Man, fuck them kids, and fuck Mr. Favors.
Watch me land on top and be the next Beyoncé.
You already a star.
Plus, they ain't gonna find nothing anyway.
You is a freak.
But you ain't no freak like that.
♪ Oh, got me like ♪
♪ Knew it, can't be true ♪
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪
♪ Now it's coming through ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It's just too good to be true ♪
♪ Too right, what's wrong with you? ♪
♪ What'd I do to deserve you? ♪
♪ Ooh, you got me like ♪
So why don't you take this vacation time?
Hmm?
And let me... [kisses] take you...
on a trip.
Mm-mm. Yes, Eddie, I like trips.
♪ But I gotta give it up to you ♪
♪ Gotta give it up to you ♪
♪ Gotta give it up, oh, gotta give it up ♪
♪ Gotta give it up, gotta give it up to you ♪
[Moans]
♪ Gotta give it up to you♪
[Moans]
♪ Gotta give it up, oh, gotta give it up ♪
OK.
[Chuckles] Oh, boy.
Alright.
♪ Why you so good at that? ♪
♪ Think I'm gonna keep you around ♪
[Moaning]
♪ Gotta give it up ♪
♪ Gotta give it up, gotta give it up to you ♪
♪ Gotta give it up ♪
[Moans]
♪ Shit, damn, you're so good at that ♪
♪ So good, why you so good at that? ♪
♪ So good, think I'm gon' keep you around ♪
♪ 'Cause you hold it down ♪
You know that shit's good when they scratching you up.
OK, relax.
No, the tension.
The thought of me -- that's what makes it so good.
Hmm.
Do you ever have deja vu with me?
I thought about fucking you all the time.
Even when I was with Rodney?
I say yes, does that make me wrong?
Hmm. I knew the fuckboy was still in there.
[Laughs] The fuckboy? Ain't that 'bout a bitch.
Yeah, you're the one treating me like a pool boy.
[Laughs]Or better yet, should I say,
how about you leave my money on the nightstand?
Hmm. I'll CashApp you a dollar.
How about you Zelle me? Why don't we make this a thing?
Ugh, Derek. A thing?
Have you ever thought about what they would feel like?
Oh, the people that no longer live in Los Angeles?
No, not really.
You think Mahogany would even care?
You think Rodney wouldn't?
Right. Get out. [Laughs]
No, he wouldn't. Course he wouldn't.Get out.
Grab your jacket. Get out.
He wouldn't care.
Thank you so much. Yep. 100%. Mm-hmm. Thank you.
Good day. Good --
[Laughs] Bye, Derek.
Bye, Evette. Bye, Shy.Bye. Thank you so much.
Mmm.
So just for clarity, you did get fucked, right?
I did. And if it wasn't for you,
I would have went full Will Smith on my mom.
She's embarrassing me --OK, please, for one second,
stop talking about Miss Sheila. OK?
Her ass is on a plane back
to wherever raggedy-ass town y'all from.
But, um, how does it feel to get some forbidden dick?
The first time or this morning?
OK! How many times has it been?
Shit, you be putting your fingers in his asshole
and shit like that?
Or are you still separated by a prayer cloth?
No, Evette, we're having normal sex.
Normal types of sex.
Plus, I use a condom every time.
Oh, OK. So when's the last time you got tested,
Miss Only Once?
Tested for what?
Georgia public schools don't teach you shit, do they?
Look, Derek's the type that'll run more trains
than the Union Station and ruin your life,
like, for real for real.Shit!
I mean, I swore after the whole Rodney thing,
I would never miss a pill again.
OK. Now you're telling me I gotta go to a clinic?
Stop being extra. All you need is an STI panel, girl.
It'll put your mind at ease.
Let's just see. Let's see. [Grumbling]
♪ Sway ♪
♪ Hold on me, sway ♪
♪ Just roll with me, sway ♪
Oh, shit.
♪ Lordy, lordy ♪
[Music fades]
You seen my song book anywhere?
I wanted to work on this vamp for the showcase.
Uh, it's not laying around the studio somewhere,
or, like, locked in your car or something?
