1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,262 Yeah. 2 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:17,266 The tattoo's supposed to be bigger, but they... they ran out of ink. 3 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,060 That is a really beautiful tribute. 4 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,144 Thanks. 5 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,981 Thought it was a pretty cool way to let people know my wife died. 6 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,567 Well, I'm glad that's out of the way. 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,903 You always a chardonnay girl? 8 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,030 Yeah. I always go chard on the first date 9 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,115 because I want the guy to know 10 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,244 that I... I like to party, but I'm also an adult. 11 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,412 That's why, if they have dynamite shrimp on the menu, 12 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,165 I always go with that, because shrimp I think is very classy. 13 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,167 - Yeah. - But dynamite... 14 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,502 It's like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa." 15 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,586 - "This guy's dangerous." - Yeah. 16 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,713 Anything can happen. 17 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,965 - Anything could happen. - Yeah. 18 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,259 Can I look at this again? 19 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,135 You know what? We can put this away. 20 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,971 You know, I don't even know how you're here right now. 21 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,514 I've known about it longer than you have. 22 00:00:56,515 --> 00:01:01,895 Yeah, but doesn't this kinda feel like you're cheating on her? 23 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,815 Well, now it does... a little. 24 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,650 You know, my daughter and I have been through a lot, 25 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,277 but we're doing so much better now. 26 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,405 - You have a daughter? - I do, yeah. 27 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,656 A little girl lost her mom? 28 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,450 She's 18, but yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,786 She got... She got sad. 30 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,037 I'm sorry. 31 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,873 Why don't we change the subject to something easy? 32 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,000 Where are you from? 33 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,252 - It's okay, you got this. - I'm from... 34 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,712 Just name a city. 35 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,172 I'm from Chicago. 36 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:30,174 Da Bears. 37 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,508 Da Bulls. 38 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,678 I just can't get over what happened to your wife. 39 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:36,804 Yeah. 40 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:37,890 Oh, no. 41 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,516 I'm just thinking you're a really good guy, 42 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:44,061 and God gives his hardest battles to his strongest warriors. 43 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,271 Have you ever heard that? 44 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,773 I'm so sorry. 45 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:48,983 How was your date? 46 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,943 She cried so hard she threw up. 47 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,988 Look, you're making strides just by putting yourself out there. 48 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,449 I'm proud of you. 49 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,285 That means a lot. 50 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:05,875 Stop staring at me like you were the last dog in the shelter. 51 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,460 - You guys ready? - Yeah, I'm ready, 52 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,295 but I think Fido here might need a minute. 53 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,591 Why are you so afraid of meaningful eye contact? 54 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,260 I'm obsessed. 55 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,180 I think I'm gonna mess with dad and say I want one now. 56 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:22,350 Get knocked up by one of our sons, I'll give you 50 grand. 57 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,810 You just offered to pay a teenager for sex. 58 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:25,938 Yeah, and? 59 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,272 So why are you guys doing three days alone? 60 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,025 We want time to bond as a family. 61 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:31,943 Whatever. 62 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:35,196 Yeah, plus Liz is here so much, we don't want Sutton to think she's the mom, 63 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:38,741 Charlie's the dad, and I'm the sexy rent boy keeping things fun. 64 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,034 No one thinks that. 65 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,036 You're 40. 66 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,830 All right. Let's see if you're ready to fly solo. 67 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,083 - Yeah, let's do it. - How do you know when her diaper's wet? 68 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:50,002 - Oh, come on. The line turns blue. - Easy. Listen for the squish. 69 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,505 If you're going to brunch, what is she gonna wear? 70 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,257 We are not going to brunch. 71 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,675 She has not been vaccinated yet. 72 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,261 But once she does, it's gonna be a drag brunch, 73 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,471 and she's going as Lady Goo Goo Gaga. 74 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,889 Slay. 75 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:02,974 Okay. 76 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:08,230 I slept with Matthew's old, favorite bunny so I can leave my scent for her. 77 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,398 Wait, no, no. 78 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,942 No stuffed animals in the crib. She could suffocate. 79 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,777 That was your final test. 80 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,904 - You passed. - Oh, yeah. 81 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,407 Pulled that one out of my sexy, 21-year-old ass. 82 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,784 All right. Listen up, Sutton. 83 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,036 Don't forget me. 84 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,037 I'm being for real. 85 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,081 People stop me on the street and they ask me 86 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,916 - about my moisture barrier. - Oh, I believe it. 87 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,209 You know what I tell them? 88 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,211 Nothing. My glow, my business. 89 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,005 Now, stop trying to distract me, okay? 90 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,299 This is the third time I've asked you about yourself 91 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,926 and you've changed the subject. Which is a record, congrats. 