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Gaby always gives me shit about my book.
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This is the clearest,
most concise volume ever written
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about modern cognitive behavioral therapy.
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[scoffs]
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That's nice. Who... Who wrote that?
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[sighs] Nobody,
I... I just thought I'd tell you.
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[chuckles]
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How you doing?
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Uh, fuck.
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Uh...
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Here we are. You know, I'm fine.
I'm good. I'm good.
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You're a good therapist.
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You already know what I'm gonna say.
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Oh, don't piss your pants.
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I said good. Not great.
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I know. But I feel like you meant great.
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Maybe.
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Look, kid, you're never gonna forgive
yourself for shitting the bed as a father
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until you bare your soul to Alice.
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She might still blame you. [sighs]
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But it's the act of revelation
that's healing.
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That's how confession works.
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Doesn't matter what
Father MacDiddle says back.
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It's about you admitting what you did
and why it was wrong.
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You know, I'm not gonna make Alice think
that I'm suffering and it's her fault.
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[clicks tongue] It's not gonna happen.
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Okay.
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What the fuck, man? That's it?
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For now.
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Hey, you were supposed to bring me
some candy and-and a... a new hat.
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Yes, they're on your desk, Paul.
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Oh.
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Hey. I know you think this is funny,
but I love this.
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[Brian] Okay.
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- Oh.
- Oh. Damn it.
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[groaning]
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Nice, babe.
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Yeah, focus on your game. Come on.
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Here comes a big one. [groans]
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- [Brian] Yes, baby.
- I got it.
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- [grunts] Ow.
- Oh. You okay, babe?
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- Nice game.
- But it's only 3-0.
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Oh, but I can already tell
you're not good enough to make it fun.
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Oh.
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Besides, our boys are here
for Thanksgiving and we got shit to do.
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Gotta buy lighter fluid
to burn those sheets after they leave?
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[chuckles] They never age out
of pleasuring themselves, do they?
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[chuckles] No.
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- You guys getting ready for the baby?
- No rush. We got four months.
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- You haven't started prepping yet?
- [sighs] Wow.
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Are you two fucking high?
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- Honestly, a little.
- Did you want a gummy?
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You both work.
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If you don't get
on the nanny search pronto,
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your parents are gonna have to come help.
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[Derek] When we had our first,
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my mom came, threw away Liz's placenta
and they haven't spoken since.
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- That's not the only reason.
- No parents.
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You keep the placenta?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Don't worry about it.
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Well, now it's all I can think about.
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Okay, calm down.
I'll help with the nanny search.
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You're the best. [chuckles]
Let us know who you find.
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You're gonna be there, dipshit.
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- [Derek chuckles] Okay.
- Oh.
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One more game just to de-stress.
Let's switch partners.
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Low-maintenance against high-maintenance.
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Let's do it, Dizzle.
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Look at that. He knows who's who.
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[groans, chuckles]
That dizzle right in the belly. Let's go.
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[sighs] Yeah, Mom.
I know you're still angry.
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You have every right to be.
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I have every right to be.
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- [Gaby, on phone] Good, so we agree.
- Yeah, we do.
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So can you please come to Thanksgiving?
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You can go back to being mad at me again
on Black Friday,
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even though I think that's the day that
Black families should come together.
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[Nikki sighs]
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Why are you silent?
Is fucking Nikki with you?
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- [stammers] Your mouth.
- [sighs] She's so rude.
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Listen, bitch, you keep your nose out
of our family business... [chuckles]
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...or else I will come for you
like I'm fucking Tony Soprano.
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I dare you to try me. I dare you.
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Oh, I will try.
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Also can I, like, get your Venmo for when
you stayed the extra night on Saturday?
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- All good. I got you.
- Thanks.
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Okay, so, Mom, I can come pick you up.
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I'm sorry, Gaby. I'm sorry.
It... [sighs, inhales sharply]
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It's just too hard right now, baby.
It's too hard.
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[line beeps]
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She's not coming.
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What? Did you tell her
that Derrick's coming?
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Doesn't your mom want to meet him?
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All right, Derrick's not coming either.
I screwed that up too.
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Did you not see
my "shut-the-fuck-up" look?
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I did, Liz. But in my defense,
you always have that look.
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I'm not sure you have another look.
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Oh, there's one.
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Come here.
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Do you wanna bury your head
in my secret big 'uns?
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Liz, come on, girl.
At best, those are secret mids.
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You should see 'em though.
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I've seen 'em like a gajillion times,
you know that.
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I know, but I was lying down.
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- Oh, come on.
- I know, baby.
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- I love feeling our boobs touch. [moans]
- I do too.
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Look, I don't know what's going on
so I'm just gonna start talking.
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Here's your Thanksgiving menu.
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I'm making turkey, ham,
mac 'n' cheese, greens and dressing.
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Holy shit. That's nice of you
to cook for Gabs.
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Not so nice.
This dude's charging me a fortune.
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- That's how it works.
- But he is gonna teach me what to say
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so I can pretend that I made it.
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Like, uh, "I deboned the ham."
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- Nope.
- Pigs have bones, Sean.
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All right, I gotta head out.
You wanna touch boobs too?
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- Yeah, why not?
- Cool.
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[both grunt]
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Copycats.
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Kinda hoping that since Alice
basically lives with you now,
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I might be able to say hey,
but guess she's not here.
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[Alice] I'm here.
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Oh.
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Okay, I guess I didn't know
if you knew that I was here.
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- I did.
- [Jimmy] Cool.
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- That's rough.
- Hate to see it.
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Goodbye.
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What up, pimp?
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[sighs] Hey.
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Just let Alice know that whenever
she's ready to talk, I'm around, okay?
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Make it sound casual. Throw in some lingo.
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You know, maybe, like, a "fam."
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Fam is not cool.
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- Go ahead and make it your own.
- Okay.
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You really give a shit, don't you?
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[sighs] Yeah, that's sort of my thing.
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My parents aren't even here
for Thanksgiving.
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My mom's spending the week at Morongo.
