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Alice is still so fucking mad.
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I know. It stinks.
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Look, if she wants to stay in touch
with this guy, fine.
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I guess I gotta live with it.
But it doesn't mean that I have to.
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I get it. I'm totally on your side.
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I appreciate that, but I know
that you're also obsessed with Alice.
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Are you gonna be able to
be on my side when she's around?
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Of course. No problem.
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Okay.
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I just don't know what she wants from me.
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I want you to do more.
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You should do more.
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I can tell that Louis is still struggling.
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You help every other person on the planet.
Why can't you help him?
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What the fuck, Jimmy?
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Liz, nice seeing ya.
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Yeah, I should go.
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Look, if he's struggling so much,
he should go talk to somebody.
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Dad, you know it would mean
so much more coming from you.
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Mom would have helped him.
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It's not gonna be me.
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- Okay.
- So can we all just please stop yelling?
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And yes, I know,
I'm the only one yelling, so I'll stop.
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It doesn't matter.
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I'm more sad than mad anyways.
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Alice, please don't do this.
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You're not the person I thought you were.
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I'm sorry I caved so quickly.
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Seriously, Liz?
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Oh, fuck.
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No, the last time we were all together
was at your daughter's wedding.
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- Remember that?
- Yes.
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Oh, my God. What a crazy time that was.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
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What's going on here?
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Are we running a beauty pageant?
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Who are these fucking people?
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When we decided to live together
you did know that I have friends?
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Yeah, I did.
I just didn't wanna believe it.
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You forget to take your meds?
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I took my meds, but they're not lasting
as long as they usually do.
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I called Sykes and her receptionist
said she's fully booked up,
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so I'm just gonna drop in.
She loves it when I surprise her.
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You really think
that she has a thing for you?
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Well, she's a human female, right?
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Nice to see you, ladies.
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Thanks.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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I hate them.
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Okay, then.
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Sorry Ava went with the other couple.
How are you guys doing?
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Well, Charlie's taking it hard.
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I'm more stable.
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Yes, you've demonstrated that
time and time...
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We'll never find a baby.
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...again.
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I was going to say again.
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I don't want this anymore.
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I found it after our meeting with Ava,
but now it's tainted by her rejection.
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So you can give it to her,
or you can burn it.
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I don't care. Just want her to know
there's no hard feelings.
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But definitely burn it,
maybe send her the ashes.
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Look, I'm making sure your brochure
gets seen by lots of other mothers.
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We have someone expecting twins.
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Can we take them both and then after
a year decide which one we wanna keep?
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You cannot.
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That's an insane question.
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We have a 38-year-old woman--
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A grandma baby. Great.
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What's it nurse on?
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Dust?
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, thank God, Charlie's here.
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- Sorry, I'm late.
- Please.
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You are worth the wait.
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Slut.
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Oh, my God. Babies everywhere.
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- Here you go. Hope that cheers you up.
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit. I gotta go.
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Close the truck up for me and that's free.
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Why do people keep confusing me
for a helpful person?
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I have no idea.
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Where you off to?
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I'm kinda seeing someone. It's casual.
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She's super busy, so when
she has the time, I make it work.
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Oh, my God. You're a boy toy.
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Yeah, you definitely have a glow lately.
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Yeah, truck's making money.
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I'm crushing in therapy.
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Only bummer is,
I always gotta go to her place.
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I can't really take her to the pool house.
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Have you thought of moving out?
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I'd love to, but it's really hard
to find another spot with a pool
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that's only $65 a month.
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He only charges you $65?
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That's as much as
one of my massage add-ons.
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Your rent is a lavender scrub.
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We'll finish up. Go to your maiden.
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Thank you, guys. Keys are in the truck.
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Brian, I'ma spread the word
that you love doing people favors.
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I hope you can't perform.
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Sexually!
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I got it.
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Pill o'clock.
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It's time to take your meds.
I'll go grab you some water.
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- Thank you, sweet angel.
- Of course.
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That's cute. I love pill o'clock.
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Mom, Nikki seems like a dope-ass nurse.
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She's an angel,
like the daughter I never had.
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Well, as one of the daughters you do have,
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would you maybe wanna do dinner
at my place next Thursday?
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You know, I may be serving a turkey
'cause it's Thanksgiving.
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Court's coming. It'd mean a lot to me
if you came too.
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Well, like you said, you know,
I'm much happier here in my own house,
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closer to my friends and my life.
