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{\an8}(《往前走》,保羅羅德斯醫生著)

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嘉比總是批評我本書

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這是史上最清晰精闢的著作

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講解現代認知行為治療

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不錯,是誰寫的?

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不值一提,我只是想講你知

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你最近如何?

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可惡

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這刻終於到,其實我沒事,我很好

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你是個好治療師

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已料到我想講甚麼

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別興奮到瀨尿

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我只是說“好”,不是“出色”

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我知道,但我認為是“出色”的意思

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或者吧

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聽我講,小子,要原諒自己不是稱職父親

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你就要向愛麗斯剖白心聲

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她可能還會怪你

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但敞開心扉有療癒作用

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跟認錯的作用一樣

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孌童癖神父怎回應並不重要

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最重要是承認錯失和解釋為何是錯

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我不會讓愛麗斯覺得她累我受罪

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絕對不會

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好吧

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搞錯啊,老友,就這樣完?

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暫且是

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唏,你應該帶糖果和新帽給我

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在你的檯面啊,保羅

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喂,我知你覺得很滑稽,但我鍾意

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好吧

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可惡

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打得好,老婆

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專心打波,來吧

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小心接住啊

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- 好球
- 我來接

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- 寶貝,沒事吧?
- 打得好

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但只是3比0

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但我已看得出你們不夠勁,所以不好玩

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況且我們的兒子
回來過感恩節,我們有事要忙

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要買電油,等他們走後燒掉床單?

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男人幾多歲都打飛機,對吧?

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沒錯

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- 準備好迎接寶寶了嗎?
- 不急,還有四個月

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- 你們還未開始準備?
- 嘩

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你們嗨大了嗎?

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- 老實講,有些少
- 想食大麻糖嗎?

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你們兩個都返工

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若不即刻物色保姆

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四大長老就要來幫手

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我們的大寶出世時

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我媽媽過來,扔掉麗絲的胎盤
她們從此形同陌路

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- 那不是唯一原因
- 不要四大長老

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你留住胎盤?

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- 沒錯
- 不用理會

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現在我滿腦子都是它

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夠了,冷靜,我會幫手物色保姆

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你是最好的,揀好就通知我們吧

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你也要在場啊,衰人

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好吧,再打多一局來減壓,先轉換拍檔

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易話圍隊對惡搞隊

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就這樣吧,戴爺

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你看,他知我指誰

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正中肚皮,開波

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對,媽媽,我知你還在嬲我

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你嬲得很有道理

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我嬲得很有道理

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- 有共識了
- 沒錯

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所以請來過感恩節吧

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到了黑色星期五,你可以繼續嬲我

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雖然黑人家庭在那天應該相聚

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為何不出聲?衰格妮琪在你旁嗎?

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- 小心說話
- 她很無禮

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聽住,婆娘,我們的家事,你別插嘴

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否則我會像東尼蘇柏努般對付你

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你夠膽就試試,放馬過來

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我會啊

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還有,我想要你的轉數快號碼
支付你星期六晚的加班費

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- 好啊,沒問題
- 麻煩了

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好吧,媽媽,我可以來接你

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抱歉,嘉比,很抱歉

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我真的做不到,乖女,做不到

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她不來

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甚麼?你有講戴歷會來嗎?

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你媽不是想見他嗎?

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好吧,戴歷也不來,我連衰兩鑊

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你見不到我用表情叫你收聲嗎?

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我見到,麗絲
但不能怪我,你總是這個樣

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我不肯定你有第二個表情

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原來有

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過來吧

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想把頭塞向我的秘密大胸嗎?

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麗絲,別講笑,姐妹,頂多是秘密中胸

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但你應該看看它們

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我看過十萬九千次,你知道的

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我知道,但當時我在躺平嘛

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- 別講笑了
- 我知道,寶貝

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- 我鍾意胸對胸的感覺
- 我也是

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我不知道發生甚麼事,所以我照開聲了

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這是你的感恩節菜單

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我會煮火雞、火腿
芝士通粉和沙律配醬汁

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天啊,你真好人,替嘉比煮大餐

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不太好,這條友收我天價

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- 這是遊戲規則
- 但他會教我介紹菜式

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讓我假裝親自下廚

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例如,“火腿是我拆骨的”

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- 錯了
- 豬有骨頭嘛,阿桑

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好吧,我要走了,你也想胸對胸嗎?

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- 好啊,又何妨?
- 好吧

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抄人

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因為愛麗斯現在跟你住

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我還以為可以打聲招呼,但她應該不在

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我在啊

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好吧,我不知你是否知道我來了

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- 我知道
- 好吧

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- 真難頂
- 慘不忍睹

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再見

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老闆,好嗎?

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嗨,你要幫我一個忙

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跟愛麗斯講,她想傾時
我隨時都會奉陪,好嗎?

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輕描淡寫就得,用你平常的用語

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用“死黨”的口吻

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“死黨”很老土

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- 隨便你點講
- 好吧

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你真的著緊,是嗎?

