[tropical pop melody]
Where's Lulu?
She's looking for guys, she's like, swimming for sharks.
She's looking for the men.
Are you having a popsicle?
I'm having a popsicle. You'll never guess where I got it.
-Where? -I see this really hot guy.
He's walking into the water and I was like a shark attack.
I was, like, swimming close by.
I'm swimming around him and I'm waiting to see,
you know, if there's a woman close by.
[tense music]
And I said, "Hey, how you doing?"
A really handsome man, I mean, really.
What guy? She's swimming around a guy
seeing if he's with a girl or not.
Gray like Anderson Cooper gray, but long hair.
Perfect.
We're down to the last mile of this trip
and Luann definitely wants some action.
Mattress action to be specific.
Lu is really on a mission. Good for her.
Luann has a high sex drive. What do you want from me?
I'm just looking to have a good time
and a very happy ending.
So, I'm swimming around, right? And I'm taking my time.
I'm gonna engage with him, but I'm deciding is he single?
Is he not single? Right?
So, as I'm having this conversation in my own head,
up walks his beautiful wife.
[buzzer]
With two popsicles, one for him and one for her.
And you know what he did?
He goes, "Why don't you have my popsicle?"
And he took the popsicle out of his wife's hand
and gave it to me.
Did you say to him, "Oh, no, sir. I want your popsicle?"
Why didn't he give his popsicle?
Maybe that was too sexual.
I bet that went over really well with the wife.
Here's my popsicle.
So, that's why I got the popsicle.
Chivalry's not dead.
Poor Lu. She's expecting dick
and she gets a popsicle on a stick.
If I've ever seen a booby prize, this is it.
She didn't get popped, but she got a lolly.
[laughing]
I want a guy that when I'm in the same room as Lu...
-Yeah. -They stay focused on me.
And then, if I'm the only woman in the room
and you're the only one in the room,
I'm gonna jump your bones.
-Scissor sisters! -Oh, sh--. Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
You're sitting on my petite kitty cat now.
-That's your pretty kitty. -My pretty kitty.
[upbeat pop melody]
Hi! Last day here today.
Oh, that's sad. Wish you were staying longer?
No, I'm good. I'm ready. Where's Moogie?
How's your toenail?
Don't show me! Don't show me! Don't show me!
Martin!
-Kelly! -Hi!
-Hi. -How are you?
Please, what would you like for breakfast?
-The fruit? -Yes.
So, let me tell you the itinerary for today.
Today, Atma Janzu can offer a relaxing therapy
in the water and then you have lunch at Le Guérite Plage.
-Oh, Le Guérite. -And then you have
the tarot reading astrology,
you know, for each of you girls here back at the villa
and then we have the disco party.
-Okay. -All right.
You're here tonight for the party?
Of course.
-And then-- -And then party.
What is on the menu for tonight?
Wow.
Sonja, I feel dizzy.
Oh, no. Not that again. Sorry, I didn't hear you.
But we have been partying. Tonight's the last night.
Yes.
Good morning, Dorinda.
-We're almost there. -Yeah, almost.
I feel sad that it's the last day of the trip.
I didn't feel the same sort of stress and anxiety
I felt when I was hosting the last time.
-There's a lot of people here. -Yeah.
And I'm trying really hard to make it,
you know, nice and perfect.
I really, really, really,
really missed hanging out with these girls.
Tonight's gonna be great.
Yeah, tonight is gonna be--
Have you invited a lot of friends?
I don't know anybody, so I think the girl's did.
-Okay, good. -I'm good at a lot of things,
but I'm not good at that, inviting men.
No?
Maybe I'll just get myself a gigolo.
Yeah. Why not?
[laughing]
I'd love to see a gigolo in action.
-Yeah? -What are they like?
What do they like? Come here, come here. Chef?
Do we have a gigolo here? You're the gigolo?
[laughing]
Really?
I gotta test the goods first before I start paying for it.
[laughing]
I can't believe we have a gigolo in the kitchen.
Thank God the other girls didn't know he was a gigolo.
There would have been, you know,
money exchanged, fights being had.
That poor guy would have been very tired by now.
-I'm gonna jump in the shower. -Can I help you with it?
No, no, no, no, I got it. I got it.
-How are you, Luann? -Good. How's it going?
Well, everything's doing well.
Another day in paradise, but it's our last day in paradise.
It's hard to leave. I'm having a great time with the girls.
I'm gonna miss it. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna miss it.
I've got to say I'm gonna miss it.
There we go. Now she can talk. Where's my coffee?
-Right? -I need a retreat, you know?
You need a retreat.
You need to go on a spiritual retreat after this.
First, maybe I will go to a mental house.
-Mental hospital? -Yeah.
Okay, I have a situation.
I start taking all my shoes to pack.
Where are the silver shoes?
All I can say is let's keep packing
and then we will have less things--
-No, no, no, no, no-- -And we will find them.
I have so much stuff and so does Sonja.
I'm like literally tripping over her shoes.
She's, like, demanding all the time.
