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我們搭“私機”，即是私人飛機

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因為我已是企業營運總監，你知道嗎？

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40歲以下的第一人

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但我想講，我在睡房也是話事人

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講笑而已

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但亦千真萬確

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失陪一陣

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我可能要去洗手間

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可能？

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好吧

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-我有些意見
-你怎會在這裏？

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亞倫，我們治療了多個月

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我一直在聽你講害怕孤獨終老

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你形容與膚淺女人的約會很差

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-彷彿有問題的是她們
-發生甚麼事？別吃我的薯條

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聽住，治療最棘手的是

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有時病人的描述可能不可靠

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於是我開始思考，可能是你講大話

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現在我知道了，你講大話，亞倫

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-趕快離開吧
-不行…

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是好消息，因為我們可以對症下藥了

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剛才我偷聽到的不是真正的你

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我想你開始讓女人見到你的善良、魅力

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和軟弱，就如我在治療時所見一樣

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她來了

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做自己啊

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-彈開吧
-做自己啊

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我今日哭了四次

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天啊

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（今日3點見，好嗎？保羅上）

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（好，短訊不用署名）

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弊，可惡

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弊、可惡？行路要帶眼啊

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對不起，我不應該去泳池屋

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甚麼？

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因為你肯定是留在泳池屋

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絕對無理由在我的廚房出現

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對我講平時的反話就好了

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因為你剛才講得太複雜

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我覺得有點多餘

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我在打掃地方，當兵的老習慣

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等等，檯面的蘭花呢？

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那盆插住枝棍的泥？

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我扔掉了，我以為已經死了

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你以為已經死了？

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沒錯，是你老友？真替你難過

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別碰不屬於你的東西

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好吧

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-我去垃圾桶拾回來
-不，算吧，我說算…

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不緊要，你想點就點，喪屍蘭花即刻到

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-有何貴幹？
-只是在找植物屍體

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那些不是你的垃圾

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好吧，我們從頭開始

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是這樣的，我叫阿桑，你應該叫八婆吧？

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-我叫阿潘
-阿潘，這家人識他的

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你回家上社區交易網發佈文章

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講這個社區怎樣變了吧

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他住在我們家的，阿潘

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你是來送歡迎蛋糕嗎？

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等等，他幾乎打死人，居然住在你家？

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-占美，你有無搞錯？
-沒事的，愛麗斯不反對

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不是，但我認同阿潘種族歧視

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-我會搬去退伍軍人宿舍
-唏，你不用向她解釋

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為何我變成衰人？

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麗絲和我只想保護鄰里

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夠了，我們不是一伙

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-老婆，需要我幫手嗎？
-不用

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謝天謝地

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-唏，占美
-唏，戴力

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-唏，阿潘
-唏

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不，別跟阿潘打招呼，我們不妥她

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收到

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阿潘，食蕉吧

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我鍾意他

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《誠實治療法》

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唏，提雅和我以前會跟嘉比兩公婆來行山

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故事真動聽

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-心臟停頓就單聲吧
-好

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我應該會嘔

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-唏
-唏，拜仁

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跟老豆行山而已

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說話真刻薄

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你怎會識得所有人？

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我住在兩個街口外，但無人向我揮手

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你去死吧

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算是揮手吧

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講真，他怎會有朋友？

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正一衰人

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但拳法了得，非常強壯

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唏，不如我們今晚去酒吧

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還可以邀請嘉比

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我很少見到她，自從你疏遠我

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因為我太善良和支持你

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對，我最近也很少跟她消遣

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可惜沒有提雅，嘉比覺得我們又老又悶

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甚麼？

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讓她見識我們在大學時的風采吧

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但現在要早點飲酒，酒量淺得多

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而且我不再宣稱是撩女王

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-我很掛住直男拜仁
-對

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他以前會說：“外陰很靚，對吧？”

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實情不是嗎？

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老實講，還可以吧

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對

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但不是主要賣點之類

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-沒錯…
-對

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驗血報告不錯

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你的膽固醇指數升了一丁點

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還記得我們談過注意飲食健康嗎？

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-記得，我沒理會
-好極

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我們花了些時間才找到正確的藥物組合

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你的反射能力、運動技能，全部都很好

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好吧

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你的情緒健康如何？

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我知你想講甚麼，老實講，我只是…

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嘗試不過度沉溺

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每當有需要，我會播最鍾意的慘歌

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讓自己悲傷15分鐘

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但當鬧鐘響起，我就會抽離，繼續過日子

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（好，短訊不用署名）

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（好極，保羅上）

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-唏
-唏

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條裙好靚，是甚麼大日子？

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第一日開新車，我要隆重其事

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對，我還未替它改名

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我在考慮用“捷影”

