1 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,937 I barely slept. You snored like crazy. 2 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,647 That's impossible. I don't snore. 3 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,941 -Right. Must've been me. -Yeah. 4 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,025 Yeah. 5 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,444 -Bye. -Bye. 6 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,321 Hey. How goes it, Derek? 7 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,989 Great! My wife has no faults. 8 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,741 Happy for you, man. 9 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,285 Morning. What's going on? 10 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,249 So you were right about Alice crushing on Sean. 11 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,126 Wait, don't move. Don't move. 12 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,629 -Jesus Christ. -Oh, my God! Oh, shit! 13 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,047 It's so early, Liz. 14 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,383 Come on, come on. 15 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,093 -Fuck me. -Come, come, come. 16 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:56,265 -We fucking told you. -We were supposed to say it together. 17 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:59,226 I'm sorry. I just got-- I got so excited about roasting him. 18 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,103 -What are you doing here? -Funny you should ask. 19 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,814 -Last night, we got pretty twisted… -"Shmammered." 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,275 …and I would feel pretty self-conscious about it, 21 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,944 but I feel like this was meant to be. 22 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,364 It's like God had a plan for you to see Jimmy eat shit. 23 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:13,448 Wow. 24 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,917 You know what? Go ahead and gloat because the longer you do, 25 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,544 the later you are to pick up Paul for work. 26 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,423 Oh, fuck! Oh, no! 27 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,301 -Yeah. Drive safe, you asshole. -Shut up! 28 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:33,844 Hope he's so mad, he woofs at you! 29 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,513 Sometimes Paul gets so mad, he woofs at you. 30 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:41,727 -Okay. Listen, you trust Sean, right? -I do, yeah. 31 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,145 So don't sweat this crush thing. 32 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,606 I know. I mean, I will. 33 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,608 -But don't. -Thanks, Liz. 34 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,446 Your husband's asleep in the driveway. 35 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,864 He's not bothering anybody. 36 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:02,581 Just trying to be a good grandfather. What can I get for his birthday? 37 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,667 -Did you get Doritos? -What? Yes, I got Doritos. 38 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,419 -What? -Mason wants Doritos. 39 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,213 -For his birthday? -No, 40 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,547 he wants a Switch. 41 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,341 What the fuck is a Switch? 42 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,426 It's a gaming console that all of his friends have. 43 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,011 Why don't I get him some money? 44 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,596 He likes money, doesn't he? 45 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,348 Sure. Great. 46 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,309 -Where is she? -Where's who, Dad? 47 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:26,021 Oh, my co-worker's been driving me to work, and she's not here. 48 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,523 Why is she driving you to work? 49 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:30,984 She wants company. 50 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,611 And she chose you? 51 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,322 I'm fun in a car. I do punch buggy. 52 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,241 Come on. What is going on? Is everything okay? 53 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,827 Nothing's going on. My car's in the shop, that's all. 54 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,165 -Wait. She's here. -Dad. 55 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,960 -I'll talk to you later. -Bye. 56 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:52,256 Oh, my gosh. Paul, I'm so, so sorry. 57 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,424 I just need to take a quick shower and change my clothes, 58 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,386 and then I'm gonna make a green juice. Do you want one? I'm so sorry. 59 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,556 Woof. 60 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,045 It's awful. 61 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,298 You're crazy. I think it's cute. 62 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,884 Hey. How are you two? 63 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,137 Sean hates his new license photo. Tell him it's good. 64 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,555 Okay. 65 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,808 Sean, you look great in this license photo. 66 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,270 Your cheekbones are poppin'. Poppin', poppin'. 67 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,647 And the fact that you're an organ donor makes you even hotter. 68 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,444 Why do you have to make things so weird? 69 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,073 I-- It was a-- It was a weird assignment. 70 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,366 Dude! 71 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,163 You okay? 72 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,875 Yeah, it's my dad. He keeps hitting me up to get together. 73 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,921 One minute, he's kicking me out. The next, he being all nice and shit. 74 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:17,341 Sean, you should stay mad at your dad for as long as you can. 75 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,259 -Really? -No. 76 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,552 Don't do that. It's annoying. 77 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:24,014 Look, I relate-- I'm in a really dysfunctional relationship 78 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,891 with Paul at the moment. But you know what? 79 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,977 Neither of us are getting anywhere just sitting here being resentful, right? 