Like, where are my shoes?
Oh, I think there's another section here.
Oh!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Look at all the shoes I would have left!
But of course, I know where they are
because I'm the one that unpacked her shoes.
One, two, three, four!
Idiot! She's an idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
Hi, Manu, how are you?
Come on. Come on, love.
The cars are beeping down there.
All right, we gotta go.
Enjoy, Atma Janzu, my ladies!
-Oh, they left? -Yes.
No. Oh, no, you're kidding.
No, no, no, they're waiting for you.
-Bonjour. -Bonjour!
Bonjour!
It's going to be a spiritual day.
Let's go!
On y va.
I don't think we have a count for tonight.
I have no clue. Pascal never got back to me
about how many people are coming.
And I'll check on Carol Gruson.
I'll say bring friends and guys.
-No, just bring guys. -Just bring men.
-[phone ringing] -Oh, here's Pascal.
Pascal!
Hi, Pascal. You're on speakerphone
with me, Luann, and Sonja.
No, he's not. I don't think you're on speakerphone.
-Oh. -Put it on speaker.
Hi.
We're good. How are you?
That's fine.
We need that and we need also older ones if we have any.
-We need 'em all. -We don't care.
Whatever you can drag up for us is fine.
Is this what we've come up to? This point in our lives?
-All right. Thank you. -Bisous. Ciao.
Okay. This is it? This is where we get out?
I'm bringing my water. I don't know what's there.
Here we go.
Are we going down here?
-Beautiful. -Anybody got sunblock?
-Hi! -Hello! How are you?
-Bonjour. -Bonjour.
-Nanda.
-Luann. -Enchantée.
-Merci. -Greg.
So, what we're gonna do is all based on letting go,
the power of water, and movement.
-Watsu. Is tatsu. -And the idea--
Oh! Excuse me, it's not Watsu.
Watsu is where you go in the water and they do this.
I thought it was the same thing.
Watsu, Janzu, whatever "zu". It's all water therapy.
It's all the same to me.
When we move your body around, you just have to let go.
The tensions that we hold in our body.
Sonja, you need this.
I love to be spiritual and I like to raise my vibration.
All right, now we channel the energy.
Whatever you need comes through this drum.
[drumming]
Well, I'm channeling heavy.
I know, I can feel it.
Yeah. I just had a release on my left ankle. Did you hear it?
But not when I'm in St. Barths on a girls trip!
I mean, we're here to get some other kind of action,
like hot guys as Ramona would say.
Where are the hot guys?
We do the session in silence.
-This is gonna be new for us. -Yeah. Good luck with that.
No, but it will be a good thing.
-Who's going first? -Who wants to start?
-I'll go. -Okay.
Two people at a time or?
Two, yeah. So one each.
I wanna Atma "Janda" myself immediately.
They look so--.
Janzu.
Whatever it is I just wanna, like, surrender to it.
You know, I'm a bit of a white witch kinda.
I'm into all that stuff.
Let's go sit down. This is my drink.
I'm floating on the water, the sunlight is coming down.
It feels like I'm this beautiful mermaid
and I'm part of the universe.
Look at her flotation devices.
-[laughing] -Her boobies.
Is that what we're gonna look like?
Yeah, exactly. This might release my neck, guys.
I slept with the ice pack all night.
Let's hope it releases more than your neck.
Boy, Kristen is something else.
I think she's actually passive aggressive is the word.
She gets those digs in.
Sonja, are you ready to sell your house? Your townhouse?
I've been trying to sell it since before COVID.
Why do you keep asking dumb questions?
I don't know where to go with Kristen
except to soccer practice.
Oh, look at Dorinda. Look at that.
-Oh, my God. Look at her hands. -That's so pretty.
Nothing like being vulnerable and then getting attacked.
[serene melody]
Look at that. They're just, like, relaxing.
This is unbelievable.
Like, I want to become an amoeba again.
I am in my mother's stomach again, like,
I am a baby and I love you, Mom!
I'm sorry I ever hurt your feelings!
Kelly, look, I brought your towel. It matches my outfit.
Cute. That's not mine, that's the from the--
It came from the gift bag.
-No, another one. -Oh, it wasn't your gift bag.
We've gotten a lot of gift bags.
I have to say, I like the gifts.
I liked the gifts, I thought they were fun.
I thought it was very thoughtful, very kind.
Oh, stop.
And I loved everything you put in it.
So, so excited to use it all, so thank you.
Finally, the ladies are understanding my love language,
which is gift giving, even though it's not one of my gifts.
Look what Kelly brought me! It's a towel from the house.
I'll take it.
Look it, Luann looks like she's in a trance.
I know.
I wish now I could do that, but I can't.
I have third degree burns.
Like, I'm now jealous, to tell you the truth.
It's just their faces, their expressions,
they look so, like... [humming]
I really was not getting jealous
about not being in the water until right now.
It's like watching live art.
It looks so tranquil, so spiritual, so moving
and I would not have even needed a noodle
because they're holding me up. Perfect.
