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♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
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♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
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♪ I dig snow and rain
And the bright sunshine ♪
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- ♪ Draggin' the line ♪
- ♪ Draggin' the line ♪
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♪ I feel fine
I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind ♪
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♪ I'm gonna take my time ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' the good sign ♪
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- ♪ Draggin' the line ♪
- ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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Stop. Stop.
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Gary, what the fuck?
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Court order for asset seizure.
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You gotta pay your property taxes, Maddie.
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No, this is a mistake.
I'm negotiating a payment schedule.
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Guess they're done negotiating.
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So they're taking my car?
I'm an Uber driver.
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Not my problem.
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How am I supposed
to pay their taxes just bartending?
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My problem is that
you just went radio silent on me.
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Is that what this is about?
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No, I also have a contract
with the county,
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but I'm saying,
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a little explanation about why
I never heard from you again
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would've been nice.
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You can't just ghost people.
Three months is not nothing.
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It was three months? Felt longer.
In a good way.
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Wait, Gary, please stop.
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You were right, okay?
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My feelings for you were so intense
that I got scared.
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I freaked out.
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Is that true?
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Of course it's true, you big dummy.
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Last night, I was doing laundry,
and I thought to myself:
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"I miss that fucker. I miss hearing
about what the Jets were doing wrong."
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What you would do differently
if you ran the team.
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- They'd be so much better, right?
- So much better.
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The other day, I saw a green sock,
and I was like, that's Gary's.
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This feels good.
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Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
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Yeah. You know what?
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I will do that
because it's not gonna be here.
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What...? That's my cousin.
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He's from Italy.
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Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
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He's my second cousin.
That's their culture.
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- Have you ever been to Italy?
- I wanted closure, and I got closure.
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- Thank you.
- Gary, come on.
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- It was just a fling.
- No, no, it wasn't, not to me.
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My sister was right about you.
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Wait, your sister who was arrested
for elder abuse?
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Okay, Gary.
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There's something
seriously wrong with you.
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You think you're so perfect?
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You're indecisive, which is annoying.
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Okay, Gary, I'm sorry.
Will you drop me off?
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I'm bartending at the Claw today.
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God. You know...
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I just can't decide.
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- You're an asshole.
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You think I chose this?
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Hi, Gary. What can I get you?
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Let me get a banana bread.
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Actually. Wait, hold on.
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Yeah, I gotta go lemon loaf.
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I'm gonna...
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I want a heated, um...
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- That's gonna be 4.50.
- Right.
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Um...
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- Come on.
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Hey.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Trying to save my house, Gary!
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- You got it?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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No. No, no, no.
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- Come on, man.
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You gotta get it together, Maddie.
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One more infraction
and you lose your license.
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Lot of good a license is gonna do me
when I don't have a car.
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My mom left me that house.
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It's paid off. Can they do this?
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If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.
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So these rich fucks move in
and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.
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Good news is
you have till September 1st.
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- You'll pay it off.
- Not without a car, man.
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Any idea how much money I lose
every day I'm not Ubering?
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Summer's when I make my nut for the year.
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I get it.
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These people are moving in,
trying to push me out?
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Do you have any idea what that feels like?
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- Course you do. Thanks.
- Mm-hm.
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- See you on the water.
- All right.
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Come on, dawg. You know how we do.
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The new house is right on the water.
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I tore down the old place. Gotta come out.
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G and T with lime.
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Yeah, I take him out on the boat,
like, every day.
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We're not open until noon.
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Know what, bro?
Let me call you right back.
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Um...
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It is noon.
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It's 11:57.
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Got it.
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Now what time is it?
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It's 11:56.
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- Give it back.
- Why don't you wait on your boat?
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I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.
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The fuck's wrong?
I just asked for a drink.
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Hey, hey, hey. Stop that.
What is going on here?
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Sir, I will make your drink for you.
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Good Lord.
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You know what, fuck that.
You need to fire her.
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I can't. She has a disability.
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What? No, I don't.
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- You don't?
- No.
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- That's the reason why I hired you.
- Bullshit.
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You know what? We cannot start off
the summer like this, okay?
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You could be a bitch
any other month of the year.
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Be a bitch in October.
Be a bitch in March.
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Don't be a bitch in June. Okay?
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These people keep our lights on.
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These people are the reason
I'm losing my house.
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Sorry, Fern.
I'm having a shitty morning.
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Yeah, I see that.
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You know what helps me?
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Folding napkins.
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Oh, this car's only $1000.
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Oh, no, that's just the tires.
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You're not gonna find anything
on Craigslist. I've looked.
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You could always sell your kidney.
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You could sell your hair,
your plasma, your eggs.
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The human body's a cash cow.
People don't understand that.
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Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
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I'm just trying to help.
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You could always rent the house out.
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No. Ugh. I can't stand the thought
of those summer people
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being in my house.
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Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
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"Need a car for college?
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Date our 19-year-old son this summer.
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He's a wonderful young man,
extremely smart, but socially very shy.
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He's never had a girlfriend.
We've tried everything.
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We're looking for an attractive,
kind, intelligent woman,
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early to mid-20s,
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to date him and bring him out of his shell
before he leaves for college in the fall.
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In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal,
clean, rust-free, 40K miles.
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Serious inquiries only."
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"Date" is in quotes.
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- It's gotta be a joke, right?
- No.
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Have you seen
these helicopter parents?
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They'll do everything for their kids.
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I'm surprised they're not gonna
fuck him themselves.
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It does say early to mid-20s, though.
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- That's okay. I can pass for that.
- Okay.
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You won't even rent your house out,
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but now you'll rent out your vag?
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Jim, the adults are talking.
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Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy,
I can't express an opinion?
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- Exactly. Yeah, shut up.
- Yeah.
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You have a Road Runner tattoo
covering your entire back.
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I don't think you should tell anybody
what to do with their body.
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What about an OnlyFans page?
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What's an OnlyFans page, Jim?
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That would take too long.
I need a car now.
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I'm just surprised you're actually
considering this. That's all.
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I've had a one-night stand before
and gotten zero Buick Regals for it.
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Babe, you don't know this, but women have
all sorts of reasons for having sex.
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I had sex once because I didn't want
to commute in the morning.
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I've had sex once
to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.
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I had sex once on a first date
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- 'cause I thought he was gonna kill me.
- Jesus.
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- You're with me now, babe.
- She's talking about you, dumbass.
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Yeah! Epic!
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Waves are firing. No tourists.
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- You guys are missing out.
- It's probably not even real.
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It would be the fastest way to get a car.
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Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts
as soon as he saw you.
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- Then you can just drive right home.
- Oh, my God.
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- Jim.
- You want my opinion?
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These people use us.
So why don't we use them?
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I just know my mom would've wanted me
to save that house.
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Yeah. Things are so expensive here now.
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You think I wanna wait tables
after teaching kids all year?
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Listen to me.
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If you're really in a pinch,
you can use our van.
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I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead.
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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Jim.
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I'm just trying to keep it light.
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You think a kid wants to have sex with you
in your current condition?
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- Get back into the sea.
- Just opened a beer.
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Go to the sea.
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- It's cold as fuck--
- Go in the ocean.
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Might just keep paddling.
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♪ No walls! ♪
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♪ No walls! ♪
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♪ No walls! ♪
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Maddie.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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- Any trouble finding the place?
- No.
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No. Found it.
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Oh, well, welcome to our home.
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I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.
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Layered? Like lasagna?
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Lasagna? No. Laird.
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Laird. Am I saying that right?
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Yeah, one syllable. Laird.
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Okay.
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- Just call me Laird.
- I can't.
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So should I come up,
or do you wanna come down here?
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- Come on.
- Yeah, come on up.
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- That'd be great.
- Come on up.
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I just want you to know,
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we have the utmost respect
for sex workers.
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I am, uh...
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not a sex worker.
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- Not that there's anything wrong.
- Oh, no.
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So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.
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- Where you from?
- Uh, here, actually.
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Wow, a local.
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I'm jealous.
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You get to live in paradise all year long.
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I meant to ask this on the phone,
but how old are you?
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Well...
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I know you were looking for someone
early to mid-20s.
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- I'm slightly older.
- Right. How old?
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I just turned 29.
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- Recently?
- Last year.
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- So you're 29?
- Last year.
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And how old are you, like, right now?
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- One more year older.
- So 30.
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Yeah. 32.
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I...
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May I be frank?
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I'm assuming that I'm here
because you haven't found anyone yet,
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and the reason
you haven't found anyone yet
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is because young girls are idiots.
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That's not their fault. They're young.
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But...
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this is your son we're talking about.
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What you need is someone
who looks like a peer,
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but has the maturity
to be able to handle this
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with the tact and sensitivity
the situation requires.
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- She's good.
- Good.
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- Good answer.
- Mm-hm.
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We've just been so worried about our son.
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Percy is so loving,
and he is so sensitive,
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and he's extremely bright.
249
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,759
Yeah, he's going to Princeton next year.
250
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,177
Oh, I've heard of it.
251
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,471
He's an amazing musician,
but he won't play for anyone.
252
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,307
He's just having
a lot of trouble socially.
253
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,642
You know, and as a mother,
254
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,562
that's just been really hard to watch
these past four years.
255
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,898
He's always on his phone,
doesn't come out of his room,
256
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,360
he doesn't have any friends,
he doesn't talk to girls.
257
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,114
Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties,
doesn't drive.
258
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,782
Doesn't do anything that I did.
259
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,994
We can't send him to college like that.
260
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,245
He'd never make it.
261
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,873
Well, that's why
you called a professional.
262
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,459
Not a professional,
just a girl who needs a car.
263
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:04,130
Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.
264
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,341
We tried everything
to bring him out of his shell.
265
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:11,429
- We're at the end of our rope.
- I was shy when I was Percy's age.
266
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,348
But I dated this girl
right before I went to college,
267
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,726
and she really opened me up sexually.
268
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,643
Okay.
269
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,603
- Barbara.
- Mm-mm.
270
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,272
Anyway, by the time I got to college,
271
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,025
I was out of my shell and thriving.
272
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:27,320
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy.
- Is this him?
273
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,237
Yes.
274
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,659
- Wow, he's adorable.
- Isn't he?
275
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,744
Mm-hm.
276
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,412
So...
277
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,497
how does this work?
278
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,167
The honor system or...?
279
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,669
- That, and we know his passcode.
- Mm-hm.
280
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,047
And he's not gay?
281
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,299
No. We've seen his Internet history.
282
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,927
Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.
283
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,263
A little gay. Large groups of people.
284
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,556
Hm.
285
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,936
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth,
but does it have to be a Buick?
286
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,897
- It's just what Dad drove.
- Mm.