92 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,094 Thank you. 93 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,929 Taking control of the last two minutes, 94 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,931 why do Mark and Donna say you have a dark cloud around you? 95 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,725 I don't know. 96 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,852 I barely see Donna at work. 97 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,354 I mean, we don't even hang out on the weekends anymore 98 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,273 'cause she's so busy with her kids. 99 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,608 You must miss her. 100 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:54,901 She's a work friend. 101 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,320 Besides, she's like ten years older than me. 102 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,405 I got a best friend who I think is at least maybe 90. 103 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,740 It's not a big deal. 104 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,450 I have plenty of other people in my life. 105 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,036 Look, I got my 10,000 hours doing this. 106 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,370 You're hiding some real pain. 107 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:10,791 I know it's your job to poke around in here or whatever, but I'm good. 108 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,627 Okay, well, then what do you do for fun? 109 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,961 Bunch of things. 110 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,797 There's a cider bar, actually, around the corner in Old Town that has bar trivia. 111 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:21,345 The guys there are, like, dork-cute at best, but... 112 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,138 - Why does that make you sad? - It doesn't. 113 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,556 I'm sad because our time is up, 114 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,267 and you finally gave me something I can write in my notebook here. 115 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,561 Look, "bar trivia." 116 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:31,979 I think I got some extra time 117 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,982 - if you wanna talk a little more. - Later, gator. 118 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,198 Oh, balls. 119 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,951 Hey, Gab. What's up? 120 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,411 Dr. Patel was supposed to do a Q&A at my psych class tomorrow, 121 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,914 but she just bailed at the last minute. Can you just fucking do it? 122 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:53,000 Yes, but that's the angriest anyone's ever asked me for a favor. 123 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,336 Sorry, dude. Maya keeps brick-walling me. 124 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,796 You wanna take that shit outside? 125 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:57,840 Hey, I gotta go. 126 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,175 Not to brag, but I'm at the doctor's office with Paul. 127 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,302 Hum diddly dee, he finally fucking asked you. 128 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,305 I've done it, like, a million times. Enjoy. 129 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,391 Okay, bye. 130 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,352 Why'd you wait so long to ask me to be your appointment buddy? 131 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,272 'Cause you call it "appointment buddy." 132 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,022 That's fair. 133 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,358 Looks like you responded well to antibiotics. 134 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,442 The UTI cleared up. 135 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,111 Yes! I knew it. 136 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,362 So, Paul, 137 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:26,617 sometimes I have patients struggling with the emotional toll of Parkinson's. 138 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,287 Could I ever refer them to you? 139 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,416 I think it'd be helpful to talk to someone who's also going through it. 140 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:36,043 Of course. Wait a minute. Does... 141 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,046 Does this mean I'm good to go back to work? 142 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,674 I see no reason why you can't. 143 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,637 You wanna do it with me? 144 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,016 I actually do. 145 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,935 - Yeah! - Yeah! 146 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,051 Oh, and don't forget your meds. 147 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,680 {\an8}What is the sigh for? 148 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:37,313 {\an8}It's just that these last couple weeks, our morning walks, breakfast in bed... 149 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,981 {\an8}Usually, I don't like it when you drink, 150 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,399 {\an8}- and I'm not supposed to... - Yeah. 151 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,736 {\an8}...but you did give a whole new meaning to 152 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,280 bottomless mimosa. 153 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,116 It's been pretty nice. 154 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:53,372 {\an8}You want slow mornings together every day for the rest of our lives? 155 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,332 Sign me up. 156 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,628 {\an8}But I've got four more old guys 157 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,422 {\an8}with Parkinson's where I'm going. 158 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,341 So, this... 159 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,467 That's your kink? 160 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,011 {\an8}Oh, yeah, baby. 161 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,350 {\an8}It looks so much better when you do it. 162 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,894 Anyway, I asked for what I wanted, like you said. 163 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:20,147 {\an8}And I was so scared, but I got the promotion. 164 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,233 {\an8}Wally, that is amazing. 165 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:23,776 {\an8}- Thanks. - I'm so proud of you. 166 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,695 {\an8}What a great place to end today. 167 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:26,779 {\an8}But, hey, 168 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,658 {\an8}today I want you to leave without one of your classic "doorknob disclosures." 169 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:33,536 {\an8}I want you to walk out without vomiting out any new information, 170 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,956 {\an8}no problems until next session. 171 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,379 {\an8}This is a normal pace. 172 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:47,925 {\an8}Hey! 173 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,052 Okay, but I am worried about what I'm gonna wear my first day, 174 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,929 and I'm also worried that now I'm in a position of power, 175 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,431 I might grab someone's butt. Okay, what? 176 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,808 I waited until after I stepped outside the door to speak. 177 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,644 Also, mostly though, I'm worried about this public speaking thing I have to do. 178 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,770 I have to give a presentation, 179 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,440 and I know they say to picture people in their underwear, but I'm worried that 180 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,108 then I'm gonna get horny. And when I get horny... 181 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,152 - Wally, hey, hey. - ...I get very sweaty, and it's-- 182 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,945 Talk about it next week. 183 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,238 Yep. Yeah, yeah. 184 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,782 I'm gonna text you later. 