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我完全睡不好，你的鼻鼾聲很大

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不可能，我從不打鼻鼾

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-對了，肯定是我
-沒錯

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對

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-拜
-拜

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唏，戴力，好嗎？

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很好，我老婆永遠是對的

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你真幸運，老友

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早晨，甚麼事？

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你沒講錯，愛麗斯鍾意阿桑

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等等，別行開…

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-天啊
-天啊，弊

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現在晨早流流啊，麗絲

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快點來…

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-大鑊
-過來…

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-我們講過了
-我們應該一齊講的

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抱歉，我只是忍不住要嘲笑他

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-你怎會在這裏？
-問得好

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-昨晚我們飲到好醉
-爛醉如泥

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我覺得是自己的功勞

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但我覺得是註定的

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上帝要你看著占美自打嘴巴

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嘩

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我話你知，繼續得戚吧，因為你再不走

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就會遲接保羅返工了

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弊，慘了

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-對，小心駕駛啊，衰人
-收聲

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希望他嬲到會話你可惡

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有時保羅嬲就會叫“可惡”

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-好吧，聽住，你信任阿桑，對吧？
-沒錯

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那就別擔心暗戀一事吧

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我知，我會啊

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-但別擔心
-麗絲，謝謝

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你老公在車道睡著了

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他沒阻住任何人

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我想做個好公公，應送他甚麼生日禮物？

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-你有買薯片嗎？
-甚麼？我有買啊

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-甚麼？
-梅遜想要薯片

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-當生日禮物？
-不是

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他想要部Switch

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Switch是甚麼鬼？

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是遊戲機，他全部朋友都有

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為何我不直接給他錢？

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他鍾意錢吧？

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好啊，好極

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-她在哪裏？
-爸爸，你指誰？

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同事最近車我返工，但她未出現

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她為何車你返工？

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她想有人陪

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偏偏選你？

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跟我坐車很好玩
我見到金龜車會打人一拳

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夠了，怎麼了？一切安好嗎？

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沒事，我部車要維修而已

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-等等，她來了
-爸爸

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-我遲些再跟你傾
-拜

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天啊，保羅，十萬個抱歉

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我要快快沖個涼和換衫

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然後要榨五青汁，你要嗎？很抱歉

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可惡

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《誠實治療法》

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樣衰

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黐線，不知幾可愛

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唏，你們好嗎？

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阿桑不鍾意他新的車牌照
話他知很好看吧

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好吧

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阿桑，你的車牌照很好看

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你的頰骨很好看…

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而且你是器官捐贈者，所以更加索

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你為何要搞到如此尷尬？

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因為你的要求很兀突

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唉

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沒事吧？

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沒事，是我爸，他不斷約我見面

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之前趕我走，現在又這麼好

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阿桑，你可以嬲你爸多久就多久

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-真的嗎？
-不是

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別那樣做，很煩

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聽住，我明，我目前跟保羅的關係

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像水溝油一樣，但你知道嗎？

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我們兩個只顧抱怨
是不能解決問題的，對吧？

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其實我幾鍾意

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我知，感覺真好

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但或者我們要全情投入，明嗎？

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往前走一步

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我應該去見我爸嗎？

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有何不可？聽住，我們要勇敢

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你和我

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我們要抓緊這些關係，對吧？

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就好似…

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依然非常兀突

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-的確很兀突，老友
-對

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奇怪是因為我的視角

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我質問他出軌的事，他毫無歉意

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他說：“對，那又如何？她很索”

