1 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,803 There we go. 2 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,015 - That's what I'm talking about. - Finally. Geez. 3 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,142 What's with you? 4 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,145 We're trying to enjoy the game and he wants to spoil the vibe 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,689 and talk about real stuff. 6 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,068 Eventually you're gonna have to talk to your dad about how he let you down. 7 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,402 Come on, man. 8 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,862 I told you he sucks. 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,697 - It's not gonna happen. - Okay. 10 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,033 It will. When you're ready. 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:38,871 Until then, I've decided that we're both gonna be available to you from now on. 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,998 But I would not call Paul after 8:00 p.m., 13 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,377 because last time he answered the phone from his bathtub with Julie. 14 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,838 How big is your tub? 15 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,756 Not that big. 16 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:49,882 My man. 17 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,928 But as far as your treatment is concerned, I'm still in charge. 18 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:58,015 Think of me as... as Santa, and Jimmy as-- 19 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:02,311 Do not make me an elf, Paul. I'm so much bigger than you. 20 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,771 You can be a reindeer. 21 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,273 Not the fancy one with the red nose, 22 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,192 but one of the randos in the back, like Fluffer. 23 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,111 Fluffer's not a reindeer, Paul. 24 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,405 Fluffer and reindeer are such different jobs. 25 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,408 So, how am I supposed to deal with working with my dad every day 26 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,827 until I figure this shit out? 27 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,662 Just love him. 28 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,830 Goodwill is everything. 29 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,417 If you meet him with that when you're ready to talk, 30 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,211 it'll come from a great place. 31 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:29,672 Game's back. 32 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,300 Unless Jimmy wants me to talk about my dad now. 33 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,885 I'm guessing he wasn't much of a hugger. 34 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,261 No, he wasn't. 35 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,972 You two ever kiss on the lips? 36 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:39,558 All the time. 37 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:44,521 Oh, my God. 38 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:46,898 - Hey. - Hi. 39 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:49,901 Sorry I'm late. I was with my mom. She was in an accident but she's okay. 40 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,278 She drove into a tow truck. Actually, onto a tow truck. 41 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,196 The good news is, 42 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,741 the tow truck driver was able to take the car straight to the shop. 43 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,452 All right. 44 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,661 So-- 45 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:01,913 Do you know what's crazy? 46 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,207 Now, my sister wants me to convince our blind-as-hell mom 47 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,333 to get her eyes fixed. 48 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,877 And it's like, dude, why is it always on me? 49 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:12,131 I taught our mom how to use a smartphone. I got her into physical therapy. 50 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,883 I got her out of Herbalife which was actually-- 51 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:18,305 I'm so sorry to interrupt, but has our time started? 52 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:22,183 We got into a huge fight last night and I just kinda wanna get into it. 53 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,435 My bad. This is your time. 54 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,855 Hit me. Okay, what was the fight about? 55 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:31,568 Well, I always have gum when he wants it but... 56 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,572 he never has gum when I want it. 57 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,284 I don't like things in my pockets and... 58 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:42,913 Never mind. 59 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,207 What, do you guys feel like shit now because your stuff is so trite? 60 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,042 - Yeah, a little bit. - Yeah. 61 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:51,296 Don't. You're paying me. So let's do this. 62 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,840 Come on, guys. Shake it off. 63 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,051 Mark, why don't you like stuff in your pockets? 64 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,053 I am not her purse! 65 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,807 My cell phone, my gum, my Invisalign case. That is not that many things. 66 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:06,727 I'm sorry. Then we also have the sunglasses, the protein bars 67 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:07,895 and the chargers. 68 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,147 Are you kidding me? 69 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,401 Are you fucking kidding me? 70 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,194 - Hey. - I think the watercooler's broken. 71 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,280 Yeah? What do you think is wrong with it? 72 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,407 The compressor must've slipped and blocked the filter hinge. 73 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:22,368 - How the fuck would I know? - If you're having a crap day, 74 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,579 we're drinking at Liz's later, if you wanna join us. 75 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,038 Don't give me hopeful eyebrows. 76 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,748 I can't control them. They're dreamers. 77 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:31,127 Jimmy, please. I keep trying to find nice ways to tell you that I need space. 78 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,087 The ball is in my court. 79 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,922 You are ball-less. 80 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,759 Well, that's not entirely true. They're sort of what got us here. 81 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,264 - I just miss you. - Well, suck it. 82 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,186 Cowboy boots on a baby? 83 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,645 Is she already a stripper? 84 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,608 I'd know that judgmental tone anywhere. 85 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,985 Mac? Oh, my God. Hi. 86 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,571 Come here. Hey, there. 