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Bri, can you hand me that packing tape?
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Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt
while you're standing there looking mad.
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- Hey, I'll grab y'all some waters.
- [Brian] Aw.
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- Aw, thanks, Mom.
- And isn't my baby girl sweet
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for having me move in with her?
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- I am a benevolent queen.
- [kisses, chuckling]
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- She takes after her mama!
- That's right.
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[chuckles]
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Can't believe you tricked me
into coming here.
10
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Bri, you look so pretty. You're glowing.
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Of course I'm glowing.
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I put on my glowy sunscreen because
you said we were going to the beach.
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Okay, well, we're in Long Beach,
that counts.
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You know having my mom move in with me
is really hard, all right?
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- I need some support from my broskies.
- I know.
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[sighs] I know you're stressed out,
but look at it this way,
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at least you'll finally get
good at having sex quietly.
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- [chuckles]
- I don't know how to take that.
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- [Phyllis] Here ya go.
- [Brian] Mrs. Evans,
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- you're a churchgoing woman, right?
- Yes.
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If I tell you I'm a homosexual,
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- may I be excused?
- Huh?
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- Nice try, bitch.
- [exclaims] Language.
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[gasps] Gabitha! I'm shocked.
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And, baby,
you gonna be in charge of my clothes.
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- [both] Oh.
- [Phyllis] All right.
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Kind of a stereotype.
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- Son of a bitch.
- [chuckles]
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What's with the shaky leg?
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Or are you mocking me?
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I'm just trying to get
the courage to say something. [sighs]
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Sounds juicy.
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Well, let me know when
you're ready to stop being a chickenshit.
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[sighs] Okay.
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[sighs] You once said
that I could either let my grief drown me,
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or I could come out the other side.
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Yeah.
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And I'm not fully out yet,
but I can see the light.
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I think I'm done with therapy. [chuckles]
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And I know what you're gonna say.
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[imitating Paul]
"No one is ever done with therapy."
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[normal] Because, yes,
you sound like Batman.
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I do that on purpose.
It's called gravitas.
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I'm just thinking it's time
for me to start doing this on my own,
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at least for a little while.
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Are you mad?
47
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No. [sighs]
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In fact, I'm... [stammers]
...I'm deeply proud. [sighs]
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And if you ever feel you need me,
I'll be here for you.
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I know.
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And, Paul...
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You're welcome.
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[chuckles]
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[inhales deeply]
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What, you thought you were gonna get away
with not paying for your last session?
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Please.
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[phone chimes]
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- [grunts] The good stuff.
- Mm-hmm.
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Shit. [sighs]
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[chuckles] Who died?
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You don't get to make jokes like that
around people of my age.
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[chuckles]
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[stammers]
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[chuckles]
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I'll never forget so many things
about my husband.
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And when Elliot loved you...
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[sighs] ...you just never had to doubt it,
even for a second. [chuckles]
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And that's...
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[inhales shakily]
...that's how I'll remember him. [sighs]
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Thank you all for coming. [chuckles]
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At least you two
don't have to sneak around anymore.
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- I was trying to lighten the mood.
- [sighs]
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When you're gonna do that at a funeral,
it should be funny.
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I thought that was
pretty solid material, Paul.
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Thank you for coming with me.
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Oh, of course.
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I wouldn't miss your, uh,
boss's girlfriend's husband's funeral.
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Can you believe
how hot Julie looks in black?
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- I want that white lady bad.
- [chuckles] I'd watch that.
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- Hey.
- Jesus Christ.
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At least those two don't have
to sneak around anymore, right?
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[both chuckling]
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See that, Paul?
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Paul. Funny.
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- What's funny? [stammers]
- I don't know.
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[inhales deeply] Okay. [sighs]
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Hope it's not weird, you know, us...
us hanging out,
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since I was the last guy who she was with.
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- Oh, no. No, it doesn't bother me.
- [breathes deeply]
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It's okay if it does.
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It doesn't, but thanks.
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- Cool.
- Cool.
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- Cool, cool, cool. [chuckles]
- Cool, c-cool, cool.
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Really?
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This is making me sad.
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I get it.
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- Hey, thanks for coming. You too, Brian.
- Course.
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Don't thank him. He skipped the service.
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- He just came for the food.
- [Julie] Ah.
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- Jealous?
- Yes.
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Also, I wanna let you know
since the house is already sold,
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you can go ahead
and put those funds into a trust
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- for Elliot's daughter and grandkids.
- Thank you.
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I-I know that's what he would've wanted.
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Whoa, you sold the house?
Where are you gonna live now?
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She's gonna crash with me
for a couple days...
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- [Julie sighs]
- ...un... until she figures something out.
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- Well, thanks again, pal.
- [chuckles]
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- Yeah.
- [Julie] All right. [sighs]
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- Whoa.
- Wow.
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She's gonna crash with you
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- for a few days?
- A few days?
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- That's some cold-ass shit, Paul.
- I am shaken to my core.
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- That was, like, so disturbing.
- Haunting.
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What we're doing right now is working.
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Don't forget I haven't lived
with another human being for 30...
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What are you doing? ...thirty years.
What is that?
119
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It's a big flapping pussy
'cause that's what you're being right now.
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Flap, flap, flap,
flappity, flap, flap, Paul.
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That's also haunting.
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- Oh, I bet. Check this out.
- Don't... Don't bring it over to me.
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- I don't want that. I don't want...
- Hey. Hey.
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We're at a funeral.
