1 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:10,219 You guys are so lucky. 2 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:13,598 The closest I ever been to Paris is when "It's a Small World" broke down 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,141 in front of the cancan dancers. 4 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,769 Nine months later, Gwen was born. 5 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:21,522 Well, I have really studied up on my French. 6 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:26,152 Beef, boeuf. Ham, jambon. Sausage, saucisson. 7 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:30,990 If Red doesn’t get all three of those every day, he gets cranky. 8 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,618 Don't worry about a thing, Red. 9 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:37,288 I am going to watch those kids like a hawk. 10 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,750 And at night, I'm gonna watch 'em like a bat. 11 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:44,879 Upside down, in my back stretcher. 12 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,966 Bob, you are in charge 13 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,095 because I had no other option. 14 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,139 It was either you or her. 15 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,516 You made the right call. 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,976 I start a lot of fires. 17 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:04,649 You can count on me, Red. When have I ever let you down? 18 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,984 Leia, quick, hug your grandpa goodbye. 19 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,863 I know it's a long shot, 20 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:14,659 but if you see a poodle in a beret eating a croissant, 21 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,910 I need that picture. 22 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,037 See ya in two weeks. 23 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,251 See ya in two weeks. 24 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:25,545 Have a great time. Love you. 25 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:26,796 Love you too. 26 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:30,383 So, you don't really have to watch me and my friends. 27 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:33,094 -I won't tell if you won't. -No can do. 28 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,347 I'm glued to your hip for the next two weeks. 29 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,516 Mmm! 30 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,436 I love that you can eat a burrito for any meal these days. 31 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,355 You already said that. 32 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,025 Is this what you kids do down here? 33 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,026 Pretty boring. 34 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:53,322 You need a Fonzie in this crew. 35 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,493 Looks like it'll be me. Hey! 36 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:01,038 You already said that too. 37 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,042 ♪ Hanging out down the street ♪ 38 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,086 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 39 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,297 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 40 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,424 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 41 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,843 ♪ We're all all right We're all all right ♪ 42 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,470 Hello, Wisconsin! 43 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,517 How many square feet you think this place is? 250, 280? 44 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:23,895 -What do you think, Gwen? -I do not care. 45 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,190 I'm gonna go hit the head. Oh. 46 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:32,737 It's just number one, so I'll be back in ten minutes tops. 47 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,741 Look, we got to get rid of him. 48 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:40,119 I mean, he's up there forgetting the stories he already told us right now. 49 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,954 Let's not be hasty. 50 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:43,831 We could use a Fonz. 51 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,626 I've been saying that for years. 52 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,878 Bob's not going to be a problem. 53 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:52,465 Three weeks ago he made a joke about my jacket having too many pockets. 54 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:55,801 You know… the one with the perfect amount of pockets? 55 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,931 So I decided to use the Internet for what it's intended for. 56 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:01,891 Revenge. 57 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:06,938 I found Bob's AOL screen name and assumed a female persona. 58 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:10,107 We began flirting in a rare coin chat room. 59 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,819 I fed his ego by laughing at all of his coin jokes. 60 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,782 His punchline was always, "That makes cents." 61 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,244 He found this way funnier than I did. 62 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:28,084 Using a perfect blend of Meg Ryan's charm and Gerald Ford's politics, 63 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,212 the sparks began to fly. 64 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,215 He couldn't type his feelings fast enough. 65 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:40,388 So I suggested we meet up sometime, and… what a shock, Bob agreed. 66 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:41,973 Yes! 67 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,517 Hoo! A million times. 68 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,520 Yes! 69 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,694 So awaiting him in his inbox are the details 70 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:58,281 for a hot date tonight… with Linda Takada. 71 00:03:58,364 --> 00:03:59,907 Wait, that's your mom's name. 72 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,201 I know. I panicked. It's gross. 73 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:06,414 I'm just saying, if I know Bob, 74 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:09,917 and I really do, he's up there checking his email. 75 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,545 Leia, something came up. 76 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:17,174 I got to take off for a couple of hours. It's a family emergency. 