80 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,187 I mean, I kinda like it. 81 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,188 I know. It's so good. 82 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,442 But maybe we gotta, like, dive in, you know? 83 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,652 Get things moving forward. 84 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,320 You think I should see my dad? 85 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,072 Yeah, why not? You know what, let's be brave. 86 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:41,698 You and me, okay? 87 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,493 We'll grab these relationships by the balls, right? 88 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,036 Like-- 89 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,915 Still so fucking weird. 90 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,544 -It's pretty weird, man. -Yeah. 91 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,256 I mean, it's weird when you-- when I see it. 92 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,677 And when I confronted him about the cheating, he wasn't even sorry. 93 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,638 He was like, "Yeah, so? She's hot." 94 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,849 That was a dream. It never happened. 95 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,935 Yes, but where did my subconscious get the idea? 96 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,021 Okay, yeah. Donna, I'm gonna have to side with Mark here. 97 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,816 Don't celebrate. 98 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,943 -Can I have just, like, a little joy? -No. 99 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,736 And Donna, the dream thing. 100 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,197 Why don't you just take a nap and see if dream Mark apologizes? 101 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:25,325 He won't. Dream Mark is an asshole. 102 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,744 Well, in my dreams, you're awesome. 103 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,830 The only difference is your hands are pizza slices 104 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,164 that regenerate when I eat them. 105 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,499 We're done with dreams, all right? 106 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,793 No more talking about dreams for the rest of this session. 107 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,296 You lived together for years before you got married, 108 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,755 and you never argued this much. 109 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,632 -She wasn't as crazy. -That's not helpful. 110 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,509 -Point for me. -Don't do that. 111 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,594 There is no point system. 112 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,430 I don't know where you guys picked that up, so please stop. 113 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,599 Listen, when you guys were living together, 114 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,101 I think you guys knew subconsciously that you could leave. 115 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:54,813 But now you're married, so all of your issues just get magnified. 116 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,691 I think the best thing for you two to do 117 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,569 is share your insecurities with each other and process them together. 118 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,112 Do you and your husband do that? 119 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,823 You betcha. 120 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:08,535 "You betcha"? Who the fuck says "you betcha"? 121 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,996 -Reba McEntire. -True. 122 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,166 You know, what I should've said was, "Marriage is a big-ass pit of misery, 123 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,127 and that's why I got divorced because it slowly sucks away your soul 124 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:20,589 until you wake up one day and you don't even recognize yourself in the mirror." 125 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,007 That's what the fuck I should've said. 126 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,967 No, you shouldn't say that. That's stupid. 127 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,303 Come on, Paul. Cheer me up a little bit. 128 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,638 -Please. -Gaby. 129 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:32,392 Marriage is an institution that was created back when people died young. 130 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:37,648 It was built on land ownership, and procreation. 131 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:42,653 These days, it's mainly used to subjugate women and sell air fryers. 132 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,030 God. You suck at pep talks, you know that? 133 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,990 -Yeah, I do. -That's okay, though, 134 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,035 'cause it takes the sting out of the fact that you're Jimmy's mentor and not mine. 135 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,954 I'm not Jimmy's mentor. 136 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,497 You are, and you love it. 137 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,041 You know, when I started here, you and Jimmy were already tight. 138 00:06:56,124 --> 00:07:00,379 You know, cool white guys talking about how much you guys like Nina Simone. 139 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,756 -I love Nina Simone. -And you know what? It's fine. 140 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,384 If I had my choice, you wouldn't be my mentor anyway. 141 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,718 -No? -No. 142 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,762 I would choose somebody who looked like me. 143 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,055 Well, that makes sense. 144 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,822 You know, when I was in grad school, 145 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,657 all my professors were cranky, old white guys. 146 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,658 I hate those guys. 147 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,871 Hey, Paul. How are ya? 148 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,957 Good? Good. Me too. Hey, Gabs. Good to see ya. 149 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,670 So, I was out in the hallway and I was gonna come in and ask you for help. 150 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,255 My patient, Grace, won't respond to me. 151 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,466 And then it occurred to me that you're not talking to me about patients, 152 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,676 so I decided not to come in. 153 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,011 Yet here you are. 154 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,304 Yet here I am. 155 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,891 Listen, Paul. I know you think that I've made some bad choices, 156 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,769 but can we please just move forward? 