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I think I'll just go dive into all that.
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Thank you, sweetie pie.
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Enjoy your turkey.
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All right, well,
go on ahead and be stubborn.
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I will break you.
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I mean,
I'm not gonna break her physically.
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I mean, I'm gonna break her emotionally,
like a horse.
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Not better.
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Anyway, thank you for helping us out.
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I know she can be a bit tricky.
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Actually, I think
she's handling it really well,
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being abandoned by her daughter.
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- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry.
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I get sensitive because I lost my mom,
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and I didn't take care of her
when I should have.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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I'm fucking with you.
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My mom lives with me
because I'm a decent person.
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Dr. Sykes, hi.
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Paul, what are you doing here?
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I went by your office
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and your new assistant
said that you knocked off a little early
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and came over here for a drink.
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She shouldn't have told you that.
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Well, in her defense, I did tell her
that I was your dad.
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Okay, what's the emergency?
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Well, I noticed that my meds
don't seem to be suppressing my tremors
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as well as they used to.
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So I'm worried that
my meds are losing their efficacy.
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Let's not jump to the worst case.
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There could be other factors.
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Lack of sleep, anxiety.
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Any new stress in your life recently?
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Well, my old neurologist moved in with me,
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and just between you and me,
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I said that I knew she had friends,
but I had no idea.
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Okay, how about you come in
for a proper appointment tomorrow?
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Thanks.
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Sup, Paul.
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Well, if she can't have me,
guess it makes sense.
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So, anyway, that's how I got kicked off
of the group Slack channel,
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but the main thing
that I wanted to tell you about
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is worse than the Whole Foods incident...
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I'm... Are you even listening?
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{\an8}I was not, sorry.
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{\an8}I'm in my head about
some personal stuff.
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{\an8}But watch,
doctoring in three, two, one, go.
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{\an8}No, now you're paying too much attention,
just find a middle ground.
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{\an8}- Better.
- Great.
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{\an8}Okay, so my neighbor, Jack,
he lost his dog, Bandit, right?
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{\an8}Which is super sad.
He put up signs everywhere.
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{\an8}Good news, I found Bandit.
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{\an8}But as I was waiting for Jack to come home
I started to play with Bandit,
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{\an8}and then I took him to the park
and we really connected.
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{\an8}Anyway, I ended up not giving him back.
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{\an8}So that was, what, yesterday?
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{\an8}Nine days ago,
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{\an8}and I probably should've said something
about it at our last session.
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{\an8}Well, we only had an hour.
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{\an8}What should I do?
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{\an8}Give the dog back, Wally.
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{\an8}Well, is there an option B?
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{\an8}Yes, there is actually, give the dog back.
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{\an8}Either one works.
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{\an8}Fine. But he's gonna miss his play date
with a really submissive corgi,
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{\an8}and those are very hard to find.
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{\an8}That's a sex thing?
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{\an8}Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}Otherwise, I'm still struggling
with eating by myself at restaurants.
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{\an8}Somebody once told me it's like
defecating in public 'cause it's...
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{\an8}You shouldn't be doing it.
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{\an8}You know what the worst thing
about kids are?
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{\an8}Yeah, they get all your money
when you die.
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{\an8}I'm not sure why that's a negative.
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{\an8}No, I was going to say
that they have this amazing ability
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{\an8}to cut you to your core
and then just go on with their day.
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{\an8}No, Paul,
I just wanna complain about Alice.
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{\an8}Please don't do that thing
where you look out the window
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{\an8}and get all philosophical.
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You ever think the world
puts two people together for a reason?
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Okay.
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You're the one that's always saying that
we're so alike,
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maybe you're right.
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Meg and I were estranged
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because I couldn't forgive myself
for fucking up in the past,
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just like you can't forgive yourself
for failing Alice.
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Well, I'm getting there.
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No, you're not.
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Thanks to Alice, I've got an open slot.
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It's not therapy,
it's just chats in the park.
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You bring me Fun Dip and a new hat.
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I appreciate the offer, but I am good.
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- You know what's insane?
- What, Paul?
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The worst thing in the world
that could happen, happened to you.
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You didn't ask for help.
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You just numbed yourself
with drugs and booze,
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buried yourself in your patients.
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Sure, some other people snuck in to help.
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Liz took care of Alice.
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I tricked her into therapy.
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I thought you just said they were chats.
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Yo, ready to get our talk on?
