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這裡有一則好玩的新聞標題

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“死小孩自行離開廚房

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當地男子無須出腳”

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早安

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孫女早

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有人精力源源不絕哦

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奶奶，我懂你的意思
不過…我的天啊

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我現在心情很好

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我要去葛雯工作的賣場面試

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沒錯，你孫女要去出賣勞力囉

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可以拜託你就稱之為“工作”嗎？

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是在洋基蠟燭店嗎？

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要是有員工折扣
我一定會去那裡買個天翻地覆

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家裡燭芯都堆到膝蓋那麼高

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是在“熱門議題”
那是賣場裡最酷的店家

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那裡不適合你

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我知道我們不是很搭

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不過我回來過暑假主要就是為了葛雯

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我供你三餐溫飽耶

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儘管她要工作，而我有男友

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我還是想讓我們能多相處

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我的第一份工作是待在一個洞裡

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一整週都沒人告訴我要做什麼

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所以我就靜靜坐在黑暗中

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等別人垂降三明治下來給我

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我要出門了

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孫女加油，好好享受報稅吧

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瑞德，有件事你一定不會相信

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內特和妮琪分手了

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歐基在這裡要幫我補上一些八卦

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那些人我根本一個都不認識

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佛曼奶奶，我也希望有料能爆，但…

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他們在一起很久了，火花自然會消失

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他們一成不變，就像你們倆一樣

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我們才沒有一成不變

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我們會做刺激的事

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今晚是鍋派之夜，瑞德，你先坐穩囉

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我在考慮要加起司

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不准亂加

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我們40年來都沒加起司

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因為我們就是喜歡不加起司

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天啊，我們確實一成不變

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別聽他的，他才五歲而已

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我可以陪你玩上一整天

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我存貨非常充足

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街頭漫步閒晃

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生活一成不變

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無所事事，只和你聊

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我們都好

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威斯康辛，你們好

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《90 年代秀》

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巧克力不夠

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科學好難

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但我們一定會勝利

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說不定該考慮讓你留級一年才對

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不過看到你心情好轉真不錯

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他從分手後就悶悶不樂

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對啊，第一週好痛苦

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不過我慢慢走出來了

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可惜妮琪大概還傷心欲絕

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對啊，我也是過來人

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現在她要不是穿露肩背心在哭

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就是在騎機械牛引男人注意

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而且一定都喝醉了

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小妮？

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這是你放在我家的東西

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謝謝，你人真好

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全都被你燒壞了

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我也燒過男人的東西，不過是他的車

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你過得比我想像的好多了

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我一開始確實很難過

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但後來就發現我們根本不適合

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不過那不表示我就不會先折磨你

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記得你要我買的那件條文丁字褲

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因為你覺得我穿了會像性感裁判嗎？

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我記得很清楚

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我要去買了

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然後等我穿了就會告訴你

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因為我要讓你知道你錯過了什麼

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達陣

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-朗克阿姨再見
-再見，寶貝

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你還好嗎？

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媽咪

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好乖好乖

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我還得燒掉男人的車
才能得到這種反應耶

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姊妹

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你來探班啦

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我要來進行工作面試

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你想在這工作？

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那就太棒了，不過你應該不會喜歡

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為什麼？

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你如果想在這面試
就得穿著更多金屬元素

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這件衣服就印著元素表耶

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全部金屬元素都在上面

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跟我來

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讚

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謝謝，我覺得自己好酷…

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我老闆來了

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不停說你有多喜歡這家店
因為他超愛熱門議題

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他會要我做尿檢嗎？

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-我不確定我能不能通過
-拜託，我都能在這裡工作了

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葛雯

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（限制級）

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我們需要鉗子和很多紗布

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又有客人的乳頭夾卡住了

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你好，我是莉亞佛曼，我是來面試的

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佛曼？

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你該不會跟艾瑞克佛曼是親戚吧？

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那傢伙搶走了我的唐娜美人

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不是，我爸叫做諾曼佛曼

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我媽則是醜得要命

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很好…因為我痛恨艾瑞克佛曼

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我有時甚至會想像開車撞他

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然後再倒車輾死他

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對，壓扁他的頭

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讓他的白痴家屬無法開棺供人瞻仰

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他女兒大概會非常難過

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這也太有病了

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你被錄用了

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米契

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你們這些A&F垃圾來這裡幹嘛？

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對了，米契對A有病態式的痛恨

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-&F呢？
-還有&F

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沒事啦，我們要送你生日蛋糕

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我們剩很多
因為看也知道我們不吃甜點

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把上衣放下啦

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米契，這裡交給我吧

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你們跑來這裡
誰要負責騷擾起司工坊的女服務生？

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蘇珊覺得我很好笑
他說我比馬汀勞倫斯還搞笑

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“該死，吉娜”

