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弊了

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大鑊了…

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請別講我飲醉時你一定會講的說話

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值得嗎？

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衰人

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-大鑊…
-對

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-大鑊，好吧
-真的大鑊，我們上床了

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-我們真衰格
-天啊，我們不知廉恥

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那麼，你在想甚麼？

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我在想：“提雅會怎樣想？”

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老實講，她曾經不滿我借用你的園丁

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所以她肯定會不滿我借用你的陰莖

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你不算是借用，嘉比，是我拿出來的

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就像在萬聖節派糖一樣

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若你在萬聖節周圍曬陰莖
一定會被拉上差館

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喂，別看，我的胸圍呢？

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胸圍，收到

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肯定在附近，胸圍…胸圍在哪？胸圍

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找到了，找到你的胸圍…我找到了

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-弊，謝謝，我話你知
-我找到你的胸圍

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我知怎會這樣

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我只想證明我的陰道還可以用

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的確活躍啊，嘉比，就像上足油的機器

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真的嗎？

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對，又濕又好客，就像佛羅里達州

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喂，用哪個州形容我的陰道都得

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但不准講佛羅里達州，聽到未？

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很合理

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是你的裙，你著裙吧

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-著裙吧
-我就穿上浴袍

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-我鍾意
-一切都會如常

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哪邊才是浴袍的上面？

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-是那一邊
-找到了

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-好吧
-因為這很平常

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-我們應付得來的
-對

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-保持冷靜就行，大家都是成年人
-對

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爸爸，你會下來嗎？

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我應該爬窗走人嗎？

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應該

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唏

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你昨晚想吻我，我完全沒放在心上

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雖然有點兀突，因為你年長得多

43
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但我沒事，沒事

44
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-聽住，愛麗斯，我沒有…
-老友，不緊要

45
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我們可以永遠…不再提及此事嗎？

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好吧，我贊成

47
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唏，好吧，唏，愛麗斯，你在廚房

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愛麗斯在廚房

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-唏
-嘉比

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-嘉比在廚房
-有無搞錯？你在我屋企過夜？

51
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-我在客房睡了一晚
-我鍾意那間房

52
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-很正
-他們很奇怪

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-想要咖啡嗎？
-想啊

54
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-謝謝，我要多奶
-請隨便，好吧

55
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-謝謝
-對，好極

56
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我也要一杯，齋啡

57
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好吧，我出去了

58
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我煎了班戟，你們想吃就吃吧

59
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-拜
-真窩心

60
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好啊，我想要班戟

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保羅，唏，早晨

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-早晨
-嗨

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可惡的麗絲，她的邪毒軟糖偷襲我

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唏，我個女提早來了，可以車我回家嗎？

65
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-好啊，對
-好吧，我要走了

66
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-好吧
-遲些見

67
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-我的小可愛
-你滿身酒氣

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別講了，大家都是

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我會假裝自己沒有，好吧，拜

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好吧，我要走了，謝謝

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-拜，小嘉
-拜

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講吧，搞得開心嗎？

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可惡，你認為其他人都知道嗎？

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我不知道的，我只是講笑

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豈有此理，這派對錯得很離譜，保羅

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對，的確是，你還要清理爛攤子

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但不關我事

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我想知嘉比幾時才會發現她遺下我

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若我未等你就開了車，你要大聲叫

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保羅知道我們上了床

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好極

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天啊，我想告訴她的

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《誠實治療法》

84
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總之我想為破壞你的重要之夜而道歉

85
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你在講甚麼？

86
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查理答應了

87
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現在我有史上最正的求婚故事

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有熱淚和嘔吐物
而且伯爾奈德彼得斯來了

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你甚至不用送賀禮給我們了

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當然你還要送，我很嬲

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我會大出血

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好吧

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聽住，我要繼續向別人道歉了

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好吧，慢慢嘆

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我會把禮物清單上
沒有的禮物點子傳去你的電郵

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遲些再談

97
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不如我接受你的道歉

98
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我們把昨晚發生的事完全抹掉？

99
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你真的不像拜仁那樣要貴價禮物？

100
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你是犯了錯，但人誰無過？

101
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沒甚麼大不了，天啊

102
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人人只需要忘記過去
原諒過錯，放眼未來

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沒錯

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抱歉，我現在要處理自己的很多問題

105
