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我覺得我們該跟我爸說
我們一直跟你有聯絡,路易斯

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- 我同意
- 我也是

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當我們跟吉米說的時候,如果他殺過來

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我會做被熊攻擊時的處置

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我會原地站好,讓自己看起來很大隻

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然後我會大聲地拍手

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天啊

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{\an8}請勿靠近...

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{\an8}(三年前)

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她有什麼故事?

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她嗎?

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她是帕薩迪納人氣最高的婦產科醫生

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她最近把婚戒留在一名病患的體內了

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他們不是應該戴手套的嗎?

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她說戴手套的話,就什麼也感覺不到了

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她真是個藝術家

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- 好,那這個人呢?抱歉
- 不要指啦

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- 法蘭克,你他媽的白痴
- 他是個僱傭殺手

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他在打給他老闆說他暗殺失敗了

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我要他媽的宰了你

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他今天沒殺成,超火的

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你覺得他寂寞嗎?

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不會,他跟媽媽住在一起

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媽媽總是跟他說

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“我不管你殺了多少人
只要你有盡力去做就好”

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真可愛

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是很可愛

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等我搬去跟你住,我們會停止這麼做嗎?

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什麼?讓妳自己一個人等火車?

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那妳要幹嘛啊?讀書嗎?

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你知道我沒辦法讀書

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對啊,很好

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我永遠都不會停止做這件事
這是我一天中最棒的部分耶

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是牛仔耶,是真正的牛仔

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早安

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嗨

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抱歉

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他是真正的牛仔

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對,真正的牛仔真的會來宰了我們

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靠,幹,妳的手好冰啊

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我在勾引你耶

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好喔,好吧,我想要妳勾引我

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妳可以用我的身體來暖手

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好耶

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對啊,好冷,冰死了

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好

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你們還醒著嗎?

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電燈泡

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進來吧

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- 嗨
- 嘿

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我朋友傳這首歌給我,我得播給你們聽

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太棒了,聽歌派對耶

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- 好
- 這個朋友是那個

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- 練習後載妳回來的男生嗎?
- 媽

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不好意思,什麼男生?

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- 誰也不是,媽
- 誰也不是?

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少裝了,名字呢?年齡呢?

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- 你們有同課堂嗎?
- 迪倫不是我們學校的

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叫做迪倫

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他校的迪倫?

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- 有《飛越比佛利》的感覺
- 主角阿倫

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- 妳愛他嗎?
- 我可以約他爸去喝啤酒嗎?

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- 我的天啊,我要走了
- 帶他來

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- 別走,親愛的,對,我們是有趣的父母
- 我們很有趣,拜託

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別那樣看我們啦

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- 再見
- 再見

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我就知道這樣能打發她

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她好棒喔

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是啦,她還好啦

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保證我們不會弄壞她

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她是我們做過最棒的東西

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我保證

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我的天啊

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妳的手怎麼又變這麼冰了?

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我才剛平復心情

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跟妳說,保羅跟他的愛將吉米說
他得了帕金森氏症

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但他還是沒跟我說

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隨便他啦,是他的損失

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我一直在讀帕金森氏症的資料
它會引起皮膚乾燥和脫水

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這是黑人女性的基本課題
我可以當他的可可脂護膚導師

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可以聊真正的問題了嗎?

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妳幫我安排約會的那傢伙
叫做查理吧?我完全沒辦法

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什麼?他是我這輩子看過
數一數二的帥哥耶

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他怎麼了嗎?

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這個嘛,他指控我說
沒有問他生活中的事,根本不是這樣

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我問了他說他最喜歡我說的哪個故事

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- 酷喔
- 他也對你不感興趣

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現在我一定要上到他

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我會去問他要不要再約
我會問他關於他的事

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不難做到,我可以的

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- 嘿
- 嘿,布萊恩

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- 妳是小加吧?
- 對

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媞亞,我要跟妳說

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如果妳要幫艾莉絲找模擬考家教的話
我有個很棒的人選,康納很喜歡她

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- 酷喔,謝了,莉茲
- 不客氣

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- 再見
- 再見

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再見

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她真是個典型的好媽媽

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安靜啦

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我在妳家的跨年派對見過她

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她好愛批評人喔
就像在跟變裝皇后說話一樣

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我好愛她

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- 一定的,你自己就像個變裝皇后
- 對,沒錯

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你的藝名會是什麼?

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律政屌佳人

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- 因為我是律師啊
- 對,我們知道

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你他媽每天都在講

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好了,我正式搬進來了

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好耶

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很快問個問題,我的東西
會放在妳的東西下面,還是會永遠消失?

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其實是會永遠消失

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你想知道最詭異的部分嗎?

