1 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:15,389 Bri, can you hand me that packing tape? 2 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:18,351 I'm sorry to interrupt while you're standing there looking mad. 3 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,977 Hey, I'll grab y'all some waters. 4 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,021 - Thanks, Mom. - And isn't my baby girl sweet 5 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,773 for having me move in with her? 6 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,484 I am a benevolent queen. 7 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:28,820 - She takes after her mama! - That's right. 8 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,531 Can't believe you tricked me into coming here. 9 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,533 Bri, you look so pretty. You're glowing. 10 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,700 Of course I'm glowing. 11 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,787 I put on my glowy sunscreen because you said we were going to the beach. 12 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:40,039 Okay, well, we're in Long Beach, that counts. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,500 You know having my mom move in with me is really hard, all right? 14 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,085 - I need some support from my broskies. - I know. 15 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,128 I know you're stressed out, but look at it this way, 16 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,214 at least you'll finally get good at having sex quietly. 17 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,632 I don't know how to take that. 18 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,467 - Here ya go. - Mrs. Evans, 19 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,636 - you're a churchgoing woman, right? - Yes. 20 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:57,306 If I tell you I'm a homosexual, may I be excused? 21 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,433 - Nice try, bitch. - Language. 22 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,477 Gabitha! I'm shocked. 23 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,689 And, baby, you gonna be in charge of my clothes. 24 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:05,356 All right. 25 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,066 Kind of a stereotype. 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,443 Son of a bitch. 27 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,322 What's with the shaky leg? 28 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,575 Or are you mocking me? 29 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,911 I'm just trying to get the courage to say something. 30 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,787 Sounds juicy. 31 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:23,458 Well, let me know when you're ready to stop being a chickenshit. 32 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,502 Okay. 33 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:30,131 You once said that I could either let my grief drown me, 34 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,591 or I could come out the other side. 35 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,759 Yeah. 36 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,430 And I'm not fully out yet, but I can see the light. 37 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,141 I think I'm done with therapy. 38 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,809 And I know what you're gonna say. 39 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,312 "No one is ever done with therapy." 40 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,023 Because, yes, you sound like Batman. 41 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,569 I do that on purpose. It's called gravitas. 42 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:56,366 I'm just thinking it's time for me to start doing this on my own, 43 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,410 at least for a little while. 44 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,080 Are you mad? 45 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:04,750 No. 46 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:09,338 In fact, I'm deeply proud. 47 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:13,717 And if you ever feel you need me, I'll be here for you. 48 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,260 I know. 49 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,679 And, Paul... 50 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,182 You're welcome. 51 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:32,318 What, you thought you were gonna get away with not paying for your last session? 52 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,654 Please. 53 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,492 The good stuff. 54 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,412 Shit. 55 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,122 Who died? 56 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,961 You don't get to make jokes like that around people of my age. 57 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:05,185 I'll never forget so many things about my husband. 58 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:11,233 And when Elliot loved you, 59 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:15,612 you just never had to doubt it, even for a second. 60 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,741 And that's how I'll remember him. 61 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,827 Thank you all for coming. 62 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,038 At least you two don't have to sneak around anymore. 63 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,374 I was trying to lighten the mood. 64 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,961 When you're gonna do that at a funeral, it should be funny. 65 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,381 I thought that was pretty solid material, Paul. 66 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,550 Thank you for coming with me. 67 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,676 Of course. 68 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,763 I wouldn't miss your boss's girlfriend's husband's funeral. 69 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,851 Can you believe how hot Julie looks in black? 70 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,061 - I want that white lady bad. - I'd watch that. 71 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,813 - Hey. - Jesus Christ. 72 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,192 At least those two don't have to sneak around anymore, right? 73 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,276 See that, Paul? 74 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,154 Paul. Funny. 75 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,699 - What's funny? - I don't know. 76 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:02,993 Okay. 77 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,995 Hope it's not weird, you know, us hanging out, 78 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:09,166 since I was the last guy who she was with. 79 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,502 No, it doesn't bother me. 80 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,212 It's okay if it does. 81 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,379 It doesn't, but thanks. 82 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,379 - Cool. - Cool. 83 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:18,090 - Cool, cool, cool. - Cool, c-cool, cool. 84 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,258 Really? 85 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,761 This is making me sad. 86 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,220 I get it. 87 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,431 - Hey, thanks for coming. You too, Brian. - Course. 88 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:29,018 Don't thank him. He skipped the service. He just came for the food. 89 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,895 - Jealous? - Yes. 90 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,856 Also, I wanna let you know since the house is already sold, 91 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,566 you can go ahead and put those funds into a trust 92 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,318 - for Elliot's daughter and grandkids. - Thank you. 93 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,945 I know that's what he would've wanted. 