1 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,263 So, we're just hanging out like it's any normal day? 2 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,224 No one's got anything to say about the hat? 3 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:22,273 Usually, in situations like this, Ozzie says the thing we're all thinking. 4 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:26,611 And then we go, "No, we weren't thinking that." 5 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:30,239 Well, I think I look cute, like Blossom. Right, Jay? 6 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,242 Uh… 7 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,119 Where's Ozzie? 8 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,705 We haven't seen him since Etienne stood him up. 9 00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:39,248 Oh, he must be heartbroken. 10 00:00:39,332 --> 00:00:40,917 -Poor guy. -Can you even imagine? 11 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,967 ♪ Un-break my heart ♪ 12 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:54,305 ♪ Say you'll love me again ♪ 13 00:00:54,388 --> 00:01:00,394 ♪ Undo this hurt you caused When you walked out the door ♪ 14 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,688 ♪ And walked out of my life ♪ 15 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:07,360 ♪ Un-cry these tears ♪ 16 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:11,739 ♪ I cried so many nights ♪ 17 00:01:11,823 --> 00:01:17,954 ♪ Un-break my heart ♪ 18 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:21,541 ♪ My heart ♪ 19 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,467 What's going on? Is there a gas leak? 20 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,386 Ozzie, you're okay! 21 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,596 I was until I saw your denim dick hat. 22 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,016 -No. -We weren't thinking that! 23 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:39,976 What hat? 24 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,063 ♪ Hanging out down the street ♪ 25 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,107 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 26 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:48,359 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 27 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,444 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 28 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:52,864 ♪ We're all all right We're all all right ♪ 29 00:01:53,573 --> 00:01:55,491 Hello, Wisconsin! 30 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:58,494 Ozzie, we missed you. How are you holding up? 31 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:01,747 It was pretty bad at first, but I wasn't about to sit around 32 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:04,709 and be a mopey loser like these two were after their breakup. 33 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,169 Come on, I wasn't that bad. 34 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:09,672 Nobody called animal control because of the sounds I made when I cry. 35 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:14,343 Yeah, and I started writing all those letters to Mr. Bean 36 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:15,636 for other reasons. 37 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,808 Tonight's all about moving on. We're going to a field party, people. 38 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:22,685 Hell yeah! 39 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,228 Cole's away, which is good 40 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,689 because he's not ready to meet field-party Gwen. 41 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,649 She drinks a lot, she hates clothes, 42 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,819 and one time, she tried to start her own government. 43 00:02:32,612 --> 00:02:34,447 We gotta load up on supplies. 44 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:38,993 Cheap beer, cheaper beer… and if that runs out, I failed you. 45 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,371 Ooh. 46 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:44,999 By the way, Leia, you are gonna love this party. 47 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,920 I mean, the two of us cuddling near the campfire under the stars? 48 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:52,381 I have a feeling this is gonna be a night we'll never forget. 49 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:58,179 A night we'll never forget? What do you think that means? 50 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,764 He's gonna propose! 51 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:02,934 No, that's crazy. He got me a puppy. 52 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,144 A puppy with a ring on its tail. 53 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:08,189 Or… he's gonna tell you he has herpes. 54 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,609 Either way, it's a big next step in our relationship. 55 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:20,117 Thanks for agreeing to teach Leia how to drive. 56 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,954 You know, it just makes me feel so nostalgic. 57 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:26,332 Wasn't it just yesterday she was a baby with a tiny tushy 58 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,626 that I used to pinch and pinch? 59 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,964 Until Donna had a talk with me. 60 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:35,591 Are you sure Red's okay with this? 61 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:38,094 Yes, he is because he doesn't know. 62 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:42,431 Now, here. I mapped out the safest route for you to take. 63 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:44,016 There's not a billboard in sight. 64 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,478 Leia likes to read every single one. It's so annoying. 65 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,065 Bob? 66 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:57,446 We agreed to one meal a day, and you already blew that on breakfast. 67 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,325 - Bob is just here admiring my chili. - Hm. 68 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:04,328 Kitty asked me to take Leia for driving lessons. 69 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:05,871 Bob. 70 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:09,750 I know, but he looks so funny when he's mad. 71 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:15,131 Kitty, you're putting Leia's life in his hands? 72 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,174 He got trapped in his own lawn chair. 73 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,635 I was trying to get a pebble out of my sandal, 74 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,846 and then all hell broke loose. 75 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:26,726 Red, I know you wanted to teach her, but you are kind of an angry driver. 