77 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:20,720 Oh, okay. Any family I know? 78 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,931 If I play my cards right, might be soon. 79 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,188 Here's why being upstairs is better. 80 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:32,898 When we're downstairs, 81 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:35,776 we have to walk up the stairs to get upstairs. 82 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:40,156 When we're upstairs, we're already here. 83 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,658 Every day is like your first day ever. 84 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,953 -Hey, what'd I miss? -Nothing. 85 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,750 -What's with the face? -What do you mean? 86 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,128 There’s stuff on it that shouldn’t be there. 87 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:56,213 -I think it's cool. -Thank you. 88 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,465 Of course you do. 89 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,384 You've lived in each other's pants for the last two years. 90 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,261 No, no. 91 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,596 It's not like that. 92 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:04,805 We're just friends. 93 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:09,352 Since the pregnancy scare, all the sexual tension between us is gone. 94 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,312 Yeah, a lot of things feel different. 95 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:14,607 I wanna be more in the moment, take some chances. 96 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:18,277 So far, it's just these face gems and a body wash that attracted bees, 97 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:19,653 but I'm on a journey. So… 98 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,240 When you get to where you're going, wash your face. 99 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:26,285 We've got a big problem. 100 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:30,164 Leia told Purple Hair Paula that we have the house to ourselves. 101 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,083 She has the biggest mouth at school. 102 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,959 She told me I was gay. 103 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:39,757 She's gonna tell everyone. It's gonna turn into a giant party. 104 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,552 I mean, if she told me about this, I'd be on my way over here right now. 105 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:47,348 People aren't just gonna show up at my house uninvited, right? 106 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:48,724 That's so rude. 107 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,230 That's literally what we do every day. 108 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,445 They're here. 109 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:06,450 You didn't have to walk us all the way to the gate. 110 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,952 I wish it was about me being nice, 111 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,788 but a lot of dudes say goodbye to their gals at the gate. 112 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,706 I like to scoop up the crying ones. 113 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,000 Hey, bring me back a T-shirt. 114 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:18,337 I wear a child's large and just slice it down the front. 115 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:27,680 Red, I've been thinking about this a lot, so I'm just gonna say it. 116 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:31,142 Do you think French animals have accents? 117 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,937 Here's the thing, Kitty. 118 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:37,815 I'm not getting on that plane. 119 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:41,402 If your tummy is upset, we are sitting right next to the bathroom, 120 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,237 because you booked it. 121 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:46,282 No, that's… that's not the problem. 122 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:48,909 Did you ever wonder why, 123 00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:52,913 all those years when you and the kids flew to Disney World, 124 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:55,082 I drove down and met you there? 125 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,418 'Cause you didn't wanna pay for a rental car. 126 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:01,422 And when we took the train to Seattle when my uncle died? 127 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,466 You wanted to see the Rockies. 128 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,509 I could give a crap about the Rockies. 129 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,054 Oh my goodness, you are afraid to fly. 130 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:11,974 Why didn't you say something before we got to the airport? 131 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:15,186 I was hoping we'd get into a car accident on the way here. 132 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,814 And God bless Sherri, she tried. 133 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:25,696 There's way too many people out there. There's a keg and a DJ. 134 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,198 And people are stretching. 135 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,116 Why are they stretching? 136 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,160 Ooh, there's another girl with face gems. 137 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,079 Except she looks like she's trying too hard. I'm gonna go tell her. 138 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:40,169 What are they doing to my grandma's decorative frog? 139 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:42,588 Its mouth is for flowers. 140 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,550 That's it. I'm going out there and telling everyone they need to leave. 141 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,677 Jay, please make sure no one gets in here. 142 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,722 You mean guard this place like Road House? 143 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:56,685 -I don't know what that means. -You don't have to know what it means. 144 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,230 Just say, "Guard this place like Road House." 145 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,190 Just say it. 146 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,986 -Guard this place like Road House. -You will not regret this. 147 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:10,574 -You wanna help me Road House this house? -That gave me tingles. 