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["Frightening Fishes"
by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
126
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{\an8}When Alice turns 18,
you will be an adult who has an adult.
127
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{\an8}How is this blowing your mind?
128
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{\an8}Your dad has an adult.
129
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{\an8}Holy shit.
130
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{\an8}You guys talking about my birthday?
What are you getting me?
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{\an8}I'm baking you a cake.
132
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{\an8}Would you like chocolate or yellow?
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{\an8}Surprise me, but yellow.
134
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{\an8}[chuckles]
135
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{\an8}I know what you should get me.
136
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{\an8}- [groans]
- Come on, Dad. It's just a car.
137
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{\an8}"Just a car."
I love white family dynamics.
138
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{\an8}Look, I'm sorry, kid.
My insurance would go through the roof.
139
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{\an8}Okay.
140
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{\an8}Well, it was worth a shot.
141
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{\an8}- Would you give it one more think?
- Nope.
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{\an8}What if I paid for gas?
143
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{\an8}With what?
144
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{\an8}- It's egregious to me, honestly.
- No, it's horrible.
145
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{\an8}Get Alice a fucking car.
146
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{\an8}I know how much you make, cheapo.
147
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{\an8}You're a narc, Sean!
148
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{\an8}[Sean] I'm fine with it.
149
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{\an8}All right, fembots, disengage.
150
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{\an8}I'm getting Alice a car.
151
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{\an8}I just told her no
so I could surprise her.
152
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{\an8}[sucks teeth] Aw, that's sweet.
Okay, I like you again.
153
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{\an8}- I haven't decided yet.
- [Gaby] Mmm.
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{\an8}Her last birthday sucked. That's on me.
155
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{\an8}Yeah, when you knocked on my door, drunk,
156
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{\an8}asking if you could borrow
a birthday cake?
157
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{\an8}- I remember what I did, Liz.
- Do you?
158
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{\an8}Well, not all of it.
159
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{\an8}It's probably healthy for me
to have some secrets from myself.
160
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{\an8}Look, she's always been obsessed
with the yellow MINI Cooper
161
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{\an8}her mom had in college,
so I'm looking for one of those.
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{\an8}I'm back on your team.
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{\an8}But when's the party?
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{\an8}She has her own plans, Liz.
165
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{\an8}She doesn't wanna celebrate her 18th
birthday with her dad and his friends.
166
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{\an8}- Who cares what she wants? She owes us.
- That shit is...
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{\an8}- It is not for her. It's for us.
- No. We're getting one.
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{\an8}- We're getting one.
- Okay.
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{\an8}- [Gaby] We getting one for damn sure.
- Yeah. For damn sure.
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{\an8}For damn sure.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}- We gotta plan this party.
- All right.
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- Derek. Derek coming through.
- Derek!
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- Hey, Jorge.
- Hey. Yeah, what can I get ya?
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- Uh, sorry. [stammers] I'm Derek.
- [stammers]
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- I'll have the usual.
- All right.
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I'm just trying to decide
if I want one or two.
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Oh, get two, babe.
You're my big, hungry guy.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You heard the lady.
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Relax, I'll go bring it to you.
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- Okay.
- [drumming on counter]
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- Thank you.
- [inhales sharply]
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Hey, what the hell was that?
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Not looking for input.
186
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Hello. Not sure
why he just got to cut the line.
187
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Ah, excuse me, chunky necklace.
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- Nobody asked you.
- [gasps]
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But thank you so much
for policing the line.
190
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You're doing such a great job.
191
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Really. Really. A-plus.
192
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- Wow.
- [chuckles]
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Whatever you want is on me.
194
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All right, young lady.
Let's get down to business.
195
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Obviously, your upcoming birthday
means a lot
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- to both Liz and I--
- Liz and me.
197
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We said we were gonna be
on the same page today.
198
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- Just say it properly.
- All right.
199
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Obviously, your upcoming
birthday means a lot to Liz and me.
200
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- Thank you.
- [Gaby chuckles]
201
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Uh, we just wanna
start by saying that we love you.
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- We're coming with an aggressive offer.
- Yes we are.
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Full sit-down dinner,
cake and presents after, cocktail attire,
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7:00 to 10:30.
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I'm gonna counter
with standing in the kitchen eating cake
206
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in sweats,
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no presents being opened,
208
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- 4:30 to 4:35.
- [Gaby] Hmm.
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Well, that's bullshit.
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- You calm down.
- That's fucking bullshit.
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I know it's bullshit.
She playing right now.
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We anticipated this.
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I'm gonna hit you with a counteroffer.
214
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One hour cake, smart casual,
and you open Liz and my presents only.
215
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,458
Mention the pregaming.
216
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,502
We also want 20 minutes with you
while you're getting ready.
217
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:07,463
You try on an outfit of our choosing
while we give you advice on being a woman.
218
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:11,884
And you ask us to go out with you
and your friends after,
219
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but you have to act like you mean it
220
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and be really disappointed
when we politely decline.
221
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Okay. [sighs]
222
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Brief pregame,
45-minute party and we have a deal.
223
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- What do you think?
- I don't like it.
224
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I don't like it either,
but this is what we got.
225
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,525
- We're gonna make the deal.
- Okay.
226
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- We're gonna take your dumb-ass deal...
- Yeah?
227
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- ...but we're not happy about it. Yes.
- No.
228
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Okay, deal.
229
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- Come on.
- Deal.
230
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All right, if I'm gonna party
with the old people, I'm inviting Paul.
