1 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,190 Here's an interesting headline. 2 00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:25,610 "Annoying kid leaves kitchen." 3 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,781 "Local man keeps foot to himself." 4 00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:32,784 Good morning. 5 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:34,660 Hi, honey. Oh… 6 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,456 Somebody's got some juice in their caboose. 7 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,209 Grandma, I know what you mean, but… oh my God. 8 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:42,794 I am in a good mood. 9 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,213 I have an interview where Gwen works at the mall. 10 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,882 Yup, your granddaughter's gonna be a working girl. 11 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:52,011 Can you please just call it a job? 12 00:00:52,637 --> 00:00:53,679 Oh, oh… 13 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,265 Is it at a Yankee Candle? 14 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:01,229 I would tear that place apart if I had an employee discount. 15 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,481 I would be knee-deep in wicks. 16 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,401 It's at Hot Topic. It's like the coolest store in the mall. 17 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:09,362 That place is not for you. 18 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:11,739 I know it's not a perfect fit, 19 00:01:11,823 --> 00:01:14,575 but Gwen is the main reason I come here for the summer. 20 00:01:19,539 --> 00:01:21,040 I feed you. 21 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:25,753 And even though she has a job, and I have a boyfriend, 22 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:28,214 I wanna make sure we get to spend a lot of time together. 23 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,591 My first job was in a hole. 24 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,970 Nobody told me what to do for a week. 25 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,932 So I just sat there in the dark 26 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:41,269 waiting for somebody to lower me a sandwich. 27 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,023 I'm gonna get going. 28 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:50,111 Good luck, kiddo. Enjoy taxes. 29 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,739 Now, you are not gonna believe this, Red. 30 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:55,783 Nate and Nikki broke up, 31 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:58,536 and Ozzie is here to fill me in on the gossip. 32 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:01,497 I don't know who any of those people are. 33 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,918 I wish I had something saucy, Mrs. Forman, but… 34 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:09,422 they were together for a long time, and the magic was gone. 35 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,257 They were in a rut. 36 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,467 Just like you two. 37 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,137 We are not in a rut. 38 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,347 We keep things exciting. 39 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:20,474 Tonight is pot pie night, 40 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:23,311 and Red, hold on to your slippers, 41 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:27,190 I am thinking of adding cheese. 42 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:31,611 The hell you are. 43 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:35,781 We've had it without cheese for 40 years 44 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,202 'cause that's the way we like it. 45 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:41,704 Oh my gosh. We are in a rut. 46 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:45,625 Don't listen to him. He's five. 47 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,632 I could do this all day. 48 00:02:56,052 --> 00:02:57,762 It's like a Walgreens down here. 49 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:01,432 ♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪ 50 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,601 ♪The same old thing we did last week ♪ 51 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,770 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 52 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,897 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 53 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,608 ♪ We're all all right We're all all right ♪ 54 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,027 Hello, Wisconsin! 55 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,370 Not enough chocolate 56 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,289 Science is hard. 57 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,000 But we will prevail. 58 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:31,254 Maybe we should think about a 5th year of high school. 59 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:36,634 But I'm glad to see you're in a good mood. He's been such a mope since the breakup. 60 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:40,680 Yeah, that first week was brutal, but I'm coming out of it. 61 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,307 Just sucks because Nikki's probably devastated. 62 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,226 Oh yeah. I've been there. 63 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,645 Right now, she's either crying into her tube top 64 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,564 or riding the mechanical bull for some male attention. 65 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,650 Either way, she's drunk. 66 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:56,737 Nik? 67 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,448 Here's all the stuff you left at my house. 68 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,618 Thanks. That's really cool of you. 69 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:05,496 Oh. 70 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:08,541 You burned everything. 71 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:12,795 I burned a guy's stuff once, but it was his car. 72 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,799 You're doing way better than I thought you'd be doing. 73 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,801 See, I was sad at first, 74 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,178 but then I realized that we weren't meant to be. 75 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:24,056 But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna torture you first. 76 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,684 You know that striped thong you wanted me to buy 77 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,395 because you thought I'd look like a sexy referee? 78 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:32,773 I'm familiar. 79 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,151 I'm gonna go buy it, 80 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,778 and then I'm gonna tell you when I'm wearing it. 81 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,114 Because I want you to know what you're missing. 82 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,783 Touchdown. 