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In a second.
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You know the difference
between you and all our patients?
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Just by coming in here,
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they show they have the courage
to get the help they need.
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By the way, we good?
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Yeah, we're good.
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If it doesn't work out with my doctor,
Jimmy's got a dentist you can bang.
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- Do you?
- He's not a real dentist.
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He's just a guy who'd give you a few bucks
to put his fingers in your mouth.
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You're a weird guy, Jimmy.
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It's gonna be hot next week,
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and Derrick and I are thinking about
going to Rowdy Rapids in Palm Springs.
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You guys in?
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A water park?
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I'm not a huge fan of swimming
in other people's urine.
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You know my niece got syphilis
at that place.
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No, she didn't. Your niece is a ho.
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Both things can be true.
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She did have sex in the lazy river.
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Well, Derrick and I actually bonded over
being garbage people,
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so party cruises, Crocs and socks,
pro wrestling.
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We think the trashier the better.
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Yeah, yesterday for dinner,
we had Taco Bell,
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hooked up, and then got it again.
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We call that a "booty burrito bang-bang."
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Oh, yeah.
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There's a move I'd like to try.
246
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,727
Babe, nothing makes me drier
than the word "chalupa."
247
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,230
Hey, did you convince your mom to
have Thanksgiving with you and your sis?
248
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,400
- Not yet.
- Yeah, she'll come around.
249
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,776
What about you guys,
what are you guys doing?
250
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,404
I thought you knew, w...
251
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,660
We're just,
we're spending it with our boys...
252
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,203
pumping 'em full of yams.
253
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,081
That's... Weird way to phrase that
but enjoy.
254
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,960
- I'm gonna head out. Bye.
- Okay.
255
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:51,919
- Bye.
- Have a good day.
256
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,212
You too.
257
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,591
I hate it when you give me the look.
You know lying gives me reflux.
258
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:57,884
- It's her.
- I'm sorry,
259
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,886
I just haven't decided
if he's invited yet.
260
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,512
Enough of this.
261
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,931
It's time to make a list of pros and cons.
262
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,976
Fine, all right. Pros, he makes me laugh,
263
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,686
he knows all the lyrics to "Tubthumping"
264
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,688
and I can be myself around him.
265
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,608
He also gives the best back rubs.
266
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,359
It's Gaby's list, babe.
267
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,945
- Oh, right.
- Okay, cons.
268
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,865
Honestly, the only one I can think of
is he's so hot he steals focus.
269
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:24,160
Be braver, you're taking a gift away
from all of us.
270
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,078
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
271
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,163
- Hi.
- You ready to go?
272
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,040
- Yeah.
- Gaby's just telling us
273
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,209
why we can't invite her Derrick
to Thanksgiving.
274
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,920
- Too hot, might steal focus.
- He gets it.
275
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,546
Cowards. Come on. Let's go.
276
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923
- Bye.
- Shallow.
277
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,216
- Geez.
- Wait,
278
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,051
so she had sex in a lazy river?
279
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,928
- In a tube. Yeah.
- What? How'd she do that?
280
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,263
- Just booty through the hole?
- That's what the picture looked like.
281
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,934
- She wear a snorkel?
- I didn't see a face.
282
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,811
My buddy, Tom, owns this building.
283
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,440
I've been thinking about purchasing
this unit as an investment.
284
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,444
- Thoughts?
- Yeah, this place is awesome.
285
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,240
Love the location, love all this light.
286
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,074
Yeah, buy this place, bro.
287
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:06,244
Well, I can't flip it for a year
for tax reasons,
288
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:09,039
but I was thinking, hell,
this could be your place until then.
289
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,959
Look, it needs some sprucing up,
290
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,129
you could oversee all that and, you know,
pay me a hundred bucks a month.
291
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,008
In massage terms,
that's a salt scrub and a hand job.
292
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,844
But you should never mix those two.
293
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:27,098
- Derek, this is too much.
- You'd be helping me out, I mean it.
294
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,308
Also, look at this,
295
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,309
marble countertops,
296
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,813
nice and cool on the tush
for your sex friend.
297
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:36,358
There's also a doorman and a gazebo.
298
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,778
- It is nice on your tush. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
299
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,698
Hey, what do you think?
300
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,577
I just... I'm sorry.
301
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:48,787
I gotta go.
302
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:55,252
Doing nice things for people,
bit more of a drag than I expected.