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- Ugh. What? Ew.
- [Liz] Yeah, but... What?
232
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No, he's gonna harsh my buzz.
233
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- Oh, stop, he's gonna be excited.
- [chuckles]
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- [phone chimes]
- [sighs]
235
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[sighs] Fuck.
236
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,342
[Paul] Can't wait. [sighs]
237
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,471
[clicks tongue]
238
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,848
Thanks for coming with me.
239
00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,641
- I'm a terrible negotiator. [sighs]
- [Derek] Yep. [sighs]
240
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,186
I'm very good at it.
241
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:04,729
Hey, Jimmy?
242
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,397
- Jimmy. Yeah.
- Sofi.
243
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,899
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
244
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,484
Yeah, you too.
Uh, feel free to take a look.
245
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,737
Okay. [sighs]
246
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,866
- What you got in here? A six? Eight?
- [Sofi] Um.
247
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,910
Couple of V's? I know nothing about cars.
248
00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,913
- Yeah. [chuckling]
- Okay... [sighs] ...my time to shine.
249
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,998
They made a surplus of the 2004s.
250
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,335
This one's not exactly mint. [chuckles]
251
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:27,877
What do you want for it?
252
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,420
Well, I'm asking 5,000.
253
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,671
Sold.
254
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:34,175
Oh, I-I was just expecting,
um, some more back-and-forth.
255
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,259
I was too.
256
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,386
I am gonna go get the paperwork.
257
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,223
Get on it. Hey.
258
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,060
What happened there, buddy?
259
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,354
No wedding ring, modest house,
kid's bike in the yard.
260
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,064
You really want me to shake down
261
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:53,444
some nice, single,
and, uh, by the way, very cute mom
262
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,489
just for a couple hundred bucks, Jimmy?
263
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,156
You spend that on lotion.
264
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,700
[clicking tongue]
265
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:02,787
[snorts] So, when you said that
you were a good negotiator, you meant--
266
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,581
- Morally good. Yeah.
- Right.
267
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,751
D-man out!
268
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:12,338
[sighs] Okay, so I know
we focused on my anxiety last week,
269
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,007
but I can't remember if I told you
how much I sweat when it gets bad.
270
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,344
And I have a job interview today,
and I didn't bring a change of clothes.
271
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,222
You wanna get that job, we're gonna
have to work on how you enter a room.
272
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,307
- Yes.
- Oh, shit. Therapy with the door open?
273
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,686
- Girl, you are frazzled.
- Oh. [chuckles, whispers] Oh, my God.
274
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,271
[door closes]
275
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,856
Ew, don't smell that.
276
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,524
And why are you
still bringing your baby to therapy?
277
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,900
We love you. We think you're cute,
278
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,778
but it's harder to do the work
when you're here. Yes, it is.
279
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,655
Normally I pay my aunt to watch him,
280
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,575
but she can't because she got drunk
and fell off her Peloton.
281
00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,036
And now her flank is, like, so inflamed,
so you can't really blame her.
282
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,413
You absolutely can blame her.
283
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,123
What the hell are you gonna do now
with your interview?
284
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,876
Oh, how I wish I knew someone
285
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,420
who didn't have a patient
from 12:00 to 1:00.
286
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,006
Never in a million, billion years. No.
287
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,884
I don't get why so many white women
adopt Black babies. This guy's fine.
288
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,886
- Let me get a hit of that shit.
- Mmm. [grunts]
289
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,345
- Hi, baby boy.
- Yeah.
290
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,514
- Oh, and you're so comfortable with him.
- Hi.
291
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,808
You think that eventually,
I'll be that comfortable?
292
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,059
- [chuckling]
- No.
293
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,186
Hey.
294
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,229
- Hi. Meet your son.
- [chuckles]
295
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,356
Uh, not buying it.
296
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,066
But if it's Jimmy's,
tell him it doesn't bother me.
297
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,319
- [chuckles]
- [Derrick chuckles]
298
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,446
[sighs] What is that? Is that a baby?
299
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,822
[scoffs] Obviously.
300
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,532
- [chuckles]
- What are all you people doing here?
301
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,075
Yeah, I just came here
to take Gaby to lunch.
302
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,369
And you called me
and asked me to come here.
303
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,287
Be older.
304
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:30,541
[imitates baby] Are you really gonna
be this mad when I'm this cute?
305
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,794
Get out of my office,
you little bald fuck.
306
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,588
- [Gaby gasps] Jesus.
- He's the worst.
307
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,840
You, give me a minute.
308
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,761
[both] Ooh.
309
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,095
What do you think they're talking about?
310
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,138
I don't know.
311
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,265
[Derrick sighs]
312
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,935
I'm very fond of Gaby.
313
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,604
What are your intentions?
314
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,148
Uh... [chuckles] ...what,
are we in an old movie or something?
315
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,691
- [stammers]
- [Paul] I'm serious.
316
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,445
Are you a good guy, or are you a bad guy?
317
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,616
- Uh, I-I think I'm a... a good guy.
- [sighs]
318
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,492
You know, I love my family.
319
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,410
I pay taxes.
320
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:11,040
I recycle, like, even the batteries,
which are, like, a bitch to get rid of.
321
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,751
You know what I'm saying? [chuckles]
322
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,548
Are you frozen? What... What's happening?
323
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:25,930
Okay, all jokes aside, I think
Gaby is incredible and I feel like...
324
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,059
[inhales deeply] ...I've been waiting
to meet her for a really long time.