I can see it in your faces.
I totally got how much my mother just loved me so much
when I was a baby.
Oh, my God, we were--
And she held me for the first time.
She felt the same thing.
You felt your mother holding you?
I felt I was in my mother's arms being coddled
and that I was so safe.
Before you knew anything besides her and besides just love.
Luann and Dorinda, do I even believe
they've had a life changing experience
like babies in the womb?
It was truly that.
Who wants to be a baby in the womb again? I don't.
Oh, my God.
I don't think Sonja realized it,
that this is supposed to be like a "Zenny",
peaceful kind of day.
She claims to be so spiritual, but I'm beginning to wonder
how deep her spirituality goes.
All right, girls. I'm gonna go next. Wish me luck.
Don't two of us go?
The way she's acting, I mean,
we could be on the beach in Coney Island.
[serene melody]
[coughing]
Promise us that if you come back, you'll do this.
No, I am. I'm gonna have their number.
It's gonna transform you.
I wish I could do it, but I can't do it.
I can't risk my arm.
This is honestly magical.
My body is completely loose.
I feel like an out of body experience
and all of the craziness of this week is just gone.
[snorting]
It's not working.
I'm fighting it because
I don't want to feel my aches and pains.
I can do this back home.
I can stretch, I can do yoga,
I can go and light my candle.
No one goes to St. Barths to get in touch with themselves.
They go to St Barths to touch someone else.
Did Kristen go already?
She cried.
When it was my turn to go, Greg was like,
"Have you been going through a lot lately?
And I said, "Yes, a lot."
So, you know, I'm hoping it's gonna be super cathartic.
You know what I love about Kelly's?
The only thing you can see with Kelly's is her boobs.
-Look it. -Oh, my gosh.
[laughing]
In the water something happened.
Greg's so strong and I was like-- [moaning]
And it was just, like, so sexual like I was like, whoa.
I was like, Girls Gone Wild.Hello?
I was so horny. Spin me, Greg. Spin me around.
And it was, like, lips, like, kissing me.
What is that called? Trans meditation?
Maybe I'd be happier if I had a sexual experience,
but obviously, I'm the only one in the group
that came out with my ass, like-- [scratchy sound effect]
Tighter. More anal retentive.
-Kelly, how do you feel? -Wasn't it incredible?
I had this sensual, sexual feeling.
Really?
This big fish was trying to kiss me.
A sexual experience? I want a redo.
I want to go with that guy.
There's no orgasms here! It's a spiritual experience.
We can't thank you enough for that experience.
It was really unbelievable. Thank you.
-Come on, Sonja. -We did that a thousand times.
-Just come on, please. -We'll do it a thousand more.
Why do you look so annoyed?
You're supposed to be so relaxed.
You were supposed to make me feel special.
She's not listening to me.
Why are you so antsy and crazy right now?
We had a spiritual experience.
Yeah, don't ruin it. Don't ruin my vibe.
Stop. She's ruining my vibe, too.
I think Sonja actually came out of this angry.
How is that possible?
I wanted you to be more spiritual with me.
When my eyes were closed
was she fighting with a shark or something?
Come on, Sonja, we have to go now.
We'll get wine at the restaurant.
-We gotta go, we gotta go. -I opened the wine.
You guys never give me credit for being the one
that gets sh-- done.
She's killing my Zen right now.
-She's killing it. -Just leave her on her own.
-Hi, ladies. -Hi!
-Merci. Bonjour. -How are you?
Excellent. C'est bon.
-Welcome to La Guérite. -Très bon.
Let me take you to your table.
I'm not sitting in a wet bathing suit again,
I've already done that twice.
-Yay! -Oh, my God.
Girls, anybody have a freaking tampon?
Oh, God.
-You're on your period? -Nobody noticed?
You're bleeding?
We don't know what it looks like anymore.
Thank God there's no sharks around.
Kristen's got her friend. Kristen's got her friend.
Would you like to order something to start?
Wait, girls, what do you want to have?
-Did you order wine? -Bottle of Minuty.
All right.
Très bien. D'accord.
Girls, I just got a bunch of stuff
and then we can order whatever we want.
-I have to pee. -Go, go.
Go ahead.
Well, that's cute.
Oh, [bleep].
Ooh!
Sonja, do you need my help over there?
She has her butt open.
Yeah. Get over here. Let me style you.
Lu, it's like--
What are you doing, Kelly? Her ass is hanging out.
That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to get the--
-And where's your bathing suit? -Where's your bathing suit?
Where's your dress?
-Why not? -Hold on, hold on.
This girl can't or won't keep her clothes on.
She doesn't realize if one boob's out,
one part of her ass is out.
Her jayjay could be out, she doesn't care.
Sonja gonna be buck naked in, like, two seconds.
I'm like, Kelly to the rescue.
Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey! Oh! Hey!
Do you want to tie it in the front or back?
Sorry. Just a little fashion emergency.
We have the lentil salad.
Merci, c'est gentil. This looks great.
I have the calamari with chili mayonnaise on the side?
