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可惡

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真嚇人，你總是不開燈獨坐

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我不能詛咒你在地獄深處永不超生

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我太愛你了

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-甚麼？
-加利奧文，吸血殭屍

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-沒睇過？
-沒有

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唏，我返工前要去保釋阿桑

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但我稍後會見你的輔導老師

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他會講我知你的甚麼呢？

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他可能會問：“愛麗斯對於
你在她的比賽被毆有何感受？”

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未必，他可能不知這件事

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他當時替你塊面敷冰

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馬歷，我鍾意他

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他很溫柔

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唏，今晚想一齊食飯嗎？

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我沒空，今天是墨西哥夾餅星期二

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沒錯，我最鍾意
這略帶種族主義的每週美食節

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你約了誰食墨西哥夾餅？

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明白了

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若你幾時想食飯，我都會奉陪

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我會在這裏

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在這個角落

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拜

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愛你

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-祝今日愉快
-一定會好正

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-說吧
-這裏不是人人都是白癡

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叻女

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-占美，早晨
-唏，老友

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我照你意思做了，沒對她施壓之類

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我只是輕鬆地約她食晚飯
知道結果如何嗎？

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她只叫我食自己

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可以等我飲完咖啡再詳談嗎？

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不，聽我講，我知你講過

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我應該等她親近我，但我開始失去希望

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很合理

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你試用這方法還未夠十分鐘

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你真識講反話，保羅

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你要慢慢來，你孤立自己近一年了

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我只想你知道
你準備好時，我會在你的身邊

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愛麗斯準備好就會跟你食飯

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你只可以慢慢等

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這就是跟摰愛相處之道

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你剛才說我是你的摰愛

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不，我沒有

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聽似有啊

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我未準備好對你說同一句話，但…

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怎會有警笛聲？你在哪裏？

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（帕莎甸娜警局）

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好吧，聽住，保羅，實不相瞞

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你最近很支持我

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所以我想去買些冬甩給你

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於是我來到冬甩店這裏

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舖頭似乎被打劫

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周圍都是玻璃碎和血

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可能是果醬，有這個可能

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總之我們今日似乎跟冬甩無緣，保羅

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但在公司見吧

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好吧，拜

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弊

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搞到我想食冬甩

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多謝你來

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-早晨
-你去死吧

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你的家人為何沒來保釋你？

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我沒有打給他們

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唏，有相熟律師嗎？他肯定會告我

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我識一個

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他是人渣之類嗎？

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-不，他好到加零一
-好極

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我避開他一年了

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天啊

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（占美手機來電）

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你看

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-點算？
-接聽吧

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-我未準備好
-你準備好了

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-我個樣如何？
-很省鏡，但只是來電而已

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-天啊
-接聽吧

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占美

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-喂
-嗨，拜仁

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真是正常不過

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《誠實治療法》

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不能讓保羅知道此事

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-天啊，你面色很難看，占美
-我知道

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阿桑沒事吧？

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阿桑沒事，但我病人的丈夫被打到很傷

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甚麼？

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-你發生甚麼事？
-我跌倒，老友

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-點跌？
-點跌？

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我穿了這對新鞋，然後我…它們好跣

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早應該買防跣的鞋

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好跣的鞋，後患無窮

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-你跌倒後撞傷一隻眼？
-沒錯

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你塊面很近我，好吧

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因為你對鞋好跣？

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對，正是

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就好像…

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-好似卡通片一樣，保羅
-真是黐線

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然後他撞到茶几

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保羅，你有任何茶几或檯仔嗎？

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-有啊
-正

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你有電視機，可以跟人一齊看網球賽嗎？

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即是舊式電視機
又厚又老的四方形老爺機呢？

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好似天頂電子呢？

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聽住，我不會在家招呼朋友
不是因為我不愛交際

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我覺得那就是不愛交際的定義

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我知道你是想批評我
因為我為人很注重私隱

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但這只會加強我的決心

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“很注重私隱”？

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識你這麼多年，我從未去過你的公寓、屋

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完全未見過，也未見過你的女兒

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-沒錯，她是怎樣的？
-她住在康涅狄格州

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嘩，一點資訊性都無

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聽住，我認為人是有界線的

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我幾時都會支持病人

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但諸多需求的同事就例外

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-弊
-不

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-他指你啊
-是你

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-不…
-他指你啊

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-是真的
-我替她難過

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我的家庭是私隱

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屋企是我的孤獨堡壘

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你的回憶錄應以“孤獨堡壘”為書名

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我絕不會講你知我的回憶錄書名

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-今日很有火藥味
-他嬲是因為我的…

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-“回憶錄”發音錯了，很明顯應該是…
-回憶“鹿”

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-回憶“鹿”
-很多人會因此而嬲

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對，這是我叔公，這本是我的回憶“鹿”

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我和家姐好似回到少女時代一樣

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狂飲酒、玩通宵

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天啊，昨晚我們打電話
整蠱舊時的高中校長

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-原來他已死了，所以不太好玩
-他點死的？

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被學校輔導員殺死

132
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嘩，真是沒想到

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你為何避開我？

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你可以移動鏡頭嗎？我看不清你整塊面

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好啊

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點樣？好一點嗎？

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好似你張櫈在移動，但你的鏡頭沒有

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真奇怪，我張櫈沒移動啊

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肯定是某種奇怪的光學幻覺
或者可能是濾鏡效果

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-姬絲，時間夠了
-甚麼？

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但我想話你做得很好，知道嗎？

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下週再談吧，拜

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我從未見過那地方如此繁忙，明白嗎？

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於是我心想無人會察覺我

145
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但猜猜誰破壞了這一切，走來問候我？

146
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我肯定知道，丹

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-是那個咖啡師
-沒錯

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可惡的咖啡師

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-又是他
-又是他

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為何不靜靜替我沖咖啡？

151
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沒錯

152
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或者你只需要回答他

153
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-我的意思只是…你有何想法？
-有幾個想法，就是“去死吧”