325
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,644
- That's the answer I was looking for.
- Oh, okay.
326
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,312
You can go back inside now.
327
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,313
All right.
328
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,648
Well, it was nice to meet...
329
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,317
well, meet and be threatened by you.
330
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,820
Gaby, lunch?
331
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,196
Uh, sorry, I can't.
332
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,823
I gotta watch my patient's baby, you know?
333
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,241
Classic Gaby.
334
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,952
[Liz] Um, Paul. You were quite rude.
335
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,580
I think you need to apologize to the baby.
336
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,623
My bad.
337
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,335
Okay, I, uh, finally found the spare key,
338
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,462
but I can't get
this other one off the ring.
339
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,673
It might be a house key,
so I'm just gonna have to trust you
340
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,302
not to come back, peel off my skin,
and wear it as a coat.
341
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,012
- I will not.
- [chuckles]
342
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,931
I can't speak for my daughter, though.
This is her... her big birthday gift
343
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,850
and she hungers for blood, so...
344
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,352
An old, yellow MINI Cooper.
345
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,938
[chuckles] You and your wife
must hate her.
346
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,442
[sighing] I'm gonna say something now
that's gonna make you feel bad and...
347
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,820
and act weird so, I'm gonna ask you
to try really hard not to.
348
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,113
- [sighs]
- [chuckles]
349
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,907
My wife is dead.
350
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,284
Of course she is.
351
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,370
Cool. I mean not cool.
352
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,872
- My ex-husband is dead.
- Really?
353
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,124
To me. [clicks tongue] That was bad.
354
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,627
I do that joke a lot,
but I say it in a funnier way.
355
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,671
I go, um... [clicks tongue]
..."He's dead to me."
356
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,009
- No, that's the same thing. [chuckles]
- That's the same thing. Yeah. [chuckles]
357
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,678
- Well, I'm sorry it ended so badly...
- [chuckles]
358
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,388
...but at least you got
that awesome joke out of it.
359
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,058
- You should go on the road with that.
- [chuckles] It usually works pretty well.
360
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,601
- Does it? Yeah.
- Yeah, not now, but it does.
361
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,519
- Hmm.
- Cool.
362
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,646
[chuckles] What happened?
363
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,105
You know that thing where you're like,
364
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,860
"I-I'm... I'm so lucky that my best friend
and my husband get along"?
365
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:03,653
- [exhales sharply]
- Yeah.
366
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,822
[groans] Now I drop my kid off
at her house every other weekend.
367
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,823
[groans]
368
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,492
I helped hang that bitch's wallpaper.
369
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:11,744
- There's not a single bubble in it.
- [chuckles]
370
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,038
- That's rough.
- [chuckles]
371
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499
What is the most
embarrassing thing you realized
372
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,544
you didn't know how to do
without your wife?
373
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,673
Sorry, I'm not used to
people en... engaging.
374
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,258
Usually, everybody just runs
from this topic.
375
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,177
- Well, not me. I double down, so...
- I see that.
376
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,304
- I didn't know how to pay my mortgage.
- Oh.
377
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,472
- Yeah.
- That's a big one.
378
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,850
Yeah. I-I thought
that if I waited long enough,
379
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,937
they would be cool and come find me,
which they did.
380
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,649
- They were not cool. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
381
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,318
Uh, what was your wife's name?
382
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,529
- Tia.
- That's a really nice name.
383
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,156
It's a really nice name.
384
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:53,829
Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, um,
but do you ever think
385
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,082
that your wife dying might be better
than what happened to me?
386
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,000
- Well--
- No.
387
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,793
- No?
- [chuckles] No. Li... [stammers]
388
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,254
- Okay, I can say this. I can say this.
- It's... Okay. Mm-hmm.
389
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,424
I feel like you and I can both be sad
without this being a competition.
390
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,758
- Hear me out, okay?
- Okay.
391
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,968
- All right.
- All right?
392
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,722
Any good memory that I have
of my husband is tainted.
393
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,890
Okay? [stammers] They're gone.
394
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:17,185
But I bet you have, like,
a million amazing memories of your wife
395
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,563
and you get to keep them forever.
396
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,732
- Yeah. Yeah. I do.
- Yeah.
397
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,026
- Yeah, I win. I'm the winner.
- Fuck,
398
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,485
- you won.
- Yes.
399
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,697
- Yeah, I have so much anger, okay?
- [chuckling]
400
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,242
I'm... I feel like I'm... like I'm stuck.
401
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,287
You know, it's probably gonna be
easier for you to move on eventually.
402
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,707
You don't seem like
you have that much anger.
403
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,541
- No?
- No.
404
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,794
You seem like you have
the right amount of anger.
405
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,050
[clicks tongue] Sometimes for me, um,
moving on feels im-impossible.
406
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,928
Well, don't say impossible.
407
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,264
[chuckles]
408
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,849
- I'm gonna go now...
- Okay.
409
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,309
...because I have a therapy session.
410
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,811
Oh. Well, thank God. Yeah.
411
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,856
Keep-Keep doing the-the good work, right?
412
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:04,941
I'm the therapist.
413
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,275
- But, "thank God"?
- Yeah.
414
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,239
I meant, "Thank, uh...
Thank God, they have you to do that work."
415
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,199
Hey, um...
416
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,243
It was really nice meeting you.
417
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,413
[sighing] You too.
418
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,252
This is why you called me here?
419
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,630
Who at the funeral
even told you about Bitcoin?
420
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,965
Break it up, you two.