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人人都知道是《魔戒》甘道夫匹馬個名

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-無人知道
-好吧，但所以好正

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我也在考慮用“狄波拉”

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“米德麗德”和“巴拉克”

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但我還未決定

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唏，不如我開車接你
然後稍後車你去開會？

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那麼你就可以見識到小狄有幾勁

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嘩，我剛選定了

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不用了，謝謝

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我今日不想聽你的歌

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好吧

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祝今日愉快

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這故事關於一個女孩

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她淚流成河，淹沒全世界

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儘管她在照片裏滿臉憂傷

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我絕對愛她，當她做甚麼？

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微笑

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你的衣服隔天就不一樣

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你的髮型總是不一樣

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你似乎有源源不絕的話題

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新Tesla落地，婆娘

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這故事關於一個女孩

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她淚流成河，淹沒全世界

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儘管她在照片裏滿臉憂傷

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我絕對愛她，當她…

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豈有此理

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天啊

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這部車是新的

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老友啊

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新車嗎？不錯，你在倒後嗎？

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不是我錯

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嘉比部新車的泵把很巨型

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你的意思是小狄自招的嗎？

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這個名不錯，“小狄”很襯它

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-過獎了
-對

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-唏，出句聲吧
-我不想

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-我知，但你一定要
-別逼我吧

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好吧，真是弱雞

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保羅，你覺得自己還適合開車嗎？

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老實講，你有柏金遜症

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我幾個月前通過了法定運動技能測試

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我只是駕駛技術不好

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但值得冒險嗎？老實講，我可以車你返工

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不，你完全不順路

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我家跟你很近，我可以車你

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朝早的你很難頂

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甚麼？你講多次？

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-我自己開車
-天啊

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唏，我覺得朝早的你很好玩

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真的嗎？謝謝

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或者下次你可以出句聲，好嗎？

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抱歉

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我要送部車去維修，你稍後要接我，衰人

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他們為何覺得是柏金遜症造成意外？

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因為它會干擾你判斷距離的能力

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真不好彩

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不是不好彩，因為實情不是如此

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我的意思是，遲早會不好彩

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多謝你澄清

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那麼你有照做嗎？有跟你爸食飯嗎？

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若我們即刻食飯，他會表現得很白癡

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有可能，他經常如此

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或者我會破壞氣氛

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我目前不太適合跟人相處

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我本來也不想出聲

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你還未請我食椒鹽脆餅

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一切都令我心情好差

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就連植物被扔掉都會

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那根本不是媽媽最鍾意的植物

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我只是幻想她淋花

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悲傷就像變幻莫測的小丑

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在不經意間偷襲你

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我有個方法，你可以試試

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只需要大概15分鐘

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你打算告訴我抑或…

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我有點口乾

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成功偷了你的零食

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（嘉比：3點在高格車房接我？）

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（不用，有人車我，謝謝）

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你今日很靚仔

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唏，老友

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我知現在是你的時段，你很鍾意這些運動

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但某些事在我腦袋氹氹轉

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-介意提早走嗎？
-可以走了，對

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-唏
-唏

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-是新傷痕嗎？
-占美要我跟人打架賺錢

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-唏，是假的
-豈…

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只是你情我願和合法的襲擊

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明白，聽似很好玩

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麗絲，我不知你想點

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但是我剛撞到朋友做壞事

218
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,197
我今晚要向她攤牌，所以現在不是時候談

219
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,867
不…我只是過來為今早的事道歉

220
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,411
我不會再干涉你的生活

221
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,955
好吧，謝謝，麗絲

222
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,874
老實講，我還以為你會更加雀躍

223
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,585
我講過了，有其他事令我心煩

224
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,964
況且我打死都不信
你會停止干涉我的生活

225
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,133
我以兒子的性命發誓

226
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,802
-哪個？
-由你選

227
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,263
-康納
-別選康納，他最乖仔

228
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:23,851
你放長雙眼吧，我不會再干涉你

229
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,811
還有一件事

230
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,604
你朋友衰甚麼？

231
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,439
麗絲，你真是有病

232
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,277
講笑而已，晚安

233
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,530
麗絲，若你現在轉身
我就話你知朋友做了甚麼

