1 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,005 [chiming music] 2 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:10,668 Previously on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. 3 00:00:10,669 --> 00:00:12,412 [all cheering] Now it's a party! 4 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,614 - And then another. - Whip! 5 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:18,602 [all whooping and cheering] 6 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,855 - We're here, guys! - Yay! 7 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,990 Beverly Hills! [cheering] 8 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,692 You said you want to put me in a box. 9 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,560 - I don't even know you. - But it doesn't matter, 10 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,328 this is... this is about being accountable. 11 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,797 - Owning your sh--. - Okay, you guys, 12 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:32,532 I'm gonna stay working. You guys fight, okay? I'm... 13 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,868 - I'm out. I'm seriously-- - No, you're not out. 14 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,704 - Hi! - Oh my God-- 15 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:40,473 - Hi! Is that you? - Hi! Oh my gosh. 16 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,008 She did a shrine for Slade, 17 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:45,503 who told Vicki that she looked like Porky Pig. 18 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,864 Miss Piggy! Not Porky... 19 00:00:48,198 --> 00:00:51,584 This is going to be a long 14 days! 20 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:53,452 [all laughing] 21 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:54,680 Oh, boy. 22 00:00:56,548 --> 00:00:58,642 [rhythmic music] 23 00:01:26,745 --> 00:01:29,214 [upbeat music] 24 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:41,435 {\an8}What is the temperature going to be in Atlanta on Saturday? 25 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,340 Today is the big white party. 26 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,477 I've been doing white parties since 2004. 27 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,411 {\an8}- It's amazing. - I really love it. 28 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:54,680 {\an8}I'm hoping that chandelier doesn't fall on anybody tonight. 29 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,951 {\an8}Camille. Taylor. Where did Lisa go? 30 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,888 {\an8}[screaming] 31 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,958 {\an8}- Now how do we get out? - We don't. 32 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,260 {\an8}I love you. 33 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:12,365 It was originally for Mo's and Alexia's birthdays. 34 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,900 And then it grew go big, it was overwhelming. 35 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,404 I really thought I would never do another one even again 36 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:21,174 since the last white party I did was at the SoFi Stadium. 37 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:25,544 {\an8}- This is incredible! - Oh. My. God. 38 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:30,584 {\an8}Hello, everyone. Welcome to our white party. 39 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,020 {\an8}[crowd cheering] 40 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,522 {\an8}But since this is the 20th anniversary 41 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,382 {\an8}of the Housewives, I thought, 42 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:41,477 "If I'm going to have a party, it's going to be a white party." 43 00:02:41,478 --> 00:02:43,997 Um, Mo texted me. 44 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:48,634 He said, "I'll come by, but I'll be a little late." 45 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,061 And I said, "Okay." 46 00:02:50,062 --> 00:02:53,440 I have had emotional moments because of my anniversary. 47 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,491 {\an8}Today's my 30-year anniversary. 48 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:56,709 {\an8}It makes me sad, you know? 49 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,844 He sent me a text and it just set me off. 50 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,479 He said, "I don't know how we got here." 51 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,907 That's what he said. 52 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:05,342 But I am looking forward to the distraction 53 00:03:05,343 --> 00:03:08,221 and also just having fun. It's the 20th anniversary. 54 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,390 I'm the longest-running consecutive housewife 55 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,483 in the franchise. I need to bring it. 56 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,820 [club music] 57 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,365 [electrical buzzing] 58 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,599 {\an8}Oh, my God, I can't believe they blew a fuse. 59 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,702 {\an8}Are you kidding me? We're in Beverly Hills 60 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:26,005 {\an8}with no power, so we're glamming with a flashlight. 61 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,432 [club music resumes] 62 00:03:27,532 --> 00:03:29,108 {\an8}Hi, beautiful. 63 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,836 {\an8}Hi, Mom. 64 00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:33,213 Yeah. 65 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,249 Of course. 66 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:38,418 {\an8}I pay my taxes on time, on time, no penalties, 67 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,377 {\an8}- no interest, no nothing! - Yeah, I'm like... 68 00:03:40,378 --> 00:03:43,056 {\an8}I'm not even gonna go there, okay. Just, whatever. 69 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,126 {\an8}I have to put my shoes on. 70 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,894 {\an8}Owie! And I just got a leg cramp. 71 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,564 It's hard to do everything by myself. 72 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,566 Knockitty, knockitty! 73 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,167 {\an8}Are we getting married tonight? 74 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,368 {\an8}No! [laughter] 75 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,737 {\an8}[Lisa vocalizes Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"] 76 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,465 It's going down tonight. 77 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:01,825 [upbeat music] 78 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,728 I really feel like Dorit when I do this. 79 00:04:05,729 --> 00:04:07,080 Oh, no, it's... it's this. 80 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,783 {\an8}I don't have any nipple coverings. Do I care? 81 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,885 - No. - Here we go. 82 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,920 Our last night in Beverly Hills. 83 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,889 - Where's Kyle? - Kyle's at the house. 84 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,557 - Kyle's there. - Oh, duh. 85 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:20,793 And um... and Luann. 86 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,963 {\an8}So, let's try these on. 87 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:26,991 {\an8}Okay. Feeling very Victoria's Secret right now. 88 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:28,934 I think the girls are really curious 89 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,669 as to why I went to Kyle's early. 90 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,638 {\an8}All of you are gonna go back and get ready. 91 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:33,831 {\an8}- Yeah. - And Luann, 92 00:04:33,832 --> 00:04:35,375 {\an8}- you're coming with me. - I'm coming with you. 93 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,109 There's a reason. 94 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,477 I wore a boy short, 'cause the harness 95 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,171 is gonna be here, so it's gonna... 96 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:41,514 The skirt will cover it up. 97 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,781 It's the 20th anniversary. 98 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,950 We have to do something really grand, 99 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,777 really big and fabulous. 100 00:04:46,778 --> 00:04:50,190 So, Kyle and I have cooked up a great surprise for the ladies. 101 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,292 [club music] 102 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,291 {\an8}I'll go head-on with you all----ing day. 103 00:05:00,292 --> 00:05:02,201 {\an8}- Don't talk to me like that. - Or what? 104 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,720 - Seriously. - Or what? 105 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,806 Oh, wow. 106 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,276 {\an8}Thank you. It better get colder, 107 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,180 {\an8}'cause I'm... my jacket is part of my outfit. 108 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,148 {\an8}Mwah! The white is so hot. Hi, Lital. 109 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,684 {\an8}- Hi! - Hi, guys! 110 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,403 {\an8}You look stunning. I'm obsessed with the hair. 111 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,490 Did I say it right? I always get it wrong. 112 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,891 {\an8}- You did. - Okay. 113 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,929 {\an8}Forget it about the Toothless Not Homeless charity. 114 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,463 No, it's, "Homeless Not Toothless." 115 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,833 - Homeless Not... - You just said toothless not... 116 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,068 You cannot believe 117 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,803 what is gonna be happening tonight. 118 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,297 - What? Give me a little-- - A little surprise. 119 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,008 [club music] 120 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,545 {\an8}Wow, this is gorgeous. 121 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:47,880 {\an8}I'm not talking to you! 122 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,740 {\an8}- And I'm talking to you-- - Shut your---ing mouth! 123 00:05:49,741 --> 00:05:51,742 {\an8}I've had enough of you, you beast. 124 00:05:51,743 --> 00:05:53,078 - Beast? - Yeah. 125 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:53,986 How dare you? 126 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,914 {\an8}Thank you. 127 00:05:56,581 --> 00:05:59,091 {\an8}I just wanted to eviscerate them with words, 128 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,827 {\an8}and I thought, "God, wow, is she pernicious. 129 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:06,600 She's just a pernicious..." Her behavior was pernicious. 130 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,202 [yelling] You look absolutely stunning. 131 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,997 I'm just gonna fix... Right there. Perfect. 132 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,474 {\an8}The house looks awesome. 133 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,269 {\an8}Okay, we don't need any soap. Did you just put soap on it? 134 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:19,379 - Yeah. - On the chicken? 135 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,038 How else do you get a chicken clean? 