- [Gail] Listen to what I say,
very closely,
and obey.
Grab that toy.
- Okay.
- [Gail] And put it on your pussy.
[vibrator whirring]
- What now?
- [Gail] Move it around like she's your best friend.
Then you stick it in,
you need to pump that pussy until she cums.
[Misha moaning]
Do you feel that?
- Oh shit.
Not my damn pocket penis breaking.
- [Gail] Oh Damn.
- Did this shit break up on me?
- [Gail] So close.
- Yo.
Hello?
What the fu...
Uh uh.
I'ma have to come back over there to get a new one.
- [Gail] I got you. When?
- Let me see.
Oh shit. I gotta call you back. I'm late.
- All right. - Okay, bye.
♪ They could never keep me down, I'm goin' in ♪
♪ If I ever fail, just know I'll go again Go again ♪
♪ I never quit 'cause I know that every loss ♪
♪ may lead to another win Whoa whoa ♪
♪ I'm going up Up up up
♪ I bet when I land they gon' tell me ♪
♪ It's luck again Yeah yeah yeah whoa ♪
♪ See that I'm winnin' it's harder to watch ♪
♪ I'm settin' the stage
- [Reign] Always late.
- Reign! Look at you, looking all good.
- I'm gonna start charging you heffers
by the minute like I do my other client.
- Okay clients.
- Chill, you don't even know.
- You a little spicy the tonight, ain't you?
- All right, now you already backlog billable hours unpaid.
Let's grab some drinks while we wait
on the other wayward sister.
- Drinks? You buying?
Drinks!
- [Reign] All right now...
- I am so sorry. I got held up.
- Held up by what, gunpoint?
You later than usual.
- Oh, can I get a Moscow mule?
- Put it on my tab please?
- Yes, thank you, Jesus.
- [Bartender] What kind of vodka would you like?
- Belvedere.
- Don't you give her no Belvedere, give her Tito's.
I know miss gossip girl Misha told you I am low on cash.
Besides, it'll match that cheap ass outfit she got on.
[both laughing]
- It is cheap.
[all laughing]
- You know what?
Not even y'all can rain on my parade today,
because guess what?
I got a promotion.
Yeah, I got a free-ish gym membership.
- Not free-ish.
- And, I got some dick.
- Girl.
- Some what?
- If I ain't fucking, you ain't fucking. You lying.
- No, I am fucking.
In the backseat of a Benz.
- In the backseat of a what?
Come again?
- I did.
Again,
and again.
- Girl. - Until I lost count.
- Who is this mystery man in this Mercedes?
- Right.
- Just this guy I met at the bar the other night.
You know, he's not a stranger.
- What's his name?
- What's his social?
- Security?
- Is she dumb?
- As a box of rocks. [Misha laughing]
- Did you at least try to vet the nigga?
- Oh no, you know.
I mean, we didn't exchange all of that.
- Well y'all exchange everything else.
- So you really out here fucking strangers?
With the little coochie God gave you,
you out here fucking strangers?
You know what? [Reign laughing]
Anyway,
what we not gonna do tonight.
- Now you done.
We finna drink tonight,
'cause what I'm not about to do is let...
[upbeat music]
[Rodney laughing]
[indistinct chatter]
- I love you Shy.
- I love you too.
- Cheers to four years,
Shyra.
- You made this?
- I did, Yeah, I made it.
- Okay.
This is dirty.
- You remember you used to treat me like a stranger?
[both laughing]
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- You used to come over my house unannounced.
- Yeah. I didn't care.
- Yeah, I know you didn't care.
- Oh, but you. [Shyra laughing]
- Yeah. My daddy had guns remember that?
He was ready to use 'em on you.
[both laughing]
- I used to hide in that closet.
[both laughing]
- You used to be in there for hours.
We've been through a lot.
- Yeah,
four years.
Oh well,
but since the first day I met you,
I knew you was the right one for me.
- Rodney.
- Shy, I'm so serious.
I'm so serious.
It's like God designed us to be together or something.
It's weird.
[Rodney laughing]
- I know.
