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[rock riff playing]

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Twenty-nine hours until Etienne gets here.

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That's 16.5 Sleepless in Seattles.

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We measure time in romantic comedies.
We're adorable.

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I'm so excited to finally meet
your Canadian boyfriend in…

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20 Pretty Womans!

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Don't do that.

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That's not for you.

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Hey, if you need someone to drive you
to pick him up, we can take you in my van.

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And don't worry about
the weird noise it makes.

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It's been doing that
since we started brewing our own gas.

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Hey, Nate, too bad we broke up.

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Could've gotten in on the ground floor
of that million-dollar idea.

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It's okay.
I already asked Mrs. Forman to drive me.

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I didn't want Etienne to get off the bus,
see your van, and instantly hate America.

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Why would somebody hate America?

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Now you're a patriot?
When we were in Philadelphia,

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all you wanted to do
was put your nuts on the Liberty Bell.

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-Hey, Gwen.
-Hey!

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Your mom told me where you were.
After she asked if my dad was single.

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Cole, this is everyone. Everyone, shut up.

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Wait, what's going on here?
Are you two dating?

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Let me catch everyone up.
Gwen's got a boyfriend. I knew it first.

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And the other night,

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they tried to do it on the water tower,
but there was a raccoon up there.

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He's not my boyfriend.

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The rest of it's true.
That raccoon was a dick.

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-Hi.
-[Cole] Mm.

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-Ozzie.
-Mm.

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I rank all the guys at school,
according to looks,

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popularity, acts of service, and butts.

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You're number one.

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Yes. I… I got your letter. [chuckles]

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What's up, bro? Jay Kelso.

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AKA number 16.

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Do some squats, man.

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So, you must be the brother.

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Nate. We had gym together.

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Oh, that's right.

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You climbed up to the top of the rope,
but… couldn't get back down.

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Yeah. It was super scary.

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There was this one dude
who kept throwing volleyballs at me.

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That's how I get my Frisbee
down from the tree.

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Gwen, now that we both have boyfriends--

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Chill out! He's not my boyfriend.

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Not yet!

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Oh my God! [chuckles]

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Are they gonna be this weird
every time I come over?

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Oh, we're never coming back here again.

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[theme music plays]

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♪ Hangin' out down the street ♪

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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪

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♪ Not a thing to do ♪

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♪ But talk to you ♪

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♪ We're all all right
We're all all right ♪

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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-Can you top me off, honey?
-Sure, baby.

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-Where's my wife?
-That's what I wanna know.

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-She's supposed to give me a ride, but--
-Already lost interest.

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Red, get this.

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The movers were helping me
set up my new backyard.

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You're not gonna believe what we found.

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Other people for you to talk to?

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Rattlesnake eggs.

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I scooped them up and put them in here.

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You gotta see these things.

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[bag rustling]

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You are in desperate need of a haircut,

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and this is how you spend your time.

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No one is gonna fall
for this stupid prank.

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Rattlesnake eggs?

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Here in Wisconsin? That's wild!

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Summer is the time of year
when the mama snakes lay eggs.

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Oh. Well, that makes sense.

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No one wants to be pregnant in this heat.

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Ooh. I feel 'em wiggling.
I think they're about to hatch.

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-[bag rustling]
-Oh! [grunts]

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Oh! Kitty! What happened?

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Careful, Red.

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There could be rattlesnakes everywhere.

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[rock music playing]

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Hey, Mrs. Forman.
I just wanted to see how you're doing.

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Oh, I'm fine. It's just a bad sprain.

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And I don't really feel anything

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because the doctor gave me
these little beauties.

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[pills rattling]

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One a day! Ha!

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Well, that ship has sailed.

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Well, I'd love to help
take care of you today.

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I need service hours
for National Honor Society.

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I was going to volunteer at a youth camp,

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but I'll drop out of high school
before I have to pee outdoors.

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Say it.

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Pranks are stupid and immature,
and I am sorry.

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[Red] And?

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I am as dumb as I look.