94 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,905 You sold the house? Where are you gonna live now? 95 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:45,451 She's gonna crash with me for a couple days until she figures something out. 96 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,995 Well, thanks again, pal. 97 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,289 - Yeah. - All right. 98 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,041 - Wow. - She's gonna crash with you 99 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,459 - for a few days? - A few days? 100 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,128 - That's some cold-ass shit, Paul. - I am shaken to my core. 101 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,881 - That was, like, so disturbing. - Haunting. 102 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,092 What we're doing right now is working. 103 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:04,762 Don't forget I haven't lived with another human being for 30... 104 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,139 What are you doing? ...thirty years. What is that? 105 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,851 It's a big flapping pussy 'cause that's what you're being right now. 106 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,894 Flap, flap, flap, flappity, flap, flap, Paul. 107 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,229 That's also haunting. 108 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,023 - I bet. Check this out. - Don't bring it over to me. 109 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,525 - I don't want that. I don't want... - Hey. Hey. 110 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,443 We're at a funeral. 111 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:58,441 {\an8}When Alice turns 18, you will be an adult who has an adult. 112 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,109 {\an8}How is this blowing your mind? 113 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,862 {\an8}Your dad has an adult. 114 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,363 {\an8}Holy shit. 115 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,574 {\an8}You guys talking about my birthday? What are you getting me? 116 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,285 {\an8}I'm baking you a cake. 117 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,077 {\an8}Would you like chocolate or yellow? 118 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,289 {\an8}Surprise me, but yellow. 119 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,540 {\an8}I know what you should get me. 120 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,334 {\an8}Come on, Dad. It's just a car. 121 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,212 {\an8}"Just a car." I love white family dynamics. 122 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,006 {\an8}Look, I'm sorry, kid. My insurance would go through the roof. 123 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,424 {\an8}Okay. 124 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,718 {\an8}Well, it was worth a shot. 125 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,387 {\an8}- Would you give it one more think? - Nope. 126 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,472 {\an8}What if I paid for gas? 127 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,432 {\an8}With what? 128 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,018 {\an8}- It's egregious to me, honestly. - No, it's horrible. 129 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,353 {\an8}Get Alice a fucking car. 130 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,771 {\an8}I know how much you make, cheapo. 131 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,022 {\an8}You're a narc, Sean! 132 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,066 {\an8}I'm fine with it. 133 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,610 {\an8}All right, fembots, disengage. 134 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,903 {\an8}I'm getting Alice a car. 135 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,322 {\an8}I just told her no so I could surprise her. 136 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,241 {\an8}That's sweet. Okay, I like you again. 137 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,951 {\an8}I haven't decided yet. 138 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,286 {\an8}Her last birthday sucked. That's on me. 139 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,330 {\an8}Yeah, when you knocked on my door, drunk, 140 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,666 {\an8}asking if you could borrow a birthday cake? 141 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,085 {\an8}- I remember what I did, Liz. - Do you? 142 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,212 {\an8}Well, not all of it. 143 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,755 {\an8}It's probably healthy for me to have some secrets from myself. 144 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,174 {\an8}Look, she's always been obsessed with the yellow MINI Cooper 145 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,094 {\an8}her mom had in college, so I'm looking for one of those. 146 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,804 {\an8}I'm back on your team. 147 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:10,721 {\an8}But when's the party? 148 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,306 {\an8}She has her own plans, Liz. 149 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:15,101 {\an8}She doesn't wanna celebrate her 18th birthday with her dad and his friends. 150 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,687 {\an8}- Who cares what she wants? She owes us. - That shit is... 151 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,939 {\an8}- It is not for her. It's for us. - No. We're getting one. 152 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,023 {\an8}- We're getting one. - Okay. 153 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,442 {\an8}- We getting one for damn sure. - Yeah. For damn sure. 154 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,820 {\an8}For damn sure. 155 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,779 {\an8}Okay. 156 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,490 {\an8}- We gotta plan this party. - All right. 157 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,868 - Derek. Derek coming through. - Derek! 158 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,870 - Hey, Jorge. - Hey. Yeah, what can I get ya? 159 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,621 Sorry. I'm Derek. 160 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,123 - I'll have the usual. - All right. 161 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,876 I'm just trying to decide if I want one or two. 162 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,503 Get two, babe. You're my big, hungry guy. 163 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,421 - Really? - Yeah. 164 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,463 You heard the lady. 165 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,382 Relax, I'll go bring it to you. 166 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,467 Okay. 167 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,221 Thank you. 168 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,682 Hey, what the hell was that? 169 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,309 Not looking for input. 170 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,604 Hello. Not sure why he just got to cut the line. 171 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,689 Excuse me, chunky necklace. 172 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,649 Nobody asked you. 173 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,360 But thank you so much for policing the line. 174 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,113 You're doing such a great job. 175 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,158 Really. Really. A-plus. 176 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,409 Wow. 177 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,995 Whatever you want is on me. 178 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,372 All right, young lady. Let's get down to business. 179 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,333 Obviously, your upcoming birthday means a lot 180 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,001 - to both Liz and I-- - Liz and me. 181 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,794 We said we were gonna be on the same page today. 182 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,129 - Just say it properly. - All right. 