1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,967 [rock riff plays] 2 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,803 Mom? What are you doing here? 3 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:15,266 Is this about the clocks? Fine. Last night I turned them all back 4 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,685 so I wouldn't get busted for staying out past curfew, 5 00:00:17,769 --> 00:00:20,354 but I never changed them back, and now we're living in the past. 6 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:23,274 Hi, Lele, good to see you. 7 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,693 Thanks for the unnecessary low-stakes confession. 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,445 Sit down. I have news. 9 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,529 Hang on. Hang on. 10 00:00:29,322 --> 00:00:32,158 What time is it? Do I take my pills now or not? 11 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,995 -You took it at breakfast. -That was yesterday. 12 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:39,582 -Oh no, did we have breakfast today? -Yeah, you had toast. 13 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,626 On a Tuesday? That doesn't sound like me. 14 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,045 Just tell me. This could go on forever. 15 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:47,215 So, your dad was offered his dream job. 16 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,426 He's on his way to Skywalker Ranch to shadow George Lucas 17 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,513 and write a book about the making of the new Star Wars movies. 18 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,681 -What? -I know. It happened really fast. 19 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:59,685 He got the call, packed his bag, and said goodbye to me in Wookiee. 20 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,897 I knew what I was getting into. 21 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,150 Skywalker Ranch? Is that in space? 22 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,570 Well, his tummy could never handle that. 23 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:13,991 No. It's in California. Did you think he was gonna live in space? 24 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:17,578 Well, I didn't think he was gonna live in Chicago 25 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:19,914 until you came along and took him away. 26 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:22,416 So now, I ask. 27 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:26,295 Mom, do not say we're moving to California. 28 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:28,881 They don't have basements there. How am I gonna make any friends? 29 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,007 That's one option. 30 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:33,302 Or you and I stay in Chicago, and your dad visits as much as he can. 31 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:34,470 Or he could get a job 32 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:37,682 that's not embarrassing for me to talk about at the barbershop. 33 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:43,062 Or… and don't get too excited… you move here for the school year. 34 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:45,815 [both cheering and shouting] 35 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,901 And I go back and forth between you, your dad, and my work 36 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:50,862 'cause I'm part of this equation too. 37 00:01:51,696 --> 00:01:52,947 Mom, I get that. 38 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:57,160 But you know how you always say you'd do anything for me? Prove it. 39 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:02,206 I know how much you want this. But there's a lot we need to figure out. 40 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,167 Where we'll live. Where you're going to school. 41 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:07,336 Point Place. Point Place High. Why are we still talking? 42 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:09,046 Hang on. 43 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:14,886 The only reason I allow this house to be full of dumbasses every summer 44 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:17,555 is because I know when it's going to end. 45 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,474 Now, don't make it a life sentence. 46 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:25,104 Oh, don't listen to him. He doesn't even know if he took his pills. 47 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,774 You force me into this, I'll take all the pills. 48 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,611 You could have just said no. 49 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,989 I'm flying out tomorrow to get your dad settled. 50 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,782 I wanna make a decision before I go. 51 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:39,744 All right? I just… I have to consider all the pros and cons. 52 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,704 Donna. Donna. 53 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,040 I found your old high school gym shirt. 54 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:47,543 I made an appointment at Penney's to redo our family pics. 55 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,005 I hope you can still fit on my lap. 56 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,674 Dad, that is incredibly weird. 57 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:58,471 Come on. If you lived here, we could do stuff like this all the time. 58 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:03,267 If you end up in California, take me with you. 59 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,353 [theme music playing] 60 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,271 ♪ Hanging out down the street ♪ 61 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,357 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 62 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,567 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 63 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:13,694 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 64 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:16,072 ♪ We're all all right We're all all right ♪ 65 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,741 Hello, Wisconsin! 66 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,869 There's a chance you're staying for the whole year? 67 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,664 Bro, are you hearing this? 68 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,583 Yeah, that's awesome. 69 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,502 Nate, he's talking to his dong. 70 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,462 Me too. 71 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,631 I am so happy for you. 72 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:38,970 Can you three please focus? We have one day to make this happen. 