136 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:21,940 Not like that. 137 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,207 How's it feel being back? 138 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,850 - Interesting. - I think the last time... 139 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:29,281 I saw you here was when Lisa Rinna was screaming at me. 140 00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:30,055 Oh! 141 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,523 {\an8}- Camille? - Yeah? 142 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:32,492 {\an8}You're an asshole on Twitter. 143 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,994 {\an8}Well, I was kinda dishing out what I got. 144 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,496 All right. That's good. All right. 145 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,030 - There you go. - We're done. 146 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,099 That's what happens. 147 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,557 {\an8}That wasn't a fun night for me then, 148 00:06:40,558 --> 00:06:42,319 {\an8}but this is gonna be fun. 149 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,738 {\an8}[club music] 150 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:47,674 {\an8}By the way, I'm not trying to do that. If... 151 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,909 {\an8}- If that's what we were say-- - No. No, I'm... Stop. 152 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,978 Bravo, Bravo, [bleep] Bravo. I am not doing this, you guys. 153 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,580 - Denise-- - No. Stop. 154 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,050 [club music] 155 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,652 {\an8}Okay. I've gotta, gotta... walk carefully. 156 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,687 {\an8}- Yeah, yeah. - Chic, chic, chic, my love! 157 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,856 {\an8}- Looking chic, chic, chic! - Do you love it? 158 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,992 {\an8}He's... Kevin Lee, who makes all the magic happen here. 159 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,295 {\an8}When are you gonna do flowers on the ceiling or something? 160 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,254 {\an8}- Of course-- - How do you do that? 161 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,089 {\an8}Just leave it up to me, darling. 162 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:13,465 {\an8}- What are you doing? - My God. 163 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,933 {\an8}We have to put the flowers in the water. 164 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,603 {\an8}- Just get in there. - Are you serious? 165 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:18,404 {\an8}- Get in! - I will do it. 166 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,005 Just wait, my love. 167 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,166 Are you gonna have your trousers on 168 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,333 when everybody arrives? 169 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:24,935 What else do you want, Lisa? Come on. 170 00:07:24,936 --> 00:07:27,112 - Amazing. - Thank you, love. Look at this. 171 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,515 Really amazing, yeah. 172 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,182 - Hello! - Hello! How are you? 173 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,352 - You look stunning. - Thank you! 174 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,912 Is there anyone you don't want to see tonight? 175 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,613 Or are you like, "I'm good with everyone." 176 00:07:36,614 --> 00:07:39,726 Yeah. I don't have any... a problem with... 177 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,861 like, no other housewife. 178 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,196 - Franchises, yeah. - Yeah! 179 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,631 I know Whitney and Bronwyn are coming. 180 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,500 But like, I don't have 181 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,401 a relationship with them at this point. 182 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,270 {\an8}I----ing can't take this anymore! 183 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,863 {\an8}You guys shut the [bleep] up about me! 184 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:54,239 I don't do anything to you. 185 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,175 Don't come near me. Don't you - ing come near me--! 186 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,710 - I'm coming near you. - Sit your----ing 187 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,178 - little butt down. - People have a question 188 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,813 and a pause about what's going on. 189 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,516 I have a question and a pause about you, gout dick sucker. 190 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,819 I'm actually enjoying my road trip. 191 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,880 I'm bonding with people that I feel like 192 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:12,726 I can have a great time with, and I'm not interested in, like, 193 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,386 having this tainted in any way. 194 00:08:14,486 --> 00:08:16,762 Everybody has it with their cast, you know? 195 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,964 It's like... You know, it's a lot. 196 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,266 I need these shoes. 197 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,559 Okay, so what we think we getting tonight? 198 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,769 We getting energy? 199 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,404 You know, I haven't seen a lot of her parties, 200 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,840 {\an8}but I just saw, when she was at her all-white party. 201 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,658 {\an8}- Uh-huh. - And then girl was hugged up 202 00:08:29,659 --> 00:08:32,069 {\an8}- on... on Mauricio! - I saw it! I saw it! 203 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:34,071 {\an8}[giggling] What are you doing? Get 204 00:08:34,072 --> 00:08:36,549 {\an8}of my husband, you idiot! Get off my husband. 205 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,283 {\an8}Get off my husband. 206 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,910 She damn near did that to me today. 207 00:08:39,911 --> 00:08:41,787 - Okay! - Which is how you see it! 208 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,055 I said, "Aw sh--." 209 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,091 {\an8}I saw Mauricio. I immediately text you. 210 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,760 {\an8}Then you went on Watch What Happens Live 211 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,194 {\an8}and said you would have laid horizontal with him. 212 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,987 I didn't know that until last night. 213 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,196 She didn't simmer down quickly. 214 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,257 It was still a little salt right there. 215 00:08:53,258 --> 00:08:55,234 Even after you said, "I apologize." 216 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,535 There was still a little salt in there. 217 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,905 It stung a little bit still. I said, "Hot damn." 218 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,206 [laughter] 219 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,076 - Hi! - Hello! 220 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,277 - Hello! - You look amazing. 221 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,012 - Thank you. Adrian! - Hi, doll! 222 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,014 - You look beautiful! - I'm trying not to touch 223 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,208 everybody too much because of all of the light. 224 00:09:11,209 --> 00:09:12,651 20 years of Housewives. 225 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,620 I know. And I can't believe us, it's been-- 226 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:15,788 - 15. - 15. 227 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,891 {\an8}In the OC, they had our season one photos. 228 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,525 {\an8}- Oh, wow! - They're so... I'm like, 229 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,693 {\an8}"Those shoes are disgusting." 230 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:22,995 {\an8}[laughing] 231 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,564 And we all had that, like, one-shoulder thing. 232 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,201 [awkward music] 233 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,369 [laughing] 234 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,570 Like, I... It's so embarrassing. 235 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,704 It looks good on her. 236 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,275 But my dress looked outdated. 237 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,976 Oh, just... Let me shut up, please. 238 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,078 [club music] 239 00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:43,916 - Is this party outside? - I do not wanna fall. 240 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,150 You're not gonna fall. 241 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,919 Oh, I hear some mayhem happening. 242 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,088 I love that. 243 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,089 - All right. - I haven't seen you in years! 244 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,391 Oh, my God! 245 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,493 [laughing] 246 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:57,831 I changed my body a little. I made a few adjustments. 247 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,065 - Stunning. - It is! 248 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,234 - So pretty. - Oh my gosh. 249 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,537 We're arriving at Kyle's white party. 250 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,139 I've seen it on TV before. It looks amazing. 251 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,340 [Vicki gasps] 252 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,000 [laughter] Oh my gosh. 253 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:11,210 Okay, you're good. 254 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,047 Walking into Kyle's big white party tonight. 255 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,240 {\an8}All white party. 256 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,017 But... [laughs] 257 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,611 It is a big, white party, though. 258 00:10:20,612 --> 00:10:22,521 [laughs] It's like, okay. 259 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,590 I... I brought the pepper. [laughs] 260 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,625 It's a lot of salt. 261 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,894 Kyle, this is fabulous. 262 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,029 - Thank you, honey. Thank you. - I mean, I was gagged. 263 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,066 I did not expect all this out here. 264 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,401 Beverly Hills, go big or go home. 265 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,929 This is my old glass. Let me clean house. 266 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,307 {\an8}[laughing] 267 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,176 Hello! 268 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,277 You are just such a hot number. 269 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,180 - Woo! - Such a hot bitch. 270 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,581 Finally! Finally meeting you! 271 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,374 - Such a hot bitch. - You look gorgeous. 