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沒錯,我就是如此

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過感恩節時,我爸媽都不會在家

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我媽媽這星期過了大海賭錢

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我爸爸也是,但法律上
他不能在她的30米範圍內出現

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所以她去賭錢時,他就去游水

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- 當她去游水...你懂的
- 沒錯

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傾得真開心,心瑪

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拜,老闆

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沒錯,藥物方面無好消息

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但我在消化中

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消化的意思是拒絕商量

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又不肯講出感受?

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全中

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唏,講給美格知,我在IG看到她的新髮型

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好靚

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茱莉想你知道她在偷窺你

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不要緊,她很索

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我很高興她在你旁
因為爸爸,我之所以打給你...

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我們都很期待你們飛來過感恩節,但...

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梅遜的棍網球隊...他們今日贏波

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真是難以置信
因為他們很水皮,現在我要...

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我們這週末要去緬因州參加錦標賽

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所以你們不必來過感恩節

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不如我們幾星期後過來探你們?

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爸爸,很對不起,我...

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不必道歉,不要緊

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我很失望

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但我會接受

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- 我愛你
- 我也是,乖女

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我們不用去康涅狄格州

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可以留在這裏耍廢,是最正的感恩節

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爸爸,你還未收線

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是我衰

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沒錯,是你衰

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《誠實治療法》

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{\an8}上星期我們似乎有進展

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{\an8}但我們這星期一定會大有進展,知道嗎?

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{\an8}- 因為我補夠咖啡因
- 好吧

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{\an8}你先入去等等

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{\an8}嗨,保羅,聽聞你不會外遊

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{\an8}想來過感恩節就講我知吧

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{\an8}不想,若你跟茱莉講
你邀請我們,我會殺死你

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{\an8}多謝你這麼快回覆

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{\an8}- 嗨
- 嗨

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{\an8}記得轉頭去咖啡店見

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{\an8}不要吧,又“傾閒偈”

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{\an8}怎麼了?你跟女兒有約?

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{\an8}- 反正你百無聊賴
- 頂

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{\an8}沒錯

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{\an8}嗨,沒甚麼事吧?

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{\an8}對不起,我不知還可打給誰

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{\an8}發生甚麼事?

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{\an8}她叫我們開櫃取敏感藥,但嘗試偷事後藥

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{\an8}我想跟她傾幾句

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{\an8}發生甚麼事?

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{\an8}你沒事吧?

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{\an8}我覺得很尷尬

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{\an8}康納回來,我們復合,然後安全套穿了

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{\an8}我當時彈跳得很起勁...

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{\an8}頂,我不想聽...

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{\an8}我還未報警的

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{\an8}好,這樣吧

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{\an8}她本性很乖

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{\an8}不如我付錢,大家當粉筆字抹掉?

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{\an8}多謝你,老闆

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{\an8}她怎會叫你老闆?

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{\an8}別誤會,她逢人都叫老闆

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{\an8}她沒有叫我做老闆

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{\an8}因為你不是老闆

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{\an8}她跟你熟絡才會叫你老闆

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{\an8}要熟絡才是老闆
先生,她是你的女兒嗎?

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{\an8}- 是
- 不是

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{\an8}不,她只是朋友

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{\an8}其實她是我女兒的朋友

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{\an8}我們偶爾會一齊

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{\an8}為何我好似越描越黑?

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{\an8}- 我不知道,但聽到我很反感
- 我也是

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{\an8}你知道嗎?我還是走了

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{\an8}希望你跟我一樣想了結事件吧

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{\an8}- 我想啊
- 好極

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{\an8}- 占美,多謝你
- 別客氣

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{\an8}你付夠錢買我偷的香口膠嗎?

208
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,158
{\an8}搞錯啊,心瑪

209
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,035
(奇津巡洋艦)

210
00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,662
超期待去你爸媽家過感恩節

211
00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,747
我要知道甚麼特別傳統嗎?

212
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,709
沒有,我們通常只是睇波、食到反胃

213
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,920
大概在日落時
我媽就會哭,說無人感激她

214
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,088
真期待

215
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,173
沒錯,很好玩的

216
00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:51,675
- 愛麗斯,遲些見
- 拜

217
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,470
多謝你幫手,好玩吧?

218
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,765
好玩到想死

219
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,267
你到底為何會來?

220
00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,686
我不能向任何人傾訴

221
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,064
個個都擔心我對爸爸太苛刻

222
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:11,611
我不知道要點諗了,我由細到大
他都是“我為人人”的好好先生

223
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,280
我的意思是,你是陌生人,打到人重傷

224
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,241
他居然邀請你搬到我們家,記得嗎?

225
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,659
我記得,沒錯

226
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:23,414
我跟他講,我很想他出手幫路易斯

227
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,916
他還是不肯

228
00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,001
我明白你的意思

229
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,753
我跟爸爸搞到關係很僵時

230
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,547
我要開口跟他講,我們要多點表達

231
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:35,051
自己的感受,現在他脫胎換骨

232
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,970
- 天啊,真的嗎?
- 當然不是

233
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:40,765
- 別誤會,他在嘗試
- 明白

234
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:41,974
現在我說愛他時

235
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,103
他會指住我撻手指

236
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,981
應該代表他亦愛我吧?

237
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,067
沒錯

238
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,818
我想講的是,我有講給保羅知

239
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,904
他說...