421
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,508
What did you mean by "classic Gaby"?
422
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,510
- Here, watch him.
- Oh, oh, oh. Wh-Wh-What if...
423
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,594
What if he gets hungry?
424
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,888
- What? You got nipples. Whip a titty out.
- Oh.
425
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,640
[Gaby] You, say what you mean, all right?
426
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,684
You wanna mix it up, Paul?
Let's mix it up. Let's go.
427
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,810
Okay, let's mix it up.
428
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,978
- Great.
- All right.
429
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:46,566
It is classic Gaby to allow yourself
to be manipulated
430
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,360
into taking care of
someone else's problem.
431
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,697
So, helping somebody else out for an hour
means that I'm a mess? Hmm?
432
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,241
You need to eat more fiber, Paul,
'cause that's some weak shit.
433
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,703
You keep using every excuse
434
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:03,040
to put everyone else's needs
before your own.
435
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,169
You used that baby to skip lunch
436
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,921
with one of the most
attractive men I have ever seen.
437
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,383
And I'm saying this
as a very attractive man.
438
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,678
This is exactly what
you're doing with your mom.
439
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,055
You and I both know you do not want
440
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,516
- your mother to live with you.
- Dude.
441
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,436
Guys, I'm trying to get him down
for a nap. Could you just shush?
442
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,229
Oh, I just shushed someone.
That's a milestone.
443
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,400
You are never going to be happy
until you change this pattern.
444
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:33,112
You wanna talk about changing
patterns, huh, Mr. "Fortress of Solitude"?
445
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,531
Mr., uh, "You Can Crash At My Place"?
446
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,284
Mr. "I Love You So Much
And I Wanna Be Around You All The Time
447
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,578
But Not If It Means That You Have To
Keep All Your Stuff At My House"?
448
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,039
That last one was unnecessarily long.
449
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,832
Yeah, I know. I felt it when I did it.
450
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,876
At least I'm trying to change.
451
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:50,213
I made a friend this year,
and, last month, we went out for a pastry.
452
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:54,634
And just recently, I hosted a small
group of people in the office kitchen.
453
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,928
That was 30 seconds ago,
and you just kicked everybody out.
454
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,513
You're saying this is classic Gaby?
455
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,640
Well, this is classic Paul. [stammers]
456
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,601
You are so set in your ways,
you're too scared to sack up.
457
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,562
- Scared to sack up?
- Yeah. Yeah. Gotta sack up, Paul.
458
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,981
Why is he crying?
459
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,441
Christ's sake.
460
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,944
- [crying] He's so beautiful.
- [Paul sighs]
461
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,403
- Oh, no.
- Looked me in the eye.
462
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,988
Yeah. So, it's just the eye contact, huh?
463
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,156
- It's the eye... [cries]
- Okay.
464
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,116
Let me get this baby,
'cause this is a lot.
465
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,035
- I'm sorry.
- All right.
466
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,870
- [partygoers exclaim]
- What y'all think?
467
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,664
- It's incredible.
- That's amazing.
468
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:28,334
- Can we move this shit along?
- Holy shit. It's a party, Paul.
469
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,378
Why are you so cranky all the time?
470
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,463
- Who hurt you?
- My father.
471
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,216
Oh, right. Yes. No, I knew that.
472
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,717
Did you remember
the giant bow for the car?
473
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,885
You asked me to do one thing.
474
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,178
- I'm insulted.
- You forgot.
475
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,137
Almost immediately.
476
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,515
Hey. Hey, how was the, uh...
how was the pregame?
477
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:46,185
Secrets were told, tears were shed,
and, uh, piercings were shown. So...
478
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,728
- [Liz] Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, jaws were dropped.
479
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:48,813
- [chuckles]
- Ooh, I almost forgot.
480
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,857
My friends are taking me out after this.
481
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,066
Do you two wanna join?
482
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,569
- Yes.
- Mm-mmm.
483
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,406
No. I c... I can't.
But thank you so much for asking.
484
00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,991
Mm-hmm. Have a seat.
485
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,117
- Here.
- Aw.
486
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:02,785
Yeah... [stammers]
...there's a receipt inside,
487
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:03,995
in case you don't like it.
488
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:06,455
Which you won't, because I don't know you
and I don't know what you like.
489
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,456
That's so nice.
490
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,125
Whatever it is, you're gonna love it.
491
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,127
He once gave me a pair of Nikes
that were so cool,
492
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,336
I'm still afraid to wear 'em.
493
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,671
Hey, take it easy on the gifts.
494
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,715
You know, once she opens a present
or lights a candle,
495
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,633
- then the party clock starts.
- Don't.
496
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,927
- Paul, please don't do it. Paul.
- [Gaby] I think he's gonna light it.
497
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,887
Thanks, Paul.
498
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,513
I'm not doing it for you.
499
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,308
[chuckles] That's all right.
I am unfazed. [sighs]
500
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,934
I'm cool as a cucumber.
501
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,437
- So I will begin.
- Yes. Come on.
502
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:33,316
I just want to say a few words
about my amazing daughter, Alice.
503
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,068
A is for "amazing."
504
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,445
[Gaby chuckles]
505
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:39,113
L is for "lucky to be her dad."
506
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,531
Backwards.
507
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,782
This is backwards?
508
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,242
- So to you that's a backwards L?
- Yep.
509
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,535
- And that's forwards?
- [Derrick] Yeah.
510
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,162
- Yeah.
- [Liz] Let's keep it moving.
