1 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,068 Fuck. 2 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,613 It's creepy how you always sit alone in the dark. 3 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:35,577 I cannot condemn you to live in the bowels of hell for all eternity. 4 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:39,706 I love you too much. 5 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,793 -What? -Gary Oldman? Dracula? 6 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,128 -No? -No. 7 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:50,759 Hey, I gotta go bail Sean out of jail before work. 8 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:54,346 But I have a meeting with your counselor later. 9 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,931 What's he gonna tell me about you? 10 00:00:56,014 --> 00:01:00,435 He might ask, "How's Alice feeling after you getting beat up at her soccer game?" 11 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,771 Unless, maybe he doesn't even know about it. 12 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:05,232 He was holding an ice pack to your face. 13 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,985 Malik. I like that guy. 14 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,028 He was tender. 15 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,448 Hey, if you wanna have dinner tonight… 16 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,617 I'm busy. It's Taco Tuesday. 17 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:19,496 Yes. My favorite vaguely racist weekly food holiday. 18 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:21,790 Who you having tacos with? 19 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,093 Got it. 20 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,013 You know, if you ever do wanna have dinner, I'm around. 21 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,723 I'll be here, 22 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,725 right in my corner. 23 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:41,977 Bye. 24 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,687 Love you. 25 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,691 -Have a great day. -I'm sure it'll be awesome. 26 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,696 -Say it. -Not everyone here is a fucking idiot. 27 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:53,780 Attagirl. 28 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,958 -Morning, Jimmy. -Hey, man. 29 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,753 So I did just what you told me. I didn't pressure her or anything. 30 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,839 I just casually asked her to have dinner with me, and guess what? 31 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,841 She basically told me to go fuck myself. 32 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,594 Could we have this conversation after I have my coffee? 33 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,012 Nope. Look, I know you said 34 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:20,432 I'm supposed to let her come to me, but I'm starting to lose hope. 35 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:21,725 Well, it's understandable. 36 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,977 You've been trying this approach for almost ten minutes. 37 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,395 Good sarcasm, Paul. 38 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,524 You can't force it. You were checked out for almost a year. 39 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,527 I just let you know that I would be there for you when you were ready. 40 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,196 Alice will have dinner with you when she's ready. 41 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,697 Until then, you just wait. 42 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,950 That's how it is with people that you love. 43 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:39,910 You just said you love me. 44 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,328 No, I did not. 45 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,788 Well, it sounded like you did. 46 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,998 I'm not ready to say it back just yet, but-- 47 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,626 What's with the sirens? Where are you? 48 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,713 All right, look, Paul, I'm just gonna be completely honest with you… 49 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,008 You've been very supportive lately, 50 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,802 so I decided I was gonna bring you doughnuts. 51 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,137 Then I got down here to the doughnut shop 52 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,848 and apparently, this place has been robbed. 53 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,725 There's shattered glass and blood everywhere. 54 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,269 Could be jelly. It's probably jelly. 55 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,564 Anyways, looks like today's not doughnut day for us, Paul, 56 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:09,898 but I'll see you at work. 57 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:10,983 Okay. Bye. 58 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,068 Oh, shit. 59 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,071 Now I want a doughnut. 60 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,910 Thanks for coming. 61 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,630 -Morning. -Fuck you. 62 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:38,594 How come your folks didn't come bail you out? 63 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:40,304 I never called 'em. 64 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:45,017 Hey, do you know any lawyers? This dude is definitely coming after me. 65 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,188 Yes, I know one. 66 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,772 Is he like an asshole or something? 67 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:54,526 -No. He is the best. -Great. 68 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:57,279 I've just been hiding from him for a year. 69 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:03,452 Oh, my God. 70 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,247 Look. 71 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,666 -What do I do? -Answer it. 72 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,043 -I'm not ready. -You are. 73 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,130 -How do I look? -Great, but it's just a phone call. 74 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,757 -Oh, my God. -Just answer it. 75 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,885 Jimmy? 76 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,307 -Hello? -Hi, Brian! 77 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,975 That was normal. 78 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:59,633 Paul cannot know about this shit. 79 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,010 -God, you look like ass, Jimmy. -Yeah, I know. 80 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,262 Is Sean okay? 81 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:06,390 Sean is fine, but my patient's husband got fucked up. 82 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,766 What? 83 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,396 -What happened to you? -I fell, man. 84 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,690 -How? -How? 85 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:19,862 I got these new shoes here, and I-- They got no grip. 86 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,530 I should've got ones with grip. 87 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,908 These non-grippy shoes, they'll fuck you up. 88 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:29,204 -So, you fell onto your eye? -Yes. 89 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,333 You got very close to me. Okay. 90 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,210 Because of your non-grippy shoes? 