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好吧，我可以幫到你嗎？

106
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可以，坐吧

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你剛好是我最佳的傾訴對象

108
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好吧

109
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你聽不明我在講反話？

110
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聽不明啊

111
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但是那段對話很兀突
我覺得這遲早會發生

112
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但若你有任何事想談…

113
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時間夠了

114
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搞甚麼啊？

115
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-唏
-嗨，爸爸

116
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-唏，乖女，進來吧
-嗨

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-來吧，我幫你拿
-不，我搞得掂…

118
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怎麼了？乖女，別這樣

119
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-別檢查我，我沒事
-甚麼？我沒有

120
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好吧

121
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來吧，你安頓一下

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唏，我去煮咖啡，你想要嗎？我有全脂奶

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其實我不再飲奶了

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-我在嘗試純素飲食，別批判我
-很難啊

125
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你想要甚麼？

126
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例如有豆的東西？

127
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爸爸，在見你的神經科醫生前
我想先跟你商量一些事，好嗎？

128
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好吧，但我可以先講幾句嗎？

129
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好吧

130
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我最近經常思考我們、我們的關係

131
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-而且…
-爸爸，我們不用講這些事

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我只想講，若我們有事要傾談

133
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而我們一直沒談過，別怕醜，我承受得來

134
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爸爸，過去已矣

135
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我已經原諒和忘記了，我很高興來到這裏

136
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我也很高興你來了

137
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-好吧
-但我要去煮咖啡

138
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我昨晚飲醉和嗨大了

139
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-你去了兄弟會狂歡派對？
-不，是同性訂婚派對

140
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一樣吧

141
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老婆，我們有鋸嗎？

142
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你上次嘗試維修露台後，我就把它收埋了

143
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-哎喲
-你為何沒返工？

144
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-我今日請假
-你還有一週就退休

145
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他們奈我甚麼何？炒我嗎？
我想給你做一個香料架

146
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我不需要，我把香料都放在茶水間

147
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我知，所以我的消化餅有陣龍蒿味

148
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老實講，其實這是好事

149
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我有事要跟你談，坐吧

150
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好吧，我要知道當你退休後

151
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你會想辦法離開這間屋

152
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因為我需要私人空間

153
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否則我是滿懷愛意地說的，我會殺死你

154
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但是滿懷愛意地

155
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-愛意滿滿
-對

156
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你知人人都以為你打哥爾夫球嗎？
因為看看你自己

157
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-對
-不如去學吧

158
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聽住

159
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-我明白你的顧慮
-對

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我想講的是，天啊，我們結婚近30年

161
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-很黐線
-雖然花了點時間，但我很了解你

162
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-你需要私人空間
-對

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所以我們的婚姻才這麼成功

164
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-沒錯
-對

165
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但是…

166
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我賣命工作很久了

167
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現在輪到我留在家了，是我應得的

168
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若你不想我們太接近彼此，不緊要

169
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你要找事情去做

170
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明白嗎？

171
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你在跟我講笑嗎？

172
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不是，但是滿懷愛意

173
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天啊

174
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提雅，姐妹，我們要談談

175
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你好

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-唏…哈囉
-嗨

177
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他們應該墊高水機

178
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那麼你就不用那樣蹲著

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不緊要，對我的核心肌群有益

180
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還有方便觀音坐蓮，懂我的意思嗎？

181
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-天啊，嘉比
-放鬆點，老友

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-別再給自己壓力了
-是嗎？

183
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:37,930
我跟提雅談過，她覺得沒問題

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甚麼意思？你跟提雅談過？

185
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即是我們打開心窗說亮話，我向她解釋了

186
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我因為尼高的事情緒不穩

187
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而且飲了超多酒

188
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況且你的的陰莖很安全

189
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你不明白？你我絕不會愛上對方

190
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所以你的陰莖很安全

191
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我不明白點算是“安全”

192
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我覺得它就像浪子，你知道嗎？

193
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就像王傑一樣

194
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你覺得自己的陰莖就像浪子王傑？

195
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,417
我揀錯了

196
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,711
重點是提雅已原諒我

197
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,464
而且她說她明白我們都是人

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最重要是我們不為這種事而後悔

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-我自知不後悔
-我後悔啊

200
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真是可惡
我們之間變得很尷尬，你懂嗎？

201
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,349
我看得出愛麗斯有不妥

202
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她不肯跟我傾

203
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她會向你坦白，但我覺得很奇怪…

204
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唏，別這樣，你知我一定會幫你
應付愛麗斯的事，我會跟她談談