240
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:59,700
“當你愛一個人
並希望他們有朝一日會改變

241
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,953
那就不是愛”

242
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:02,704
- 好似
- 過獎

243
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,499
但他說得對

244
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,378
真愛就是接納對方的缺點和一切

245
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,921
而且...

246
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,297
我爸是值得我愛的

247
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,383
幾時都是

248
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,387
唏,你去死吧,現在情緒這麼健康

249
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,681
是我衰

250
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,019
老友,這地方很骨子

251
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,064
對,麗絲鼓勵我買下它

252
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,274
一部分是當投資

253
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:35,821
另一部分是讓我有私人空間
而且遠離她的空間

254
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,614
- 她有過來嗎?
- 有啊

255
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:42,034
她來時會穿皮褲,並自稱“維羅妮卡”

256
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,327
講來聽聽

257
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,621
我通常不鍾意被箝頸...

258
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,165
我錯了,還是別講

259
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,626
- 你肯定?
- 是

260
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,213
唏,我很難過,你跟嘉比合不來

261
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,883
沒錯,老友,你當初為何介紹我給她?

262
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,301
- 豈有此理
- 我以為你們

263
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,470
- 會很登對
- 我也以為是

264
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,765
最難熬的是,我認為她完全沒想起我

265
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,226
我滿腦子都是他

266
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,811
昨晚我發了一個怪夢

267
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:12,064
我跟奇洛李維斯在一間超豪華酒店親熱

268
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,942
前台職員和門僮都是戴歷

269
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,195
他還在奇洛的龜頭上,真是黐線

270
00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:20,364
那種正常不過的夢應該有給你啟示

271
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,325
好吧,首先,她說得對

272
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,452
第二,我不鍾意你有其他朋友

273
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,620
麗絲,我們已傾過了

274
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,622
我們兩個都能有其他朋友,搞錯啊

275
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,290
我不想要其他朋友

276
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,958
- 你要面對現實
- 不行

277
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,253
雅莉亞發現尼高是渣男
於是飛掉他,我們就熟絡起來

278
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,714
我還是不明白有何問題,戴歷似乎很正

279
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,424
戴歷正到無朋友

280
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,468
似足我老公,但是黑人

281
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,179
老實講,那是我老公唯一比他優勝之處

282
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,597
但他不襯你老公的髮型

283
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,807
那樣的黑人造型太搞笑了

284
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,142
我會跟他做愛

285
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,229
我會跟他大戰幾個回合

286
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,398
天啊,我成世人都習慣照顧別人

287
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,194
我鍾意知道被需要

288
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,862
因為我才頻頻搭上尼高那種人

289
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,739
知道跟尼高那種人一齊的好處嗎?

290
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,657
免費海洛英

291
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,825
- 別再令我對你有好感
- 不

292
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,452
那只會減壓

293
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,664
就如你留在災難現場,就會是聖人

294
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,291
若你離開,是他太不堪造成的

295
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:17,339
但戴歷呢,他想要我,但他不需要我

296
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,924
那就沒有逃生出口

297
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,092
所以才這麼可怕

298
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,052
總之打給他吧

299
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,346
你知道嗎?勇敢並不等於不怕

300
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,557
而是怕都照去馬

301
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:29,642
天啊,講得真好

302
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,270
我會偷去用,而且當作是我講的

303
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,480
弊,我要走了

304
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,357
- 我愛你
- 愛你

305
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,067
我越來越鍾意你

306
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,945
有那個必要嗎?

307
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:41,905
(雲迪梅利,互惠生)

308
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,657
你是我們第一個會見的保姆

309
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,368
我比較鍾意“互惠生”

310
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,995
正啊,很有品味

311
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,413
抱歉...我遲到

312
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,497
天啊,麗絲

313
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,208
她很可愛和有點擺款,超愛她

314
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:58,337
她的夜蒲手印就不可愛了

315
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,090
連沖涼洗掉都懶?

316
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,008
下一個

317
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,135
(貝芙杜巴)

318
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,845
講講你日常的工作流程

319
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,806
我鍾意由寶寶話事

320
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,892
沒錯,因為寶寶很醒目

321
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,226
他們的直覺很靈敏

322
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,645
靈敏至奇,下一個

323
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,064
- 臨走前拿支水吧
- 不是有汽的那款

324
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,358
(梅維莉麥歌利達)

325
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,986
我能替你們在網上論壇買人奶

326
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:25,114
還需要望我嗎?很明顯不合格

327
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,283
- 很明顯不合格,老友
- 正是

328
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,285
(基斯李斯)

329
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,954
好嗎?我叫基斯,但人人都叫我杜化

330
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,790
- 很襯你
- 兩個花名

331
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,418
- 絕對不行
- 搞錯啊,麗絲

332
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,921
你自知招架不住的

333
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,671
她沒講錯

334
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,881
杜化,你有甚麼賣點?

335
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,341
我精於用微波爐

336
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,467
真難得

337
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,468
天啊

338
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,594
(琪莉布朗)

339
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:47,678
甚麼?