303
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,964
Jimmy, you know, when most people
call to catch up, they say,
304
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,884
"How are you?"
Not, "Have you forgiven yourself?"
305
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,805
Oh, thanks for coming by. Yeah.
306
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,641
They're not buying,
and I blame you for distracting me.
307
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,269
Didn't I hear you say a couple
was murdered there?
308
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,731
Yes, but it wasn't, like,
a serial killer thing, the son did it.
309
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,107
- It's safe.
- True.
310
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,775
I mean, it's not like
he has other parents to kill.
311
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,986
Yeah, and this would be the last place
he would hide.
312
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,362
That'd be stupid.
313
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,032
Actually, that would be smart.
314
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,490
Shit.
315
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,242
Look, I know it was a strange way
to start a call,
316
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,411
but if you were able to forgive yourself,
317
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,038
I would love to know how you did it.
318
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,456
It's gotten better with time,
319
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:37,585
but I still lie awake some nights
and think about what I did.
320
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,546
And my friend saw Donny.
She said he's still struggling.
321
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,633
I mean, don't get me wrong,
he's the worst,
322
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,344
but it would give me peace if he was okay.
323
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,303
Is that fucked up?
324
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,597
No.
325
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,351
- No, I wish I could help you.
- Yeah, I wish you could help too.
326
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,102
Bye.
327
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,733
One, two,
328
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,068
okay, keep going, three--
329
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,696
I know how to count.
Would you shut the fuck up?
330
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,824
Hello, sunshine.
331
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:12,704
Fuck.
332
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,872
I had Gaby drive me
333
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,751
since I had to bring somebody
that you're not sleeping with.
334
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,753
Well, we just met, give it time.
335
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,217
Okay, well, based on the initial results,
336
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,096
I am concerned that your meds
are starting to become less effective.
337
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,850
Unfortunately,
you're already at maximum dosage.
338
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,433
I got it.
339
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:39,397
But hey, there are adjustments
we can make with diet and physical therapy
340
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,440
- to start to mitigate--
- Yeah, how long before
341
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,735
the meds don't work at all and I'm...
342
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,572
always a shaky mess?
343
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:53,244
It depends on the individual,
but I'd guess six months to a year.
344
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,705
Well, that fucking sucks.
345
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,707
Yeah, it does.
346
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,249
Do you wanna talk about it?
347
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,002
Not even a little.
348
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,628
Onward.
349
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,714
Thank you.
350
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,718
Donny, if I were to sum you up
as a person,
351
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,470
I would say that you're a piece of shit.
352
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,599
Don't be offended, I can't be
the first person to say that to you.
353
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:14,975
How many times today?
354
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,768
- Five.
- Five, there you go.
355
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,312
That's good counting.
356
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,106
Look, you and I,
we've had our issues, huh?
357
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,524
You beat the shit out of me.
358
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,778
I called you fugly, you didn't know that,
but I kinda want you to know.
359
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,907
You also think I told your wife
to push you off a cliff
360
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,824
because I did tell her that.
361
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,992
Do you have a fucking point?
362
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,746
I know that you're suffering,
and I think that I can help you.
363
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,166
And I really do think that we could
transform you to the point that I...
364
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,877
I doubt even Grace would recognize you.
365
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,298
- Okay.
- Holy shit. Really?
366
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,508
Okay, great.
367
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,593
You have no idea how happy I am
to hear you say that.
368
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,970
Yeah, I like this plan.
369
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,347
- You help me get Grace back...
- Not what I was saying.
370
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,140
- ...she ditches her bitch sister...
- Way off.
371
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,476
...and that's when I get my revenge.
372
00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,770
Goodbye, Donny.
373
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,066
Fucking asshole.
374
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,194
Hey,
375
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:12,906
we just wanted to come by and let you know
that the apartment thing was not my idea,
376
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,576
so you shouldn't be mad at me.
377
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:19,454
Look, I promise this
wasn't some charity thing,
378
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,875
so if I did something wrong, I'm sorry.
379
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:27,089
Nah, it's not that, it's
fucking Paul making me feel my feelings.
380
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:33,387
Look, I meant it when I said
everything in my life is going great.
381
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,972
So why am I so scared to leave here?
382
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,431
I mean, look at this place.
383
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,100
Would you wanna live here forever?
384
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,476
It's nice.
385
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,563
You can cook and pee at the same time.
386
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,149
I just... I don't feel ready to go.
387
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,067
What's wrong with me?