- I mean, it's not weird.
- It's not. I love it too.
- Yeah, I love you.
- I love you too.
- So...
- What?
Rodney, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Baby, what are you doing?
- Look at you, you're all hyper huh?
You talked about how your dad
got your mom a heart shape pendent in her necklace.
So that he's always close to her.
I wanted to do the same for you.
[Shyra clearing throat]
- Rodney, I also said it was
for their fourth wedding
anniversary, babe.
- And you said I don't pay attention to anything.
[Rodney laughing]
Move you hair for me, babe.
♪ Here we go
♪ At the top of the class on a roll ♪
- So who are you
and what the fuck have you done with Mahogany?
- Right?
- I am still the same Mahogany.
What do you mean?
- Uh uh bitch!
You were just lamenting over the follies
of being a lady of the night.
- Objection, a what?
- A hoe.
- Sustained.
- I thought y'all were pro hoe.
- Yes. And pro sex worker, but did you get paid?
Didn't think so.
Now I know you new to this,
but you gonna have to have some references
in case some shit come up.
- Exactly.
- Like what?
- Oh, this bitch is stupid.
- She dumb as fuck. - Is she that dumb?
- I'm right here!
- Um STDs?
Does he have a baby mama?
Or two, or three?
Did you ask him the basics?
'Cause obviously you ain't ask him no deep shit.
- She didn't.
- We went into some deep stuff.
- Uh, excuse me.
Can I order another drink
before this hoe say anything else?
- I'm sorry, sir, but your card was declined.
- Declined?
- [Bartender] Do you wanna try another?
- [Reign] Wow.
Actually, no,
I am going to pay in cash.
Thank you.
I guess somebody didn't pay the credit card bill this month.
I'll be right back.
- Oh my God.
What a travesty.
[indistinct chatter]
Girl, so back to you.
When are y'all linking up again?
I love this for you.
- I don't know.
I don't know anything about him.
- You know this story just keeps getting
better and better with your ass.
- Denied, do you know how embarrassing
it is to have to pay your bill in cash?
I thought you said I had until the end of-
- [Man] You did? Oh, you a so irresponsible.
- Dad, I can explain the $2,500 food bill.
- [Man] Look, save it.
I'm tired of your excuses, bye!
[Reign groaning]
- I don't believe this shit.
[indistinct chatter]
- [Misha] Bitch. Did you just have first one night stand?
- No, I didn't have a one night stand.
Come on, no. I don't think I did, did I?
- Okay, girl.
Well, anyway, listen,
I think we should toast.
We should toast, all right?
So raise your glasses,
we're gonna toast to your promotion.
- Yes. - And your prohotion.
[Misha laughing]
Girl, come on. Hold your glass up.
Girl, fuck you then.
Let me drink my drink.
So what's going on with your card?
- Girl, my daddy done cut me off.
- [Misha] Oh my God.
So can we order more drinks or...?
♪ Here we go on the road
♪ Here we go
And for today we're gonna be going over all the colors
of the rainbow, Jerome.
And gender fluidity,
toxic masculinity and the disillusion of generals.
Who's excited?
- I am.
[Martin laughing]
Don't let me interrupt your lesson,
planning and repatriation of the fifth grade.
- You know what, it's okay.
I'm always looking for new ways to engage.
- Same.
- You know what?
I don't think I've ever had a black science teacher teach me
or let alone, work with one.
- Oh my goodness.
Okay, well, you should come by my class
because I am always up to the challenge of teaching adults.
Bigger attention spans than kids by far.
- But less imagination.
- Well,
I mean, it really depends on the adult.
- Okay.
Well, let me get ready to save the world.
- Right, sure.
- You know, starting with the children first.
- [Martin] Oh, is that what I think it is?
Hey, we're all adults in here.
So it's not like I haven't seen one of these before.
Oh wow.
It's got some hair on it,
but you might wanna...
- Yeah.
- Keep this in your car- - I'm so sorry.
- for whenever it's not in use.
- Yeah.
You know what?
