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♪♪

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[Laughs]
Okay.

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I'll take it back
to the partners

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and get back to you
within the hour.

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Sounds good.

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Mr. Whyte.

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They're ready to settle.

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The ball's in our court.

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I just got off
the phone with USC Law.

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Did you sign off
on final internship hours
for Reign Moore?

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No, sir.
Of course not.

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Is this not
your digital signature?

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This is the same kid that got us
into this mess

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in the first place.

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Is there some kind of
an external work relationship

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between you two?

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Respectfully, sir,

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my relationships outside of work
are none of your concern.

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The non-fraternization clause
in your contract is clear.

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Mr. Whyte, this is clearly
a clerical error on my part.

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I must have
misread the document

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when I was assessing his
final hours before dismissal.

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For that, I apologize.

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That young man has been
nothing but trouble

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for this firm.

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A bit of career advice --
Place a distance

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as wide as the San Fernando
Valley between you two.

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Bad apples ruin the bunch,
not the other way around.

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♪♪

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Fuck!

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♪♪

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♪ No losses,
I don't do lipo ♪

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♪ A few screws loose
in the head, I'm a psycho ♪

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Don't expect none of this shit
at the S.C. tailgate.

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Okay, but, hey, are you excited
about performing?

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Girl,
a bitch nerves is bad.

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What? You still trying to get
that ass and hip and step up?

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Okay.
You almost got it.

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I'm working on it.
Come on, now.

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Oh, my God. Yo.
Look, I am so nervous.

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I got PTSD because Maureen DeVoe
has missed every rehearsal.

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This wasn't about Maureen.
It was about you.

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I mean,
go big or go home, right?

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Wrong.
Think bigger, bitch.

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Yeah.

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Um, your man
going to N.Y. yet?

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Keep your voice down.

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I told you that shit
in confidence.

49
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But you yelled it out
at the party.

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After the party.Same shit.

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I mean, sure,
if the dick is good,

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I see why bitches lining up
to throw that ass in the circle.

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Mm!
Okay, mm, mm, mm!

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Yeah,
so y'all be okay with it

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Mecca or Z or Nicole

56
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was passing themselves
around online?

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You'd stay with them?I plead the Fifth.

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I'd ask for a cameo.Oh, you sure about that?

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Considering your recent
consequences lately.

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Oh, yeah. You right, bitch.
'Cause that itch ain't it.

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Mm.

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Okay, Derek deserves
a few cool points,

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for trying to make a cute coin
and take care of his kid.

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He's trying to get
parental rights.

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Don't women like when men take
care of their responsibilities?

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It's getting hypocritical
to me.

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Whose friend are you?Man: Yo, sis.

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We're out of Hennessy.Fuck.

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I'll be back.

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Damn,
they out of Hennessy!

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They out of Hennessy?

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Fuck.Damn.

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Fuck.It's still weird to me.

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Shyra having a brother?Mm-hmm.

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That nigga was a ho-ass
secret squirrel for months.

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And you know,
Shyra is real naive.

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I'm-a hem that nigga up
at the tailgate.

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Mm-hmm, and I'm gonna be there
to cross-examine.

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Hello.

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Didn't Reign set you up
with a system

81
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so you don't have to deal
in hard copies anymore?

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If I can't touch it,
it ain't real.

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What's going on with you?

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This is the liquor order.

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It was supposed to go out
last week.

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Yeah, we're going to
have to hold off

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on that liquor order
this month.

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Hold off?

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Black folks are ready to riot
over the Hennessy shortage.

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How can we run a bar
without no liquor?

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Weain't running anything.

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Look, I'm sorry.

93
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You're the only person keeping
my head above water right now.

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Sometimes I just want the
developer to come buy us out.

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I got Reign over here working
on this case, but the truth is,

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I've been in deep shit
way before he even took it on.

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What's going on?
Do you want to talk?

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Everything you do comes back
and fucks with you.

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Being around the wrong people,
doing the wrong things.

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It's like a funk
that sticks to you.

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[Exhales sharply]

102
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Okay.
So what do you want us to do?

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Some bottles of Reserve
out back.

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Let's do a raffle
or a game or something.

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Let's just give them away
and let's send them folks home.

106
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Okay.

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I got you.

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Cheer up.

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♪♪

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You know how much I love
when you come home spliced
like this, man?

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Oh, well, you know, I don't play
hard to get anyway, so.

112
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You're hard to deal with,
though, that's for sure.

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What you got going on
this weekend, though?

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You gonna leave me again?

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Of course.
Or you can come with.

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I mean, come meet my friends.
It's a tailgate.

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Very hetero.
Very hyper masculine.

118
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What do you say?

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Mecca, I'm not gonna beg.

120
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Alright, man.
You don't got to go.

121
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Good.I'm-a go. I'll pull up.

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Separately, though,
as your homey.

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As a homey?
[Laughs]

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Yeah. Okay.

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Nobody's gonna see
behind that smoke screen.

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[Chuckles] I guess I'll take
what I can get.

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Look, man, as long as
there's music and there's food

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and it's right,
I'm good.

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Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.

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My girl Misha's performing,
and the host never skimps.

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We're covered, so.

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Is that right?Yeah.

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Mmm.

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Yeah, you know,
this tailgate is bittersweet.

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T-minus three weeks,
it's graduation,

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and I just --
I don't know.

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You don't sound too geeked
about it.

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You know, after losing
my internship,

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I've been spiraling.

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And I worked my ass off
for that with no help --

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00:06:01,671 --> 00:06:04,433
not from my dad,
not Regina, not...

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You know what?

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If Brandon would come off
the hip of his paperwork,

144
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I feel like that nigga
hiding something.

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Yo, look, don't get
so caught up

146
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that you end up
missing the moment, okay?

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Shit, we're gonna end up
celebrating all the wins

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because some shits
don't come around enough, okay?

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You right.

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Hey.

151
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Look at me.

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Just tell me
how I can celebrate you.

153
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Well...

154
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I can tell you
in the room.

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Hmm.
Not if I beat you there first.

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Oh! [Laughs]

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Come on.

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♪ Fucked up, double cups,
she call me baby ♪

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As you can see, the paperwork
for the liquor license transfer

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is signed and dated
right there.

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Yes, but, sir,
this is a temporary transfer.

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So if you're
the new sole owner,

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you're gonna need to submit
a new application.

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Okay, yeah.
How long does that take?

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Well, not to worry.
This is still good.

166
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So as long as
there's nothing

167
00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:02,939
that comes up
in your background check,

168
00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:05,183
then we'll have a new one
to you before it expires.

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Okay, let me get on that
right away. Thank you.

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Good luck, sir.
Alright.
Have a good one.

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You too.

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What was that about?

173
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Oh, man, nothing I can't handle.
What's going on with you, bro?

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New man, bar, or gym?
What's going on?

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Listen,
I just prefer a place

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where everybody doesn't know
my name, or any of my exes.

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Speaking of which,
you've seen Reign?

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Nah, man, we don't got nothing
on the schedule this week.

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Everybody traveling around
for the holidays.

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How about you, man?
You staying here
or you going to see your people?

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Believe me, my people prefer
I stay right where I am,

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and the feeling's mutual.

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What about you?

184
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Yeah, man, I don't got
nobody out here.

185
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This bar's all I got left.

186
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Well, a little word
of advice.