157 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,649 It's the buzzer. 158 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,526 I gotta be honest, I don't love the buzzer, Paul. 159 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,737 Then you should say things that I agree with. 160 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,074 -Can you not do that right now? -It's funny. 161 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,327 You know what, Paul? 162 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,787 I used to think that I knew how you felt about me, 163 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,039 but I guess I was wrong. 164 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,626 And that's okay, because I don't need your advice 165 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,544 and I don't need your validation. 166 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:25,714 So how about henceforth, going forward, you and I, 167 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,716 we just don't talk at all? 168 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,343 'Kay. 169 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,392 -I don't want this. Take this. -Bye, Paul. 170 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,520 You know, you can be a real dick sometimes, Paul. 171 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,063 Sometimes? 172 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,692 -Bye, babe. -Bye. 173 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,905 Hey. Is this bow tie cute, or do I look like Smithers from The Simpsons? 174 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,073 It's very cute. 175 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,660 -You didn't even glance at me. -I didn't? 176 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,579 I am in danger of looking like an animated character 177 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:00,666 who's worn the same clothes for 30 years. Please? 178 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,293 Just-- Come on, look. Is it cute? 179 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,297 -Oh, wow. -Is it working? 180 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,882 -Yes. -Thank you! 181 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,887 Yes. You are so cute. 182 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,222 Thanks. You're the best. 183 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,642 -How'd you get so lucky, huh? -Everything goes my way. 184 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,479 What? 185 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:26,108 Nothing. Just love you. 186 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,112 Good. Everyone's here. 187 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:34,408 Sorry to interrupt you at work, but I have huge news. So sorry, not sorry. 188 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,660 "Sorry, not sorry" is something nobody says anymore, 189 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,497 so I want you… that from your vocabulary. 190 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,958 But I can still pull it off. I have the ability to say things 191 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,878 with an undercurrent of irony so you know I'm in on the joke. 192 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:50,841 La, la, la. Is this your fucking podcast? Speed it up. People got shit to do. 193 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,509 I guess I'm just nervous to tell you guys 194 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:57,222 because you just split up with Nico and Jimmy's got the… 195 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:58,849 Dead wife. 196 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,061 Yeah, but you're my closest friends, so I'm just gonna say it. 197 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,274 I'm gonna propose to Charlie. 198 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,324 Seriously? Nothing? Do you hate love? 199 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,950 No, no. We're happy for you, man. 200 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,911 It's just that you said you're gonna propose to Charlie 201 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,662 a million times and it hasn't happened. 202 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,497 So, it's just-- It's starting to feel like… 203 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:26,627 -…what's the right word for this? -Little, itty-bitty, baby-bitch bullshit. 204 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:27,961 Yeah, that. Exactly that. 205 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,005 I have to go because I have a session at 10 a.m. 206 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,007 -that's actually gonna happen. -Zing. 207 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,550 -You're a monster. -Sorry, not sorry. 208 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,760 -Wow, he nailed it. -No, no. 209 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,013 I take that back. I thought it was dead, but it seems like it's got life to it. 210 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,892 I'm buying the ring and then I'm rubbing it in your fucking faces. 211 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,602 It's a cool story to tell your kids. 212 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,728 -I'm leaving now. -Okay. 213 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,729 Walking out backwards. 214 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,273 -You are going to hit the door. -Not a care in the world. Did it. 215 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,191 Wow. 216 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,235 All right, Graham. Go long, young blood. 217 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,529 -Bet. -Yeah, keep going! 218 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,451 Yes. 219 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:00,911 You never let me skip school. 220 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,790 He's only skipping art class. Plus, he misses you. 221 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,500 I miss him, too. 222 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,003 You good? You look good. 223 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,422 I am good. Moving forward. 224 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,133 -Yeah. Keep it up. -Will do. 225 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,844 Dad. Did you give him the present? 226 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,096 -Boom! Timing is everything. -The present? 