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[narrator] <i>If I had to pick
a yearbook quote, it would be,</i>

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<i>"Lonely in life, popular in death."</i>

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- <i>See that girl flying up in the air?</i>
-[shutter clicks]

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<i>That's me, Darby Harper.</i>

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<i>My upbringing was pretty awesome at first.</i>

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-[chuckles] <i>That's my mom.</i>
-[cheers]

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<i>I was following
in her iconic cheer footsteps.</i>

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[crowd cheering]

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<i>Back then, I thought I knew who I was
and who I wanted to be.</i>

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- <i>Until everything came crashing down.</i>
-[Mom] There's Dad.

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-Darby!
-[water splashes]

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<i>My mom and I died on the same day.</i>

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[lifeguard] One. Two…

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<i>And even though I technically
came back from the other side,</i>

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-[thunder rumbling]
- <i>I was never the same.</i>

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<i>What was different about me?
Are you sitting down for this?</i>

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[whispering] <i>I see dead people.</i>

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[normal voice] <i>Everywhere.</i>

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<i>And it turns out the dead,</i>

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- <i>or "Deados" as I like to call them,</i>
-[Darby] Excuse me.

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<i>actually needed my help.</i>

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-[Dad] Hey.
-[Darby's friends cheering]

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<i>So, that's when I turned my back
on the living world</i>

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<i>and decided to start
my little side hustle,</i>

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- <i>counseling local spirits.</i>
-Hello.

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<i>Over time, I learned that not every person
who died stuck around.</i>

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<i>Only those who have
some unfinished business.</i>

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-[doorbell rings]
- <i>And this is where I come in…</i>

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-[door opens]
- <i>…as a spiritual messenger of sorts,</i>

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<i>making sure the Deados don't get stuck
in a world that no longer sees them.</i>

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<i>With my assistance,
these spirits were able to cross over,</i>

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<i>which is pretty beautiful.</i>

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<i>Word spread in the purgatory circuit,
and my after-school job took off.</i>

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Hey, how are you?

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<i>There's no pay,</i>

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<i>but if dead people gratitude
had monetary value,</i>

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<i>I'd be Jeff Bezos.</i>

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[car horn honks]

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<i>You'd think witnessing dead people say,
"Goodbye" over and over again</i>

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<i>would be my biggest burden,</i>

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<i>but it is a distant second</i>

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<i>to the torturous realm where I am forced
to spend my days, high school.</i>

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I can't believe you think this is
a better education than homeschooling.

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[scoffs] I mean, look at them.

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Honey, I have a hard time
getting you to come out for dinner.

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I mean,
how else can I get you to socialize?

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I make, like, ten new dead friends a week.
How much more social can I get?

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-[bell rings]
-[Dad] I love you.

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[Darby] Love you too.

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Try to have a good day.

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-[student outside school] Hey, babe.
-Hey, isn't that Capri Donahue?

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[student whistles]

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Honey, I just don't get
why you two stopped hanging out.

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You were joined at the hip.
Maybe y'all should reconnect.

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Oh, no. I lost my hard-earned smile.

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[engine starts]

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[students chattering]

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It truly amazes me that
at the most formative time of their lives,

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a time that should be about
self-discovery,

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and finding what is individual
and unique about themselves,

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they instead
choose to homogenize in groups

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that give them the unhealthy acceptance
they so deeply crave.

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You're so lucky your mom let you.

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I was going under the knife
for my deviated septum anyway,

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so we just thought that we'd get
my boobs done at the same time.

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And that's why I'd rather hang out
with the unliving than the unwoke.

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[skater dude 1 burps]

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-Gross, sorry.
-Hey, dude,

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La Croix eruption at Mount McMuffin, dude.

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Did I mention that I spent
last Friday night discussing modern art

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with a woman who claimed to be
Frida Kahlo's lover? Just saying.

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[sighs]

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In the ecosystem of high school,

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I'm basically a hermit crab
hiding under a reef.

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And I wouldn't have it any other way.

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That's my friend, Gary. He's a "Stayer."
A Stayer is a Deado who--

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-[laughing] Oh, my God. No way!
-I know. And she said, "Fetch."

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-Ew.
-Your jacket is really cute, by the way.

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Oh, thanks. It's amazing what I can do
with a sewing machine and a little thread.

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Capri Donahue.

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Head phony. Ever heard of someone
described as having solid character?

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Oh, my God.
The Sweet Seventeen promo video?

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-I know.
-Oh, I'm living for it.

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Well, Capri's is pure particle board.

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[singsongy] I know!

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Good morning, Miss Lyman.
You look like a breath of fresh air.

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[coughing] Kiss ass.

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Oh, Darby. Forgot you went here.

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Hmm.

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-[student] Babe.
-[Capri gasps] Jamesy!

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I missed you.

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In case you couldn't tell by that dramatic
<i>Bachelor Nation</i> -style spin,

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that's Capri's boyfriend.

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James Harris was a band geek

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who had been completely invisible
to Capri until--

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♪ <i>I needed you, oh
But I never showed</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And I wanna stay with you
Until we're gray and old</i> ♪

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Even though he didn't make it past
the blind audition round,

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it was enough fame for Capri

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to turn her chair
and set her thirsty hooks in him.

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-[bell rings]
-Good morning, newly minted junior class.

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-Whoo!
-[Lyman] Welcome to biology lab.

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Before you get too comfortable,
I've paired you up with your lab partner

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alphabetically by last name.

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Go ahead and take a seat with that person.

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I don't even have to look at the list.
Ever since first grade, it's always--

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-Harper.
-Harris.

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Uh, Miss Lyman,
I need to be partnered with James

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because I'm trained to assist him
with his learning disability.

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[whispering] He has dyslexia.

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[softly] No, he doesn't.

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I'm sure James
will manage on his own, Capri.

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[sighs]

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Capri knows I'm the one person
she can't get to like her.

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I'm the one girl in school who doesn't
wanna be her,

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the one person
who can see through her bullshit.

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[clears throat]

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[sighs]

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-[laughs]
-Hi, baby.

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Babe, I'm at a different table.
I'm not going off to war.

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Oh, my God. Don't even say that.

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All right. Let's get started.

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Uh, excuse me, Miss Lyman?
There's an ass on my desk.

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-[students giggling]
-Oh, I'm sorry. This is a fresh blowout.

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I didn't even see anyone was sitting here.

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[whispering] Freak show.

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I'm sorry. She can be
a little extra sometimes. [chuckles]

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Extra psychotic.

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-I like your Chucks.
-Oh, thanks.

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Yeah.

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James is a good guy.

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He was actually my first crush
back in sixth grade. [inhales sharply]

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Before I realized that romantic
relationships are just a social construct

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people created to avoid the fact that
we're all helplessly alone in this world.

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-[Gary chuckles]
-Mmm. I got you this time.

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I do.

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-Hmm. Boom.
-Eh, nah, nah, nah, nah. Bishop to e4.

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Ugh, crap. That's--

139
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Yeah, that's-- That would be checkmate.

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Mmm.

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[inhales deeply] And that would also be
two more bucks you owe me, kid.

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Come on. You don't even use money.

143
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I know, I know.
But I love to leave it in Linda's purse.

144
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She gets a big boost when she finds it.
Treat herself to some fancy coffee drink.

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[sighs] All right.
That is pretty frigging adorable.

146
00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:07,376
[laughs] All right, come on. Pay up.

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[sighs] I really wish you took Venmo.

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[bell rings]

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I hope you have
a wonderful rest of the day.

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Thank you, Gary.
I appreciate it. I'll try.

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[chattering]

152
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[students chattering in background]

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Hey, hi. Uh, you're the girl
from the bleachers, right?

154
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Uh, I don't talk to clients here.

155
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Uh. [chuckles]

156
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Come by my office Friday night, okay?
That's where I work.

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Work--

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-Oh, shit.
-[laughs] Are you okay?

159
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I mean, you look like
you've just seen a ghost.

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[sighs] The opposite, actually.
I thought you were--

161
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Never mind. I just--
I haven't seen you before.

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Great. You two found each other.

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-Alex is new, and he's gonna need…
-Oh, God. Please, no.

164
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…a junior study buddy
to show him the ropes.

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[Darby titters]

166
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[whispering] He just transferred in
from a Montessori school,

167
00:09:01,335 --> 00:09:02,835
so all this is pretty foreign to him.

168
00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:06,710
Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know
if I'm the best person to do that.

169
00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:10,001
Sure, you are. You're an honors student,
and you both seem like such--

170
00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:13,710
-He's thinking, "Weirdos."
-Abstract thinkers.

171
00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:14,793
-Mmm. [chuckles]
-Yeah.

172
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Extracurricular activities meet-and-greet
starts in ten minutes.

173
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Walk Alex through it.
Help him acclimatize. [clicks tongue]

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-That guy. Uh, we're-- Yep.
-Yep. Okay.

175
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So, do you have any burning questions
about Frederick Douglass High

176
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I can answer in the next two minutes?

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Uh, that for starters.

178
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Yeah, the superintendent passed a bill
allowing corporate sponsorship

179
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of cafeterias so that schools could save
on the cost of lunches. [chuckles]

180
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Jeez.

181
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My old school
didn't have this type of structure.

182
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You know,
the bell telling you when and where to go,

183
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having to raise your hand
to get permission to take a leak.

184
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Public school is only
a few rules away from the Marines.

185
00:09:57,293 --> 00:09:59,460
[laughing] Yeah. That's funny.

186
00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,335
So, why did you leave Montessori?

187
00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:08,210
I had a bit of a rough patch last year.
You know, some issues, so--

188
00:10:08,293 --> 00:10:10,501
I feel your pain, junior class buddy.

189
00:10:10,585 --> 00:10:12,210
So, who do you hang with?

190
00:10:12,293 --> 00:10:13,668
Uh, I don't.

191
00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:15,501
Oh. The lone wolf.

192
00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:16,585
[chuckles]

193
00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:19,085
You said something earlier
about your work?

194
00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:22,001
Oh, no. N-- It was nothing. [laughs]

195
00:10:22,085 --> 00:10:23,460
I thought you were someone else.

196
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:26,376
Um, I do some social work
on Friday nights.

197
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,626
Social work?

198
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,960
When in doubt, the truth gets people
to bug off every time.

199
00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:34,418
Yeah. Yeah, it's for dead people.
I help them pass on to the next realm.

200
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,126
Uh-- [laughs]

201
00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:40,251
That's really cool.
I'm actually into psychic mediums too.

202
00:10:41,085 --> 00:10:43,043
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah. What are the odds?

203
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,126
That backfired.

204
00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,335
[Alex] So, uh,
are you in any of these clubs?

205
00:10:47,418 --> 00:10:49,418
Maybe in another lifetime.

206
00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,376
At my old school,
I had a Stephen King book club.

207
00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:52,501
Oh, uh-huh.

208
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,585
But you know,
if I'm forced to be here, which I am,

209
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I've decided I want the most public school
experience ever known to man.

210
00:10:59,335 --> 00:11:02,043
[laughs] Wow.
You're quite the glass half-full guy.

211
00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:06,251
I mean, if you don't embrace
the absurdities in life, right?

212
00:11:06,335 --> 00:11:07,335
It's unlivable.

213
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,293
Mmm.

214
00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:11,418
Ooh, prom. I've seen that in the movies.

215
00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,043
[laughs]

216
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,460
Uh, I gotta run.

217
00:11:16,168 --> 00:11:17,960
Oh. Okay, uh--

218
00:11:18,751 --> 00:11:21,918
I-I'd love to talk to you more
about the paranormal stuff.

219
00:11:22,001 --> 00:11:24,335
[sighs] Lone wolf, Alex.

220
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:27,585
-"Lone" being the key adjective there.
-Right. [chuckles]

221
00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:30,376
Yeah. See you.

222
00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:31,501
[howls]

223
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,001
Yeah.

224
00:11:33,543 --> 00:11:35,418
Mmm. That's not good.

225
00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:37,251
All right. Listen up, people.

226
00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:41,335
We got a few cheerleaders here who want
to do a special presentation just for you.

227
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,251
And action!

228
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,668
Let's go. [claps]

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00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:47,168
Hi, Cougars!
I'm Capri Donahue, and this is--

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Taylor.

231
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,168
Taylor, Bree, Piper and Todd.

232
00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:55,918
And we're here to tell all the gym classes
about cheer tryouts next week.

233
00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:58,460
Here's a little skit we prepared.
Hope you enjoy!

234
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,335
Hi! Are you new here?

235
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:02,085
Yes, I'm a freshman.

236
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:04,501
-[gasps]
-[Taylor] And I've always dreamed of being

237
00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,793
a cheerleader,
but I'm so intimidated by it.

238
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,668
Isn't it just for shallow, hot girls?

239
00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:11,960
I'm so glad you asked.
And the answer is, that's offensive.

240
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:15,001
Cheerleaders aren't just pretty people
who are happy all the time.

241
00:12:15,085 --> 00:12:17,668
We face the same challenges.
Just like you.

242
00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,960
Really? Even you, the head cheerleader?

243
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,793
-[Capri] Yes, even me.
-Yeah.

244
00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:24,126
But cheer allows us
to be the change that we wanna see.

245
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,043
[Bree] We support female empowerment,
just like Beyoncé.

246
00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:28,376
When one of us falls-- [gasps]

247
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,876
-The sisterhood is there to catch us.
-Jesus.

248
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,751
Next week, I'll be there.

249
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,168
[whispering] Piper, at the end.

250
00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:36,251
But cheer keeps the world moving.

251
00:12:36,335 --> 00:12:37,960
Because when something gets us down--

252
00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:40,293
-[Piper] Cheer--
-Lifts us back up. [giggling]

253
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,751
[dance music playing]

254
00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:45,585
[crowd cheering, applauding]

255
00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:47,335
Let's hear it, Cougars!

256
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,335
[cheerleaders] Tryouts next week,
show us what you can do.

257
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,335
[Bree] Tryouts next week!

258
00:12:52,418 --> 00:12:53,876
-[Taylor] Now, Piper!
-"Now," what?

259
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,293
Next week? I'll be there.

260
00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,210
-Shit.
-[Bree and Capri] Whoo!

261
00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,210
-[Bree] Let's go, Cougars!
-[Taylor] Whoo!

262
00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:02,210
My dad said I can only invite 50 people,
but I was, like,

263
00:13:02,293 --> 00:13:04,793
"Come on,
the DJ tent holds at least a hundo."

264
00:13:07,126 --> 00:13:09,960
Ugh! Can we get a corporate sponsor from…

265
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,043
[electricity crackles]

266
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:14,460
…the electric company or something?
This is ridiculous.

267
00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:19,210
Give me my clothes.

268
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,001
Why would I take your clothes?
Not planning on attending a funeral.

269
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:24,501
[laughing]

270
00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:27,668
I have no problem walking up
to Principal Morgan's office in my towel

271
00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:30,043
to discuss his zero tolerance
bullying policy.

272
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:32,585
Oh, my God!
You're totally gaslighting me right now.

273
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:36,001
You're the one who bullied me
in front of the entire class this morning.

274
00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:37,626
You called me an ass.

275
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:40,960
Technically,
I called your actual ass an ass.

276
00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:45,001
Maybe you'll understand that more when
we get to the anatomy section of bio lab.

277
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,668
[laughs, clears throat]

278
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:47,751
[laughs]

279
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:54,668
It was just a joke. No need to go crying
to the principal, freak show.

280
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,376
-[screams, gasps]
-[water splashes]

281
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,210
Ow! My ass.

282
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,460
-Capri!
-Are you okay?

283
00:14:00,543 --> 00:14:02,960
I'm fine. Just-- [sighs] I slipped.

284
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,835
[electricity crackling]

285
00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:06,835
[whimpers]

286
00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:08,210
[crackling fades]

287
00:14:09,335 --> 00:14:10,418
[police radio chatter]

288
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:14,626
[officer] Miss Harper, thank you
so much for giving us your statement.

289
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,626
We'll be in touch
if we have any follow-up questions.

290
00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:20,043
Miss Harper?

291
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,668
Uh-- Yeah, yes. [chuckles] Okay.

292
00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:23,751
Okay.

293
00:14:25,585 --> 00:14:26,585
All right, ladies.

294
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:29,376
[sniffs] Go home, get some rest.

295
00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:33,460
Remember,
we have grief counselors available.