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Didn't take too many clicks for
me to pull up your background,

188
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including
the expunged stuff.

189
00:08:00,341 --> 00:08:04,553
Now, Reign, I'll admit he's
one of the best with contracts,

190
00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:06,658
but he's inexperienced,
egotistical,

191
00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:09,592
and he's willing to burn bridges
in order to get his way.

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00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:11,801
Shit, I was just about
to hit him, man.

193
00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:13,700
You know, we're just going
through this paperwork.

194
00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:15,978
After that, I'm --I'm not judging.

195
00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:19,878
But if you want
some real legal help...

196
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I got you.

197
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Appreciate you, man.

198
00:08:30,786 --> 00:08:32,753
Well, shit, you still want me
to hit Reign up?

199
00:08:32,890 --> 00:08:36,861
No. I have a feeling
I'm gonna run into him later.

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Alright.
Be easy.

201
00:08:40,001 --> 00:08:41,140
Alright.

202
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♪♪

203
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♪ Look, I need
a song to chase ♪

204
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,393
Miss Evette, right?

205
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,429
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.

206
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,844
Mr. Jerome apologizes,

207
00:08:54,982 --> 00:08:56,743
but he was called away
at the last minute.

208
00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:58,089
Are you serious?

209
00:08:58,227 --> 00:08:59,469
He'd like for you
to give him a call

210
00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:00,954
at your most
convenient time.

211
00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,956
Okay, I'll give him
a calright now. Thanks.

212
00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:07,236
♪♪

213
00:09:07,374 --> 00:09:09,479
Your call has been forwarded
to an --

214
00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:10,895
Oh!

215
00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,828
Hell no.

216
00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:13,932
♪ Too much shit on my mind ♪

217
00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,347
♪ I told my mama I'm fine.

218
00:09:15,485 --> 00:09:16,694
Shyra: Can you believe
Derek has a FansOnly?

219
00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:18,178
I mean, he is so stupid.

220
00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,042
He could have like four
or five kids running around.

221
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,837
Yes, but those two things do
not surprise me about the dude.

222
00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,666
I mean, he fucks at the job.
Come on.

223
00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:25,875
What?
Are you serious?100%.

224
00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:28,464
But he's the last person
on your radar, right?

225
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,949
Yeah. Yeah.
No, I would never. No.

226
00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:32,710
Misha:
Where's her mystery man?

227
00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:34,332
There's another
mystery going around.

228
00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:37,611
Isn't that right, Watson?
If that's your real name.

229
00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,303
It's not.
It's Frank.

230
00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:42,029
But I told you that
when we first met.

231
00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,100
Exactly. Thank you. You know
that he was in a tough spot.

232
00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:45,861
Unh-unh.
He don't get off that easy.Whatever.

233
00:09:45,999 --> 00:09:47,552
You know,
you can still catfish family.

234
00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:49,174
Hey, look,
it's all good, Shyra.

235
00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:50,900
I mean,
if the roles were reversed,

236
00:09:51,038 --> 00:09:52,488
I'd be doing the same thing,
but I'm an open book.

237
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,938
Open book, huh?
Good.

238
00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:55,836
'Cause I looked you up
and I couldn't find

239
00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:57,804
any bookings
or criminal reports.

240
00:09:58,874 --> 00:10:01,014
I've never
been arrested, so.

241
00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:03,119
Yeah, and I'm trying to figure
out where the money resides,

242
00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:05,018
because I know
you do more than bartending.

243
00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,364
You're asking
what else do I do,

244
00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,399
or where do I live?

245
00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:08,815
Yes, all of that.

246
00:10:08,953 --> 00:10:11,334
Okay, look,
I created a couple of apps,

247
00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:13,785
and they spin off
residual income.

248
00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:17,271
Mm, how much residuals
are we talking?

249
00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,102
I do pretty decent,
Reign.

250
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,622
So where does decent stay
in L.A.?

251
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,313
Damn. Bel-Air.

252
00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:25,555
Bel-Air?!
Bel-Air?!

253
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,419
Nigga,
you got moneymoney.

254
00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:29,111
What's up, Frankie?

255
00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,353
Damn.

256
00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:31,561
Where y'all live?

257
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,562
Um...

258
00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,980
Here.

259
00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:38,292
Who are you texting?

260
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,363
Girl, mind your business.

261
00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:44,022
Y'all are the only
cute throuple I know.

262
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,334
We is.

263
00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:46,715
Girl, both of your boos
gonna be at your --

264
00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:49,269
I mean,
parking lot performance.

265
00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,305
[Laughter]You bitches is so petty.

266
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,618
I'm getting tired
of both of y'all, okay?

267
00:10:53,756 --> 00:10:56,241
Nicole was acting really weird
before she left for the holidays

268
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,381
with her daughter Destinee
and her baby father.

269
00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:01,143
I just really hope she makes it
back for my performance, y'all.

270
00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:02,972
You tell her
about the STD yet?

271
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,043
Girl, no. I plan on telling her
after the performance.

272
00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:07,011
I need to wait to get the stress
off of one thing

273
00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:08,253
before I focus
on the other.

274
00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:09,565
You know what?
I think that's good.

275
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:10,462
I think
that's a great idea.

276
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,016
Don't you start.

277
00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:13,845
I know you ain't talking.You don't want it with me.

278
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:15,433
[Horn honking]

279
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:16,779
Oh.

280
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,920
Evette outside.
It's time to party.

281
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:23,027
It's a party, it's a party,
it's a party!

282
00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:24,856
Let me go
grab my shoes.Hurry up.

283
00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:27,100
[Cellphone rings]

284
00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,761
Fucking Derek.

285
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:35,142
Hey, I'm busy helping Evette.

286
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,903
But can we talk
after the tailgate?

287
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,215
I mean, if it's too much,
then you don't got to come.

288
00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,286
Alright, bye.

289
00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:43,185
Where's my...

290
00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:45,083
Ha ha!

291
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:48,777
Yeah!

292
00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:50,537
Yes!

293
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:51,952
Evette:
What's up? What's up?

294
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,679
Y'all ready for
another Evette "lituation"?

295
00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:56,612
Yeah!Oh, hell yeah.

296
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,752
Yo, but what happened to Jamal?
I thought this was his tailgate.

297
00:11:58,890 --> 00:11:59,995
Change of plans.

298
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:01,168
You know,
with our families living

299
00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,791
on each side
of the world...

300
00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:04,033
Uh-huh.

301
00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:05,828
...he had
just mixed up his dates.

302
00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,554
Girl, this is real cute.

303
00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:10,177
And it's got my own personal
dressing room for when a bitch

304
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:12,007
got to prepare
for her performance.

305
00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,388
We got a little VIP
little situation in the back.

306
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,771
You can go up and go off
before you go on stage.

307
00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:20,118
But just know this R.V.
is a rental.

308
00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:21,637
Yeah.

309
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,571
So this isn't the extremely
elusive Jamal's mystery machine?

310
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,850
[Laughs]No, smart-ass.
It's not, okay?

311
00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:30,439
He's actually an investor
in a dealership,

312
00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:32,165
and this is the floor model.

313
00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:33,960
Comes with a driver.Okay.

314
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:37,308
That being said,
no fucking, no smoking.

315
00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:39,551
And for sure,
don't put y'all happy asses

316
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,174
in that driver's seat,
okay?

