1 00:00:07,191 --> 00:00:10,302 {\an8}Previously on the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. 2 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,746 {\an8}Welcome to California! 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:13,947 These girls are legends. 4 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,173 This is going to be epic. 5 00:00:16,174 --> 00:00:17,551 We're going to do all these trips, 6 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,118 we're going to go to everybody's city. 7 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:20,486 So, it's like, seven girls. 8 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,749 They're starting in the OC and then heading into my town, 9 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,424 Beverly Hills. 10 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,493 If you are under-insured and don't have life insurance, 11 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,095 this is out, press hard three copies 12 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:30,596 and we'll get you insured. 13 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,031 Is Vicki going to kill us? 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,357 Oh, my God! 15 00:00:33,358 --> 00:00:35,067 This is amazing! 16 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,269 This is so cute. 17 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,037 The government came knocking on our door. 18 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,907 I pay my taxes on time, all the time, 19 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:41,507 no penalties, no interest, no nothing! 20 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:43,876 Vicki's actually being like, a quintessential mean girl. 21 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,411 I thought I was gonna be the mean girl. 22 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,979 I mean, I was like looking forward to it. 23 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,707 Cheers to the OGs! 24 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:51,317 15 years ago, 25 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:53,544 Slade ridiculed me 26 00:00:53,545 --> 00:00:55,021 and said I looked like Miss Piggy. 27 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:57,124 I got a new face because of him. 28 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,058 - He's a pig. - He's a pig. 29 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,451 [screaming] 30 00:01:00,452 --> 00:01:01,894 [gasping] 31 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,231 [squealing] 32 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,901 Take me back to Beverly Hills. 33 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,139 I'm really upset about Gizelle right now. 34 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,172 She's out of my life. 35 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,158 That's a pot stirrer, right there. 36 00:01:20,238 --> 00:01:23,417 [upbeat music] 37 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,619 {\an8}- Hi. - Hey, T. 38 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,087 {\an8}How are you? 39 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,689 Are you ready to go to Beverly Hills? 40 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,523 - Yes. - I am, too. 41 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,658 [kisses] 42 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,493 {\an8}- It feels good out here. - Yes. 43 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,696 Love that hair, it's gonna be good color for you. 44 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,697 {\an8}- Hey, Vicki. - Hi, sweetie. 45 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,567 - Hi, Vicki, good morning to you! 46 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,002 {\an8}Good morning, good morning. Good morning. 47 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,286 {\an8}Good morning! 48 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:18,238 {\an8}Alright, ready? 49 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,605 {\an8}You wanna wait 'til Kyle's here? 50 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,766 {\an8}She was with me, we just left the room together! 51 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,809 {\an8}You just left her, was she ready to go? 52 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,411 {\an8}She was right behind me. 53 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,581 {\an8}But then, you know, my mind, like a goldfish, 54 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,950 {\an8}I set out and start talking and I forgot that she was back. 55 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,485 {\an8}[laughing] 56 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,988 {\an8}- She wasn't behind you no more. - She wasn't even over here. 57 00:02:35,647 --> 00:02:37,857 {\an8}Hey, girl. [sniffling] 58 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,859 {\an8}I'm just having a moment. 59 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,652 Oh, baby girl. 60 00:02:41,653 --> 00:02:42,995 What happened? 61 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,831 Today's my 30-year anniversary. 62 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,893 It makes me sad, you know, 63 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:49,602 he sent me a text and it just set me off. 64 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:53,339 He said today's always such a hard day and... 65 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,840 [sniffling] 66 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,233 ...I love you, and... 67 00:02:56,234 --> 00:02:57,878 He said I don't know how we got here. 68 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,145 That's what he said. 69 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,114 I thought we were stronger than that, you know? 70 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,350 Y'know, I really had thought that. 71 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:09,021 My heart is breaking for Kyle, 72 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,390 because they've got everything that everybody's looking for 73 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:12,958 and 30 years of marriage, 74 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,487 {\an8}now all of a sudden, it's dissolving. 75 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,031 The thing that bothered me the most, honestly, 76 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,067 {\an8}was people saying that we gave them hope 77 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,927 {\an8}that true love existed. 78 00:03:22,928 --> 00:03:25,438 - Happy anniversary, my love. - I love you. 79 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,708 And now, that went out the window for them. 80 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,710 But I understand people thinking like that. 81 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,714 I still feel like, like... 82 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,049 Not ashamed, that's the wrong word. 83 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,843 - You should be. - I feel like... 84 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,778 You let your family down, you let your kids down, 85 00:03:40,779 --> 00:03:42,354 you're showing them that it's okay to bail out 86 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,615 when things get tough, it's not okay. 87 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:46,592 For me, it's like, you guys 88 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,728 were the epitome of staying together for forever. 89 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,766 Supposed to grow old together, supposed to... 90 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,968 Your life together, your grandkids, y'know? 91 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,529 Yeah. 92 00:04:00,132 --> 00:04:02,442 Anyway, I'm getting better. 93 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,536 No, you're not gonna get better. 94 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,848 That's what happened to Don and I. 95 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,915 I was out and about and... 96 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,450 You had to grow apart. 97 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:14,312 I wish somebody would have come up to me 98 00:04:14,412 --> 00:04:18,324 when I decided to divorce Don 16 years ago, 99 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:20,384 to say, "Stop." 100 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,561 {\an8}I feel sometimes during in our marriage, 101 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,664 we both had questioned each other's commitment 102 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,000 and I want you to know that from this day forward 103 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,492 I'd like to start new. 104 00:04:28,493 --> 00:04:31,271 {\an8}I hate divorce. God hates divorce. 105 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,306 I feel like I failed my marriage. 106 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,109 How did I get here again? 107 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,336 I was caught in this being on a reality show 108 00:04:39,337 --> 00:04:41,413 and traveling and nobody told me, 109 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,182 {\an8}like shape up Vicki, 110 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,552 {\an8}this TV life that you're living is temporary. 111 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,320 And 20 years from now when you're older, 112 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,447 it's gonna be 50 years. 113 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:51,590 40 years, and... 114 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,225 It's still gonna bother me then? 115 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,195 Of course it is. It still bothers me with Don. 116 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,896 But once we're divorced, 117 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,031 I would hope it doesn't bother me. 118 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,067 No, I've been divorced from Don since 2014. 119 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,904 And every time a birthday comes up or an anniversary, 120 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,963 I think, what happened? 121 00:05:05,964 --> 00:05:08,465 I mean, when I hear Vicki 122 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:12,579 say that the pain still lives within her, 123 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:13,813 it scares me. 124 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,182 I wanna be past this. 125 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:17,249 I don't want to be Aunt Vicki. 126 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,318 Hey girls, the sprinter van is here. 127 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,386 - Oh, it is? - Yes! 128 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,922 Let's go to Beverly Hills! Come on! 129 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,657 Oh, sh--, okay. 130 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,394 Kyle, you, okay? 131 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,364 - Aw, what's wrong? - You okay? 132 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:34,033 It's, um, no, today's my 30-year anniversary. 133 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,734 - And I just-- - Aw! 134 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:39,572 Regardless of where we're at, it's just sad, you know? 135 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,507 God, you're a bad bitch, I don't... 136 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,310 You done walk in it. Walk in your bad bitchness. 137 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:46,012 Kyle doesn't know all of us very well, 138 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,681 but like, we've all been through it. 139 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:54,520 {\an8}I'm gonna cry. 140 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,723 {\an8}So, we know the pain, 141 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:58,458 we know the other side of it, 142 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:02,161 and we're just gonna have to give her some extra love 143 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,696 to get her on the other side. 144 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,690 Well, anybody want a glass of something to drink. 