87 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,365 Wow. You haven't aged a day. 88 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,450 That's a good start. 89 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,077 And so skinny, you seem like you might be sick. 90 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,621 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 91 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,123 So, what's it been? Twenty-five years? 92 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,043 Tell me everything. What have you been up to? 93 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,629 So many cool things. 94 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,297 Having kids. 95 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,340 Rocks. 96 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,592 Are you still taking pictures? You were always so good at it. 97 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,220 Yeah, I've actually been doing wildlife photography. 98 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,806 - It's not a big deal. It's, you know-- - Hello. 99 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,309 How did us getting wine and snacks together 100 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,103 turn into you handing me a list and me finding everything and paying for it? 101 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,396 Because that's how I shop. 102 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,981 Then don't get mad at me if I got the wrong cheese. 103 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,859 - Did you get the wrong cheese? - I got the wrong cheese. 104 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:39,612 - Hey. I'm Jimmy. I'm Liz's errand boy. - Hey, I'm Mac. 105 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,531 - Short for Macaulay? - No. 106 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,783 Oh, bummer. 107 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,617 How do you two know each other? 108 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,327 - Old friends. - Sex. 109 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,746 Two of my favorite things. 110 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,624 Well, it was great to see you. 111 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,043 You too, Lizzie. 112 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,924 Don't say it. Don't say it. 113 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,220 Lizzie. 114 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,098 I told you not to say it. 115 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:10,393 I'm not being weird. I promise nothing is wrong. 116 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,395 Are you sure? 'Cause you can tell me anything. 117 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:15,356 The only thing I can't handle is a liar, 'cause I don't do secrets. 118 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,150 - I'm in my honesty era. - Hey. 119 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,696 Summer, is that my shirt? 120 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,447 I found it in a basket. 121 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,741 I got glitter on it. My B, pimp. I'll go change. 122 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,828 - Thanks, Summer. - No problem. 123 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,122 - Oh, my God. You hate her. - I don't hate her. 124 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:34,125 I just hate everything she says and does. 125 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,585 I love this for you. 126 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,337 I wish Gaby was here, 127 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,464 but thanks to Jimmy's sad and selfish penis, 128 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,300 she's once again not coming. 129 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,302 My penis is neither of those things. 130 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,888 It's optimistic and it always puts others first. 131 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,472 So, your penis is like Elmo? 132 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,726 Same color. Much deeper voice though. 133 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,352 Tickle me. Tickle me. 134 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,395 Stop. No, stop. Stop that. 135 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,063 My dick sounds like André the Giant. 136 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,942 Hello, lady. Anybody want a penis? 137 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,153 Would anyone like some wrong cheese? 138 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,364 I'll take some, Lizzie. 139 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,783 We ran into this guy who calls her Lizzie. 140 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,747 You... you ran into Mac? 141 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,082 Were you gonna tell me? 142 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,209 It was nothing. 143 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,336 What? I don't know what's going on here. 144 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:21,839 - I didn't think anything bothered Derek. - No, I'm not jealous. 145 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,800 I mean, I don't care about any of the people she slept with before me. 146 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,970 Not her college boyfriend, not Lenny Kravitz... 147 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,305 Really? 148 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,723 Well, I mean, I thought he was Lenny Kravitz 149 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,392 and he didn't correct me for quite some time. 150 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,813 There's something about this Mac guy that just gets under my skin. 151 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,106 Here we go. 152 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,151 If she asked him to run away with her, he wouldn't think twice. 153 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,445 Gone. Poof. Puff of smoke. 154 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:48,407 - And it's so disrespectful, right? - Yeah. 155 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,493 Right. 156 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,036 - Dude. - I'm sorry. 157 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,331 I'm really... Seriously, I'm sorry. 158 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,375 - Hey, Dad. - Oh, good. You found your wallet. 159 00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:01,212 Yeah. Unfortunately, it still does not have a credit card inside of it. 160 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,339 Can I borrow some money for some school stuff? 161 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,340 What kinda school stuff? 162 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,424 A smash burger. 163 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,343 - That sounds about right. - Yeah. 164 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,595 - Hey. - Hi. 165 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,389 I'm sorry. I had to. 166 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,559 - You had to... - You slut! 167 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,310 - How could you? - Shit! 168 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,312 Hey, easy! 169 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,438 My boob! 170 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,774 Hey, Summer. Use your words. 171 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,610 You said he looked like one of the little statue boys who pee in fountains 172 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,154 and you fucked him anyway. 