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Gwen, my grandparents get back
from Paris this week.
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- And I don't want there to be a huge mess.
- Oh yeah. Worry about me and not that.
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I see the hole, Gwen.
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I see it now. I see it when I'm sleeping.
I see the fricking hole!
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Grandpa… it's been over a week.
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Are you sure
we shouldn't have hired professionals?
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Hey, your great-uncle Spogiera
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watched them build
the Empire State Building.
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Show some respect.
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But we're almost done.
Just got a few more doodads and whatnots.
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Your head
is like an empty bucket.
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Italian burn.
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Well, you can both relax.
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We have till Friday
to put on the finishing touches.
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Yesterday, you said they get back Tuesday.
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Tell me you wrote it down.
Our lives are on the line, Bob.
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I don't need to write it down.
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They're coming back
on the same day I get my haircut.
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When is that?
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That, I don't remember.
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Grandpa, that means they're coming back--
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Today!
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My kitchen!
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Someone's gonna die.
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{\an8}♪ Hanging out down the street ♪
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{\an8}♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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{\an8}♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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{\an8}♪ But talk to you ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're all all right
We're all all right ♪
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{\an8}Hello, Wisconsin!
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It's over, people.
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{\an8}They'll board up the basement
and send me to Chicago.
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{\an8}I'll die before I go back.
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{\an8}Don't worry.
We're gonna run away together.
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{\an8}I'll be Thelma. You'll be Louise.
We both have the hair for it.
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{\an8}- It'll be us against the world, babe.
I think the world's gonna win.
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{\an8}My parents can't know about this.
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{\an8}They lost it when they found out
I got a belly button ring.
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{\an8}Your parents are tough.
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{\an8}Can I see it?
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{\an8}I'm not worried
about the hole in her belly.
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{\an8}I'm worried about the hole in my kitchen!
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{\an8}No, I'm not worried.
I just wanted to see it.
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{\an8}Guys, we're good.
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{\an8}We were just innocent little kids
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{\an8}left under the care
of this reckless guardian.
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{\an8}No, no. I'm not going down like that.
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{\an8}I will throw you all under the bus.
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{\an8}- Even me?
Yours is the only name I know.
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{\an8}Hey.
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{\an8}Before you start yelling… how was Paris?
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{\an8}It was nice.
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{\an8}The weather was good.
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{\an8}The food was… so-so.
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{\an8}And there is a hole
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{\an8}in my house!
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{\an8}All of my cups are broken!
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{\an8}My teacups, my coffee cups, my gravy cup.
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{\an8}I know it's a boat! I am upset!
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{\an8}- We didn't mean--
No talking!
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{\an8}I am bringing down the hammer!
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{\an8}None of you will ever see
the pictures of my trip.
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{\an8}Not even the ones of the kids smoking.
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{\an8}That is cruel but fair.
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{\an8}I speak for everyone
when I say we've learned our lesson.
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{\an8}You're not getting off that easy.
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{\an8}I need a name, and I need an ass!
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{\an8}My name's Nate, and this is my ass.
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{\an8}It was all my fault, okay?
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{\an8}I was speeding and air drumming,
and I drove my van into your house.
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{\an8}The rest of you can go.
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{\an8}You are going to pay me back in misery.
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{\an8}I am going to tell you the names
of every porcelain figurine you murdered.
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{\an8}Starting with Annette.
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{\an8}She was the swan that held my napkins!
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{\an8}Bro.
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{\an8}What are you doing? You need your ass.
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{\an8}This is a good thing. I saved everyone
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{\an8}so Nikki will think I'm a hero
and fall back in love with me.
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That… will work.
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I know.
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You're the only person
I can tell about this, so…
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I need you to put it in the vault.
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Better hold that key just in case.
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Cold.
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My whisk is flat!
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Good luck, bro.
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Her whisk is flat!
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Which means I have to take her
to Bed, Bath, and Beyond!
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My own personal hell.
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So, welcome to yours.
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You're gonna take me suit shopping?
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No.
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But be prepared for pain,
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sweat, tears, and humiliation!
