1 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Bum-didi bum-didi bum Macarena! ♪ 2 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪ Bum didi-didi bum Macarena! ♪ 3 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:23,483 ♪ Bum-didi bum-didi bum Macarena! ♪ 4 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,193 ♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪ 5 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:26,778 Your turn, Gwen! 6 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,029 Your turn, Jay! 7 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,281 I'll do it with you, Mrs. Forman. 8 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,039 I had more respect for you when you were the town slut. 9 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:39,916 Uh… Um, honey. Honey. Honey. 10 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:43,169 Appreciate the enthusiasm. Back away from the coconut logs. 11 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,463 There's hair flipping all over the place. 12 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,717 People say I look like Keanu Reeves, only hotter. 13 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:52,095 I said that. 14 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:54,597 And I was kidding. 15 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,974 Well, I think you look dangerous. 16 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,894 Ugh! When is Leia getting here? 17 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,146 And don't even think about it. I get first hug. 18 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:05,149 No way, Gwen. It's been two months. 19 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:09,028 -Boyfriend gets first hug. -I said first hug, not first hump. 20 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:12,573 Well, I'm different now, Gwen. I want hugs and humps. 21 00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:16,911 Oh, it is so sweet that you two are fighting over Leia, 22 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,204 but let's get real. 23 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,664 Grandma gets first hug. 24 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:59,287 Look who got the first hug. 25 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:02,039 -Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. -Grandma. 26 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:08,171 Okay, Grandma, it's weird that you're kissing my neck. 27 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,298 That's me. 28 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:13,176 So whose hand's on my butt? 29 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,218 Oh, that's mine. 30 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,638 So who's blowing in my ear? 31 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:18,973 I'm just breathing. 32 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:29,650 As always, I got it. 33 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,821 ♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪ 34 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,865 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 35 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,117 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 36 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,203 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 37 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:42,622 ♪ We're all alright, we're all alright ♪ 38 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,374 Hello, Wisconsin! 39 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:48,502 -Ozzie! -Zip it, string cheese. 40 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:52,256 Don't take it personally. He's trying to win Spice Girls tickets. 41 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,634 If Freaky Freddy and the Turd play "Wannabe," 42 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,719 and I'm the tenth caller, I win. 43 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,640 Garth Brooks? Are you shitting me? 44 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,560 Okay, I have two minutes for you. Come here. 45 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,564 You're wearing the Bath & Body Works lotion I sent you. 46 00:03:08,648 --> 00:03:11,609 I wear it every day. Did you get the hat I knitted for you? 47 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:12,944 I did. 48 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,363 I did get it. 49 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:20,868 I can't believe I'm finally back. Spring break was so long ago. 50 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:21,869 I know! 51 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,580 Ugh! Counting Crows! 52 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:29,126 This is so nice. I can't believe we have to talk about the bad thing. 53 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,795 Oh, I already got rid of Jay. 54 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,673 I said you forgot all your tampons and sent him to the store. 55 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,800 -Gwen! -I told him you're a size 28. 56 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,551 So he should be gone a long time. 57 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:41,806 Now that I'm back for the whole summer, I'm really starting to freak out. 58 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,182 Oh, honey. 59 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,726 You should be. 60 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:48,813 Last summer, you almost hooked up with her brother, 61 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,231 didn't tell your boyfriend, 62 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:54,986 he didn't tell his girlfriend, and… now we're all stuck in a web of lies. 63 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:58,531 Leia, seriously. You need to get it together. 64 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,533 I have big plans for us. 65 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:04,161 We're gonna raise hell and burn down the patriarchy, 66 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,580 and maybe try that new fro-yo place. 67 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:09,333 Fro-yo's overrated. Ice cream or die. 68 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:13,129 You're right. I can be cool about this. 69 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:16,590 No, I can't! Everybody's gonna find out! And Nate and Nikki will break up. 70 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,843 And Jay will dump me, and he's been so sweet and romantic 71 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,512 while we've been apart. He even mailed me a lock of his hair. 72 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:25,308 I hope it was from his head, 'cause I kiss it every night before bed. 73 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,560 Dude. Nobody's gonna find out 74 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:31,022 if you keep your pube-smooching mouth shut and just be normal around Nate. 75 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:35,693 I mean, I can, and I walked in on him having sex with the couch. 