-I'll have a little. -Look at the pizza!
That one can go down.
We ordered very well.
Here, can you pass me that?
Wasn't that the most magical thing we just did?
-What did they call that? -Jazu?
No.
-Janzu? -Janzu.
Janzu.
Oh, I thought it was "man janzu,"
Man's hand you. Man hands on you.
I can't wait for you to do it, Ramona.
-Oh, you wanted this. -She's gonna love it.
For us, this was such a mothering, nurturing moment.
How about you, Sonja?
What about emotionally? That was-- That's your body opening.
Like, did you feel, like, once that let go,
could you get here or?
Yeah, emotionally, I just thought I need to be done
with these bitches and go back to my cave
and relax for a little while.
It's been great, but I need to go.
I have to say something. You were not relaxed.
You came back in this hyper mode.
I'm very relaxed.
That's not what we're talking about.
I think Sonja right now has got so much stress
in her life that she's just overwhelmed.
So, the townhouse is rented. You're in Virginia.
I'm living wherever I can live right now.
I think what she needs is a way to unburden herself.
And the first thing that's go to ----ing go
-is that ----ing townhouse. -Yeah.
I wish there was enough of Atma Janzu on this island
to get her out of her tailspin. I really do.
But all joking aside, I wish, Sonja,
that you did have more of that experience
and it wasn't just sort of like a massage.
-You know what I mean? -I loved it.
Dorinda is just, like, putting salt in the wound,
like I needed it more than anyone.
You're such a mess. It's patronizing.
Could I ask you ladies a question?
-Okay. -We talked the other day
at lunch about deal breakers with men in relationships.
What are your deal breakers with women in relationships?
-Dishonesty. -Checking out.
-Not being checked in. -Dishonesty is terrible.
For me, if you lie, you're done.
What is the thing for you?
I think the loyalty, I think having--
Yes, that's-- Yes. Thank you.
I remember when I first got the show,
I had this super close friend for a million years and she...
Couldn't be happy for you?
-Could not, Dorinda, and-- -That's a shame.
We didn't answer what's a deal breaker?
-She already answered hers. -I have really--
-We asked her. -I have probably five really,
really close girlfriends in my life.
I know that we have strong roots,
this girlfriend of mine,
and we didn't talk for almost two years.
-No way, really? -Yeah.
What was the question, Ramona? You want to answer it now?
No, we're saying
how this poor girl didn't have her friendship.
We didn't get to. You're done, you're done.
She's like possessed at this point.
I mean, what happened to you in the water, girl?
You changed the subject.
Dumb and fun for the last 20 minutes.
She's not, she's actually on topic.
Sonja, you went on last night for 35 minutes--
I don't wanna talk.
And we all sat there and listened.
And so, he takes me to this restaurant,
but he didn't tip for a table or anything.
You know, they all told him
I would never sleep with him, of course...
...but I have a beautiful two floor apartment,
you know, with the rooftop and everything...
...he lives on a private island
and we had a lot in common family wise.
So, you wanted to talk so badly--
No, I don't want to talk. I want to hear other people.
So, you have the stage. Can you wrap it up
because Sonja has been vying for the dancefloor, so let's go.
I don't want to speak, I want to hear Kelly's answer.
I'm good. It's fine. I'm good. Go right ahead. We're cool.
You didn't want to hear my story anyway.
I can take a hint.
What's a deal breaker in a friendship?
Friends that aren't there for me.
Friends that judge me for dancing on tables
with no underwear. I don't need that.
I need a friend that loves me no matter what,
but I said protect me, but also check me.
So, the deal breaker for you are people who are opportunists?
Yes. And they're not really there for you
-when you need them. -Opportunists. Got it.
-Was that a lot of time? -I--
Kelly already went, but go again.
After listening to all of you guys--
Go again.
I mean, obviously opportunists I can't stand.
It's like literally nails on a chalk--
I just said that.
I can do the same.
-You already went. -Sonja, give her a chance.
I said opportunists.
I don't know what happened in the water,
but her water and my water are not the same.
Well, listen, the astrologist is coming to the house,
so why don't we wrap it up and head home? You ready?
I am so excited, Dorinda, for tonight.
What do you want?
I love the ice. Let's just have an ice party.
Do you like that?
Hey, Kelly. Catch.
Stop, that's ice.
[laughing]
Yes!
[screaming]
It's hot!
Oh, my God. This feels so good. You're welcome.
It's good.
Let's go home.
Here's a model, right here. Let's talk to the model.
Oh, he's gorgeous.
Would you like to come to a party tonight?
Dune Villa. 9:00.
Oh, this is-- You're modeling this outfit?
I told you he's a model!
Oh, yeah, it's Italian.
That is amazing!
I don't want a repeat of the neon party.
Is there anybody coming?
-No, there's not. -No?
Is this gonna be the drama tonight?
The more the merrier.
I'm not leaving one hot person behind.
And don't bring girls.
Let's up the odds of us getting some action.
A little tete-a-tete.
Okay. Bye!
