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雷蒙,保羅說他準備好見你了

2
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終於啊

3
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麗莎,我們來吧

4
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史蒂芬,來吧,我們出去吧

5
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這是要幹嘛的?

6
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開心啊

7
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好玩吧?走吧

8
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別忘了媽

9
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你確定我們今天該做這件事?

10
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已經等夠久了
她想要你撒她的骨灰,對吧?

11
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我知道,但今天風有點大

12
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- 我不想讓她被吹進我嘴裡
- 嘿,我懂

13
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這週是我已故妻子的生日

14
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我也被卡住了

15
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我覺得我們兩個都該向前邁進

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看起來沒開

17
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是啊,別擔心

18
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好,我看到你得了厲害的獎項

19
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- 別批判我
- 天啊

20
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但我收到了關於你的谷歌快訊

21
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真是太遜了

22
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哇,我剛剛說得很清楚,別批判我啊

23
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- 對,但我可沒同意
- 也是

24
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是啊,美國心理學會要頒給我職業成就獎

25
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恭喜

26
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拜託,兄弟,這爛透了

27
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好吧,在這段艱難的時間
我有什麼能幫得上的嗎?

28
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沒有,只是我還沒準備好要退休

29
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- 我能說句話嗎?
- 我覺得你一直都在說啊

30
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我是,但我為此付錢給你,所以我可以

31
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聽我說,當我來找你看診的時候
那是超過20年以前

32
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22年以前

33
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我酒喝得太多,婚姻也結束了

34
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我的自尊心降到谷底

35
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我多數時間都在想我要怎麼自殺

36
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而現在,我的生活好得要命
有半數的時間我走進那扇門

37
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都不知道自己要說些什麼

38
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今天我本來要說自己感覺好老

39
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不知道我還能不能把皮夾克穿得好看

40
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- 你不能
- 哎呀

41
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聽我說,保羅,你整個職涯都在幫助人

42
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你應該值得好好地被讚頌一下

43
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有些人可能不會同意

44
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好,誰呢?

45
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好,你要知道我...

46
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很感激你

47
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保羅,謝謝你

48
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不客氣

49
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你覺得我穿皮褲會好看嗎?

50
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- 不會
- 那連身衣呢?

51
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我想你的診療時間結束了

52
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好,麗莎,大家在工作上
都會得到回饋意見,好嗎?

53
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但當人家給妳的意見只有兩分
妳卻當成了十分的批評

54
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妳沒說錯

55
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嘿,妳並不等於妳所犯的錯

56
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但我老闆現在覺得我是個白痴

57
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那是妳媽說的話,不是妳老闆說的話
妳不是白痴

58
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妳知道我是怎麼知道的嗎?

59
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因為妳他媽的超讚

60
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我喜歡妳飆髒話

61
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所以我才會做這工作啊,婊子

62
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妳看,所以妳值得我開90分鐘的車過來

63
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所以妳也他媽的超讚

64
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麗莎,主角不是我啦
不過拜託妳,別停啊

65
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不過真該死啊,90分鐘?

66
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對,能找到黑人治療師,這樣很值得

67
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我不需要向妳解釋我媽的自戀情結

68
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而且當我表弟需要一套新西裝時

69
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我們全家人都跟他一起去商場
也不是因為相互依賴的關係

70
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我們是群居的人類

71
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謝謝

72
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不過說真的
妳家的人真的互相依賴得要命

73
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所以這就是她的座位?

74
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對,不過把她丟在這裡感覺很奇怪

75
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如果有幫助的話,你可以先跟她說說話

76
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- 真的嗎?
- 對

77
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- 說那些你從來沒機會說的話
- 全部?

78
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你可以別提她切掉你老二的夢
不過,沒錯

79
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好

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媽,妳有時候很討人厭

81
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真的好刻薄,而且很愛批評

82
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妳從教堂偷了好幾千美元

83
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我以前都不知道

84
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不過妳的確養大了我

85
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我愛妳

86
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說得太好了

87
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- 謝了
- 大部分啦

88
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我們要不要來把這位女士撒一撒了?