234
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,201
遲些再見吧

235
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,666
-唏
-唏，茱莉，多謝你趕來

236
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,627
有甚麼急事？
我約了人飲酒，為了你而早走

237
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:54,089
若你為我而離開，你肯定不太鍾意他

238
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,841
有道理

239
00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,179
唏，聽住，我想再做駕駛評估

240
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,848
-為何這麼趕急？
-我出了小意外

241
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,310
求求你，當是賣人情給我吧

242
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,188
好，開始吧

243
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,398
約會不是應該打扮一下嗎？

244
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,902
你穿得這麼求其，你肯定儀器會有效？

245
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,153
收聲吧

246
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,659
我從未玩過，但我天生有運動潛質

247
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,744
-所以我要去玩
-好吧

248
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,663
-既然你是初次“玩袋”…
-我肯定不是初次

249
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,917
好吧，我有些事要話你知

250
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,046
你入球後要大叫“布袋球”，要超大聲

251
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,966
-一定很好玩
-超好玩

252
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,305
唏，今日誰接你？

253
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,265
-你說甚麼？
-在車房

254
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,352
-最終是誰車你？
-對了，是尼高車我

255
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,480
尼高果然是最好的

256
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,607
-沒錯，的確是
-真的真的超好

257
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,651
兩個“真的”，他超級好仔

258
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,947
你感覺一定好正，可以跟這種好男人一齊

259
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,156
你想跟尼高上床嗎？

260
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,535
小嘉，我今日見到你吻別人

261
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,538
聽我講，占美

262
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:09,873
-我沒有外遇
-真的嗎？

263
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,920
看上去很似是外遇
別講笑吧，你個樣是這樣

264
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:16,964
停啊

265
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,842
別伸脷吧

266
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,426
到底發生甚麼事？

267
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,263
聽住，我早就想告訴你

268
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,807
尼高和我要離婚

269
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,893
布袋球

270
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,855
是我教他的

271
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,774
可惡

272
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,945
聽住，與你的慘事相比根本不值一提
知道嗎？我們和平分手

273
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:43,031
若你仍想跟尼高上床
現在他完全是單身啊

274
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,909
天啊

275
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,162
他還是在積極戒酒嗎？

276
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,707
老實講，他的情緒還是時好時壞

277
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,627
但聽我講，我鬆了一口氣，不再關我事了

278
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,588
我很難過，小嘉

279
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,715
別再這樣，夠了，這是愁樣

280
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,801
我只是普通樣，我有天生死老婆樣

281
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,429
不如你講些開心事吧

282
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014
老友，我贏了六合彩

283
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,182
謝天謝地

284
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,146
聽住，我沒事的，知道嗎？替我開心吧

285
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,734
布袋球

286
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,736
整間酒吧都跟住他叫

287
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,487
-布袋球
-打得好

288
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,489
打得真好…各位

289
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,825
我做了他們的大佬

290
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,453
我剛告訴占美我要離婚

291
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,956
-嘉比
-不，她為此很開心

292
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,210
-那就恭喜你，你今晚明豔照人
-天啊，謝謝…

293
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,253
-你一定會瘋狂做愛
-沒錯

294
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,713
看到吧，應該這樣做的

295
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,405
哈囉

296
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,159
-唏
-你沒事吧？

297
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,161
沒事

298
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:15,415
我嘗試每日專注於悲傷15分鐘

299
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,084
盡情發洩出來

300
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,003
就好似我睡覺前會小便
那就可以一夜好眠

301
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,421
不是老人家才會嗎？

302
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,340
我覺得老幼都會

303
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,635
-好吧
-好吧，我愛你

304
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,934
勇敢點…可惡

305
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,769
每次都是這樣

306
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,232
可惡

307
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:44,695
好熱

308
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:47,990
-唏
-唏

309
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,741
我可以吃晚餐嗎？

310
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,037
好啊，晚餐，對

311
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,553
我感激你嘗試不搞到很大陣仗

312
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,096
真的很難

313
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,769
-做多了
-對，我知

314
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,948
真不敢相信要輪候退伍軍人宿舍，老友

315
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,575
唏，放心吧，知道未？

316
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,036
你可以繼續跟我住，直至我們想到辦法

317
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,205
-我真的很感激你，老友
-明白

318
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,123
聽住，我也感激你開這部車回家

319
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:39,833
我要做些帶氧運動

320
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,669
我的身型有點走樣，最近有點孱弱

321
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,882
-老友，有無搞錯？你剛才點頭？
-沒有