Oh, fuck.
I locked it in my desk at school.
Oh, damn. Well, shit.
I mean, it ain't like you, you know,
banned from the school. Just go pick it up after this.
No, but I don't want no smoke.
Look, I'm-a just go by there and just get it after school.
Shit, if you say so.
Oh, fuck. God damn it!
The fuck?
You good?
I ain't fucked nothing up down there, did I?
No, nigga, it's probably just a UTI from me
fucking some random ass nigga
with vampire makeup all over his dick.
[Laughing] Yeah. Yeah.
I was committed to that character.
Yeah, you was.Speaking of committed,
did you commit that verse to memory so we can get to work?
And did.OK.
'Cause I'm a motherfucking star.
OK, then. Shit.
Nigga, turn my music up.
Talk to me like that, shit. Go ahead.
Up some more. OK, then.
Up a little bit more.
Alright. Let me see it. Rock the boat.
Let's do it.
♪ Got the south overflow, yeah ♪
♪ If I gotta do it, I'm-a do the most ♪
You know what, all Angelinos? We need your help to support
our local businesses.
Now, we do it for the culture,
to support minority and small vendors
during the holidays, right?
Now, Dahlia's Acai Forever and many more are places
we wanna go to over and over, not places we used to go to.
Reigndrop.[Applause]
That was really nice.Oh, God.
Hmm. I mean, I know it's corny and all,
but I'm getting a lot of attention, see?
Oh, shit. I see, man. God damn.
Ain't nothing corny about it, though, brother.
You actually pretty good at this.
I guess.I could only imagine all the attention
you gon' to be getting.
Is that the other reason you made it so hard
for me to see you?No. I mean...
[Sighs] I've not been lucky with mixing business
with pleasure, and, shit,
I didn't think yo ass was gon' open the door that late.
[Laughs] Oh, my God, bro. Look, you texted. I answered.
You're lucky I even fell for that "You up?" trick?
[Chuckles] Ah, well, I mean,
did I really have to trick you, Mecca?
But I did want to run something by you.
Oh, I know. I know. My meat is about to expire.
No, I mean, it's a little bit better than that.
You know, I was thinking about, you know, some long term deal,
like, you know, like a extended stay.
Oh.Mm-hmm.
I mean, shit, as long as it ain't accruing interest.
OK. Look, I already told you, man --
I like coming home to somebody.
I'm not always trying to jump on a lap.
You mean like a little... Fuckbuddy?
A fuckbuddy?Well, shit, I mean,
at least friends with benefits.
OK. I do like benefits, and I do like dividends,
but, shit, I don't want to feel like no pro.
I mean, they gotta like you. That's why I'm here.
Oh, my God. You like me?I do.
OK, so I guess I can stop payment on part two
of our arrangement, is what you're saying? No.
No, no, no. No, I'm gonna need you
to go ahead and finish that transaction,
because I spent all that fucking money, OK?
[Laughter]
Alright, bet.But if I could stay here
until, you know, I figure some things out,
I'll make sure that repayment is well worth it.
Alright, bet. Say less. I like how that sounds.
OK. You know, I did wanna run something by you, though.
What's up?So you know that TV show
I'm recurring on "TSA with Shavar Chestnut?
Yeah? Alright, look,
I'm-a need to keep a low profile.
Hello? Nigga, low low.
Our business is our own, OK?
And what we gon' do, that's gon' have to stay between us.
Why do I feel like you trying to put me in a closet
that you and I know I am way too tall for?
[Laughs] Nah, man. Put you in the closet.
That's not what I'm saying. Alright? You do you.
But when it comes to us, we just homies
to the outside world, OK? Nothing more.
And plus, look, shit, I'm almost 'bout to be a famous actor now
and shit, man. I got this Christian Lovers campaign
that might be something. OK.
And you know how fucking casting people get
when they find out you fuck with dudes?
They're not really trying to see you in no other roles,
just gay roles and shit.
I don't want that kind of career, OK?
It's just how I operate. OK?
So is this how you are with everybody you been with?
Reign, low key, alright? Don't forget.