185 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,537 Hands off, you Hamburglar-ass bitch. 186 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,705 These are to welcome Paul back. 187 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,415 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 188 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,541 I've been thinking about Maya. 189 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,376 What if you shake things up a little bit? 190 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,128 I don't know, meet her outside the office. 191 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,339 Yeah, not my style. I'm more of a boundaries girlie. 192 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,007 I'm not saying break the rules, Gab. 193 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,300 I'm just saying bend them a little. 194 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:32,053 I'm talking five miles over the speed limit. 195 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:34,263 I'm talking have a doughnut before Paul arrives, 196 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,057 and then shuffle them around so he doesn't notice. 197 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,352 No to that. Even bigger no on Maya. 198 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,064 The GOAT is back. 199 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,566 - Thank God. - There he is. 200 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,902 Hey, we got you doughnuts. 201 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,570 Welcome back. 202 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,822 - Thank you. - That's so nice. Okay. All right then. 203 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,783 Have a great day. Jimmy's about to guest lecture 204 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:56,160 at my class today, so we're headed out. 205 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,662 - See ya, bud. - Yeah. Wait a second. 206 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,080 - You're both leaving? - Yeah. 207 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:00,540 You okay? 208 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:04,753 It's just that, you know, first day back at work. 209 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,671 I'm a little rusty. 210 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,090 - Oh, shit. - I don't have to leave, you know. 211 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,509 I could probably speak to Gaby's class next week, or... 212 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:15,680 Gotcha! Peace out, suckers. I'm fine. 213 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,975 "I could talk to Gaby's class next week." 214 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,227 Why's she still red and screamy? 215 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,146 - What's wrong, baby girl? - What do you want? 216 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,523 Would you like $100? 217 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:26,774 Yes. Ask for more. 218 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,484 - I'll give you $1,000. - Yeah. 219 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,944 This is funny. 220 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,028 I mean, it's sick. 221 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,322 I'm worried about you, but it's funny. 222 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,658 Watch this. 223 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,410 Bicycle her. 224 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,203 - What is happening? - Tia? 225 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,371 What the actual fuck? 226 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,915 She's gassy. Bicycle her legs. 227 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,001 - We do it like she's riding a bike. - Like riding a bike. 228 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,127 That's it. That's it. Oh, yes. 229 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,628 We're cycling. You're cyc-- 230 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,881 Oh, my... Good job farting. 231 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:51,008 Oh, wait. 232 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,801 Thank you so much. 233 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,845 Damn it, Liz. You said this was Matthew's bunny. 234 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,805 Calm down. You love being on camera. 235 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,557 I do. Send me the footage. 236 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:00,642 Bye, Liz. 237 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,102 Well, that was fun while it lasted. 238 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,563 Hey! We have visitors. 239 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,481 - Be cool. - We are being cool. 240 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,610 Marisol, this is Derek, Liz and Alice. 241 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,987 What a nice surprise. 242 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,989 Stop it, man. You texted me like 50 times, 243 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,616 "I know she's over there. I wanna meet her." 244 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,034 What? No. 245 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:22,830 Derek is overexcited that Sean is finally bringing a girl home. 246 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,165 Full disclosure, 247 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:28,419 he is gonna be checking your comings and goings from our deck. 248 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,004 - He's what? - Don't worry. 249 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,255 He can't see anything 250 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,798 that goes on in the pool house. 251 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,593 Sean says that you make an amazing cup of coffee, 252 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:38,554 and he keeps talking about some toilet from God. 253 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,182 - But I feel like he's overselling that. - You can't oversell it. 254 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:44,685 You and your butt will not be disappointed. 255 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,730 - Babe, don't talk about her butt. - I'm not describing it. 256 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,775 I'm just saying it will be happy. 257 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,111 It's Will. 258 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,322 - Hey, bud. What's up? - This is fucking ridiculous. 259 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,740 I'm not doing this anymore, okay? 260 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,909 Okay, slow down. Slow... All right. 261 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,827 Matthew crashing here isn't working. 262 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,205 The place is a mess. Peyton won't even sleep here anymore. 263 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,748 - There's a Peyton? - Who's Peyton? 264 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,874 Nice try. 265 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,211 Well, have her come over for coffee and toilet. 266 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,379 And just like that, you're old news. 267 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,049 I don't know how to do this gracefully, but I have to check out the can. 268 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,175 Through there, to your left. 269 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,970 We will figure it out. Okay, bud? 270 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,429 - Love you. - Love you. 271 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,597 Okay, love you too. 272 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,559 What are we gonna do with this kid? 273 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:28,145 - Holy shit! It warms your butt? - Yep! 274 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,898 Now she's gonna wanna sleep over all the time. 275 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,401 I'm pretty sure I took care of that last night. 