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My dad's also at Morongo but legally,
he's not allowed within 100 feet of her
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so when she's gambling, he's in the pool.
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- And when she's in the pool... you get it.
- Yeah.
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Nice catching up, Summer.
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[Summer] See you, pimp.
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Yeah, it's not... [breathes heavily]
...good news about the meds,
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but I'm processing it.
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And by processing, you mean
refusing to talk about it
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or say how it makes you feel?
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Bingo.
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Hey, tell Meg I saw her new hair
on Instagram.
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Looks amazing.
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Julie wants you to know
that she's stalking you.
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[Meg] Oh, that's okay. She's hot.
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You know what, I'm glad she's there,
because the reason I'm calling, Dad...
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[groans]
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We were so excited for you guys
to fly out here for Thanksgiving but...
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[sighs] ...Mason's lacrosse team...
[sighs] They won today.
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Which is insane because they're
fucking terrible and now I have to...
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[sighs] We have to spend the weekend
at a tournament in Maine.
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What if instead of
coming for Thanksgiving,
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we just... we come and see you
in a few weeks?
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Dad, I feel so bad, I--
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[Paul] Don't feel bad. It's all right.
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I'm disappointed.
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[sighs] But I'll be okay.
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- I love you.
- Love you too, baby.
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[sighs] Ha!
We don't have to go to Connecticut.
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We can stay here and do sweet fuck all.
Best Thanksgiving ever.
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You're still on the phone, Dad.
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[breathes shakily]
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My bad.
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Yeah. Yeah, your bad.
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["Frightening Fishes"
by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
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{\an8}Last week, I feel like we got into it,
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{\an8}but this week,
we're really gonna get into it, okay?
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{\an8}- 'Cause I am jacked off caffeine.
- Yeah, okay.
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{\an8}Hey, go ahead. One second.
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{\an8}Hey, Paul. Heard you were staying in town.
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{\an8}Let me know if you want
to come for Thanksgiving.
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{\an8}No. And if you tell Julie
that you invited us, I'll kill you.
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{\an8}Thanks for the quick response.
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{\an8}- [Jimmy] Hey.
- Hey.
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{\an8}Don't forget,
we're meeting for a coffee later.
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{\an8}Oh, come on, man. Not another "chat."
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{\an8}What, are you gonna
hang out with your daughter?
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{\an8}- You've got nothing better to do.
- Oh, shit.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}[phone ringing]
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{\an8}Hey. Is everything okay?
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{\an8}- Sorry, I didn't know who else to call.
- [sighs]
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{\an8}[sighs] What's going on?
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{\an8}She had us open the locked case for
some Benadryl, then tried to steal Plan B.
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{\an8}Can we just have a minute?
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{\an8}What's going on?
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{\an8}You okay?
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{\an8}I'm just embarrassed.
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{\an8}Connor's home and we got back together
and the condom broke.
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{\an8}I'm kind of a bouncer, so--
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{\an8}Fuck, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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{\an8}I haven't called the police yet.
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{\an8}Okay. Listen. [sighs]
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{\an8}She's a really good kid.
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{\an8}How about I just pay for this
and we all move on with our lives?
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{\an8}Thanks, pimp.
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{\an8}Why'd she call you pimp?
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{\an8}Oh, no, no, no. She calls everyone pimp.
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{\an8}She didn't call me a pimp.
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{\an8}You're not a pimp.
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{\an8}I think she has to get to know you
before you're a pimp.
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{\an8}[sighs] Get to know you to be a pimp.
Sir, is this your daughter?
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{\an8}- Yes.
- No.
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{\an8}No. She's just a friend.
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{\an8}Actually, she's a...
she's a friend of my daughter's.
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{\an8}Sometimes we spend time together.
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{\an8}How does everything coming out
of my mouth make this sound worse?
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{\an8}- I don't know but I hate it all.
- I hate it too.
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{\an8}You know what? I'm gonna walk away
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{\an8}and hope that you want this to be over
as much as I do.
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{\an8}- I sure do.
- Okay, great.
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{\an8}- Thanks, Jimmy.
- Yeah.
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{\an8}Did you leave enough money
for the gum I took?
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{\an8}Goddamn it, Summer.
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Psyched to go to your parents
for Thanksgiving.
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Any special traditions
I need to know about?
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Nah, we usually just watch football,
eat too much food,
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and then around sunset, my mom cries
and says no one appreciates her.
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I can't wait.
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Yeah, it's fun.
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- I'll see you, Alice.
- Bye.
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Thanks for the help. Fun, right?
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So fun. Kill me now.
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So why you really here?
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I can't really talk to anyone else.
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They're all worried
I'm being too hard on Dad.
236
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:11,611
I don't know. My whole life, he was this
awesome, do-anything-for-anybody guy.
237
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,280
I mean, you were a stranger and
you were beating the shit out of people
238
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,241
and he invited you
to move into our home, remember?
239
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,659
I do remember that, yes.
240
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:23,414
I told him how important it was for me
if he showed up for Louis,
241
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,916
and he still won't fucking do it.
242
00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,001
I hear you.
243
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,753
When all the shit went down with my dad,
244
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,547
I had to tell him that we needed
to be more open with each other
245
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:35,051
about how we feel, and now
he's a completely different person.
246
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,219
Damn, really?
247
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,803
Hell no. [chuckles]
248
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,765
- Don't get me wrong, he's trying.
- Yeah.
249
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:41,974
Now I tell him I love him,
250
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,103
and he does this thing
where he points at me and he snaps.
251
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:47,480
Ooh.
252
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,981
I think that means he loves me too?
253
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,691
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
254
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,818
I mean, look,
I've been talking about this with Paul.
255
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,196
He said... [clears throat]
256
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:59,700
[imitating Paul] "If you only love someone
hoping they'll change one day,
257
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,952
that's not love."
258
00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,497
- [chuckles] That was good.
- [normal] Thank you. [chuckles]
259
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,499
He's right though.
260
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,378
Real love is when you accept someone,
limitations and all.