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-[doorbell rings]
-I'll get that.

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Must be another casserole
from the gals in the neighborhood.

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[chuckles] Someone must have
told them about my injury.

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It was me.

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-You're playing with fire, Kitty.
-I only took three.

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[gasps] And a glass of chardonnay.

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No. I'm talking about
the casserole ladies.

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Once you get to a certain age,
there are a lot more ladies than men,

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and if these broads think that
Red's about to be on the market again,

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they're gonna pounce.

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What's he talking about?

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He's saying that the casserole ladies
are hoping you die.

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But I think you should be good.
It's just a sprained ankle.

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Oh.

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I might have said I had a collapsed lung.

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I just… I didn't want
those crappy muffins from Costco.

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Getting old is bleak as hell.

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Well, I don't think any of my friends
are gonna go after Red.

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And even if they did,
the only woman Red wants is me.

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Although I did have my suspicions
about Carmen Electra.

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He knew that answer
on Jeopardy! a little too fast.

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[rock riff plays]

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I am gonna kick your ass!

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All that boyfriend crap
you said in front of Cole?

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Now he wants to have a talk… about us.

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Exciting.

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No!

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He was gazing into my eyes
and caressing my cheek.

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Maybe you had some spinach there.

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You really attack your food.

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Leia, he's gonna ask me
to be his girlfriend.

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Why is that a bad thing?

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Getting to girlfriend is the goal.
Haven't you read Baby-Sitters Club?

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"Girlfriend is the goal"?

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You sound like a sexist drone.
I don't want to be anyone's anything.

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I heard you on the phone with him giggling
like my dad when my mom cuts his toenails.

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You really like him, right?

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Fine. Yes.

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So then why are you acting

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like you've never been
in a real relationship before?

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Wait, have you never been
in a real relationship before?

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-Like, with feelings?
-What?

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Of course I have.

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I've had buttloads of feelings.

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Like right now, I feel like stuffing you
into the microwave and pressing "popcorn."

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You know what that prickly tone tells me?

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For the first time,
you need my help with life stuff.

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Oh, how the tables have turned.

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Thank you, Susan. You're just too kind.

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And take down
your damn Christmas lights. It's June.

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Grandpa, you and Gwen
are basically the same person.

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But you were able to give
your whole heart to Grandma.

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-What made you take that leap?
-Well, the war had started.

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And the Army gave you
an extra $12 if you were married.

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Gwen, come on.

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Just… take a chance.
When are you gonna see Cole next?

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-We're going to the movies tonight.
-Perfect.

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Just hold his hand,
listen to what he has to say,

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and keep your mind and heart open.

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More boob than I thought I'd get.

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Mine aren't in the middle
as much as yours.

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[rock music playing]

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We're honored you asked us
to drive you to the bus station.

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There's no honor.

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Since Mrs. Forman can't drive,
I'm desperate.

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I'd call a taxi
if all those kids hadn't gone missing.

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Dude, I know how important
Etienne is to you, okay?

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So, I'll be on my best behavior.

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No hot-boxing,

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no Dutch ovens, and no mooning,
even if it's a school bus.

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And you, no Jay Leno impressions.

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I'll try, but… [imitating Jay Leno]
…we're gonna pick up your boyfriend.

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What's that gonna be like?

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-What's with the strap?
-[chuckles]

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That's our flying strap.

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[rock music playing]

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That's as fast as she goes!

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I love us!

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Something I came up with
to help him with the breakup.

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When you're up there,

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all of your troubles blow away.

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And sometimes your pants. [laughs]

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[rock riff plays]

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-Hey.
-What's going on down there?

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I thought I heard somebody
spraying my Pam.

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Was it Pam?

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Oh God. I hate Pam!

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The person.
The cooking spray changed my life.

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I don't know if it was Pam,

186
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but there is a woman downstairs
cooking Red some chicken.

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In my oven?

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[dreamy music plays]

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Hey, Red.

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Hello, Carmen Electra.

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Hungry, baby?

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I could eat.