272 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:52,718 - Thank you. So do you. - This is so pretty. 273 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:54,686 Oh, my gosh, there's my Meredith. 274 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,555 Hello, hello! 275 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,323 - Hi, my gorgeous. - Hi, honey. How are you? 276 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,527 Mwah! Oh my gosh, I miss you. Get in here. 277 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,955 {\an8}[tense music] 278 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,165 Oh, that's Bronwyn, right, from, uh... 279 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,368 Salt Lake. Salt Lake. 280 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,335 Oh my God, she looks like a snowflake. 281 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,137 Yeah, it's the perfect outfit for this. 282 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,740 Yes, it is. Hi, how are you? 283 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,607 - Hi! Hi! - You look so great! 284 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,142 This is so perfect for this. 285 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:20,404 {\an8}Just... making my walk on gravel in stilettos. 286 00:11:20,405 --> 00:11:22,115 {\an8}[Whitney chuckles] 287 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,074 It's so beautiful. 288 00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:26,578 So, are you not speaking to Whitney? What's up? 289 00:11:26,678 --> 00:11:29,480 [tense music] 290 00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:37,963 {\an8}[club music] 291 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,033 {\an8}So, are you not speaking to Whitney? What's up? 292 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,433 {\an8}I don't ever not speak to anybody, 293 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,169 but I don't necessarily seek everyone out. 294 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,272 {\an8}- Got it. - That's the vibe? 295 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,774 {\an8}Meredith, we know you're upset, 296 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:51,143 {\an8}but be quiet. Calm down. And then you'd be... 297 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,771 {\an8}And then you'd bring me into the fight. I kept saying... 298 00:11:54,772 --> 00:11:57,441 {\an8}Did I not say, "Be quiet?" Mary... 299 00:11:57,442 --> 00:11:59,117 She literally just went on a stage 300 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:02,187 and told more lies, so why would I go there? 301 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,691 Like, I'm sober all the time for this job. So I'm like... 302 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,358 - I remember. - Yeah. 303 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,026 Porsha and I do know Whitney. 304 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,063 We went to Thailand together, 305 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,723 Ultimate Girls Trip season three. 306 00:12:11,823 --> 00:12:13,065 {\an8}- Whitney? - Yes. 307 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,033 {\an8}I'm gonna need you to name three times 308 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,060 {\an8}Heather done lied on camera. 309 00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:19,538 Whoa, let's bring it right now. 310 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,541 This is kind of a weird position to be in 311 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,043 because I do like Whitney. 312 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,079 I've become fast friends with Lisa. 313 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,681 And to find out that they're not even on speaking terms? 314 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:32,085 Like, what are we supposed to do? That's not cool. 315 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,054 {\an8}- Oh, there's Faye. - Aw. 316 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:39,424 {\an8}It's Faye Resnick. The morally corrupt Faye Resnick. 317 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,984 Would y'all like to see my boobs? 318 00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:43,162 The little titty committee. 319 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,698 Nice to meet you all. I'm, like, scattered, 320 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,866 'cause I'm, like, making sure I say hi to people. 321 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,602 And the people that aren't, like-- 322 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,272 {\an8}Oh. 323 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,342 - Hi! - How are you? 324 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,602 - I'm good. And you? - Good! 325 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,014 Wow. The house looks beautiful. 326 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,748 - Um... - I thought you were gonna do, 327 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,941 like, another wedding or something like that. 328 00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:07,185 Surprise, surprise. [laughing] 329 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,287 There's been something I've been meaning to tell you! 330 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,689 Who's getting married? 331 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,959 This would be the first white party that I've thrown 332 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,952 on my own, without Mo. 333 00:13:15,953 --> 00:13:18,430 And, of course, it crosses my mind, like, 334 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,466 how did we get here? 335 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,461 You know? It's a very... 336 00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:28,273 loaded question that it's hard for me to even answer myself. 337 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,076 Come say hi here to everybody. 338 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,979 Cheers to the divorce, love. [chuckling] 339 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,449 - Hi! - Hi, beautiful! 340 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,917 - Ah, hi! - How are you? 341 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,887 Nice to see you! I love that we're all in a... 342 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,814 - faux-fur coat. - How you doing? 343 00:13:42,914 --> 00:13:44,424 - Hi, how are you? - Good! 344 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,426 People asking me, "What's more difficult, 345 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,460 reality or scripted?" I'm like, 346 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,321 "Are you kidding me? Reality!" 347 00:13:50,421 --> 00:13:52,097 You never know what you're gonna get. 348 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,499 You're not prepared for anything. 349 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,568 Especially her coming from scripted and winning Emmys. 350 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,829 Right. 351 00:13:57,929 --> 00:14:00,740 I learn so much about people. 352 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,575 What they'll do to stay relevant. 353 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,179 - Right? Seriously. - Seriously. 354 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,482 [chuckling] Okay! 355 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,518 [indistinct chatter] 356 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,511 This night is very special 357 00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:16,823 because I know there's a lot of Housewives of Beverly Hills, 358 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:17,989 present and past. 359 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,016 Not so crazy about seeing Erika Jayne 360 00:14:20,017 --> 00:14:22,095 because, you know, we kind of had a beef. 361 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,355 {\an8}Luann? You said in one of your recent 362 00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:26,264 {\an8}cabaret shows... 363 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,868 - I know. - ...that Dorit and Erika 364 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,027 were the rudest housewives. 365 00:14:31,028 --> 00:14:32,805 Erika, anything from you? 366 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,374 No, I'm good. 367 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,541 [cheering and applause] I'm good, I'm good. 368 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,044 Erika Jayne and I have known each other 369 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,203 for quite a while. 370 00:14:39,303 --> 00:14:41,104 I had dinner with her and her husband. 371 00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:42,372 I thought she was a friend, 372 00:14:42,373 --> 00:14:44,441 and every time I reached out, she never responded. 373 00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:45,884 So, she kind of ghosted me. 374 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,019 This is gonna be so fun. 375 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,554 I hope I don't get killed. [laughter] 376 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,958 [club music] 377 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,059 How do y'all pack for this whole thing? 378 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,560 I have five suitcases. 379 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,897 Oh, my God, look at you! [excited squeals] 380 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,297 - Hi! - Hi, how are you? 381 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,999 - How are you?! - I'm gonna go hug Eileen. 382 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,226 - Oh my God! - Oh my God! 383 00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:06,072 I've got makeup on my arms. How are you? 384 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,574 - I missed you so much. - How have you been? 385 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,375 - Good. How about you? - You're looking good. 386 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,011 - Adrian, this is Teresa. - Yeah, I know Teresa. 387 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,847 - Hello, how are you? - How are you, Teresa? 388 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,716 - Good to see you. - Good to see you too. 389 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,751 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. Thank you. 390 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,219 Congratulation to you. 391 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,755 You're going back for your friends... 392 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,888 I know! Text me anytime, call me. 393 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,685 Before the end of March, you have to come out. 394 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,037 I'm gonna get you ski suits sent to your house. 395 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,064 Oh, girl. 396 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,443 As I survey the land, 397 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,445 these Salt Lake girls won't come, like, 398 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,748 10 feet near each other. 399 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,284 They're not acknowledging each other. 400 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,251 [dinging] 401 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,619 People ain't speaking to people, 402 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,279 and people are ignoring people, 403 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,584 so you know Gizelle got to get to the bottom of it. 404 00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:03,028 Okay, so what's up with Salt Lake? 405 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,429 What do you mean? 406 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,932 Well, there's some over there, 407 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,533 and then there's you two over here. 408 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,769 Are you surprised to see that division? 