1 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:09,922 [soulful music] 2 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,540 [door closes] 3 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,629 - I'm sorry, Mommy, for calling so late. 4 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:21,456 - Hey. 5 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,112 I told you can call any time you need to. 6 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,766 - I just feel so stupid for not seeing the signs. 7 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:33,120 - I think you chose just to see the green flags. 8 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,818 Now you got a red one to deal with. 9 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:38,125 - Mom, he was kissing another woman. 10 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:40,083 - Sometimes things aren't always 11 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:42,172 what they seem on the surface, honey. 12 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:44,740 - He was surface-ly slopping 13 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,307 another woman down. 14 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,353 - Why don't you just call him for some clarity? 15 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,225 - I can't talk to him right now. 16 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:52,313 He tricked me. 17 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:53,792 He's just like every other guy in LA. 18 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,230 - Yeah, but you're not every other girl. 19 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,709 You're smart. 20 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,450 You deserve the truth. 21 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:02,888 - Men lie, he's going to lie, Mom. 22 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,021 - Your dad would say the same about women. 23 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:08,416 - How's dad? 24 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:12,637 - That is another story for another day. 25 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:18,121 You know, if life were only just roses 26 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,209 and a perfect storm. 27 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:24,388 - You always said if she can get him, she can have him. 28 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,173 - That's true. 29 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:29,263 Until you realize you still want him. 30 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:32,353 I'm gonna plan a trip to come see you real soon. 31 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:34,616 - And Daddy? 32 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:38,272 - What did I just say about another day? 33 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,404 I love you my Mahogany. 34 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:43,015 - I love you, too, Mom. 35 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:47,542 Oh, God. 36 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,330 ♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah 37 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,027 ♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah 38 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,725 ♪ I'm in my element, element 39 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,814 ♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah 40 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,381 ♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah 41 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:04,254 ♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah 42 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,041 - Can we take a minute just to catch up 43 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,958 before we just go back to how things used to be? 44 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:15,352 - How about we just move forward. 45 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:16,179 Good news only. 46 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:23,578 - Well, I'm hosting this TrustFab.com relaunch here 47 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,145 in a couple of days. 48 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,756 - Babe, that's the reason why I'm back. 49 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:31,151 Fabiola flew me out for the relaunch. 50 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,153 Look at God, I'm here. 51 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,023 - Wow. 52 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,895 That's a lot. 53 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:39,637 - It is, right? I mean we gotta celebrate. 54 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:40,943 Come one, noble on me, 55 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,205 I'll book a car, we're gonna drive. 56 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:43,554 You don't have to worry about anything. 57 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,208 - I just told you. 58 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,471 I have to have this place ready 59 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,647 for its first major event in 48 hours. 60 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:53,173 I don't think I can leave even to get sleep. 61 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:54,304 - But how about we order food 62 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:56,350 and I can try and keep you up. 63 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,270 Or not. 64 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:06,969 - Hey, listen, I knew you tired, 65 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,841 so how about I take you back to the crib 66 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,713 and you can relax. 67 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,280 We can grab food on the way. 68 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:16,370 But I have to be back here in a couple of hours. 69 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,327 - Just food? 70 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,502 - Yeah, just food. 71 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,465 - Let's go I guess. 72 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:26,554 - All right. 73 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,862 - Well, this would never happen in Malibu, 74 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,518 leaving expensive packages without a signature. 75 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,309 Who's it from? 76 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,182 - My fam from back home, Shira. 77 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,446 They always saying don't get too Hollywood 78 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,579 and start acting all Hollywood. 79 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,233 - Mm. 80 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:57,019 It's, um, colorful. 81 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:01,415 Perfect for here and not your home, let's go. 82 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:04,200 [upbeat music] 83 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,335 - I'm not gonna speed on in. 84 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,685 It does not serve me. 85 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,644 ♪ To cover up your games 86 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:17,126 ♪ You're trying so hard 87 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,650 Not today, Satan. 88 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,830 Home so soon? 89 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,354 What, no booty call tonight. 