173 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,574 Summer, hold up. 174 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:30,701 Do not follow me! 175 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,620 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 176 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,335 Well, sad for Connor. 177 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,213 Happy for me. 178 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,625 {\an8}Hey. How's the boob? 179 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:21,752 {\an8}It hurts. 180 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,922 {\an8}This is why I never fuck with redheads. 181 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,924 {\an8}My hands are covered in glitter. 182 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,177 {\an8}I deserved that. 183 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,553 {\an8}I'm really such a piece of shit. 184 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,139 {\an8}Hey. Don't go there. 185 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,058 {\an8}I wanna start this conversation... 186 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:39,976 {\an8}by letting you know that I am a sex-positive dad. 187 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,604 {\an8}Gross. No, we're not doing that. 188 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:42,856 {\an8}Thank God. 189 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,191 {\an8}What do you think's going on? 190 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,903 {\an8}I mean, you never really seemed that interested in Connor. 191 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,781 {\an8}I don't wanna talk about it. 192 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,157 {\an8}Okay. 193 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:57,286 {\an8}I did kinda feel like we were starting to get to the point 194 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,871 {\an8}where we could share anything. 195 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,124 {\an8}Do you really believe that or are you just trying to guilt me right now? 196 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,460 {\an8}Can it be both? 197 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,091 {\an8}This is the part I normally storm away but I'm in pain. 198 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,468 {\an8}Do you want me to do it for you? 199 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,096 {\an8}- Sure. - God, Dad. 200 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,853 {\an8}And you know, I would come home more 201 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:24,021 {\an8}if my sister wasn't always up my ass all the time. 202 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,817 {\an8}You know, former addicts are always just so judgy. It's like, shit. 203 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:31,822 {\an8}So, you grew up taking care of an addict and then you married one. 204 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,198 {\an8}Interesting. 205 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,659 {\an8}Cool observation, Paul. Definitely never thought of that. 206 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,327 {\an8}Look, I get the family shit. 207 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,788 {\an8}My daughter comes to town to give a speech 208 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:45,501 {\an8}and now she, my cardboard son-in-law and my ex-wife are in my home. 209 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,796 {\an8}I assume they plan on murdering me with small talk. 210 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:52,008 {\an8}What's your ex-wife like? Is she a hot piece of ass like Julie? 211 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,718 Nobody's as hot as Julie. 212 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,596 That's the correct answer, and I will report that back to my queen. 213 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,682 My man! She's so hot. 214 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,018 Listen, I know you said you needed some space. 215 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,269 I don't mean to cross-- 216 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,730 could you just stop talking for just a second? 217 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,608 - Why? - So I can leave. 218 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,693 I am so bored with this shit. 219 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,613 - Okay. - Everyone is. 220 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,992 Who's everyone, Paul? It's just three of us who work here. 221 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,162 Gaby, look, I need some help with Alice. 222 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,288 I heard about that tit punch. 223 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,041 That's crazy Connor has two hot girls fighting over him. 224 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,711 That poor little cherub has no idea he peaked at 19. 225 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,672 I just wish I knew why Alice did it, you know? But she won't talk to me. 226 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,965 Tell me you didn't guilt her. 227 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,510 I don't guilt children. 228 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,677 I guilted her so bad. 229 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,179 Why do you always have to make shit about you? 230 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,889 You wanna be friends again? 231 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,266 Real friends tell each other hard truths, so here you go. 232 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:46,604 All Alice needs is to feel loved, and maybe take her out and cheer her up 233 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,397 so she doesn't feel like the whole world is ending. 234 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,483 You don't need to know why she bonked her best friend's boyfriend. 235 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,442 She knows why she did it. 236 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,819 Besides, nobody's hiring you to teach a master class 237 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,739 on how to choose an appropriate fuck buddy. 238 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,452 I know you're just being mean but that would be a super popular class. 239 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,915 You didn't have to drive me. 240 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,417 Are you kidding? I wanted to. 241 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,294 That's what you decided to wear on your first day of school? 242 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,381 You look like a police sketch. 243 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,049 I'm sure Summer already told everybody about what I did, 244 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,219 so it's time to go be the school slut. 245 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,012 You know what? 246 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,930 Put your seat belt back on. 247 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,391 What? Why? 248 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,186 Okay. 249 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,487 A tattoo? Really? 250 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,947 You're turning 18 in a few weeks. 251 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,866 I figure you're gonna get one whether I say yes or not. 252 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,118 Definitely. 253 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,454 Though, I was gonna get it somewhere you'd never see. 254 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,791 For all I know, you did that already. 255 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:51,628 You laughed way too hard at that. 256 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,591 Here you go, grumpy. Eat something. 