91 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,045 Yeah. Right on it. 92 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,130 Like… 93 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,425 -I did this like a cartoon, Paul. -That's crazy. 94 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,345 And then he went right into a side table. 95 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,182 Do you have any side or little tables, Paul? 96 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,975 -I do. -That's cool. 97 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,687 Do you have a TV where you can just watch tennis matches with people? 98 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,815 As in one of the old ones, the deep, old, square ones that are very heavy? 99 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:57,816 Like a Zenith? 100 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:02,154 Look, I don't have people in my home. It's not that I'm antisocial. 101 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,532 I'd argue that that's the definition of antisocial. 102 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,911 I know you do this to shame me 'cause I'm a somewhat private person, 103 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,289 but it just strengthens my resolve. 104 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:13,916 "Somewhat private"? 105 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:18,086 I've known you for years. I've never been inside your apartment, house, 106 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,130 I have no idea. Never met your daughter. 107 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:24,468 -Yeah, what is she like? -She lives in Connecticut. 108 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,434 Wow. It's like she's in the room. 109 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,810 Look, I'm pro-boundaries. 110 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,687 I'm always there for my patients, 111 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,607 just not for my very needy colleagues. 112 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,609 -Oh, shit. -No. 113 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,944 -He means you. -That was you. 114 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,612 -No. Nuh-uh. -He meant you. 115 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:44,780 -He did. -I'm sorry about her. 116 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,740 My family is for me. 117 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,868 My home is my Fortress of Solitude. 118 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,162 Fortress of Solitude should be the name of your memoir. 119 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:55,040 I'm never gonna tell you the name of my memoir. 120 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,751 -Very spicy today. -Well, he's mad because I said, 121 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,254 -"memoir," and clearly it's… -"Mem-wah." 122 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,839 -"…mem-wah." -That would make a lot of people mad. 123 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,466 Yeah. This is my peepaw, and this is my "mem-wah." 124 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,971 My sister and I have been acting like teenagers again. 125 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,889 Drinking too much, staying up late. 126 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:14,601 Oh, my God. Last night we prank called our old high school principal. 127 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:17,271 -Turns out he's dead, so not that fun. -How'd he die? 128 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,481 He was murdered by the guidance counselor. 129 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,149 Wow. That's a surprise. 130 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,026 Why are you hiding from me? 131 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,529 Can you move your camera? I can't see your whole face. 132 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:27,489 Yeah. 133 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,409 How's that? Is that better? 134 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:33,245 It's like your chair's moving, but you're not moving your camera. 135 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,747 That's weird. My chair is staying totally still. 136 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:40,043 It must be some sort of weird optical illusion, or maybe it's a filter. 137 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,129 -Grace, our time is up. -What? 138 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,298 But I did wanna tell you you're doing really great, okay? 139 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,966 We'll talk again next week. Bye. 140 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:52,931 So, the place is, like, hopping like I've never seen it, okay? 141 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,892 So, I'm thinking I'm just gonna skate on through, 142 00:07:54,975 --> 00:08:00,355 but guess who just stops everything and asks me how my day is going? 143 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:01,607 I bet I know, Dan. 144 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,609 -The barista. -Yeah! 145 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:04,902 The fucking barista. 146 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,361 -Again. -Again. 147 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,780 Why don't you just make my fucking coffee? 148 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:09,990 Absolutely. 149 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,827 Or you could just answer his question. 150 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:18,498 -I mean, I'm just-- Thoughts? -Have a couple. "Fuck" and "that." 151 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,876 Why should I make small talk with this guy? 152 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,920 You know, maybe it gives him joy. 153 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,672 Hearing about my fucking day would give him joy, really? 154 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:27,966 It's definitely my happy place, Dan. 155 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,427 You wanna know what I think? 156 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,847 I think maybe this whole "I hate everyone" shtick, 157 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:36,140 it's led to you living a pretty isolated life. 158 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,477 Aren't you getting tired of being lonely? 159 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:42,105 'Cause I'll tell you something. I'm fucking lonely, Dan. 160 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,485 I really am quite lonely. 161 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:48,695 Sucks. 