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The one where it's like everything inside you is
moving together in a Harmony with the universe.
No matter what happens.
Everything will be okay.
Sweet fucking baby Jesus!
Me neither.
But, you know, one can hope, right?
It started when I was a kid.
I always needed to help people.
Leave them alone!
At least I wanted to alone.
So I did what any noble red-blooded American would do.
Two on top!
Summer, I so see it.
Then he came a lawyer.
Dad seemed like a safe move.
You're welcome here, at this firm, anytime you want.
You're one of us now.
But then, I saw it.
I did sleep.
I like back yard grilling and play dates, home
improvement projects and overplant tourist adventures.
Neighbors I probably didn't want to know.
A wife I probably didn't want to know either.
Maybe an affair with my neighbor.
The thing was, whenever I saw people like that I
always thought, why did you decide to stop trying?
So, I thought with that hand.
A year of law school left, six figures waiting and I had listened to fucking Armand.
I think what the actual fuck?
I thought it was the same.
The next thing I knew,
I made it to the Q course with special forces selection.
And for the first time in my entire life,
I was happy.
I found something worth doing.
A world where things weren't doing they didn't come around very often.
I found myself.
I thought I loved.
I found family.
And most of all, I found purpose.
That's our target, President Manigas.
We're here to take them out.
And just like that, my purpose was gone.
I went back to the normal life that I tried to avoid.
I couldn't feel more like a failure.
Good morning.
Yay!
Ew, your breath smells daddy.
Oh, I brought my teeth.
Okay, you want to drive?
No!
Now I'll get in.
In a few years, it's all yours though.
Alright, you had everything?
Mason, don't forget her seatbelt.
Make sure to bump in your seatbelt.
Please?
Wave the money.
She'll hate me even more than Shari does if you don't.
You're not in the school door.
There's a cleaning case at all.
There's me all the time.
It tries to kiss me instead.
What tries to kiss you? You're nine.
I'm eight dead.
That makes it even worse.
Tell you what the next time it tries to kiss you, you hit him.
What the throat is?
I'm not an idiot.
Just hit him in the atom, Zach.
All boys have it.
You want penises?
Yes.
Just hit him right here, okay?
He'll make it so he can't breathe for him.
We like hitting him in the penis.
Yes.
And you know what? You can do that also.
Alright?
Okay, we're here.
Remember your backpack?
Go for it.
Don't forget your book bag.
Bye Daddy.
It was a great day, okay?
Learn things.
So I told them.
They can't charge me those calls.
I didn't make those calls.
I don't even know any of those numbers.
They won't leave me alone, man.
So, um, so you want to hire me to argue with your phone company for you?
Just my old phone company.
Scott.
You, you have my word. I'll make this all go away.
Thank you.
Can I give you a retainer?
I'd feel better with a retainer.
Maybe just 500.
Like a star, Scott.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
Yes.
This was great.
Oh my gosh.
I'll be in touch, okay?
Thank you.
You know, right? You don't call.
So I live and breathe.
It's a bastard or all.
Hey.
Ah, man.
Look at you.
God.
What are you doing here?
I think it's your suit.
I could ask you the same thing.
I'm about to take on a global communications
conglomerate, so I gotta look at the part.
I seem to recall you saying that quitting law was the best decision you ever made.
I did it.
And that becoming a lawyer would only crush your soul.
Yeah, it has.
I got a wife and a kid and they both require income, so.
In lieu of that, I generate broken dreams for all involved.
Well, do you have half-hour spare for an old friend?
I want to show you something.
I think Lady Justice can wait.
So what do you think?
I think you need a lawyer.
You know a good one?
Nope.
Hurry up, fellas.
Yeah!
I've seen the eye.
She's dig it.
Actually, contracted defense initiatives.
But yes, they do.
You name it, we got it.
And if we don't, we'll find it, buy it or build it.
We can operate in any environment, in any operational condition.
We are a one-stop shopping shoot.
Ranges, mock villages, our own airstrip.
The whole kids.
I opened up seven years ago.
Yeah, I remember.
But honestly, I never thought you'd pull it off.
Hey.
Could only run.
But I started with US governments, then moved
to Europe, then Asia, then South America.
Now we're over 80% corporate contracts.
We're grossing high-eight figures this year.
All right, security work, so it's been a bit dicey for me.
It's got thin lawyer in between where I started to work yet.
No, come on, it's like any business.
We sell a product.
That product is security.
Okay, been out there yet.
Hey, you brought it.
They look the part and they keep the piece.
They can't hire fast enough.
Tons of ex-military, a few cops.
Some good old boys with a passion for the Second Amendment.
Okay, steroids.
Don't ask, don't tell.
Yeah.
These guys are, uh, potentially your new colleagues.
No.
And no.
I'm, come on.
Too broken down.
I'm out of shape.
I'm too old to go right around the world.
I've got life here.
