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幹

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什麼鬼...

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拜託不要說每次我喝太多你都會說的話

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值得嗎?

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王八蛋

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天啊...
-對啊

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天啊,好的
-的確是“天啊”,我們做了

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我們是爛人
-兄弟,我們是濫交的畜牲

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所以,你在想什麼?

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我在想:“媞亞會怎麼想?”

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好吧,她連我借用你的園丁都不開心

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所以她一定他媽的不會開心
我借用你的老二

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妳不算借用,小加,是我把它掏出來

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就像有人在萬聖節發糖果那樣

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如果你開始在萬聖節掏老二出來
是會被逮捕的耶

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不要看,我的胸罩呢?

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胸罩,好

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一定就在附近,胸罩...胸罩在哪啊?胸罩

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找到了,我找到妳的胸罩了...我找到了

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媽的,謝謝,你知道嗎?
-我找到妳的胸罩了

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我知道這是怎麼回事

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我只是需要證明我性功能正常

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很正常,小加,順得不得了

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真的嗎?

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潮濕又好客,就像佛羅里達

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嘿,你叫我的那邊哪個州都行

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就是他媽的不能叫它佛羅里達,懂嗎?

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完全懂

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是妳的衣服,快穿上妳的衣服

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穿上衣服
-然後我會穿上我柔軟的睡袍

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我喜歡
-一切都恢復正常

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我睡袍他媽的頂端在那裡啦?

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在這裡
-好

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好
-因為這樣很正常

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我們能處理的
-對

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就冷靜以對,我們是成年人
-沒錯

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爸,你要下樓嗎?

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我應該爬窗出去嗎?

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好

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嘿

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你昨晚想要親我,我覺得沒什麼

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因為你比我大很多,是有點可怕

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但我沒事,沒關係

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嘿,艾莉絲,我不...
-兄弟,沒關係

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我們可以永遠...都不要再提起了嗎?

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好,我同意

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嘿,好,嘿,艾莉絲,妳在廚房耶

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艾莉絲在廚房裡

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嘿
-小加

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小加在廚房裡
-搞什麼?妳睡在我家?

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我睡在客房裡
-我喜歡那間房

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很棒喔
-他們兩個好奇怪

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你們要喝咖啡嗎?
-要

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拜託,我要多加奶精
-請,妳就喝吧

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謝謝,好
-好,不客氣

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我也要一杯,謝謝,黑咖啡

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好,我要出去了

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如果你們要吃的話,我做了些煎餅

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再見
-真是貼心

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真他媽的,好啊,我想吃煎餅

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保羅,嘿,早安

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早安
-嗨

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該死的莉茲拿邪惡的小熊軟糖突擊我

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嘿,我女兒比我想像中還早來
妳可以載我回家嗎?

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好啊,好,好的
-好,我要走了

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好
-之後再見囉

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我的小可愛
-妳全身酒臭味

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拜託,大家都是

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好,我要假裝我沒有,好的,再見

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所以,我該走了,謝了

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小加,再見
-再見

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那麼,上床爽嗎?

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幹,你覺得有其他人知道嗎?

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我本來不知道,我只是開玩笑

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真該死,保羅,這個派對
在各方各面來說都是個大災難

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對,沒錯,你有些髒東西得清乾淨

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但那不是我的問題

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不知道小加要花多久才會發現
她把我給落下了

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如果你沒搭上你的便車,要喊一聲啊

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保羅知道我們上床了

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太好了啊

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兄弟,我本來想跟她說的耶

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《誠實診療室》

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所以,總之,我只是
想要對於搞砸你的重要夜晚道歉

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你在說什麼?