287
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,692
Okay, then, why don't you date Percy
and the Buick is yours?
288
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,570
And don't just "date" him, you know?
289
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,364
Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid.
290
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,783
So when you say date him,
291
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:17,078
do you mean date him or date him?
292
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,622
- Yes.
- Yeah, that's correct.
293
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,999
- Date him.
- Date him hard.
294
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,084
Okay.
295
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,211
I'll date his brains out.
296
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,713
So is he in his room?
Should I jump out and surprise him?
297
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,632
No. No, no, no. He's not here.
298
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,926
He can't know about this.
Nobody can know about this.
299
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,762
Nobody can know about this.
300
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,848
Also, it would devastate him,
which would defeat the purpose
301
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,725
of building up his confidence.
302
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,227
Right. Right.
303
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,188
He volunteers at the animal shelter
from 10 to 6.
304
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:48,109
We thought maybe you could go
and act like you want to adopt a dog.
305
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,819
And I don't see this happening,
306
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:54,115
but if Percy dates somebody
the organic way...
307
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,492
- Got it. Better get to work.
- Yeah.
308
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,341
I'm drifting.
I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.
309
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,216
Hi. Can I interest you
in some unconditional love?
310
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,345
- Looking for something to slobber on you?
- Can he help me?
311
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,766
Well, he mostly works with the dogs.
I deal with the people.
312
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,310
But you have a weird energy.
313
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,312
Don't worry, I've been neutered.
314
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,980
I want him.
315
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,525
Percy, can you help this lady?
316
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,782
Mind if I touch your wiener?
317
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,451
- What?
- Your dog.
318
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,203
Oh.
319
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,621
Yeah.
320
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,247
Um...
321
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,999
How can I help you?
322
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,751
Um, I want to adopt a dog.
323
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,336
Oh, yeah. Sure.
324
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,340
Um... great.
325
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,968
Um...
326
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,054
- That's a cool cartoon.
- It's anime.
327
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,390
Yeah, animated. That's what I said.
328
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,226
Um, excuse me. I need your help.
329
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,144
Oh, sorry, sorry. Okay.
330
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,938
What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?
331
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,065
Well, I wish I could adopt them all.
332
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,858
Which is the most fucked up?
333
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,113
Um, the most messed up is Milo.
334
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,823
This is Milo. Um...
335
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,658
He's been here the longest.
336
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,201
Um...
337
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:06,455
He was a drug dog for the state police,
but they forced him into retirement
338
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,667
because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.
339
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,751
Cocaine?
340
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,628
- No! Milo!
341
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,879
Milo. Milo.
342
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,091
If he hears the word, he gets triggered.
343
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,051
Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.
344
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,430
It's okay. It's okay. Um...
345
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,140
I have to ask you a couple questions
346
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,517
just to make sure
you're a suitable candidate.
347
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,311
We have to do it with everyone.
It's the rules.
348
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,272
Oh, a little rule follower, huh?
349
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,566
Yeah, they're super important.
350
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,569
So is there, like,
an office or somewhere private?
351
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,029
An office.
352
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,823
- Come right this way.
- Great.
353
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,201
Maddie Barker.
354
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,288
I feel so far from you.
355
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,733
Um... Spouse?
356
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,903
Um, currently single.
357
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,112
Thank God too.
358
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,740
You can just have more fun.
Be spontaneous.
359
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,991
"Unmarried."
360
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,659
Children?
361
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,370
No. God, no. Too young.
362
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,873
Having fun still. Meeting new people.
I love that.
363
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,083
"Childless."
364
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,004
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
365
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,298
Because I can't have dogs of my own.
366
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,597
And, uh, what do you plan to do
with the dog if you move?
367
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:47,890
I'm not moving.
368
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,475
Well, if you did.
369
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,810
I have lived here my whole life.
I'm not going anywhere.
370
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,979
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
371
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,689
No. Pry.
372
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,067
Pry me open.
373
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,405
Um...
374
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,577
Oh, what? Already?
375
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,788
Um, okay. Sorry.
376
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,040
I'll have to send this application
up to my supervisor.
377
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,376
Come on. There's gotta be more questions.
378
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,671
Yes, there are,
but I have to start closing up.
379
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,965
So, um, yeah.
You can come back another day, though.
380
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,717
I might not want a dog another day.
381
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,512
I want a dog right now.
382
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,306
Well, then,
pet ownership may not be for you.
383
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:35,479
You sound a lot like the kind of person
we would normally take a dog from.
384
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,482
How about I give you a ride home?
385
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,025
And we can keep talking?
386
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,153
- You're on the way.
- How do you know where I live?
387
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,197
Your parents told me.
388
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,033
- What?
- It's on your school bag.
389
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,708
Everything under control?
390
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,461
Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy
about leaving early?
391
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,006
It's like we super can't do that, right?
392
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,258
Would that be, you know, frowned upon?
393
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,385
Oh, come on. Let's go.
394
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,303
Okay.
395
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:08,971
Okay.
396
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,681
You can finish alone, right?
397
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,141
Bet you do it all the time.
398
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,350
- Uh...
- Thanks.
399
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:14,893
Bye.
400
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,104
Okay, then.
401
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:18,772
Approved.
402
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,030
- That's your car?
- It is for tonight.
403
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,825
Actually, you know what?
404
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,828
This sucks, but I just remembered
I rode my bike here, so...
405
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,956
This is what-- I'll go on this.
406
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,124
Well, that's okay.
407
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,462
I can just throw it in the back.
408
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,672
You can ride up front with me.
409
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,054
Oh, come on. I won't bite.
410
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,641
Unless you want me to.
411
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,521
Okay. But no biting.
412
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,153
I mean, yeah, whatever.
I've been with girls a couple times.
413
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,531
- Where's the rest of my seat belt?
- It's a lap belt.
414
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,701
Just pretend you're on an airplane.
I'll be your flight attendant.
415
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,579
Why is the flight attendant
flying the plane?
416
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,748
I've killed the pilot
and taken over the plane.
417
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,041
You're my hostage.
418
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:24,838
♪ Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke... ♪
419
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,597
- This isn't the way to my house.
- It's a shortcut.
420
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,559
♪ Better listen now ♪
421
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,187
♪ Said it ain't no joke ♪
422
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,899
♪ Let your conscience fail you
Just do the stroke ♪
423
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,822
♪ Don't you take no chances... ♪
424
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,824
Give me that. What are you doing?
425
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,076
Our generation and our phones, huh?
426
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,538
♪ You can't stop, you just... ♪
427
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,831
We're home.
428
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:01,834
Okay.
429
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,753
♪ Stroke me, stroke me... ♪
430
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,505
- Ooh.
431
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,133
What you got down there? Something for me?
432
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,763
Oh, fuck!
433
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,692
Oh!
434
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,360
Why?
435
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,862
You tried kidnapping me!
436
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,948
I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.
437
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,367
You put me in a van and you took my phone.
438
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:39,663
If I were kidnapping you, would I give you
all my personal information first?
439
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,541
God! Why couldn't you have used
your rape whistle?
440
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,084
Why would I have a rape whistle?
441
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,128
Why do you have fucking Mace?
442
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,796
Sorry.
443
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,383
Will you get the hose, please? Please.
444
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,929
Uh...
445
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,015
- It's broken.
- Is the water on?
446
00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,934
- You have to turn the water on?
- Are you fucking with me?
447
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,270
- I thought maybe it was already on.
- The spigot.
448
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,730
- The spigot.
- Oh, okay.
449
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,273
God.
450
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,279
God. Fuck.
451
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,989
- Stop spraying me with it.
- I'm sorry.
452
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,657
I'm trying to help. I'm sorry.
453
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,870
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
454
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:20,954
I'm sorry.
455
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,790
- I'm sorry.
456
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,042
I didn't know
what you were trying to do.
457
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,837
- I just thought you were hot.
- You think I'm hot?
458
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,049
Yeah. I think you're super hot.
459
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:33,550
Well...
460
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,302
Maybe we should go on a date, then?
461
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,472
I'll go throw another dress on.
462
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:42,392
Oh, no, I didn't mean now.
I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like...
463
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:43,977
a real date.
464
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,062
Oh.
465
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,481
Yeah, that's better.
466
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,149
Okay.
467
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,275
Tomorrow, then.
468
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,574
Thank you for the ride.
469
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:00,911
Bye.
470
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,918
Can't believe
this kid is going to Princeton.
471
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:09,086
He's dumb as shit.
472
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:12,881
He's just afraid of the world.
They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap.
473
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:17,135
My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home.
Won't go outside without a helmet.
474
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,555
It might be a medical thing.
475
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,683
You know, the problem is the parents.
They baby him.
476
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:25,727
Anyway, I'll need the van tonight
for my big date.
477
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:26,895
- No.
- What?
478
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,813
No.
479
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,731
It's gonna take me a week
to air that thing out.
480
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,192
Sara's pregnant.
I can't have her breathing those fumes.
481
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,778
Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.
482
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,739
That'll drop his panties.
483
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,745
- Hey, Mel.
- Hi, Mel.
484
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,038
Hey, guys.
485
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,249
Did you hear about Mel?
486
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,793
She got herself a sugar daddy.
487
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,086
You could do that.
488
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,214
Then you wouldn't have to worry
about a car or property taxes.
489
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:58,135
No. No way I'm gonna be on call
to some rich asshole all summer.
490
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:02,222
If you see me doing that,
it means I've compromised who I am,
491
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,558
and you can kill me
because I've given up.
492
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,687
I should have this Buick by now,
but this kid is unfuckable.
493
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,111
♪ Doing all right ♪
494
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,823
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
495
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,910
♪ And come what may ♪
496
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,164
♪ Gonna dance the day away ♪
497
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,420
♪ Jenny was sweet ♪
498
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,050
♪ She always smiled
For the people she'd meet ♪
499
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,427
♪ On trouble and strife ♪
500
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:45,223
♪ She had another way of looking at life ♪
501
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,937
♪ Driver's seat, ooh ♪
502
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:54,483
♪ Driver's seat, yeah... ♪
503
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,945
Well, you look like an accountant
in the Bahamas.
504
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,865
It was too hot for pants.
505
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,036
- Hi.
- Hi.
506
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:09,164
I'm so glad we're doing this.
A date was a great idea.
507
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,791
Am I allowed to be here?
508
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,501
Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine.
509
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,419
It's just that I'm not 21.
510
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,921
That doesn't matter here.
511
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,798
I think it's a federal law, but...
512
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,554
Where is the waitress?
513
00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:27,099
I just hope my parents don't find out
that I'm here.
514
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:28,850
Do they come here?
515
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,644
No, no. They track my phone.
516
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,605
Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?