76 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,654 This couch. 77 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,240 Does it matter what couch? 78 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,908 Uh… yes! 79 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,245 We are not getting a pet catfish. 80 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:50,708 Nik, I want a cat and a fish. It's the only pet that's a two-for-one. 81 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,836 Uh, what about a spider monkey or a horsefly? 82 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,005 Oh my God, you're contagious. 83 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,925 -Leia, you're back. -Hey! That was too loud. 84 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:03,304 Come here! 85 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:08,434 -Why are you hanging back? Give her a hug. -I would rather kill her. 86 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,563 I'm kidding. 87 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:14,774 Hey. 88 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,776 Hey there, sports fan. 89 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:19,487 My button is stuck. 90 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:32,708 Easy, Nate. She's not a couch. 91 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:37,880 -Told you I was looking for the remote. -With a condom on? 92 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:45,012 They were out of 28s, but I got 600 Ultras and a tarp. 93 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,394 Sorry Eric couldn't make it. 94 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,188 He got carsick backing out of the driveway. 95 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:56,857 What do you expect? 96 00:05:56,941 --> 00:06:00,444 He was born with the softest head the doctor had ever seen. 97 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,532 He couldn't wear a hat for the first six months. 98 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:08,202 I'd see other mothers with the cute hats on their babies 99 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:11,205 and I'd think… "Must be nice." 100 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:14,041 There's still one little spot. 101 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,544 If you touch it, he'll sneeze like a puppy. 102 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:23,717 This lemonade looks yummy. 103 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,177 Oh, it's the mint. 104 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:26,720 Schwing! 105 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,223 Here we go again. 106 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,559 Since she started working at that high school, 107 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:34,437 I don't understand a damn thing she says. 108 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,022 Sorry you can't hang with my slang, Red. 109 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:39,483 Not! 110 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:46,240 Then I guess I'll go and clean the gutters like you asked. 111 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,241 Not! 112 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:52,913 So, anything exciting going on around here besides this conversation? 113 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:56,167 I got back into my model trains. 114 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,502 I just finished painting City Hall. 115 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:03,007 Now, that, uh, Mayor Brown, he thinks he's in charge. 116 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,175 I'm the king. 117 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,760 Sure you are, Red. 118 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,557 -The neighbor across the street died. -Creepy Kowalski? 119 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:15,978 He was always trying to get me to jump on his trampoline. 120 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,731 I know. Sweet man. 121 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,234 But now his house is on the market. 122 00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:27,114 It is the perfect chance for someone to move back to Point Place, 123 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:32,161 so her mother-in-law can stop resenting her for stealing away her baby boy. 124 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,955 Okay, don't get started with this. 125 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:36,624 Moving away was Eric's idea. 126 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,293 Homewrecker says what? 127 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,379 What? 128 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,508 I'm doing something here, Red. 129 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,427 I know you have the best of intentions, 130 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:51,305 like getting Leia secretly baptized four times. 131 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,350 But we're… we're happy in Chicago. 132 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,101 I know. You're right! 133 00:07:56,185 --> 00:08:00,022 This is just a silly idea that popped into my head. 134 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:06,737 Really? A flyer for the house under my cookies? 135 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,406 Location, location, location. 136 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,368 Schwing! 137 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,375 This is getting worse. 138 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,710 We have to tell Nikki and Jay about last summer. 139 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,087 Yeah. 140 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,507 There is not a way that you can un-almost-kiss someone. 141 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,133 I asked a lawyer. 142 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,305 Look, you two, we've all done something we regret. 143 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:36,183 Do you think I'm proud that I gave a cranker to that sophomore 144 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:37,643 who looks like Frasier? 145 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,728 Hell no. 146 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,314 Tony Garvin? 147 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:45,609 Holy crap, we cranked the same Frasier. 148 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,154 Do you know what your problem is? 149 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:52,575 This whole mess is your Frasier, and you two keep cranking it. 150 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,535 We gotta quit cranking. 151 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,245 You get me? 152 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:58,622 No. 153 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,251 I don't want to do anything with that little Frasier. 