Hey, give me sugar.
Move your funky-ass feet.You was rubbing them.
♪ Shorties in the back, wanna run it back ♪
♪ We ain't turnin' back, we ain't gon' die ♪
[Man rapping]
♪ We ain't turning back, we gon' run it back ♪
♪ Run it back, run it back ♪
Claudio, what did I say I was gon' do
when I found that whore-ass teacher preying on my baby?
Look, Miss -- Mrs!
Claudio comes from a two-parent household.
Don't act like you ain't know.
You picked the wrong child to fuck with, you nasty bitch.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but your child is a liar
and has all the makings of a future predator and pedophile,
two of the things that I am not.
You know, I don't know who you think you are, bitch,
but clearly, that school got rid of yo ass
in just enough time for me to kick it.
No, you going to jail, ho! Jail!
♪♪
♪ Philly, y'all don't know this ♪
♪ Y'all in danger, I'm a threat ♪
Why you got me here getting swabbed and prodded?
What if somebody see me?!Then they gon' think
you a dirty hoe-ass teacher
that got an STI from her student.
[Laughs] Shit ain't funny.
You got one more joke and I'm-a leave yo ass
to go to CVS to get some cream for my irritation.
Irritat-- Girl. That is not what the "I" in "STI" stands for.
And these kids took all the doctor's appointments
to get vax boosted and botoxed.
This is the only place that's gon' give us
rapid results, so now we're here.
[Scoffs] I refuse to believe that my cooter is tainted!
That I failed in forsaking my Miss Miss.
I know this ain't your first time coming to the clinic,
because I doubt it.
I don't care if you got reasonable doubt.
I'm trying to figure out why yo "I never had an STD"
head ass is here with me.For hoe-ral support.
Friends that get tested together don't burn together.
So when the last time you got an STD test?
Girl, I ain't had sex in God knows how long --
before Ziyad -- Before Z?!
That shit over already? Reign!
I already rain.
Don't "Reign" me. He put me out.
And I'm not doing this with you right here.
So where you staying?
♪♪
With an old friend.
[Laughs, squealing]
Bitch, you scandalous.
[Laughter]
Speaking of strange bedfellows, where is your girl, Shyra?
Here you go.
You need to put your sugar baby money where your mouth is.
She ain't nowhere fucking Derek with his dirty ass.
I bet you she is.I bet you she ain't.
'Cause that nigga is community dick.
And she a part of his community.
[Laughter]
OK, let's swab this here, and releasing.
[Grunts]
There we go. [Panting]
Now, how many sexual partners
have you had in the past three months?
Uh, one.
[Chuckles]
You know, oftentimes, when patients
lie about their sexual history, they only harm themselves.
Oh, did you know that dentists can tell when someone
has performed fellatio by the damage to the soft palate?
[Laughs]Uh...
They can tell that?
OK. Well, doc, I've only had one -- two -- two partners, OK?
I'm not that kind of girl.
Oh. [Laughs] It was just an observation.
I didn't mean to offend.
OK, doc, a-are we -- are we good here?
I mean, you're gonna send me my test results tomorrow, right?
Yeah. You'll receive a patient ID for privacy.
And until your results come in, I recommend you not have sex,
you know, to limit any possible exposure -- Possible exposure?
What, like I'm the one exposing people.
You know. Actually, you have a very beautiful vagina.
[Laughs] You should be proud.
Yeah, real proud that you can tell that I'm getting plowed.
Well, that's what it's made for.
It's very well kept. OK.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
I'm gonna get dressed. You can go.
Alright. Bye bye.
♪♪
So, in conclusion, I have four tenants
who have preliminary agreements for me to represent them.
Reign, this is very impressive.
Thank you.Consider me impressed.
[Sighs] But I'm still not sure what I can do for you.
The Russo Group has deep pockets and endless resources.
OK. My experience at the Whyte firm
taught me to fight for what I want,
but a family emergency prevented me
from finishing my requirements there.
Your father told me. He just wants the best for you.
And Regina is the best.
She and my wife play cards often.
Yeah, I know. They're the best.