388
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,318
Nothing.
389
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,281
Let me tell you a little story.
390
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:56,868
When I was growing up,
I was an amazing water polo player.
391
00:17:56,869 --> 00:18:00,204
When I was a sophomore,
I was already the star of the team.
392
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,667
So the coach asked me
if I wanted to be the captain.
393
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,335
Is this just a story
about how great you are?
394
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,088
So far, yeah.
395
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,800
But I said no.
396
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,428
I wasn't ready
to tell a bunch of seniors what to do.
397
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,097
Coach went with Eric Waterman, who sucked.
398
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,808
But he had the awesome last name.
399
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:24,897
Now I thought that I had lost my chance
at being captain forever.
400
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,733
I didn't beat myself up over it.
401
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,069
I just put my head down
and I worked at being a better player,
402
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,196
a better teammate.
403
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,074
And the next year,
the coach asked me again.
404
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,534
We won sectionals,
405
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,996
thanks to my three bar down goals
and a skip shot upper right.
406
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,082
I'm not gonna lie to you, dawg.
I don't know shit about water polo.
407
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,296
The point is,
if you're not ready, that's fine.
408
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:54,760
When you are ready, the universe
will present another opportunity.
409
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:57,679
Trust me.
410
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,348
You're all right, Derek.
411
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:01,808
I'm the best.
412
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,853
I need a beer. Anybody else want one?
413
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,688
- Careful, that's hot.
- How's it going back there?
414
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,899
It's so rad. He's letting me
do designs in the lattes.
415
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,275
He's not good at it.
416
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,028
Dylan seems nice. Is he an undercover cop?
417
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,613
I know. He looks 40.
418
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,282
I like that he can get us White Claws
and people call him sir.
419
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,201
- Yeah.
- Alice, listen,
420
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,538
I still don't know if you should be here.
I think it's okay
421
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,540
- that your dad's protecting y--
- Fuck my dad.
422
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,291
I'm here because I wanna check in.
423
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,586
Thanksgiving is coming up
and holidays are tough.
424
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,630
Thanksgiving isn't even a thing to me.
425
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,883
Brits don't need a special day
to celebrate stealing land from people.
426
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,302
To us, that's every day.
427
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,012
Plus, Eddy's invited me to a...
428
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,138
What're you calling it again?
429
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,390
Oh, Friendsgiving.
430
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,267
See, Alice, I'm good.
431
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:47,353
I'm going to Friendsgiving
and I'm bringing spotted dick.
432
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,065
Which he has assured me is a pudding.
433
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,526
You shouldn't be sad about that.
434
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,487
I'm glad you're good.
435
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,114
I am.
436
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:01,451
And hey, maybe cut your dad some slack.
437
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,288
Don't look at me.
438
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,664
I think all dads deserve to be punished.
439
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,499
And not in a fun way.
440
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,751
My dad lost my birthday money
at the track,
441
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,504
and I moved out for five days.
442
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,464
That's a lovely story, Summer.
443
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,763
What? What's funny?
444
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,472
I could use a joke.
445
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,391
I ran into Donny.
446
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,810
Toxic narcissists can't be treated,
447
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,897
but still I get sucked in
every once in a while.
448
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,566
Horrible joke.
449
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,235
- Yeah.
- So...
450
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:38,946
let me guess.
451
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,365
Back to looking for patients to Jimmy,
452
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,620
so you can get a little "I did good" buzz?
453
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,165
Sometimes I wish you were a vampire, Paul.
454
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,334
Then you couldn't come in here
unless I invited you first.
455
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,796
Also, you would catch fire
if the sun touched you.
456
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,056
I told Sean something once
that I should've told you.
457
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,226
You can't hide from your trauma.
458
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,811
If you don't deal with your past...
459
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,231
Cool explosion noise.
460
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:14,441
Thanks.
461
00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,113
Great.
462
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,200
Alice is gonna crash at Gaby's
for a while.
463
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,578
"Sorry, just need some space, pimp."
464
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,829
I'm guessing that Summer wrote that.
465
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,790
Are you okay?
466
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:34,544
Am I okay? Yes, I've stayed
at my house alone before, Paul.
467
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,965
You know, I had a bad morning,
so I'm not in the mood.
468
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,927
I have been expecting this
ever since that guy walked in here.
469
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,639
You are this close to a breakdown.
470
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,684
And when that happens,
you better fucking call me
471
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,686
because you've only got two choices.