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點解要跟他傾閒偈？

155
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老實講，或者會令他開心

156
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聽我今日過得如何會令他開心，真的嗎？

157
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絕對會令我開心，丹

158
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想知我有何想法嗎？

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我覺得這個“憎死全世界”的作風

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它可能令你過得很孤僻

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你不厭倦寂寞嗎？

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我話你知，我很寂寞，丹

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我真的很寂寞

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真慘

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對

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的確是

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丹，想飲杯咖啡嗎？我想飲啊

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-唏，想要甚麼？
-史丹

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他叫丹，你們個名押韻

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幾好玩吧，對吧？

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我要殺死你

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兩杯齋啡，謝謝

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沒問題，你們今日過得好嗎？

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我今日起初麻麻，現在好一點

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丹呢？

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我今日過得不錯，但現在很差

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我明白

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我們的燕麥奶缺貨，所有客人都不高興

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-可惡的燕麥奶
-沒錯

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謝謝

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我去沖咖啡給你們

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-我超憎
-我不信

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弊，我要走了

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時間夠了，玩得開心點

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等等，你說會埋單的

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（校務處）

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哈囉，抱歉，我遲到

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我剛才要見病人，但我來了

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我們沒等你就開始了

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我不知麗絲會否從此代替你，還是…

191
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-不，只是兩次
-是三次

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三次？好吧

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我應該走，對吧？

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不緊要，越多人越開心

195
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-我很高興來了
-你隻眼很深色

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我想講的是，昨天很大件事

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我同意

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順帶一提，多謝你攬住我個頭

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我剛才跟麗絲講，愛麗斯退出了辯論隊

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她覺得沒時間，因為要兼顧足球和其他事

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而我…你講吧

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我？好啊

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我贊成麗絲的講法

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她最近很專注於足球運動

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教她英語的奧圖老師說她不再愛與人交際

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奧圖老師聽似太多事了

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我也不喜歡他

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他是我老公

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-天啊
-我覺得他好正

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-恭喜你
-我只想說她分了心

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-可能因為他太靚仔
-沒錯，正是

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愛麗斯開始物色大學未？

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未，我問過她是否
想去知名州份大學，抑或小…

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-抱歉，你說吧
-好

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她媽媽和我去年帶過她去東岸

216
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:15,467
她愛上幾間小型文理學院

217
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,554
威廉斯、阿默斯特、瓦薩

218
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,806
占美，你搞得掂

219
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,808
-還是留給你處理吧
-好吧

220
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,476
-你來了真好
-謝謝

221
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,103
你離開真好

222
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:30,107
你知道愛麗斯有否打算
明年修讀任何進階先修課程嗎？

223
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,237
-麗絲
-我回來了

224
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,572
-謝謝
-甚麼？

225