Hey, son, I know you're miserable.
It's not the point.
Look, the truth is broken or not, you still look the part.
I'm asking is a personal favor.
I've got an easy personal protection detail.
It's a one-off.
Just help me out, huh?
Total milk, bro.
You guys don't want my milk, man.
Hand down.
Be up and go down.
All that's her over, Vegas.
You kidding?
You took a job for the guy that killed him, aren't you?
We were there to kill him in the first place.
Dude, chill.
The job isn't for venegas.
It's bodywork for a journalist who's going to interview.
Just show up, be some window dressing for her.
Make sure she doesn't get groped.
Let your friends die because they're good.
You don't have to tell me.
I know.
And look, if he were to get hit by a boss,
I don't think anybody would be too upset about it.
Believe me, I'd love to do it myself,
but I'm running a business, and right now that business
is getting a journalist in an out-of-out don't you?
Yeah.
Somebody heard of the guys.
I can't spare them for this.
Listen, I'm trying to break into the personal protection racket
for journalists, and this is the first step, so I'm overpaying.
This is me trying to hook you up, okay?
No drama.
Venegas is sending a plane to DC tomorrow to pick you guys up.
Much, sir.
20 grams, as you are.
Who's a journalist?
This year's recipient of the International
Journalism and Editors Award, Claire Wellington.
Journalism at its best.
It's about the truth.
I share this with all the journalists who report the facts.
and who value the truth above all.
In my haste to break a major story,
I neglected to perform my due diligence in properly
fact-checking and thoroughly vetting my sources.
I have resigned my position here.
So, uh,
what's everybody doing?
You told your daughter to hit a boy in the throat,
and that boy's father is a lawyer.
A real lawyer.
Whatever this is, it's gone.
It's done. I can't do it anymore, Mason.
I can't... Jenny, don't overreact.
I'm not overreacting.
I think it might be best for everybody if you did move out.
Never mind. I'll get Casey. I'll go to my mom's.
Don't.
I'll go.
Hey, Daddy.
What are you doing?
Filling in Christian.
Christian, it's a good ginger. You can get it.
Listen, I gotta go out of town for a few days.
It's for work.
Do they have snow gloves? Are you coming?
Tell you what if they do, I'll get you one.
Thanks, Daddy.
What do you mean you're going out of town for a few days?
It's a good job.
What?
Yeah.
It's a bad girl with me up.
What about your practice?
You just said a minute ago there wasn't a real lawyer.
What job is this?
Private security? Easy stuff.
Mason, no.
That part of your life is over.
You're not gonna go and get yourself killed and
leave your daughter without a father to erase her.
Just let me make this money okay.
You think I don't know how unhappy you are being just a husband and a father?
Imagine what it feels like to be me knowing that I'm the life you settled for.
Sure.
On second thoughts, actually you should go.
Maybe that's what you need to fix yourself.
In the workplace.
And the fallout from that, please.
No, it's great.
Of course you're being a lethal about this.
I can't say I'm surprised.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to tarnish your perfect reputation.
You're a Saint.
You both know it.
Excuse me.
Are there a Wellington?
Well, please do.
And I'll be sure to badmelt you to anyone who will listen.
That's great.
Yes.
Thank you, asshole.
Miss Walens.
I'm from CDI.
Miss Patitsa.
You're late.
Where's the car?
So.
Sorry.
Great.
Can you help me with this?
So, you're my green beret.
I'm a special force.
Right.
The green breeze I had.
Delta Force isn't the name of anything but a bad movie.
I'm not sure of your colleagues.
So, where'd you serve?
All the loveliest places.
It was in the Middle East.
South America, of course.
North Carolina.
And that tan line on your ring finger?
You know, we're wedding rings.
It's about to work.
It could be a possible pressure point if you capture.
Why did that?
You just got a divorce.
So, we're leaving for Paldonia.
You know anything about it?
Sure do.
Not that he is like a timber movie.
It's colorful, but it's creepy as fuck.
It's a new one.
I have an exclusive interview with President Juan Arturo Venegas.
He doesn't do interviews.
But I'll do respect to you.
I understand it all.
I think I understand quite well.
But the real question is, do you understand why you're coming along?
I guess it's not to give my opinion about why Arturo Venegas.
Perfect.
Then this will be fine.
I'll focus on Venegas.
You focus on making sure I don't get browned or kidnapped at the hotel.
What's up, what's up?
Welcome back to infamous Daily Live.
Give us a spin, show us what you got.
Wow.
I can't wait to tell me.
Have a good lunch.
Was that all?
Internet search could get you?
Trust me.
There's far worse out there.
To move to the States when you were young.
I noticed your British passport may board and you slipped your accents.
Probably appears a kid in fact a guess.
Nobody's asking for your guesses.
Hi, Paldonia.
Some sort of image makeover.
This might shock you, my dear.
But I didn't take a degree at Oxford to cover Celebrity Bar Mitzvahs.