183 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,049 Obviously, your upcoming birthday means a lot to Liz and me. 184 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,175 Thank you. 185 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:33,053 We just wanna start by saying that we love you. 186 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,139 - We're coming with an aggressive offer. - Yes we are. 187 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:40,353 Full sit-down dinner, cake and presents after, cocktail attire, 188 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,355 7:00 to 10:30. 189 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,858 I'm gonna counter with standing in the kitchen eating cake 190 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,026 in sweats, 191 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,653 no presents being opened, 192 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,154 4:30 to 4:35. 193 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,197 Well, that's bullshit. 194 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,448 - You calm down. - That's fucking bullshit. 195 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,492 I know it's bullshit. She playing right now. 196 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,701 We anticipated this. 197 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,036 I'm gonna hit you with a counteroffer. 198 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:01,123 One hour cake, smart casual, and you open Liz and my presents only. 199 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,458 Mention the pregaming. 200 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,502 We also want 20 minutes with you while you're getting ready. 201 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:07,463 You try on an outfit of our choosing while we give you advice on being a woman. 202 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:11,884 And you ask us to go out with you and your friends after, 203 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,136 but you have to act like you mean it 204 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,889 and be really disappointed when we politely decline. 205 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,975 Okay. 206 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:22,353 Brief pregame, 45-minute party and we have a deal. 207 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,564 - What do you think? - I don't like it. 208 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,232 I don't like it either, but this is what we got. 209 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,525 - We're gonna make the deal. - Okay. 210 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,193 - We're gonna take your dumb-ass deal... - Yeah? 211 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,361 - ...but we're not happy about it. Yes. - No. 212 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,737 Okay, deal. 213 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,239 - Come on. - Deal. 214 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,449 All right, if I'm gonna party with the old people, I'm inviting Paul. 215 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,784 - What? - Yeah, but... What? 216 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,369 No, he's gonna harsh my buzz. 217 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,622 Stop, he's gonna be excited. 218 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,880 Fuck. 219 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,342 Can't wait. 220 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,848 Thanks for coming with me. 221 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,641 - I'm a terrible negotiator. - Yep. 222 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,186 I'm very good at it. 223 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:04,729 Hey, Jimmy? 224 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,397 - Jimmy. Yeah. - Sofi. 225 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,899 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi. 226 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,484 Yeah, you too. Feel free to take a look. 227 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,737 Okay. 228 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,450 What you got in here? A six? Eight? 229 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,910 Couple of V's? I know nothing about cars. 230 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,913 - Yeah. - Okay, my time to shine. 231 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,998 They made a surplus of the 2004s. 232 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,918 This one's not exactly mint. 233 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:27,877 What do you want for it? 234 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,420 Well, I'm asking 5,000. 235 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,631 Sold. 236 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,175 I was just expecting some more back-and-forth. 237 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,259 I was too. 238 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,386 I am gonna go get the paperwork. 239 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,223 Get on it. Hey. 240 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,060 What happened there, buddy? 241 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,354 No wedding ring, modest house, kid's bike in the yard. 242 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,064 You really want me to shake down 243 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:53,444 some nice, single, and, by the way, very cute mom 244 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,489 just for a couple hundred bucks, Jimmy? 245 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,157 You spend that on lotion. 246 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,787 So, when you said that you were a good negotiator, you meant-- 247 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,581 - Morally good. Yeah. - Right. 248 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,751 D-man out! 249 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:12,338 Okay, so I know we focused on my anxiety last week, 250 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,007 but I can't remember if I told you how much I sweat when it gets bad. 251 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,344 And I have a job interview today, and I didn't bring a change of clothes. 252 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,222 You wanna get that job, we're gonna have to work on how you enter a room. 253 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,307 - Yes. - Oh, shit. Therapy with the door open? 254 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,687 - Girl, you are frazzled. - Oh, my God. 255 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:29,856 Don't smell that. 256 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,524 And why are you still bringing your baby to therapy? 257 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,900 We love you. We think you're cute, 258 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,778 but it's harder to do the work when you're here. Yes, it is. 259 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,655 Normally I pay my aunt to watch him, 260 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,575 but she can't because she got drunk and fell off her Peloton. 261 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,036 And now her flank is, like, so inflamed, so you can't really blame her. 262 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,413 You absolutely can blame her. 263 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,124 What the hell are you gonna do now with your interview? 264 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,876 How I wish I knew someone 265 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,420 who didn't have a patient from 12:00 to 1:00. 266 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,006 Never in a million, billion years. No. 267 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,884 I don't get why so many white women adopt Black babies. This guy's fine. 268 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,886 Let me get a hit of that shit. 269 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,512 - Hi, baby boy. - Yeah. 270 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,514 - And you're so comfortable with him. - Hi. 271 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,808 You think that eventually, I'll be that comfortable? 