76 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:31,272 Last week, you threw a cup of coffee at that funeral procession. 77 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,316 The roads are for the living. 78 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,276 All right, look. 79 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,820 I'm her grandpa, this is my job. 80 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,823 I'm her grandpa too! Midge swore to me. 81 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,785 So get used to it, Red. I'm teaching her. 82 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:45,870 The hell you are. 83 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,955 Okay, let's… Let's calm down. 84 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:51,584 I just think that everybody is a little hungry. 85 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,260 Please lower your expectations about Jay. 86 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:02,178 I am. 87 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,638 What if he carves our initials into a tree, 88 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,016 and then every year we come back to visit the spot, 89 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,226 until one year we find the tree has been cut down? 90 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,853 Decades pass, we're in a lumberyard. 91 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:13,230 We find a piece of wood with the carving on it. 92 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,858 Jay buys it and turns it into a cutting board, 93 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,277 and then we use it to make a salad. 94 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:23,532 Okay, Leia, let's remember Jay comes from a long line of Kelsos. 95 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:27,161 I heard there was one on the Mayflower, and the whole boat showed up pregnant. 96 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,330 I know, but he's different with me. 97 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:30,706 I've de-Kelso'd him. 98 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:33,834 Now, he walks right by the Susan B. Anthony statue in the library 99 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:35,378 without honking her boobs. 100 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,758 Let's go, kiddo! Time for driving lessons. 101 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,885 This is really bad timing. Gwen and I are going-- 102 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,304 Hey! You're trying to make off with my granddaughter 103 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,722 while I'm taking a sauna? 104 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:49,141 It's not a sauna, Bob. 105 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:52,019 You just put a space heater in your closet. 106 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:53,938 Kitty! 107 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:56,315 He's stealing Leia! 108 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,693 Now? It's happening now? Oh! I've got the chills. 109 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,405 I haven't felt this way since potty training. 110 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:03,906 I'm gonna get my camera. 111 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:06,867 Can't this happen literally any other time? 112 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,244 Can it, Gwen! 113 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,620 Leia, car. 114 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:13,165 Tell Jay I'll get there as soon as I can, 115 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,584 and that my heart is open and ready to receive him. 116 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:17,711 Mm... I'm not saying that. 117 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,798 If you're going, I'm going. 118 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,764 How long were you in that sauna? 119 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:31,225 Your arm feels like a wet dog. 120 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,602 I get that a lot. 121 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,693 I am just gonna sit back here quietly. You won't even know I'm here. 122 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:41,944 Okay, start her up. 123 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,280 Cheese! 124 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,698 Grandma! 125 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,243 Just making sure the camera works. 126 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,750 All right. There's gonna be a lot of drinking tonight. 127 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:01,297 So let's be safe and responsible and make smart decisions. 128 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,427 Now we're gonna have to walk home again. 129 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:09,930 I don't know what your plan's for tonight, 130 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:12,892 but I don't want to end up comforting Leia when you crush her soul. 131 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,811 You don't have to worry. I'm planning on telling her I love her. 132 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,939 Dude. I'm so excited for you. 133 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:21,609 God, I remember that feeling when you first said it to me. 134 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,152 I was floatin'. 135 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:27,615 I know you too well. So if you're really gonna say that to Leia, 136 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,783 it better not be a line just to get laid. 137 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,494 It's not a line, okay? 138 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:35,164 It's how I really feel. I was going to tell her last week, 139 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,666 but with all the humidity, my hair was wack. 140 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:46,634 Leia, driving is a big responsibility. 141 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:49,011 This isn't just a car. 142 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:53,474 This is a three-ton killing machine. 143 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,434 One small mistake, 144 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,521 and the inside of this car becomes a human blender, 145 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:00,731 and we all swap rectums. 146 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,566 Nice and easy. 147 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,986 And if you want to eat a sandwich, you just steer with your knees. 148 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:08,030 Guess what you honk with. 149 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,031 Honey, don't guess. 