154 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,587 What's she talking about? 155 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,798 She means that we need to talk. 156 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,385 Yes. I've been thinking that for a long time. 157 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,263 What do you wanna talk about? 158 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,433 The Hindenburg? That was crazy. 159 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,311 No. Us. 160 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,647 What happened last summer seemed right in the moment, 161 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,274 but that's not what I want. 162 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,318 I want to be with Jay. 163 00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:30,404 Yeah, and I want to be with Nik 164 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,114 and her boobs. 165 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,450 They soothe me. 166 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,707 Leia, we can't tell them. We have to take this to the grave! 167 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,877 Yes. I don't want to hurt either of them. 168 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,295 We're not saying dick! 169 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,381 How long you think this is gonna last? 170 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,051 Three, two, one. 171 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,385 We have to tell them. 172 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,888 Yeah. As soon as possible. 173 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,307 Damn. 174 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,477 That was faster than Tony Garvin. 175 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,522 If you lived across the street, 176 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,317 half of this George Foreman Grill could be yours. 177 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:12,488 I could be the co-owner of the Kitty Forman George Foreman Grill? 178 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,489 Tempting. 179 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,741 You're gonna feel so awful 180 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:19,286 when I tell you the real reason I need my family close by. 181 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,414 I'm dying. 182 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:23,457 No, you're not. 183 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,586 -Whose team are you on, Red? -I'm on yours, Kitty. 184 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,713 Team Crazy. 185 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,548 I'm crazy? 186 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,301 I'm crazy? You're the one who can't sleep at night 187 00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:37,763 because your tiny firehouse is on back order. 188 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,933 Stop calling it tiny! 189 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,267 It's to scale. 190 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:46,522 I'm starting to think Eric wasn't really carsick. 191 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,440 Booyah! 192 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:50,609 Booyah to both of you! 193 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:07,793 ♪ Leia, I think about you All night and day-a ♪ 194 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,131 ♪ You made me feel the opposite of gay-a ♪ 195 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:17,094 ♪ Even though being gay Is perfectly okay-a ♪ 196 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,388 ♪ Hooray-a! ♪ 197 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,765 ♪ For Leia and Jay-a ♪ 198 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,480 I didn't know so many words rhymed with my name. 199 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:29,898 They don't. 200 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,817 That was all me. 201 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,779 Jay, that was amazing. I loved all 12 minutes of it. 202 00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:40,075 And that makes what I need to talk to you about even harder. 203 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,828 Yeah. I've noticed you've been a little off. 204 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:47,166 You know, at first… I thought it was 'cause of your period, 205 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,042 'cause Gwen said it was a level seven. 206 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:53,797 But… 207 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,675 I think I know the real reason. 208 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:57,593 You do? 209 00:11:58,802 --> 00:11:59,678 It's because… 210 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:04,475 I haven't been honest with you about some things that happened when you were gone. 211 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,517 Wait, what? 212 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,895 Leia… 213 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,981 I really like you. 214 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:16,361 And I want our relationship to be built on trust. 215 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,864 Like the library. 216 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,077 So I'm gonna tell you everything. 217 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:31,210 I flirted with this chick who works at McDonald's, but she was, like, 30, 218 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:34,379 and when you're that old and busted, no one sees you anymore. 219 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:38,425 And I took advantage of that to get a free shake. 220 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,513 And I am so sorry. 221 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,516 Even though I totally made her day. 222 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,143 Okay, my turn. 223 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,687 Wait, there's one more thing. 224 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,398 It's really bad. 225 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,654 I pleasured myself to the love scene in Dances with Wolves. 226 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,450 'Cause it's really sexy to me that it was before deodorant. 227 00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:07,663 Thank you for telling me. It's okay. 228 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,290 I am so relieved. 229 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,460 I mean, 'cause if you had something bad to tell me, 230 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,379 I don't know if I'd take it that well. 231 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:20,592 I mean, I don't know if you know this about me, but… I'm pretty sensitive. 