272 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,059 No. 273 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,186 Hey. 274 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,813 Hi. Meet your son. 275 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,356 Not buying it. 276 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,067 But if it's Jimmy's, tell him it doesn't bother me. 277 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,447 What is that? Is that a baby? 278 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:21,532 - Obviously. - What are all you people doing here? 279 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,075 Yeah, I just came here to take Gaby to lunch. 280 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,369 And you called me and asked me to come here. 281 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,287 Be older. 282 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:30,541 Are you really gonna be this mad when I'm this cute? 283 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,795 Get out of my office, you little bald fuck. 284 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,588 - He's the worst. - Jesus. 285 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,841 You, give me a minute. 286 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,095 What do you think they're talking about? 287 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,139 I don't know. 288 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,935 I'm very fond of Gaby. 289 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,604 What are your intentions? 290 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,315 What, are we in an old movie or something? 291 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,691 I'm serious. 292 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,446 Are you a good guy, or are you a bad guy? 293 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,616 I think I'm a good guy. 294 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,492 You know, I love my family. 295 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,410 I pay taxes. 296 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:11,040 I recycle, like, even the batteries, which are, like, a bitch to get rid of. 297 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,501 You know what I'm saying? 298 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,548 Are you frozen? What's happening? 299 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:24,387 Okay, all jokes aside, I think Gaby is incredible 300 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:29,059 and I feel like I've been waiting to meet her for a really long time. 301 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,644 - That's the answer I was looking for. - Okay. 302 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,312 You can go back inside now. 303 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,313 All right. 304 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,648 Well, it was nice to meet... 305 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,317 well, meet and be threatened by you. 306 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,820 Gaby, lunch? 307 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,196 Sorry, I can't. 308 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,823 I gotta watch my patient's baby, you know? 309 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,242 Classic Gaby. 310 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,952 Paul. You were quite rude. 311 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,580 I think you need to apologize to the baby. 312 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,623 My bad. 313 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,335 Okay, I finally found the spare key, 314 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,462 but I can't get this other one off the ring. 315 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,673 It might be a house key, so I'm just gonna have to trust you 316 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,302 not to come back, peel off my skin, and wear it as a coat. 317 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,428 I will not. 318 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:08,931 I can't speak for my daughter, though. This is her big birthday gift 319 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,850 and she hungers for blood, so... 320 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,353 An old, yellow MINI Cooper. 321 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,939 You and your wife must hate her. 322 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,442 I'm gonna say something now that's gonna make you feel bad and... 323 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,821 and act weird so, I'm gonna ask you to try really hard not to. 324 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,907 My wife is dead. 325 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,284 Of course she is. 326 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,370 Cool. I mean not cool. 327 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,872 - My ex-husband is dead. - Really? 328 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,124 To me. That was bad. 329 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,627 I do that joke a lot, but I say it in a funnier way. 330 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,671 I go, "He's dead to me." 331 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,592 - No, that's the same thing. - That's the same thing. Yeah. 332 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,678 Well, I'm sorry it ended so badly, 333 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,388 but at least you got that awesome joke out of it. 334 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,058 - You should go on the road with that. - It usually works pretty well. 335 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,601 - Does it? Yeah. - Yeah, not now, but it does. 336 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,686 Cool. 337 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,646 What happened? 338 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,439 You know that thing where you're like, 339 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,860 "I'm so lucky that my best friend and my husband get along"? 340 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,823 Yeah. Now I drop my kid off at her house every other weekend. 341 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:11,744 I helped hang that bitch's wallpaper. There's not a single bubble in it. 342 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,829 That's rough. 343 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499 What is the most embarrassing thing you realized 344 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,544 you didn't know how to do without your wife? 345 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,673 Sorry, I'm not used to people engaging. 346 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,258 Usually, everybody just runs from this topic. 347 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,177 - Well, not me. I double down, so... - I see that. 348 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,304 I didn't know how to pay my mortgage. 349 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,472 - Yeah. - That's a big one. 350 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,850 Yeah. I thought that if I waited long enough, 351 00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,937 they would be cool and come find me, which they did. 352 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,273 They were not cool. 353 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,318 What was your wife's name? 354 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,529 - Tia. - That's a really nice name. 355 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,156 It's a really nice name. 356 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:53,829 Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but do you ever think 357 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,082 that your wife dying might be better than what happened to me? 358 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,000 - Well-- - No. 359 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,793 - No? - No. Li... 360 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,254 - Okay, I can say this. - It's... Okay. 361 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,424 I feel like you and I can both be sad without this being a competition. 362 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,758 - Hear me out, okay? - Okay. 363 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,968 - All right. - All right? 