340
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,182
我有點強迫症,所以我很準時

341
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,852
我認為應該先向你講明

342
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,478
她很醒目

343
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:58,731
我有心肺復蘇證書,而且相信睡眠訓練

344
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,317
我知道或者聽似很老土

345
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,821
但我深信幫人組織家庭是一種榮幸

346
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,740
- 我們可以聘用她嗎?
- 我悶到爆

347
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,700
可以

348
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,577
求求你,替我們打工吧

349
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,622
- 好吧
- 好嘢

350
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:15,790
若有需要聯絡我們

351
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,794
我可能會跟朋友杜化
去米克諾斯,但查理不會去

352
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,465
別再眼甘甘望住我塊蛋糕

353
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,552
我叫過你自己點一件,因為我不想分食

354
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:30,596
你鬧我衰,說你不想食朱古力蛋糕

355
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,224
那是五分鐘前的事

356
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:33,933
人是會變的

357
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,018
可惡

358
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,521
多謝

359
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,898
你笑甚麼?

360
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,942
笑你們兩個,是我促成的

361
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,277
我令你們變成老友

362
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,988
若你有這種本事,可以令女人愛上我嗎?

363
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,197
他不是巫師

364
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,491
真令人傷心

365
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,284
保羅,為何約我?

366
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:55,289
你飲完這杯咖啡後
我要你去跟愛麗斯傾傾

367
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,333
你可以假裝你一直沒向她剖白

368
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:03,338
是因為想保護她,但實情是你感到恥辱

369
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,425
就如我感到恥辱,不想別人見到我有病

370
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,137
他們見到我手震就會替我難過

371
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,888
我至憎

372
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,390
恥辱感有害

373
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:18,103
所以我認為我們要一齊面對它

374
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,193
所以我今早沒食藥

375
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:28,071
讓全世界看我的真面目

376
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,532
保羅,真是難以置信

377
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,410
我完全不察覺你有手震

378
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829
因為我食了藥

379
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,496
我縮沙

380
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,334
但你有更大的勇氣

381
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,085
我不敢那樣講

382
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,420
我敢講

383
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,466
任何人經歷過你的遭遇

384
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,387
都會嬲全世界和厭世

385
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,433
你啟迪人心

386
00:16:58,894 --> 00:16:59,728
保羅,多謝你

387
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,652
認真?兩個都想食?

388
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,944
看似很好味

389
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,404
它在呼喚我,老友

390
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,240
真是保你大

391
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,450
- 來,吃吧
- 好嘢

392
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,286
這才應該是你最大的恥辱

393
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,248
好吧

394
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,000
真是奇過呂奇

395
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,054
嗨,是你

396
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,014
嗨,好嗎?

397
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,391
我們要先傾閒偈?

398
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,101
應該是吧,我不知道

399
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,312
好吧,我正準備去街市

400
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,482
因為阿姨忘了煮蕃薯的主要材料

401
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,608
即是蕃薯?

402
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,943
不,是粟米糖

403
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,278
真噁心,不會融嗎?

404
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,779
不會,她煮完才灑上去

405
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,239
- 我不鍾意
- 估到

406
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,658
唏,聽我講

407
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,286
戴歷...

408
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,540
聽住,我反省過自己

409
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:06,920
你知道嗎?我不習慣
有真正的幸福,所以我...

410
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,255
會破壞自己的好事

411
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,507
我要好好處理那一點

412
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,137
我覺得最好的起步方法就是做...

413
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,514
老實講,我幾星期前就該做的事

414
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:19,808
所以...

415
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,562
戴歷,你是絕世好男人

416
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:29,610
我想知道你會否再考慮來過感恩節?

417
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:34,697
你可以帶些東西,例如焗批之類

418
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,990
但帶焗批就正了

419
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,201
我忘了準備

420
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,826
未必了,嘉比

421
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,246
我把整個心給了你,你卻若即若離

422
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:46,752
我已經很努力去停止不理會紅燈

423
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:48,837
不如這樣吧

424
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,633
你慢慢處理自己的心結

425
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:57,221
處理好就打給我,好嗎?

426
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,599
好吧,我一定會

427
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,644
希望如此吧

428
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,146
感恩節快樂

429
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:09,942
你也是

430
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,785
兒子們返來過感恩節
實在太好了,對吧?

431
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:21,911
媽媽

432
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,914
馬修打開我房門放屁,然後即刻關門

433
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,583
馬修,別用屁彈炸你細佬

434
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,835
我早講過,衰人

435
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,213
沒錯,真是美妙時刻

436
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,382
真是無謂,我應該開心他們回來了

437
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,635
但我很不開心,因為他們星期日就走

438
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,679
我好似花了一整年尋找一些東西

439
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,808
現在又返回起點

440
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,476
老婆,若我可以做些甚麼...

441
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,938
好老公,我沒事

442
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,609
你知道嗎?有時我磨石頭時感到很憂鬱

443
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,152
我知道

444
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,946
但我會想通的

445
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,948
我想講的是
記得維羅妮卡經常說甚麼嗎?

446
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,324
“用鼻呼吸”?

447
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,827
不,另一句

448
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,829
“理鬼它,總之盡情尋開心吧”

449
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,122
有道理

450
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,415
你可以走了

451
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,834
走吧

452
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,635
稀客駕到

453
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,554
- 戴力
- 嗨

454
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,639
給你的

455
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,309
物色保姆的最新情況如何?