276 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,444 Are you proud of talking like that? 277 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,865 - Well not anymore. - Seriously? 278 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:41,243 He's the one who's proud of it. I'm just standing here. 279 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,454 Hi, Keisha, Gaby's favorite. 280 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,957 And I'm wondering if you'd write me a letter of recommendation. 281 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,208 You've asked every guest speaker. 282 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,044 You have 23 letters of recommendation. 283 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,714 - I like you, Keisha. - Twenty-four. 284 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,215 - Don't you have that same sweater? - Oh, yeah. 285 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,344 I was at her house and I got chilly, so I stole it. 286 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,388 I'm pretty sure she's Single Black Female-ing me, 287 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,056 and honestly, I'm here for it. 288 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,141 Right. 289 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,434 No, I was just surprised 290 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,562 that a "boundaries girlie" let Keisha in her house. 291 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,397 You're a bad boundaries girlie. 292 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,899 I heard it. I know, that sounded sexual. 293 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,483 - I'm sorry. - Keisha is a student, 294 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,735 not a patient like Maya. 295 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,278 Why are you on my jock about her? 296 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,739 Gaby, you and I have always been a tad bit competitive. 297 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,532 But I think maybe that's why you're so resistant. 298 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,409 You're afraid that "Jimmying" might actually work. 299 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,371 'Cause, you know, "Gabying" ain't cutting it. 300 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,540 Okay, that's it. 301 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,042 Now this is happening. 302 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,377 Class, change of plans. 303 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:37,256 Originally, I was going to have my colleague, Dr. Laird, 304 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,843 talk to you about cognitive restructuring in a clinical setting. 305 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:45,765 But instead, I'm gonna have him try to defend a "newish" technique 306 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,894 that he egomaniacally named after himself. 307 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,938 "Dr." Laird. 308 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,273 Here we go. 309 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,067 Jimmying. 310 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,570 Like gravity, iPods, JELL-O. 311 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,574 These were all radical ideas until someone... 312 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:06,370 was brave enough to dream. 313 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,872 Yes, young dreamer? 314 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,084 - Isn't "jimmying" a word already? - That's why I love it. 315 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,711 I am Jimmying the mind. 316 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,673 Why would you write that down? He just said nonsense. 317 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,009 Great work today. 318 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:27,850 But never say "I'm all about the money" ever again. 319 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,226 It makes me hate you a little. 320 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,187 - Great to have you back. - Thank you. 321 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,357 No. 322 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,693 Yes. 323 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,990 A kid like Matthew is going to have a hard time adjusting 324 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,994 when you stop coddling him and challenge him to be independent. 325 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:52,123 But the main thing is, I'm not your therapist. 326 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:55,126 All right. Fine. Your loss. 327 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,378 But you're gonna help me. You know why? 328 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,255 Because you're gonna shoot me if I don't? 329 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,257 No. 330 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,886 Because I'm giving you this. 331 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,805 - What are we doing here? - You know what that is. 332 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:12,895 You're one of the only people who hates being vulnerable more than I do. 333 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,146 But tough shit. 334 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,442 I think you're so smart and inspiring, Paul. 335 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:24,156 And I guess I just wanted to say I'm really grateful, 336 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,200 and I love you. 337 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,410 And you don't have to say it back, 338 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,580 though I'll forever judge you if you don't. 339 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,498 I'll live. 340 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,670 I love how shiny it is. 341 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,256 I know. It's a good one. 342 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,637 I love you. 343 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,096 I'm gonna tell everyone that you said that. 344 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,973 No one's gonna fucking believe you. 345 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,060 Just tell me what to do with my kid. 346 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:57,523 We had hoped that by kicking you out, you'd find your own way. 347 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,775 - But you haven't. - No, you have not. 348 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:01,902 So helpful. 349 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:07,365 But luckily, I have a new rock friend who said we could help you. 350 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,535 - But we just can't do it for you. - Yeah. 351 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:12,454 These walls had mold, but it's gone now. 352 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,997 You can stay here rent free. 353 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,251 We'll make sure you don't starve, as long as you work. 354 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,336 And I mean the whole shebang. 355 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,381 Tiling, painting, putting up new drywall. 356 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,715 I don't know how to do that. 357 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,969 Well, that's what Professor YouTube is for. 358 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:29,470 No, no, no. 359 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,347 Don't eat our broke son's candy. 360 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,350 You know being a hard-ass lowers my blood sugar. 361 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,352 You're fine. 362 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,188 All right. I'm gonna go pick up the blazer I had altered. 363 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,232 You will have no idea what I eat along the way. 364 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,859 - I will. - Mom, this sucks. 365 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,902 It'll end when you get a job. 366 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,612 Now let me show you your bedroom. 367 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,407 You shouldn't have any problems waking up early, 368 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,450 'cause I removed all the curtains from the windows. 