364 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,722 Any good memory that I have of my husband is tainted. 365 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,890 Okay? They're gone. 366 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:17,185 But I bet you have, like, a million amazing memories of your wife 367 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,563 and you get to keep them forever. 368 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,732 - Yeah. Yeah. I do. - Yeah. 369 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,026 - Yeah, I win. I'm the winner. - Fuck, 370 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,485 - you won. - Yes. 371 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,697 Yeah, I have so much anger, okay? 372 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,242 I'm... I feel like I'm... like I'm stuck. 373 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,287 You know, it's probably gonna be easier for you to move on eventually. 374 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,707 You don't seem like you have that much anger. 375 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,541 - No? - No. 376 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,794 You seem like you have the right amount of anger. 377 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:48,050 Sometimes for me, moving on feels impossible. 378 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,928 Well, don't say impossible. 379 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,849 - I'm gonna go now... - Okay. 380 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,310 ...because I have a therapy session. 381 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,856 Well, thank God. Yeah. Keep doing the good work, right? 382 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:04,941 I'm the therapist. 383 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,275 - But, "thank God"? - Yeah. 384 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,239 I meant, "Thank God, they have you to do that work." 385 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,199 Hey... 386 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,243 It was really nice meeting you. 387 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579 You too. 388 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,252 This is why you called me here? 389 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,630 Who at the funeral even told you about Bitcoin? 390 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,965 Break it up, you two. 391 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,508 What did you mean by "classic Gaby"? 392 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,594 - Here, watch him. - What if he gets hungry? 393 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,721 What? You got nipples. Whip a titty out. 394 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,640 You, say what you mean, all right? 395 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,684 You wanna mix it up, Paul? Let's mix it up. Let's go. 396 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,810 Okay, let's mix it up. 397 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,978 - Great. - All right. 398 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:46,566 It is classic Gaby to allow yourself to be manipulated 399 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,360 into taking care of someone else's problem. 400 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,697 So, helping somebody else out for an hour means that I'm a mess? 401 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,241 You need to eat more fiber, Paul, 'cause that's some weak shit. 402 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,703 You keep using every excuse 403 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:03,040 to put everyone else's needs before your own. 404 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,169 You used that baby to skip lunch 405 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,921 with one of the most attractive men I have ever seen. 406 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,383 And I'm saying this as a very attractive man. 407 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,678 This is exactly what you're doing with your mom. 408 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,055 You and I both know you do not want 409 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,516 - your mother to live with you. - Dude. 410 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,436 Guys, I'm trying to get him down for a nap. Could you just shush? 411 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,229 I just shushed someone. That's a milestone. 412 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,400 You are never going to be happy until you change this pattern. 413 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:33,112 You wanna talk about changing patterns, huh, Mr. "Fortress of Solitude"? 414 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,531 Mr. "You Can Crash At My Place"? 415 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,284 Mr. "I Love You So Much And I Wanna Be Around You All The Time 416 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,578 But Not If It Means That You Have To Keep All Your Stuff At My House"? 417 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,039 That last one was unnecessarily long. 418 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,832 Yeah, I know. I felt it when I did it. 419 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,876 At least I'm trying to change. 420 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:50,213 I made a friend this year, and, last month, we went out for a pastry. 421 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:54,634 And just recently, I hosted a small group of people in the office kitchen. 422 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,928 That was 30 seconds ago, and you just kicked everybody out. 423 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,513 You're saying this is classic Gaby? 424 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,640 Well, this is classic Paul. 425 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,601 You are so set in your ways, you're too scared to sack up. 426 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,562 - Scared to sack up? - Yeah. Yeah. Gotta sack up, Paul. 427 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,981 Why is he crying? 428 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,442 Christ's sake. 429 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,944 He's so beautiful. 430 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,403 - Oh, no. - Looked me in the eye. 431 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,988 Yeah. So, it's just the eye contact, huh? 432 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,156 - It's the eye... - Okay. 433 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,116 Let me get this baby, 'cause this is a lot. 434 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,035 - I'm sorry. - All right. 435 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:22,870 What y'all think? 436 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,664 - It's incredible. - That's amazing. 437 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:28,334 - Can we move this shit along? - Holy shit. It's a party, Paul. 438 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,378 Why are you so cranky all the time? 439 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,463 - Who hurt you? - My father. 440 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,216 Oh, right. Yes. No, I knew that. 441 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,717 Did you remember the giant bow for the car? 442 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,885 You asked me to do one thing. 443 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,178 - I'm insulted. - You forgot. 444 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,137 Almost immediately. 445 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,515 Hey, how was the pregame? 446 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:46,185 Secrets were told, tears were shed, and piercings were shown. So... 447 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,728 Yeah, jaws were dropped. 448 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,857 I almost forgot. My friends are taking me out after this. 449 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,066 Do you two wanna join? 450 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,151 Yes. 451 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,865 No. I can't. But thank you so much for asking. 