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That sounds a lot like suit shopping.
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Nate is such a hero.
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Grandpa Bob?
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Disappointing.
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- Why did Nate do that?
- I don't know.
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Nobody knows.
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I feel so bad.
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This is why I'm happy
I was born without a conscience.
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You sound like a serial killer.
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They get stuff done.
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We should get him something
to make up for all this.
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Something he'll love.
What's he really into?
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Professional wrestling.
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On his birthday, we have to save
an extra piece of cake
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in case Rowdy Roddy Piper stops by.
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It always ends in tears.
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Before bed,
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Nate poses wearing nothing
but his title belt.
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How do you know that?
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Sleepovers.
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They have one every week.
It's called the Sleepover Crew.
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Don't say that name out loud.
It gives them power.
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What's that I'm hearing?
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Oh. Jealous.
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Jealous.
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Who's the Party Animal?
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He's a wrestling superstar.
You sound ridiculous.
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You like wrestling?
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Sweaty, muscle-bound guys
grappling in theatrical costumes,
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calling each other names?
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These are a few of my favorite things.
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Problem solved. We'll get him
another of these little naked guys.
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No more of those.
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Every time he takes a bath,
there's, like, 20 of them in there.
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What was wrong with my idea?
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You never said it.
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Oh.
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Well, there's a wrestling convention
in Milwaukee.
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The Party Animal's gonna be there.
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I really never said any of that?
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- Then let's all go and get this signed.
- You know what we need?
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Someone who doesn't go.
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Yeah, I've been
in one of those figurine baths.
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I think I've paid my dues.
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Fine. We'll do it.
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- You better pee before we leave.
- I don't have to go.
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I've heard that before.
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Go have a seat and see what comes out.
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All right, Mr. Forman.
Finished cleaning the driveway.
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No cavities, so, uh…
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see you in six months.
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I'm glad you still have
your sense of humor.
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When the laughter dies,
I know I've done my job.
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Now, go get rid of that hornet's nest
in the backyard.
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That's dangerous.
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I need a special suit for that.
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A suit?
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I wonder if Men's Wearhouse is open.
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Okay! I'm going.
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You want me to do everything,
lazy son of a bitch.
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You kissed
Aunt Maria with that mouth?
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My Maria,
I dream of kissing her again.
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I miss her too.
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Maria.
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Red, we're gonna cut out early
'cause we're too sad.
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- See you tomorrow.
- No!
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Tomorrow is our special day.
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I promised him Six Flags.
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See you next week.
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Don't bother. You're fired.
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For what? We didn't do anything.
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We didn't do anything.
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It's cool. They're sleeping.
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Save yourself!
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You seriously took one of those
action figure baths with Nate?
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It's how I got him
to take a bath in the first place.
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Hey, girls.
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Mrs. Forman,
you seem like you're feeling better.
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Well, my blender was spared,
so I made some margaritas.
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I gave it some thought,
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and I'm only punishing myself
if I don't show you my vacation pictures.
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There's three more bags upstairs.
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Freshly developed pictures.
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Who wants a hit?
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Okay, let's do this in order.
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Oh no. My pickled eggs.
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I'm supposed to take them
out of the juice right now.
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Right. Those things will get salty,
and people will bring it up every Easter.
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Seriously? Pickling?
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I pickle.
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Okay. So this is us
at our layover in Atlanta.
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It's a picture, so you can't tell.
The sidewalks are moving.
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And this is the lady who took our picture.
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Her name is Diane.
She's a stay-at-home mom from Tulsa.
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And this is a picture of a picture
of her kids in her wallet.
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Hey, everybody! Ready to party?
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Yeah!
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I can't believe Nate's missing this.
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I mean we're breathing the same air
as the Party Animal.
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Like, if he burps, we can suck that down.
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I still can't figure out
why Nate took the blame.
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Who knows?
I mean, life's a mystery.
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I mean, we're made of stuff
that's billions of years old,
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but we can't buy beer?
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- That's what we should be talking about.
- What? You're acting so weird.
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Nate told you why he did it, didn't he?