296
00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:37,668
Seeing a dead person
is a very traumatic experience

297
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,793
which none of us are equipped for.

298
00:14:40,876 --> 00:14:42,585
[laughs]

299
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:43,960
[Darby coughing]

300
00:14:44,043 --> 00:14:45,668
[whispers] Sorry.

301
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,293
Something in the throat. [clears throat]

302
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,251
-[birds chirping]
-[dog barking in distance]

303
00:14:57,835 --> 00:14:59,085
Hey.

304
00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:01,168
[Darby] Hey. [chuckles]

305
00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:04,293
[groans, sighs]

306
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:08,585
Yeah. She was a beauty.

307
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:16,126
I know you don't like
talking about your mom.

308
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,585
And I'm not trying to push you.

309
00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:26,168
I know Capri's death
is probably a trigger. Right?

310
00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:29,501
No. No, really. I'm-- I'm fine.

311
00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:32,085
Honey.

312
00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:33,168
I'm just tired.

313
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,501
So-- But thank you.

314
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:42,918
Night.

315
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:47,793
-[Dad] I love you.
-Love you.

316
00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:53,626
[sighs]

317
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,001
Wake up, bitch. Wake up!

318
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,460
Oh, goddamn it.

319
00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:15,918
[gasps]

320
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:18,626
-[light switch clicks]
-So it's true. You can see me.

321
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,835
[Darby] How did you even-- Uh--

322
00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:22,793
Remember groundskeeper Gary?

323
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:24,418
-Uh--
-Yeah.

324
00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:27,043
He told me all about
your little "ability."

325
00:16:27,543 --> 00:16:28,626
-[sighs]
-Bring me back.

326
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,710
Darby!

327
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,293
Bring me back. Now!

328
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:37,418
Capri, I can't bring you back.
I can only help you move on.

329
00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:39,335
Move on?

330
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:43,168
No. Cheer tryouts are next week.

331
00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:45,001
My Sweet Seventeen
is coming up in a month.

332
00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:48,001
I've planned it the whole year.
It costs more than my sister's wedding.

333
00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:50,585
[inhales sharply]
Denial. It's the hardest stage.

334
00:16:50,668 --> 00:16:53,751
Listen, I'm-- [sighs]
…I'm really sorry you died.

335
00:16:53,835 --> 00:16:57,085
I truly am. But you are dead,

336
00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:59,876
and neither I,
nor anyone else can bring you back.

337
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,418
[electricity crackling, whooshing]

338
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,876
[screams]

339
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,001
[Capri gasps]

340
00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:09,835
Holy crap!

341
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:11,876
-Did I do that?
-[sighs]

342
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,835
-Am I coming back to life?
-No, dude, you're a form of energy.

343
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:17,293
So, with intense focus and practice,

344
00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:19,626
or I guess just pure,
unfiltered teenage rage,

345
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:22,043
Deados can manipulate things
in the real world.

346
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,668
-"Deados?"
-Yeah. Yeah, that's what I call your kind.

347
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,626
The in-betweeners like you.

348
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,251
Okay, but-but-but what about, um, Gary?

349
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,210
-I mean, he died our freshman year, right?
-Yeah.

350
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:37,251
He's a Stayer.
It means he chooses to be here.

351
00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:40,335
He's waiting for his wife to die
so they can pass on together.

352
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:46,335
Okay, cute. Um.
Then, I will be a Stayer too.

353
00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:51,168
Yeah. I don't wanna go to some…
[scoffs] …creepy afterlife. No, thank you.

354
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,460
No, no. Capri,
this is not where you're meant to be,

355
00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:56,126
so it'll be very difficult
for you to be at peace here.

356
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,835
Especially you, feeling like
you're missing out on all that stupid shit

357
00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:01,710
-you think is so important.
-[gasps]

358
00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:04,710
Oh, it might be stupid shit to you,
freak show,

359
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,835
but this is the best year of my life.

360
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,751
Everyone thinks senior year is peak,
but no.

361
00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:11,043
Seniors have one foot out the door
to college.

362
00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:15,585
I am at the epicenter
of the ultimate high school experience.

363
00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:17,418
[sighing] I'm not going anywhere.

364
00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:22,751
You literally will never be able
to see yourself again.

365
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,585
You're dead.

366
00:18:26,168 --> 00:18:28,251
So is all that shit you care about.

367
00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:31,543
Cheer championships,
homecoming, your birthday.

368
00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:33,168
You can't experience it anymore.

369
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:34,793
[sighs]

370
00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:37,168
[exhales deeply]

371
00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:38,251
I'm sorry.

372
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:44,418
Look, I can deliver whatever message
you want to whomever.

373
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:50,335
But once you make the decision
to move on, you move on.

374
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:54,751
[Darby sighs]

375
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,835
Look, you can stay here tonight
if you're freaked out.

376
00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:01,710
But I'm going to sleep because,
well, I'm alive,

377
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:03,918
and I have another day
of living hell tomorrow.

378
00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:06,793
I'm sorry you died.

379
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:07,876
[light switch clicks]

380
00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:13,210
<i>I'm Katlyn Kelley, reporting live
from Frederick Douglass High School,</i>

381
00:19:13,293 --> 00:19:16,460
<i>where yesterday, students witnessed
the shocking and tragic death</i>

382
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:18,918
<i>of their popular classmate,
head cheerleader,</i>

383
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,251
Capricorn Donahue.

384
00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:23,293
[sighs] I'm on TV,
and I can't even enjoy it.

385
00:19:23,376 --> 00:19:26,293
Grieving students
have been visiting this memorial

386
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,210
for the beloved cheerleader.

387
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,293
Could you tell us a little about
what made Capri so special?

388
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:36,335
[sighs] She was an amazing person
and such a great friend.

389
00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:38,251
And I'm just gonna miss her so much.

390
00:19:38,335 --> 00:19:40,501
I've literally
never seen you before in my life.

391
00:19:40,585 --> 00:19:44,085
Capri was planning a big
Sweet Seventeen birthday for next month.

392
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:45,835
Can you tell us more about that?

393
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,710
[sobbing, sniffling] Yeah,
she was so excited about the party.

394
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:51,835
She put everything she had
into planning it.

395
00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:54,335
Oh, guys! I'm still here-- [screams]

396
00:19:54,418 --> 00:19:57,793
Is there anything else you would like
our viewers to know about Capri?

397
00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:03,126
Just that she was the glue
that bonded together our sisterhood.

398
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:06,751
She was actually a Scorpio.

399
00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:11,460
<i>Also, follow us on Instagram. Thank you.</i>

400
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:16,918
<i>A young spark of life, gone in a flash.
A cheer heard no more.</i>

401
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:20,085
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Maybe you should stay at home.

402
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,626
[Katlyn] <i>Signing off.</i>

403
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,626
Nah, it's just putting off the inevitable.

404
00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:26,835
[Capri] That's the photo
you brought to my shrine?

405
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:30,751
Taylor, you look adorable,
and my eyes are literally closed!

406
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:31,876
[screams]

407
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,460
-[gasps]
-[Bree] Did you guys see that?

408
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,585
[sighs]

409
00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:46,960
[Cougars laughing]

410
00:20:47,043 --> 00:20:49,876
[Taylor] That practice killed me.
Capri would have been so proud.

411
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,918
[Bree] Nationals, here we come! [cheers]

412
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,335
[giggles] So, where are we going tonight?

413
00:20:55,418 --> 00:20:56,793
[chatters indistinctly]

414
00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:01,126
I just can't believe that she's gone.

415
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:04,043
I had my nose modeled after hers.

416
00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:07,501
I heard she shot 50 feet in the air,
and her pants flew off.

417
00:21:07,585 --> 00:21:10,168
Do you think James Harris
will rejoin jazz band now?

418
00:21:10,251 --> 00:21:13,460
[student 5] "Dead Cheerleader"
is a killer name for a band.

419
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:17,251
[student 6] Alive Capricorn Donahue
was an "it girl," but dead Capri Donahue?

420
00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:19,210
Oh, she's a legend, honey.

421
00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:22,293
[Gary] Hey, here she is--
Hey, Darby. My buddy, Mel.

422
00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:24,835
-Hi.
-He passed last night.

423
00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:26,376
-Uh, heart attack.
-Yeah.

424
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,335
-Oh. Sorry.
-You know. So if you don't mind,

425
00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,543
he's gonna sit and watch
our lunchtime chess games

426
00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:32,918
-until you can help him move on.
-Yeah, sure.

427
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,710
My wife, Deb, uh, she passed 17 years ago,

428
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,335
and you know, that's a long time.

429
00:21:37,418 --> 00:21:39,376
I was in a lot better shape then, right?

430
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,210
Uh, what if she's not

431
00:21:41,293 --> 00:21:43,001
-attracted to me anymore?
-Maybe.

432
00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:45,793
Well, I like to think
that when you pass on,

433
00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:47,585
you pass as your optimal self.

434
00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:50,710
And I'm pretty sure that has nothing
to do with your superficial exterior.

435
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,668
Oh, my optimal self?

436
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:54,793
-Yeah.
-I like that.

437
00:21:54,876 --> 00:21:57,001
-[Gary laughs]
-[laughs] Okay.

438
00:21:57,085 --> 00:21:59,460
-Well, we'll talk soon.
-Way to be, Darby. Thank you.

439
00:21:59,543 --> 00:22:01,710
-She is good!
-I told you, huh?

440
00:22:03,543 --> 00:22:05,085
[Darby] Oh, no.

441
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,126
Oh, thank God.

442
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,501
-Hola! Oh!
-Oh! Jeez-- [scoffs]

443
00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:20,251
-God, you scared the shit out of me.
-[laughing] Oh. Sorry.

444
00:22:20,335 --> 00:22:21,335
Are you okay?

445
00:22:21,418 --> 00:22:23,126
Yeah, fine. I--

446
00:22:23,918 --> 00:22:26,543
It's just someone I'm trying to avoid.
[chuckles]

447
00:22:26,626 --> 00:22:29,043
Oh. Got a little stalker? [laughs]

448
00:22:29,126 --> 00:22:30,585
[inhales sharply] Potentially.

449
00:22:30,668 --> 00:22:32,085
Oh, you're serious.

450
00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,668
-Oh, my bad. Okay. Uh…
-[chuckles]

451
00:22:35,418 --> 00:22:37,126
You wanna talk about it?

452
00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:42,293
Well, the frustrating thing is,
is I don't think anyone would understand.

453
00:22:42,376 --> 00:22:43,626
Mmm. I get that.

454
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:48,085
Don't have to explain anything to me,
I'm just making sure you're okay.

455
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,085
Thanks.

456
00:22:51,876 --> 00:22:53,251
-Um--
-So, what's up?

457
00:22:53,335 --> 00:22:55,793
So, you were there
with the cheerleader yesterday?

458
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,710
That's pretty intense.

459
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,668
[sighs] Yeah. [screams]

460
00:22:59,751 --> 00:23:02,835
Whoo! Sorry, Alex. Too much caffeine.

461
00:23:02,918 --> 00:23:06,585
Uh, sorry. Uh, I-- I gotta go but I'll s--
Thanks for the--

462
00:23:06,668 --> 00:23:07,668
Just thanks.

463
00:23:08,251 --> 00:23:09,876
-I need to talk to you.
-[Alex] Okay.

464
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,876
I don't work at school, Capri.

465
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,210
What do you mean, "Work"?
I'm not asking you to do my taxes.

466
00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:16,668
-[sighs]
-[bell rings]

467
00:23:18,335 --> 00:23:19,335
[sighs]

468
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,043
[door closes]

469
00:23:21,126 --> 00:23:22,293
Okay, what do you want?

470
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,543
I have decided that I do,
in fact, want to move on.

471
00:23:25,626 --> 00:23:28,085
It's incredibly boring being here
and being invisible.

472
00:23:28,168 --> 00:23:30,168
Also, apparently,
I'm stuck in this outfit.

473
00:23:30,251 --> 00:23:32,710
If I knew I was gonna die,
I would've worn way more accessories.

474
00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:34,876
Smart decision. Come see me Friday night.

475
00:23:35,543 --> 00:23:38,251
Whoa! I haven't told you
when I wanna move on.

476
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,043
Okay, I don't have time for this.

477
00:23:40,126 --> 00:23:42,793
It'll be next month.
After my Sweet Seventeen.

478
00:23:42,876 --> 00:23:45,835
No. No, just go to your funeral.
Yeah, everyone will be crying

479
00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:48,376
and talking about
how awesome you were. You'll love it.

480
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,918
Ew, no. I hate funerals,
they're mad depressing.

481
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,543
I want the party.
Which is where you come in.

482
00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:55,793
You're gonna make sure
the party still happens.

483
00:23:55,876 --> 00:23:57,418
[scoffs]

484
00:23:57,501 --> 00:24:01,293
I think that curling iron incident
fried your last remaining brain cell.

485
00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:02,668
I-- [gasps]

486
00:24:07,293 --> 00:24:08,751
[exhales sharply]

487
00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:09,835
Game on.

488
00:24:10,543 --> 00:24:12,876
Ideally, you'll do this voluntarily.

489
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,251
But I've been practicing the whole
manipulation of objects thing all morning.

490
00:24:16,335 --> 00:24:19,210
So, I can make life very weird
for you if it comes down to it.

491
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:20,585
-Psycho.
-[scoffs]

492
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,626
[Lyman] I just wanted to let you know.

493
00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:25,418
-Sorry I'm late.
-[Lyman] That's okay, Darby.

494
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:26,501
[door closes]

495
00:24:26,585 --> 00:24:29,168
As I was saying,
James will not be in today.

496
00:24:29,251 --> 00:24:31,501
For obvious reasons.

497
00:24:31,585 --> 00:24:36,043
Bree, Taylor, Piper, my condolences.
I know you girls were very close.

498
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,668
She really would've wanted us
to be here today.

499
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:41,001
To remember her with everyone else.

500
00:24:41,085 --> 00:24:43,585
That's true. I mean,
they're no good to me crying in private.

501
00:24:43,668 --> 00:24:47,918
[Lyman] All right. Let's get started.
If you uncover the tray in front of you,

502
00:24:48,001 --> 00:24:49,710
you'll find today's project.

503
00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:51,043
-Ugh.
-[biology student 2] Gross!

504
00:24:51,126 --> 00:24:53,001
-Cool!
-I'm reporting this to PETA.

505
00:24:53,085 --> 00:24:54,335
I'm sorry, buddy.

506
00:24:54,418 --> 00:24:56,585
Um, Darby, I wanted to see
if you wouldn't mind

507
00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:59,293
dropping off James's lab homework
for him until he's back.

508
00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:01,668
Oh. Uh,
I don't really think that'd be approp--

509
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,668
-What? Say yes!
-Yes, of course.

510
00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:04,876
[Taylor] Oh, my God.

511
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,751
Capri's Sweet Seventeen promo video
has over, like, 200,000 views.

512
00:25:08,835 --> 00:25:10,793
-Really?
-Yeah. They played it on the news.

513
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,543
-[party music plays]
-It's so tragic that it's canceled.

514
00:25:13,626 --> 00:25:15,335
Darby!

515
00:25:15,418 --> 00:25:16,960
Don't ignore me.

516
00:25:18,335 --> 00:25:20,251
Hey! I'm serious.

517
00:25:22,251 --> 00:25:24,876
[electricity crackles, whizzes]

518
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,293
-Hmm.
-[whispering] What are you doing? Stop.

519
00:25:27,376 --> 00:25:30,001
-Help me get the party back on.
-[whispering] No.

520
00:25:30,085 --> 00:25:31,626
[whizzing]

521
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:34,501
-[whispering] Stop it.
-Darby, is everything okay?

522
00:25:34,585 --> 00:25:35,793
Yes, fine.

523
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:38,043
[electricity crackling]

524
00:25:38,126 --> 00:25:40,251
-[grunts]
-[gasps, screams]

525
00:25:40,335 --> 00:25:42,460
-[biology student] Ew. Gross!
-[Taylor] Oh, my God.

526
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:43,960
-What the f--
-[Darby] Oh-- I'm--

527
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,626
Sorry, my hand slipped. [laughs]

528
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,376
Haven't you done enough?

529
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,376
Excuse me. I don't feel well.

530
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,126
-[whispers] My God.
-What just happened?

531
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:52,960
-Okay, class. Carry on.
-Oh, my God.

532
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:54,043
What a freak.

