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兄弟,有時候我只是一如往常地過日子

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突然會出現一個聲音或一種氣味
我就回去了

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我並不是回想起來

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我是說我真他媽的回到了那裡...

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傷害那些人

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你描述的這種回憶重現是很常見的

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這是我們大腦處理創傷的方式

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是啊,那我的大腦是個王八蛋

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大腦是一個充滿王八蛋的會議室

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有法官、評論員

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還有那個在房間尾說
“多吃點辣雞翅”的人

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儘管你才剛剛吃了一頓超飽的晚餐
我超恨那傢伙的

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要向前邁進,你就得...

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抱歉

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我現在腦子裡都是辣雞翅

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早安,你們在幹嘛?

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治療啊,就像你說的

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進展如何?

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爛透了

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我剛剛跟我女兒說了關於帕金森氏症的事

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情況如何?

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她下週要飛來這裡
確保我能受到最佳的照護

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所以也算是爛透了

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至少你面對痛苦了

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這是很重要的

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因為你如果不面對痛苦

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它就會在你最不注意的時候回頭來搞慘你

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- 你是在跟我,還是在跟尚恩說話?
- 我在跟尚恩說話

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- 因為你直接盯著我看耶
- 我愛看哪就看哪

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小子,你幹得很棒喔

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謝了

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還是尚恩

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也太需要關注了吧,天啊

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- 但這句是對我說吧,保羅
- 對

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《誠實診療室》

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{\an8}哇賽

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{\an8}抱歉,是這樣的,瑞克,我喜歡你

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{\an8}但四目相交時真是太戲劇性了

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{\an8}我覺得自己身處香水廣告中之類的

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{\an8}沒關係,我們可以放輕鬆點

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{\an8}- 好,好啊
- 好,好的

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{\an8}妳還好嗎?

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{\an8}我噴氣了,我以前好像從沒這樣過

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{\an8}抱歉

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{\an8}也許你可以親親我的脖子,我喜歡那樣

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{\an8}- 來親吧
- 好,親脖子

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{\an8}直接親

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{\an8}- 妳喜歡?是嗎?
- 不

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{\an8}抱歉,這不是你的錯
我剛剛在想嘴唇上的細菌有多噁

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{\an8}認真去想的話,其實挺噁心的

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{\an8}因為那差不多是整個生態系統了

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好吧,非常感謝你

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哇,好喔

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你們握手了?

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{\an8}對,我知道,通常應該是
在做完之後才握手才對

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{\an8}真是有禮貌

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{\an8}請容我說我很高興
妳選擇打給我傾訴這件事

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{\an8}是啊,我其他女生朋友都認識尼可

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{\an8}我不能讓他聽說我一直在

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{\an8}找男生啪啪啪,妳知道嗎?

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{\an8}我只聽到我是妳其中一個女生朋友

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{\an8}那個傢伙超帥的

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{\an8}我就是沒辦法...

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{\an8}天啊,怎麼沒有女生版的“站起來”?

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因為“來勁”一詞被類固醇給搶了

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- 我他媽有啥毛病啊?
- 沒有

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妳想要在早上來一發,誰會在早上做啊?

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妳不是要騙他跟妳結婚耶

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好

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又是莉茲要來接我

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莉茲啊

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她在起司店裡無套我

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你覺得無套是什麼意思?

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去對無意願跟自己說話的人套話

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不是

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- 嘿,保羅
- 嘿,莉茲

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我有東西要送你

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送我?

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小熊軟糖?

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我彼拉提斯教練的表妹的阿姨
患有帕金森氏症

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她說這些真的有助於緩解焦慮和震顫

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只要符合科學就好

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大麻熊

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嘿,最好的情況是它有幫助

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最糟的情況是你有點嗨起來
然後再買一頂那種帽子

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喝酒後別吃

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不然會吐

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- 嘿,莉茲
- 幹嘛?

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還有一件事

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別再無套我了,好嗎?

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但...

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- 他覺得那是什麼意思啊?
- 我不知道

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他說得好有自信耶

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哇,你終於買了

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跟我們說吧

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- 我們這次會給正確的反應
- 沒錯

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我要跟查理求婚

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好耶

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我相信你

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- 哇,你這個單一性伴侶的賤婆娘
- 是啊...

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兄弟,那你打算怎麼做?