452 00:19:58,866 --> 00:19:59,991 Have a seat. 453 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,117 Here. 454 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,995 Yeah, there's a receipt inside, in case you don't like it. 455 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:06,455 Which you won't, because I don't know you and I don't know what you like. 456 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,456 That's so nice. 457 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,125 Whatever it is, you're gonna love it. 458 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,127 He once gave me a pair of Nikes that were so cool, 459 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,336 I'm still afraid to wear 'em. 460 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,671 Hey, take it easy on the gifts. 461 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,715 You know, once she opens a present or lights a candle, 462 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,633 - then the party clock starts. - Don't. 463 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,927 - Paul, please don't do it. Paul. - I think he's gonna light it. 464 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,887 Thanks, Paul. 465 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,513 I'm not doing it for you. 466 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,308 That's all right. I am unfazed. 467 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,934 I'm cool as a cucumber. 468 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,437 - So I will begin. - Yes. Come on. 469 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:33,316 I just want to say a few words about my amazing daughter, Alice. 470 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,069 A is for "amazing." 471 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,113 L is for "lucky to be her dad." 472 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,531 Backwards. 473 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,782 This is backwards? 474 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,242 - So to you that's a backwards L? - Yep. 475 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,535 - And that's forwards? - Yeah. 476 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,162 - Yeah. - Let's keep it moving. 477 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,456 Come on. Don't focus on it. 478 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,000 - Like, from where we are. - You got it. 479 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:54,003 I is for "I should probably stop because I can tell she hates this." 480 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,713 So much. 481 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,966 - C is for "can't" because-- - Still backwards. 482 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,676 I love watching her squirm. 483 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:05,389 And E is for "I'm so excited..." 484 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,307 Goddamn it. 485 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,017 - "Excited" was right there. - It was. 486 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:12,313 I'm so excited for this new stage of your journey as you drive off int-- 487 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,442 Drive off? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 488 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,364 - Come on. - Really good. Really good. 489 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,907 Oh, my God. 490 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,951 It's just like Mom's. 491 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,161 It's not exactly like Mom's. 492 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:27,995 We didn't make you in this one. 493 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,080 Dad, you're the best. 494 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,665 I love you so much. 495 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,543 - There is my birthday bitch. - Hey, Summer. 496 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,378 - Hi. - You were right. 497 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,672 He got you a car. 498 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,508 Oh, well. At least I acted surprised. 499 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,218 - Thank you. - Whoa. 500 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,594 You're gonna have to sit in the back. 501 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,805 - All right. - Yeah. 502 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,098 - Hey, hey, hey. - Hi. 503 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,309 Seat belts, everybody. Seat belts. 504 00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,607 - Okay, bye. - All right, bye. Bye. 505 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,192 Bye. 506 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,486 She's not coming back, is she? 507 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,571 Maybe not ever. 508 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,697 Why'd you give her the keys? 509 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,615 - We had her for 30 more minutes. - Hey, no. 510 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,117 That's a selfish, grown-ass woman. 511 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,577 - You know we taught her well. - Okay. 512 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,370 You know what? Party's just getting started. 513 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,623 We got food, we got music, we can all just hang out together. 514 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,376 - No. Woof. See ya. - Yeah. 515 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,461 Let's party. 516 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,423 - Let's do shots! Come on! - Come on, team! 517 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,677 Okay, I'm gonna go get my favorite beer from the house. 518 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,929 Baby, do you want me to get it for you? 519 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,014 I'm happy to. 520 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,141 No, I'm good. 521 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,730 Liz, I can't fucking watch this anymore. 522 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,939 - What? - You with Derek. 523 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,024 It's unsettling. 524 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,026 It's like straights playing kickball. 525 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,569 Eat my ass, Brian. 526 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,987 And hate it 'cause I'm a girl. 527 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,906 Thank God. You're still in there. 528 00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:46,991 This isn't you. 529 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,117 I know. 530 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,954 I am stuck in a shame spiral. 531 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,624 I just... I can't figure out how to stop it. 532 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,753 I want to show you a picture the food truck got tagged in today. 533 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:02,216 {\an8}"Shrimp Bitch is back!" Am I the Shrimp Bitch? 534 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,676 That is so sweet. 535 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,678 All the comments are about how hateful you are. 536 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,515 I know 'cause I'm awesome. 537 00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,016 But what does that have to do with Derek and me? 538 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,560 He misses Shrimp Bitch too. 539 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,646 - He hearted every single comment. - Really? 540 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,398 No, but I think if he knew how to use social media, he would. 541 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,985 Take it from someone who was straight for 20 years. 542 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:26,532 If you don't find a way to start being your true self, 543 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,452 you will never enjoy sex again. 544 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,371 - Seriously, dude? - No, she gets it. 545 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,873 No, I do. I get it. 546 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,753 Eat my ass and I'll hate it because you're a girl? 547 00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,379 That was funny. 