89
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好

90
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你慢慢來吧

91
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不過請小心我的腳

92
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收到

93
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我錯了,我們應該快跑

94
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就在那裡

95
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我們是保全,停下來,嘿

96
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一邊跑一邊撒

97
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{\an8}邊跑邊撒

98
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{\an8}(玫瑰盃球場)

99
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《誠實診療室》

100
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(美好列車,嘟嘟)

101
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你們都在忙什麼啊?

102
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(哈囉)

103
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(艾莉絲萊爾德,哈囉,歡迎艾莉絲)

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嘿

105
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我們的日子就只到這裡

106
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但真的很開心

107
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好,我好愛妳

108
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{\an8}你根本聽不到音樂耶

109
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{\an8}對,我只是太想參與了

110
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{\an8}嘿,我的禁足可以結束了嗎?

111
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{\an8}- 可以
- 真的嗎?

112
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{\an8}再兩週

113
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{\an8}- 好,這太小氣了吧
- 妳偷開我的車,妳這小混蛋

114
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{\an8}好啦

115
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:06,528
{\an8}嘿,記得妳以前會跑來
躺在我們的床尾嗎?

116
00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:10,324
{\an8}妳會跟我和妳媽說妳超愛的某一首歌

117
00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,868
{\an8}- 我們就好像在開聽歌派對
- 記得

118
00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,037
{\an8}然後我會播幾首我最愛的歌給你聽

119
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{\an8}妳會跟我說我的音樂品味爛透了

120
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{\an8}對,我很想念那樣

121
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{\an8}如果有幫助的話,你的音樂品味還是很爛

122
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{\an8}很高興妳還是這麼覺得

123
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{\an8}說真的,咕咕玩偶到底是什麼?

124
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{\an8}好

125
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{\an8}- 敬德瑞克,乾杯
- 謝謝

126
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{\an8}你們人真好,我很感激

127
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{\an8}退休而且還頭髮茂密?

128
00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,065
{\an8}你根本就是天選之人

129
00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:44,733
{\an8}別說了

130
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{\an8}你接下來要做什麼?

131
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{\an8}不知道,我想第一年就在家放鬆吧

132
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{\an8}所以我才邀請你們大家

133
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{\an8}有部分是因為我為你感到很開心

134
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{\an8}我超愛你的

135
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{\an8}有一部分是因為我不想要在我自殺時
有人提出任何問題

136
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,209
{\an8}酸得太高級了吧

137
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,335
{\an8}謝謝

138
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,920
{\an8}我有關於婚禮的重要消息

139
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,380
{\an8}幫德瑞克慶祝完了?

140
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,758
{\an8}沒關係,幾週後我可能會
和朋友們舉行一場盛大的狂歡派對

141
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,426
{\an8}會有幾百人,所以...

142
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,678
{\an8}我們有受邀嗎?

143
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,264
{\an8}現在有了

144
00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:16,807
{\an8}抱歉,幾百人?

145
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,851
{\an8}各位,德老頭的生活比我們還精彩嗎?

146
00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:22,312
我能說什麼呢?我愛人人,人人愛我啊

147
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,814
沒錯,煩死人了

148
00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,732
嘿,嗨,我們好像已經開始聊我的事了耶

149
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,817
- 不知道耶
- 抱歉

150
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:27,901
- 有嗎?
- 沒有吧

151
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,819
應該沒有吧

152
00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,446
吉米已經恢復了

153
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,449
他又要來主持我的婚禮了

154
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,367
哇

155
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,286
你為何又讓他主持了?

156
00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,538
因為我是一個善良仁慈的王子

157
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,915
- 好,我可不知道你是不是王子
- 不是

158
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,586
我也怪罪他是個自私的混蛋,所以...

159
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,421
- 對,就是這樣
- 對,很合理

160
00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,381
我還是不喜歡把這兩個人當朋友

161
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,800
- 我們才不在乎
- 這樣讓我們變得更強

162
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,885
- 對
- 對

163
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,557
嘿,抱歉,我遲到了,走吧

164
00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,475
沒關係,其實我得去小便,我能不能...