145 00:06:06,691 --> 00:06:08,033 Kyle, you want-- 146 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,903 I need some non-alcoholic champagne, guys. 147 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,106 Here's your drink, girl! Let's go! 148 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,474 - Let's go! - Get in to it! 149 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,376 Ah! 150 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,512 - To Kyle, to 30 years. - To 30 years! 151 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,815 To whatever the future holds. 152 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,383 - That's right. - Cheers. 153 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,443 Oh, it doesn't have a bottom on yours. 154 00:06:26,444 --> 00:06:27,786 I know! 155 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,538 I have some things to talk about. 156 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:30,789 Okay. 157 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,025 Um, so this morning, I got a little visitor 158 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,451 called Lisa Barlow. 159 00:06:34,452 --> 00:06:35,729 {\an8}- Me! - Yeah! 160 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,721 {\an8}Last night when I was driving back with Vicki, 161 00:06:37,722 --> 00:06:39,965 {\an8}Vicki was upset. 162 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,201 {\an8}You have to talk to Gizelle about-- 163 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,702 She's getting nothing from me. 164 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:46,338 Now, guess what? She's invisible to me. 165 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:48,140 I don't want a spot with her now, 166 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,466 she's an arms length away. 167 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:51,011 I don't need her in my life. 168 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,313 When she's like, "I'm keeping Gizelle out," 169 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,814 I was like, and she's like, "I'm gonna put her in a box." 170 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:58,001 Um... 171 00:06:59,311 --> 00:07:02,213 Lisa did tell me that, um... 172 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,091 Uh, Vicki, I don't know what's going on, 173 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,927 you're on the phone and you're on your computer. 174 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,095 I have a lot of work to do in the next two hours. 175 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,331 So I don't have to do it when I get there. 176 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,768 Um, Lisa did tell me that after last night, 177 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,636 which was loud, but you know, fun, 178 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,005 you said you wanted to put me in a box. 179 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,399 Mm-hm. 180 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,876 It was like you were trying to 181 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,544 stir something up that wasn't there. 182 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,838 And so I go, "I'm going to put you over there for now, 183 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:29,214 because I don't understand why you did that." 184 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,382 I wasn't prepared right now, 185 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,318 'cause I'm literally in the middle 186 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,519 of quoting huge clients 187 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,955 so I'm not prepared to have this conflict. 188 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,457 It's not a conflict, this is just a conversation. 189 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,459 But it's conversation-conflict for me. 190 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:44,588 You went into a relationship that I've been at for 17 years 191 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,966 and put yourself in that place, 192 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,133 that was not your spot to do that. 193 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,969 I don't even know you. 194 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,337 But it doesn't matter, 195 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,205 this is about being accountable, owning your sh--. 196 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,141 Okay, you guys, I'm gonna stay working, you guys fight, 197 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,377 okay, I'm out, I'm seriously not-- 198 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,245 - No, you're not out. - No, no, no, no. 199 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,814 I have several things I could be doing right now, 200 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,650 but I'm not doing it, because I'm here, 201 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:07,811 I am present so close the computer. 202 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:09,239 Now. 203 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,054 This is about being accountable, owning your sh--. 204 00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:19,131 Okay, you guys, I'm gonna stay working, you guys fight. 205 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,166 - Okay, I'm out. - No, you're not out. 206 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,969 I don't know why Vicki thinks that we're gonna have like, 207 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,940 calm and like, zen moments in the sprinter van. 208 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,742 {\an8}- Look at me. - Yes. 209 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,000 {\an8}[bleep] you! 210 00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:32,144 {\an8}[bleep] you, bitch, are you kidding me? 211 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,971 {\an8}Who the [bleep] do you think you are? 212 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,981 {\an8}Tamra made us slower. Made us slower. 213 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,117 {\an8}But how much more do I have to bleed out for you 214 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,811 {\an8}before you stop----ing me with other people? 215 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,080 {\an8}You're recording us? I have had enough! 216 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:44,682 {\an8}How the key in them bitches? 217 00:08:44,783 --> 00:08:46,350 {\an8}- They're on a jet! - A jet? 218 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:49,020 {\an8}I don't know you, but I've heard you don't have a lot of friends. 219 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,430 {\an8}Because a lot of them are like you, 220 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,356 disrespectful and you're two hours late, 221 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,192 {\an8}that's why I don't have a lot of friends. 222 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,834 {\an8}Oh, my----ing God. 223 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,936 Girl, that mother----ing hot chili cheese Frito [bleep]. 224 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,030 I don't wanna scissor you! 225 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:00,697 {\an8}Can you please take me to McDonalds? 226 00:09:00,698 --> 00:09:04,209 So let's close the laptop case 227 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,477 and engage. 228 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,714 What you said to me on the yacht, 229 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,382 I don't even know why you would be upset 230 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,875 that I told her that. 231 00:09:11,876 --> 00:09:14,186 I don't want her to think that I'm talking bad about her to you 232 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,522 or you or you, 'cause I'm not. 233 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,490 But you did talk bad about her to Luann also. 234 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,393 Just that you said, you know, basically the same thing. 235 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,894 Yeah, the same thing I said to her! 236 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,195 Said that you were being really mean and-- 237 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,530 She can! And she'll admit it. 238 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,366 It's not talking bad about her, it's who she is. 239 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,801 Because I'm an honest person. 240 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,861 I don't appreciate Gizelle getting involved, 241 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,204 it's not her business. 242 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,573 I've had conversations like that 243 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,899 with Tamra in the past 244 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,644 and I will again in the future if it goes sideways. 245 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,879 {\an8}Stop letting him tell you what to think. 246 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,814 He doesn't tell me what to think! 247 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:42,907 {\an8}Ever! 248 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,683 {\an8}You're supposed to be my friend! 249 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,253 {\an8}My friend, my soulmate, my sister! 250 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,712 Then act that way! 251 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,915 {\an8}I said I don't think he's good for you. 252 00:09:51,015 --> 00:09:52,926 {\an8}How do you know what's good for me? 253 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,726 That's my opinion! 254 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,662 Gizelle did not need to come in. 255 00:09:56,663 --> 00:10:01,066 Nothing I said to Gizelle that I wouldn't say to Tamra's face. 256 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,234 And I have told her. 257 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,761 Tamra, Shannon and I are fine. 258 00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:06,171 And I shouldn't have said 259 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,773 anything to Gizelle, I shouldn't. 260 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,708 No, I don't think Gizelle's the problem, though. 261 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,902 I'm not the problem, if I'm in a box, 262 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,580 I want the box to be pink with a pink bow on top. 263 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,517 But I never said anything to either one of you, 264 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,284 all of you that I wouldn't say to Tamra. 265 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,454 She is mean sometimes, not all the time. 266 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,889 I can be mean too. 267 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,923 And there are times when you say that... 268 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,425 Vicki, after you're done with this, 269 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,128 you were mean to me yesterday. 270 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,498 I was? What'd I do? 271 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,857 I heard things that you were saying, 272 00:10:33,858 --> 00:10:36,294 like, you were saying that I changed the most. 273 00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:38,537 {\an8}I think Teresa changed the most. 274 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,796 {\an8}What? 275 00:10:39,797 --> 00:10:40,807 Oh. 276 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,374 - Teresa changed the most? - Don't you think? 277 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,576 - Um, okay. - Wow, look at that. 278 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,714 See, this is how I am, sometimes I have to process things. 