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Stop. Stop.

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Gary, what the fuck?

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Court order for asset seizure.

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Pay your property taxes, Maddie.

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No, this is a mistake.
I'm negotiating a payment schedule.

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Guess they're done negotiating.

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So they take my car? I'm an Uber driver.

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Not my problem.

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How am I supposed
to pay their taxes bartending?

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My problem is that
you went radio silent on me.

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Is that what this is about?

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No, I also have a contract
with the county,

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but I'm saying,

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a little explanation about why
I never heard from you again

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would've been nice.

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You can't just ghost people.
Three months is not nothing.

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Three months? Felt longer. In a good way.

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Wait, Gary, please stop.

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You were right, okay?

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My feelings were so intense
that I got scared.

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I freaked out.

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Is that true?

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Of course it's true, you big dummy.

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Last night, I was doing laundry,
and I thought to myself:

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"I miss that fucker. I miss hearing
about what the Jets were doing wrong."

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What you would do differently
if you ran the team.

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-They'd be so much better.
-So much better.

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The other day, I saw a green sock,
and I was like, that's Gary's.

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This feels good.

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Just say my car wasn't here, okay?

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Yeah. You know what?

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I will do that
because it's not gonna be here.

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What...? That's my cousin.

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He's from Italy.

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Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.

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Second cousin. That's their culture.

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-Have you ever been to Italy?
-I wanted closure, I got closure.

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-Thank you.
-Gary, come on.

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-It was a fling.
-No, no, it wasn't, not to me.

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My sister was right about you.

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Wait, your sister who was arrested
for elder abuse?

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Okay, Gary.

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There's something
seriously wrong with you.

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You think you're so perfect?

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You're indecisive, which is annoying.

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Okay, Gary, I'm sorry.
Will you drop me off?

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I'm bartending at the Claw today.

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God. You know...

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I just can't decide.

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You're an asshole.

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You think I chose this?

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Hi, Gary. What can I get you?

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Let me get a banana bread.

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Actually. Wait, hold on.

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I gotta go lemon loaf.

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I'm gonna...

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I want a heated...

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-That's gonna be 4.50.
-Right.

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Come on.

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Hey.

61
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What the hell are you doing?

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Trying to save my house!

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-You got it?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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No. No, no, no.

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Come on, man.

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Gotta get it together, Maddie.

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One more infraction
and you lose your licence.

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Lot of good a licence is gonna do me
when I don't have a car.

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My mom left me that house.

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It's paid off. Can they do this?

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If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.

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So these rich fucks move in
and then our taxes triple? Bullshit.

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Good news is
you have till September 1st.

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-You'll pay it off.
-Not without a car, man.

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Any idea how much money I lose
every day I'm not Ubering?

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Summer's when I make my nut for the year.

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I get it.

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These people are moving in,
trying to push me out?

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Do you have any idea what that feels like?

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Course you do. Thanks.

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-See you on the water.
-All right.

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Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

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New house is right on the water.

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Tore down the old place. Gotta come out.

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G and T with lime.

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Yeah, I take him out on the boat,
like, every day.

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We're not open until noon.

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Know what, bro?
Let me call you right back.

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It is noon.

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It's 11:57.

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Got it.

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Now what time is it?

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It's 11:56.

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-Give it back.
-Why not wait on your boat?

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I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.

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The fuck's wrong? Just asked for a drink.

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Hey, hey, hey. Stop that.
What is going on here?

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Sir, I will make your drink for you.

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Good Lord.

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Fuck that. You need to fire her.

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I can't. She has a disability.

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What? No, I don't.

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-You don't?
-No.

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-That's the reason why I hired you.
-Bullshit.

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You know what? We cannot start off
the summer like this, okay?

106
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You could be a bitch
any other month of the year.

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Be a bitch in October.
Be a bitch in March.

108
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Don't be a bitch in June. Okay?

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These people keep our lights on.

110
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These people are the reason
I'm losing my house.

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Sorry, Fern.
I'm having a shitty morning.

112
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Yeah, I see that.

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You know what helps me?

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Folding napkins.

115
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Oh, this car's only $1000.

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Oh, no, that's just the tyres.

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Not gonna find anything on Craigslist.
I've looked.

118
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You could always sell your kidney.

119
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You could sell your hair,
your plasma, your eggs.

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The human body's a cash cow.
People don't understand that.

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Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.

122
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Just trying to help.

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You could always rent the house out.

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No. I can't stand the thought
of those summer people

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being in my house.

126
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Hey, hey. Look at this.

127
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"Need a car for college?

128
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Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

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He's a wonderful young man,
extremely smart, but socially shy.

130
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Never had a girlfriend.
We've tried everything.

131
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We're looking for an attractive,
kind, intelligent woman,

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early to mid-20s,

133
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to date him and bring him out of his shell
before he leaves for college in the fall.

134
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In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal,
clean, rust-free, 40K miles.

135
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Serious enquiries only."

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"Date" is in quotes.

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-It's gotta be a joke, right?
-No.

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Have you seen
these helicopter parents?

139
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They'll do everything for their kids.

140
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Surprised they're not gonna
fuck him themselves.

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It does say early to mid-20s, though.

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-That's okay. I can pass for that.
-Okay.

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You won't rent your house out,

144
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but now you'll rent out your vag?

145
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The adults are talking.

146
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Just 'cause I'm a guy,
I can't express an opinion?

147
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-Exactly. Yeah, shut up.
-Yeah.

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You have a Road Runner tattoo
covering your entire back.

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Don't think you should tell anybody
what to do with their body.

150
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What about an OnlyFans page?

151
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,055
What's an OnlyFans page, Jim?

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That would take too long.
I need a car now.

153
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,853
Just surprised you're considering this.
That's all.

154
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,856
I've had a one-night stand before
and gotten zero Buick Regals for it.

155
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,693
Babe, you don't know this, but women have
all sorts of reasons for having sex.

156
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I had sex once because I didn't want
to commute in the morning.

157
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:15,240
I've had sex once
to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

158
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I had sex once on a first date

159
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-'cause I thought he was gonna kill me.
-Jesus.

160
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,873
-You're with me now, babe.
-She's talking about you, dumbass.

161
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Yeah! Epic!

162
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,173
Waves are firing. No tourists.

163
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-You guys are missing out.
-It's probably not even real.

164
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It would be the fastest way to get a car.

165
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:41,725
Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts
as soon as he saw you.

166
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-Then you can just drive right home.
-Oh, my God.

167
00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,356
-Jim.
-You want my opinion?

168
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These people use us.
So why don't we use them?

169
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,613
I just know my mom would've wanted me
to save that house.

170
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,824
Yeah. Things are so expensive now.

171
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,619
Think I wanna wait tables
after teaching kids all year?

172
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,662
Listen to me.

173
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,914
If you're really in a pinch,
you can use our van.

174
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,041
I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead.

175
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,751
-What the fuck is wrong with you?
-Jim.

176
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,711
Just trying to keep it light.

177
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,506
Think a kid wants to have sex with you
in your current condition?

178
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,467
-Get back into the sea.
-Just opened a beer.

179
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,386
Go to the sea.

180
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,639
-It's cold as fuck--
-Go in the ocean.

181
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Might just keep paddling.

182
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,327
Maddie.

183
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-Oh, hi.
-Hi.

184
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,247
Hey.

185
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,583
-Any trouble finding the place?
-No.

186
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No. Found it.

187
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,338
Oh, well, welcome to our home.

188
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,216
I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.

189
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Layered? Like lasagna?

190
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,096
Lasagna? No. Laird.

191
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,557
Laird. Am I saying that right?

192
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,684
Yeah, one syllable. Laird.

193
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,685
Okay.

194
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,063
-Just call me Laird.
-I can't.

195
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,858
So should I come up,
or do you wanna come down here?

196
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,776
-Come on.
-Yeah, come on up.

197
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,236
-That'd be great.
-Come on up.

198
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,084
I just want you to know,

199
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:57,004
we have the utmost respect
for sex workers.

200
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,839
I am...

201
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,424
not a sex worker.

202
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,968
-Not that there's anything wrong.
-Oh, no.

203
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:08,432
So, Maddie, tell us about yourself.

204
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,559
-Where you from?
-Here, actually.

205
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,019
Wow, a local.

206
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,312
I'm jealous.

207
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,606
You live in paradise all year long.

208
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,901
I meant to ask this on the phone,
but how old are you?

209
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:19,818
Well...

210
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:25,991
I know you were looking for someone
early to mid-20s.

211
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,452
-I'm slightly older.
-Right. How old?

212
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,329
I just turned 29.

213
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,788
-Recently?
-Last year.

214
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,540
-So you're 29?
-Last year.

215
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,335
And how old are you, like, right now?

216
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,295
-One more year older.
-So 30.

217
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,214
Yeah. 32.

218
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:42,841
I...

219
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,718
May I be frank?

220
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:49,765
I'm assuming that I'm here
because you haven't found anyone yet,

221
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,850
and the reason
you haven't found anyone yet

222
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,978
is because young girls are idiots.

223
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,855
That's not their fault. They're young.

224
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:57,940
But...

225
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,526
this is your son we're talking about.

226
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,947
What you need is someone
who looks like a peer,

227
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,783
but has the maturity
to be able to handle this

228
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:11,495
with the tact and sensitivity
the situation requires.

229
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,830
-She's good.
-Good.

230
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,998
Good answer.

231
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,877
We've just been so worried about our son.

232
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,549
Percy is so loving,
and he is so sensitive,

233
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,634
and he's extremely bright.

234
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,761
He's going to Princeton next year.

235
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:29,179
Oh, I've heard of it.

236
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,473
He's an amazing musician,
but won't play for anyone.

237
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:34,309
He's just having
a lot of trouble socially.

238
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:35,644
You know, and as a mother,

239
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,564
that's just been really hard to watch
these past four years.

240
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,900
Always on his phone,
doesn't come out of his room,

241
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,362
he doesn't have any friends,
he doesn't talk to girls.

242
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,116
Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties,
doesn't drive.

243
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,784
Doesn't do anything that I did.

244
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,996
We can't send him to college like that.

245
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,247
He'd never make it.

246
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,875
Well, that's why
you called a professional.

247
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,461
Not a professional,
just a girl who needs a car.

248
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:05,132
Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.

249
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,343
We tried everything
to bring him out of his shell.

250
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,431
-We're at the end of our rope.
-I was shy when I was Percy's age.

251
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,350
But I dated this girl
before I went to college,

252
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,728
and she really opened me up sexually.

253
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,104
-Okay.
-Barbara.

254
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,274
Anyway, by the time I got to college,

255
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,027
I was out of my shell and thriving.

256
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,322
-Yes, and that's what we want for Percy.
-Is this him?

257
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,239
Yes.

258
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,661
-Wow, he's adorable.
-Isn't he?

259
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:37,414
So...

260
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,499
how does this work?

261
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,169
The honour system or...?

262
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,421
That, and we know his passcode.

263
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,049
And he's not gay?

264
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,301
No. We've seen his Internet history.

265
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,929
Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.

266
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,265
A little gay. Large groups of people.

267
00:16:56,642 --> 00:17:00,938
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth,
but does it have to be a Buick?

268
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,065
It's just what Dad drove.

269
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,694
Okay, then, why don't you date Percy
and the Buick is yours?

270
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,571
And don't just "date" him, you know?

271
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,366
Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid.

272
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,785
So when you say date him,

273
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,079
do you mean date him or date him?

274
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,624
-Yes.
-Yeah, that's correct.

275
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,001
-Date him.
-Date him hard.

276
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,086
Okay.

277
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,213
I'll date his brains out.

278
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,715
So is he in his room?
Should I jump out and surprise him?

279
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,634
No. No, no, no. He's not here.

280
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,928
He can't know about this.
Nobody can know about this.

281
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,764
Nobody can know about this.

282
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,851
Also, it would devastate him,
which would defeat the purpose

283
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,727
of building up his confidence.

284
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,229
Right. Right.

285
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,190
He volunteers at the animal shelter
from 10 to 6.

286
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:49,111
We thought maybe you could go
and act like you wanna adopt a dog.

287
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,821
And I don't see this happening,

288
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:55,117
but if Percy dates somebody
the organic way...