165
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,686
小加,人際界線,妳能憋的

166
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,981
你說真的嗎?你知道我一天都喝多少水
等一下啦

167
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,818
- 早安
- 真該死,哇

168
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,904
哇,這驚訝的表情還真棒

169
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,865
妳不是要去上洗手間嗎?

170
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,366
不用,我為了這個可以憋

171
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,578
小加,這位是巴蘭醫生

172
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,497
你都看過我的裸體了
可以直接叫我的名字

173
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,210
- 茱莉
- 妳好,茱莉,我是小加

174
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,921
好,我得去穿件褲子

175
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,215
不過妳努力一下看看能不能
鼓舞一下這位暴躁先生

176
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,134
他很生氣,因為他是一位得獎的治療師

177
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,595
他會在房間裡得到任何獎嗎?哇塞

178
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,473
真他媽的,我不想知道,其實我想

179
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,725
什麼?我的天啊,真是抱歉

180
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,228
在我緊張的時候,會開始說一堆蠢話

181
00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:46,438
現在就是這樣,對不起

182
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,857
你要帶她去出席頒獎典禮嗎?

183
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,150
去上洗手間

184
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,404
她真有趣

185
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,781
可不是嗎?

186
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:59,409
嘿,頒獎典禮是在賭城舉辦

187
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,079
- 我不確定我是否...
- 好,沒事...放輕鬆

188
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,413
- 要不要去
- 不

189
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:09,378
不,儘管我受寵若驚
因為你的同事邀請了我

190
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:14,758
但我不確定我們是不是處在
可以一起坐著捱過無聊事的階段

191
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:19,221
我從來沒進入過這種階段
而且我可是結過婚的

192
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,235
我不知道洗手間在哪裡

193
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,736
走廊底,左手邊

194
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,532
- 我的天啊,瞧瞧她的腿
- 一個字都別說

195
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,284
- 真恭喜
- 快去

196
00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,410
好,我要去...

197
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,583
不過說真的,我為你感到超開心

198
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,834
這真的太振奮人心了

199
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,752
我本來覺得等我老了應該是做不了...

200
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,296
- 快去
- 但我現在想一輩子做下去

201
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,214
- 真是太棒了
- 閉嘴,快去

202
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,976
有你在這裡上班真好

203
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,604
真是令人興奮的企業會計世界啊

204
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:12,232
- 希望你玩得開心
- 爸,你開玩笑嗎?

205
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,650
我超愛掃描這些文件

206
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:17,237
如果你讓我從小就做這種事
我可能永遠都不會去打美式足球

207
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,322
是啊,好

208
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,825
爸,我對這份工作很感激,謝謝

209
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,536
兒子,我很高興看到你狀況這麼好

210
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,249
- 很好,繼續加油
- 是的,先生

211
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,797
現在我找到工作了,我終於能把這個給你

212
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,762
對於治療師來說
沒有比病患付房租更值得驕傲的時刻了

213
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,599
你能不能為我感到開心
同時繼續對他生氣?

214
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,519
好,我可以,小子,幹得好

215
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,689
- 你有什麼毛病?
- 保羅,超多的

216
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:58,153
嘿,聽我說,我思考了關於你得獎的事

217
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,240
怎麼大家都對這天殺的獎這麼執著?

218
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,324
什麼獎?

219
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,201
保羅被牢騷獎提名

220
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,578
他們專門頒獎給能花最多時間

221
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,746
毫無理由就生氣的人

222
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,540
保羅,你贏定了

223
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,253
好,聽好,他們總是趕在最後一刻

224
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,129
頒發這種職業成就獎

225
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:20,259
因為他們認為你還能發表演說
而不是踉踉蹌蹌地上台

226
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:23,387
胡說一些沒意義的事,然後還挫屎

227
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,390
如果發生那種事,就會起立鼓掌

228
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,641
我的人生結束了

229
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:31,395
錦上添花的是
我女兒認為我是個自私的混蛋

230
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,399
嘿,你說的這些事只是些小路障,好嗎?

231
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,984
你得打通它們

232
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,320
如果你邀請梅格一家
去賭城跟你一起慶祝呢?

233
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,572
你發瘋了嗎?

234
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:45,450
梅格幾乎不跟我說話,梅森只有十歲

235
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,286
他去要幹嘛?賭博、召妓嗎?

