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[rock riff plays]

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Gwen, your bell-bottoms.

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You look so good in those.
I forgot I was gay for a second.

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I found 'em in my attic.
There's all kinds of cool crap up there.

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Also…

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And this is going to blow your mind.

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We have an attic.

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That explains a lot.

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One time I put my hand through the ceiling
when I was dance-punching to Billy Idol.

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I came down with Pop Rocks and a thong.

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I thought that's what houses were made of.

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How are you this okay?

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Yesterday, I watched you humiliated
yourself in front of the woman you love.

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I heard it was next-level embarrassing.

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Like, worse than when I double-puked
at my holiday concert.

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I had to buy the school a new mop.

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I don't know. I feel pretty good about it.

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Now Nik knows how I feel,
and her boyfriend was pissed,

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which means I looked cool as hell.

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You know who else is cool as hell?

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[both] John Rambo.

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There you are, you dumbass.
What the hell is wrong with you?

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You love me? [scoffs]

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You're so full of it,

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you just can't stand to see me
with someone else.

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Nik, this is real. Look at my face.

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That's the same face you make
when you pee in the woods.

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And you know I love that too.
You're proving my point.

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I have no reason
to believe anything you're saying.

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You almost kissed Leia,
you dumped me in front of my friends,

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and you tell me you love me
just so you can break up with Betsy.

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This summer's been so crazy,
I forgot he kissed Leia.

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Almost. Almost.

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You know what? I can't even be
in the same room as you right now.

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The memory on that one.

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Sexy, right?

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[theme music playing]

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♪ Hanging out down the street ♪

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♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪

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♪ Not a thing to do ♪

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♪ But talk to you ♪

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♪ We're all all right
We're all all right ♪

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Hello, Wisconsin!

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Oh, for Pete's sake!

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Kitty! I just found another one
of your speeding tickets

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hidden in the crisper.

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Well, I can explain.

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I got another speeding ticket
and hid it in the crisper.

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This is your third ticket this year.

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They're gonna jack up our insurance rates.

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And now, I have to go and call our agent
and use my nice guy voice!

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[fake laughing] "Hi, Marsha."

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"How's the hubby?" Kill me!

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Third ticket, huh?

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-That's when they take your license.
-What?

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No, I can't lose my license.

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School is starting soon.
How will I get to work?

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[gasps] And bingo!

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It is the only place left
where a gal can scream.

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Maybe you'll get off easy.
How fast were you going?

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"Celebrate" by Kool & The Gang came on,
and I followed directions.

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[laughing]

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That is what I get for taking Leia
to the bead store.

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She thinks I love
these homemade bracelets.

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I must have thousands.

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They look like
little dead teeth on a string.

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Hang on, Leia was in the car?

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Have her tell the judge whatever crap
you need to get out of the ticket.

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You mean ask her to lie?

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Oh…

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She is so sweet. I could never.

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Ah, my kids do it all the time.

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They got me out of a public intoxication,
a public urination,

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a public frenching a cop.

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I love St. Patty's Day.

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[rock riff plays]

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Can you believe Bob left
all this stuff up here before he moved?

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It's a fricking '70s time capsule.

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Clothes, records,
and a bottle of "Quay-lloyds"?

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I'd be weirded out
that Bob and I have the same body type

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if this didn't look so damn good on me.

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Do you really think
I still have a shot with Nikki?

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Ah, totally. She wouldn't have gotten
so worked up if she didn't care.

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She didn't say that she didn't love you.

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She said she didn't believe
that you loved her.

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-You gotta make her believe.
-I can do that.

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I mean, I once convinced a horse
that I was also a horse.

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Found the shoes.

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[lock rattling]

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Damn, it's locked.

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You don't lock up shoes
unless they're fricking fantastic.

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What if I did something epic?

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Like… like holding a boom box over my head

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or filling up a bathtub full of shrimp?

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Yes. Do that. That's a good one.

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Don't do that,
but a grand gesture is the way to go.

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Bro, she has a boyfriend.
She's not gonna like that.

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-Then why is it in every romantic comedy?
-Because men write those movies.

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And who knows women better than men?

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[lock rattling loudly]

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I'm cool. I'm cool.

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[lock rattling]

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[rock music playing]

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Banana bread, peach pie,
chocolate chip waffles,

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mac and cheese, cheese and mac,

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two very different things,
both delicious, dig in.

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What's going on, Grandma?
Are you practicing for Thanksgiving?

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I only do that at night
when everyone's asleep. This is for you.

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Unrelated.

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Remember last week

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when Grammy was speeding
and got that pesky ticket?

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When you were racing home to catch the end
of America's Funniest Home Videos?

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Oh, I had to see if "Kitten Sneezes
on Birthday Cake" makes it another week.