533
00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:55,960
-Clearly, she needs therapy.
-Hmm.

534
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,668
What the hell are you doing to me?

535
00:26:00,751 --> 00:26:02,585
-Just say you'll help me.
-No.

536
00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:05,126
[grunting]

537
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:06,210
What are you-- No!

538
00:26:06,293 --> 00:26:08,126
[shoes squeaking]

539
00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:11,001
No! No, no, no, no!

540
00:26:11,085 --> 00:26:13,501
-[shouting] No! No, no!
-[electricity whizzing]

541
00:26:13,585 --> 00:26:16,543
-Sorry, I just really have to pee.
-Mm-hmm.

542
00:26:16,626 --> 00:26:18,793
-[electricity crackling]
-[screams]

543
00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:23,751
-No. What are you-- No!
-It's just till the party's back on.

544
00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:26,460
No way in hell! [grunting]

545
00:26:27,418 --> 00:26:28,876
[screams]

546
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,626
-Stop. No. Capri!
-[crackling intensifies]

547
00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,293
Stop, stop!

548
00:26:32,376 --> 00:26:33,585
No, no, no, no!

549
00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:35,835
-[toilet flushes]
-[Darby screams]

550
00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:41,835
-A public toilet?
-[scoffs]

551
00:26:41,918 --> 00:26:45,168
I could've contracted
any number of deadly diseases.

552
00:26:45,251 --> 00:26:46,585
This is criminal bullying.

553
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:48,876
I think it's criminally good haunting.

554
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,668
Fine. You know what? Have at it.

555
00:26:50,751 --> 00:26:53,751
I'll just keep ignoring you
until I'm committed to a psych ward.

556
00:26:53,835 --> 00:26:56,793
Or you could help me
and be free in a month.

557
00:26:56,876 --> 00:27:00,043
All I want is to go to this party.
To see my friends having fun,

558
00:27:00,126 --> 00:27:02,293
and to dance next to James one last time.

559
00:27:02,376 --> 00:27:03,835
And then I'll move on.

560
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,043
-I promise.
-And in what worldly dimension

561
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,876
do you think I can throw your dream party?

562
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,210
Me, the girl you call, "Freak show"?

563
00:27:12,293 --> 00:27:14,960
In a world where
I make you popular enough to do it.

564
00:27:15,043 --> 00:27:16,793
[laughs]

565
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:21,251
[Capri] <i>I'm gonna
let you in on a little secret.</i>

566
00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:22,960
<i>Being popular is an illusion.</i>

567
00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:25,960
<i>Like a magic trick, or cryptocurrency.</i>

568
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:29,418
<i>You just have to believe in it.
And then they will too.</i>

569
00:27:31,585 --> 00:27:33,543
First, you'll need to get close
to Taylor and Bree,

570
00:27:33,626 --> 00:27:35,668
so you can convince them
to throw the party in my honor.

571
00:27:35,751 --> 00:27:37,376
[scoffs] Yeah, that sounds attainable,

572
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:39,793
since they hate me
with the passion of a thousand suns.

573
00:27:39,876 --> 00:27:43,918
Excuse me. You won't be able to avoid them
once you join cheer.

574
00:27:44,001 --> 00:27:46,501
[laughing] Never.

575
00:27:46,585 --> 00:27:47,585
[sighs]

576
00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:52,585
Aw, look at us little nuggets
in our cheesy matching uniforms.

577
00:27:52,668 --> 00:27:54,418
Hey, get outta there.

578
00:27:54,501 --> 00:27:57,001
I forgot we were even friends that summer.

579
00:27:57,085 --> 00:27:59,960
Then you were all weird
when we got back to school.

580
00:28:00,043 --> 00:28:04,168
Oh, sorry. I was just going through
a little thing called my mom died.

581
00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:10,168
Your mom was so boss.

582
00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:12,168
[chuckles]

583
00:28:13,710 --> 00:28:15,710
Top of the pyramid at the '93 Nationals.

584
00:28:19,168 --> 00:28:21,168
Did she come to you too after she died?

585
00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:23,293
Get out.

586
00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:25,543
Okay! Touchy subject.

587
00:28:25,626 --> 00:28:29,418
But don't you think that she'd want you
to be like she was in that picture?

588
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:32,043
Happy? Smiling? Do you even have teeth?

589
00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:34,543
[scoffs]
You're really blowing your pitch, Capri.

590
00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:36,001
Well, I just don't understand

591
00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:38,460
why you wouldn't wanna be,
at the very least, normal.

592
00:28:38,543 --> 00:28:39,668
Well, I'm not normal.

593
00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:43,043
I've spent my childhood
being a travel agent for dead people.

594
00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:46,085
-Okay, and? We all have baggage. [laughs]
-[scoffs]

595
00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:50,585
Yeah, like getting zits and wondering
if anyone will ask you to prom.

596
00:28:50,668 --> 00:28:52,168
Deep.

597
00:28:52,876 --> 00:28:55,876
You're the most judgmental
and self-righteous person I've ever met.

598
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,335
What? No, I'm not.

599
00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:01,376
Okay, then prove it. If you really
don't care what people think about you,

600
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,585
then what does it matter if you hang out
with the popular crew for a month

601
00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:06,001
or less, even?

602
00:29:07,168 --> 00:29:08,168
[sighs]

603
00:29:09,001 --> 00:29:13,293
[inhales sharply] So, as soon as the party
is back on, do you promise to leave?

604
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:16,001
Do I have your word
you'll leave after the party?

605
00:29:16,085 --> 00:29:19,876
Okay, yes. I promise.
Cross my heart and hope to die. Again.

606
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,126
[sighs]

607
00:29:21,918 --> 00:29:23,043
Okay, fine.

608
00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:24,126
Yes!

609
00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:29,043
The first order of business
is a full head-to-toe glow up.

610
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,418
Hey.

611
00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:34,793
-What's wrong with this?
-[sighs] It's a lot of black, Darbs.

612
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,960
No.

613
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,418
My God. Burn that.

614
00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:46,918
What's all this stuff?

615
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:49,585
My mom's old clothes from the '90s.

616
00:29:49,668 --> 00:29:51,210
Retro.

617
00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:54,001
I dig it!

618
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,501
[laughing] Darby, stop it.

619
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,876
[machine whirring]

620
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,418
Ooh, it's a two-piece suit.
Oh, it's a suit. [gasping]

621
00:30:00,501 --> 00:30:01,668
Darby.

622
00:30:04,626 --> 00:30:06,543
Stay still.

623
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:08,876
Nope. No.

624
00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:18,626
Congratulations.

625
00:30:18,710 --> 00:30:23,293
You actually look kind of hot!
You need to post a selfie.

626
00:30:24,085 --> 00:30:25,085
To what?

627
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:28,751
[sighs] What are you, an alien?
Or Amish or something?

628
00:30:28,835 --> 00:30:31,543
- <i>I found out to be popular…</i>
-Here.

629
00:30:31,626 --> 00:30:33,835
<i>…you need to post a lot of selfies.</i>

630
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,668
Hold it. Find your angles.

631
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:39,418
-You've never taken--
-What is-- What's my angle?

632
00:30:40,335 --> 00:30:42,501
- <i>Some selfies should be silly.</i>
-[shutter clicks]

633
00:30:42,585 --> 00:30:45,418
<i>And you should test out every filter
until your eyes lose all perspective,</i>

634
00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:47,668
<i>and you pick one where
it looks like you have jaundice.</i>

635
00:30:47,751 --> 00:30:49,710
[shutter clicking]

636
00:30:49,793 --> 00:30:54,335
Using too many emojis comes off
as desperate and thirsty.

637
00:30:54,418 --> 00:30:59,418
But three carefully curated emojis,
radiates sophistication and class.

638
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:03,501
Eggplants? Penises. Kitty cats? Vaginas.

639
00:31:03,585 --> 00:31:06,001
And a peach is a butt.

640
00:31:06,585 --> 00:31:11,210
Well that certainly changes the meaning of
that text I sent my grandma this morning.

641
00:31:11,793 --> 00:31:14,001
Just keep the captions simple.

642
00:31:14,085 --> 00:31:15,085
[sighs]

643
00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:18,293
Two hours and 88 photos later,

644
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,876
I had six usable selfies
posted to my feed.

645
00:31:23,085 --> 00:31:25,876
If you don't embarrass yourself
on Instagram,

646
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,585
maybe I'll train you on TikTok.

647
00:31:28,626 --> 00:31:30,001
Don't-- Don't do that.

648
00:31:30,085 --> 00:31:31,376
[bicycle bell rings]

649
00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:33,751
[Capri] I can imagine James
trying to block the party,

650
00:31:33,835 --> 00:31:35,710
thinking the girls
are only doing it for followers.

651
00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:38,835
-So you'll have to get him on board, okay?
-I'll try.

652
00:31:38,918 --> 00:31:42,751
Here it is. Aw, the tree house of love.

653
00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:44,835
That was our favorite make-out spot.

654
00:31:45,543 --> 00:31:46,543
Barf.

655
00:31:47,293 --> 00:31:52,210
Oh, Mrs. Harris? Hi, it's Darby.
I brought James's homework.

656
00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:55,543
Oh, go right on up.
He hasn't left his room all day.

657
00:31:57,293 --> 00:31:59,460
[James] ♪ <i>Now everybody knows</i> ♪

658
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:06,418
♪ <i>And darling, it's you and me
Until we're gray and old</i> ♪

659
00:32:06,501 --> 00:32:11,793
♪ <i>Just say you won't let go</i> ♪

660
00:32:14,085 --> 00:32:15,626
Darby?

661
00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:16,793
Jamesy. [sighs]

662
00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,960
Hi, Jamesy-- I mean, James.
[stammering] I brought your homework.

663
00:32:21,793 --> 00:32:23,460
You look different.

664
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:28,793
Yeah, yeah. My cousin
just started cosmetology school

665
00:32:28,876 --> 00:32:31,918
-and needed a guinea pig. [laughs]
-Nice. Natural liar.

666
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:36,626
-[softly] I love you.
-[sighs] Sorry, it's such a mess in here.

667
00:32:36,710 --> 00:32:38,501
-Just let me clean it up.
-Oh. No worries.

668
00:32:38,585 --> 00:32:40,585
-[sighs]
-He listens to oldies.

669
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:41,668
Isn't it adorable?

670
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,418
[exhales sharply]
I'm really sorry about Capri.

671
00:32:44,501 --> 00:32:46,960
I know she loved you a lot.

672
00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:48,793
Didn't you hate each other?

673
00:32:48,876 --> 00:32:52,751
Hmm. Love-hate.
We were close when we were younger.

674
00:32:52,835 --> 00:32:56,168
And we still talk, sometimes.
Uh, talked, sometimes.

675
00:32:56,251 --> 00:32:59,001
Oh. Right, I didn't realize that.

676
00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:03,876
[sighs] It's so weird, like I--
I know she's gone,

677
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,168
but it still feels like
she's here with me.

678
00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:09,793
I mean, she was the most kind,
selfless person I've ever met.

679
00:33:09,876 --> 00:33:11,168
Really?

680
00:33:11,251 --> 00:33:15,126
[sighs] I mean, really.
Yeah. I totally get that.

681
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,918
And when I didn't make it past
the blinds on <i>The Voice</i> …

682
00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:20,876
[sighs] …I felt like such a loser.

683
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,460
But when I came back to school,
Capri helped me realize

684
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:26,335
that failures are just life's way
of making you stronger.

685
00:33:26,876 --> 00:33:28,543
It's true. I was so supportive.

686
00:33:28,626 --> 00:33:30,876
[laughs] I'm sorry. I'm rambling.

687
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,793
No. It's okay, really. I get it.
My mom died when I was seven.

688
00:33:36,751 --> 00:33:40,668
Yeah, I remember. Can't even imagine
how hard that's gotta be.

689
00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:44,293
Yeah. It's just so disorienting,

690
00:33:44,376 --> 00:33:47,751
like, one day your whole world
is flipped upside down

691
00:33:47,835 --> 00:33:50,085
and it feels like
you're on Mars or something,

692
00:33:50,168 --> 00:33:52,251
and you don't know
how to feel normal again.

693
00:33:52,335 --> 00:33:53,335
Yeah.

694
00:33:54,126 --> 00:33:55,626
That's totally how it feels.

695
00:33:56,918 --> 00:33:58,210
Uh, I should go.

696
00:33:58,293 --> 00:34:00,585
Look, thank you for bringing that over.

697
00:34:00,668 --> 00:34:04,376
It was nice to actually talk to someone.

698
00:34:09,835 --> 00:34:11,085
[ghost] Hey, Darby.

699
00:34:12,001 --> 00:34:14,876
<i>Death has a funny way
of teaching you what's most important.</i>

700
00:34:15,585 --> 00:34:17,751
<i>Like finally making that apology.</i>

701
00:34:17,835 --> 00:34:20,418
<i>Encouraging your child
to embrace who they are.</i>

702
00:34:21,085 --> 00:34:24,043
<i>And the one that always gets me,
that final, "I love you."</i>

703
00:34:24,918 --> 00:34:28,001
<i>The Deados never asked for anything
petty or superficial…</i>

704
00:34:28,085 --> 00:34:29,793
[sighs] <i>…until now.</i>

705
00:34:33,085 --> 00:34:34,126
[Dad] Whoa!

706
00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:36,251
Good morning, sweetheart.

707
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:39,085
Morning. Don't make it a thing, okay?

708
00:34:39,168 --> 00:34:41,793
It's just a temporary experiment
for social studies.

709
00:34:41,876 --> 00:34:44,668
-It's just--
-What?

710
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,043
You look like your mom.

711
00:34:54,418 --> 00:34:56,918
Okay, this is weird. What is happening?

712
00:34:57,626 --> 00:34:59,876
Who is that? I want her butt.

713
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,793
Damn, smoke show. You got steez.

714
00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:04,626
Who is that? Is that Darby Harper?

715
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:06,793
-What is everyone looking at?
-You, dummy.

716
00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:08,585
Shoulders back, head up, walk.

717
00:35:10,668 --> 00:35:11,668
Who's the new chick?

718
00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:16,918
[student 8 sighs] That's
head-to-toe vintage. Who's that girl?

719
00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:20,418
I don't know. But she's serving
'90s realness, and I'm so here for it.

720
00:35:20,501 --> 00:35:23,543
Don't scowl, smile a little.
[softly] They like you. Let them in.

721
00:35:25,043 --> 00:35:28,793
Okay, don't smile.
Um, try pouty. Cute pouty.

722
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,001
[grunts] How?

723
00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:34,751
-[student 1] God, she is fire.
-[student 2] Super fresh.

724
00:35:35,835 --> 00:35:38,543
[students chattering in background]

725
00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,418
Is she wearing a couch cover?

726
00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:44,751
Hey. [chuckles]

727
00:35:44,835 --> 00:35:48,585
Darby? You look different.

728
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,793
I mean a good different. [laughs]

729
00:35:50,876 --> 00:35:52,460
I mean, you always look great.

730
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,418
-You wanna have a seat?
-Yeah.

731
00:35:54,501 --> 00:35:56,043
-No.
-[electricity crackling]

732
00:35:56,126 --> 00:36:00,001
-[Darby chuckling] Um--
-Darby, no. Absolutely not.

733
00:36:02,418 --> 00:36:04,793
[Taylor] Is she trying to sit
with the new guy?

734
00:36:04,876 --> 00:36:06,751
-No. Uh, no.
-[crackling continues]

735
00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:09,501
-[Darby] Stupid chair. Come on.
-No.

736
00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:12,835
[grunts] You know, I'll just stand.
Yeah, it's better for digestion.

737
00:36:12,918 --> 00:36:15,876
Hey, hey, new girl. You wanna come,
uh, eat lunch with us?

738
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,210
That's Todd.
He's the cutest guy in the cheer squad.

739
00:36:18,293 --> 00:36:20,085
-You should definitely sit with us.
-No.

740
00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:21,543
Oh.

741
00:36:23,126 --> 00:36:24,376
No, what?

742
00:36:25,001 --> 00:36:28,543
No, I forgot that I have
something to get from my locker.

743
00:36:28,626 --> 00:36:30,085
No time for lunch. [chuckles]

744
00:36:31,501 --> 00:36:34,210
-[sighs]
-Darby! Hey, Darby!

745
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,668
-[whispering] What?
-[whispering] What are you doing?