261
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,921
And...
262
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,297
my dad has earned that from me.
263
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,383
Forever.
264
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,387
Hey, fuck you for being
emotionally healthy right now.
265
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,681
My bad.
266
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,560
[both chuckle]
267
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,019
This is a great place, man.
268
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,064
Yeah. Yeah, Liz encouraged me to buy it.
269
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,274
Partly as an investment
270
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:35,820
and partly so I could have my own space
that's nowhere near her space.
271
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,614
- Oh. [chuckles] She ever stop by?
- Yep.
272
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:42,034
And when she does, she wears leather pants
and goes by "Veronica."
273
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,327
Mmm. Do tell.
274
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,621
Well, I don't usually love being choked--
275
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,165
Oh. No. I was wrong. Do not tell.
276
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,625
- You sure?
- Yeah.
277
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,586
[chuckles]
278
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,213
Hey. I'm sorry things didn't work out
with you and Gaby.
279
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,883
Yeah, man. Like, why the fuck
did you introduce me to her?
280
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,301
- Like, goddamn.
- I thought you two
281
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,470
- would be a great match.
- I did too, man.
282
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,765
[sighs] Worst part is,
I doubt she's even thinking about me.
283
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,810
I can't stop thinking about him.
[inhales deeply]
284
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,811
Last night I had this crazy dream
285
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:12,064
where I was sexing it up with Keanu Reeves
in this super fancy hotel.
286
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,942
And Derrick was the front desk clerk,
he was the bellhop,
287
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,195
and he was the tip of Keanu's penis.
It was crazy.
288
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:20,364
Well, that totally normal dream
should tell you something.
289
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,325
Okay. First of all, she's right.
290
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,452
And second,
I don't like you having other friends.
291
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,620
Liz, we've been over this.
292
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,622
It's okay for us to both
have other friends. Damn.
293
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,290
I don't want other friends.
294
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,958
- Well, you're gonna have to deal with it.
- No!
295
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,253
Aliyah and I bonded after she dumped Nico
for being a total dumpster fire.
296
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,714
I still don't understand the problem.
Derrick seems great.
297
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,424
Derrick's the best.
298
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,468
He's just like my husband but Black.
299
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,179
And honestly, that's the only thing
that would make my husband better.
300
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,597
He's gonna have to keep that hair though,
301
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,807
and that would make
for an interesting looking Black dude.
302
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,142
I would tap that ass.
303
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,228
Mmm, I would tear him up.
[blows raspberry]
304
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,313
[Liz, Aliyah chuckle]
305
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,398
Shit, you guys.
My whole life I've been a caretaker.
306
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,194
You know, I love knowing that I'm needed.
307
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,862
That's why I've dated nothing but Nicos.
308
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,739
And you wanna know
the best part about dating a Nico?
309
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,657
Free heroin.
310
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,825
- Stop making me like you more.
- [Aliyah chuckling] No.
311
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,452
[Gaby] It just takes the pressure off.
312
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,664
You know, it's, like, you stay with
a train wreck and, uh, you're a saint.
313
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,291
If you leave,
it's his fault for being such a mess.
314
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:17,339
But Derrick, it's like he wants me
but he doesn't need me.
315
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,924
Like, there's no exit ramp.
316
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,092
That's what's so scary.
317
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,052
Just call him.
318
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,346
You know,
bravery isn't about not being scared,
319
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,557
it's about being scared
and doing it anyway.
320
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,642
Oh, my God. That is so great.
321
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,270
I'm gonna steal it and pretend it's mine.
322
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,480
Shit, I gotta go.
323
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,357
- I love you.
- Love you.
324
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,067
- You're growing on me.
- [Aliyah] Hmm.
325
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,779
- Now, why was that necessary?
- [Aliyah chuckles]
326
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,657
You're actually the first nanny
we've interviewed.
327
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,367
I prefer "au pair."
328
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,910
- Ooh.
- Love that.
329
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:48,995
Very fancy.
330
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,413
Sorry. Sorry I'm late.
331
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,497
Oh, my God, Liz.
332
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,208
She's cute and a little pretentious.
Loving her.
333
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:58,337
Well, I mean, the stamp isn't that cute
that she got from clubbing.
334
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,090
Didn't bother to shower to wash it off?
335
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,009
Next.
336
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,845
[inhales sharply] So what would be
your typical daily routine?
337
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,805
Oh, I like to follow the baby's lead.
338
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,892
Hmm, yeah, 'cause babies are so smart.
339
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,226
Oh, they're so intuitive.
340
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,645
They're so not. Bye.
341
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,065
- Take a water on your way out.
- Not the sparkling.
342
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,986
I can get you breast milk off Craigslist.
343
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:25,114
Why are you even looking at me?
It's an obvious no!
344
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,284
- It's an obvious no, dawg.
- Obvious no.
345
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,954
What's up? My name's Chris
but, uh, I go by Topher.
346
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,789
- Suits you.
- Two nicknames.
347
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,833
[scoffs] Absolutely not.
348
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,418
- Aw.
- Come on, Liz.
349
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,921
You know you can't handle it.
350
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,671
She's not wrong.
351
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,881
So what's your story, Topher?
352
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,341
I'm good with a microwave.
353
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,467
That's hard.
354
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,469
Oh, my God.
355
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,678
What?
356
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,182
Well, I'm a little OCD
so I'm very punctual.
357
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,018
And I feel like I should address
some of this to you.
358
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,478
- Oh.
- She's smart.
359
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:58,731
So, I'm CPR certified.
I'm a big believer in sleep training.
360
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,317
And I know that
this might sound a bit corny,
361
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,821
but I really do think that it is an honor
to help build a family.
362
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,740
- Please can we hire her?
- I'm so bored.
363
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,699
Yes.
364
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,577
Ooh. Please, please, please,
please work for us?
365
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,495
Okay.
366
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,580
- Yay!
- [Liz, Charlie, Brian chuckle]
367
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,790
If you need to contact us,
368
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,794
I might be going to Mykonos
with my friend Topher, but Charlie won't.