I don't know whether I should blind you with it,
or blind myself with it.
- No, you're good. You're good.
- Could we get workman's comp for that?
- Do you need any help with that?
- No,
just look away.
- You sure?
Bye Misha.
- Bye.
[footsteps thudding]
- Oh my gosh.
Girl's a freak.
♪ Hey
♪ I'm going
♪ Nothing can stop me now I'm going ♪
♪ Hey
♪ I'm going
♪ Nothing can stop me now am going ♪
- Dad?
Well, just come right in.
- Look here, little boy,
I am not one of your little friends.
My name is on this lease.
- [Reign] Okay.
- Oh, nice to see some of my money
being put to good use.
- Well, you said you love to see return on investment.
So, there you have it.
- Speaking of,
your credit card balance,
and we missed you at Sunday dinner, this week.
- Well, working men don't have time
for leisure family gatherings.
- I provide well for you.
Well past most parents.
- Parent.
- Listen, I don't wanna have to deal with this shit.
I afford you the opportunity
to live the life that you see fit.
But with that said, that doesn't mean
that I would not continue to give you parental guidance,
'cause I'm paying for everything.
- Which is until the end of the month,
but here you are renegotiating.
- Had you come to Sunday dinner,
we would've talked about this my son.
- She still don't know how to cook?
- Show your stepmother some respect,
right, her cooking is getting better.
She's improving, thanks to those classes.
- I promise to show her respect when I'm around her.
Hence the reason why I don't come to your family dinners.
- I hope your new job is gonna pay for your meals.
It's time for you to grow up, son.
- Daddy,
what am I supposed to do now?
- I trust you'll figure it out.
You always do, son.
You made a decision
and what did you say?
You can't live off of daddy forever.
♪ I got no drip in my pocket
♪ Must have forgot that maybe I already lost it ♪
- [Misha] STD.
Does he have a baby mama?
Or two, or three?
Did you ask him the basics?
Obviously you ain't asking him no deep shit.
- [Angela] Fuck Denial.
- Fuck denial?
- The venue I wanted for the relaunch event.
Club Denial on Santa Monica, it's closed.
I need you to find another venue ASAP.
- Got it.
- And also--
- And I wrote on all your messages.
You have one from Claudio,
and also,
I pushed your meeting back to 2:00 PM.
Finished the mood board, okay?
If you'd like to take a look, it's right here.
- Wow.
You almost sound like a first assistant, Margarita.
That necklace is so loud, I can hardly hear anything.
Just stay there, and listen.
Oh!
Carbs and couture don't mix.
I mean, look at you.
Pick a passion.
You wanna be in fashion, or no?
Yes?
Oh, call Claudio,
his number's listed in the favorites on that phone.
[dramatic music]
- My God.
[footsteps pattering]
[Mahogany panting]
Shit.
[Mahogany panting]
Oh, my God.
Okay. Okay.
Come on.
Okay.
[Mahogany panting]
Yes.
- But I can't find my phone.
- [Mahogany] You want me to call it?
- I found it.
- [Mahogany] Oh good.
Oh shit.
- It was under
this.
- Okay.
You can do this.
You got this.
You just call him.
Just call him.
Damnit, I don't know his number.
Oh! Call the phone.
Call the phone.
Okay.
Please pick up.
Please--
[indistinct whispering].
[footsteps thudding] [dramatic music]
- [Misha] Look who I brought.
- I tried to tell you to get the big one,
but you were scared of the dick.
These little ones always stall out
when you getting to the point.
- Well, you heard what point I got to.
Girl have you ever been told
that you have one of those girls, sex voices?
- Oh yeah, I've heard that a few times.
So what's up?
The dick from the DTF party
didn't do it for you?
- No,
all bark, no bite.
I don't know what's going on with me.
It's like my last few boys and toys
just ain't been doing they thing.
- I know what you need.
- Oh, oh really?
- Yes.
These products right here,
are made for women,
by women,
because
you know,
we just know a lot more about female anatomy than men do.
- You ain't lying about that?
- I suggest that one.