We've been lucky enough for you to handle our family business,
including my mom's trust fund.
Good memory. [Laughs] But as I told your folks,
my office works primarily on immigration law
and only hires interns who are bilingual.
And looking at your resume,
you're not fluent in at least Spanish,
although you grew up in L.A..
I know, but I didn't want to exaggerate
my three years of high school Spanish
and my 52-week streak in Duolingo.
I was very excited to meet you, as a courtesy,
but my hands are tied.
Mr. Diaz, there's no one else that can help me?
I'll keep my ears open,
but I'm sure you'll land on your feet.
Thank you. Yeah.
♪♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
Babe. What is all of this?
An apology, one long overdue.
I am so sorry because I've just been treating you
like another thing on my to-do list lately.
Caught up in all my bullshit. Just... I'm sorry.
Well, you're not wrong.
But I can apologize, too.
I mean, I just want good vibes and energy
between you and Korey before the showcase.Yeah.
[Laughs]
That's why I want you to relax.
Okay.
♪♪
Ooh, man.
♪ Are you nervous? ♪
♪ Hot along my skin ♪
Well, can we do dinner with them?
Can we do the four of us?
You know, Winter's in town, and she's been wondering
why she hasn't been a costar in our bedroom.
Well, tell Winter the dinner is off.
But we don't need no more guests on our casting couch.
I don't need no smoke with none of your exes.
Babe...
You're obviously the star, OK?
Let's talk about you.
OK.
[Both giggling]
But can you, like, rub my back or something,
and tell me, "Baby, it'll be OK?"
Cause I don't want to be up on that stage,
getting weak in the knees, can't hardly speak and shit.
[Laughter]
You're so silly.
But I got you.
♪♪
[Moaning]
♪♪
Don't tell me yo trifling-ass daddy finally reached out
to Shyra.
Mom, why are you here a day early?
And what does she mean by our trifling-ass daddy?
Who the fuck are you?
♪♪
Hey, look, I know you're mad, but can we just --
Mad?! Don't you think I have a lot to be mad about?
Why didn't you just tell me?
I wanted to, but let's be for real,
if I would have walked in here and said, "Hey, I'm Frank.
I'm your brother, and my dad wants to talk to you."
I would have said you're crazy because I don't
have a brother and I damn sure don't have a dad.
[Crying]
Did you just say he wants to see me?
Of course he does, Shyra.
Yeah? Then where is he?At home.
The Bay Area. Afraid you'll reject him.
He's in California?
Yeah.
We moved here my senior year. Can we talk, like, real talk?
No, no, I'm not talking. Not at work.
Then why are you even here? You requested off.
I mean, I thought you'd be with, I don't know, your friends.
Isn't Misha's showcase tonight?
Yeah. Friends, right?
Now, ever since Mahogany left,
we haven't been always as tight, but...
You know, I thought we were better than talking
behind each other's backs.
Damn. That's fucked up.
But it also doesn't sound like them.
I mean, I don't know them that well,
but they seem pretty solid.
Yeah, you're right. You don't know us.
Shit, maybe I don't either.
Have you talked to them about it? No.
No, because I have a lot going on. I had my mom,
the film festival, and now you're telling me --
Look, I get that.
But look, I think you should go out tonight, alright?
And shit, I know you wanna go, and they want you there.
Alright?
And listen, when you're ready, let's see our dad,
and he wants to see you, too.
♪♪
That's a lot.
And I don't even know what he looks like.
He could be anybody.
♪♪
You know, I used to think that he was the guy
standing outside my school bus, waiting for me to come home.
"Hey, that could be my dad."
But you know.And you can, too, Shyra.
Look, it doesn't have to be "maybe" anymore. It's real.
No, I'm not ready.
♪♪
I get it.
♪♪
You know... I don't have a lot of friends my age.
And when we moved here, I was a loner, you know,
So I stayed to myself.
I mean, solo trips and everything.
Hell, I've been living in L.A. for five years now.
And you just found me?No, listen.
I've looked for you my whole life.
Shit, it was only until I did the ancestry test
that I even knew where to start.
I did one of those in college.