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:37,698
進階先修課程

226
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:41,910
她很愛科學
所以應該是阿曼老師的物理課吧

227
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,162
-對，正是，我鍾意
-對

228
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,331
-或者我們可以開個討論會
-討論會

229
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,501
想想怎樣跟教練商量

230
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:50,752
-對
-她有踢足球

231
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,213
-然後她會慢慢加入辯論
-慢慢加入辯論

232
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,215
-到學季結束之後
-好吧

233
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,051
-我們可以遲些才談
-對，我們遲些才談

234
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,597
真是奇恥大辱，我明白

235
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,432
麗絲跟愛麗斯關係超好

236
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,350
與此同時，愛麗斯是我女兒

237
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:09,479
唏，有人幫我們以愛和尊重照顧孩子

238
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,898
我們應該感恩

239
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,151
有道理，但有人亦要警告這位白人女士

240
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,569
她要收斂一下，明白嗎？

241
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,988
我必須強調我也是白人

242
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,448
你是正宗白人

243
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,782
好吧，你也是啊，保羅

244
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,576
我不是，我是銀狐

245
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,453
-沒錯
-謝謝

246
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,749
其實我見過麗絲跟提雅一齊
當時她的細仔還未上大學

247
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:32,169
-她是正宗怪獸媽媽
-對吧？

248
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,088
講真，你要講她知，她不是媽媽

249
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,006
你才是媽媽

250
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,258
-我才是媽媽
-大聲講多次

251
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,676
-你才是媽媽
-我才是媽媽

252
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,012
-你才是媽媽
-你才是媽媽

253
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,056
-我才是媽媽
-你才是媽媽

254
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,474
我才是媽媽

255
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,267
對，即刻去講她知吧

256
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,685
謝謝，我才是媽媽

257
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,562
-你才是媽媽
-去找她

258
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,358
他有無可能會當面對她講？

259
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,275
無可能

260
00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:01,365
我的當事人頰骨骨折
而且有嚴重情緒創傷

261
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,910
我們別浪費大家時間吧
除非你撤銷襲擊指控…

262
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,203
我怎會撤銷指控？

263
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,704
因為我有30個目擊證人

264
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,666
見到你行去備受尊敬的治療師面前

265
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,670
在沒被挑釁的情況下蓄意襲擊他

266
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:19,341
而我的當事人只是制止他的治療師被殺

267
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,135
這裏根本沒有罪行可言

268
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,720
若你想討論損失

269
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,848
肇事的治療師樂意作證

270
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,518
因為你當事人的暴力襲擊

271
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,353
他現在有頭痛

272
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,814
我個頭很痛，我無法專心

273
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,024
而且我差點會失禁

274
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,150
天啊

275
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,820
到底開始會面未？

276
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,738
開始了，老友，就是這個

277
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:42,990
不緊要，你做得很好

278
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:44,950
真慘

279
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:55,335
繼續行

280
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,839
好嘢，天啊，真過癮

281
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,757
最鍾意要脅惡霸

282
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,593
-那個人是惡霸，對吧？
-沒錯

283
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,178
我們打殘了他

284
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,930
跟你講過了，一切在我掌握之中

285
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,515
他經常那樣說

286
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,350
是我的格言，一切在我掌握之中

287
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,061
你做得超好，老友
你經常接這些案件嗎？