257 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,593 Well, you must be a saint. 258 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:02,305 The only thing I can think of worse than being in a relationship with Paul 259 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:05,099 is being in a relationship with an old Paul. 260 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,852 Luckily, he's afraid of me. 261 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,478 Congrats. 262 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,023 There he is. 263 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,153 How cool is it that Susie and Julie are hitting it off? 264 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,405 So cool, Dave. 265 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,825 Hope they talk about how I fuck. 266 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:26,955 - Right. Well... So, how are-- - Get me a glass of red wine, will you? 267 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,290 Yep. Coming up. 268 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,000 I'm lucky for every hour I get past sunset. 269 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,585 Here's Kevin. 270 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,836 Why does he call you Kevin? 271 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:37,131 He's trying to keep me grounded, but it's not working. 272 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,800 - Hello, beautiful Julie. - Brian. 273 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,845 And you must be beautiful Susan. Charmed, I'm sure. 274 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,181 - I like him. - Yeah, he's very sparkly. 275 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,850 Sorry that I'm late. I was meeting someone. 276 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,561 And I got your all-caps email. 277 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:54,023 The answer is no, you can't sue your neighbor for hosting a drum circle. 278 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,900 It's weekly, Kevin. 279 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,904 All right, everyone. Grab your cocktails. We're playing running charades. 280 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:00,822 Dad, your favorite. 281 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,116 - What's running charades? - How the fuck would I know? 282 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,744 Listen. Before you play, I made the revisions to the family trust. 283 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:10,248 - I just need Susan to sign this. - Susan. 284 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:14,168 We probably should've done this back when Mason was born, 285 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:18,257 but Paul was busy hiding from me for 20 years. 286 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,133 - You're fun. - Thank you. 287 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,261 - She's fun. - So fun. 288 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,554 Yeah. Hey, Dave. 289 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,180 So, what I was trying to tell you earlier-- 290 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,516 - No. - Nope. 291 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,059 You gotta get me outta here. 292 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,353 No, no. Do not involve me in this. 293 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,438 I won't. 294 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,442 Everyone, I'm sorry. I gotta go to Kevin's office and sign this thing. 295 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,113 There's some problem. He'll explain why. 296 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,322 I need Paul to sign this 297 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,490 - in front of a notary... - Oh, man. 298 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,492 ...and the only guy I know can't walk, so we gotta go to him. 299 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,077 It's a tragic story really. 300 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,454 Jesus Christ. 301 00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,673 - Hi. - Is that Mac? 302 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,382 Tell him I said hi. 303 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,509 And Mac's a stupid name. 304 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,678 How you doing? 305 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:06,929 It's a total shit show here. 306 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,181 Derek's torturing me 307 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,600 and Connor's gone back into full whiny bitch mode. 308 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,727 - Mom? - Yes, sweetheart? 309 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,103 Can I watch TV in your room? 310 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,898 Of course. I love you so much. 311 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,775 Oh, my God. What a puss. How are you? 312 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,528 Prepping for the worst, but you know, we got this. 313 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,280 We are strong, Black women. 314 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,116 Okay. I'ma let you get away with that just this once. 315 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,327 - Copy that. - Bye. 316 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,206 You think 'cause you got that big-ass water bottle 317 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,041 that you better than everybody? 318 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,834 Mind your own damn business, Mr. Bailey. 319 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:37,960 Shit. 320 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,337 You waiting on an invite 321 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,506 or did you just forget this is your house since you never visit? 322 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,300 Dragging me from the front porch, huh? 323 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,801 She porch-drag everybody. 324 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,179 - Shut the fuck up, Mr. Bailey. - Yeah, be quiet, Mr. Bailey. 325 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,347 - Damn. - Damn. 326 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,266 Looking like a Splash Mountain operator. 327 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,310 Dad, are you not gonna look? 328 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,647 No. But it sounds and smells amazing. 329 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,147 Done. 330 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:01,360 - What's "TL" stand for? - It's my mom's initials. 331 00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,195 Hey, what was the deal with Mom's tattoos? 332 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,698 Was there any special meaning behind the skeleton on the skateboard? 333 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,325 There was, as a matter of fact. 334 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,663 It meant that she was very drunk that night, so... 335 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,748 You want some ink? Give you a buy one, get one. 336 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,376 I don't think I'm really interested in a discount tattoo. 337 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:22,046 Dad, it would mean a lot to me if we both had Mom's initials tattooed. 338 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,549 Are you guilting me now? 339 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:24,967 Please? 340 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,427 Fuck. 341 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,140 So, what was that back at your place? 