369 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,785 I like curtains. 370 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:53,953 Yeah, tough shit. 371 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,788 So, what made you take the leap 372 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,334 from traditional CBT to recklessly intervening in your clients' lives? 373 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:01,545 At first, 374 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,631 it was for me. I was going through something. 375 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,802 But now, when a patient first comes to me, 376 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,388 they're often so hopeless. 377 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,348 And if I break a traditional boundary, 378 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:17,518 they get to see how far I'm willing to go to help them. 379 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:22,274 And honestly, I can sometimes see their hope creeping back. 380 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,443 - Suck it. - You suck it. 381 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,862 I'm sorry, but you're giving life coach. 382 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,740 Yes, Keisha. Snaps for Keisha. 383 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,617 What is that? What is this? What is this? 384 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,411 Snaps. They do it like, "Yes, queen." That's what it means. 385 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,663 If you're not adhering to the code of ethics, 386 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,832 what stops you from going too far over the line? 387 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,626 I trust my moral compass. 388 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:43,461 Tell them about that time you had your patient strip down 389 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,171 to his tighty-whities and swim with your friends. 390 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,381 That was not phrased fairly, and you know it. 391 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:50,176 Wait, didn't one of your clients push her husband off a mountain? 392 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,511 It was a hill. 393 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,180 It was a tall, very steep, hill. 394 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,515 That was not a great outcome. 395 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,850 However, I have done a lot of soul-searching since then, 396 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,854 and I have come to realize, frankly, that guy was a real dick. 397 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,147 - Oh, my God. - Ruh-roh. 398 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:08,027 That's messed up. Honestly, I feel bad for your clients. 399 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:11,448 - Can I respond to that? - No, you may not, random student. 400 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,491 I am one of Jimmy's patients. 401 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,787 - I dreamed of it going like this. - Okay? I have OCD. 402 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,497 And before I met Jimmy, 403 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:22,500 I held my breath to prevent bad things from happening. 404 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,252 I had inside clothes and outside clothes. 405 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,798 But now, I have a part-time relationship with a dog. 406 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:32,260 And I never hold my breath anymore. I haven't passed out in six months. 407 00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:34,303 Don't get me wrong, I still have stuff to work on. 408 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,639 Like my fear of public speaking. 409 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,599 Jimmy brought me here to practice, and I was like, you're banana pants... 410 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,476 But oh, my God, this is public and I'm speaking. 411 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,646 - I'm public speaking. - Damn right you are. 412 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,480 You guys. 413 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:48,484 This to me is worth the risk. 414 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,778 What other therapist would come to my home, 415 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,989 sit on my bed, and tell me I'm amazing? 416 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,824 - What? - It was not a bed. 417 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,784 No, no. It's a couch that turns into a bed. 418 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,202 But it was in couch mode. 419 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,872 Okay, so, there you have it. 420 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,749 If I could, I would erase all of your memories 421 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,419 with one of those Men in Black flashy things. 422 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,505 Let's just pretend this never happened. 423 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,176 Class dismissed. 424 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:16,512 It's kind of fun in here... and methy. 425 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,848 Anyway, Connor sent us to get his sweatshirt back. 426 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,391 Tell Connor 427 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,061 I don't have his stupid 2012 LA Kings Stanley Cup Champions hoodie. 428 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,647 You're literally wearing a sweatshirt with those exact words on it. 429 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,649 Shit. 430 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,569 You guys want some weed gummies? 431 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,196 They'll fuck you all the way up. 432 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,533 Okay, I would love to get fully fucked up. I will take six. 433 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,370 Where are they? I had a whole giant bag here. 434 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,792 Oh, shit. 435 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,650 Buddy, there's no easy way to say this. 436 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,652 They got your dick. 437 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,655 Everything okay, sir? 438 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,076 Yes, but you may have to call an ambulance. 439 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:20,786 I've been poisoned. 440 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,539 I'm just a little bit dying. 441 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,086 Just a little bit dying. 442 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,256 And, Liz, last message. 443 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:36,218 Listen, I'm sorry I never found the scissors. 444 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,220 I didn't find... I didn't find the scis... 445 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,848 Anyway, oh, and I'm dying. 446 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:45,101 But I don't want you to have to wait too long to find love again. 447 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:48,020 But maybe like eight years. 448 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,690 Okay, bye forever. 449 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,984 This is your husband, Derek. 450 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,243 - Derek? - Well played, fucker. 451 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,537 You outlived me. 452 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,747 But you're still never gonna get her. 453 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,498 Are you okay? 454 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:11,961 Yeah, I'm fine. Two Cincinnati, bitch. 455 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:15,423 Well, of course I'll make sure they don't get Sutton. 456 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:19,343 But who do you think wants to kill both you and my baby? 457 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,971 They want to kill cute people? 