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好,我要邀請我們所有的朋友去某個地方

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然後我要在他們面前求婚

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- 好耶
- 好喔

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如果他答應,就直接進行驚喜訂婚派對

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- 那如果他拒絕,你要怎麼辦?
- 我所有的朋友都在現場

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安慰我

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不管怎樣我都是主角

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很可惜,我們家不夠大,無法辦派對

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如果我認識某個有房子的人就好了

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你怎麼不說讓他來這裡辦派對?

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我不知道,這地方最近
沒什麼能開派對的氣氛

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老實說,我不確定自己
是不是已經準備好敞開大門歡迎大家

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但我們已經好多了呀

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我們?妳是說像是
我們兩個獨立個體的“我們”

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還是像“爹地與女兒”的
那種“我們”?

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我看到妳的表情了,我不應該說“爹地”

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是爸爸,爸爸與女兒的那種

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我懂了,妳不喜歡我說“的那種”

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- 不是
- 知道了

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拜託,你跟媽以前都會辦派對
媽很愛派對

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搬出媽來了?

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- 好啊,好啦,好,就辦吧
- 真的嗎?

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哇

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等等,驚喜訂婚派對要怎麼辦?

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要這樣辦

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查理以為這派對的原因
是因為你得了年度治療師

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哇,真是太扯了
小布,這種事情要怎麼評?

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- 對,所以才夠扯啊
- 好

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他以為我提早過來幫忙你布置,好多了

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好,當他到的時候,你就要坐在鋼琴這邊

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然後你會開始彈鋼琴

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- 很好
- 接著我會唱我們的歌

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- 《你是如此美麗》
- 謝了,但那是什麼歌?

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《你是如此美麗》

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你在開玩笑,但我卻沒發現

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我不正常了,應該要延後嗎?

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不要,嘿,你慌了

139
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呼吸...小布,來吧

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你想怎樣就怎樣,對吧?

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你瞧,所以你是年度治療師啊

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- 嘿
- 嘿

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妳覺得會有人在乎我今晚不參加派對嗎?

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你有什麼毛病啊?

145
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我的毛病是怕老人問我做什麼工作

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- 那又怎樣?
- 是啊

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我目前失業中

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而且住在我的治療師家裡的泳池屋

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因為我的暴力症頭發作,讓我進了牢

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艾莉絲,但妳好不好呢?
妳的夏天過得如何呢?

151
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我媽突然死掉了
所以我整個夏天都在尖叫跟哭

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- 聽起來真好玩,我們去了緬因州
- 對啊

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你還是該來參加

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如果有人問你艱難的問題

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我就改變話題,我來罩你吧

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好

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- 去換衣服
- 我換好了

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我去換衣服

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誰他媽的會這麼早到派對現場啊?

160
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嘿,你們是第一組到的人

161
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我們想要避開塞車時間

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我得趕著弄頭髮

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這樣我才能再聽一次這個笑話

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拜託,我沒有說過這個笑話啦

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吉米,我有嗎?

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我們想避開塞車時間

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總得有人來替派對開場啊

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好,進來吧

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你看吧,連吉米都討厭這個笑話

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- 你做了悲傷的表情給他看
- 這只是一般的表情,進來吧

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討厭

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嘿,爸

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哇,妳看起來超美的

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謝了

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好,你覺得你可以在太超過之前
見好就收嗎?

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- 妳看起來就像公主
- 為何?

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- 我們去喝一杯吧
- 好漂亮

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- 嘿,莉茲
- 嗨

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嘿,莉茲的老公

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- 妳打扮得真美
- 她不想被這麼說

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妳看起來就像公主

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- 我的天啊,謝謝你
- 搞什麼啊?

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好,幾乎我邀的人都答應了
只有兩個拒絕,柏娜黛特彼得絲...

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- 他從沒見過她
- 對

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我還是很受傷

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另一個拒絕的人是保羅

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他說他今晚有重要的事得做

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(梅格)

189
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(嘿,爸,明天下午1點到
在你的辦公室見)

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(有很多事得做,這是我的行程)

191
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(與神經科醫生會面、討論長照的事)

192
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(與職能治療師見面、尋找互助小組)

193
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(大麻熊)

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你們好嗎?

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00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,527
尚恩,你最近都在做什麼呀?

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嘿,1970年代是什麼樣子啊?