279 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,716 Like it doesn't hit me at that moment. 280 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:54,086 {\an8}Was she really trying to like, insult me? 281 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,721 {\an8}But then, I'm like, oh, see? 282 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,991 {\an8}It was insulting. 283 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,492 She was being rude. 284 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,793 Beautiful, you're beautiful. It was a compliment. 285 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,964 I mean, I think I've aged, y'know, gracefully. 286 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:08,492 But that was never, ever relayed like, oh, you're uglier. 287 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,921 At one point, she yelled, "Pay your taxes!" 288 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,498 I wasn't referencing you actually, 289 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,300 I was referencing somebody else on my cast. 290 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,677 Oh, well... 291 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,979 But you were looking at her. 292 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,747 I don't even want to relive this. 293 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,641 Because I did already, it just happened 10 years ago. 294 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,085 Okay, this is a great clothing store. 295 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:30,522 It's all high-end Gucci, amazing Valentino... 296 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,291 Oh, my God. 297 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,326 I'm having a Ramona moment. 298 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,328 [laughing] 299 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,929 She is so rude. 300 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,598 Rude! 301 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,666 Really nice stuff there. 302 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,167 High-end. High-end. 303 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:45,429 So, anyway, I don't really wanna talk about like, y'know, 304 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:47,472 what happened 10 years ago either 305 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,642 because that's what, y'know, gives me anxiety. 306 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,878 My whole thing is like, 307 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,614 I don't like to keep getting reminded of that, 308 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,182 it's a cross that I have to carry, like, 309 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,043 I've been carrying for 10 years, 310 00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:00,877 it's been 10 years, like I don't... 311 00:12:00,878 --> 00:12:03,547 I want to take that cross off already. So thank you, Vicki. 312 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,682 Thanks for being a bitch. 313 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,392 Is that the only thing 314 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,461 that made you feel like Vicki was coming for you? 315 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,296 Wait, there was a, wait... 316 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,358 I didn't know about the overrated comment. 317 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,960 Oh, that was another thing. But you just apologized. 318 00:12:16,961 --> 00:12:19,229 That wasn't yesterday, that was 12 years ago! 319 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:22,475 Why? Why would she be the most overrated Housewife? 320 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,736 Okay, because Andy asked me a question. 321 00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:26,979 {\an8}My question is, who do you think 322 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,381 {\an8}is the most overrated Housewife of all... 323 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,351 {\an8}[laughter] 324 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,085 {\an8}Ooh. 325 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,746 I'm gonna say Teresa. 326 00:12:34,846 --> 00:12:36,355 [audience shouting] 327 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,558 At that time, you were getting Dancing with the Stars, 328 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,752 Apprentice, Traitors, and I was like, why? 329 00:12:41,753 --> 00:12:43,528 - That's a good thing, right? - It was incredible. 330 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,598 Maybe it came from jealousy. 331 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,768 Well, that's what I was just gonna say. 332 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,595 - There you go. Okay! - There you go. Bingo. 333 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:53,005 - That's great clarity. - Uh, yes, thank you. 334 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,600 Listen, I have to give my hat off to Vicki 335 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,176 because that's a real OG. 336 00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,770 She's not dragging out the drama, 337 00:12:59,771 --> 00:13:02,180 she's like, "Yeah, I said it, and I didn't mean it like that 338 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,249 and I did and did you take it and that's what it was." 339 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,585 You know, I think everybody has this idea that Teresa's 340 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,288 ready to flip a table on a dime. 341 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,855 She really is not like that. 342 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:12,357 I love that you said that. 343 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,418 She heard "I'm sorry" and she was like... 344 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,594 "Oh, okay." 345 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,562 "Okay, feed me and tell me I'm pretty." 346 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:18,563 Like, it was over. 347 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:19,532 See, that's honest and vulnerable. 348 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,566 - Yeah. - Yeah, I love that. 349 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,135 Me too. 350 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,870 {\an8}Coming up... 351 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,805 I'm telling you I'm defensive right now because you're 352 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,365 telling me I'm controlling and I'm not controlling! 353 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:30,375 I don't think you're controlling, 354 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,877 I know you're controlling. 355 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:34,314 {\an8}How about everybody lay off me for a minute and just have fun! 356 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,587 We're here, guys! 357 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,789 Alright, let's go! 358 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,575 [cheering] 359 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,994 We're here! 360 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:54,666 We're in Kyle's town! [chuckling] 361 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,835 - Yeah! - OC was the first. 362 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,304 Beverly Hills came in and was like, thanks guys, 363 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,073 let me show you how it's done. 364 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,743 {\an8}Okay, the party's started! 365 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,844 {\an8}That's the one franchise where I'm like, 366 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,013 oh, my gosh, I'm viscerally stimulated. 367 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,840 They're all gorgeous. 368 00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:10,916 {\an8}Goodbye, Kyle. 369 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,718 {\an8}I swear to you, I'm done with it! 370 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,586 Goodbye, Kyle! 371 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,089 I love Camille, I think she's from Jersey. 372 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,423 {\an8}My name's Camille Grammer, 373 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,943 {\an8}I'm a dancer and I have been my whole life. 374 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,097 {\an8}Were people doing coke in your bathroom? 375 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,697 {\an8}Oh, come on! 376 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,433 {\an8}Tom's house was broken into and he confronted the burglar 377 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,068 {\an8}and then had to go have eye surgery 378 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,762 and then my son had to go over-- 379 00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,038 Recently? 380 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,241 And then my son rolled his car five times on the way home, 381 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,541 yeah, I'm under a lot of stress. 382 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,442 Wait, what? 383 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,878 I think it was season one, 384 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,479 {\an8}Kyle and Kim were in a limo. 385 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,147 {\an8}You stole my goddamn house! 386 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,616 {\an8}You better----ing take that back right now. 387 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,951 You better stop right now! 388 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,552 [bleep]. Stop it. 389 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,722 I was all in after that. 390 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,495 - We're here, guys! - Yay! 391 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,195 - Beverly Hills! - Woo! 392 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,097 We made it, we made it, we made it! 393 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,433 - Welcome to Beverly Hilton! - Thank you. 394 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,769 Thank you for being here. 395 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,537 I have spent a lot of time in this hotel over the years. 396 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,506 - Also because of Kathy. - I can imagine. 397 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,075 Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in here. 398 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:14,079 We're in this iconic hotel in iconic Beverly Hills. 399 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,782 Kyle's sister's hotel, 400 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,717 {\an8}the amazing Kathy Hilton, I'm obsessed with you. 401 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,477 {\an8}It's hard for me to sit there 402 00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:21,912 {\an8}and pretend like everything's great. 403 00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:24,481 {\an8}And hunky-dory. When it's not. 404 00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,092 Who is Hunky Dory? 405 00:15:28,152 --> 00:15:30,096 Who is Hunky Dory? 406 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,558 Is that a nickname for someone? 407 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,703 Welcome to Beverly Hills, girls. 408 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,932 - Oh, my gosh! - This is where the party is! 409 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,242 I haven't stayed here in like, 15 years. 410 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,170 What did she say, the Oscars are here? 411 00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,779 Yes. 412 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,081 I thought we could all be at the hotel for the first night, 413 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,050 because, well, it's less work for me. 414 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,186 I mean, I'm totally vibing Marilyn right now. 415 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,937 I fully expect you to have a cig right here. 416 00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:57,689 Darling! 