369
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,212
[chuckles]
370
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,465
Stop staring at my brownie.
371
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,552
I told you to order one for yourself
'cause I don't want to split mine,
372
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,596
and you said I was an asshole
and that you didn't want a brownie.
373
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,224
That was five minutes ago.
374
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:33,933
People change.
375
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,018
Oh, damn it.
376
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,521
[Paul] Thank you.
377
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,898
What are you smiling at?
378
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,942
This. You two. I did this.
379
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,277
I made you two friends.
380
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,988
Well, if you have that power,
can you make a woman fall for me?
381
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,197
He's not a wizard.
382
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,491
Hurtful.
383
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,284
Why am I here, Paul?
384
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:55,289
When you've finished your drink,
I want you to go talk to Alice.
385
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,333
You can pretend that you...
[sighs] ...haven't opened up to her
386
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:03,338
because you wanna protect her,
but that's not it. You're ashamed.
387
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,425
Just like I'm ashamed
of people seeing my disease.
388
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,137
They see me shaking
and-and they feel sorry for me.
389
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,888
I hate it.
390
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,390
Shame is toxic.
391
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:18,645
That's why I decided we should
face our shame together. [mutters]
392
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,193
That's why I didn't
take my meds this morning.
393
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:28,071
Just let the whole damn place see me
just the way I am.
394
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,532
Paul, that's... that's incredible.
395
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,410
I don't even notice any tremors.
396
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,828
That's because I took my meds.
397
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,496
- [chuckles]
- I chickened out.
398
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,334
But you... you have more courage.
399
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,085
[sighs] I don't know about that.
400
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,420
I do.
401
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,466
Anybody that's gone through
what you've gone through
402
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:53,430
and isn't cynical and jaded... [sighs]
403
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,433
That's very inspiring.
404
00:16:58,894 --> 00:16:59,728
Thanks, Paul.
405
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,652
Really? Both of you?
406
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,944
It just looks so delicious.
407
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,404
It's calling to me, man.
408
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,240
Jiminy Christmas.
409
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,450
- Here. Dig in.
- Yes!
410
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,286
This is what you should be
most ashamed of.
411
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,248
Oh. Well, all right.
412
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,748
[chuckles]
413
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,000
[Ray] So, we're birds now.
414
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,926
[line ringing]
415
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,720
[sighing]
416
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,054
Hey, it's you.
417
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,013
Hi, what up?
418
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,391
Oh. Oh, we're gonna
start with, uh, small talk?
419
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,101
Yeah, I guess. I don't know.
420
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,312
Okay. Uh, well,
I was about to head to the market
421
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,482
because my aunt forgot
the key ingredient to her sweet potatoes.
422
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,608
Sweet potatoes?
423
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,943
No, candy corn.
424
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,278
Dude, gross. Don't they melt?
425
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,779
No. She sticks 'em in after.
426
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,239
- I don't love it.
- I bet you don't.
427
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,367
Hey, look, uh...
428
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,661
So, Derrick, um... [sighs]
429
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,540
Listen, I-I've been doing
some self-reflecting.
430
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:06,920
You know, I-I just think I'm not used
to things being genuinely good, so I...
431
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,255
[chuckles] ...I sabotaged it.
432
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,507
And I-I-I gotta really work on that.
433
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,137
And I think the best way to start
is by doing something that,
434
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,514
honestly, I should have done weeks ago.
435
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,225
[sighs] So, uh,
436
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,562
Derrick, I think you're fucking amazing
437
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:29,610
and I wanted to know if you'd reconsider
coming to Thanksgiving?
438
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:34,697
I mean, maybe you can bring something.
Like, um, a pie or whatever.
439
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,990
But a pie would be good.
440
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,201
I forgot pie.
441
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,826
I don't know, Gaby.
442
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,246
I put... I put myself out there
and you left me hanging.
443
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:46,752
And I've tried really hard
to stop ignoring red flags.
444
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,296
So how about this? Um...
445
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,633
You work on all that stuff
you need to work on,
446
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:57,221
and once you get it in order,
you give me a call. Okay?
447
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,599
Yeah. Mm-hmm. I will... I will do that.
448
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,644
I hope you do.
449
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,146
Have a good holiday.
450
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:09,942
Yeah, you too.
451
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,785
Isn't it great having the boys home
for Thanksgiving?
452
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:21,911
[Connor] Mom!
453
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,914
Matthew opened my door
and farted and then closed it.
454
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,583
Matthew, don't butt bomb your brother!
455
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,835
[Connor] Told you, asshole!
456
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,213
Yep. [exhales sharply]
These are magical times.
457
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,382
You know, it's stupid.
I should be happy that they're here,
458
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,635
but I'm sad they're leaving Sunday.
459
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,679
It's like I spent this whole year
searching for something.
460
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,808
I'm just fucking right back
where I started.
461
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,476
Babe, if there's anything I can do...
462
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,938
Sweet husband, I'm okay.
463
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,609
You know, sometimes when I do my rocks
I just feel melancholy.
464
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,152
I know.
465
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,654
- But I'll figure it out.
- Hmm.
466
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,948
I mean,
remember what Veronica always says.
467
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,324
"Breathe through your nose"?
468
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,826
No, the other thing.
469
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:02,910
Oh.
470
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,829
"Fuck it, let's just have fun."
471
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,122
- Exactly right.
- [chuckles]
472
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,415
- And you can go.
- Oh.
473
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,834
[Liz] And you're off.
474
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,635
Surprise guest.
475
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,554
- [gasps] Derek.
- [Derek] Hey.
476
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,639
[Charlie] Here you go.
477
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,141
So, what's the latest
with the nanny search?
478
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,810
[groans] Little speed bump.
479
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,729
Kellie, the nanny we chose,
can't do Mondays or Fridays
480
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,938
and that is tough for us.
481
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,900
So we offered her an extra $500
for those two days,
482
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,236
but now she's extorting us
because she can hear our desperation.