[Laughs] Yeah, I know.
♪♪
You know, I can't believe I'm saying this right now, but...
I'm really glad you're here.
So thank you.
Of course.
Guys, what the fuck? Can we get some help back here?
Oh, shit. My bad.
Hey, look, go have fun. Friends, even the shitty ones,
they're hard to come by as an adult, so.
Hey, be safe. Hey, watch out, man.
[Scoffs] Yo.
Is here calling me a shitty friend?
I am a great friend.
We're finally alone.
Look, he was just giving me some advice
about going to Misha's performance.
I mean, why wouldn't you go?
Those are your best friends. Y'all beefing or something?
Yeah.
It seems like the closer you get,
the harder it is to set boundaries.
Well, you know, my therapist always says?
The gym is my safe place -- a place where you can strip it
all down and be your authentic, naked self.
Uh, therapist? Like, court-appointed?
Yes, dead ass. Yo, therapy is the shit.
See, that's the thing about safe places.
They're the best places to be uncomfortable in.
Shorty, you gotta figure this shit out.
Whatever your friends did, they didn't mean that shit.
OK, Dr. D.
You know what that "D" is for?OK.
Can't even give you a compliment without you being a freak.
Of the week, baby.
Derek, I have a question for you.
What's up?
Have you ever been tested for STDs?
God damn, that's a buzzkill. Uh, once a month.
That's pretty frequent.
Do you have a high frequency of sex partners?
Are we really talking about a high frequency of sex partners?
We're talking body counts now? Wow. OK, how about this?
I'll go get tested tomorrow. That'll put you at ease.
Now, I need you to go have fun with your friends.
Go. You know you wanna go.
Have fun. Thank you.
Be safe.
♪♪
♪ East side, yeah, look, I ain't 'bout to tell you twice ♪
♪ We on different levels ♪
[Man shouting]
Hey. Oh. Let's go, boy. Let's go,
professional athlete. Let's get it. Hey.
Alright, y'all. Hey, I got a question, man.
Hey, bro. I can't invest in none of your companies or gym.
I got seven things going on --Man, you don't have to pay
your personal training bills. Come on, man.
I know my business is wanted. But if one day we do
D&J's Gym franchise, that shit will be lit.
Uh, it's a trap. Save yourself.
Hey, just a habit.Come on.
What's the question, D?
You ever smash your homeboy's ex?
Oh, wait a minute. What homeboy and what ex?
Chill, Tom Swift. I'm just talking life.
Answer? Hell no.
I don't care how long I known them,
I'm not doing nothing to nobody I don't want done to myself.
That's fair.Fuck that shit.
I say live your life. Do what you want.
I'm just saying, if you communicate, talk it out.
We grown, right?
I mean, that's true, too.
Do we know a situation like this?
Shit. My situation -- I got a wife and a girl.
They both know about each other.
Oh, yo, that's some crazy shit right there.
A little too complicated for me.
Listen, I just need one girl, nice crib, good food.
Shit, I'm in heaven.
Or hell. You know, I used to be
a one-woman man once upon a time,
but as soon as I turned pro, my wife told me
she knew I was gon' cheat, so go get one of them
little hall pass chicks on your road games
and don't disrespect her publicly.
Oh, I know you fucking lying.Straight facts.
Word for word.Hold on, hold on.
Move out the way, bro. Yo. So you telling me you cool
with your homeboy smashing your ex-wife?
Wife and girl? That's two different things, my brother.
Fair enough. But is you cool with it?
How do I put this politely?
I'd kill that nigga.
Right, exactly.That's my wife, man.
Now, my girl, that's a different game.
Sound like some cliche athlete shit to me,
but, shit, I'm intrigued.
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all.
Hey, no, I'm not that bad, man.
I just got one. He had, like, 55.
Man, listen, wild boy.Boundaries.
Well, I don't know if it's the best thing in the world, D,
but who am I to judge?
Z and I decided to part ways.
He was always too good for you.
Damn, that's how you feel? Then if you must know,
I decided to upgrade my economy seat from row Z
to first class because, shit, I deserve better.