83 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,245 -Bye Mrs. Runck. -Bye, sweetie. 84 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,541 You okay, dude? 85 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:54,211 Mommy. 86 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:59,133 Oh boy. I had to torch a guy's Pontiac to get this kind of reaction. 87 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:04,722 Hey, you. 88 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,016 Hey, you came to visit me. 89 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,810 -I'm here for a job interview. -You wanna work here? 90 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,938 That'd be dope, but I don't think you're gonna like it. 91 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:13,856 Why wouldn't I? 92 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:23,449 Well, if you're actually gonna interview here, you should dress more metal. 93 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,951 This is the periodic table of elements. 94 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,370 It has all the metals. 95 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,122 Come with me. 96 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:32,958 Nice. 97 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,544 Thanks. I feel so cool… 98 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,297 Here comes my boss. 99 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:41,884 Keep saying how much you love this place 'cause he's way into Hot Topic. 100 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,302 Is he gonna make me pee in a cup? 101 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:46,639 -'Cause I don't know if I'll pass. -Dude. I work here. 102 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:48,599 Gwen. 103 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,731 We need some pliers and a lot of gauze. 104 00:05:55,815 --> 00:05:58,234 Another customer got tangled up in the nipple clamps. 105 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:02,238 Hey, I'm Leia Forman. I'm here for the interview. 106 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:03,155 Forman? 107 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,909 You wouldn't be related to an Eric Forman, would you? 108 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:10,454 'Cause that guy stole my smoking hot Donna. 109 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,957 Uh… no. 110 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,210 My dad's name is… Norman Forman. 111 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,422 And my mom? Ugly. 112 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:24,218 Good. Good. Good. 'Cause I loathe Eric Forman. 113 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,680 Sometimes I fantasize about hitting him with my Geo Storm, 114 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,807 and then just backing up to finish the job. 115 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,561 Yeah, crush his skull, 116 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:36,313 and then his dumb family couldn't even have an open casket. 117 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,732 His daughter would probably be so sad. 118 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,734 That's messed up. 119 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,028 You're hired. 120 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,448 Hey, Mitch. 121 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:48,492 What are you doing in here, you Abercrombie scum? 122 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:53,164 Oh, by the way, Mitch has a psychotic hatred for Abercrombie. 123 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,582 -And Fitch? -And Fitch. 124 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,626 It's cool. We brought you some birthday cake. 125 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:01,338 We have a lot of leftovers because we don't eat dessert, obviously. 126 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,631 Oh! 127 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,468 Put your shirts down. 128 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,970 I got this, Mitch. 129 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,640 If you're here, who's harassing all the Cheesecake Factory waitresses? 130 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,434 Uh, Susan thinks I'm hilarious. 131 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,603 She actually told me I'm funnier than Martin Lawrence. 132 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,730 "Aww, damn Gina!" 133 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:20,274 That's dead on. 134 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:23,486 Do not think he's funny. 135 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,156 Later, ladies. I'll see you at the gym, Mitch. 136 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,449 No, you won't, 137 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:31,243 'cause Mother lets me use her NordicTrack at home. 138 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,382 Hello, sexy gardener. 139 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:48,802 I brought you some iced tea. 140 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,311 What's with the dress? Did someone die? 141 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,522 Was it Bob? 142 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:04,902 No, I put this on to be fun and spontaneous. 143 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,780 Oh, Kitty, stop it. 144 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:12,076 We have a wonderful life. Except for right now. This is annoying. 145 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:14,912 You're not hearing me, Red. 146 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:18,999 We have gotten too comfortable. We need to… to shake things up. 147 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:23,045 Would it kill us to make love before Wheel of Fortune? 148 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,339 Before Wheel of Fortune? 149 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,425 We'd miss Peter Jennings. 150 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,346 We are in a rut, and I'm trying to climb out of it. 151 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,723 You know what I was thinking about last night? 152 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:36,058 Going to Paris. 153 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,062 I've always wanted to make sandwiches with their bread. 154 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,773 Don't get yourself all spun up. 155 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,858 If this is really bothering you, 156 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:46,819 I'll think about it. 157 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:49,905 Ooh… 158 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,700 You'll think about it. 159 00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:57,871 Can't wait to brag to the girls at the salon about that one. 160 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,004 It hurts, Mom. 161 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,880 Aw, buddy, I know. 162 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,465 Breakups are hard. 163 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,884 Mommy's here. 164 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:14,054 I can't do this anymore. I gotta go to work. He's yours today. 