483
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,031
- I said "please" too many times.
- No.
484
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,991
- He did.
- [chuckles]
485
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,076
500, huh?
486
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,745
Give Liz those two days, I'll pay you six.
487
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,246
- Wait, what?
- That's ridiculous.
488
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,289
Fine. 700.
489
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,250
- We're not taking money from you.
- We're not?
490
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,584
We're not.
491
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,004
[chuckles]
Well then, let her do it for free.
492
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:58,258
You'll have someone you trust,
who has a ton of experience.
493
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,218
She'll make your life better.
494
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,429
I mean...
495
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,306
[scoffs]
496
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,392
I don't know. Is it crazy
that I think this might just work?
497
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,728
- [stammers]
- Liz is great with kids.
498
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,104
- [Charlie] Yeah.
- Yes.
499
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,816
Plus, when the baby's asleep,
I'm sure she'll do some light housework.
500
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:17,944
[laughing]
501
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,278
Oh! [laughing] Fuck you.
502
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,364
Did you see it?
503
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,616
Okay, all right.
504
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,118
Whoo, that was almost worth
the ride over. [laughs]
505
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,038
- There's really only two caveats.
- [Brian] Yeah?
506
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,289
First, when you ask her,
507
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,833
- this didn't come from me.
- Deal.
508
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,960
Second, even though
she's only doing two days,
509
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,046
Liz is going to want to be in charge
of the other nanny.
510
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,673
- No.
- You don't know that.
511
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:39,842
I feel like I do.
512
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,343
[Brian] Wow.
513
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,096
[sighs]
514
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:46,723
[Liz] Hey, Lurch.
515
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,350
You good with your hands?
516
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,810
You mean, like, sexually?
517
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,395
W-Why would I want to know that?
518
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,107
I have no idea. That's why I was confused.
519
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,567
I mean, yes, I am good with them that way.
520
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,443
Cool, I'll spread the word.
521
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,571
- Appreciate that.
- [Liz] Catch.
522
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,489
[grunts]
523
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:05,950
Holy shit.
524
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,285
I finally got one.
525
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,746
It's the one we found
when we were looking together.
526
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,331
I love you.
527
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,082
Thank you, Liz.
528
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,209
Are you still fucked up about Alice?
529
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:19,046
Yeah. Just over here
trying to find a little courage.
530
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,048
[Liz] I get it.
531
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,008
Oh.
532
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,093
Jimmy,
533
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:28,264
bravery is not about not being scared,
534
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:34,229
it's about not having to do the scary
thing and not feeling like you're, um...
535
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:37,565
[stammers] ...but you do it anyway,
you know?
536
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:38,775
It's like that.
537
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,486
Love you too.
538
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,112
Now go away.
539
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,198
[chuckles]
540
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,999
Hey, it's me.
Um, I'm headed over to Gaby's.
541
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,708
I really need to talk.
542
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,210
Hey, Dad.
543
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:58,295
Goodbye.
544
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,173
I just left you a message.
545
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,132
I heard.
546
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,927
Summer told me how you helped her out.
547
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,179
That was cool. That was very you.
548
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,725
[breathes deeply] Yes.
549
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,395
I need to say something to you.
550
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,689
And it's probably something
that I should've done, um...
551
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,358
[inhales deeply] ...a long time ago.
552
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,276
You don't have to say anything. You don't.
553
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:27,073
I don't care if you ever talk to Louis.
554
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,158
Honestly, that wasn't fair of me to ask.
555
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,410
And I love you.
556
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,578
Very much.
557
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,871
Fuck!
558
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,540
- Fuck!
- What?
559
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:36,707
- Huh?
- What?
560
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,625
- Me?
- Yeah.
561
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,794
Nothing. Um... [inhales deeply]
562
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:42,506
...it would just be so easy
not to say my thing now.
563
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,298
Don't have to say it.
564
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,425
I think I really do.
565
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:48,971
[sighs]
566
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,854
[breathes deeply]
567
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:03,110
Kid, uh, every parent... [sighs]
568
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,780
...likes to believe that if something
really bad ever happens,
569
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,409
that they are gonna rise to the occasion.
570
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,493
I certainly believed that about myself.
571
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,414
That I was gonna be the hero, you know?
572
00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,125
That I was gonna be your hero.
573
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,128
And I was not.
574
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:26,258
And so, when Louis
came back into our lives,
575
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:30,137
he was like this walking, talking
reminder for me
576
00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:37,186
of how I just really let you down
when you needed me the most.
577
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,812
You know, your mom and I,
we used to always say
578
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,982
that you're the best thing
that ever happened to us.
579
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:44,693
Boy, is it true.
580
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,321
And she also made me promise
I was not gonna fuck it up.
581
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,741
And I did. I fucked up.
582
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,160
I fucked it up.
583
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,872
[sighs]
584
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,873
Alice, you are who you are,
585
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:01,293
this... this amazing woman,
586
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:04,588
in spite of me.
587
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,672
And I keep getting stuck on that.
588
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,343
I keep getting stuck on
what a terrible father I am.
589
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:14,681
And I'm just so sorry.
590
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,977
I'm just so, so, sorry...
591
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,982
that I am not better.
592
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,030
You're right. [sighs] You did fuck up.
593
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:35,244
But, Dad, you're leaving out
so much of the good stuff.
594
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,079
So many memories.
595
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:42,041
All the trips we went on,
all the times I rode on your shoulders.
596
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,460
You climbed trees with me
and got a concussion.
597
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,504
- [chuckles]
- You showed me how to skateboard
598
00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,005
and got a concussion.
599
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:51,050
Hey, you taught me Spanish
because Mom couldn't.
600
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,719
She was so good at languages
but just didn't have the patience for me,
601
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,808
and you would sit here with me for hours,
and you would never get annoyed.
602
00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:03,438
Soy... estoy berenjena, papá.
603
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,732
You just said "I'm an eggplant."