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是夢境，從沒發生過

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對，但我的潛意識怎會有這念頭？

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好吧，對，當娜，我在此事上撐馬克

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別得意忘形

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-我可以開心一陣嗎？
-不可以

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當娜，關於那個夢

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不如你小睡一陣
看看會否夢見馬克道歉？

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他不會，夢裏的馬克是衰人

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在我夢裏的你很正

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唯一的分別是，你雙手是薄餅

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我食完就會再生出來

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別再講夢境了，好嗎？

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今日剩餘時間都不講夢境

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你們未結婚前已同居多年

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而且從未這樣爭拗過

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-她以前沒這麼癲
-那樣講毫無幫助

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-我贏一分
-別那樣做

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我們沒有計分制

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我不知你們從何聽聞，但夠了

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聽住，你們同居時

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你們潛意識知道可以離開

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但現在結了婚，你們的問題都被放大了

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我覺得你們最應該做的事

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向對方傾訴你的不安全感，然後一齊應對

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你和丈夫會那樣做嗎？

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十萬個當然

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“十萬個當然”？誰會用那種字眼？

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-老一輩的歌手
-沒錯

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其實我應該講：“婚姻是超慘的墳墓

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所以我才離婚，它會慢慢榨乾你的靈魂

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直至你有天醒來，不再認得鏡裏的自己”

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我根本應該那樣說

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不應該，太愚昧了

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別這樣，保羅，逗我開心一陣吧

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-求求你
-嘉比

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婚姻這制度是早死的人建立的

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它是建基於土地擁有權和生育

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現在主要用來征服女人和推銷氣炸鍋

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天啊，你真是不識鼓勵人，你知道嗎？

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-我知道
-但不緊要

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因為你是占美的導師
而不是我的，所以我沒那麼難過

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我不是占美的導師

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你是，而且你很享受

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我最初來這裏時，你和占美已經很熟

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兩個有型白男大談有幾鍾意妮娜西蒙

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-我確實鍾意妮娜西蒙
-我話你知，不緊要

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若我有得揀，你不會是我的導師

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-是嗎？
-沒錯

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我會找個外表相若的人

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很合理

145
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（姬絲，覆我電話吧，姬絲）

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（姬絲，別這樣吧，姬絲）

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你知道嗎？我讀研究院時

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所有教授都是忟憎的老白男

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我好憎他們

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唏，保羅，你好嗎？

151
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好嗎？好極，我也是
唏，小嘉，見到你真好

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我剛才在走廊，決定進來找你幫忙

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我的病人姬絲不肯應我

154
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然後我想起你不會跟我談病人

155
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所以我決定不進來

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但你還是進來了

157
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我還是進來了

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聽住，保羅，我知你覺得我做錯決定

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但我們可以放下過去嗎？

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是蜂鳴器

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老實講，我不鍾意蜂鳴器，保羅

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那就講我認同的說話吧

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-現在不要笑，好嗎？
-搞笑嘛

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保羅，我話你知

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我曾以為知道你對我的情誼

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但原來我錯了

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不緊要，因為我不需要你的忠告

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也不需要你的認同

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所以不如從今以後，你和我

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不相往來，好嗎？

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好吧

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-我不想要，收回吧
-保羅，拜

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老實講，你有時真的很衰，保羅

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有時？

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-拜，寶貝
-拜

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唏，這蝴蝶結好看嗎？
還是好似《阿森家族》的史密瑟斯

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很好看

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-你半眼都沒望我
-是嗎？

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我有可能會似卡通人物

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他著同一套衫足足30年，求求你吧

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求求你，別這樣，望望，好看嗎？

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-嘩
-有型嗎？

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-有型
-謝謝

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對，你很可愛

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謝謝，你是最好的

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-你怎會如此幸運？
-一切在我掌握之中

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怎麼了？

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沒甚麼，愛你

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好極，全世界到齊

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抱歉，阻住大家工作
但我有重要消息，抱歉我不抱歉

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無人再講“抱歉我不抱歉”了

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所以我想你把它從你的字典鏟走

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但我還運用得宜，我能夠在說話時

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帶點不經意的諷刺
所以你知我暗地裏是講笑

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啦…你當自己做網台節目嗎？
講重點吧，大家要開工的

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我只是很緊張，要告訴你們

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因為你剛跟尼高離婚，而占美就…

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死老婆

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對，但你們是我最好的朋友
所以我要講出來

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我要向查理求婚

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有無搞錯？無反應？你們仇視愛情？

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不，我們替你高興，老友

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但你講過會向查理求婚

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一百萬次了，但你從未做過

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所以只是開始有點覺得…

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-應該點形容？
-有一丁點廢話

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對，沒錯，正是如此

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我要走了，我10點要見病人

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-是真有其事的
-好串

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-正一衰人
-抱歉我不抱歉

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-嘩，他用得很好
-不

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00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,013
我收回那句話
我以為已過時，但似乎又興起