322
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,426
你應該講：“不是
你身型很好看，老友”

323
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,178
不是，你身型很好看，老友

324
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:55,098
太遲了，阿桑，我話你知
下次治療時再詳談此事

325
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,186
天啊，保羅

326
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,733
我又通過駕駛測試了

327
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,777
好極，我差點嚇到瀨屎

328
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,821
你還有繼續討好人嗎？

329
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:14,660
我完全沒再做任何事去討好任何人

330
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,789
不完全是事實
因為我這樣說是為了討好你

331
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,750
但對不起，我應該送你一張道歉卡

332
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,252
姬絲，別對自己太苛刻，你做得很好

333
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,713
你在設定界線、獨立自主

334
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,507
你專注於照顧自己

335
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,801
你在溫哥華很有烈女風範

336
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:35,347
夠了，我只是感激你勸我離開當尼

337
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,809
離開他的是你，不關我事，以自己為榮吧

338
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,602
好吧，我的確以自己為榮

339
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,521
太好了，好吧，繼續注意別再討好人

340
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,775
你去死吧，講笑而已，我不會討好人，拜

341
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,278
她收線了，好吧

342
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,367
安妮，請入去，我轉頭過來找你

343
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,829
-占，占寶，好嗎？唏
-唏

344
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:03,709
是這樣的，我簽了離婚協議，正式完成了

345
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:04,960
-太好了
-對

346
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,588
我跟拜仁說他會成為基佬之恥

347
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,214
若他不能連續兩晚跟我去玩

348
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,799
我們約好今晚去我家

349
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:13,093
我們會飲幾杯啫喱烈酒慶祝

350
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:14,553
你會來嗎？

351
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,722
-就像是離婚派對，正是
-沒錯

352
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,933
老實講，我要先去朋友的腦腫瘤活動

353
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:23,604
真是負面，但我不會被掃興的

354
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,190
-遲些見，拜
-好吧

355
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,817
安妮，唏

356
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:37,075
-可以談談嗎？
-我講過了，我通過測試

357
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,744
不需要你再教訓我

358
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,329
是關於嘉比

359
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,749
我本來還期待跟你爭論

360
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:44,833
沒錯，看得出

361
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,296
媽媽說若我科學考試不合格
就不准我再吃避孕藥

362
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:53,717
但那太可怕了，我一停藥就會再爆暗瘡

363
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,385
那樣也算是避孕吧

364
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:58,347
少來這一套，高中男生才不管你有無樣貌

365
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,431
我知

366
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,602
別進來大屋，而且你怎會回來了？

367
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,396
退伍軍人宿舍無位，所以我要多留一陣

368
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,689
好極

369
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:12,444
我很高興你在這裏
我叫心瑪，你點稱呼？

370
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,695
別搞我

371
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,323
一試無妨嘛

372
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:22,246
怎麼了？他幾靚仔
我會讓他入住我的宿和舍

373
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,582
你會甚麼？

374
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,709
好吧，我們要即刻影張相

375
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,419
-天啊
-真可愛

376
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,338
天啊

377
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,811
嘉比想我今晚出席她的離婚派對

378
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,605
-所以呢？
-我不想去，感覺很假

379
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:51,567
我可以保證，嘉比真的要離婚

380
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,693
這令我很嬲

381
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:56,572
合情合理，離婚往往最難為同事

382
00:19:56,655 --> 00:20:00,117
她完全逃避情緒，假裝為此而超級興奮

383
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,244
-我知你想講甚麼
-你錯了

384
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,663
我有情緒反應是因為嘉比選擇結束婚姻

385
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,666
-我卻沒機會選擇
-好吧，你真的知道

386
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,712
別這樣吧，小子
別人怎樣面對悲傷不由得你決定

387
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,674
嘉比想裝作勇敢，關人甚麼事？

388
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:20,345
而我呢，我會難過一陣子，然後面對現實