165 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:15,055 Bye, sweetie. 166 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,518 Seeing Nik doing so well, I… 167 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,813 I thought I was at rock bottom, but 168 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,773 I was just rock middle. 169 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,233 Dude. 170 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,193 Here. 171 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,447 It's a porn tape I swiped from my dad. 172 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,951 I don't know, man. I might be too sad for this. 173 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,121 Well, that worked. 174 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:46,337 It had everything. Romance, mystery. 175 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,214 And how refreshing to see an accounting firm run by women. 176 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,718 Yeah, but they keep the office fun. 177 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,386 Now give it back. 178 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,432 Hey. Let go. 179 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,392 This is a Kelso family heirloom. 180 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:04,146 No way, man. I was planning on being sad again before my bath. 181 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:11,612 Ozzie. 182 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,032 I thought they were mannequins. 183 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:18,077 But they're real. 184 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,456 What do you think? Enough spikes or not enough spikes? 185 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:26,251 Isn't it beneath you to buy a sexy outfit to make your ex-boyfriend jealous? 186 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,545 You're right. It's vindictive. It's immature. 187 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:32,341 And it's using my body for spite. Okay, I've talked myself back into it. 188 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:33,926 Thank you. 189 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,555 Did I just hear you ask why I hate Abercrombie? 190 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,851 -No. -1985 mall talent show. 191 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:44,395 Mother was there. 192 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,147 I had just begun my breakdance routine 193 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,400 when I heard the Abercrombie gang chanting, 194 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,734 "You suck!" 195 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,320 I tried to keep it together, but 196 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,698 during my climactic head spin, 197 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,450 I soiled my parachute pants. 198 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,246 I'm gonna go clean out the dressing rooms. 199 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,250 Gwen? 200 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,502 Shh! 201 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,342 It'll take 45 minutes to make a copy, and the Formans just left for dinner. 202 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,636 Let's just, uh, hurry up. 203 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,305 I mean, I cannot get caught doing this, bro. 204 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,434 This is exactly the kind of thing Leia's grandpa thinks I would do. 205 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,477 Okay, we're all set. 206 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,479 -You hit play. I'll hit record. -Okay. 207 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,441 One, two, three, go. 208 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:38,240 Jennifer, you forgot to fill out your 10-69 form. 209 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,826 Let me help you with that. 210 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:49,460 Hey, ladies, I'm Axel, the maintenance guy. It's my first day. 211 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,420 That's where I tapped out last time. 212 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,550 I knew what was about to happen to Axel, and I was excited for him. 213 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,095 Does anything need to be handled? 214 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,848 You can start by handling my-- 215 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:06,602 Handling what? 216 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,811 Handling what? 217 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,982 I think the tape's jammed. Get up and fix it. 218 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,985 You get up and fix it. 219 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,780 I… I can't right now. 220 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,449 Me neither. 221 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,243 I don't know what your excuse is, but I've got a boner. 222 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,288 Okay, same time, then. 223 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,171 It won't come out. 224 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:36,340 I wish Axel was here. 225 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,926 This would never happen to him. He's so lucky. 226 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,721 Let's take the VCR, okay? They'll think they got robbed. 227 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:46,475 Wait. Who breaks into someone's house but only takes a VCR? 228 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,392 Right. 229 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,978 Let's steal more stuff. 230 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,689 You are so smart. 231 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:54,983 We're smart. 232 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,946 Not bad, huh? 233 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,740 I really appreciate you making the effort, Red. 234 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,369 I think this used to be my gynecologist's office. 235 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,873 Yep, yep, yep. 236 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:11,959 This is it. 237 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,003 Oh, so many fancy choices. 238 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:18,382 -I can't eat this crap. -It's pronounced crepe, Red. 239 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:23,262 Bonsoir, monsieur, mademoiselle. Can I start you off with sparkling water? 240 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:28,308 -We'll have whatever's free. -No, actually, let's try something new. 241 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,435 Give the lady the bubble water. 242 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,895 Ah. 243 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,522 Red. 244 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,539 This is spicy. 245 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,502 -Gwen, what are you doing? -Kissing a hot guy? 246 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,503 Yeah, you were. 247 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,339 Can you leave so we can talk? 248 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,884 Can you leave so she can get back to kissing a hot guy? 249 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,678 It's okay. I'll catch up with you later. 