213
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,892
我會買戒指，然後在你們面前曬命

214
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,602
這個故事好正，可以跟仔女講

215
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,728
-我走了
-好

216
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,729
倒後行

217
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,273
-小心撞門
-我不管，成功了

218
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,191
嘩

219
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,235
好吧，嘉咸，跑遠一點，初哥仔

220
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,529
-好
-對，繼續跑

221
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,451
好嘢

222
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:00,911
你從不讓我走堂

223
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,790
他只是走了美術堂，而且他掛住你

224
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,500
我也掛住他

225
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,003
你好嗎？面色不錯

226
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,422
我很好，有改善

227
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,133
-明白，繼續加油
-一定

228
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,844
爸爸，給他禮物未？

229
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,096
-砰，時機剛剛好
-禮物？

230
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,014
我有禮物？你跳得這麼開心

231
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,516
送甚麼給我？又是襪？

232
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,477
全是你媽做的

233
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,479
若我不講明，她會不高興

234
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:31,441
她裱起你的徽章

235
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:38,991
當日子難熬時，要記住你是誰，是英雄

236
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:41,827
謝謝，爸爸

237
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:46,623
-其實，我要走了
-點解？

238
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,750
-阿桑
-對，我愛你們

239
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,044
好吧，下次再見

240
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,505
-口渴嗎？
-口渴，可以飲賓治嗎？

241
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:55,549
-好，你的技術很好
-謝謝

242
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,681
（今日好差，想去散步嗎？）

243
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,768
（我要上英文堂）

244
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,314
（即是去不去？）

245
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:13,817
（去）

246
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:20,449
唏，可以幫我
向奧圖老師解釋嗎？我要走堂

247
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,869
過來吧，我好開心你這樣做

248
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,706
登凳

249
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,335
-還是完美，奇夫
-沒錯

250
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,087
那麼，要買嗎？

251
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,801
不買

252
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,971
雷治，我可以點幫你？發生甚麼事？

253
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,097
幾週前開始

254
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,601
我偶爾在早上忽然極度焦慮

255
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,686
有時甚至無法行出房門

256
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,940
你有跟足我們編排的流程嗎？

257
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:53,899
百分百跟足

258
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,901
你的生活有甚麼轉變？

259
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,278
講開又講…

260
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,948
墨西哥快餐店有生酮餐是甚麼意思？

261
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:06,036
那樣容易得多，不是嗎？
好吧，做得好，快餐店

262
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,374
-唏
-嗨

263
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:16,380
那是細路電腦嗎？有很多貼紙

264
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,341
別再談貼紙電腦，聽到未？

265
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,220
-有何貴幹？
-是這樣的，我剛見完一個舊病人

266
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:27,349
他的精神科醫生無故替他換藥

267
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,393
徹底搞亂了他的大腦化學物

268
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,271
-我不知這些白癡在想甚麼…
-等等

269
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,272
-等等
-甚麼？

270
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,232
你從未試過進來談你的病人

271
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,608
有啊，我經常進來

272
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,985
只是批評我的電腦貼紙

273
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,736
問我點解檯燈有這麼多頭飾

274
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,072
點解你盞檯燈有這麼多頭飾？

275
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:46,952
我鍾意它們令線條更柔和…等等，不

276
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,330
好吧

277
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,583
我明白發生甚麼事了

278
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,252
-是嗎？
-你以前只會問占美意見

279
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,879
現在你只剩下我

280
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,797
因為你把他推走，現在掛住他

281
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,924
-我才不掛住他
-你掛住啊

282
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,343
我重視你的專業意見

283
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,764
你知我有幾想聽到你那樣講嗎？

284
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,433
但不是這樣

285
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,853
你衝入來，帶著“未睡嗎？”的態度

286
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,938
然後就想我除褲？

287
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,065
你到底講甚麼？

288
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,402
我不是你的後備炮友，你走吧

289
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:25,699
聽到未？我甚至不敢再跟你相處多一秒

290
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,534
請你出去

291
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:38,003
其實我鍾意你的頭飾，只是不明白而已