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I was hoping you could come
to court with me and fudge a few details

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so I could stay out of trouble.

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You want me to lie?

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Not lie. Fudge.

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Which I also made.

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Because I do things for you
without asking so many questions.

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Doesn't this go against everything
you ever taught me?

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Oh.

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Now you're a good girl.

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I hear you in your room
having those tickle fights with Jay.

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Come on, Grandma.
Lying in court is a big deal.

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I can't do it.

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Oh please, this is traffic court,
not the O.J. trial.

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[rock riff plays]

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Now, this is a grand gesture.

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It kind of makes sense like this
'cause I am way bigger than she is.

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What the hell, man? Nikki's my girlfriend.
Why would you paint that on here?

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It's called freedom of speech.

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If you don't like it, you can take it up
with the Pledge of Allegiance.

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My boy knows his shit.

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Take it down, or we're gonna fight.

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Careful. Those are fightin' words.

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Exactly.

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Fine. Let's do this right now.

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Oh, it's on!

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I was on my way to rehearsal,
so I can't fight you right now.

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-How about four o'clock?
-No can do.

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I'm going back-to-school shopping
with my mom.

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Yeah, he is.

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The shoes I pick out today,
they'll be with me the rest of the year,

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so I can't blow that off.

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Let's push it to five.

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Depends how fast we go through
the third act. Not everyone's off-book.

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Even though they've had the script
for a month.

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What about 7:30?

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-Done.
-Done.

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-Done.
-Done!

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-I got the last "done."
-That worked out perfect.

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Dude, you're gonna kick his ass.

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And I'm gonna make sure
Nikki sees this sign.

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Okay, all you have to do
is wait for her to run into your arms.

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No one handles stuff like you.

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Mess with the best, and die like the rest.

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-Oh…
-[branches snapping]

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You okay, dude?

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[Jay] Uncle Ron?

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Take a minute.

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[rock music playing]

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Man… I forgot all this stuff was up here.

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Back when we were packing up the house,
I couldn't fit up the attic hole.

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-You let yourself go?
-Other way.

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I was a gym rat. I'd started juicing.

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Steroids, HGH, horse testosterone.

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They turned the grapes into raisins,
but my shoulders were like cannonballs.

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Fascinating.

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Do you remember
the combination to the trunk or not?

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-Sure.
-32, 27, 36.

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Midge's measurements.

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Oh, wait. That's before
we bought her new rack.

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Aw…

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It's full of family memories.

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Where are the shoes, old man?

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Aw, Donna's dress she wore
when we took her to Disneyland.

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Actually, it was just a little horse ride
outside the grocery store.

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But, you know, kids… they're stupid.

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Midge's before and after pictures!

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What an angel.

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Look at those torpedoes. [chuckles]

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[rock riff plays]

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[TV host] And the winner of the $10,000 is
"Kitten Sneezes on Birthday Cake."

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Yes, because it is the funniest,
the funniest home video!

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[laughing happily]

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It wasn't funnier
than "Granny Loses Top on Slip 'N Slide."

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Now, that was a series of bad decisions.

188
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The three of us need to talk.

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Grandpa, Grandma has been pressuring me
to lie in court.

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No, I wouldn't call it pressuring.

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I found this note under my pillow.

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"Do the right thing.
I know where you sleep."

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Really, Kitty?

194
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Your plan is to drag our granddaughter
into all this mess?

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I like it.

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You want me to lie too?

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If that ticket sticks,

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our insurance rate goes up
200 bucks a month.

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Now, I don't know how much you think
your morals are worth,

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00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:46,397
but it's less than 200 bucks a month.

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Who are you people?

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["Jungle Boogie" by Kool & The Gang plays]

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♪ Jungle boogie ♪

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♪ Jungle boogie ♪

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♪ Jungle boogie… ♪

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I love when we match outfits.

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[gasps] We should pull over
and take our Christmas picture.

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00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,336
We're on the job, Kitty.

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00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:12,131
Right, rough stuff.

210
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,385
You know what I loved about Paris?

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The little differences.

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Like McDonald's,

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remember what they called
a quarter pounder with cheese?

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Royale with cheese.

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00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,232
How did they come up with that? [laughs]

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Europe is so clever.

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They're on the metric system there.

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They wouldn't know
what the **** a quarter pounder is.

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Next time we're in Europe,
I want to go to Holland.

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Know what they put on their french fries
instead of ketchup?

221
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What?

222
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Mayonnaise.

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[both laughing]

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I saw it on TV.

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They **** drown them in that shit.

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[both laughing]

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["Jungle Boogie" fades and ends]

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-You guys are freaking me out.
-Well, just think about it.

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Really think about it.

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[rock riff plays]

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00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,777
Hey. Let's take a ride.

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I've seen the water tower, Jay.