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好像哦

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不准認為他很好笑

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兩位小姐再見

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米契，我們健身房見

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不可能

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因為我媽會借我用家裡的跑步機

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性感園丁，你好

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我幫你倒了杯冰茶

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你穿禮服幹嘛？有人死了嗎？

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是鮑伯嗎？

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不是，我穿這身衣服
是想表現我既有趣又不拘泥

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琪蒂，別鬧了

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我們的生活很美好

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除了現在以外，這狀況有夠煩人

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瑞德，你都不聽我說

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我們太沉溺現狀，我們得做點改變

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在看《命運之輪》前
做個愛有那麼不堪嗎？

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看《命運之輪》前？

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我們會錯過彼得詹寧斯

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我們一成不變，我想脫離困境

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知道我昨晚在想什麼嗎？

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去巴黎玩

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我一直都想用他們的麵包做三明治

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不要自己那麼激動

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你如果真的那麼在意

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我會考慮一下

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你會考慮一下

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我好期待去美容院跟姊妹炫耀喔

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好痛哦，媽

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兒子，我懂，分手很難受

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有媽咪在

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我不能再繼續了

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我得去工作，他今天就交給你了

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寶貝兒子再見

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看到小妮過得那麼好

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我本來以為自己跌到了谷底

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結果只是在一半而已

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兄弟

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來

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這是我從我爸那偷來的色情片

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你確定嗎？我可能難過到沒興致了

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好吧，這招真有效

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裡面什麼都有，浪漫、謎團

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看到女性經營的會計事務所也很新鮮

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對啊，不過她們讓事務所很好玩

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還我吧

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放手，這是克爾索傳家寶

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不要，我打算在洗澡前再難過一次

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歐基

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我還以為他們是人體模型

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結果是真人

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你覺得呢？鉚釘夠不夠？

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買性感衣服讓前男友吃醋
不會有點拉低你的身分嗎？

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你說得對，這是報復，太不成熟了

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而且是惡意利用我的肉體

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好吧，我又說服自己要繼續幹了

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謝謝惠顧

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你剛才問我為什麼討厭A&F嗎？

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-沒有
-1985年賣場才藝秀

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我媽也在

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我才剛開始跳霹靂舞

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就聽到A&F那幫人在喊“你好爛”

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我努力保持冷靜，但…

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在我進行頭轉大絕招時

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我拉在我的工裝褲裡了

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我去打掃更衣室

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葛雯？

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複製一片要45分鐘
佛曼夫婦剛出門吃晚餐

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我們加快手腳

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我不能被抓到做這種事，兄弟

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這正是莉亞的爺爺認為我會做的事

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好，準備好了

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-你按播放，我按錄影
-好，一、二、三，按

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珍妮佛，你忘記填報稅表了

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我陪你一起填

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小姐們，我是維修工艾克索

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我今天第一天上班

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我上次就是在這裡繳械

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我知道艾克索會有什麼遭遇
我為他興奮嘛

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有東西需要處理嗎？

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你可以先處理我的…

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處理什麼？

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應該是錄影帶卡住了，你起來修一下

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你才起來修一下

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我現在不方便

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我也是

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我不知道你有什麼藉口
不過我勃起了

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好吧，那我們一起站起來

219
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,171
卡在裡面了

220
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,340
真希望艾克索在這

221
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,926
他絕對不會遇到這種事，他超幸運

222
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,721
我們直接把錄影機拿走
他們會以為失竊了

223
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:46,475
等等，誰闖空門會只偷錄影機？

224
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,392
也是

225
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,853
我們再點偷別的東西吧

226
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,689
你好聰明

227
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:54,983
我們都很聰明

228
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,946
不錯吧

229
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,740
瑞德，我很感謝你做出努力

230
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,369
這裡以前好像是我看的婦科診所

231
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,873
沒錯…

232
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:11,959
就是這裡

233
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,003
有好多花俏的選擇哦

234
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,296
我不能吃這種口垃餅

235
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,382
這要念“可麗餅”，瑞德

236
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:23,262
先生、女士晚安
請問要先來瓶氣泡水嗎？