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- 妳是認真地問?
- 對啊

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好喔,你們做好準備囉

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因為這傢伙燙過頭髮

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00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,500
我那時挺時髦的

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而且我們不用安全帶的,是真的

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沒人在管啊

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國內最受歡迎的糖果是一包香菸糖

204
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,426
小朋友超愛的

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超棒的,我還有一輛摩托車

206
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- 嘿,吉米
- 嘿

207
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,473
吉米

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00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,308
- 嘿,我的天啊,嘿
- 嘿

209
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,269
- 好久沒見了
- 對啊...真的耶

210
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,020
對,告別式之後我們就沒見過你了

211
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,357
艾瑞克,抱歉,他是個白痴,你好嗎?

212
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:32,609
我過得挺好的

213
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,069
- 那就好
- 真的嗎?

214
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,990
- 你跟媞亞是很棒的一對
- 的確

215
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,910
- 很高興見到你們
- 我的天啊,你也來了

216
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:45,038
- 尼可有來嗎?
- 我們其實已經離婚了

217
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:49,585
不會吧,不...

218
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,587
- 不...
- 不...這樣很好

219
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,338
嘿,你說太多不了

220
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,091
- 你說太多不了,我們沒事
- 不

221
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,801
她超愛你的

222
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,348
你們真是天造地設

223
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,896
你們兩個真的很鼓舞人心

224
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,443
你們看啊,我喝光了

225
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,236
再給我一杯龍舌蘭,謝謝

226
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,782
來兩杯,我覺得我還沒準備好能辦派對

227
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,576
大家都是他媽的白痴

228
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,870
天啊,你根本在對唱詩班傳教

229
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,336
我上週跟三個男生約會
全部都帥得要命,好嗎?

230
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,463
我對他們任何一個都提不起勁

231
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,673
我一直在想形容這情況的詞

232
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,342
昨晚我們吃了墨西哥菜

233
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,719
我想出了“酪梨汁塔可餅”

234
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,763
不要,我不喜歡

235
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,350
嘿,搞不好我性冷感了

236
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,770
妳知道自己在胡扯,對吧?性慾是善變的

237
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:50,979
親愛的,給妳

238
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,524
德瑞克,記得我隨時
都想上床的那段時間嗎?

239
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,151
記得,那段青澀時光

240
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,905
現在我的性愛時段
落在下午3點到3點20分

241
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,366
而且德瑞克那天還得沒有惹到我才行

242
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,701
- 好
- 這可不常有

243
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,079
查理來了

244
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:10,290
- 我們要躲起來嗎?
- 莉茲的老公,這不是那種驚喜啦

245
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,213
我還以為你今晚有事耶,你怎麼會來?

246
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,882
- 我不知道
- 好,那進來吧

247
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,009
來啊

248
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,636
各位,瞧瞧是誰來了啊

249
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,847
- 她想殺死我
- 什麼?

250
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,723
她想殺死我

251
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,892
莉茲,妳能不能...

252
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,519
- 我沒有...嗨...
- 不,不要

253
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,854
- 我沒有想殺死他
- 好

254
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,105
好,來吧...

255
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,231
- 跟我來
- 我要走了

256
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,233
- 不,別走,進來啦
- 不,你可以待著

257
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,401
- 不,我...
- 進來吧

258
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,236
- 待著,我們去吃點東西
- 拿個盤子

259
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,905
- 對,我們去拿盤子
- 老天爺啊

260
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,491
德瑞克,3點到3點20分
真的是很短的時間耶

261
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,159
對啊,就是說啊

262
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,001
吉米

263
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,878
班,嘿,班...

264
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,465
- 真棒的擁抱啊...
- 噓,什麼也別說

265
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,885
嘿,你有見過我的新女朋友琪亞拉嗎?

266
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,053
沒有

267
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,848
嘿,哇,嗨,哈囉,真是幸會

268
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:12,269
你們是怎麼建立起
這種意義重大的靈魂交流的?

269
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,437
是個有趣的故事

270
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,230
我們是在教堂認識的

271
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,108
還真是個有趣的故事
你說得對,一點也沒錯

272
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,196
真是幸會,琪亞拉,第一次幸會

273
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,447
幸會

274
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,118
我們對你的婚姻很嫉妒

275
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,829
說真的,今年過去了
金和我有點鬆一口氣

276
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,582
今年我們都不好過

277
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,460
但家裡有個治療師就不會這樣了

278
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,711
會出乎你們的意料喔

279
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,762
我以前竟然會為了找樂子這麼做

280
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:50,307
是啊,1970年代以來
大麻變得越來越強了

281
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,059
這他媽的傢伙是誰啊?