205
00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:33,026
講開又講，再跟提雅傾偈的感覺真好

206
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:35,654
-或者你應該試試
-我還是覺得

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太內疚了，但多謝你在背後支持我

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小意思，老友，多謝你在前面搞我

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-畀個五我
-認真？

210
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:48,375
好吧，或者是時候再做肌電圖了

211
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,459
（茱莉巴林醫生，醫學士）

212
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:51,420
最近心情好嗎？

213
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,505
一直都很好

214
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,175
開始有幻覺了

215
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,928
-凍步情況如何？
-甚麼是凍步？

216
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:04,641
有時我會站在原地，想前行但動彈不得

217
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,059
聽似很難頂

218
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,769
不及純素難頂

219
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,522
我可以點幫手？

220
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,941
目前你爸爸的藥物效果不錯

221
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:17,821
效力會隨著時間減退
但他一直有做運動，而且…

222
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,574
他持續飲水的情況有改善嗎？

223
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,034
-他說…
-我就在這裏

224
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,787
而且我經常去小便

225
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,581
-恭喜你
-謝謝

226
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,584
護士轉頭會來替你抽血

227
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,045
她可能會有點怯，因為是你

228
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:36,548
-美格，很高興認識你
-我也是，醫生

229
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,383
-謝謝
-保羅，一個月後見

230
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,593
你就想

231
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,224
你鍾意她

232
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,434
你才是鍾意她

233
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,610
唏，又見工？結果如何？

234
00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:00,405
那個人指著我說：“不行”
所以求神保佑吧

235
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,616
我正想踩單車去買雪糕

236
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,868
你可以踩我塊滑板，拉著我的車尾

237
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,037
聽似是不錯的求死方法

238
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,914
別這樣，雪糕會令你心情變好

239
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,583
對，聽住，我…

240
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,586
明白了，對，我們不能再一齊消遣

241
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,464
因為一切都很奇怪和被破壞了，收到

242
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:19,216
-愛麗斯
-拜

243
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,051
-等等
-唏，麗絲

244
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,135
唏

245
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,638
怎麼了？沒事吧？

246
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,515
你有隻新狗？屎鼠呢？

247
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:30,143
恩西諾有一家人收養了牠
把牠改名叫“古柏”

248
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,895
-他們是白人？
-對

249
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,898
但這傢伙很乖，對

250
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,192
-你改了甚麼名？
-牠叫棉條胃

251
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,652
-棉條胃？
-沒錯

252
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,321
想跟我們去散步嗎？

253
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:42,406
-好啊
-好吧

254
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,617
但是你想先換掉西裝嗎？因為你個樣好傻

255
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,286
-好主意
-對

256
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,580
你在找棉條嗎？

257
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,457
它們很美味，我知，它們超好味

258
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,459
我去開門

259
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,921
-唏，細路女
-唏

260
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,174
-甚麼事？
-我剛巧在附近

261
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,467
-因為我想去買雪糕
-有買些給我嗎？

262
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,969
我不知你想食

263
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,847
當然想，是雪糕，幾時都想食

264
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:07,931
我可以進來嗎？

265
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,601
聽住，愛麗斯，這裏是…

266
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,396
我的孤獨堡壘

267
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,064
真抱歉，我應該先打給你

268
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,525
-不應該忽然登門，抱歉
-不緊要，你沒事吧？

269
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,985
可以等到明天才談嗎？

270
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,697
好，老實講，天啊
我希望今天不再想那件事

271
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,658
-好吧
-好吧，拜

272
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,535
拜，石板街

273
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,331
-是你想要的雪糕口味？
-對

274
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,499
她拿走了屋內所有好味的東西

275
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,502
拜

276
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,798
是你的病人嗎？

277
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:47,513
對，算是吧，她讓我想起那個年紀的你

278
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,972
我才沒那麼可愛

279
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,852
你有啊，想吃東西嗎？叫外賣？

280
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,356
好啊，我想點沙律，超健康的東西

281
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,860
開始發功了

282
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,457
我想跟你談談…不行…

283
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,501
唏

284
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:21,839
我明白你還是無法跟我有眼神接觸

285
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:26,343
對，我不敢相信我曾經想吻你

286
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,428
老實講，誰會這麼白癡？

287
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,346
人人都會

288
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:34,142
華莉，這樣或者有幫助
我想話你知我最近犯了錯