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He did, okay? But it's in the vault,
and my crotch is locked.
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00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,953
Pretty sure I can get in there.
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00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,039
Damn it. We didn't think of that.
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00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,544
Hey, there.
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00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,548
That is an incredibly convincing Goldust.
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00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:19,804
- Did your girlfriend help you with that?
- Oh. No, I don't have a girlfriend.
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Did your wife help you with that?
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00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,059
Wrong direction, dude.
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- Uh, did your…
- We don't have to play this game.
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- Want to split a popcorn?
- I already had some.
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- Why did I just say that?
- Come with me.
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I can't tell you why he did it.
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- So Nate's more important than me?
- No.
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So I'm more important than Nate?
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Don't make me choose between my babies.
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Welcome to the party!
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Hold on. We're in the middle of something.
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Leia, have some respect.
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He owns a tiger.
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He got out.
Don't walk your dogs in Orlando.
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Can I ask you something?
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Who's more important,
your girlfriend or your best friend?
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Did my girlfriend send you here?
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'Cause you can tell Becca
I am where I said I'd be.
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But say it nicer.
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Leia, we're here to get this thing signed.
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Now that's a guy
that gets what we're doing here.
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Nobody's signing dick
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until you unlock your crotch
and show me Nate's secret.
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You guys are too weird. Next!
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Whoa.
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00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:34,670
So… did Bob and Geppetto come back
and actually get some work done?
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Uncle Spogiera did come back,
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but he was shaking a rosary
and spitting on the ground.
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I did all this.
I'm kind of the handyman around my place.
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Well.
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That's a solid job
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for a guy with hornet venom
racing through his veins.
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Nothing hurts, but I can only see
in black and white now.
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This must've been
what your childhood was like.
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Did you fix up your van too?
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'Cause that looks pretty good
for a car that drove through a house.
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Uh-huh.
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So… you took the fall
to protect your knuckleheaded friends.
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Yeah.
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But it was worth it.
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Nikki probably thought it was cool of me.
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I made a huge mistake
breaking up with her,
250
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and I really want her back.
251
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He did it for a girl.
252
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Of course, a lot of guys
have done a lot worse.
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Why do you think I flew to Paris?
254
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It sure as hell wasn't to see Paris.
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Oh. Hey, Nik.
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Wish I could talk, but I'm too busy
doing all this hard labor.
257
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Okay. I can't talk.
This is my chance to escape.
258
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Mrs. Forman showed me a picture
of a woman that looked like her grandma.
259
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Then went to go find a picture
of her grandma to prove it.
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I'm leaving now.
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There you are.
262
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Same mustache. It's uncanny.
263
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Hey. Party Animal, can you please
sign this for my friend?
264
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Party's over, kids.
I gotta head to Wichita
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for a grand opening of a Cracker Barrel.
266
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I'm not making an appearance.
267
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It's just… I've never seen
a brand-new one before.
268
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I'm gonna take a leak and hit the road.
269
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This sucks.
I was just trying to be a good friend,
270
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and you put me in a really tough spot.
271
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Why? Because I want us
to be honest with each other?
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Fine. If we're being so honest,
tell me one of Gwen's secrets.
273
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Okay.
274
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She was born with a tail.
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And before she could walk,
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she'd use it to push herself
around the kitchen.
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Okay. As much as I want that
to be true, it's not.
278
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So tell me a real one.
279
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Is there any way out of this
where I'm not wrong?
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That's what I thought,
so I'm right about that.
281
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Crap. This is all my fault, and now
we don't have anything to give to Nate.
282
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Where have you been?
283
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,720
You're not gonna believe this,
284
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,222
but I made out with that guy
in the gold makeup.
285
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:33,682
Yeah, you did.
286
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,393
Did you get the autograph?
287
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,520
Nope. We're going home with nothing.
288
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Not nothing.
289
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,067
Something great happened to me,
and that's all I care about.
290
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Let's get out of here.
291
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,613
Where'd Leia go?
292
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- Hello there.
- What the hell?
293
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,287
- You're not supposed to be in here.