90 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:33,142 Oh, no, no, babe, what's wrong? 91 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:37,277 - Are you okay? 92 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:41,237 Our living room looks like a scene from Dexter. 93 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:44,240 - This, no, God, no, no, this is for me. 94 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,634 Yeah, I am mourning the old me. 95 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:49,114 You know, the one that I used to wanna be 96 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,072 and stepping into my own. 97 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:51,726 No more bridal magazines, 98 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,205 no more white picket fences. 99 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:56,383 I'm becoming my own woman. 100 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,299 But wait, wait, wait, wait, what's up with you. 101 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,866 - Just a bad day, you know, Fabiola, bitchy models. 102 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,390 [phone ringing] 103 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:08,046 A lot of dictations and bad communication. 104 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,441 - Well, we can talk. 105 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,661 - No, tomorrow's another day. 106 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,053 I gotta work on the relaunch 107 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:16,359 and maybe that's a chance for me to go 108 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,318 from assistant to buyer. 109 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:21,103 Well, you now what, I like it, yeah. 110 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:21,886 Claim it. 111 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,148 - Yeah. 112 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,367 - See it and speak it into the universe. 113 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:27,327 - Please don't quote my mother, not tonight. 114 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,545 Okay? 115 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:29,764 Now, I'll see you tomorrow. 116 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:31,592 - Bye. 117 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,467 [upbeat music] 118 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,478 ♪ Hey, baby 119 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:53,570 ♪ Now I try to live my live clean, but uh ♪ 120 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:57,357 - Bam. 121 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,097 Two words. 122 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,272 - Give it to me. 123 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:02,492 - Barrister's Ball. 124 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,234 - I don't do balls or girls during school week, 125 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,801 so it's a no for me. 126 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,455 - You're joking, right? 127 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,892 - Barrister's is a part of the law school experience. 128 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,111 It's like prom. 129 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:13,895 - Prom. 130 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:14,722 - Mm-hmm. 131 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,899 - Of course, I'm joking. 132 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,466 I know about that ball, but, you know, 133 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,163 I just didn't plan on going. 134 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,252 But you know what? - Hmm? 135 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,254 - Change my mind in two minutes, counselor. 136 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,821 - Opening argument. - Okay. 137 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,823 - You'll have the hottest date in the room. 138 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:31,129 And we don't need to call on any witnesses 139 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,436 unless you into that. 140 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,394 - Ah. 141 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:35,351 - And, in closing, you'll have 142 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,397 the hottest, smartest, blackest. 143 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:38,615 - Corniest. 144 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:40,356 - I prefer cheesy, corn does nothing for you, 145 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:41,618 but who doesn't like cheese. 146 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:43,707 - Any black person that's lactose intolerant. 147 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,579 - We got vegan options then. 148 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:46,797 - Okay. 149 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:47,929 Give me oatmeal. 150 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,539 - What does the jury say? 151 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:54,588 - The jury says guilty. 152 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:56,894 And you're sentenced to five or six hours 153 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,244 of my after hours company. 154 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:05,642 And for any bad behavior, hard labor 155 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,689 will be the expected retribution. 156 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,563 - So is that a yes? 157 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,219 - Condition. 158 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,048 What are you wearing? 159 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:25,096 - I mean, if it ain't broke, come on, man. 160 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:26,750 - Step over here. 161 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,056 - Come on now. 162 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,623 - It's definitely given broke, Z. 163 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,494 - [Z] Did you see the legs, though? 164 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:32,713 You see the- 165 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:34,279 - Okay, step back over there Steve Harvey. 166 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:35,542 I need a shorter recess. 167 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,028 Apujay, I need some help. 168 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:48,468 I need a suit like you made me last week. 169 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:49,686 Just change the patterns a little bit 170 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:54,735 and, oh, measurements? 171 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,435 - Can I at least wear my own shoes? 172 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:00,262 - Mm-mm. 173 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,528 ♪ It's been kind of rocky 174 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:08,357 ♪ Wind's blowing hard on our love ♪ 175 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,707 ♪ Said he's out here in the ocean ♪ 176 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:14,494 ♪ Going thirsty on my turf 177 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:17,497 - Magenta. 178 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:22,545 There is a difference before restore and vintage. 179 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,201 Really buyers of Trust Fab know that. 180 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,160 - I'm so sorry. 