282
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,727
不如這樣吧

283
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,980
- 好多了
- 是啊

284
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,649
我好渴

285
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,150
你想喝點什麼?

286
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,861
- 棒棒冰?
- 幫保羅拿枝棒棒冰來

287
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:06,156
- 如果他們沒有棒棒冰怎麼辦?
- 那就去我們家拿一枝來

288
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,241
我那種高級的?

289
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,117
好啦

290
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,788
那服務生真顧人怨

291
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,873
嘿,我們的大麻佬還好嗎?

292
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,166
不好

293
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,126
這也要怪你,你知道嗎?

294
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,087
我做了什麼?

295
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,507
你跟我說
我得告知梅格說我得了帕金森氏症

296
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:28,512
她明天要飛過來,處理我的照護事宜

297
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,392
我一直都想多跟她相處

298
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,143
但她太忙了

299
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:39,690
然後我跟她說我生病了,她就放下一切

300
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,775
因為她覺得她得這麼做

301
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,944
這是情緒勒索

302
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:49,241
就像你在這些人面前對查理求婚一樣

303
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,078
- 才不是,我的才不是情緒勒索
- 就是

304
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,122
是嗎?

305
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,082
並非不是

306
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,502
- 看吧
- 我的天啊

307
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,254
- 你們在笑什...
- 抱歉

308
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,714
抱歉,我也吃了小熊軟糖

309
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:04,673
我的天啊

310
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,927
不行,記得嗎?我們說過了

311
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:13,265
領帶是拿來戴的,記得嗎?
我們針對領帶聊了很多

312
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,684
我喜歡龍舌蘭加雪碧

313
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,478
- 加油站瑪格麗特,對吧?
- 對

314
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,480
- 小加,嘿
- 嘿

315
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,815
- 可以幫妳續杯嗎?
- 不用

316
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,442
其實我想我得喝慢點了

317
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,194
這位是我朋友琪亞拉

318
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,445
- 嗨
- 嗨

319
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,988
她幫助我度過了一段艱難的時間

320
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,448
我曾經是性工作者

321
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:33,076
不過我們大多都在玩卡牌
因為我的老二站不起來

322
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:33,994
我的天啊

323
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,580
- 我們還看了《頂尖主廚大對決》
- 沒錯

324
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,916
但我退休了,現在我所有的錢都讓班來付

325
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,753
班?妳這是在跟我說
妳對那傢伙提得起勁?

326
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,546
妳是說蜜桃出汁?

327
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,173
這個我喜歡,這個...

328
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,635
莉茲,蜜桃出汁

329
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,094
我喜歡

330
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,188
- 他們可愛吧?
- 太遠了

331
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,732
不過我跟你說
老人都喜歡聊他們自己的事,就像...

332
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,442
有事嗎?

333
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,528
路邊停車

334
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,321
- 哎呀,路邊停車
- 搞什麼鬼?

335
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,535
看來妳在喝酒啊

336
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,994
- 是啊,這又沒什麼,爸
- 沒什麼嗎?

337
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:21,165
我的天啊,你還好嗎?你要喝水嗎?

338
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,796
怎麼了?

339
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:30,551
我理解妳想耍酷

340
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,302
- 在尚恩的面前
- 我沒有想耍酷

341
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,223
我沒有在尚恩面前耍酷

342
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,684
親愛的,寶貝

343
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:43,230
我知道妳覺得他很美好...

344
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,650
我聽到了

345
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,027
妳低語的時候我聽到了

346
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,700
好

347
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,201
- 嘿
- 幹嘛?

348
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,870
兄弟,你剛剛跟她說了什麼啊?

349
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,873
我說:“妳能多快跑上樓去?”

350
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,126
真可愛呢

351
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,758
- 嗨
- 剛剛是在搞什麼?

352
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,051
我不知道

353
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,096
有什麼問題嗎?

354
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:21,476
有他媽的很多人在這個蠢派對上

355
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:26,648
跑來跟我說媞亞跟我是完美的一對

356
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,235
小加,我們不是

357
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,864
在最後,我們所有事情都在吵架

358
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,951
當我去看我媽的時候
你忘了去學校接艾莉絲

359
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,788
我沒有忘記,我是遲到了
別再說我忘記了,我是遲到

360
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,541
我的天啊,吉米
你根本對這個家一無所知

361
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,710
你對你的工作太沉迷了

362
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,380
如果偶爾一次
我能當那個可以離家的人就太好了

363
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,133
我們又要吵這個了?
那就去上班啊,媞亞,我的老天啊

364
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,468
小聲點

365
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,221
我覺得自己是個他媽的騙子,小加

366
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,305
你不是騙子

367
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:02,100
好,你跟我都知道
沒有一段關係是完美的,對吧?