148 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:19,458 Listen up! I'm Leia Forman, and this is my house. 149 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:21,961 Yeah! 150 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,462 And you all need to leave! 151 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:24,797 Boo! 152 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:29,134 Boo you! I'm serious. My grandparents aren't coming back for two weeks, and-- 153 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,889 No. No. Forget what I just said. 154 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,642 Hey, you wanna bong this beer? 155 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:40,020 -How many mouths have been on that thing? -I don't know. I found it on the floor. 156 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,147 Come on, we dare you. 157 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,148 You dare me? 158 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:45,234 Give me that thing. 159 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,029 - Hey, you. - Cole! 160 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:51,073 I was hoping you were gonna show up. 161 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,034 Otherwise, I was gonna have to make out with that weird guy 162 00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:56,036 slow-dancing with the basketball pole. 163 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,709 So, uh, bad news. 164 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:05,045 They moved up soccer practice, so I leave for college tomorrow. 165 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,673 What? And they just told you? 166 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,718 Actually, I read the schedule wrong. June looks like July. 167 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,053 If you stop reading halfway through. 168 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:17,600 Okay, we knew this was gonna happen. I guess it's just sooner than we thought. 169 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,978 Since it's my last night here, I was thinking we could spend it together. 170 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,398 Well, I'd rather just rip the Band-Aid off and say goodbye now, so… 171 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,568 You don't even wanna talk about it? 172 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:32,740 My way or the highway. 173 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,827 Dude… I was gonna say the catchphrase. 174 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:41,790 What? No, I said I was gonna say it first, and you were gonna say it next time. 175 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,917 That is what we agreed on. 176 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:44,877 I'm sorry. 177 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:52,051 Here you go. Some liquid courage. 178 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,889 Your sleeping pill is floating in here. 179 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,351 I am shocked. 180 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,811 And I wasted a pill. 181 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,899 I don't get it. You flew back and forth to Korea. 182 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,735 And that was the scariest part of the war. 183 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,820 I hate to butt in here. 184 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:14,698 Airplanes are scarier than you think. 185 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:20,579 You see, they're a petri dish full of germs, pathogens, microbes… 186 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,830 No one asked you. 187 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,750 Let the man talk. 188 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,585 Well, think about it. 189 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:30,172 300 people using the same bathroom, and we can't roll down a window? 190 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,757 We’re all breathing in feek. 191 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,009 What's "feek"? 192 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:37,971 It’s what we in the anti-germ community call fecal matter. 193 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:43,102 You hear that, Kitty? We'd be breathing in feek. 194 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:46,188 I don't like you. 195 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:52,111 All I'm saying is that if she loved you, she wouldn’t be taking that job in Spain. 196 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,279 You can teach English right here in America. 197 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,991 What are you doing? The guy's got a Celica with a phone in it. 198 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,785 I hit the lottery over here. 199 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,620 Okay, Red is afraid of flying. 200 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,414 -What? -Our flight leaves in an hour. 201 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:07,042 And that guy is filling Red's head with lies or… 202 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,670 or truths I choose to ignore. 203 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,798 All right, don't worry. I got this. 204 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:19,054 I know a guy who flew one time. Diarrhea-ed himself to death. 205 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,349 Hey, young fella, I'm bored. 206 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:25,185 You wanna get drunk, hook up, and never talk again? 207 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,855 Can I wash your hands first? 208 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,690 I've done weirder. 209 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,652 It's been nice talking to you, Red. 210 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,570 Ugh… 211 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:38,741 Okay. 212 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,702 I didn't think it was gonna come to this, but… 213 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,540 How would you like to join the Mile High Club? 214 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,672 With any woman on the plane. 215 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,176 I really want to go to Paris. 216 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:08,479 Remember when Swayze was like, "Be nice. Until it's time to not be nice." 217 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:12,441 Or when he said, "Time to take out the trash." 