Paldonia has some of the largest oil and natural gas fields in the world in Venegas.
It's the last pure autocrat in the Western Hemisphere and he doesn't do interviews.
Until now.
Okay.
Just... Come in.
Sit here and shut up.
Sounds absolutely brilliant.
Right, Todd.
Welcome to Badonia.
President Venegas, so nice to meet you.
Ellie sends her regards.
Oh my God.
You are even more beautiful in person than on television.
Thank you.
It's like that.
Todd, that was a gift.
What?
I have a permit for that.
Before we begin, we must take a selfie.
Oh.
Um... Hi.
Um...
Right now.
Oh.
Your bro?
Yes.
Ah.
Great.
My followers are going to love this.
Use the whole fist.
I bought that one.
So, any of you were rumored to the university?
Our second and fourth years, yes.
Well, any friends of Ellie's?
Welcome to Badonia.
Tell me about her.
How was she?
Well, um... She is very happy in Kansas.
No.
What's in Kansas anyway?
What's the rich rancher she married?
In Kansas anymore.
Not in Kansas anymore, huh?
Is that joking?
No.
The Wizard of Oz.
It's one of my favorite movies.
I should have introduced you.
Mason is my protective detail.
Of course he is.
Of course.
Mason petites.
C.T.I.'s finest.
Former Army Special Forces, right?
Muslim petite.
The Little House?
We do our own research too.
Hahaha!
What was this?
Oh yeah, you know me, you know me.
Yeah, you know, you know me.
Would you like to read my story?
I know, thanks.
President Benégas, I really appreciate you giving me this kind of access.
Of course. It's like they say, you're playing gig, as you see, snows.
There are so many wonderful things about my country.
I can't wait for you to share with the world.
We had my people.
There's a bright future ahead of us.
Bright future.
Pretty little speech is very present in both of you.
Let's move our bubbles.
I like this.
Just confirming, we are still headed to your ranch so I write.
I am taking you to my country of state.
I think you're going to love it.
Let's toast, huh?
Okay.
One for you.
One for me.
And with toast, for your safe troubles.
For your friends.
I like it.
Arriva.
In your mouth?
It's the throat.
Okay.
If you don't mind, Mr. President, I'd love to
go over and interview questions with you now.
Of course.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
I love it.
I'm really gonna do this!
Go, go, go!
I'm gonna do it.
Where was it?
Come on, go, go!
Go, go go!
Stand up!
Go!
Get out!
We'll see you now!
Get out!
We'll see you now!
Oh!
Are you okay?
Yes.
I told you this was fine.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Stay here.
Oh.
What part of stay here did you guys not get it?
Okay. Okay.
Mr. Petins?
Okay. Thank you very much.
Oh, my God!
Look back. Oh, my back.
Are you okay?
Yes.
You're okay? You want massage?
What the hell just happened?
What happened?
You're one man's security detail happened.
He's a hero.
Mason, what's going on?
What's going on?
This place is a shit show like it always was.
We never should have come.
Should we call for help?
Yeah. We'll call for someplace safe.
Can you believe this?
What?
Who did that?
Who?
I cannot hide from this.
I didn't seem like a great idea right now.
This is not a revelation attack.
What? It really looks like it is.
Two years screwing regardless, so...
I have to stop this.
I think I just did.
Stop dealing with throwing my government.
And you will come and need to the company and help him protect my people.
Newsflash, your people just try to kill you.
All right? Count us out.
You got me, my bag?
What?
My bags.
We got to get you out of here by the end of the day.
You're never going to need it.
I'm with the president of a country in the middle of a coup.
This is the scoop of a lifetime.
You're going to be alive to have a scoop of a lifetime, okay?
You'll break your story when you're someplace safe.
What's that?
A really big gun.
Let's move.
Go on.
I have to move on to him.
And what?
How's it?
Everyone.
Yes, excellent.
What are you doing?
I see.
I've been touched.
I've been caught on by my little squad.
I've been caught on my own team.
I'm caught on God.
Wait, wait.
Mason, I can't.
I can't.
You okay, Miss Whittington?
I'm good.
Okay.
So, who's trying to kill us?
Nobody.
Nobody is trying to kill us, to try to kill him.
I can't kill him, I can't kill him.
I can't kill him.
You have a salad phone?
Who are you going to call?
Call him for help.
Earl.
Yo, it's Mason. We got hit.
Shit!
What happened? You okay, Mason?
No, heading out of town.
I only took out our vehicles.
because I got us out safe, but I... Bro, we're stuck, I got no idea where we're at.
It's Wellington safe.
Yeah, she's with me.
Vanegas is here too.
What?
Why is he with you?
What about his team?
Dead.
Bro, you gotta get us right.
Hang tight.
GPS has your position.
There's a clearing.
Three clicks east.
Exfield there by hilo.