456
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:26,810
有點阻滯

457
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,729
我們揀的保姆琪莉在星期一和五不能來

458
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,938
令我們很頭痕

459
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,900
我們提出那兩天額外給她500美元

460
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,236
但她知道我們狗急跳牆,所以獅子開大口

461
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,863
我講太多次“求求你”

462
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,657
不是,的確是

463
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,076
500美元?

464
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,745
那兩天讓麗絲幫手,我出600美元

465
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,246
- 等等,甚麼?
- 太離譜了

466
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,289
好吧,700

467
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,250
- 我們不會收你的錢
- 真的嗎?

468
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,585
不收

469
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,004
那就讓她免費幫手吧

470
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:58,258
有你們信任的人幫手,而且經驗豐富

471
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,218
她會令你們過得更舒服

472
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,429
講真...

473
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,393
不知道呢,我認為可能行得通
是否很黐線?

474
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,728
麗絲是湊仔能手

475
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,104
- 沒錯
- 正是

476
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,816
況且寶寶睡著後,她肯定會做些少家務

477
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,278
去死吧

478
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,364
你見到嗎?

479
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,035
好吧,就這樣,不枉我山長水遠過來

480
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:29,038
- 只有兩個注意事項
- 怎樣?

481
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,289
首先,你們問她時

482
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,833
- 別說是我提出
- 一言為定

483
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,960
第二,雖然她只湊兩天

484
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,046
麗絲會要求管另一個保姆

485
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,673
- 不會
- 你點知?

486
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:39,842
我就是知道

487
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,343
嘩

488
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:46,723
喂,高大衰

489
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,350
你雙手靈活嗎?

490
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,810
你指在性愛方面?

491
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,395
我怎會想知道呢?

492
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,107
我不知道,所以我一頭霧水

493
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,567
沒錯,我那方面雙手很靈活

494
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,443
好吧,我會傳開去

495
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,572
- 謝謝
- 接住

496
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:05,950
真的嗎?

497
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,285
我終於有一塊

498
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,746
是我們一齊找到的那塊

499
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,331
我愛你

500
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,082
麗絲,多謝你

501
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,209
你還在為愛麗斯的事苦惱嗎?

502
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:19,046
沒錯,正嘗試鼓起勇氣

503
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,048
我明白

504
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,093
占美

505
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:28,264
勇敢並不等於不怕

506
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:33,520
而是不用做可怕的事,同時覺得自己...

507
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,565
但你還是照做,明白嗎?

508
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:38,775
就是那樣

509
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,486
我也愛你

510
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,113
走開吧

511
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,999
嗨,是我,我正準備去嘉比家

512
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,708
我很想跟你傾傾

513
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,210
嗨,爸爸

514
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:58,295
再見

515
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,173
我剛留了口訊給你

516
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,132
我聽到

517
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,927
心瑪說你幫過她

518
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,180
真英勇,似足你的本性

519
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,725
沒錯

520
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,395
我有說話要跟你講

521
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:20,358
我可能一早就應該講

522
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,276
你甚麼都不用講,真的

523
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:27,073
我不在乎你會否跟路易斯傾

524
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,158
老實講,這要求太過分了

525
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,410
而且我愛你

526
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,578
非常愛

527
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,871
可惡

528
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,541
- 可惡
- 怎麼了?

529
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,208
- 怎麼了?
- 你問我?

530
00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:38,293
- 是
- 沒事

531
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,506
現在不講出口會容易得多

532
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,298
不用講了

533
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,425
我真的要講

534
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,609
細路,每個家長...

535
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,780
都想認為有壞事發生時

536
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,409
他們會挺身而出

537
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,493
我曾經相信自己會那樣

538
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,414
我會做英雄,你懂嗎?

539
00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,125
做你的英雄

540
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,128
但我沒有

541
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:26,258
所以當路易斯再次在我們面前出現時

542
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:30,137
他就像識行識走的提醒

543
00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:37,186
讓我想起在你最需要時,我令你很失望

544
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,812
你知道嗎?你媽媽和我以前經常說

545
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,982
有你是我們一生最美好的事

546
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:44,693
天啊,是真的

547
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,321
她還要我答應不會搞垮

548
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,741
但我真的搞垮了

549
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,160
衰得很交關

550
00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,873
愛麗斯,這個就是你

551
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:01,293
是很了不起的女人

552
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:04,588
雖然有我這種父親

553
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,672
這點一直很困擾我

554
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,343
我無法忘記自己枉為人父

555
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:14,681
真的很對不起

556
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,977
真的非常對不起...