317
00:12:41,312 --> 00:12:42,520
Yeah.Okay.

318
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:44,177
So can I sit
in the driver's lap, though?Bitch.

319
00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:45,903
Look, I'm gonna go load
some stuff, alright?

320
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,388
Yeah, I'm gonna help out
your little brother.Thank you, Watson.

321
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,424
Yeah, we're gonna help your big
brother 'cause he's so petty.

322
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,150
Reign: Girl,
this man little as hell.

323
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,221
Reign.

324
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,430
What's going on
with you and Jamal?

325
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,708
I said it was okay.
Please don't start.

326
00:12:58,847 --> 00:12:59,951
Yeah, but you just seemed
so happy

327
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:01,539
that he was coming
this weekend.

328
00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:04,128
I mean,
if I'm being honest,

329
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:06,578
I was more so excited about
the food and fun.

330
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:09,996
'Mal and I, we just roll
with the punches, girl.

331
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:12,446
And if I got upset
every time he fucked up,

332
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,103
we'd both be homeless.

333
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:17,693
But he's gonna make up for it,
as he always does.

334
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,454
Big, giant gesture
such as so.

335
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,181
Yes, girl, I like it.
I guess so.

336
00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:24,562
Yeah.
Okay, tailgate.

337
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,012
So we have the drinks.
we have the f--

338
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,911
Where's the food?
I got you.

339
00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:31,017
I know you and your friends
missed the holidays,

340
00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:34,020
so I hope I make up for it
with this catered friendsgiving.

341
00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:38,196
My God.
Thank you, Evette.

342
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,716
And seriously, thank you
for inviting my friends as well.

343
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,649
Oh, yeah. They cool.
We going up.

344
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,375
We going up, girl!Yeah.

345
00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:45,548
What's up, driver?

346
00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:47,309
♪ Look,
tell a man no trouble ♪

347
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:50,139
♪ I don't want beef, man,
I just want vibes ♪

348
00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:52,797
♪ Big man like me,
no need for the telephone ♪

349
00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,799
[Indistinct shouting]

350
00:13:54,937 --> 00:13:56,214
Y'all fucked up! Damn!

351
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,975
Don't fall.
Okay, don't fall.

352
00:13:58,113 --> 00:14:00,184
Wait, are you --Yes. Come on.

353
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,530
Whoo!
Damn.
How many shots you had?

354
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,808
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.

355
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:06,052
Oh, this is nice.

356
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,777
Yeah, my man did that,
y'all.

357
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,331
I heard that.

358
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:12,127
The catering company
on standby goes, baby.

359
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,923
You gonna
leave me hanging?

360
00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:16,683
Waiters, okay?

361
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,133
We used them last year,

362
00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:19,410
but they just bring
all the heavy shit up

363
00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:21,308
so we could just pull up
and pop out.

364
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,690
Got you.Where did our driver go?

365
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,968
Oh, he's on a break
for the next five hours.

366
00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:27,521
Jamal got him tickets
to the game

367
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,730
so that, you know, we're not
just paying him for nothing.

368
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,008
Okay, a man that barters

369
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:32,872
is a handsomely
paid benefactor.

370
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,080
What did you say
Jamal name was?

371
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:35,771
"Nunya."
Relax, Reign.

372
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,738
You don't want everybody
in your business.
Thank you.

373
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,983
Touché. When we gonna meet
Casper the Negro Ghost, anyway?

374
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:43,537
Well,
Shyra already met him,

375
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,471
and she's the only one
that matters, as my roomie.

376
00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:47,921
That part, and that's that.
End speaking.

377
00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:49,129
Whose side you on?

378
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:50,786
Excuse me.
I'm trying to eat.

379
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,995
Please tell me these waiters
have our food ready to be served

380
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,997
because a bitch is hungry,
okay?

381
00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:56,654
Ooh, where is the k--

382
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,656
Okay, we got ketchup.
Where's the mustard?

383
00:14:58,794 --> 00:14:59,726
You gonna eat some ribs?

384
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,003
I'm gonna eat
some ribs.

385
00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:02,487
Girl, when you start
eating pork?

386
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,421
Actually, Shyra.
let's take a shot.

387
00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,078
Let's do that!

388
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,874
Let's take a shot!
Come on!

389
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:11,496
Ooh!
[Laughs]

390
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:13,257
We too fucked up.

391
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,017
You fucked up.
We fucked up.

392
00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:16,329
Girl, we at home.

393
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,813
What is going on
with these rice and peas?

394
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:18,952
I need a little...

395
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,712
I'm-a buy you a drink.

396
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:22,369
Reign: Your little brother
over here eating, girl.

397
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:23,888
Come on, bro.
Come on.

398
00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:25,717
Hey, hey.

399
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:28,099
Heeey!

400
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,377
Come on, Shyra!
You know how to do it.

401
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,414
I'm getting a hot dog.
Where is the mustard?

402
00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:34,519
This turnt up.
Where's the ice?

403
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:36,004
I'm about to get
one of these hot dogs.

404
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,626
Come on, little brother.
Ha!

405
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,662
Damn, Reign, you ain't
gonna fix nobody else a plate?

406
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,492
Girl,
y'all grown as hell.

407
00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,218
Y'all better dig in.
The fuck?

408
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:45,565
Go get you a drink or something.
Leave me the fuck alone.

409
00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:47,429
Fuck you talking to you.

410
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,224
Yeah, put some meat
on that plate.

411
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:50,639
I'm vegan, man.[Sighs]

412
00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:52,399
Ooh!

413
00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:54,160
Got more food coming? If not,
I'm gonna go chill in the R.V.

414
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,369
Not before I get dressed,
you won't.

415
00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,129
Okay,
the chef is on his way.

416
00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,751
He got caught in
a little traffic,

417
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:02,064
so I'm having him walk
the food over right now.

418
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:05,136
Yes, walking.
That's what I'm talking about.
First-class service.

419
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:07,242
You're gonna have to give me
that number afterwards.I got you.

420
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,382
I think
you already have it.

421
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,797
What?

422
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,178
Hey, y'all.
Can I get some help?

423
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:15,491
Oh, my God!

424
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:16,561
Yes!

425
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,736
Yes!

426
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:19,909
Really, bitch?What?

427
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,221
We don't even have
a handshake.

428
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:22,602
Okay, we can make one.Girl, fuck off.

429
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,741
Damn.

430
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:25,156
Is everything Gucci?No.

431
00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:26,916
I had Z help me out
after his birthday,

432
00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:28,401
pull a little
something together,

433
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:30,092
and he even got
some of your favorite foods.

434
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:32,474
That's right.
I got baby back ribs for Shy.

435
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,510
Misha, I got you
with the red beans and rice.

436
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,926
Evette, fried oysters
are served.

437
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,514
Okay,
so what you get for me?

438
00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,654
And everyone, I'd like
to introduce you to Xavier,

439
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:41,966
also a fellow Trojan,

440
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:43,968
although he got
a few years on me.

441
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,418
I hope somebody
using Trojans.

442
00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:46,729
Girl, they don't
even like each other.

443
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,869
Hi, Xavier.
It's nice to meet you.

444
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,596
So, what's in the pot?

445
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,943
Ziyad made gumbo.

446
00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:55,359
Said it was
somebody's favorite,

447
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:57,671
but I think he secretly
made it for me.

448
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,984
I did not. It was actually
already on the menu.