I'm gonna call some colleagues in the area and I'll get you picked up.
So much for a milk run.
May I use your phone?
No.
But I need to make a call.
You're gonna.
I don't care.
Mason.
What?
Tell me why she do a thing for him.
Well, for example, because I could have you arrested for being a fighting spy.
Maybe I'm pretty cool with my own then.
Stop it, Mason!
It's a good event.
I mean, it's a good event.
It's a good event.
Well then, go ahead.
Do it with me, sir, Petit.
I am not a friend of death.
And I am not a friend of people like you.
Do it.
Tell Gudavez, Misku.
Just give it up.
Hey, what?
They've gone down.
Please.
Don't.
Thank you so far.
Thank you.
Don't worry.
I'll make a petite.
Signor?
You should set up on meSetting up, loaded.
Take it off.
Ten minutes.
She's pregnant on me.
This looks private transports the herd.
Is that beautiful?
Yeah, here it goes.
Put it down.
Dedusafe.
Sorry!
Sil ma is Gothic.
The.
They said they had a son after a different life.
They said they had a son of a son of a son.
He said he has a son of a son.
He said she had a son of a son of a son.
Yes, that was an ethical idea.
Is he asking what I'm wearing?
No, he's describing what you're wearing.
Don't look at me as you're a friend of a friend.
Yeah, I just didn't realize he and Ellie kept in touch still.
What?
The interview. It's obviously why he invited me here.
He invited you?
Why? Because I'm not just a celebrity news reporter, do you know?
I thought you landed here.
Huh. Everybody's asking for an interview.
But Aldonia's been basically a media blackout for the last decade.
Then just like that, he emailed me and asked me if I wanted an interview.
Why do you think you're here? I'm not totally clueless.
He's not going to go back in front of me.
I'm not going to go back in front of you.
Thank you.
Please tell us your good news.
Oh, I have wonderful news.
I was just talking to Hori, my nephew. He is the one behind the Coop.
That's good news?
Yes, it's great news. You see, I love my nephew, but he's an idiot.
Is he told you?
No, he didn't tell me anything, but he said everything.
He would not move a finger if he knows that I am still alive.
So I told him that everything was okay and that we were going to come to see him.
You see, he was always stuck the head that you are going to cut off.
So, is he working on the rebels?
No, no, no. The rebels also think that he's an idiot.
Let's go back to the couple.
No.
Don't you want?
You're not here.
You can't just leave him.
Just did.
I need to report this.
We can't just let another government in another poor country
get overthrown in another coup and nobody pays attention.
Come on, only Finnegan is stuck here and he's a textbook sociopath.
Oh, this seems okay.
Please, read in our rights.
I have.
I'm well aware of what the world expects from Claire Wellington at the moment,
but I have sacrificed everything for my career, my family, relationships, my life.
So forgive me if I refuse to be the laughingstock who went
from winning a key body to covering celebrity man caves.
This is my chance.
It's working out better than I ever could have hoped.
That's one way of looking at it.
It's a bastion.
Yeah, we sure do.
We're headed towards the clearing right now.
You got my GPS?
I can't get here fast enough.
I'm standing by.
Okay.
It's time for a couple of humans.
You sure we can't say?
Oh, I'm sure.
I'll get you picked up across the board if I start off with a free WiFi or something.
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure.
I can't get a PY if you're dead.
What about Finnegan?
Do you think he'll be okay?
I don't give a shit about Finnegan's.
What is your deal with him?
Yeah!
What?
I'm not making it.
I'm just going to get a car.
I'm just going to say that.
I'm excited to cover a coup.
What?
I'll see you put it.
Tell me you got that.
What?
Mason?
Oh, not Mason.
Because I'm going to treat such a good idea.
You're good.
Suddenly I'm very glad I paid you to tag along.
Mason!
Where did he's been there, guys?
I'm here.
Okay, stop!
Oh, I'm just wet in time.
I am so sorry for the mess that I have made.
Where did you come from?
From behind that tree.
Not literally.
It's up the hand here.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
What kind of thing do you think you're going to do with a big gun?
We're taken, huh?
Gracias, what do I do?
I don't know.
Oh, no, go ahead.
In the last case,
my clients are very disappointed that your uncle is still alive and causing trouble.
It would appear that your men likewise failed to kill my uncle.
Certainly our arrangements off to a shaky start.
My clients need a sure he is.
The investment in the country remains secure.
Is that clear?
Yes.
Good.
Thank you.
You're the one man dies instead of a thousand.
Well, this is just awesome.
Yeah.
So, how did you get wounded?
Your back?
Saw you've been favoring it?
Well, I'm sorry for trying to have a human moment with you
in the middle of a jungle where we could die at any second.
Mission, I was in the one side where it's longer.
I got in you, my back.
Did that happen here?
Yeah.
It's my last mission.
And so you're married?
Or were married?
I didn't quite follow it or anything.