746
00:36:36,751 --> 00:36:38,960
Go sit at Todd's table.
Don't be such a weirdo.

747
00:36:39,043 --> 00:36:40,251
Well, I am a weirdo.

748
00:36:40,335 --> 00:36:43,876
My anonymity was my only means of survival
in this place.

749
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,710
-I'm done.
-No. We have a deal.

750
00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:50,001
[scoffs] Oh, right. Your brilliant plan.

751
00:36:55,335 --> 00:36:56,668
[Darby] Hey.

752
00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:59,376
-What are you doing?
-You wanna know what I was thinking?

753
00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:02,210
Even though you hate me,
I could sit at your table at lunch,

754
00:37:02,293 --> 00:37:04,876
join cheer and we could all
become besties. [laughs]

755
00:37:07,251 --> 00:37:08,835
Have you gone fully mental?

756
00:37:08,918 --> 00:37:10,876
What? You don't wanna be my friend

757
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,251
just 'cause I got a new haircut
and some lip gloss?

758
00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:16,043
Oh, my God.

759
00:37:16,918 --> 00:37:19,210
There, I tried.

760
00:37:19,293 --> 00:37:21,043
Your new style is hideous.

761
00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:24,918
[gasps] You wouldn't know
real fashion if it bit you on the tit.

762
00:37:25,835 --> 00:37:27,251
I thought it was cool.

763
00:37:27,335 --> 00:37:28,918
-I like her socks.
-Guys.

764
00:37:29,001 --> 00:37:30,585
-[snaps]
-What the hell was that back there?

765
00:37:30,668 --> 00:37:33,251
You have zero chill.
You need to get your shit together.

766
00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:35,460
I'm crawling back
into my hermit shell tomorrow.

767
00:37:35,543 --> 00:37:38,043
[sighs] Why are you such a defeatist?

768
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,418
-[Gary] Oh, Darby, what are you doing?
-[grunts]

769
00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:44,126
-You've just left your king wide open.
-Defeatist is right.

770
00:37:44,210 --> 00:37:46,585
This is like watching <i>The Queen's Gambit</i>.
Except she sucks.

771
00:37:46,668 --> 00:37:48,501
-[Gary] Hey, hey. Darby, girl.
-Burn.

772
00:37:48,585 --> 00:37:52,126
Why don't you just do the cheer thing?
You know you want to.

773
00:37:52,210 --> 00:37:54,835
It'll be good, you'll meet new friends.
Ones with pulses.

774
00:37:54,918 --> 00:37:56,835
Yeah. And if you follow my plan,

775
00:37:56,918 --> 00:37:59,043
then you'll earn
their respect organically.

776
00:38:01,585 --> 00:38:02,793
And if I refuse?

777
00:38:02,876 --> 00:38:04,168
-[Gary groans]
-[laughs]

778
00:38:05,918 --> 00:38:07,376
-Oh-- Oh, my--
-[Gary, Mel] Whoa!

779
00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,793
Bitch, was that a frog? What the hell!

780
00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:14,210
I've been saving him since science class.
I am not giving up on my party, Darby.

781
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,710
-There's more where that came from.
-[bell rings]

782
00:38:18,043 --> 00:38:20,585
Damn it! Fine! Fine.

783
00:38:20,668 --> 00:38:22,210
But this is a hostage situation,

784
00:38:22,293 --> 00:38:24,585
and that is on your karma report card,
not mine.

785
00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:26,501
Cheer tryouts are less than a week away.

786
00:38:26,585 --> 00:38:29,376
We're training every day during lunch
and after school. Hey!

787
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:31,876
Your days of chess and donuts, over.

788
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,626
Donuts. I will miss them.

789
00:38:37,043 --> 00:38:38,043
Hmm.

790
00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:43,835
Four.

791
00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:46,793
You gonna do anything?

792
00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:48,876
Excuse me?

793
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,793
Eight. Nine.

794
00:38:50,876 --> 00:38:55,001
Three. Five. Seven. Again.

795
00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:56,085
Everything okay?

796
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,585
Yeah, just need a sec to focus.

797
00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:03,918
I haven't done this since,
well, you know, since my mom.

798
00:39:22,168 --> 00:39:24,293
-Hey, fresh homework.
-Thanks.

799
00:39:24,376 --> 00:39:25,376
No problem.

800
00:39:28,085 --> 00:39:30,293
[cheering]

801
00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:32,001
[whirring]

802
00:39:42,126 --> 00:39:44,126
[students chattering]

803
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:05,126
-What's up? Did you hurt your ankle?
-[sighs]

804
00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:08,626
It's fine. It's nothing, I just--
I don't like the beach.

805
00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:14,001
You're gonna kill it at tryouts tomorrow.

806
00:40:14,751 --> 00:40:18,876
You're the best tumbler I've ever seen,
and I've been to Nationals, twice.

807
00:40:22,168 --> 00:40:24,210
Why did you quit when we were younger?

808
00:40:24,293 --> 00:40:26,710
You're honestly a natural,
just like she was.

809
00:40:26,793 --> 00:40:28,793
I don't wanna talk about my mother.

810
00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:30,293
Why?

811
00:40:32,251 --> 00:40:35,293
You know, I used to wish
I had your mom instead of mine.

812
00:40:36,168 --> 00:40:39,335
At least your mom waited
till she was dead to ignore you.

813
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:43,168
Sometimes I think she might have stayed.

814
00:40:45,418 --> 00:40:48,585
But if she did, then why--
[sighs] Forget it.

815
00:40:49,918 --> 00:40:51,876
If she had stayed, then why what?

816
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,043
I don't wanna talk about my mom, okay?

817
00:40:57,293 --> 00:40:58,293
Okay.

818
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,585
Do you wanna scream about her instead?

819
00:41:04,335 --> 00:41:05,626
What?

820
00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:08,460
[shouting] I said,
do you want to scream about her?

821
00:41:08,543 --> 00:41:09,543
Cut it out.

822
00:41:09,626 --> 00:41:14,126
No. I think you'll feel a lot better
if you just scream a little bit!

823
00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:16,335
-[screams]
-Stop.

824
00:41:17,501 --> 00:41:18,710
Come on!

825
00:41:18,793 --> 00:41:20,085
Stop.

826
00:41:20,168 --> 00:41:22,918
[shouting] Are we gonna make
the team tomorrow, Darby Harper?

827
00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:25,335
Yes.

828
00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:30,751
[shouting] I said, are we gonna
make the team tomorrow?

829
00:41:30,835 --> 00:41:33,043
Yes! Yes! Okay?

830
00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:34,835
-Yes!
-Yes!

831
00:41:34,918 --> 00:41:38,293
Okay! That's what I'm talking about!

832
00:41:38,376 --> 00:41:40,376
[screaming]

833
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,960
[shouting] I'm gonna make the team!

834
00:41:43,043 --> 00:41:45,293
[screaming]

835
00:41:45,376 --> 00:41:47,418
You're gonna make the team!

836
00:41:47,501 --> 00:41:50,876
All right. For those of you
who don't know who I am, I am Coach Paula.

837
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,043
You gotta be kidding me.

838
00:41:52,126 --> 00:41:54,460
And we have some very exciting news.

839
00:41:54,543 --> 00:41:56,126
So, without further ado,

840
00:41:56,210 --> 00:41:58,126
-he's your mascot and mine…
-[cheering]

841
00:41:58,210 --> 00:42:00,293
…Douglas The Donut!

842
00:42:00,376 --> 00:42:01,876
-Look at this guy.
-Come on.

843
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,960
-[cheering]
-Oh, my God! So cute. Go, Dougie!

844
00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:06,335
[mouthing words] Oh, wow.

845
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:11,960
[auditionees chanting]
Time to rumble, time to go nuts!

846
00:42:12,043 --> 00:42:15,085
-Time to cheer for the Fighting Donuts!
-[Paula] She's pretty good.

847
00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,293
[cheering]

848
00:42:26,501 --> 00:42:28,918
-[Paula] Oh.
-[Becky] Oh, nice try.

849
00:42:29,001 --> 00:42:30,001
Let me see it.

850
00:42:30,501 --> 00:42:32,168
Show 'em your moneymaker, Darbs.

851
00:42:44,668 --> 00:42:45,668
[Capri] Yay!

852
00:42:47,418 --> 00:42:49,210
Suck on that, Taylor!

853
00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:52,085
-[Paula] Yeah.
-So good.

854
00:42:52,168 --> 00:42:53,585
[applauding]

855
00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:59,085
-You slayed that shit.
-[laughs]

856
00:42:59,168 --> 00:43:01,126
I'm so proud of you. How does it feel?

857
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:10,376
I actually forgot how empowering it feels.
It's such a high.

858
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:13,876
I feel like I have lockjaw
from forcing a smile for an hour.

859
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,210
[donut] Great job out there. [grunts]

860
00:43:17,876 --> 00:43:19,835
[laughing] No way.

861
00:43:20,793 --> 00:43:22,585
You-- You know the donut?

862
00:43:22,668 --> 00:43:25,710
Yeah, I never would've thought
cheering was your thing.

863
00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:28,418
-You're full of surprises.
-I'm full of surprises?

864
00:43:28,501 --> 00:43:32,376
You weren't kidding when you said you were
gonna find the most ridiculous activity.

865
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:36,543
Well, it counts as a gym class credit.
I get a free dozen donuts every game.

866
00:43:36,626 --> 00:43:38,960
And, come on, the outfit is sexy as hell.

867
00:43:39,043 --> 00:43:40,376
-[laughs]
-No, no, no, no.

868
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,376
You cannot be friends with the donut.
This is social suicide.

869
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:46,210
Uh, so--
Uh, update on your stalker situation?

870
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,251
-It's ongoing.
-Ooh. Sorry to hear that.

871
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:50,876
Step away from the donut.

872
00:43:51,918 --> 00:43:54,210
I'll talk to you later. Okay, Alex?

873
00:43:54,293 --> 00:43:55,293
Okay.

874
00:43:56,835 --> 00:44:01,501
I mean, that new cheer girl's
just sick on the mat. And cute.

875
00:44:01,585 --> 00:44:05,251
She's not new. That's Darby Harper.
And she's, like, a witch or something.

876
00:44:05,335 --> 00:44:07,251
Yeah. She basically killed Capri.

877
00:44:07,335 --> 00:44:09,376
[Paula] Thank you for your patience.

878
00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:14,293
If I call out your name,
welcome to the Fighting Donuts cheer team.

879
00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:15,376
You made it.

880
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:19,168
[squeals] Yes! I knew you could do it.
God, I haven't felt this alive since--

881
00:44:19,251 --> 00:44:20,876
-Well, since I was alive.
-[chuckles]

882
00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:24,668
Darby Harper,
is that a smile on your face?

883
00:44:24,751 --> 00:44:27,251
Congrats on making the team, Darbs.
See you on the field.

884
00:44:27,335 --> 00:44:30,251
-Say thanks, weirdo.
-Thanks, weirdo, you. [chuckles]

885
00:44:32,376 --> 00:44:35,918
-How does he know I made the team?
-Probably posted it to IG. Check.

886
00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,876
Okay! Look at you with 756 followers.

887
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,376
Congrats,
you're actually becoming a real person.

888
00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:46,543
Now, repost it to your story.
And, um, humble brag.

889
00:44:46,626 --> 00:44:48,376
Pretend like you don't actually care.

890
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,793
Uh, I don't really care.

891
00:44:49,876 --> 00:44:51,918
Perfect! God, you're so good at that.

892
00:44:54,085 --> 00:44:55,210
<i>I actually did care.</i>

893
00:44:56,376 --> 00:44:59,210
<i>I'd finally started making it
in the living world,</i>

894
00:44:59,835 --> 00:45:03,251
<i>but it turns out there are
a lot of rules to being popular.</i>

895
00:45:03,876 --> 00:45:06,126
<i>Don't brag, only humble brag.</i>

896
00:45:06,210 --> 00:45:09,668
<i>It's okay to be moody, but never sad.
Sad is cringe.</i>

897
00:45:09,751 --> 00:45:11,085
<i>Don't try too hard.</i>

898
00:45:11,168 --> 00:45:13,335
<i>Be woke, but not a woke fisher.</i>

899
00:45:13,418 --> 00:45:16,293
<i>Don't be thirsty. Do listen. Do smile.
Speak clearly. Don't be angry.</i>

900
00:45:16,376 --> 00:45:18,876
<i>Be a winner. Don't worry.
Dress to impress. Don't overgram.</i>

901
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,168
<i>I prefer the Deados any day.</i>

902
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:23,835
<i>Sure, they're dead,
but at least they don't play games.</i>

903
00:45:25,585 --> 00:45:27,793
[inhales deeply, sighs]

904
00:45:27,876 --> 00:45:30,168
The admiration and envy
hang so heavily in the air,

905
00:45:30,251 --> 00:45:32,293
even a dead girl can smell its sweet musk.

906
00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:34,001
[laughing] Hey, hey, Darby!

907
00:45:34,085 --> 00:45:36,085
-Ah! Ah, ah.
-[Todd] I'll check you later.

908
00:45:37,585 --> 00:45:40,960
-[softly] But I have chess with Gary.
-Mm-mmm. Not today, you don't.

909
00:45:42,126 --> 00:45:43,126
[sighs]

910
00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:45,251
-[Cougars chattering, laughing]
-Sit.

911
00:45:48,168 --> 00:45:50,710
[cheering] Full set. Unbelievable.

912
00:45:51,293 --> 00:45:52,918
-Yeah. Cool.
-[inhales deeply]

913
00:45:53,001 --> 00:45:55,335
Say hi.
Jesus Christ, I feel like a ventriloquist.

914
00:45:55,835 --> 00:45:56,876
-Hi.
-[scoffs]

915
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,876
-[jock 1] Hey, Todd.
-[laughs, grunts]

916
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,960
[jock 1] Nice catch, bro.

917
00:46:00,043 --> 00:46:03,251
[Todd] Darby.
You lit that mat on fire. Seriously.

918
00:46:03,335 --> 00:46:05,168
-Welcome to the team.
-[laughing] Thanks.

919
00:46:05,251 --> 00:46:08,501
-Hey, Darby. Looking good.
-Oh, thanks.

920
00:46:08,585 --> 00:46:10,710
Aw! Look at you all flush with endorphins.

921
00:46:10,793 --> 00:46:13,876
This is probably the first time
you've experienced popularity, huh?

922
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:17,793
Own it, girl. Also, smile?
Yeah, you have spinach in your teeth.

923
00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:19,876
-What?
-Phase one of my plan is complete.

924
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,126
You've joined the team
and gained influence.

925
00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:23,210
Now on to phase two.

926
00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:28,918
That's phase two.

927
00:46:32,001 --> 00:46:33,001
Oh, my God.

928
00:46:33,835 --> 00:46:36,585
I swore I had a tampon in here.

929
00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:39,626
She did. I put it in your locker.
[whispering] You're welcome.

930
00:46:39,710 --> 00:46:41,918
I wore white jeans. Do you have anything?

931
00:46:42,001 --> 00:46:43,418
Still trans.

932
00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:44,960
Go on, this is your cue.

933
00:46:45,043 --> 00:46:48,335
-[Bree] Sorry, boo. I don't have any.
-[Taylor] Oh, my God. Come on.

934
00:46:51,668 --> 00:46:52,876
Here, Taylor.

935
00:46:56,085 --> 00:46:57,085
Thanks.

936
00:46:58,168 --> 00:47:01,126
[Capri] Retreat. Retreat!
Act natural. Come on.

937
00:47:03,501 --> 00:47:04,918
[Darby] Yeah.

938
00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:06,668
[clears throat]

939
00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:10,168
So, I guess we have to practice the stunt.

940
00:47:11,210 --> 00:47:13,543
You can come over tomorrow after school.

941
00:47:14,251 --> 00:47:15,668
Yeah, sounds good.

942
00:47:18,501 --> 00:47:21,876
I will see you then. I guess.

943
00:47:55,585 --> 00:47:56,918
[cheering, laughing]

944
00:48:00,376 --> 00:48:04,001
Why the sudden desire
to join cheer, Darby Harper?

945
00:48:04,085 --> 00:48:05,251
Whoa. What's happening?

946
00:48:05,335 --> 00:48:07,626
-She thinks you're an undercover narc.
-Like <i>21 Jump Street</i>.

