1 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,844 Did you bring it? Jay's gonna be here any minute. 2 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:13,638 Yeah, it's your first time having sex, and you have to be safe. 3 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:18,601 I ran to the store to get condoms, and I really needed this. 4 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:23,857 Grandparents are out of the house. The zit on my back finally went away. 5 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,608 The sex stars have aligned. 6 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,946 Leia, I am so tired of this virgin stuff. 7 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,406 Take the leap! 8 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,744 Okay. Get out of here. 9 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:39,748 You don't want me to hide in the shower so I can give you pointers after? 10 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,583 - Would you? - Goodbye. 11 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,091 We have a problem. 12 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,343 - What happened? - I messed up my shoulder. 13 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,261 Today? 14 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,764 On this, the most important day of our young lives? 15 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:57,724 I'm sorry. 16 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:00,393 I skateboarded in front of a car that was moving a little. 17 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,855 But the doctor said it would've been worse if it was moving a lot. 18 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,442 Wait, it's just your shoulder. Do we really need that? 19 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:10,320 You've seen me dance. I'm all shoulders. 20 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,822 You know what's really sexy? 21 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:14,783 Taking a few Advil. 22 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:20,246 Leia… my body is a temple. 23 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:24,250 I mean, nothing goes in here that I can't catch, kill, or grow. 24 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,504 My shoulder needs something as natural as Sunny D. 25 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:31,716 "Xanthan gum, sodium benzoate, sodium hexametaphosphate." 26 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,385 Those are science words for what's in an orange. 27 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,389 ♪ Hanging out down the street ♪ 28 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,475 ♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪ 29 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,644 ♪ Not a thing to do ♪ 30 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:44,854 ♪ But talk to you ♪ 31 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,482 ♪ We're all all right We're all all right ♪ 32 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,859 Hello, Wisconsin! 33 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,907 Ooh! Give it to me! Give it to me! 34 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:59,994 "Hey, Donna, how are you? How was the long drive from Chicago?" 35 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:04,082 Oh. Sorry, honey, I got a Beanie Baby hole that needs plugging. 36 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:08,086 Oh! Chomps the Alligator! 37 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,880 You are just… 38 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:16,594 Normally, I do this part in private. 39 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:21,182 Lucky for you, I was the only one at CVS who could reach the back of the top shelf. 40 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:25,645 I hated that you and Eric were the same height in your wedding pictures, 41 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,564 but now it's really paying off. 42 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,987 See that? That's how she used to look at Eric as a baby. 43 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,031 You know, before the talking. 44 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,577 Look, Red… Chomps is here. 45 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,455 Twenty more, and I will have the whole collection. 46 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,875 You told me this was for a sick kid at your church. 47 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,253 Aren't you happy that was a lie? Everyone's okay. 48 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,631 I didn't know this was a whole thing. 49 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,467 You need to nip this in the bud. I saw a lady like her on the news. 50 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,637 She swallowed a bag of marbles trying to become a Beanie Baby. 51 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:06,436 Donna, when I look at these stupid sacks of beans, 52 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,606 I see money. 53 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,690 What? 54 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:15,069 Well, when Kitty dropped ten bucks on Willie the Walrus one day, 55 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,946 I about blew a gasket. 56 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,992 But then I sold Willie to a Girl Scout for 20 bucks. 57 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:24,245 And that's how we became business partners. 58 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,082 We're gonna call it "I Dream of Beanie." 59 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,006 I hope someone's home. 60 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,508 I need a baggie of all-natural pain relief. 61 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,010 Leia was super horny. 62 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:40,178 Whoa! 63 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,429 Girl horny. 64 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:44,641 Dude, she was like boy horny. 65 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,602 You guys don't know boy horny. 66 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:50,855 Hey. You know I applied for that job at the Hub to show Nikki 67 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,732 that I'm mature and responsible? 68 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,734 Under job experience, 69 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:58,321 I said that I was a lawyer at the law firm of Ozzie and Ozzie, so… 70 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,907 If they call you, be ready. 71 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,160 I'm always ready to lie to an adult. 72 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,622 Hey, kids! Man, I'm so embarrassed, 73 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:10,333 'cause I'm in the middle of a fight with my roommate. 74 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,584 Excuse me for a second? 75 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:15,797 Sit your dumb ass down, or I will sit it down for you! 76 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,424 Uh, is this a good time? 77 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,219 Oh, this is a great time. Especially for a life lesson. 