389
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,389
但我會像英雄一樣面對它

390
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,268
但你呢，無人知道你怎樣面對悲傷

391
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,103
你根本還未開始

392
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:31,607
你說甚麼？我悲傷了一整年

393
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,859
不，你一直麻木自己

394
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,613
毒品、酒精、女人

395
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,448
我講過沒再碰了

396
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:44,661
對，但你改為過度干涉病人的生活

397
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:48,332
我今晚未必能夠笑著出席

398
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,918
主角不是你，是她

399
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,044
你會去嗎？

400
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,546
她沒邀請我，謝天謝地

401
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,133
但我可以教你一個方法，可以幫你熬過

402
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,552
需要大概15分鐘

403
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:07,392
選一首歌，慘到無朋友的歌
然後好好面對內心的感受

404
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:13,023
唏，Siri
播放菲比布列傑斯的《我知道結局》

405
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,817
正在播放菲比布列傑斯的《我知道結局》

406
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,363
聽我講，我知你覺得不會有效

407
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,491
但若你敞開心扉就會

408
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,077
至次試一次給點膽量吧

409
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,299
你去死吧，菲比布列傑斯

410
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,387
你去死吧，菲比布列傑斯

411
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,181
去死吧

412
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:53,939
天啊，真對不起，你已經哭得這麼厲害？

413
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,984
不是，我剛才一直在哭

414
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,363
牠很可愛，牠有名字嗎？

415
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,198
戴力替牠改了名，是屎鼠

416
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,952
對，因為牠個樣似老鼠
而且會食自己的屎

417
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,663
她明白的，希望牠被領養後會改名吧

418
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,458
-或者不會，名字也很襯牠
-你下週會來看我的比賽嗎？

419
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,002
-我當然不會錯過
-好吧

420
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,631
親愛的，你餓嗎？食得夠多屎嗎？

421
00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:24,052
喂，你的鄰居女士經常這樣流連嗎？

422
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,471
沒錯，她代為照顧我一陣子

423
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,515
所以我偶爾會對她示好

424
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,059
你看，麗絲

425
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:34,229
我差點忘了告訴你，我的歷史科考A啊

426
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,523
你真叻女，我早知你一定掂

427
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:37,941
根本無考試

428
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,073
-抱歉，我還在這裏
-不緊要

429
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,450
很明顯不是

430
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,534
啊

431
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:52,956
不關你事，是我頭腦不清醒

432
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:57,461
我今日過得很開心
然後朋友擺我的笑相上網

433
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,214
我感到有點內疚，而且…

434
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,092
我不知道，我好似不應該笑

435
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,721
真難搞

436
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,432
我明白

437
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,104
或者儘量別再扔掉植物吧？

438
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,524
抱歉

439
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,444
但老實講，那棵植物比你媽媽死得更徹底

440
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,907
老友，有無搞錯？

441
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:29,493
可惡，真惡毒

442
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:32,162
對，那是甚麼？
你面上的是甚麼？是笑容嗎？

443
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,789
我不知你原來有牙

444
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,415
-“冷面小姐”
-我沒有笑

445
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:38,460
我是愛麗斯，我不會笑的
你是這樣的，我來扮你，我不笑

446
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:43,382
嘉比，我來到了

447
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:48,011
我說“離”時你說“婚”，離…

448
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:50,973
…婚

449
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:55,269
老實講，你不用在我面前假裝

450
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,603
我沒有假裝

451
00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:00,315
我只是感到內疚

452
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,945
我想講的是，假如此事
令尼高抑鬱症復發呢？

453
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,488
解決方法很簡單

454
00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:09,616
把你的快樂擱置一旁，永遠跟他一齊就得

455
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:11,869
你贏了，我會離婚

456
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:12,953
好嘢

457
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,621
又一次勝利

458
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:17,499
知道這件事最令人難受的是甚麼嗎？

459
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,417
不知，講我知吧

460
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,337
-算了吧
-別這樣，講出來吧

461
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:24,256
我真的…

462
00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,301
我真的很想念提雅

463
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,763
我真的很希望現在她在這裏

464
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,142
而不是你

465
00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:37,644
-搞錯？
-不

466
00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:42,774
聽我講，你不錯，但是她是我的閨密