548 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,297 I might like it. 549 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,008 So, we'll drop your car at my place, 550 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,177 and then we'll walk to birthday under the bridge. 551 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,720 - Perfect. - And I have drinks, 552 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,806 music and weed for the sobers. 553 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,015 That's awesome. 554 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,851 - You're getting a text. - Read it to me. 555 00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:56,352 It's from Louis. 556 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,772 "Sorry this is late. Happy birthday. I'm so glad we got to connect, 557 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:03,861 but it's probably healthiest for both of us if we don't speak again." 558 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,071 We're making a stop. 559 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,992 It's a great opportunity for me to show you how smart I am. 560 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,411 It's an escape room, man. You're gonna love it. 561 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,580 I really don't think I am. 562 00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,040 - I don't get it. They lock you in a room? - Yeah. 563 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,584 - And you can't get out? - Yeah. 564 00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:21,544 - And you have to do maths problems? - Yeah. 565 00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:22,545 And you enjoy it? 566 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:23,588 Nah, I hate that shit. 567 00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:26,674 But maybe this time we'll get out and we'll get matching T-shirts. 568 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,634 Whoa, you didn't say anything about matching T-shirts. 569 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,096 - Oh, well, then I'm definitely in. - It's gonna be great. 570 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,056 Hi. 571 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,101 - Hey, Alice. - Can we talk? 572 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,688 I would, but I can't 'cause I gotta work. 573 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,899 No, you don't, man. It's slow. I can close. 574 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,485 - Thanks for reading that so perfectly. - You're welcome. 575 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,493 You have a new friend. 576 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,244 Is he your bestie? 577 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,998 I guess, in that he's my only. 578 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,542 It is nice to start with a clean slate though. 579 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,337 I so get that. 580 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,255 I'm happy for you. 581 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,340 Thank you. 582 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,675 I was worried about you when you didn't text me back, 583 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,344 but you seem good. 584 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,179 Yeah. I'm great. 585 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,932 I mean, look, my life isn't all bubble gum and doughnuts but, 586 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,183 - you know-- - Nobody says that here. 587 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,143 I don't know what Americans say. 588 00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,187 Guns and ammo? 589 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:24,149 Things are definitely getting better. 590 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,780 I used to come here with Sarah every single morning 591 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,114 before she'd go for work. 592 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:37,453 And we would sit here and guess what all the people did for a living. 593 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,164 And then after everything happened, 594 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:44,962 I would find myself on this bench for hours, 595 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,632 and every time I'd see a train coming, 596 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,845 it would take all my strength not to just get up and... 597 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,600 Anyway. 598 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,148 Why don't you want to talk to me anymore? 599 00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:07,067 It's weird. 600 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,738 I just think it's better this way. 601 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,992 I don't believe you. 602 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,997 What did my dad say to you? 603 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,834 - Hey. - Hi. 604 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:27,712 - Come on. Here you go, lovely lady. - Why, thank you, sir. 605 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,672 - But none for you, buddy. - Actually, I can't. 606 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,175 It's gonna be like an hour drive to my mom's house and I should get going. 607 00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:33,676 Are you sure you don't want me to come? 608 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,220 - Yeah. No. - I'm great with moms. 609 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:39,182 And just know I'm gonna be flirting. Might even spank a little tush. 610 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,600 You gonna... my mom's ass? 611 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:43,144 What's the matter with you? We're gonna talk about that later. 612 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,521 But do me a favor? 613 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,522 Throw my boy Jimbo a bone. 614 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,357 He wants to feel like he's a threat. 615 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:51,110 - I got it. All right. - Okay, bye. I'll call you. 616 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,195 - Bye. - You outta here? 617 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,322 - Yeah, see ya. - See ya. 618 00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:57,492 It's so hard being in your house, man. 619 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,662 I can't stop picturing all the hot love you two made. 620 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:02,581 Thanks, man. 621 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:05,250 What the fuck? 622 00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,669 Derek, is this your dog? 623 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,506 Yeah, it's Mac's new beer. 624 00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,675 I love it. Don't tell Liz. It'll make her even crazier. 625 00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,512 I've been married 27 years and suddenly, 626 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,723 my wife has been replaced by some weird replica. 627 00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,226 I know, it makes me feel like an earthquake is coming or something. 628 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:28,856 Last night, she told me she always sees me and always hears me. 629 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:33,195 - That's creepy. - I don't want to be seen or heard. Right? 630 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,572 Relationships are tricky. 631 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:37,657 I hear you, man. 632 00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:41,328 I mean, Gaby's great, but trying to figure her out has been... 633 00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,873 Let's just say there's a lot of walls up. 634 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:47,333 - Tricky. - Yeah. 635 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,253 - I met a woman today. - A woman. 