511
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,456
[Gaby] Come on. Don't focus on it.
512
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,999
- Like, from where we are.
- [Liz] You got it.
513
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,042
Mm-hmm.
514
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:54,003
I is for "I should probably stop
because I can tell she hates this."
515
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,713
- [partygoers laughing]
- So much.
516
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,966
- C is for "can't" because--
- Still backwards.
517
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,676
I love watching her squirm.
518
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:05,389
And E is for... "[squeals] ...I'm so excited..."
519
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,307
Goddamn it.
520
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,017
- "Excited" was right there.
- It was.
521
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:12,313
I'm so excited for this new stage
of your journey as you drive off int--
522
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,441
- Drive off? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh. Oh. Oh. [chuckles]
523
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,736
[partygoers laughing]
524
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,364
- [Derek] Come on.
- [Brian] Really good. Really good.
525
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,907
Oh, my God.
526
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,951
It's just like Mom's.
527
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,161
It's not exactly like Mom's.
528
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:27,995
We didn't make you in this one.
529
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,080
Dad, you're the best.
530
00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,665
I love you so much.
531
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,543
- There is my birthday bitch.
- [Jimmy] Oh. Hey, Summer.
532
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,378
- Hi.
- [squeals, gasps] You were right.
533
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,672
He got you a car.
534
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,508
Oh, well. At least I acted s-surprised.
535
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,218
- Thank you.
- [Dylan] Whoa.
536
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,594
You're gonna have to sit in the back.
537
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,805
- All right.
- Yeah.
538
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,098
- [Jimmy] Hey, hey, hey.
- [Summer] Hi.
539
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,309
- Seat belts, everybody. Seat belts.
- [Summer giggles]
540
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,562
- [engine starts]
- [partygoers cheer]
541
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,607
- [screams] Okay, bye. Whoo!
- All right, bye. [stammers] Bye.
542
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,192
Bye.
543
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,486
[sighs] She's not coming back, is she?
544
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,571
Maybe not ever.
545
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,697
Why'd you give her the keys?
546
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,615
- We had her for 30 more minutes.
- Hey, no.
547
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,117
That's a selfish, grown-ass woman.
548
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,577
- You know we taught her well.
- Okay.
549
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,370
You know what?
Party's just getting started.
550
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,623
We got food, we got music,
we can all just hang out together.
551
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,333
No. Woof. See ya.
552
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,376
- Oh.
- Yeah.
553
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,461
- Let's party.
- [partygoers cheer]
554
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,423
- [Gaby] Let's do shots! Come on!
- [Derek] Come on, team!
555
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:24,177
Okay... [sighs] ...I'm gonna go get my
favorite beer from the house. [chuckles]
556
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,929
Oh. Baby,
do you want me to get it for you?
557
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,014
I'm happy to.
558
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,141
No, I'm good.
559
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,730
Liz, I can't fucking watch this anymore.
560
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,939
- What?
- You with Derek.
561
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,024
It's unsettling.
562
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,026
It's like straights playing kickball.
563
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,569
Eat my ass, Brian.
564
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,987
And hate it 'cause I'm a girl.
565
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,906
Oh, thank God. You're still in there.
566
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:46,991
This isn't you.
567
00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,117
I know.
568
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,954
I am stuck in a shame spiral.
569
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,624
I just... I can't figure out how to stop it.
570
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,753
I want to show you a picture
the food truck got tagged in today.
571
00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:02,216
{\an8}"Shrimp Bitch is back!"
Oh, am I the Shrimp Bitch?
572
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,550
That is so sweet.
573
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,678
[clicks tongue] Aw. All the comments
are about how hateful you are.
574
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,515
I know 'cause I'm awesome.
575
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,016
But what does that have to do
with Derek and me?
576
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,560
Oh, he misses Shrimp Bitch too.
577
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,646
- He hearted every single comment.
- Really?
578
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,398
No, but I think if he knew how
to use social media, he would.
579
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,817
Take it from someone
who was straight for 20 years.
580
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:26,532
[inhales heavily] If you don't find
a way to start being your true self,
581
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,451
you will never enjoy sex again.
582
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,119
- [exhales deeply]
- Seriously, dude?
583
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,371
No, she gets it.
584
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,999
- No, I do. I get it.
- [chuckles]
585
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,752
Eat my ass
and I'll hate it because you're a girl?
586
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,379
[chuckles] That was funny.
587
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,297
I might like it.
588
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,008
So, we'll drop your car at my place,
589
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,177
and then we'll walk
to birthday under the bridge.
590
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,720
- Perfect.
- And I have drinks,
591
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,806
music and weed for the sobers.
592
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,015
Ah, that's awesome.
593
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,851
- You're getting a text.
- Ooh, read it to me.
594
00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:56,352
It's from Louis. [sighs]
595
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,772
"Sorry this is late. Happy birthday.
I'm so glad we got to connect,
596
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:03,861
but it's probably healthiest
for both of us if we don't speak again."
597
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,071
We're making a stop.
598
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,992
It's a great opportunity for me
to show you how smart I am.
599
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,077
It's an escape room, man.
You're gonna love it.
600
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:15,580
Uh, I really don't think I am.
601
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,040
- I don't get it. They lock you in a room?
- Yeah.
602
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,584
- And you can't get out?
- Yeah.
603
00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:21,544
- And you have to do maths problems?
- Yeah.
604
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:22,545
And you enjoy it?
605
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:23,588
Nah, I hate that shit.