218 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,567 Or… 219 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,069 When he ripped that dude's throat out! 220 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,573 -It's the perfect movie. -Yeah. 221 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,242 Why are there people down here? 222 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,995 They were already here, so this… this is… 223 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,623 It's kind of like… We don't know what to do. 224 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,084 Yeah, I feel like that all the time, man. 225 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,712 Leo? 226 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:37,132 You didn't think I was gonna miss my own retirement party, did you? 227 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:42,095 Hey, that'd be worse than missing your own retirement party. 228 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,097 I'm not gonna do that. 229 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,476 It's his retirement party. I had to let him in. 230 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,896 Hey. Who wants to get stupid? 231 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:56,235 Absolutely not. My grandpa Red is gonna kill me. 232 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,112 Why is my grandpa's name Red? 233 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,991 Read a book. Read a book. 234 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,786 Reeds are in a saxophone. 235 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,038 Bill Clinton plays the saxophone. 236 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,207 Is that why you're retiring? 237 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,210 Pretty much. So, man, you know… 238 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,130 But don't worry, my son's coming to town to take over. 239 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:21,385 And I'm gonna open up a… a… a bed and breakfast with my dog. 240 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,389 Yeah, and if that doesn't work out, 241 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:29,059 I still got four years of eligibility to play college football. 242 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,646 I never thought about retiring. 243 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,317 I'm gonna be one of those old guys who still looks super young. 244 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,779 I mean, we're talking hair dye, facelifts. 245 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,949 I'll tape stuff up. I'll pull stuff down. 246 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,411 I'm gonna look like this… forever. 247 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,624 I've gotta get something off my chest. 248 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,128 I'm not a bouncer with nothing to lose. 249 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,214 I have a heart full of feelings. 250 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,092 Thinking I'm all Swayze. That's… 251 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,678 …cwazy. 252 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,517 Leo, thanks for inviting me to your retirement party. 253 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:14,313 I can't have a party at my house 'cause my grandpa would kill me. 254 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,900 Hey, you're welcome here anytime, man. 255 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,865 Hello. Oh. 256 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:26,700 Hi, Mr. Pinciotti. 257 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,453 Just called to make sure you kids are okay. 258 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,705 Hey, don't tell anyone this, 259 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:35,626 but I was supposed to meet a gal, Linda, from the Internet, 260 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,252 but she stood me up. 261 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,463 That was probably her plan all along. 262 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,256 It doesn't matter. 263 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:46,511 I met a new gal, and she's smarter, funnier, and more interesting. 264 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,059 More interesting? 265 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,729 Yeah, the whole thing just makes cents. 266 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,815 Not funny. 267 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,151 And you don't even know her. 268 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,862 She could be anyone. She could be a kid on the Internet. 269 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,574 I just got dumped by Leia's grandpa. 270 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:11,954 Sweet, we're both single. Want to streak this party together? 271 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,538 Here's the problem. I… 272 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,250 I shaved to see what it'd look like, but now it looks like I never had it. 273 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,047 Dude, you could have just said no. 274 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,633 Wait, what do you mean you're single? 275 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,761 -Cole's leaving for college tomorrow. -Are you gonna do long distance? 276 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,055 I don't know. He told me, and I bailed. 277 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,890 Gwen, take it from someone 278 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:35,143 who just got out of a fake relationship based on revenge. 279 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,645 You need closure. 280 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,148 I have to wait until the library opens for Bob to find out 281 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,150 what a raving bitch Linda Takada is. 282 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,572 I just dared a guy to jump off the roof, and he did it. 283 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,616 It was such a rush. 284 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,577 For me. Uh, he needs ice. 285 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:01,753 Final boarding call for flight 0921 to Paris. 286 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,588 Well, that's our flight. 287 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,924 I'm sorry, Kitty. 288 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,009 I love you, 289 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,761 but I just can't do this. 290 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,304 That's okay, honey. 291 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:14,224 I just wanted to go if it was fun for both of us. 292 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,059 Let's head home. 293 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,270 Oh, thank you for understanding. 294 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,771 But before you get up, 295 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:24,609 I'd like to talk a little bit about what life is gonna be like for you 296 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,319 if we don't go to Paris. 297 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,904 What do you mean by that? 298 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,992 There will be no more cleaning, no more laundry, no more hot meals. 