250 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014 Well, I'm going to Fuddruckers. 251 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,349 My aunt choked there once, so I get free pop. 252 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,270 What is going on? 253 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,355 Are you two Fuddrucking? 254 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,902 No. He's just like my human Bop It. 255 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,237 You know? Bop it, twist it, pull it… 256 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,574 Ew! I play that game with my dad. 257 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,994 -How long has this been going on? -Like a month. 258 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,913 A month? Gwen, you should have told me 259 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,248 you were hooking up with the Abercrombie & Fitch guy! 260 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,291 What? 261 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,300 Gwen. My office, right now. 262 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,177 The chair where people try on boots? 263 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,845 It's a multipurpose chair. 264 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,389 -You mean like every chair? -Office! 265 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,857 Why is the Formans' living room in my kitchen? 266 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,818 We were making a copy of a nudie flick. 267 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,445 Please don't tell the FBI. 268 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,698 It got jammed in the Formans' VCR, so-- 269 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,660 So you wanted to steal the VCR, but that'd look suspicious, 270 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,162 so you stole everything. I dated guys like you. 271 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,207 Jay was just trying to cheer me up. 272 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,919 -This breakup's killing me. -Aw, buddy. 273 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:25,008 It's a real kick in the cooch. It hurts, but then it gets better. 274 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,636 Yeah, dude. It's like when you came out of that lake 275 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,596 with that crawdad on your scrote. 276 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,516 And at first, you were crying, trying to yank it off. 277 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,476 But then you let go. 278 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,353 And it let go. 279 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,398 You gotta let her go, bro. 280 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,109 Thanks, man. 281 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,027 Gives me hope. 282 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,070 I love you, hon. 283 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,658 I was nervous when you said "scrote," but you landed the plane there, kid. 284 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,458 I get it. You're mad. 285 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,961 Oh. It's bigger than anger, Gwen. 286 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,295 You broke my heart. 287 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,215 And I don't have a lot going on. 288 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,011 Gwen, I got this job at this ghoul factory 289 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,263 'cause I'd do anything to spend time with you. 290 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,557 Meanwhile, you've been lying to me for a month. 291 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,101 Are we on the same page here? I thought we're best friends. 292 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,770 -Leia, it's not like that. -Yeah, it's worse than that. 293 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:22,357 This is Hot Topic, and you know what the topic is? It's trust. 294 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,529 -You're fired. -Seriously? 295 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,699 Yeah. Turn in your dog collar, get out of my store. 296 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,827 Fine. Your store sucks, 297 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,039 and I'm telling the whole mall your belly button ring is infected. 298 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,957 What? No, it's not. 299 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,917 Why would you even say that? 300 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,419 It smells totally normal. 301 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:46,631 I can't believe you did that. If she's fired, then I quit. 302 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,968 Oh no! A girl who's worked here almost three hours is quitting. 303 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,303 Whatever will I do? 304 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:56,224 By the way, my dad is Eric Forman, and Donna's my mom, 305 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,101 and they do it all the time. 306 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,270 And he doesn't even have to ask that much. 307 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,692 Will you tell your mom I said "What's up?" 308 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,321 Have you had a chance to peruse the menu? 309 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:13,575 I was eyeing the trout almondine, but it doesn't have a price. 310 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,203 -It's offered at market price. -Oh, how much is that? 311 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,997 It depends on the price that has been dictated by the market. 312 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,542 When I get the check at the end of the meal, 313 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:27,005 what little number is going to be next to trout almondine? 314 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,800 I don't know. I'm not the master of the market. 315 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,928 I'll just, uh… I'll have something else. 316 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,513 No. No, no. 317 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,892 If you want fish, you get the fish. 318 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,311 At market price. 319 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,273 -What sides does it come with? -The chef decides. 320 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:52,781 Just the way we decided… to save your French asses in WWII? 321 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,785 I'm from Kenosha. 322 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:57,702 We're done. 323 00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,791 I'm gonna clean my grout with this. 324 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,880 Just put that on the table. 325 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,257 We didn't bring the table, 326 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,051 which I said we should, but you're bossy in a crisis. 