449
00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:03,643
But I appreciate you helping me
cut those vegetables.

450
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:04,885
It was my pleasure.

451
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,336
Everybody meet Mecca.

452
00:17:07,473 --> 00:17:10,443
I met him through work.
Look at him. He fine.

453
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:15,482
You look real familiar.
And I never forget a face.

454
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,242
I know you!

455
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,038
You're from
that Christian lovers ad!

456
00:17:19,175 --> 00:17:21,661
Oh, you got me.
Good job, man.

457
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,421
But, damn,
that's a good-ass eye.

458
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:24,905
Hey, that shit just dropped,
like, what, this week?

459
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,390
Ooh, you're so fine.

460
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:27,805
I need a rubdown before
the end of the night, okay?

461
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:30,946
Okay, I got you.

462
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,051
Girl.You see that shit?

463
00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:33,673
So how long they been off?

464
00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:36,814
Girl, not long enough.
It's about to get real messy.

465
00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:38,298
And they over by the food.I could tell.

466
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,817
I hope they don't
start scrapping,

467
00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,543
because a bitch is hungry.

468
00:17:41,681 --> 00:17:43,579
They're gonna start throwing the
hot dogs at each other, shit.

469
00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,995
Girl, they might
Even the ribs over there.

470
00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:47,583
It's about to get
real messy.

471
00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,620
It's gonna be a dick-comparing
contest in a minute.

472
00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:55,522
So this supposed to be
your peace offering?

473
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,179
I've been calling you
all day.

474
00:17:57,317 --> 00:17:58,732
Are you really that petty,

475
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,148
or do you actually have me
blocked on everything?

476
00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:01,770
I was freeing myself
of negativity,

477
00:18:01,908 --> 00:18:03,565
and look what the fuck
came through.

478
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:05,222
Oh, you got some fucking nerve
to be talking about --

479
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,533
Don't do this, Ziyad.

480
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,122
Look like you moved on, Papa.

481
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,641
I was fulfilling an order.

482
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,263
Ah.That's what professionals do,
see?

483
00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:14,093
See, we make sure the client
is taken care of.

484
00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:16,233
But you wouldn't know
anything about that, would you?

485
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:19,581
I'm fine, Mr. Taylor.
Thanks for asking.

486
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,687
How does it feel to have
somebody new in the kitchen?

487
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:26,519
Oh, there he is.
Childish and petulant as ever.

488
00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:28,797
You don't get to pop up
like some spurned lover.

489
00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:31,938
You are here with my friends
without even telling me.

490
00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:36,218
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is that your way of moving on?

491
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:37,461
I tried calling.

492
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:40,981
Boy, fuck you.
Fuck you looking at?

493
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,225
That's...

494
00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:44,847
[Sighs]

495
00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:46,504
For sure. Let me put my number
your phone real quick.

496
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:47,816
Alright.Let's go ahead and do that.

497
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,197
Ahem!
Go find you a drink.

498
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:50,336
Yo, what the fuck
you doing that for?

499
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:51,544
What's good? You good?No.

500
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:53,580
What's going on?Them.

501
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,444
It's all good, X.
I'll just leave the apron on.

502
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:59,103
You sure? I got more shirts.
Back in the car.

503
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:02,210
Ooh, take it off.

504
00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:03,487
God damn, boy.

505
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,799
So that's your old dude
right there.

506
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,525
You get that for me?

507
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:10,908
Yo, he got some body, high-key.
I can see the attraction.

508
00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:13,531
His little friend, too.
Hey, so check it.

509
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:16,120
What you think about them being
into, like, some group shit?

510
00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:17,501
Is that...
Really?

511
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,641
Reign!
I'm just fucking with you, man!

512
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:22,609
Like, relax. Lighten up.
We good.

513
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,577
Like, what happened anyway?
Like, what's the problem?

514
00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:26,510
I should go slapping his
baldheaded ass back of his head.

515
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:30,479
He get on my fucking nerve.
How he gonna make my gumbo?

516
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:31,584
Chopping up shit.

517
00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:33,413
It's cool.
Chop his ass up.

518
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:34,897
Chill.
We're good.

519
00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:37,072
It don't look nice
on you like that.

520
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,832
Don't look good
with attitude.

521
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,593
Can we go?
I need a fucking drink.

522
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:41,904
Let's kick it.
I ain't get no food yet.

523
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,561
I wanted to get a snack
or something.

524
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,356
Fuck the food.
I'll buy you something to eat.

525
00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:47,255
Alright.
Fuck it.

526
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:48,808
♪♪

527
00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,361
♪ Digital rich ♪

528
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:51,707
♪ Digital rich ♪

529
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,192
The music is horrible.
It is boring.

530
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,504
It is so bad.
Y'all, who is this D.J.?

531
00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:57,230
Whose mans is this?

532
00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:59,784
I haven't heard "Swag Surfin'"
or "Knuck if You Buck" not once.

533
00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:01,890
Girl, I told you,
don't be expecting the Freaknik

534
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:03,236
in the S.C. parking lot.

535
00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:05,204
Shut up.Shit.

536
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:06,515
My friends think
I'm more stuck up now

537
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:07,861
than I was
back in high school.

538
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,138
You know what
they used to call me?

539
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:10,416
What?
Miss Hollywood.

540
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:11,727
Oh, girl,
we call you that.Bye.

541
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,660
Bitch, don't let them
dim your light.

542
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,662
That's right. One thing
I hate about transplants --

543
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,493
I mean,
no offense to y'all --

544
00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,495
but those who go back home
and shrink.

545
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,393
I wish I would be
from a hick town.

546
00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,084
and they introduced me
as the friend.

547
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,949
Bitch, please.But Mecca introduced you
as the homey.

548
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:28,157
Oh!

549
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,091
Oh, my God,
is that Misha?!

550
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,403
Who the fuck?Who is this?

551
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:35,061
Korey!
My favorite hype man.

552
00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:38,064
Everybody, this is Korey.
Korey, this is everybody.

553
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:39,307
What's up, y'all?

554
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:40,894
What up?
Why, you got Timbs on?

555
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,414
It's 103 degrees outside.[Laughs]

556
00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:45,036
Them is some nice heels
in the field.

557
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:46,037
Where you going after this?

558
00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:48,108
Mm. Touché.

559
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,282
Don't be laughing.

560
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,559
Have you heard from Maureen?

561
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:51,802
I have not heard from her
all day long.

562
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,597
Yo, calm down.
It's all good.

563
00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:55,357
She probably just backstage
with a little juju.

564
00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:57,152
We'll see her in a minute.
It's alright.

565
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,498
Okay.
Alright?

566
00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:01,156
Okay. Do you want
to help me get ready?

567
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,883
Ready for what?We can help you
get ready.

568
00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:05,643
Oh, you trying
to get ready?
I'm trying to
get ready ready.

569
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,714
Yeah, I can help you get ready.
What you need?

570
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,371
[Chuckles]

571
00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:11,339
He about to help me
get ready, y'all.

572
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:12,581
What kind of ready?Don't worry about it.

573
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:13,789
I'm about to
stomp the yard.

574
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:15,101
Not in them Timbs,
you won't.

575
00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:17,862
[Laughter]

576
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,485
Did you take
the prescription?

577
00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:21,763
Yeah, yeah, I finished it
two days ago. Damn.