78 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:25,014 Come on in. Let me show you what a real-life schmuck on wheels looks like. 79 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:30,186 Follow me, people of Point Place. Thar she blows! 80 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,899 You're embarrassing yourself, bro. It's your tramp stamp all over again. 81 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,735 He's got a panther jumping over his butt crack. 82 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:43,866 Kids, this was my didgeridoo until Bunch sat on it and broke it. 83 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:48,121 If you put your didgeridoo in a sitting place, it's gonna get sat. 84 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,792 He doesn't understand. I'm stressed out 'cause I've taken over my dad's business. 85 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,087 This was the only thing that helped me relax. 86 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,589 You do know what's inside of your baggies, right? 87 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:03,970 Kids, a dime is fine from time to time, but nothing does it like the 'doo. 88 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,931 Guys, look, I'm kind of in a rush here. 89 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,433 All we need is a baggie. 90 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,727 We'll get out before this gets personal. 91 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,980 I've known him since I was a kid. This could never get personal. 92 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,524 Although look at the stupid way he chews. 93 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,151 Man, you eat like a Muppet! 94 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,279 - We're going there? Okay. - Yeah. 95 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,656 I banged your mom, and I'll do it again. 96 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,533 For real? 97 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:35,043 Jay's out of commission for two weeks, which means no sex for a fortnight. 98 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,794 A fortnight? 99 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,966 You're having sex with Jay, not a British soldier. 100 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,595 I was so ready. And I keep getting more and more ready. 101 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:49,098 Good thing you can solve this problem… yourself. 102 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,018 Absolutely. 103 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,938 - Do you know what she's talking about? - I don't. 104 00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:01,402 Leia, I'm talking about, you know… scooping your own ice cream. 105 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,364 DJing your own party? 106 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,576 Why don't we just say the word and own our sexuality? 107 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,869 Masturbation! 108 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,168 Oh, that's why we don't say it. 109 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,712 Oh, that, yeah. 110 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,923 I've dusted my own bookshelf. 111 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,304 - And? - It was fine. 112 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,015 Fine? Girl, it's not supposed to be fine. 113 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,809 It's supposed to be fine! 114 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:37,814 No, I don't understand. I have the hottest go-to fantasy. 115 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,368 Doug, this sparkling apple juice is perfectly chilled! 116 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,539 I am so excited to write about this in my journal. 117 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:55,915 Jinx! 118 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:01,379 Leia, you're prettier than Patti Mayonnaise. 119 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,257 Uh-huh. Take off your vest. 120 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,301 But this is a family cartoon. 121 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,346 It's not Saturday morning anymore, Doug. 122 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:15,977 Ooh! 123 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,186 Douglas! 124 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:28,990 Doug Funnie? 125 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:31,826 He really knows my body. 126 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,871 You have to stop that. 127 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,707 Maybe think of a real-life boy. 128 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,084 Like, lately, I've been thinking about him. 129 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,713 What? That's my go-to guy! 130 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,674 We have the same go-to guy? 131 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,009 That is super weird. 132 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,555 I'd say it's a lot weirder than me doing it with a TV celebrity. 133 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,560 Stop bringing up Doug. He's not even hot for a cartoon. 134 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:01,981 If you want to fast-track the whole thing, try a shower head. 135 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:05,568 That got me through the first six months of my relationship with Nate 136 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,487 before he started listening. 137 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:13,326 Fine. But for the record, Doug Funnie is the kind of guy you marry. 138 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,952 And that's sexy. 139 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,707 Smell it. 140 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,752 You can smell the quality. 141 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:25,796 It's pure as hell. 142 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,426 - I'll give you ten. - Excuse me. 143 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,680 I was just driving by, and this little fella just caught my eye. 144 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,767 Is that Chomps the Alligator? 145 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,520 Why, yes, it is, handsome neighbor. 146 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,480 Hot damn! 147 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,857 I'll give you 20 bucks for that! 148 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,567 - I'll do 25. - 30! 149 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,946 Okay, I'll do 35. And I'll throw in Flippy the Fish. 150 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:53,533 I will need Flippy the fish, Quackers the Duck, and Walter the Whale. 151 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:59,121 She means the limited edition Walter with the bow tie. 152 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,416 I should've known you jerks were working together. 