606
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:26,674
But maybe this time we'll get out
and we'll get matching T-shirts.
607
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,634
[Louis] Whoa, you didn't say
anything about matching T-shirts.
608
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,096
- Oh, well, then I'm definitely in.
- It's gonna be great.
609
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,056
Hi.
610
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,101
- Hey, Alice. [sighs]
- Can we talk?
611
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,688
I would, but I can't 'cause I gotta work.
612
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,899
[scoffs] No, you don't, man.
It's slow. I can close.
613
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,317
Thanks for reading that so perfectly.
614
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:45,485
Ah, you're welcome.
615
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,493
You have a new friend.
616
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,244
Is he your bestie?
617
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,997
[chuckles] I guess, in that he's my only.
618
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,082
Mmm.
619
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,542
It is nice to start
with a clean slate though.
620
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,336
I so get that.
621
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:04,421
Mm-hmm.
622
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,255
I'm happy for you.
623
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,340
Thank you.
624
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,675
I was worried about you
when you didn't text me back,
625
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,344
but you seem good.
626
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,179
Yeah. I'm great.
627
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,932
I mean, look, my life isn't
all bubble gum and doughnuts but,
628
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,183
- you know--
- Nobody says that here.
629
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,143
[chuckles] I don't know
what Americans say.
630
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,187
Guns and ammo?
631
00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:24,149
Things are definitely getting better.
632
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,780
I used to come here with Sarah
every single morning
633
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,114
before she'd go for work.
634
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:37,453
And we would sit here and guess
what all the people did for a living.
635
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,164
And then after everything happened,
636
00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:44,962
I would find myself
on this bench for hours,
637
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,632
and every time I'd see a train coming,
638
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,845
it would take all my strength
not to just get up and...
639
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,309
Anyway. [clicks tongue]
640
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,148
Why don't you want to talk to me anymore?
641
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:07,067
It's weird.
642
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,738
I just think it's better this way.
643
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,992
I don't believe you.
644
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,997
What did my dad say to you?
645
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,374
[inhales deeply]
646
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,834
- [Derek] Hey.
- [Gaby] Hi.
647
00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:26,794
- Come on. Here you go, lovely lady.
- [chuckles]
648
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:27,712
Why, thank you, sir.
649
00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,672
- But none for you, buddy.
- [Gaby] Actually, I can't.
650
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,175
It's gonna be like an hour drive
to my mom's house and I should get going.
651
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:33,676
Are you sure you don't want me to come?
652
00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,219
- Yeah. No.
- I'm great with moms.
653
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,054
- Oh.
- And just know I'm gonna be flirting.
654
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,265
Might even spank a little tush.
[imitates smack]
655
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,600
You gonna... [imitates smack] ...my mom's ass?
656
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:41,976
- What's the matter with you?
- [chuckles]
657
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,144
We're gonna talk about that later.
658
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,521
- But do me a favor?
- Mmm.
659
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,522
Throw my boy Jimbo a bone.
660
00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,357
He wants to feel like he's a threat.
661
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:51,110
- I got it. All right.
- Okay, bye. I'll call you.
662
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,195
- Bye.
- You outta here?
663
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,321
- Yeah, see ya.
- See ya.
664
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:57,492
[inhales deeply, sighs] It's so hard
being in your house, man.
665
00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,662
I can't stop picturing
all the hot love you two made.
666
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,831
- Thanks, man.
- [laughing]
667
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:05,250
What the fuck?
668
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,669
Derek, is this your dog?
669
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,506
[Derek] Yeah...
[sighs] ...it's Mac's new beer.
670
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,675
I love it. Don't tell Liz.
It'll make her even crazier.
671
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,512
I've been married 27 years and suddenly,
672
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,723
my wife has been replaced
by some weird replica.
673
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,226
I know, it makes me feel
like an earthquake is coming or something.
674
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:28,856
Last night, she told me she always sees me
and always hears me.
675
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:32,235
- That's creepy.
- I don't want to be seen or heard.
676
00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:33,195
- Right?
- [chuckles]
677
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,572
Relationships... [sighs] ...are tricky.
678
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:37,657
[Derrick] I hear you, man.
679
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:41,327
I mean, Gaby's great,
but trying to figure her out has been...
680
00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:44,872
[inhales heavily] Let's just say
there's a lot of walls up.
681
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:47,333
- Mmm. Tricky.
- [Derrick] Yeah.
682
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,626
I met a woman today.
683
00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:50,253
Hmm? A woman.
684
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,381
We really clicked. Guess what I did?
685
00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:55,216
- What?
- Nothing.
686
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,509
- Oh.
- [Jimmy] Not a thing.
687
00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:59,637
It made me wonder if I'm ever gonna be
ready for something real, you know?
688
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,056
Ah, don't say that, Jim.
689
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,266
Oh, you're, like, a full-time Jimmy?
690
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:05,518
- It makes me feel boyish.
- No, it works.
691
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:09,105
You know, things can change, James.
692
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,190
[chuckles]
693
00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:13,402
As a therapist, I believe that.
694
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:17,071
But I've also seen people
who live a certain way for so long...
695
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,239
[door closes]
696
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,700
...they never seem
to get past their roadblocks.
697
00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:25,037
Hey, bud. [sighs] I'm sorry to barge in.
I'm just here to crash.
698
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,082
Oh, hey. [sighs] Come here.
699
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:30,419
[Julie clears throat]
700
00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:32,628
[clicks tongue]
701
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:35,131
You know how sometimes...