150 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,825 Reach for the radio knob? Dead. 151 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:16,121 Thinking about playing grab-ass with your boyfriend? Dead. 152 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,917 Sneeze? Not your fault. Dead. 153 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:24,922 I like to think of the steering wheel as an antipasto tray. 154 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:29,134 You want to have your hands on the gabagool and the prozhoot. 155 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,637 What are these words? 156 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:37,101 Forty-one thousand people died last year doing what you're doing right now. 157 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,019 Grandpa, too sad. 158 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:43,315 It's like a thinly sliced Italian ham. 159 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:46,402 Bob. This isn't a deli lesson! 160 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:49,029 -I like to keep it fun. -Dead! 161 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,864 -What did I do? -Nothing. 162 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,033 I… just wish he was dead. 163 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:59,039 What did you just say to me? 164 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,418 I'm gonna kick his ass. 165 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,588 Uh, how many of those have you had? 166 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,424 Pshh! You don't have to go all party mom on me. 167 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,260 I'm pregaming with this punch. It's not that strong. 168 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,929 Dude, they used a cup of that to start the campfire. 169 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:15,931 Oh. 170 00:09:16,015 --> 00:09:18,475 Now he's pretending to be asleep like a little bitch. 171 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:19,977 Let's dance. 172 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,438 Don't take off your jacket. You'll get cold. 173 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,232 Damn. I am the party mom. 174 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,028 Oh, Nik, you look good. 175 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,364 Ozzie was right. Tonight's about moving on. 176 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:35,618 So I'm gonna go talk to some guys and get some numbers. 177 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,161 Yeah, totally. 178 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:41,498 I was gonna get some guys' numbers too. But they're gonna be girls. 179 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,960 You wanna make this interesting? Most numbers wins. 180 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,046 -Wins what? -I don't know. 181 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,340 Pizza Hut coupon? 182 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,091 It's that serious? 183 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,344 You're going down. 184 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,680 'Cause I have a secret weapon. Just walk up to a chick and say, 185 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,308 "My uncle just died," 186 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,101 and then they're hooked. 187 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:04,855 -There is no way that works. -Worked on you. 188 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,942 Oh my God, there was never an Uncle Ronnie? 189 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,654 Whose grave did we visit? 190 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,907 The closest "Ronnie" to the parking lot. 191 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,619 Ah, sorry, bro, this seat's saved. 192 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:20,621 For me? 193 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,124 Stacy. What are you doing here? 194 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:27,836 I can't believe you saved me a spot right where we had our first kiss. 195 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:31,131 -Do you remember that night? -I haven't thought about it in a while. 196 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,050 I think about it all the time too. 197 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,260 I mean, it was such a whirlwind. 198 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:40,683 We'd just met. But when you said, "I love you," I fell hard and permanently. 199 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,102 Oh, yeah. 200 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:46,438 I did say that. 201 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:51,110 -But you know, I didn't-- -Think we'd ever see each other again? 202 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:54,655 It's like we both swallowed magnets, and we're being pulled back together. 203 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:59,868 -For real, I have a girlfriend. -And I have a boyfriend. And it's you! 204 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:07,292 Ooh, billboard! "Lakefront Furniture. It's where you buy home." 205 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,712 You don't have to read them out loud, you know. 206 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,882 Remember, before you could talk, 207 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:21,056 I would make you say things like, "I love Grandma's blueberry muffins." 208 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,310 -Um this is my first time on the highway. -Oh, that's right. 209 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,772 Hands on the wheel! 210 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,357 Gabagool! Gabagool! 211 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,370 That was scawy. 212 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,125 It's been really tough since Uncle Ronnie died. 213 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,753 He fell into a volcano. 214 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,547 That's horrible. Where was he? 215 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:55,799 Detroit. 216 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,470 There's no volcanoes in Detroit. 217 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,306 My dad's a volcanologist, you dumbass! 218 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,226 No way. Wait! Can I have his number? 219 00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:11,273 Thanks. I haven't done this in a while. You have terrible handwriting. 220 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,817 Chisel Stevonagin? 221 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,321 Oh, hi, I'm Nikki. Can I have-- 222 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,116 You don't need any more informat… Okay. 223 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,161 Uncle Ronnie was out hiking, and 224 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:28,499 next thing you know, he was ripped apart by a pack of snakes. 