It uses suction
and
pulsing sensations
to
target
clitoris
and
mimic oral sex.
- I like that.
- It has a very deep,
wide opening,
so that it can satisfy most body types.
It has five tintillating sensations,
so that you can
switch it up.
Now you choose whichever sensation you like.
Besides,
who doesn't like a little tongue action
every now and then.
What you think?
♪ Screaming like you never been touched before ♪
- Mhmm.
- So,
what do you think?
Do you see anything that you like?
- Yes.
Yes I do.
[upbeat music]
- Hey.
Thank you.
- You know,
most girls they usually leave a pair
of underwear behind and set a trap for me.
That's some next level stuff.
- I'm not most girls.
- Yeah, that's for sure.
Oh yeah, but next time--
- There won't be a next time, okay?
That didn't happen.
That was a mistake.
I don't even know you.
- So what do you wanna know?
[phone beeping] - Oh, shit.
I have to go.
Work is calling.
- Oh, come on.
Now, this is the second time
you leave me alone in a bar.
- Is that what this is?
A bar?
- Eventually, yes.
It's opening in a few weeks.
- Okay.
Actually, I mean, if you change the wallpaper
to a different pattern,
and a more modern finish for the bar top.
Oh, and a piece of artwork to tie the room together,
this
this could work.
Do you know the owner?
- I do.
- Okay.
- I mean,
I am
the owner.
- You?
- Yeah.
I told you I'm a businessman.
[Mahogany laughing]
- You're serious?
- Dead serious.
It's mine.
It's called Be Beast.
- That's amazing.
- Yeah, very.
- Would you consider renting it out
for the Trust Fab relaunch?
- Really?
- Yeah.
I mean, if you can get it up and running in time.
If you know anything about Fabiola,
then you know her events bring out
all of Hollywood's heavy hitters.
It would be great publicity for your bar.
- Fabiola?
- Yes,
Fabiola Ford.
- In here?
- Yes, in here.
- In my bar?
- In your bar, yes.
Come on.
What do you say?
Pleasure doing business with you.
- Pleasure is all mine.
- Okay, that's not happening again.
Bye.
- By the way,
what's your name?
- Oh, my name is Mahogany.
- Mahogany?
I like it.
Caleb.
- Caleb.
I like that.
Bye.
[upbeat music]
♪ Yeah
- [Rodney] All right, bring this leg up.
It's gonna be a pretty good stretching, all right?
There we go.
Feels good?
- Oh baby!
- Give me five.
- Yep.
Hey,
it look good.
- There. - [Shyra] Hey babe.
- Hey.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt.
- Yeah, babe.
What are you doing here?
I'm in the middle of a session right now.
- Yeah, I figured out I'd bring you a snack.
- Oh, okay.
Where is it?
- You're looking at it.
- Oh,
you tryna-- - Yeah, meet in the bathroom
- Oh, okay.
Babe babe babe.
Listen, although I would love to eat your box.
I have a pretty important client here, right now.
But,
I will be home as soon as I'm done, okay?
All right?
- Yeah.
Okay.
- I love you.
- Love you too.
- All right, so. - All right, mahogany,
I'll see you at the house.
- Okay, bye girl.
- Bye.
- Hi Shyra.
- Derek.
- Why is she still holding onto a grudge?
- That's what best friends are for,
to remind you that fuck boys are still fuck boys,
no matter how many times you forgive 'em.
- So what happens when you're both old as shit,
living in a cabin for the cats?
Who would remind you to feed them?
- You know Shyra and Rodney are basically engaged,
and I,
I lose my morals for like five minutes,
and I almost lost my job.
Shit.
Basically, I'm not good at this whole shit.
You know, why can't I have love and a good time, all in one?
Why does it feel like I have
to lower my standards to have a good time?
- Why do you feel like it's always lowering your standards
every time you have a good time?
Maybe, if you took yourself off of that pedestal you're on,
you'd actually find love.
Just saying.
- You're kind of deep. - Oh.
Kind of deep or deep deep?
- Back your ass up.
- Damn.
Two more, two more.