Thank you, Martin.
Martin, you're almost there.
All right, let's go change.
I'm kind of connected somehow to this spiritual life.
I haven't tapped into it
because I think I'm a little afraid to,
but I am connected.
I mean, the day that my mother died,
she came to me in her death.
Yeah. Crazy, right? Hi, Martin!
Hey, Ramona.
People come to you, you know?
You come to me?
Well, I don't know about that.
[breathing heavily]
-Martin. -Kristen.
I'm drunk as a skunk.
Really? That is good, no? Sometimes.
Aye-yi-yi.
Okay, I'll give you some water. You good?
[laughing]
You want a refreshing towel? You need a towel.
-Yes, I need something. -I'll give you a towel.
Towel, refreshing towel could be good.
-Martin! -Yes!
I need my underwear and my wash.
Why do you need him to do all that stuff?
I don't get it. He took my laundry.
-I need it back. -He didn't,
it was the other gal and she was awesome.
He's taking care of me right now.
-Here you go. -Yes. Merci.
-Oh. So nice. -Okay, I need you--
Don't listen, Martin.
-Martin, don't listen. -Right away.
I need it now.
-What laundry? -I need to pack it.
Seriously. I'm being serious.
Stop that bullsh-- now. No, no.
You're flirting with all the beautiful girls and I get it.
-I need to-- -I'm not flirting.
Yes, you are. I need my stuff.
I will bring it to you right away.
-No. Please, please. -Okay. I'm going now.
Because I don't want to leave my stuff.
-I'm going now. -Please bring it.
I haven't seen Ramona like this.
This is, like, definitely on our way to turtle time
and she is definitely getting a little demanding.
She wants everything right now.
She's Ramona. I want it right now.
-Ramona. It's Martin. -Yes?
Is this what you're looking for?
No, it's eight pairs of underwear.
Oh, okay.
You didn't tell me that.
Yeah, eight underwear
and a two-piece white bikini.
Okay, I will get it.
I have, like, 10,000 bikinis
and underwear
down there and I didn't know.
Okay, but I'm coming down with you.
Okay, let's go down.
Come on, girls,
the astrologer is here.
[inquisitive melody]
Where's Ramona?
I think everyone got, like, super tipsy at lunch.
I mean, got a little tipsy.
Not, like, too much, but I mean.
No. Everyone is super tipsy.
-Oh! -Okay, here we go.
-Here's the laundry. -Let's open the washing machine
-or the dryer. -No, you cannot
open this one, it's running.
I'm not sure it's inside. Look.
-It's not-- -Baby, I gave you
my two bathing suits.
Ramona? Ramona?
Did you give it to somebody else?
-No. -No, I mean,
come on, this is bullsh--.
I mean, don't take my laundry
if you can't be responsible.
Oh, this is a nice purse.
A white bathing suit, two-piece bikini in white.
-Maybe Sonja who took it? -No, she did not take it.
-Why would she take it? -Maybe.
Sonjarita, Kelly.
Come on, I'm super excited.
I can't wait.
And I need clean underwear. I ran out of underwear.
I better not dirty my underwear tonight
because I have no underwear left.
Hey, Sonja, have you seen Ramona?
Is she dead somewhere?
I mean, where is she?
She's downstairs, something about the laundry.
Where is downstairs?
-Come. -Okay.
Sylvia. I call her Sylvia.
It's Stefania.
Right? Did I get your name right now?
Stefania. Hi.
I didn't really meet you, but I'm Ramona. Hi.
You, I've known for years.
If you see a white bikini around
and a one piece white with, like, green, it's mine.
And any extra underwear I could use.
I think I ran out.
We'll find it.
Sonja, come on. The astrologer is here.
-Come on, we have to go. -Coming, Kel! I'm coming.
This is Elianor.
-Elianor. -Yes.
-Ramona. -Nice to meet you.
Lovely to meet you.
We're very excited about this.
Especially Luann, she loves astrologers.
-Yeah? -Where's D?
Sonja, where is D?
Anybody see D?
We can start without her.
Oh, there you are.
Ramona, they're here.
And I put all the other white one down there,
it was in my stuff.
Look, Martin!
So, where were they?
They were in Dorinda's bedroom.
I didn't mean to make you upset.
-No, it's all right. -I didn't care
if I ever got them again.
It's okay, it's okay, don't worry.
Okay, I love you and I'm having the best time.
We don't want to leave.
Okay, let's forget about this, okay?
Now you're having your activities.
-Okay, let's go. -Yes,
we need to burn some sage.
We need to clear the air.
[serene melody]
Okay, just take a moment of silence.
Let's not interrupt the astrologer.
Girls, just close
your eyes for one second.
Are you the astrologer?
No, just take a deep breath.
Let's just close our eyes for one second.
I love astrology and the girls love astrology.
It's been kind of a thing on all of our girls trips
and especially when we're back in St Barths.
I want to know if there's a pirate in my future
before my time is up.
-Let her do it, Luann. -Can you sit down?
I want this show on the road.
