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我們要像平常一樣無所事事嗎？

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沒人要評論一下這頂帽子嗎？

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通常遇到這種情形

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歐基都會說出我們心中的想法

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然後我們會說

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“沒有啦，我們沒那麼想”

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我覺得我很可愛，跟小花一樣
傑伊，你說對吧？

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歐基去哪了？

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他自從被艾提安放鴿子後就消失了

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他一定很傷心

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-可憐的傢伙
-你們能想像嗎？

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撫平我的心

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再說一次你愛我

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抹去你走出門

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離開我所造成的痛苦

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擦乾這些眼淚

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我在好幾個夜以淚洗面

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撫平我的心

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我的心

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怎麼了？是瓦斯外洩嗎？

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歐基，你沒事耶

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看到你的丹寧醜帽就有事了

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-我們沒那麼想啦
-什麼帽子？

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街頭漫步閒晃，生活一成不變

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無所事事，只和你聊

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我們都好

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威斯康辛，你們好

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《90 年代秀》

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歐基，我們好想你，你還好嗎？

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一開始很難過
但我不打算學這兩人

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分手後整天悶悶不樂，啥都不幹

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我哪有那麼嚴重

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沒人因為我的哭聲
打電話給動物管理局哦

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對啊，我開始寫信給豆豆先生

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也不是因為分手

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今晚的重點是放下

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我們要去參加野外派對

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爽啦

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寇爾不在，這很好

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因為還不能讓他看到
野外派對模式的葛雯

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她會猛灌酒、不愛穿衣服

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有一次還想自己建立政府

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我們得先做補給

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便宜啤酒、更便宜的啤酒

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要是不夠喝，就是我對不起你們

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對了，莉亞，你一定會喜歡這場派對

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我們倆在星空下，在營火旁依偎耶

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我有預感這會是畢生難忘的夜晚

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畢生難忘的夜晚？

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你們覺得這是什麼意思？

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他要求婚了

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不對，這太誇張

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他要送我小狗

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尾巴掛著戒指的小狗

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也可能是他要跟你說他有皰疹

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無論如何，我們的關係都會進一大步

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謝謝你答應教莉亞開車

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這讓我感到好懷念

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她昨天不還只是個小寶寶嗎？

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我最愛捏她的小屁屁

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直到唐娜找我促膝長談才作罷

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你確定瑞德可以接受嗎？

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確定，因為他不知道

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來，我幫你把最安全的路線畫好了

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路上一塊廣告牌都沒有

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莉亞只要看到就會唸出來，超級煩

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鮑勃？

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我們說好一天只能蹭一餐

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你在早餐就花掉那次機會了

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鮑勃只是來欣賞我的辣醬而已

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琪蒂要我教莉亞開車

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鮑勃

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我知道，但他生氣時看起來超好笑

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琪蒂，你要把莉亞的命交到他手上？

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他連坐摺疊椅都能卡住耶

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我當時是想把涼鞋裡的小石子挑出來

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然後一切都亂了套

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瑞德，我知道你想教她

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但你稍微有點路怒症

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你上禮拜還拿咖啡砸那個出殯車隊

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馬路是給活人用的

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聽著，我是她爺爺，這是我的任務

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我也是她外公啊

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米姬有對我發誓

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所以你只能吞下去，瑞德，我要教她

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你休想

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好啦，先冷靜一下

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我覺得大家只是有點餓了

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請降低你對傑伊的期待

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我有啊

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要是他把我們的名字刻在樹上

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然我們每年都回去重溫

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直到有一年發現樹被砍掉了怎麼辦？

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幾十年後，我們在木材場找到
當年刻字的那塊木頭

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傑伊買了下來，做成砧板

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然後我們用那塊砧板做沙拉

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莉亞，別忘了
傑伊有純正的克爾索家血統

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聽說當年五月花號上就有一個克爾索
結果整船的人都懷孕了

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我知道，但他對我不一樣

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我消除了他的克爾索天性

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現在他都會乖乖走過
圖書館裡的蘇珊安東尼雕像

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不會去摸雕像的奶子

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孫女，走吧，該學開車囉

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現在不是時候，葛雯和我要去…

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你要趁我做蒸氣浴拐走我外孫女？

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鮑勃，那才不是蒸汽浴

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你只是在衣櫃裡放了一台加熱器

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琪蒂

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他要偷走莉亞