Fuck Z and fuck everything that we had going on.
Bullshit. I know a hurt nigga when I see one.
Yo, Jamal, what happens if you knock up that sidepiece?
Rule number one, fellas -- a wise philosopher once said --
bring it in --
"Snip, snip."[Laughter]
I'm serious, though. A vastectomy is reversible.
But a kid? That's forever. You can't play with that.
But what happens if they want, like, a little JJ or something?
Nah, they good right now. They get everything they want.
Now, if something changed,
then I have to think about that.
Shit, I'm glad I don't have to foresee that in my future.
Gays typically don't just have babies.
[Laughter]
Shit.
Yo, what's going on, D? All this venting shit.
You know they don't like us talking
like this in the gym.I don't know, man, it's just...
How the fuck we start talking about kids anyways?
Bro, I got this new, high-priced lawyer
talking about getting a new paternity test.
Now, look at this damn baby, man. Look at her.
She look just like me, man.
She's mine.Whoa, that's you.
He told me to help me with my case,
but it's like, bro, I'm still flying to New York
because that's where Carmen was born.
That's where my court cases are.
And y'all know babies are expensive as fuck already.
So I gotta fly coast to coast just to see her.
But I gotta make it work, man.
Well, listen, whatever you gotta do,
you gotta be in that child's life.
I don't care what you gotta do, what you gotta spend,
you gotta make that happen.
It's gonna work out, bro. I got faith in you.
I appreciate y'all.
Alright, man, enough with the emo talk.
Let's go. Let's work. Let's work.
50 burpees, a whole circuit. Thank me later. Let's go.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Hey, man. Hey, come get this work, man.
♪♪
Ooh, shit, it's so bad. I'm sorry, Miss Miss.
What's up, superstar?
Both: Hey, hey, hey.
Take it low. Hey, take it low.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.Take it low, hey.
Thank you for coming.
You are welcome. Let me pour us a drink,
get us fucked up. Oh, my God.
Can you believe this shit is still itching and burning?
You cannot do that shit on the stage.
What is wrong with you?I know, but damn,
I've decided that it's a yeast infection.
OK? And luckily, cranberry juice goes with champagne.
Yeah. You bumping uglies with two different people
is bound to catch up with you.
Mm. That itch over there looking real.
One pill a day, take with food. No refills over there.
Coming from the same person who's sleeping
on another nigga couch.
Oh, hold on.
[Laughs] That part. Anyways, I miss Z.
I miss his cooking.
Them oxtails that he used to cook? Bitch, bussin.
Which is why I went to get tested with you.
Girl, I ain't had this much sex since my college days,
and definitely not overlapping.
Boy, bye.What?
You out here getting freaky and sneaky,
so it's bound to catch up with you.
And when it do, I'll be here to hear all the gory details.
What happened to minding your business?
What happened to this is not what we're doing?
Oh.
Anyway, have you heard from Shyra?
Because I definitely texted her, and she did not text me back.
Well, she's still at the bar.
Her old family drama and new family drama is crazy.
She had a whole lineup by herself.
Well, I hope that she is here to support me
the same way that I am there
to support her.Facts.
Do you think we should tell her that we know
about the abortion, though?
Hmm, that's up to you.
Well, I don't believe in gossiping behind
my friends' backs because that's bad juju.
And you need all the juju for your performance
and to keep that pristine puss up.
Misha! Mishmish. [Laughs]
Oh. Oh.You look amazing.
Look who I found.
Hey, babe.
I got you some flowers.Thank you.
Hey.Hey.
Well, there's a packed house out there,
and we've invited some of my paparazzi from some of my faves.
Ooh! Variety? Deadline? Hollywood Reporter?
No, I said myfaves --
Bossip, Shade Room, Baller Alert.
I think I even saw TMZ.
Oh. Yes! Listen, a positive write up from them
could do wonders for your career.
Positive. is all we need tonight. OK?
Well, it's time for you to go find your seat.
Yeah. OK. Don't do crowds. Don't save seats.
Ooh, I get the hint. [Laughs] It's getting a little stuffy
back here anyway. Shit like a basketball wives reunion.