517
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,235
There she is, the Flash.
518
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:39,736
What do you want, Maddie?
519
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,614
Uh, a Long Island iced tea for me, and...
520
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,616
- Pepsi, please.
- We only have Coke.
521
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,034
Oh.
522
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,788
- Do you wanna go somewhere else?
- Uh, no, Percy.
523
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,498
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
524
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,083
Okay.
525
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,001
Thank you.
526
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:58,964
I'm really tense.
527
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,091
Why? Is everything okay?
528
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:06,138
Yeah, I just-- I had this really
intense dream about you last night.
529
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,222
Don't ask.
530
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,683
Of course. That's private.
531
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,226
Do you ever have those?
532
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,478
Uh, intense dreams? Um...
533
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,356
Actually, uh, yeah.
534
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,524
Tell me.
535
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,527
You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
536
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,279
Okay.
537
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:27,034
I had this one dream
where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.
538
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:30,412
So she'd locked me
in one of the dog cages
539
00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,372
and dragged me back to her hideout.
540
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:35,459
I kicked at the cage and screamed.
541
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:36,626
And that made you come?
542
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,670
Uh... I did not.
543
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,756
How the fuck is that a sex dream?
544
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,550
You asked me if I have intense dreams.
545
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,429
You're right.
I should've been more specific.
546
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,683
I used to have nightmares about this song
when I was a kid.
547
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,351
Why?
548
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,605
'Cause it's about a monster.
A man-eater.
549
00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:01,735
"She only comes out at night.
Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."
550
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,280
I don't think
that's what the song is about.
551
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,490
I'll look into that.
552
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,534
Long Island iced tea
for America's sweetheart,
553
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,744
and one for the boy.
554
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,996
Oh, uh, good news, by the way.
555
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,790
Um, we got some new dogs in today.
556
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,750
So, you know, if you're still looking...
557
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,756
This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.
558
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,508
Percy, you're going to college soon.
559
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,593
You're gonna have to learn how to drink.
560
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,720
You can't go your whole life
scared of everything.
561
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,639
I'm not scared of everything.
562
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,182
Come on. Open up.
563
00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,433
Have your medicine.
564
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,268
- Come on, baby bird.
- I don't like it.
565
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,937
- Oh, shit.
- Well, well,
566
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:39,189
look at what the tide dragged in.
567
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,316
Hello, Travis.
568
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,569
Well, I don't know if you heard,
but, uh...
569
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,823
That's great. Congratulations.
570
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,783
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.
571
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:53,203
Turns out your little disappearing act,
572
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,330
that was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
573
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,624
Well, I'm happy I could help.
574
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,750
You know...
575
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:04,464
my wife, she speaks three languages.
576
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,967
She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.
577
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,512
We do everything together. All of it.
578
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,848
That's great.
Is her vagina dishwasher-safe?
579
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:13,765
No.
580
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,309
She's a real person.
581
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,395
Unlike you.
582
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,064
You wanna know what the best part is?
583
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,525
When I told her that I loved her,
584
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:27,320
she said it back to me
instead of running away.
585
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,406
Like a coward.
586
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,700
That must've been
a really exciting second date.
587
00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:40,542
- You better be careful of this one.
- Mm.
588
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,919
She is slippery.
589
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:45,547
Bye-bye. Bye, Travis.
590
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,177
- Is that your ex-boyfriend?
- More like a friend.
591
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,013
It felt like you didn't really like him.
592
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:56,808
- You met him. Do you like him?
- I didn't have sex with him.
593
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,144
Do you want to? I can call him back over.
594
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,271
- Hey, Travis.
- No, no, no. No.
595
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,481
I don't wanna do that. I just...
596
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,734
I don't know
why you'd have sex with someone
597
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,943
if you don't like them.
598
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:09,613
It was Christmas, I was lonely.
I don't know.
599
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,406
Why'd you disappear on him?
600
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,950
What's with the questions?
Can't we just get drunk and have fun?
601
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,578
Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you.
602
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,000
- Do you wanna get out of here?
- Yes. Please.
603
00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:24,628
I think I'm a little drunk.
604
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,796
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
605
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:28,548
No, I wasn't.
606
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,259
God, I love the beach.
607
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,720
I just feel so free out here. Don't you?
608
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,722
Um... yeah.
609
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:40,060
I think it's closed, though.
Oh, it's after 8, so...
610
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,855
We could come back during operating hours.
611
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:47,317
- We got the whole place to ourselves.
- Lots of red flags.
612
00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:49,945
- Let's go swimming.
- There's no lifeguards.
613
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,906
Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping.
614
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,909
Oh, look, no swimming.
615
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,119
Oh, we tried.
616
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:02,415
You know, those rules are
more like just suggestions.
617
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:05,377
Come on, let's get you
out of these Daisy Dukes.
618
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,879
Maddie, I don't know.
619
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:12,592
I'm ugly to you. I knew it.
620
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,135
- I knew it.
- What?
621
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,596
No.
622
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,975
- No.
- Seems like it.
623
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:20,892
No, I...
624
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,104
I think you're the...
625
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,273
I think you're the prettiest person
I've ever seen.
626
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,233
Really?
627
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,110
Pretty where?
628
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,075
Pretty here?
629
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,914
Or pretty here?
630
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:51,798
What about sharks?
631
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,341
None here.
632
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:55,510
Jellyfish?
633
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,845
Not in season.
634
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,889
It's really the lack of lifeguards
that's causing an issue for me.
635
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:03,268
- Just get the fuck in here right now!
- Okay! Okay. Okay.
636
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,855
Come on.
I promise nothing's gonna happen.
637
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,609
Isn't this how Jaws started?
638
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,657
I'm going to trust you.
639
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,423
See? It's not so bad.
640
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,011
Mmm.
641
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,680
Fuck her!
642
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,016
Fuck her in the butt!
643
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,310
- What are they doing?
- I don't know.
644
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,394
Hello.
645
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,397
Hey, what you up to over there?
646
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,358
Just doing our taxes.
647
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,485
These yours?
648
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,528
Yeah, no need to fold them.
649
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,530
Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes.
650
00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,158
- Take her fucking clothes.
- They're taking our clothes.
651
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,912
- Hey, put that back!
- Suck my balls!
652
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,538
Oh-ho-ho!
653
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:06,915
I'm warning you.
654
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,376
Bye, sea bitch.
655
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,461
You said nothing bad would happen.
656
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:14,547
- We need to find an adult.
- Percy, you're an adult.
657
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,882
Where are you going?
658
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,635
Oh, dude. What the fuck?
659
00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:20,220
- Gross, right?
- Dude.
660
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,346
It's like nasty.
661
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,640
- Wait, are you serious?
- We lost one.
662
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,142
- Fuck yeah.
- Come here, cunts.
663
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,148
- Shit.
- Oh!
664
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,900
- Stay the fuck back.
- Who wants some?
665
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,195
Fucking...
666
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,238
Come on.
667
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:41,783
♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
668
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,620
♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪
669
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:46,704
♪ Oh, here she comes... ♪
670
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:52,377
Oh, my God.
671
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,130
- Connor.
- What the fuck?
672
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,258
What about you?
You want the business?
673
00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,677
- Take it. Take it.
- Think it's cool to steal clothes?
674
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,804
- You need fucking help.
- I'm calling the cops.
675
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,473
And stay the fuck out of Montauk!
676
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,310
Where were we?
677
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:13,398
- What happened over there?
- I got our clothes back.
678
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,985
- Did you beat up those kids?
- No.
679
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,654
- They apologized.
- I heard screaming.
680
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,490
That was the apologizing.
681
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:30,290
I don't like this.
Something's really wrong with you.
682
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:34,127
They had our clothes, our phones,
our keys, our wallets.
683
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:37,172
I got them back.
What would you have done? Nothing?
684
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,716
- You should be thanking me.
- I was coming up with a plan.
685
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,010
To do what? Call your mom and dad?
686
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,052
Sack up, ho.
687
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,265
Sorry. That was mean. Let's fuck.
688
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:49,976
No?
689
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,229
Why not?
690
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,483
Because it's like you're trying to eat me.
691
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,525
Oh, God.
692
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,528
I'm not gonna have sex
with somebody that I don't know.
693
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:03,364
It's better that way. Trust me.
694
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,991
Not for me.
695
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:09,329
This is bullshit. I'm done.
I feel sorry for you.
696
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,340
Fucking waste of time.
697
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,133
Hey! Hey!
698
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,804
- Hey, give me my clothes.
- Okay.
699
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,016
Here, take your little booty shorts.
700
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,396
Where's my phone? Is it in your car?
701
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,482
- Nope.
- You barely even looked.
702
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,400
- It's not in here.
- Can you check?
703
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,654
- My parents need to know where I am.
- Why? Are you a child?
704
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,994
- Give me my phone!
705
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,872
- Percy, get off my hood.
- Not until you give me my phone.
706
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,500
- I need it.
- Okay, guess we're doing this.
707
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,672
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay, very funny, Maddie.
708
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,632
- Yo!
- Now let me off.
709
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,135
Just give me my phone.
I just need my phone.
710
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:09,889
- I will drive to fucking Chicago.
- Just give me my phone.
711
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,477
Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy.
712
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,188
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a--
713
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,606
Fuck me.
714
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,275
- Oh, thank God.
- Fuck.
715
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,111
- Idiot.
- Oh, thank God.
716
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:26,239
Okay, pull over.
Just pull over. Just stop.
717
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,909
I'm on probation. I can't lose my license.
718
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,202
Pull over.
719
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,664
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Hang on.
720
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,667
Sorry. Hold on.
721
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:41,087
Oh, my God!
722
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,302
God.
723
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,607
I'm not seeing any cops out there.
I think we lost them.
724
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,942
Are you sure? Keep looking.
725
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:06,738
I can't believe
you drove over the train tracks.
726
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,531
I thought we were gonna die.
727
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,034
You were really brave,
holding on to the hood like that.
728
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,952
Most guys would've fallen off.
729
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,122
I have pretty strong hands
from piano lessons.
730
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,166
We should have some music.
731
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,626
Yeah, yeah.
732
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,628
Hey, thank you for these clothes,
by the way.
733
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,423
I like your house a lot. It's cozy.
734
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,717
Bedroom's the best part.
I'll show you later.
735
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,306
♪ So hot in ♪
736
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:36,768
♪ Oh! ♪
737
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,854
- Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.
- Shh.
738
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,774
- ♪ Want a little bit of ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
739
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,651
- ♪ And a little bit of ♪
- ♪ Uh, uh ♪
740
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:47,862
Did you grow up dancing?
741
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:51,658
Smack it.
742
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:52,992
You want...? Me smack it?