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好戲要開始了？我雞皮疙瘩都起來了

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自從訓練她便便後
我好久沒這種感覺了

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我去拿相機

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不能改天再搞這套嗎？

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葛雯，閉嘴

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莉亞，上車

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告訴傑伊我會盡快過去

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我已敞開心胸，準備接受他了

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我才不要說這些話

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你要去的話，我也要去

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你做蒸氣浴做了多久？

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你的手臂有股狗弄濕身體的味道

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常有人這麼說

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我只會安靜坐在後座

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你們完全可以無視我

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好，發動引擎

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笑一個

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奶奶

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我只是想確定相機還能用

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今晚會喝一大堆酒

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所以我們要當安全、負責的人

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做出明智的決定

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這下我們又得走路回家了

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我不知道你今晚有什麼計畫

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但我不希望你粉碎莉亞的心
搞到我還得安慰她

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不必擔心，我打算告訴她我愛她

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兄弟，我好為你期待

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我還記得第一次
聽到你跟我說的感受

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整個人飄飄然

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我太瞭解你了

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如果你真的要對莉亞說那句話
最好不要只是拐她上床的話術

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這不是話術，好嗎？

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而是我真正的感受

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我本來上週就要告訴她

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但那時太潮濕，我的頭髮醜斃了

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莉亞，開車是一項重大責任

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這不只是一輛車

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而是一輛3噸重的殺戮機器

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只要出一點小差錯

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這輛車的內部就會變人肉果汁機

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我們的直腸都會跑到別人肚子裡

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放輕鬆就好

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你如果想吃三明治

153
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就用膝蓋控方向盤

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猜猜你要用什麼按喇叭

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孫女，別猜

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伸手去轉收音機？找死

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想抓男友屁股？找死

158
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打噴嚏？不是你的錯，還是找死

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我都把方向盤想成前菜

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手要放在寇帕火腿和帕瑪火腿上

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那到底是什麼東西啊？

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去年有四萬一千人死於你現在做的事

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爺爺，說這個太難過了

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就是一種切成薄片的義大利火腿

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鮑勃，這又不是熟食課

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我喜歡上課輕鬆有趣

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找死

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-我做了什麼？
-沒什麼

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我只是希望他死掉

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你說我什麼？

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我要揍他一頓

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你喝了幾杯？

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你沒必要像老媽子一樣啦

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我在喝這個酒暖場，沒那麼烈啦

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他們用那個來生火耶

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現在他像小婊子一樣在裝睡囉

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來決鬥啊

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別脫外套，你會感冒啦

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該死，我真的是老媽子

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小妮，你好美

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歐基說得對，今晚的重點是要放下

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所以我要去找男生聊天要電話

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沒問題

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我也要找男生要電話

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不過他們會是女生

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想加點趣味嗎？拿到最多電話的人贏

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贏了有什麼？

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我不知道

189
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必勝客折價券？

190
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要玩這麼大？

191
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你輸定了

192
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因為我有秘密武器

193
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我要去找妹子說

194
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“我叔叔剛過世”

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她們就會上鉤了

196
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這招不可能有用

197
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當初對你就有用

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天啊，羅尼叔叔並不存在？

199
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那我們是去掃誰的墓？

200
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離停車場最近的某個羅尼

201
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抱歉，這個位子是幫別人留的

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是幫我留的嗎？

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史黛西，你怎麼會在這？

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你竟然在我們初吻的地方
幫我留了一個位子

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你記得那晚嗎？

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我有段時間沒想過了

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我也整天都在想耶

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簡直就像龍捲風一樣

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我們才剛認識

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但你一說“我愛你”
我就覺得會天長地久

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對喔

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我確實有說那句話

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不過我其實沒有…

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想過我們會再相見？

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我們就像吞下磁鐵，一直被對方吸引

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說真的，我有女友

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我也有男友啊，就是你

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是廣告牌耶

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“湖邊家具，居家採買好地方”