232 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,513 Okay, your turn. 233 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,598 Um… 234 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,476 I was just gonna say that… 235 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,729 I did the same thing to Dances with Wolves. 236 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,482 What have we done, Leia? 237 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,694 This is their land! 238 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,118 Dude, that's your song. 239 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,205 That's a commercial for the Point Place Credit Union. 240 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,834 I couldn't tell Jay. Please tell me you didn't say anything to Nikki. 241 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,377 -No, she went home. -Thank you. 242 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,170 So I left a message on her answering machine. 243 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,130 What?! 244 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,634 I only did it 'cause I thought we were all doing it. Like seat belts! 245 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,554 I don't even wanna talk right now. 246 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,852 Nikki, I'm so sorry. 247 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,647 What are you sorry about? It's this stupid internship. 248 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,650 My boss's St. Bernard kept trying to make out with me, 249 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,819 and now I smell like Beethoven's butthole. 250 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,489 She hasn't heard the message yet. 251 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,242 We have to get to her house and erase it before she hears it. 252 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,119 I got Nikki. You got answering machine. 253 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:33,123 Ugh. The smell is not coming off. I'm gonna go home and shred this blazer. 254 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,499 Uh, you can't! 255 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,126 Your house burned down. It's… 256 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:37,836 It's all gone. 257 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:39,880 He is kidding. 258 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:43,967 He wants to, uh, take you out 'cause he loves you so very much. 259 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,844 Leia's right, babe. 260 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,556 And that is hard for me to say 'cause I think she's gross overall. 261 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,351 Let's go out. Just you and me. 262 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,604 -Hey, bro. -Jay! 263 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,106 Come outside with me while I think of a reason why. 264 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:01,610 -Can it be to compare biceps in the sun? -Yes. 265 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,111 Didn't we just do this? 266 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,656 Yours are bigger! Yours are more defined! It's a tie! 267 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,080 Ozzie, you have to help me get into Nikki's house. 268 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,375 Oh. Right. You can't hear me. 269 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,127 No, I can hear you. I'm just not gonna help. 270 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,177 I think I ditched your wife. 271 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:31,306 I put a spoon in the garbage disposal, I turned it on, and ran. 272 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:36,269 I hate to say it, but I think Kitty might have finally lost it. 273 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,604 Whoa. 274 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,775 Yeah, she can really take things too far. 275 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:42,818 Uh-huh. 276 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,736 What's all of this? 277 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,904 Pretty neat, huh? 278 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,490 It takes me back to my youth. 279 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,575 Everyone had a job. 280 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,661 Milkshakes were a nickel. 281 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,121 And if you liked big butts, 282 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,456 you had the good sense to keep it to yourself. 283 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,378 Cool. 284 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,798 None of those little people talk to you, right? 285 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,801 No, but with Leia gone 286 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,555 and, uh, Kitty working, I had a lot of free time on my hands. 287 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,766 And it was either this or day drinking. 288 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,478 And then I figured, why not both? 289 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,363 Unrelated… 290 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,075 Do you have anyone in your life you can talk to? 291 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,454 Didn't you used to have a group of guys you'd play cards with? 292 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,538 Yeah. 293 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:41,501 But Larry retired to Arizona, and… Bill bought a boat, 294 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,173 and I haven't seen Roger since our last camping trip. 295 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,090 Why not? 296 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:48,633 Bear got him. 297 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,387 Oh. Well, there you are. 298 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,432 An adorable family just stopped by to look at the house, 299 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,726 but I… I chased them down with a hose. 300 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,269 So we're still on track. 301 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,730 I told you I was done talking about that house 302 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,316 when you handed me a loan application while I was peeing. 303 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,276 Oh, get over it. 304 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,945 Eric already described everything to me. 305 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,408 -Mom, I really need-- -Whatever it is, let's go. 306 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,870 Give me back my son! 307 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,129 I think your trains made it weird, Red. 308 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:33,929 Leia? 309 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,056 Mom! You were supposed to wait in the car. 310 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:39,059 You were supposed to be grabbing a scrunchie you left at Nikki's. 311 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,646 Then I saw you distract her dog with a piece of bologna and climb in a window. 