73 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,597 It's gonna be hard to convince my mom to move back here. 74 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:44,809 Is it because of that deer that keeps chasing people into the lake? 75 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:48,771 You should've been there when it got Gwen. She runs like Kermit. 76 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,649 [shouting like Kermit] 77 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:52,733 [laughing] 78 00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:56,195 I hope you enjoyed telling everyone that because now I'll ruin your life. 79 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,655 [imitating Kermit] Oh no! 80 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,740 [both laughing] 81 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:02,994 Leia, I need you here. You've got to talk your mom into it. 82 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,161 It's complicated. 83 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:07,373 As soon as she got back, she was reminded of the reasons she left. 84 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,210 Well, we gotta get rid of all that noise so you have a chance when you talk to her. 85 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:14,714 There's one more thing, and I probably should've led with this. 86 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,590 My grandpa Red has already said no. 87 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,301 Well, I can talk to Red. 88 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:20,177 He really respects me. 89 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:26,183 Cool. I'll talk to Red… and see if I can get a yes out of him. 90 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,185 Jay and I will deal with your grandma. 91 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:31,272 That leaves us with Bob, who's been lonely, which is sad, 92 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,649 but right now he's nothing but a loose-lipped, 93 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,443 curly-haired pain in my ass. 94 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,447 Sounds like Bob could benefit from my men's support group. 95 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:43,075 Hey, what do you need that for? I support the hell out of you, bro. 96 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:44,618 You do. 97 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:48,622 But I was shooting hoops at the rec center and found this room with donuts in it. 98 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:51,417 And I thought, "How could this get any better?" 99 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,962 All of a sudden, the room was just filled with super supportive men. 100 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,089 So, I just sat down. 101 00:04:57,590 --> 00:05:00,009 All right. Sounds like we have a plan. 102 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,138 And some information about Nate we should be sensitive to. 103 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,681 [mouthing] Thank you. 104 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:08,059 [rock music playing] 105 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,144 [soft chords playing] 106 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:13,898 Nikki, how are you? 107 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:17,610 I'm all right. Thanks for checking on me. 108 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:21,322 Since I broke up with Theo, I'm just so over relationships. 109 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,406 -Maybe my-- -You done? 110 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,283 I'm done listening, if that helps. 111 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,623 You know the ring Isaac gave me the night we made things official? 112 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,501 The one I swore I'd never take off? 113 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:36,921 Must've took it off, 'cause it's gone as hell. 114 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:39,090 You lost it? 115 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,759 Oh man, he is not going to like that. 116 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:46,055 If we're pointing out the obvious now, you need to blend your foundation. 117 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:47,890 -Dude. -Sorry. 118 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,977 I'm freaking out, and I don't have the energy to pretend to be nice. 119 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:56,023 Okay, calm down. When's the last time you remember having the ring? 120 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:57,775 Last week, maybe. 121 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:01,028 Why is my memory so foggy on this whole thing? 122 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,822 [chuckles softly] 123 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,157 Hey. Hey, you guys. 124 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,494 I'm Mr. Peanut. 125 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,622 [chuckling quietly] 126 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,417 You know what I've always wanted to ask you, Mr. Peanut? 127 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:19,713 How do you feel about peanut butter? I mean, is that you when you're dead? 128 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,216 Or is that what comes out of you? 129 00:06:23,676 --> 00:06:27,138 What you should be asking is why you've never seen Mrs. Peanut. 130 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,473 It's because I'm dating Mr. Potato Head, 131 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,475 and I'm thinking about popping the question. 132 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,854 I don't trust you, Mr. Peanut. 133 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:39,525 You're a peanut, but your goal is to get people to eat peanuts. 134 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,652 That's messed up. 135 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:44,864 You guys, 136 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,407 he said yes. 137 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:49,118 What is it, baby? 138 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,786 Why so grumpy? 139 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,041 That's my man. 140 00:06:57,209 --> 00:07:01,088 You remember where you put the ring after you married the potato? 