181 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,553 I've been meaning to talk to you. 182 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,076 I wanted to find out 183 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:34,688 if there was gonna be anything after the relaunch event. 184 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:35,732 - After? - Yeah. 185 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:36,907 - Okay, until the relaunch, 186 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,561 there is nothing else. 187 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:39,736 - Nothing else. 188 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:40,694 What do you mean? 189 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:45,655 - Where's my first assistant, hmm, hmm. 190 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,702 I'm not talking about Ali Landry, the Doritos girl. 191 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,181 What did you eat her? 192 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:56,318 You need to get her black ass back here ASAP 193 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,668 or I'll have to find another assistant. 194 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:02,150 - Okay, I think I saw her around the corner, 195 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,761 down the street getting a blouse from Trust Fab. 196 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,284 - Yeah. 197 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,547 - No more of these for you. 198 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,549 Each bite is 100 calories. 199 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:15,729 Listen up, folks, we launch tomorrow night. 200 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,384 - Fuck. 201 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,909 [phone buzzes] 202 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,043 [gentle music] 203 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,968 ♪ We could've have a tough life ♪ 204 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,666 ♪ We could've had been so high 205 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:40,841 - I'm pretty damn good. 206 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:44,018 ♪ We'd could've been tougher 207 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,194 - Yo, that's pretty dark. 208 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:47,891 I like it. 209 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:49,980 It's very Tim Burton. 210 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,288 - Yeah, too bad he doesn't cast black actors, 211 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,029 even in animated films. 212 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:55,856 - Facts. 213 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,162 So how we gonna make this work 214 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,642 for our final project? 215 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,818 I can get along with whatever you say. 216 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,212 - What do you mean? 217 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:06,606 - I mean you also seem so focused and class 218 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,303 whenever I see you on campus. 219 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:11,436 - It's a big school. 220 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,525 - Well, I always keep an eye out for you. 221 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,267 I remember you said that you wanted to be 222 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,618 the first black woman to win an Oscar 223 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:19,749 for an animated film. 224 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,534 And that's just sounded so nice. 225 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:26,626 - Wow, you really do pay close attention. 226 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,671 - Well, in that class mostly to you. 227 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,721 - Yeah, you know, honestly I haven't, 228 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,593 I've kind of been elsewhere. 229 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:43,120 You know, for a second I forgot why I moved here. 230 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,469 - Mm. 231 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,645 - I know that I moved here for me. 232 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,256 - Well, I think that anything 233 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,780 that takes your focus away from this, 234 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:51,999 it doesn't deserve you. 235 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,830 But I do think that a darker Tim Burton world 236 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,788 would be great for the final project. 237 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:03,140 And I can relate to Edward Scissorhands. 238 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:03,924 - How so? 239 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,972 - Well, guys like Edward 240 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,934 would get overlooked in Hollywood 241 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,676 until someone else notices them. 242 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,156 And I think that's the trap. 243 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:23,465 You know, everyone out here's a treasure, 244 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,335 but they're waiting for someone else 245 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,772 to assess their value. 246 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,689 - That's deep. 247 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:38,132 You know, I think when people come out here, 248 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,351 you know, they don't really know who they are 249 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:42,963 or their values. 250 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:49,099 And they create these, these false realities 251 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,929 and their own truth to things just to survive. 252 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,848 - That's what makes them come off fake or unauthentic. 253 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,724 But with me, what you see is what you get. 254 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:09,076 I'm as real as they come, Shira. 255 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,818 [gentle music] 256 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:16,953 - Uh, yeah, so I have to get to class. 257 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:17,954 - Okay. 258 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,086 - Yeah. 259 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,871 - Um, well, you know where I'll be at. 260 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:26,789 And maybe next time we can meet somewhere else. 261 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,185 How about this? 262 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:38,888 How about you text me and let me know. 263 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,328 - Okay. 264 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,808 - Okay, I gotta go. - All right. 265 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,115 - All Shira. 