288
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,980
從未接過，我是房地產律師

289
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,524
那是我成世人最過癮的一刻

290
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:21,320
我是阿提克斯芬奇
我是《法妻》，我是《律政可人兒》

291
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,654
我們應該做些事

292
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,740
要去夜店嗎？現在是下午2點

293
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,617
-不如去食雪糕？
-好啊

294
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,410
兩位，我不能去

295
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,830
-你從來不會拒絕雪糕的
-我知道，但我要返去工作

296
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:36,210
-不過，拜仁，你果然勁
-謝謝

297
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,629
等等，我們今晚打匹克球

298
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,006
你一定要來，夜晚8點
老地方，一定要來

299
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,426
-我不能去
-別這樣，老友，跟舊時一樣

300
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,552
我知道

301
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,931
你們不是最老友的嗎？

302
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,016
你做過甚麼？

303
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,686
我不知道

304
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,651
匹克球是甚麼？

305
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,903
美國走紅得最快的運動，別這麼落伍

306
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,531
或者對白人來說吧

307
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,577
唏，今晚想跟我去玩嗎？別即刻拒絕我

308
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,246
點解？有甚麼節目？

309
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,915
“橋底飲酒”

310
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:19,169
來吧，全世界都會去

311
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,840
馬克有白爪汽水酒
若我們其中一個扮想跟他上床

312
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,758
他說會預留黑櫻桃味給我們

313
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:27,386
我們可以飲勁多，我想飲到嘔

314
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,012
不去了

315
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,766
我保證會很好玩，我們會開心跳舞

316
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,269
然後可以影超朦的照片

317
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,939
我會在圖標寫上“跟高質朋友影低質相”

318
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,816
很正吧？

319
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:44,361
你有被我打動嗎？求求你吧

320
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:49,241
-拜
-一定會好…拜，到時見

321
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,325
心瑪很白癡

322
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,912
她想我去甚麼“橋底飲酒”