237
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,638
我們要免費的就好

238
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,308
等等，我們嘗試一點新東西吧

239
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,435
幫這位女士倒氣泡水

240
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:32,813
瑞德

241
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,581
好辣啊

242
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,084
葛雯，你在做什麼？

243
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,502
跟帥哥接吻？

244
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,503
沒錯

245
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,339
可以請你離開讓我們談談嗎？

246
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,633
可以請你離開讓她繼續親帥哥嗎？

247
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,553
沒關係，我晚點再去找你

248
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014
我要去法拉克漢堡店

249
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,349
我阿姨有一次在那裏噎到
所以我能喝免費汽水

250
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,270
這是什麼狀況？

251
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,355
你們兩個在法克嗎？

252
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,902
不是，他就像是我的人體小玩具

253
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,237
打一打、扭一扭、拉一拉

254
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,574
好噁，我和我爸玩過那個遊戲耶

255
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:27,910
這持續多久了？

256
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:28,994
一個月左右

257
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,996
一個月？葛雯，你應該早點告訴我

258
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,248
你和A&F的傢伙搞上了

259
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,166
什麼？

260
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,300
葛雯，立刻到我的辦公室

261
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,177
你是指大家試穿靴子的那張椅子嗎？

262
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,845
那是多用途椅子

263
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,389
-你是指普通椅子嗎？
-立刻到辦公室！

264
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,857
佛曼家的客廳傢俱
為什麼堆在我家廚房？

265
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,485
我們在翻錄成人影片

266
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,445
拜託別告訴聯調局

267
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,740
錄影帶卡在佛曼家的錄影機，所以…

268
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,576
所以你想偷走錄影機
但那又會太可疑

269
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,786
所以你就全部一起偷

270
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,204
我交往過你這種人

271
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,082
傑伊只是想為我打氣而已

272
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,334
分手讓我傷心欲絕

273
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,919
兒子啊

274
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,047
分手就像下體被踢一腳

275
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,008
雖然很痛，但還是會好轉

276
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:29,596
對啊，就像你上次
在湖裡被螯蝦夾住蛋蛋

277
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,557
你一開始哭著想把螯蝦扯掉

278
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,393
但後來你放開了

279
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,228
牠也放開了

280
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,398
你得放下她，兄弟

281
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,109
謝啦

282
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,027
這讓我有了希望

283
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,070
我愛你，兒子

284
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,658
你說“蛋蛋”的時候讓我很緊張
不過你救場救得很好

285
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,458
我懂啦，你很火大

286
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,961
我不只火大，葛雯

287
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,295
你傷透了我的心

288
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,215
我本來心中就空空如也了

289
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,011
葛雯，我來這間食屍鬼工廠上班

290
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,346
是因為我願意不計代價
也要和你多相處

291
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,265
你卻有事瞞我一個月了

292
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,101
我們的想法一致嗎？
我還以為我們是摯友

293
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,394
莉亞，事情不是那樣的

294
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,770
沒錯，因為更糟糕

295
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,273
這裡是熱門議題
知道這個議題是什麼嗎？

296
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,482
是信任

297
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,529
-你被開除了
-你沒搞錯吧？

298
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,699
沒錯，交出項圈，滾出我的店

299
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,910
隨便，你的店爛透了

300
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,039
我要告訴整間商場的人
你的肚臍環被感染了

301
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,957
什麼？才沒有

302
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,917
你為什麼要說那種話？

303
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,377
聞起來完全正常

304
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:46,715
你竟然做出這種事
要是她被開除，我也不幹了

305
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,968
天啊，做了快三小時的女生要辭職了

306
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,303
我該怎麼辦？

307
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,973
附帶一提，我爸是艾瑞克佛曼

308
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,224
唐娜是我媽

309
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,268
他們整天都在做愛

310
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,270
而且他還不用主動哦

311
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,609
可以幫我向你媽打聲招呼嗎？

312
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,821
你們翻閱過菜單了嗎？

313
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:13,575
我在考慮杏仁鱒魚
不過上面沒寫價錢

314
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,203
-那道菜是以時價計價
-那是多少錢？

315
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,997
要看市場上的時價

316
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,584
等我用餐完畢結帳時

317
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:27,005
杏仁鱒魚旁寫的數字會是多少？

318
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,800
我不知道，我不是市場管理師

319
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,928
我點別的就好

320
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,554
不用…

321
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:38,517
你想吃魚就點魚

322
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,311
用時價計價

323
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:43,772
有什麼配菜？

324
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,148
主廚自選

325
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:52,823
就像我們選擇在二戰
拯救你們這些法國廢物？