My bad.
- Okay. - Work harder.
Come on.
- Shut up.
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah
- Let's see what this pocket penis is giving.
Throbbing from within,
sucking,
pulsating.
Oh Lord.
Gently surrounds the sweet spots
without overwhelming sensitive tissue?
♪ If you know you look sexy
♪ Move forward with your bestie Ashley & Lexii ♪
♪ See mi ex him ah text me
♪ But mi ah whine pon di next ting Yeah ♪
♪ Love di way we vibe pon di baseline yah ♪
[Misha moaning]
♪ Bend ova bubble pon him one time yah ♪
♪ He like the way I move cause it's Fyah yah yah ♪
♪ Fyah yah yahSexy [Misha moaning]
♪ Love the way you stop, press play then rewind it ♪
♪ Girl you're the truth
♪ they forgot please remind them ♪
♪ Love the way your waist tick tock perfect timing ♪
♪ How you mean?
♪ Easy girl whistle while you whining ♪
♪ Everybody say
♪ Whistle while you whining
♪ Everybody say
♪ Whistle while you whine, whine, whine ♪
♪ Whine, whine, whine, whine
♪ Whistle while you whining
♪ All di girls dem make dem body whine up ♪
♪ Make da boys rise up
♪ Put ya drink up where da red cup ♪
♪ Sweat pon mi body get in position ♪
♪ When I bubble bubble bubble there's no resistance ♪
- So, this is where you disappeared to?
Didn't know I was gonna have to chase you
all the way back to work.
- Well, I would actually have to be running
in order for you to put up a chase.
- [Lamar] Hmm fair,
but birds of a feather, flock together.
And seeing you at the young, black,
and queer USC mixer,
was definitely a surprise.
- Well, I am all of those things,
but the surprise was actually seeing you there.
- I'm full of surprises.
♪ Got a little close it almost burned us up ♪
♪ Made another trip around the sun ♪
- Am not American, okay.
- What are you Maya?
Canadian?
- [Woman] I'm black, okay, good.
I'm a good ass wing man to though--
- [Man] But, I've had your back.
- [Woman] All right, all right, okay.
[indistinct chatter]
- I wore this for you.
- You look so fine...
♪ Never too late to go off
♪ So go on
♪ Woke up this morning with multiple back aches ♪
♪ Still feel like I was just 21 last week ♪
♪ I'm sorry I live in the future I can't wait ♪
♪ Please stay in the moment or else it will pass away ♪
♪ Can't move the same like I did in my past ways ♪
♪ Had to bring out the bengay
♪ Might have poured out a jar of regret on these pancakes ♪
♪ Overeating's a bad trait
♪ Nothing gets under my skin like a handshake ♪
♪ Injected with bad faith
[indistinct chatter]
- [Woman] You know, we saw the stuff that she did.
[door opening]
- Oh shit.
- Mahogany?
- Hey Mahogany.
- Hey.
- How was work?
- It was cool.
- On a scale of one to Lord Voldemort,
how evil was Fabiola today?
- Oh, fabulous.
- What the fuck?
- Okay, watch this.
So Mahogany,
now that Rodney is moving in,
don't you think it's time for you to,
I don't know,
move out?
- Sounds good. [phone beeping]
- Yeah, we wanna use your room as a nursery for the baby.
- Sounds great.
- Okay, who are you texting?
- Nobody.
- My ass.
Thank you.
- Hey!
No no no no!
Just some guy.
Stop.
- Okay, well, who is this guy
that's got you blushed up in here
like a little school girl then?
- Rodney, get your girl.
Come on.
- All right, babe, look, let her live a little.
- Yeah.
- Maybe she just doesnt want to tell us.
Maybe he's ugly,
or,
missing an eye, or a leg, or something.
- You're not helping.
[both laughing]
- I won't judge.
- Are you kidding me?
You are the most judgemental person.
That is your second favorite thing to do next to painting.
- She's got a point, babe.
- Look, this is a safe space,
and we tell each other everything.
We don't no secrets in this house.
No secrets.