417 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,091 And I don't know if I want all of this energy in my house yet. 418 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:03,278 I feel bad for Kyle, we gotta make her have fun tonight. 419 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:05,463 I know, we are going to make her have fun. 420 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,532 Oh! So cozy! 421 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:11,286 Oh, okay, I do, I sleep with a pillow between my legs. 422 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:12,604 Look what I do! 423 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,773 I sleep with a housewife between my legs! 424 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,775 [laughing] 425 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,536 Kyle, you know, hanging on by a thread with the marriage. 426 00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:21,214 I hope she's gonna hang on. 427 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,914 Oh, my God! 428 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,276 - Okay. - This is bomb! 429 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,494 {\an8}Hey, Boo-Boo. 430 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,488 We're just having a pajama party. 431 00:16:38,489 --> 00:16:43,159 {\an8}It's a PJ party, Hollywood gowns, glitz and giggles. 432 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,469 {\an8}PJs. 433 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,573 {\an8}The truth is, um, today's been just a little bit 434 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,175 {\an8}of an odd day for me. 435 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,646 [laughing sarcastically] 30 years strong. Thanks. 436 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,908 I was thinking tonight would be a good night to stay in 437 00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:00,520 and relax and really get to know each other. 438 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,579 I know, I love a big event, 439 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,122 I just sometimes just want my girls. 440 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,349 I love small parties for us 441 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,628 because we can really let our hair down. 442 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,096 {\an8}Fire! 443 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,064 {\an8}[screaming] 444 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,659 {\an8}No! [screaming] 445 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,303 {\an8}Cheers to the girls weekend! 446 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,938 {\an8}Cheers, bitch! 447 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,840 {\an8}[screaming] 448 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,875 {\an8}[cheering] 449 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,778 {\an8}Sonja, put the dog down. 450 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,513 {\an8}[screaming] 451 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,449 {\an8}[laughing] 452 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,635 [champagne cork pops] 453 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,222 Hey! I did it. 454 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,391 That was exciting. 455 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,565 {\an8}Oh, my screen looks dirty. 456 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:48,625 Kleenex. 457 00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:51,461 Is this where the pajama party is? 458 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:54,006 - Hello! - Hello, oh, we're twinning! 459 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,299 Of course we are. 460 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,576 - Yes! - Good to see you. 461 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,636 - Oh, you look so pretty. - Thank you, so do you. 462 00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:00,846 Knockedy-knockedy. 463 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,314 Hi! 464 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,308 - Hi, oh, and she's in pink. - Look at you! 465 00:18:05,309 --> 00:18:07,319 You look gorgeous. 466 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,486 That's beautiful. 467 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,323 [phone ringing] 468 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,258 What is wrong with this? 469 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,428 {\an8}[laughing] 470 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,822 {\an8}Hi, baby, how are you? 471 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,664 {\an8}Hi, handsome. 472 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,267 {\an8}Do you like it? 473 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,688 Well, it's Hollywood glam night. 474 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,408 You're such a dude. 475 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,403 {\an8}[laughing] 476 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,413 It smells so good, what candle is that? 477 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,917 I'm ready to party! 478 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,885 [cheering] 479 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,420 Drinking! 480 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,281 Oh, she leads with Coco and Chanel! 481 00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:46,359 Yes! 482 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,593 It's a total lead with Coco and Chanel. 483 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,128 [laughing] 484 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,113 - You want to pop more Chanel? - Yeah! 485 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:53,932 If I had to name my boobs, 486 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,526 I think Louis would have to name my boobs, yeah. 487 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,203 'Cause he's always in there. 488 00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,672 No. Complaints. 489 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,639 Well, they used to be double Ds. 490 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,476 And now they're Cs, so I dunno? 491 00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:05,877 Little cutie pies? 492 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,205 - If you name yours... - Um, John Barlow's. 493 00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:10,782 John Barlow's, shut up! 494 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,308 That's the difference between 495 00:19:12,309 --> 00:19:13,586 an East Coast girl and a West Coast girl. 496 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,988 On the East Coast, you wear barely there make-up, 497 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,456 all cute and bony, you move to the West Coast 498 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,826 and you go home with full glam and a boob job. 499 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,079 No, that's cute. That's giving cute. 500 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,558 {\an8}Isn't that true? 501 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:31,169 And I have my little Tiffany box over there. 502 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,005 Michael is a German from Munich 503 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,741 that I met out in the Hamptons. 504 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,842 We have found balance 505 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,144 because I travel a lot 506 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,172 and he's working a lot so the balance is this. 507 00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:44,266 We see each other when we see each other. 508 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,603 Of course not. 509 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,723 Oh, no, I can't do that. 510 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,223 [laughing] 511 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,492 Not right now, 'cause there's a lot of cameras in front of me. 512 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,862 And to many guys standing around, look. 513 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,433 - Hello! - Hi, how are you? 514 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,634 [kisses] 515 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,502 You wear this around the house, girl? 516 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,706 No. I wore it for you, ladies. 517 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,007 Guys, um, the food is here. 518 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,101 This is a hungry heffer trip, 519 00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:14,879 I'm talking about, I've been eating non-stop. 520 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,372 Like, we could just put it out. 521 00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,249 Ms. Beverly Hills, we do not lay our food 522 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,375 upon the table ourselves. 523 00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:20,852 I could do it. 524 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,420 - Okay! - Geez. 525 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,123 Who ordered, this looks like shawarma or something. 526 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,957 - Okay. - What's a shawarma? 527 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,292 Hello! 528 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,326 Oh, wow! 529 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,996 I really got into the 1920s. 530 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,997 - I know. - Mmm. How you doin'? 531 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,000 I think I might want a glass of wine. 532 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,127 Oh, is that kebob? Can we pass the kebob? 533 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:39,472 If you want this bread, you could eat with your hand. 534 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,631 Too many carbs. Too many carbs. 535 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,776 [laughing] What is that? 536 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,995 Is that your leftover that was in your mouth? 537 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,580 I was eating that. 538 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,281 Well, why did you put it on my plate? 539 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,316 Oh. 540 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,350 [gags] 541 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,243 Really? 542 00:20:53,244 --> 00:20:54,978 Sharing is caring, Vicki. 543 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,689 - Well, I put it in my mouth-- - Control freak. 544 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,256 I mean, come on. 545 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,291 I am controlling what I put it in my body, 546 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,594 that is not going back in my body. 547 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,927 Well, it's a piece of kebob. 548 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,429 I just had half of it. 549 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,965 Why did you put it on my plate? 550 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,733 Because I don't have one, how's that? 551 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,034 [laughing] 552 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,537 - I don't have cooties. - Wait, what, who's got cooties? 553 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,539 [squeals] 554 00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:15,173 You are something else. 555 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:19,577 Luann claims to be so proper and you know, countess. 556 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,579 [laughing] 557 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,082 And when she ate the kebob, the meat, 558 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,950 and put it on my plate, what she didn't want, 559 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,786 I thought I was gonna throw up. 560 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,588 Luann, girl. 561 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,525 Do you have a strong gag reflex? 