289
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,494
-Got it. Better get to work.
-Yeah.

290
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,343
I'm drifting.
I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.

291
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,219
Hi. Can I interest you
in some unconditional love?

292
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,347
-Looking for something to slobber on you?
-Can he help me?

293
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,768
Well, he works with the dogs.
I deal with the people.

294
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,312
But you have a weird energy.

295
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,314
Don't worry, I've been neutered.

296
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,982
I want him.

297
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,528
Percy, can you help this lady?

298
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,784
Mind if I touch your wiener?

299
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,453
-What?
-Your dog.

300
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,623
Yeah.

301
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,001
How can I help you?

302
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,753
I wanna adopt a dog.

303
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,338
Oh, yeah. Sure.

304
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:35,342
Great.

305
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:41,056
-That's a cool cartoon.
-It's anime.

306
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,392
Yeah, animated. That's what I said.

307
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,353
Excuse me. I need your help.

308
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,146
Sorry, sorry. Okay.

309
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,940
What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?

310
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,067
I wish I could adopt them all.

311
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,861
Which is the most fucked up?

312
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,115
The most messed up is Milo.

313
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,199
This is Milo.

314
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,660
He's been here the longest.

315
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:07,457
He was a drug dog for the state police,
but they forced him into retirement

316
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,669
because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.

317
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,753
Cocaine?

318
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:13,630
No! Milo!

319
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,882
Milo. Milo.

320
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:18,093
If he hears the word, he gets triggered.

321
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:20,053
Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.

322
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,931
It's okay. It's okay.

323
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,142
I have to ask you questions

324
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,519
just to make sure
you're a suitable candidate.

325
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:30,314
We do it with everyone. It's the rules.

326
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,274
A little rule follower, huh?

327
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,568
Yeah, they're super important.

328
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,571
So is there, like,
an office or somewhere private?

329
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,032
An office.

330
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,825
-Come right this way.
-Great.

331
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,204
Maddie Barker.

332
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,290
I feel so far from you.

333
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:16,735
Spouse?

334
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,905
Currently single.

335
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,114
Thank God too.

336
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,742
You can just have more fun.
Be spontaneous.

337
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:24,993
"Unmarried."

338
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,662
Children?

339
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,373
No. God, no. Too young.

340
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,875
Having fun still. Meeting new people.
I love that.

341
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,086
"Childless."

342
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,006
Why do you want to adopt a dog?

343
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,300
Because I can't have dogs of my own.

344
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,599
And what do you plan to do
with the dog if you move?

345
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:48,892
I'm not moving.

346
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,477
Well, if you did.

347
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:52,813
I have lived here my whole life.
Not going anywhere.

348
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,982
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

349
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,692
No. Pry.

350
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,069
Pry me open.

351
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,580
Oh, what? Already?

352
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:11,790
Okay. Sorry.

353
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:14,042
I'll have to send this application
up to my supervisor.

354
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:16,378
Come on. Gotta be more questions.

355
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,673
Yes, there are,
but I have to start closing up.

356
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,967
So yeah. You can come back
another day, though.

357
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,720
I might not want a dog another day.

358
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,514
I want a dog right now.

359
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:30,309
Well, then,
pet ownership may not be for you.

360
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:36,481
You sound a lot like the kind of person
we would normally take a dog from.

361
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,443
How about I give you a ride home?

362
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,028
And we can keep talking?

363
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:44,156
-You're on the way.
-How do you know where I live?

364
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,200
Your parents told me.

365
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:49,036
-What?
-It's on your school bag.

366
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,710
Everything under control?

367
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,464
Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy
about leaving early?

368
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,008
It's like we super can't do that, right?

369
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,260
Would that be, you know, frowned upon?

370
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,387
Oh, come on. Let's go.

371
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:08,305
Okay.

372
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:09,973
Okay.

373
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:11,725
You can finish alone, right?

374
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,435
Bet you do it all the time.

375
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:14,353
Thanks.

376
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:15,896
Bye.

377
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,106
Okay, then.

378
00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:19,775
Approved.

379
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,032
-That's your car?
-It is for tonight.

380
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,827
Actually, you know what?

381
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,830
This sucks, but I just remembered
I rode my bike here, so...

382
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:36,959
This is what-- I'll go on this.

383
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,126
Well, that's okay.

384
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,464
I can just throw it in the back.

385
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,675
You can ride up front with me.

386
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,056
Oh, come on. I won't bite.

387
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,643
Unless you want me to.

388
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,524
Okay. But no biting.

389
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:07,155
I mean, whatever.
I've been with girls a couple times.

390
00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:10,534
-Where's the rest of my seat belt?
-It's a lap belt.

391
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,704
Pretend you're on an airplane.
I'll be your flight attendant.

392
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,582
Why is the flight attendant
flying the plane?

393
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,750
I've killed the pilot
and taken over the plane.

394
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,043
You're my hostage.

395
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,600
-This isn't the way to my house.
-It's a shortcut.

396
00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:52,826
Give me that. What are you doing?

397
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,078
Our generation and our phones, huh?

398
00:24:58,624 --> 00:24:59,833
We're home.

399
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:02,836
Okay.

400
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:10,135
What you got down there? Something for me?

401
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,766
Oh, fuck!

402
00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:29,363
Why?

403
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,864
You tried kidnapping me!

404
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:33,951
I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.

405
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,370
You put me in a van and took my phone.

406
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:40,666
If I were kidnapping you, would I give
my personal information first?

407
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,544
Why couldn't you have used
your rape whistle?

408
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,087
Why would I have a rape whistle?

409
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:47,130
Why do you have fucking Mace?

410
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:48,799
Sorry.

411
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:52,386
Will you get the hose, please? Please.

412
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,017
-It's broken.
-Is the water on?

413
00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:01,937
-You have to turn the water on?
-Are you fucking with me?

414
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,273
-Maybe it was already on.
-The spigot.

415
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:05,732
-The spigot.
-Oh, okay.

416
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:07,276
God.

417
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,282
God. Fuck.

418
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:14,992
-Stop spraying me with it.
-I'm sorry.

419
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,660
I'm trying to help. I'm sorry.

420
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,873
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

421
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:21,957
I'm sorry.

422
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:23,792
I'm sorry.

423
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,044
I didn't know
what you were trying to do.

424
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,840
-I just thought you were hot.
-You think I'm hot?

425
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:33,051
Yeah. I think you're super hot.

426
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,305
Maybe we should go on a date, then?

427
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,474
I'll go throw another dress on.

428
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:43,395
Oh, no, I didn't mean now.
I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like...

429
00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:44,980
a real date.

430
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,483
Yeah, that's better.

431
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,152
Okay.

432
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,278
Tomorrow, then.

433
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,577
Thank you for the ride.

434
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:01,914
Bye.

435
00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,921
Can't believe
this kid is going to Princeton.

436
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,088
He's dumb as shit.

437
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:13,884
He's just afraid of the world.
They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap.

438
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:18,138
My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home.
Won't go outside without a helmet.

439
00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:20,557
It might be a medical thing.

440
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:23,685
The problem is the parents. They baby him.

441
00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:26,730
Anyway, I'll need the van tonight
for my big date.

442
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:27,940
-No.
-What?

443
00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:28,857
No.

444
00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:30,734
Gonna take me a week
to air that thing out.

445
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,195
Sara's pregnant.
I can't have her breathing those fumes.

446
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:35,781
Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.

447
00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:38,742
That'll drop his panties.

448
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:44,748
-Hey, Mel.
-Hi, Mel.

449
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,041
Hey, guys.

450
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,252
Did you hear about Mel?

451
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,796
She got herself a sugar daddy.

452
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:52,089
You could do that.

453
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:55,217
Then you wouldn't have to worry
about a car or property taxes.

454
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:59,137
No. No way I'm gonna be on call
to some rich asshole all summer.

455
00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:03,225
If you see me doing that,
it means I've compromised who I am,

456
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:05,561
and you can kill me
because I've given up.

457
00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:09,690
I should have this Buick by now,
but this kid is unfuckable.

458
00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:58,947
Well, you look like an accountant
in the Bahamas.

459
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,868
It was too hot for pants.

460
00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:07,039
-Hi.
-Hi.

461
00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:10,167
I'm so glad we're doing this.
A date was a great idea.

462
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,793
Am I allowed to be here?

463
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,504
Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine.

464
00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:15,422
It's just that I'm not 21.

465
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:16,924
That doesn't matter here.

466
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,800
I think it's a federal law, but...

467
00:29:23,514 --> 00:29:25,557
Where is the waitress?

468
00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:28,101
I just hope my parents don't find out
that I'm here.

469
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:29,853
Do they come here?

470
00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:31,647
No, no. They track my phone.

471
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:34,608
Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?

472
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,238
There she is, the Flash.

473
00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:40,739
What do you want, Maddie?

474
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:43,617
A Long Island iced tea for me, and...

475
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,619
-Pepsi, please.
-We only have Coke.

476
00:29:48,205 --> 00:29:50,791
-Do you wanna go somewhere else?
-No, Percy.

477
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,501
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.

478
00:29:53,085 --> 00:29:54,086
Okay.

479
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:55,003
Thank you.

480
00:29:58,924 --> 00:29:59,967
I'm really tense.

481
00:30:00,676 --> 00:30:02,094
Why? Is everything okay?

482
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:07,140
Yeah, I just-- I had this really
intense dream about you last night.

483
00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:08,225
Don't ask.

484
00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:10,686
Of course. That's private.

485
00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,229
Do you ever have those?

486
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:13,605
Intense dreams?

487
00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:17,359
Actually, yeah.

488
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:18,527
Tell me.

489
00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:21,530
You know Harley Quinn from <i>Suicide Squad?</i>

490
00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:23,282
Okay.

491
00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:28,036
I had this one dream
where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.

492
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,415
So she'd locked me
in one of the dog cages

493
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:33,375
and dragged me back to her hideout.

494
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:36,461
I kicked at the cage and screamed.

495
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:37,629
And that made you come?

496
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:39,673
I did not.

497
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,758
How is that a sex dream?

498
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:44,553
You asked me if I have intense dreams.

499
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:48,432
You're right.
I should've been more specific.

500
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:52,686
I used to have nightmares about this song
when I was a kid.

501
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,354
Why?

502
00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:57,608
'Cause it's about a monster.
A man-eater.

503
00:30:58,442 --> 00:31:02,738
"She only comes out at night.
Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

504
00:31:04,323 --> 00:31:06,283
I don't think
that's what the song is about.

505
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,492
I'll look into that.

506
00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:10,537
Long Island iced tea
for America's sweetheart,

507
00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:11,747
and one for the boy.

508
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:14,416
Oh, good news, by the way.

509
00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:15,792
We got some new dogs in today.

510
00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:17,753
So, you know, if you're still looking...

511
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,759
This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

512
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:25,511
Percy, you're going to college soon.

513
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:27,596
You're gonna have to learn how to drink.

514
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,723
Can't go your whole life
scared of everything.

515
00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:31,642
I'm not scared of everything.

516
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,185
Come on. Open up.

517
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,436
Have your medicine.

518
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,271
-Come on, baby bird.
-I don't like it.

519
00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:37,940
-Oh, shit.
-Well, well,

520
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:40,192
look at what the tide dragged in.

521
00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:42,319
Hello, Travis.

522
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:45,572
Well, I don't know if you heard, but...

523
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,825
That's great. Congratulations.

524
00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:50,786
-Congratulations.
-Thank you. Thank you.

525
00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:54,206
Turns out your little disappearing act,

526
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,333
that was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

527
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,627
Well, I'm happy I could help.

528
00:31:58,710 --> 00:31:59,753
You know...

529
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:05,467
my wife, she speaks three languages.

530
00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:07,970
She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

531
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,515
We do everything together. All of it.

532
00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,851
That's great.
Is her vagina dishwasher-safe?

533
00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:14,768
No.

534
00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,312
She's a real person.

535
00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,398
Unlike you.

536
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,067
Wanna know what the best part is?

537
00:32:22,818 --> 00:32:24,528
When I told her that I loved her,

538
00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:28,323
she said it back to me
instead of running away.

539
00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:30,409
Like a coward.