299 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,454 In fact, I will not cook for you ever again. 300 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,040 Not because I'm a feminist. 301 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,750 I… I still don't get it. 302 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,878 But because I am done. 303 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,213 So you have a choice to make. 304 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,925 This flight is only eight hours, 305 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,722 and home is for the rest of your life. 306 00:16:55,223 --> 00:17:00,520 And if you think death will save you, I will pump you so full of vitamins, 307 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,981 you will live forever. 308 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,484 Hold that door. 309 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,114 We are going to Paris! 310 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:17,245 Well, a layover in Atlanta, and then we are going to Paris. 311 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,041 Have fun, you two. 312 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,921 Just like a guy. Get a couple drinks in you, 313 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,715 and all of a sudden, you're not worried about catching anything. 314 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,551 There's Cinnabon on here. 315 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,679 Oh. I'm gonna miss my flight. 316 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,019 Ohh… Oh. 317 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,022 Bad news, everybody. 318 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,109 Nobody's going to Denver tonight. 319 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,486 Good news, everybody. 320 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,030 I'm in love. 321 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,534 Why does this always happen to me? 322 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,832 I dare you to kiss her. 323 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,752 Every game with a high school boy ends with this. Pick another one. 324 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,005 Oh! I dare you to get up there and sing. 325 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,048 Ugh! 326 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,508 -Hey. -Look. 327 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,968 I don't know what you want, 328 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,471 but I'm not about to say a bunch of dumb crap like 329 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,808 "I'm gonna miss you," and "You're the best guy I ever dated," 330 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,644 and "Looks shouldn't matter, but you're super hot, 331 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,771 and there's nothing you can do about that." 332 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,858 I'm really glad you didn't say any of that. 333 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:29,943 So how's this gonna work? 334 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,028 We're gonna stay up all night, 335 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:37,617 watch the sunrise over the lake… and you'll get to college already hungover. 336 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,077 I'm down. 337 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,456 Hey! If you're gonna do that to the mama frog, 338 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,333 at least cover the baby's eyes. 339 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,509 ♪ I hear the clock at 6:00 a.m. ♪ 340 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,513 ♪ I feel so far from where I've been ♪ 341 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,434 ♪ I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too ♪ 342 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,352 Did you know Nikki could sing? 343 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,146 Not like that. 344 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,525 ♪ Dreams last so long ♪ 345 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:13,820 ♪ Even after you're gone ♪ 346 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,908 ♪ I know that you love me ♪ 347 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,995 ♪ And soon I know you will see ♪ 348 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,248 Oh no. Don't do it, dude. You just got over her. 349 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,666 I'm not. 350 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,667 I'm doing it. 351 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,086 ♪ Yeah, you were meant for me ♪ 352 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:35,717 ♪ And I was meant for you ♪ 353 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,968 It's done. 354 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,682 I looked around. Everything seems okay. 355 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,809 Someone threw up on the couch in the basement, 356 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,811 but it's already that color, so we're good. 357 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,273 Except he ate Leo's retirement brownies. 358 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,610 The whole pan? 359 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,571 Pan-fried chicken. 360 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,700 Yeah, that's all he's been saying. 361 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,537 Pan-fried chicken! 362 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,255 -I am in so much trouble! -Hasn't that always been there? 363 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,222 My bad. 364 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,184 This wasn't our fault, all right? I was the one reading the map, 365 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,936 and this kitchen wasn't on there. 366 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,647 Hey, Son, you made it. 367 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,773 Dad! 368 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:36,403 Hey. Hey, everybody. This is my son, Son. 369 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,322 He's my son. 370 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,241 Full name is Sonny, 371 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,619 but he calls me Son for short 'cause it's easier for him that way. 372 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,578 Right, Pop? 373 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,372 No, my name's Leo. 374 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,167 Why are people chatting? There's a car in the kitchen! 375 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,128 There's a car in the kitchen! 376 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,965 Bro, we already went over that, and everyone's cool with it. 377 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,218 God, everyone's so nice here.