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距離艾提安抵達還有29小時

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等於看16.5遍《西雅圖夜未眠》

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我們都用浪漫喜劇當換算單位
我們好可愛

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好期待終於能見到你的加拿大男友
只要再等…

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20遍《麻雀變鳳凰》

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別亂學

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這招不適合你

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你如果需要找人載你去接他
我可以開車載你去

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不用在意那輛車的怪聲

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自從我們改加自製汽油後就變那樣了

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內特，可惜我們分手了

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不然那個超讚點子
我們就可以先下手為強了

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沒關係，我已經請佛曼奶奶載了

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我不希望艾提安下巴士後
就看到你的車，瞬間討厭美國

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為什麼會有人討厭美國？

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你突然愛國起來了？

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我們以前住費城時

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你一心只想拿蛋蛋去貼自由鐘

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-葛雯
-你好

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你媽跟我說你在這

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不過她先問了我爸是不是單身

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寇爾，這些是我朋友

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朋友們，少亂說話

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這是怎麼回事？你們在交往？

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我幫大家補充一下

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葛雯交了男友，我是第一個知道的

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有一天晚上

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他們想在水塔做愛
但那裡有一隻浣熊

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他不是我男友

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其他都是真的，那隻浣熊有夠賤

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我叫歐基，我會幫學校男生排名

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根據長相、人氣、體貼行動、屁股

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你是第一名

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知道，我收過你的信

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兄弟，你好，我是傑伊克爾索

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也就是第16名

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多做點深蹲吧

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你一定就是她哥哥

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我叫內特，我們一起上過體育課

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對耶

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你爬繩子到頂端，結果下不來

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對啊，超可怕的

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有個傢伙一直用排球砸我

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我都是那樣
把卡在樹上的飛盤弄下來的啊

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-葛雯，既然我們都有男友…
-別亂講，他不是我男友

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目前還不是而已

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我的天啊

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我每次過來
他們的反應都會這麼尬嗎？

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我們以後不會再來這裡了

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街頭漫步閒晃

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生活一成不變

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無所事事，只和你聊

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我們都好

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威斯康辛，你們好

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《90 年代秀》

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親愛的，可以幫我斟滿嗎？

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寶貝，沒問題

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我太太呢？

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我也想知道

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-她本來是要開車載我，但…
-我沒興趣聽下去了

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瑞德，我跟你說

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剛才搬家工人在幫我布置後院

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你絕對不會相信我們找到了什麼

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其他可以讓你說話的對象？

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是響尾蛇蛋

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我就把蛋拿起來，裝進這裡面

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你一定要看看這些蛋

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你的頭髮早該剪了

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結果你還浪費時間幹這種事

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沒人會被這種愚蠢惡作劇騙

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響尾蛇蛋？

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威斯康辛有？太狂了

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夏季是母蛇的產卵季

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有道理

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沒人想在這麼熱的天氣懷胎

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我感覺到胎動了，可能快孵化了

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琪蒂，你怎麼了？

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瑞德，小心

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家裡到處都可能有響尾蛇

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佛曼奶奶，我想來關心一下你好不好

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我很好，只是嚴重扭傷了

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而且我什麼感覺都沒有

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因為醫生給了我這些小仙丹

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一天一顆

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早就超過了

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我很樂意幫忙照顧你一天

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我的榮譽高中生會要求義工時數

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我本來是要去青年營當義工

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但要我在戶外小便，我寧願輟學

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說吧

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惡作劇既蠢又不成熟，我很抱歉

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還有呢？

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我這個人是表裡如一的蠢

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我去應門

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一定又是鄰居姊妹來慰問了

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一定是有人跟她們說我受傷了

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就是我

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你這是在玩火，琪蒂

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我只吃了三顆

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還有一杯葡萄酒

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不是，我是在說那些鄰居姊妹

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到了一定年紀，女人數量會多過男人

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一旦這些女人認為瑞德重回市場

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她們一定會投懷送抱

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你在說什麼？

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他是說鄰居姊妹希望你掛掉