Yes.
Probably separated by that.
I was just way better at being an operator than I am at a normal day to day life.
I think I heard that I got out.
Yeah, I just sucked.
I haven't blown.
I've been years to figure out how to become a lawyer.
Wait, you're a lawyer?
Yeah.
Officially passed the bar.
Hold on.
I thought it would make me feel more normal.
Turns out I just made me hate myself.
So you got into private security?
Yeah.
How long you've been doing that now?
Yeah, that's one.
Five.
Three days?
What?
See, the guys said you were their best.
You saw me take out the whole topic.
I think you got your money, right?
I mean, come on, host.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty damn cool.
We should go around.
How rude would that be?
It probably isn't safe.
It's very safe.
Welcome to Sabina.
My home.
Can one beat that?
Papaneto!
I'm not quite quick at that time.
If I can get a chance, I don't care.
Play a raisin.
This is my oldest friend, Nesta Zoby.
He is the leader of this village.
It's an honor.
Papa, I want some nice food.
What are you doing?
I have to go back to my house.
What are you saying?
I'm sorry, I guess.
This is Pepino.
He's the son-in-law of the chief.
He will give us a write-in to tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Yes, my son.
Nobody travels this region of a country at night,
not even mercenaries.
Consider the chance to rest and wash off the blood.
Hey, cool.
OK.
I didn't say I said anything.
I didn't say anything.
OK.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I didn't do anything.
Oh.
I didn't do anything.
Oh.
Nice.
In common.
Oh.
Call me a press, Mr. Petit.
I'm a Petit at all.
Shall we do the interview?
So, what do you want me to do again?
Just a standard two shot.
Didn't exactly learn that basic train.
Just to make sure we're both in the frame.
Shall we begin?
Please.
Okay, I'll just... We're rolling.
Oh, you're here. Oh, you're here.
President Phinegas, thank you for speaking to me
about the events that have transpired over the past 12 hours.
I truly appreciate the opportunity of speaking with you.
The world will soon learn that earlier this
morning you survived an assassination attempt
that resulted in the deaths of your entire security team.
Sadly, yes.
Who do you think is behind this attempted coup?
Our land and its mineral resources have been
exploited by outsiders for a very long time,
and there is no secret that these outsiders have propped up by presidency.
for many years when I turned my back on my people.
The CIA, the SIS,
there are only a tool to influence leaders like me in countries like mine,
but the real power has always been in the hands of CEOs and shareholders
that make billions out of our natural resources in the back of my people.
So the corporations were behind the attempt on your life?
I was with you. The attackers seemed like professional soldiers.
What can these people buy, Clam?
You think an assassination attempt is scary?
Try telling the CEO of a global energy company to go fuck his mother
and watch your currency drop 70% by the end of the conference call.
But Baldonia has been blessed with a second chance.
My fists are lanthanites.
Rare earth metals that are the core component from every new technology.
Cell phones, tablets, electric cars, MRI machines.
These corporations, they want to exploit our
new resource by a pitus of what it's worth.
And I have told them that I would not allow it, which is why they're trying to kill me.
But Baldonia will become the number one provider of the world's most precious metal.
Me bromesa, emilegal.
I have told you that this is the first time I've ever seen it.
I've told you that this is the first time I've ever seen it.
Give it up, Baldonia!
Well done, please!
You remember? You've come here!
You've come here!
Come here, come here!
I've told you that this is the first time I've ever seen it.
Come here! You get the money, you get the money!
You get the money! You get the money!
I'm telling you, I'm telling you!
Stay my legs!
I'm very impatient!
Are you ready?
I'm going to get you out of here!
Go away, Baldonia!
You can get some good cards.
You can't get some good cards.
Play with your children.
Go on!
Please don't leave me alone.
Go!
Go on!
You don't have to sleep in a chair, Mason.
Oh, something worse.
Want to play a game to see who gets the bed?
Okay.
If you know what this is, I'm going to be in trouble.
Whew.
That's my doll.
I'm guessing I got an idea.
Or a trip.
Okay.
This is Latin.
She flies with her own wings.
That's Latin. It's cool.
Yeah, I got it a few years ago.
It's a reminder that everything's going to work out fine.
I know.
Why would you need that one?
Is that for being here within an experienced bodyguard and being onto memories?
Stop.
Um...
Can you see that?
Yeah, uh, anarchy.
What do you not believe in any form of settlement?
I didn't. When I was a teenager, I was very rebellious.
I don't know that.
It got me into journalism, you know, confronting
power, fighting governments to get to the truth.
It's not to love.
Yeah.
So whatever you thought, I came here for the chance to confront a dictator.
A whole power to account. That's why I came here. Not for my career.
Maybe a little bit for my career.
Yeah.
Now you can tell me something.
Good night.
Are you enjoying this?
I'm just doing my job.
Yeah, you too.
I can't. I can't.
I still love her.