[Laughs] Yeah.
[Laughs] That coming from a tall man in a short coat.
Hey. Give me a kiss.
I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you.
OK? OK.
You do your thing, you work it, and I'll be at my seat.
No, don't go, because I need you.
No, she doesn't.
[Laughs] Your boss has spoken.
Good luck.
Listen, you don't need anybody tonight.
There's a lot of heavy hitters out there --
some folks that could really change everything about
your little Schoolhouse Rock brand.
That is not my brand. Mm.
Guess you don't have one, then.
Come on. Finish getting ready.
♪♪
[Man rapping indistinctly]
♪♪
What you doing here?Oh, what's up, man?
Shit, you know I just came here to support a homie
that's performing and whatnot. We got the same reps.
Oh, OK. Well, I'm-a go say hi.Dude, slow your roll.
That's what we doing right now, right?
OK, so this is what we doing?
Look, Reign, we talked about this, man.
Look, what I do in my public professional life,
it ain't got nothing to do with you.
I value you, but that's in our private personal.
OK? OK, Chris Brown.
I didn't know that saying hi would be an issue.
I'll remember that.Yeah, that's all I'm asking.
Thank you. So, look. Hey, I'll see you later, though?
Man: Excuse me. You're on that new show with Shavar Chestnut?
Oh, yeah, man. Name is Mecca -- no last name or anything.
I'm actually here with some of the regular cast mates,
but we just not doing no interviews right now.
Oh, that's fine. Is he here?
Nah, man. No, he's not.
You can cut. He's not here.
Uh, that's rude. Everybody here is somebody.
Tomorrow, you'll be on the list, hoping to have this interview.
And are you his publicist?No, I'm a lawyer.
Reign Moore, currently suing the Russo Group on behalf
of the Valley Plaza.
Rick Russo, the billionaire who wants to run L.A.?
You got any dirt? Are you fine with us recording?
Reign Moore, correct?
Correct. Thank you for having me.
Great, so we're following up on your ongoing legal battle
with the Russo Group and Rick Russo.
Yes. The Russo Group has been in a litigation of this kind before
and have won by squeezing the capital out of their opponents.
The law is on our side, and the community
is tired of corporations like the Russo Group
stripping them of their color,
gentrifying and stealing spaces
from those who are less fortunate.
We are tired, and most importantly,
we will not be moved. Thank you.
And please refer all inquiries to SaveValleyPlaza.com.
Hey. What, nigga? What?
I owe you an apology, man.
But I'm a slot that to you a little later.
Hey, come say hey. Um...
One second.
Glad you made it. And what the hell you got on?
What happened to Bad Bitch Shyra?
She lost her glass slipper?
You know, why does everybody hate my clothes?
Well, you ain't saying that.
[Laughs] You looking like I had to work all my life.
Know what? That's not how it goes, Reign.
And yeah, I did have to work all day
and all night, so don't start with me, OK?
I'm not in the mood. And I got a test tomorrow,
so I'm not going to be here for long.
I'm sure once your film festival is over,
jobs will be knocking at your door.
Besides, stay. Help Misha turn up and get fucked up.
We have to. No, no.
I have responsibilities.
Shit, we all do. I'm just saying,
we haven't spoken to you since the other night.
And despite what you may think of us,
we really do care about your crazy ass.
At least come sit with me.
That's your new friend?
♪♪
Yeah. He's cute.
I know. Go.
I'm gonna leave after Misha's performance anyway.
Shyra, seriously? We said we'd do better.
If it's not all of us, then the shit won't work.
♪♪
Hey, yo, what's going on, y'all?
How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all good?
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah! Yes, sir. Y'all looking good tonight.
Tonight. It's your boy Korey with the story.
Where the fellas at real quick?
[Cheers and applause]
I said where the fellas at real quick?
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah. That's what I like to hear.
Lovely ladies, let me hear y'all voice.
Y'all in the building? Let me hear y'all.
[Cheers and applause]
I see y'all back there. What's going on?
Now, look, I ain't gonna lie. I got a confession to make.