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不過你應該沒事啦，只是扭到腳而已

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我可能有說我氣胸了

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我可不想收到好市多的的爛馬芬蛋糕

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變老真的很慘

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我朋友應該不會對瑞德下手

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就算她們想下手

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瑞德唯一想要的女人就是我

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雖然我懷疑還有卡門伊萊克特拉

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他太快知道《危險邊緣》的那題答案

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我要揍扁你

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竟敢在寇爾面前說那些男友鬼話

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現在他想談我們的關係了

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好令人興奮哦

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興奮個屁

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他跟我四目相交，還愛撫我的臉頰

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說不定是因為你臉頰上沾到波菜

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你吃東西真的都狼吞虎嚥

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莉亞，他會要我當他女友

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這哪裡不好？

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成為女友就是終極目標
你沒看過《保姆俱樂部》嗎？

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成為女友是終極目標？

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這番話聽起來跟性愛機器人一樣

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我不想成為任何人的事物

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我聽過你和他講電話時
發出我爸被我媽剪腳趾甲時的傻笑

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你真的很喜歡他，對吧？

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好啦，沒錯

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那你幹嘛表現得好像沒談過戀愛一樣

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等等，你從未認真談過戀愛？

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沒放過真感情？

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什麼？

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我當然有

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我有一大堆感情

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現在我就感到
想把你塞進微波爐做成爆米花

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知道你這個找碴口氣代表什麼嗎？

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這是你第一次需要我的人生建議

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真是風水輪流轉

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謝謝你，蘇珊，你太客氣了

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把聖誕燈拿下來吧，都六月了

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爺爺，你跟葛雯的個性幾乎一模一樣

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但你能對奶奶付出全心全意

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-是什麼讓你跨出這一大步的？
-當時發生了戰爭

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只要已婚，軍方就會多給12元薪餉

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葛雯，你就冒一次險吧

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你和寇爾下次何時見面？

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我們今晚要去看電影

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非常好

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你就握著他的手，專心聽他告白

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保持開放的心態

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我沒想到會摸到奶子

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我的不像你的那麼集中

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很榮幸你請我們載你去巴士站

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沒什麼好榮幸的

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因為佛曼奶奶無法開車，我走投無路

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要不是那些孩子都失蹤
不然我就會叫計程車

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我知道艾提安對你來說多重要

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所以我會努力自制

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不會在車內抽大麻

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不會在車內放屁

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就算遇到校車也不會露屁屁

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還有你，不要模仿傑雷諾

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我盡量，不過我們要去接你男友

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結果會怎麼樣？

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這條綁帶是幹嘛用的？

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那是我們的飛行綁帶

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我已經開到最快了

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我愛我們

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這是我想來幫助他走出情傷的方法

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綁在那上面的時候

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所有煩惱都會被風帶走

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有時候褲子也會被吹走

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樓下在幹嘛？

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我好像聽到有人在灑我的油

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是小莎嗎？

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天啊，我討厭小莎

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臭傢伙，那罐油改變了我的人生耶

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我不知道是不是小莎

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不過樓下有個女人在幫瑞德烤雞

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用我的烤箱？

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瑞德，你好

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卡門伊萊克特拉，你好

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寶貝，你餓了嗎？

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我現在胃口大開

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弄髒就不好了

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好主意

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當我的愛人

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想當我的愛人

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回顧我們相處的時時刻刻

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你現在總該知道想不想當我的愛人了

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想當我的愛人

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你想要搖搖？還是烤烤？

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那個盒子上寫說我們兩種都該做

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-我一定要下樓
-可是你連走都走不動耶

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你來代替我的腿

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露易絲，你太客氣了

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不過我真的很感激

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小小心意不足掛齒

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琪蒂對我來說就像女兒一樣

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騷貨，離我老公遠一點

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你該走了

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佛曼奶奶，給她好看

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給我滾回來

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沒人可以為我的男人搖搖或烤烤

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來自魁北克的289號巴士即將抵達

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那是艾提安搭的巴士

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真希望我要給他的巧克力還在

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卡片上寫“給我特殊的人”