225 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,335 Uh, snakes are primarily solitary hunters. 226 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,837 Weird lie, dude. 227 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,591 Why are all the girls here so smart? 228 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,553 That'll be all. 229 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,726 I am so wasted. 230 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,020 He's wasted. 231 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,398 Aw… 232 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:54,858 Empty. 233 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,986 Does that look like the garbage? 234 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,324 How's it going with the numbers? 235 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,410 I got a five, a one, and a seven. 236 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,746 That's not enough numbers. 237 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,332 Hey, I'm having a bad night too. 238 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,210 Remember how I used to say "I love you" to get girls to sleep with me? 239 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,379 Well, they remember too. 240 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,548 It's like my past has come back to haunt me. 241 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,467 I used to have a ghost that haunted me. 242 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:24,179 He would stand over my bed whispering to me that my nipples were on backwards. 243 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,640 Dude, that was me. 244 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,645 Why was I such a bad person? 245 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,315 -Hey, Jay. It's been a while. -Oh no. 246 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,110 Do not lie to her about volcanoes. 247 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,071 Back off. He's mine. 248 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,489 Uh, I don't think so. 249 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,867 When we hooked up, he told me he loved me. 250 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,371 Stacy, Amy. You two actually have a lot in common. 251 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,124 Ladies. 252 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,668 Why fight over that choice cut of meat 253 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,963 when this charming bratwurst is looking for a bun? 254 00:13:58,964 --> 00:13:59,882 -Ew. -What? 255 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:00,799 Later. 256 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:09,016 I realize that that sounded like I was saying "your vaginas," but… 257 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,267 I meant it sweet. 258 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,356 Bob… give me back those keys! 259 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,693 Are you gonna apologize for running over my foot? 260 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:23,530 I am not going to apologize for something I did on purpose. 261 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:29,202 I am so sorry about your grandpas' behavior. 262 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,372 All that arguing was so distracting. 263 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,249 Well, what about when you hugged her, 264 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,543 and we did a half a mile in a pumpkin patch? 265 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:41,381 Remember that pumpkin costume I made for your fourth grade harvest play? 266 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,842 Oh! Let's go see if it still fits. 267 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,137 Okay, let's speed this up. I know you all love me, 268 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,515 and it was fun learning all those new swear words, Grandma. 269 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:54,227 But this isn't a competition. There's enough of me to go around, 270 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,648 and I will try to give each of you an equal slice of amazing. 271 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:02,527 You're right, kiddo. I got a little carried away. 272 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,614 And I got even more carried away than him. 273 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,660 Cool. Grandma, can I talk to you outside for a second? 274 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,083 Between you and me, Jay has something special planned for tonight 275 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,711 at the most romantic party ever, and I need a ride there before it ends. 276 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,630 Well, I'm gonna need a picture of you 277 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,882 in that pumpkin costume, whether it fits or not. 278 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,009 We are getting you in there. 279 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:26,969 Grandma. 280 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,513 I told your parents to have more kids, and they didn't, 281 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,390 so this is what we're working with. 282 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,060 Why am I dressed like Nate? 283 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,396 When you came out of the lake from skinny-dipping, 284 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,314 you picked up the first clothes you saw. 285 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,774 I went skinny-dipping? 286 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,319 There are people from my math class here. 287 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:50,200 Etienne must have really messed you up 'cause this isn't like you. 288 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,494 It's not just that I lost a boyfriend. I… 289 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,622 I lost the only other gay person in my life who I could talk to. 290 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:58,375 -What about the guy at the ice-cream shop? -I was wrong. 291 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,836 He just holds the cones weird. 292 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,006 You don't realize how lucky you are. 293 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,550 You could throw a rock and hit a dozen straight people, 294 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,969 but I'm all by my myself in this stupid town. 295 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,681 Ow! Are you kidding me? 296 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,933 I'm sorry. I've never tried to throw something before. 