342 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,144 - No, thank you. - Oh, come on. You can talk to me. 343 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,855 We're in the cone of silence. 344 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,816 Did you ever cheat on one of your romantic partners? 345 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,610 Not sure how much you know about the gay community in California 346 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,822 but we're very big on monogamy. 347 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,241 Well, in the '60s it was the opposite. 348 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,450 How about that? 349 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,703 For the record, I've never cheated on Charlie. 350 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:57,123 Susan and I got married so fucking young. 351 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,170 And just when Meg came along, my career took off. 352 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:05,757 Books, speaking tours, the whole deal. 353 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,468 We grew apart. 354 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,803 So you were a cliché. 355 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,640 I'm not interested in your participation in my story. 356 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,975 Yeah, right. 357 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:19,062 We had a big fight. Didn't speak for days. 358 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:24,902 And then one morning, she calls my hotel room and says she's sorry 359 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:30,657 but what she doesn't know is that there's another woman in my bed. 360 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,534 Gasp. 361 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,327 Sorry. 362 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:38,874 I admitted it and she took Meg away so fast. 363 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:44,338 I was so full of shame that I didn't really fight back. 364 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,924 I have no idea why she wants to reconnect now. 365 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,550 Why don't you just ask her? 366 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,095 Because if it's got anything to do with the past, I'm not interested. 367 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,555 So you're scared? 368 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,016 I'm not scared. 369 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,559 I'm apprehensive. 370 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,021 A solid synonym for scared. 371 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,652 I love pain. 372 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,154 Okay. 373 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,075 Drive me home now, Kevin. 374 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:20,039 Dad. Dad. 375 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,124 Dad. 376 00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,252 Is that one needle? 377 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,046 That's one needle? That's one needle? Is that one needle? 378 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,675 Answer me! Is that one needle? I just wanna know how many needles it is. 379 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,052 Her eyes have gotten so bad. 380 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,887 She needs the cataract surgery. 381 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,765 I'm afraid she gon' hurt herself. 382 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,724 And she always got a tit out. 383 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,768 I mean, Mom's tits have always been out. She's proud of 'em. 384 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,187 And you know she's stubborn. She might not even listen to me. 385 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,564 Oh, please. 386 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,275 She's gonna be all, "Gaby, my baby angel. 387 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:50,903 Are you tired? Why don't you lay your head on my loose titty?" 388 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,905 Okay. 389 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:55,533 - There's my baby angel. - Mama. 390 00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,912 - Oh, Mama. - It's so good to see you. 391 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,540 You hair looks amazing. 392 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,917 See, I told you her eyes aren't working. 393 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,253 Oh, my God, be quiet. 394 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:10,590 It's a 15-minute in-office procedure. What are you so afraid of? 395 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,592 I know they cut open your eyeball. 396 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,051 How else they gon' get in there? 397 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386 I don't want 'em in there. 398 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,387 Then you can't drive no more-- 399 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,097 - Okay. - Who are you talking... 400 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,432 - Wait, wait. Mom. - You a danger to the road. 401 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,349 What? 402 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:24,229 Mom, can you please get the surgery? For me? 403 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,274 All right, fine. For you. 404 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,653 But I don't want no eye patch though. I ain't no damn pirate. 405 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,530 Okay, now you say "Thank you," 406 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,698 and then I will say "You're welcome." 407 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,950 Fuck you, Gaby. 408 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,745 You are welcome. 409 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,834 The shelter isn't using my dog pics. 410 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:50,130 They say it's easier to just take them on their phones and post them. 411 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,924 Do you believe this shit? 412 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,050 Okay. 413 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,761 I know you love giving me the silent treatment, 414 00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:01,308 but remember if it goes longer than two days I start to like it. 415 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,186 I'll talk to you this weekend. 416 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,188 Goddamn, I just talked. 417 00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,065 Hey, Connor. 418 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,858 I was thinking, with Summer, 419 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,569 why don't you just be grateful for the amazing 420 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,155 and emotional nine days you had together? 421 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,408 - Ten. - Even more meaningful. 422 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,828 But you've got to go back to college in a positive headspace. 423 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,665 I mean, the semester starts soon, yeah? 424 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,959 Classes started last week. 425 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,169 I was having such a good time with Summer 426 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,463 and now I feel like I have to stay so that I can fix this. 427 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,757 Please don't be mad. 428 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,010 I feel like you're mad. 429 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,263 I'm not mad. 430 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,056 I just need some air though. 