[stammers] ...uh... [sighs]
702
00:28:35,132 --> 00:28:38,718
...the correct thing to do
is right in front of me,
703
00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:45,516
and because I'm a dickhead...
[sighs] ...it takes me too long to do it?
704
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:47,853
It's one of your most endearing qualities.
705
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,812
Well, before I met you,
706
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:56,277
I thought I was living
the best version of my life.
707
00:28:56,278 --> 00:28:59,405
I was thriving at work,
reconnecting with my family,
708
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:02,200
a little something-something
with the lady down the street.
709
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,284
What lady down the street?
710
00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:04,869
Where-Where exactly did she live?
711
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:07,079
- She moved.
- Oh.
712
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,875
So, the point is, I never thought
there would be a new best version.
713
00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:13,586
[breathes shakily]
714
00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:15,421
Move in with me. [sighs]
715
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,381
I kind of already did.
716
00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:19,383
Half my clothes are already here.
717
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,095
I-I've been putting out pictures,
and I... I've just...
718
00:29:23,055 --> 00:29:25,264
[clicks tongue] I've been waiting
for you to catch up.
719
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:26,974
[chuckles]
720
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:28,976
[chuckles, sighs]
721
00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,603
Who the fuck are those people?
722
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,563
That's my sister and her kids.
723
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,899
Who the...
Who the fuck do you think they are?
724
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,776
Oh, I thought they came with the frame.
725
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:39,154
Oh, Paul. [chuckles]
726
00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:41,155
You good?
727
00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:43,492
[both laughing]
728
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:46,869
Yeah, I'm good.
729
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,248
Okay. I'll be back. [sighs]
730
00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:50,791
[sniffs]
731
00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:55,044
I can't decide if I should bring
your grandpa's favorite old armchair
732
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,295
or put it in storage.
733
00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:57,505
Mom, is that the fart chair?
734
00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:58,589
[both laugh]
735
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,341
You should burn that.
Why you still got it?
736
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:02,218
Ooh, he used to blow this thing up.
737
00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:03,427
You're not bringing it. That's crazy.
738
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,137
- Aw, come on, now.
- [phone ringing]
739
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,182
- Hold on, Mom. I got to take this.
- Okay.
740
00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:10,476
What's up, boss man?
741
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,061
I got a new roommate.
742
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,354
What? No way.
743
00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:16,650
I just wanted to thank you
for giving me the courage.
744
00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,779
- I gotta go. Julie's here.
- [Julie chuckles]
745
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,198
[Gaby] Hey, pace yourself.
746
00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:24,782
Make sure you stretch too.
747
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,742
You too old for all that messing around,
all right?
748
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:27,828
Good night.
749
00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:32,958
Baby, have you seen the packing tape?
I just had it.
750
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:36,879
What is it, honey?
751
00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:38,922
Um... [sighs]
752
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:47,848
- Mom, I love you so much, but, um...
- I love you too.
753
00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,060
...I don't think you should move in with me.
754
00:30:54,229 --> 00:31:00,318
I think you'll be a lot happier here,
closer to your friends and-and your life.
755
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,694
And I'm gonna... I'm gonna set you up too.
756
00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,655
I'll get you a full-time caretaker,
I'll visit a lot more than I used to,
757
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,033
which... [chuckles] ...you know,
I definitely already should've been doing.
758
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,577
Like... And I know that
I really screwed this whole thing up
759
00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:11,370
by not saying anything sooner,
760
00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:15,751
but, um, I really, really,
really think that this is the right thing.
761
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,504
For the both of us.
762
00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:20,964
Hmm.
763
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,382
I-I hope that you understand.
764
00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:24,593
Mmm.
765
00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:27,220
Mom?
766
00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:29,847
[inhales sharply] I think
maybe you should just go.
767
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,557
- You done made up your mind.
- Mom.
768
00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,102
You said what you have to say.
Now just go.
769
00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:37,522
[sighs]
770
00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:38,649
I'm sorry.
771
00:31:43,654 --> 00:31:44,488
So am I.
772
00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:53,497
[breathing shakily]
773
00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,834
Great birthday for Alice, buddy.
774
00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:01,046
Even if she was only there
for the beginning.
775
00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:04,091
Thanks, Derek.
776
00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:06,384
Yeah, I feel good.
777
00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:07,386
You should.
778
00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,179
You're a good daddy.
779
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,683
I appreciate that,
but don't call me daddy.
780
00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:15,143
[chuckles]
781
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:20,439
- Hey, Sean! This cake is delicious!
- Thanks, D.
782
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,359
- I-Is it a mix, or is it from scratch?
- [door opens]
783
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,406
Are you out here
yelling about cake at 11-fucking-30?
784
00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,449
Have you lost your mind?
785
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,617
Finish that out there.
786
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,371
If you get crumbs in my bed,
I will kill you.
787
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,127
You okay?
788
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,131
I'm just happy.
789
00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:46,175
[chuckles]
790
00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:51,597
[phone chimes]
791
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,563
[sighs, chuckles]
792
00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:02,815
You told him not to talk to me?
793
00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,609
Even when you knew it was helping me?
794
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:07,195
I can't... [inhales deeply]
...fucking believe you.
795
00:33:07,196 --> 00:33:08,446
[sighs]
796
00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:10,282
Way to ruin another birthday.
797
00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:12,366
Sweetie.
798
00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:14,785
- [sighs] Al...
- [door closes]
799
00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:16,121
Fuck!