326
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,785
我是基諾沙人

327
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:57,702
我們不吃了

328
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,207
我要用這個洗磁磚

329
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,880
那個放桌上就好

330
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,007
我們沒把桌子搬來啊，我就說該搬了

331
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,176
但你陷入危機時都自行其是

332
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,764
這是在搞什麼鬼？

333
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,977
色情影帶卡住了
所以我們就洗劫了你祖父母家

334
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,897
莉亞，這就是那種一開始是壞主意

335
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,190
後來變得不錯

336
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,775
最後又變得超慘的狀況

337
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,735
現在你瞭解狀況了

338
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,072
我們為什麼還在說話？
他們隨時會回來

339
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:38,451
-我們要怎麼把東西歸位？
-放輕鬆，我們只需要一個清新主意

340
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,834
不管發生什麼

341
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,878
我都不會在乎

342
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,589
曼陀珠給我好心情

343
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,549
薄荷味道真好

344
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,551
清涼直上心頭

345
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,304
曼陀珠給我好心情

346
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,722
薄荷心情

347
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,557
清新舒暢

348
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,933
薄荷心情

349
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,644
曼陀珠好心情

350
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,396
曼陀珠，超屌

351
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,444
歐基，你的清新主意
就是站在客廳發呆？

352
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,321
我剛才沒說話嗎？

353
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,573
我們得把東西歸位

354
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,496
我家客廳發生什麼事了？

355
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,501
這個抱枕不應該放這邊

356
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,671
這樣好多了

357
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,549
老公，謝謝你今晚的努力

358
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,676
很抱歉我失控了

359
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,765
我只是想讓你感到特別一點

360
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,851
瑞德，你好貼心

361
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:49,981
其實呢，如果我們一成不變
那我也愛我們的現況

362
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,277
我們要不要明天彌補一下

363
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,239
去高迪餐廳吃幾條魚當晚餐？

364
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,616
我愛高迪餐廳

365
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,244
而且他們都會讓我們自己挑配菜

366
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:08,792
更棒的是，我們甚至可以跳過晚餐
直接來點兩人時間

367
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,419
然後再看《命運之輪》

368
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,091
聽起來很有趣耶

369
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,218
可是我…

370
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,263
我現在一心想著高迪餐廳了

371
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,516
我正希望你會這麼說

372
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,567
葛雯，我大概該早點告訴你

373
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,529
我也有事瞞你一個月了

374
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,824
我嫁給喬納森泰勒托馬斯了

375
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,326
你是白癡

376
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:47,289
愛上少女殺手
喬納森泰勒托馬斯的白癡

377
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,084
好啦，我應該早點把一切都告訴你

378
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,128
可是真的很丟臉

379
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:54,671
什麼？

380
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,715
我喜歡他

381
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,591
真心喜歡他

382
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,552
-愛唷
-不准愛唷

383
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,140
他是風雲人物、富家子弟、個性正常

384
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,934
完全違背我的價值觀

385
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,479
-他叫什麼名字
-寇爾卡森

386
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,523
-一聽就是帥哥
-就是說啊

387
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:14,983
我慘了

388
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,902
你得一五一十告訴我

389
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,029
第一次約會在哪？

390
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,196
牽過手了嗎？

391
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,948
他的嘴唇跟看起來一樣柔軟嗎？

392
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,616
家庭餐廳

393
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,701
不只牽手

394
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,869
比看起來更軟

395
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,872
不用等我，我還有約

396
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,292
要去騎機械牛

397
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,594
謝謝

398
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:46,139
不打算開我碰你的球的黃色笑話？

399
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,100
看來我們真的分手了

400
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,771
聽著，如果你是來折磨我的

401
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:54,481
可以等到明天嗎？

402
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,816
我現在過得比你慘多了

403
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,277
我也過得很慘

404
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,697
我的報復內褲整個陷入股溝

405
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:03,865
變我身體的一部分了

406
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,619
完全沒讓我心情變好

407
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,454
小妮，我很抱歉

408
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:11,998
一切都很抱歉

409
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,167
問題早就發生了

410
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,337
我們總得有個人鼓起勇氣結束關係

411
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,467
謝謝你幫忙把佛曼家的東西歸位

412
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:26,679
不客氣，我一直都想協助前男友
為色情影片打家劫舍

413
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,432
很高興你拿回錄影帶了

414
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,404
我本來是想看《柳巷芳草》

415
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,617
結果卻看到《花街柳巷》

416
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,161
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