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你根本不會想到那些東西

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妳說得對,我從來都不在乎我的東西

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很好

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只有一件事

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一件小得不得了的事

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其實沒有那麼小啦,差不多這麼大

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(麻辣女王)

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妳休想接近小姍

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- 小姍咧
- 妳不能這樣叫她

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- 妳得尊重她
- 真的很奇怪,一個成年男人

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最愛的電影竟然是《麻辣女王》
而且我還跟他上床

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妳看不懂是因為妳很漂亮

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妳從來都不需要經歷改頭換面

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來發現自己一直以來都很漂亮

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我只聽到你說我很漂亮

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我差不多就是這麼說的

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那麼,要怎麼做呢?

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我們每週進行診療,然後如果我有事的話
就先傳簡訊給你?還是...

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我其實喜歡在辦公室裡進行治療

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治療師與病患的關係中
界線是很重要的部分

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我不太喜歡你的氣場喔

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不過我不知道耶,也許這樣很蠢

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你搞不好會跟我說,我根本不需要治療

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不會...

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我是說,妳在初診表上列出了
相當多的強迫症行為

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有重複行為、對衣服內外面的堅持

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- 對
- 隨時都要把手機的電

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剛好充到17%

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17是質數,所以...

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97也是

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幹

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這個國家已經沒有人
對自己的工作有一點尊重了嗎?

145
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保羅,你今天早上好嗎?

146
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有個叫做布萊登的小子
弄錯了我的貝果點單

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然後我...當我跟他說
他抹錯了奶油乳酪的口味

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他只說了:“抱歉囉”

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是想打發你的“抱歉”
還是很真心的“抱歉”?

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第二種,但誰管他啊?

151
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我家有個青少年
那是年輕人最真誠的道歉了

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真的嗎?

153
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那我很高興我們幫他們毀了這顆星球

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很棒喔,保羅

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早安

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- 嘿
- 嗨

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你的手有點抖耶,都還好嗎?

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沒事,很好,我...

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我只是沒睡好而已

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好喔,確保你的臥室夠涼爽
還有,睡前別講電話

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老兄,你何時才能不再當個
又高又蠢的王八蛋,叫他跟我說啊?

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我在努力啊,小加

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妳沒看到我在用眼神哀求他嗎?

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你剛剛是在那樣嗎?

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因為我看起來就像
你在哀求用熱臉去貼他的冷屁股

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這個我不用哀求,小加
他會把我抓過去貼

167
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非常感謝你們,真是太棒了

168
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各位,真是太開心了
很高興我們終於約成了

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- 對啊,很高興見到你們
- 你們得約見面啦

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- 對啊
- 我就知道你們會很合

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我會傳腰果農的文章過去

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- 你會喜歡的
- 當然會

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- 再見
- 再見

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嘿,我喝太多酒了
呼叫共享計程車,好嗎?

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不用,我來開,我只喝了兩杯
而且這杯幾乎沒碰

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把車丟在這裡,早上再來開走

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不行,我一早就要上班
家裡離這裡差不多有1.6公里

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- 妳要偷走嗎?
- 好可愛喔

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走...

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- 你們得快約那個男生之夜
- 好啊

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絕對永遠約不成

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別說了

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我真的好愛妳,妳知道嗎?

184
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我今晚一定要上你

185
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回家吧

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- 我有跟妳說過嗎?
- 沒有

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{\an8}(救護車,緊急醫療服務)

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我可以拿些花生醬嗎?

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好啊

190
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妳要直接拿走整罐?

191
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- 對
- 家庭號耶,不過沒關係啦

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嘿

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妳怎麼會在這裡?

194
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妳今晚不是要在珊莫家過夜嗎?

195
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那是昨晚

196
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這是你女兒?

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- 親愛的,要吃點晚餐嗎?
- 不用,不需要

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妳確定嗎?丹妮卡不只是個小偷

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她還自己賺錢付烹飪學校的學費,所以...

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我會自己想辦法

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好

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她不錯耶

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別擔心啦,我很高興妳來了

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今天是塔卡餅週二耶

205
00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,726
德瑞克,別吃那個,那盤是艾莉絲的

206
00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,604
不好意思,我還以為是我的呢

207
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,105
- 好,那不是你的,好的
- 好

208
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,482
好喔

209
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,526
- 請坐
- 謝謝

210
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,695
不客氣

211
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:13,864
謝謝

212
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,079
謝謝妳

213
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,331
我們愛妳

214
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:27,461
嘿,艾莉絲,也請享用我幫妳開的汽水喔

215
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,712
好,別理他

216
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,214
- 什麼?
- 什麼?

217
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,509
好,我剛剛跟你的律師通完電話
討論了認罪協商的事

218
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,303
即使刑期是一年
但行為良好的話,可能縮短到十個月

219
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,848
我每個週末都會去看你
就連下班後也會去

220
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,017
我不想自己一個人
所以我會去跟我父母住

221
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,645
住個幾天

222
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,565
爸,我明天有足球比賽

223
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,484
你可以載我去嗎?