540
00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:33,287
That must've been
a really exciting second date.

541
00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,794
You better be careful of this one.

542
00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:43,922
She is slippery.

543
00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:46,550
Bye-bye. Bye, Travis.

544
00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,180
-Is that your ex-boyfriend?
-More like a friend.

545
00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:54,016
It felt like you didn't really like him.

546
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:57,811
-You met him. Do you like him?
-I didn't have sex with him.

547
00:32:57,895 --> 00:33:00,147
Do you want to? I can call him back over.

548
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,274
-Hey, Travis.
-No, no, no. No.

549
00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:04,484
I don't wanna do that. I just...

550
00:33:04,568 --> 00:33:06,737
I don't know
why you'd have sex with someone

551
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:07,946
if you don't like them.

552
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:10,616
It was Christmas, I was lonely.
I don't know.

553
00:33:10,699 --> 00:33:12,409
Why'd you disappear on him?

554
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,953
What's with the questions?
Can't we get drunk and have fun?

555
00:33:15,037 --> 00:33:17,581
Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you.

556
00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:23,003
-Do you wanna get out of here?
-Yes. Please.

557
00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:25,631
I think I'm a little drunk.

558
00:33:25,714 --> 00:33:27,799
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.

559
00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:29,551
No, I wasn't.

560
00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,262
God, I love the beach.

561
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:34,723
I just feel so free out here. Don't you?

562
00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:36,850
Yeah.

563
00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:41,063
I think it's closed, though.
Oh, it's after 8, so...

564
00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:44,858
We could come back during operating hours.

565
00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:48,320
-We got the whole place to ourselves.
-Lots of red flags.

566
00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,948
-Let's go swimming.
-There's no lifeguards.

567
00:33:51,907 --> 00:33:53,909
Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping.

568
00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:56,912
Oh, look, no swimming.

569
00:33:57,788 --> 00:33:59,122
Oh, we tried.

570
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:03,418
You know, those rules are
more like just suggestions.

571
00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:06,380
Come on, let's get you
out of these Daisy Dukes.

572
00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:08,882
Maddie, I don't know.

573
00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:13,594
I'm ugly to you. I knew it.

574
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,138
-I knew it.
-What?

575
00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:17,599
No.

576
00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:20,978
-No.
-Seems like it.

577
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:21,895
No, I...

578
00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:25,107
I think you're the...

579
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,275
I think you're the prettiest person
I've ever seen.

580
00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:29,235
Really?

581
00:34:30,279 --> 00:34:31,112
Pretty where?

582
00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:38,078
Pretty here?

583
00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,917
Or pretty here?

584
00:34:51,592 --> 00:34:52,801
What about sharks?

585
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:54,344
None here.

586
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:56,513
Jellyfish?

587
00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:57,848
Not in season.

588
00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:00,893
It's really the lack of lifeguards
that's causing an issue for me.

589
00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:04,271
-Just get the fuck in here right now!
-Okay! Okay. Okay.

590
00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:07,858
Come on.
I promise nothing's gonna happen.

591
00:35:10,903 --> 00:35:12,613
Isn't this how <i>Jaws</i> started?

592
00:35:17,075 --> 00:35:18,660
I'm going to trust you.

593
00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:34,426
See? It's not so bad.

594
00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:41,683
Fuck her!

595
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:44,019
Fuck her in the butt!

596
00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:46,313
-What are they doing?
-I don't know.

597
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,397
Hello.

598
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:50,400
Hey, what you up to over there?

599
00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:52,361
Just doing our taxes.

600
00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:54,488
These yours?

601
00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:56,532
Yeah, no need to fold them.

602
00:35:56,615 --> 00:35:58,534
Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes.

603
00:35:58,617 --> 00:36:01,161
-Take her fucking clothes.
-They're taking our clothes.

604
00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:04,915
-Hey, put that back!
-Suck my balls!

605
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:07,918
I'm warning you.

606
00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:10,379
Bye, sea bitch.

607
00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,464
You said nothing bad would happen.

608
00:36:12,548 --> 00:36:15,551
-We need to find an adult.
-Percy, you're an adult.

609
00:36:15,634 --> 00:36:16,885
Where are you going?

610
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,638
Oh, dude. What the fuck?

611
00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:21,223
-Gross, right?
-Dude.

612
00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:22,349
It's like nasty.

613
00:36:22,432 --> 00:36:24,643
-Wait, are you serious?
-We lost one.

614
00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,145
-Fuck yeah.
-Come here, cunts.

615
00:36:27,229 --> 00:36:28,605
What the fuck?

616
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,151
Shit.

617
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:34,903
-Stay the fuck back.
-Who wants some?

618
00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:37,281
Fucking...

619
00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:39,241
Come on.

620
00:36:49,585 --> 00:36:51,545
Come here. Come on. Come on.

621
00:36:52,337 --> 00:36:53,380
Oh, my God.

622
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,133
-Connor.
-What the fuck?

623
00:36:57,426 --> 00:36:59,261
What about you?
You want the business?

624
00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:01,680
-Take it. Take it.
-Think it's cool to steal clothes?

625
00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,807
-You need fucking help.
-I'm calling the cops.

626
00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:06,476
And stay the fuck out of Montauk!

627
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:10,314
Where were we?

628
00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:14,401
-What happened over there?
-I got our clothes back.

629
00:37:15,194 --> 00:37:17,988
-Did you beat up those kids?
-No.

630
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:20,657
-They apologised.
-I heard screaming.

631
00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:23,493
That was the apologising.

632
00:37:27,497 --> 00:37:31,293
I don't like this.
Something's really wrong with you.

633
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:35,130
They had our clothes, our phones,
our keys, our wallets.

634
00:37:35,214 --> 00:37:38,175
I got them back.
What would you have done? Nothing?

635
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,719
-You should be thanking me.
-I was coming up with a plan.

636
00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:43,013
To do what? Call your mom and dad?

637
00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,056
Sack up, ho.

638
00:37:45,224 --> 00:37:48,268
Sorry. That was mean. Let's fuck.

639
00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:50,979
No?

640
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,233
Why not?

641
00:37:54,775 --> 00:37:57,486
Because it's like you're trying to eat me.

642
00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:58,529
Oh, God.

643
00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:01,532
I'm not gonna have sex
with somebody that I don't know.

644
00:38:01,615 --> 00:38:04,368
It's better that way. Trust me.

645
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,994
Not for me.

646
00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:10,332
This is bullshit. I'm done.
I feel sorry for you.

647
00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,343
Fucking waste of time.

648
00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:23,136
Hey! Hey!

649
00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:27,808
-Hey, give me my clothes.
-Okay.

650
00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:31,019
Here, take your little booty shorts.

651
00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:36,400
Where's my phone? Is it in your car?

652
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,485
-Nope.
-You barely even looked.

653
00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:40,404
-It's not in here.
-Can you check?

654
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:43,657
-My parents need to know where I am.
-Why? Are you a child?

655
00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:50,998
Give me my phone!

656
00:38:51,081 --> 00:38:53,876
-Percy, get off my hood.
-Not until you give me my phone.

657
00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:56,503
-I need it.
-Okay, guess we're doing this.

658
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:01,675
-Oh, yeah.
-Okay, very funny, Maddie.

659
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,635
-Yo!
-Now let me off.

660
00:39:05,304 --> 00:39:07,139
Just give me my phone.
I just need my phone.

661
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:10,893
-I will drive to fucking Chicago.
-Just give me my phone.

662
00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:15,480
Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy.

663
00:39:15,564 --> 00:39:18,192
I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a--

664
00:39:18,275 --> 00:39:19,610
Fuck me.

665
00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,278
-Oh, thank God.
-Fuck.

666
00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:24,114
-Idiot.
-Oh, thank God.

667
00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:27,242
Okay, pull over.
Just pull over. Just stop.

668
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,913
I'm on probation. I can't lose my licence.

669
00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:32,206
<i>Pull over.</i>

670
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:35,667
-What the fuck are you doing?
-Hang on.

671
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,670
Sorry. Hold on.

672
00:39:38,754 --> 00:39:42,090
Oh, my God!

673
00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:48,305
God.

674
00:39:58,941 --> 00:40:01,610
I'm not seeing any cops out there.
I think we lost them.

675
00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:03,946
Are you sure? Keep looking.

676
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,741
I can't believe
you drove over the train tracks.

677
00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:09,535
I thought we were gonna die.

678
00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:12,037
You were really brave,
holding on to the hood like that.

679
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,956
Most guys would've fallen off.

680
00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:17,125
I have pretty strong hands
from piano lessons.

681
00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,169
We should have some music.

682
00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:20,629
Yeah, yeah.

683
00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,631
Hey, thank you for these clothes,
by the way.

684
00:40:24,299 --> 00:40:26,426
I like your house a lot. It's cosy.

685
00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,720
Bedroom's the best part.
I'll show you later.

686
00:40:38,647 --> 00:40:40,649
Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.

687
00:40:47,322 --> 00:40:48,866
Did you grow up dancing?

688
00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:52,661
Smack it.

689
00:40:52,744 --> 00:40:55,330
You want...? Me smack it?
You want me to smack it?

690
00:40:58,041 --> 00:40:59,668
-Do I have your consent...?
-Yeah.

691
00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:01,712
Smack it. Harder.

692
00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:03,922
Hit it.

693
00:41:05,424 --> 00:41:06,425
Sorry.

694
00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:11,930
So how long have you lived here?

695
00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:26,320
You're a little heavy on my legs.

696
00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:28,322
You wanna switch?

697
00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:40,042
Do you wanna go to the bedroom?

698
00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:41,919
We can take it slow.

699
00:41:42,878 --> 00:41:43,712
Yeah.

700
00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:46,048
-Thank you.
-Are you okay?

701
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:48,133
Yeah, I wanna-- I wanna--

702
00:41:48,217 --> 00:41:51,220
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy.
But let's go.

703
00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:53,180
Sorry.

704
00:41:53,764 --> 00:41:55,015
Does it look weird?

705
00:41:55,766 --> 00:41:58,393
-No, it's fine.
-My back itches too.

706
00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:03,398
-Oh, my God.
-What?

707
00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:07,069
Oh, God.

708
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:11,281
This happens sometimes when I get anxious.

709
00:42:11,365 --> 00:42:13,617
I know you're really horny. I'm sorry.

710
00:42:14,618 --> 00:42:15,452
Fuck.

711
00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:19,540
This is for board rash,
but it should do the trick.

712
00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:22,167
I'm so embarrassed.

713
00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:24,253
Don't be.

714
00:42:25,921 --> 00:42:28,674
I once went to a Halloween party
dressed as a baby.

715
00:42:28,757 --> 00:42:31,593
My crush was there,
and as we were hooking up,

716
00:42:31,677 --> 00:42:34,638
we both realised
that I got diaper rash from my costume.

717
00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:36,723
I was 21.

718
00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:38,392
You didn't wear underwear?

719
00:42:39,059 --> 00:42:40,727
Diapers are underwear.

720
00:42:40,811 --> 00:42:43,564
No, they're not.
Diapers are like wearable toilets.

721
00:42:43,647 --> 00:42:44,982
Well, I didn't use it.

722
00:42:45,816 --> 00:42:46,692
Sure, you didn't.

723
00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:49,653
There's a smile.

724
00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:54,616
I don't really have a lot to smile about.

725
00:42:55,409 --> 00:42:57,119
I can barely leave my room.

726
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,540
Well, I've lived in this house
my whole life.

727
00:43:01,623 --> 00:43:02,791
Really?

728
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:05,294
I did leave once, when I was 18.

729
00:43:05,878 --> 00:43:07,838
I had this custom board

730
00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:10,340
of all the California beaches
I was gonna surf.

731
00:43:10,424 --> 00:43:15,012
Made it all the way to New York City
before I turned back around.

732
00:43:15,095 --> 00:43:16,555
Why'd you turn around?

733
00:43:16,638 --> 00:43:19,725
I just realised everything I need is here.

734
00:43:20,309 --> 00:43:22,227
And my mom got sick. So...

735
00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:25,939
I stayed to take care of her.

736
00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:29,193
Why couldn't your dad do it?

737
00:43:30,694 --> 00:43:32,154
Lift up your arms.