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查理答應了

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現在我有了有史以來最精彩的求婚故事

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有眼淚、有嘔吐,柏娜黛特彼得絲也來了

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你現在根本連新婚禮物都不用送了

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不過你還是應該送,我很生氣

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我會花一大筆錢來買

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好

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聽我說,我得繼續去道歉了

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好,好好享受吧

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我會把登記處沒有列出的禮物想法
用電郵傳去給你

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我們再聊吧

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不如我們就達成協議,我接受你的道歉

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然後我們就把昨晚的事全都忘記?

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妳確定妳不想跟布萊恩一樣
要求一些昂貴的禮物?

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你犯錯了,每個人都他媽的會犯錯

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沒什麼啦,天啊

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大家都需要不念舊惡
然後繼續過他媽的生活

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好

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抱歉,我現在自己的爛事也很多

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好,我能幫上忙嗎?

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可以,坐下來

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其實你就是我希望能聊聊的人

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好

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你沒聽出來我在酸你嗎?

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我沒有,對啊

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不過這對話真是太奇怪了
我覺得也許真的能聊聊

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但如果妳真的有事要聊的話...

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診療時間結束了

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搞什麼鬼啊?

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嘿
-嗨,爸

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嘿,親愛的,進來吧
-嗨

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來,我來拿
-不用,我拿就好...

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怎麼了?親愛的,別這樣

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別檢查我,我沒事
-怎麼了?我沒有

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好

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來吧,我帶妳去安頓一下

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嘿,我要去買杯咖啡,妳要嗎?
我有全脂牛奶

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其實我已經不喝牛奶了

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我努力當個全素者,別批判我
-太難了吧

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要幫妳買什麼嗎?

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豆類的東西?

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爸,去見你的神經科醫生之前
我想討論一些細節,好嗎?

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好,但我能先說些話嗎?

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好啊

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我一直在想我們之間的事
關於我們的關係

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然後...
-爸,我們不需要那樣

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我只是說,如果我們應該聊任何事情

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但我們都還沒聊過,別怕說出來
因為我能撐得住的

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爸,過去的事都過去了

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我已經既往不咎了
而且我很高興能來這裡

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我很高興妳來了

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好
-但我要去買咖啡

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我昨晚又醉又嗨的

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怎麼?你加入兄弟會了?
-沒有,是一場男同志的訂婚派對

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大同小異啦

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親愛的,我們有鋸子嗎?

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在你試圖修桌子之後,我就藏起來了

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哎呀
-你怎麼沒去上班?

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今天請假了
-你一週後就要退休了耶

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他們要怎樣?開除我嗎?
我想幫妳做個香料架

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我不需要,我的香料都放在儲藏室裡

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我知道,所以我的全麥餅乾
吃起來才會有龍蒿的味道

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你知道怎麼著?其實這樣很好

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我有事得跟你聊聊,坐下吧

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好,我得知道在你退休後

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你會找事情出門

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因為我需要自己的空間

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不然,我這麼說是出於愛,我會殺死你的

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但充滿愛

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超愛的
-好

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你知道大家都以為你打高爾夫球嗎?
你瞧瞧自己的樣子

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對
-也許就真的去學吧

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聽我說...

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我知道妳很害怕
-對

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我是說,天啊,我們結婚快30年了

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超誇張
-我花了點時間適應,但我瞭解妳

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妳需要自我空間
-對

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所以我們才這麼美滿

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對
-是啊

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不過...

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我努力工作了他媽的這麼久

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輪到我待在家了,這是我爭取來的

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如果妳不想要我們一直黏在一起,可以啊

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妳得自己去找事情做

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好嗎?

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你他媽現在是認真的?

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對,但我是出於愛

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我的天啊

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媞亞,小妞,我們得聊聊

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你好嗎?

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嘿...妳好
-嗨

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他們應該把那東西抬高一點

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這樣妳就不用那樣蹲下去

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沒事,這樣可以練核心

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而且對床上運動也有幫助
你知道我在說什麼吧?

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我的老天啊,小加
-放輕鬆,兄弟

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你得放鬆點了,你知道嗎?
-是嗎?