141 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,800 The rest of the night was a whirlwind. You know how weddings are. 142 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:09,555 -Oh. So it's probably in the basement. -No shit, cake face. 143 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,058 Please help me look for it. 144 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,518 [rock riff plays] 145 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,938 Eric, I don't care that the urinals are shaped like R2-D2. 146 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:19,440 Where are we gonna we live? 147 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:21,692 In California? 148 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,696 Probably on top of an earthquake fault next door to a sex cult. 149 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:29,408 Meanwhile, here, I make biscuits from scratch. 150 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:33,037 Mrs. Forman, could you come out here? It's kinda urgent. 151 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:36,207 Eric, you'll be fine out there on your own. 152 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,919 You'll sleep better without her drooling on your chest. 153 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,630 He tells me things. 154 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,341 What's going on? 155 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,636 Jay has something up his butt, and he can't get it out. 156 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:53,307 What are you doing? I thought we were taking her to the fabric store. 157 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,100 Not with that thing in your butt. 158 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,062 Good thing you're a nurse and know what to do. 159 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,480 Well, this could be serious. 160 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,274 I'm gonna call my doctor friend, see if we can get you in right away. 161 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,109 I really don't wanna go to the doctor. 162 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:08,155 Well, what you want got us into this situation. 163 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:13,327 But I will be there with you. Let me get my purse. I'll be back. 164 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,747 What the hell, Gwen? 165 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,749 Have fun! 166 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,875 Haha! 167 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,170 I wanna go to the fabric store! 168 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:25,256 [rock riff plays] 169 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:29,718 These guys always cheer me up 'cause they're more messed up than me. 170 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:31,428 Like, Earl over there? 171 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,848 Each of the last three houses he's lived in burned down. 172 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,308 Welcome, friends! 173 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,145 You think he did it? 174 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,106 Mm. I think so, I do. 175 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,067 All right, men, who needs support? 176 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,864 It's a trick question. We all do. 177 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,744 Women have bras. Men have bros. 178 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,914 Mitch is awesome. 179 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:02,626 He's seen every episode of Montel Williams and read his book, 180 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:06,505 "Mountain: Get Out of My Way. Life Lessons and Learned Truths." 181 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:10,092 [sincerely] It changed everything for me. 182 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,971 I like to start every meeting with an inspirational quote from Montel, 183 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,683 but I left my notebook at home. So today, is a Mitch original. 184 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:21,520 "It doesn't matter how tall you are." 185 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,151 That's it. 186 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,281 Told ya. [chuckles] 187 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,159 I see a new face. Why don't you introduce yourself? 188 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,579 I'm just a lookie-loo. I… I don't want to talk. 189 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,874 Oh, give it a try. We're all here for you, boss. 190 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:43,667 You take as much time as you need. 191 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,880 Okay. Well… my name's Bob Pinciotti. 192 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:48,797 Stop talking. 193 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:51,967 Pinciotti? 194 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,720 Like Donna Pinciotti? 195 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,097 Yeah, she's my daughter. 196 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:58,557 She's actually in town. 197 00:09:58,641 --> 00:09:59,600 Really? 198 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,062 Well, that's… that's dope, man. 199 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:06,690 Is she, uh… is anybody… do you, uh… Which I'm just gonna, uh… 200 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,984 Anybody need anything from the vending machine? 201 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,030 [rock music playing] 202 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,577 There he is. Favorite color, favorite grandfather. 203 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,620 It's Red. 204 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,291 Wouldn't it be cool if you could see this face all year long? 205 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:29,088 Your grandma has pictures of you everywhere. 206 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,131 Even in my crapper. 207 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,300 I'll be fine. 208 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,637 There must be some part of you that wants to say yes. 209 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,349 My friends are here. My boyfriend's here. Do you wanna take that away from me? 210 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,725 I would love to. 211 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,733 I don't think I have ever complimented that fish. 212 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,818 Did you catch that? 213 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:55,322 Are you accusing me of hanging another man's fish? 214 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,117 1959. 215 00:10:58,867 --> 00:10:59,952 Key West. 216 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,497 That S.O.B. fought like the devil. 