224
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,986
真希望我可以,是啊

225
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,822
我有很多工作的事情得忙,所以...

226
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,118
我去問問莉茲能不能載妳去

227
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,829
我不要妳去看我

228
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,999
我不要妳回來這裡

229
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,085
- 去過妳的生活吧
- 什麼?

230
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,420
不要,你的生活就是我的生活

231
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,713
拜託

232
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,424
我們可以比賽後一起吃晚餐

233
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,426
吃點辣雞三明治

234
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,886
或是什麼都好

235
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,514
我們會撐過去

236
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,349
不會的

237
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,101
結束了

238
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,687
我犯了人生中最大的錯

239
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:31,650
每次當我看著妳,就只能看到那畫面

240
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,611
很快就可以,很快

241
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,153
下一餐吧

242
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,198
妳做什麼都改變不了

243
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,451
如果妳真的在乎我

244
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,245
就離開吧

245
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,497
爸...

246
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,878
我需要你

247
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:52,963
我沒辦法

248
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,758
好

249
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,707
剛剛有人在偷聽我們說話嗎?

250
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,417
因為我需要有人跟我們一起過去

251
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,296
發誓說我們才剛說要全部對他據實以告

252
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:35,964
有人嗎?

253
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:05,994
《誠實診療室》

254
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,040
{\an8}沒有看起來這麼糟糕

255
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,750
{\an8}布萊恩,搞什麼鬼啊?

256
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,711
{\an8}你真的覺得...

257
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,964
{\an8}幹嘛啦?你在做什麼?

258
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,675
{\an8}是我對付熊的拍手招式,竟然有用耶

259
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,178
{\an8}爸,別生布萊恩的氣,全都是我的錯

260
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,725
{\an8}在你跟我說路易斯來過以後
我就一直糾結這件事

261
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,561
{\an8}我去偷看他

262
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,687
{\an8}然後我跟保羅說

263
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:36,274
{\an8}他逼我保證不會去找路易斯說話
但我還是這麼做了

264
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:42,281
{\an8}爸,剛開始感覺很奇怪
但後來變得挺不錯的

265
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,907
{\an8}不錯?

266
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,410
{\an8}布萊恩,你到底怎麼會蹚這個渾水?

267
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,914
{\an8}我...好的,好,我應該能再說一次

268
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,707
{\an8}好,他來過這裡

269
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,792
{\an8}而我說:“給我離這家人遠一點,快滾”

270
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,294
{\an8}然後他說:“對不起”

271
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,713
{\an8}可是他的樣子似乎很受傷
比較像是這樣,“對不起”

272
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,298
{\an8}後來我說:“你還好嗎?”

273
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,383
{\an8}然後他說他很好,但我看得出來他不好

274
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,135
{\an8}我正處於同理心爆發的階段

275
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,053
{\an8}因為查理跟我決定要養寶寶

276
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,681
{\an8}如果是女生,我們要取名叫做莎登福斯特

277
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,642
{\an8}如果是男生,顯然就是福斯特薩登

278
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,352
{\an8}反正啦,我嚇了一大跳

279
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,313
{\an8}所以我去了他工作的咖啡廳

280
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,983
{\an8}不是去看他,只是去問問他是不是還好

281
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:23,404
{\an8}然後他的老闆
樣子就像《黑道家族》主角,不過更性感

282
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:27,200
{\an8}你也知道,就是那種
粗手粗腳但同時吻技高超的人

283
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,492
{\an8}別碰那種男人

284
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:33,789
{\an8}所以呢,我向那位老闆詢問路易斯的情況
而他說:“是啊,他超沮喪的

285
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,292
{\an8}他有點沉悶
但不能因為他掃興就炒他魷魚

286
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,585
{\an8}那就是他媽的霸凌,對吧?”

287
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,213
{\an8}接下來他就叫路易斯過來,我們就開始聊

288
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,842
{\an8}吉米,他的生活超慘的

289
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,011
{\an8}就像《噩夢輓歌》那麼慘

290
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,472
{\an8}而且不是中間那段
他們全都在嗑海洛因的時候

291
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:54,227
{\an8}是最後慘在一起
大家瞭解到嗑海洛因一點都不好玩

292
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,645
{\an8}他沒有朋友

293
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,397
{\an8}沒人可以談天

294
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,399
{\an8}他很痛苦

295
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:04,779
{\an8}所以我跟他去散散步,我們聊天了

296
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:09,785
{\an8}因為我知道我一定會受不了
如果我沒有至少試著去幫忙的話

297
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,370
{\an8}就這樣

298
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,498
{\an8}所以呢,在我跟艾莉絲說了這些之後

299
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:19,210
{\an8}她就說:“如果你不帶我去見他
那我就跟我爸告狀”

300
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,670
{\an8}你知道啦,青少年說話的樣子

301
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:24,507
{\an8}所以我們去了,而且很順利

302
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:27,218
{\an8}因為她跟對方說了關於她媽媽的事

303
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:32,391
{\an8}還有那頂高飛帽的事,然後她原諒了對方

304
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:38,271
{\an8}而至於你今晚看到的場面
有個叫做朵莉絲的女人

305
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,731
{\an8}她會發誓說我們正要去跟你坦誠一切...