[chuckles]
604
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,862
I never said I got good at it. [chuckles]
605
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:14,616
You know, after Mom died...
during the worst times,
606
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:21,581
uh, there was this one night
that I was really tired after practice
607
00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,792
and passed out on the couch.
608
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,506
And in the morning, I woke up,
and I was in my room.
609
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:35,596
Even at your lowest,
you still carried me upstairs.
610
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,932
And that let me know
that you were still in there.
611
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:43,478
So, yeah, maybe you were
a bad dad for a second,
612
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:49,568
but, hey, you are also
the best fucking dad.
613
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,322
And I am so lucky that you are mine.
614
00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,200
[stammers] Hija mía, te quiero.
615
00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,120
- [chuckles] Come here.
- [both chuckle]
616
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:01,955
Mmm. [sighs]
617
00:27:02,915 --> 00:27:05,041
Did you say something nice in Spanish?
618
00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:07,126
Because I thought I made it clear
I don't understand it.
619
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,961
I know. It was a weird choice on my part.
620
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,047
[Alice] Yeah.
621
00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:15,886
I am not gonna be fucking late!
Be ready in five minutes!
622
00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:20,516
Will, honey.
623
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,141
Yeah, Mom?
624
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,977
Do you think that's appropriate
Thanksgiving attire?
625
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:25,978
What's wrong with it?
626
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,605
Well, you're wearing ripped jeans
627
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:29,941
and a backwards baseball cap
that says "fuckboy."
628
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,526
She's right. Go change your pants.
629
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:32,735
And put my hat back.
630
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,446
- [Will] Fine.
- Dear God.
631
00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:37,782
- [Derek] Hey. Hey, guys.
- Hiya.
632
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,617
- [Charlie] Hi.
- [Derek] To what do we owe
633
00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:41,244
this unexpected pleasure?
634
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:42,870
- Liz...
- [Liz] Mmm?
635
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,207
...it turns out that Kellie can only
be our nanny part-time.
636
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,458
Oh, no.
637
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,210
[Brian] Now this may sound crazy,
638
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:53,714
but would you ever in a million years
consider covering for us two days a week?
639
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,800
[inhales deeply]
640
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,555
- He put you up to this?
- Damn it.
641
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,889
- No.
- He mentioned it.
642
00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,182
Yes.
643
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,517
But we aren't letting him pay us.
644
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:06,143
- [Charlie] Babe.
- Unless that's something you want?
645
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,106
- Dude, you are killing me.
- Jesus fucking Christ.
646
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:14,360
I never understood why you look down
on yourself for "just being a mom."
647
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:18,991
Yes, you're an amazing photographer,
the world's only rock tumbler,
648
00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:23,704
but you love raising kids.
649
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,832
That purpose that you've been looking for?
650
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,251
That's it.
651
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:33,839
That is your gift.
652
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,218
[inhales sharply]
653
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:41,762
I'll do it.
654
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,765
- Yes! [laughs]
- Yeah. [laughs]
655
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,017
Thank you.
656
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,519
I'm gonna need to be in charge
of the other nanny.
657
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,062
- We've already told her.
- [Liz] Okay.
658
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,439
What up, pimps?
659
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,193
Summer, I'm having a baby.
660
00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,527
Congrats.
661
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:59,323
I just dodged that bullet. Whew!
662
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,325
Oh, God.
663
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,995
- I talked to him. I did. I put a condom...
- You didn't talk to him, obviously.
664
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,206
- ...in every crack in that room.
- You need to have a box in...
665
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:12,419
So, we going straight to In-N-Out,
or you wanna go pick up your goats first?
666
00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:15,338
Fine. [sighs]
667
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,840
- [chuckles]
- Perfect way to spend Thanksgiving, huh?
668
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:21,220
Eating burgers,
watching football. [chuckles]
669
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,767
[sighs] Wait a second,
this is not the way to In-N-Out.
670
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,479
Why are you dressed up?
Am I being kidnapped again?
671
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,232
Oh, come on,
you'd be sad if we missed Gaby's.
672
00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:35,942
- [sighing]
- It's only for a few hours,
673
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:39,613
and... and I brought your meds in case
you wanna take them again before dinner.
674
00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:42,740
But look, I'm-I'm not
even dressed for this.
675
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,535
Oh. Your blazer's in the trunk.
676
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:45,994
- [sighs]
- Mmm.
677
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:49,247
Help! I'm being kidnapped!
678
00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,374
- Jesus's sakes, will you calm down?
- Anybody!
679
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,459
Jesus.
680
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,420
- Worst Thanksgiving ever.
- [laughs]
681
00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:02,176
- Hey! Who grabs beans?
- I do.
682
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:05,137
- Oh, my God. That turkey looks amazing.
- Thank you.
683
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,597
- Holy shit.
- I trussed and brushed it,
684
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,641
- and then dipped it in an orange glaze.
- Girl, yeah.
685
00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:09,934
Okay, too much lingo.
686
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:12,979
You wanna look me in the eyes
and tell me you actually made all this?
687
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,189
You keep your mouth shut,
or I'll orange glaze your ass,
688
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,357
and I know that sounds sexual,
689
00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:17,817
- but it's not.
- Understood.
690
00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:19,902
All right, D, you wanna carve this bird?
'Cause I don't know how to.
691
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,113
Yes, ma'am.
692
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,489
D-man's time to shine.
693
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,116
- Look out, ladies! Coming through.
- Jesus Christ.
694
00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:26,576
- Come on. Here we go.
- Oh. Okay.
695
00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,035
- Oh--
- [clears throat] Coat.
696
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,287
- What?
- Get it off.
697
00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:30,621
All right, I don't know what I'm doing,
698
00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:32,749
- but I know it doesn't take all this.
- [inhales deeply, groans]
699
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,460
[sighs] This bird looks like
it's gonna take all this.
700
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:37,379
Oh, God.
701
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,762
- Aw, that's such a good one.
- Yeah.
702
00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:48,681
So now that we're all
in the Covenant of the Rock,
703
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:49,766
is there a secret handshake?
704
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,475
He's ruining it.