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["Be My Lover" by La Bouche playing]

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Don't wanna make a mess.

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Good thinking.

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♪ Be my lover ♪

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♪ Wanna be my lover ♪

198
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♪ Looking back on all the time
We spent together ♪

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♪ You oughta know by now
If you wanna be my lover ♪

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♪ Wanna be my lover ♪

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You want to shake or bake?

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00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:35,094
[chuckling] Well, the box says
we're supposed to do both.

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[song fades out]

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I have to get downstairs.

205
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But you can't even walk.

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You will be my legs.

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[rock riff plays]

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Louise, you shouldn't have.

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00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,152
But I'm sure glad you did. [chuckles]

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It's the least I could do.

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Kitty's always been like a daughter to me.

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00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:01,537
Get away from my husband, you slut!

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00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,916
You should go.

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00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,003
Get her, Mrs. Forman.

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00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,799
You come back here!

216
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,011
No one shakes it or bakes it for my man.

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00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,430
[Louise whimpering]

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[rock music plays]

219
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,436
[man over PA] Bus 289
from Quebec now arriving.

220
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That's Etienne's bus.

221
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I wish I still had
those chocolates to give him.

222
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:34,278
The card said, "For my special guy."
I thought that meant me.

223
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,531
Don't worry, bro. We got you.

224
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There's a guy outside
selling loose Tic Tacs.

225
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I'll hook you up.

226
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,498
Never seen you nervous before.

227
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:49,126
Me? No. What?
Shut up. Your face is nervous.

228
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Oh. Here they come.

229
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Wow.

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Never realized
how much Canadians look like us.

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Welcome to America.

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[rock riff plays]

233
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,810
That guy's Walker.

234
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,812
He's a Texas Ranger.

235
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,647
Got it. Who's that guy?

236
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He's a punk who's about to find out

237
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:16,528
why you don't mess with
Walker, Texas Ranger.

238
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,493
Hey, how did it go with Cole at the movie?

239
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,496
What the hell, Leia?
Do you tell your grandpas everything?

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Go easy on her. She's on her period.

241
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,630
Grandpa, um, Gwen and I need to talk.

242
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,423
Oh. No problem.

243
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I can tell when someone needs space.

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00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,595
I'm gonna go see what Red's doing.

245
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,141
So, what did Cole have to say?

246
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,768
I don't know. I broke up with him.

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Holy Toledo! I didn't see that coming.

248
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-Grandpa!
-But I'm invested now.

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00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,654
Why would you do that?
He could be the love of your life.

250
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:02,074
-You guys could be together forever.
-Life is not a Disney movie, dude.

251
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:03,784
It can be.

252
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,161
My parents met
in high school, so you never know.

253
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,955
Yeah. Well, that's your life.

254
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,834
I've seen my mom go through two divorces,
which completely wrecked her.

255
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,587
She just joined a senior bowling league
to meet guys. That's the end of the line.

256
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,674
I'm sorry, Gwen. No wonder you're scared.

257
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,468
I'm not scared. I'm just realistic.

258
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:22,594
[knocking at door]

259
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,139
Leia, have you seen Gwen?

260
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,641
[mouthing] Get rid of him.

261
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,893
Uh… She's definitely not here.

262
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,520
I don't know what's going on.

263
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,231
She just broke up with me out of nowhere.

264
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,191
Cole, she's just scared.

265
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:39,862
She doesn't wanna end up bowling
with old people. You get that, right?

266
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,198
Nope. Uh… No, uh, look…

267
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,910
If she's scared, I wish she just
would have told me that too

268
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,162
because… I'm scared.

269
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,625
Things were moving pretty fast with us,
and I was mostly excited

270
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,627
because I… I think she's worth it.

271
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,796
You do?

272
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,758
Are you about to chop me up
and put me in a suitcase?

273
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,470
[chuckles] It's not a horrible idea.
He'd be yours forever.

274
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,472
Leia, I got this.

275
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,935
Look, I panicked. Okay?