297 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,518 I didn't know I was that good at it. 298 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,313 Jocky guy throws a rock at the lesbian. How original. 299 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,273 Oh… 300 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,650 There's been a grave misunderstanding. 301 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:26,945 I'm gay too. 302 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,196 No way. 303 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,615 All right, if you're doing okay, 304 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,076 Mama's gonna take her top off and try the rope swing. 305 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,998 This is awesome. I'll have to introduce you to everyone. 306 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,332 How many of us are there? 307 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,127 Well, with you there's three. 308 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,837 -Three?! -Yeah. 309 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,256 You, me, and Jimmy from the ice cream shop. 310 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,299 I knew it. 311 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,599 We shouldn't be arguing over who gets special moments with our granddaughter. 312 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,227 Absolutely. I'm glad we found a mature way to settle this. 313 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,772 I get to take her to… 314 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,941 Oh… Oboe recital. 315 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,277 That's the worst one. 316 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,530 You can't tell if they're good or bad. 317 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,413 Walk her down the aisle at her wedding. 318 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,499 Suck it, Bob. 319 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,044 Ha-ha! 320 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,089 Pick great-grandkid's middle name. 321 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,590 That's easy. 322 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,425 Bob. 323 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,094 And what if it's a girl? 324 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:33,970 Boob. 325 00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,056 My fault for asking. 326 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,603 -How'd you do? -Decent. 327 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,523 Hey, you got a number. 328 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,025 I wrote it myself. 329 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,029 It's my mom's work. She said never ever call it. 330 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,200 -I'm sure you cleaned up. -Most of these guys are idiots. 331 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,036 And surprisingly, way sweatier than you. 332 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,914 I told you I was in the normal range. 333 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,042 Ugh… 334 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,754 Oh my God, is this the Christopher Walken shirt? 335 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,300 Were we ever interrupted when we were getting it on in there? 336 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,052 No. You know why? 337 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,054 When I hung that in the window, people knew. 338 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,224 When you see the Walken, you don't come a-knockin'. 339 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,519 You're such a weirdo. 340 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,855 Yeah. A total freak. 341 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,946 Please be a local pervert. 342 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:35,949 Hey, handsome. 343 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,578 This is such a romantic spot. 344 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,664 Stacy. Uh, look, when I said "I love you," it-- 345 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,167 It's okay. Love is scary. 346 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,877 Now, let's make a baby. 347 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,297 What the hell, Jay? I'm gonna murder you! 348 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,341 -You'll have to get through me first. -You're adorable. 349 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,303 Ow! 350 00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,015 Go easy on him. He's meeting my mother this weekend. 351 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,438 Well, now I know why… on the first day of school, 352 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:10,025 everyone shows up at the nurse's office with the same rash. 353 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,946 Grandma, I'm gonna go find Jay. Um, why don't you get some punch? 354 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,531 Oh! I love punch. 355 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,869 What are the chances your friend Gwen will go through an experimental phase? 356 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,078 100%. 357 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,498 Ozzie, have you seen Jay? 358 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,375 Don't care. With my gay posse. 359 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,296 -Come on, Gwen, it's not what you think. -Uh-huh. 360 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,380 Perfect timing. 361 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,800 I found this piece of shit in the woods cheating on you with this rando. 362 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,302 That's not what happened. 363 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,471 I'm not a rando. We're in love. 364 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,266 Thanks, Jay. This night's turning out to be so romantic. 365 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,517 No, Leia, you don't get it. 366 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,270 I said "I love you" to a bunch of chicks, but it didn't mean anything. 367 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,773 I'd just say it to get what I wanted, or to get out of trouble. 368 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,609 I love you? 369 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,029 I love you. 370 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,032 Love you. 371 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,953 Jay Kelso? 372 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,830 You told me you died! 373 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,470 Probably shouldn't have done that. 374 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,555 What, all the sex? 375 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:25,892 Yes. 376 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,695 Punch had a little kick.