472
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:54,105
One, you get some help.
473
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:58,734
Or two, you go back
to where you were when Tia died.
474
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,404
And that scared me, man.
475
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:04,699
Listen, Paul, normally I would
just say what I know you wanna hear,
476
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,535
but I'm not in the mood for bullshitting.
477
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,580
I'm not gonna call you. I'll be okay.
478
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,123
So what are you gonna do?
479
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:16,086
Are you gonna find some other patient
to make all better?
480
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,630
'Cause I know you're jonesing for a fix
and this is your drug.
481
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:23,050
But take it from somebody who knows,
the drug wears off.
482
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,762
And that smile that you used to have
on your face for two weeks,
483
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,932
it's gonna last two minutes.
484
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,353
And then you know you're fucked.
485
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,440
I'm starting to feel like
this isn't about me, Paul.
486
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,694
And you know what?
I'm not jonesing for a fix, okay?
487
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,613
I'm not that desperate.
488
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,330
- Hey, Wally!
- Hi. Hey.
489
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,372
This isn't Bandit.
490
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,792
Okay. Hey, Bandit.
491
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,087
Yeah, she did tell a lie, didn't she?
492
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,340
What a good Bandit.
493
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,842
How did you even end up talking to Louis
in the first place?
494
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:05,927
Yeah.
495
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,137
Oh, wow.
496
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,889
So he was hanging around and I was like,
497
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,433
"Get away from this family, scram."
And he was like, "Sorry."
498
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,061
Absolutely not. We're done with that.
499
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,188
Okay, gang.
500
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,689
Got a little TB in the house.
501
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,982
Got the sauce.
502
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,275
Yes.
503
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,819
Derrick, chalupa. Dry.
504
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,029
Chalupa. Hard.
505
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,697
- All right.
- Hey,
506
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:30,952
I'd like to ask that you never tell my mom
that I willingly let you crash here.
507
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,703
- I don't even know her.
- Yeah.
508
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:35,289
Also, don't tell any other Black woman
over the age of 60, okay?
509
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:38,502
That network runs deep.
It's like an Above-Ground Railroad.
510
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,422
It's Dylan.
511
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,340
He's nice but--
512
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,968
Nice, but? He gone.
513
00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:48,052
Bye-bye, Dylan.
514
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,096
I told him about the stuff
with me and Dad,
515
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,014
and he's trying to use it to get closer.
516
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,600
He literally wrote,
"We'll get through this together."
517
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,519
I'm sorry, he "we'd" you?
518
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,020
- He "we'd" you?
- He "we'd" me.
519
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,731
Nobody first person plurals you
without your permission.
520
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,441
Nobody "we'd" you without your permission.
521
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,693
- Okay, all right.
- What?
522
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,237
- You know what you're doing.
- All right.
523
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,864
I've never really broken up
with anyone before.
524
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,533
I mean, with Connor,
we never really dated, so...
525
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,951
My poor, sweet, wimpy boy.
526
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,454
Guys, how do I break up with someone
without making me hate myself?
527
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,875
I broke up with my last girlfriend
by telling her I wanted to sleep with men.
528
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,793
You're welcome. Hello.
529
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,837
- Thank you so much.
- Well, I broke up with a girl
530
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:25,798
by telling her she looked exactly
like my cousin and I couldn't get past it.
531
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,216
Did she ask to see a pic?
532
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,845
I showed her a blurry photo of herself.
She bought it.
533
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,680
Look, the truth is,
hurting somebody sucks.
534
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,390
I mean, I try to be direct.
535
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:38,269
But at worst, I get noncommittal
and distant until they get the hint
536
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,521
and then end it for me.
537
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:44,025
Yeah.
But are you sure you wanna make a decision
538
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,360
based on something like that?
539
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:50,531
Well, it meant a lot to know
that you were that thoughtful.
540
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:51,950
Y'all, I'm thoughtful.
541
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:57,622
Also, that other couple,
turns out they're Disney adults.
542
00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:00,791
They asked me to have a water birth
and name the baby Ariel.
543
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,919
Gross. You're not doing that.
544
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,670
I bet they do sex stuff with the big ears.
545
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,672
Mickey Mouse. This is a Disney thing.
I'll fill you in in a second.
546
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,050
Just put it on speakerphone.
547
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,301
So I should go.
548
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,802
I gotta call Charlie.
549
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,263
This is insane.