306
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,360
{\an8}- 你可以停了
- 當我開始說,就很難停下來

307
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:46,780
{\an8}好

308
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,323
{\an8}我需要一點空間

309
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,742
{\an8}來消化

310
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,662
{\an8}布萊恩的獨角戲

311
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,498
{\an8}妳是我女兒

312
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,543
{\an8}如果妳需要我,我就在這裡陪著妳

313
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,672
你不是我女兒,我才不管你,滾出去

314
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,298
我愛妳

315
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,215
你去死

316
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,467
我能理解

317
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,637
我真的很對不起

318
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,389
再見,好

319
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,308
嘿

320
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,813
妳原諒他了?

321
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,524
對

322
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,736
我覺得你也該原諒他

323
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,239
這樣可能對你們兩個都比較好

324
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,760
(莉茲)

325
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,930
{\an8}(我這個黑人手藝很讚喔)

326
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,307
嘿,是我

327
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,518
你願意的話就打給我

328
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,603
我很想你

329
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,523
好,再見

330
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,319
這是其中一種
老德最知名的雞蛋三明治嗎?

331
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,075
抱歉,麵包是用買的
因為我忘了帶我的酸種酵母

332
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,370
就當作是答謝妳讓我在這裡過夜

333
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,578
兄弟,當然沒問題

334
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,832
你知道我很愛你跟莉茲,你們兩個我都挺

335
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,791
- 我知道
- 你要怎樣?

336
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,710
你要去見那傢伙嗎?

337
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,002
然後幹嘛呢?

338
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,881
不知道,去單挑啊

339
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:31,342
用你的胸部去撞他的胸部,湊得很近

340
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,428
朝彼此的嘴巴吹熱氣

341
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,306
- 直男在電影裡都是這樣
- 好,我來搞清楚一下

342
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:41,811
你建議他去見親了莉茲的傢伙
然後也許上他一下?

343
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,105
對,那樣肯定能給他點顏色看看

344
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,107
- 對
- 老德,別聽他的

345
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,734
這是讓你專心照顧自己的好機會

346
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,194
有些人會泡澡

347
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,530
我個人則是融化一整桶冰淇淋

348
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,992
插根吸管,像還原柳橙汁那樣喝

349
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,244
你呢?

350
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:02,583
我喜歡看那些老車的照片
想像去把它們都修好

351
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,126
- 我也是
- 真有趣

352
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,253
對,或是打瞌睡,我好愛打瞌睡

353
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,046
我去幫你拿我的重磅毯子

354
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,382
蓋起來就像快要被巨石壓死一樣

355
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:14,010
不過感覺很平靜,真是太爽了

356
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,554
- 謝謝
- 呃哼

357
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,181
好吃嗎?

358
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,308
那麼...

359
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,729
你覺得我該去找那傢伙對質?

360
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,106
不知道,看情況啦

361
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,567
如果不去的話,今晚你能睡得好嗎?

362
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,783
再見

363
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,746
好的,好

364
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,582
不會吧,他在哪裡?你幹了什麼事?

365
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,501
沒啊,這要怪妳

366
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,920
誰叫妳讓我跟他獨處

367
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,048
我昨晚又睡不著了

368
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,593
這總是會讓我抖得更嚴重

369
00:18:55,219 --> 00:19:00,848
跟你說一件好笑的事
你每次一抖都會抓我胸部

370
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,310
那不是抖,那是一種主張

371
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,896
我覺得不太對勁

372
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:08,815
我開始健忘了

373
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,108
那你有何打算呢?

374
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,653
我打給賽克斯醫生了,我今天就要去

375
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,738
很好

376
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,617
你還好嗎?還是有一點怕?

377
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,828
我不會知道啊,我這輩子沒怕過

378
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,081
但妳看起來有點緊張,也許妳也該一起來

379
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,123
天啊

380
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,918
怎樣?妳說妳想要我更脆弱點

381
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,004
這就是我脆弱的樣子

382
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,549
接受吧,好好享受

383
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,843
我喜歡

384
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:40,596
但我們說好了,我不會跟你去看醫生

385
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,100
好,我本來希望妳也一樣健忘

386
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,102
來吧

387
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:53,527
你很勇敢,我以你為榮

388
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,445
謝了

389
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,615
妳叫什麼名字去了?