431 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,897 - Hey, Liz. - Oh, my God, he's everywhere. 432 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,651 Check this out. I got matching tattoos with Alice. 433 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,819 That's Tia's initials. 434 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,405 At first, I thought it might be tricky, you know, when I start dating again, 435 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,365 to have another woman's initials on my arm, 436 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,618 but then I realized it's a pretty cool way to tell someone my wife's dead. 437 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,579 Not now, Jimmy. 438 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,080 Everything okay? 439 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,373 Earth to Lizzie. 440 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,375 Lizzie, you okay? Lizzie. 441 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,544 You can't help yourself, can you? 442 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,922 Fine. Do you know where Alice got the idea for a tiny tattoo? 443 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:18,259 From me. From my tiny tattoos. 444 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,972 We came up with it back when I was raising her for you. 445 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,807 And do you know what I just found out? 446 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,602 Connor's school just started, but he's not there, 447 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:31,814 because he's in my kitchen crying because your daughter slept with him 448 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,983 and fucking exploded his life. 449 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,194 - Oh, boy. - Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 450 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,196 - I don't sound like that. - That's exactly how you sound. 451 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,864 Listen, Connor is the one who cheated. 452 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:45,370 Do you really think there's a world where Connor gets to choose who he fucks? 453 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,664 - No. - I feel like I'm losing it, Jimmy. 454 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,752 And every time I feel that way, I can trace it back to one person. 455 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,212 Yeah. You. 456 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:57,632 And many, many thanks for bringing Sean into my life 457 00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:01,552 so I could start a business and find my purpose. 458 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,637 "Find your purpose, Liz." 459 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:07,058 Now, it's turned into a giant shit pie that I have to eat. 460 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,728 - It's not my fault that you went-- - I am not done yet. 461 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,690 You totally fucked up our friend group with your needy penis. 462 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:19,487 Maybe it's not sad or selfish, but it's so needy. 463 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,780 - It's okay. - And then, 464 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,241 you mess with Pam's construction crew. 465 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,660 Now they're throwing bottles into our yards. 466 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:29,997 And normally, Derek would help me through my meltdown, 467 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,417 but thanks to you, he's not speaking to me, 468 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,629 and for some reason, I don't like it this time. 469 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,632 I apologized for that and you forgave me. 470 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,176 You're unforgiven. You are fucking unforgiven. 471 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,054 And you're the original unforgiver. 472 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,849 But you don't care. You don't do anything about it. 473 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,392 Like with Gaby. 474 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,018 I finally had a cool friend. 475 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,314 I even bragged to all the people I hate about her, 476 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,983 but because she doesn't come around here anymore, 477 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,776 they don't believe she's real. 478 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,404 And yes, I might've said she was 7' tall. 479 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,781 But you drove her away and you've done nothing about it. 480 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,908 You're just sitting around 481 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,202 waiting for someone to gallop in on their white horse 482 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,705 and fix everything for you because that's what you fucking do. 483 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,622 Right? Isn't it? 484 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,166 Fuck you, Jimmy. 485 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,919 This was a fun day. 486 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:21,257 If you go the adoption route, I have a few questions. 487 00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:24,135 And remember, there are no wrong answers. 488 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,679 Okay, first up, any racial preferences? 489 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,389 What's Pedro Pascal? 490 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,392 Maybe there are some wrong answers. 491 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:32,310 Okay, next question. 492 00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,855 Would you be willing to consider a child with a medical condition 493 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,732 who may require extra care? 494 00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,525 Of course. 495 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,736 No. 496 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,361 I can see you. 497 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:46,115 You can just say no. Lots of bad people say no. 498 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,034 I have a question. 499 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,412 What if this baby doesn't take to me? 500 00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:52,914 Can we send it back? 501 00:22:52,915 --> 00:22:57,877 Well, there are no returns, but there is a 30-day exchange policy. 502 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,172 - Really? - No. It's a baby. 503 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,632 Is this how it's going to be? 504 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,926 You'll get used to it. 505 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:06,887 I don't think I will. 506 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:13,559 So, let me see. You embarrassed yourself by being yourself? 507 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,186 How is that my fault? 508 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,604 Because, thanks to you, 509 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,232 I'm freaking out that I'm gonna end up with an estranged daughter 510 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,068 and an ex who won't speak to me. 511 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,319 Just talk to your ex. 512 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,363 You don't even know why she's here. 513 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:28,032 Maybe she found a painting worth a billion dollars and you get half. 514 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,535 It could be fun news. 515 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,040 Susan. 