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00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,948
Did you see the part where
he wrote "Nate loves Nikki" on it?

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00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,287
Come on, Nikki. I mean,
I've been with Nate every step of the way.

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He really loves you.

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If that was true,

237
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he'd think about how all his crap
always leads to me getting hurt.

238
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,797
I'm in a mature relationship now
with someone at my level.

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00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,216
What if I teach him
how to be mature like me?

240
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You think the Power Rangers are real.

241
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One day the Megazords are gonna attack us,
and you'll be kissing their ass.

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-I'm done with you.
-Hey, quick question.

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What's your stance
on two dudes fighting over a girl,

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and then the winner gets to keep her
like a stuffed bear at a carnival?

245
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Wait, what? Is Nate going to fight Theo?

246
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,239
Tonight at 7:30.

247
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:02,366
Why so late?

248
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:06,495
Don't even ask.
It was a complete scheduling fiasco.

249
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,331
[rock music playing]

250
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,752
I got nowhere with Leia.

251
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:17,130
We raised her right.
Now we're paying for it.

252
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,677
Either gotta sleep with the judge
or find a way to get some sympathy.

253
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,345
Both work. One's more fun.

254
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:27,182
Well, why would the judge
have sympathy for me?

255
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,060
This hair, this skin.
Look at me. I'm glowing.

256
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,147
How about you put on that walking boot
and ham up the old ankle injury?

257
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,358
Go all out. Make up a backstory.

258
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:41,029
-The key is you really gotta commit to it.
-I don't know if I can pull that off.

259
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,197
Here we go, honey.

260
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,282
Thank you, honey.

261
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,908
Whoa.

262
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:45,826
Yikes!

263
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,078
This has…

264
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,789
This has a lot more pep than the old one.

265
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,082
Whoopsie.

266
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,166
Right over here.

267
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,339
Sorry, so sorry. Here we go.

268
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:02,217
Red, something's stuck. Something's stuck.

269
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,303
[rock music plays]

270
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,308
I can still smell your hairspray, Midge.

271
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:14,521
I can't say it for women,
but… I used it all the time.

272
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,902
What we're witnessing here
is the long-term effects of steroids.

273
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,071
Hey, Grandpa Bob.

274
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,908
Why don't you come downstairs?

275
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:29,453
You've gotta be hungry, or thirsty,
or have to go to the bathroom.

276
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,537
I'm good.

277
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:35,042
I found an old jar of pickles up here,
so it took care of all three.

278
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,879
Come on, Grandpa.
You can't stay up here forever.

279
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,757
Your ham guy at the deli
is gonna miss you.

280
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,844
Being around all this old stuff

281
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,890
brings me back
to the happiest times of my life.

282
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,309
If I go downstairs,

283
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,311
that's gone.

284
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,983
The only reason I'm still here is because
I really want that scarf he's crying into.

285
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:07,074
You know, life can get crazy
and pull you in different directions.

286
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,951
But that's just noise.

287
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,038
The most important thing is family.

288
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,375
You've got to stick together,
no matter what.

289
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:18,877
No matter what?

290
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,088
Always.

291
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,805
Ugh… It's so wet.

292
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,641
[rock music plays]

293
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,603
That's right. I'm a few minutes early.

294
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,189
'Cause it was the best rehearsal
we had all year.

295
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,607
Let's do this.

296
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,276
Hey. I'll even let you have
the first punch.

297
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,319
Come on.

298
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,279
One, two, three, four.

299
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,281
One, two, three, four.

300
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,158
-One, two…
-What are you doing?

301
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,952
[babble, groans harshly]

302
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,495
I'm waking up my extremities.

303
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,288
I'm trained in stage combat.

304
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,499
You may know this move
from Merchant of Venice.

305
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,043
Ha! Ha! Ha!

306
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,169
[exhales]

307
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,088
Did you say Dennis the Menace?

308
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,466
How about a little West Side Story?

309
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,971
Bro, now you're doing Popeye crap?

310
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,514
Can we fight now?

311
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,017
That's my cue.

312
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,146
Whoa. [grunts]

313
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,398
What the hell is happening?

314
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,403
Why are you holding
my boyfriend so elegantly?

315
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,948
[rock music plays]

316
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,161
Case 526, Katherine Forman.

317
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,163
Right here, Your Honor.

318
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,130
And now here.

319
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,382
[laughs]

320
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,635
You've been cited for speeding.

321
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,889
Seventy-five miles an hour
on a surface street?

322
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,016
Your Honor, I would never speed.

323
00:16:56,099 --> 00:17:00,896
Every day is precious to me
since I… I almost lost my foot.

324
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:07,527
I don't want to go into what happened
or how many lives I saved.

325
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,822
-You're not supposed to be talking yet.
-It was five. Five lives.