578
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:24,938
Okay, good. Because I'm
so fucking sexually frustrated.

579
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:27,147
This damn performance.Okay, shit.

580
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,494
This goddamn job.

581
00:21:28,632 --> 00:21:31,290
God damn! Just gonna
take my shoes off, then.

582
00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:33,464
Mm-hmm.

583
00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:35,949
Damn, these
motherfucking snake boots.

584
00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:39,505
I'm about to -- come here.

585
00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:40,954
Oh, fuck.
I'm stuck.

586
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,198
Oh, yeah, you stuck?
Yeah, I'm stuck to you, too.

587
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,096
Wait, no.
I'm actually stuck.

588
00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:47,133
Oh, shit. My bad.
Come on.

589
00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:48,962
[Grunts]

590
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,447
Yeah, 'cause I'm strong
and shit.

591
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:51,551
Oh, fuck, Korey.

592
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:53,277
Oh, yeah.
Korey!

593
00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:54,968
[Moaning]

594
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,211
Yeah.
Call me Daddy.

595
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,937
Oh, come on, Daddy.Call me Daddy.

596
00:21:58,075 --> 00:21:59,904
Daddy! Oh, Daddy.

597
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:01,354
Ah! God damn.

598
00:22:01,492 --> 00:22:03,252
I like that shit.You like that shit?

599
00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:04,599
I like that shit.

600
00:22:04,737 --> 00:22:06,842
Call me Maria!Who the fuck is Maria?

601
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,396
I don't fucking know.
Just go with it.

602
00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:10,294
Oh, shit.

603
00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:12,123
♪ Maria, Maria ♪

604
00:22:12,261 --> 00:22:14,643
♪ Maria of
the "West Side Story" ♪

605
00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:16,542
Oh, "West Side Story."
[Moaning]

606
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,820
[Speaking Spanish][Speaking Spanish]

607
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:22,064
Hey, yeah.
Stop playing with me.Oh, Pikachu!

608
00:22:22,202 --> 00:22:25,965
They call me Charizard!
They call me Charizard!

609
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:28,899
I'm breathing fire
in this motherfucker!

610
00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:30,107
[Sighs]

611
00:22:30,245 --> 00:22:32,868
You can't take niggas nowhere.

612
00:22:33,731 --> 00:22:37,528
Actually, I kinda wanna
fuck in a RV. [Giggles]

613
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,566
Derek: Never fear --
Big Daddy is here!

614
00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:42,671
I got the churros,
I got the tres leches,

615
00:22:42,809 --> 00:22:44,155
I got the dulce de leche.

616
00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:46,088
I got all the leche
for all the woman.

617
00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:48,263
Okay, well, all the leches
can go on the table.

618
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,507
We're about to head over
and watch Misha's performance.

619
00:22:50,645 --> 00:22:52,923
Damn, thought if I showed up
a little late,

620
00:22:53,061 --> 00:22:55,684
you'd be a little drunk
and a little more fun.

621
00:22:55,822 --> 00:22:57,065
Mm.

622
00:22:57,203 --> 00:22:58,584
Guess not.

623
00:22:58,722 --> 00:23:00,482
Alright, Derek.

624
00:23:03,243 --> 00:23:05,522
I know you're not about to lose
the only groove you got

625
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,593
over FansOnly.

626
00:23:07,731 --> 00:23:09,974
You know, the more I find out
about him,

627
00:23:10,112 --> 00:23:13,771
the more I know letting him
anywhere near me is a mistake.

628
00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:15,773
I just don't know
how to tell him yet.

629
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:18,604
Look, if you gon' be
a bad bitch, you need to know

630
00:23:18,742 --> 00:23:20,847
that rejecting niggas is
just part of the game.

631
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:23,609
Not everybody
gets access to you, Shy.

632
00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,163
[Laughs]

633
00:23:26,301 --> 00:23:27,716
Why you laughing at me,
Evette?

634
00:23:27,854 --> 00:23:30,788
Fuck! I just realized
you're helpless, girl.

635
00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:32,859
Fuck. Hold on.
Okay...

636
00:23:32,997 --> 00:23:35,897
You need some
liquid courage, ASAP.

637
00:23:37,657 --> 00:23:40,142
Evette,
what the fuck is that?

638
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,592
It's Goldschlager.

639
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,767
It's my fuck-you-up
starter drink, girl.

640
00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:45,389
You need it.
Mnh-mnh.

641
00:23:45,527 --> 00:23:48,081
My uncle told me that since
it's real gold flakes in it,

642
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,600
then if you drink enough,

643
00:23:49,738 --> 00:23:52,085
you could shit out
a gold bracelet.

644
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,053
[Chuckles] You got
a lot of gold bracelets.

645
00:23:54,191 --> 00:23:55,364
Yeah, I actually do.

646
00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:57,781
Mm. A lot.
Absolutely not.

647
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,026
Okay, Mish!
Okay, Mish!

648
00:24:02,164 --> 00:24:05,582
-Go, Mish! I see you, girl!
-You look good!

649
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,756
You look cute, girl!

650
00:24:07,894 --> 00:24:09,620
Yeah!
Get it, get it.

651
00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:12,312
She ready! She ready!Ay, ay!

652
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,521
Wow.
You look bomb.

653
00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:14,936
Are y'all ready
for a show?

654
00:24:15,074 --> 00:24:16,351
Now, are youready
for the show?

655
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,180
I am, bitch.I'm ready to see it.

656
00:24:18,318 --> 00:24:21,218
Gotta be better than
her fucking drink here.Girl.

657
00:24:21,356 --> 00:24:22,771
-We ready!
-We ready!

658
00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:24,635
-We ready! We ready!
-We ready!

659
00:24:24,773 --> 00:24:25,843
-We ready!
-We ready!

660
00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:27,707
-Hey!
-We ready!

661
00:24:27,845 --> 00:24:30,296
-We ready! We ready!
-Let's go!

662
00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:32,747
We ready! We ready!

663
00:24:32,885 --> 00:24:35,370
We ready!
We ready!

664
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,545
We ready! We ready!

665
00:24:37,683 --> 00:24:39,443
We are here
with Misha Desire.

666
00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:41,203
She's supposed to go up
in a couple of minutes,

667
00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:43,378
but we didn't really
get the confirmation.

668
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:44,793
There's nothing I can do.

669
00:24:44,931 --> 00:24:46,415
The booking agent said
we're running behind,

670
00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:47,831
gave me a list to bump.

671
00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:49,384
Your girl's on the list.

672
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,765
[Scoffs]

673
00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:53,043
First of all,
the girl has a name.

674
00:24:53,181 --> 00:24:55,114
Matter of fact,
the girl is a woman.

675
00:24:55,252 --> 00:24:58,566
What do you mean
I've been bumped from the list?

676
00:24:58,704 --> 00:25:00,222
Yo, call Maureen DeVoe.

677
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,776
Shit.

678
00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,227
Look...

679
00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:07,575
Is there anything
I can do?

680
00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:08,783
Not a thing.

681
00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:10,681
Little Juju's
performing right now,

682
00:25:10,819 --> 00:25:12,925
and then the headliner.

683
00:25:13,063 --> 00:25:15,548
Uh, it went straight
to voicemail.

684
00:25:15,686 --> 00:25:17,792
She ain't pick up.

685
00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,415
Yo, where the fuck
is Maureen DeVoe?!