153 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,544 The Beanie community is going to hell. 154 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,712 I'll be right back. 155 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,595 Well, we sure cleaned that guy's clock. 156 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,642 When you said limited edition, my teapot really started whistling. 157 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,853 You liked that, did ya? 158 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,773 Limited edition. 159 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,775 Not alone. You're not alone. 160 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,945 Listen, I'm worried about you guys. 161 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:35,283 You could get ripped off, or worse, end up with a lot of Beanie Babies. 162 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,453 Well, we really appreciate you looking out for us. 163 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,915 Okay, I said my piece. Do what you want. 164 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,586 Did we just get in trouble? 165 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,590 I don't know. I wasn't listening. 166 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,221 Hey, girl. 167 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,640 Are you talking to my mom? 168 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:04,478 Yeah, I'm talking to your mom. And she's using her sexy voice. 169 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:09,317 Mom, don't fall for this! He's trying to get back at me for banging… 170 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,651 Never mind! 171 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,821 I gotta get back to Leia. 172 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,073 I mean, she wants to have sex with me. 173 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,576 And if I'm not there, she'll scramble her own eggs. 174 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,995 We gotta do something. 175 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:21,996 Do we, though? 176 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,707 Let's just let them bang each other's moms. 177 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,378 All we need is for Bunch to apologize for breaking the… 178 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,631 the dongity-dong. 179 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,717 You're right. Let's show him. 180 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,427 Hey, guys. 181 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,181 It seems like the problem here is that no one wants to apologize. 182 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,099 Okay, but it's super easy. 183 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,603 Nate, remember in sixth grade 184 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,189 when your dirt bike got stolen, and you were super sad? 185 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,110 I loved that bike. We spent the whole summer looking for it. 186 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,322 Well, the truth is… I was jealous, and I stole it. 187 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,617 And I… Look, I'm really sorry, bro. 188 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,535 But now that I've apologized… 189 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,247 we can put it behind us. 190 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,750 You stole my bike? 191 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:12,630 Yeah, but I apologized. So we're back to being best friends. 192 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,341 This is so messed up, dude. 193 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:18,302 When you got your new brown bike, I was so happy for you! 194 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,558 Your new brown bike was my bike painted brown? 195 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,604 You know, you just wouldn't shut up about your new bike, bro. 196 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,190 All of us old bike kids hated you. 197 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:32,733 You should be friends with them, 198 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,985 'cause I didn't know my friend was a dickwad. 199 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,906 I'll be your new friend. 'Cause my friend sucks! 200 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:43,285 If you're gonna let him be his friend, don't introduce him to your mom! 201 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:53,212 So, if he's a prince in your fantasy, are you, like, a princess? 202 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,755 No, I'm the president. 203 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,801 - What are you in yours? - His bully. 204 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,595 Shh… 205 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:05,224 Sometimes you just gotta… Yeah, you gotta tap the bottom. Here. 206 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:19,280 Random question. Have you ever been shoved in a locker? 207 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,866 No. Why, should I worry? 208 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,201 I haven't decided yet. 209 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,205 Did you leave a copy of White Noise here last week? 210 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,249 Uh, yeah, I've been looking for that. 211 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,585 Well, I'm reading it right now. 212 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,337 You take great notes. 213 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,341 I don't love that he's a reader. 214 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,719 But I can make it work. 215 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,019 Boring. 216 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,272 Maybe. 217 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,026 I don't think so. 218 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,823 What's going on in there? Did you fall in? 219 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,825 Someone's doing homework in here! 220 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:15,252 I just can't figure out how the heck this thing broke! 221 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,421 Me either. 222 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,716 I was taking a very standard shower, and it just came off. 223 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,384 It just came off? 224 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,385 Mm-hmm. 225 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,183 Okay. 226 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,562 Can we please talk about something else? 227 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,399 Well, it just makes no sense. 228 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:42,863 You'd have to pull so damn hard to get that fitting to snap. 229 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,449 Oh! 230 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,746 Oh… 231 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,124 Well, things happen. 232 00:13:56,710 --> 00:14:00,965 But if we don't figure it out… then it might happen again. 