323
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:54,830
甚麼鬼？

324
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,374
他們會去橋底飲酒

325
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,668
那麼名字改得很好

326
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,670
他們的行為超幼稚

327
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,256
這個嘛，幼稚是因為他們是青年

328
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,049
他們還未經歷過你的經歷

329
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:07,843
那麼他們真幸運

330
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,428
暫時而已

331
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:13,557
無人會成世人一帆風順

332
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,978
你不會，我手震震先生不會

333
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,732
但你有一個選擇

334
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,318
你要任由悲傷淹沒你

335
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,198
還是面對它，走出陰霾？

336
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,244
我只是很想念她

337
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,539
但無人明白

338
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,124
我知有個人明白

339
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,128
他很高大，而且太常打給我

340
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:46,507
拋得好

341
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,592
現在他想約我食晚飯

342
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,761
白癡

343
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:55,807
我不能忽然假裝我們之間無事

344
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,352
有聽過“裝著裝著就會成真”嗎？

345
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:02,231
飾演他女兒一個鐘吧

346
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,982
一個鐘？

347
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,234
我覺得治療無用

348
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,361
這不是治療

349
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,739
只是傾閒偈，你爸爸永遠不應知道

350
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,698
為甚麼？

351
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,117
因為他會搞到很大陣仗

352
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,203
他會想攬我之類

353
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,579
沒錯，他會啊

354
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,830
那麼，你意下如何？

355
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,041
一餐飯

356
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,755
去買些三文治，在那間納士維辣雞店

357
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,049
然後你可以去橋底

358
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,135
對那些白癡青年評頭品足

359
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,596
心瑪想去，純粹是因為我們是名人

360
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,223
為甚麼？

361
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,100
老友，因為那場足球賽

362
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:42,771
爸爸的黐線病人發癲撩交打

363
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,148
現在人人都談論此事

364
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:49,820
（下午2時零8分）

365
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:50,988
又來？

366
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,531
你望住個鐘

367
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,242
現在要屏住呼吸，直至下一分鐘

368
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,119
好吧

369
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,914
聽住，我知你覺得這種強迫…

370
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,165
夠鐘了

371
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,585
我知你覺得這種強迫可以

372
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,171
阻止壞事發生，但那稱為“神奇思維”

373
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,881
-我鍾意神奇
-我也是

374
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,300
聽住，這個世界是難以預測的地方

375
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:15,345
但我保證，我的辦公室是絕對安全的地方

376
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,348
-你有無搞錯？
-哈囉

377
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,392
你叫我阻止你朋友坐監

378
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,644
順帶一提，我簡直像神仙打救他

379
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:24,354
我無意打擾，但事情很複雜

380
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,440
然後你即刻鬆人？

381
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,692
你真是斗膽

382
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,943
我無心講粗口的

383
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,571
我只是內心很激動
我會為這一節治療埋單

384
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,699
不是你，我不會給你錢
絕對是你，轉頭問你拿轉數快號碼

385
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,659
你一定要去打匹克球

386
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:38,744
拜仁

387
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,871
我講過今晚不可以

388
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,332
你居然拒絕跟老友一齊消遣

389
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,710
然後不開燈獨坐，用聖誕老人杯飲威士忌

390
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,756
真是可憐，老友，真是超級可憐

391
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:57,221
我覺得你很無禮
我值得有更好的待遇，你也是

392
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,933
我要再次道歉，祝今日愉快

393
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:08,774
呼吸吧，華莉

394
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,569
-你會死的
-人人都會死

395
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,491
-你在做甚麼？
-打磨我的石頭

396
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,953
我找到一間超正的餐廳

397
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,706
可以一邊玩布袋球，一邊食頭盤

398
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,084
-今晚想去嗎？
-我完全不想去

399
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,212
反正今天是
墨西哥夾餅星期二，愛麗斯會來

400
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,507
沒錯，不是我們個女的女仔
我有被邀請嗎？

401
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,675
有啊，但不要來

402
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,637
-慢慢磨吧
-謝謝

403
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,598
打擾了，麗絲

404
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,767
嗨

405
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:44,852
嗨

406
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,813
-嘉比，對吧？
-沒錯

407
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,649
很久沒見，自從提雅的…

408
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,360
-你好嗎？
-我很好

409
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:57,739
我只是來到附近送新籃球給占美和愛麗斯

410
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,366
他想再跟她一齊打波

411
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,868
-太好了
-好極

412
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,080
-見到你真好
-我也是

413
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,415
天啊，順帶一提

414
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,626
占美講我知，你跟愛麗斯有多親密

415
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,962
我很樂意幫忙，她很乖

416
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,672
簡直是最好

417
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,966
-你知我是她的契媽嗎？
-不知啊

418
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,343
沒錯，好正，我很開心

419
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:21,430
是這樣的，占美他最近在嘗試

420
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:25,809
他想再次扶持她

421
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:30,314
-是天大的好事，對吧？
-當然

422
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,734
-大家都想這樣，對吧？
-沒錯，當然

423
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,152
對，那麼…

424
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:41,950
或者我們可以讓開，由得他們慢慢來

425
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:49,458
情況就像你越參與得多
占美就參與得越少

426
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,713
你送給他們的新籃球呢？

427
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:58,175
它就在車道上

428
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,302
-給我看
-嘩

429
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,472
你真的嚴重不信任人

430
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,516
給我看那個籃球

431
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:06,683
夠了，別拍手催促我

432
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:10,938
我不鍾意…停啊，不要拍手催促我
我年紀夠大，不受這一套，麗絲