705
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,436
Oh, just give him a secret handshake.
706
00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,355
Come on. It'll just be this with a snap.
707
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,481
Oh, I hate that!
708
00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:58,733
Okay, easy, Liz.
709
00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:00,526
- Hey, Julie.
- Oh, hi, honey.
710
00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:01,653
Hi, Paul.
711
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:03,988
I'm here under duress.
712
00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:05,573
Oh, stop saying that.
713
00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,033
- You got your sweatpants on.
- [sighs]
714
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,368
You can still scratch your balls
when no one's looking.
715
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,495
I don't care if anybody's looking or not.
716
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,664
- Whoa.
- And you, you Judas.
717
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,667
You knew that she was gonna abduct me,
and you said nothing?
718
00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:19,921
Hey, pal, if you're not here,
I'm not even invited.
719
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,632
And don't touch the cheese with that hand.
720
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:23,966
[Gaby] Okay, uh, everybody.
721
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,969
Before we start the buffet, I just wanna
make one quick announcement.
722
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,012
Yes, Liz?
723
00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:30,806
W-Why is Aliyah in the kitchen with you?
724
00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,267
You're okay, all right?
725
00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:36,896
Happy Thanksgiving.
This holiday is all about togetherness.
726
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,272
- No.
- Okay.
727
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:40,399
So, I'd like all you kids
to put your cell phones
728
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,817
in this damn basket, all right?
729
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,694
- Hey, you're Matthew, right?
- Yeah.
730
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:45,613
- How old are you?
- Twenty-three.
731
00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:47,365
- Twenty-four.
- Twenty-four.
732
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,574
Holy shit.
733
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,117
I got the smart one.
734
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,620
Wow. Okay, I-I really need you
to put your phone in here.
735
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:53,829
[chuckles] Busted.
736
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,206
- [Gaby] Hey, Brian.
- Yeah, what's up?
737
00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:57,333
We all spoke, and I'm afraid
you're gonna have to cough that up.
738
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,668
- What?
- Yes.
739
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,461
No! This is ridiculous.
740
00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,421
Do you all think so little of me?
741
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:03,965
Just fucking do it.
742
00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:05,716
- Why are you on Wayfair?
- Yeah. Oh, I wanted to get
743
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,051
that cute ottoman that you have.
744
00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:09,345
- Thank you. Put your phone in here.
- Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
745
00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,389
All right, it's time to eat.
Paul, do you wanna do the honors?
746
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:13,182
Let's just fucking do it.
747
00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,726
- Great. Perfect.
- [Brian] Okay, here we go.
748
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,562
- We're gonna get private time at dessert.
- I know, but--
749
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,897
- We should have some pie. Okay.
- Yes, yes, I promise. I promise.
750
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:22,733
Hey. [vocalizing]
751
00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:24,861
- Here, I didn't lick this one.
- [Gaby] Thank you. I don't want it.
752
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,655
- Uh-huh. All right, thank you.
- [Matthew] Thank you.
753
00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:31,117
- Hey, it's your turn. Come on.
- [Alice] One sec.
754
00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:33,412
- And there it is. Love you.
- Thank you. I love you.
755
00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:38,834
- Hey, can you hand me that?
- Sure.
756
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,377
Thanks.
757
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,588
Why the hell did he make us open today?
758
00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:47,384
We've had, like, one customer,
and they ordered 50 turkey sandwiches.
759
00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,094
Yeah, right?
760
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,849
What time exactly do you want me
to come round later?
761
00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:57,852
'Cause this pudding takes
a very specific amount of time to cook,
762
00:32:57,853 --> 00:33:00,189
and if it's one minute over, it's a brick.
763
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:02,858
Yeah, about that...
764
00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:05,319
[breathes deeply] Fuck.
765
00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:08,989
So, I... I told some of my friends
you were coming, and...
766
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,786
You never told me that you got drunk
and murdered someone.
767
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:22,044
And so, now, I think that it just
might be, like, weird for you to be there.
768
00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,380
It's... It's okay.
769
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,511
I'm sorry, man.
770
00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:32,596
Don't be.
771
00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:34,598
I understand.
772
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,143
Shit, man.
773
00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:41,229
Look, Louis, I--
774
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,106
- [stammers]
- Why don't you go, and I'll, um...
775
00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,608
I'll lock up.
776
00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,110
All right.
777
00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:56,745
Hey.
778
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:01,875
Happy Thanksgiving, man.
779
00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,212
You too.
780
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:13,262
[door closes]
781
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,100
[sighs]
782
00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:21,310
- [party guests chattering]
- Cheers to the chef.
783
00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:23,855
[all cheering]
784
00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,064
To Sean!
785
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,189
- I knew it.
- [Gaby] Yeah.
786
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,524
- No.
- Ow.
787
00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:30,945
Okay, uh, our mom couldn't make it today,
788
00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:34,240
but I would like to carry on
one of her favorite traditions.
789
00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:37,660
So, let's go around the room and everybody
say what they're thankful for.
790
00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:38,829
[Julie] Hmm.
791
00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,620
Who wants to start?
792
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:45,084
First of all, I wanna say how thankful
I am to welcome Jorge into our home,
793
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,919
but, Mom, you have to calm down.
794
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,088
Oh, but look how cute he is.
795
00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:50,424
I just can't turn it off, bro.
796
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:52,926
But most of all,
797
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,847
I wanna say how grateful I am
that we're all together again.
798
00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,683
It means so much to me.
799
00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:03,937
Love you too, Dad.
800
00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,981
I'm thankful for my family.
801
00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:08,524
Me too.
802
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,610
[chuckles]
803
00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,444
That's all of you guys.
804
00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:13,197
For my husband.
805
00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:16,574
Mmm. For my wife.
806
00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:17,491
Hello?
807
00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:18,535
- Seriously?
- What the fuck?
808
00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:20,913
- What the heck?
- [Derek] Fine.
809
00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:23,206
- For our boys too. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
810
00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:26,751
I'm thankful
to just be included, honestly.