390
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,952
我知道今天不是我的治療日
所以謝謝你騰出幾分鐘給我

391
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:06,622
荷黑就快要來了,我不想搞砸

392
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:10,543
所以我覺得你們可以給我一些建議
關於什麼該做,什麼不該做

393
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,838
我來負責該做的部分

394
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,090
吉米對不該做的事比較拿手

395
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,842
小心點,保羅,我在不爽你

396
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,759
你遲到了

397
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,804
我知道我遲到了,很抱歉,可是...

398
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,098
我進來的時候在對你生氣
但為何現在道歉的人是我?

399
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,018
你發現了我的超能力

400
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:31,355
嘿,兄弟,我很開心要聊荷黑的事

401
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,691
但你介意我先快速臭罵保羅一頓嗎?

402
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,443
聽起來應該會很精彩

403
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:39,405
你怎麼沒跟我說
艾莉絲去見了害死媞亞的傢伙?

404
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,282
- 糟糕了
- 對

405
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,242
糟糕慘了

406
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,702
別那種態度

407
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,828
哪種態度?

408
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,372
- 就是那種態度
- 好,沒問題

409
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,583
艾莉絲是我的病患

410
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:54,588
我什麼都沒跟你說,是因為她已經18歲了

411
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:56,339
她是個成年人

412
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,551
她17歲,保羅,她的生日還要幾週才到

413
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,345
抱歉囉

414
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,055
哇,好真心誠意

415
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:09,727
聽我說,我跟艾莉絲說
不要去見那個人,而她沒聽我的

416
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,062
我們都知道爛事天天有

417
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,439
我覺得你沒那麼不爽我

418
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,442
我覺得你甚至沒有那麼氣艾莉絲

419
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:21,114
所以你何不去搞清楚
你那麼生氣到底是什麼原因?

420
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,367
真該死,丟麥定音了

421
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,954
不要說丟麥,這不是丟麥的時候

422
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:31,082
保羅,你休想給我丟那支想像中的麥克風

423
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,416
我沒有那個心情

424
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,754
- 丟啊...
- 不准丟,保羅,不准

425
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,681
妳們兩個不用過來的,我沒事

426
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:47,849
別裝堅強了

427
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,725
我們是石頭姊妹什麼的耶

428
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,310
是石頭同盟

429
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,521
隨便啦,妳們知道石頭姊妹好聽多了

430
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:56,983
莉茲,嘿,人會去關心自己所愛的人

431
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,735
我得去上班,所以艾莉絲陪第一班

432
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,195
然後我會加派人馬過來,好嗎?

433
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,572
她知道我做了什麼事嗎?

434
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:04,157
知道,但我可以假裝不知道

435
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:09,036
莉茲,我因為偷吃被瘋傳
而且還被揍了胸部耶

436
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,247
妳超有說服力
成年女子就得應付這些鳥事

437
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:15,043
好,我很抱歉,我得走了
不過,艾莉絲,加油囉

438
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,048
- 妳肚子餓嗎?
- 不會

439
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,634
- 妳想看電影嗎?
- 太難過,不想看

440
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:25,803
不然來假裝妳有個女兒

441
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,765
妳可以幫我綁頭髮,給我人生建議?

442
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,894
- 也許可以吧
- 好

443
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,316
好

444
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:43,363
千萬別把手機帶進浴室裡,那樣很噁

445
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,781
細菌超多,很好的建議

446
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:49,620
就算是陰天,也要擦防曬

447
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,455
- 好
- 而且每兩個小時

448
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:56,043
就要補擦,否則就會提早變老

449
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,170
好

450
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,011
我就知道會見到你

451
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,304
去你的

452
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:10,557
聽起來很合理,要來杯啤酒嗎?

453
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,643
不要

454
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:15,229
以防你想喝

455
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,648
想要海扁我一頓?

456
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,191
我不知道

457
00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,735
就一個王八蛋來說,你挺好客的

458
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:23,779
我儘量

459
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,618
真該死

460
00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:34,413
我本來要對你潑過去的,不過還真好喝

461
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,541
謝了

462
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:41,255
我覺得掛在有人能看到的地方會很不錯

463
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,174
她一定很開心吧

464
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,012
我根本從來都沒看過

465
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,183
兄弟,你知道怎麼著?你應該要竊喜才對

466
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:55,978
她愛死你了

467
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,398
她仍然是我這輩子認識過最酷的女人

468
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,025
而且我知道...

469
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,485
我永遠都不會擁有這種愛

470
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,990
拜託,兄弟,還有時間啊,別放棄

471
00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:10,157
我在幹嘛啊?