738
00:43:35,073 --> 00:43:36,992
I had to switch schools...

739
00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:40,579
after I had a sleepover in ninth grade
and everybody found out

740
00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:43,874
that I still slept
in my parents' room sometimes, so...

741
00:43:46,418 --> 00:43:50,881
It turned into this rumour
that I slept in the same bed with them...

742
00:43:52,216 --> 00:43:54,801
and then it became
that I had sex with them.

743
00:43:57,930 --> 00:43:58,931
It was awful.

744
00:43:59,556 --> 00:44:02,267
Probably why I spend so much time alone.

745
00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:03,769
You don't have any friends?

746
00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:07,314
Yeah, I have tons of friends, just online.

747
00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:12,903
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.

748
00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:15,155
Who?

749
00:44:15,906 --> 00:44:17,950
-Jody's my old nanny.
-Turn around.

750
00:44:28,544 --> 00:44:31,171
I'm sorry
I couldn't have sex with you today.

751
00:44:32,756 --> 00:44:35,843
I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.

752
00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:37,719
It's okay.

753
00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:41,348
Maybe we could spend the day
together tomorrow?

754
00:44:41,974 --> 00:44:43,767
Then, I promise, I'll put out.

755
00:44:46,812 --> 00:44:47,646
Sounds nice.

756
00:45:00,284 --> 00:45:01,743
It's just, like, swish.

757
00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:03,620
What's that?

758
00:45:15,007 --> 00:45:17,009
No blocking sensors!

759
00:45:17,593 --> 00:45:19,011
You! You're out!

760
00:45:32,191 --> 00:45:34,193
-Frisbee thing and then the smallest...
-Yeah.

761
00:45:38,322 --> 00:45:39,740
Yeah. Got it, got it.

762
00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:40,657
Bye!

763
00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:41,867
Get a life.

764
00:45:48,207 --> 00:45:49,208
There.

765
00:45:51,418 --> 00:45:53,337
You can finally drink while you're at bat.

766
00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:56,006
You get me. What else?

767
00:45:57,174 --> 00:45:58,008
Close your eyes.

768
00:46:00,302 --> 00:46:01,845
And stick out your finger.

769
00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:06,892
Now you're stuck with me forever.

770
00:46:07,976 --> 00:46:09,186
It's a finger trap.

771
00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:11,897
Percy, get me out of this.

772
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:14,274
Stop pulling away.
Stop pulling away. Relax.

773
00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:15,776
Just push in.

774
00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,872
Do you think we would've been friends
in high school?

775
00:46:28,956 --> 00:46:30,165
Yeah, I think so.

776
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:32,876
I don't know.
I feel like you were, like...

777
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:35,128
prom queen or something.

778
00:46:35,921 --> 00:46:37,422
I didn't even go to prom.

779
00:46:38,215 --> 00:46:39,925
What? Nobody asked you?

780
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:42,594
Everybody asked me. Teachers asked me.

781
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,806
I had a date, and a dress, and...

782
00:46:45,889 --> 00:46:47,182
What happened?

783
00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:49,268
It was a long time ago. Who cares?

784
00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:51,770
I care.

785
00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:57,317
Well, you asked
why my dad didn't take care of my mom

786
00:46:57,401 --> 00:46:58,527
when she was sick.

787
00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:02,114
It's 'cause he was in the city
with his family.

788
00:47:03,115 --> 00:47:04,366
They summer here.

789
00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:07,452
They had an affair.

790
00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:11,331
And then I came along.

791
00:47:12,249 --> 00:47:15,169
I was just a mess
that he didn't wanna deal with.

792
00:47:15,252 --> 00:47:18,213
So he had his lawyers clean everything up,

793
00:47:18,297 --> 00:47:21,758
gave my mom some money
and a house to make us go away.

794
00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:26,513
Years later, I wrote my dad a letter

795
00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:29,141
asking why he wanted nothing
to do with me.

796
00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:32,102
But on the morning of prom...

797
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:36,148
I got the letter returned, unopened.

798
00:47:38,817 --> 00:47:41,528
And so after that,
I didn't wanna go to prom.

799
00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:43,614
I didn't wanna--
I didn't wanna do anything.

800
00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:46,408
I just stayed in my room and cried.

801
00:47:47,409 --> 00:47:49,745
Why didn't you reach back out to him?

802
00:47:51,079 --> 00:47:54,124
'Cause fuck him. He left.
He can reach out.

803
00:47:58,337 --> 00:47:59,171
What?

804
00:48:00,797 --> 00:48:02,174
Can I kiss you?

805
00:48:23,487 --> 00:48:24,363
It's Jody.

806
00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:26,365
Who?

807
00:48:26,949 --> 00:48:29,117
Jody. My nanny. Remember?

808
00:48:29,201 --> 00:48:31,328
-"Meet at the lighthouse."
-Yeah.

809
00:48:31,912 --> 00:48:32,746
Okay.

810
00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:36,083
You sure you don't wanna
just go back to my house?

811
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,501
I'm still horny from that kiss.

812
00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:38,877
Yes, Jody!

813
00:48:39,503 --> 00:48:40,838
-Hi.
-There he is.

814
00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:42,214
The tickle prince.

815
00:48:44,716 --> 00:48:46,260
So this must be the famous Maddie.

816
00:48:46,844 --> 00:48:49,388
And you're Jody.
You were Percy's nanny?

817
00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:50,806
Mr Mary Poppins.

818
00:48:52,724 --> 00:48:55,519
You guys stayed pretty close, huh?

819
00:48:55,602 --> 00:48:57,271
Oh, yeah. Super close.

820
00:48:58,438 --> 00:48:59,648
What'd you win there, pal?

821
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,442
-Is that a Frisbee?
-Oh, yeah, Maddie won it.

822
00:49:02,526 --> 00:49:03,777
-Nice.
-Look at that.

823
00:49:03,861 --> 00:49:05,863
-Maddie, score!
-Yeah.

824
00:49:05,946 --> 00:49:07,239
Hey, Perce, go long.

825
00:49:11,994 --> 00:49:13,078
I got it.

826
00:49:13,662 --> 00:49:16,540
-Real motor on that little guy.
-What the fuck do you want?

827
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,211
-Excuse me?
-It's his parents' money, not his.

828
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,881
You like little kids or something?

829
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,883
Do I like little kids?
You're a male nanny.

830
00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:27,551
What do you want from him?

831
00:49:27,634 --> 00:49:29,469
Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

832
00:49:32,014 --> 00:49:34,892
I have nannied for a lot
of powerful families out here.

833
00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:36,727
So if you hurt him...

834
00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:38,812
I'll hurt you.

835
00:49:38,896 --> 00:49:40,898
What are you gonna do?
Throw a pacifier at me?

836
00:49:41,732 --> 00:49:43,108
-Hey, bud.
-Hey.

837
00:49:44,026 --> 00:49:45,903
It was in a prickle bush, but I got it.

838
00:49:45,986 --> 00:49:47,196
That's incredible.

839
00:49:49,656 --> 00:49:52,159
Okay, are you ready for your gift?

840
00:49:52,242 --> 00:49:53,160
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

841
00:49:53,243 --> 00:49:54,494
I'm bringing it out.

842
00:49:57,372 --> 00:50:00,125
Oh, my God...

843
00:50:00,918 --> 00:50:02,002
Did you find this?

844
00:50:02,085 --> 00:50:03,921
Figured it would get him
into surfing early.

845
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:05,297
Wow, this is...

846
00:50:06,256 --> 00:50:07,716
-It turns on.
-It does?

847
00:50:07,799 --> 00:50:09,843
Why don't we see if that makes it better?

848
00:50:09,927 --> 00:50:12,179
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.

849
00:50:12,262 --> 00:50:13,388
Nice.

850
00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:16,892
No.

851
00:50:18,894 --> 00:50:20,729
Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?

852
00:50:20,812 --> 00:50:22,981
-I haven't gotten it.
-Really?

853
00:50:26,193 --> 00:50:27,194
Why?

854
00:50:29,655 --> 00:50:32,658
I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

855
00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:34,493
You could sue them for that, you know.

856
00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:36,578
Actually, we haven't had sex yet.

857
00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:39,831
He just needs more of a connection first.

858
00:50:39,915 --> 00:50:42,376
I actually really like him.
We're becoming friends.

859
00:50:45,712 --> 00:50:48,340
He's gonna forget about me.
He's going to college in the fall.

860
00:50:48,423 --> 00:50:49,383
I don't know.

861
00:50:49,466 --> 00:50:51,510
Well, it's happening tonight.
We're getting dinner.

862
00:50:52,177 --> 00:50:53,679
You're going to dinner.

863
00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:56,139
Okay, so you're, like,
"dating" dating, then.

864
00:50:56,223 --> 00:50:57,140
Shut up.

865
00:51:00,644 --> 00:51:02,062
I know what I'm doing.

866
00:51:09,444 --> 00:51:10,529
Maddie.

867
00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,031
It's me, Doug Khan.

868
00:51:13,991 --> 00:51:16,743
We went to high school together.
Remember? I...

869
00:51:17,327 --> 00:51:18,662
I ran varsity track?

870
00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:21,415
I had that sweet cherry-red Miata?

871
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:25,669
I had sex with our Spanish teacher,
Mrs Walsh.

872
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:29,464
Doug Khan! You were on TV.

873
00:51:29,548 --> 00:51:31,008
Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail?

874
00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:31,925
No.

875
00:51:32,759 --> 00:51:34,136
Mrs Khan did.

876
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:36,180
We got married.

877
00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:37,806
But, you know...

878
00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:40,392
they never run that story.

879
00:51:40,475 --> 00:51:42,019
How can I help you, Doug?

880
00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:44,396
Well, I'm a real estate broker now.

881
00:51:45,147 --> 00:51:48,275
I don't have to tell you,
this is a fabulous neighbourhood.

882
00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:50,319
I mean, an acre on this street?

883
00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:52,446
Name your price, Maddie.

884
00:51:52,529 --> 00:51:54,865
-It was great catching up, Doug.
-Listen, come on.

885
00:51:54,948 --> 00:51:58,493
If you don't pay off your lien,
the county's gonna fire-sale your house.

886
00:51:58,577 --> 00:52:01,747
You'll lose half of what it's worth.
Let me list it, you'll get full price.

887
00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:05,501
So they can tear this whole thing down?
Stay off my yard, Doug.

888
00:52:43,038 --> 00:52:44,414
Was this a stupid idea?

889
00:52:44,498 --> 00:52:47,292
No, I love it.
We're finally going to prom.

890
00:52:48,502 --> 00:52:49,837
I have something for you.

891
00:52:55,926 --> 00:52:57,177
I have this.

892
00:52:57,970 --> 00:52:59,429
It's from my garden.

893
00:53:00,097 --> 00:53:01,181
Careful.

894
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:09,648
You look very handsome.
Should we take a picture?

895
00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:14,403
I left my phone at home. On purpose.

896
00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:15,946
-What?
-Yeah.

897
00:53:16,029 --> 00:53:17,948
-I don't believe you.
-No, I did.

898
00:53:18,031 --> 00:53:19,992
-I don't believe you.
-No! I don't have it.

899
00:53:20,075 --> 00:53:22,744
I did. I did. I just wanna talk to you.

900
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:36,383
Just crack it.

901
00:53:36,466 --> 00:53:38,177
The claws are still sharp!

902
00:53:39,803 --> 00:53:43,223
This is so much better
than if I actually went to my prom.

903
00:53:43,932 --> 00:53:44,892
Why didn't you?

904
00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:48,187
I just didn't ask anybody.

905
00:53:48,270 --> 00:53:49,396
Why?

906
00:53:49,479 --> 00:53:51,106
I don't know. I guess...

907
00:53:52,858 --> 00:53:56,486
After everything that happened at school,
I just wanted to stay invisible.

908
00:53:59,198 --> 00:54:00,866
If they couldn't see me,
they couldn't make fun of me.

909
00:54:01,742 --> 00:54:04,703
People should see who you are.
You're great.

910
00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:07,289
Thanks.

911
00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:17,508
-What?
-Play something.

912
00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:18,842
No.