233 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,551 - Well-- - After this, probably not. 234 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,596 Are we here to chitchat, or are we here to eat? 235 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:17,523 I know. I'll talk to the guys down at the plumbing supply about this. 236 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:18,983 They'll know. 237 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,277 Sure, they'll know. 238 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,530 They always know. 239 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,868 He's gonna talk to the guys? 240 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,875 - Scrote! - Sack! 241 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,126 - Chode! - Scrote! 242 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:41,088 He already said that. There you go, stealing things all over again. 243 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,634 Enough! We are solving this… now. 244 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,720 I'm sorry I broke your didge. 245 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,138 It was a cry for help. 246 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,724 It's just you were spending so much time with it. 247 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,684 I started to feel invisible. 248 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,519 And it got real bad. 249 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,272 I couldn't even see myself in that mirror. 250 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,065 That's a window. 251 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,862 You know, it's not easy being Leo's kid, man. 252 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:08,741 I'll be honest with you. He's so organized and intellectual, man. 253 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,621 But still, I hear his voice in my head all the time. 254 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,957 Or is that my voice I hear in my head all the time? 255 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,002 Wait a minute. Am I talking, or is my dad talking right now? 256 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,171 It's okay. 257 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,924 Together, we can do anything. 258 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,759 The more you know. 259 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,595 Only you can prevent forest fires. 260 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,933 You know what, man? 261 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,270 I spent all those years just… wondering where my bike was. 262 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,608 My best friend… was riding her all along. 263 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,569 Now that I know that, I… 264 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,031 I can release her ghost into dirt bike heaven. 265 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,868 She's not dead, man. 266 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,956 Remember that blue bike I got you a couple years ago for your birthday? 267 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,791 That's your girl. 268 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,713 I've been riding her all along? 269 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,383 Full circle. 270 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:15,474 This song is called "Brown Bike, Blue Bike, Same Bike." 271 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,479 Ooh, I'mma lay down some harmony. 272 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:32,908 I wish I could stay to see this, but my shoulder feels great. 273 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,160 I gotta go see Leia. 274 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,833 I don't want to be rude. 275 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,436 Hey. Need any help? 276 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,938 I'm not even good at doing this by myself. 277 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,984 Why am I the most embarrassing person in the world? 278 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,862 Your grandparents are blowing their savings on stuffed animals. 279 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,656 You're not even the most embarrassing person in this house. 280 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,993 You're a teenager. 281 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,912 You're figuring stuff out. 282 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,081 It's normal to not know what you're doing. 283 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,585 But all my friends are, like, sex experts. 284 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,045 Uh, they're not. 285 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,174 You know what? Forget all this. 286 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:33,135 I'm putting off any sex stuff until I'm in my 40s. 287 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,846 You wait too long, it gets weird. 288 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,559 You've met your dad's friend, Gene? That's what that looks like. 289 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:46,106 Listen. There are no magic secrets to any of this. 290 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,194 Just expect that everything related to sex is super awkward at first. 291 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,989 And anything that isn't is a fun surprise. 292 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,325 Just take your time, 293 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,952 make sure that you are comfortable, 294 00:17:59,036 --> 00:17:59,870 and be safe. 295 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:01,914 Thanks. 296 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,544 Poor Gene. He's so good at juggling. You'd think he'd be able to find a woman. 297 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,547 Sweetie, you have so much to learn. 298 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:16,053 Put that apron on and get back in the kitchen. 299 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,974 Uh, this is fun and all, but you wouldn't actually date him, right? 300 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,811 No way. Look at his little hips. 301 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,395 I could snap him in half. 302 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,023 Good. 'Cause I want to. 303 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,819 Break up with him. Give him one last swirly and kiss him goodbye. 304 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,072 You want me to kiss him after his head's been in a toilet? 305 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,615 None of this is real. 306 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,494 Fine. I'll find a new go-to. 307 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,705 I wonder if Lenny Kravitz likes being bullied. 308 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:44,998 It's better if he doesn't. 309 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,793 Hey! 310 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,254 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 311 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,007 - My friend thinks you're hot. - Sorry. 