292
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,301
哪個病人…不，拜

293
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,640
-占美
-抱歉，我知這樣

294
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,476
很不當，但我只能用這方法跟你傾

295
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,478
我準備帶人參觀間屋

296
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,812
我知，就是我

297
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,481
你是奇雲勒泰特？

298
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,483
我不識作假名

299
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,528
聽住，抱歉，我講大話

300
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,905
我可以點做？他是我丈夫，我愛他

301
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,907
姬絲，我明白

302
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,534
我覺得很難堪

303
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,869
你話若我不離開他，就不再做我的治療師

304
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,329
我知自己是那樣講

305
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,541
好吧，聽住，若你需要我，我都會支持你

306
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,625
不帶批判

307
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,753
求求你吧

308
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,757
-我的預約還有效嗎？
-當然有

309
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,051
抱歉

310
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,846
喂，對，我就是

311
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,474
好吧，多謝你話我知

312
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,520
我要走了，我個女走堂

313
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,189
別擔心，我以前經常走堂

314
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,984
主要是去當尼部車做愛，但不是這個當尼

315
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:45,112
因為我讀高中時未識他，是另一個當尼

316
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,697
明白，我要走了

317
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,118
拜

318
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,162
我爸一時一樣

319
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:58,292
為何要約我出來，但我還未可以回家？

320
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,794
真的搞到我好亂

321
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,714
沒錯，爸爸總是令人很亂

322
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,301
彷彿我爸爸不再了解我

323
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,303
無人了解

324
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:11,972
我了解

325
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,854
唏，你覺得它有多高？

326
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,690
我們不應該入去

327
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,568
沒錯

328
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,799
唏，小心啊

329
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,971
-天啊
-阿桑

330
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,557
-你應該上來
-不用，謝謝

331
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:56,975
你走寶了

332
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,690
阿桑，求你下來吧

333
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,567
不，我要再爬上去

334
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,654
別胡鬧了，別再爬上去吧

335
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,323
冷靜點，很好玩，你看

336
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,866
阿桑

337
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,827
天啊，嘩

338
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,371
弊

339
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,122
嘩，真是黐線

340
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,167
好吧，我要收線了

341
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,546
嗨，哈囉

342
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,674
你學校打電話來說你走堂

343
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,009
姑娘，你可以解釋一下嗎？

344
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,762
-姑娘？
-沒錯，我是這樣講

345
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:38,225
我從沒想過要，但現在要，姑娘

346
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,602
老友，我走了英文堂，我的平均分有98分

347
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:43,230
明天我跟他說我不開心，他不會罰我的

348
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,023
你也不應罰我，因為一個月前

349
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,109
我幫你把嫲嫲張相上的可卡因掃走

350
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,527
當粉筆字抹掉吧

351
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,197
同意

352
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:59,371
-你去了邊？
-阿桑見完他爸後不開心

353
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,290
所以我們去了散步

354
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,127
只是散步？只是在附近行來行去？

355
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,546
我留意到自己的肢體語言
我會停，很奇怪

356
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,259
我是潮爸，講我知吧

357
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,512
我很擔心阿桑，他差點嚇死我

358
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,058
我不鍾意這樣行山

359
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,186
因為我不能叫大家停低找石頭

360
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,520
天啊

361
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:28,775
麗絲，講最後一次
我們不會找石頭，聽到未？

362
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570
-她鍾意石頭
-點解？

363
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,531
你別理吧，你有無買戒指？

364
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,241
她全都講我知了

365
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:39,286
-我很想知
-麗絲怎會來了？

366
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,330
-別扯開話題
-甚麼？

367
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,416
-你有無買戒指？
-有啊

368
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,876
你知道聽似甚麼嗎？

369
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,836
-是甚麼？
-你話送籃球給愛麗斯

370
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,005
-我可以拍手嗎？
-我要跟你一齊做

371
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,257
-甚麼？不要…
-給我們看戒指

372
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:53,675
好吧，你們真不夠朋友

373
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,803
你們很煩，但無論如何，的確有效

374
00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,641
我的意思是
若你開不了口求婚，那麼或者