312 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,982 What's going on? Is this about you and Nikki's boyfriend? 313 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,777 How do you know about that? Have you been listening to my calls? 314 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,987 Please. All moms do it. 315 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,574 Do you think I put you on the pill on a hunch? 316 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,327 Nate left a message telling Nikki the truth. 317 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,539 I have to erase it. I tried to keep you out of it, but you ask too many questions. 318 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,374 Now if we get caught we're both going to jail. 319 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,709 Who's going to hold Dad's hand at the dentist? 320 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,170 He gets so scared, Mom. 321 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,756 Okay, slow down. 322 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,425 Nobody's going to jail, and nobody's going to the dentist. 323 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,136 -Talk to me. -It's just… 324 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:18,849 Last summer was a dream come true, and then I ruined it all right at the end. 325 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,934 I love having these friends. 326 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,021 I love having a boyfriend who's like Keanu Reeves, but hotter. 327 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,607 Sure. 328 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,446 But the only way to keep it all is to keep lying. 329 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,406 That's not me. 330 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,410 You know what? Let Nikki hear the truth. 331 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,288 If this all blows up, and I have to go home with you tomorrow, 332 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,622 it's what I deserve. 333 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,124 Wow. 334 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,961 That is such a mature decision. 335 00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:50,046 And I know it wasn't easy. 336 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,675 And I'm so proud of the woman you're becoming. 337 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,347 Message erased. 338 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,018 Mom? 339 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,312 Have a good summer. 340 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,316 I love you so much right now. 341 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,109 Next message. 342 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,237 Me again! That last message wasn't real. 343 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,155 I was acting! 344 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:19,492 I'm auditioning for a movie about a guy who almost kisses his best friend's girl-- 345 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,036 Message erased. 346 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,496 Next message. 347 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:28,376 Yeah, it's actually not gonna be released in America, so you won't see it. 348 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,170 Take the tape. Just take the tape. 349 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,930 I knew this day would come. 350 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,016 I've already packed a bag. 351 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:47,062 Now, let's get you the help you need. 352 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,440 Talk to the hand, Red. Donna's on the phone outside. 353 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:52,901 You are listening 354 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,695 to your daughter-in-law's private conversation? 355 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,781 Oh, please. All moms do it. 356 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,368 Moving back to Point Place isn't the worst idea. 357 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:05,038 It'd be great for Leia, and I think Red's kind of lonely. 358 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,667 Actually, I know he's lonely. His friend was eaten by a bear. 359 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,380 I am a god! 360 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,011 Donna and Eric are buying the house across the street. 361 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,806 They think you're a sad old man. Isn't that great? 362 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,268 Great for you, maybe. 363 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,063 I can't think of anyone more annoying than Eric. 364 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,106 So what do you say? 365 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:39,656 Well, I got a full body wax scheduled tomorrow, but… I'll cancel. 366 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,574 I hope you don't mind. 367 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,243 I'm coming in fluffy. 368 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:50,834 It's happening! 369 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,047 Pick up, Freaky Freddy! Pick up, Turd! 370 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:59,050 How do you care so much? It's just the Spice Girls. 371 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,512 WFPP, congratulations. You're our tenth caller. 372 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,640 -I won! -Please hold for Freddy and the Turd. 373 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,351 I never should've doubted you. Everything's taken care of. 374 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,895 Nikki and Jay will never find out about Nate and me. 375 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,273 Whoa, Turd! Did you hear that? 376 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,651 Nikki and Jay are gonna be pissed. You know what that means? 377 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,987 Double flush! 378 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,156 I'm on the radio?! 379 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,035 My tickets! 380 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,494 Don't panic. 381 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,247 They probably weren't listening. 382 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,712 That was crazy. 383 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,672 Turd never does a double flush. 384 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,931 It's cool. I landed on the ground. 385 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:48,600 You're dead!