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我跟媞亞聊過了,她覺得沒什麼

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這是什麼意思?妳跟媞亞聊過?

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我們談心過了,我向她解釋

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因為尼可的事,我的情緒很不穩定

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然後我就大喝了一場

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總結就是你有隻安全鳥

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安全鳥啊,你跟我是永遠都不會來電的

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所以你有隻所謂的安全鳥

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我可不知道它安不安全

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我喜歡覺得它是個壞小子

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像尼爾戴蒙那種的

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你覺得自己的鳥
是個像尼爾戴蒙那樣的壞小子?

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我選錯人了啦

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重點是媞亞原諒我了

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她說她明白我們都是血肉之軀

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對我們來說很重要的
是不要去對這種事感到後悔

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我知道我沒有
-我有

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只是...幹,現在我們的關係
變得太不正常了

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我看得出艾莉絲有事

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她不願意跟我聊

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她願意跟妳老實說,但我覺得很奇怪...

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00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,480
嘿,拜託,你知道
我會幫你照顧艾莉絲的,我會去跟她聊

205
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,026
對了,能再跟媞亞說話感覺真的很好

206
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:35,654
也許你該試試
-我還是覺得

207
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:39,491
我覺得我罪惡感有點太重了
但謝謝妳的支援

208
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,326
沒問題的,兄弟,感謝你跟我上床

209
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,203
來擊掌吧
-妳認真?

210
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:48,375
好,也許是該再申請一次肌電圖了

211
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,459
(醫學博士,茱莉巴蘭醫生)

212
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:51,420
心情都還好嗎?

213
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,505
我的心情一直都很好

214
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,175
所以,幻覺症狀已經開始了

215
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,928
凍結的狀況呢?
-什麼是凍結?

216
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:04,641
有時候當我站著不動
我想要邁出腳步,卻做不到

217
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,059
聽起來很糟糕耶

218
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,769
沒有比當全素者還糟糕

219
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,522
我能怎麼幫忙?

220
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,941
目前來說,妳爸的用藥成效還不錯

221
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:17,821
但藥效會慢慢遞減
但他有在運動,而且...

222
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,574
他的水分攝取有改善嗎?

223
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,034
他說...
-他就在這裡耶

224
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,787
而且他隨時都在尿尿

225
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,581
恭喜啊
-謝謝

226
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,584
護理師很快就會進來幫你抽血

227
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,045
她可能會有點害怕,因為對象是你

228
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:36,548
梅格,很高興見到妳
-醫生,我也很高興見到妳

229
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,383
謝謝
-保羅,我們下個月見囉

230
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,593
想得美

231
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,224
你喜歡她

232
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,434
妳才喜歡她

233
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,610
嘿,又去工作面試了?順利嗎?

234
00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,405
那傢伙指著我說:“不要”
所以,祝我好運吧

235
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,616
我正要去騎單車,然後買冰淇淋

236
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,868
你可以去拿我的滑板,抓住我的車尾

237
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:07,037
聽起來像個不錯的死法

238
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,914
來啦,冰淇淋能讓你開心點

239
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,583
好,聽我說,我...

240
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,586
知道了,好,我們永遠都不能一起混了

241
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,464
因為所有的事都變得詭異又混亂,懂了

242
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,216
艾莉絲
-再見

243
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,051
等等
-嘿,莉茲

244
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,135
嘿

245
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,638
怎麼了?你還好嗎?

246
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,515
妳養新狗了?小屎鼠怎麼了?

247
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:30,143
牠被恩西諾的一個家庭領養了
他們幫牠取名叫做“庫柏”

248
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,895
他們是白人?
-對

249
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,898
但這傢伙是個好寶寶,對啊

250
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,192
妳把這隻叫做啥?
-這隻叫做棉條食客

251
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,652
棉條食客?
-沒錯

252
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,321
你想跟我們一起去散步嗎?