743
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,327
- You want me to smack it?
- Mm-hm.
744
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,954
♪ Good gracious, ass is bodacious... ♪
745
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,665
- Do I have your consent...?
- Yeah.
746
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,708
Smack it. Harder.
747
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:02,919
Hit it.
748
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,421
Sorry.
749
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,883
♪ Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked... ♪
750
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,927
So how long have you lived here?
751
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:14,806
♪ Birds I'm feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve and ♪
752
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:19,143
♪ No teasin', I need you to
Get up, up on the dance floor ♪
753
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:22,647
♪ Give that man what he askin' for
'Cause I feel like bustin' loose... ♪
754
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,316
You're a little heavy on my legs.
755
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,318
You wanna switch?
756
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:32,115
♪ And I feel like touchin' you, uh, uh
And can't nobody stop the juice ♪
757
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:37,620
♪ So baby, tell me, what's the use? I said
It's gettin' hot in here... ♪
758
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,038
Do you wanna go to the bedroom?
759
00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:40,915
We can take it slow.
760
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:42,709
Yeah.
761
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,044
- Thank you.
- Are you okay?
762
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,130
Yeah, I wanna-- I wanna--
763
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:50,216
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy.
But let's go.
764
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,176
Sorry.
765
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,011
Does it look weird?
766
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,390
- No, it's fine.
- My back itches too.
767
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,395
- Oh, my God.
- What?
768
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,065
Oh, God.
769
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:10,278
This happens sometimes when I get anxious.
770
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:12,613
I know you're really horny. I'm sorry.
771
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,449
Fuck.
772
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:18,536
This is for board rash,
but it should do the trick.
773
00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:21,164
I'm so embarrassed.
774
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:23,249
Don't be.
775
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:27,670
I once went to a Halloween party
dressed as a baby.
776
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,590
My crush was there,
and as we were hooking up,
777
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,634
we both realized
that I got diaper rash from my costume.
778
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:35,720
I was 21.
779
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,388
You didn't wear underwear?
780
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,724
Diapers are underwear.
781
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:42,560
No, they're not.
Diapers are like wearable toilets.
782
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,978
Well, I didn't use it.
783
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,688
Sure, you didn't.
784
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,649
There's a smile.
785
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,613
I don't really have a lot to smile about.
786
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,115
I can barely leave my room.
787
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,536
Well, I've lived in this house
my whole life.
788
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,788
Really?
789
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:04,290
I did leave once, when I was 18.
790
00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:06,834
I had this custom board
791
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,337
of all the California beaches
I was gonna surf.
792
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:14,008
Made it all the way to New York City
before I turned back around.
793
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,551
Why'd you turn around?
794
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,721
I just realized everything I need is here.
795
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,224
And my mom got sick. So...
796
00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,936
I stayed to take care of her.
797
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,189
Why couldn't your dad do it?
798
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,150
Lift up your arms.
799
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,988
I had to switch schools...
800
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,575
after I had a sleepover in ninth grade
and everybody found out
801
00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:42,870
that I still slept
in my parents' room sometimes, so...
802
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:49,877
It turned into this rumor
that I slept in the same bed with them...
803
00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,798
and then it became
that I had sex with them.
804
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:57,927
It was awful.
805
00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,264
Probably why I spend so much time alone.
806
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,765
You don't have any friends?
807
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:06,310
Yeah, I have tons of friends, just online.
808
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,899
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
809
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,151
Who?
810
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,946
- Jody's my old nanny.
- Turn around.
811
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,167
I'm sorry
I couldn't have sex with you today.
812
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,839
I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.
813
00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:36,716
It's okay.
814
00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:40,344
Maybe we could spend the day
together tomorrow?
815
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,763
Then, I promise, I'll put out.
816
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,642
Sounds nice.
817
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:59,739
♪ I could never get straight ♪
Working on the relay ♪
818
00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:00,740
Swish!
819
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,617
What's that?
820
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:05,661
♪ Prophesies of motion... ♪
821
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,748
♪ Never going my way ♪
822
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:14,545
♪ It's coming up
It's coming up ♪
823
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,463
No blocking sensors!
824
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:16,881
♪ Hey, hey
I don't wanna let go ♪
825
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,049
You! You're out!
826
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:23,512
♪ Back to the start
Shake it and follow your heart ♪
827
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:29,685
♪ Even if you don't come back to the start
Shake it, shake it ♪
828
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,145
♪ I don't wanna let go... ♪
829
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,230
- Frisbee thing and then the smallest...
- Yeah.
830
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:37,276
♪ Back to the start
Shake it and follow your heart... ♪
831
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,778
Yeah. Got it, got it.
832
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:39,695
Bye!
833
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:40,905
Get a life.
834
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,245
There.
835
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:52,375
You can finally drink while you're at bat.
836
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,044
You get me. What else?
837
00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:57,046
Oh! Uh... Close your eyes.
838
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,883
And stick out your finger.
839
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:05,930
Now you're stuck with me forever.
840
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,224
It's a finger trap.
841
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:10,935
Percy, get me out of this.
842
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:13,312
Stop pulling away.
Stop pulling away. Relax.
843
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:14,814
Just push in.
844
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,910
Do you think we would've been friends
in high school?
845
00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,203
Yeah, I think so.
846
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,914
I don't know.
I feel like you were, like...
847
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,166
prom queen or something.
848
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,460
I didn't even go to prom.
849
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:38,963
What? Nobody asked you?
850
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:41,632
Everybody asked me. Teachers asked me.
851
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,844
I had a date, and a dress, and...
852
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:46,220
What happened?
853
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,305
It was a long time ago. Who cares?
854
00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:50,808
I care.
855
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,355
Well, you asked
why my dad didn't take care of my mom
856
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,565
when she was sick.
857
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:01,152
It's 'cause he was in the city
with his family.
858
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,404
They summer here.
859
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:04,780
Oh.
860
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,490
They had an affair.
861
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,369
And then I came along.
862
00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:14,206
I was just a mess
that he didn't wanna deal with.
863
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:17,251
So he had his lawyers clean everything up,
864
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:20,796
gave my mom some money
and a house to make us go away.
865
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,551
Years later, I wrote my dad a letter
866
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:28,179
asking why he wanted nothing
to do with me.
867
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,140
But, um, on the morning of prom...
868
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:35,186
I got the letter returned, unopened.
869
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,566
And so after that,
I didn't wanna go to prom.
870
00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,651
I didn't wanna--
I didn't wanna do anything.
871
00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:45,446
I just stayed in my room and cried.
872
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,783
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
873
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:53,162
'Cause fuck him. He left.
He can reach out.
874
00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:58,209
What?
875
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,212
Can I kiss you?
876
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:23,400
It's Jody.
877
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,402
Who?
878
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:28,155
Jody. Uh, my nanny. Remember?
879
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:30,366
-"Meet at the lighthouse."
- Yeah.
880
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:31,784
Okay.
881
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:35,121
Are you sure you don't wanna
just go back to my house?
882
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,539
I'm still horny from that kiss.
883
00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:37,915
Yes, Jody!
884
00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:39,875
- Hi.
- There he is.
885
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,836
- The tickle prince.
886
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,297
So this must be the famous Maddie.
887
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:48,425
And you're Jody.
You were Percy's nanny?
888
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:49,844
Mr. Mary Poppins.
889
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,679
Oh.
890
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,557
You guys stayed pretty close, huh?
891
00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,308
Oh, yeah. Super close.
892
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,395
- What'd you win there, pal?
- Oh.
893
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:01,480
- Is that a Frisbee?
- Oh, yeah, Maddie won it.
894
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,815
- Nice.
- Look at that.
895
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,900
- Maddie, score!
- Yeah.
896
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,610
- Hey, Perce, go long.
- Oh.
897
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,322
Uh-- Oh...
898
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,116
I got it.
899
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,578
- Real motor on that little guy.
- What the fuck do you want?
900
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,249
- Excuse me?
- It's his parents' money, not his.
901
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,918
You like little kids or something?
902
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,920
Do I like little kids?
You're a male nanny.
903
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,589
What do you want from him?
904
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:28,507
Same thing as you. I wanna date him.
905
00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:33,929
I have nannied for a lot
of powerful families out here.
906
00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:35,764
So if you hurt him...
907
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:37,850
I'll hurt you.
908
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,935
What are you gonna do?
Throw a pacifier at me?
909
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:42,146
- Hey, bud.
- Hey.
910
00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,940
It was in a prickle bush, but I got it.
911
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,233
That's incredible.
912
00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,197
Okay, are you ready for your gift?
913
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,198
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
914
00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:53,532
I'm bringing it out.
915
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:59,163
Oh, my God...
916
00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:01,040
Did you find this?
917
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,958
Figured it would get him
into surfing early.
918
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:04,335
Wow, this is...
919
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,754
- It turns on.
- It does?
920
00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:08,881
Why don't we see if that makes it better?
921
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,217
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
922
00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:12,426
Nice.
923
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:15,930
No.
924
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,767
Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?
925
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:22,019
- I haven't gotten it.
- Really?
926
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:25,147
Huh.
927
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,232
Why?
928
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,695
I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?
929
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,530
You could sue them for that, you know.
930
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:35,616
Well, actually, we haven't had sex yet.
931
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,869
He just needs more of a connection first.
932
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,413
I actually really like him.
We're becoming friends.
933
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:44,750
Mm...
934
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,378
He's gonna forget all about me.
He's going to college in the fall.
935
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,420
I don't know.
936
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,547
Well, it's happening tonight.
We're getting dinner.
937
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,716
You're going to dinner.
938
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:55,177
Okay, so you're, like,
"dating" dating, then.
939
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,178
Shut up.
940
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:01,100
I know what I'm doing.
941
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:09,566
Maddie.
942
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:12,069
It's me, Doug Khan.
943
00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,781
We went to high school together.
Remember? I...
944
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,700
I ran varsity track?
945
00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:20,452
I had that sweet cherry-red Miata?
946
00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,707
I had sex with our Spanish teacher,
Mrs. Walsh.
947
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:28,502
Doug Khan! You were on TV.
948
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,045
Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail?
949
00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:30,963
No.
950
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,173
Mrs. Khan did.
951
00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:35,217
We got married.
952
00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:36,844
But, you know...
953
00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:39,430
they never run that story.
954
00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:41,056
How can I help you, Doug?
955
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,434
Well, I'm a real estate broker now.
956
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:47,313
I don't have to tell you,
this is a fabulous neighborhood.
957
00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:49,356
I mean, an acre on this street?
958
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:51,483
Name your price, Maddie.
959
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,902
- It was great catching up, Doug.
- Listen, come on.
960
00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:57,531
If you don't pay off your lien,
the county's gonna fire-sale your house.