516 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,042 Why are you here? 517 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,546 I had a friend who recently got diagnosed with Parkinson's. 518 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,005 She died a few months later. 519 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:46,426 And I felt like you and I should talk again before you die. 520 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,141 You were right. 521 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,601 Fun news. 522 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,520 I like it. Why don't you brainstorm on it 523 00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:01,232 and then we will actually get more into that next week. 524 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,984 Sounds good. Thanks, Professor Evans. 525 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:04,528 All right. Bye. 526 00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,196 Professor Evans? 527 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:11,534 Okay. Well, can you please go pick up Mom from her surgery on Monday? 528 00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,411 I'd super appreciate it. Thank you. 529 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,330 No, I can't, actually, because I have clients all day 530 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,707 and then I have class... 531 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,417 Why? What are you doing? 532 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:20,960 I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to have a life? 533 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,795 Come on. This is why you live here. 534 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:26,883 No, I live here to wait on Mom and drive her back and forth to dialysis. 535 00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,926 You know what it's like to take care of somebody 24-7? 536 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,304 I do actually, because growing up I did it. 537 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,471 We all did. 538 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,599 Do you know how many sacrifices I had to make for you? 539 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,726 Do you know how many school dances I missed out on, 540 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,978 because we were getting you in and out of rehab? 541 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,521 I could've ground on so many dudes. 542 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,398 - You did fine. - Whatever. 543 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,526 Spare me the pity party, all right. It's your turn to come through. 544 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,570 I know I spent the past couple years taking care of Mom 545 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:48,738 because that's my penance. 546 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,573 I put everyone through hell. 547 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:53,951 I just didn't think I'd have to spend the rest of my life paying for it 548 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:57,080 while you get to go out there and just live yours. 549 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,920 Nothing else to say? I thought people paid you to talk. 550 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,424 Actually they pay me to listen. 551 00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:15,723 I have been avoiding you because I'm a coward. 552 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,642 Not how I would've phrased it. 553 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:18,976 What would you say? 554 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,479 Little baby chicken bitch. 555 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,190 It's better. 556 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:27,778 To be honest with you, I thought you were coming out here to make me feel guilty. 557 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:30,781 But if I practice what I preach, 558 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,910 I really should have met you with more goodwill. 559 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,495 {\an8}Great call on these pliers, Dad. 560 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,413 {\an8}Yeah. Perfect for deveining shrimp. 561 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:43,001 Yeah. And there's no one I'd rather devein shrimp with than you. 562 00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,878 Okay. 563 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,925 Look, I want to talk to you about something. 564 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,427 I followed you home the other night. 565 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:56,138 - I saw you live with your therapist. - Yeah. 566 00:25:56,139 --> 00:26:00,143 What's really going on? I'm not mad, I just want it to make sense. 567 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,689 I want us to be able to be around each other 568 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,858 while we still can. 569 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,734 Remember Meg's boring school plays? 570 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:12,363 We used to pass around that flask and play pick-and-sip. 571 00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:15,701 Every time a kid picked his nose, we'd take a drink. 572 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,829 Nasty little fuckers got us hammered. 573 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:24,168 How did we get here? Why can't we be around each other at all? 574 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,420 Because I cheated. 575 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,965 And I fucked it all up. 576 00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:36,137 I couldn't forgive myself, so how could you forgive me? 577 00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:38,473 Paul, you're forgiven. 578 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,351 Jesus, I forgave you a long time ago. 579 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,811 You could've told me. 580 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,314 Where would be the fun in that? 581 00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:50,277 Yeah, you were an asshole, but I resented your success. 582 00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:52,821 And I know I made things harder for you. 583 00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:56,365 Everyone okay out here? 584 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,533 We're all good. 585 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,702 Talking. 586 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,579 This is good. 587 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:05,459 Still, no matter what we did to each other, 588 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,418 we made Meg. 589 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,338 And she's perfect. 590 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,297 Yeah, she is. 591 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:14,218 And now Mason. Can you believe how lucky we are? 592 00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,804 What about Dave? 593 00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,392 I didn't mention him, did I? 594 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:27,189 Susan, thank you for this. 595 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,316 And them. 596 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:34,445 When you're connected by so much family and love, 597 00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,739 {\an8}forgiveness is the easy part. 598 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,953 So, I asked for your help and maybe I didn't do it right but... 599 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:46,040 I guess it felt like you let me down and I didn't know how to tell you. 600 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,543 Maybe I didn't wanna tell you. 601 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:54,716 I knew this shit would happen. 