562 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,194 Absolutely, 100%. 563 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,496 It's time for Will! Vicki! Gag? 564 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,799 {\an8}[gags] [retches] 565 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,334 She's gonna throw up! 566 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,194 [gags] [laughter] 567 00:21:44,195 --> 00:21:45,537 [gagging] 568 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,005 Everyone get out! 569 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,406 [gagging] [screaming] 570 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,875 Vicki, you don't suck penis? 571 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,412 What are you talking about? She's talking about food! 572 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,580 No, I never said I didn't, I did! 573 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,715 - You need to loosen up. - I'm good. I'm perfect. 574 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:58,709 Are you? 575 00:21:58,809 --> 00:22:00,385 Luann, you did make a strong suggestion 576 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:04,824 in the sprinter that Vicki get some penis. 577 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,624 - Quick. - What? 578 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,160 {\an8}Vicki get some dick. 579 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,428 {\an8}She doesn't let her hair down half of the time. 580 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,248 {\an8}- Yeah. - Right? 581 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,133 {\an8}Have sex, possibly. 582 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,635 I'm in a relationship, committed relationship. 583 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:18,937 What does that mean? 584 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,738 - Give some penis? - No. 585 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,740 Get some penis. 586 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:24,609 Well, even though you have a man, 587 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:27,645 are your orgasms that good? 588 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,148 [laughing] 589 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,251 I don't think I have to talk to you about that. 590 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,786 No, we're in a pajama party with girls, 591 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,580 so if you can't talk to girls about orgasms... 592 00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:39,424 Why are you not talking about with yourself? 593 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,626 Oh, I will tell you, I have the best orgasms. 594 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:44,262 - I have no problem with that. - Me too. Amen to that. 595 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,899 Listen, in the sprinter van, you're on the computer... 596 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,399 Yes, always. Uh-huh. 597 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,201 Right. And you have to work, work, work. 598 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,669 Take that time to be efficient. 599 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:54,939 I bet if one of us had filled out that damned clipboard, 600 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,641 she'd talk to us. 601 00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,509 If one of us would have signed up, 602 00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:59,844 she would have turned over and said, 603 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:02,014 "So, what's your date of birth?" 604 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,817 Let's see what happens. I filled out the form. 605 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,210 I don't think about 22 hours-- [laughing] 606 00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:08,721 She said no she didn't! 607 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,724 Vicki! So you are alive! 608 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:14,292 You just waiting for us to die to insure us! 609 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,527 Email it to my office, I'll take care of it tomorrow. 610 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,121 [laughing] 611 00:23:18,122 --> 00:23:20,165 I think for Vicki, this is her love language. 612 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,433 Clients. 613 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:24,627 Here we are in a very iconic place, 614 00:23:24,628 --> 00:23:26,304 it's like, let your hair down, girl. 615 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:27,705 Good! 616 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,491 [laughing] 617 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:31,744 Good! 618 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,144 Good! Oh! 619 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,479 Okay. 620 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,140 Oh my gosh, I'm crying laughing. 621 00:23:37,141 --> 00:23:39,284 You're not that convincing. 622 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:41,644 You're kind of cutting me down, I don't like that. 623 00:23:41,645 --> 00:23:43,455 - I'm not cutting you down. - I'm defensive right now. 624 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,622 Don't be defensive. 625 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:45,858 I'm telling you I'm defensive right now, 626 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,592 because you're telling me I'm controlling 627 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,060 and I'm not controlling. 628 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,486 I don't think you're controlling I know you're controlling. 629 00:23:50,487 --> 00:23:52,263 - You don't know me. - Maybe I know you better 630 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,265 - than you know yourself. - No, I know me. 631 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,469 But Luann, what makes you think you know her better than-- 632 00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,104 It's been 24 hours! 633 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,899 How about you lay off me for a minute and just have fun? 634 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,100 {\an8}Coming up... 635 00:24:04,101 --> 00:24:06,444 I saw Mauricio, I immediately text you. 636 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,979 You know what I mean. 637 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,931 Then you said you would've laid horizontal with him. 638 00:24:09,932 --> 00:24:10,782 What? 639 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,618 Wait, what? 640 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,925 {\an8}But Luann, what makes you think you know her better than-- 641 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:22,461 It's been 24 hours! 642 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,463 Vicki's so bothered by Luann. 643 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,799 Frankly, it's hilarious. 644 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,767 How about you lay off me for a minute and just have fun? 645 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:32,036 She has a lot of angry growls. 646 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,639 I wonder if she does that in bed. 647 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:37,208 She already knows Vicki better than Vicki knows herself. 648 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,935 That's a miracle. 649 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,537 Oh, I am like a scanner. 650 00:24:41,138 --> 00:24:43,649 You're putting yourself on this pedestal. 651 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,117 I'm not putting myself on a----ing pedestal. 652 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:49,612 Listen, honestly, you are actually polar opposites 653 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,089 how you live your lives. 654 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,116 So that's why it must be... 655 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,394 She must think, "Oh, my gosh! You're reckless and she's--" 656 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,330 Ooh, not reckless! Not reckless, that was a read! 657 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:01,767 My suggestion, relax where you are. 658 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,159 Don't tell me what to do. 659 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,004 Oh, my God, I mean, I just thought, there's no point 660 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,006 in giving these women any advice. 661 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:10,408 This is only day two, I would like to remind everybody. 662 00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:11,977 Day two! 663 00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:14,612 [groans] 664 00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:17,081 - Porsha, you knocked over... - That booty. 665 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:19,284 Now it's a party! 666 00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:20,843 Opa! 667 00:25:20,844 --> 00:25:23,321 Well, it's synthetic, it'll dry quickly. 668 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:24,690 Luann! [laughing] 669 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:28,527 Okay, ladies, just shake ya rump! 670 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:32,363 Okay, so Porsha, can I tell you, 671 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,365 I cannot do like a strip tease? 672 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,601 Like, if I... I can't do it without bustin' out laughing. 673 00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:37,636 What? 674 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:39,495 Like, if I'm trying to like, be sexy with somebody 675 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,706 and I'm trying to like strip tease and take my clothes off... 676 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:42,841 It's just movement, that's all. 677 00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:44,109 Show us, show us. 678 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,711 Just do like you said, whiff... 679 00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:47,046 - Check he's here. - Yes. 680 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,514 - Whiff, you whiff. - Yes. Whiff. 681 00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:49,873 What is whiffing? 682 00:25:49,973 --> 00:25:51,349 I don't wanna know. 683 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,284 - And then leg back down... - Okay. 684 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,877 ...and then another whiff. 685 00:25:54,878 --> 00:25:55,788 Oh. 686 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,547 - And that's the second move. - Okay. 687 00:25:57,548 --> 00:25:58,714 Is this a thing? 688 00:25:58,715 --> 00:26:00,124 Like, I never heard this. 689 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,895 Just... y'know... 690 00:26:03,987 --> 00:26:06,465 {\an8}[laughter] 691 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,400 {\an8}I have no guarantees yet. 692 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,669 - I got the leg... - The whiff it! 693 00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:12,303 Whiff, whiff! 694 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,230 Whoa! 695 00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:15,064 [laughing] 696 00:26:15,065 --> 00:26:16,642 Uh-oh, uh-oh! 697 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,476 [screaming] 698 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:21,312 Okay, that's it, oh and it moves! Oh, my God! 699 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,907 Kyle secretly is a Black girl in a white girl body. 700 00:26:24,908 --> 00:26:26,717 - Woo! - Yeah, girl! 701 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,553 [cheering] 702 00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:29,888 That's pretty good. 703 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,322 Namaste! 