236
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,329
嘿,賭城現在是家庭景點了

237
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,958
所以他說的是
你跟你外孫可以一起賭博跟召妓

238
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,877
他是永遠跟不上我的

239
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,879
我都很衝的

240
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,717
- 謝謝妳來
- 好,我會來只為了一個理由

241
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,969
那張他媽的畫中到底是不是我?

242
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,347
- 對,那是妳
- 你說什麼?

243
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,849
那是妳

244
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:13,270
謝謝,聽到男人說我是對的
真的讓我他媽的蜜桃大出汁,兄弟

245
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,898
我應該更常說才對

246
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,820
嘿,對於我在藝廊說的那些話,我很後悔

247
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,113
但我原諒自己了

248
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,658
我反省了,花了我不到兩分鐘

249
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,622
但藝術展很讚,很高興看到你表現這麼棒

250
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,415
謝了

251
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,294
讓我想起我們剛認識時的你

252
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,006
- 妳覺得我們能再次努力看看嗎?
- 你說什麼?

253
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,426
怎麼?我不覺得我們不愛彼此了
只是我搞砸了而已

254
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:49,598
妳還是我所見過最有趣、最性感的女人

255
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:54,520
天啊,煩死了,這樣竟然有用耶

256
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,730
想離開這裡嗎?

257
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,403
哇,好

258
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,697
好,我覺得可以

259
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,243
媽的,我們竟然又做了

260
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,328
這個嘛,很合理啊

261
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,331
只要開始做,就要繼續做

262
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,458
- 對
- 而且,我真的很會...

263
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,877
- 是啊...
- 因為我開始跳尊巴有氧,對啊

264
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,088
我們很合

265
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,340
真的嗎?你是覺得性器官位置很合嗎?

266
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,467
我是說,就...很密合

267
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,426
謝謝你

268
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,761
- 我們兩個都有功勞
- 什麼?

269
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,430
緊爆

270
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,307
你剛剛他媽的救了我

271
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,768
我差那麼一點就要去跟尼可啪了

272
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,354
他說他為我改變了多少

273
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,730
他還維持戒斷

274
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,316
還說我有多性感
你知道我有多愛人家這樣說

275
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,485
- 妳的樣子真的很性感
- 我的天啊,謝謝

276
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,112
- 是啊
- 不過,我到底在想什麼?

277
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,072
為了讓他成功勒戒,我錯過了好多事

278
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,617
像是我拒絕了一份教職,蹺掉了會議

279
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,162
我失去了好多機會,只為了確保他沒事

280
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,791
所以謝謝你那隻超安全的鳥

281
00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,960
好,不客氣

282
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,925
它不會高興我跟妳說
不過我的老二不喜歡被說它很“安全”

283
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,429
像是“大膽”或“雄偉”如何?

284
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,222
那“像樣”呢?

285
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,765
“始終如一”呢?

286
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,017
如果說...

287
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,728
“勞工階級鳥”呢?

288
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,527
- 好,它喜歡...
- 媽的,它超愛耶

289
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:29,031
我喜歡,我得去諮詢我的工會

290
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,287
- 嘿,寶貝
- 嘿

291
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,705
妳想跟我一起去拿郵件嗎?

292
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,875
你要我跟你一起走去車道底?

293
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,084
然後再回來

294
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,464
- 嘿,你們好
- 嘿...你們好

295
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,548
殺死我吧

296
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,135
如果莉茲說要協助你做餐飲
你怎麼不請她幫忙?

297
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,970
沒啦,她只是在開玩笑

298
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,097
而且,我在我爸公司找到新工作了

299
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:56,975
情況如何?

300
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,019
我對於這個機會很感激

301
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,729
真該死

302
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,442
妳有好好看過這棵樹嗎?

303
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,819
它優雅的樹幹

304
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,031
強壯的樹枝

305
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,575
真美啊

306
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,618
德瑞克,你想上那棵樹嗎?