557
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,982
我不是更好的爸爸

558
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,030
沒錯,你確實衰過

559
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:35,244
但爸爸,你遺忘了很多美好的東西

560
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,079
很多回憶

561
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:42,041
我們一起去過的旅行,我騎在你的膊頭上

562
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,461
你和我爬樹,然後腦震盪

563
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,504
你教我踩滑板

564
00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,005
然後腦震盪

565
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:51,050
唏,你還教我西班牙語
因為媽媽教不到我

566
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,719
她精通多國語言,但不能耐心教我

567
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,808
你會陪我坐幾小時,從沒有不耐煩

568
00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:03,438
“Soy... estoy berenjena”,爸爸

569
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,732
你剛才說“我是茄子”

570
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,069
我從沒話過我講得叻

571
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:14,616
你知道嗎?媽媽過身後,在最壞的時候

572
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:21,581
有一晚我練完波很攰

573
00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,792
在梳化睡著了

574
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,506
第二朝醒來時,我身在自己的房間

575
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:35,596
即使在最低潮的時候
你仍然識抱我到樓上

576
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,932
所以我就知道,你的本性還在

577
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:43,478
沒錯,你或者做過一秒壞爸爸

578
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:49,568
但唏,你也是最好的爸爸

579
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,322
我很幸運,有你這個爸爸

580
00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,200
“Hija mía, te quiero”

581
00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,328
過來吧

582
00:27:02,915 --> 00:27:05,041
你用西班牙語講窩心的說話嗎?

583
00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:07,126
因為我以為自己擺明聽不懂

584
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,961
我知道,我這選擇真奇怪

585
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,047
沒錯

586
00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:15,886
我不要遲到,五分鐘後出門口

587
00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:20,516
威爾,乖仔

588
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,141
媽媽,甚麼事?

589
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,977
你認為這身打扮適合過感恩節嗎?

590
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:25,978
有甚麼問題?

591
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,605
你穿著爛牛仔褲

592
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:29,941
調轉了鴨嘴帽,帽上寫住“渣男”

593
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,526
她說得對,即刻去換褲

594
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:32,735
把我頂帽放回原位

595
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,446
- 算數
- 豈有此理

596
00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:37,782
- 唏,兩位
- 嗨啊

597
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,617
- 嗨
- 有甚麼風

598
00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:41,244
把你們吹來?

599
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:46,207
麗絲,原來琪莉只能做兼職保姆

600
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,458
慘了

601
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,210
我知聽上去很黐線

602
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:53,715
但你會考慮每週幫我們湊兩日嗎?

603
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,555
- 他叫你們這樣做?
- 可惡

604
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,889
- 沒有
- 他有提過

605
00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,182
沒錯

606
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,517
但我們不會收他錢的

607
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:06,143
- 寶貝
- 除非你想那樣吧

608
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,106
- 老友,你害死我
- 天啊

609
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:14,360
我不明白你為何
看不起自己“只是一個媽媽”

610
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:18,991
沒錯,你是很出色的攝影師
世上唯一的磨石匠

611
00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:23,704
但你很鍾意湊細路

612
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,832
你一直在找的人生目標?

613
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,251
就是它

614
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:33,839
那是你的天賦

615
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:41,762
我答應你們

616
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,098
- 好嘢
- 太好了

617
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,017
多謝你

618
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,519
另一個保姆由我管

619
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,062
- 我們已講她知
- 好吧

620
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,439
老闆,最近好嗎?

621
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,193
心瑪,我就快有寶寶了

622
00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,527
恭喜

623
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:58,530
我都差點中招

624
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,325
天啊

625
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,995
- 我跟他傾過,真的,我把安全套...
- 你很明顯沒跟他傾

626
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,206
- 擺滿他整間房
- 你要放夠一盒...

627
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:12,419
好吧,我們直接去快餐店
抑或先去接你的羊群?

628
00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:14,588
算數

629
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,840
這樣過感恩節最正

630
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:21,220
食漢堡包、睇波

631
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,767
等等,這條路不是去快餐店

632
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,479
你怎會穿得這麼靚?我又被擄走?

633
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,233
別這樣,若錯過嘉比的派對
你一定會很失落

634
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:35,942
只是幾小時

635
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:39,613
而且我帶了你的藥
以備你想在晚餐前再食

636
00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:43,241
但你看,我穿得太求其了

637
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:44,535
你件西裝褸在車尾箱

638
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:49,247
救命啊,我被人擄走

639
00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,374
- 天啊,冷靜一點吧
- 找個人救我啊

640
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,459
天啊

641
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,503
史上最差的感恩節

642
00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:02,176
- 喂,哪有人會偷食青豆?
- 我會

643
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:05,137
- 天啊,那隻火雞看似很好味
- 過獎了

644
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,597
- 天啊
- 我把它綁起來刷乾淨

645
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,641
- 然後浸落橙漿
- 正啊

646
00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:09,934
夠了,太多術語

647
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:12,979
你想擘大眼望住我講,全部都是你煮?

648
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,189
不准出聲,否則我拿橙漿浸你蘿柚

649
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,357
我知道聽似是性暗示

650
00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:17,817
- 但明顯不是
- 明白

651
00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:19,902
好吧,阿力,你想斬雞嗎?因為我不識斬

652
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,113
遵命

653
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,489
力爺出場

654
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,116
- 兩位,小心,讓開
- 天啊

655
00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:26,577
- 來吧,動手了
- 好吧

656
00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,203
- 褸,除掉它
- 甚麼?

657
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:32,165
好吧,我不知在做甚麼,但我知不用大戰

658
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,460
這隻雞似乎想大戰

659
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:37,379
天啊

660
00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,762
- 真是好石
- 沒錯

661
00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:48,681
所以我們現在都是石頭盟約的人

662
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:49,766
有秘密握手方法嗎?