913
00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:21,345
You said you play.
You should play something.

914
00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:22,721
I'm not going to play.

915
00:54:23,472 --> 00:54:25,182
If you don't play something,

916
00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:27,226
I'm gonna make a toast
to the entire restaurant

917
00:54:27,309 --> 00:54:28,852
about what an amazing lover you are.

918
00:54:30,229 --> 00:54:32,523
Good. It's time they find out.

919
00:54:34,149 --> 00:54:35,734
Stop, stop, stop.

920
00:54:38,987 --> 00:54:41,323
What do you want me to play?

921
00:54:41,406 --> 00:54:43,992
Doesn't matter.
Play anything. Play it for me.

922
00:54:45,661 --> 00:54:46,495
Fuck.

923
00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:48,121
Fuck.

924
00:54:48,872 --> 00:54:50,374
Fuck me. Fuck.

925
00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:53,502
Okay. Okay.

926
00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:56,004
Fuck.

927
00:55:39,256 --> 00:55:42,176
<i>She'll only come out at night</i>

928
00:55:43,969 --> 00:55:46,305
<i>The lean and hungry type</i>

929
00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:53,187
<i>Nothing is new
I've seen her here before</i>

930
00:55:56,398 --> 00:55:59,109
<i>Watching and waiting</i>

931
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:05,782
<i>Oh, she's sitting with you
But her eyes are on the door</i>

932
00:56:11,663 --> 00:56:13,999
<i>So many have paid to see</i>

933
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:18,045
<i>What you think you're getting for free</i>

934
00:56:18,921 --> 00:56:20,714
<i>The woman is wild</i>

935
00:56:20,797 --> 00:56:25,469
<i>A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar</i>

936
00:56:26,261 --> 00:56:28,013
<i>Money's the matter</i>

937
00:56:29,264 --> 00:56:31,141
<i>If you're in it for love</i>

938
00:56:31,225 --> 00:56:34,228
<i>You ain't gonna get too far</i>

939
00:56:40,526 --> 00:56:42,778
<i>Oh, here she comes</i>

940
00:56:43,946 --> 00:56:47,366
<i>Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up</i>

941
00:56:47,449 --> 00:56:50,202
<i>Oh, here she comes</i>

942
00:56:50,285 --> 00:56:52,746
<i>She's a maneater</i>

943
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:56,708
<i>I wouldn't if I were you</i>

944
00:56:57,709 --> 00:57:00,003
<i>I know what she can do</i>

945
00:57:01,004 --> 00:57:07,261
<i>She's deadly, man
She could really rip your world apart</i>

946
00:57:08,095 --> 00:57:09,680
<i>Mind over matter</i>

947
00:57:10,889 --> 00:57:15,727
<i>Oh, the beauty is there
But a beast is in the heart</i>

948
00:57:21,191 --> 00:57:23,569
<i>Oh, here she comes</i>

949
00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:27,865
<i>Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up</i>

950
00:57:27,948 --> 00:57:30,576
<i>Oh, here she comes</i>

951
00:57:30,659 --> 00:57:33,036
<i>She's a maneater</i>

952
00:57:58,103 --> 00:57:59,271
Yes!

953
00:58:05,777 --> 00:58:06,820
What the fuck?

954
00:58:08,238 --> 00:58:09,406
That was unbelievable.

955
00:58:09,907 --> 00:58:11,450
How did you even know that song?

956
00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:16,121
We talked about "Maneater,"
so I went home and learned it.

957
00:58:16,205 --> 00:58:17,873
What are you?

958
00:58:17,956 --> 00:58:19,208
Percy.

959
00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:22,711
-Natalie. Oh, my God. That's so funny.
-Hi. That was amazing.

960
00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:25,631
Oh, my God.
Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.

961
00:58:25,714 --> 00:58:27,758
My parents said
that you're going to Princeton.

962
00:58:27,841 --> 00:58:29,718
-Yeah.
-I am too.

963
00:58:29,801 --> 00:58:32,179
-Oh, my God, that's so great!
-How funny is that? I know!

964
00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:33,263
That's amazing.

965
00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:35,641
Maddie, this is Maddie.

966
00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:38,852
Maddie. So nice to meet you.
Are you friends with his parents too?

967
00:58:38,936 --> 00:58:40,145
No.

968
00:58:41,230 --> 00:58:43,524
-So are you excited?
-Yes! So excited.

969
00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:47,694
Except it's wild, I look at all, like,
the freshman girls at my high school...

970
00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:53,825
and I don't know.
I just feel so old. You know?

971
00:58:53,909 --> 00:58:56,495
-Yeah.
-Yeah. So good to see you.

972
00:58:56,578 --> 00:59:00,374
I don't know what you're doing later,
but there's this party that I'm going to.

973
00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:02,751
There's gonna be a bunch
of Princeton people there.

974
00:59:02,835 --> 00:59:05,379
We have plans, but thank you so much.

975
00:59:05,462 --> 00:59:07,798
Oh, dang. I can send you the address.

976
00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:09,883
He didn't bring his phone. So...

977
00:59:09,967 --> 00:59:11,844
-Oh, I can give you the address.
-No need.

978
00:59:11,927 --> 00:59:13,136
-Can't hurt.
-Might hurt.

979
00:59:15,180 --> 00:59:18,934
-31 Amagansett Road.
-It was so nice to meet you.

980
00:59:20,477 --> 00:59:23,355
Oh, my God. Next year is
gonna be so fun. I can't wait.

981
00:59:23,438 --> 00:59:25,899
-That's so exciting. Yeah.
-Okay. So nice to run into you.

982
00:59:25,983 --> 00:59:28,735
-So nice to meet you, ma'am.
-Bye. Have a good night.

983
00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:29,862
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Bye.

984
00:59:31,113 --> 00:59:32,114
So funny.

985
00:59:32,865 --> 00:59:35,784
Don't remember ordering
a phoney bitch for dessert.

986
00:59:36,368 --> 00:59:37,995
Natalie's, like, super nice.

987
00:59:38,078 --> 00:59:40,998
Well, anyway. I can't believe
you can do that, but you can't drive.

988
00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:45,043
Yeah, actually, so I've been thinking
about getting my licence.

989
00:59:45,127 --> 00:59:47,254
-That's great.
-Yeah? Good.

990
00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:51,508
You know, 'cause Princeton's
like five hours away by train,

991
00:59:52,092 --> 00:59:53,760
but if I have a car, then I can--

992
00:59:53,844 --> 00:59:56,471
It'll be a lot easier for me
to come back here on the weekends.

993
00:59:58,515 --> 00:59:59,725
Well, you're gonna--

994
01:00:00,767 --> 01:00:03,645
You're gonna wanna spend
the weekends in school.

995
01:00:04,229 --> 01:00:05,939
Yeah, you're probably right.

996
01:00:07,733 --> 01:00:09,193
You can always come visit me.

997
01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:11,403
Well, I don't have a car.

998
01:00:12,029 --> 01:00:14,364
Oh, you could take the train.
It's only five hours.

999
01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:15,824
Yeah.

1000
01:00:17,993 --> 01:00:20,871
I just don't really--
I don't do long distance.

1001
01:00:21,413 --> 01:00:24,875
You know,
I hear Montauk is the best in the fall.

1002
01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:27,169
All the summer people are gone. So...

1003
01:00:31,048 --> 01:00:32,132
It's a lot of travel.

1004
01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:37,179
I don't know what you want.

1005
01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,852
Just wanna have fun tonight
and not talk about all this stuff.

1006
01:00:48,106 --> 01:00:49,691
I'd like to leave, please.

1007
01:00:51,276 --> 01:00:52,903
Are you serious?

1008
01:00:52,986 --> 01:00:53,820
Yes.

1009
01:00:55,405 --> 01:00:56,657
It's my prom too.

1010
01:00:59,201 --> 01:01:00,035
Fuck.

1011
01:01:11,713 --> 01:01:14,049
-I'm just trying to be realistic.
-Yeah.

1012
01:01:15,259 --> 01:01:16,260
Me too.

1013
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,316
You're drinking now?

1014
01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:34,236
Yeah. I love vermouth.

1015
01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:39,283
I'm going to college soon.
I need to know how to drink, right?

1016
01:01:45,038 --> 01:01:46,206
Where are we going?

1017
01:01:48,542 --> 01:01:49,543
It's a shortcut.

1018
01:01:59,428 --> 01:02:00,637
The Princeton party?

1019
01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:02,764
You said I needed to hang out
with people my own age, right?

1020
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,100
Well, I didn't mean tonight.

1021
01:02:05,184 --> 01:02:06,476
Then don't come.

1022
01:02:10,564 --> 01:02:11,732
Party!

1023
01:02:58,028 --> 01:02:59,530
Do you guys know Percy?

1024
01:03:01,949 --> 01:03:03,242
Do you know Percy?

1025
01:03:03,325 --> 01:03:05,911
Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys?
It's your boy, Cameron B.

1026
01:03:05,994 --> 01:03:09,623
We are kicking the summer off right
at a sick house party in Montauk.

1027
01:03:09,706 --> 01:03:12,459
Now me. Yo, what's up?
It's me, Trash Gucci.

1028
01:03:12,543 --> 01:03:15,170
If you or someone you know
is being bullied,

1029
01:03:15,254 --> 01:03:16,922
never be afraid to speak up.

1030
01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:18,715
-Bullying is not a--
-Excuse me, ma'am.

1031
01:03:18,799 --> 01:03:21,093
Can you not do that
while we're recording? Thank you.

1032
01:03:21,176 --> 01:03:23,178
Just getting a beer, Frosted.

1033
01:03:23,262 --> 01:03:24,555
Did she just call me Frosted?

1034
01:03:24,638 --> 01:03:26,682
That, my friends,
is what we call a bully, huh?

1035
01:03:26,765 --> 01:03:29,852
Oh, no, not a phone.
Someone help, I'm being filmed.

1036
01:03:32,145 --> 01:03:33,564
Have you seen Percy?

1037
01:03:33,647 --> 01:03:37,025
Oh, yo, <i>mami.</i> How old are you?

1038
01:03:37,985 --> 01:03:38,986
Twenty-three.

1039
01:03:39,069 --> 01:03:40,612
Damn, you old as fuck.

1040
01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:44,157
-No disrespect. He loves cougars.
-I fuck with the big cats.

1041
01:03:44,241 --> 01:03:46,285
Why don't you two big cats
fuck each other, then?

1042
01:03:48,161 --> 01:03:49,955
-Is that an insult?
-Shut the front door.

1043
01:03:50,831 --> 01:03:51,957
It sure is, professor.

1044
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,793
Why is us having sex
with each other an insult? I'm confused.

1045
01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:58,005
-Say what you just said. Say that again.
-No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.

1046
01:03:58,088 --> 01:03:59,923
How'd you mean it, then?

1047
01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:02,384
It was a joke. I'm not--
I've been with girls.

1048
01:04:02,467 --> 01:04:04,219
I'm not homophobic.

1049
01:04:04,303 --> 01:04:07,055
Where the fuck did you come from?
Stop filming me. No comment.

1050
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:10,475
Whose mom is that?

1051
01:04:13,187 --> 01:04:14,855
Have you seen Percy?

1052
01:04:17,065 --> 01:04:18,650
Oh, my God.

1053
01:04:19,484 --> 01:04:20,736
Was that funny?

1054
01:04:20,819 --> 01:04:22,654
He's with Natalie upstairs.

1055
01:04:24,448 --> 01:04:25,574
Hey!

1056
01:04:32,497 --> 01:04:34,124
Move! Coming through.

1057
01:04:35,918 --> 01:04:37,753
-Percy?
-Yeah?

1058
01:04:37,836 --> 01:04:39,296
Wait, your name's Percy?

1059
01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,422
Yeah.

1060
01:04:42,508 --> 01:04:43,550
Percy?

1061
01:04:44,343 --> 01:04:46,053
Sorry. Continue.

1062
01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:47,221
Percy?

1063
01:04:49,473 --> 01:04:51,266
Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?

1064
01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:55,729
Percy?

1065
01:04:56,313 --> 01:04:57,314
Percy?

1066
01:04:58,315 --> 01:04:59,691
Open this door!