307
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,744
這應該不合法吧

308
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,997
拜託跟我說,你不是因為法律而退卻

309
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,417
好,我要去找莉茲來加入

310
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,922
我們可以找小加來幫忙
而且,我有一顆石頭

311
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,968
我需要妳再說得清楚點

312
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:34,346
莉茲把她打磨得最好的石頭
都送給她最愛的人

313
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:39,268
她只給了我一顆
還有德瑞克,和三個兒子其中的兩個

314
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,314
那麼,儀式將開始,然後我會發表開場白

315
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,693
你確定現在就想聽?
你不想到時候來個驚喜嗎?

316
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,112
- 對,我不善於面對驚喜
- 好

317
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,031
那麼,我會站在你旁邊

318
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,285
莉茲是觀眾,你準備好就來

319
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,162
- 你會站這麼近嗎?
- 我可能就會站這麼近

320
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,540
查理會在這裡

321
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,917
別擔心他,他會看著我

322
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:07,963
好,擊掌,你可以的,兄弟

323
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549
- 這是查理的份
- 他會喜歡的

324
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,551
我想...等我一下

325
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,761
- 因為我很努力寫的
- 好

326
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,471
好...

327
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,390
天啊

328
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,685
好,這絕對能讓我想起
你主持媞亞和吾的婚禮

329
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,604
- 是媞亞和我
- 莉茲,沒人在乎

330
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,939
- 不,那樣說不對
- 繼續吧

331
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:28,567
“婚姻”

332
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,781
我需要冷靜一下

333
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,993
- 哇
- 這可不妙

334
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,913
對,但我現在真的很期待這個婚禮

335
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,749
我只是得冷靜一下,我好了,我得放鬆點

336
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:44,875
對

337
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,627
高中打籃球的時候

338
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,171
如果有人跟我說垃圾話,往往都能激勵我

339
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,590
妳能假裝妳覺得我做不來嗎?

340
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,842
不需要假裝,這真是太慘了

341
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,552
- 好,去妳的,莉茲
- 不客氣

342
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,930
你們知道怎麼著?我這次照稿唸就好

343
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,349
- 沒有感情,只是文字而已
- 好,這樣可以

344
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,644
“婚姻”...不行

345
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,728
我死定了啦

346
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,854
死得超徹底

347
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,233
莉茲,這樣通常很好笑,但今天不好笑

348
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,734
今天是有點好笑

349
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,904
今天不好笑,壓力太大了
我父母昨天到了

350
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,532
我爸已經在問最後同志伴侶們都會親吻

351
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:17,908
還是有些會撞拳頭?

352
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,076
布萊恩...冷靜

353
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,703
我有點慌了,但我保證我可以的

354
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,207
婚姻啊

355
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,627
- 去妳的,莉茲,主角不是妳
- 兄弟

356
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,421
主角是布萊恩,幻想版的查理跟吾

357
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,507
- 是“我”
- 莉茲,別刺激我

358
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,050
妳只需要當觀眾就好

359
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,345
所以除非觀眾是一群吃藍莓的王八蛋

360
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,471
不然妳根本沒入戲

361
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,431
- 去妳的
- 去散散步,她不值得你這樣

362
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,891
莉茲,去妳的

363
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,144
妳不會毀了我這輩子最美好的一天
妳這個文法巫婆

364
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,231
這些藍莓還真好吃

365
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,025
- 你覺得如何?
- 我覺得很好

366
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,194
覺得很不錯,所以我才打來

367
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,405
我...

368
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,615
我知道那是世界上最爛的地方

369
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,742
但妳覺得賭城如何?

370
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:06,081
好,別批判我,但我超愛的

371
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,916
我也是

372
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,796
不知道妳、梅森跟戴夫

373
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,590
這週末要不要去那裡找我?

374
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,633
- 我請客
- 哇

375
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,846
糟糕,我們不行

376
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,514
抱歉

377
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,808
梅森這週六有學校話劇演出

378
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:29,813
好,那你們週日可以來嗎?

379
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:33,483
- 我可以多待幾天
- 為何一定得是這個週末?

380
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:37,362
沒什麼啦,但我要領美國心理學會
頒給我的職業成就獎...