227 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,014 Y'all got me a present? You jumping around like that. 228 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,516 What you get me? Some more socks? 229 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,477 Well, your mother did all the work. 230 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,479 She'd be really upset if I didn't mention that. 231 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:31,441 And she had your medals framed. 232 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:38,991 Remember when things get tough, this is who you are. A hero. 233 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:41,827 Thanks, Pop. 234 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:46,623 -Actually, I gotta go. -Why? 235 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,750 -Sean. -Yeah. I gotta-- I love you guys. 236 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,044 All right. We'll catch you next time. 237 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,505 -You thirsty? -Yeah. Can I have fruit punch? 238 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:55,549 -Yeah. You look good out there. -Thank you. 239 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:20,449 Hey, can you cover for me with Mr. Alto? I'm ditching class. 240 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,869 Come here. I love this for you. 241 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,706 Ta-da. 242 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,335 -It's still perfect, Keith. -It is. 243 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,087 So, do you want it? 244 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,801 I do not. 245 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,971 How can I help you, Reggie? What's going on? 246 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,097 A few weeks ago, 247 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,601 I randomly started getting this crippling anxiety in the mornings. 248 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,686 Sometimes it's hard to even leave my room. 249 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,940 Are you following the routines that we mapped out for you? 250 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:53,899 A hundred percent. 251 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,901 Anything else in your life change? 252 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,278 Now that you mention it… 253 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,948 What do you mean, Chipotle has a keto bowl? 254 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:06,036 That just makes it easier, doesn't it? Okay. I see you, Chipotle. 255 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,374 -Hey. -Hi. 256 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:16,380 Is that a child's computer with the stickers and all? 257 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,341 We're not gonna get into the whole sticker-laptop thing again, okay? 258 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,220 -What can I do for you? -So, I just saw this old patient of mine. 259 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:27,349 His psychopharmacologist changed his meds for no good reason. 260 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,393 Completely fucked up his brain chemistry. 261 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,271 -I don't know why these dipshits think-- -Wait, wait. 262 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,272 -Hold on. -What? 263 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,232 You never come in here to talk to me about your patients. 264 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,608 Sure. I come in here all the time. 265 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,985 Only to criticize my laptop stickers 266 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,736 and ask why I have so many scrunchies on my lamp. 267 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,072 Why do you have so many scrunchies on your lamp? 268 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:46,952 I like the way they soften the lines of a-- Wait, no. 269 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,330 Okay. 270 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,583 I know exactly what the fuck's going on here. 271 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,252 -You do? -You used to only consult with Jimmy. 272 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,879 And now, you're just in here with me 273 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,797 because you pushed him away and now you miss him. 274 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,924 -No, I don't miss him. -Yeah, you do. 275 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,343 And I value your professional opinion. 276 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,764 Do you know just how bad I have wanted to hear you say something like that? 277 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,433 But not like this, okay? 278 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,853 You just waltz up in here with your "You up?" energy, 279 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,938 and you expect me to drop my panties? 280 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,065 What the fuck is going on here? 281 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,402 I'm not your sloppy seconds. I think you should go. 282 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:25,699 All right? I don't even trust myself with you for another second. 283 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,534 Get. Please. 284 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:38,003 Look, I like your scrunchies. I just don't understand them. 285 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,301 Which patie-- No, no. Bye. 286 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,640 -Jimmy? -I'm sorry, I know this is 287 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,476 inappropriate, but it's the only way I could think of to get you to talk to me. 288 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,478 I'm about to show a house. 289 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,812 I know. To me. 290 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,481 You're Kevin Lactaid? 291 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,483 I'm terrible at making up fake names. 292 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,528 Look, I'm sorry I lied to you. 293 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,905 What was I supposed to do? He's my husband. I love him. 294 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,907 Grace, I understand. 295 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,534 I just got so embarrassed. 296 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,869 'Cause you said if I was with him, you couldn't be my therapist. 297 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,329 I know that's what I said. 298 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,541 Okay, look, if you need me, I can be here for you. 299 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,625 No judgment. 300 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,753 Please, please. 301 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,757 -Well, is my time still open? -Fuck, yeah. 302 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,051 I'm sorry. 