276
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,855
I really like you,
but the more I like you,

277
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,107
the more it's gonna suck
if it doesn't work out.

278
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,943
It's gonna suck even more if we don't try.

279
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,238
Dammit. Why do you have to be so hot?

280
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,662
So, are we still broken up or--

281
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,497
No, you're my boyfriend. Keep up.

282
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,542
Good for you two.

283
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:37,753
Grandpa!

284
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,254
What?

285
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:40,964
I love love.

286
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,883
[rock riff plays]

287
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:46,970
Is that him?

288
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,556
That's the driver.

289
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:54,478
Hey!

290
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,355
I found a gift shop.

291
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,358
They even had gay balloons.

292
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:03,612
Where's Etienne?

293
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,739
He's not here.

294
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,743
You boys need a taxi?

295
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,667
We're good.

296
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,297
[rock music plays]

297
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:31,139
You ready to talk about why you chased
a 90-year-old woman down our driveway?

298
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:33,934
She's 81.

299
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,020
She just takes terrible care of her skin.

300
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,273
I am not proud of my behavior.

301
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,111
And I'm… I'm glad I missed her
when I threw the basketball.

302
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,699
I just felt like I was stuck up here,

303
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,077
while all those women
were taking care of you downstairs.

304
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,245
Oh! [scoffs]

305
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,706
You don't have to be jealous
of those old bats.

306
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,419
You know, Elaine baked her Life Alert
into a lasagna.

307
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,171
Well, I guess I just…

308
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,883
was afraid of being replaced.

309
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:07,884
Oh…

310
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:13,306
You know, I have a tape measure
that I have kept for 60 years

311
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,851
because when I find something I like,

312
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,894
I stick to it.

313
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,398
But what about if it breaks?

314
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,276
Come on, Kitty.

315
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,195
You know you're the only gal for me.

316
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,284
[dreamy music plays]

317
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,787
Hey, Red.

318
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,373
Hello, Kitty Forman!

319
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,709
Hungry, baby?

320
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,586
[chuckles] I could eat.

321
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,424
["Be My Lover" by La Bouche playing]

322
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,723
What's for dinner?

323
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,933
Shake 'N Bake.

324
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,518
Ooh…

325
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,228
♪ Be my lover ♪

326
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,314
♪ Wanna be my lover ♪

327
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,278
♪ You wanna be my lover ♪

328
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,405
♪ Wanna be my lover ♪

329
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:16,203
♪ Go ahead and take your time, boy
You gotta feel secure ♪

330
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,704
What's for dessert?

331
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,332
Oh, you're bad!

332
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,542
♪ Wanna be my lover ♪

333
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,336
♪ Wanna be my lover ♪

334
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,629
[song fades out]

335
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,597
[gentle music plays]

336
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:39,893
You all right?

337
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,607
I just got dumped
on a bus station pay phone.

338
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,609
So I'm feeling great!

339
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,320
[sighs]

340
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,279
Sorry.

341
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,824
I just get like that when I'm sad.

342
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:55,659
Or mad.

343
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:57,661
Or happy.

344
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,456
You know, Etienne doesn't deserve you.

345
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,794
Yeah, he's gonna die alone in his igloo
or whatever they live in down there.

346
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,964
How could he just stop liking me?

347
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,592
It just hurts everywhere.

348
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,928
["In the Meantime" by Spacehog playing]

349
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,222
Man, do I know that feeling.

350
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:20,767
Dude.

351
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,311
It's gonna suck.

352
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,566
But you just have to find something
that helps you forget for a little bit.

353
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,954
I love us!

354
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:02,142
♪ And in the end
We shall achieve in time ♪

355
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,102
♪ The thing they call divine ♪

356
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:08,148
♪ When all the stars will smile for me ♪

357
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:13,278
♪ When all is well
And well is all for all ♪

358
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,946
♪ And forever after ♪

359
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:21,161
♪ Well, baby, in the meantime
Wait and see ♪

360
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:24,164
♪ We love the all, the all of you ♪