All right.
So, I think it's interesting to
look at your different personalities,
what astrology is saying
because we all have ups and downs,
so the light and the shadow,
and by knowing that you are like that,
you don't have to judge yourself for your shadow.
I love that.
And you have all our names, birth times?
Yes. So, first is Dorinda.
[laughing]
Wow, I love that.
To be honest with you, I can be a bit of a devil in bed.
There's an AM Dorinda and a PM Dorinda.
Now we have Kelly and Kristen because you have the same Venus.
Are you, like, really friends?
We are "unseparable."
-Inseparable. -Inseparable, whatever.
Uh, either you are really best friend
or either you are really triggering each other.
[laughing]
Triggering each other, ooh! Profound.
You're, like, really similar.
-That's kind of cool. -That is. That's funny.
We're definitely in trigger mode.
Maybe another trip we'll be best friends,
but for right now it's full on trigger.
Okay, and then we have Ramona.
[Elianor laughing]
Why'd you laugh like that?
I know.
I don't think Ramona is a believer in astrology.
What she's a believer in is catching up on shut-eye.
She falls asleep everywhere, even at a reunion.
Ramona just fell asleep.
-Ramona, wake up, mama. -Did you fall asleep?
-She did. -That's awesome.
-No! -I did.
Ramona, your Venus is in Libra.
It's all about beauty and luxury as a love language.
I don't know about that one.
[laughing]
-No, her love language-- -I'm trying!
Oh, you had me until there.
No, no, her love language with a man, not with us.
I've gotten much better.
Diplomacy. [laughing]
She knows how to get what she wants.
I mean, I guess the charts can't be right with everybody.
She's a kitten with men.
She's a tiger with us.
I've got to go get ready for this party tonight,
-see what's going on. -Thank you.
You're welcome.
You just reconnected with us.
It's been great this trip.
-It's been so fun. -For you especially.
-You know you're gonna miss us. -I am.
Well, you know where I live.
I know where you are.
[lively disco beat]
We are ready for disco night!
I don't know if you all know this, but--
Oops! I already ripped my dress.
Tonight is about fun and having our bon voyage dinner
and who knows?
I may even have a date
by the end of the night.
Stranger things have happened.
Oh, please. No! No! What?
Oh, my God, Ramona, you told me to put my head in this part.
Oh, I'm kind of confused.
Tell Dorinda rain check.
You said take it off! Come back.
Now I'm going to take it off again.
-Oh! Oh! -Is it backwards? We got it.
That was very difficult.
That's, like, harder than a math problem.
***
Oh, my goodness!
Welcome to disco night.
Let's face it, folks.
Dorinda Medley knows how to throw a party.
Dorinda Medley brings the props.
Wow, Dorinda, you did a really nice job.
You did a good job, honey.
Yeah, it's nice.
Dorinda Medley brings the theme.
-Who are you? -I'm Aidan Hems.
Oh, dear.
-Check his pulse. -Is he dead?
And disco, anything to do with that era I do well.
I want this to be a night to remember.
Oh, my God!
Wait, let me see your necklace.
-How chic is that? -Yes.
-Isn't this great? -I love it.
-Oh, my gosh. You look so good! -Welcome!
Foxy mama Kelly!
Look at Kristen's shoes. I love her shoes.
***
[music cuts]
Oh, my God. What? Nothing works for me.
It's like I was born under the wrong astrology.
A sequin dress, whether it's $30 or $30,000,
the sequins always fall off,
especially between your thighs.
Thank you.
Oh, boy. Lu in the house!
This is amazing, D!
Woo! This is fun, let's see.
It's a bubble machine.
I love bubble guns and bubble gum.
I like to blow a bubble, chew a bubble, and squirt.
[music cuts]
Hold on.
[laughing]
Can you imagine? I'd be like, whoa!
I'm squirting bubbles, somebody help me!
All right, let's do it.
So, we got a soup of corn with coconut milk,
grenade, olive oil, love, and happiness.
Woo!
Bring your wig down
so you don't look like Bozo the clown.
There you go. Un petit peu plus. Okay, voila.
Now it's a vibe. The night is young.
The party just started.
I'm a little nervous as to
who's gonna walk in the door,
to tell you the truth. Lucas?
-Well, who did you invite? -Everybody.
It's gonna be like, surprise!
New pirates?
There's always a new pirate here.
We're getting one more?
No, no. No more shots.
Oh, my God. Wait, the pirate!
The pirate has tried to call me 9,000 times.
You gonna get him on the phone?
-Yeah, let's call the pirate. -Yeah, why not?
Oh, good. I can check my hair.
Oh, my bangs look terrible.
-Oh, that's better. -I have to say,
you look really good as a platinum blonde.
[phone trilling]
Hello!
Say hello to our hostess tonight.
Hi! How are you? I've never met you, famous pirate.
Tomas will check in with me every once in a while
and the last time he checked in with me, he was in Miami.
I would not recognize him if he was walking down the street.
He cut off all his hair.
That's the pirate?