253
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,406
好啊
-好

254
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:45,617
不過你想把西裝換掉嗎?
因為你看起來像個呆瓜

255
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,286
好建議
-好

256
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,580
你在找棉條嗎?

257
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,457
棉條好好吃,我知道,超好吃的

258
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,459
我去開

259
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,921
嘿,孩子
-嘿

260
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,174
怎麼了?
-我剛好在附近

261
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,467
因為我去買冰淇淋
-妳有幫我買嗎?

262
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,969
我不知道你想吃

263
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,847
當然要,冰淇淋的答案永遠都是“要”

264
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:07,931
我可以進來嗎?

265
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,601
聽我說,艾莉絲,這裡...

266
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,396
這裡是我的孤獨堡壘

267
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,064
真對不起,我應該先來電

268
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,525
而不是突然跑來,對不起
-不,沒關係,妳還好嗎?

269
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,985
妳可以等到明天嗎?

270
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:23,697
可以,老實說...我的天啊
我今天不想去想這回事

271
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,658
好
-好,再見

272
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,535
再見,石板街

273
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,331
你想要這種口味的冰淇淋?
-對

274
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,499
她把家裡好吃的東西都丟了

275
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,502
再見

276
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,798
是病患嗎?

277
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:47,513
對,算吧,她讓我想起那個年紀的妳

278
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,972
我沒有那麼可愛

279
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,852
有,妳有,妳想吃點東西嗎?
妳想點餐嗎?

280
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,356
好啊,我想來點沙拉,超健康的東西

281
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,860
開始了

282
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,457
好,我想跟妳聊聊...不行...

283
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,501
嘿

284
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:21,839
我發現妳要跟我眼神交會還是有困難

285
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:26,343
對,我只是無法相信自己竟然想要親你

286
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,428
誰會做那種蠢事啊?

287
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,346
大家都會

288
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:34,142
華莉,如果我跟妳說我最近跟一個朋友

289
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:38,856
犯了個更嚴重的錯,會有幫助嗎?

290
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:41,567
兩隻都睜開

291
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,195
你為何一臉悲傷?
-這只是一般的臉

292
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,322
好,你想去親你的治療師?

293
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,741
是治療師而已,我的重點是

294
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,702
她看得出我無法放過我自己

295
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:55,163
所以她開了玩笑
她跟我說我們都只是血肉之軀

296
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,248
她讓我覺得好多了

297
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,333
即使她自己也很不好過

298
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,002
她聽起來很酷
-是啊

299
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,129
那你如何讓她感覺好一點?

300
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,300
我沒有,我把自己當主角了

301
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:12,973
我覺得我對你沒感覺了,你太自私了

302
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:15,976
華莉,診療時間結束了

303
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:27,154
嘿,聽聽這個,我前幾天找到的

304
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,532
當妳...我想是六歲的時候

305
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,409
妳很難入睡

306
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:37,331
我們會把妳的腳搭在我的腳上
跳舞直到妳想睡覺

307
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,541
妳記得嗎?

308
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,921
恐怕我不記得了
-嘿

309
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,666
是種族歧視者潘的家,等等

310
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,167
牽著牠

311
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,213
她很愛她的白花

312
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,048
好耶...

313
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,467
完成了,潘去死
-對,潘去死吧

314
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,096
我很遺憾你的工作面試不順利

315
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,474
妳知道如果有重罪前科
找工作有多難嗎?

316
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,477
我怎麼可能被他媽的便利商店拒絕?

317
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,813
穿著我最棒的西裝,臉上掛著這種微笑

318
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,859
我們是很美好的人,尚恩
沒有人支持我們

319
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,443
長這麼帥可不是我要求的

320
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,695
對啊

321
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,656
聽好了,別在意一個你不想要的工作

322
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,241
你想做哪種工作?