326
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,786
I'm here. Can I have a minute
with my grandma?

327
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,245
Of course, sweetheart.

328
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,957
-Absolutely not.
-I don't know who to listen to.

329
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,375
This is my courtroom.

330
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,293
Objection!

331
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,963
She is my granddaughter.

332
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,092
Well, can I talk to both of you
at the same time?

333
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,384
I will allow it.

334
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,224
I realize that being here for you
is the right thing to do.

335
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,643
Family should always come first.

336
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,312
Oh, honey.

337
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,522
Something's wrong.

338
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,525
That's Kitty's regretful face.

339
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,612
I see it every time she gets stuck
in a conversation with you.

340
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,741
I should never have asked you to do this.

341
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:55,784
I'm sorry.

342
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,745
I am… I am sorry about everything.

343
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,498
Let's move this along.
Guilty or not guilty?

344
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,415
Guilty.

345
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,461
Guilty of speeding. Guilty as a grandma.

346
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:13,677
And when I return videos,
I am not kind, and I do not rewind.

347
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:19,057
You know, I wasn't going to do this,
but that last one really pisses me off.

348
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,309
License suspended for 60 days.

349
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,436
[wails] No!

350
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,188
That's two months.

351
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,065
Oh, that's nothing.

352
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:29,609
Did you want more?

353
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,945
-Grandma, stop talking.
-Okay. Hop on, honey.

354
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,333
Sorry, Your Honor. Sorry.
Sometimes it gets a little…

355
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,627
-[chair scraping]
-Oh. Sorry. So sorry.

356
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:50,005
Oh, that was unplanned.
That was unplanned.

357
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,590
Okay. Bye.

358
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,386
I better go make sure
she doesn't go down the stairs.

359
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,345
Yeah.

360
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,017
-Bye, Judge Jezner.
-Always a pleasure, Sherri.

361
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,060
[mouthing]

362
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,313
[rock music playing]

363
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:11,526
Seriously, Theo, I thought
you were gonna be the mature one.

364
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,569
Me too.

365
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,196
I'm shocked.

366
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,823
This is so disappointing.

367
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:20,118
I had high hopes for you,
but you are just another man-baby.

368
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,829
He's the man-baby. His mom dressed him.

369
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,707
You shut up about my mommy.

370
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,418
At least he's open about it.

371
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,463
You're worse.
You're like a secret man-baby.

372
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:36,760
-You just act like someone who's mature.
-Wait. Did you compliment my acting?

373
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:41,056
Thank you. It's so nice
to have my work recognized.

374
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:44,100
Ew. No, we are definitely breaking up.

375
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,353
I can't believe
you're picking him over me.

376
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,897
Well, that's what's happening.

377
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,359
You'd know that if you'd ever seen
The Merchant of Suck It!

378
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,444
-[chuckling]
-[scoffs]

379
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:59,115
-That is what's happening, right?
-Just stop.

380
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,994
Nik, I really do love you.

381
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:04,955
I know.

382
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,499
That's not where I'm at.

383
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,963
Like, right now or forever?

384
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,631
[breathes deeply]

385
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,679
-Got it.
-Yeah.

386
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,224
Wow.

387
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,309
You'll be okay.

388
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:34,276
-You know I could have kicked his ass?
-I could have kicked his ass.

389
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,195
-[chuckles]
-[rock riff plays]

390
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,700
What the hell, Bob? Do some laundry!

391
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,869
I got plenty of clothes.

392
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,498
But these are the only ones
making me happy right now.

393
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,583
Are you okay?

394
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:54,004
I think it's fair to say I'm not.

395
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,423
Bob, did you hear?

396
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,801
I lost my license
through no fault of my own.

397
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,097
So, I'm gonna need people
to help drive me around.

398
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,432
It'll be fun.

399
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,517
[classic theme music playing]

400
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,979
♪ Hanging out ♪

401
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,774
♪ Down the street ♪

402
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,403
♪ The same old thing ♪

403
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,073
♪ We did last week ♪

404
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,953
♪ Not a thing to do ♪

405
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:30,457
♪ But talk to you ♪

406
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:35,086
♪ We're all all right
We're all all right ♪

407
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,505
Hello, Wisconsin!

408
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,591
[song fades out]

409
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:43,595
["That '70s Song (Previously Unreleased)"
by Cheap Trick plays]

410
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,601
♪ I've seen her car ♪

411
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,604
♪ Drive on down ♪

412
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,149
♪ Pick you up ♪

413
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,445
♪ And we'll drive around ♪

414
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,908
♪ Not a thing to do ♪

415
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,411
♪ But talk to you ♪

416
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:12,207
♪ Not a thing to do ♪

417
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:16,628
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

418
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:19,631
[song fades out]