217 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,583 But one of us had to win. 218 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,002 And it was me. 219 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:14,383 How about this? Can I get you to say you love me? 220 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:15,926 [sighs] 221 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,262 Fine. 222 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,018 -Are you gonna say it? -I just did. 223 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,815 So, to sum things up, I didn't hear a no. 224 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:31,275 Thanks, Red. 225 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:36,280 You can stay here forever. 226 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,906 [rock riff plays] 227 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:43,537 Oh, don't be ashamed. 228 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,957 It's perfectly natural to want to explore your body. 229 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,711 Mrs. Forman, can I please just read my magazine? 230 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:51,754 Okay. 231 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:56,967 But just remember for next time, what goes up doesn't always come down. 232 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,180 And don't worry, I won't tell Leia about this. 233 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,931 Your friends will. 234 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,685 Jay Kelso? 235 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,147 Promise me you won't leave. 236 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,317 I need your face to be the first one I see when I wake up. 237 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,694 Oh, honey, they don't put you under. 238 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:23,827 -There's nothing in there. -Uh-huh. That's what they all say. 239 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:34,046 [rock music playing] 240 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,260 So, yeah, I've been struggling a little lately. 241 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,597 Had a bit of a breakdown in my neighbor's attic. 242 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,973 [man] Yeah. 243 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:49,311 Looked at some old pictures, peed in a pickle jar. 244 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,565 I think I scared some people. [chuckles] 245 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:57,611 You know, people are scared of what they don't understand. 246 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,488 Like an open flame. 247 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:04,910 How does it work? And… And why is it so, so beautiful? 248 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:12,751 Earl, don't take this the wrong way, but I'd like to uninvite you to my house. 249 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,547 Thanks for… for listening, guys. I… 250 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,174 I think I feel a little better. 251 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,052 That's what's awesome about sharing your problems. 252 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,595 You don't have to do this alone. 253 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:27,850 That's what's called an epiphany, brother. Father Montel talks about it in his book. 254 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:33,856 Actually, could I get that back? I drew a bunch of weird stuff in there. 255 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,737 You're gonna want your own. 256 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,031 [rock riff playing] 257 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,244 Nikki, you're not even trying. 258 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,122 Not caring about other people's problems is my thing. 259 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,415 Get to lookin'! 260 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:54,209 Maybe you're better off not finding the ring. 261 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,128 Isaac will break up with you, 262 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,630 and you won't suffer through some pointless relationship 263 00:13:58,714 --> 00:13:59,840 as if it means something. 264 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,261 But you guys are cute together. Let's keep going. 265 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,473 So, why did my grandma go with Jay to the doctor? 266 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,142 Don't worry, it's hilarious. 267 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,978 And Nate's off somewhere with Grandpa Bob. 268 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,897 This is the perfect time to talk to my mom. 269 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,649 -Before you go up there, run it by us. -Okay. 270 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,861 Nikki, you're like the closest thing we have to a mom 271 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:24,239 'cause your jeans go up high, and one day we thought you were pregnant. 272 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,742 That is not a chit-chat story. 273 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,452 Okay, check it out. 274 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:34,625 Mom, you made lifelong friends here, and I want to walk in your footsteps. 275 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,462 I don't say this enough, but you're my hero. 276 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,299 That was so bad I don't want to live here anymore. 277 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,719 -Gwen? -Just keep it simple. 278 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,805 Thanks to us, she has no reason to say no. 279 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,934 Well, well, well. 280 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,980 If it isn't Donna Pinch-me-hottie. 281 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,068 -Mitch? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Mmm… 282 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,278 I'm not seeing Eric. Is he dead? 283 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,948 Are you divorced? He's dead. 284 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,200 We're still happily married. 285 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,993 -Took you a while to answer. -No, it didn't. 286 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,497 -What do you want? -I have a proposal. 287 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,083 It's an indecent proposal. 