368
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,644
因為這樣我們才能混口飯吃

369
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,191
在媞亞死前幾個月,情況變得很糟糕

370
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,406
我很抱歉妳這麼不開心,真的

371
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:21,995
但我很厭倦當妳人生不開心的藉口

372
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,207
對,我也對此很厭倦

373
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,629
這裡的上一場派對,她臉上有一種表情

374
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,965
我他媽的看到了

375
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,467
小加,我覺得她不愛我了

376
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,137
我連她喜不喜歡我都無法確定

377
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,557
小加,她在想要離開我

378
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,935
只因為一個他媽的表情?
兄弟,你是認真的嗎?所有的這一切?

379
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,855
對,就是一個表情
那是我這輩子看過最爛的表情

380
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:51,233
好,聽我說,我知道你們
有一段低潮的時間,我知道這個

381
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,194
但她沒想過要離開你
有的話她就會跟我說

382
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,238
- 她不會跟你說
- 會,她會

383
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,448
她知道妳跟我很要好,她是不會跟妳說的

384
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:03,704
你得把我說的聽進去,真的
媞亞他媽的很愛你,我是說真的

385
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,039
證明啊

386
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,208
證明?他媽的我要怎麼證明?

387
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:09,793
沒錯

388
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:18,218
你表現得好像期望孩子
來幫助自己度過難關是一件壞事

389
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,805
去你的,我要傳簡訊給我大兒子馬修

390
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:27,311
“我悲傷又沮喪
如果你不打給我,我會超級生氣喔”

391
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,478
傳送

392
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,110
拒接

393
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,154
幹得好

394
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,656
欸,我幫他們擦屁股,幫他們寫功課

395
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:43,619
而且他們每一場
又長又無聊的棒球賽我都到場

396
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:44,703
我愛棒球

397
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,787
棒球爛透了

398
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,583
我一直都在照顧他們
所以他們最好也好好照顧我

399
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,792
這是我自己賺來的

400
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,544
我可不是

401
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,506
她媽跟我分開時,她還好小

402
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,550
我應該陪著她,但我沒有

403
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,178
好,聽來你搞砸了

404
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,223
但她還是來照顧你了

405
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:09,520
如果我是你,就不會自憐自艾
我會覺得感激

406
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:12,814
對耶

407
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,733
很好,結束

408
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,779
我需要口感酥脆,起司口味的東西

409
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,113
德瑞克

410
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,573
- 誰是德瑞克?
- 服務生

411
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,033
德瑞克

412
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,876
嘿,想聊聊嗎?

413
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,879
- 不要
- 太好了,我也不想

414
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,723
好喔,這首歌肯定能讓妳開心起來

415
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,733
查理,你終於來了

416
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,527
我順道去買了張卡片給吉米

417
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,864
你真好

418
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,450
哇,這是怎麼回事?

419
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,160
就要揭曉了

420
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,413
吉米死去哪了?

421
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,125
嘿,來吧,準備好沒?

422
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,170
吉米,快,表演時間到了

423
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,671
我來了

424
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,969
好,好的

425
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,597
查理

426
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,391
今晚是一場慶祝會

427
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,935
但不是你以為的那樣

428
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,021
好,準備好了?

429
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,107
來吧

430
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:50,537
你是如此美麗

431
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,294
拜託,彈快一點,就是這樣,兄弟

432
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,965
- 在我眼裡
- 在我眼裡

433
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:08,263
- 你是如此美麗
- 你是如此美麗

434
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,516
沒有要合唱

435
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,353
- 在我眼裡
- 在我眼裡

436
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,271
- 你難道看不出?
- 你難道看不出?

437
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:23,987
- 你就是我追求的一切
- 你就是我追求的一切

438
00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:28,116
你就是我所需要的一切

439
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,370
你就是我需要的

440
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,579
我的天啊

441
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,128
我吐了

442
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,005
我們知道,兄弟

443
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,466
好,我們需要休息一下,我們...

444
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,512
- 我的天啊
- 夭壽喔

445
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:53,183
算了啦,一切都毀了,好,派對結束了

446
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:54,685
很棒吧?