686
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,797
-♪ Just be ready ♪
-♪ Let's do this, Ronnie ♪

687
00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:24,695
♪ What if I told you
I was thinking 'bout you? ♪

688
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,042
Drink up, bitch.
You still look good.

689
00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:29,735
It was just one performance.
It's not like you got dropped.

690
00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:32,461
A bitch is about to drop
her fucking manager, man.

691
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,568
Why the fuck wouldn't Maureen
give me a heads-up?

692
00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,294
Some bullshit.

693
00:25:37,432 --> 00:25:39,572
Well, maybe it was a situation
where she just couldn't --

694
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:40,987
Yo, new guy!

695
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,506
Okay, you're not here
to play devil's advocate.

696
00:25:42,644 --> 00:25:44,197
Whose side are you on?

697
00:25:45,164 --> 00:25:47,269
I'm on this side.You're on our side. Okay.

698
00:25:47,407 --> 00:25:49,651
Hell, yeah.Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.

699
00:25:49,789 --> 00:25:51,860
Look, Mish,
I'm just saying.

700
00:25:51,998 --> 00:25:53,759
Okay,
people let you down.

701
00:25:53,897 --> 00:25:56,175
I mean, it's
the circle of life.

702
00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:59,454
They don't intend to,
but they do.

703
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:00,835
Are we still
talking about me?

704
00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:02,319
Yo, Shy.
Yeah.

705
00:26:02,457 --> 00:26:03,665
Wanna go get
some Gatorade?

706
00:26:03,803 --> 00:26:06,461
Why?Sober up again.

707
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,532
Remember what I said.
Remember I said, okay?

708
00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:10,430
You're good, you're good.
Be careful.

709
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,363
♪♪

710
00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:15,090
[Reign sighs]

711
00:26:15,228 --> 00:26:16,989
Derek: Step, step.

712
00:26:18,956 --> 00:26:20,026
Oh, be careful.
Be careful.

713
00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:22,270
Sit down.
I got you.

714
00:26:24,272 --> 00:26:27,275
This should help,
sober up a little bit.

715
00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:29,173
[Sighs]

716
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,695
Still look cute.

717
00:26:40,495 --> 00:26:43,602
I'll be right back.Yeah, you do that.

718
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,327
I can't believe
you brought a date.

719
00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:47,640
Mnh-mnh, you don't get to
talk to me any kind of way,

720
00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:49,159
leave in the middle
of the conversation,

721
00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:51,230
and then come back days later
as if it never stopped.

722
00:26:51,368 --> 00:26:53,819
It's nuts.
You fucking nuts!
And rude.

723
00:26:53,957 --> 00:26:55,544
You know what, I don't care
about L-M-N-O-P.

724
00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:56,753
X.You keep him away from me.

725
00:26:56,891 --> 00:26:58,686
I don't give a fuck,
ex-boyfriend.

726
00:26:58,824 --> 00:26:59,963
How about that?

727
00:27:00,101 --> 00:27:01,205
Oh, dramatic monologue
and walk off.

728
00:27:01,343 --> 00:27:02,966
I should've
seen that coming.

729
00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:04,864
[Chuckles]
Better?

730
00:27:07,073 --> 00:27:08,557
Just want you to be
the first to know,

731
00:27:08,696 --> 00:27:10,698
I think I'm getting
partial custody of my daughter.

732
00:27:10,836 --> 00:27:12,941
Laura hit me up
earlier.

733
00:27:13,079 --> 00:27:16,082
That's great, Derek.
I'm really happy for you.

734
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:20,052
Could make me even happier
by celebrating with me tonight.

735
00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:22,917
[Scoffs]
And why would I do that?

736
00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,332
What you mean, Shy?

737
00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:27,059
You literally said
it was cool the other day.

738
00:27:27,197 --> 00:27:28,716
I'm trying to
come at you correct,

739
00:27:28,854 --> 00:27:31,926
but you can ducking me
like we're not already fucking.

740
00:27:32,064 --> 00:27:34,342
Fuck.
Look, man, hey.

741
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,829
What I'm trying to say
is I like you a lot.

742
00:27:38,967 --> 00:27:41,625
I want to do whatever
this shit is. I want more.

743
00:27:41,763 --> 00:27:43,869
[Laughs]

744
00:27:44,007 --> 00:27:45,387
More -- More than what?
Like...

745
00:27:45,525 --> 00:27:48,805
Like we're supposed to be
some happily ever after?

746
00:27:48,943 --> 00:27:50,530
Know what?
Your ass is drunk.

747
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,636
We should just end
this conversation right here.

748
00:27:52,774 --> 00:27:54,051
No, no, no,
wait, Derek.

749
00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:55,294
No, let's just dead
the conversation.

750
00:27:55,432 --> 00:27:56,847
I got a question, Derek.

751
00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:58,400
I mean, do you think
our best friends

752
00:27:58,538 --> 00:28:00,886
would condone us
fucking behind their back?

753
00:28:01,024 --> 00:28:02,611
You're drunk right now.No, no, no. Or maybe...

754
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,303
Maybe you thought
that I would be okay

755
00:28:04,441 --> 00:28:07,064
with you prostituting yourself
on the internet.

756
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:09,411
You know, niggas that do porn
and record themselves

757
00:28:09,549 --> 00:28:12,863
to get off later,
I will never fucking understand.

758
00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:19,318
So, no, Derek, we don't get
to end up together.

759
00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:22,459
Because girls like me
don't end up with guys like you.

760
00:28:22,597 --> 00:28:24,703
♪♪

761
00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:26,428
Fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out!

762
00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:27,982
Oh, you got a lot
of fucking nerve.

763
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,500
You know what?
Fuck off, Derek.

764
00:28:29,638 --> 00:28:31,054
Girls like you?
Bitch, you was getting fucked

765
00:28:31,192 --> 00:28:32,572
in that gym
just like everybody else.

766
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,298
-Are you kidding me?
-What's your problem, bro?

767
00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:35,783
Back the fuck up.
I'm not playing with yo' ass.

768
00:28:35,921 --> 00:28:37,025
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's people around.

769
00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:38,371
Y'all gotta stop.Nah, fuck that.

770
00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:39,718
She's trying to treat me
like some random-ass

771
00:28:39,856 --> 00:28:41,167
side nigga
off the street.

772
00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:42,824
Meanwhile, she's begging
for dick every night.

773
00:28:42,962 --> 00:28:44,412
Oh, hold on, child.
We know what you doing.

774
00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:45,793
You ain't about to drag her name
in the mud like that.

775
00:28:45,931 --> 00:28:47,346
This how you want
to go out, D?

776
00:28:47,484 --> 00:28:48,830
Back the fuck up.
I ain't playing with your ass.

777
00:28:48,968 --> 00:28:50,038
Girl, I will take
all these rings off

778
00:28:50,176 --> 00:28:51,799
and whup
your motherfucking ass.

779
00:28:51,937 --> 00:28:53,283
Niggas like this
little lying dick,

780
00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:54,871
when a woman say
she don't want your ass,

781
00:28:55,009 --> 00:28:56,320
all of a sudden
he done had her.

782
00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:58,909
Shyra would never --You know what? I did.

783
00:28:59,047 --> 00:29:00,462
Oh, shit.

784
00:29:02,464 --> 00:29:05,951
Remember that sex dummy
at Nicole's shop?