467
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:44,526
我們無所不談

468
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,403
例如她知尼高的陰莖是怎樣

469
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,821
我知你的陰莖是怎樣

470
00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:49,239
明白

471
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,158
我真的很想念她

472
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:53,744
沒錯

473
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,121
我知，我不能跟你談這種事

474
00:24:56,205 --> 00:24:58,207
-不…
-是錯的，不由得我去講

475
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,666
你沒做錯…

476
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:04,129
你痛失摯友，我可以安慰你

477
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,549
唏，過來吧

478
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,347
你真的知道我的陰莖是怎樣？

479
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:14,932
沒錯

480
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:18,727
哈囉，離婚派對

481
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:21,688
對，應該不用戴那頂帽，我還是…

482
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:27,945
她怎樣講？

483
00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,489
好似是這樣

484
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,951
其實是這樣，是指向東

485
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,078
不見得比較好

486
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,415
好吧，應該夠了，多謝幫襯

487
00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:41,708
謝謝，祝今日愉快

488
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:50,259
-嗨，我不知你是否記得我
-嗨

489
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,595
好吧，講我知你是誰吧

490
00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:54,972
占美的超級盃派對

491
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:58,433
他的鄰居，你大讚自己的曲奇餅

492
00:25:58,517 --> 00:25:59,560
-麗絲
-麗絲

493
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:02,062
-我的曲奇餅很完美
-好吧

494
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,857
老實講，愛麗斯有講我知
你一直跟她傾談

495
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,651
和幫助她，她覺得你很有智慧

496
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,986
我的確是

497
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:12,948
我最近變得很依賴愛麗斯
或者太依賴了，我不知道

498
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:15,993
不是重點，總之我有個煩惱

499
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:20,414
但我不能找占美談
因為我最近太過干涉他的事

500
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,499
我完全想像不到

501
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:25,460
聽住，我可能只是過慮
他只是在那裏幾天

502
00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:29,047
但我見到他們一齊，似乎很有調情意味

503
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:32,342
我需要你話我知一切安好

504
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:36,471
-一切安好
-真的嗎？ 好吧，好極

505
00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:39,183
我完全不知我們在講甚麼

506
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,643
那個後生仔阿桑住在他們家

507
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:46,565
我不知道

508
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:48,400
弊了

509
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,325
-唏，保羅
-你讓病人搬進你家？

510
00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:01,371
-是泳池屋
-記得你應承過我甚麼嗎？

511
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:02,789
關於愛麗斯，我記得

512
00:27:02,873 --> 00:27:06,960
你不會讓你的叛逆治療作風

513
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,712
危害她的幸福

514
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:12,299
你為何就是不能以女兒為先？

515
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:16,053
老實講，我受夠你了

516
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,680
受夠我？到底是甚麼意思？

517
00:27:18,764 --> 00:27:21,391
我還未知，我只知不想再跟你說話

518
00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:24,269
好吧，你可以聽我解釋嗎？

519
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:26,813
喂

520
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:30,984
你真的不應我？你知道這樣有多幼稚嗎？

521
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:33,195
我沒所謂，再見

522
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,905
且慢，我話你知，等等

523
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,782
怎麼了？你不高興是因為…

524
00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:39,159
我處事踩界，你沒有干涉我的事嗎？

525
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:42,162
你以為我不知愛麗斯
怎會學識那個15分鐘療法嗎？

526
00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:45,207
保羅，你一直背住我跟她傾談

527
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:48,001
正是，那又如何？你有話要說嗎？

528
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,045
沒錯，老實講，我有啊

529
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:55,676
多謝你

530
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:06,854
好味

531
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,107
唏，想食蛋糕嗎？

532
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,569
麗絲送過來恭喜我
在虛構歷史科測驗考A

533
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,659
（亞倫：你說得對，週四見）

534
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,748
一齊食蛋糕吧

535
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,006
保羅

536
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,133
你是認真的嗎？

537
00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:40,345
你應該鎖車，以防變態伯父走上車

538
00:28:40,429 --> 00:28:44,141
保羅，你在帕莎甸娜不能
四圍登上黑人女子的Tesla

539
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:47,978
介意我從今日起搭你順風車返工嗎？

540
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:53,275
我通過了駕駛測試，但我不想這樣死

541
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,820
我要死得像英雄

542
00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:59,573
-你想談談嗎？
-我不想

543
00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:03,660
（占美萊德手機）

544
00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:10,000
唏，保羅，是占美，又再拒接我的電話？

545
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:13,128
我明白你為何大為緊張
我真的明白，但你反應太大了

546
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,756
愛麗斯和阿桑相處得很融洽

547
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,843
我也開始好過一點，我的病人都活得很好

548
00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:22,513
聽住，老友，我用的方法有效

549
00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:35,984
我轉頭打給你

550
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:39,363
走吧，趕快走吧

551
00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:41,532
可惡

552
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:26,577
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