961
00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:00,784
You'll lose half of what it's worth.
Let me list it, you'll get full price.
962
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:04,538
So they can tear this whole thing down?
Stay off my yard, Doug.
963
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:21,764
♪ In the town where I grew up ♪
964
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:27,686
♪ I met a girl ♪
965
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:34,151
♪ She was lovely enough ♪
966
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,656
♪ I said to her... ♪
967
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,452
Was this a stupid idea?
968
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,330
No, I love it.
We're finally going to prom.
969
00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:48,874
I have something for you.
970
00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:54,880
♪ Now, tell me girl... ♪
971
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,215
I have this.
972
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,467
It's from my garden.
973
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,219
Careful.
974
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:05,307
♪ And we walked away... ♪
975
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:08,685
You look very handsome.
Should we take a picture?
976
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,440
I left my phone at home. On purpose.
977
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,983
- What?
- Yeah.
978
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:16,985
- I don't believe you.
- No, I did.
979
00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:19,029
- I don't believe you.
- No! I don't have it.
980
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,782
I did. I did. I just wanna talk to you.
981
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:27,746
♪ Would you like to ♪
982
00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:33,669
♪ Fall in love with me? ♪
983
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,671
- Just crack it.
984
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:37,214
The claws are still sharp!
985
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:42,261
This is so much better
than if I actually went to my prom.
986
00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:43,929
Why didn't you?
987
00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:47,224
I just didn't ask anybody.
988
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,434
Why?
989
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,144
I don't know. I guess, um...
990
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:55,524
After everything that happened at school,
I just wanted to stay invisible.
991
00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,903
If they couldn't see me,
they couldn't make fun of me.
992
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:03,740
People should see who you are.
You're great.
993
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:06,326
Thanks.
994
00:54:14,543 --> 00:54:16,545
- What?
- Play something.
995
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:17,880
No.
996
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,382
You said you play.
You should play something.
997
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,758
I'm not going to play.
998
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,219
If you don't play something,
999
00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:26,263
I'm gonna make a toast
to the entire restaurant
1000
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,890
about what an amazing lover you are.
1001
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,560
Good. It's time they find out.
1002
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:34,771
Stop, stop, stop.
1003
00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:40,360
What do you want me to play?
1004
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,030
Doesn't matter.
Play anything. Play it for me.
1005
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:45,532
Fuck.
1006
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:47,159
Fuck.
1007
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,411
Fuck me. Fuck.
1008
00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:52,539
Okay. Okay.
1009
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,042
Fuck.
1010
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,213
♪ She'll only come out at night ♪
1011
00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:45,342
♪ The lean and hungry type ♪
1012
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:52,224
♪ Nothing is new
I've seen her here before ♪
1013
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:58,146
♪ Watching and waiting ♪
1014
00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:04,820
♪ Oh, she's sitting with you
But her eyes are on the door ♪
1015
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:13,036
♪ So many have paid to see ♪
1016
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:17,082
♪ What you think you're getting for free ♪
1017
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,751
♪ The woman is wild ♪
1018
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:24,506
♪ A she-cat tamed
By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
1019
00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:27,050
♪ Money's the matter ♪
1020
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,178
♪ If you're in it for love ♪
1021
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:33,265
♪ You ain't gonna get too far ♪
1022
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,815
♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
1023
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:46,403
♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪
1024
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:49,239
♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
1025
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,783
♪ She's a maneater ♪
1026
00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:55,746
♪ I wouldn't if I were you ♪
1027
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:59,041
♪ I know what she can do ♪
1028
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:06,298
♪ She's deadly, man
She could really rip your world apart ♪
1029
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,717
♪ Mind over matter ♪
1030
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:14,765
♪ Oh, the beauty is there
But a beast is in the heart ♪
1031
00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:22,606
♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
1032
00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:26,902
♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪
1033
00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:29,613
♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
1034
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:32,074
♪ She's a maneater ♪
1035
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,308
Yes!
1036
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:05,857
What the fuck?
1037
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:08,443
That was unbelievable.
1038
00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:10,487
How did you even know that song?
1039
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:15,158
We talked about "Maneater,"
so I went home and learned it.
1040
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:16,910
What are you?
1041
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,245
Percy.
1042
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:21,748
- Natalie. Oh, my God. That's so funny.
- Hi. That was amazing.
1043
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,668
Oh, my God.
Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.
1044
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,795
My parents said
that you're going to Princeton.
1045
00:58:26,795 --> 00:58:28,755
- Yeah.
- I am too.
1046
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,216
- Oh, my God, that's so great!
- How funny is that? I know!
1047
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:32,300
That's amazing.
1048
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:34,678
- Oh.
- Maddie, this is Maddie.
1049
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,889
Maddie. So nice to meet you.
Are you friends with his parents too?
1050
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:39,182
No.
1051
00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,059
- Um...
- So are you excited?
1052
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:42,561
Yes! So excited.
1053
00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:46,732
Except it's wild, I look at all, like,
the freshman girls at my high school...
1054
00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:52,863
and I don't know.
I just feel so old. You know?
1055
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,532
- Yeah.
- Yeah. So good to see you.
1056
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:59,411
I don't know what you're doing later,
but there's this party that I'm going to.
1057
00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:01,788
There's gonna be a bunch
of Princeton people there.
1058
00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:04,416
We have plans, but thank you so much.
1059
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,835
Oh, dang. Um, I can send you the address.
1060
00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:08,920
He didn't bring his phone. So...
1061
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,881
- Oh, I can give you the address.
- No need.
1062
00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,174
- Can't hurt.
- Might hurt.
1063
00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:14,134
Um...
1064
00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:17,971
- 31 Amagansett Road.
- It was so nice to meet you.
1065
00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:19,431
Um...
1066
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:22,392
Oh, my God. Next year is
gonna be so fun. I can't wait.
1067
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,936
- That's so exciting. Yeah.
- Okay. So nice to run into you.
1068
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:27,773
- So nice to meet you, ma'am.
- Bye. Have a good night.
1069
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:29,149
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Bye.
1070
00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,151
So funny.
1071
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,821
Don't remember ordering
a phony bitch for dessert.
1072
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,032
Natalie's, like, super nice.
1073
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:40,035
Well, anyway. I can't believe
you can do that, but you can't drive.
1074
00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:44,080
Yeah, actually, um, so I've been thinking
about getting my license.
1075
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,291
- That's great.
- Yeah? Good.
1076
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:50,545
You know, 'cause Princeton's
like five hours away by train,
1077
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,798
but if I have a car, then I can--
1078
00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:55,509
It'll be a lot easier for me
to come back here on the weekends.
1079
00:59:57,552 --> 00:59:58,762
Well, you're gonna--
1080
00:59:59,805 --> 01:00:02,682
You're gonna wanna spend
the weekends in school.
1081
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,976
Yeah, you're probably right.
1082
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,230
You can always come visit me.
1083
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:10,440
Well, I don't have a car.
1084
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:13,401
Oh, you could take the train.
It's only five hours.
1085
01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:14,861
Yeah.
1086
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,908
I just don't really--
I don't do long distance.
1087
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,912
You know,
I hear Montauk is the best in the fall.
1088
01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:26,206
All the summer people are gone. So...
1089
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,169
It's a lot of travel.
1090
01:00:34,506 --> 01:00:36,216
I don't know what you want.
1091
01:00:39,678 --> 01:00:42,889
Just wanna have fun tonight
and not talk about all this stuff.
1092
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:48,728
I'd like to leave, please.
1093
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,940
Are you serious?
1094
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:52,858
Yes.
1095
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:55,694
It's my prom too.
1096
01:00:58,238 --> 01:00:59,072
Fuck.
1097
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:13,086
- I'm just trying to be realistic.
- Yeah.
1098
01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:15,297
Me too.
1099
01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,353
You're drinking now?
1100
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:33,273
Yeah. I love vermouth.
1101
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:38,320
I'm going to college soon.
I need to know how to drink, right?
1102
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,243
Where are we going?
1103
01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:48,580
It's a shortcut.
1104
01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,674
The Princeton party?
1105
01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,801
You said I needed to hang out
with people my own age, right?
1106
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,137
Well, I didn't mean tonight.
1107
01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:05,513
Then don't come.
1108
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:10,769
Party!
1109
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:51,101
♪ I, I think I know how I feel ♪
1110
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,982
♪ 'Cause I ♪
1111
01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:58,566
Do you guys know Percy?
1112
01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,902
♪ I only play it for real... ♪
1113
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,278
Do you know Percy?
1114
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:04,948
Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys?
It's your boy, Cameron B.
1115
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:08,660
We are kicking the summer off right
at a sick house party in Montauk.
1116
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,496
Now me. Yo, what's up?
It's me, Trash Gucci.
1117
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:14,207
If you or someone you know
is being bullied,
1118
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:15,959
never be afraid to speak up.
1119
01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:17,752
- Bullying is not a--
- Excuse me, ma'am.
1120
01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:20,130
Can you not do that
while we're recording? Thank you.
1121
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:22,215
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
1122
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,591
Did she just call me Frosted?
1123
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,719
That, my friends,
is what we call a bully, huh?
1124
01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:28,888
Oh, no, not a phone.
Someone help, I'm being filmed.
1125
01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:32,600
Have you seen Percy?
1126
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,062
Oh, yo, mami. How old are you?
1127
01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,023
Twenty-three.
1128
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,649
Damn, you old as fuck.
1129
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:43,194
- No disrespect. He loves cougars.
- I fuck with the big cats.
1130
01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:45,321
Why don't you two big cats
fuck each other, then?
1131
01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:47,115
Whoa!
1132
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,992
- Is that an insult?
- Shut the front door.
1133
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:50,994
It sure is, professor.
1134
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:53,830
Why is us having sex
with each other an insult? I'm confused.
1135
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:57,083
- Say what you just said. Say that again.
- No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.
1136
01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:58,960
How'd you mean it, then?
1137
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,421
It was a joke. I'm not--
I've been with girls.
1138
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:03,256
I'm not homophobic.
1139
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,092
Where the fuck did you come from?
Stop filming me. No comment.
1140
01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:09,512
Whose mom is that?
1141
01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:13,892
Have you seen Percy?
1142
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,270
Oh, my God.
1143
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,773
Was that funny?
1144
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,691
He's with Natalie upstairs.
1145
01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:24,611
Hey!
1146
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,161
Move! Coming through.
1147
01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:36,790
- Percy?
- Yeah?
1148
01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:38,333
Wait, your name's Percy?
1149
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,459
Yeah.
1150
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:42,587
Percy?
1151
01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:45,090
Sorry. Continue.
1152
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:46,257
Percy?