663
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,475
他真掃興

664
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,436
就給他秘密握手吧

665
00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:55,355
來吧,這樣然後撻手指

666
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,481
核鬼突

667
00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:58,733
好吧,冷靜點,麗絲

668
00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:00,526
- 嗨,茱莉
- 嗨,親愛的

669
00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:01,653
嗨,保羅

670
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:03,988
我是被迫來的

671
00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:07,033
別再那樣講,你還在穿運動褲

672
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,368
仍可以趁無人留意時搔春袋

673
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,495
我不理有無人留意

674
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,664
還有你啊,猶大

675
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,667
你早知她要擄走我都不單聲?

676
00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:19,921
老友,若你不出現,我就不會被邀請

677
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,632
別用那隻手拿芝士

678
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:23,966
好吧,各位

679
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,969
開餐前,我有個簡短宣佈

680
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,012
麗絲,講吧

681
00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:30,806
為何雅莉亞跟你一齊在廚房?

682
00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,267
你不是被取代,知道嗎?

683
00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:36,896
感恩節快樂,這節日貴乎相聚

684
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,272
- 縮手
- 知道

685
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:40,399
所以我想各位細路把手機

686
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,817
放進這個籃,知道嗎?

687
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,694
- 喂,你是馬修,對吧?
- 正是

688
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:45,613
- 你幾歲?
- 23歲

689
00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:47,365
- 是24歲
- 沒錯

690
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,574
天啊

691
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,117
聰明的那個在我手上

692
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,620
嘩,好吧,我要求你們把手機放入去

693
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:53,829
大鑊了

694
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,206
- 拜仁
- 甚麼事?

695
00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:57,333
我們傾過了,恐怕你也要交出手機

696
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,668
- 甚麼?
- 沒錯

697
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,461
不行,真是荒謬

698
00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,421
你們都這麼睇小我?

699
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:03,965
照做吧

700
00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:05,716
- 為何在睇家具網?
- 我想買

701
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,051
你那張可愛的軟墊櫈

702
00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:09,345
- 過獎,放手機入去
- 好吧,對不起

703
00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,389
好,是時候開餐,保羅,你想宣佈嗎?

704
00:32:11,390 --> 00:32:13,182
立即就做吧

705
00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,726
- 好極,就這樣
- 好吧,開餐

706
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,562
- 我們會拍檔上甜品
- 我知,但...

707
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,897
- 我們會食焗批,好吧
- 是,我保證

708
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:20,983
唏

709
00:32:22,818 --> 00:32:24,861
- 給你的,我沒舔過
- 多謝,不想要

710
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:26,529
- 好,謝謝
- 謝謝

711
00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:27,446
(火雞節快樂)

712
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:28,614
(你也是,期待,這是火雞?)

713
00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:29,532
(差不多吧)

714
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:31,117
- 喂,輪到你,快點
- 等等

715
00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:33,412
- 給你吧,愛你
- 多謝,愛你

716
00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:38,834
- 唏,可以遞給我嗎?
- 可以

717
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,377
勞煩了

718
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,588
他為何要我們今日開舖?

719
00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:47,384
有一個人幫襯,他們訂了50份火雞三文治

720
00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,094
就是,對吧?

721
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,849
你到底想我稍後幾點鐘過來?

722
00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:57,852
因為這甜品的烹煮時間很講究

723
00:32:57,853 --> 00:33:00,189
煮過龍一分鐘就會硬過磚頭

724
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:02,858
關於那一層...

725
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:06,027
頂

726
00:33:06,028 --> 00:33:08,989
我跟幾個朋友講你會去,然後...

727
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,786
你從沒向我提過,你曾飲醉酒害死人

728
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:22,044
所以現在你出席會有點尷尬

729
00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,380
不要緊

730
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,511
老友,對不起

731
00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:32,596
不必

732
00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:34,598
我明白

733
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,143
頂

734
00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:41,229
其實呢,路易斯,我...

735
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,106
你走吧,我會...

736
00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,608
我會收舖

737
00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,110
好吧

738
00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:56,745
唏

739
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:01,875
老友,感恩節快樂

740
00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,212
彼此彼此

741
00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:21,311
敬大廚一杯

742
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,064
敬阿桑

743
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,189
- 我早知道
- 對

744
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,109
不要

745
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:30,945
好吧,我們媽媽今天不能來

746
00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:34,240
但我想延續她最愛的傳統

747
00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:37,828
我們輪流講出自己為何事感恩

748
00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,620
誰想講先?

749
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:45,084
首先我想講,我很感恩
可以歡迎賀希來到我們家

750
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,920
但媽媽,你要冷靜

751
00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:49,088
但看看他幾靚仔

752
00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:50,424
兄弟,我魅力沒法擋

753
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:52,926
但最重要的是

754
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,847
我想講我很感恩,我們又再一家團聚

755
00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,683
我非常高興

756
00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:03,937
我也愛你,爸爸

757
00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,981
我感恩有這個家

758
00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:08,525
我也是

759
00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,444
包括在座各位

760
00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:13,197
感恩有我老公

761
00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,574
有我老婆

762
00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:17,491
當我們透明?