288 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,836 I'll give you a million dollars to spend the night with me. 289 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,173 [sultry music playing] 290 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,866 [sultry music fades out] 291 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,411 You better not have been thinking about me. 292 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,621 Oh dammit! I should've been thinking about you. Hold on. 293 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,707 [sultry music plays] 294 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:58,959 [music stops] 295 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:01,753 Don't you dare. 296 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,633 -Mom, I… Oh no. -What are you doing here, Mitch? 297 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:10,345 Shouldn't you be at Hot Topic scraping the deodorant off the returns? 298 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:13,140 Shut up, Gwen. Say something cool about me, right now. 299 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,851 Grandma? 300 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:21,356 -What are you doing back so quickly? -I promised I wouldn't say where we were. 301 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,943 But make sure he sits on this for the next few days. 302 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,864 Never doubt my love for you. 303 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,702 -See, that could be us. -Okay, I'm done with you. Get out. 304 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,828 What? No, hold on. 305 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,372 If you're worried that I don't have a million dollars, 306 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,000 you're right, so let's take the money out of this. 307 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,710 Right? Like, I'd do it for free. 308 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,627 Out. 309 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,131 God, he is so annoying. 310 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,468 Oh. Donna, I got you some new underwear. 311 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,846 Yours is just a little too trampy for a married woman. 312 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,683 Donna, I have so much to tell you. 313 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,477 I've been to a support group, 314 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,230 and Montel Williams gave me an episiotomy. 315 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,192 And, uh, I helped. 316 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,359 [chuckles] 317 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:11,448 Why the hell is half the town in my kitchen? 318 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,785 -It's okay. I'm leaving. -Mom, wait. 319 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,122 Look, I know how much you want to stay, but this is all too much for me. 320 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,916 I can get rid of them. 321 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,086 Everyone, let's go look at the fish my grandpa caught. 322 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,380 Oh. I bought that thing at a flea market. 323 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,759 Kitty! 324 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,220 You swore. 325 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,806 [rock music playing] 326 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:39,810 Hey. 327 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,979 -Mind if I join you out here? -Sure. 328 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:48,068 You know, I used to watch you and Eric sit out here and talk. 329 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,862 Oh, you're coming up here with me. 330 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,198 Yeah. 331 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,993 Just pretend I'm him and tell me what's on your mind. 332 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,079 I'd rather not do that first part. 333 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,458 [sighs] Dad, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 334 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,252 And it's scary. 335 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,045 Sounds like it, kiddo. 336 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:10,340 I thought about calling Eric and telling him to come home. 337 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,300 But I don't wanna take that away from him. 338 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,137 And Leia really found herself here. 339 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,349 But there's a reason why I moved three hours away to Chicago. 340 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,476 The deep-dish pizza. 341 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,020 Yeah, Dad. That's it. 342 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,858 Whatever. It's not a big deal. 343 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,109 I'll figure it out. 344 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,611 Hey, it's a big deal to me. 345 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,448 You're my daughter. It's my job to look out for you. 346 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,660 And I think the reason you're feeling scared 347 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,414 is you think you got to do this all on your own. 348 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:44,875 Wow. 349 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:49,796 -Where did that come from? -It was what my episiotomy was all about. 350 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,508 I promise you did not have an episiotomy. 351 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,763 Listen. You have a tough decision to make. 352 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,933 We're all here to support you. 353 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,352 And no matter where you end up, 354 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,481 if you ever need me, I'll be on the next flight. 355 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,904 -You want to go inside? -I do. 356 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,324 But I think I pulled my ass getting up here. 357 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,744 [breathing shakily] 358 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,540 Maybe you did have an episiotomy. 359 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,168 [rock riff plays] 360 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,796 -Nikki! -Oi! 361 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:33,882 Good, you're awake. 