266 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,682 - All right, bye. 267 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,774 [gentle music] 268 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,562 [phone buzzes] 269 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:03,826 ♪ Here we are 270 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:04,827 ♪ Here we are 271 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,350 ♪ Come now, drop, show it off 272 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,787 ♪ Show it up, drop it low 273 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:08,831 ♪ Take it off, take it off 274 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,442 ♪ I can tell you working out 275 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,835 - So, babe. - Yeah. 276 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:17,057 - I was thinking, I have an idea of something 277 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:20,625 that would give you constant stimulation. 278 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,932 - What, silk the shocker. 279 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,064 - No, messy. 280 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,939 Um, I think you should get your clit pierced 281 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,375 or at least your gooch. 282 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,899 - My gooch? What's that? 283 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,553 - You know, it's that little spot 284 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,469 between your pussy and your pom pom. 285 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,427 - Really? 286 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,038 - Yeah, I mean, I promise you, 287 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,998 if you do it, I'll have a field day with it. 288 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,217 - So, hold on. 289 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,131 - Huh. 290 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,350 - Are you gonna do it first? 291 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,481 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 292 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,961 I don't do pain. 293 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,616 I only do pleasure, that's, I'm not with the pain, okay. 294 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,575 But I do have a friend who has a spot 295 00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:02,276 that's sterile and she's real sweet to look at. 296 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,973 - Why does that matter? 297 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,671 - Well, because I like the possibility of newness. 298 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,674 - Okay, then. 299 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,851 I mean, I do like my pussy enough to put a ring on it. 300 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,854 - And I like your pussy enough to have a ring on it. 301 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,159 - So you gonna come with me? 302 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,466 - Yes, well, no, I got some work to do, 303 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,033 but maybe I'll see you later, okay? 304 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,991 - Okay, all right, fine. 305 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,079 - All right. 306 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,083 - Come on, pow, there you go. 307 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,651 - Hey, someone's got a lot of aggression today. 308 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,393 Let me guess, you not dicked down anymore. 309 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,396 - Why niggas gotta cheat on their girlfriends? 310 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,702 - 'Cause the iTrainer has billed out something 311 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,008 on the side? 312 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,010 - Yeah, he always thinking about the wrong meat. 313 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:42,707 - Hold up, did old boy ever tell you 314 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:43,708 he was the main course, 315 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,101 or did you just assume? 316 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,017 - I'm pretty sure I asked do you have a girlfriend. 317 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,497 - Pretty sure isn't sure, sure 318 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,802 and you kind of did go into 319 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,370 the situation talking about, what was it? 320 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,937 Fuck love. 321 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,026 Fuck love, have sex. 322 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,420 Don't be mad at me 'cause I'm right. 323 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,900 - Right about what? 324 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,119 - Homebody didn't really do nothing wrong. 325 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,991 You said you wanted to have fun. 326 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,384 Meanwhile you over here planning weddings 327 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,909 and thinking of baby names and shit, what's that. 328 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,998 - Are you serious, Derek, that's not true. 329 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,825 Why can't men just be honest and up front instead 330 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,871 of stringing us along? 331 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,612 - Well, first of all don't lump me in 332 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,918 with everybody's ass, 333 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,006 'cause I would never lead your ass 334 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,137 to believe that we were actually 335 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:22,660 gonna get married in the first place. 336 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:24,184 - Oh, I know, I remember when we were together, yeah, 337 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:25,141 uh-huh, you gotta have your cake 338 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:26,273 and eat it, too, right Derek? 339 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,014 - What the fuck else is cake good for? 340 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:29,929 You know, it isn't that everybody wants 341 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,670 to be a glutton, but sometimes, we need it right 342 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,543 in front of us so you can decide what you want. 343 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,110 - You know what? 344 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,113 I'm not gonna be the side, a biscuit, the sauce, 345 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,723 a dip or whatever. 346 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,377 If you rack as niggas would just be up front, 347 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,032 who knows what we might say or agree to? 348 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,947 - One second, I'll be right back. 349 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,080 What up? 350 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,170 - Oh, God. 351 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,128 - I thought you were gonna text me 352 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,825 if the coast wasn't clear, man. 353 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,739 - About Mahogany? 354 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,001 - Yes. 355 00:15:59,132 --> 00:15:59,610 - I thought you meant Shira, fool. 356 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:00,437 - Oh, my God. 357 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,221 You some retarded, fool. 358 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,831 - What you gotta do? 359 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,614 Bruh, I'll meet you back at the crib, it's all good. 360 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,441 - Watch this. 361 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,617 Hey, sis. 362 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:07,879 - Fuck you, Rodney. 