381
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:41,158
好,對,我差點忘了
工作第一,其他事情都是第二

382
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,535
- 不,拜託,讓我重新說
- 爸,我得掛了

383
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,329
- 哪個週末都行
- 我得掛了

384
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,752
幹

385
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,013
你什麼都不知道,而且你給的建議爛透了

386
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,390
是你的病患嗎?

387
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:09,102
不是,他是我老闆跟導師,好

388
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:12,856
嗨,保羅

389
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:18,820
保羅,你的心情夠不夠好
能不能接受我請你幫個很煩人的忙?

390
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,158
- 不夠好
- 好,我不在乎

391
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,284
我就是要說

392
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,915
- 我要申請教授資格
- 教授資格?

393
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,211
小加,學術界是第五層地獄

394
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:39,842
順序是這樣的,寶寶、音樂劇
魔術、羽衣甘藍和學術界

395
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:42,344
別批評魔術
你知道我是魔術營出身的,好嗎?

396
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,346
我可以從你耳朵裡拿出東西,嚇你一大跳

397
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,348
- 別碰我的耳朵
- 好

398
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,433
妳想幹嘛?

399
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,186
我想問你能不能幫我寫推薦信

400
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,480
妳為何要申請教授資格?

401
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,483
因為即使算上現在的病患數量
我還是有餘裕

402
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,901
而且我們談過這件事了

403
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:01,154
更多長得像我這樣的老師
就表示會有更多長得像我的治療師

404
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,657
我說的可不是高挑而且超性感的長相

405
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:04,741
我說的是...

406
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,826
- 黑皮膚
- 沒錯

407
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:09,413
而且,我還有安全鳥可以用
我的時間多得是

408
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:11,456
什麼是安全鳥?

409
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,418
單純而不複雜的性愛
不會在生活中搞鬼的那種

410
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,377
所以,茱莉...

411
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,171
冷靜

412
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:22,926
即使她是個女人
也可以被當成“安全鳥”嗎?

413
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,094
當然可以

414
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:25,179
太好了

415
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:30,267
妳愛寫什麼推薦文就寫吧,我來簽名

416
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,395
你確定這樣不會太麻煩嗎?
我也可以幫你簽名喔

417
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,479
太好了

418
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,861
- 這地方很棒吧?
- 非常好

419
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:43,155
只是個小婚禮
所以我們只要花一百萬美元

420
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,158
- 真的嗎?
- 他聽不太懂挖苦的話

421
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,620
對於每個不喜歡他笑話的人
布萊恩都這麼說

422
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,379
- 婚禮策劃師來了
- 嘿

423
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,881
- 馬上回來
- 好

424
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,717
我喜歡他

425
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,219
我也是

426
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,639
我很高興你來了

427
00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,015
我是不會錯過的

428
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,561
所以你們要穿經典的燕尾服嗎?

429
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:18,524
經典燕尾服會是我的其中一套服裝,是的

430
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,901
會換禮服嗎?

431
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:23,028
對,就像我16歲的生日

432
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,614
所以,嘿,我一直想問你

433
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:31,078
吉米應該要當我的伴郎
但他現在要主持婚禮

434
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,162
而且...

435
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,166
我希望你能當我的伴郎

436
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,256
布萊恩,你這麼問我真好

437
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,258
但你知道,我...

438
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,011
跟你媽坐在一起,我會開心點

439
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,265
當然,好,沒問題

440
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,487
被禁足真是太慘了,但他都在

441
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,282
檢查我的功課,做晚餐

442
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,366
完全是爸爸模式

443
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:12,244
- 這樣很好,對吧?
- 對

444
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,290
把我的帽子還來

445
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,625
因為太熱、太陽太大,你叫我戴的

446
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,918
但我現在熱了

447
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,212
好,真該死

448
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,213
嘿

449
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,174
- 嘿
- 我打擾了嗎?

450
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:27,301
- 我們剛剛說完
- 好,很好

451
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,844
我可以取笑那頂帽子嗎?

452
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,679
是我就不會

453
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,056
要搭便車嗎?
我要去看媽,妳想不想一起來?

454
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,976
不用了,我騎單車來的
而且尚恩有事要我幫忙

455
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,144
- 好
- 妳還好嗎?

456
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,228
超好的

457
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,313
好

458
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:42,482
保羅,在你回到1940年代的
新聞編輯室之前...