362 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,843 I remember where the ring is. 363 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,095 I dropped the ring in here. 364 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,183 I'm gonna eat my way to the bottom and find it. 365 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:45,685 Good luck, man. 366 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,232 Do you guys know what happened to my Doritos? 367 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,776 I don't know. 368 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,614 I blinked, and I forgot to open my eyes again. 369 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,161 I gave one of those heart rings to Nikki on our three-month anniversary. 370 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,957 But what she doesn't know is I bought it right after our first date 371 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,125 'cause I already knew how special she was. 372 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,297 I know it's too late to say that to Nikki, but you got to say it to some chick 373 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,884 because that's a first-class ticket to Bang-la-desh. 374 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,143 [chuckles quietly] 375 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,520 I swallowed the ring. 376 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,189 It's where my food is now. 377 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,985 Nate gave you the exact same ring. 378 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:39,281 So… give me yours, and then I don't have to tell Isaac I lost mine. 379 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,450 Hold on. Nate really said all that about me? 380 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,576 Ring. 381 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,912 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. 382 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,499 Uh, I got rid of all the stuff he gave me after we broke up. 383 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,583 Bummer. 384 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:55,422 I guess I have to wrap my finger in gauze and say I got it caught in a blender. 385 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,465 He'll believe that. He knows I juice. 386 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:09,644 Fricking Nate. 387 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,730 [sad music plays] 388 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,151 This sucks. I don't want to leave. 389 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,236 California's not that bad. 390 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,406 Snoop Dogg's always saying, "West Coast, best coast." 391 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,367 It's gotta count for something, right? 392 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,037 Who's Snoop Dogg? 393 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,708 Here. You're gonna need this. 394 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,170 Your old Point Place gym shirt? 395 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,591 Oh God. Do I have to sit on Grandpa's lap at JCPenney's? 396 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,470 I think she's telling you that you're staying. 397 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,597 You're telling me I'm staying? 398 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,350 -We did it! -I know! I never believed in you! 399 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,144 You're very welcome from over here. 400 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,480 Mom, thank you, thank you, thank you. 401 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,649 Are you sure this is okay for you? 402 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,068 Yeah. 403 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,029 I'll be splitting time between you and your dad. 404 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:04,074 So don't give your grandparents a hard time, and stay out of trouble. 405 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,494 I'll keep an eye on her for you, Mrs. Forman. 406 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,704 Oh, thanks, one of my main concerns. 407 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,334 What's happening? 408 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,878 She letting you stay? 409 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:20,298 There is nothing like a fresh pair of underwear 410 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,675 to help you make the right decision. 411 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,010 [shouts happily] 412 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:26,096 [rock music playing] 413 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,684 I know I give off a rock star vibe, 414 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:36,231 but today I feel like a cigarette butt in a urinal at CBGB's. 415 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,652 I lost my one shot with the lady of my dreams. 416 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,780 On the other hand, I did save a million dollars. 417 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:47,951 You wanna start us off, new guy? 418 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,954 [clears throat] Well, uh… 419 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:55,333 I'm here today because… my grandkid 420 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,503 and my daughter-in-law have decided to stay in town. 421 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,922 Also, I want everybody here to know 422 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:07,095 that I have a big fish on my wall at home that I caught myself. 423 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:10,557 Donna is staying? 424 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,641 Haha! 425 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,436 I knew she would see the Mitch and get the itch. 426 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,521 Up high. I mean, like… Never mind. 427 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,691 Somebody ought to hit you. 428 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,487 -Red! -Earl! 429 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,698 Well, I haven't seen you in a while. 430 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,492 I was away for about 12 years. 431 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,661 Moved out of town? 432 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,538 Something like that. 433 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:35,623 All right, gang. 434 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:39,961 Why don't we practice our trust falls? Not you, Earl. I do not trust you. 435 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,589 All right, then. Here we go. 436 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:45,133 [closing theme music playing]