947
00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:09,626
-She's clean.
-Nice.

948
00:48:09,710 --> 00:48:11,751
Uh-- Say something. Um, something good.

949
00:48:12,626 --> 00:48:14,085
Well, honestly, you guys,

950
00:48:14,168 --> 00:48:17,960
that recruitment skit that you guys did
in gym class really spoke to me.

951
00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:19,626
[exhales sharply] I wrote that.

952
00:48:20,293 --> 00:48:22,585
After I said,
"Let's write a script." [sighs]

953
00:48:22,668 --> 00:48:26,751
And I just thought, "Wow." [chuckles]
I mean, "I wish I had such cool friends."

954
00:48:26,835 --> 00:48:30,085
[laughs] Yeah, we're definitely
an upgrade from that weird donut kid.

955
00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:32,626
-Yeah. Are you dating the donut?
-Squash that. Now.

956
00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:34,835
[stammers]
No. No, I don't really know him.

957
00:48:34,918 --> 00:48:36,835
Ooh, I wonder how James is doing.

958
00:48:36,918 --> 00:48:38,626
Bitch, I will drown you in a toilet bowl

959
00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:40,710
if you think for one second
about dating Jamesy.

960
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,585
I think he's coming back to school soon.

961
00:48:42,668 --> 00:48:45,835
It's gonna be so sad
seeing him without Capri.

962
00:48:45,918 --> 00:48:48,460
-I still can't believe that she's gone.
-Here's your in.

963
00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:51,668
Um, well,
isn't Capri's birthday coming up?

964
00:48:51,751 --> 00:48:54,835
Do you guys have, I don't know,
anything special planned for it?

965
00:48:54,918 --> 00:48:57,918
Well, she had this big Coachella-themed
party planned.

966
00:48:58,001 --> 00:49:00,293
-Yes, Bree. Keep going.
-It's canceled, obviously.

967
00:49:00,376 --> 00:49:02,876
-[sighs]
-Well, you know, what would be so cool--

968
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,085
Okay, easy. [softly] Don't force it.

969
00:49:05,168 --> 00:49:08,210
Actually, you know what, never mind.
It's none of my business.

970
00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:10,126
I wasn't friends with her. I'm gonna go.

971
00:49:10,210 --> 00:49:12,043
Wait, wait. What were you gonna say?

972
00:49:12,710 --> 00:49:14,876
[chuckles] Well, wouldn't it be great

973
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,960
if you guys did something
to celebrate her,

974
00:49:17,043 --> 00:49:20,001
and remember
all of her amazing qualities? Like--

975
00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:21,835
Being named after pants.

976
00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:24,043
Right. But, you know--

977
00:49:24,126 --> 00:49:26,793
There were so many things
about Capri, right? Like--

978
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:32,043
I mean, she was, uh, pretty and--

979
00:49:32,126 --> 00:49:35,585
Oh! Bossy. Yeah, she was bossy.

980
00:49:35,668 --> 00:49:38,751
Well, anyway.
Wouldn't it be cool if you guys threw

981
00:49:38,835 --> 00:49:41,251
Capri's Sweet Seventeen party
in her honor?

982
00:49:41,335 --> 00:49:45,126
A birthday party for our dead best friend?

983
00:49:45,210 --> 00:49:47,710
[laughs] That seems kind of inappropriate.

984
00:49:47,793 --> 00:49:49,418
-Bad form.
-[Bree] Yeah. Super weird.

985
00:49:49,501 --> 00:49:50,835
Uh, followers! Instagram followers.

986
00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:55,876
Well, what if it was to support
accidental electrocution awareness?

987
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,210
-[laughs] What?
-[Taylor] Huh?

988
00:49:57,293 --> 00:50:00,585
I mean, I'm sure it'd make the news
and draw national attention.

989
00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:01,793
Genius.

990
00:50:01,876 --> 00:50:04,085
"Hashtag Capri's Sweet Seventeen."

991
00:50:05,001 --> 00:50:08,626
A celebration of her life,
thrown by her three best friends. [laughs]

992
00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:10,876
Yeah, this could make you guys
legit influencers.

993
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960
[exhales deeply]

994
00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:14,626
Influencers for accidental
electrocution awareness, of course.

995
00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:16,876
-Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
-Electrical.

996
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,876
-Yes!
-[grunts]

997
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,126
-[Darby grunts] Oh, I-- Hi. Sorry.
-Uh. Hi. Hi.

998
00:50:21,210 --> 00:50:22,876
Jelly legs. Eat a banana.

999
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,543
-I'm gonna stretch.
-Bye.

1000
00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:25,626
Oops.

1001
00:50:31,543 --> 00:50:32,543
We did it.

1002
00:50:32,626 --> 00:50:38,085
Ugh. Honestly, I think the party will be
even more iconic now that I'm dead.

1003
00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:40,626
Ooh, you know, we should
do something special

1004
00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:42,335
at midnight to symbolize you passing on.

1005
00:50:42,418 --> 00:50:45,085
Ooh! Like, uh, releasing a white dove
or something?

1006
00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:46,460
-Oh.
-[Capri] That's fresh.

1007
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,251
Yeah, that's cool. I actually
haven't done that for anyone yet.

1008
00:50:50,626 --> 00:50:51,626
You know,

1009
00:50:51,710 --> 00:50:53,626
I used to think
you were such a stuck-up bitch,

1010
00:50:53,710 --> 00:50:55,335
but you're actually kinda cool.

1011
00:50:55,418 --> 00:50:56,460
[chuckles]

1012
00:50:56,543 --> 00:50:58,085
You thought I was a stuck-up bitch?

1013
00:50:58,168 --> 00:50:59,376
Oh, please.

1014
00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,918
You acted like you were so edgy and cool,

1015
00:51:02,001 --> 00:51:05,293
and everyone else was basic
and below you or something.

1016
00:51:05,376 --> 00:51:06,460
[chuckles] What?

1017
00:51:06,543 --> 00:51:09,085
Of course, that was before I knew
you were dealing with all this…

1018
00:51:09,751 --> 00:51:10,751
dead people shit.

1019
00:51:12,751 --> 00:51:14,376
Must be very isolating for you.

1020
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:20,918
Capri Donahue, did you just
express empathy for another person?

1021
00:51:21,585 --> 00:51:25,376
[chuckles] Well, I didn't really
think about it before I died

1022
00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:28,418
but being popular can be isolating too.

1023
00:51:29,793 --> 00:51:30,960
Isn't that an oxymoron?

1024
00:51:31,043 --> 00:51:32,043
No.

1025
00:51:33,043 --> 00:51:37,543
Imagine everyone has
these high expectations of you,

1026
00:51:37,626 --> 00:51:39,293
and you don't wanna disappoint them,

1027
00:51:39,376 --> 00:51:42,293
so you just keep all your imperfections
bottled up inside.

1028
00:51:42,376 --> 00:51:44,251
You have imperfections?

1029
00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:46,835
Well, not my looks
or personality in general, but…

1030
00:51:47,918 --> 00:51:51,460
my mom used to say that I wasn't smart
and that I'd only get by on my looks.

1031
00:51:54,585 --> 00:51:56,793
[chuckles] I've never told anyone that.

1032
00:51:57,918 --> 00:52:00,376
Capri, I think you're smart.

1033
00:52:01,001 --> 00:52:02,960
Like, maybe even dangerously so.

1034
00:52:05,668 --> 00:52:07,085
Thanks.

1035
00:52:07,168 --> 00:52:09,668
I just don't think your looks
are anything to write home about.

1036
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:11,960
-[scoffs]
-[phone buzzes, beeps]

1037
00:52:13,168 --> 00:52:14,793
How are the numbers on the bikini selfie?

1038
00:52:15,293 --> 00:52:17,335
-[Darby sighs]
-Did you Photoshop this?

1039
00:52:17,418 --> 00:52:19,293
-No.
-I can teach you how to Facetune.

1040
00:52:19,376 --> 00:52:20,585
-Okay. It's fine.
-[Darby] Why?

1041
00:52:21,376 --> 00:52:23,085
Ooh! "Slay, Queen!

1042
00:52:23,168 --> 00:52:27,126
You are the hottest girl
to ever walk the halls of FDHS."

1043
00:52:28,335 --> 00:52:29,335
[chuckles]

1044
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:31,960
-[player grunts]
-[whistle blows]

1045
00:52:32,043 --> 00:52:34,043
[cheering]

1046
00:52:35,335 --> 00:52:36,668
-[crowd whistling]
-[person] Whoo!

1047
00:52:38,085 --> 00:52:40,210
[Taylor] Let's go Cougars!
Let's go, ladies!

1048
00:52:40,293 --> 00:52:42,460
-Let's go! Come on!
-[Todd] Yeah!

1049
00:52:43,335 --> 00:52:45,418
-Whoo!
-[cheering]

1050
00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:14,460
[cheerleaders] Whoo!

1051
00:53:14,543 --> 00:53:15,710
Yeah!

1052
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,251
[shouts]

1053
00:53:28,043 --> 00:53:32,126
[crowd] Darby! Darby! Darby! Darby! Darby!

1054
00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:34,043
-[students chattering]
-[student] Yo!

1055
00:53:34,418 --> 00:53:35,543
Whoo!

1056
00:53:43,751 --> 00:53:45,251
[cheering]

1057
00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:50,543
I am accepted, admired, maybe even adored.

1058
00:53:51,043 --> 00:53:53,168
People who couldn't pick me
out of a lineup a month ago

1059
00:53:53,251 --> 00:53:54,835
now comment with things like--

1060
00:53:54,918 --> 00:53:56,918
Fire emoji, fire emoji.

1061
00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:58,210
Crown emoji.

1062
00:53:58,293 --> 00:53:59,501
And--

1063
00:53:59,585 --> 00:54:02,501
Dying! Heart eye emoji.

1064
00:54:02,585 --> 00:54:03,626
And even--

1065
00:54:03,710 --> 00:54:06,668
-Eggplant emoji.
-Water spray emoji.

1066
00:54:07,501 --> 00:54:08,626
Any press is good press.

1067
00:54:09,126 --> 00:54:13,876
Every like, every comment,
every regram is a rush of dopamine.

1068
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:16,293
I feel a certain sense of power.

1069
00:54:16,793 --> 00:54:19,543
And on game nights, I feel extra alive.

1070
00:54:19,626 --> 00:54:24,876
-Ladies and gentlemen!
-["Whoomp. There it is" playing]

1071
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:30,210
It's time to make the donut!

1072
00:54:30,293 --> 00:54:33,043
Donut! Donut! Donut!

1073
00:54:33,126 --> 00:54:34,918
Here we go! Here we go!

1074
00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:36,710
[imitates explosion]

1075
00:54:36,793 --> 00:54:39,376
[crowd cheering]

1076
00:54:41,085 --> 00:54:43,876
[crowd] Go, Darby! Go, Darby!
Go, Darby! Go, Darby!

1077
00:54:46,335 --> 00:54:48,168
["Whoomp! There it is" continues]

1078
00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:02,626
Here we go!

1079
00:55:12,293 --> 00:55:13,751
[Darby] Wait, no!

1080
00:55:14,668 --> 00:55:17,168
[Alex laughing]

1081
00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:19,001
-Dude. [chuckles]
-[Alex] Hello.

1082
00:55:19,085 --> 00:55:20,085
[laughs]

1083
00:55:20,793 --> 00:55:22,585
-You got some moves, huh?
-Yeah, I do.

1084
00:55:22,668 --> 00:55:23,751
[Alex chuckles]

1085
00:55:23,835 --> 00:55:25,626
-[Darby chuckles] Yeah.
-[Alex] Yeah.

1086
00:55:25,710 --> 00:55:27,251
[both laughing]

1087
00:55:27,335 --> 00:55:29,626
Oh, my God.
I haven't laughed this hard in li--

1088
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:33,418
I've never laughed this hard.
[chuckles] My cheeks hurt.

1089
00:55:33,501 --> 00:55:34,876
Wait, wait, your cheeks hurt?

1090
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,168
At least the padded icing
cushioned your fall.

1091
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:38,793
[Alex laughing] Okay.

1092
00:55:43,501 --> 00:55:46,376
Look, Darby, there's something
I really wanted to tell you.

1093
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:48,460
[Todd] Hey, Darby. You coming to the lake?

1094
00:55:48,543 --> 00:55:50,293
-[Darby] Oh, yeah.
-[Todd] Oh, awesome.

1095
00:55:50,376 --> 00:55:51,876
-[Darby chuckles]
-[person] Awesome.

1096
00:55:52,376 --> 00:55:54,001
-Sorry.
-[Alex] Don't be. [chuckles]

1097
00:55:54,085 --> 00:55:56,126
I'm dying to go take
this stupid thing off anyway.

1098
00:55:56,210 --> 00:56:00,460
But, uh, maybe we could
go get a coffee next week?

1099
00:56:00,543 --> 00:56:02,585
How about Thursday, right after school?

1100
00:56:02,668 --> 00:56:05,210
-Go to Indie Roasters? It's downtown.
-[Darby chuckles]

1101
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:08,543
-I'll be there.
-Okay.

1102
00:56:08,626 --> 00:56:10,376
Cool, cool. Very cool.

1103
00:56:11,668 --> 00:56:12,668
[Darby chuckles]

1104
00:56:13,168 --> 00:56:14,418
[Todd] Okay, let's take another one.

1105
00:56:14,501 --> 00:56:16,168
-[Bree] Okay, ready? Smile.
-[Todd] Let's go.

1106
00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:19,668
You know you don't have to talk
to the mascot after the game ends, right?

1107
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:22,626
Oh, yeah. He was just seeing
if I wanted to grab a coffee next week.

1108
00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:23,960
Could you imagine?

1109
00:56:24,043 --> 00:56:26,960
Douglas The Donut takes you to Starbucks.

1110
00:56:27,543 --> 00:56:29,210
-[Piper] What a scandal.
-[Taylor gasps]

1111
00:56:29,293 --> 00:56:30,376
Oh, my God!

1112
00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:32,418
My uncle said we can use his house
for the party.

1113
00:56:32,501 --> 00:56:33,543
-[Todd] No way.
-Oh, my God.

1114
00:56:33,626 --> 00:56:35,793
You know that giant glass house
on the lake?

1115
00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:37,126
Wait, that's your uncle's house?

1116
00:56:37,210 --> 00:56:40,126
Yeah. Her uncle invented
that crypto banking app, Money Grab.

1117
00:56:40,210 --> 00:56:42,835
[sighs] It's an app that's like a bank

1118
00:56:42,918 --> 00:56:46,335
but instead of going to an actual bank,
you go to the app and like grab money.

1119
00:56:46,418 --> 00:56:48,210
No, Bree, it's an actual bank.

1120
00:56:48,293 --> 00:56:50,085
It's just, like,
the money that isn't real.

1121
00:56:50,168 --> 00:56:52,251
Anyway, it'll be sick for the party.

1122
00:56:52,335 --> 00:56:53,585
Tell 'em how big it is.

1123
00:56:53,668 --> 00:56:56,335
The chandelier has a chandelier.

1124
00:56:56,418 --> 00:56:57,876
-Yeah.
-Guys, let's go to the lake.

1125
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,585
Let's pop some tops, okay? Right?

1126
00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:03,960
Oh, Darby can't hang out
on Friday nights, remember?

1127
00:57:04,043 --> 00:57:06,293
-Her daddy wants her home early.
-Yeah.

1128
00:57:06,376 --> 00:57:08,501
[Bree] But the head
of the homecoming committee will be there.

1129
00:57:08,585 --> 00:57:10,335
We can kiss her ass
for a queen nomination.

1130
00:57:10,418 --> 00:57:11,418
It's gonna suck.

1131
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,501
-You should come.
-Uh--

1132
00:57:13,585 --> 00:57:15,085
Don't you have work tonight?

1133
00:57:15,168 --> 00:57:16,418
Isn't that your whole thing?

1134
00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:17,835
-Please?
-Come on, Harper.

1135
00:57:17,918 --> 00:57:19,251
Break the rules.

1136
00:57:19,335 --> 00:57:20,835
-[Todd] Come on, Harper.
-[Piper] Do it.

1137
00:57:20,918 --> 00:57:22,918
-[Taylor] It'll be fun.
-Okay. Just give me a sec.

1138
00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:24,876
-I'm gonna call my dad, okay?
-[Todd] Awesome.