459
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,110
抱歉,你總是會指出我不對的地方

460
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,780
我想該是我回報的時候了

461
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,741
- 這就不用了
- 你不能拒絕

462
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,075
真該死

463
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:55,412
聽我說,你邀請梅格去賭城
她拒絕你了,很慘

464
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,497
但你知道嗎?
至少你讓她知道了你的感覺

465
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,916
你得繼續做下去

466
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,000
他說得對

467
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,585
誰問妳了?還有你?

468
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:05,130
跟梅格度週末的計畫因為頒獎而破滅了

469
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:09,176
但他們可以把那蠢東西寄來給我

470
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:12,888
天啊,現在你根本不去了?
保羅,這是一大榮耀耶

471
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,431
拜託,我跟你去啦

472
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,099
這不算是賣點

473
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:21,605
那麼這個跟你“炒飯”的醫生呢?

474
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:26,193
你跟你的醫生上床?
我的天啊,她漂亮嗎?你喜歡她嗎?

475
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:27,569
小加說他喜歡

476
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:32,032
小加還說,我引述:“她的腿超美”

477
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,368
- 好喔
- 該死的小加

478
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:36,078
你喜歡她,保羅,約她去啊

479
00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:38,330
要你表現出脆弱怎麼這麼難?

480
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,541
孤獨堡壘的這一套

481
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,876
已經很無聊了

482
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:47,130
有時候你就是得坦誠以對,做個大動作

483
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,258
大家都愛大動作

484
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,134
超大的動作

485
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,972
- 你說完沒?
- 只要你聽進去,我就說完了

486
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,307
那就尷尬了

487
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,101
你知道我說得對

488
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,438
這麼對你說還真爽

489
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,816
嘿,我愛你們兩個

490
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:06,900
再見

491
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,321
走吧

492
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,490
我就跟你說他好多了

493
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:17,244
他媽的煩死人了

494
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:27,754
所以,我看你對白罪餐飲公司是認真的

495
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,674
我不確定會是這個名字,不過是的

496
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,426
我需要投資人,妳說妳要加入

497
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:35,429
我們當時在開玩笑
現在你在假裝我們當時不是開玩笑?

498
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,223
我本來是,但我現在有點害怕了

499
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,434
嘿,沒事的

500
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,894
- 妳也有參一腳?
- 對

501
00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,937
我很樂意支持小型黑人生意

502
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,647
妳支持哪種生意?

503
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,107
我就是黑人生意啊

504
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,943
這是一大筆錢,我得去跟德瑞克談

505
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,862
- 大家都冷靜
- 好,瞭解

506
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,822
嘿,小德德

507
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,491
什麼事?小加加

508
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:59,036
如果莉茲在尚恩的餐飲生意上
投資兩萬美元,你沒意見吧?

509
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:01,413
好啊

510
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:05,584
他思考了一下,但他答應了,妳加入了?

511
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,254
我不知道,我現在超忙的

512
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,590
莉茲,記得妳把它給我的時候嗎?

513
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,300
妳把石頭給請出來了?

514
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:15,802
真是顆漂亮的石頭

515
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,348
- 我想要一個
- 不,小加加,妳還沒爭取到資格

516
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,309
妳在媽去世的時候給我的

517
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,646
妳說這表示妳愛我

518
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,189
妳永遠都會支持我

519
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:30,651
去年妳一直都陪在我身邊

520
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,071
我真的很感激,所以謝謝妳

521
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:35,697
不客氣

522
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:37,616
也許這麼要求不公平

523
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,701
但我想妳是不是願意再支持我一次?

524
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,119
幫幫尚恩

525
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,332
這是妳說過最設計人的話

526
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:46,834
對,說得還真好

527
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,461
所以呢?