433
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,690
我就快要發脾氣了，停啊

434
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,194
我不想跟你吵架，聽到未？

435
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,696
你一直做得很好

436
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:24,368
我相信愛麗斯一定很期待
墨西哥夾餅星期二，明白嗎？

437
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,120
或者是我以治療師的身份
講這番話，但又有可能

438
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:31,458
因為你所有兒子都走了，你想填補這缺口

439
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:35,754
但老實講，或者你要開始
用其他活動填補了

440
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:36,839
好吧

441
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:43,387
我只是在打磨石頭

442
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,306
-你以為自己是誰？
-我只想幫朋友出頭

443
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:49,101
你不是契媽嗎？你一直在哪裏？

444
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,019
我有自己的事要處理

445
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:56,441
真替你難過，肯定是很難熬
因為我們大家都無所事事

446
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,402
我沒有過度干涉

447
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,445
那麼，你會接受愛麗斯疏遠一點嗎？

448
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,907
我知你對我有何觀感

449
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:05,909
老實講

450
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:12,541
有次我無意聽到你和提雅在車道講我

451
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:16,420
你說：“她真是個媽媽”

452
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,548
-你的確是媽媽
-你的意思不是讚我

453
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:28,056
-你自知闖禍了，對吧？
-知

454
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,266
點解對我講大話？

455
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,602
老實講，真相太大鑊了

456
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,105
這在我的治療中心是不能接受

457
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,900
知道目前誰對你最重要嗎？

458
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:40,068
-你
-不是，正白癡

459
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,821
-是你個女
-沒錯，我正是那個意思

460
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,199
-我排第二
-好吧

461
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:49,203
別讓工作干擾私人生活

462
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:54,750
愛麗斯的路已夠難熬
若你不小心，她就會跑掉

463
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,587
這是過來人之談

464
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,882
-我明白
-別破壞她的幸福，明白未？

465
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,803
-點頭不夠，我要你答應我
-好吧

466
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:07,888
天啊，老友

467
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,224
講出口

468
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,017
-保證
-保證

469
00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:20,567
-是你的嗎？
-不是

470
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,570
-可惡
-謝謝，保羅

471
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,575
我真的很感激你，好吧

472
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:30,661
搞錯啊，又來？

473
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:31,828
你在跳舞？

474
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,413
很有自信吧？

475
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,708
喂，嘉咸，讓我們單獨談談吧

476
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,212
-好吧
-謝謝

477
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,465
甚麼事？

478
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:45,926
我們不能留你在此，阿桑

479
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,761
-別這樣，認真？
-我們警告過你

480
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,305
我們講過你再犯就要走

481
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,141
-你會帶壞嘉咸
-但今次不是在酒吧打架

482
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,351
你在監倉住了一晚

483
00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,105
乖仔，需要錢嗎？

484
00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:01,316
-不，我甚麼都不需要
-我可以給你錢

485
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,694
我甚麼都不需要

486
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:12,703
-哈囉，靚女，你好嗎？
-哈囉，麗絲，我要講英語

487
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:15,706
謝天謝地，因為我在高中
像白癡一樣讀法語

488
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:19,668
-進來吧
-唏，我在想今晚

489
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:23,338
若你不介意，我可能跟爸爸食飯

490
00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:26,425
好吧，那就太好了

491
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,261
-你應該那樣做
-希望沒令你添麻煩吧

492
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,930
沒有，跟你爸食飯吧，代我問候他

493
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,432
謝謝你這麼好

494
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:43,358
可惡

495
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,135
可惡

496
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,475
正一衰人

497
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,167
-唏
-唏

498
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,752
-你要去邊？
-你認為呢？

499
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,045
我要去夜店

500
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,424
要飲到大醉

501
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,636
不，我跟拜仁去打匹克球

502
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:58,684
-是雞肉三文治嗎？
-沒錯，沒所謂吧