Because he looks like a guy that I just met
on the upper East side the other day.
He looks more like he works at Morgan Stanley
than he works at Pirates of the Caribbean.
Tomas, we miss you here in St Barths.
It is not the same without you.
Oui, on est a villa Dune. Regarde. Regarde-là.
The same bedroom? No. Dorinda's in the bedroom.
-[laughing] -He asked you now twice!
-He's asked it twice! -Busted!
That's because we went on the balcony--
Tell them what we did.
We went on the balcony and had drinks.
And a long talk.
Actually, we talked about a lot of things.
-Very handsome. -He's very handsome.
-Can I see how he looks? -Oh, sorry.
Hello.
-Oh, your other lover. -[laughing]
Sonja on the docket of conversation.
-Why didn't you show him to me? -Oh, sorry, sorry.
I'm Kelly.
Thank you. Thank you.
-Ciao. -Bye!
Bye!
-He's cute, Luann. -So cute.
Okay, everyone, let's play a game.
Let's do the high, the low--
-Uh-oh. -Or the ha-ha.
So, my low was Kelly and I not starting off on the right note.
I was just gonna say that.
The low was Dorinda and I arguing.
You can't drop bombs and just say I wanna have fun.
-I wanna do this. -I can do whatever
the [bleep] I want, Dorinda. You don't own me.
I was so upset.
But we're gonna forget about that because
we reconciled it, got right back on track.
So, what's yours?
So, one of the highs is
I think probably your comment of
Sonja's pretty kitty was one of my favorites.
I've never heard pretty kitty.
[screaming]
You have a really pretty kitty.
A pretty kitty?
So, I'm all into the pretty kitty.
You see why I put pink in my hair?
Beautiful.
Kristen?
The low was I think getting off
on the wrong foot with Kelly
because I do think that it was miscommunication.
You have an incredible wealth of knowledge about
every single show that you were--
And episode that you were not on.
-A lot of people do. -Those are fans.
Are you calling me a fan?
Well, I mean, kind of.
-Okay. -You are.
I think it's nice though.
I think we understand
each other a little bit more.
We do. So, I agree with Kristen,
we got off on the wrong foot,
but I'm not sure if we ever got on to the right foot.
I think that we do have more in common than we think
and I think it's sad that we still haven't really been able
to make a breakthrough, but you know what? Whatever.
There's always other trips to St Barths.
My ha ha is every minute her and I in the room
taking care of each other, tripping over each other.
That's my high.
-Is that the teabag? -That's the teabag.
Oh, that feels so good. So good.
Do you need lymphatic on your face or are you good?
No, I think my face looks great.
-I'm very happy with it. -This removes everything.
Oh, no, Ramona. That scarf doesn't match.
Oh, my God! -A little?
Get back in bed, bitch.
I mean, I love you so much.
There's nothing I would not do for you
and being with you like this,
living with you like this the whole time
reminds me of how special we are together.
Being on this trip in St Barths
made me realize that Sonja and I had this really unusual bond.
We really get each other, we really laugh,
and it's just-- I could just be with her
all day in the room and not go anywhere else,
to tell you the truth.
We may not see each other for the next year,
but all I know is when we see each other,
it's like yesterday and that's how it is with Sonja and I.
And you don't have to call me anymore.
It's okay, I understand.
And I understand, too,
that you need me to need you.
My philosophy is if you see a text,
don't answer because if you do answer,
then you get a slew of texts back.
But I did learn this trip that I do have to
do a phone call once in a while.
When we are together, as Luann said, I'm 100% in.
-Right. -And so when Ramona says,
how are you tomorrow? I'll say, out of town.
There's, like, tricks. I've been watching YouTube.
My dear ladies, the guests are starting to arrive.
-Yes. -Yay!
-Pump up the volume! -Pump up the volume.
-I'm just gonna finish my-- -The guests are here.
Can I finish my tuna?
I'll go powder my nose.
All right, who do we think is gonna show up?
Why am I rushing? Why am I rushing?
* This is gonna be an all night party *
Wow!
We have a party!
Wow!
-Everyone's so cranky. -I know.
They're like, oh, don't rush me!
Yeah, I don't get it. I think it's because
they haven't had sex all week. That's the problem.
[cheering]
* Slay! * * We bring the fire *
* Slay! * * We bring it higher *
* We bring the fire fire *
* Slay! *
-We have a party. -Wow!
[cheering]
You're beautiful.
Carole used to own the [indistinct] St Barths.
She's the one that came up with the pirate story
in the first place.
This is our first evening place.
We just got here yesterday.
Well, Tomas, it's so good to see you.
So she needs a trophy.
-Can I give you a kiss? -Yes.
Hi. Etienne. Nice to meet you.
-How are you? -I'm good, yourself?
Hi, I'm Kelly.
Nice to see you. How are you?
Hi. Hi. Bonsoir.
It's hard to be the only one that's, not even married,
just in a relationship and you go on a girls trip
with five other women looking to get laid.
It's just kind of like...
[whistling]
Come and have a drink.