375
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,684
-查理不是你的真命天子
-同意

376
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,687
你知道查理是我的真命天子

377
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,232
好吧，那麼或者有些創傷引致的逃避

378
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,526
-是嗎？
-或者，沒錯

379
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,738
好吧，夠了，或者我不想要你的婚姻建議

380
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,740
你剛…你懂的

381
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,326
老友，你在奚落我離婚嗎？

382
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,411
你真斗膽

383
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,080
-他很斗膽
-我要走了

384
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,582
-對
-抱歉，嘉比，是真的

385
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,584
別跟住我

386
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,672
我知點樣會令你開心一點

387
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,383
講最後一次，我不會找石頭

388
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,467
別這樣吧

389
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:46,520
哈囉，熱水浴應該會令人開心的

390
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,814
何以見得我不他媽的開心？

391
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,941
這個問題和你的話氣

392
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,151
你在“開心”前面加了“他媽的”

393
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,738
-很明顯吧
-我沒事

394
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,409
最近有從水塔晃來晃去嗎？

395
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:01,952
愛麗斯爆我大鑊？

396
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,830
不，我有追蹤水塔的推特專頁

397
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,331
它很久沒新動態

398
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,876
收到通知時，我不知幾興奮

399
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,670
你想談談嗎？

400
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,797
你講過不會再逼我

401
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:17,384
但你逼我去見我爸，然後一切都搞亂了

402
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,428
是嗎？點解？發生甚麼事？

403
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,096
看到吧？你又逼我了

404
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,266
老實講，若你做危險事，我是你的醫生

405
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,976
我要替你檢查一下

406
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,769
或者你不應再做我的醫生

407
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,271
阿桑，你要炒我？甚麼？

408
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,690
我們在廚房碰面時，氣氛會很尷尬

409
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,027
有道理，我不應留在這裏住

410
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,323
阿桑，我覺得我們最近進展良好

411
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:43,827
我感激你收留我，但我明早就會走

412
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,287
夠了，老友，何必這樣？

413
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:49,124
不，是你講的，要往前走

414
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,964
我看得出他很傷心

415
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:59,051
但他不肯講我知，真令人洩氣

416
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,513
-你會坐低嗎？
-我好嬲

417
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:04,640
嬲都可以坐低啊

418
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,186
我總是很嬲，而且經常坐低

419
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,524
爸爸試過幫忙，然後一切都差透了

420
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,610
現在阿桑要搬走，真是白癡

421
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,695
即是你嬲你爸嗎？

422
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,781
不，我嬲你

423
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,200
真沒想到

424
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,620
我叫他找你幫忙，他說你不肯理他

425
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,413
老友，有無搞錯？

426
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,499
我只是不覺得阿桑應該住在你家

427
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:31,583
關人甚麼事？

428
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:38,298
我終於覺得可以往前走，不再擔心我爸

429
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,509
但我可以那樣做，是因為我知他有你

430
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,555
你為何要這麼固執？

431
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:47,641
看到吧？你嬲都可以坐低

432
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,105
這頂帽醜樣到爆

433
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,861
你只是講大話來傷害我

434
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:07,369
算數，若你很想分析我的心理，來吧

435
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,913
別用那種態度走進來

436
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,166
好吧，聽住，是我踩過界

437
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,544
-不
-我經常對我愛的人那樣

438
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,588
我在努力改善

439
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:21,258
所以我們不用交談，多謝你杯咖啡

440
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,560
我在德州是基味最濃的男生

441
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,980
對…你的確是

442
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,690
對…

443
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:45,115
-唏，你打算去邊？
-不知道

444
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,825
不用急住走，你知你可以…

445
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,660
留到想到辦法才走吧

446
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,496
-別再說話
-好吧

447
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,502
-好型啊，是甚麼東西？
-我剛才說甚麼？

448
00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,295
我不知發問也算是說話

449
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,880
說話就是說話

450
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,134
占美，我自己進來了

451
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,388
-唏
-在你的雪櫃偷的

452
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,391
-阿桑，要啤酒嗎？
-好啊

453
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:14,478
身為基佬，我在大學時好驚

454
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,313
天啊，現在的大學人人都是基

455
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,399
-沒錯，聽似很好玩
-對

456
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:23,028
我到大學畢業後才向父母講出性取向