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其實沒必要唸出來

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記得在你會說話之前

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我都會讓你說出
“我愛奶奶的藍莓馬芬”

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這是我第一次開上高速公路

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對哦

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-雙手抓著方向盤
-寇帕火腿！

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好怕怕哦

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羅尼叔叔過世後，我真的好難受

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他摔進火山死掉了

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太慘了，他死在哪？

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底特律

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底特律沒有火山

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我爸是火山學家，蠢蛋

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不會吧，等等

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可以給我他的電話嗎？

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00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,188
謝謝，我好久沒做這種事了

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00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,523
你的字跡好醜

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00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,817
奇索史蒂文納吉？

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你好，我是妮琪，可以給我…

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00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,074
你不需要其他資…好喔

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羅尼叔叔去健行

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然後就被一群蛇撕成碎片了

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00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,335
蛇主要都獨自獵食

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00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,837
這個謊也太怪了吧

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00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,549
女生為什麼都那麼聰明？

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就這樣

246
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我醉翻了

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他醉翻了

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空了

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那看起來像垃圾桶嗎？

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電話要得怎麼樣了？

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00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,410
我要到5、1、7

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這根本不夠湊成電話號碼

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我今晚也很不順

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記得我以前常用“我愛你”
拐騙女生跟我上床嗎？

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她們也記得

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我簡直就是被過去糾纏不放

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以前有個鬼魂糾纏我

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它會站在我床邊
悄聲說我的奶頭凹陷

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兄弟，那是我啦

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我以前怎麼那麼爛？

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-傑伊，好久不見
-糟糕

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不要拿火山的事騙她

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滾開，他是我的

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並不是

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我們在一起時，他跟我說他愛我

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史黛西、艾咪

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你們其實有很多共通點

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兩位小姐

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何必爭奪那塊小鮮肉？

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這裡就有根迷人熱狗在找大亨堡啊

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-好噁
-什麼？

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先閃囉

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我察覺我剛才聽起來
像是在說你們的“鮑魚”，但…

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00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,267
我是在說甜言蜜語

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鮑勃，鑰匙還我

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你要為輾過我的腳道歉嗎？

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我不要為我故意做的事道歉

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00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:29,202
我為你兩位爺爺的行為道歉

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他們不停吵架讓人難以專心

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那你那次抱住她

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害我們開進南瓜田又怎麼說？

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00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:41,465
記得你四年級演豐收劇
我幫你做的南瓜戲服嗎？

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00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,967
我們試試看還穿不穿得下

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我們加速一下，我知道你們都愛我

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00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,515
學習新髒話十分有趣，奶奶

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但這不是競賽

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00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,227
大家都能分到我的陪伴

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我會努力讓大家
都能平等享受我的優秀

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孫女，你說得對

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我有點得意忘形了

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我比他還得意忘形

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好喔

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奶奶，可以出去說兩句嗎？

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傑伊今晚在最浪漫的派對
做了特別準備

295
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,711
我需要有人在派對結束前送我過去

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00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,965
我需要拍下你穿那身南瓜服的照片

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00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,592
合不合身都沒差，一定要讓你試穿

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奶奶

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我就叫你爸媽多生幾個，他們偏不生

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所以我們就只能湊合著用了

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我為什麼要學內特打扮？

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00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,270
從湖裡裸泳上岸時

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00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,314
最早看到哪件衣服就要撿起來穿

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00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,774
我跑去裸泳了？

305
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,694
這裡有我的數學課同學耶

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00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,864
艾提安一定讓你很傷心

307
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,200
因為這一點都不像你

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00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,244
我不只是失去了男友，我…

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00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,622
我還失去了唯一能交談的同志同伴

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00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,416
那冰淇淋店那個男的呢？

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我搞錯了

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00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,711
他只是拿甜筒的手勢怪怪的