We're going out of St Barths with a bang.
Well, hopefully in more ways than one.
-Hi, I'm Kelly. -Hi, how are you?
I remember you were at
-La Petite Plage? -Yes.
-Yeah, I'm your waiter. -Oh, hi.
The waiter with the golden locks.
Nice to see you! How are you?
Nice to see you, too.
-How are you? -Good.
Get a drink, come on.
Put up the music.
I certainly didn't let Luann and Ramona down.
I have a plethora of people that have shown up.
I put that APB out.
I was like any available men,
women, stray dogs, bring 'em!
Bring 'em on!
Luann.
[laughing]
C'est trop! It's too much. They're like, oh my God.
They love it!
[overlapping talking]
He loves it. Yes!
We're getting laid tomorrow night.
That's the difference.
We both know we have
a hot date tomorrow night.
That's the difference.
I have three options when I get back home.
I'm seeing a guy, the 76 year old guy.
He's 76?
Yeah, but he has hair, and doesn't snore.
Then I have my sports guy.
I had to give him up because
he won't go on a [indistinct] with me.
And then I have this new guy.
He looks like a Viking with a short beard.
-Yes! -Okay.
All right. Are you as horny as I am?
I'm dickmatized. What can I say?
They're not having sex.
You and I know we got
a sure thing tomorrow night.
They don't have a sure thing
for the next month. That's terrible.
Well, they can use their hand.
Why do you use your hand? Everyone has a vibrator.
-I don't like vibrators. -What are you? Ass backwards?
-Yeah. I don't like vibrators. -Everyone uses the vibrator.
I don't like vibrators.
They're party favors these days.
Why do you use your hand? It's exhausting.
-It works for me. -Okay, good. Go.
-Go, girl, you do you. -I don't like the vibrator.
-I do me, you do you. -All right.
-Good. -But nobody else is doing that.
It's antiquated.
[upbeat disco pop]
I like the way you dance.
Sensual and in control.
Finally, a party. There's people here.
Maybe they're younger than we need, but you know what?
Good eye candy.
And let's face it,
age never curtailed Luann.
[laughing]
The bubbles have done something to me.
My dress is falling off a little bit,
the boots are on someone else.
Dorinda can't wait to see these on you. Oh la la.
And the great thing about a disco night like this?
It's gonna burn, baby, burn.
Oh, yeah.
I know!
They're cutie pies.
Watching Luanne go around a room is like watching pinball.
Every ding is a new guy.
So ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
And it's like she wins!
She always wins.
-We're dancing! -Yeah.
I love these ladies.
But, you know, is it completely
the trip I'd hoped it would be? Maybe not.
How is it that I had more in common with them
all those years ago?
***
[cheering]
I have never seen Dorinda Medley so frisky. Ever.
* This one's for you *
Oh, D's in the pool.
Oh la la. Oh la la, careful, darling.
Dorinda, careful, darling.
[cheering]
But, of course, I did dry hump her the first night,
so I'm the one that started her engines.
I'm like the fluffer.
Say hello to the ladies.
-This is Manu. -Hu, guys,
-You got good French. -This is fun.
-Turned out great. -I know.
Maybe February. Fevrier.
This says it all. This is who we are.
This is how we are.
We are leaving St Barths with a boom, with a bubble.
* I came to get down *
-[cheering] -* I came to get down *
***
[cheering]
I am having the best trip ever and I don't want to leave.
Fight with me, scream at me,
put me in water while I'm having orgasms.
I don't care. I am loving life.
* Dansez *
What a great party you did!
Okay, you did-- I'm telling you, I mean, I love what you did.
-Phenomenal! -You've invited
the most amazing people
because that's what makes the party.
Goodbye, we love you, Dorinda!
-Bye! -As I think they say,
when your troubles be few,
your blessings be many
and happiness forever.
I don't know.
-[indistinct] purple and blue? -Woo!
Oh, yeah, we saw all that.
***
* Boom boom *
* Pop it and lock it on me *
* Boom boom *
***
* Boom boom *
* Oh, you got that boom boom *
[laughing]
Yeah.
[laughing]
She was having a wellness moment.
Somebody had to get some.
Go, Lu! Go, Lu! Go, go, go.
How do these girls do it?
It's just not fair.
With who, though? Who was the guy?
Well, it's not Martin, is it?
[laughing]
I'm voting chef or surf instructor.
The guy with the white suit with the long shaggy hair.
Yes.
Was it the gigolo?
Do we have a gigolo here?
-You're the gigolo? -[laughing]
-Oh, there you go. -[laughing]
Who and what was she doing in her room?
I actually genuinely want to know now.
Who's the man?
I can't tell. I don't kiss and tell.
[tape rewinding]
[tape winding]
You're not supposed to be watching me right now, okay?
Sorry.
[frogs croaking]
[waves crashing]
[sensual music]
I had no idea that
I was gonna hook up with Manu at the end of the night.
[whistling]
Now that's what I call a happy ending.
Hello, darling.
[frogs croaking]