704 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,890 It moves, guys. 705 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,218 It. Moves! 706 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,586 - So, Lisa... - Lisa! 707 00:26:36,587 --> 00:26:38,321 What-what you be doin'? 708 00:26:38,322 --> 00:26:40,090 My splits only go this way. 709 00:26:40,190 --> 00:26:42,333 [cheering] 710 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,594 Okay! 711 00:26:43,694 --> 00:26:45,369 [laughing] 712 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,338 That is an unorthodox split. 713 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,606 Okay? 714 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,709 Okay, Teresa, we gotta see something. 715 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,410 Woo! 716 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,070 [laughing] Oh, wow! 717 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,913 [screaming] 718 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,442 Yes, Countess Queen! 719 00:26:58,542 --> 00:26:59,918 [cheering] 720 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,203 Okay! 721 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,224 Whiff! Whiff! Whiff! 722 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,592 Whiff! Whiff! 723 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:09,460 [laughing] 724 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,028 Okay, it's Vicki's turn! 725 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:12,797 Come on, Vicki! 726 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,932 Come on, you guys, we gotta talk dirty to Vicki. 727 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,934 We want to buy a life insurance policy! 728 00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:18,462 [laughing] 729 00:27:18,562 --> 00:27:20,204 We're ready to die! 730 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,106 I'm ready to die! 731 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,407 Insure me! 732 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:26,245 You guys are all so beautiful, I would not look that-- 733 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,579 You're gorgeous, we're not slayed, bitch, come on. 734 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,216 We are all gonna fill out that form! 735 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,643 We're all gonna file that form! 736 00:27:33,644 --> 00:27:35,953 We're all pre-approved! 737 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,113 Insure us! 738 00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:39,457 You're gonna get six paperwork! 739 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,950 [laughing] 740 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,327 No pre-nups! 741 00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:43,987 We are gonna respect Vicki. 742 00:27:44,087 --> 00:27:46,063 [laughing] 743 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:48,491 - You're smart, our dance. - Yes! 744 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:49,800 How can you even do that? 745 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,827 Wait, I wanna know, were you always like this? 746 00:27:51,828 --> 00:27:53,504 - What? - Like, fun? 747 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,640 - Yes! - Like, just like, free? 748 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,141 [laughing] 749 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,678 You know, I had so much fun tonight. 750 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:03,849 I haven't laughed this... 751 00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:10,522 hard in a long time. 752 00:28:12,349 --> 00:28:14,526 And it just feels good. 753 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:24,135 I feel like every time I'm with my cast 754 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,837 and you think you're gonna laugh, 755 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,330 somebody----ing wrecks it 756 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,667 and it's usually at my expense. 757 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:32,343 {\an8}Jen. 758 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:34,212 Guys, somebody's shoes are floating out there. 759 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,540 Oh, my God! I hope they're not my St. Laurent ones. 760 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,717 {\an8}Guess what, I am----ing richer than all of you, 761 00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:40,017 {\an8}and I don't need to - ing be here. 762 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:42,186 {\an8}Shut the [bleep] up and listen to me. 763 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:44,847 {\an8}[bleep] and get that----ing wig off your head. 764 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,048 Oh, my God. 765 00:28:46,049 --> 00:28:49,385 Having a great time together and laughing 766 00:28:49,386 --> 00:28:51,829 and like, this is why you have girlfriends. 767 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,556 Before I even became a Housewife, 768 00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:56,534 I don't know if I told you, but I was actually a housewife. 769 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:59,571 I had businesses prior to getting married 770 00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:02,565 but I sold them, wanting to be what he wanted. 771 00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,809 {\an8}Oh, wow, Porsha. 772 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:06,644 Kordell loves to dress me, 773 00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,746 I'm his Barbie doll, um... 774 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,215 He's very particular about what I wear. 775 00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:12,517 Okay, that's what I asked you, 776 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:15,745 {\an8}was it a strip club and I don't want to go to a strip club. 777 00:29:15,746 --> 00:29:16,721 Why? 778 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:18,389 Kordell would not be okay with that. 779 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,583 And I watched you guys on TV. 780 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:21,892 Aw! 781 00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:23,728 You can have it all, I can be both-- 782 00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:25,563 You, you and then you came along 783 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,432 and, you know what I mean, not you, you were... 784 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,925 I was late. I was late to the party. 785 00:29:29,926 --> 00:29:32,269 But I watch the [bleep] out of you now. 786 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,406 But I just want to say, this is like, 787 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,275 it's a real moment. 788 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,910 I am grateful to be with y'all. 789 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:41,912 I'm a fan of y'all. 790 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:44,081 Even though I'm so amazing... 791 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:45,349 [laughing] 792 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,351 I am humbled to be here with y'all. 793 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,786 I love all y'all. 794 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:49,755 {\an8}Coming up... 795 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:51,589 She did a shrine for Slade 796 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,458 who told Vicki that she looked like Porky Pig. 797 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,761 Miss Piggy. 798 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:57,296 Porky. 799 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,594 {\an8}[upbeat music] 800 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,646 {\an8}I need my outfit for today. 801 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:19,109 {\an8}[phone rings] 802 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:22,953 {\an8}Mom, I've only been gone three days. 803 00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:23,988 {\an8}[laughing] 804 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,382 {\an8}I thought I was gone for a week or two. 805 00:30:26,383 --> 00:30:29,027 {\an8}Oh, my God, I ain't gonna be able to make it! 806 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:31,163 [laughing] 807 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,392 {\an8}Good morning. 808 00:30:36,393 --> 00:30:39,161 Um, okay, you look like a monster. 809 00:30:39,162 --> 00:30:40,471 [horror music] 810 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:41,972 - I know. - I know. 811 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:44,066 {\an8}What are you doing? 812 00:30:44,067 --> 00:30:47,411 {\an8}I am finishing up little details in my house. 813 00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:50,815 What are you wearing for your ugly leather pants party? 814 00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:52,450 I'm wearing couture. 815 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,585 Today we are going to Sutton's house 816 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,822 for a ugly leather pants luncheon, of course. 817 00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,776 {\an8}You're upset because you're jealous. 818 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:02,827 {\an8}Period. 819 00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:07,031 Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? 820 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,183 Sutton, come here for a second. 821 00:31:09,184 --> 00:31:10,835 Sutton, Sutton! 822 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,261 And if we're going to have fun 823 00:31:12,262 --> 00:31:14,930 and acknowledge some of these iconic moments 824 00:31:14,931 --> 00:31:17,666 on these different franchises, we had to include that. 825 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,544 I can't wait to see you. 826 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,078 I can't wait to see you too. 827 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,881 - Bye. - Love you, bye. 828 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:26,118 {\an8}This is your ugly leather pants? They're gorgeous. 829 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,719 {\an8}Well, I just feel like, no, there's no such thing 830 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,121 {\an8}as ugly leather pants. 831 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,822 {\an8}There's some ugly ones out there. 832 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,225 {\an8}But like, I love leather pants, I'm a leather pant girl. 833 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,228 {\an8}Me too. [laughing] 834 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:41,799 {\an8}- So, what's the... - Amazing. 835 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,801 {\an8}Uh-oh! 836 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:45,403 {\an8}- Oh! - Ah! 837 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,571 {\an8}Doing a flashback! Are you kidding me? 838 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,340 {\an8}Are you still jealous? 839 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,643 {\an8}I'm not jealous at all! [laughing] 840 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,577 {\an8}- You still look cute! - Hi! 841 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,045 {\an8}I was thinking about it, 842 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,239 it's been five and a half years since I've put this on. 843 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,016 Are you kidding? 844 00:31:58,116 --> 00:31:59,216 I put it on this morning, 845 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,384 and I'm like, it's kind of ugly. 846 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:02,212 [laughing] 847 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:09,928 - Hi, ladies. - Hi! 848 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:11,830 - How are you? - Good! How are you? 849 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,197 - Good. Good to see you. - Hi! 850 00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:15,090 - Welcome, hi, how are you? - Hi! 851 00:32:15,091 --> 00:32:17,768 Hi! Oh, my gosh! 852 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,403 Hi, Sutton! 853 00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,906 Hi! Oh, my gosh, hi, gorgeous! 