323
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,870
不知道,我喜歡煮菜

324
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,582
在軍隊中,我們會厭倦那種即時餐點

325
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:05,043
所以我會收集些材料來煮
我的弟兄們都很愛

326
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,753
這樣讓我很開心

327
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,921
開心很重要

328
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:14,052
顯然我得去找一些
在家門外能讓我開心的事情來做

329
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,805
那妳喜歡什麼?
-命令別人該怎麼過生活

330
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,808
你覺得有人會付錢讓我這麼做嗎?

331
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,643
沒有,我們都知道妳得免費這麼做

332
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,395
對

333
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,773
我可以跟妳說一件事嗎?
是關於艾莉絲的事

334
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,026
她想親我

335
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,778
現在感覺超尷尬的

336
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,908
我根本什麼都沒做,但她現在對我生氣

337
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,036
尚恩,我覺得她不是對你生氣

338
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:43,373
我覺得她是害怕被拋棄

339
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,584
再一次
-好

340
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:46,668
我明白

341
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,671
來吧

342
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,382
妳狗狗的屁股怎麼會有一根繩子?

343
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,719
記得牠的名字,尚恩,要記得牠的名字

344
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:57,638
真他媽的

345
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,474
“若精神上無行為能力

346
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,519
我指示不要透過人工手段

347
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,604
或搶救措施延續生命”

348
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,606
沒錯

349
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:12,236
所以如果我昏迷的話
她可以用枕頭悶死我

350
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,154
真的嗎?你有什麼毛病啊?

351
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,949
沒有,我想這樣死掉

352
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,869
這樣我女兒美麗的臉
就會是我死前看到的最後一個東西

353
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,163
快簽這該死的東西吧

354
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,165
好,我要在哪...
-那裡就可以了

355
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,459
好

356
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,964
好,就這樣囉,梅格,謝謝
-謝謝

357
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,132
希望妳今天接下來都很愉快

358
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,468
別忘了妳爸其實...

359
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:39,346
挺棒的,不過所有的證據

360
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,640
都會在妳這次來訪接下來的時間揭露出來

361
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,600
凱文,再見

362
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,227
就是我,我是凱文

363
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,229
這是我自己很討厭的私人哏

364
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,772
這表示他喜歡你

365
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,774
我就是這麼說的
-凱文,再見

366
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,068
好,我走了,再見
-再見

367
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:57,614
我很以你為榮,再見
-再見

368
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,702
噢呼

369
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,496
妳還好嗎?
-還好,只是很沉重

370
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,541
這些法律文件,還有醫療資訊

371
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,626
而且是聽你想上的美女醫生說

372
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,628
抱歉,是真的很沉重

373
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:16,133
別道歉
-梅格,我和妳一起度過了最棒的時光

374
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,301
對,爸,我也是

375
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:22,097
聽我說,我有個應該
能讓我們兩個都振奮起來的消息

376
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,058
我跟戴夫聊過了,他跟我都同意

377
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,061
該是把他媽請出客房的時候了

378
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,398
那她要去哪裡?
-我不知道,她會回家去

379
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:36,111
或是去某個想像中的腳傷復健中心

380
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,822
我們很希望你...

381
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,285
我們很希望你搬過來
-真的嗎?

382
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,578
是啊,真的

383
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,040
你會有自己的浴室跟廚房
還有個小小辦公室

384
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,083
你要去哪,戴夫跟我都能載你去

385
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,795
你能跟梅森好好相處
他能認識一下他的外公

386
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,672
哇

387
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,301
真是太慷慨了

388
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,180
說曹操,曹操就到,是梅森

389
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,849
讓我跟他說一下,然後你們可以...

390
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:08,143
嘿...不...
-嗨,親愛的,還好嗎?

391
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,812
真的?不會吧

392
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,856
我不想搬去妳家

393
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,359
什麼?

394
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,321
對,真的太奇怪了啦

395
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,615
他根本沒辦法跟我待在同一個房間裡

396
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,909
他一定覺得我很遜
-我的天啊

397
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,453
他沒有覺得妳遜,好嗎?