409 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,470 [awkward music] 410 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:16,608 Lisa, she did mention that you were telling non-truths. 411 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,268 She said that Whitney was telling non-truths? 412 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,278 - Yes. - Oh, that's not true. 413 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,580 Is that what she's leading with? 414 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,447 She's wasting her girl trip time talking about that? 415 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,648 - I asked. - See we just met 416 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,810 five seconds ago, but I'd have my guard 417 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:27,720 well----ing up if I were you. 418 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,880 - What? - She'll stab you in the back. 419 00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:31,089 - Really? - It's coming. Absolutely. 420 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,483 Next thing you know, you're gonna be the liar. 421 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,126 Do you know how crazy it is for me to hear... 422 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,395 is people that you don't like. 423 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,130 It takes me a lot to get there. 424 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,457 Right. 425 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,499 Oh, yeah. 426 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,768 {\an8}Mutual friend of Lisa's. 427 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,836 {\an8}I've heard that she slept with him 428 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,963 {\an8}to sway him 429 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,076 to invest in... her businesses. 430 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,745 It's rumored that one of your business partners 431 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,414 - that has the Jazz tickets... - I don't know who's-- 432 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,649 That you have been involved with... 433 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,842 I don't want to say the name. 434 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:02,580 Lisa does blowjobs for VIDA Tequila orders. 435 00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:06,993 {\an8}A woman approached us saying she has made out 436 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,962 with Lisa while jerking off John? 437 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,429 What the [bleep] is that? 438 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,200 You took it too far! You involved my husband. 439 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,202 I have young boys. 440 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,470 So, here they're just making up-- 441 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,037 They're making this up. 442 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,197 So... and if you're cheating, you're cheating for tickets? 443 00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:24,876 Tickets, like, money, that makes me a prostitute. 444 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,714 The Lisa that I have met is, like, a little baby 445 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,849 gorgeous princess, she's so sweet. 446 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,377 Now, I don't know nothing about her freaky side. 447 00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:34,819 But it's none of y'all damn business. 448 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,947 I would have to get all up and through their business, 449 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,291 'cause you're not about to be talking about me 450 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,859 licking hot dogs for tickets. Like, no. 451 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,462 I see her and Meredith are back to being cool. 452 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,997 Gizelle, no one in Salt Lake is speaking to them. 453 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,125 - No one in Salt Lake? - They're royal pieces of sh--. 454 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:51,528 - Royal pieces of sh--?! - Burned every bridge 455 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,531 - with every-- - Burned every bridge?! 456 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,342 I didn't think I was gonna hear this. 457 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,734 I thought they were gonna be like, 458 00:17:57,735 --> 00:17:59,811 "Oh yeah, she's a mess, but she's fun," 459 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,546 or "She's a mess, but we like her." 460 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,374 They're like, "She's a mess, and we can't stand that ho." 461 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,851 - Ask Heather his exact thing. - Yeah. 462 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,044 Heather hit her limit with it, so she'll tell you. 463 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,089 I don't want to get involved in this Salt Lake foolishness. 464 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,724 But I am looking at Lisa kind of crazy right now. 465 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,752 I don't even wanna waste another----ing breath 466 00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:17,487 - talking about that bitch. - We're done. Burn bridges. 467 00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:20,766 No pieces of sh--. I got it. Okay. 468 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,035 Yes! Let me run quick. 469 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,330 - Alright, Kyle, we're ready. - Okay. Oh... 470 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:29,265 All right. Let's go. Let's do this. 471 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:30,876 [Luann laughs] 472 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,877 Oh, God, watch me fall. 473 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,437 - Okay... - Go. 474 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:35,848 Why do you do this to yourself? 475 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,248 - You're doing great. - I'm so sorry. 476 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,575 - Oop, watch... - I think I'm known 477 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,052 for my music. You know, big celebrities 478 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,120 know who I am. 479 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,054 {\an8}Tilda Swinton came to see my show. 480 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,423 {\an8}So, I feel like I have to make my appearance 481 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,592 and I have to impress the crowd. 482 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,961 I don't know how this even came about. 483 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,230 But I think that Luann likes to make an entrance, 484 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,734 so let her make an entrance. 485 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,602 Good evening, everyone. 486 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,604 Oh, my gosh, everybody looks so gorgeous all in white. 487 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,031 The reason we are here tonight 488 00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:04,910 is because it is the 20th anniversary 489 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,579 of The Real Housewives. 490 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,981 [cheering and applause] 491 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,485 So, wish us luck for the rest of our trip. 492 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,154 Three days feels like 30. [laughter] 493 00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,057 Wait, I'm turning... 494 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,159 You're-- Remember, you're holding her now. 495 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,486 Who... who's holding me? 496 00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:23,429 [suspenseful music] 497 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,763 Anyway, uh... 498 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,099 There's a little surprise for you guys I have. 499 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,733 [cheering and applause] 500 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,169 The wings might get stuck in the ladder, no? 501 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,237 [Luann laughs nervously] 502 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,671 - Mic coming up. - Okay. 503 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,641 What don't I do for these housewives? 504 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,242 [intense music] 505 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:40,245 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking. 506 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,504 - Wow. - What is this? 507 00:19:41,505 --> 00:19:42,281 I know, right? 508 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,174 [intense music continues] 509 00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:46,602 Oh, my gosh, I love that they have trees. 510 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,345 Three, two, one-- 511 00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:49,847 - [bleep]. - Go. 512 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:50,956 [cheering] 513 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,525 I'm sideways! 514 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,266 {\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking. 515 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,094 - Wow. - What is this? 516 00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:05,170 Wait, who's sliding in? 517 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,598 Three, two, one, go. 518 00:20:07,698 --> 00:20:09,107 Ooh! 519 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,793 [Luann laughs] [bleep] 520 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,213 I'm sideways! [yelling and cheering] 521 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,016 [clamoring] 522 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,318 [cheering] 523 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:23,189 {\an8}♪ Jams, jets, silhouettes, champagne in the sky ♪ 524 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,892 {\an8}["Chic C'est La Vie" continues] 525 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,353 ♪ Gold, diamonds, caviar ♪ 526 00:20:32,882 --> 00:20:34,299 Erika. 527 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,268 ♪ Money, power, and romance are waiting for us all ♪ 528 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:41,239 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪ 529 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,541 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bonne... ♪ 530 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,745 What is going on here? "Chic, c'est la vie..." 531 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,647 [guttural vocalizations] 532 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,518 {\an8}"Chic, c'est la vie, Siobhan, Siobhan." 533 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,453 {\an8}Oh, so it's, "shake... sake c'est la vie, 534 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,755 {\an8}savon, savon?" 535 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,924 What is this tree, guys? 536 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,432 {\an8}♪ Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest... ♪ 537 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,102 Oh, the bush! 538 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,139 {\an8}[laughter] 539 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,900 {\an8}Oh my God, Luann, are you okay? 540 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,936 You fell in the bushes?! 