363 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:08,837 - All right, little date. 364 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,794 - I see where you're going. 365 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,796 - I'll see you back a the crib. 366 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,016 - Oh, of course fuck boys of a feather flock together. 367 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,887 - So because my boy got caught up, 368 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,628 he gotta be homeless now, too. 369 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,021 Damn, y'all ruthless. 370 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,197 Just staying with me till he gets back on his feet. 371 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,199 Plus, he don't never be there anyways. 372 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,072 - Oh that not, I was never here. 373 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,116 Bye, Derek. 374 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,292 - All right, bye. 375 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,206 Thanks for coming. 376 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,472 [bell rings] 377 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,648 - Lord, Mama never said 378 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,128 there'd be days like this, child, 379 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,000 I can't even, now my coochie hurtin'. 380 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,566 - Hey, Ms. Misha. 381 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,394 What's going on. 382 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,179 Let me guess. 383 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,094 Too much twerk yoga. 384 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,097 - For your information, Mr. Adam, 385 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,577 I don't twerk nor do I do yoga. 386 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:54,839 - Really? 387 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,667 - However, I do break my back trying 388 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,104 to redecorate this classroom 389 00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,975 at the end of every month. 390 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,237 - Oh, damn, I got hella supplies. 391 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,282 I would definitely get you by next month 392 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:06,155 if you just text me early. 393 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,896 - I'll think about it. 394 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,115 - Oh, you know what? 395 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,856 - We can just avoid all that. 396 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:15,208 How about you just text me so that I have your information. 397 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,209 - You ain't slick. 398 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,123 - What you mean? 399 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,037 What happened, is it 'cause, 400 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,864 I just think we should just- 401 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:20,735 - Yeah, okay. 402 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:26,349 - Well, who am I, not to, I mean accept free things 403 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,655 for the kiddos. 404 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:28,525 - For the kids, it's for the kids. 405 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,485 - So, yeah, all right. 406 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,575 For the kids. 407 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,707 - Ms. Misha, I'm just gonna change this a little bit. 408 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,667 Patron saint of breaking backs. 409 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,972 - That's not you giving me- 410 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,062 - And back bends, I'll just save it like that. 411 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,498 - Now that you're giving me a whole bio. 412 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,370 - You can just consider this a thank you 413 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,243 for, you know, teaching me a few things the other day. 414 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,200 - Okay. 415 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,854 Don't you have some work to do? 416 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,203 - Oh, yeah, right, yeah. 417 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,162 Right, I got it, yeah. 418 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,165 Go ahead and get to class, my class. 419 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,645 Class is that way. 420 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,300 ♪ Got me upside down 421 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,388 ♪ Spinning around you 422 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,825 ♪ I wanna taste the clouds 423 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,306 ♪ Dance with them 424 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,700 ♪ Take a trip around your body 425 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,006 ♪ Boy I love the way you got me ♪ 426 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,531 ♪ Sorry, I ain't funny 427 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:22,318 ♪ Sorry, I ain't losing all my focus ♪ 428 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,364 - I 'll show it to you, all right. 429 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,677 [phone clicks] 430 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,121 Fuck! 431 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,731 No, no. 432 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:44,732 - [Mahogany] Did you fall in? 433 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,037 - No. 434 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,343 - [Mahogany] Are you up, are you stuck? 435 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,518 - No, Lottie B. 436 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,651 Fuck. 437 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,351 - Okay, oh, look who it is. 438 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,092 I need a pick me up. 439 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,050 One time for big corn bitch, 440 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,183 fuck it up if you need a cash 441 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,532 out a big corn bitch. 442 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,577 - Girl, bye. 443 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,318 I'm on my last credit card 444 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,667 and that bitch about to be TJ Maxxed the fuck out 445 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,190 by the end of the month. 446 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,150 That's why I need my fairy God Mahogany 447 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,152 to lend this man a pair of glass slippers 448 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,457 for the ball, please. 449 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,764 - Well, your wish is my command Cinderfella, 450 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,679 but I gotta go get ready first, 451 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:19,506 so I'll bring you the shoes, okay. 452 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,333 - Okay, bet. 453 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,465 - Shi. 454 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,336 - Don't start. 