398
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,623
妳知道為何嗎?因為妳辣慘了
而且妳酷斃了

399
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,834
妳只是在安慰我
-不,我不是

400
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,753
我絕對不會騙妳這種事
妳是不會缺男人的啦

401
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:37,840
可能妳爸就是因為這樣
才會無時無刻都這麼緊張

402
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,384
我真的以為我跟尚恩來電了

403
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:42,970
誰知道呢?搞不好有啊,對吧?

404
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,221
但對他來說事情很複雜

405
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:47,099
他借住在妳爸家,他自己也有煩心的事

406
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:50,477
而且終究來說,小姐,妳才17歲

407
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,398
小姐,我快18歲了,而且他才22歲

408
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,567
妳上過最老的人幾歲?

409
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:59,736
50歲,但我當時比妳大很多
-好啊,幾歲?

410
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:04,658
19歲,好嗎?但情況不一樣
波斯利先生是我爸的朋友

411
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:07,744
而且我當時很氣我爸,好嗎?
-我的天啊

412
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:10,998
我只是說這種事都是難免的,好嗎?

413
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,042
對錯誤的對象出手,上了不該上的人

414
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,212
但我向妳保證,如果妳跟尚恩當朋友

415
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:20,841
我認為你們現在就是朋友
這件事會慢慢淡去的

416
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:25,554
我只希望從來沒發生過
-對,我懂

417
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,639
這種事真的尷尬得要命
-嘿

418
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:31,351
不過,我以妳為榮
因為妳誠實面對自己的感情

419
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,938
儘管會受傷也無所謂
這表示妳就快恢復正常了

420
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,356
是啊

421
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:43,322
嘿,兩位小姐,妳們好嗎?

422
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,073
小加,我能跟妳聊聊嗎?
-我們還沒聊完耶

423
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,158
還沒嗎?好

424
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,079
我們聊完了

425
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,665
他在派對上真的很王八蛋

426
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,001
我需要再多虐他一下
-這是一定要的

427
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,337
再等個幾年,妳就能上他的朋友了

428
00:22:58,337 --> 00:22:59,838
波斯利先生帥嗎?

429
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,216
不帥,但他是我爸很好的朋友

430
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,222
梅格

431
00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:10,724
如果我動作快點,就能搭上今晚的飛機
這就表示...

432
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,017
好,等等
-我可以去看

433
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,810
梅森明天的比賽,所以這樣很好

434
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,771
妳不用走
-不...沒關係

435
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:16,855
你解釋過了,我明白

436
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,607
你不能突然搬去這國家的另一邊

437
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:22,569
我對病患們有責任

438
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,404
對,你的病患們,我知道他們多重要

439
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,615
他們甚至...會跑來你家呢

440
00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:28,659
妳是說艾莉絲?
-我不知道

441
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:32,496
親愛的,她是吉米的女兒
我只是想幫忙而已

442
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:33,455
真是太好了

443
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,500
你終於把時間花在
不是病患的某個人身上了

444
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,920
你知道什麼事很蠢嗎?
我總是覺得那個人會是我

445
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,090
嘿,等等...事情不應該是這樣的

446
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:47,302
我對於妳想為我做的事覺得非常感激

447
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:52,224
爸,你怎麼不懂呢?你73歲,而且生病了

448
00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:56,562
你真的此生接下來
都不對我好好彌補一下嗎?

449
00:23:56,562 --> 00:24:01,400
我整個童年都在聽人家跟我說你有多棒

450
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,194
我每次總是想:“你們他媽的在說誰啊?