1153
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,303
Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?
1154
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:54,766
Percy?
1155
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:56,351
Percy?
1156
01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:58,728
Open this door!
1157
01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,813
Percy!
1158
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:03,483
Percy, open this door.
This is your last chance.
1159
01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:17,122
- Did you fuck him?
- Oh, my God.
1160
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,040
Did you fuck him?
1161
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,708
Calm down. Please, nothing happened.
1162
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:21,918
The room is spinning.
1163
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,336
You're drunk already?
1164
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,172
No, he took something.
I don't know. I think it was a pill.
1165
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:30,552
Percy? Did you take something?
Percy, did you take a pill?
1166
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,431
Come...
1167
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:42,147
Stick your fingers down your throat.
Make yourself throw up.
1168
01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:44,315
- I don't wanna.
- Deeper, deeper.
1169
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,820
No.
1170
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:49,988
Let me do it!
1171
01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,247
Do you feel better?
1172
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,667
Not even at all.
1173
01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:06,296
I didn't know
you couldn't drink on Ibuprofen.
1174
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:08,965
That's what you took?
1175
01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,553
- Found her.
- Okay, who told the joke?
1176
01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,054
Your fucking parents are here?
1177
01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:18,474
You think our son would have
a party without our consent?
1178
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,643
That's it. Come on. You don't belong here.
1179
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,521
I don't belong here?
I've fucking lived here my whole life!
1180
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:24,606
You don't belong here.
1181
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:28,026
You don't belong
at a high-school party, miss.
1182
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:30,028
Oh, well, yeah-- We're leaving.
1183
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,613
- Let me get--
- Stay away from her.
1184
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:32,655
Stay back. Okay?
1185
01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,158
- I said, let go of her--
- Stay back!
1186
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,368
- Get out of here. Come on.
- Don't touch me! Percy--
1187
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,162
- Oh!
1188
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:42,290
Oh, shi-- Oh, fuck! Oh, sh-- Maddie.
1189
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:48,880
Fuck!
1190
01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:50,715
We should go.
1191
01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:04,687
I just want you to know
I would never hurt you.
1192
01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:09,234
I know.
1193
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:14,948
I'm ready for you.
1194
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,910
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
1195
01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:22,455
Okay.
1196
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:24,332
I, um...
1197
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,760
I don't know.
Where's the perforation?
1198
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,013
Let me help you.
1199
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:46,604
I love you.
1200
01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:55,238
Percy, you're drunk.
1201
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,573
A little.
1202
01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:02,495
Is that all right?
I mean, I still love you.
1203
01:08:03,121 --> 01:08:05,415
I don't think we should do this
when you're drunk.
1204
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,625
Not for your first time.
1205
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,502
Okay.
1206
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,048
I think we should wait.
1207
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:16,509
If that's what you want.
1208
01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:20,013
That's what I want.
1209
01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:34,485
- Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1210
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,113
- Fun night?
- Yeah, yeah, really fun.
1211
01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,364
That's good.
1212
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,492
Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.
1213
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,829
Uh, actually,
would it be all right if I drive?
1214
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:49,584
I'm thinking about getting my license,
so, you know, I could use the practice.
1215
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:51,544
My son, the licensed driver?
1216
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,422
Yeah, it'll just...
You know, if I have a car,
1217
01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:56,090
it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.
1218
01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,010
Oh! Your girlfriend?
1219
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,723
Yeah. Her name is, uh, Maddie.
1220
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:07,393
She's on the older side.
Uh, but she's really, really fun.
1221
01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:09,771
- Fun's important.
- Yeah.
1222
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:13,983
She doesn't really wanna do long-distance,
so I'm not gonna go to Princeton.
1223
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:16,652
What?
1224
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:20,823
Just, you know, Maddie's here.
1225
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:22,700
Just makes sense for us.
1226
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,827
- You're going to Princeton.
- Uh-huh.
1227
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,037
I'm not.
1228
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,706
- I'm 19.
- Okay.
1229
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:30,166
I'm an adult now.
1230
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,378
I can make my own decisions.
And I'm going to stay here, okay?
1231
01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:34,837
Um...
1232
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:38,466
Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car?
And Daddy will be right out.
1233
01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:44,180
What the fuck was that?
1234
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,561
Just relax, okay?
1235
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:54,273
You drive for a living.
Let me take this one.
1236
01:09:56,984 --> 01:10:00,613
She's angling for the Tesla.
Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
1237
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,073
- You're gonna yell at her?
- Yeah.
1238
01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:05,284
You're gonna yell at the one person
who can convince him to go to college?
1239
01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,286
- You're right. You're right.
- I know.
1240
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,539
You think that they, uh...? That...?
1241
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,082
Call her. Call her now.
1242
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,215
Hi.
1243
01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:21,634
I was gonna call you.
1244
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,594
Listen, I don't think I can do this.
1245
01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:25,680
Percy has gotten way too attached.
1246
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,932
You can have the car.
1247
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:30,101
Really?
1248
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:32,353
Even though we didn't...?
1249
01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:36,023
Uh, listen, you got him out of his shell,
and that's all we wanted.
1250
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:39,360
But now he's got this idea
that he wants to stay in Montauk,
1251
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,905
and you need to convince him
that he has to go to college.
1252
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,367
Yeah.
1253
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:50,163
Great. Great.
I'll sign over the title today.
1254
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,252
So if I can convince
him to go to Princeton, I get the car?
1255
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,171
I don't have to have sex with him anymore?
1256
01:10:58,171 --> 01:11:00,256
- Hello? Maddie? Hello?
- Maddie?
1257
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:01,174
Hello?
1258
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:49,555
Can I try some wine?
1259
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,308
- Yeah.
- Sure.
1260
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:54,060
- I think that's okay.
- Mm-hm.
1261
01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:03,945
Okay. That's good.
1262
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:04,862
Easy there.
1263
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,374
Sweetie, please.
1264
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:19,418
- You wanna savor it. Savor it.
- Yeah.
1265
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,767
Oh!
1266
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,894
Did I double-book?
1267
01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,113
Aren't you guys gonna
ask Maddie about herself?
1268
01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:51,492
Oh, uh, Maddie, where are you--?
Where are you from?
1269
01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:54,745
Um, here, actually. I'm from here.
1270
01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:57,498
Yeah, in fact, she's never--
You've never left, right?
1271
01:12:57,498 --> 01:13:00,209
Well, it's so beautiful here,
I don't blame you.
1272
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:02,587
This chicken is delicious.
1273
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,754
Oh, thank you.
1274
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,716
- Mom, you didn't make it. Inez did.
- Percy.
1275
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,886
Well, the important thing is
that it's delicious.
1276
01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:12,763
I think the important thing is the truth.
1277
01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:17,101
And I haven't been
entirely truthful with you all.
1278
01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:19,812
I didn't get the dates wrong.
1279
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,773
I just wanted to introduce you to them,
1280
01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:24,942
but I didn't know how to explain
how old you are.
1281
01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:31,616
Well, I'm not that old.
1282
01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,951
Uh, I actually know someone
1283
01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:36,829
who married
our high school Spanish teacher.
1284
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,748
Forty-year age difference.
1285
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:41,250
Forty years?
And that's how old you are, right?
1286
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,168
No.
1287
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,714
- You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?
1288
01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,259
Oh. How'd you meet?
1289
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:53,346
Do you wanna tell them?
No, I'll tell them. This is so us.
1290
01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:54,930
It's actually really random.
1291
01:13:54,930 --> 01:13:56,891
- Maddie came in to adopt a dog.
- Oh!
1292
01:13:56,891 --> 01:14:01,395
Yeah, but I rejected her application
because she was totally unqualified.
1293
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:02,688
But we still hit it off.
1294
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,899
I mean, the first day we met,
I had to Mace her,
1295
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:06,067
she was so fucking horny.
1296
01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:07,860
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
1297
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,279
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
1298
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:13,741
We actually have a lot in common.
In four years, we'll both be seniors.
1299
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,701
- Oh.
1300
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,620
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
1301
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:20,081
I have to get this,
but keep getting to know each other,
1302
01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:21,499
you know, chat.
1303
01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:22,708
My favorite people.
1304
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:28,214
- Did you tell him?
- No.
1305
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:33,761
I brought tools.
1306
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:35,971
We need to move fast.
We're in the middle of dinner.
1307
01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,392
- What are you having?
- Roasted chicken and salad.
1308
01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:41,352
I fucking love salad.
1309
01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:51,696
She's gonna hate not having hubcaps.
1310
01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:58,744
It's very simple.
1311
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:02,164
She broke your heart, you break the car,
since that's all she cares about.
1312
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,751
She was just like
every other thing in my life:
1313
01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:07,962
Planned by my parents.
1314
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:19,014
Fuck! It's not doing anything.
1315
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,267
Goddamn American-built.
1316
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,987
- Yeah. Yeah! Okay.
- Yeah.
1317
01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:41,746
That'll teach her.
1318
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,043
- Oh, God.
- Hey, there he is.
1319
01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:50,755
Everything all right?
1320
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:04,643
Hey.
1321
01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:07,688
How we doing?
1322
01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:10,649
Where were you?
1323
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:15,654
You okay? I--
1324
01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:17,865
Percy, your parents are downstairs.
1325
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,075
I really don't think they mind.
1326
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:25,456
- Well, can we just talk? God!
- Stop. What's--? Ow. Ow! My wrist.
1327
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:30,795
What's going on?
1328
01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:37,468
I'm just a little confused.
1329
01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:39,136
Because I--
1330
01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:41,680
Because I thought you wanted
to have sex with me.
1331
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:43,224
So...
1332
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:47,144
If there's something I don't know,
just tell me.
1333
01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:51,106
No.
1334
01:16:51,106 --> 01:16:52,483
No?
1335
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:53,692
No.
1336
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:56,779
I want to. Let's do it.
1337
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:00,908
Let's have sex.
1338
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:04,036
This is what you want?
This will make you happy?
1339
01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:06,080
Yeah. Yep.
1340
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:07,581
Great.
1341
01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:31,355
Um...
1342
01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:33,732
What--? What do I do?
1343
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:34,817
Get on top.
1344
01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:43,200
- Okay. Yes.
- Okay. And now...
1345
01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:46,120
Okay, I'll help you.
1346
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,372
- Oh...
- Percy, you're not...
1347
01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:50,958
- And then I'll help you--
- Oh, fuck!
1348
01:18:03,178 --> 01:18:04,388
Did you come too?
1349
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,015
No.
1350
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,349
Mm.
1351
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:11,437
Uh... that was my thighs.
1352
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:14,940
Just gonna...
1353
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:30,039
By the way, your car is in the forest,
crushed by a tree.