458 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,098 Well, they came for me. 459 00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:25,142 It's more than likely. 460 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,227 I'm under fire right now. I'm under fire. 461 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,353 Brian, do something. 462 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,690 - Don't touch it! Don't touch it! - Okay, buddy. 463 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,524 - Sit down. - Hold on a second. 464 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,109 Just give me one second. 465 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,904 I think I scared him. He sat down. 466 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,906 Liz, I know you're listening. 467 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,284 Go get your phone. They're taking Derek to the hospital. 468 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,662 Oh, shit. 469 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:51,042 So, Marisol. Is this a situationship, 470 00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,420 or are you guys planning a soft launch? 471 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,964 See, I listen to you when you talk. 472 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,592 We're having fun. Marisol is great. 473 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,677 She was actually killing it in Miami, 474 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:04,805 but her dad got sick, so she came home to be with him. 475 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,098 I respect that. 476 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,268 What could be more important than being with your family? 477 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,896 No argument here. 478 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,689 Hey, we're getting to the end of the session. 479 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,485 You gonna sit there and gush, or do you have an issue? 480 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,321 She hasn't changed at all. 481 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,825 Kinda crazy, fun, up for anything. 482 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,328 I used to be like that. 483 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,081 But what happens when she realizes I'm not that guy anymore? 484 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:35,336 So, you have a future imaginary problem that you just made up? 485 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,548 Sorry, can't make me give a shit. 486 00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:42,719 Why don't we just focus on how cool it is that you're in such a good place 487 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,471 that we're talking about girl problems? 488 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,349 Yeah, that is kinda great, right? 489 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,269 Come on, it wasn't that bad. 490 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,229 And you know I hate it when you do sad boy. 491 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,940 I was doing you a favor, Gab. You set me up. 492 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,733 It was... It was mean. 493 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,653 Okay, well, you made friends with Louis without asking me how I felt about it. 494 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,238 Now? You're bringing this up now? 495 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,823 Yes, I feel like I need it now. 496 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:06,576 If you want a pizza, order a pizza. 497 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,411 And, yes, I will. 498 00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,122 I'll call the FBI for you. 499 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,082 I gotta go. 500 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,375 Standby for a call from Derek. 501 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,419 He's high as fuck. 502 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,670 Gab, I know. 503 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,797 I can be relentless. I'm sorry. 504 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,382 But I really was trying to help you. 505 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,758 Goddamn it! 506 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,678 I don't mean anything by it. I just don't take advice about my patients. 507 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,472 The last text I have from you, it says, 508 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,391 "I wonder if you'd give me some advice about my patient." 509 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,435 Damn it, Paul. I was almost out of this. 510 00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,770 - Why are you lying to me? - I'm not lying. 511 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,981 - What's your problem with me? - Why are you being such a sad boy? 512 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,443 - Guys. - Hey, Paul. Dr. Sykes sent me. 513 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,069 I'm sorry for interrupting what I assume to be 514 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,865 a group therapy session for people who are angry at being tall. 515 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,574 These are the doctors. 516 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,285 Well, that inspires confidence. 517 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,829 - Nice meeting you. - You too. 518 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,749 I understand that you lost faith in me. 519 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,210 I would too. 520 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,795 But I'm trying to move forward. 521 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,715 I really wish that you would find a way to trust me again. 522 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,134 Admit it. You haven't trusted me since Tia died. 523 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,720 It wasn't since Tia died. 524 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:10,681 It was three months later when my patient missed their session, 525 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,934 and I found you two in the parking lot getting high. 526 00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:14,520 - Do you remember that? - Of course I do. 527 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,104 No, I do not. 528 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:20,483 Sorry if it's taking me too long to get on the "Jimmy's back" train. 529 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,068 Tia was like my sister. 530 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:25,489 Dude, you had sex workers at her house. 531 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,532 You slept with her hot best friend. 532 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,534 That was you. 533 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,660 Gaby, it can't be an example if it's you. 534 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:31,870 It's a fine example. 535 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:34,915 I get it. 536 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,459 I mean, I really do. I get it. 537 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,506 Whatever you're doing with Maya isn't working. 538 00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,966 Something has to change. 539 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:47,386 Don't miss out on helping her because of how fucked up I was. 540 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,268 So I was a hallucination, 541 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,728 but I was just eating cake and not doing anything cool? 542 00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:58,772 It was pretty good cake. 543 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,607 So, what's going on? 544 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,109 I'm a pretty optimistic guy. 545 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:05,445 But about once a year, I hit a wall. 546 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:10,741 And that shit is hard. 547 00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,203 And it's... And it's unfair. 548 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,747 And it's boring. 