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我以為是指我啊

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別擔心，有我們在

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外面有個人在賣散裝啪啪糖
我去幫你買

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沒看過你這麼緊張

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我？什麼？閉嘴，你才一臉緊張

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他們來了

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沒想到加拿大人跟我們長那麼像

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歡迎來到美國

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那傢伙是沃克

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他是德州遊騎兵

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懂了，那傢伙又是誰？

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他是個混混

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即將明白不該招惹德州遊騎兵沃克

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跟寇爾看電影有趣嗎？

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莉亞，你搞什麼？
你把一切都跟你外公說了？

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別對她那麼兇，她月經來了

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外公，葛雯和我有話要談

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沒問題，我很識相
知道誰不想被打擾

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我去看看瑞德在幹嘛

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說吧，寇爾說了什麼？

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不知道，我跟他分手了

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哇靠，我完全沒料到耶

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-外公
-可是我現在被引起興趣了

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你幹嘛跟他分手？

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他說不定會是你的畢生摯愛

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你們或許能白頭偕老

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人生不是迪士尼電影好嗎？

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還是有機會啊

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我爸媽是在中學相識的
所以誰說得準呢？

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但那是你的人生

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我看過我媽歷經兩次離婚

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害她徹底毀了

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她加入老人保齡球社就為了認識男人

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這絕對慘到不能再慘

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真遺憾，葛雯，難怪你會害怕

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我不是害怕，只是實際而已

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莉亞，你有看到葛雯嗎？

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趕他走

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她絕對不在這

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我搞不懂出了什麼狀況

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她突然跟我分手

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寇爾，她只是在害怕

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她不想要最後落到
要跟老人打保齡球的田地，你懂吧？

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不懂，聽著

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要是她害怕
我也希望她能直接告訴我

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因為…我也害怕

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我們進展得很快

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我主要是感到興奮

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因為我覺得她值得我心動

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真的嗎？

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你們打算把我分屍裝箱嗎？

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這主意不錯哦
你就可以把他永遠留在身邊了

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莉亞，我自己處理就好

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聽著，我驚慌失措了，好嗎？

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我真的很喜歡你，但我越喜歡你

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最後要是分手，就會越慘

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但如果試都不試，就會更慘

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該死，你為什麼要這麼帥？

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所以我們還是分手了嗎？還是…

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不是，你是我男友，繼續

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真為你們兩個開心

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外公

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幹嘛？

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我最欣賞愛情了

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是他嗎？

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那是司機

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我找到一家禮品店

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（是男生）

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裡面甚至有賣同志氣球耶

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艾提安呢？

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他沒來

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你們要搭計程車嗎？

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不用

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你準備要談談
為什麼在車道追趕90歲老太太嗎？

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她才81歲

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只是皮膚保養不好而已

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我為自己的行為感到可恥

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也很慶幸丟籃球沒砸到她

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我只是覺得自己困在這上面

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那些女人卻在樓下照顧你

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你沒必要吃那些老太婆的醋

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伊蓮烤千層麵還加進了她的求救按鈕

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我大概只是…

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我怕會被取代

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我有一個捲尺已經用60年了

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因為每當我找到心愛的東西

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就會一直愛下去

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但萬一東西壞掉呢？

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得了吧，琪蒂

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你明明就知道我只有你一個女人

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瑞德，你好

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琪蒂佛曼，你好

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寶貝，你餓了嗎？

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我現在胃口大開

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晚餐吃什麼？

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搖搖和烤烤

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當我的愛人

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想當我的愛人

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你想當我的愛人

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想當我的愛人

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你儘管慢慢來，你得有安全感

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甜點吃什麼？

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你好壞哦

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當我的愛人

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想當我的愛人

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你還好嗎？

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我剛在巴士站公共電話被甩了

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所以我感覺超好的

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對不起

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我難過的時候就會這樣

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生氣時也會

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開心時也會

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艾提安根本不配跟你在一起

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對啊，他會孤單老死在雪屋裡
或他們住的任何東西裡

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他怎麼可以突然不喜歡我了？

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我全身上下都好痛

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我完全能體會這種感受

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兄弟

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你會很痛苦

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但你得找個方法讓你分心一下

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我愛我們

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