162 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,240 Yeah. 163 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,867 It does. 164 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:01,041 You feel like some coffee, Dan? I feel like some coffee. 165 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,419 -Hey there. How may I help you? -Stan. 166 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,839 His name's Dan. Your names rhyme. 167 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,923 That's pretty fun, huh? 168 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,424 I will fucking kill you. 169 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,886 Just a couple Americanos, please. 170 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,555 No problem. How's your day going? 171 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,808 My day started out slow, but now it's picking up. 172 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,018 Dan? 173 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,773 My day was going okay, but now it's bad. 174 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,316 Tell me about it. 175 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,403 We ran out of oat milk. Everyone here is losing their shit. 176 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,613 -Fuck oat milk. -Yes. 177 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,032 Thank you. 178 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,492 I'll get those drinks going. 179 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,666 -Hated that. -I don't believe you. 180 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,460 Oh, shit. I gotta run. 181 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,129 Session's over. Have fun. 182 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,173 Wait. You said you were gonna pay. 183 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,599 Hello. Sorry I'm late. 184 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,184 I was with a patient, but I'm here. 185 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,685 We started without you. 186 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,021 I didn't know if Liz was filling in permanently or… 187 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,064 -No. Just the two times. -Three times. 188 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,150 Three times? Okay. 189 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,359 I should go. Should I go? 190 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,988 No. It's fine. The more, the merrier. 191 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:17,075 -Happy to be here. -It's quite a shiner. 192 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,913 I mean, obviously, yesterday was a lot. 193 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:22,748 I agree. 194 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,542 Thank you for cradling my head, by the way. 195 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:30,088 I was just telling Liz that Alice dropped off the debate team. 196 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:33,717 She didn't feel like she had the time, 'cause of soccer and everything, 197 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,261 and I-- You go. 198 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,346 Me? Sure. 199 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,056 Well, I agree with Liz. 200 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,851 She's currently very focused on the sport of soccer. 201 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:47,105 Her English teacher, Mr. Alto, tells me she isn't very social anymore. 202 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,982 Mr. Alto sounds like a narc. 203 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,484 I don't care for him either. 204 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,944 He's my husband. 205 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,112 -Oh, my gosh. -I think he's great. 206 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,114 -Congratulations. -I just meant she's distracted 207 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,659 -probably cause he's so handsome. -Yeah, that's it. 208 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,745 Has Alice started to look at colleges? 209 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:07,125 No, I asked her if she wanted to go to a big state school or a small-- 210 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,670 -I'm sorry. You go. -Yeah. 211 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,547 Her mom and I took her to the East Coast last year, 212 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:15,467 and she fell in love with a few small liberal arts colleges. 213 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,554 Williams, Amherst, Vassar. 214 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,806 Jimmy, you got this. 215 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,808 -I'm gonna leave you to it. -Okay. 216 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,476 -It's so good that you're here. -Thanks. 217 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,687 It's great that you're leaving. 218 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:30,107 Do you know if Alice plans on taking any AP courses next year? 219 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,237 -Liz! -I'm back. 220 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,572 -Thanks. -Yes? 221 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:37,698 AP courses? 222 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:41,910 Well, she loves science, so I was thinking physics with Ms. Amend. 223 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,162 -Yes, exactly. I love that. -Yeah. 224 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,331 -Maybe we could do, like, a powwow… -Powwow. 225 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,501 …and we'll think of how to talk to the coaches. 226 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:50,752 -Yes. -She has-- does the soccer 227 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,213 -and then she'll ease on to debate… -Ease on to debate. 228 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,215 -…when the season's over. -Right. 229 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,051 -We can circle back. -Yeah, we'll circle back. 230 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,597 It was so humiliating. Like, I get it. 231 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,432 Liz has been absolutely amazing with Alice. 232 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,350 At the same time, Alice is my fucking kid. 233 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:09,479 Hey, anybody that helps us raise our kids with love and respect, 234 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,898 we should be grateful. 235 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,151 That's true, but also, somebody's gotta tell this white lady she needs 236 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,569 to back up a little bit, you know? 237 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,988 I should point out I am also white. 238 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,448 You are so white. 239 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,782 Okay, so are you, Paul. 240 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,576 No, I'm not. I'm a silver fox. 241 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,453 -That's true. -Thank you. 242 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,749 You know, I actually met Liz with Tia before her last son left for college. 243 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:32,169 -She is a real mama bear type. -Right? 