1354
01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:31,665
What?
1355
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:36,503
I had some kind of stupid idea
that you actually liked me.
1356
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:39,506
Percy.
1357
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,550
Was any of it real?
1358
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:42,843
Yes.
1359
01:18:43,594 --> 01:18:46,513
It is real. I've told you things
I've never told anybody.
1360
01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:52,227
I was just trying to save my house.
It wasn't personal.
1361
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:54,855
It felt personal to me.
1362
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:58,817
- Percy, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
- You should go, I think.
1363
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,467
The truth is,
one day I'll live in Paris or something,
1364
01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:26,679
and I'll come back to visit Montauk
and you'll still be here.
1365
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:32,893
How much money do your parents have?
1366
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:36,480
Why don't you go ask them?
I know you guys are close.
1367
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:39,650
But you're rich, right?
You never have to worry about money.
1368
01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:44,196
So my life is amazing, right?
I have no problems.
1369
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:45,823
I'm gonna lose my house.
1370
01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,536
And I don't have a rich dad
that can help me.
1371
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:51,912
Actually, Maddie, you do.
1372
01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:53,872
And you're gonna waste
your life in that house
1373
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,874
waiting for him to come back
and apologize.
1374
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,336
Because that's really why
you never made it past New York, right?
1375
01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:51,346
What? Gary, no.
1376
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,182
No, no, no.
1377
01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:55,017
This is not my car.
1378
01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:58,937
Well, your name's on the title.
It's your car.
1379
01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:03,275
What am I supposed to do
with a car that doesn't run?
1380
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:05,152
Who says it doesn't run?
1381
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,323
These things are built to last.
1382
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,201
Unlike us.
1383
01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:15,788
What?
1384
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,291
I didn't say anything.
1385
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,678
What the fuck, you guys?
1386
01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,305
Percy, language.
1387
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,517
You don't get to tell me
what to do anymore. I'm the parents now.
1388
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:40,187
What other stuff have you been
doing for me I don't know about?
1389
01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:44,817
That time I beat you in basketball,
did you let me win?
1390
01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:47,444
No. You beat me fair and square.
1391
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,654
What about Kyle McElroy?
1392
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:51,156
Kyle McElroy.
1393
01:21:51,156 --> 01:21:54,159
The kid who bullied me.
Did you have him expelled?
1394
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:58,205
No. I was told it was a dream of his
to go to military school.
1395
01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:01,917
Okay. Whatever this is, it's done.
1396
01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:06,171
You can't track me anymore.
I'm changing my phone passcode.
1397
01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:07,172
To what?
1398
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,259
Okay, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
1399
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,386
I know you're trying to help me,
but you're not.
1400
01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:17,808
You have to let me fail
or succeed on my own.
1401
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:19,893
Understood?
1402
01:22:22,146 --> 01:22:23,188
Okay, you can go.
1403
01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:25,232
Okay.
1404
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,988
- Stop! Leave it.
- Yeah.
1405
01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:55,971
Kelly?
1406
01:22:57,264 --> 01:22:58,891
I have your picture.
1407
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:02,728
Get in.
1408
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,273
- I'm not getting in that car.
- Get in.
1409
01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:09,860
♪ Hide the sun... ♪
1410
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,615
Finish him!
1411
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:21,079
Fatality.
1412
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:23,916
♪ Mirror on the wall ♪
1413
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:31,548
♪ Tell me all the ways to stay away ♪
1414
01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:37,012
♪ Away-ay ya
Away-ay ya ♪
1415
01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:40,766
♪ Away-ay ya ♪
1416
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:45,270
♪ And stay away-ay ya ♪
1417
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:50,108
♪ Away-ay ya ♪
1418
01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:57,574
To Maddie. You figured it out.
1419
01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,327
Yeah. I mean,
that car's a little banged up.
1420
01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:02,955
Whatever, the summer's over.
We got our town back.
1421
01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,249
And we can still have Thanksgiving
at my place.
1422
01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:09,753
- Yeah.
- What?
1423
01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:10,837
Um...
1424
01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:14,091
Okay. Fine, I'll do it.
1425
01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:16,385
Here it goes. Uh...
1426
01:24:18,345 --> 01:24:20,180
Sara has something to tell you.
1427
01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:23,934
Thank you, Jim. Um...
1428
01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:29,147
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think.
- What?
1429
01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:31,900
I know, I know,
we wouldn't if we didn't have to.
1430
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,986
You know that.
I don't wanna move to Florida.
1431
01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:36,655
We just can't afford
to buy our own place here.
1432
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:39,783
And we can't keep staying
with Jim's parents when the baby comes.
1433
01:24:39,783 --> 01:24:42,744
- They only have one bathroom.
- Can't believe this.
1434
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:45,289
We're really out of options. I'm sorry.
1435
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:48,625
- Yeah. We wanna stay.
- Don't be mad.
1436
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:53,130
I'm not mad. I just...
I can't believe you're leaving.
1437
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:56,091
Well, I can't believe you're staying.
1438
01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,218
What does that mean?
1439
01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:02,431
You know what, I just--
My buddy's in the bathroom.
1440
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:09,146
I just mean that... I don't know.
1441
01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:11,940
How long are you gonna keep doing this?
1442
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:15,027
Having sex for Buicks?
This is probably it.
1443
01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:16,320
That wasn't what I meant.
1444
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:19,573
I did what I needed to do
to save my mom's house, okay?
1445
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:26,163
Yeah. You keep saying that,
but your mom wanted you to be happy.
1446
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,123
You don't seem happy.
1447
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,751
- I am happy.
- Are you?
1448
01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:35,589
I like my life here.
1449
01:25:39,259 --> 01:25:40,260
All right.
1450
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,806
I should tell you I go back
to the city tomorrow morning.
1451
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:46,808
Oh, tomorrow?
Can't you go any sooner?
1452
01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:48,977
You're funny.
1453
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:58,695
What is this? A finger trap?
I used to love these things.
1454
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:04,451
- You okay?
- Mm-hm.
1455
01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:06,912
So do you live in the city?
1456
01:26:07,537 --> 01:26:08,538
Mm-hm.
1457
01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:12,125
Have you been out here
for the whole summer or...?
1458
01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:13,627
What is this, a questionnaire?
1459
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,421
I was trying to get to know you.
1460
01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:19,508
I'm sorry. Um...
1461
01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:24,471
I have an idea.
1462
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:26,723
Close your eyes for me?
1463
01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:29,643
Come on, close them. Give me your finger.
1464
01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:34,439
Forward.
1465
01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:36,441
Up.
1466
01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:38,151
Okay, open your eyes.
1467
01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:39,694
Oh, what the fuck?
1468
01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:41,988
- That's disgusting.
- Ow! Ow!
1469
01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:44,866
- Stop pulling on it!
- This was a gift from a friend.
1470
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,868
Ow! Ow. Ow.
Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't--
1471
01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:48,662
You have to push in to get out.
1472
01:26:48,662 --> 01:26:49,788
I'm trying.
1473
01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:53,083
- Ugh.
1474
01:26:55,585 --> 01:26:58,296
That was kind of weird, huh?
1475
01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:00,924
Anyways.
1476
01:27:02,008 --> 01:27:03,635
I live in Battery Park.
1477
01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:04,553
Get out.
1478
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,221
Yeah.
1479
01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:40,630
Here you go.
1480
01:27:42,591 --> 01:27:46,219
♪ On a whim ♪
1481
01:27:46,219 --> 01:27:50,015
♪ We climbed in a car ♪
1482
01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:55,228
♪ That was headed down South ♪
1483
01:27:57,355 --> 01:27:59,858
♪ Do I...? Do I...? ♪
1484
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:03,153
Doug Khan Realty.
1485
01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:06,156
Doug. It's Maddie. I wanna sell.
1486
01:28:06,156 --> 01:28:07,324
Great!
1487
01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:09,784
Don't get too excited. There's a catch.
1488
01:28:15,081 --> 01:28:16,333
Hey, is he here?
1489
01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:17,918
No.
1490
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:22,130
Well, he won't return my calls or texts.
Will you tell him I came in?
1491
01:28:22,756 --> 01:28:24,299
Absolutely fucking not.
1492
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,467
Really?
1493
01:28:25,467 --> 01:28:28,011
Yeah. You fucked up. He's a special guy.
1494
01:28:31,848 --> 01:28:33,225
Cocaine!
1495
01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:39,689
All right.
1496
01:28:39,689 --> 01:28:41,149
Let's hear it.
1497
01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:44,069
"My name is Jody and I'm a registered..."
1498
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:47,322
Remember when I said
I've made some powerful friends nannying?
1499
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:50,450
That includes
the Suffolk County tax assessor.
1500
01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:53,161
And they're gonna make
your property taxes go up.
1501
01:28:53,745 --> 01:28:54,746
Way up.
1502
01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:56,122
I sold the house.
1503
01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:04,047
Sorry, can I actually use your bathroom?
It's number two, so...
1504
01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:05,882
Okay.
1505
01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:09,135
It's Maddie.
1506
01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:11,471
Can I talk to him?
1507
01:29:11,471 --> 01:29:12,931
He's not home.
1508
01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:15,100
He'll be at the Princeton mixer later.
1509
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,143
Okay. Thanks.
1510
01:29:44,879 --> 01:29:47,299
And there are several eating clubs
to choose from,
1511
01:29:47,299 --> 01:29:49,634
if you make it to junior year.
1512
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:53,263
I can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.
1513
01:29:53,263 --> 01:29:54,889
- What?
- I've tried calling you.
1514
01:29:54,889 --> 01:29:56,558
You can't just ignore me.
1515
01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:57,809
Leave me alone.
1516
01:29:57,809 --> 01:29:59,519
Percy, don't shut me out.
1517
01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:02,731
- I don't owe you anything.
- Stop.
1518
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:03,815
Percy.
1519
01:30:04,357 --> 01:30:07,527
I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you anything.
1520
01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:08,820
Well, I owe you something.
1521
01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:11,156
Our friendship is real.
1522
01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:14,200
You made me realize
I needed to push in to get out.
1523
01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:17,579
I was hurt. So I hurt people.
1524
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:20,665
Percy. Percy.
1525
01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,502
Percy, unlock the door.
Come on, open the door.
1526
01:30:24,502 --> 01:30:25,712
Please, let's talk.
1527
01:30:30,508 --> 01:30:31,343
What are you doing?
1528
01:30:31,343 --> 01:30:34,346
Get off the hood.
I don't want anything to do with you.
1529
01:30:34,346 --> 01:30:36,848
I'm not getting off until you talk to me.
1530
01:30:38,099 --> 01:30:39,768
Then I guess we're doing this.