1139
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,960
-Whoo-hoo! Nice.
-Gotta get permission.

1140
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:28,710
-[Todd] Ooh!
-[Taylor] Okay.

1141
00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,960
Hey, can you please tell the Deados
something came up

1142
00:57:31,043 --> 00:57:32,960
-and I can't make it tonight?
-What?

1143
00:57:33,043 --> 00:57:35,960
You're really gonna blow off the Deados
just so you can drink hard seltzer

1144
00:57:36,043 --> 00:57:38,751
that literally tastes
like Strawberry Shortcake's butt crack?

1145
00:57:38,835 --> 00:57:40,210
Come on. Please?

1146
00:57:41,126 --> 00:57:44,210
I have literally never taken
a Friday off work before.

1147
00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:45,668
We just won the game.

1148
00:57:45,751 --> 00:57:47,710
I don't feel like hanging
with dead people tonight.

1149
00:57:48,376 --> 00:57:49,376
No offense.

1150
00:57:49,460 --> 00:57:52,085
Okay, well, I don't feel like hanging out
with dead people either.

1151
00:57:52,168 --> 00:57:53,543
Then come with us.

1152
00:57:55,418 --> 00:57:57,168
So I can hide in the bushes
like Michael Myers

1153
00:57:57,251 --> 00:57:59,168
-and watch you guys have fun?
-[car horn honks]

1154
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,751
-No, thank you.
-[horn honks]

1155
00:58:00,835 --> 00:58:02,168
-Come on, Harper!
-[Bree] Come on!

1156
00:58:02,251 --> 00:58:03,251
[Darby] Coming!

1157
00:58:03,335 --> 00:58:06,335
Did you hear that they're using
Taylor's uncle's mansion for the party?

1158
00:58:06,418 --> 00:58:07,543
Great news, right?

1159
00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:09,585
-Yay.
-[cheering]

1160
00:58:09,668 --> 00:58:10,876
[Todd] There you are!

1161
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,543
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-[Taylor] Let's go.

1162
00:58:12,626 --> 00:58:14,585
-[Bree] Party time! All right.
-[Todd] Let's go!

1163
00:58:15,210 --> 00:58:17,876
I'll go back to being a mole person
after the party

1164
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,668
but until then, fooling all the normies
is actually kind of satisfying. [chuckles]

1165
00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:28,043
Shoulders back, head up.

1166
00:58:28,585 --> 00:58:32,335
Although, I won't deny the influencing
has become slightly intoxicating.

1167
00:58:32,418 --> 00:58:35,710
I mean, I had single-handedly
started a fashion trend.

1168
00:58:42,001 --> 00:58:44,460
Me. The invisible girl.

1169
00:58:44,543 --> 00:58:46,626
The girl no one even realized existed.

1170
00:58:50,168 --> 00:58:51,668
[cheering, laughing]

1171
00:58:53,585 --> 00:58:54,585
[jock] Hey, Darbs.

1172
00:58:54,668 --> 00:58:56,418
Are you stoked for the game on Friday?

1173
00:58:56,501 --> 00:58:57,501
[Capri] "Darbs"?

1174
00:58:57,585 --> 00:59:00,335
I'll be more stoked if you guys
can score a touchdown this time.

1175
00:59:00,418 --> 00:59:01,876
-[gasp, chuckle]
-[Todd] Oh, oh.

1176
00:59:04,501 --> 00:59:05,501
[camera shutter clicks]

1177
00:59:08,793 --> 00:59:11,043
Okay, the tent is arriving
Saturday morning.

1178
00:59:11,126 --> 00:59:14,043
DJ Linky Dinky Dog will create
a collaborative playlist on Spotify

1179
00:59:14,126 --> 00:59:15,668
so we can all add our favorite songs.

1180
00:59:16,251 --> 00:59:19,293
-Uh, Capri's favorite songs.
-[Taylor] Got it.

1181
00:59:19,376 --> 00:59:23,210
Uh, Todd is bringing the kegs,
and where are we on the dove?

1182
00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:25,626
Oh, my mom ordered us one on Amazon.

1183
00:59:25,710 --> 00:59:28,376
She cried when I told her your plan
to release it at midnight.

1184
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:31,126
Mmm, it's so poetic. Genius really.

1185
00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:32,543
-[clears throat]
-[Darby] Well,

1186
00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,293
I feel like I can't take credit for that.

1187
00:59:34,376 --> 00:59:36,376
I think it's something Capri
would've come up with.

1188
00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:39,418
[scoffs] Uh, no.
She really wasn't that deep.

1189
00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:40,960
-What the f--
-[Darby] Oh, look--

1190
00:59:41,043 --> 00:59:43,918
Look the-- the editor sent me
the final cut of the promo.

1191
00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:45,835
-[Taylor gasps] Ooh.
-I'm gonna post it tonight.

1192
00:59:46,418 --> 00:59:50,251
[promo narrator] <i>This Saturday,
Capri Donahue's Coachella-themed R.I.P.</i>

1193
00:59:50,335 --> 00:59:52,085
<i>Rest In Party.</i>

1194
00:59:53,085 --> 00:59:56,168
<i>A party so epic
they'll hear it in the afterlife.</i>

1195
00:59:56,751 --> 00:59:59,335
<i>Hashtag electrocution awareness week.</i>

1196
00:59:59,418 --> 01:00:00,835
<i>Follow us on Insta.</i>

1197
01:00:01,710 --> 01:00:02,543
<i>Party on.</i>

1198
01:00:04,918 --> 01:00:06,335
Iconic. [chuckles]

1199
01:00:06,418 --> 01:00:07,668
Well, I have chills.

1200
01:00:07,751 --> 01:00:11,126
It's literally the best memorial party
promo I have ever seen.

1201
01:00:11,210 --> 01:00:12,251
Right?

1202
01:00:12,335 --> 01:00:13,335
Oh, my God.

1203
01:00:13,835 --> 01:00:15,001
-Oh, my God!
-What? What?

1204
01:00:15,085 --> 01:00:17,626
They just posted
homecoming queen nominations.

1205
01:00:17,710 --> 01:00:19,460
Congrats, girl!

1206
01:00:19,543 --> 01:00:20,835
-[screams]
-[Darby, Capri] What?

1207
01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:23,543
-Uh, no, no, no. That can't be right.
-Oh, my God. You'll totally win.

1208
01:00:23,626 --> 01:00:26,001
Especially because your party
is gonna be the coolest of all time.

1209
01:00:26,085 --> 01:00:28,335
Oh, is it your party now?
Is that what we're calling it?

1210
01:00:28,418 --> 01:00:30,501
[chuckles] My party?
No, guys, it's not my party.

1211
01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:31,585
It's Capri's party.

1212
01:00:31,668 --> 01:00:34,418
-Totally. Of course.
-Yeah, right.

1213
01:00:34,501 --> 01:00:35,501
Not really.

1214
01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:39,543
But I mean,
it's kind of become your party.

1215
01:00:40,043 --> 01:00:42,168
It was your idea,
and you planned the whole thing.

1216
01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:44,043
No. My idea, Taylor.

1217
01:00:44,126 --> 01:00:46,168
-I planned the whole thing!
-Shh!

1218
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:50,001
Sure, sure.
But it's all for Capri, remember?

1219
01:00:50,085 --> 01:00:52,876
Just tell them I'm here.
I'm so sick of being invisible!

1220
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,001
[electricity crackles]

1221
01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:55,251
[stammers]

1222
01:00:55,335 --> 01:00:57,043
-[Darby] Uh--
-Um, ow.

1223
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:58,126
-It was a bee.
-Really?

1224
01:00:58,210 --> 01:00:59,668
-It was a bee.
-Did you just do that?

1225
01:00:59,751 --> 01:01:00,835
-[Darby] Yeah.
-You wanna go?

1226
01:01:00,918 --> 01:01:02,668
[Darby] No, I got it.
It was buzzing around.

1227
01:01:02,751 --> 01:01:03,876
-[chuckles]
-[Taylor] Okay.

1228
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,376
You guys should go to the locker room.
I'm gonna warm up.

1229
01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:08,876
Warm up? We just finished practice.

1230
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:12,293
You don't make it to Nationals
by losing all your warmth, Bree.

1231
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:13,960
You're weird.

1232
01:01:14,751 --> 01:01:16,335
-But so right.
-Yeah, I am right.

1233
01:01:16,418 --> 01:01:17,418
Whatever. Okay. Bye.

1234
01:01:17,501 --> 01:01:19,210
-Bye. [chuckles]
-[Bree] Goodbye.

1235
01:01:19,293 --> 01:01:20,293
Bye.

1236
01:01:20,876 --> 01:01:22,460
-You're my hero.
-Oh.

1237
01:01:26,043 --> 01:01:28,335
[Darby] Are you trying to blow my cover?

1238
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:30,210
This party's supposed to be my moment.

1239
01:01:30,293 --> 01:01:31,960
You've hijacked it!
It's all about you now!

1240
01:01:32,043 --> 01:01:33,043
What? No, it's not.

1241
01:01:33,126 --> 01:01:35,251
Capri, there's literally gonna be
a 40-foot projection

1242
01:01:35,335 --> 01:01:37,043
of your face in the night sky.

1243
01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:38,210
Like a friggin' Bat-Signal.

1244
01:01:38,293 --> 01:01:41,460
Yeah, which the homecoming committee
will probably give you credit for.

1245
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,668
I'm not really gonna be homecoming queen.
It's probably just a joke,

1246
01:01:44,751 --> 01:01:46,960
and they're gonna
pour pig's blood on me or something.

1247
01:01:47,043 --> 01:01:48,460
Ew.

1248
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,168
Look, I know it sucks
for you not to be here

1249
01:01:51,251 --> 01:01:52,918
but there's really no need to be jealous--

1250
01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:55,460
No, I'm not jealous.
Don't flatter yourself.

1251
01:01:56,335 --> 01:01:57,960
I'm sleeping at my house this week.

1252
01:01:58,043 --> 01:02:00,960
Good luck picking out a homecoming dress
without me to do it for you.

1253
01:02:01,043 --> 01:02:02,626
[whooshing]

1254
01:02:04,293 --> 01:02:05,293
[sighs]

1255
01:02:07,251 --> 01:02:08,251
[Darby] What is it, Gary?

1256
01:02:08,335 --> 01:02:09,751
It's my buddy, Mel.

1257
01:02:09,835 --> 01:02:11,876
He came to see you Friday night,
you weren't there,

1258
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,835
and he's-- he's in a bad way, Darby.

1259
01:02:13,918 --> 01:02:16,793
You know. He says he doesn't feel right.
It's unnatural.

1260
01:02:16,876 --> 01:02:18,918
He's really ready to move on.

1261
01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:22,210
Okay, well, I'm not the border patrol
for the afterlife.

1262
01:02:22,293 --> 01:02:23,293
He can go on his own.

1263
01:02:23,376 --> 01:02:24,710
'Course he can, but-but--

1264
01:02:24,793 --> 01:02:27,418
See, he needs you to get a--
a message to his kid first.

1265
01:02:27,501 --> 01:02:30,501
He wants to tell him that he's sorry
he didn't accept him as a gay.

1266
01:02:30,585 --> 01:02:32,168
He's not a gay. He's gay.

1267
01:02:32,251 --> 01:02:33,626
Yes, my son, Allen. He's gay.

1268
01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:35,501
And I love him anyway and his husband,

1269
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,626
and I think they're gonna be
great parents.

1270
01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:38,710
Like he said.

1271
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,293
[sighs]

1272
01:02:41,376 --> 01:02:43,835
Gosh, I'm sorry I wasn't there, Mel.

1273
01:02:43,918 --> 01:02:45,543
-[student] Great practice, Darbs.
-Yeah,

1274
01:02:45,626 --> 01:02:46,918
you too, dude. [chuckles]

1275
01:02:48,126 --> 01:02:49,126
Look. [clears throat]

1276
01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:52,085
Come see me Friday night.
I'll be there. I'll help you, okay?

1277
01:02:52,168 --> 01:02:53,501
-Okay.
-[Darby] Promise.

1278
01:02:53,585 --> 01:02:55,085
-Thank you, Darby.
-Thank you, Darby.

1279
01:03:01,001 --> 01:03:02,460
-Hey, Dad.
-Hey.

1280
01:03:02,543 --> 01:03:05,960
-Take it you're not staying for dinner?
-Uh, no. I gotta go to James's.

1281
01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,126
Oh.

1282
01:03:07,210 --> 01:03:10,876
Honey, listen, I am glad
that you're making friends this year.

1283
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,251
But is everything okay?

1284
01:03:12,918 --> 01:03:17,043
I mean… [sighs] …you just don't
seem like yourself anymore.

1285
01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:19,751
God, Dad. I mean,
you pressure me to get a social life,

1286
01:03:19,835 --> 01:03:22,001
and then you give me crap when I have one?

1287
01:03:22,085 --> 01:03:23,501
-Make up your mind.
-Okay.

1288
01:03:24,376 --> 01:03:25,626
[chuckles] That's valid.

1289
01:03:26,293 --> 01:03:28,210
But, honey, I'm just checking in on you.

1290
01:03:28,293 --> 01:03:30,626
Well, you don't have
to worry about me, 'kay?

1291
01:03:30,710 --> 01:03:32,126
I'm fine, really.

1292
01:03:32,210 --> 01:03:33,710
[chuckles] Same old Darby.

1293
01:03:35,543 --> 01:03:38,960
Oh, and can I get a studio lighting kit
for my birthday?

1294
01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:42,335
The lamps in my room are a little,
like, warm and cozy. It's gross.

1295
01:03:42,418 --> 01:03:44,001
-Mmm.
-[Darby] You know?

1296
01:03:44,085 --> 01:03:45,751
Anyway, bye.

1297
01:03:45,835 --> 01:03:46,960
Bye.

1298
01:03:47,793 --> 01:03:49,876
Yep, same old Darby.

1299
01:03:51,085 --> 01:03:52,085
[sighs]

1300
01:03:52,835 --> 01:03:54,085
[bike bell ringing]

1301
01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:01,626
Did you know that octopus
have three brains?

1302
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:03,918
Um, wrong.

1303
01:04:04,001 --> 01:04:05,835
-What do you mean?
-I'm not-- I mean, wrong!

1304
01:04:05,918 --> 01:04:07,210
They have nine brains.

1305
01:04:07,293 --> 01:04:09,376
Come on, man. The test is next week.

1306
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:11,085
-Oh.
-[chuckles]

1307
01:04:11,168 --> 01:04:13,293
Hey, uh, look what I found the other day.

1308
01:04:13,376 --> 01:04:14,376
[Darby] Mmm?

1309
01:04:15,835 --> 01:04:17,793
-[chuckles]
-Look at this. Our, uh… [laughs]

1310
01:04:17,876 --> 01:04:20,001
…sixth-grade field trip
to the planetarium.

1311
01:04:20,085 --> 01:04:21,418
-Oh, wow.
-[chuckles]

1312
01:04:22,043 --> 01:04:23,251
Harper and Harris.

1313
01:04:23,335 --> 01:04:25,335
[James chuckles]
I thought you were so cool.

1314
01:04:25,418 --> 01:04:27,793
What? Seriously?

1315
01:04:28,376 --> 01:04:30,418
Yeah, you were so different
from everyone else.

1316
01:04:34,168 --> 01:04:39,168
[sighs] It's going to be so weird to go
back to school without Capri tomorrow.

1317
01:04:40,335 --> 01:04:41,335
[Darby sighs]

1318
01:04:42,210 --> 01:04:45,085
Did you hear about that idiotic
Sweet Seventeen party for her?

1319
01:04:45,168 --> 01:04:49,418
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Think I heard someone talking about that.

1320
01:04:49,501 --> 01:04:52,626
Good to know Taylor, Bree and Piper
are so desperate for attention

1321
01:04:52,710 --> 01:04:55,418
that they're willing
to whore out Capri's memory to get it.

1322
01:04:57,085 --> 01:04:59,043
But isn't it for a good cause?

1323
01:04:59,126 --> 01:05:00,876
Accidental electrocution awareness?

1324
01:05:01,710 --> 01:05:03,251
Which one of those morons
came up with that?

1325
01:05:03,335 --> 01:05:04,335
[chuckles]

1326
01:05:05,293 --> 01:05:07,668
-Oh, c-cool tree house.
-Yeah.