785
00:29:06,089 --> 00:29:08,436
That's all
it ever was, Derek.

786
00:29:08,574 --> 00:29:11,542
It was sex...dummy.

787
00:29:12,509 --> 00:29:14,545
It was only sex, huh?

788
00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:17,203
I guess I'm the dummy.

789
00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:18,757
It was good, though,
wasn't it, Shy?

790
00:29:18,895 --> 00:29:20,310
Shut up, Evette.

791
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:24,452
Yo, you good?

792
00:29:27,179 --> 00:29:29,457
This is a fucking shit show.

793
00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:39,536
♪ New ZIP,
address looking European ♪

794
00:29:39,674 --> 00:29:42,677
♪ New bitch,
don't owe nobody a reason ♪

795
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:46,750
♪ Yeah, pull up, hop out,
show off that new body ♪

796
00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:50,098
♪ Ain't a drip, wave too big,
it's a tsunami ♪

797
00:29:50,236 --> 00:29:53,032
Oh, I look like I'm missing out
on all the fun.

798
00:29:53,170 --> 00:29:56,035
Oh.
Hey, babe.

799
00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:58,279
Go ahead. Sit down.
Get your feet rubbed.

800
00:29:58,417 --> 00:30:01,316
I know you hurting from
all that one-two step.

801
00:30:01,454 --> 00:30:02,731
Rub her feet, Korey.

802
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,906
You know
her dogs is hurting.

803
00:30:05,044 --> 00:30:06,701
The performance
didn't even happen.

804
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,014
Maureen wouldn't even answer
my phone calls.

805
00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:11,154
Oh, poor baby.

806
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:13,156
Korey, can you please
excuse us for a second?

807
00:30:13,294 --> 00:30:15,710
Can you come over here
and talk to me, please?

808
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:19,024
The fuck you ain't trying to
walk me away from your friends

809
00:30:19,162 --> 00:30:20,473
'cause you don't want
to get embarrassed.

810
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:23,131
Embarrassed?
What are you talking about?

811
00:30:23,269 --> 00:30:24,857
Are you fucking high
or something?

812
00:30:24,995 --> 00:30:26,307
'Cause please, share.

813
00:30:26,445 --> 00:30:27,964
Oh, you want me to share?Yes.

814
00:30:28,102 --> 00:30:29,758
Okay.
I got a story to share.

815
00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:31,484
There was once
this businesswoman,

816
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:35,005
successful businesswoman,
who met this young girl

817
00:30:35,143 --> 00:30:37,421
who wanted
to explore her sexuality.

818
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:41,253
And against the better judgment
of the businesswoman,

819
00:30:41,391 --> 00:30:43,842
she decided to explore
that relationship,

820
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,326
based on a few rules.

821
00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:48,398
Do you think the young girl
followed the rules?

822
00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:50,849
Do you think she followed
the motherfucking rules?

823
00:30:50,987 --> 00:30:52,402
Oh, sh...

824
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:54,956
Nikki.

825
00:30:55,094 --> 00:30:56,855
There was a lot of shit
going on right now.

826
00:30:56,993 --> 00:30:58,339
Everything
is fucking crazy.

827
00:30:58,477 --> 00:31:00,134
I just didn't know
what the fuck to say to you.

828
00:31:00,272 --> 00:31:01,860
I'm -- I-I'm sorry.

829
00:31:01,998 --> 00:31:03,931
Girl, take this shit.

830
00:31:04,069 --> 00:31:05,622
What the fuck you mean
you didn't know what to say?

831
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,005
What you should have said was,
"Nicole, I got chlamydia.

832
00:31:09,143 --> 00:31:10,592
Maybe you should
go get checked out."

833
00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:12,905
That's what any
responsible adult would do.

834
00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:14,320
I couldn't tell you
because I thought

835
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,081
you were gonna
fucking break up with me!

836
00:31:16,219 --> 00:31:17,668
And you think I ain't gonna
break up with yo' ass now?

837
00:31:17,806 --> 00:31:20,188
You letting that corny-ass
nigga rub your fucking feet

838
00:31:20,326 --> 00:31:21,741
and kiss
on your fucking cat

839
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,883
and then putting that
dumbass smile on your face?

840
00:31:25,021 --> 00:31:27,126
Just please,
tell me what to do,

841
00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:28,369
and I will fucking do it.

842
00:31:28,507 --> 00:31:29,957
You want me
to break up with him?

843
00:31:30,095 --> 00:31:31,337
'Cause if you want me
to do that, I will.

844
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:33,098
I don't even know
why I bother with you.

845
00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:35,514
You --
You don't get it.

846
00:31:35,652 --> 00:31:38,275
I tried to follow
your rules.

847
00:31:38,413 --> 00:31:40,346
A bitch like me
needs monogamy,

848
00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:42,245
or this shit
would've never happened.

849
00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:44,523
I can't fucking be around here
juggling dicks in one hand

850
00:31:44,661 --> 00:31:45,938
and pussy
in the other one.

851
00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:47,767
I need to be
with one person,

852
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,529
to be a freak
for one person.

853
00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:54,843
Okay, so it's all of those
other bitches over me.

854
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:57,260
[Scoffs]
Don't ask that question.

855
00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:59,848
You don't want to get
your feelings hurt.

856
00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:01,264
What happened to
brutal honesty

857
00:32:01,402 --> 00:32:02,575
and talking through shit?

858
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,094
You want me to be
brutally honest?

859
00:32:04,232 --> 00:32:05,924
Yes.
Okay. I'll be honest.

860
00:32:06,062 --> 00:32:08,754
I thought that age
didn't matter,

861
00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:10,549
but apparently it does.

862
00:32:10,687 --> 00:32:11,757
Your little friends --

863
00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:13,932
I-I just can't do them.
I can't.

864
00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:15,485
I'm a grown-ass woman

865
00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:18,246
with a child
who's about to be grown.

866
00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:21,111
How are you and I supposed to
have a long-lasting relationship

867
00:32:21,249 --> 00:32:23,251
and we can't even
hang out together?

868
00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:25,322
On top of the polyamory
of it all.

869
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,255
Yeah, a lot of people
don't like labels,

870
00:32:27,393 --> 00:32:28,808
but I'm a label ho.

871
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,431
I know
what I like to wear,

872
00:32:30,569 --> 00:32:32,191
I know who
I want to fuck,

873
00:32:32,329 --> 00:32:34,469
and when I want
to fuck 'em.

874
00:32:36,092 --> 00:32:38,784
So, what are you saying,
Nikki?

875
00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,993
[Inhales deeply]

876
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:44,514
I think we need
to take a break.

877
00:32:45,722 --> 00:32:46,965
Nicole!

878
00:32:47,103 --> 00:32:48,311
Do you actually mean
take a break

879
00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:51,590
or are you
breaking up with me?

880
00:32:51,728 --> 00:32:53,695
The fuck you think?

881
00:32:59,287 --> 00:33:02,497
♪ I get mine,
we say, "Ooh, that's it" ♪

882
00:33:02,635 --> 00:33:04,154
♪ Say what I feel is a fact ♪

883
00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:06,260
♪ She said she feel it
right back ♪

884
00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:09,228
Proud of you.Thank you.

885
00:33:09,366 --> 00:33:11,161
See you in a minute,
alright?