303 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,846 Hello? Yeah, this is him. 304 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,474 Okay, I appreciate you letting me know. 305 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,520 I have to go. My kid cut school. 306 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,189 Don't worry. I used to cut school all the time, 307 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,984 mainly to have sex in Donny's van. Not this Donny. 308 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:45,112 'Cause I didn't know him in high school. It was actually a different Donny. 309 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,697 Yeah, I have to go. 310 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,118 Bye. 311 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,162 My dad is all over the place. 312 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:58,292 Like, why would you ask to see me and I still can't even come home? 313 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,794 It's really fucking with my head. 314 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,714 Yeah, dads are crazy. 315 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,301 It's like my own father doesn't even know who I am. 316 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,303 No one does. 317 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:11,972 I do. 318 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,854 Hey, how high you think that is? 319 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,690 I don't think we're supposed to go in there. 320 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,568 Yeah, aight. 321 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,799 Hey, be careful. 322 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,971 -Holy shit. -Sean! 323 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,557 -You should come up. -No, thanks. 324 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:56,975 Your loss. 325 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,690 Sean, please come down! 326 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,567 Nah. I'm going higher. 327 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,654 This isn't funny! Don't go any higher. 328 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,323 Calm down. It's fun. Check this out. 329 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,866 Sean! 330 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,827 Holy shit! Wow! 331 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,371 Fuck. 332 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,122 Whoa, this is fucking crazy. 333 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,167 Okay, I have to go. 334 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,546 Hi. Hello. 335 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,674 Your school called to tell me that you ditched class. 336 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,009 So, would you care to explain yourself, young lady? 337 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,762 -Young lady? -Yeah, that's right. I'm doing it. 338 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:38,225 I didn't think I'd ever have to, but now I am. Young. Lady. 339 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,602 Dude, I skipped English. And I have a 98 average. 340 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:43,230 And tomorrow, I'll just tell him I was sad and he won't punish me. 341 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,023 And neither should you because a month ago, 342 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,109 I was cleaning your cocaine off of a picture of Meemaw. 343 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,527 So, can we move on? 344 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,197 Deal. 345 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:59,371 -Where were you? -Sean saw his dad and it set him off. 346 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,290 So, we went on a walk. 347 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,127 Just a walk? Just a jaunty little walk around the neighborhood? 348 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,546 I see what I'm doing with my body. I'm gonna stop. It's weird. 349 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,259 Cool dad. Talk to me. 350 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,512 I'm worried about Sean. He really freaked me out. 351 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,058 I don't think I like hiking 352 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,186 when I can't make people stop and look for rocks. 353 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,520 Oh, my gosh. 354 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:28,775 Liz, for the last time, we are not looking for rocks. All right? 355 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570 -She likes rocks. -In what way? 356 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,531 Don't worry about it. Did you buy the ring? 357 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,241 She told me everything. 358 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,286 -I am obsessed. -Why is Liz here? 359 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,330 -Don't try and avoid the subject. -What? 360 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,416 -Did you buy a ring? -Yeah. Yes. 361 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,876 You know what that sounds a lot like? 362 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,836 -No, what? -The basketball you got Alice. 363 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,005 -Am I allowed to clap? -Please let me do it with you. Please. 364 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,257 -What? No-- -Show us the ring! 365 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,675 Okay, don't love you as friends. 366 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,803 You two are annoying. But whatever this is, it's working. 367 00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,641 Look, I'm just saying. If you can't pull the trigger, then maybe 368 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,684 -Charlie is not the right guy for you. -Agreed. 369 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,687 You know that Charlie is the right guy for me. 370 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,232 Okay, then maybe there's some trauma-informed avoidance going on. 371 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,526 -Is there? -Maybe. Fuck, yeah. 372 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,738 Okay, stop. Maybe I don't wanna take advice about marriage 373 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,740 from someone who just… You know. 374 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,326 Are you divorce-shaming me, dude? 375 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,411 Don't fucking dare. 376 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,080 -He did dare. -I should go. 377 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,582 -Yeah. -I'm sorry, Gaby. I'm sorry. 378 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,584 Don't follow me. 379 00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,672 I know what would make you feel better. 