549 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,750 Like, how many vocal exercises can one guy do in a year? 550 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:28,718 Yeah. I fucking hate 'em too. 551 00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:30,136 But at some point, 552 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,389 I go looking for someone to help me keep fighting. 553 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,265 And this year it's you. 554 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,267 Lucky me. 555 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,562 - But I'm not gonna do it. - Okay, that's cool. 556 00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:40,813 Any of those windows open? 557 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:44,859 Your fate is up to you, but I can help you figure it out 558 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:48,697 with something I call "The Field." 559 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:50,365 Close your eyes. 560 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,826 Envision it 561 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:59,416 as a mysterious cloud of intelligence and energy. 562 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,292 Sounds kinda dumb. 563 00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:02,336 It's not dumb. 564 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:05,338 - A little bit dumb. - All right, it's a little dumb. 565 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,590 Close your eyes. 566 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:11,219 I want you to walk into that warm energy. 567 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,971 Let it wash over you. 568 00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:17,226 And say, "I want the answer I know you have." 569 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:20,479 Then be still and listen. 570 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,231 I'm doing it. Are you doing it? 571 00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:24,816 Okay, I will. 572 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,238 Of course I came. 573 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,282 I want as much time as I can get with you. 574 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,662 You want slow mornings together every day for the rest of our lives? 575 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,705 Sign me up. 576 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:42,500 But maybe it's better to focus on how grateful you must feel 577 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,336 to have gotten to do this for as long as you have. 578 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:48,715 What could be more important than being with your family? 579 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:52,719 Okay, I'm done. 580 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,016 All I saw was last Sunday. 581 00:25:58,809 --> 00:26:00,852 I was feeling shitty, and I couldn't get up. 582 00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:06,275 And my wife and my daughter and I 583 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,194 just ate Cherry Garcia in bed. 584 00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:12,573 She spoon-fed it to me. 585 00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:19,413 Yeah. There's worse things in life than being fed ice-cream by a pretty girl. 586 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:26,712 Then maybe when I go home, I'll stop and get a couple pints. 587 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:29,882 Good answer. 588 00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:31,383 Thanks. 589 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,012 I'll see you next year. 590 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,222 We'll see. 591 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,768 Good answer. 592 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,314 Heaven smells like ass. 593 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:48,774 Again. You're not dead. 594 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,151 We're in a hospital. 595 00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:51,903 Everyone tell him he's not dead. 596 00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:53,530 - You are not dead, Dad. - You're alive. 597 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:57,825 - Stop it. - Sorry. 598 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,243 Wow. Full house. 599 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,078 - It's a good show. - Yeah. 600 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,456 Remember Uncle Jesse? He looked like Elvis. 601 00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:05,334 - Yeah. - Yeah, I do. Yeah, we all do. 602 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,336 Give it to us straight, Doc. 603 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:11,381 - Will he ever not be high again? - He'll be fine. 604 00:27:11,924 --> 00:27:14,550 His blood work did show a slight heart aberration. 605 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:15,843 Do something. 606 00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:17,512 That still works. 607 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:21,891 But that could be because of the 650 milligrams of THC he ingested. 608 00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,142 Yeah. 609 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,435 You ate the whole bag? 610 00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:25,520 Well done, dude. 611 00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:28,065 We're gonna have him come back to cardiology to follow up. 612 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,901 But in the meantime, you can take him home as soon as he can walk again. 613 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:34,028 - Thank you. - Yeah. 614 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,572 Did they ever catch the guy who took that man's dick? 615 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,866 - Whose dick? - You're alive. 616 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,034 Everyone loves you. 617 00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,370 Gaby called. Connor called. 618 00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:43,496 Even Paul called. 619 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,666 Oh, shit. I gotta call Matthew. 620 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:48,752 - Forget about it. - What? 621 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:51,380 He knows. 622 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,757 I told him. Sorry. 623 00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:57,134 Great. Thanks. 624 00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,971 - Thanks for letting him know. - Yeah. 625 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:10,731 Hey, Maya. What? 626 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,110 - Gaby? - Yup, this is so random. 627 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,695 It's actually not random at all. 628 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:17,572 You said you were gonna be at a cider bar in Old Town, 629 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:19,991 and then I looked it up and saw that there was only one, 630 00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:22,160 which now I'm hearing is very stalkery. 631 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:24,997 I just wanna make sure you're okay. 632 00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:27,957 If you're gonna hang, you gotta join my trivia team. 633 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,041 I'm solo tonight. 634 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,334 Sure. What's the topic? 635 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:32,336 - Lord of the Rings. - Oh, shit. 636 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:34,213 Girl, it's about to get bloody up in here. 637 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:35,548 - Really? - Yes. 638 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:39,010 - Samwise 'bout to hobbit-smack a bitch. - Okay, so you're familiar. 639 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,303 You have no fucking idea. 640 00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:41,638 Could we get her one of these, please? 641 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:44,932 I can't believe you knew the name of the sword 642 00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,643 that was reforged from the shards of Narsil 643 00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:50,104 - and wielded by Aragorn. - Are you kidding? 