1067
01:04:59,775 --> 01:05:00,776
Percy!

1068
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:04,446
Percy, open this door.
This is your last chance.

1069
01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:18,085
-Did you fuck him?
-Oh, my God.

1070
01:05:18,836 --> 01:05:20,003
Did you fuck him?

1071
01:05:20,087 --> 01:05:21,672
Calm down. Please, nothing happened.

1072
01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:22,881
The room is spinning.

1073
01:05:22,965 --> 01:05:24,299
You're drunk already?

1074
01:05:24,383 --> 01:05:27,135
No, he took something.
I don't know. I think it was a pill.

1075
01:05:27,219 --> 01:05:31,515
Percy? Did you take something?
Percy, did you take a pill?

1076
01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:35,853
Come...

1077
01:05:40,524 --> 01:05:43,110
Stick your fingers down your throat.
Make yourself throw up.

1078
01:05:43,193 --> 01:05:45,279
-I don't wanna.
-Deeper, deeper.

1079
01:05:48,198 --> 01:05:49,199
No.

1080
01:05:49,867 --> 01:05:50,951
Let me do it!

1081
01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:00,210
Do you feel better?

1082
01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:03,630
Not even at all.

1083
01:06:03,714 --> 01:06:07,259
I didn't know
you couldn't drink on Ibuprofen.

1084
01:06:08,594 --> 01:06:09,928
That's what you took?

1085
01:06:11,805 --> 01:06:14,516
-Found her.
-Okay, who told the joke?

1086
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,018
Your fucking parents are here?

1087
01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:19,438
You think our son would have
a party without our consent?

1088
01:06:19,521 --> 01:06:21,607
That's it. Come on. You don't belong here.

1089
01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:24,484
I don't belong here?
I've fucking lived here my whole life!

1090
01:06:24,568 --> 01:06:25,569
You don't belong here.

1091
01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:28,989
You don't belong
at a high-school party, miss.

1092
01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:30,991
Oh, well, yeah-- We're leaving.

1093
01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:32,576
-Let me get--
-Stay away from her.

1094
01:06:32,659 --> 01:06:33,619
Stay back. Okay?

1095
01:06:33,702 --> 01:06:36,121
-I said, let go of her--
-Stay back!

1096
01:06:36,205 --> 01:06:38,332
-Get out of here. Come on.
-Don't touch me! Percy--

1097
01:06:40,209 --> 01:06:43,253
Oh, shi-- Oh, fuck! Oh, sh-- Maddie.

1098
01:06:48,967 --> 01:06:49,843
Fuck!

1099
01:06:50,677 --> 01:06:51,678
We should go.

1100
01:07:02,397 --> 01:07:05,651
I just want you to know
I would never hurt you.

1101
01:07:08,946 --> 01:07:09,947
I know.

1102
01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:15,911
I'm ready for you.

1103
01:07:17,829 --> 01:07:18,872
Are you sure?

1104
01:07:18,956 --> 01:07:19,873
Yes.

1105
01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:23,418
Okay.

1106
01:07:24,461 --> 01:07:25,295
I...

1107
01:07:34,304 --> 01:07:36,723
I don't know.
Where's the perforation?

1108
01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:39,977
Let me help you.

1109
01:07:46,191 --> 01:07:47,568
I love you.

1110
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:56,201
Percy, you're drunk.

1111
01:07:57,536 --> 01:07:58,537
A little.

1112
01:07:59,371 --> 01:08:03,458
Is that all right?
I mean, I still love you.

1113
01:08:04,084 --> 01:08:06,378
I don't think we should do this
when you're drunk.

1114
01:08:07,004 --> 01:08:08,589
Not for your first time.

1115
01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:10,465
Okay.

1116
01:08:13,594 --> 01:08:15,012
I think we should wait.

1117
01:08:16,388 --> 01:08:17,471
If that's what you want.

1118
01:08:19,808 --> 01:08:20,975
That's what I want.

1119
01:08:32,779 --> 01:08:34,907
Well, look what the cat dragged in.

1120
01:08:36,158 --> 01:08:38,076
-Fun night?
-Yeah, yeah, really fun.

1121
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,328
That's good.

1122
01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:42,456
Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

1123
01:08:43,832 --> 01:08:45,792
Actually,
would it be all right if I drive?

1124
01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:50,546
I'm thinking about getting my licence,
so, you know, I could use the practice.

1125
01:08:50,631 --> 01:08:52,508
My son, the licenced driver?

1126
01:08:52,591 --> 01:08:55,385
Yeah, it'll just...
You know, if I have a car,

1127
01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:57,054
it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.

1128
01:08:58,764 --> 01:08:59,973
Your girlfriend?

1129
01:09:01,183 --> 01:09:04,685
Yeah. Her name is Maddie.

1130
01:09:05,437 --> 01:09:08,357
She's on the older side.
But she's really, really fun.

1131
01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:10,734
-Fun's important.
-Yeah.

1132
01:09:10,817 --> 01:09:14,947
She doesn't really wanna do long-distance,
so I'm not gonna go to Princeton.

1133
01:09:16,782 --> 01:09:17,616
What?

1134
01:09:18,617 --> 01:09:21,787
Just, you know, Maddie's here.

1135
01:09:22,537 --> 01:09:23,663
Just makes sense for us.

1136
01:09:23,747 --> 01:09:25,122
You're going to Princeton.

1137
01:09:25,874 --> 01:09:27,000
I'm not.

1138
01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:29,670
-I'm 19.
-Okay.

1139
01:09:29,752 --> 01:09:31,129
I'm an adult now.

1140
01:09:31,212 --> 01:09:34,341
I can make my own decisions.
And I'm going to stay here, okay?

1141
01:09:35,884 --> 01:09:39,304
Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car?
And Daddy will be right out.

1142
01:09:43,767 --> 01:09:45,143
What the fuck was that?

1143
01:09:50,274 --> 01:09:51,524
Just relax, okay?

1144
01:09:52,149 --> 01:09:55,237
You drive for a living.
Let me take this one.

1145
01:09:57,948 --> 01:10:01,577
She's angling for the Tesla.
Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.

1146
01:10:01,660 --> 01:10:03,036
-You're gonna yell at her?
-Yeah.

1147
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:06,248
You're gonna yell at the one person
who can convince him to go to college?

1148
01:10:06,331 --> 01:10:08,250
-You're right. You're right.
-I know.

1149
01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:10,502
You think that they...? That...?

1150
01:10:10,586 --> 01:10:12,045
Call her. Call her now.

1151
01:10:19,344 --> 01:10:20,179
Hi.

1152
01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:22,598
I was gonna call you.

1153
01:10:22,681 --> 01:10:24,558
Listen, I don't think I can do this.

1154
01:10:24,641 --> 01:10:26,643
<i>Percy has gotten way too attached.</i>

1155
01:10:27,269 --> 01:10:28,896
You can have the car.

1156
01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:31,064
Really?

1157
01:10:32,149 --> 01:10:33,317
Even though we didn't...?

1158
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,987
You got him out of his shell,
and that's all we wanted.

1159
01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:40,324
But now he's got this idea
that he wants to stay in Montauk,

1160
01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:43,869
and you need to convince him
that he has to go to college.

1161
01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:47,331
Yeah.

1162
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:51,126
Great. Great.
I'll sign over the title today.

1163
01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:57,216
<i>So if I can convince him
to go to Princeton, I get the car?</i>

1164
01:10:57,299 --> 01:10:59,134
<i>I don't have to have sex with him anymore?</i>

1165
01:10:59,218 --> 01:11:01,220
-Hello? Maddie? Hello?
-Maddie?

1166
01:11:01,303 --> 01:11:02,137
<i>Hello?</i>

1167
01:11:49,518 --> 01:11:50,519
Can I try some wine?

1168
01:11:52,354 --> 01:11:53,272
-Yeah.
-Sure.

1169
01:11:53,355 --> 01:11:54,356
I think that's okay.

1170
01:12:03,031 --> 01:12:04,908
Okay. That's good.

1171
01:12:04,992 --> 01:12:05,826
Easy there.

1172
01:12:15,961 --> 01:12:17,337
Sweetie, please.

1173
01:12:18,005 --> 01:12:20,382
-You wanna savour it. Savour it.
-Yeah.

1174
01:12:35,814 --> 01:12:37,858
Did I double-book?

1175
01:12:45,616 --> 01:12:48,076
Aren't you guys gonna
ask Maddie about herself?

1176
01:12:49,286 --> 01:12:52,456
Oh, Maddie, where are you--?
Where are you from?

1177
01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,709
Here, actually. I'm from here.

1178
01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:58,420
Yeah, in fact, she's never--
You've never left, right?

1179
01:12:58,504 --> 01:13:01,173
It's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

1180
01:13:02,382 --> 01:13:03,550
This chicken is delicious.

1181
01:13:03,634 --> 01:13:04,718
Oh, thank you.

1182
01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:07,679
-Mom, you didn't make it. Inez did.
-Percy.

1183
01:13:08,597 --> 01:13:11,850
Well, the important thing is
that it's delicious.

1184
01:13:11,934 --> 01:13:13,727
I think the important thing is the truth.

1185
01:13:14,811 --> 01:13:18,065
And I haven't been
entirely truthful with you all.

1186
01:13:18,148 --> 01:13:20,776
I didn't get the dates wrong.

1187
01:13:22,069 --> 01:13:23,737
I just wanted to introduce you to them,

1188
01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:25,906
but I didn't know how to explain
how old you are.

1189
01:13:31,119 --> 01:13:32,579
Well, I'm not that old.

1190
01:13:33,247 --> 01:13:34,915
I actually know someone

1191
01:13:34,998 --> 01:13:37,793
who married
our high school Spanish teacher.

1192
01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:39,711
Forty-year age difference.

1193
01:13:39,795 --> 01:13:42,214
Forty years?
And that's how old you are, right?

1194
01:13:42,297 --> 01:13:43,131
No.

1195
01:13:45,676 --> 01:13:47,678
You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?

1196
01:13:50,222 --> 01:13:51,223
How'd you meet?

1197
01:13:51,306 --> 01:13:54,309
Do you wanna tell them?
No, I'll tell them. This is so us.

1198
01:13:54,393 --> 01:13:57,855
It's actually really random.
Maddie came in to adopt a dog.

1199
01:13:57,938 --> 01:14:02,359
Yeah, but I rejected her application
because she was totally unqualified.

1200
01:14:02,442 --> 01:14:03,652
But we still hit it off.

1201
01:14:03,735 --> 01:14:05,863
I mean, the first day we met,
I had to Mace her,

1202
01:14:05,946 --> 01:14:07,030
she was so fucking horny.

1203
01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:08,824
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.

1204
01:14:08,907 --> 01:14:11,243
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

1205
01:14:11,326 --> 01:14:14,705
We actually have a lot in common.
In four years, we'll both be seniors.

1206
01:14:16,748 --> 01:14:18,584
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

1207
01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:21,044
I have to get this,
but keep getting to know each other,

1208
01:14:21,128 --> 01:14:22,462
you know, chat.

1209
01:14:22,546 --> 01:14:23,672
My favourite people.

1210
01:14:27,634 --> 01:14:29,178
-Did you tell him?
-No.

1211
01:14:33,891 --> 01:14:34,725
I brought tools.

1212
01:14:34,808 --> 01:14:36,935
We need to move fast.
We're in the middle of dinner.

1213
01:14:37,019 --> 01:14:40,355
-What are you having?
-Roasted chicken and salad.

1214
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:42,316
I fucking love salad.

1215
01:14:50,908 --> 01:14:52,659
She's gonna hate not having hubcaps.

1216
01:14:58,624 --> 01:14:59,708
It's very simple.

1217
01:14:59,791 --> 01:15:03,128
She broke your heart, you break the car,
since that's all she cares about.

1218
01:15:04,505 --> 01:15:06,715
She was just like
every other thing in my life:

1219
01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:08,926
Planned by my parents.

1220
01:15:17,601 --> 01:15:19,978
Fuck! It's not doing anything.

1221
01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:22,231
Goddamn American-built.

1222
01:15:31,865 --> 01:15:33,951
-Yeah. Yeah! Okay.
-Yeah.