244 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,088 For realsies. You need to tell her she's not the mama. 245 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,006 You the mama. 246 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,258 -I'm the mama. -Say it like you mean it. 247 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,676 -You the mama! -I'm the mama. 248 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,012 -You the mama. -You the mama. 249 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,056 -I'm the mama. -You're the mama. 250 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,474 I'm the fucking mama! 251 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,267 Yep. Now, go get her ass. 252 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,685 Thank you! I'm the mama! 253 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,562 -You are the mama. -Go get her. 254 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,358 Is there any way he'll say that to her face? 255 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,275 No. 256 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:01,365 My client has a fractured cheekbone and is suffering from severe emotional distress. 257 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,910 Let's not waste each other's time. Unless you drop the assault charges-- 258 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,203 Why the fuck would I do that? 259 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,704 Because I have 30 eyewitnesses 260 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,666 who saw you walk straight up to a well-respected therapist 261 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,670 and viciously attack him in an unprovoked assault. 262 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:19,341 What my client did was stop his therapist from being killed. 263 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,135 There's no crime here. 264 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,720 And if you wanna discuss damages, 265 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,848 the therapist in question is willing to testify 266 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,518 that due to your client's violent attack, 267 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,353 he is now suffering from headaches. 268 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,814 My head hurts and I can't focus, 269 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,024 and I'm-- Well, I'm pretty close to shitting my pants. 270 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,150 Oh, God. 271 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,820 What does-- Did the meeting start yet? 272 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,738 Yeah, bud. This is it. 273 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:42,990 It's okay. You're doing great. 274 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:44,950 Tragic. 275 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:55,335 Keep walking. 276 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,839 Yeah! Holy shit. That was incredible. 277 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,757 Love threatening bullies. 278 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,593 -That guy's a bully, right? -Yeah. 279 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,178 We destroyed them. 280 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,930 What'd I tell you? Everything goes my way. 281 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,515 He says that a lot. 282 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,350 It's kinda my mantra. Everything goes my way. 283 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,061 Well, you fucking killed that shit, man. How often do you do that? 284 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,980 Never. I'm an estate attorney. 285 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,524 That was the biggest rush of my life. 286 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:21,320 I am Atticus Finch. I am Julianna Margulies. I am Elle Woods! 287 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,654 We should do something. 288 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,740 Should we go clubbing? It's 2:00 p.m. 289 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,617 -Should we get ice cream? -Fuck yeah. 290 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,410 Guys, I can't. 291 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,830 -You never say no to ice cream. -I know, but I gotta get back to work. 292 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:36,210 -But, Brian, truly incredible. -Thanks. 293 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,629 Wait. We're playing pickleball tonight. 294 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,006 You're coming. 8:00 p.m. Same place. Be there. 295 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,426 -I can't. -Come on, man. It'll be like the old days. 296 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,552 I know. 297 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,931 Aren't y'all, like, best friends or something? 298 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,016 What'd you do? 299 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,686 I don't know. 300 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,651 What the fuck is pickleball? 301 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,903 Fastest-growing sport in America. Don't get left behind. 302 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,531 Maybe for white people. 303 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,577 Hey. You wanna come out with me tonight? Don't say no right away. 304 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,246 Why? What's happening? 305 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,915 "Drinks Under the Bridge." 306 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:19,169 Come on. Literally everyone will be there. 307 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,840 Mark has White Claws and if, like, one of us pretends we wanna fuck him, 308 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,758 he said he'd save a black cherry for us. 309 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:27,386 And we can drink a lot. Like, I wanna throw up. 310 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,012 Yeah, no. 311 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,766 I swear it's gonna be fun, and we're gonna dance, we're gonna move, 312 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,269 and then we could take pictures that are, like, really blurry, 313 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,939 and I could caption it, "Low-quality pics with high-quality friends." 314 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,816 Isn't that good? 315 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:44,361 Am I selling you at all? Please. 316 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:49,241 -Bye. -It's gonna be f-- Bye, see you there. 317 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,325 Summer's so dumb. 318 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,912 She wants me to go to this thing called Drinks Under the Bridge. 319 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:54,830 What is that? 320 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,374 It's where they go and have drinks under a bridge. 321 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,668 Well, then it's a very good name for it. 322 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,670 They just all act so immature. 323 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,256 Well, they are immature. They're teenagers. 324 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,049 They haven't been through what you've been through. 