550
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,474
Thank you.
551
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:16,808
Thank you.
552
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,272
We're getting the baby.
553
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,525
- We're gonna have a baby!
- Oh, my God.
554
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:27,860
- I'm so proud of you.
- Oh, thank you.
555
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,613
Congratulations.
556
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,616
You're gonna be really
happy together. Congrats.
557
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,619
- He's not home.
- It's been half a second, Wally.
558
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,538
Oh, damn it.
559
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,998
Hey... No way, Bandit.
560
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,250
Ah, God.
561
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,836
I missed you. Hey, get in there.
562
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,962
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
563
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,297
We literally just found him
15 minutes ago.
564
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,216
Maybe 20. I would say 25 tops.
565
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,176
Where?
566
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,511
In a well.
567
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,888
- Well?
- Yeah, 'cause we were out...
568
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,056
we were making a wish.
569
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,558
A wish to find Bandit.
570
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,477
And the craziest thing is,
it turns out wishing wells work.
571
00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,562
So... who knew?
572
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,646
Yeah, real magic.
573
00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:06,023
You know, these walls are thin
and about a week ago,
574
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:09,068
I heard you say, "Don't lick my mouth
and no poops on the bed."
575
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,779
You know what? That was my nephew.
576
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,531
Braydon. He's 11.
577
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:16,201
- That's too old to poop on the bed.
- That's what I keep telling him.
578
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,328
Okay. Well, also the other day,
579
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,164
remember when I asked you
why you had so much hair on your clothes?
580
00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,375
I told you then and I'll repeat it now
that I'm a barber in training.
581
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,835
- It's over, Wally.
- And there's... Okay.
582
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,087
I accidentally kidnapped your dog, okay?
583
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,589
And he's a very good boy.
584
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,758
And I'm really sorry. I'm just... I'm sorry.
585
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,471
- Jack?
- Yeah.
586
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,807
Look, she meant
to return the dog right away.
587
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,184
She got attached.
588
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:42,894
It'd be really cool
if you didn't press charges.
589
00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,562
I didn't realize I could press charges.
590
00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,857
Just kidding. You can't. Gotta go.
591
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,195
Oh, hey! Wanna help me pack?
'Cause I have to move now.
592
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,322
Wally, take a breath.
593
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:57,117
Don't bother, okay?
There's literally nothing you can say.
594
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:58,952
I'm proud of you.
595
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,620
You're drunk.
596
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,997
Wally, we've worked together
for two years.
597
00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:04,332
Look how far you've come.
598
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,375
- You have OCD, right?
- Yes.
599
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:07,710
Well, you let a dog,
600
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:11,255
an animal that goes through the world
in permanent outside clothes
601
00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,341
into your space.
602
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,469
Yes, what you did was technically a crime.
603
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,595
It was also a huge victory.
604
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,180
I don't know.
605
00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,848
He's not wrong.
606
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:22,392
You seem like a different person.
607
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,685
Listen to the vent.
608
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,688
You let Bandit sleep in your bed.
609
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:28,357
And he's got worms.
610
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,567
You know what, Jack?
I'm gonna take this one from here.
611
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,278
- You got it, dude.
- Cool, man! Thanks!
612
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:35,696
You okay?
613
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:38,492
It's stupid, but I'm gonna miss
that worm-ridden fur ball.
614
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,911
Jack, I'm actually gonna tag you back in
on this one.
615
00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:44,706
Maybe I was thinking
you could walk him sometime.
616
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,791
I'd love that.
617
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,751
Sweet. Let's set something up.
What's your schedule like?
618
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:51,212
Well, Tuesdays I'm always done
after 6:00, but sometimes--
619
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:54,173
You know what? Hey, I'm gonna let you guys
start a fresh thread on this, all right?
620
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,425
- Sounds good.
- Cool, man.
621
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,760
I'm getting better, aren't I?
622
00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,263
Every fucking day.
623
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:03,600
Thank you.
624
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:16,488
Okay.
625
00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:19,991
For a baby party,
I figured I go more booby-forward
626
00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:22,327
- 'cause babies dig boobs, right?
- Famously.
627
00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:25,497
Hey, quick timeline check.
628
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:28,124
When do you want me to get the hint
and end it for you?
629
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,168
- What?
- Just checking.
630
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,671
What the fuck? Come on.
You know I like you.
631
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,924
This is confusing. I'm not used to
seeing you, like, insecure.