- Trust me, I don't wanna be.
294
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But I really need you right now.
295
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,292
You the one sending me
those creepy letters?
296
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,628
I don't know what to do
with your mom's ashes.
297
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,296
And we are not getting married.
298
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,840
No, I just really need you to sign this.
299
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,677
No. It sets an uncomfortable precedent.
300
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,180
Look… if you don't sign this,
301
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I'll tell Becca I saw you
going into the Best Western
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with a Cracker Barrel waitress.
303
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She'd believe that.
304
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,523
I will ruin you.
305
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,698
You didn't cross the T.
306
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,450
Look, little lady,
Donny Electric is in that stall.
307
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,202
You should get outta here.
308
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,290
Well, there you are.
309
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,293
Now, where were we?
310
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That's a joke. Paris!
311
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,590
Hey, Mrs. Forman. How'd you find me?
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She's just lucky.
313
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Respect!
314
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:57,558
I wish I could stay, but I've gotta go
read Scripture to blind dogs.
315
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,395
Go save those furry little souls.
316
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,689
Blind dogs?
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00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,232
I read to dogs.
318
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,945
Okay, have you ever seen a baguette?
319
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,198
How about a bag of baguettes?
320
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,576
Super cool!
321
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,078
Now, this one's a hoot. This is a bidet.
322
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:24,084
I tricked Red into trying it,
and boy, did he get his feathers ruffled.
323
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:34,386
And the new alien overlords appreciate me
for my great foot rubs,
324
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,680
and they offer to spare me
and my loved ones.
325
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,849
So then I turn to her, and I say,
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"Loved ones?
I guess that includes you, girl."
327
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,646
Huh?
328
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,067
So, that's how I'd win back Nikki
if there was an alien invasion.
329
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,612
If the president heard you talk,
330
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,448
he'd do something
about all the lead in the water.
331
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,829
I just… I really miss her.
332
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,083
Like, when I was standing next to her, I…
333
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:08,128
felt like I had something to be proud of.
And now it feels like I got nothing.
334
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,091
I felt that same way about a girl.
335
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,886
Now, I can't even remember her name.
336
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,596
Mary Beth Watson.
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00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,725
Chicks. They rule.
338
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,855
I'm gonna tell Nikki I still love her
the next chance I get.
339
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,651
It's gonna work, too, so I won't have to
marry my second choice, like you.
340
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,195
No… no, no, no, no, no, no.
341
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,405
No, that's not what I said.
342
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,076
Look… you're a nice kid.
343
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,786
You're good with your hands.
344
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,539
Don't put yourself down so much.
345
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,166
Yeah, it's kind of a bad habit.
346
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,378
Listen, if you really want her back,
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00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,132
don't go jumping in her lap
like a little doggie.
348
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,593
Show some confidence. Give it some time.
349
00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:00,889
She sees that…
maybe things are gonna work out for you.
350
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,228
- I feel like I need to hug you.
- No, don't.
351
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,354
- Come here.
- No.
352
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,610
Just imagine I'm Mary Beth
and melt into it.
353
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,283
- Are we in the right house?
- I finally am.
354
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,451
- All right, that's enough.
- Okay.
355
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,873
- Nate, we brought you something.
- Party Animal signed this just for you.
356
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,667
He touched this with his own hands?
357
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,586
Well…
358
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,380
Sure.
359
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:40,345
Here I am, eating a croissant
next to the Eiffel Tower.
360
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,265
He gets to start with the Eiffel Tower?
361
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,852
I had to watch Forrest Gump on the plane
one photo at a time.
362
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,062
You're stunning…
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00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,523
like my Maria.
364
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,943
Ooh! Here's Red
in front of the Arc de Triomphe.
365
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,321
No!
I don't like to look at the man.
366
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,740
Exactly.
367
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,408
Oh!
368
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:05,370
And here I am finishing the croissant
at the flower stand.
369
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,332
I look old…
370
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,586
but the important parts are still young.
371
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,214
Well, I don't know
what you're saying,
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00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,257
but I know I agree with you.