325 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:07,843 Well, then, they're lucky. 326 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,428 For now. 327 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:13,557 Nobody gets through this life unscathed. 328 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,978 Not you, not me, Mr. Shaky Hands. 329 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,732 But then you're left with a choice. 330 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,318 Are you gonna let your grief drown you, 331 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,198 or are you gonna face it and come through the other side? 332 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,244 I just miss her, 333 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,539 and no one gets it. 334 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,124 I know someone who does. 335 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,128 He's tall and he calls me too much. 336 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:46,507 Nice shot. 337 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,592 He wants to do dinners now. 338 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,761 What a dick. 339 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:55,807 I can't just all of a sudden pretend that everything's okay between us. 340 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,352 You ever heard of "fake it till you make it"? 341 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:02,231 Play the part of his daughter for-- Give it an hour. 342 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,982 An hour? 343 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,234 I've decided therapy sucks. 344 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,361 This isn't therapy. 345 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,739 These are just chats that your dad should never know about. 346 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,698 Why not? 347 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,117 Because he'll make a big fucking deal out of it. 348 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,203 And he'll wanna hug me or something like that. 349 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,579 Yeah, he would. 350 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,830 So, what do you think? 351 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,041 One dinner. 352 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,755 Go get some sandwiches from that Nashville chicken place. 353 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,049 And then afterwards, you can go by the bridge 354 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,135 and judge some stupid teenagers. 355 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,596 Summer just wants to go because we'd be celebrities. 356 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,223 Why? 357 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,100 Dude, the soccer game. 358 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,771 Dad's psycho patient started that crazy brawl, 359 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,148 and now it's all anyone wants to talk about. 360 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:50,946 This again? 361 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,531 You looked at the clock 362 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,242 and so now you have to hold your breath until the minute changes. 363 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,119 Okay. 364 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,914 Look, I know you feel like this compulsion-- 365 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,165 The minute changed. 366 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,585 I know you feel like this compulsion is gonna help keep 367 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,171 bad things from happening, but that's called magical thinking. 368 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,881 -Well, I like magic. -So do I. 369 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,300 Look, the world, it's an unpredictable place. 370 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:15,345 But I promise you, my office, it's a completely safe space. 371 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,348 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Hello. 372 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,392 You asked me to keep your friend out of jail. 373 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,644 Which I do, miraculously, by the way. 374 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:24,354 I didn't mean to interrupt, but this is a whole thing. 375 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,440 And then you just walk away? 376 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,692 How fucking dare you? 377 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,943 I didn't mean to swear. 378 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,571 I just feel this very passionately. I'm paying for this session. 379 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,699 Not you. I'm not paying you. But you, definitely. I'll get your Venmo. 380 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,659 And you are fucking playing pickleball. 381 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:38,744 Brian. 382 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,871 I told you that I can't tonight. 383 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,332 You're seriously passing on spending time with your best friend, 384 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,710 so that you can sit in the dark with a whiskey in a Santa mug. 385 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,756 That's so sad, man. That is so… sad. 386 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:57,221 I think you're very rude and I deserve better. And so do you. 387 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,933 Once again, so sorry. Good day. 388 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:08,774 Breathe, Wally. 389 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,569 -You're gonna die. -We're all gonna die. 390 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,491 -What are you doing? -Tumbling my rocks. 391 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,953 So I found this cool restaurant 392 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,706 where you can play cornhole while you have your appetizers. 393 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,084 -You wanna go tonight? -I don't wanna go ever. 394 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,212 Anyway, it's Taco Tuesday and Alice is coming over. 395 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,507 Oh, right. The kid that's not our kid. Am I invited? 396 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,675 Yes, but don't come. 397 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,637 -Enjoy your rocks. -Thank you. 398 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,598 Excuse me! Liz? 399 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,767 Hi. 400 00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:44,852 Hi. 401 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,813 -Gaby, right? -Yeah. 402 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,649 I hadn't seen you since Tia's-- 403 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,360 -Well, how are you? -I'm good. 404 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:57,739 I'm just in the area dropping off a new basketball for Jimmy and Alice. 405 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,366 He wants to start shooting with her again. 