455 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,946 - It smell like sorrow 456 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,426 and another sad love song in this bitch. 457 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,383 Girl, open that door. 458 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,950 - You gotta come at me 459 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:29,733 with a stank ass attitude all the time, right. 460 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:30,517 - Please open the doors. 461 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,692 - Here are your shoes. 462 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,041 I already taped them on the bottom, 463 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,390 so make sure you keep your feet on the floor 464 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,565 and your legs crossed. 465 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,088 No fucking in those shoes. 466 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,786 - Girl, you said tape? - Yes. 467 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:39,830 - Girl, I'm taking this tacky ass tape off 468 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,180 as soon as I leave. 469 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,137 I do not drag my feet. 470 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,182 My name ain't Rodney. 471 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,226 - Are you kidding me? 472 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,488 - Oh, no, you not. 473 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:47,055 Because you know when Fabiola's killing me, 474 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:48,491 I'm gonna make sure she's kill your ass, too. 475 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,494 - I ain't got time for 5011 questions right now. 476 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,626 - [Together] Who asked you- 477 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:53,670 - [Mahogany] Anything. 478 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:54,889 - I pierced my labia. 479 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,544 After she made me buy a vibrator 480 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,199 that licks her pussy. 481 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,071 And then she ate my pussy. 482 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,464 - Oh, bitch. 483 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,988 - So you a lesbian now. 484 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,207 - No, she gay. 485 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,338 - I mean, if you like it, I love it. 486 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,688 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Misha. 487 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,647 I got it figured, I got it figured out. 488 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,430 You bisexual. 489 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,214 - Gay. 490 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,258 - Hold up, tri-sexual. 491 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,085 - Gay. 492 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,347 - No, or you just a ho. 493 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,174 - No, she gay as fuck. 494 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,349 - Shira, that is rude. 495 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,437 - I'm not being rude, I'm just asking. 496 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,743 Let me ask you something? 497 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,266 Does it hurt? 498 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,441 Did you really get it done 499 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,703 with the girl from the bar? 500 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:30,968 - It, it don't hurt much, 501 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,492 but you know I did this for me. 502 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,276 To please me and my body 503 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,408 and the person that pleases it. 504 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,670 - Okay. 505 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,237 - Okay, 'cause I do what I want with my body. 506 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,281 - Yeah. 507 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:40,891 - And don't sit here and act like 508 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:42,328 I'm the only person that's done outrageous things 509 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:43,111 for their partner. 510 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:44,547 - Girl, you talkin' 'bout you. 511 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:46,157 - Yeah, but why were you screaming 512 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:47,724 in the bathroom earlier? 513 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,508 - Because. 514 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,120 I sent a picture of my pussy to my co-worker. 515 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,121 - Oh, no. 516 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,383 - I could lose my job. 517 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,732 - Don't talk to me. 518 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:56,951 - Okay. 519 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:57,734 - My job. 520 00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,083 - You know what? 521 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,259 On that note, I gotta finish getting ready 522 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,608 for my relaunch event. 523 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,696 Y'all wish me luck. 524 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,263 You hang in there. 525 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:07,309 If you get fired, I'll send you the EDD link. 526 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,441 [Ray laughs] 527 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,269 - [Shira] You won't for that. 528 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,271 - But you know, what, don't talk to me Ray. 529 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,925 I'm right behind you, I gotta go. 530 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,710 Shira, don't stay up binge eating 531 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,015 and binge watching all night, okay. 532 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,060 - [Shira] You have no faith in me. 533 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,017 None of y'all do. 534 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:20,931 - Where you going? 535 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:21,976 - Uh-uh, I need to hear more 536 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,238 about this pussy licking, girl. 537 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,153 Come here little girl. 538 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,764 [soulful music] 539 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:34,336 - Hey. 540 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,033 - Hey. 541 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:36,991 - Can I come in? 542 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:37,905 - Please. - Okay. 543 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,258 - You look good. 544 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,694 - Oh, thank you. 545 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:45,913 - Hey. 546 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,523 - Welcome to my humble abode. 