763
00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:18,535
- 認真?
- 搞錯啊?

764
00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:20,913
- 有無搞錯?
- 算數

765
00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:23,206
- 還有幾個兒子
- 對

766
00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:27,252
老實講,我感恩能夠加入這聚會

767
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,629
她搶了我句對白

768
00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:32,549
但老實講,我很感恩能參與這聚會

769
00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:34,885
我感恩有這個家姐

770
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,764
有我的靚仔同屋住

771
00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:44,478
我們兩個在明年感恩節就是爸爸了

772
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,481
我感恩...

773
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,442
保羅終於食完那隻火雞髀

774
00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:55,739
我感恩身在這裏,而不是爛鬼賭場

775
00:36:00,369 --> 00:36:01,370
好吧

776
00:36:02,955 --> 00:36:03,829
應該輪到我了

777
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,207
輪到你做甚麼?

778
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,669
嗨,抱歉,我遲到

779
00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:13,047
不要緊,我在想要為何事感恩

780
00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:14,132
你一定會想到的

781
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,301
你講過人人都要帶些東西

782
00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:18,678
我帶了你媽

783
00:36:18,679 --> 00:36:20,513
- 天啊,喂,她不是我媽
- 天啊

784
00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:22,682
- 沒錯
- 你隨街拐帶婦女?

785
00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,768
我沒有隨街拐帶婦女,她是我阿姨

786
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,519
- 嚇死人
- 沒錯,頂

787
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,604
那個才是你媽

788
00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:29,523
我帶了焗批來

789
00:36:33,652 --> 00:36:34,652
真是窩心

790
00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:35,820
甚麼批?

791
00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:37,071
蘋果批

792
00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:38,991
- 哪種蘋果?
- 老公啊

793
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,641
各位乘客請注意

794
00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:08,228
下班往聯合車站的火車正駛入本站

795
00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:12,648
請站在黃線後面,直至火車完全停止

796
00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:13,775
多謝合作

797
00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:16,527
(唏,我在火車站,你在附近嗎?)

798
00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:19,239
(我現在很需要朋友)

799
00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:28,414
- 唏,等等,你一定要試個
- 天啊

800
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:30,375
超好味

801
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,794
- 果然識做
- 過獎

802
00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:35,047
我還未講

803
00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,800
我還未講

804
00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:40,969
喂,我還未講

805
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,974
在座大多數人都知道我是被迫來的

806
00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:50,061
我不鍾意做眾人焦點

807
00:37:50,062 --> 00:37:51,938
- 講大話
- 我不信

808
00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:53,649
是當我控制不到場面的時候

809
00:37:54,816 --> 00:37:58,487
例如我控制不到今日身在這裏

810
00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:01,615
這我也控制不到

811
00:38:02,491 --> 00:38:04,868
我沒有食藥,因為我...

812
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:09,081
我想在真正有需要時才食

813
00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,125
不是為了在你們面前掩飾

814
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,088
有時很難不為自己而難過

815
00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:20,300
你們都知道吧,我真陰功...

816
00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,388
身體老弱

817
00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:32,271
但我環望四周

818
00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:39,027
我跟自己講...

819
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:43,907
”真幸運

820
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:47,411
我真幸運”

821
00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:55,836
我不知還有多久可以...

822
00:38:58,046 --> 00:39:02,968
跟你們共事、消遣、歡笑

823
00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:09,765
前路會越來越崎嶇

824
00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:11,810
但我自知能夠撐下去

825
00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:16,815
多得這間屋裏面的所有人

826
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:24,698
那就是我感恩的事

827
00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:27,659
因為我們可以熬過任何事

828
00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:33,624
只要有能夠依靠的人

829
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:38,504
我依靠你們了...

830
00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:58,899
好吧

831
00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:04,780
轉身

832
00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:07,824
愛你

833
00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:28,637
保羅,這幾個是我的兒子

834
00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:45,529
對了...

835
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:52,159
多謝

836
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,495
別客氣

837
00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,357
唏,老友

838
00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:32,117
原來我女兒比想像中更沉迷手機

839
00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:34,703
它們在籃內,一言難盡

840
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:38,707
你怎會來了?

841
00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:44,421
應該是為她而來吧,為了愛麗斯

842
00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:51,303
可能也是為提雅而來

843
00:42:02,564 --> 00:42:04,233
主要是為自己而來

844
00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:35,681
這幾年很難熬吧?

845
00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:45,649
沒錯

846
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,240
她呢?她有甚麼故事?

847
00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:00,121
她很明顯是教師

848
00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:03,624
剛發現遺漏了很重要的東西

849
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:06,461
大測驗日,沒有HB鉛筆

850
00:43:07,045 --> 00:43:09,548
- 簡直是噩夢
- 不是第一次

851
00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,675
這個人呢?是懷才不遇的搖滾明星

852
00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:15,596
不,我識那個人,他是殺手

853
00:43:36,033 --> 00:43:38,409
(如你或身邊有人需要協助)

854
00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:40,829
(請瀏覽以上網址)

855
00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:28,001
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