457
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,573
我絕無惡意，但他們怎會不知道？

458
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,618
因為我以前戴棒球帽和這樣說話

459
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,036
天啊

460
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,996
-對
-直男拜仁把聲好索

461
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,831
-是嗎？
-正是，很吸引我

462
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:40,128
總之，我父母是超虔誠教徒

463
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:43,257
所以我知他們花了點時間才接受

464
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:48,136
但是我不知自己還在等

465
00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:53,600
但那個你怎會變成一個

466
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:57,396
經常講“一切在我掌握之中”
令全世界都覺得煩的人？

467
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,231
很簡單，一切在我掌握之中

468
00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,316
因為…

469
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:07,531
我從此再沒試過冒險

470
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,659
那樣就不會受傷

471
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,078
-真有趣
-是否…

472
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:16,331
是否如你所講

473
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,583
是創傷引致的逃避？

474
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,960
我跟你講過了，你是最典型的例子

475
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:23,839
我很愛查理，但他可能會拒絕我

476
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,465
-那是他走寶…
-對

477
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:26,466
但有可能啊

478
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:30,429
抑或他會答應我，最終合不來

479
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,472
老實講，你就是例子，抱歉

480
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:36,518
不緊要，我的婚姻簡直是災難

481
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:40,022
但老實講，我絕對會再冒險多一次

482
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,482
-真的嗎？
-沒錯

483
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,902
-是值得的
-明白

484
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,404
-好吧
-謝謝

485
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:50,949
我很想知道

486
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:53,911
跟直男拜仁做愛是點樣？

487
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:57,581
我用30分鐘去滿足你

488
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,917
然後趁輪到我之前借故走人

489
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,377
聽似很完美，娶我吧

490
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:16,934
我醫過很多退伍軍人，後生仔

491
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:20,771
這些不是隨便頒發的，你怎會得到？

492
00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,233
他不肯答

493
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,529
若你答我就可以激嬲他

494
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,907
有事發生，我救了幾個同僚出來

495
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,242
搞錯啊，老友

496
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:39,456
是我爸帶給我的，我根本不想要

497
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,668
點解不想要？你不覺得自己值得嗎？

498
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:49,925
占美告訴過你，我有柏金遜症嗎？

499
00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,053
-沒有，真是不幸
-對，我也不想這樣

500
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:58,475
現在你知道，這個衰人都知道

501
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,727
但我一直無法講給女兒知

502
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,730
-點解？
-我怕

503
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:08,151
我怕她對我的觀感不再一樣

504
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,445
她會不再視我為爸爸

505
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,157
而是要人照顧的可憐老頭

506
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,328
我知很荒謬，但我不知點算好

507
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:24,835
人人都以為我在戰地是英雄

508
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,922
但我在那裏是另一個人

509
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:32,676
踢門衝入民居，把人拉到街上

510
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,720
用槍指住細路

511
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:38,182
為了甚麼？沒原因，誰會這樣做？

512
00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:42,269
是怕得要死的21歲後生仔

513
00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:45,355
你是好人，大家都愛你

514
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,485
無論在那裏發生甚麼事，他們都會愛你

515
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,282
每當我想起，我還是很憎自己

516
00:26:57,034 --> 00:27:00,495
-那麼我應該怎樣做？
-要下功夫

517
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:06,001
我們必須克服這種情緒惰性

518
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,669
你真幸運，有這人支持你

519
00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:11,840
謝謝，非常多謝你，保羅，實在太過獎了

520
00:27:11,924 --> 00:27:13,926
有時你不用插嘴的

521
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,093
抱歉

522
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,013
阿桑

523
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,851
我只想你知，無論有何需要，我都會…

524
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,312
我都會支持你

525
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,406
唏，老友，他比你在行得多

526
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,242
對，很明顯吧

527
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,418
怎麼了？你忽然變了帽子專家？

528
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:56,093
唏，美格，他收到了？太好了

529
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,887
叫他不要一次過花掉

530
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,182
我不是為此打給你

531
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,270
現在是時候傾嗎？有時間傾幾句嗎？

532
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:08,897
好吧

533
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,067
乖女

534
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,030
我有事要話你知

535
00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,576
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