447
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:58,021
好,大家都看別的地方,快點

448
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,231
- 小加
- 幹嘛?

449
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,650
- 我吐了
- 我知道,我看到了,而且還能聞到

450
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:02,651
走吧,老大

451
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:05,529
- 我太嗨了
- 我不夠嗨

452
00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:14,496
可憐的吉米,而且今晚對他來說很重要耶

453
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,875
去他的吉米
今晚應該對我們兩個很重要才對

454
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,878
本來我要驚喜求婚的

455
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:26,049
計畫今晚真的很難,根本沒有人來幫我

456
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,385
柏娜黛特彼得絲
傳給我一則顯然是範本的電子郵件

457
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,138
她可能傳給了
所有邀她參加派對的男同志吧

458
00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:35,142
然後吉米搖身一變
成了那天殺的《大法師》裡的小女孩

459
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:39,062
真是個他媽的大災難

460
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:41,940
好

461
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:47,112
好?是對他媽的大災難表示同意,還是...

462
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:50,324
我要跟你結婚

463
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,827
- 是嗎?
- 對

464
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,459
等等,我本來要先給你看這個的

465
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,214
真美

466
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,427
戴上啊

467
00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:13,347
恭喜

468
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,391
你們想要來點維持婚姻

469
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:18,685
還有不會疏遠女兒的建議嗎?

470
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,978
- 不,我不...
- 你知道...

471
00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:22,022
要溝通

472
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:24,358
如果自我防衛起來,就完蛋了

473
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:27,027
但兩個脆弱的人

474
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:30,906
一定能找到交流的方法

475
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:37,079
尚恩,我沒事
你不需要待在這裡,去玩吧

476
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,707
我覺得很好玩,這樣很好玩啊
我跟妳在一起耶

477
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,634
這是哪裡啊?

478
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:55,889
- 艾莉絲
- 對不起,沒關係

479
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,058
- 我只是以為...
- 嘿,妳只是個小朋友

480
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:03,063
我該走了

481
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,732
- 對不起,真的很對不起
- 我要走了

482
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,693
- 沒關係
- 我真的沒有...

483
00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:17,870
不...幹...

484
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:25,544
幹

485
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:29,673
在嗎?

486
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,758
嗨

487
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:33,635
你還好嗎?

488
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,889
- 我好極了
- 很好,好的,很好

489
00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,182
- 我漱口了
- 好

490
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:41,018
- 我沖澡了,然後我泡了澡
- 好

491
00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:43,312
- 很好
- 我也許在裡面睡著了吧

492
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,023
我覺得你有
你在樓上這裡待了一小時,所以...

493
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:48,275
- 好,也許大家都忘了
- 沒有,天啊

494
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:51,278
- 樓下根本是謀殺案現場
- 幹

495
00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:55,407
總之呢,現在你似乎清醒了,而且好多了

496
00:26:55,908 --> 00:27:00,787
也許你想看看這個鬼東西

497
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:04,750
那天是我生日,在媞亞死前的兩週

498
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,253
瞧瞧她眼裡的愛意,她根本迷戀你

499
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:12,424
你真的那麼在意一個表情?
那這個表情呢?

500
00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:16,762
你知道怎麼著?你根本胡說八道

501
00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:18,597
說你認為她不會跟我說

502
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,350
我全都知道,吉米,不只是好事而已

503
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:26,021
她跟我說了在艾莉絲出生後
你都沒做你該做的事

504
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,649
- 對
- 她跟我說了那一對伴侶

505
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:32,361
你們差點就在雷諾的外星人主題酒吧
跟他們一起進行多人運動

506
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:34,363
- 好...那個會...
- 什麼?

507
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:35,447
很好玩

508
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,450
我只是在說如果她要離開你
她一定會跟我說的

509
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:43,121
好嗎?所以你得停止
用這種鬼事來自虐了,你知道嗎?

510
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:46,917
我真的覺得這是另外一件

511
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,086
更容易讓你專注的事

512
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,172
而不是一直去想媞亞已經離開了

513
00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,301
吉米,但是她愛你

514
00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:58,428
很愛

515
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,597
這張照片就是證明

516
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:05,769
- 謝了,非常感謝
- 不客氣

517
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,688
- 來
- 真是太蠢了

518
00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:11,692
不,沒關係,來,沒事的

519
00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:16,738
謝了,妳是個很棒的朋友

520
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,699
對啊,我知道,還用說?

521
00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:16,173
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