1531
01:30:41,311 --> 01:30:44,898
Hey, okay. Easy. Easy. Fuck.
1532
01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:46,983
This is scary.
I can't believe you did this.
1533
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,151
Then get off!
1534
01:30:48,151 --> 01:30:51,655
No! Not until you believe me
that I care about you.
1535
01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:54,699
You lied to me
just so you could get a fucking car.
1536
01:30:54,699 --> 01:30:57,202
- You don't give a shit about me.
- Yes, I do.
1537
01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:59,037
Pull over! Let's talk!
1538
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:02,207
Get off the hood of my car!
1539
01:31:02,624 --> 01:31:03,750
Make me!
1540
01:31:05,543 --> 01:31:07,253
- Had enough?
- No!
1541
01:31:09,547 --> 01:31:14,302
- I can't see! You're blocking me!
- Oh, my God! Percy!
1542
01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:21,267
Fire!
1543
01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:34,906
Oh, shit.
1544
01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:36,533
Oh, my God.
1545
01:31:40,036 --> 01:31:41,162
Oh, shit.
1546
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:49,170
Maddie?
1547
01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:51,339
Maddie!
1548
01:31:55,343 --> 01:31:56,511
It's okay.
1549
01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:03,101
I'm sorry.
1550
01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:05,311
I'm sorry.
1551
01:32:27,751 --> 01:32:30,962
I just got my license
and I've already ruined two cars.
1552
01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:34,674
The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.
1553
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:38,928
It just needed a little love.
1554
01:32:40,638 --> 01:32:42,724
My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.
1555
01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:45,685
I'm kidding.
1556
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:48,563
You little shit.
1557
01:32:49,606 --> 01:32:51,274
You're lucky I came back for you.
1558
01:32:52,025 --> 01:32:53,568
Where would you be without me?
1559
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:58,406
I'd definitely still be a virgin.
1560
01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:01,659
You're still a virgin, hotshot.
1561
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,077
No, that counts, actually.
1562
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:07,207
Well, you can tell your friends in college
whatever you want.
1563
01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:10,376
If I make any friends.
1564
01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:14,464
What do you mean? We're friends.
1565
01:33:21,054 --> 01:33:23,681
I think we're probably gonna
come back out for Thanksgiving.
1566
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,391
I won't be here.
1567
01:33:27,060 --> 01:33:29,896
I sold the house.
I'm moving to California.
1568
01:33:40,323 --> 01:33:41,658
You're gonna be okay.
1569
01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:46,830
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?
1570
01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:49,123
I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.
1571
01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:52,627
We're both gonna be okay.
1572
01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:02,846
Maddie?
1573
01:34:03,388 --> 01:34:04,222
Yeah?
1574
01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:05,849
It still counts.
1575
01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:14,858
Am I being executed? Is that the surprise?
1576
01:34:14,858 --> 01:34:15,984
No peeking!
1577
01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:17,485
Yeah, no. This is good news.
1578
01:34:17,485 --> 01:34:20,154
You're not blindfolding me
to tell me you're having an affair?
1579
01:34:20,154 --> 01:34:21,406
All right.
1580
01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:28,079
- What am I looking at?
- The house.
1581
01:34:28,079 --> 01:34:29,080
The house.
1582
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:31,082
Instead of selling it
to some rich asshole,
1583
01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:32,834
I decided to sell it to you guys.
1584
01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:35,044
Yeah, a regular asshole.
1585
01:34:35,044 --> 01:34:37,922
Who had to sell one of the boats.
1586
01:34:37,922 --> 01:34:39,424
Maddie, we can't.
1587
01:34:39,424 --> 01:34:41,843
No, we can.
And she could've gotten more for it.
1588
01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:43,303
I got enough.
1589
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,681
This is how we stay.
This is what we wanted.
1590
01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:49,684
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1591
01:34:52,186 --> 01:34:53,021
Oh, wait.
1592
01:34:54,856 --> 01:34:58,610
Oh, right, the thing you made.
1593
01:34:58,610 --> 01:35:00,486
- There it is.
- Should we put it up?
1594
01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:02,447
- Mm-hm.
- We will do that.
1595
01:35:02,447 --> 01:35:04,073
We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.
1596
01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,452
Well, I guess this is it.
1597
01:35:07,452 --> 01:35:11,623
- Call us as soon as you get there, okay?
- Or don't. Totally fine either way.
1598
01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:12,707
Yeah. We're cool.
1599
01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:15,293
- Are you guys gonna be okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1600
01:35:15,293 --> 01:35:17,670
Empty nesters. Finally.
1601
01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,632
Yeah, come on. Get out of here, you.
1602
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:27,972
I love you guys.
1603
01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:30,016
- And we love you so much.
- Love you too, huh?
1604
01:35:30,016 --> 01:35:31,267
Please don't follow me out.
1605
01:35:31,267 --> 01:35:32,685
- No.
- Okay.
1606
01:35:32,685 --> 01:35:33,853
Okay.
1607
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:40,026
- Sure you don't want help with the bags?
- No, I got it.
1608
01:35:46,658 --> 01:35:48,576
Well, let him do it.
1609
01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:49,911
Yeah.
1610
01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:55,249
Honey.
1611
01:35:58,962 --> 01:35:59,963
Yeah, that's it.
1612
01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:01,965
- That's worth it.
- Yeah!
1613
01:36:01,965 --> 01:36:03,508
Um, okay.
1614
01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:08,388
- All right. All right, guys. See you.
- Bye, sweetie.
1615
01:36:13,393 --> 01:36:14,227
Okay.
1616
01:36:14,227 --> 01:36:16,479
- Nice! All right.
- Yeah.
1617
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:18,439
- I'll see you guys for Thanksgiving.
- Yeah.
1618
01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:19,357
Okay.
1619
01:36:23,069 --> 01:36:24,070
Wrong way.
1620
01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:25,488
- Bye!
- Bye, sweetheart.
1621
01:36:34,872 --> 01:36:36,916
Your Uber's here.
1622
01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,085
I requested no conversation.
1623
01:36:39,085 --> 01:36:43,006
Oh, we're talking, buddy.
All the way to Princeton.
1624
01:36:43,006 --> 01:36:46,676
Then I'm gonna call you
for my whole drive to California.
1625
01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:48,302
Tell you about my new boyfriend.
1626
01:36:50,430 --> 01:36:51,514
New boyfriend?
1627
01:36:52,181 --> 01:36:53,766
He's a former cop.
1628
01:36:53,766 --> 01:36:54,976
Okay.
1629
01:36:54,976 --> 01:36:57,103
He's had some drug addiction in the past.
1630
01:36:57,103 --> 01:36:58,229
Uh-huh.
1631
01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:00,440
Do you want to meet him?
1632
01:37:00,982 --> 01:37:01,816
No.
1633
01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:04,444
Well, he really wants to meet you.
Come on!
1634
01:37:04,444 --> 01:37:07,822
Milo! Hey! Hey.
1635
01:37:10,783 --> 01:37:11,993
You ready to leave?
1636
01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,370
Yeah.
1637
01:37:15,413 --> 01:37:16,247
Are you?
1638
01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:17,165
Yeah.
1639
01:37:17,915 --> 01:37:21,127
♪ I've seen you smilin'
In the summer sun ♪
1640
01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:26,466
♪ I've seen your long hair flying
When you run ♪
1641
01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:30,178
♪ I've made my mind up
That it's meant to be ♪
1642
01:37:31,345 --> 01:37:34,682
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1643
01:37:35,975 --> 01:37:39,312
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1644
01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:43,232
♪ Out where the rivers
Meet the soundin' sea ♪
1645
01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:48,237
♪ You're high above me now
You're wild and free ♪
1646
01:37:48,237 --> 01:37:52,408
♪ Ah, but someday, lady
You'll accomp'ny me ♪
1647
01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:57,455
♪ Someday, lady
You'll accomp'ny me, yeah ♪
1648
01:38:06,547 --> 01:38:10,009
♪ Some people say
That love's a losin' game ♪
1649
01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:14,472
♪ You start with fire
But you lose the flame ♪
1650
01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:18,976
♪ The ashes smolder
But the warmth's soon gone ♪
1651
01:38:19,936 --> 01:38:23,147
♪ You end up cold and lonely on your own ♪
1652
01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:27,693
♪ I'll take my chances, babe
I'll risk it all ♪
1653
01:38:28,402 --> 01:38:32,115
♪ I'll win your love
Or I'll take the fall ♪
1654
01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:36,119
♪ I've made my mind up, girl
It's meant to be ♪
1655
01:38:37,495 --> 01:38:40,706
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1656
01:38:41,958 --> 01:38:45,169
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1657
01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:49,590
♪ It's written down somewhere
It's got to be ♪
1658
01:38:50,675 --> 01:38:53,970
♪ You're high above me
Flyin' wild and free ♪
1659
01:38:53,970 --> 01:38:58,266
♪ Oh, but someday, lady
You'll accomp'ny me ♪
1660
01:38:59,433 --> 01:39:02,645
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1661
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:07,108
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1662
01:39:08,109 --> 01:39:11,362
♪ Out where the rivers
Meet the sounding sea ♪
1663
01:39:12,446 --> 01:39:15,575
♪ I feel it in my soul, it's meant to be ♪
1664
01:39:15,575 --> 01:39:19,954
♪ Oh, someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1665
01:39:21,164 --> 01:39:24,208
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1666
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:28,796
- ♪ You will accompany me, yeah ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1667
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:33,092
♪ Ooh, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1668
01:39:33,092 --> 01:39:35,511
- ♪ I know you'll accomp'ny me ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1669
01:39:38,222 --> 01:39:41,726
♪ Ooh, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1670
01:39:41,726 --> 01:39:47,773
- ♪ Someday lady, oh someday, lady ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1671
01:39:47,773 --> 01:39:50,526
♪ Ooh, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1672
01:39:50,526 --> 01:39:53,321
- ♪ You're gonna accomp'ny me now ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1673
01:39:54,780 --> 01:39:58,117
♪ You're gonna walk with me
And talk with me now ♪
1674
01:39:58,117 --> 01:39:59,660
♪ You'll accomp'ny me ♪
1675
01:39:59,660 --> 01:40:01,662
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1676
01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:08,336
♪ Ooh, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1677
01:40:08,336 --> 01:40:10,713
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1678
01:40:12,882 --> 01:40:16,469
♪ Ooh, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
1679
01:40:16,469 --> 01:40:19,096
- ♪ You'll accomp'ny me ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1680
01:40:20,598 --> 01:40:26,103
- ♪ You're gonna accomp'ny me someday ♪
- ♪ Ooh, you'll accomp'ny me ♪