854 00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:24,241 - Hello! - You look so cute! 855 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:26,043 [laughter] 856 00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:28,647 It's weird to think that we're at a luncheon at Sutton's 857 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,339 and I feel like I can exhale. 858 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:32,750 {\an8}You have a habit of losing your sh-- 859 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,451 {\an8}in ridiculous circumstances too. 860 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,887 - Name 'em. - That-- 861 00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:39,014 - Name 'em. - What you did was ridiculous. 862 00:32:39,015 --> 00:32:40,959 - Name 'em. - Well, be quiet so-- 863 00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:42,893 - Name 'em. - Let me talk, Jesus! 864 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:44,396 Name 'em! 865 00:32:45,096 --> 00:32:47,456 Oh, my God! I love seeing everybody 866 00:32:47,457 --> 00:32:48,791 in these leather pants, it's hilarious. 867 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:49,767 Good to see you. 868 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,527 - You look gorgeous. - You look great! 869 00:32:51,528 --> 00:32:55,573 I think we're all here because we watch you. 870 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:58,226 I didn't know Sutton prior to this. 871 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,345 {\an8}But for her honoring me, 872 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:05,040 it was really special and I really appreciated it 873 00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:06,218 because it's true, 874 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,919 if we bombed out season one, two, 875 00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:10,614 there would have been no other franchises. 876 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,060 {\an8}Oh. No. 877 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,127 Ladies, I'm going to invite you in for lunch now. 878 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:19,296 Oh, we're going in for lunch. 879 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,098 I love that we're doing this. 880 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,434 Yeah, let's go in. 881 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:23,901 This is lovely! 882 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:27,771 This is like, quintessential Beverly Hills, I love it. 883 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:30,374 Oh, you did do place cards! 884 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,843 Luann is moving. 885 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:34,236 I have to move my place card 886 00:33:34,237 --> 00:33:36,113 because I'm sitting next to Vicki. 887 00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:38,266 I just need a little break. 888 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,387 You did? 889 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:44,188 And I wanted to sit next to Sutton. 890 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,224 I love that you're like, mmm... 891 00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:47,859 [giggling] 892 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,495 I love the stash. 893 00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:53,197 Thank you. 894 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,332 Is this... What is... What kind of fish is this? 895 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,701 - Roasted sea bass. - Sea bass, okay. 896 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,169 - Chic, c'est le vie. - It is. 897 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:02,840 Sutton is a very high-class bougie bitch. 898 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:04,341 And I'm here for it. 899 00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:06,311 I think Beverly Hills understands an experience 900 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,878 and I do too. 901 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,280 Goddammit, if I sit down 902 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,048 and your eight people don't come serve me, 903 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,349 I'm leaving. 904 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:13,784 I don't know about you, but in Orange County, 905 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:16,111 we just deliver our own lunch to our guests, like... 906 00:34:16,112 --> 00:34:17,388 We don't have wait service. 907 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,791 So ladies, okay, so you started in Orange County. 908 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:23,595 - What was the highlight? - The boat. Yeah, the boat. 909 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,629 So there was cardboard cutouts 910 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,164 of all of us on our first season. 911 00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,433 - Life-sized. - What happened after the yacht? 912 00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:30,902 {\an8}We went to Quiet Storm. 913 00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,138 I had on an afro, like... 914 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,907 That's a better name for the place, Quiet Storm. 915 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:38,475 We were reliving what happened 20 years ago, 916 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,645 we were at the Quiet Woman, we played Bunko, 917 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,080 I got mad at Gretchen... 918 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,781 She did a shrine for Slade. 919 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:47,710 And told Vicki she looked like Porky Pig. 920 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,320 Miss Piggy! 921 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:50,488 Porky! 922 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,222 Miss Piggy! 923 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:53,958 Making it worse than it already was. 924 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:56,795 We all do look like some kind of animal. 925 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,563 I was a Muppet, I wasn't a real pig, 926 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,398 I was a Muppet doll. 927 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:02,200 [laughing] 928 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:04,168 So, Luann broke the frame, 929 00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:05,728 we had Shannon-Tamra drama 930 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,371 and we go, we're gonna leave that in OC. 931 00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:08,898 Then Shannon stole her man. 932 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:10,899 Oh! 933 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,510 - Shannon stole her man. - She didn't steal my man. 934 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,779 At the Love Hotel premiere party, 935 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,549 Shannon was canoodling 936 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:21,852 with the man that was interested the entire time in me. 937 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,954 He was my man. I was staying at his house. 938 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,023 {\an8}Well, I have a question! 939 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:29,393 {\an8}Gizelle, you did Love Hotel with Shannon. 940 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,496 - We did. - How was that? 941 00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:34,065 She did end up kissing my man. 942 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,467 But that's a whole 'nother story. 943 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:37,401 You need to stop about that! 944 00:35:37,402 --> 00:35:38,736 Are you in a position where she... 945 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,863 You feel she needed to call you and say, "by the way..." 946 00:35:40,864 --> 00:35:42,506 - Yes. - Like, give you a heads up. 947 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:44,641 I saw Mauricio, I immediately text you. 948 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,909 You know what I mean? 949 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:48,245 And then you said you would have laid horizontal with him. 950 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:49,748 - What? - What?! 951 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,807 I just found that out last night. 952 00:35:51,808 --> 00:35:53,151 - Wait, what? - No. 953 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:54,918 I didn't know that until last night. 954 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:56,879 She said, if it wasn't for Kyle, she would have slept with 955 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,689 Mauricio by now and lay horizontal with him. 956 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,792 {\an8}- Good to see you. - How are you? Nice to see you. 957 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,260 {\an8}So do you. 958 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:06,730 Mauricio is married to Kyle Richards 959 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,966 who is a Beverly Hills Housewife. 960 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:12,269 Mauricio would definitely be somebody 961 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:15,339 that I spend some quality time with. 962 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,925 Horizontal. 963 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,944 Wait, I don't... Can you guys explain horizontal? 964 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:24,148 Okay, so... But... Kyle... 965 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,149 [laughing] 966 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,584 But, but, but, but, but, yeah. 967 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,587 Wait, vertical's up and down. Horizontal is like this. 968 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,857 I am stuck. [laughing] 969 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,159 So 69ing? 970 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,752 Gizelle, you're in the hot seat. 971 00:36:36,753 --> 00:36:38,695 - I am. - You are in the hot seat. 972 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:40,365 I'm glad I have all red. 973 00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:47,172 {\an8}So, Porsha and I did chat with him... 974 00:36:47,272 --> 00:36:48,773 - Don't bring me into this! - No, I'm not! 975 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,674 We had joked about Mauricio in the past 976 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:52,443 and I was rehashing that joke 977 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,445 that you and I have discussed in the past. 978 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:56,965 I didn't know that you said that. 979 00:36:57,615 --> 00:36:58,950 Kyle. 980 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,351 Your husband is very attractive, okay? 981 00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,021 I'm sure I'm not the only one that wanna get horizontal. 982 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,382 {\an8}Yeah, right now, I'm just gonna walk you around, 983 00:37:06,483 --> 00:37:08,884 {\an8}looking for a watering hole. 984 00:37:08,885 --> 00:37:11,019 Okay, Mauricio, we're gonna let you go, 985 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,554 'cause these ladies right here, are a hot mess. 986 00:37:12,555 --> 00:37:15,390 Gizelle, I do not appreciate that. 987 00:37:15,391 --> 00:37:18,727 But not anymore! 988 00:37:18,728 --> 00:37:20,171 - Well-- - I would never. 989 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,372 I apologize for the joke. 990 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:23,465 Thank you. 991 00:37:23,466 --> 00:37:24,808 - Thank you. - I accept. 992 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:27,904 I don't know Gizelle well yet, do I think she feels bad 993 00:37:28,004 --> 00:37:29,581 about what she said about Mauricio? 994 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:30,740 Probably. 995 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,818 Do I think she would maybe act on that anyway? 