406 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,868 -Cool. -Very cool. 407 00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,080 -Well, it's good to see you. -You too. 408 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,415 Oh, my gosh. By the way, 409 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,626 Jimmy has been telling me how awesome you've been with Alice. 410 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,962 I'm happy to help. She's such a great kid. 411 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,672 She's just the best. 412 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,966 -Did you know I'm her godmom? -I didn't. 413 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,343 Yeah, it's cool. I love it. 414 00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:21,430 So, Jimmy, you know, he's been trying. 415 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:25,809 You know, he wants to really start showing up for her again, 416 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:30,314 -which is totally great, right? -For sure. 417 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,734 -That's what we all want, right? -Yes, absolutely. 418 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,152 Yeah. So, 419 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:41,950 maybe we can all just, you know, back off and just let them be. 420 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:49,458 Almost like, you know, the more you're there, the less Jimmy can be. 421 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,713 Where's the new basketball you got them? 422 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:58,175 It's over in the driveway. 423 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,302 -Show it to me. -Wow. 424 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,472 You actually have some serious trust issues. 425 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,516 Show me the basketball. 426 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:06,683 Okay, don't clap at me. 427 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:10,938 I don't like to-- Stop. Don't clap at me. I'm too grown for that. Liz. 428 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,690 I'ma lose my sh-- I'ma lose my shit. Stop! 429 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,194 I don't wanna start a fight with you, okay? 430 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,696 You've been amazing, 431 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:24,368 and I'm sure that Alice is really excited about Taco fucking Tuesday, okay? 432 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,120 And this might be the therapist in me, but maybe, 433 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:31,458 because all of your boys are gone, you're trying to fill this hole. 434 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:35,754 But, you know, maybe we need to start filling it with other activities. 435 00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:36,839 Okay. 436 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:43,387 I'm just here trying to tumble my goddamn rocks. 437 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,306 -Who the fuck are you? -I'm trying to be a fucking friend. 438 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:49,101 I thought you were the godmother. Where have you been? 439 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,019 I have my own stuff to deal with. 440 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:56,441 I'm so sorry. That must be so hard 'cause none of us have stuff. 441 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,402 And I'm not over-involved. 442 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,445 So, you'll be okay if Alice backs off? 443 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,907 I know what you think of me. 444 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:05,909 You know… 445 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:12,541 I once overheard you and Tia talking in the driveway about me, 446 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:16,420 and you said, "She's such a mom." 447 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,548 -You are a mom. -You didn't mean it as a compliment. 448 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:28,056 -You know you fucked up, right? -Yes. 449 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,266 Why would you lie to me? 450 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,602 I mean, the truth was so bad. 451 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,105 This is just unacceptable in my practice. 452 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,900 You know who the most important person in your life is right now? 453 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:40,068 -You. -No, you shithead. 454 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,821 -Your daughter. -Right, that's what I meant. 455 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,199 -I'm second. -Okay. 456 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:49,203 Do not let your professional life bleed into your personal. 457 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:54,750 Alice has a hard enough road, and she will run like hell if you're not careful. 458 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,587 I'm speaking from experience here. 459 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,882 -I hear you. -Do not jeopardize her well-being. Got it? 460 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,803 -A nod is not enough. I want a promise. -Okay. 461 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:07,888 Jesus, man. 462 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,224 Say the word. 463 00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,017 -Promise. -Promise. 464 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:20,567 -Is this yours? -Nope. 465 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,570 -Woof. -Thanks, Paul. 466 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,575 I really appreciate you. Okay. 467 00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:30,661 Come on. Again? 468 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:31,828 You doing a dance now? 469 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,413 You feeling yourself, huh? 470 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,708 Hey, yo, Graham, can you give us a moment? 471 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,212 -Okay. -Thank you. 472 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,465 What's up? 473 00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:45,926 We can't have you staying here, Sean. 474 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,761 -Come on. Are you serious? -We warned you. 475 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,305 We said one more time, and you're out. 476 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,141 -It's not good for Graham. -But this wasn't even a bar fight. 477 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,351 You spent the night in jail. 478 00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,105 You need money, Son? 479 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:01,316 -Nah, I don't need anything. -I can get you some money. 480 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,694 I don't need anything. 481 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:12,703 -Hola guapa, qué tal? -Hola, Liz. I'm gonna speak English. 482 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:15,706 Thank God, 'cause I took French in high school like a ding-dong. 483 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:19,668 -Come on in. -Hey, I was thinking tonight, 484 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:23,338 I might have dinner with my dad, if that's okay? 485 00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:26,425 Okay. That's great. 