472
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,326
我要走了

473
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,414
- 是杏桃口味?
- 加了一點蜂蜜

474
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,541
太好喝了

475
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,172
我要喝完這杯

476
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,007
你先滾

477
00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:27,384
好吧

478
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:42,857
小加下午的綠茶
這真的好好喝,因為是綠色的

479
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,484
妳在這啊,可以載我去看神經科嗎?

480
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:46,653
抱歉,我有病患要看診

481
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,947
也許尚恩可以讓我搭便車

482
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,699
看看我啊,我不開車

483
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,409
好,我們可以一起搭共享計程車

484
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,745
- 順路嗎?
- 一起來就知道了

485
00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:56,829
到底是怎麼回事?

486
00:24:56,830 --> 00:25:01,125
尚恩,生活中有女性相伴

487
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,878
缺點就是會活化人的情緒

488
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:08,257
所以你現在知道
自己需要朋友陪你去看醫生

489
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,344
但因為你是個食古不化的老頭
你不知道該怎麼拜託人家

490
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:15,849
所以你就讓大家都覺得超尷尬

491
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,435
我不知道她在扯什麼鬼

492
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:22,813
跟你說,我一直想要順道去你醫生的診所

493
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:23,898
一起去吧

494
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,358
好,你要真的想去才去

495
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,735
他很想去,去吧

496
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,781
我說我去哪找妳都可以

497
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:35,368
我不知道會是一個
半小時路程的地方,來找石頭

498
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,453
那麼,你就不該說哪都可以

499
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,789
等等,讓我看看...中大獎了

500
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,957
- 好
- 這是瑪瑙

501
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:44,293
有看到表面很粗糙嗎?
而這裡卻有光滑的質感

502
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,170
我是說,這跟另一面很像啊

503
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:47,797
沒有,這個...不像啦

504
00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,507
這個是最棒的

505
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,592
看好喔,老爹就在這裡的某個地方

506
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,928
老爹?

507
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:57,557
這不是認真的,對吧?
妳不是認真在找石頭吧

508
00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,101
很認真,超認真的

509
00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:01,228
我的天啊

510
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,814
我的天啊,我好像找到一顆了

511
00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:06,065
我找到了

512
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,234
莉茲,妳看,它在陽光下閃閃發亮耶

513
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,319
沒有

514
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,822
好喔,現在我討厭石頭了

515
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:15,116
嘿,我知道是小加叫你來關心我

516
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:17,286
對...沒錯

517
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,079
不過我不是因為那樣來的

518
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,664
我來是因為我對妳不爽

519
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:22,790
- 對我?
- 對

520
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,835
莉茲,妳生活中如果有誰在傷心
妳就會兩肋插刀

521
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:29,922
你幫了我、小加、保羅、尚恩、艾莉絲...

522
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,424
不要再說名字了

523
00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:34,011
輪到我們幫妳的時候
妳卻把我們拒於門外

524
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,847
很自私耶,對吧?

525
00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:43,103
他是不會原諒我的,吉米

526
00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,355
也許吧

527
00:26:46,732 --> 00:26:50,026
但我認為有時候光是想到要去原諒他人

528
00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,445
就會覺得完全不可能

529
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:58,952
但後來你會發現自己故事中的壞蛋

530
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:04,499
只不過是個犯了大錯的一般人

531
00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:07,920
對

532
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:12,590
對了,我問妳,妳哪天會給我石頭嗎?

533
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:15,635
你說你討厭石頭,它們都聽到了

534
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:17,720
小小石頭,你們有聽到我說...找到一顆

535
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,388
莉茲,我又找到一顆了

536
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,182
這顆很平,跟妳說的一樣,很光滑

537
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,267
並沒有

538
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,311
妳真討厭

539
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:28,357
所以,這裡...

540
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:31,359
就是妳上班的地方

541
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,486
- 對
- 好

542
00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:38,033
跟妳說,我從小到大
都沒有接受心理治療的經驗

543
00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:42,286
最接近的一次,是某個工友跟我說

544
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:45,332
“男生不能有情緒”,然後他想要親我

545
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,793
好喔,我很高興你來了

546
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,546
妳知道很扯的是什麼嗎?

547
00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:54,131
亂搞的人是莉茲

548
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,301
但我怎麼會覺得自己是個...

549
00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:58,636
討厭的王八蛋呢?

550
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:00,972
你要我先當治療師,還是先當你朋友?

551
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,432
- 朋友
- 好

552
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,810
德瑞克,你是個大好人

553
00:28:05,811 --> 00:28:09,647
你善良、忠誠,而且好到爆,兄弟

554
00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:11,315
你的腦袋瓜都裝些什麼啊?