602 00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:57,135 Fucking therapists. 603 00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,929 Always telling you to blame the parents. 604 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,347 Nobody told me to blame you. 605 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,807 Now, what was the worst thing I did? 606 00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,309 Was it the 23 years of loving you no matter what? 607 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:08,856 Was it draining my savings to hang with you in this fucking truck 608 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,649 even though I have a full-time job? 609 00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,652 Tell me what I did to let you down. 610 00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:15,362 Tell me. 611 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,321 Exactly. 612 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,950 Save the bullshit for someone else. 613 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,423 Jimmy, what the hell are you doing here? 614 00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,551 Just so you know my intentions are pure. 615 00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:39,887 What the fuck, dude? 616 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:44,098 Shit! That is a mistake. I thought I was wearing black underwear. 617 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,102 Look, I'm here because I feel like you might need some support. 618 00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:50,479 And for whatever reason, your mom and your sister seem to really like me. 619 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,482 That's 'cause I used to tell them you were fucking awesome. 620 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,903 I'm not doing a very good job at giving you your space. 621 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,614 And I will be better about that. 622 00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:03,744 If now's not a good time, I totally get it and I'll split. 623 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,546 You coming inside or what? 624 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,550 And then Courtney has the nerve to call me out 625 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,302 like I'm holding her hostage or some shit. 626 00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:22,513 Can you believe that? 627 00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:27,183 What's happening? 628 00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:29,811 I drove over here to be supportive of you, 629 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:33,898 but then you also said that friends tell each other hard truths. 630 00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,650 This is awful. Can I take a quick shower? 631 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:36,692 No. Spit it out. 632 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,819 - Your sister's right, Gaby. - Oh, my God. Fuck off. 633 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,240 Come on, she is. She's right. You know it. 634 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:43,742 Goddamn it. 635 00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:46,703 Sorry. 636 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,789 Do you want me to split now? 637 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,957 Nice try. 638 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,167 Dinner's gonna suck balls, so you're staying. 639 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,462 - Do they know we slept together? - No. 640 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:57,798 Then I got my icebreaker. 641 00:29:58,966 --> 00:29:59,967 You're stupid. 642 00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:07,890 - Hey. - Hey. 643 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:10,977 I DoorDashed you tacos, but they brought me the wrong order, 644 00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:17,818 so here is CVS-brand Robitussin and those acne nose pore strips. 645 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,404 Actually sounds like a fun night. 646 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,532 I'm really sorry for messing everything up. 647 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:27,619 You hurt Connor, and I love him more than anyone in the world. 648 00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:30,997 But I love you second best. 649 00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:32,290 You have two other sons. 650 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,500 I said what I said. 651 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,378 You and me, we're gonna be good, right? 652 00:30:37,254 --> 00:30:39,630 You've got a rock. I just need a little time. 653 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,716 Okay. 654 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,220 - Was that enough time? - Almost. 655 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,682 As you can see, we can improve photovoltaic absorption 656 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:55,022 with semi-conductor materials, fine-tuned for specific spectral ranges. 657 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,065 I should mention these... 658 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,092 - Come on. - Yeah, child. 659 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:26,177 I put a little sugar in it too. 660 00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:28,137 - The sure is Gouda. - Get your elbow off the table, baby. 661 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:30,223 - Yeah. Get your elbow-- - Oh, Lord have mercy-- 662 00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,600 They picked up the trash cans this morning. 663 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,561 Why are your garbage cans still on the street? 664 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,604 Why the hell are you in our lawn? 665 00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,022 We're not doing this with you, Mr. Bailey. 666 00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:39,273 You're a garbage can. 667 00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,900 Yeah. Screw you, Mr. Bailey. 668 00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:41,984 You don't do that. 669 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,069 You show that man some respect. 670 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,987 He's a veteran. Apologize to him. 671 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:46,073 Yes, ma'am. 672 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:49,201 I'm sorry, sir. 673 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:51,494 Thank you for your service. 674 00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:52,704 There. Good. 675 00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:56,625 Now, get on out of here. Crazy person. 676 00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,565 That motherfucker. Yeah. 677 00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:22,441 What the fuck? 678 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,944 You forgot that. 679 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,406 Don't take another step unless you wanna get your ass beat. 680 00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:33,662 Big mistake. 681 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,338 - You really want this? Come get it. - Okay. Here he comes.