312 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:54,925 She's… 313 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,844 correct. 314 00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:01,265 I clock out in a bit if you want to hang. I'll tell you how the book ends. 315 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:05,727 - I thought you didn't finish it. - Uh, I'm insecure about how fast I read. 316 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,980 I didn't want to embarrass myself. 317 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,191 Me too. We could do a daily book club. 318 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,610 - I call president. - How about we be co-presidents? 319 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:17,239 Trust me. You really want me to be the president. 320 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,745 Come in! 321 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,709 Hello, Donna! 322 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,211 Have you guys been drinking? 323 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:35,549 We stopped at Applebee's on the way home for a few drinks, Mom! 324 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,846 And if they're gonna charge us five dollars for a margarita… 325 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,099 I'm leaving with a snowshoe. 326 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,103 We were celebrating. Earlier today-- 327 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,188 Too close. 328 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,734 We sold all the Beanies. Red, hand me my purse. 329 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,154 Yup. 330 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,948 I can't put this thing down. 331 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,451 What if it snows? 332 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,996 He was doing shots with a lacrosse team. 333 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:10,500 We got a ride home on their bus. They loved my songs. 334 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,585 Too close again. 335 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,838 Did you guys at least break even? 336 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:19,760 Oh. Break even? We came home with 1,500 dollars cold, hard cash. 337 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,221 And a snowshoe. 338 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,723 Let's not lose sight of that. 339 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,808 I never should've doubted you. 340 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,146 I didn't realize my comments in passing would inspire such a big reaction. 341 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,358 Well, you could fill a room with what you didn't realize. 342 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,194 Okay. 343 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,279 I'm gonna go to bed now. 344 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,741 And I'm gonna leave super early so we don't have to talk about this. 345 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,452 Another great trip in the books. 346 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,624 Kitty! 347 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,710 Yeah? 348 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:55,837 Kitty! 349 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,012 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned… 350 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,641 No, you're a good man. 351 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:14,314 That was really fun, doing that together. 352 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,066 It was. 353 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,069 Kitty. 354 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,701 Listen to me. 355 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:29,746 We gotta go back for the other snowshoe. 356 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,421 Leia. 357 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,799 I'm back, baby! 358 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,345 So you're 100%? That means we could… 359 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,305 Do it. 360 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,682 Were you gonna say "do it?" 361 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,476 Yes, I was. 362 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,567 Is everything okay? 363 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,986 Your hands are clammy. 364 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,698 I get like this before I have sex. 365 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,325 I think. 366 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,996 Actually, now that this is really happening, 367 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,539 I'm nervous. 368 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:13,623 Oh. 369 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,711 Well… look, we don't have to do this. 370 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,047 No, I want to. 371 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,425 It's just… what if I do it wrong? 372 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,468 Um… 373 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,304 I don't think you can. 374 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,182 Leia. 375 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,059 It's fine. 376 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,853 Really. I mean, maybe today's just not the day. 377 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,607 Why don't we just… sit here and hang out? 378 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,193 Yeah. It's nice. 379 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,822 I know something that might make you feel better. 380 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:47,657 I can do this now. 381 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,745 Hey, it's not funny. 382 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,748 Okay? Shoulder dancing is an undervalued art form. 383 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,043 Try it. 384 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,339 Whoa! I'm really good at this. 385 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,258 You've been practicing, huh? 386 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:12,808 What? 387 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,685 Today's the day. 388 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,983 ♪ Fade into you ♪ 389 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,075 Oh, Leia! You're even prettier than Patti Mayonnaise! 390 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,160 Uh-huh. 391 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,328 Take off your vest. 392 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,460 At least we still have each other. 393 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,386 I really hope I get hired. 394 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:52,347 When Nikki sees me working here, she'll think it's badass. 395 00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,938 I think that guy stole your idea. 396 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,193 We're still gonna get burgers, right? 397 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,612 Yeah.