886
00:33:11,299 --> 00:33:12,956
Alright, my boy.Hell, yeah.

887
00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:14,164
Hell, yeah.

888
00:33:14,302 --> 00:33:17,064
Bye, nigga.

889
00:33:17,202 --> 00:33:19,583
Could this night
get any worse?

890
00:33:19,721 --> 00:33:22,172
Girl, I'm ready to haul
my ass back in this RV

891
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,209
and try again tomorrow.

892
00:33:24,347 --> 00:33:26,280
Nah, but now
that you're sober,

893
00:33:26,418 --> 00:33:28,868
girl, I really think
you hurt Derek's feelings.

894
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,491
Yeah,
we had your back but...

895
00:33:30,629 --> 00:33:32,734
I ain't never seen
Derek like that.

896
00:33:32,872 --> 00:33:35,358
Girl, I think
he like youlike you.

897
00:33:35,496 --> 00:33:36,773
For real
for real.

898
00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:39,189
You ready to be
a step-mama?
Stop, okay?

899
00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:40,604
I know I should've never
opened the door

900
00:33:40,742 --> 00:33:42,192
in the first place,
but y'all were like,

901
00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:43,538
"Oh, my God, Shyra,
you need some dick.

902
00:33:43,676 --> 00:33:44,850
You need to fuck.
You need to get laid.

903
00:33:44,988 --> 00:33:46,403
Girl, let's talk about it."

904
00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:47,922
God!You kinda did.

905
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:49,337
[Cellphone chiming]

906
00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:52,961
Ooh...
Oh, my God.

907
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,791
Shy!

908
00:33:54,929 --> 00:33:57,690
This dirty-ass nigga?

909
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,658
What the fuck is this?

910
00:33:59,796 --> 00:34:01,556
Reign: You suck Rodney's
best friend dick,

911
00:34:01,694 --> 00:34:03,627
but left his ashy
for years?

912
00:34:03,765 --> 00:34:05,353
I can't.

913
00:34:05,491 --> 00:34:06,803
At least you look
good doing it.

914
00:34:06,941 --> 00:34:08,908
Girl -- Hey.Sorry.

915
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,152
[Dramatic music plays]

916
00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:17,434
♪♪

917
00:34:17,572 --> 00:34:20,437
Narrator: Coming up on
next week's "A La Carte" menu...

918
00:34:20,574 --> 00:34:23,164
Shy-Shy,
what happened?!

919
00:34:23,302 --> 00:34:24,579
Man:
Just want you to know...

920
00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:26,719
I want to show up for you
as best as I can now.

921
00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,963
I mean, Derek has his moments,
a little bit brief,

922
00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,792
but I just didn't think
that what I said to him

923
00:34:30,929 --> 00:34:32,242
would come back
and bite me in the ass.

924
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,588
So, that's how
you're gonna act.

925
00:34:33,726 --> 00:34:35,313
I make one mistake,
now I'm the bad guy.

926
00:34:35,452 --> 00:34:37,178
Derek, you might need
to find you another lawyer

927
00:34:37,315 --> 00:34:38,938
if that recording
gets out.

928
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,492
Come on, girl. Let's go.

929
00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:43,495
He's still wearing pearls.
He can't represent us.

930
00:34:43,632 --> 00:34:45,565
Give me a call,
and I'm sure we can find

931
00:34:45,704 --> 00:34:46,808
a place for you

932
00:34:46,946 --> 00:34:48,500
in our internship program
next semester.

933
00:34:48,638 --> 00:34:51,054
If I walk away now,
what do I get?

934
00:34:51,192 --> 00:34:52,607
Do I get a check?

935
00:34:52,745 --> 00:34:56,507
I'm just trying to
uncomplicate things, you know?

936
00:34:56,646 --> 00:34:57,543
Hm.

937
00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:59,407
And by
"uncomplicate things,"

938
00:34:59,545 --> 00:35:01,685
you mean
me and you hooking up?

939
00:35:01,823 --> 00:35:03,653
I know shit's always been
mad awkward between us.

940
00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:04,895
Should've went --

941
00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:07,174
-Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo!
-Get the fuck off!

942
00:35:11,005 --> 00:35:13,594
♪ Keep pretending
you gon' make it better ♪

943
00:35:13,732 --> 00:35:16,700
♪ I really wish
you'd get your shit together ♪

944
00:35:16,838 --> 00:35:19,427
♪ We were supposed
to last forever ♪

945
00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:21,843
♪ We was really supposed to
share this cheddar ♪

946
00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:24,605
♪ But you fucked up,
can't put it past us ♪

947
00:35:24,743 --> 00:35:27,435
♪ Walk around this bitch
like you was mad tough ♪

948
00:35:27,573 --> 00:35:30,197
♪ No, I wish you good
but also bad luck ♪

949
00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:32,820
♪ I got plenty choices,
you was backup ♪

950
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:35,650
♪ Lately I been
in my feelings bad ♪

951
00:35:35,788 --> 00:35:38,412
♪ And I know it kinda
make you sad ♪

952
00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:41,000
♪ Can't forget
I always brought the bag ♪

953
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,418
♪ Never thought this shit would
even last, yeah ♪

954
00:35:44,556 --> 00:35:46,765
♪ It wasn't like this
when I met you, bless you ♪

955
00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:49,181
♪ How you know the things
that make it special ♪

956
00:35:49,319 --> 00:35:51,770
♪ Did you forget her in
the streets before I met you ♪

957
00:35:51,908 --> 00:35:53,530
♪ Used to think I was shady ♪

958
00:35:53,668 --> 00:35:57,155
♪ 'Cause I could hear
the streets calling me ♪

959
00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:59,364
♪ Streets calling me ♪

960
00:35:59,502 --> 00:36:02,884
♪ I can hear
the streets calling me ♪

961
00:36:03,022 --> 00:36:05,301
♪ Streets calling me ♪

962
00:36:06,681 --> 00:36:09,063
♪ Studied your feelings,
but I can't relate ♪

963
00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:11,824
♪ Ain't no closing doors,
you know we gettin' cake ♪

964
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:14,551
♪ Bust this pussy open
on the kitchen floor ♪

965
00:36:14,689 --> 00:36:17,382
♪ Order half a dozen bottles
at the liquor store ♪

966
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,592
♪ Niggas raising bets
like the Kentucky Derby ♪

967
00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:23,457
♪ We ran it up,
but then she came too early ♪

968
00:36:23,595 --> 00:36:25,804
♪ I read your mind
and she was lukewarm ♪

969
00:36:25,942 --> 00:36:28,220
♪ Now I'm bustin' corners
in the U-Haul ♪

970
00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:29,601
♪ Why you flexing? ♪

971
00:36:29,739 --> 00:36:31,292
♪ Tell me why
you act like that ♪

972
00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:33,121
♪ New bitch,
how you move that fast ♪

973
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,883
♪ I love you, but you know
I never take you back ♪

974
00:36:36,021 --> 00:36:40,059
♪ I want you, but you know
that shit hurt too bad ♪

975
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,648
♪ You wasn't like this
when I met you, bless you ♪

976
00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:44,892
♪ How you know the things
that make it special ♪

977
00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:47,895
♪ Did you forget I ran
the streets before I met you? ♪

978
00:36:48,033 --> 00:36:49,137
♪ You used to think... ♪

979
00:36:49,276 --> 00:36:53,797
♪♪