289
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:38,856
跟朋友一齊做了壞得多的事

290
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:41,567
兩隻眼都張開吧

291
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,195
-你為何擺出愁樣？
-只是普通表情

292
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,322
你曾試圖跟你的治療師接吻嗎？

293
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:49,741
她是一個治療師，重點是

294
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,702
她看得出我對自己很苛刻

295
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:55,163
於是她講笑，說人人都會犯錯

296
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:56,248
她在安慰我

297
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,333
但她亦經歷同樣的問題

298
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,002
-她聽似不錯
-對

299
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,129
你怎樣安慰她？

300
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,300
我沒有，我只是以自己為出發點

301
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:12,973
我應該不再鍾意你了，太自私

302
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:15,976
時間夠了，華莉

303
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:27,154
唏，聽住，有天我找到這東西

304
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,532
你當時應該大概六歲

305
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,409
總是不肯入睡

306
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:37,331
你以前會站在我的腳上
我們會跳舞直至你想睡

307
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,541
還記得嗎？

308
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,921
-恐怕不記得了
-唏

309
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,666
是種族歧視者阿潘的家，等等

310
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,167
捉實牠

311
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,213
她超愛這些白花

312
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,048
做得好…

313
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,467
-搞掂，叫阿潘去死吧
-對，叫阿潘去死吧

314
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,096
你見工不順利，我很替你難過

315
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:37,474
你知道有案底幾難搵工嗎？

316
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,477
連便利店都不肯聘用

317
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,813
穿上最正西裝和面帶這個笑容的我

318
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,859
我們都是靚仔靚女，阿桑
無人會支持我們

319
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,443
我也不想這麼靚仔的

320
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,695
對

321
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,656
聽住，別為你不想要的工作而費心吧

322
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,241
你想做甚麼？

323
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,870
不知道，我鍾意下廚

324
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,582
在軍隊時，我們厭倦了那些即食餐

325
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:05,043
於是我搜羅食材下廚，老友們都很鍾意

326
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,753
然後我就會很開心

327
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:07,921
最緊要開心

328
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:14,052
我亦要找些在屋企以外令我開心的事

329
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,805
-那麼你鍾意甚麼？
-提供人生意見

330
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,808
你覺得有人會付錢嗎？

331
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,643
不會，你不收錢都會講

332
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,395
對

333
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,773
我可以跟你談一件事嗎？是關於愛麗斯

334
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,026
她曾經想吻我

335
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,778
現在變得很尷尬

336
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,908
我甚麼都沒做，但她卻嬲了我

337
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,036
我不覺得她嬲你，阿桑

338
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,373
她應該只是害怕被離棄

339
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,584
-再一次
-明白

340
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,668
我懂你的意思

341
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,671
來吧

342
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,382
為何這隻狗的屁股有條繩？

343
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,719
別忘記牠的名字，阿桑，記住了

344
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:57,638
搞錯

345
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,474
“若我在精神上無行為能力

346
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,519
我的意願是不要為續命而使用人工手段

347
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,604
或者非常步驟”

348
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,606
正啊

349
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:12,236
所以若我昏迷了，她可以用枕頭焗死我

350
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,154
認真？你有無搞錯？

351
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,949
沒甚麼，我想那樣死

352
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,869
臨死時只望見女兒的美貌

353
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,163
簽名吧

354
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,165
-好吧，要在哪裏…
-在這裏簽就可以

355
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,459
好吧

356
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,964
-我需要的都搞掂了，謝謝，美格
-謝謝

357
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,132
希望你享受餘下的旅程吧

358
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,468
別忘記你爸其實…

359
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,346
…很正的，雖然有很多證據顯示相反

360
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,640
你在餘下的時間就會發現

361
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,600
再見了，奇雲

362
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,227
即是我，我是奇雲

363
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,229
是我們之間的小笑話，而且我暗地裏超憎

364
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,772
那代表他對你有好感

365
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,774
-我就是這個意思
-再見了，奇雲

366
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,068
-好吧，就這樣，拜
-拜

367
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:57,614
-我很以你為榮，拜
-拜

368
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,702
唉

369
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,496
-你沒事吧？
-沒事，只是要消化很多事