380 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,383 For the last time, I'm not looking for rocks. 381 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,467 Oh, come on! 382 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:46,520 Howdy. Hot tubs are supposed to make people happy. 383 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,814 What makes you think I'm not fuckin' happy? 384 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,941 The question. The way you asked it. 385 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,151 The way you put "fuckin'" right in front of "happy." 386 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,738 -Kinda giveaways. -I'm good. 387 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,409 Dangle off any water towers lately? 388 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:01,952 Alice rat me out? 389 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,830 No. No. I follow the water tower on Twitter. 390 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,331 It's been quiet for a while. 391 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,876 So when I got the alert, I got fucking psyched. 392 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,670 Wanna talk about it? 393 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,797 You told me you were gonna stop pushing me. 394 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:17,384 And then you push me to go and see my dad, and that was all kinds of fucked up. 395 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,428 Yeah? Why? What happened? 396 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,096 See? You pushing me again. 397 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,266 Well, you know what? If you do something dangerous, I'm your doctor. 398 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,976 I gotta-- kinda just come check on ya. 399 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,769 Maybe you shouldn't be my doctor anymore. 400 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,271 You're gonna fire me, Sean? What? 401 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,690 It's gonna be awkward when we see each other in the kitchen. 402 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,027 You're right. I should not be living here. 403 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,323 Sean, I feel like we've been on a really good path lately. 404 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:43,827 I appreciate you putting me up, but I'll be gone in the morning. 405 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,287 Come on, man. What are you doing? 406 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:49,124 Nah. It's like you said. Just keep moving forward. 407 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,964 I can tell he's hurting. 408 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:59,051 But he's not talking to me and it's so frustrating. 409 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,513 -You gonna sit? -I'm mad. 410 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:04,640 You can be mad and sit. 411 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,186 I'm always mad. And I'm always sitting. 412 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,524 Dad tried to help. And now it's all fucked up. 413 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,610 And now Sean's moving out. And it's so stupid. 414 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,695 So you're angry with your father? 415 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,781 No. No, I'm angry at you. 416 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,200 Well, that's a twist. 417 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,620 I told him to ask you for help and he said you weren't speaking to him. 418 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,413 What the fuck, dude? 419 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,499 I just don't believe Sean should be living at your house. 420 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:31,583 Who gives a shit? 421 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:38,298 I finally felt ready to move forward and stop worrying about my dad. 422 00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,509 But I could only do that because I knew that he had you. 423 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,555 Why do you have to be such a stubborn asshole? 424 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:47,641 See? You can sit and be mad. 425 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,105 That hat is ridiculous. 426 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,861 Now you're just lying to hurt me. 427 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:07,369 Fine. If you're so desperate to psychoanalyze me, do it. 428 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,913 Don't come in here with an attitude like that. 429 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,166 All right, listen. I overstepped. 430 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,544 -No. -I tend to do that with people I love. 431 00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,588 It's something I'm working on. 432 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:21,258 So, we don't need to talk. Thanks for the coffee. 433 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,560 I was the gayest boy in Texas. 434 00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,980 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, you were. 435 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,690 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 436 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:45,115 -Hey. So, where you gonna go? -I don't know. 437 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,825 Well, there's no rush. You know, you can-- 438 00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,660 you can stay here while you figure it out. 439 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,496 -No more talking. -Okay. 440 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,502 -These are cool. What are these? -What did I just say? 441 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,295 I didn't know that asking counted as talking. 442 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,880 Talking counts as talking. 443 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,134 Jimmy. I let myself in. 444 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,388 -Hey. -I stole these from your fridge. 445 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,391 -Sean, you want a beer? -Yeah. 446 00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:14,478 I was way too terrified to be gay in college. 447 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,313 Oh, my God. Now everybody's gay in college. 448 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,399 -I know. It sounds so fun. -Yeah. 449 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:23,028 I didn't even come out to my parents until after graduation. 450 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,573 All love, no shade, but how the fuck did they not know? 451 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,618 'Cause back then I wore baseball caps and talked like this. 452 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,036 Oh, shit. 453 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,996 -Yeah. -Straight Brian sounds really hot. 454 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,831 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. That's doing it for me. 455 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:40,128 Anyway, my parents are super religious. 