636 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,381 We really clicked. Guess what I did? 637 00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:55,216 - What? - Nothing. 638 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,509 Not a thing. 639 00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:59,637 It made me wonder if I'm ever gonna be ready for something real, you know? 640 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,056 Don't say that, Jim. 641 00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,266 You're, like, a full-time Jimmy? 642 00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:05,518 - It makes me feel boyish. - No, it works. 643 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:09,106 You know, things can change, James. 644 00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:13,402 As a therapist, I believe that. 645 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:17,155 But I've also seen people who live a certain way for so long, 646 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,700 they never seem to get past their roadblocks. 647 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:25,037 Hey, bud. I'm sorry to barge in. I'm just here to crash. 648 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,082 Hey. Come here. 649 00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:38,718 You know how sometimes the correct thing to do is right in front of me, 650 00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:45,516 and because I'm a dickhead, it takes me too long to do it? 651 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:47,853 It's one of your most endearing qualities. 652 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,812 Well, before I met you, 653 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:56,277 I thought I was living the best version of my life. 654 00:28:56,278 --> 00:28:59,405 I was thriving at work, reconnecting with my family, 655 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:02,200 a little something-something with the lady down the street. 656 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:04,869 What lady down the street? Where exactly did she live? 657 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,288 She moved. 658 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:10,876 So, the point is, I never thought there would be a new best version. 659 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:15,005 Move in with me. 660 00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:17,381 I kind of already did. 661 00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:19,383 Half my clothes are already here. 662 00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,095 I've been putting out pictures, and I've just... 663 00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:25,265 I've been waiting for you to catch up. 664 00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:30,603 Who the fuck are those people? 665 00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,563 That's my sister and her kids. 666 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,899 Who the fuck do you think they are? 667 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,776 I thought they came with the frame. 668 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,570 Oh, Paul. 669 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:41,156 You good? 670 00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:46,869 Yeah, I'm good. 671 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,789 Okay. I'll be back. 672 00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:55,044 I can't decide if I should bring your grandpa's favorite old armchair 673 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,295 or put it in storage. 674 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:57,506 Mom, is that the fart chair? 675 00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:00,341 You should burn that. Why you still got it? 676 00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:02,218 He used to blow this thing up. 677 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:03,427 You're not bringing it. That's crazy. 678 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,137 Aw, come on, now. 679 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,182 - Hold on, Mom. I got to take this. - Okay. 680 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:10,476 What's up, boss man? 681 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,061 I got a new roommate. 682 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,354 What? No way. 683 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:16,650 I just wanted to thank you for giving me the courage. 684 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,779 I gotta go. Julie's here. 685 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,198 Hey, pace yourself. 686 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:24,782 Make sure you stretch too. 687 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,742 You too old for all that messing around, all right? 688 00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:27,828 Good night. 689 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:32,958 Baby, have you seen the packing tape? I just had it. 690 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:36,879 What is it, honey? 691 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:47,848 - Mom, I love you so much, but... - I love you too. 692 00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,060 ...I don't think you should move in with me. 693 00:30:54,229 --> 00:31:00,318 I think you'll be a lot happier here, closer to your friends and your life. 694 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,694 And I'm gonna set you up too. 695 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,655 I'll get you a full-time caretaker, I'll visit a lot more than I used to, 696 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,033 which, you know, I definitely already should've been doing. 697 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,577 Like... And I know that I really screwed this whole thing up 698 00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:11,370 by not saying anything sooner, 699 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:15,751 but I really, really, really think that this is the right thing. 700 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,504 For the both of us. 701 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,383 I hope that you understand. 702 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:27,221 Mom? 703 00:31:28,263 --> 00:31:29,847 I think maybe you should just go. 704 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,557 - You done made up your mind. - Mom. 705 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,102 You said what you have to say. Now just go. 706 00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:38,649 I'm sorry. 707 00:31:43,654 --> 00:31:44,488 So am I. 708 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,834 Great birthday for Alice, buddy. 709 00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:01,046 Even if she was only there for the beginning. 710 00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:04,091 Thanks, Derek. 711 00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:06,384 Yeah, I feel good. 712 00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:07,386 You should. 713 00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,179 You're a good daddy. 714 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,684 I appreciate that, but don't call me daddy. 715 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:20,439 - Hey, Sean! This cake is delicious! - Thanks, D. 716 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,359 Is it a mix, or is it from scratch? 717 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,406 Are you out here yelling about cake at 11-fucking-30? 718 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,449 Have you lost your mind? 719 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,617 Finish that out there. 720 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,371 If you get crumbs in my bed, I will kill you. 721 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,127 You okay? 722 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,131 I'm just happy. 723 00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:02,815 You told him not to talk to me? 724 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,609 Even when you knew it was helping me? 725 00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:07,196 I can't fucking believe you. 726 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,282 Way to ruin another birthday. 727 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:12,367 Sweetie. 728 00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:16,121 Al... Fuck!