811
00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:27,836
[groans]
812
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,629
She took mine.
813
00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:32,548
But, seriously, I am very thankful
to have been included.
814
00:35:32,549 --> 00:35:34,885
Um, I'm thankful for my sister.
815
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,764
For my handsome new roommate.
816
00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:44,478
That next Thanksgiving,
we'll both be dads.
817
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,481
That...
818
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,441
Paul's done with that turkey leg.
819
00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:52,276
[chuckles]
820
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:55,739
That I get to be here
and not at fucking Morongo.
821
00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:02,037
Um. Okay. Uh. [chuckles]
822
00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:03,829
Um, I guess it's my turn.
823
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,207
[Derrick] Your turn for what?
824
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,668
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
825
00:36:08,669 --> 00:36:13,047
Uh, it's okay. I, uh, was just trying
to figure out what I'm thankful for.
826
00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,132
You'll come up with something.
827
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,301
Oh, and I know you mentioned
everyone had to bring something so,
828
00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:18,678
- I brought your mom.
- [both gasp]
829
00:36:18,679 --> 00:36:20,513
- Oh, shit. Hey, that's not my mom.
- Oh, God.
830
00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:22,682
- No.
- Did you just take some random lady?
831
00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,767
No, I didn't take a random lady.
This is my aunt.
832
00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:26,519
- Oh. Yeah, fuck.
- [Courtney] Jesus.
833
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,604
That's your mom.
834
00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:29,523
I brought pie.
835
00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:34,652
- Aw.
- That's so sweet.
836
00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:35,820
What kind of pie?
837
00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:37,071
Apple.
838
00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:38,990
- What kind of apple?
- Babe.
839
00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:40,576
[horn blares]
840
00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:45,414
[train bellowing]
841
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,641
[announcer] Attention, passengers.
842
00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:08,228
The next train to Union Station
is now approaching.
843
00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:12,648
Please stand behind the yellow line
until the train comes to a complete stop.
844
00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:13,775
Thank you.
845
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:24,411
[party guests chattering]
846
00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:28,414
- Hey, wait, wait. I need you to try this.
- [Alice] Oh, my God.
847
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:30,375
[Gaby] It's so good. It's so good.
848
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,794
- Nice move.
- I try. [chuckles]
849
00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:35,047
I didn't go yet.
850
00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,799
I didn't go yet.
851
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,969
- Oh. Oh, oh.
- Hey, I didn't go yet.
852
00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:45,973
Um, most of you know
that I'm-I'm here under duress.
853
00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:47,308
[all laugh]
854
00:37:47,309 --> 00:37:50,061
I don't really like
being the center of attention.
855
00:37:50,062 --> 00:37:51,938
- Mmm, that's not true.
- I doubt that.
856
00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:53,649
It is when I'm not in control.
857
00:37:54,816 --> 00:37:58,487
Like I wasn't in control of, uh...
about being here today,
858
00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:01,615
I'm also not in control of this.
859
00:38:02,491 --> 00:38:05,368
I didn't take my pills because I... [sighs]
860
00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:09,081
...I wanna save them
for when I really need them.
861
00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,125
Not to hide from you.
862
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,088
Sometimes it's hard
not to feel sorry for myself.
863
00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:21,510
You know, poor me with my... [sighs]
864
00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,388
...f-failed, fragile body.
865
00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:32,271
But then, I look around
this room a-and, um...
866
00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:39,027
and I... I say to myself...
867
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:43,907
"Lucky guy.
868
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:47,411
I'm a lucky guy."
869
00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:55,836
I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna have to...
870
00:38:58,046 --> 00:39:02,968
to work with you, hang out with you,
laugh with you.
871
00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:09,765
Road's gonna get tougher and tougher.
872
00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:11,810
But I do know that I'll get through it
873
00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:16,815
because of everyone...
everyone in this room.
874
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:24,698
And that's what I'm...
that's what I'm thankful for.
875
00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:27,659
'Cause we can get through anything...
876
00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:33,624
if we have people to lean on.
877
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:38,504
I'm leaning on you. I'm leaning on you.
878
00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:49,389
[sighs, sniffles]
879
00:39:57,314 --> 00:39:58,898
[chuckling] Okay.
880
00:39:58,899 --> 00:40:01,527
[party guests chattering]
881
00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:04,780
Switch.
882
00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:07,823
- [Liz] Love you.
- [laughs]
883
00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:09,618
[laughs]
884
00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:16,583
[both moaning]
885
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,419
[chuckling]
886
00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:28,637
Paul, I'd like you to meet my sons.
887
00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:34,977
[bell ringing]
888
00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:43,818
Yes.
889
00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:45,529
Yes, yes, yes.
890
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:52,159
[Derek] Thank you.
891
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,495
[Brian] Yes, of course.
892
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,928
[bell ringing]
893
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,265
[train bellows]
894
00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,357
[Jimmy] Hey, man.
895
00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:32,117
Turns out my daughter is more addicted
to her cell phone than I realized.
896
00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:34,703
They were in a basket. It's a long story.
897
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:38,707
Why are you here?
898
00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:44,421
I guess I'm here for her. For Alice.
899
00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:51,303
I'm probably also here for Tia.
900
00:42:02,564 --> 00:42:04,233
Mostly, I'm here for me.
901
00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:35,681
What a shitty couple of years, huh?
902
00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:45,649
Yeah.
903
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,240
[Jimmy] How about her? What's her story?
904
00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:00,121
Well, she's obviously a schoolteacher.
905
00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:03,624
And she's just realized she's forgotten
something very important.
906
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:06,460
- Big test day. No No. 2 pencils.
- Mmm.
907
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:07,753
[groans] It's a nightmare.
908
00:43:07,754 --> 00:43:09,548
[chuckles]
It's not the first time it's happened.
909
00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,675
How about this guy?
He's a brooding rock star.
910
00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:15,596
No, I know that guy. He's an assassin.
911
00:43:24,813 --> 00:43:27,482
[sighs]