Yep.
Timing, right?
Yeah, the worst.
Good night, Mr. Pitex.
Good night, Ms. Watson.
Morning.
You.
We gotta go.
You're still not going to let me go to part to Santiago to tell this story, huh?
That's a negative. You got your exclusive. If
we get you to safety, you break your story.
Do you think they have enough?
Of a story? I mean, yes, I have.
But it could still be dismissed as the rantings of
a dictator trying to explain away a popular revolt.
That is true.
The world has always been largely apathetic towards my country.
That has served many well, but not my people.
That is why today I am going to... What does it tell?
For the future of my people.
It's very inspiring.
I'm just going to move the delusions of saving your people, the back burner,
and not getting us killed to the front burner.
Why don't you hear me, sir?
What?
Yes. Why are you here, Ms. Watson?
For her to protect her.
Really? That's why you think you're here?
For such a cynical man, you are hopeless in your youth, Mason.
Out of all places, you are sent here.
The question is why, Mason?
You know what's Mason?
Mason! Are you okay? I'm freaking out here.
Yeah. What's the story, bro?
You sent me down here because you thought I'd roll over.
Maybe I was too big of a mess to handle it, because I've owned a bunch of these dudes.
What are you talking about?
Come on, man.
You're really going to try to convince me you sent me down
here randomly to meet the guy who killed half my friends.
And then the day I get hit by coincidence, it's a coup with a bunch of South Africans.
It should be great.
Ace, it's not what you think, all right? Just breathe.
I love you like a brother.
Yeah.
I went there and I can't figure out why you needed me down here.
They wanted you to dispose of them.
Kill the knees.
At his ranch.
One of his bodyguards was going to get you a gun and sneak you into his bedroom.
Never mind me.
I thought it'd be a gift.
Just take out the guy who killed our brothers.
But apparently his nephew thought the need was hip to it and he jumped the gun.
I never would have sent you down there if I thought there was going to be a coup.
Sir, what kind of insanity you got yourself into?
Look, security contracting, you deal with some shady people.
Some of it rubs off on you.
Who are these people who hate them?
The South Africans are contractors too.
They approached me when the Wellington interview happened.
They rep people who want to take control of the... Lanthemites.
Right.
Ace, there's an easy fix here. Put a bullet in Manigas.
Do it for the guys we lost, do it for his country, do it for the world.
Ace.
Hello.
Hi.
Hey, uh...
Hey, I, um...
I just wanted to tell you that I love you, Mommy, so much.
I love you too, Daddy.
Daddy, Mommy is sad. You should come home.
Yeah.
Yeah, I promise I'll be home soon.
Hey, is it as Mommy there? Can you put Mom on the phone right now?
Okay.
But she told Grandma that she just wanted to talk
to you again until you get your shit together.
Ha!
Just put Mom on the phone, sweetheart.
Mommy!
Daddy's on the phone.
Okay, honey, you gotta get ready.
Okay.
Mason?
Hey!
Where are you?
I'm just in a shock getting Casey's home.
Listen.
I just wanted to say thank you.
You're sticking with me through all this, and then I love you very much.
Oh.
Okay.
I mean, you're kind of scaring me, uh, with that.
No, no.
Don't worry.
I love you.
I...
I love you too.
So much.
Please just come home.
In one piece.
I love my way.
Okay.
All right.
I'll show you the position, right?
Yes.
You want me to do the position right here?
Please.
Go back.
Mason?
What's up?
Hey.
We're heading for the board tonight.
What?
We're leaving.
That's it.
No, no, wait.
Don't give me a reason.
Where's Venega?
Dude, stop following us already.
I could say the same thing to you.
But I have much better manners in the US, car.
It's okay.
You don't need to stop the president of India.
I'm very quick at that.
You don't need to stop the president of India.
This is too cold.
This is real.
It doesn't look very fast.
What are they going to do with this thing?
It's only made out of this thing.
If they kill him here, they kill every person in this village.
I hate you.
Hey!
They're looking for me, they gots!
He needs me, they gots!
Are you right?
I'll be a bitch.
Alright.
Okay.
What? Get off.
No, no! I don't fight it for the first time.
There's a lot of horses.
Who's faultless?
This isn't weird at all.
Let's go!
No, Miss Wellington.
I'll call you Claire.
She'll run right behind us.
Don't worry.
Your womb hurt her.
Give us your life.
Second rule on portals of the other.
Excellent.
What the hell?
So you take money to make private wars? What's that like?
Why don't you ask your green beret?
What? But I seem to have been kidnapped by mercenaries.
Sweetheart, we just saved you from the worst dictator this continent has ever seen.
I guess I missed the chivalry while you were shooting at me.
We're shooting at him.
Our group has been contracted on behalf of the people of the bad guy in here.
You mean a corporate-backed coup of a sovereign nation?
You know, as journalists, schools, chaos and friends,
I have no idea what's actually going on.