451
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,946
他從來沒在我身邊過”

452
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:09,283
不需要我搬過去那裡,我們也可以彌補

453
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,869
我沒準備好這麼做

454
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:15,664
還沒

455
00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,292
還沒,我知道了

456
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:22,129
所以你終究會恩賜我們被你陪伴的榮幸

457
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:26,258
不過得等你無法自己進食或說話的時候
我們還真是幸運啊

458
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:29,303
梅格,停下來,拜託

459
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,972
我會替你向梅森問好

460
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,526
幹,天啊

461
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:49,239
好,我跟艾莉絲聊過了,她沒事
-好

462
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,450
我只要確保你記得你現在應該做什麼

463
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,659
對我複誦

464
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:55,204
什麼也不做
-沒錯,你做得很好,好嗎?

465
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:58,290
再次感謝妳,但這不是我想跟妳聊的事

466
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:02,085
我今天在看診的時候發現

467
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,462
我對於照顧患者很在行

468
00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,797
但在過去這一年,我發展出一種習慣

469
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:08,133
就是讓平常生活周遭的人來照顧我

470
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:12,638
尤其是妳。但是我沒有...我都沒有回報妳

471
00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:14,681
你在問我有沒有達到高潮?

472
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,683
不是,妳有嗎?
-有啊,有

473
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,102
真是個好消息,不只一次嗎?
-見好就收吧

474
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,187
好

475
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,858
妳很好心地說了妳不後悔

476
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:28,403
我應該他媽的也跟妳這麼說才對
-沒事,沒關係啦

477
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,531
小加,我應該也對妳說,因為這是真的

478
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:33,742
嘿,我還沒準備好認真交往

479
00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:35,494
妳也許看得出來

480
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:40,207
我知道我有隻安全鳥
-一點也沒錯

481
00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:45,254
但是妳讓我覺得有點燃起希望
搞不好有一天我也許有機會

482
00:25:45,254 --> 00:25:47,965
我...不知道,就是對此非常感激

483
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:50,843
扯多了,總之,我說完了

484
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,137
來個友誼擁抱
-好,我很想要

485
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,644
好,你的老二動了

486
00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:02,771
那比較算是抽動,而不是真的動

487
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,898
嘿,兄弟
-嘿,兩位

488
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:05,816
媽的...抱歉
-沒事

489
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:08,402
你們想吃烤肉嗎?
-烤肉?要啊

490
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:11,405
要,我想再吃多點肉
-我的老天啊,小加

491
00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,698
哇塞

492
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,741
我可不擔心

493
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,870
你應該,你應該擔心,你在威脅我嗎?

494
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:22,291
嘿,德瑞克呢?
-嗨,謝謝,我沒跟他說

495
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,168
謝謝

496
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:26,795
嘿,食物快好了,我需要個二廚來幫忙

497
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,800
嘿,艾莉絲,要來幫我嗎?

498
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,511
好啊,媽的,不要命令我啊

499
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,562
嘿,王八蛋
-嘿,王八蛋

500
00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:46,481
嘿,我是聞到起司漢堡的味道了嗎?

501
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,277
寶貝,我們愛你,過來吧

502
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,404
好啊,我餓死了

503
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,409
給我的?
-給你的

504
00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:58,493
謝謝

505
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,549
好,食物好了喔
-好耶

506
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:14,551
走吧...

507
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,012
漢堡來囉

508
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,223
冰茶,檸檬水

509
00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:20,307
嗨

510
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,080
嗨

511
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,166
我知道小加跟妳聊過了

512
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:50,879
但我當時醉了

513
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,924
我很對不起

514
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,684
我知道這可能聽起來很糟糕

515
00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:08,021
但我覺得妳也欠我一個道歉,因為...

516
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,110
妳死掉了

517
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,156
別誤會我的意思
我知道死掉可能不怎麼好,但...

518
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,495
我有點覺得妳搶走了容易的部分

519
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:28,750
真他媽的

520
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,878
我超想妳的

521
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,717
我的整個人生感覺都毀了

522
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:43,056
可能這就是我跟妳閨密上床的原因吧

523
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,187
嘿

524
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,815
我只是在跟妳媽說話

525
00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:42,407
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