503
00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,727
是買給我們嗎？你想跟我食晚飯？

504
00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:03,105
因為…等等，若你想

505
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:05,899
我話你知，我可以即刻取消匹克球

506
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:11,613
不，我跟你講過我約了人
是買給我和麗絲的

507
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:13,282
對，沒錯，當然如此

508
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:18,495
不緊要，我興奮了半秒

509
00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:22,708
心想：“好嘢，跟愛麗斯食雞肉三文治”

510
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,670
-去吧，玩得開心點
-謝謝，若你不介意

511
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,089
天啊，絕對不介意，對，拜拜

512
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,049
拜

513
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:39,141
（心瑪荷爾頓）

514
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,185
（橋底這裏有很多酒飲，請你來吧）

515
00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:48,567
好嘢

516
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:51,653
唏，你另外只邀請了兩人

517
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:54,114
-你肯定我會現身？
-一切在我掌握之中

518
00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:57,284
-最憎你這樣講
-我知

519
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,495
好吧，我們開始吧，你跟我一組，來吧

520
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,177
進來吧

521
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,849
真不敢相信他亂作無聊球賽推搪我

522
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,267
老實講，匹克球是甚麼？

523
00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:26,104
只是美國走紅得最快的運動而已

524
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:28,482
無所謂吧，我不敢相信他會拒絕我

525
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,985
你有講明要跟他食晚飯嗎？

526
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:34,947
老實講，很明顯吧，我帶著晚餐回家

527
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,450
又來了，可以射罰球

528
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:39,785
好嘢

529
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:41,453
他們是誰？

530
00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,914
別四圍望，專心看球賽吧

531
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,707
你結過婚？

532
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,588
嘩

533
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:54,550
-怎麼了？我只想…好吧
-不行

534
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:05,894
輪到你，好球

535
00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,813
受死吧，衰人

536
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,275
好球

537
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:15,112
我啊，拜仁掩護我

538
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:17,155
又輪到我，是我，拜仁

539
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,701
好嘢…

540
00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:23,912
-弊，沒事吧？
-我沒事

541
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,418
我們會認真傾談嗎？

542
00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:33,213
今晚不會，開波吧

543
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,301
好吧

544
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,346
若你不能坦誠，我們在做甚麼呢？

545
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:42,431
可惡

546
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:53,984
你避開我一年，我想知原因

547
00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:55,736
我不知道，拜仁

548
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:57,321
你知道的，講我知吧

549
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,532
不重要

550
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,159
-別談這件事吧
-講我知吧

551
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:03,869
你跌落谷底

552
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:07,789
我想幫你振作，你卻跟我斷絕交往

553
00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:08,957
我曾是你最好的朋友

554
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,792
-我正能量爆燈
-沒錯

555
00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:12,920
-我是人肉抗抑鬱藥
-我知

556
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:15,589
你不肯讓我傷心，拜仁

557
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:21,053
我想跌落谷底，但你就是不讓我

558
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,180
你不明白我的感受

559
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,686
我不是想令你難過
但我在你身邊不太好受

560
00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:32,898
我老婆剛死了
你卻說：“一切在我掌握之中”

561
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444
明白嗎？

562
00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:41,907
我老婆死了，拜仁

563
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,957
我從沒說過一切在你掌握之中

564
00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:53,752
天啊

565
00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:58,423
那是我的特色

566
00:30:02,594 --> 00:30:03,512
對不起

567
00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:07,558
對不起

568
00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:10,894
我要走了

569
00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:12,563
好吧

570
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,024
-愛你
-對，我也是

571
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,821
-出年見
-你去死吧

572
00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,371
有無搞錯？

573
00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:31,123
唏，愛麗斯，沒事的

574
00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:34,293
他是阿桑，他要借宿

575
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:37,421
-阿桑，她是我個女，愛麗斯
-唏，愛麗斯

576
00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:28,680
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