But before I make that confession,
I would just like to say, on the record,
that R Kelly's girlfriend so young that in 30 years,
she'll be 26. [Laughs]
[Laughter]
I'm sorry. I saw it on Twitter. As a stand up comedian,
I gotta say something about R Kelly.
But anyway, OK, let's get to the performance, then.
Y'all ready for some talent to hit the stage?
[Cheers and applause]
That's what I like to hear.
I feel like y'all gonna rock with her.
I know some of y'all already do. What's up, Nicole?
Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so let's go ahead and get into it.
Y'all give it up for the one, the only,
the beautiful Misha Desire.
[Cheers and applause]
Thank y'all for coming out tonight.
[Cheers and applause]
D.J., hit it.
[Song begins]
♪ Fuck it up if you a bad ass bitch ♪
♪ Fuck it up ♪
Oh, my God. I gotta gonorrhea. No, I got herpes.
That shit stays with you for life.
Why do people have sex, man?
This shit is annoying.
I should have never sucked any dick.
♪ On the ground ♪Damn it!
♪ Bouncing, bouncing ♪
And one and two.
And there.
Four and five.
And six.
Friends that get tested together don't burn together.
♪ Pussy tight, it got a grip ♪
♪ Head game crazy, sex never lazy ♪
♪ Want me to have his baby, but he gon' have to pay me ♪
♪ Can't stand no... ♪
Four and five and six and seven.
♪ Six-car garages, that's what a Minaj is ♪
♪ Backseat action, licking on a blonde bitch ♪
[Cellphone chimes]
♪ ...bitch to a freak like me, VIP... ♪
[Dramatic music plays]
All: What the fuck?
♪♪
Coming up on next week's "A La Carte" menu...
This feels so good.
What the fuck y'all got going on in here?
Baby, I think we're moving in the right direction.
I'm hoping the fact that I've gotten some media attention
around this case can build your trust.
Looks like you're just trying to go viral.
I seen your little Reign drippy-drops on the TikTok.
Man: And he doesn't even have a law degree.
Oh, you dropping shit? [Laughs]
Hold on. Let me -- One thing. Hold up. How much you got?
They are high as --
-Yo, you bold. -Big bro, pour the shot.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Relax. OK? You may look like him, OK?
But you are not my dad.
Damn, you guys. Calm the fuck down, OK?
I just got through talking this bitch off the ledge.
Hey, yo, Misha. What's up?
Korey, what you doing here?
I work here.
Advisor: Mr. Moore, this is your advisor.
Oh, yes. Hi, sir.
♪ Oh, fucked up, double cup, she call me baby ♪
♪ One touch, out of luck, she look amazing ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Feelings catch shorty bad, I've been too numb ♪
♪ To understand what I'm doin' and the man I've become, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Fucked up my chance to call you my baby ♪
♪ Now I see you on the 'Gram and I'm goin' crazy ♪
♪ Talking back and forth, full year on the daily ♪
♪ Glowing up every month, girl, you amaze me ♪
♪ Waiting for somebody who you know wouldn't play you ♪
♪ I don't even trust myself, no, I cannot blame you ♪
♪ I was goin' through some things ♪
♪ Girl, I couldn't date you ♪
♪ Now the situation changed, and I promise I've changed, too ♪
♪ But I'm not tripping 'bout nobody, only 21 ♪
♪ Got my whole life to find somebody ♪
♪ I'm still pretty young ♪
♪ But I'd be lying if I said you weren't worth it ♪
♪ All I need is one more chance and we could work this out ♪
♪ Fucked up, double cup, she call me baby ♪
♪ One touch, out of luck, she look amazing ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Feelings catch shorty bad, I've been too numb ♪
♪ To understand what I'm doin' and the man I've become, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games with you ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ She gon' go the distance for the game, boy ♪
♪ She gon' take my issues, thinkin' I ain't tough ♪
♪ Why you gotta do me like that? ♪
♪ Had to go and throw me off track ♪
♪ Yeah I fuck with you, but, baby, it feel like it ♪
♪ Lovin' you is work ♪
♪ When I see you flirt ♪