1327
01:05:08,168 --> 01:05:09,376
Wanna come check it out?

1328
01:05:13,793 --> 01:05:14,793
Whoa.

1329
01:05:15,793 --> 01:05:17,876
I haven't been up here since…

1330
01:05:24,085 --> 01:05:27,585
[Darby] I didn't wanna leave my room
for months after my mom died.

1331
01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:29,710
I just…

1332
01:05:30,210 --> 01:05:33,710
I felt like if I just returned
to regular life

1333
01:05:34,710 --> 01:05:36,960
and ignored the fact
that she wasn't there anymore,

1334
01:05:37,043 --> 01:05:40,251
it'd be like living a lie or something.

1335
01:05:42,043 --> 01:05:44,168
But it does get easier. It does.

1336
01:05:44,668 --> 01:05:46,460
And I know you can do this.

1337
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:47,543
Thanks.

1338
01:05:48,835 --> 01:05:49,835
You really get it.

1339
01:05:53,085 --> 01:05:54,793
Why's he looking at me like that?

1340
01:05:54,876 --> 01:05:56,251
[whispers] What's going on?

1341
01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:02,085
Darby, will you come to school
with me tomorrow?

1342
01:06:03,085 --> 01:06:05,376
U-Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'll be there.

1343
01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:09,001
No, I-- I mean, can I-- can I pick you up?

1344
01:06:09,710 --> 01:06:11,918
It's gonna be tough for me
to face without Capri there

1345
01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:14,626
and, you know,
I could really use someone by my side.

1346
01:06:17,668 --> 01:06:20,960
Sure, sure.
I don't see why not. [chuckles]

1347
01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:22,376
Thanks, Darby.

1348
01:06:23,835 --> 01:06:25,293
-[both chuckle]
-[Darby] Oh.

1349
01:06:26,626 --> 01:06:29,126
[sniffs] Your hair smells so good.

1350
01:06:29,918 --> 01:06:32,085
Thanks, it's shampoo. I gotta go.

1351
01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:33,168
It's getting late.

1352
01:06:33,251 --> 01:06:34,251
-All right.
-Yeah.

1353
01:06:34,335 --> 01:06:35,710
-See you tomorrow?
-Sure.

1354
01:06:35,793 --> 01:06:38,126
-Be careful on the way down.
-I'll just leap down.

1355
01:06:38,210 --> 01:06:39,543
-Need help?
-No, I got it.

1356
01:06:39,626 --> 01:06:41,085
[crash]

1357
01:06:43,043 --> 01:06:47,168
[sighs] It's just some environmentally
conscious carpooling. [chuckles]

1358
01:06:48,335 --> 01:06:52,001
You know, Capri will probably thank me
for being there to support him.

1359
01:06:52,085 --> 01:06:53,085
[toilet flushes]

1360
01:06:53,168 --> 01:06:54,876
[Capri] <i>I will drown you in a toilet bowl</i>

1361
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:57,043
<i>if you think for one second
about dating Jamesy.</i>

1362
01:07:01,126 --> 01:07:02,918
[Dad] Gonna introduce me
to your boyfriend?

1363
01:07:03,001 --> 01:07:04,251
What? Who told you that?

1364
01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:08,043
No, no. That's just my biology partner.

1365
01:07:08,126 --> 01:07:12,126
Okay. Well, boyfriend, biology partner,
whatever you kids call it.

1366
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,376
Time to face the music.

1367
01:07:21,710 --> 01:07:23,335
Okay, well, see you in bio.

1368
01:07:23,418 --> 01:07:25,168
Hang on. Will you walk with me?

1369
01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,376
Oh, no.

1370
01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:28,876
Sure, James.

1371
01:07:34,501 --> 01:07:37,585
-[student 1] Oh, ho ho!
-[student 2] James Harris is back.

1372
01:07:37,668 --> 01:07:39,876
How'd Darby Harper manage to pull him

1373
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,001
before the bell even rang
on his first day back?

1374
01:07:42,085 --> 01:07:44,001
[student 3] Are they, like, together now?

1375
01:07:44,085 --> 01:07:45,085
James.

1376
01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:48,876
[jock] Well, that's gotta be
the world's fastest rebound.

1377
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,710
James. [chuckles] Welcome back, brother.

1378
01:07:53,293 --> 01:07:56,585
Nothing to see here, folks.
Just me and James Harris.

1379
01:07:57,251 --> 01:07:58,960
Just me and the boy Blake Shelton called,

1380
01:07:59,043 --> 01:08:01,293
"A talented guy
I should have turned my chair for."

1381
01:08:01,793 --> 01:08:04,501
Who, I guess, has a crush on me now?
[breathes shakily]

1382
01:08:04,585 --> 01:08:06,835
Nothing out of the ordinary
going on here. [chuckles]

1383
01:08:11,835 --> 01:08:13,460
[student 4] They're holding hands.

1384
01:08:13,543 --> 01:08:15,376
Capri Donahue's gonna drown me
in a toilet bowl.

1385
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:16,585
[student 5] What?

1386
01:08:17,335 --> 01:08:19,293
So, are you and James, like, a thing now?

1387
01:08:19,376 --> 01:08:22,335
'Cause everyone is saying that
you made out in the hallway this morning.

1388
01:08:22,418 --> 01:08:23,918
No. [sighs] No, we didn't.

1389
01:08:24,001 --> 01:08:26,293
His hand just brushed mine
for a few seconds.

1390
01:08:26,376 --> 01:08:28,335
He's having a hard time
being back without Capri.

1391
01:08:28,418 --> 01:08:30,751
Oh, yes, poor James. The wounded bird.

1392
01:08:30,835 --> 01:08:32,585
Yeah, I would be careful.

1393
01:08:32,668 --> 01:08:35,293
He's so codependent
and definitely on the rebound.

1394
01:08:35,376 --> 01:08:37,001
And morally, it's gross.

1395
01:08:37,085 --> 01:08:39,751
Totally.
Capri's not even cold in her grave yet.

1396
01:08:39,835 --> 01:08:42,251
You guys, it was just
a one-time ride to school.

1397
01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:43,876
-[car horn honks]
-[James] Darby.

1398
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,626
You, uh-- You want a ride home?

1399
01:08:45,710 --> 01:08:47,585
[Darby] No! No, thanks.

1400
01:08:47,668 --> 01:08:51,126
I'm just gonna get my cardio in,
you know? [chuckles]

1401
01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:52,501
All right, well, come by later.

1402
01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:54,126
Wrote a song for you.

1403
01:08:54,835 --> 01:08:56,668
-There's a song.
-Oh, my God.

1404
01:08:56,751 --> 01:08:58,418
Gotta run. You know?

1405
01:08:59,376 --> 01:09:01,043
[Taylor] She's running in that?

1406
01:09:01,126 --> 01:09:02,460
She doesn't live close.

1407
01:09:03,501 --> 01:09:04,668
[sighs] It's Thursday.

1408
01:09:05,168 --> 01:09:06,960
Only two more days till the party.

1409
01:09:08,168 --> 01:09:09,168
[sighs]

1410
01:09:10,418 --> 01:09:12,126
I can lay low until…

1411
01:09:12,918 --> 01:09:15,501
[gasps] Shit, it's Thursday.

1412
01:09:41,251 --> 01:09:42,251
[sighs]

1413
01:09:44,043 --> 01:09:46,751
[Mel] I mean, I used to have crates
of 12-inch vinyl in my den.

1414
01:09:46,835 --> 01:09:50,210
And you could read the liner notes,
you could touch 'em, you could feel 'em.

1415
01:09:50,293 --> 01:09:51,918
But… [stammers] …the music cloud.

1416
01:09:52,418 --> 01:09:53,835
-Where is it? I don't get it.
-Ha!

1417
01:09:53,918 --> 01:09:56,210
Oh, my God! Can you guys stop?

1418
01:09:56,710 --> 01:09:58,710
I cannot believe I'm spending
my junior year

1419
01:09:58,793 --> 01:10:00,918
listening to some dead boomers

1420
01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:06,085
talking about newspapers and typewriters
and network television.

1421
01:10:06,168 --> 01:10:08,376
Then why don't you just
make up with Darby then?

1422
01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:11,126
I mean, so what?

1423
01:10:11,210 --> 01:10:13,460
She's the Homeroom Queen
and you're not. Big deal.

1424
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,043
That's, uh, Homecoming Queen.

1425
01:10:15,126 --> 01:10:17,126
-Thank you.
-[Gary sighs] Listen, Capri,

1426
01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:18,960
you should be very proud of yourself.

1427
01:10:19,043 --> 01:10:23,001
You were able to pry Darby
out of her shell when no one else could.

1428
01:10:23,085 --> 01:10:26,168
Yeah, well, now she's taking
the attention and credit for my party!

1429
01:10:26,251 --> 01:10:27,251
-Yeah.
-[sighs]

1430
01:10:27,751 --> 01:10:30,543
My sister-in-law, Rose,
sang at my funeral.

1431
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:33,460
All anybody could talk about
was how great Rose sounded.

1432
01:10:33,543 --> 01:10:35,126
What a great voice Rose had.

1433
01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:37,710
At my funeral!
And you know what they said about me?

1434
01:10:37,793 --> 01:10:39,001
"He's looked better."

1435
01:10:39,085 --> 01:10:41,626
-[gasps] The audacity!
-[Gary] Guys, guys, guys.

1436
01:10:41,710 --> 01:10:43,210
Who cares?

1437
01:10:43,293 --> 01:10:44,501
You're dead.

1438
01:10:45,626 --> 01:10:47,501
You're throwing a temper tantrum

1439
01:10:47,585 --> 01:10:51,001
about a party in a dimension
that you no longer exist in.

1440
01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,085
Do you know how crazy that is?

1441
01:10:53,168 --> 01:10:54,793
Well, then what's the point?

1442
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,376
What's my purpose?

1443
01:10:57,460 --> 01:11:00,376
Well, you're gonna find that out
on the other side.

1444
01:11:01,126 --> 01:11:03,751
I mean, listen, I have a reason
to stick around, you know?

1445
01:11:03,835 --> 01:11:05,293
I wanna be with Linda.

1446
01:11:05,376 --> 01:11:08,085
But you, you're so young and whip-smart.

1447
01:11:08,168 --> 01:11:09,751
You got your whole death in front of you.

1448
01:11:09,835 --> 01:11:12,460
Why would you wanna stay here
and be invisible?

1449
01:11:13,168 --> 01:11:16,043
You just have to get the heck out of here.

1450
01:11:19,626 --> 01:11:20,626
Thanks, Gary.

1451
01:11:21,293 --> 01:11:22,293
Okay.

1452
01:11:24,251 --> 01:11:26,168
She has a lot of electricity.

1453
01:11:26,251 --> 01:11:28,460
[smacks lips]
You know that's how she died, right?

1454
01:11:28,543 --> 01:11:29,668
[bell rings]

1455
01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,376
[Darby] Hey, Alex.

1456
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:33,960
[sighs] Look, I'm so sorry
about missing our coffee date.

1457
01:11:34,043 --> 01:11:35,126
It's okay.

1458
01:11:35,210 --> 01:11:36,460
Uh, you're busy.

1459
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,876
I hear you're dating James Harris now.

1460
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,460
Oh, no. No, I'm not dating James.

1461
01:11:41,543 --> 01:11:43,043
You could have just texted me.

1462
01:11:43,126 --> 01:11:45,043
I was waiting like 20 minutes.

1463
01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:48,168
[Darby] Uh, look,
I gotta go but I really do--

1464
01:11:48,251 --> 01:11:49,585
Talk to you later. Right.

1465
01:11:54,585 --> 01:11:57,168
[Darby] Hey, Capri. H-How was your Dad's?

1466
01:11:57,251 --> 01:11:58,251
Not great.

1467
01:11:58,335 --> 01:12:01,168
My mom turned my bedroom
into her personal yoga studio.

1468
01:12:01,668 --> 01:12:02,668
-[Darby] Mmm.
-[Capri] So--

1469
01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:04,960
Okay, well, I-I kind of wanna talk to you.

1470
01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:06,626
[Capri] Yeah, sure.

1471
01:12:08,001 --> 01:12:09,418
-[sighs]
-Okay, I'm glad you're here.

1472
01:12:09,501 --> 01:12:11,626
-There's something I need to tell you.
-Me too.

1473
01:12:11,710 --> 01:12:14,376
I wanted to apologize about
overreacting about the party.

1474
01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:18,585
I've decided that I am proud of your--
our Homecoming nomination.

1475
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:19,793
I just had to remind myself

1476
01:12:19,876 --> 01:12:21,960
that I'm the Michelangelo
behind your David, you know?

1477
01:12:22,043 --> 01:12:23,918
Great. Well, I have something to tell you,

1478
01:12:24,001 --> 01:12:26,501
but before you freak out,
I want you to let me explain.

1479
01:12:26,585 --> 01:12:28,876
-It's about me and--
-[jock] Good to have you back.

1480
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:31,085
[gasps] James. Oh, he's at school today.

1481
01:12:31,168 --> 01:12:32,960
Look at him, he's so cute.
Look, he's glowing.

1482
01:12:33,043 --> 01:12:35,460
[Darby chuckles] Okay, Capri.
Listen to me, okay?

1483
01:12:35,543 --> 01:12:37,876
There's been a misunderstanding.
You'll think it's funny--

1484
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:40,335
-There you are. [chuckles, grunts]
-[Darby stammers]

1485
01:12:40,418 --> 01:12:42,501
-I've been looking all over for you.
-[Darby chuckles]

1486
01:12:42,585 --> 01:12:44,001
This too much?

1487
01:12:44,085 --> 01:12:45,876
What the hell is going on?

1488
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,835
[Darby] Uh, okay. How am I gonna do this?

1489
01:12:47,918 --> 01:12:49,001
All right, James.

1490
01:12:49,085 --> 01:12:52,376
I-I can't stop thinking about you
since the other night at my place.

1491
01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,668
-Did you hook up with James?
-No.

1492
01:12:54,751 --> 01:12:58,043
I know we both felt something,
and yesterday when you held my hand--

1493
01:12:58,126 --> 01:12:59,501
-You what?
-[Darby] No, no.

1494
01:12:59,585 --> 01:13:02,001
No, I didn't hold your hand,
you held mine.

1495
01:13:02,085 --> 01:13:03,751
-You slut!
-[electricity crackles]

1496
01:13:03,835 --> 01:13:06,918
-[grunts]
-I felt this spark and--

1497
01:13:07,001 --> 01:13:09,543
[Darby pants, yawns]

1498
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:11,876
-Just really ti-- I'm exhausted. Yeah.
-Are you okay?

1499
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:12,960
[Darby] Whoo!

1500
01:13:13,501 --> 01:13:16,085
I know I'm still grieving Capri.
But it just--

1501
01:13:16,168 --> 01:13:17,751
-It just felt good to finally feel…
-Stop.

1502
01:13:17,835 --> 01:13:21,126
…a moment of happiness again,
and it's been so long, and I--

1503
01:13:21,710 --> 01:13:24,085
I think she'd want that.

1504
01:13:24,585 --> 01:13:26,460
No, I really don't think she would.

1505
01:13:26,543 --> 01:13:27,876
[sighs]

1506
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,960
[Darby] Uh, sorry, James.

1507
01:13:30,043 --> 01:13:31,835
I gotta get to class. Have a good day.

1508
01:13:35,251 --> 01:13:38,126
Oh, my God. How many times
do I have to tell you?

1509
01:13:38,210 --> 01:13:39,543
Nothing happened.

1510
01:13:39,626 --> 01:13:40,793
You won't admit it.

1511
01:13:40,876 --> 01:13:42,210
-Not even now.
-Admit what?

1512
01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:45,168
Admit that you love my life so much
that you want to be me.

1513
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:46,793
I am nothing like you, okay?

1514
01:13:46,876 --> 01:13:48,501
You don't have to worry
about me and James.

1515
01:13:48,585 --> 01:13:51,501
Oh, my God. What is this?
<i>The Young and the Restless</i>?

1516
01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:53,751
I'm outta here.

1517
01:13:53,835 --> 01:13:56,710
[Capri] I'm not worried about James.
He's just trauma-bonding.

1518
01:13:56,793 --> 01:14:01,210
You don't think in a million years
he would actually like you, do you?

1519
01:14:01,293 --> 01:14:03,585
[scoffs] Well, that's a little harsh.