541 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:23,248 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie, c'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪ 542 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,518 I mean, I've had Wilson Phillips play at my house. 543 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,822 {\an8}I've had Erika Jayne perform at SoFi Stadium. 544 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:35,260 Where does it line up? Hmm. Gosh I don't know. 545 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,962 She's working hard. 546 00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,433 Yeah, the bushes are killing me. 547 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,428 {\an8}♪ C'est bonne ♪ 548 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,972 [cheering] 549 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,440 Oh, my God. 550 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,301 Let's get this party started! 551 00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:53,938 [cheering and applause] 552 00:21:54,305 --> 00:21:56,315 - She's too much. - Is that it? 553 00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:59,776 - You know what? - Lu. 554 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,687 Lu, oh, my God, you're amazing. 555 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,891 I loved the performance. From one singer to the next. 556 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,227 {\an8}♪ Away in a manger ♪ 557 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,889 ♪ No crib for his bed ♪ 558 00:22:11,989 --> 00:22:12,981 Yes! 559 00:22:12,982 --> 00:22:16,293 ♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪ 560 00:22:16,493 --> 00:22:19,137 ♪ Laid down his sweet head ♪ 561 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,607 She's a 12 out of 10, she's perfect. 562 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,308 If a housewife gonna do anything, 563 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:26,045 they're gonna be confident as a singer, honey. 564 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:30,449 {\an8}♪ I sing because ♪ 565 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,285 {\an8}♪ I'm happy ♪ 566 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:38,590 {\an8}♪ To be close to you Real close to you ♪ 567 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:43,529 ♪ So close to you Real close... ♪ 568 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:47,132 {\an8}♪ Baby right from the beginning ♪ 569 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,525 ♪ ♪ We've been through thick and thin ♪ 570 00:22:49,526 --> 00:22:52,096 ♪ And now we're back again ♪ 571 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:55,857 {\an8}♪ I can feel the weight of the world ♪ 572 00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:57,333 ♪ 'Cause I'm on display ♪ 573 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,278 ♪ On display, on display ♪ 574 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:02,281 {\an8}♪ Don't be tardy for the party ♪ 575 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,350 ♪ But don't be tardy for the party ♪ 576 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:08,453 You know, I think we just need to stay housewives. 577 00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:11,889 Why can't housewives just stay housewives? 578 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,809 [club music] 579 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:20,291 {\an8}[laughter] I loved it. I liked... 580 00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:22,067 {\an8}I liked the green people. 581 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,863 {\an8}Hmm, that might be tough. 582 00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:29,540 [upbeat music] 583 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,209 You look so good. You dating anybody? 584 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,411 Oh, God, no. I'm... 585 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,113 trying to get through my divorce. 586 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,180 - Yeah. How's that going? - Terrible. 587 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:38,317 - Oh. Sorry. - Terrible. 588 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,285 Where is everybody? Where are the h... 589 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,819 Where are the housewives? 590 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,880 - Oh, this pizza looks good. - Honey, I am over here 591 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,089 eating this pizza like it is... 592 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,216 I need to eat some too. I haven't eaten anything. 593 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,243 Oh, my God, I don't know where to go next. 594 00:23:49,244 --> 00:23:50,996 Everybody's getting along. 595 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,197 I mean, it's a new dynamic, you know? 596 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,066 - Right. - So, Vicki and... 597 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,770 - Luann don't get along great. - Oh. 598 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:04,209 Dorit and I are still not speaking. 599 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:07,103 {\an8}The past two years, but we haven't been friends! 600 00:24:07,104 --> 00:24:08,671 {\an8}This is exactly it, Kyle, 601 00:24:08,672 --> 00:24:10,415 so stop saying that we are friends! 602 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:14,954 It's a shame she can't get past our situation 603 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,280 to show up for this, not even for me, 604 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:20,258 but for the 20-year anniversary of the Housewives. 605 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,394 You know? She should be here. 606 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,062 Good job, Luann! 607 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,456 Here, here's the hot pizza. 608 00:24:26,457 --> 00:24:28,466 Good to see you. How's it going? 609 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,002 Good. Nice to see you. 610 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,903 - You too, you too. - Was it scary? 611 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,971 You know what's the scary part? It's just climbing up 612 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,298 - that damn ladder. - I know! 613 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,508 They asked if I wanted to do it, I said no. 614 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:40,044 Are you gonna leave the zipline in there for her? 615 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,779 - Porsha wants me to. - I'm sure she does. 616 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,798 [Mauricio chuckles] 617 00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:44,983 Yeah. 618 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:50,489 {\an8}Huh? Okay, yeah. 619 00:24:51,974 --> 00:24:53,624 But where's the food. I haven't had time-- 620 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,327 - All here. All here. - Oh, perfect! 621 00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:58,296 - How are you? - I'm good, how are you? 622 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,416 - Good, thank you. - Good. 623 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,335 - Absolutely perfect. - Thank you. 624 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,373 - I was so happy. - You did a great job. 625 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,140 {\an8}- The zipline, which came in. 626 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,135 - Thank you. - Absolutely. 627 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,414 No, I'm just... you know, I wanted to talk to Erika Jayne 628 00:25:23,514 --> 00:25:24,655 about this whole thing, 629 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:25,958 and she----ing walks away from me. 630 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,393 Hold on one second, guys. 631 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,461 - Where are you going? - In the back. 632 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,562 I don't force the issue with women, I really don't. 633 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:33,632 You know, I try to extend the olive branch, 634 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,535 - she didn't take it. - Oh my God. Luann, 635 00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,686 that was the frostiest hello ever, 636 00:25:38,687 --> 00:25:40,097 then I was like, "Wait..." 637 00:25:40,197 --> 00:25:41,856 So, you know what? My theory is correct. 638 00:25:41,857 --> 00:25:43,574 She is a bitch. 639 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,544 [tense music] 640 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:54,110 {\an8}Oh, my God, Luann, 641 00:25:54,111 --> 00:25:55,487 {\an8}that was the frostiest hello ever. 642 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:57,789 So, you know what? My theory is correct. 643 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,641 She is a bitch. 644 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,496 Well, I just saw you both go, "Hello." And then I was like-- 645 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,890 No, I said, "Hey, how are you?" And she just said, "Hello." 646 00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:08,891 - Oh, my God. - And then she turned 647 00:26:08,892 --> 00:26:10,168 and walked away! 648 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,196 She's actually, like, if you were to, like, 649 00:26:12,296 --> 00:26:15,566 talk to her, you know? She's not gonna be... 650 00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:17,575 - I don't know. - She's walking by. 651 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,844 Hey, Erika! 652 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:21,971 - Luann, how are you doing? - I'm good, I'm good. 653 00:26:21,972 --> 00:26:23,247 I just wanted to, you know, 654 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,083 where we left it last time at Bravocon? 655 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,784 - Yeah. - You know, I hate to have that. 656 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:28,086 You know? Because, listen, life is short. 657 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,403 - I would like-- - Well, here's what. 658 00:26:29,404 --> 00:26:30,755 - Here's what, Luann. - Tell me. 659 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,257 I don't know why you said what you said. 660 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,409 So, listen, I don't... 661 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:36,727 You know, we... Do you remember 662 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,429 - when we had dinner? Yes. 663 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,097 - I enjoyed it with you. - Right, 664 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,258 but there are a lot of things-- 665 00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:42,700 And then I never heard from you again. 666 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,936 Right. Do you know how----ed up my life was that night? 667 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,929 - No. - It was so much tension 668 00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:49,423 and so much sh-- that was unsaid-- 669 00:26:49,424 --> 00:26:51,476 - Oh, is that the night already? - Well, yes. 670 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:53,402 - Oh. I didn't know that. - Yes. 671 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,745 - No one knew. - No one knew? 672 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:57,315 But that was not directed towards you. 673 00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:58,983 - Right. - So honestly, 674 00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:00,918 when you were like, "Erika was so rude," 675 00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:03,437 I was like, "Hold on. Wait a second." 676 00:27:03,438 --> 00:27:06,258 Because you know what, Luann? I want you to succeed, 677 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:09,453 I love that you're doing well, I... I think it's great. 