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你不知道自己有多幸運

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隨便丟顆石頭就能砸到一堆異性戀

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但我在這個爛鎮就只能形單影隻

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00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,264
你沒搞錯吧？

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00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,766
對不起，我以前沒砸過東西

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不知道自己原來那麼厲害

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運動員對女同志砸石頭，真有創意哦

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00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,525
你嚴重誤會了

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我也是同志

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不可能

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00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,699
好，既然你沒問題了

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00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,076
媽媽要打赤膊去盪繩子了

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00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,998
太帥了，我得把你介紹給同伴認識

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00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,332
我們有多少同伴？

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00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,127
加上你，總共三個

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00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,837
-三個？
-對

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你、我，還有冰淇淋店的吉米

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我就知道

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00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,599
我們不該為誰能跟孫女
享受特別時光而起爭執

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00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,227
沒錯，很高興我們能找到
成熟的解決辦法

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00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,772
我可以帶她去…

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00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,941
雙簧管演奏會

335
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,277
那一項最爛

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00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,530
根本聽不出她吹得好不好

337
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,497
在她的婚禮陪她走紅毯

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00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,499
哭哭哦，鮑勃

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00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,130
挑曾外孫的中間名

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00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,590
簡單

341
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,425
就叫鮑勃

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00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,094
如果是女生呢？

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00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:33,970
鮑魚

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00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,056
我實在不該問的

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00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,603
-你的成果如何？
-還行

346
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,523
你要到一個電話耶

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00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,025
這是我自己寫的

348
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,985
這是我媽上班處的電話

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00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,029
她說永遠都不准打過去

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00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,365
你一定成果豐碩

351
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,158
這些男生大多都是白癡

352
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,036
出乎意料的是，比你還會流汗

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00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,497
我就說我是一般程度而已

354
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,796
天啊，這是克里斯多夫華肯T恤嗎？

355
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,883
我們在那裡面辦事有被打擾過嗎？

356
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,094
沒有，知道為什麼嗎？

357
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,096
只要我在車窗掛出那件，大家就懂了

358
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,015
看到華肯，就不能來敲門

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00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,519
你真是個怪胎

360
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,938
對啊，怪到不行

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00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,946
拜託是隨便哪個變態都好

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00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:35,949
帥哥

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00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,578
這裡好浪漫

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00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,164
史黛西，我當初說“我愛你”時…

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00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:45,250
沒關係，愛情本來就很可怕

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00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,334
我們來生孩子吧

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00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,297
傑伊，你搞什麼？我要宰了你

368
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,132
你得先過我這一關

369
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,341
你傻得好可愛

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00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,015
別下手太重，他這週末要見我媽

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00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,438
現在我知道為什麼開學第一天時

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00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:10,025
大家都會去保健室
身上還長著一樣的疹子了

373
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,946
奶奶，我要去找傑伊
你去喝點潘趣酒吧

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00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,615
我愛潘趣酒

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00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,869
葛雯有多大機率會嘗試同志愛？

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00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,078
百分之百

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00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,498
歐基，你有看到傑伊嗎？

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00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,375
我懶得理，我在跟同志朋友混

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00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,462
拜託，葛雯，事情不是你想的那樣

380
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,380
你來得正是時候

381
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,800
我在林子裡發現這個渣男
在和這個路人偷情

382
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:39,471
-事情不是那樣
-我不是路人，我們是真心相愛

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00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,308
謝啦，傑伊，今晚還真浪漫喔

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00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,601
不是，莉亞，你搞錯了

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00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,020
我確實跟很多妹子說過“我愛你”
但都不是認真的

386
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,773
我要嘛就是別有所求
不然就是惹了事要脫罪

387
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:52,609
我愛你？

388
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,237
我愛你

389
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,782
愛你哦

390
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,953
傑伊克爾索？

391
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,830
你跟我說你死了耶

392
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,262
這麼做可能不太應該

393
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,472
做愛？

394
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:25,892
廢話

395
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,695
潘趣酒的後勁還真有趣

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00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,906
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