555
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,485
現在我要轉換到治療師模式囉

556
00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:20,117
我有很多夫妻病患都跟你有一樣的問題

557
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,912
老實說,這種事都不是憑空發生的

558
00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:29,876
我知道她不開心

559
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,544
但我們結婚很久了

560
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:36,174
妳知道她有多少次
因為雞毛蒜皮的事而低落嗎?

561
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:41,762
比方說她惹毛委員會所有人之後
被踢出委員會

562
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,016
- 她不適合參加委員會
- 對,沒錯

563
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:50,606
但不管她因為什麼原因而低落
她總是能重新振作起來

564
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,984
- 但她這次有求救嗎?
- 算有吧

565
00:28:55,569 --> 00:29:00,407
她說她覺得自己彷彿掉進水裡

566
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,493
那掉進水裡的人通常會...

567
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:07,914
浮潛,然後欣賞很酷的東西?

568
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:08,957
不對

569
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,251
會溺水

570
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:15,797
所以,莉茲跟你說她好像溺水了
而你說了什麼呢?

571
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,884
我跟她說她應該去弄一輛
烤乳酪三明治的餐車

572
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:20,885
德瑞克

573
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:24,222
該死啦,怎麼突然間變成我的錯了?

574
00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,265
- 我...
- 不是喔

575
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:29,895
跟你說,不管你選擇怎麼做都合情合理

576
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,524
德瑞克,但你們結婚26年了吧?

577
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:35,609
對...

578
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,236
你有犯過錯嗎?

579
00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,030
沒犯過這種錯

580
00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:41,740
差得可遠了

581
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,912
- 天啊,真是太討厭了
- 對,真的很討厭

582
00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,623
但你會解決的

583
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,667
我知道

584
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,419
你和那一頭神祕的秀髮會一起解決

585
00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:00,508
祕訣是橄欖油跟檸檬汁

586
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:02,886
真的嗎?那是我沙拉的配料耶

587
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,430
謝謝

588
00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,099
應該的

589
00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:10,768
保羅,很高興見到你

590
00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,436
還有你的...

591
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:13,646
- 朋友
- 尚恩

592
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:15,189
嘿,尚恩

593
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:18,402
哎呀,等我一下,我去拿你的檔案

594
00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:24,240
先是茱莉,現在是她?

595
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:26,367
神經科醫生都這麼辣
還是只有你的這樣?

596
00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:27,869
別撩她

597
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,620
我不可以,你也不行

598
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:31,497
欸,保羅,放鬆點啦

599
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,126
- 你才放鬆點
- 好

600
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:38,045
你上次來看診是因爲頭暈

601
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,840
我們快要給到最高劑量的藥物了

602
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,134
- 所以沒有太多的調整空間
- 好

603
00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:45,136
- 藥物效果如何?
- 到目前不錯

604
00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:49,266
不過我最近睡得不太好

605
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:53,144
可能是因為壓力
也可能是因為半夜吃辣雞翅

606
00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:54,479
我不知道,可是...

607
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:58,691
但妳說過對我的腦來說
如果沒有充足的睡眠

608
00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:01,986
就像在火上澆油

609
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:05,616
所以我並不意外,也發生了輕微的...

610
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,785
記憶的問題

611
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,120
所以我想來看個診

612
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:13,414
- 做些預保
- 什麼?

613
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:16,292
預防性保養檢查與服務

614
00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:17,668
我也待過軍中

615
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,670
不會吧,哪個單位?

616
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,215
“哪個單位”?不是叫你別撩她嗎?

617
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,383
我不介意

618
00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:26,385
妳是海豹部隊的嗎?
妳看起來就像海豹部隊的

619
00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:28,472
- 這個嘛,其實我...
- 好,你夠了

620
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:35,729
聽我說,我的生活中有很多事
和很多人是我所愛的

621
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:40,816
所以我想要儘可能地
繼續維持心智清楚正常

622
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:44,530
如果有其他什麼我能去做的

623
00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:47,824
就告訴我,因為...

624
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:50,619
我什麼都願意做

625
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:54,038
好,考慮到睡眠的問題

626
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:55,373
- 好
- 有一件事

627
00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:59,419
你一定要做,就是別再喝酒

628
00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:02,756
還有別的嗎?

629
00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:07,302
嘿

630
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,848
你是來拿東西的,還是回家...

631
00:32:11,849 --> 00:32:12,933
你回家了嗎?

632
00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:16,644
因為我真的很想要你回家
我真的很對不起

633
00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:18,188
讓我說話,好嗎?

634
00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:23,484
妳搞砸了

635
00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:24,736
我知道

636
00:32:26,572 --> 00:32:29,658
但我當時沒陪妳,我應該陪著妳的

637
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,077
我對此很抱歉

638
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:37,623
只有一件事情能讓我覺得更難過
就是你向我道歉

639
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,084
那我就成功了

640
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:44,798
還有誰要來吃晚餐?