678 00:27:09,553 --> 00:27:11,596 And I don't ever wanna have beef with anybody like that. 679 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,064 - Right. - Do you know what I'm saying? 680 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,732 - It's not who I am either. - No. 681 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,400 I don't want that. So, yeah. 682 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:17,760 I'm glad that we had this moment. 683 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,637 Because I really didn't know what to do with it. 684 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,806 You know, I feel really bad now 685 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,642 because she had a boatload of problems going on, 686 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,478 and it really had nothing to do with me. 687 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,137 It makes sense that we'd get along, 688 00:27:28,138 --> 00:27:30,406 because we've both kind of shared some "Tom trauma." 689 00:27:30,407 --> 00:27:32,618 {\an8}It started at 10:45, 690 00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:35,353 {\an8}and it went until 11:39. You were making out with her. 691 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,322 - 12:30... 12:39. - I saw the picture, Tom. 692 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:38,990 How could you do this to me? 693 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,658 At the Regency! In front of everybody! 694 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,660 {\an8}I just hope someone's checking on Tom, 695 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:43,929 {\an8}because he's not good. 696 00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:46,230 No, you can't see well. 697 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,632 You can't hear. 698 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:50,326 You're----ing degrading in front of me 699 00:27:50,327 --> 00:27:51,627 and you're ignoring it. 700 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,839 It's taken a little time, but I think Andy 701 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,006 would be very happy to know 702 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,634 that Erika and I have squashed the beef. 703 00:27:57,734 --> 00:28:00,069 - You wanna get a glass of... - Let's go get a glass. 704 00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:00,970 Let's get a glass. 705 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:03,348 [club music] 706 00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,502 - You look good. - Thanks. 707 00:28:08,503 --> 00:28:09,837 Well, I was doing the Lisa Rinna. 708 00:28:09,838 --> 00:28:11,822 {\an8}My hair is iconic 709 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,775 {\an8}and don't you----ing forget it. 710 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,843 It looks good on you. 711 00:28:15,844 --> 00:28:17,521 How are you? And the boys are... 712 00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:20,932 I just had surgery. I'd like a bionic arm now. 713 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,326 Cabaret! 714 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,037 Luann keep poking at me. 715 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:29,207 Why are you ridiculing me 716 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,841 for working in the car? She wants me to engage. 717 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:33,704 I can't engage for 12... for 12, 14 days. 718 00:28:34,137 --> 00:28:36,364 Your first year on the show, I can't-- 719 00:28:36,365 --> 00:28:37,849 - That was tough. - I mean, my God. 720 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,542 I mean, we didn't know. I didn't even know 721 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,019 how I was going to be a villain. 722 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,888 I didn't even know how that happened. 723 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,756 It's just came naturally. No, I'm kidding. 724 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,217 [all laughing] 725 00:28:47,317 --> 00:28:49,160 {\an8}Never had a problem quite like this with a woman 726 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:50,561 {\an8}in my life. I don't get it. 727 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,463 I honestly think it's jealousy. 728 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,700 I think there's some kind of jealousy there. 729 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,602 This is amazing that you are, like, the first three... 730 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,303 - Yeah. - ...in the franchise. 731 00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:00,404 Crazy. 732 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,206 You know, I saw her at a party, and I... 733 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:04,175 I called up the producers and I said, 734 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:05,810 "What about adding Camille Grammer?" 735 00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:07,179 They were clients of Mo's. 736 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,647 So, I asked Mo for their number. 737 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:11,082 I called her up. I'm like, 738 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,351 "I know you don't really know me, 739 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,585 I saw you at the party, I'm Mo's wife." 740 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,187 But... And I asked her, and she said, 741 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,388 "I don't know. I really don't know 742 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,757 if Kelsey's gonna like that." 743 00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,716 And then next thing we know, 744 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,420 Camille's added at the eleventh hour. 745 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,563 And she still doesn't care what Kelsey thinks. 746 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:26,897 [laughter] Yeah! 747 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:28,424 We definitely don't. 748 00:29:28,425 --> 00:29:30,935 Okay, have a seat. I have something to say. 749 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,063 So, I talked to, uh... 750 00:29:33,163 --> 00:29:35,439 Okay, don't, I can't say it now. I can't say now. 751 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,075 Is she looking? Lisa? 752 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:40,044 - No. - So, you know, 753 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,738 {\an8}- Whitney's our girl. - She cool. 754 00:29:41,838 --> 00:29:42,763 {\an8}She cool. 755 00:29:42,764 --> 00:29:43,915 But I love me some Lisa, though. 756 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,717 She said, "How's it things going with Lisa?" 757 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,586 I said, "I love Lisa." They're both like, 758 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:51,088 "She's a piece of sh-- and so is Meredith, 759 00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:53,958 and the entire city of Salt Lake... 760 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,061 can't stand them." And I said-- 761 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,612 - The whole city? - So I said, "Everybody?" 762 00:29:58,613 --> 00:30:00,256 Okay, well, I'm-a tell you this. 763 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,557 - What? - I've been sitting here talking 764 00:30:01,558 --> 00:30:03,459 to Lisa for the entire party. 765 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:05,796 - Yeah. - She went into detail 766 00:30:05,896 --> 00:30:08,973 about what they been saying about her. 767 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,109 That, uh, Lisa cheated on her husband. 768 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:13,637 She had sex with someone to buy some tickets. 769 00:30:13,737 --> 00:30:14,945 [laughing] 770 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:17,373 And so I was like, "Well, damn, thanks for..." 771 00:30:17,374 --> 00:30:19,108 What are they doing in Salt Lake? 772 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:20,685 So, let's buy our tickets before we go. 773 00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:22,487 Okay. So I-- I've decided 774 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,314 I'm gonna ask Heather in Atlanta. 775 00:30:24,414 --> 00:30:26,149 - Okay. - Just to see what she says. 776 00:30:26,249 --> 00:30:28,584 Now I love me some Heather. Heather is an honest person. 777 00:30:28,585 --> 00:30:30,828 This is the plan? Can we have a plan? 778 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,463 Another Gizelle plan. 779 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:35,299 [laughing] 780 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,593 I swear, you just be pulling me along. 781 00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:38,928 [laughing] 782 00:30:38,929 --> 00:30:40,305 You know what? Gizelle is like 783 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:41,872 one of those big beautiful sharks 784 00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:43,432 with big lashes. 785 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:45,843 When she smells blood in the water, 786 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,311 she's gonna circle it, 787 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,447 and she's gonna make sure she gets it. 788 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,683 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. 789 00:30:53,343 --> 00:30:56,353 Why? 'Cause it's my favorite thing to do. 790 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,980 - You know what Bronwyn said? - What? 791 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,590 I've been knowing that ho for a long time. 792 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,192 She's a kind of person that you don't want 793 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,184 to get to know better. 794 00:31:02,185 --> 00:31:04,196 Damn, is she the bad guy? 795 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,565 Coming up... 796 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,301 I have a lot on my plate. 797 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,868 - No, I... I-- - Without crying, 798 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,536 I'm just saying, I have a lot on my plate. 799 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,164 You don't even know, 'cause I wouldn't share it. 800 00:31:14,264 --> 00:31:16,333 But I feel like you don't like me. 801 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,050 {\an8}[club music] 802 00:31:26,701 --> 00:31:28,853 - Good job. - Oh, thanks, honey. 803 00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,880 - Really good job. - Did you like the zipline? 804 00:31:30,881 --> 00:31:32,891 Flying in from who knows where. 805 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:37,027 Talk to me? Okay. 806 00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:39,530 [indistinct chatter] 807 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,224 Am I getting financial advice? 808 00:31:41,324 --> 00:31:43,367 Press hard, three copies. You have an application. 809 00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:44,669 [laughing] 810 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,061 [house music] 811 00:31:46,062 --> 00:31:48,572 I wanted to have a little Beverly Hills moment here. 812 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,941 Think about where we all started from. 813 00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:53,904 Season one, we had great times together. 814 00:31:54,004 --> 00:31:56,181 {\an8}[cheering] 815 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,682 {\an8}What is it, like, senior citizens in there? 816 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,218 {\an8}[yelling] 817 00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:02,052 Please! I'm scared! I'm scared! 