1223
01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:42,709
That'll teach her.

1224
01:15:47,339 --> 01:15:49,007
-Oh, God.
-Hey, there he is.

1225
01:15:50,467 --> 01:15:51,718
Everything all right?

1226
01:16:04,773 --> 01:16:05,607
Hey.

1227
01:16:07,651 --> 01:16:08,652
How we doing?

1228
01:16:10,487 --> 01:16:11,613
Where were you?

1229
01:16:15,325 --> 01:16:16,618
You okay? I--

1230
01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:18,829
Percy, your parents are downstairs.

1231
01:16:19,454 --> 01:16:21,039
I really don't think they mind.

1232
01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:26,420
-Well, can we just talk? God!
-Stop. What's--? My wrist.

1233
01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:31,758
What's going on?

1234
01:16:37,055 --> 01:16:38,432
I'm just a little confused.

1235
01:16:39,016 --> 01:16:40,100
Because I--

1236
01:16:40,184 --> 01:16:42,644
Because I thought you wanted
to have sex with me.

1237
01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:44,188
So...

1238
01:16:44,271 --> 01:16:48,108
If there's something I don't know,
just tell me.

1239
01:16:50,986 --> 01:16:52,070
No.

1240
01:16:52,154 --> 01:16:53,447
No?

1241
01:16:53,530 --> 01:16:54,656
No.

1242
01:16:56,283 --> 01:16:57,743
I want to. Let's do it.

1243
01:17:00,704 --> 01:17:01,872
Let's have sex.

1244
01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:05,000
This is what you want?
This will make you happy?

1245
01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:07,044
Yeah. Yep.

1246
01:17:07,711 --> 01:17:08,545
Great.

1247
01:17:33,028 --> 01:17:34,696
What--? What do I do?

1248
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:35,781
Get on top.

1249
01:17:41,245 --> 01:17:44,164
-Okay. Yes.
-Okay. And now...

1250
01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:47,084
Okay, I'll help you.

1251
01:17:47,709 --> 01:17:49,336
Percy, you're not...

1252
01:17:50,212 --> 01:17:51,922
-And then I'll help you--
-Oh, fuck!

1253
01:18:04,142 --> 01:18:05,352
Did you come too?

1254
01:18:06,144 --> 01:18:06,979
No.

1255
01:18:10,774 --> 01:18:12,401
That was my thighs.

1256
01:18:14,903 --> 01:18:15,904
Just gonna...

1257
01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:31,003
By the way, your car is in the forest,
crushed by a tree.

1258
01:18:31,795 --> 01:18:32,629
What?

1259
01:18:33,797 --> 01:18:37,467
I had some kind of stupid idea
that you actually liked me.

1260
01:18:39,428 --> 01:18:40,470
Percy.

1261
01:18:41,054 --> 01:18:42,514
Was any of it real?

1262
01:18:42,598 --> 01:18:43,807
Yes.

1263
01:18:44,558 --> 01:18:47,477
It is real. I've told you things
I've never told anybody.

1264
01:18:49,396 --> 01:18:53,192
I was just trying to save my house.
It wasn't personal.

1265
01:18:54,401 --> 01:18:55,819
It felt personal to me.

1266
01:18:55,903 --> 01:18:59,781
-Percy, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
-You should go, I think.

1267
01:19:21,762 --> 01:19:24,431
The truth is,
one day I'll live in Paris or something,

1268
01:19:24,515 --> 01:19:27,643
and I'll come back to visit Montauk
and you'll still be here.

1269
01:19:32,189 --> 01:19:33,857
How much money do your parents have?

1270
01:19:34,858 --> 01:19:37,444
Why don't you go ask them?
I know you guys are close.

1271
01:19:38,028 --> 01:19:40,614
But you're rich, right?
You never have to worry about money.

1272
01:19:42,115 --> 01:19:45,160
So my life is amazing, right?
I have no problems.

1273
01:19:45,244 --> 01:19:46,787
I'm gonna lose my house.

1274
01:19:49,081 --> 01:19:51,500
And I don't have a rich dad
that can help me.

1275
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:52,835
Actually, Maddie, you do.

1276
01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:54,837
And you're gonna waste
your life in that house

1277
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,839
waiting for him to come back
and apologise.

1278
01:19:57,464 --> 01:20:00,300
Because that's really why
you never made it past New York, right?

1279
01:20:50,934 --> 01:20:52,311
What? Gary, no.

1280
01:20:52,394 --> 01:20:54,146
No, no, no.

1281
01:20:54,229 --> 01:20:55,981
This is not my car.

1282
01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:59,902
Well, your name's on the title.
It's your car.

1283
01:21:01,904 --> 01:21:04,239
What am I supposed to do
with a car that doesn't run?

1284
01:21:04,865 --> 01:21:06,116
Who says it doesn't run?

1285
01:21:08,452 --> 01:21:10,287
These things are built to last.

1286
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:13,165
Unlike us.

1287
01:21:15,709 --> 01:21:16,752
What?

1288
01:21:18,837 --> 01:21:20,255
I didn't say anything.

1289
01:21:30,974 --> 01:21:32,643
What the fuck, you guys?

1290
01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:34,269
Percy, language.

1291
01:21:34,353 --> 01:21:37,481
You don't get to tell me
what to do anymore. I'm the parents now.

1292
01:21:38,482 --> 01:21:41,151
What other stuff have you been
doing for me I don't know about?

1293
01:21:43,278 --> 01:21:45,781
That time I beat you in basketball,
did you let me win?

1294
01:21:45,864 --> 01:21:48,408
No. You beat me fair and square.

1295
01:21:48,492 --> 01:21:49,618
What about Kyle McElroy?

1296
01:21:50,452 --> 01:21:52,120
Kyle McElroy.

1297
01:21:52,204 --> 01:21:55,123
The kid who bullied me.
Did you have him expelled?

1298
01:21:55,207 --> 01:21:59,169
No. I was told it was a dream of his
to go to military school.

1299
01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:02,881
Okay. Whatever this is, it's done.

1300
01:22:03,799 --> 01:22:07,135
You can't track me anymore.
I'm changing my phone passcode.

1301
01:22:07,219 --> 01:22:08,136
To what?

1302
01:22:08,804 --> 01:22:11,223
Okay, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.

1303
01:22:11,306 --> 01:22:13,350
I know you're trying to help me,
but you're not.

1304
01:22:14,643 --> 01:22:18,772
You have to let me fail
or succeed on my own.

1305
01:22:19,857 --> 01:22:20,858
Understood?

1306
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:24,152
Okay, you can go.

1307
01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:26,196
Okay.

1308
01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:31,952
-Stop! Leave it.
-Yeah.

1309
01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:56,935
Kelly?

1310
01:22:58,228 --> 01:22:59,855
I have your picture.

1311
01:23:02,566 --> 01:23:03,692
Get in.

1312
01:23:04,568 --> 01:23:07,237
-I'm not getting in that car.
-Get in.

1313
01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:15,370
<i>Finish him!</i>

1314
01:23:20,709 --> 01:23:22,044
<i>Fatality.</i>

1315
01:23:56,578 --> 01:23:58,539
To Maddie. You figured it out.

1316
01:23:58,622 --> 01:24:01,291
Yeah. I mean,
that car's a little banged up.

1317
01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:03,919
Whatever, the summer's over.
We got our town back.

1318
01:24:04,002 --> 01:24:06,213
And we can still have Thanksgiving
at my place.

1319
01:24:08,465 --> 01:24:10,717
-Yeah.
-What?

1320
01:24:13,178 --> 01:24:15,055
Okay. Fine, I'll do it.

1321
01:24:15,138 --> 01:24:16,348
Here it goes.

1322
01:24:19,309 --> 01:24:21,144
Sara has something to tell you.

1323
01:24:23,063 --> 01:24:24,064
Thank you, Jim.

1324
01:24:27,568 --> 01:24:30,112
-We're gonna move to Florida, I think.
-What?

1325
01:24:30,696 --> 01:24:32,865
I know, I know,
we wouldn't if we didn't have to.

1326
01:24:32,948 --> 01:24:34,950
You know that.
I don't wanna move to Florida.

1327
01:24:35,033 --> 01:24:37,619
We just can't afford
to buy our own place here.

1328
01:24:37,703 --> 01:24:40,747
And we can't keep staying
with Jim's parents when the baby comes.

1329
01:24:40,831 --> 01:24:43,709
-They only have one bathroom.
-Can't believe this.

1330
01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:46,253
We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

1331
01:24:46,336 --> 01:24:49,590
-Yeah. We wanna stay.
-Don't be mad.

1332
01:24:49,673 --> 01:24:54,094
I'm not mad. I just...
I can't believe you're leaving.

1333
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:57,055
Well, I can't believe you're staying.

1334
01:24:58,307 --> 01:24:59,183
What does that mean?

1335
01:25:00,642 --> 01:25:03,395
You know what, I just--
My buddy's in the bathroom.

1336
01:25:05,898 --> 01:25:10,110
I just mean that... I don't know.

1337
01:25:10,861 --> 01:25:12,905
How long are you gonna keep doing this?

1338
01:25:12,988 --> 01:25:15,991
Having sex for Buicks?
This is probably it.

1339
01:25:16,074 --> 01:25:17,284
That wasn't what I meant.

1340
01:25:17,367 --> 01:25:20,537
I did what I needed to do
to save my mom's house, okay?

1341
01:25:21,079 --> 01:25:27,127
Yeah. You keep saying that,
but your mom wanted you to be happy.

1342
01:25:28,128 --> 01:25:29,087
You don't seem happy.

1343
01:25:30,005 --> 01:25:31,715
-I am happy.
-Are you?

1344
01:25:35,260 --> 01:25:36,553
I like my life here.

1345
01:25:40,224 --> 01:25:41,225
All right.

1346
01:25:42,935 --> 01:25:45,771
I should tell you I go back
to the city tomorrow morning.

1347
01:25:45,854 --> 01:25:47,773
Oh, tomorrow?
Can't you go any sooner?

1348
01:25:48,857 --> 01:25:49,942
You're funny.

1349
01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:59,660
What is this? A finger trap?
I used to love these things.

1350
01:26:03,830 --> 01:26:04,665
You okay?

1351
01:26:05,499 --> 01:26:07,876
So do you live in the city?

1352
01:26:10,754 --> 01:26:13,090
Have you been out here
for the whole summer or...?

1353
01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,591
What is this, a questionnaire?

1354
01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:17,386
I was trying to get to know you.

1355
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:19,555
I'm sorry.

1356
01:26:24,268 --> 01:26:25,435
I have an idea.

1357
01:26:26,603 --> 01:26:27,688
Close your eyes for me?

1358
01:26:28,564 --> 01:26:30,607
Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

1359
01:26:34,570 --> 01:26:35,404
Forward.

1360
01:26:36,363 --> 01:26:37,406
Up.

1361
01:26:37,489 --> 01:26:39,116
Okay, open your eyes.

1362
01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:40,659
Oh, what the fuck?

1363
01:26:40,742 --> 01:26:42,452
That's disgusting.

1364
01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:45,831
-Stop pulling on it!
-This was a gift from a friend.

1365
01:26:46,707 --> 01:26:47,833
Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't--

1366
01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:49,626
You have to push in to get out.

1367
01:26:49,710 --> 01:26:50,752
I'm trying.

1368
01:26:56,550 --> 01:26:59,261
That was kind of weird, huh?

1369
01:27:00,888 --> 01:27:01,889
Anyways.

1370
01:27:02,973 --> 01:27:04,600
I live in Battery Park.

1371
01:27:04,683 --> 01:27:05,517
Get out.

1372
01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:07,186
Yeah.

1373
01:27:40,594 --> 01:27:41,595
Here you go.

1374
01:28:02,908 --> 01:28:04,117
<i>Doug Khan Realty.</i>

1375
01:28:04,201 --> 01:28:07,120
<i>Doug. It's Maddie. I wanna sell.</i>

1376
01:28:07,204 --> 01:28:08,288
<i>Great!</i>

1377
01:28:08,372 --> 01:28:10,749
<i>Don't get too excited. There's a catch.</i>

1378
01:28:16,129 --> 01:28:17,297
Hey, is he here?