547 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:49,917 - Humble? 548 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:54,225 Yes, it's still an abode, but not in poverty layer. 549 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,575 Impressive. 550 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:59,100 - Wow, well, sit down 551 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:03,583 and be humble while I turn my swag up to ring. 552 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:04,584 - Okay. 553 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:05,976 ♪ This shit is magnetic 554 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,543 ♪ There's something 'bout your aesthetic ♪ 555 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:12,461 ♪ That shit is lookin' incredible ♪ 556 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:16,509 ♪ Anything else, I'm here to help you undress ♪ 557 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:17,510 ♪ In turn for affection 558 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,817 ♪ I'll give you a lesson 559 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,820 Damn, I mean. 560 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,954 - Does the suit make the man or? 561 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,261 - Nah, the man definitely make the suit. 562 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:34,701 - It is pretty fly. 563 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:38,357 - Wait, what cook you kidnapped 564 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,402 and got hidden in the kitchen? 565 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,230 - Oh, I burn, baby. 566 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,144 Guess you're gonna have to wait and see 567 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,232 what's in the pot. 568 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,495 - I know what it is? - Hmm. 569 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,497 - I just can't put my finger on it. 570 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,281 - Oh, you can put your finger wherever you want 571 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,761 when we get back from the ball. 572 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,810 - Can we leave? 573 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,378 - After you. 574 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:00,683 [horns blowing] 575 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,512 [hip hop music] 576 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,697 - How quickly fashion and function go down the drain. 577 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,612 Last week when you were all clamoring 578 00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:19,398 to get into Soho House, North Hollywood, 579 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,747 already that place was old. 580 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,924 Okay, and we're walking, we're walking. 581 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:25,882 Oh, Jesus. 582 00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,188 Magenta. - I'm sorry. 583 00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,016 - I meant be my shadow figuratively. 584 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,453 - Yeah, I just recognized this Chicago artist. 585 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:32,585 - Okay, I don't care. 586 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,544 Stay close, but give me my space. 587 00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:36,415 - Yes. - Okay? 588 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:39,722 - Son of a bitch. 589 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:40,593 - Bianca. 590 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,596 Look at you, look at you. 591 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,380 Ah, thank you girl. 592 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,817 I don't if we had you flying Virgin Galactic 593 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,863 to get here, but I'm just hoping London 594 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,474 to LA didn't break the bank. 595 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,650 I owe you so much mamacita. 596 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,304 - Girl, I would not miss this for the world, 597 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,437 are you kidding, and you gave me time 598 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,264 that I needed with my man, 599 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:02,136 so thank you for hosting. 600 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:07,054 - Well the credit of that is due to my assistant, Mocha. 601 00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:08,664 - Hi, Mocha, I'm Bianca. 602 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:11,667 Don't let Fab scare you. 603 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:14,061 And, girl, I owe you one. 604 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,671 My boyfriend, Caleb, could not have done 605 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,369 this by himself, it's so good. 606 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,370 Thank you, Mocha. 607 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,329 My boyfriend, my boyfriend. 608 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,811 - I'm so sorry, I need to- 609 00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,163 - Mocha. 610 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,388 - Cal, baby, come meet Fabiola Ford, come on. 611 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,260 Babe. 612 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,263 - I can't wait. 613 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:43,960 - Cal, Fab. 614 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,701 - So lovely to meet you. 615 00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,442 What a beautiful spot. 616 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,748 Oh, my good, you two are gorgeous. 617 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,706 - Ah, thank you. - What is this? 618 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:56,495 - Pot roast, really? 619 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,322 - Mm-hmm. 620 00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,194 - Did you get the recipe from my dad? 621 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,587 - What makes you say that? 622 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,286 - My mom used to make us pot roast every Sunday. 623 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,723 My dad said her cooking 624 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:09,595 and her curves is what made his ass fall. 625 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,687 - I get it. 626 00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,732 She sound like a good woman. 627 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:19,430 - She was, you know, she was the most beautiful human 628 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:20,693 inside and out. 629 00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:25,132 Like everything she did, she did it with love, 630 00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:26,437 especially her cooking. 