486 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,261 -You should definitely do that. -Hope you didn't go to any trouble. 487 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,930 No. Go be with your dad. Say hi for me. 488 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,432 Thanks for being so cool. 489 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:43,358 Shit. 490 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,135 Fuck. 491 00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,475 You motherfucker. 492 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,167 -Hey. -Hey. 493 00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,752 -Where you going? -Where do you think? 494 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,045 I'm going to the club. 495 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,424 Gonna get crunk. 496 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,636 No, I'm gonna play pickleball with Brian. 497 00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:58,684 -Are those chicken sandwiches? -Yeah. It's whatever. 498 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,727 Did you get those for us? You wanna have dinner with me? 499 00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:03,105 'Cause, wait, if you do, 500 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:05,899 I'm telling you, I will cancel pickleball like that. 501 00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:11,613 No, I already told you I have plans. They're for me and Liz. 502 00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:13,282 Right, yeah. Of course they are. 503 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:18,495 No problemo. Got excited for a second. 504 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:22,708 Like, "Yeah, chicken sandwiches with Alice." 505 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,670 -Go. Have fun. -Thanks. If you're sure. 506 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,089 Oh, my God. So sure. Yeah, see ya. 507 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,049 Bye. 508 00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:48,567 Oh, yeah. 509 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:51,653 Hey, you only invited two other guys. 510 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:54,114 -You were that sure I'd show, huh? -Everything goes my way. 511 00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:57,284 -I hate it when you say that. -I'm aware. 512 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,495 Okay, let's do this. You're with me. Come on. 513 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,177 Come on in. 514 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,849 I can't believe he made up a stupid game just to get away from me. 515 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,267 I mean, what the hell is pickleball? 516 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:26,104 It's only the fastest-growing sport in America. That's all. 517 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:28,482 Whatever. I can't believe he shot me down. 518 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,985 Well, did you tell him that you were there to have dinner with him? 519 00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:34,947 I mean, I feel like it was pretty obvious. I was there, and I had dinner. 520 00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,450 …again, got three maneuvers for two. 521 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:39,785 Yeah! 522 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:41,453 Who are those people? 523 00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,914 Stop looking around and watch the game. 524 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,707 Were you ever married? 525 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,588 Whoa. 526 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:54,550 -What? I just wanna s-- Okay. -No. 527 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:05,894 That's you. Nice! 528 00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,813 Pickle, bitch. 529 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,275 Nice. 530 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:15,112 Me! Bri! Bri! Cover me. 531 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:17,155 That's me again. That's me, Brian! 532 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,701 Yes! Yeah! 533 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:23,912 -Oh, shit. Are you okay? -No, I'm fine. 534 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,418 So, we ever gonna talk for real? 535 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:33,213 Not tonight. Let's serve it up. 536 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,301 Okay. 537 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,346 If you can't be real, what are we even doing? 538 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:42,431 Fuck. 539 00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:53,984 You ghosted me for a year. I wanna know why. 540 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:55,736 I don't know, Brian. 541 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:57,321 Yes, you do. Just tell me. 542 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,532 It doesn't matter. 543 00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,159 -Can we just not do this? -Tell me. 544 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:03,869 You were drowning! 545 00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:07,789 I was there trying to pull you out, and then you just cut me off. 546 00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:08,957 I was your best friend. 547 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,792 -I'm a goddamn ray of light. -Yeah. 548 00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:12,920 -I am human Zoloft. -Yes, I know! 549 00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:15,589 And you wouldn't let me be fucking miserable, Brian. 550 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:21,053 I needed to hit rock bottom and you wouldn't fucking let me. 551 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,180 You couldn't read the fucking room. 552 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,686 I'm not trying to make you feel bad, but it's not fun to be around somebody 553 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:32,898 who says, "Everything goes my way," when their wife has died. 554 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444 Okay? 555 00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:41,907 My wife died, Brian. 556 00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,957 I never said everything goes your way. 557 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:53,752 Oh, my God. 558 00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:58,423 I-- That's my thing. 559 00:30:02,594 --> 00:30:03,512 I'm sorry. 560 00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:07,558 Sorry. 561 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:10,894 I have to go. 562 00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:12,563 It's okay. 563 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,024 -Love you. -Yeah, love you, too. 564 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,821 -See you in a year. -Go fuck yourself. 565 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,371 What the fuck? 566 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:31,123 Hey, Alice. It's okay. 567 00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:34,293 This is Sean. He needs a place to crash. 568 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:37,421 -Sean, this is my daughter, Alice. -Hey, Alice.