818 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,747 {\an8}Lisa, if you think you're taking that 819 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,389 {\an8}- into my house-- - We got... giddy up! 820 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:09,594 Okay, the party's started! [laughter] 821 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:13,080 {\an8}[laughing] Enough. Okay? 822 00:32:13,081 --> 00:32:15,925 I just spit cheese down my shirt. 823 00:32:15,926 --> 00:32:17,935 We've had horrible times together. 824 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,770 {\an8}After everything that I have done for you. 825 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,605 {\an8}- Everything you've done for me? - Yeah. 826 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,577 - You stole my goddamn house! - You are so sick! 827 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,412 {\an8}Ausch... Munchausen disease. 828 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:29,272 {\an8}If you have some balls, tell me who said it. 829 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,273 - I'm not gonna say who said it. - Say it! 830 00:32:31,274 --> 00:32:32,600 They're not here. And I should-- 831 00:32:32,601 --> 00:32:35,277 [bleep] You! They're saying sh-- about her! 832 00:32:35,278 --> 00:32:36,613 Say who told it. 833 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,055 {\an8}Is that to make Erika look bad, 834 00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:39,523 {\an8}or is that out of genuine concern? 835 00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:41,225 {\an8}Erika, I don't have to make you look bad. 836 00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:43,562 You can do that on your own. 837 00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,630 But honestly, at the end of the day, 838 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:46,931 look at us all sitting here, 839 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:48,616 celebrating 20 years of Housewives. 840 00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:49,793 It's pretty cool. 841 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:52,102 It's a sisterhood that changed our lives, really. 842 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,272 - It's crazy, right? - Did you imagine 843 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,457 that when you started the show, how long did you think 844 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:58,275 - it would go? - A couple months. 845 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,145 [laughter] 846 00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:01,979 And then two months became like four months-- 847 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,647 And then I went through a separation, 848 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,809 and they kept extending it because they wanted the drama-- 849 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,135 But after the first year, we knew. 850 00:33:08,136 --> 00:33:10,814 I didn't know. And I kept saying, 851 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,815 "Is this a good show?" 852 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:15,809 I had come from the scripted world my entire life. 853 00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:19,497 So, I didn't know what making a reality show 854 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,799 was going to be like. 855 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,500 And I was thinking, "Oh, this isn't good" 856 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,002 because, I mean... I don't fight with people, 857 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,137 and this is so weird to be having to shoot a show 858 00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:28,831 with someone that I'm fighting with. 859 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:31,343 I kept asking the producers, "Is this a good show? 860 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:34,346 Are people gonna watch this?" And they would say to me, 861 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:37,673 "Oh, yes. People are going to watch." 862 00:33:37,674 --> 00:33:40,284 How about who didn't you fight with in this group? 863 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:43,220 I fought with everybody. [all laugh] 864 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,955 Oh my god, I think I may have to change. 865 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:46,324 This skirt is gonna drive me nuts. 866 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:47,659 - I wanted to-- - Yeah. 867 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,362 Just let you know, I'm feeling bad, 868 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:53,689 'cause everyone was on me in the car about having to work. 869 00:33:53,690 --> 00:33:55,867 {\an8}Uh, Vicki, I... I don't know what... What's going on, 870 00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:58,352 {\an8}- you're on the phone and-- - I have a lot of work to do 871 00:33:58,353 --> 00:34:00,839 in the next two hours. It's so I don't have to do it 872 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,364 when I get there. 873 00:34:02,365 --> 00:34:03,532 I have a lot on my plate. 874 00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:04,843 - No, I... I-- - Without crying, 875 00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:07,045 I'm just saying, I have a lot on my plate. 876 00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,879 You don't even know because I don't share it. 877 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,698 But the responsibility is huge. 878 00:34:10,699 --> 00:34:12,883 I understand you. I understand you. 879 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,986 But what we're trying to do is get you to maybe 880 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:18,622 drop a little bit of that so that you can enjoy yourself 881 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:19,715 with the girls. 882 00:34:19,716 --> 00:34:21,051 Okay. I wanted to just... 883 00:34:21,151 --> 00:34:22,376 I feel like you don't like me. 884 00:34:22,377 --> 00:34:24,044 I feel like you're jabbing at me, 885 00:34:24,045 --> 00:34:25,564 like, the Porky the Pig... 886 00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:29,901 {\an8}...who told Vicki that she looks like Porky Pig. 887 00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:32,403 - Miss Piggy! - Not Porky. 888 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,673 Girlie, I... I repeated what you told me 889 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,508 - about how we call-- - No, It was Miss Piggy. 890 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,735 Miss Piggy is different than Porky the Pig. 891 00:34:39,736 --> 00:34:41,713 Oh, I see. Oh... I said the wrong thing? 892 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:44,833 - Two different pigs. - Oh, sorry. 893 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,187 - I screwed up my pigs. - It's a different pig. 894 00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:50,721 Oh, I didn't mean that. 895 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,248 I called her the wrong fictional pig. 896 00:34:52,349 --> 00:34:53,224 What can I tell you? 897 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,026 Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. 898 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,228 We got another 11 days together. 899 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:59,264 - Yeah, I know. - And I want it to be kind 900 00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:00,756 and nice and sweet and lift me up. 901 00:35:00,757 --> 00:35:03,901 Right. But I feel like you work too hard. 902 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,737 You work too hard, girlfriend. 903 00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,939 I just got inducted into the Hall of Fame. 904 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:12,093 - Of what? - Financial services. 905 00:35:12,594 --> 00:35:16,013 {\an8}Okay! But you have to understand where I'm coming from, 906 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,047 and, you know-- 907 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,774 I would never ask you to change-- 908 00:35:18,775 --> 00:35:20,852 I would never ask you for a life insurance policy. 909 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:22,936 When people need advice, they usually ask for it. 910 00:35:22,937 --> 00:35:24,614 - Not always. - I'm just saying, 911 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:26,992 sometimes it's annoying. 912 00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:29,953 You know what the biggest problem with Vicki is? 913 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,263 It doesn't feel like she really wants to be here. 914 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:34,957 She's irritable, She's working all the time, 915 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:37,301 she's no fun. So, now you know. 916 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,104 So, respect me, right? 917 00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:40,972 Not giving me unsolicited advice. 918 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:42,906 - I will never do that again. - Right? 919 00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,976 You know what I mean? If I need your advice, 920 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,460 - I'll ask for it. - Okay. 921 00:35:46,461 --> 00:35:48,313 I won't give you unsolicited advice 922 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,982 if you don't sing unsolicited. 923 00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:53,643 - Right? Does it make sense? - I will never do it again. 924 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:57,254 Isn't it nice that we're all here getting along? 925 00:35:57,255 --> 00:36:00,984 Denise. Did you see your marriage blowing up? 926 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,794 We watched you get married on the show. 927 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,329 {\an8}You may seal your vows with a kiss. 928 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,966 {\an8}[cheers and applause] 929 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:10,935 Well, I always thought I would never get divorced again 930 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:12,870 after my first divorce. 931 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,339 Right. Which was... epic. 932 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:17,167 Yeah. No, I thought that bad. [Denise laughs] 933 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,510 - You think this is worse? - In some ways, yeah. 934 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:23,481 It's absolutely terrible going through something so private 935 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,215 and so difficult, publicly. 936 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:27,509 Do you think the show had anything to do with it, 937 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:29,787 you guys? Did the show bring more attention to stuff? 938 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,682 The show? No. He already met her. 939 00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:35,684 I was supposed to move to New York City. 940 00:36:35,685 --> 00:36:37,829 {\an8}Aw, hi, May. Hi, honey? 941 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:40,857 {\an8}Who's that? Come on, come on, come on, go. 942 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:45,335 We've got a boy. Hi, Dee Dee. Aw! 943 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:48,164 Hey. Can I get a little sugar? 944 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:52,177 And he moved her into the apartment. 945 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,204 - Creepy! - That's some shady sh--. 946 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:56,548 - Wasn't she a flight attendant? - Yeah. 947 00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:59,316 Aren't they all? [laughter] 948 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:00,885 Did he meet her on a flight? 949 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,870 I was supposed to be on that flight. 