We are here.
We bring stability and peace to a complicated situation.
You really think that you are important and can change the will of the powerful?
This might sound crazy, but yes, I do. Kind of part of the gig.
It certainly sounds nice, and I wish you were likely. I really do.
Unfortunately, people are foolish.
People just want honesty.
I don't know what I want. I can't see what matters. I'm even looking after that.
So what matters?
What matters is power. You can hold it and use it.
Who's using you?
Well, Cleo. Certainly people who don't like what you're doing.
I don't give a red sauce or a cherry sauce.
How much further?
We're almost there. It's just over there, Rich.
But I don't know what it's going to be here.
I don't know what it's going to be here.
You notice? Well, I believe that when one encounters danger,
you should sing to it. You come to try?
Not much of a singer. How much of a dance rate?
You're not afraid of a big belly laugh every now and again.
Well, of course not. I believe they want you to always remember to laugh.
Well, I found out why I'm here.
Oh. They want me to kill you.
That makes sense.
Does?
Of course. You blame me for shooting down your helicopter,
for your friends dying, for your life ever since.
Then my late bodyguard Manuel gives you a gun,
and lets you into my bedroom.
Wait, your mother?
I don't stay empowered by not knowing things, Maison.
I don't be so bad at being a dude.
No, you'd be great at it. It's just practice.
There is something important I need to tell you, though.
I didn't shoot down your helicopter.
Come on, man. I know you didn't, in person.
It was friendly fire.
Do you really think we can stop an American invasion by shooting down one helicopter?
I mean, of course I knew you guys were coming,
but there was nothing I couldn't stop you.
So as a matter of fact, I was getting ready to take a bolt to Cuba.
Suddenly, helicopter gets shut down and everything stops.
Just like that.
And the next morning, I get a visit from one of my ex-patrons
telling me that the next time the helicopter would land.
Alas, I signed off some new oil leases,
which, of course, I did tell you.
A report.
I'm very sorry about your friends, Maison.
It's crazy how all this is going down.
I do agree with your first interview, Maison.
That's why I needed Claire.
You're gonna tell the truth before they can take you out
on a place who is something more user-friendly.
I'm gonna stop here for the night.
And then, then we have to show it.
Brother, you are killing me right now.
I wore it sick about you.
Are you still with me, Angus?
Yeah.
I cut ties with the South Africans.
I'm gonna make this go away.
Dude, we need to talk.
Good ass.
Yeah, good ass.
No.
Thanks.
So I agreed to trade you for Claire.
Of course you did.
Yeah, it's a... We'll have it.
Totally thought through.
Ma'am, please use your phone for what?
I'm going to call someone I trust.
Is what we're going to want?
Who's that?
He's an old friend.
And a shadow leader of the opposition party, too.
He's very resourceful.
Ma'am, please, will you sit down and enjoy a cup of Espresso with me?
It's the best way in Pandonia, huh?
This is a stupid idea.
Gracia.
What is that saying?
Keep your friends close.
Keep your enemies closer.
Yes, we're good.
It's from the Godfather.
America does produce a wonderful culture.
What did you agree?
Bobby!
Mmm! Mmm!
That's me, you, Bobby.
I don't know.
This is my new American friend, Maison Petit.
And he's very worried about you.
American friend?
You really have hit bottom.
Sit down, sit down.
Did you know we went to secondary school together?
Jesuits.
And I can tell you something.
They did not let us get away with anything.
No.
Mmm?
This is delicious.
So, do tip.
What can the people's worker party and, or the live revolution,
I respond to Pandonia.
I'll do it for you today.
Just a Petit favorite, my friend.
So, um, I gotta ask.
Why have this presser with the man who calls
me a thief and a butcher on a daily basis,
and every so often lights off a bomb downtown?
Yeah.
Well, it's not just reality, my friend.
I paid it about to me's resistance.
Every couple of months I left them blow up a car,
but that building stayed in my caravan.
It's like, it's like a steam bath, you know?
Let's off pressure.
I'm gonna crack down on them so everybody knows they need the nigga to keep order.
Huh?
My grand uncle.
Your grand uncle you overthrew?
Yes, that one.
He never understood this.
Took everything personally.
Of course he backfired on him.
So weak.
See, you bought the revolution.
Much simpler.
And a lot cheaper.
It's like you Americans like to say.
A wing-wing.
You should see it while it was full.
Colonel Cobour's?
Almost South African I say yes.
Three-seven dead.
You just owe me special forces.
Me?
I'm a lawyer.
Sorry.
A lot of business cards.
Pretty brazen thing you're doing here taking over a sovereign nation.
Sovereign?
And all said, no one's gonna have a problem with what been wrong with you.
The people have held it on you, mate.
They weren't that delicious.
The state has squared my flute.
You said they've done what was expected, Sergeant Bittings?
No.
But I never got near them.