456 00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:43,257 So, I knew it would take them a while to come around. 457 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:48,136 But… I didn't know I'd still be waiting. 458 00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:53,600 But how do we go from there to you becoming someone who says, 459 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:57,396 "Everything goes my way" so much that we all literally wanna dropkick you? 460 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,231 Easy. Everything does go my way. 461 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,316 Because… 462 00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:07,531 I haven't taken another big risk since. 463 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,659 That way, I never get hurt. 464 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,078 -Interesting. -Is that-- 465 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:16,331 Is-- Is that the trauma-informed avoidance 466 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,583 that you were talking about? 467 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,960 I mean, I fucking told you so. It's 100% textbook. 468 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:23,839 I love Charlie so much, but he could say no. 469 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,465 -He would be insane… -Right. 470 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:26,466 …but he could. 471 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:30,429 Or he could say yes and then it ends up not working out. 472 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,472 I mean, look at you. Sorry. 473 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:36,518 No, it's okay. My marriage was, like, a literal dumpster fire. 474 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:40,022 But honestly, I would absolutely risk it again. 475 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,482 -Really? -Yeah. 476 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,902 -It was worth it. -Okay. 477 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,404 -Okay. -Thank you. 478 00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:50,949 So I have to know. 479 00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:53,911 What was sex with straight Brian like? 480 00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:57,581 Thirty minutes of me pleasuring you, 481 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,917 then making an excuse to leave before it's my turn. 482 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,377 You sound perfect. Marry me. 483 00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:16,934 I worked with a lot of vets, son. 484 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:20,771 These aren't party favors. What did you do to get these? 485 00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,233 He's not gonna answer. 486 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,529 If you do answer, it's gonna piss him off. 487 00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,907 Some shit went down and I helped a couple buddies out. 488 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,242 Come on, man. 489 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:39,456 My dad brought those to me. And I don't even want 'em. 490 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,668 Why don't you want 'em? Don't you think you deserve these? 491 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:49,925 Jimmy tell you I have Parkinson's? 492 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,053 -No, he didn't. That sucks. -Yeah, it's not my favorite. 493 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:58,475 So, you know about it. This schmuck knows about it. 494 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,727 But I haven't been able to tell my own daughter. 495 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,730 -Why not? -I'm scared. 496 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:08,151 I'm afraid she won't see me the same way she used to. 497 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,445 So, I won't be just her father. 498 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,157 I'll be this sad old man that needs to be taken care of. 499 00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,328 And I know it's bullshit, but I'm stuck. 500 00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:24,835 Everybody thinks I was some kind of hero over there. 501 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,922 I was a completely different person. 502 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:32,676 And I was kicking in doors, dragging people into the street, 503 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,720 and I was pointing guns at kids. 504 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:38,182 For what? For nothing. Who fucking does that? 505 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:42,269 A scared-shitless 21-year-old kid. That's who. 506 00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:45,355 You're a good person. People love you. 507 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,485 And they're gonna love you regardless of what happened over there. 508 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,282 I still fucking hate myself every time I think about it. 509 00:26:57,034 --> 00:27:00,495 -So, what am I supposed to do? -The work. 510 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:06,001 We gotta overcome this emotional inertia. 511 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,669 You're lucky you got this guy. 512 00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:11,840 Thank you. Thanks so much, Paul. That's really kind of you. 513 00:27:11,924 --> 00:27:13,926 Sometimes it's okay if you don't chime in. 514 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,093 Sorry. 515 00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,013 Sean… 516 00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,851 I just want you to know that if there's anything, I'm-- 517 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,312 I'm here for you. 518 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,406 Hey, man. He's way better than you at this kinda stuff. 519 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,242 Yeah, no shit. 520 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,418 What? All of a sudden you're an expert on hats? 521 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:56,093 Hey, Meg. Oh, he got it? Good. 522 00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,887 Tell him not to spend it all in one place. 523 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,182 That's not why I called. 524 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,270 Is this-- Is this a good time? You got a minute? 525 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:08,897 Good. 526 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,067 Honey… 527 00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,030 I've got something I wanna tell you.