631 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,616 - Well, I'm just glad I didn't burn the house down. 632 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,139 - Me, too. 633 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:35,708 'Cause I had this crockpot on simmer all day. 634 00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:38,667 - Okay. - How is it? 635 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,713 - Well, let me see. 636 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:44,934 Pretty damn good. - Yeah. 637 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,283 - You know it's not every day 638 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,677 a guy would relive his fairy tale moment, so. 639 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:51,288 - Prom for us queers isn't always 640 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,552 the highlight everyone makes it out to be. 641 00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:54,553 - Tell me about it. 642 00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:58,557 Even in LA, the community just do not see it for us. 643 00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:01,342 You know, I wasn't crowned prom king 644 00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:03,866 nor did I lose my virginity, so. 645 00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:06,086 - Me either. 646 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,479 - Really? 647 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,785 - Mm-hmm. 648 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:10,699 I actually probably crossed 649 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,354 that line too early myself. 650 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:14,747 But you know what, I think that's why 651 00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:16,096 I like to take things slow 652 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:18,838 when I'm really interested in somebody, you know. 653 00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:25,235 - Well, um, if this is slow. 654 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,807 - We should take my car up to Mohave. 655 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,461 - Or we should take mine because I have 656 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,158 the moon roof, you don't. 657 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:36,812 - Ooh, bougie ass. 658 00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,381 Fine, we can take your car 659 00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,209 with the fancy moon roof. 660 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:44,690 I could get used to this. 661 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:49,172 - Me, me, too, yeah. 662 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,739 - So, you want dessert. 663 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:53,873 - I would love to have dessert, 664 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:56,658 but I don't want you to think anything less 665 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,094 of me in the morning, 666 00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,227 so I'll have to pass. 667 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:01,924 - I said dessert, not dick. 668 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,405 [Raymond laughs] 669 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,798 - You are different aren't you? 670 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,060 [phone buzzes] 671 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,801 But I know my girl's going through it 672 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,629 and she's locked out of her crib 673 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,456 and she can't take a hint, 674 00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:13,719 so she need me to come bail her out, 675 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,635 so I'm sorry. 676 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,811 Next time we can take that drive. 677 00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,769 - Yeah, it's cool. 678 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:25,208 - Okay, I'll call you or see you at work. 679 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,342 - See you at work. 680 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,779 - All right, see you at work. 681 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:31,650 All right. 682 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,913 Hey, I had fun. 683 00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:35,958 - Me, too. 684 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,656 ♪ Just one of a kind 685 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:42,312 ♪ I just wanna tell you that you my spine ♪ 686 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:45,185 ♪ Say she from the best side, the west side ♪ 687 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,578 ♪ I'm a flip you on your left side ♪ 688 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,885 ♪ See that I'm just one of a kind ♪ 689 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:54,934 ♪ I just wanna tell you that you my spine ♪ 690 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,023 ♪ Get it to you and hand it to you ♪ 691 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,460 ♪ Oh, but you let me down 692 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,549 ♪ I still come around 693 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,420 ♪ Knowing to myself 694 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,640 ♪ Gotta fuck that sound 695 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,686 ♪ You wanna play a role you ain't ready for ♪ 696 00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,078 ♪ Are you ready for it 697 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,906 ♪ Are you wonderful 698 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,169 [Magenta yells] 699 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,955 [glass breaks] 700 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:17,826 - Mahogany. 701 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:25,399 ♪ I won't battle for you even when I'm in ♪ 702 00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:29,620 ♪ I won't be mad at giving you gratis ♪ 703 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:32,928 ♪ You ain't bad I think you just too bad for me ♪ 704 00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:37,367 ♪ So from here on out I ain't gonna lose no sleep ♪ 705 00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:41,067 ♪ Oh, I admit I ain't quite what you need ♪ 706 00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,765 ♪ 'Cause I won't be mad at you 707 00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:45,549 ♪ I gotta show gratitude 708 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,899 ♪ Yeah 709 00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:51,599 ♪ I feel grateful, grateful, grateful ♪ 710 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:56,647 ♪ 'Cause you was a real nigga from the start ♪ 711 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,959 ♪ Real, real 712 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,919 ♪ Responsibility 713 00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:11,314 ♪ Accountability 714 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:15,057 ♪ I ain't mad, at least you know who you is ♪ 715 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:19,453 ♪ You ain't mine and I can tell by how you live ♪ 716 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:23,283 ♪ I won't battle for you even when I'm in ♪ 717 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:27,330 ♪ I won't be mad at giving you gratis ♪ 718 00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:31,639 ♪ You ain't bad, I think you just too bad for me ♪ 719 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:35,164 ♪ So from here on out I ain't gonna lose no sleep ♪ 720 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:39,342 ♪ Oh, I admit I ain't quite what you need ♪ 721 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,736 ♪ 'Cause I won't be mad at you 722 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:44,521 ♪ I gotta show gratitude 723 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:49,396 ♪ I feel grateful, grateful, grateful ♪ 724 00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:54,096 ♪ 'Cause you a real nigga from the start ♪