You see, the nigga's name was going down?
I'd be surprised what that guy did.
I was actually a sharp dude.
Great dresser.
But we're doing this then.
Let's do it.
Bring your Princess Erichare.
Time for you to hand over the nigga's and bizzle family country.
If you don't do that in five seconds,
I'm gonna keep your client in front of you.
One, two, three, four.
Okay.
What was that?
That was my people're clear.
Now?
I give my people a message and you share it with the world.
Great.
Let's get started.
I can lie seated through you from this daily.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I cannot deliver such an important message from here.
We have to live from my palace with my nephew by my side.
Oh, let me just go up and knock on the front door, though.
There is another way.
Up, watch your head there.
Okay?
This is the time I used to escape when they tried to kill me eight years ago.
I'm sure this time I was incarnated.
Absolutely.
All the people who were gone out of their dead now.
I thought the other time I was trying to kill you.
Oh, that's different, dead people.
Let's go.
Hey.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, okay.
Oh, thank you.
Good night.
It's okay.
These are my American friends.
They are here to help.
What is this woman doing?
I'm live streaming this to the entire world.
Listen to me.
When you are no longer youthful to them,
They're going to kill you, but don't get deserves a bad future, not one control
the corporations. We, we don't have to be monsters anymore.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, it was worth it.
I don't know what thing is.
I'll, I'll bless you and be.
You need to call him?
It's will.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Will it prove so?
For managing?
I should have come in for you.
Okay.
It's up here.
Then.
Is you?
What's up?
Please.
Linda, please.
Fuck out.
I've got to meet you all the way up here.
It's you.
I don't know why I am.
I am not the friend of mine.
I am not.
You are the past.
You are not the worst.
You are the least!
These are all?
Those are the least?
The most false?
Oh, no.
I'm just able to give you love.
Don't worry.
I'm still going to say it.
I'll make it all over again.
But I hate you.
But I'm dead.
Fine!
Come in, we're standing here.
This is my monkey.
You killed me, I'll drain you.
Yeah, I always love a single mall after I leave camp a few murders.
Come on, Mason.
Raise the sock.
Uh-oh.
Mm-hmm.
Up.
Yes.
Huh?
Where's your name, then?
See?
Say anything to your mates, mate.
Shame it looks a lot to finish the job.
It's you.
You killed my friends.
It was several of us.
All P.G. is on to the easy time.
It's just a job, my friend.
Hey.
Where'd you go, then?
Throw a thing?
I think we're dead for that.
It's what I could help.
Mason!
I could really use your help right now!
Ahh!
Shit!
Take it!
Stay inside, Joe.
Oh, God!
Die to life, brother.
Give me!
Don't know how to say this.
I'd like to introduce you to the President for Nagors.
Welcome to Five Onions!
In the Battle of the Contacting!
Creole!
The world are still fixed on Paldonia, where the
fallout from a failed coup continues to play out.
In a bold act of guerrilla journalism, using
a live stream, you gossip site infamous daily.
Celebrity reporter Claire Wellington provided
on the ground coverage of these shocking events.
The Paldonian military were seen in an intense gun battle with
members of what we now know to be a private military company.
Ms. Wellington has also uploaded an exclusive
unclocked interview with President Manigas,
announcing a surprising reversal in the Paldonian system of government.
You know, as a journalist, I'm supposed to stay objective and
all, but I have to say, I really admire what you're doing.
Well, you know what they say.
A man who touches honey will eventually...
...lick his fingers.
I really appreciate you two.
I really do.
Hey, look.
The world is finally seeing us.
And it is all because of you who's willing to.
Looks like a tattoo is right.
I think we're done just fine.
We worked up fine things to you.
Team effort.
Yes, the right people at the right time.
Let's go tell the story of the world.
Hold up, just one second, just so I know.
How many people in this room want to kill you right now?
Probably half.
No, more than half.
Let's go.
Welcome.
As of today, I am no longer the president of Paldonian.
Transitional government has been put in place until the next three elections.
During this pandemic, $5 billion will be invested
in health, education, and infrastructure.
This is the investment in the people of Paldonian.
Today, we get back what is right here.
Protect and control these resources with the
sole purpose of giving this beautiful nation.
I know.
Dancing with the one.
You.
Hey.
Hey, Mom.
And check this out.
Don't.
What's your base?
It's a long story.
No, baby.
You're am.
In one piece.
Just so you know that broken men who wanted to
force a disappear somewhere in South America.
I was really hoping you could see.
Well, you know what?
I didn't even have to consult my lawyer.
I'll stop.
Sure.
Yes!
It's just like that.
I saw an incredible life of many bands playing dates and music parks.
For the first time in my entire over-achieving life, I was happy.
What's up?
What do you say?
Just take the rest of the day off and spend it with the family.
Yeah!
You like that?
Yeah, you like that?
Let's do it.
You what?
Well, that had purpose.