996 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,386 Maybe! 997 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:37,580 [laughing] 998 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,490 So, we have dessert. 999 00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:41,917 I love when they come in, you can just feel the wind. 1000 00:37:41,918 --> 00:37:44,052 - Hoo! - Oh, my God! 1001 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,763 [squealing] 1002 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,766 - This is so cute! - This is hilarious! 1003 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:50,834 I have a feeling I know what this is about. 1004 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,069 Let the mouse go. 1005 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,737 [laughing] 1006 00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:56,431 {\an8}You've had your fun, let the mouse go. 1007 00:37:56,432 --> 00:37:58,243 {\an8}- Really? - Seriously. 1008 00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:00,669 - Honestly? - Let the mouse go. 1009 00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:02,412 Is there anything you said-- 1010 00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:04,273 You had your fun, let it go. 1011 00:38:04,274 --> 00:38:05,383 Oh, what's this? 1012 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,550 What's this? A game? 1013 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:09,787 We're going to play a little game 1014 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,189 called Let The Mouse Go. 1015 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,958 Our mouse hid his $25,000 sunglasses. 1016 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,593 Oh, my God. 1017 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:18,463 {\an8}Look at those beautiful glasses. 1018 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:20,255 {\an8}They were $25,000. 1019 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,632 They're unbelievable. 1020 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,766 Did you know, $25,000. 1021 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:23,960 [laughter] 1022 00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:26,703 Each relic found will lead to your next clue. 1023 00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:27,806 Okay. 1024 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:32,809 And eventually to a pair of $25,000 sunglasses 1025 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:36,781 that contain a key to Let The Mouse Go. 1026 00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:38,640 Kyle and Crystal! 1027 00:38:38,641 --> 00:38:41,485 You will be team captains. Choose your team first. 1028 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:42,945 I'm picking this side. 1029 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:45,223 So I'll take this side and you take that side, that's fine. 1030 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,823 This is your first clue. 1031 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,292 Okay. Okay. 1032 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:51,129 "Inside where you get cozy and lounge and bout and slump, 1033 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,664 rest what was once in competition 1034 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:54,933 with Lisa Vanderpump." 1035 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:56,934 - What? What is that? - Let's go to the cozy room. 1036 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,403 I don't even know exactly what we are fighting for here. 1037 00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:01,505 I have my shoes off, that's easy. 1038 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,107 I don't know if I'm going to get a million dollars, 1039 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:05,409 I mean, I'm at Sutton's house, I might get a million dollars 1040 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:06,578 to win this game. 1041 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,312 - I wanna win! - I wanna win! 1042 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:10,348 "Where you cook your meals and make your tea with honey, 1043 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:11,748 lies an iconic famous blue bunny." 1044 00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,117 {\an8}Oh, blue bunny! 1045 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:15,486 {\an8}I brought the bunny because I never gave it to my grandson. 1046 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:19,023 'Cause I didn't feel like it had good energy. 1047 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,184 Is there a tea set here, hold on. 1048 00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:24,361 That blue bunny! 1049 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,022 [squealing] 1050 00:39:26,122 --> 00:39:27,598 [cheering] 1051 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,367 "She picked them all day on her Malibu ridge, 1052 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:32,194 so they can be found out front instead of her fridge." 1053 00:39:32,195 --> 00:39:33,338 It must be... 1054 00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:34,529 Ooh, out front. 1055 00:39:34,530 --> 00:39:36,039 Kyle, get out of there! 1056 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,308 Oh, no, I found Sutton's vibrator! Sh--! 1057 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,676 Don't look in those drawers! 1058 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,011 [laughing] 1059 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,205 - I got it! - Okay, you did? 1060 00:39:42,305 --> 00:39:44,506 - I found it! Look! Look! - Okay, amazing, okay. 1061 00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:47,018 {\an8}If my name was Maloof, 1062 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,777 {\an8}I would definitely call it the Maloof Feu. 1063 00:39:48,778 --> 00:39:50,554 "In the room where the chefs 1064 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,456 cook and snacks you're made to sneak, 1065 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:54,716 lies a very noisy item that Dorit thought was chic." 1066 00:39:54,717 --> 00:39:56,385 - Oh, a wind chime! - Okay, wind chime. 1067 00:39:56,386 --> 00:39:58,220 - Yeah, but is there... - One of these... 1068 00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:00,455 Wait it has to have a note, it has to have a note! 1069 00:40:00,456 --> 00:40:02,391 - Wait, what is it? - Oh, oh, oh! 1070 00:40:02,392 --> 00:40:04,001 Do you see it? 1071 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,469 {\an8}Oh, yeah! 1072 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,671 {\an8}I got so inspired by the way I was feeling, 1073 00:40:07,672 --> 00:40:09,732 that I wanted to have organic lemons. 1074 00:40:09,832 --> 00:40:12,067 - You went a little overboard. - I did. 1075 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:14,712 Okay, whether an apple, orange, or peach, 1076 00:40:14,812 --> 00:40:18,482 they give you quite a label, but what they hold here 1077 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:20,083 can be found under the patio table. 1078 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,520 That's outside, that's outside, right? 1079 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,588 I haven't done this since I was a child. 1080 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:25,689 - I love this. - Wind chime. 1081 00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:27,749 Okay, where's a wind chime? 1082 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,844 - I found it! I found it! - Yay! 1083 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,664 {\an8}We have a wind chime. 1084 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:35,098 {\an8}Oh, wind chime! 1085 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,501 Of my hand and yours. 1086 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:40,070 Jamie, that is the chicest wind chime I have ever-- 1087 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,438 Thank you, darling. 1088 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,942 "Where a bird sits, looking serene and so rough, 1089 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:48,029 lies a famous e-cig that Miss Dubois puffed." 1090 00:40:48,413 --> 00:40:49,913 {\an8}A cigarette? 1091 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:52,700 {\an8}She was like... [inhaling] 1092 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,354 And I'm thinking, that's Jack Nicholson 1093 00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:58,689 from The Shining. 1094 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,757 Here, here, here. It's a diamond! 1095 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,125 Teresa, hear, read. 1096 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:05,095 "In a tiny little room where the sweats and stress of the day 1097 00:41:05,096 --> 00:41:08,865 lies a pricy pair of sunglasses that cost 25K." 1098 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,635 Sauna! The sauna! 1099 00:41:10,735 --> 00:41:13,136 The pool house should be this way! 1100 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,738 [squealing] 1101 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,240 We won! 1102 00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:18,141 Aw, they got it! 1103 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,969 - The key! The key! - You gotta unlock somebody! 1104 00:41:20,069 --> 00:41:22,271 Take the key, unlock that mouse. 1105 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,273 Oh, sh--, there's a mouse? Oh, my God! 1106 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,484 What are we looking for? 1107 00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:27,986 I dunno, they're going straight to the mouse. 1108 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:29,420 - We got you, buddy! - Get him out! 1109 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,121 {\an8}Get him outside the cage! 1110 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,789 {\an8}Hurry, hurry, hurry! 1111 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,450 {\an8}[cheering] 1112 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,560 {\an8}We freed him! 1113 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:41,132 {\an8}Let the mouse go! Let the mouse go! 1114 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,657 {\an8}We lost! 1115 00:41:42,658 --> 00:41:44,334 {\an8}- I hate losing! - Did they win? 1116 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,662 {\an8}No, they got the mouse out of the house. 1117 00:41:46,763 --> 00:41:48,606 {\an8}Now all I'm left with is the Maloof hoof. 1118 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:50,232 {\an8}They're done! 1119 00:41:50,233 --> 00:41:51,475 {\an8}The mouse is gone! 1120 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,336 {\an8}- We let the mouse go. - That was really cute. 1121 00:41:53,436 --> 00:41:54,945 {\an8}That was really fun! 1122 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,013 {\an8}- That was fun. - Y'all were fast! 1123 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:58,648 {\an8}So what did you guys win? Is the question. 1124 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,853 {\an8}You win a ticket to Kyle's white party. 1125 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:06,823 There's a lot of Housewives here so there'll be many situations. 1126 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,518 I feel like you don't like me. 1127 00:42:08,618 --> 00:42:10,928 I will never ask you for life insurance policy. 1128 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,521 Get off of my husband! 1129 00:42:12,522 --> 00:42:14,656 You are making this up. 1130 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:16,525 It's going down tonight. 1131 00:42:16,526 --> 00:42:17,502 Woo! 1132 00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:20,038 Oh, my gosh, I love that they have trees. 1133 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:24,609 Lisa, she did mention that you were telling non-truths. 1134 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:27,169 Gizelle, royal pieces of sh--. 1135 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,005 Royal pieces of sh--? 1136 00:42:30,515 --> 00:42:32,542 - How are you? - Hi. Good, how are you. 1137 00:42:32,642 --> 00:42:34,218 - Good, thank you. - Good. 1138 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,223 My theory is correct. She is a bitch.