327 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,764 What the hell?! 328 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,141 Uh… uh… 329 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,977 Porn got stuck, so we robbed your grandparents. 330 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:27,190 Leia, it was one of those ideas that was bad, but then it got good, 331 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,775 and then it got real bad. 332 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,902 Now you're caught up. 333 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,114 Why are we talking? They could be home any minute. 334 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,533 -How are we gonna put this stuff back? -Relax. 335 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,368 We just need a fresh idea. 336 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,834 ♪ It doesn't matter what comes ♪ 337 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,836 ♪ Fresh goes better in life ♪ 338 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:51,006 ♪ With Mentos fresh and full of life ♪ 339 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,549 ♪ Nothing gets to you ♪ 340 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,551 ♪ Staying fresh, staying cool ♪ 341 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,304 ♪ With Mentos, fresh and full of life! ♪ 342 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,722 ♪ Fresh goes better ♪ 343 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,557 ♪ Mentos freshness ♪ 344 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,933 ♪ Fresh goes better ♪ 345 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,644 ♪ With Mentos, fresh and full of life! ♪ 346 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,396 It's Mentos, bitches. 347 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,444 Ozzie, your fresh idea is standing in the middle of the room? 348 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,237 Oh. Was I not talking? 349 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,199 Come on. We gotta put this stuff back. 350 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,496 What happened to my living room? 351 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,376 That pillow doesn't belong there. 352 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,503 Oh… 353 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,671 That's way better. 354 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,549 Thanks for trying tonight, honey. 355 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,635 I'm sorry it got so crazy. 356 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,765 I was… trying to make you feel special. 357 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,434 Aww, Red. 358 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:49,814 You know what? If we are in a rut, I love our rut. 359 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,277 Well, what do you say we make up for this tomorrow and 360 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,239 head over to Gordy's for a couple of fish dinners? 361 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,574 Mmm… I love Gordy's. 362 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,244 And they let you pick your own darn sides. 363 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:08,792 Better yet, we could skip Gordy's and, uh, spend some time together. 364 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,419 Before Wheel of Fortune. 365 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,091 Well, that sounds like fun. 366 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,218 But I… 367 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,263 I kind of have my heart set on Gordy's now. 368 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,516 I was hoping you'd say that. 369 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:34,567 Oh. Hey, Gwen. I probably should have told you this, 370 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,529 but for the past month I've been keeping a secret too. 371 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,907 I'm married to Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 372 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,326 You're an idiot. 373 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:47,247 An idiot in love… with teen sensation Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 374 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,084 Fine. I should have told you everything. 375 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,212 -But it's really embarrassing. -What? 376 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,715 I like him. 377 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,591 Like, really like him. 378 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,552 -Aww. -Not aww. 379 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,140 He's popular and preppy and normal. 380 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,934 It goes against everything I stand for. 381 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,479 -What's his name? -Cole Carson. 382 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,523 -That's a hot name. -I know. 383 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:14,983 I'm so screwed. 384 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,987 You have to tell me everything. Where was your first date? 385 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,948 Have you guys held hands? Are his lips as soft as they look? 386 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,869 Applebee's, we're way past that, and even softer. 387 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,872 Don't wait up. I got a meeting. 388 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,292 With a mechanical bull. 389 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,257 Hey. 390 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,594 Thanks. 391 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:46,348 You're not gonna say anything about me touching your balls? 392 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,100 We really are broken up. 393 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:54,481 Look, if you're here to torture me, can it wait until tomorrow? 394 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,816 I'm having a way harder time than you. 395 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,277 I'm having a hard time too. 396 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,697 My revenge underwear is so far up my butt crack 397 00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,282 that it's a part of me now. 398 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:09,454 -None of this is making me feel better. -Nik, I'm sorry. 399 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:11,998 For everything. 400 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,250 It was already happening. 401 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,337 I mean, one of us had to be brave enough to end things. 402 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,467 Hey, thanks for helping to put all the Formans' stuff back. 403 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:26,221 Yeah, no, I've always wanted to help my ex-boyfriend with his porn heist. 404 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:29,432 But I'm glad you got your tape back. 405 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,685 Uh-oh. 406 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,404 I was expecting Jane Fonda. 407 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,617 Instead, I got Shane Fondle.