644 00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:52,148 Andúril was the name of my cat growing up. 645 00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:53,733 I am so pumped! 646 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,401 - I love opening a can of whoop-ass... - Oh, my God. 647 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:57,237 - ...on a bunch of nerds. Hell yeah. - Yeah, I can tell. 648 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,031 You know what? I'm glad you came. 649 00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:01,033 Me too. 650 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:07,456 I didn't always do this by myself. 651 00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:10,166 - Okay. - I used to do it 652 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,002 with my three best friends. 653 00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,715 Becca got a sick gig in Atlanta and moved, 654 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,550 Kate got married and moved, 655 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:23,888 and Eli joined a cult that doesn't allow him to use the phone. 656 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:25,557 Oh, no, Eli. 657 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,605 Sometimes I feel like the whole universe is conspiring to keep me lonely. 658 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:40,572 I'm really fucking lonely. 659 00:29:42,908 --> 00:29:45,869 Maybe instead of skipping a week, we can meet tomorrow and talk about it. 660 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:50,164 Sure. 661 00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:55,671 But tonight, we celebrate, for we are the riders of Rohan, 662 00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:59,048 champions of bar trivia! 663 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:00,801 Suck it, you dorks. 664 00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:03,595 - See you. - See ya. 665 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:14,772 Derek is still very worried about the mannequin, 666 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:17,401 but he is slowly coming down to earth. 667 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:21,487 - This is fun, isn't it? - Yeah, it's so intrusive. 668 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,406 I know. I wanna put one in Gaby's house. 669 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,491 Oh, yeah. That'd be fun for Derrick Two visits. 670 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:26,576 Yeah. 671 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,995 Where does Charlie think you are right now? 672 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,455 In our bedroom, sleeping. 673 00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:32,290 I snuck out of the window. 674 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,584 - Yeah, I've done that. - Yeah. 675 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:37,087 How's the family bonding going? 676 00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:39,047 Good, actually. 677 00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:43,510 I didn't think I could spend every second with anyone but myself, 678 00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:47,305 but I love her so much. 679 00:30:47,306 --> 00:30:51,100 She's cute. She's selfish. She screams to get what she wants. 680 00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:52,519 My baby is my soulmate. 681 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:57,399 And I hate to say this, but thank you. 682 00:30:58,442 --> 00:31:00,110 You taught us a lot. 683 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:04,615 I am the wrong person to thank, my friend. 684 00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:08,075 I talk a big game as a mom, 685 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:11,663 and I've raised a circus troop of man-boys. 686 00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:13,999 You try to be the perfect parent, 687 00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:16,877 and whatever you do, you're gonna fuck it up. 688 00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:19,296 Well, that is oddly liberating. 689 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,715 What I'm hearing is my mistakes don't matter, 690 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:25,427 which is great because I'm pretty sure she ate one of my AirPods. 691 00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:27,262 You'll find out sooner or later. 692 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,725 Hey, listen. I've met all of your boys. 693 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:35,562 - I'll never know which one is which. - Yeah. 694 00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:38,565 But they all have great hearts. 695 00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:40,608 Not Matthew. 696 00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:45,780 His father was in the hospital because of his drugs, 697 00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:48,992 and he knew that and didn't bother to show up. 698 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:53,747 I somehow raised an asshole. I'm embarrassed by him. 699 00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,256 I brought Dad his favorite fries. 700 00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:05,925 That is so not what I meant. 701 00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:09,054 Please don't leave. Let's just talk about it, Matth... 702 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:14,892 - Fuck. - Matthew? 703 00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:15,978 I can't... 704 00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:26,864 Paul. 705 00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:31,451 - Paul! - Yeah? 706 00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:33,536 Hey. I wasn't... 707 00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:36,747 I wasn't, like, afraid that you were not alive. 708 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:38,834 It's normal to see someone sitting in the dark. 709 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:41,753 Not moving. 710 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,381 Hey, how was your first day back? 711 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:47,801 Really great. 712 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:55,142 I think it's time for me to stop being a therapist. 713 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:56,809 Do you, Paul? 714 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:59,438 - I'm not gonna fall for that one twice. - No, I'm serious. 715 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,400 It took going away and coming back to see it. 716 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:05,402 But... 717 00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:08,864 it's time, Jimmy. 718 00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,743 I'm supposed to tell you that it's time. 719 00:33:13,535 --> 00:33:15,537 Well, you can do that if you want. 720 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,210 - It's time for you to retire, Paul. - Okay. 721 00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,839 Not the way I saw this going in my head, you know? 722 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,757 Yeah. 723 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:28,759 Come here. 724 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,095 Come on, Paul. I need it. 725 00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:37,100 Holy shit, man. 726 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:41,522 I'm gonna miss you. 727 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,441 You mean so, so much to me. 728 00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,859 I've always wanted to tell you this one thing. 729 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:49,487 - I'm gonna say it now. - Oh, Jesus. Jimmy, please. 730 00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:50,738 I'm not leaving now. 731 00:33:50,739 --> 00:33:53,617 I got patients to notify. I got referrals to make. 732 00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:56,828 It'll take months to wind down this practice. 733 00:33:57,329 --> 00:34:00,623 You only get to say good-bye once, and it's not today. 734 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,792 Come on. I want pizza on the way home. 735 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:03,836 Let's go. 736 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:08,465 Let's go!