1379
01:28:18,048 --> 01:28:18,882
No.

1380
01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:23,095
Well, he won't return my calls or texts.
Will you tell him I came in?

1381
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:25,264
Absolutely fucking not.

1382
01:28:25,347 --> 01:28:26,431
Really?

1383
01:28:26,515 --> 01:28:28,976
Yeah. You fucked up. He's a special guy.

1384
01:28:32,813 --> 01:28:34,189
Cocaine!

1385
01:28:39,611 --> 01:28:40,654
All right.

1386
01:28:40,737 --> 01:28:42,114
Let's hear it.

1387
01:28:42,197 --> 01:28:45,033
"My name is Jody and I'm a registered..."

1388
01:28:45,117 --> 01:28:48,287
Remember when I said
I've made some powerful friends nannying?

1389
01:28:48,370 --> 01:28:51,415
That includes
the Suffolk County tax assessor.

1390
01:28:51,498 --> 01:28:54,126
And they're gonna make
your property taxes go up.

1391
01:28:54,710 --> 01:28:55,711
Way up.

1392
01:28:55,794 --> 01:28:57,087
I sold the house.

1393
01:29:00,799 --> 01:29:05,012
Sorry, can I actually use your bathroom?
It's number two, so...

1394
01:29:05,846 --> 01:29:06,847
Okay.

1395
01:29:09,016 --> 01:29:10,100
It's Maddie.

1396
01:29:10,976 --> 01:29:12,436
Can I talk to him?

1397
01:29:12,519 --> 01:29:13,896
<i>He's not home.</i>

1398
01:29:13,979 --> 01:29:16,064
<i>He'll be at the Princeton mixer later.</i>

1399
01:29:16,148 --> 01:29:18,108
Okay. Thanks.

1400
01:29:45,844 --> 01:29:48,263
And there are several eating clubs
to choose from,

1401
01:29:48,347 --> 01:29:49,932
if you make it to junior year.

1402
01:29:51,808 --> 01:29:54,228
I can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.

1403
01:29:54,311 --> 01:29:55,854
-What?
-I've tried calling you.

1404
01:29:55,938 --> 01:29:57,523
You can't just ignore me.

1405
01:29:57,606 --> 01:29:58,774
Leave me alone.

1406
01:29:58,857 --> 01:30:00,484
Percy, don't shut me out.

1407
01:30:01,610 --> 01:30:03,695
-I don't owe you anything.
-Stop.

1408
01:30:03,779 --> 01:30:04,780
Percy.

1409
01:30:05,322 --> 01:30:08,492
I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you anything.

1410
01:30:08,575 --> 01:30:09,785
Well, I owe you something.

1411
01:30:10,327 --> 01:30:12,120
Our friendship is real.

1412
01:30:12,204 --> 01:30:15,165
You made me realise
I needed to push in to get out.

1413
01:30:15,707 --> 01:30:18,544
I was hurt. So I hurt people.

1414
01:30:19,294 --> 01:30:21,630
Percy. Percy.

1415
01:30:22,464 --> 01:30:25,467
Percy, unlock the door.
Come on, open the door.

1416
01:30:25,551 --> 01:30:26,677
Please, let's talk.

1417
01:30:31,473 --> 01:30:32,307
What are you doing?

1418
01:30:32,391 --> 01:30:35,310
Get off the hood.
I don't want anything to do with you.

1419
01:30:35,394 --> 01:30:37,813
I'm not getting off until you talk to me.

1420
01:30:39,064 --> 01:30:40,732
Then I guess we're doing this.

1421
01:30:42,359 --> 01:30:45,863
Hey, okay. Easy. Easy. Fuck.

1422
01:30:45,946 --> 01:30:47,948
This is scary.
I can't believe you did this.

1423
01:30:48,031 --> 01:30:49,116
Then get off!

1424
01:30:49,199 --> 01:30:52,619
No! Not until you believe me
that I care about you.

1425
01:30:52,703 --> 01:30:55,664
You lied to me
just so you could get a fucking car.

1426
01:30:55,747 --> 01:30:58,166
-You don't give a shit about me.
-Yes, I do.

1427
01:30:58,250 --> 01:31:00,002
Pull over! Let's talk!

1428
01:31:01,336 --> 01:31:03,172
Get off the hood of my car!

1429
01:31:03,589 --> 01:31:04,715
Make me!

1430
01:31:06,508 --> 01:31:08,218
-Had enough?
-No!

1431
01:31:08,302 --> 01:31:09,636
Oh, my God!

1432
01:31:10,596 --> 01:31:15,267
-I can't see! You're blocking me!
-Oh, my God! Percy!

1433
01:31:21,231 --> 01:31:22,316
Fire!

1434
01:31:34,995 --> 01:31:35,871
Oh, shit.

1435
01:31:36,496 --> 01:31:37,497
Oh, my God.

1436
01:31:41,001 --> 01:31:42,127
Oh, shit.

1437
01:31:49,051 --> 01:31:50,135
Maddie?

1438
01:31:50,219 --> 01:31:51,220
Maddie!

1439
01:31:51,303 --> 01:31:52,304
Maddie!

1440
01:31:56,308 --> 01:31:57,476
It's okay.

1441
01:32:03,023 --> 01:32:04,066
I'm sorry.

1442
01:32:05,150 --> 01:32:06,276
I'm sorry.

1443
01:32:28,715 --> 01:32:31,927
I just got my licence
and I've already ruined two cars.

1444
01:32:33,053 --> 01:32:35,639
The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.

1445
01:32:38,433 --> 01:32:39,726
It just needed a little love.

1446
01:32:41,603 --> 01:32:43,689
My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.

1447
01:32:45,649 --> 01:32:46,650
I'm kidding.

1448
01:32:48,485 --> 01:32:49,528
You little shit.

1449
01:32:50,571 --> 01:32:52,239
You're lucky I came back for you.

1450
01:32:52,990 --> 01:32:54,449
Where would you be without me?

1451
01:32:56,743 --> 01:32:59,371
I'd definitely still be a virgin.

1452
01:33:00,873 --> 01:33:02,624
You're still a virgin, hotshot.

1453
01:33:02,708 --> 01:33:04,001
No, that counts, actually.

1454
01:33:05,627 --> 01:33:08,172
Well, you can tell your friends in college
whatever you want.

1455
01:33:09,756 --> 01:33:11,341
If I make any friends.

1456
01:33:13,886 --> 01:33:15,429
What do you mean? We're friends.

1457
01:33:22,019 --> 01:33:24,646
I think we're probably gonna
come back out for Thanksgiving.

1458
01:33:25,230 --> 01:33:26,356
I won't be here.

1459
01:33:28,025 --> 01:33:30,861
I sold the house.
I'm moving to California.

1460
01:33:41,288 --> 01:33:42,623
You're gonna be okay.

1461
01:33:45,751 --> 01:33:47,794
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?

1462
01:33:47,878 --> 01:33:50,088
I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.

1463
01:33:52,257 --> 01:33:53,592
We're both gonna be okay.

1464
01:34:02,976 --> 01:34:03,810
Maddie?

1465
01:34:04,353 --> 01:34:05,187
Yeah?

1466
01:34:05,687 --> 01:34:06,813
It still counts.

1467
01:34:13,529 --> 01:34:15,822
Am I being executed? Is that the surprise?

1468
01:34:15,906 --> 01:34:16,949
No peeking!

1469
01:34:17,032 --> 01:34:18,408
Yeah, no. This is good news.

1470
01:34:18,492 --> 01:34:21,119
You're not blindfolding me
to tell me you're having an affair?

1471
01:34:21,203 --> 01:34:22,371
All right.

1472
01:34:26,834 --> 01:34:29,044
-What am I looking at?
-The house.

1473
01:34:29,127 --> 01:34:30,045
The house.

1474
01:34:30,128 --> 01:34:32,047
Instead of selling it
to some rich asshole,

1475
01:34:32,130 --> 01:34:33,799
I decided to sell it to you guys.

1476
01:34:33,882 --> 01:34:36,009
Yeah, a regular asshole.

1477
01:34:36,093 --> 01:34:38,887
Who had to sell one of the boats.

1478
01:34:38,971 --> 01:34:40,389
Maddie, we can't.

1479
01:34:40,472 --> 01:34:42,808
No, we can.
And she could've gotten more for it.

1480
01:34:42,891 --> 01:34:44,268
I got enough.

1481
01:34:45,477 --> 01:34:47,646
This is how we stay.
This is what we wanted.

1482
01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:50,649
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1483
01:34:53,151 --> 01:34:53,986
Oh, wait.

1484
01:34:55,821 --> 01:34:59,575
Oh, right, the thing you made.

1485
01:34:59,658 --> 01:35:01,451
-There it is.
-Should we put it up?

1486
01:35:02,619 --> 01:35:05,038
We will do that.
We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.

1487
01:35:06,498 --> 01:35:08,417
Well, I guess this is it.

1488
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:12,588
-Call us as soon as you get there, okay?
-Or don't. Totally fine either way.

1489
01:35:12,671 --> 01:35:13,672
Yeah. We're cool.

1490
01:35:13,755 --> 01:35:16,258
-Are you guys gonna be okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.

1491
01:35:16,341 --> 01:35:18,635
Empty nesters. Finally.

1492
01:35:19,511 --> 01:35:21,597
Yeah, come on. Get out of here, you.

1493
01:35:27,853 --> 01:35:28,937
I love you guys.

1494
01:35:29,021 --> 01:35:30,981
-And we love you so much.
-Love you too, huh?

1495
01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:32,232
Please don't follow me out.

1496
01:35:32,316 --> 01:35:33,650
-No.
-Okay.

1497
01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:34,818
Okay.

1498
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:40,991
-Sure you don't want help with the bags?
-No, I got it.

1499
01:35:47,623 --> 01:35:49,541
Well, let him do it.

1500
01:35:49,625 --> 01:35:50,876
Yeah.

1501
01:35:55,380 --> 01:35:56,215
Honey.

1502
01:35:59,927 --> 01:36:00,928
Yeah, that's it.

1503
01:36:01,553 --> 01:36:02,930
-That's worth it.
-Yeah!

1504
01:36:03,639 --> 01:36:04,473
Okay.

1505
01:36:06,266 --> 01:36:09,353
-All right. All right, guys. See you.
-Bye, sweetie.

1506
01:36:14,358 --> 01:36:15,192
Okay.

1507
01:36:15,275 --> 01:36:17,444
-Nice! All right.
-Yeah.

1508
01:36:17,528 --> 01:36:19,404
-I'll see you guys for Thanksgiving.
-Yeah.

1509
01:36:19,488 --> 01:36:20,322
Okay.

1510
01:36:24,034 --> 01:36:25,035
Wrong way.

1511
01:36:25,118 --> 01:36:26,453
-Bye!
-Bye, sweetheart.

1512
01:36:35,838 --> 01:36:37,881
Your Uber's here.

1513
01:36:37,965 --> 01:36:40,050
I requested no conversation.

1514
01:36:40,133 --> 01:36:43,971
Oh, we're talking, buddy.
All the way to Princeton.

1515
01:36:44,054 --> 01:36:47,641
Then I'm gonna call you
for my whole drive to California.

1516
01:36:47,724 --> 01:36:49,268
Tell you about my new boyfriend.

1517
01:36:51,395 --> 01:36:52,479
New boyfriend?

1518
01:36:53,146 --> 01:36:54,731
He's a former cop.

1519
01:36:54,815 --> 01:36:55,941
Okay.

1520
01:36:56,024 --> 01:36:58,068
He's had some drug addiction in the past.

1521
01:37:00,195 --> 01:37:01,405
Do you want to meet him?

1522
01:37:01,947 --> 01:37:02,781
No.

1523
01:37:02,865 --> 01:37:05,409
Well, he really wants to meet you.
Come on!

1524
01:37:05,492 --> 01:37:08,787
Milo! Hey! Hey.

1525
01:37:11,832 --> 01:37:12,958
You ready to leave?

1526
01:37:14,209 --> 01:37:15,335
Yeah.

1527
01:37:16,378 --> 01:37:17,212
Are you?

1528
01:37:17,296 --> 01:37:18,130
Yeah.