- Okay,
I met him a couple weeks ago
and then I bumped into him again two days later.
It doesn't--
- And?
- And he's gaming her up with the smooth texts.
[everyone laughing]
- Back up girl.
You need to tell me about
what this guy is spilling.
Oh, I can't stop thinking about you.
Oh, You so sweet.
And how wet that pussy, what?
Oh my God!
[Rodney laughing] - Mahogany!
- Tell me you did not have sex
with that guy you met from the bar the other night?
- You?
- Damn girl.
Girl, I knew that pussy was dry but listen.
- [Mahogany] Really?
- But, you didn't have to give it up
in a one night stand.
- This is why I don't tell you anything.
You are so judgemental.
- Well, I'm just saying, Mahogany.
You don't know anything about this guy?
- Yes, I do.
I'm getting to know him.
- After spreading your legs.
That's backward, Mahogany.
- Yeah, it is.
I mean, he could be a murderer,
or a psycho.
Come on sis.
Like, he could be married, with six kids.
You never know.
- [Mahogany] Okay, you're being dramatic.
You both are.
It's not like that.
There's something about him.
I kind of like him.
I can't put my finger on it.
- Looks like you put more than just your finger on it, sis.
- [Shyra] Too much.
[Rodney laughing]
- He's got good vibes.
- Good vibes? [Shyra laughing]
- She didn't say that.
Good vibes?
- Good vibes.
- Good vibes does not protect you
from a broken heart
and a failed relationship, Mahogany.
Look, all I'm saying is, you may think you know this guy,
but it turns out you really don't.
- Yeah, you don't know who you know, do you?
Give me the phone!
- Back up, Mahogany!
[indistinct shouting]
- All right girls.
Come on.
Let's not turn this into a girl fight now, okay.
- Shut up!
- Girls, come on.
- Okay, fuck. [Shyra panting]
- This is not my phone. - Why are you watching porn?
Are you watching porn?
- Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
This is not my phone.
- [Shyra] Rodney, turn it off.
- Rodney, that's you. - Sis, sis, just listen.
- Shyra,
that's not you.
Move, Rodney.
I can't believe you.
[indistinct whispering]
Move, Rodney.
You need to go.
Get the fuck out.
- Sis. - Get the out the fuck out!
Get the fuck out, Rodney.
Get out.
No, I'll turn it off.
Shit.
Don't, come here.
Come here.
♪ Misdirecting my aggressions
♪ Neglecting my acceptance
♪ 'Cause I still ain't learn no lessons ♪
♪ Ask me why I don't know
♪ My defense my only weapon
♪ Damn I'm tired of asking questions ♪
♪ Using no discretion got me missing blessings ♪
♪ Let me down
♪ I still come around
♪ Do it to myself
♪ How the fuck that sound
♪ You won't play a role you ain't ready for ♪
♪ I already know that
♪ Know you wanna go
♪ You ain't gotta hold back
♪ No
♪ I ain't mad at least you know just who you is ♪
♪ You ain't mine and I can tell by how you live ♪
♪ I want better for you even without me ♪
♪ I won't be mad at you
♪ Giving you gratitude
♪ You ain't bad I think you just too bad for me ♪
♪ So from here on out I ain't gon' lose no sleep ♪
♪ Oh I admit I ain't quite what you need ♪
♪ So I won't be mad at you
♪ I gotta show gratitude yeah
♪ I'm so grateful grateful grateful ♪
♪ Grateful 'cause you was a real nigga ♪
♪ Kept it one hunnid like blues ♪
♪ Know you gon always be true
♪ Even if we don't make love no more ♪
♪ No we gon always be cool
♪ 'Cause you always show you care for ya boo ♪
♪ Can't do wrong don't care what you do ♪
♪ See I use to feel indebted to you indebted to you ♪
♪ I ain't mad at least you know just who you is ♪
♪ You ain't mine and I can tell by how you live ♪
♪ I want better for you even without me ♪
♪ I won't be mad at you giving you gratitude ♪
♪ You ain't bad I think you just too bad for me ♪