370
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,541
很多法律事宜和醫療資訊

371
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,626
來自你想勾引上床的索女醫生

372
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,628
抱歉，的確很多事

373
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:16,133
-不用道歉
-美格，我跟你相處得很開心

374
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,301
對，我也是，爸爸

375
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:22,097
聽住，有個消息或會令我們心情變好

376
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,058
我跟狄夫傾過，他和我都同意

377
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:28,061
是時候叫他媽媽搬出客舍

378
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,398
-她要搬去邊？
-我不肯定，她可以回家

379
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:36,111
或者去她幻想出來的腳傷復康中心

380
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,822
我們很想你…

381
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,285
-我們想你搬進來
-真的嗎？

382
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,578
對，是真的

383
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,040
你會有私人浴室、廚房和小辦公室

384
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,083
你想去邊，狄夫和我都可以車你去

385
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:53,795
你可以跟梅遜好好相處
他可以認識他的公公

386
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,672
嘩

387
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,301
你們真大方

388
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,180
一講曹操，梅遜打來了

389
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,849
讓我先跟他談談，然後你們可以…

390
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,143
-唏…不…
-嗨，乖仔，好嗎？

391
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,812
真的嗎？不是吧

392
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,856
我不想搬進你家

393
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,359
甚麼？

394
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,321
對，情況很尷尬

395
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,615
我的意思是，他甚至不能跟我共處一室

396
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,909
-他一定覺得我很白癡
-天啊

397
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,453
他沒有覺得你白癡，聽到未？

398
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,623
知道原因嗎？因為你索到爆、型到喊

399
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,834
-你只是安慰我
-不是

400
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,753
我才不會講大話
你幾時想找人上床都可以

401
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,840
所以爸爸才會經常緊張不安

402
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:40,384
我真的以為感覺到阿桑對我有好感

403
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,970
有誰知道？可能你沒感覺錯，對吧？

404
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,221
但對他來講很複雜

405
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,099
他住在你爸的家，有自己的問題要處理

406
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:50,477
而且說到底，小姐，你只得17歲

407
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,398
小姐，我快18歲了，而他只是22歲

408
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,567
你搭上過最大年紀的人幾多歲？

409
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:59,736
-50歲，但我當時比你年紀大得多
-是嗎？幾歲？

410
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:04,658
19歲，聽到未？但情況不同
普斯利先生是我爸的朋友

411
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,744
-而我當時很嬲我爸，明白嗎？
-天啊

412
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:10,998
我的意思是
人人都會遇到這種事，明白嗎？

413
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:14,042
你只是追錯了對象
搭上了不應該搭上的人

414
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:17,212
但我向你保證，若你和阿桑是朋友

415
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:20,841
而我覺得你們是，這件事會被沖淡的

416
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:25,554
-真希望此事沒發生過
-我明白

417
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,639
-那種事尷尬到爆
-唏

418
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:31,351
點都好，我以你為榮，因為你坦白講出來

419
00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:34,938
儘管那代表你受傷了
這代表你開始回復正常

420
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,356
對

421
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:43,322
唏…兩位，你們好嗎？

422
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,073
-嘉比，傾兩句吧
-我們未傾完

423
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,158
未傾完？好吧

424
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,079
我們傾完了

425
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,665
他在派對上很衰格

426
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:56,001
-所以我要再折磨他一丁點
-當然好吧

427
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,337
再等幾年吧，你就可以搭上他的朋友

428
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,838
普斯利先生索嗎？

429
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:02,216
不索，但我爸很重視他

430
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,222
美格

431
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:10,724
若我快手就能趕及搭今晚班機，即是…

432
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,017
-好吧，等等
-我可以去看

433
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,810
梅遜明天的球賽，那就太好了

434
00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:15,771
-你不用離開
-不…沒所謂

435
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:16,855
你解釋了，我明白

436
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,607
你不能貿然搬到美國的另一端

437
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:22,569
我有責任照顧病人

438
00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,404
對，你的病人，我知他們有幾重要

439
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,615
他們甚至會來到你家

440
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,659
-你指愛麗斯？
-我不知道

441
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:32,496
乖女，她是占美的女兒，我只是想幫忙

442
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,455
太好了

443
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:36,500
你終於有時間留給非病人

444
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,920
你知道最傻的是甚麼嗎？
我一直以為那個人會是我