641
00:32:46,341 --> 00:32:48,760
就是些我覺得妳可能會想見的白痴們

642
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,722
- 嘿,媽
- 嗨,你們全都回來了

643
00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:54,682
嗨...

644
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:56,017
我的天啊

645
00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:57,643
抱歉,我們忘了今天是妳生日

646
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:58,604
不是我的生日

647
00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:05,276
- 謝謝你
- 媽

648
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:07,111
- 謝謝
- 真值得跑回來

649
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:11,658
祝妳生日快樂

650
00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:15,828
祝妳生日快樂

651
00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:17,039
恰恰恰

652
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,793
很高興你打電話來,進來吧

653
00:33:26,048 --> 00:33:27,382
我很感激你來這裡

654
00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:32,345
- 那部電影很棒
- 對,歷久彌新

655
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:33,638
- 是吧?
- 對啊

656
00:33:33,639 --> 00:33:35,264
我很久沒看了

657
00:33:35,265 --> 00:33:38,434
要不要來杯水或茶,還是...

658
00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:40,354
你什麼也不用做

659
00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:41,730
好

660
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:47,819
嘿,我原諒你

661
00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:52,741
我希望你能繼續好好過生活
也希望你能一切順利

662
00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,162
不過我需要你幫我做一件事

663
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,416
- 好,什麼都可以
- 太好了

664
00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:04,336
我他媽的不想再見到你了

665
00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:06,712
你懂嗎?

666
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,423
我不想要你繼續跟我女兒見面

667
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,385
我不想要你見我的朋友

668
00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:15,639
我需要你從我的生活中消失

669
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,601
好嗎?你能為我做這件事嗎?

670
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,274
當然好

671
00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:27,734
謝謝

672
00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:46,670
他回來了

673
00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:50,257
我們在等他開口說話

674
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,885
他就要說話了

675
00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:55,971
布萊恩,不要這麼尷尬

676
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:57,931
情況如何?

677
00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:00,100
我原諒他了

678
00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:02,436
我很高興

679
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:08,775
我的天啊,真是鬆了一口氣

680
00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:11,736
我好害怕他會生氣
然後我就會一直不停地說話

681
00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:13,488
沒辦法停下來...

682
00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:19,702
- 哇,好恐怖喔
- 對,本來就應該很恐怖

683
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:21,162
等等

684
00:35:21,163 --> 00:35:23,664
我應該要相信你上了兩個女生?

685
00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:25,333
- 我覺得他亂掰
- 真的啦

686
00:35:25,334 --> 00:35:26,709
沒有女生喜歡過你

687
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:28,461
而且你還謊稱那個女生叫做珊莫

688
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:30,588
- 珊莫咧
- 我沒有...好,都給我閉嘴

689
00:35:30,589 --> 00:35:32,632
- 珊莫不是我掰的
- 她辣嗎?

690
00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:34,342
- 珊莫很可愛
- 好喔,珊莫一定是...

691
00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:36,886
- 像夏天一樣熱辣?
- 不過冬天就很冷,對吧?

692
00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:38,597
對,冬天很冷

693
00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,477
我搞清楚了自己在氣誰

694
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,478
不是他

695
00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:46,646
我知道

696
00:35:46,647 --> 00:35:47,981
是我自己

697
00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:50,608
拜託別再說一次“我知道”

698
00:35:50,609 --> 00:35:52,277
我很想說

699
00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:56,614
我想大家都會希望

700
00:35:56,615 --> 00:36:01,703
發生事情的時候,自己是靠得住的那種人

701
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:04,957
而我不是

702
00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:07,459
艾莉絲那時候很需要我

703
00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,422
我讓她好失望

704
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:18,762
所以我想,當我見到那傢伙時...

705
00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:25,435
我被逼著看到了自己是個多爛的父親

706
00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:32,192
還有我是怎樣違背了
對我老婆的最後一個承諾

707
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:44,287
這瓶波本威士忌曾乘船環遊世界各地

708
00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:50,376
吸收地表每個角落的鹹鹹海風

709
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,878
海之威士忌

710
00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:53,129
不要這麼叫它

711
00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:54,214
好

712
00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:56,425
今晚...

713
00:37:00,053 --> 00:37:04,474
我要喝這輩子的最後一杯酒

714
00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:09,855
而我決定要跟你一起喝

715
00:37:17,654 --> 00:37:18,822
保羅...

716
00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:23,869
你覺得我能原諒我自己嗎?

717
00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:28,582
你能

718
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,293
能,我覺得能

719
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:34,171
真的嗎?

720
00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,800
我希望如此

721
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,097
我也是

722
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:47,935
真是太累人了

723
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,082
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