632
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,302
Yeah, it's a new color.
633
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:41,387
- Trying it out, not loving it.
- Yeah, me neither.
634
00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,473
All right, new question.
635
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,392
Why don't you do Thanksgiving with me?
636
00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,394
I make an awful bone-dry turkey.
637
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,730
Okay, well, I would love to
638
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,732
choke on that with you, but I can't.
639
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:55,276
Why not? I mean,
if your mom's still freezing you out,
640
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,236
you shouldn't be alone. Just come with me.
641
00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:00,073
I'm supposed to go to my aunt's house,
and she said it was cool.
642
00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,537
So, it's not just you and your mom, is it?
643
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:07,915
No.
644
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,333
Okay...
645
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,211
Are Derek, Liz and the boys coming?
646
00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:19,551
Jimmy, Alice, Brian, Charlie?
They're coming?
647
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,094
You have to nod again.
648
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,389
The first nod only
covered the first group.
649
00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:28,559
Right.
650
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,186
Okay. Anybody else?
651
00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,395
Couple people.
652
00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:32,939
- My sister--
- Right.
653
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,274
Alice's little friend Summer.
654
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,152
This cool art gallery chick
that used to date my ex
655
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,695
until she realized that he sucked.
656
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,781
- You have to invite her, obviously.
- I did.
657
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,574
I mean,
she's got a really sick and cool vibe.
658
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:44,868
What the fuck is wrong with you?
659
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:47,245
Like, I thought
we had something good going.
660
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,788
- You're right, you should come.
- No, don't...
661
00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,373
- That was... I'm being weird.
- ...don't do that.
662
00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,208
- That sucks.
- I know.
663
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,169
I'm sorry. It's just that, like, I...
664
00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:56,754
Every time I think
about letting you in, I panic
665
00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:59,341
and then I shut down and I don't know why.
666
00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,262
- You okay?
- Yeah.
667
00:30:03,846 --> 00:30:04,888
Yeah, I'm good.
668
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:06,974
'Cause I'm not the one who's fucked up.
669
00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:12,603
That's a really good line.
You should've walked out on that.
670
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,648
Yeah, I was just waiting
to make it land more.
671
00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:26,660
It worked.
672
00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,593
There you are.
673
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,094
Brian and Charlie got their baby.
674
00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,971
We're all going out
to the Cornhole Bar to celebrate.
675
00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:48,182
That's great.
676
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,016
Okay, I'll meet you there.
677
00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:51,268
- Cool.
- Cool.
678
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,133
Wow, hey, a long time.
679
00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:25,343
What's up?
680
00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,388
I don't know. Just dialed.
681
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:30,599
What are you up to tonight?
682
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,101
Oh, Jimmy, I don't do that anymore.
683
00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,146
I could probably
find some nice girls who do.
684
00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:38,440
Give me a few minutes and call me back.
685
00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,860
But, Jimmy, I really hope you don't.
686
00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:56,207
And if that isn't enough,
687
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,208
she's gorgeous.
688
00:31:57,209 --> 00:32:01,170
I'm going to be the proud father of a baby
with beautiful bone structure.
689
00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:03,297
- I like that.
- Priorities definitely in place.
690
00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:07,510
I am going to turn the baby
into the truck's mascot
691
00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:08,970
and dress it up like a little shrimp.
692
00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:10,137
Oh, yes.
693
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,347
I hear you. That's really good.
694
00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:13,349
I think we approve of tiny shrimp baby.
695
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:15,309
- Yes.
- I'd like to give a toast
696
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,937
to the hottest dads in the world.
697
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,188
Thank you.
698
00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:20,274
Please say that again.
699
00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:22,567
True that.
700
00:32:22,568 --> 00:32:23,569
You okay?
701
00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:26,738
Feel free to get sloppy.
702
00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:29,699
Come on, baby. I love you.
703
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,618
Cornhole!
704
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,705
I can't wait to tell my baby
that I started that.
705
00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,498
You didn't start that.
706
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:39,625
{\an8}Yes, I did. I started that.
707
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:43,005
{\an8}- I invented it!
- You did not invent cornhole!
708
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,297
Get out of the way!
709
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,050
Fuck off!
710
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,416
Hey.
711
00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:04,253
It's me.
712
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:18,016
Hey.
713
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,943
I told you you'd call.
714
00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,284
I'm not okay, Paul.
715
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,464
Come on. Come on.