445
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,090
唏，等等…事情走錯方向

446
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:47,302
我真的很感激你為我做的一切

447
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:52,224
你為何不明白？爸爸，你73歲，而且有病

448
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:56,562
你真的打算餘生都不跟我重修舊好嗎？

449
00:23:56,645 --> 00:24:01,400
我小時候經常聽人講你有多了不起

450
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,194
我一直心想：“他們到底在講誰？

451
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,946
他從不在我的身邊”

452
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:09,283
即使我不搬到美國的另一端
我們都可以修補關係的

453
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,869
我只是沒準備好

454
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:15,664
暫時未準備好

455
00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,292
暫時未準備好，我明白了

456
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:22,129
你遲早會願意陪伴我們

457
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:26,258
當你無法再自己進食或說話時
我們真幸運

458
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:29,303
美格，別走，求求你

459
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,972
我會代你問候梅遜

460
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,526
可惡，天啊

461
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:49,239
-好吧，我跟愛麗斯談過，她沒事
-明白

462
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,450
你記得自己要點做就好了

463
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,659
重複一次

464
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:55,204
-甚麼都不做
-正是，你做得很好，知道嗎？

465
00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:58,290
謝謝，但我不是想跟你講此事

466
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:02,085
我今日見病人時發現

467
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,462
我很擅長照顧病人

468
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,797
但在過去一年，我有一個習慣

469
00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:08,133
就是讓身邊的人照顧我

470
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:12,638
尤其是你，但我沒有回報你

471
00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:14,681
你在問我有無高潮嗎？

472
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,683
-不是，有嗎？
-有啊，對

473
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,102
-太好了，不只一次？
-見好就收吧

474
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:20,187
好吧

475
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,858
你很好人，說你不後悔

476
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:28,403
-我也應該說同一句話
-不緊要

477
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,531
嘉比，我應該說同一句話，因為是真的

478
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,742
聽住，我未準備好
在人生中有任何認真關係

479
00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:35,494
你應該看得出來

480
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:40,207
-我明白我的陰莖很安全
-絕對是

481
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:45,254
但是你令我充滿希望
或者將來有天我會可以

482
00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:47,965
我不知道，我只是很感激你

483
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:50,843
夠了，總之，我大發偉論完了

484
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,137
-友誼的抱抱？
-好，我也想

485
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,644
好吧，你的陰莖郁動

486
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,771
是移動，不只是郁動

487
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:03,939
唏

488
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:04,898
-老友
-兩位

489
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:05,816
-抱歉
-對

490
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,402
-你們想燒烤嗎？
-燒烤？好啊

491
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,405
-對，我想要更多肉腸
-豈有此理，嘉比

492
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,698
正

493
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,741
我很放心

494
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:17,870
錯了，你應該擔心，你在威脅我嗎？

495
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:22,291
-唏，戴力呢？
-嗨，謝謝，我沒通知他

496
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,168
謝謝

497
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:26,795
唏，差不多可以開餐，我需要副廚幫手

498
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,800
唏，愛麗斯，想幫我手嗎？

499
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:34,511
好吧，可惡，別再指揮我

500
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,562
-嗨，衰人
-唏，衰人

501
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,481
唏，是芝士漢堡味嗎？

502
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,277
老公，我們愛你，過來吧

503
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,404
好吧，我很餓

504
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,409
-給我的嗎？
-沒錯

505
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:58,493
謝謝

506
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,549
-好吧，可以開餐了
-好吧

507
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:14,551
開餐吧…

508
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,012
漢堡包

509
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,223
凍檸茶、檸檬水

510
00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,307
嗨

511
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,080
嗨

512
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,166
我知嘉比跟你談過

513
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:50,879
但我當時醉了

514
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,924
對不起

515
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,684
我知聽上去很衰格

516
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:08,021
但我覺得你也欠我一句道歉

517
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,110
因為你死了

518
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,156
別誤會，我知道死很難受，但是…

519
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,495
我覺得你是最輕鬆的一個

520
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:28,750
可惡

521
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,878
我很掛住你

522
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,717
而我的人生被徹底摧毀了

523
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:43,056
可能因此才會跟你最好的朋友上床

524
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,187
唏

525
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,815
我只是在跟你媽傾偈

526
00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:42,407
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