528
00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,256
就做吧

529
00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:54,633
- 好耶
- 耶

530
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:55,926
- 好耶
- 成功了

531
00:27:57,177 --> 00:28:00,973
你知道怎麼著?
我可以幫忙處理行銷、公關,我很會推銷

532
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,100
最棒的部分就在這,妳不需要參與

533
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,601
我會處理一切事情

534
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:08,564
- 很好
- 謝謝

535
00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:09,815
幹得好

536
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:11,733
- 妳最棒了,謝謝
- 莉茲,妳超讚

537
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,073
嘿,來

538
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,661
妳有點受傷了吧?抱歉

539
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,666
- 給我一顆石頭
- 不要

540
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,001
拜託啦,別那樣

541
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,586
不要,妳今天設計我了

542
00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:45,392
- 嗨
- 嘿

543
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:49,605
妳願意跟我一起去度週末嗎?

544
00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:51,023
何時?

545
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:53,859
現在

546
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,238
你知道你這個人很荒唐,對吧?

547
00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:00,866
知道

548
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:08,624
好,如果有人問起,你一週前就約我了

549
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:11,585
然後我考慮了很久

550
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:12,669
好

551
00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:15,380
- 給我五分鐘
- 沒問題

552
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,306
兄弟,你還是很行的嘛

553
00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:30,938
{\an8}(媞亞萊爾德,生於1980年,亡於2021年
慈愛的妻子、母親以及朋友)

554
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:32,523
嘿,妳

555
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:35,442
好

556
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,780
- 我的天啊,真漂亮
- 是嗎?

557
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,616
我得彌補去年生日的失敗之作

558
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:45,619
我真的覺得我們兩個都會愛超大電視

559
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:49,164
總之,生日快樂,我愛妳

560
00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:13,272
我來幫你調整一下

561
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,858
- 遲到了
- 不,會很完美的

562
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,442
你知道你要說什麼嗎?

563
00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:20,028
我即興發揮吧

564
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,259
- 不好意思
- 好,好的

565
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,053
這些位置有人坐了嗎?

566
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:47,973
爸,你怎麼會來?

567
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:49,850
賭城太熱了

568
00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,270
而且,我很愛四年級的音樂劇

569
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,398
- 戴夫
- 保羅

570
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:08,368
哪一個是你外孫?

571
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,204
應該是灰色大老鼠吧

572
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:13,457
- 爸,那是大象啦
- 那是大象?

573
00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:16,627
- 那隻灰色大老鼠是大象
- 真帥的大象

574
00:31:16,627 --> 00:31:18,212
對,他是個很帥的小子

575
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,589
看啊,這廣大的叢林

576
00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:26,970
我就知道你喜歡她

577
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:28,847
她不是跟我來的

578
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:14,351
你起床了

579
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:17,104
很好,好,嗨,我想播一首歌給你聽

580
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,481
真他媽的,聽歌派對又回來了

581
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,609
好,這首歌能讓你立刻就有好心情

582
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,694
好

583
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:33,579
好,我感覺到了

584
00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:42,754
- 別掃我的興
- 好,好吧

585
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,839
好,謝謝

586
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:47,593
我們在去客場比賽的巴士上播這首歌

587
00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:52,347
我的天啊,珊莫超嗨
她拿運動飲料的瓶子打自己的頭

588
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,349
我的天啊,就是珊莫會做的事

589
00:32:54,892 --> 00:32:56,101
- 超像她
- 叫她永遠都別變

590
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:16,663
- 嘿,下場比賽是什麼時候?
- 應該是下週二吧,我看看

591
00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:19,708
(2022年6月25日,週六,媽的生日)

592
00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:22,586
媽的

593
00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:26,089
我們忘了媽的生日

594
00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:31,803
沒有,我...

595
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,725
我的天啊

596
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,644
你昨天問我要不要去看媽

597
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:41,063
對

598
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:43,982
不是我們忘記了,忘記的只有我

599
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:47,903
我忘了,幹,我的天啊
你怎麼不跟我說?

600
00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:50,864
我以為妳知道,妳只是想要有自己的空間

601
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,742
- 媽的,我真是個爛人
- 不是

602
00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,494
- 不是,親愛的
- 我是怎麼了啊?

603
00:33:55,494 --> 00:33:57,079
我怎麼會忘了?我忘...

604
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,122
只是個小失誤

605
00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:01,333
親愛的,看著我

606
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,503
沒關係

607
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:06,088
不,有關係

608
00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:08,297
艾莉絲

609
00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:03,187
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