950 00:37:02,871 --> 00:37:04,021 - Hi! - Hi! 951 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,656 - Oh, your strap, your boob-- - Hi! 952 00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:08,325 - Oh my gosh, you look gorgeous. - I bent down. 953 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:13,547 Okay, ladies. Kyle, I wrote a speech for you. 954 00:37:13,548 --> 00:37:17,334 - You did? - Okay. First of all, 955 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,895 I wanna say congratulations to Kyle. 956 00:37:19,896 --> 00:37:21,898 15-plus years of drama, 957 00:37:21,998 --> 00:37:26,568 diamonds, and friendships that didn't survive the season. 958 00:37:26,569 --> 00:37:27,712 Goodbye, Kyle! 959 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,380 We had laughs, screaming matches, 960 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,583 and of course, the dinner from hell, 961 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,544 where we learned that... 962 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,155 [laughing] Oh! 963 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:42,752 He will never emotionally fulfill you. Ever. 964 00:37:42,852 --> 00:37:44,929 Know that. 965 00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:46,580 [laughter] 966 00:37:46,581 --> 00:37:47,924 Oh, my God. [coughing] 967 00:37:48,024 --> 00:37:49,759 [laughter] 968 00:37:49,859 --> 00:37:51,895 I don't vape, okay? 969 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,805 An icon, a survivor, 970 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:59,092 a force of nature, and in your own immortal words, 971 00:37:59,093 --> 00:38:02,079 you're such a----ing liar to me. 972 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,749 [laughter] 973 00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:07,943 - It's silly, but-- - I loved it. 974 00:38:07,944 --> 00:38:09,954 - Congrats. - I love that you did that. 975 00:38:10,088 --> 00:38:11,122 Thank you. 976 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,616 A lot of crazy things happen 977 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,451 on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 978 00:38:15,552 --> 00:38:17,728 Because I started out day one, 979 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:21,632 so long ago, I feel protective of it. 980 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,458 You know, when our ratings are soaring 981 00:38:23,459 --> 00:38:26,069 and we're the number one, ahem, you know? 982 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:30,607 I feel proud. And even though I have struggled at times 983 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:31,742 over these 15 years, 984 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,111 I still would not have change it for anything. 985 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,637 Should we dance now? 986 00:38:35,638 --> 00:38:37,981 - It's time to dance. - Yeah, it's time to dance! 987 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,143 [club music] 988 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:43,136 Come on! Come on, Vic! Go Vic! 989 00:38:43,137 --> 00:38:44,572 There she goes. 990 00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:47,624 Good! 991 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,661 [cheering] 992 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,559 {\an8}[upbeat music] 993 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,671 {\an8}All right, bye, girls. Woo! 994 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:00,988 Bye, Sutton, babe. 995 00:39:00,989 --> 00:39:03,307 Bye, honey! Y'all be safe, okay? 996 00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:06,135 And so before anything goes left, start driving. 997 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,378 Okay, I'm in here. 998 00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:10,840 I wanna go in the back. I got a bad knee. 999 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:12,650 [grunting] 1000 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,518 For God's sake. 1001 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:17,020 That was a par-tay. So, did you hear Vicki say, 1002 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,858 "Happy anniversary, 30th anniversary?" 1003 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,458 No, that was freakin' Lisa. 1004 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:24,011 That was Lisa that said that? It was so weird. 1005 00:39:24,012 --> 00:39:26,013 - Why would you say that? - Why?! 1006 00:39:26,014 --> 00:39:27,347 {\an8}- How are you? - Good to see you. 1007 00:39:27,348 --> 00:39:29,424 {\an8}- Happy anniversary. It's Lisa. - Thank you so much. 1008 00:39:29,425 --> 00:39:31,702 {\an8}- Yeah. Nice to see you. - Yeah. Good to see you. 1009 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:35,540 They actually are not together, Lisa! 1010 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,709 Then, Vicki says... that's why you're thinking of Vicki. 1011 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,168 Vicki says, "We cried all yesterday about it." 1012 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,771 [Gizelle shrieks] I said, "Oh, my God!" 1013 00:39:42,772 --> 00:39:45,016 - We all cried together, so... - What's that? 1014 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:48,035 - I said, we all cried together. - Aw, that's so cute. 1015 00:39:48,036 --> 00:39:49,320 - Hi. - Hi! 1016 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:52,390 Sometimes, y'all, it's okay to say nothing. 1017 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,149 Happy anniversary! 1018 00:39:54,150 --> 00:39:57,186 What?! I wanted to punch both of them. 1019 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:01,190 Can you please send me the video on the zipline? 1020 00:40:01,291 --> 00:40:03,059 I'm with the girls in the car. We wanna see it. 1021 00:40:03,159 --> 00:40:05,402 Luann, you have to feel... [notification pings] 1022 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,137 ...so good after this. 1023 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,798 Like for real, the bushes dancing 1024 00:40:09,799 --> 00:40:11,533 and your body looks svelte, 1025 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,369 and it was like, long and skinny. 1026 00:40:13,469 --> 00:40:14,945 [Luann laughs] Beautiful. 1027 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:17,205 Oh, here it is! Here we go. Look at this. 1028 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,907 [video playing on phone] 1029 00:40:18,908 --> 00:40:20,517 Whoa! [Luann laughing] 1030 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:23,412 - I love that. I love that. - I mean... I mean, I die. 1031 00:40:23,413 --> 00:40:27,008 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪ 1032 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,461 Luann thinks spotlights follow her no... 1033 00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:32,763 No matter where she goes. 1034 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,766 {\an8}Oh. Amazing. 1035 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,834 {\an8}[cheering and applause] Four years in the bushes. 1036 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,261 {\an8}Amazing. 1037 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:42,690 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪ 1038 00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,542 [Luann laughs] 1039 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:47,412 I could keep listening to this song. I love it. 1040 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:49,146 I love that song. 1041 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,950 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪ 1042 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,984 [warped, distorted singing] 1043 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:56,354 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie C'est bonne, c'est bonne ♪ 1044 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:58,780 ♪ Chic, c'est la vie ♪ 1045 00:40:58,781 --> 00:41:00,691 Stop singing! 1046 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,760 I'm hungry. Are you hungry? I didn't eat. 1047 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,094 - I'm hungry. - I forgot to eat. 1048 00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:05,595 Kyle goes, "Get some food over here." 1049 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,130 That's when they went to talk to Erika Jayne. 1050 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,933 My stomach turned, because she walked away from me. 1051 00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,901 - Why, was she not kind to you? - Hold on. 1052 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,970 No. Well, it's a whole long story... 1053 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,405 [Vicki's phone rings] But what happens is that 1054 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:16,473 - I do the cabar-- - Hello? Oh. 1055 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,142 Okay. Okay. 1056 00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:19,777 I think I'm calling him or he's calling me. 1057 00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:22,045 - If you wanna know the answer-- - If you wanna hear-- 1058 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:23,847 I'm sorry, the phone was ringing. 1059 00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:25,148 - Okay. - Well, you can always 1060 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,483 not answer, you know? 1061 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,312 - That would be rude. - I don't know. 1062 00:41:29,412 --> 00:41:31,980 Clearly, the previous conversation with Vicki 1063 00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:34,091 fell on very deaf ears. 1064 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,626 Not deaf enough to hear the phone. 1065 00:41:35,727 --> 00:41:37,194 {\an8}Do you wanna come and have a drink? 1066 00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:39,329 {\an8}- Where? - In my room. 1067 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,298 {\an8}No. Just... 1068 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,625 {\an8}Everybody go to their own room 1069 00:41:42,725 --> 00:41:44,601 {\an8}and everybody just be quiet for a little bit. 1070 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:46,436 {\an8}You guys are exhausting me. 1071 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:48,830 {\an8}We all feel... consensus on Vicki. 1072 00:41:48,831 --> 00:41:50,340 {\an8}Uh, wet blanket. 1073 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,075 {\an8}Ooh, child. 1074 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:54,411 {\an8}I know you, and I know us, 1075 00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:56,472 {\an8}so I know when we go to Atlanta, you're like, 1076 00:41:56,572 --> 00:41:58,181 {\an8}"We in Atlanta, hos! Yeah!" 1077 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,351 {\an8}These ladies are not ready for what I have in store 1078 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,647 {\an8}in Atlanta! And I can't wait! 1079 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:09,726 {\an8}This is the ATL, honey! ATL! 1080 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:12,963 [whooping and cheering] 1081 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,498 - 50 Cent! - This bitch. 1082 00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:16,025 [excited screaming] 1083 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:17,350 I think there's some misconceptions 1084 00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:21,038 about what went down with your ex-husband. 1085 00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:24,174 So... 1086 00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:25,208 Respect and respect. 1087 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,501 That's all I'm saying. 1088 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,537 Well, because I forgot. You want me to tell you 1089 00:42:28,538 --> 00:42:29,714 one more time? 1090 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,200 {\an8}I never... they're trying to make me look bad 1091 00:42:33,201 --> 00:42:34,509 {\an8}because they... 1092 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,344 Talk to us! Don't talk to Kyle. 1093 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,371 Talk to us! 1094 00:42:38,372 --> 00:42:40,058 That's----ed up.