1520
01:14:03,668 --> 01:14:05,418
You're not even a real person!

1521
01:14:05,918 --> 01:14:07,710
I created you! I made you!

1522
01:14:07,793 --> 01:14:11,085
I dressed you up and told you how to act
so you could be popular.

1523
01:14:11,168 --> 01:14:12,251
But deep down,

1524
01:14:13,376 --> 01:14:16,293
you know you're just a freak
that sees dead people.

1525
01:14:17,876 --> 01:14:20,085
Maybe that's why your mom
didn't wanna come and see you.

1526
01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:25,251
Hey, ladies. It's my big bon voyage.

1527
01:14:25,335 --> 01:14:27,960
E-Everybody out! All of you!

1528
01:14:28,043 --> 01:14:29,085
[Mel] Not optimum.

1529
01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:36,293
It's not my fault your boyfriend finds me
a refreshing change of pace

1530
01:14:36,376 --> 01:14:40,918
from a talking push-up bra who's wasted
her entire life on superficial bullshit.

1531
01:14:41,543 --> 01:14:42,543
I built you.

1532
01:14:43,043 --> 01:14:45,043
I can just as easily tear you down.

1533
01:14:45,543 --> 01:14:48,085
Don't even think of going
to my party tomorrow night.

1534
01:14:48,168 --> 01:14:51,668
Well, you forgot one vital difference
between us, babe.

1535
01:14:52,335 --> 01:14:53,585
I'm alive.

1536
01:14:54,085 --> 01:14:57,126
[scoffs] I'm not spooked by some
jealous dead girl stomping her feet.

1537
01:14:57,210 --> 01:14:59,210
I'll go to that party
if I damn well please.

1538
01:14:59,293 --> 01:15:01,085
Hell, I'm the one who planned the thing!

1539
01:15:02,085 --> 01:15:03,085
[chuckles]

1540
01:15:06,626 --> 01:15:08,293
-[thud]
-[electricity crackles]

1541
01:15:10,126 --> 01:15:12,960
Okay, I am a little spooked
by a jealous dead girl stomping her feet.

1542
01:15:13,043 --> 01:15:15,835
And I am definitely not going anywhere
near that party tomorrow.

1543
01:15:17,335 --> 01:15:18,626
Hey, kid. [chuckles]

1544
01:15:19,418 --> 01:15:21,251
What? School on Saturday? [chuckles]

1545
01:15:23,043 --> 01:15:24,960
Word on the street is, uh,

1546
01:15:25,043 --> 01:15:27,793
you had a little freak out last night,
and I thought I'd check on you.

1547
01:15:27,876 --> 01:15:29,085
I've been looking for you.

1548
01:15:30,376 --> 01:15:31,835
I'm sorry, but I--

1549
01:15:32,418 --> 01:15:34,001
I can't talk to you anymore, Gary.

1550
01:15:34,085 --> 01:15:35,918
I just wanna be normal.

1551
01:15:37,210 --> 01:15:39,501
Oh, Darby, don't you think you're normal?

1552
01:15:40,168 --> 01:15:41,168
Uh…

1553
01:15:42,168 --> 01:15:43,835
To clarify, I wanna be

1554
01:15:43,918 --> 01:15:46,585
the-girl-who-doesn't-talk-to-dead-people
version of normal.

1555
01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:47,668
How about that?

1556
01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:50,793
Well, honey, you know, but that's--
that's kind of what makes you, you.

1557
01:15:50,876 --> 01:15:53,585
Have you maybe talked to Capri about this?

1558
01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:55,168
Maybe a friend your age could help--

1559
01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,835
I'm not talking to Capri.

1560
01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:59,043
She's not my friend. She never was.

1561
01:15:59,126 --> 01:16:01,168
She just used me like a pawn.

1562
01:16:02,876 --> 01:16:05,126
Well, yeah, I guess…

1563
01:16:06,376 --> 01:16:08,793
I guess, uh, that's one way
of looking at it.

1564
01:16:08,876 --> 01:16:11,751
But-- You know, but from a different
point of view,

1565
01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:15,293
maybe she's the one who opened you up
to a whole new world of possibilities.

1566
01:16:15,376 --> 01:16:17,460
She didn't do anything for me.

1567
01:16:17,543 --> 01:16:20,043
She's just another loser Stayer
who can't move on.

1568
01:16:20,751 --> 01:16:21,751
Oh.

1569
01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:26,710
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Darby.

1570
01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:29,126
[sighs]

1571
01:16:33,710 --> 01:16:36,585
[Kelley] <i>After losing their daughter,
Capricorn, just a month ago,</i>

1572
01:16:36,668 --> 01:16:39,168
<i>more tragedy strikes
the Donahue residence.</i>

1573
01:16:39,251 --> 01:16:42,626
<i>Police are asking anyone with knowledge
of the arson attack to come forward.</i>

1574
01:16:42,710 --> 01:16:44,710
[siren wailing]

1575
01:16:48,376 --> 01:16:50,126
[Dad] Hey, sweetie. Dinner's ready.

1576
01:16:51,251 --> 01:16:52,501
-[doorbell rings]
-[gasps]

1577
01:16:53,001 --> 01:16:54,710
[sighs] Uh, I'll get it.

1578
01:16:56,251 --> 01:16:57,501
James?

1579
01:16:58,001 --> 01:16:59,751
Can you take a drive with me, please?

1580
01:17:04,168 --> 01:17:06,210
I'm freaking out right now.
This is gonna sound crazy,

1581
01:17:06,293 --> 01:17:08,751
but I feel like Capri
is communicating with me.

1582
01:17:08,835 --> 01:17:10,876
Like today, her picture
fell off my dresser,

1583
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,751
and, I don't know, the TV turned on
without me even touching it,

1584
01:17:13,835 --> 01:17:16,460
and it was playing the news story
about the party tonight! And I--

1585
01:17:16,543 --> 01:17:18,960
-I-I swear it happened.
-Oh, I'm sure it did.

1586
01:17:19,043 --> 01:17:20,460
It's been a rough day.

1587
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,376
This grief stuff comes in waves.

1588
01:17:24,460 --> 01:17:25,460
Mmm.

1589
01:17:27,626 --> 01:17:28,793
Also, I'm sorry, Darby.

1590
01:17:30,668 --> 01:17:32,501
I don't think I'm ready
to be in a relationship.

1591
01:17:32,585 --> 01:17:36,001
Oh, thank God that you told me that.

1592
01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:39,085
Because I-I was thinking something else
was happening.

1593
01:17:40,043 --> 01:17:42,751
But I hope we can still be friends.

1594
01:17:43,335 --> 01:17:45,751
Yeah. Yeah, of course, James.

1595
01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:47,376
I-I appreciate your honesty.

1596
01:17:48,085 --> 01:17:49,460
My heart will go on.

1597
01:17:50,418 --> 01:17:51,418
[sighs]

1598
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:55,251
I can't believe we fake dated,
and I for real got broken up with.

1599
01:17:55,918 --> 01:17:57,835
[pop music playing]

1600
01:18:00,168 --> 01:18:02,543
[Darby] This is not good.
This is very not good.

1601
01:18:03,168 --> 01:18:05,501
James, I thought you were protesting this.

1602
01:18:05,585 --> 01:18:08,376
Taylor, Piper and Bree are using
Capri's death to up their social status.

1603
01:18:08,460 --> 01:18:10,626
-It's sick, remember?
-I don't care about them!

1604
01:18:10,710 --> 01:18:12,376
Okay? I wanna say goodbye to Capri.

1605
01:18:12,460 --> 01:18:15,126
Well, well, if it isn't the happy couple.

1606
01:18:15,626 --> 01:18:16,835
I'm here for Capri.

1607
01:18:17,335 --> 01:18:20,126
Not to promote myself under the guise
of some bogus awareness campaign.

1608
01:18:20,210 --> 01:18:23,085
Sure it's not to ruin another party
with an acoustic guitar?

1609
01:18:23,168 --> 01:18:27,293
[scoffs] You mean the bogus awareness
campaign your new girlfriend came up with?

1610
01:18:27,376 --> 01:18:28,376
What?

1611
01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,751
[stammers] This was your idea?

1612
01:18:30,835 --> 01:18:32,918
-Not that she bothered to dress up.
-[Taylor] Mm-mmm.

1613
01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:35,085
The theme's Coachella, not Stagecoach.

1614
01:18:35,585 --> 01:18:38,668
-No, I-I mean, not-- not technically.
-[scoffs]

1615
01:18:38,751 --> 01:18:40,960
Look, I can explain in the car,
but we should go. Now.

1616
01:18:41,043 --> 01:18:43,460
Darby, it's not cool that the two of you
came together.

1617
01:18:43,543 --> 01:18:44,585
Capri would be so pissed.

1618
01:18:45,168 --> 01:18:47,710
-[Piper] Oh.
-[Taylor] Oh. Oh, my God. No.

1619
01:18:47,793 --> 01:18:50,126
-No. No!
-[clamoring]

1620
01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:52,126
Those were supposed to go off at midnight!

1621
01:18:52,210 --> 01:18:55,376
-Go. Go. Go.
-[Taylor screams]

1622
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:58,876
Really, you're gonna go
full <i>Poltergeist</i> on a keg party?

1623
01:18:59,710 --> 01:19:01,793
-Wow, Capri.
-[Taylor screams]

1624
01:19:01,876 --> 01:19:06,335
Ah, this must be the electrocution
awareness part of the festivities.

1625
01:19:06,418 --> 01:19:07,460
[both chuckle]

1626
01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:09,210
[Darby] Alex? [chuckles]

1627
01:19:09,293 --> 01:19:10,835
What are you doing here?

1628
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,210
You know, I'm never gonna pass
on a free drink

1629
01:19:13,293 --> 01:19:17,543
and a chance to see the party's latest
Coachella fashion trends. [chuckles]

1630
01:19:18,126 --> 01:19:21,960
Sorry, I'm sure you don't wanna
be seen talking to the weirdo donut kid.

1631
01:19:22,043 --> 01:19:23,293
You're cool now.

1632
01:19:23,376 --> 01:19:24,668
[chuckles]

1633
01:19:25,251 --> 01:19:26,293
Have a good night, Darby.

1634
01:19:27,751 --> 01:19:28,876
Wait. No, no.

1635
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,085
I mean, I'm a weirdo too. [chuckles]

1636
01:19:32,210 --> 01:19:34,501
Or, at least, I used to be.

1637
01:19:35,001 --> 01:19:37,126
-[crowd] Chug! Chug! Chug!
-["Boss Bitch" playing]

1638
01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:38,960
[cheering, chattering]

1639
01:19:39,043 --> 01:19:40,585
♪ <i>I'm clumsy
Made friends with the floor</i> ♪

1640
01:19:40,668 --> 01:19:42,668
♪ <i>Two for one
You know a bitch buy four</i> ♪

1641
01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:44,918
♪ <i>And two left feet
You know I always drop</i> ♪

1642
01:19:45,001 --> 01:19:46,501
♪ <i>First thing a girl did was a bop</i> ♪

1643
01:19:46,585 --> 01:19:48,460
[shouting, cheering]

1644
01:19:49,126 --> 01:19:50,126
Hey, what's up, Darbs?

1645
01:19:50,210 --> 01:19:51,835
-You all good?
-Yeah, have you seen James?

1646
01:19:51,918 --> 01:19:54,085
Uh, yeah, yeah. I think, uh,
I think he went upstairs.

1647
01:19:54,168 --> 01:19:56,335
But look,
James looked kinda bummed, Darbs.

1648
01:19:56,418 --> 01:19:57,543
["Boss Bitch" continues]

1649
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,501
♪ <i>I don't wanna row, row, row the boat</i> ♪

1650
01:19:59,585 --> 01:20:00,668
James.

1651
01:20:01,210 --> 01:20:02,543
Hey, J-James.

1652
01:20:03,168 --> 01:20:05,210
She's here. She's really here.

1653
01:20:06,293 --> 01:20:08,210
Who's here? I don't see anyone.

1654
01:20:08,293 --> 01:20:10,960
Look, this is just a stupid game, okay?
It doesn't work.

1655
01:20:11,043 --> 01:20:13,210
♪ <i>I'm a bitch and a boss
I'ma shine like gloss</i> ♪

1656
01:20:13,293 --> 01:20:16,168
♪ <i>I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss</i> ♪

1657
01:20:16,251 --> 01:20:17,751
Hi, bitch.

1658
01:20:17,835 --> 01:20:19,626
[James] It's okay. Don't be scared.
It's her.

1659
01:20:19,710 --> 01:20:21,418
She's trying to tell me something.

1660
01:20:21,501 --> 01:20:22,585
I know she's here.

1661
01:20:22,668 --> 01:20:24,001
[whooshing]

1662
01:20:26,835 --> 01:20:27,918
I think it's about you.

1663
01:20:28,876 --> 01:20:31,210
It would be a lot easier
if you just came clean

1664
01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:32,835
and told everyone what a freak you are.

1665
01:20:32,918 --> 01:20:34,418
[whooshing]

1666
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,751
["Boss Bitch" continues]

1667
01:20:40,543 --> 01:20:43,126
-[person 1] Did you see that?
-[person 2] Is that an Ouija board?

1668
01:20:43,626 --> 01:20:45,126
Who is doing that? Stop!

1669
01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:46,293
[electricity crackling]

1670
01:20:48,668 --> 01:20:49,668
Shit.

1671
01:20:52,168 --> 01:20:54,210
-[person 1] Nearly hit me, man.
-[person 2] Freaky.

1672
01:20:54,293 --> 01:20:55,293
[person 3] Follow it.

1673
01:20:55,793 --> 01:20:57,168
Go, go, go.

1674
01:20:57,751 --> 01:20:59,501
[person 4] Hey, cut the music, man.

1675
01:20:59,585 --> 01:21:02,376
Is someone flying a freaking drone
in my uncle's house?

1676
01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:04,585
[person 5] Dude, did they hire a magician?

1677
01:21:04,668 --> 01:21:06,918
-[Taylor] James, what is going on?
-[music stops]

1678
01:21:07,001 --> 01:21:09,460
[Capri] I'd hold off on preparing
that Homecoming Queen speech.

1679
01:21:10,168 --> 01:21:12,710
I don't think you're gonna test too well
in the polls after this.

1680
01:21:12,793 --> 01:21:15,918
[kisses, giggles]

1681
01:21:16,751 --> 01:21:18,751
[person 5] Who cut the music, man?

1682
01:21:19,501 --> 01:21:20,501
[person] Oh, my God.

1683
01:21:20,585 --> 01:21:22,876
-Uh--
-Is anyone else seeing this too?

1684
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:25,210
Is this a drama club thing or something?

1685
01:21:25,293 --> 01:21:27,043
[freshman] I'm scared. Get me out of here.

1686
01:21:27,126 --> 01:21:32,335
[crowd] C-A-P-R-I.

1687
01:21:32,418 --> 01:21:33,876
Capri? Capri!

1688
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,501
-Oh, my God!
-[Bree] This is freaky.

1689
01:21:35,585 --> 01:21:37,543
[electricity crackles]

1690
01:21:38,793 --> 01:21:40,793
Okay, cut the shit. You're scaring people.

1691
01:21:40,876 --> 01:21:43,876
-I told you not to come here.
-Darby, you can see her?

1692
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,376
-[person] What's he talking about?
-I--

1693
01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:46,876
-Who?
-Huh?

1694
01:21:47,543 --> 01:21:48,793
Okay, fine.

1695
01:21:48,876 --> 01:21:50,251
You win. What do you want?

1696
01:21:51,293 --> 01:21:52,293
Surprise me.

1697
01:21:54,251 --> 01:21:55,876
[Bree] What is even happening?

1698
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,710
-[Todd] No, where's she--
-[Taylor] Darby!

1699
01:21:57,793 --> 01:22:00,418
-No, no, no. Oh, she's-- she's up there.
-Okay.

1700
01:22:00,501 --> 01:22:03,001
-[Taylor] That's happening.
-Hey, guys! Guess what?

1701
01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:05,585
I'm a freak of nature
who can see dead people.

1702
01:22:05,668 --> 01:22:07,376
[crowd clamoring]

1703
01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:11,668
I'm only popular because the ghost
of Capri Donahue molded me into her image.

1704
01:22:11,751 --> 01:22:13,335
[chuckles] I'm just a puppet!

1705
01:22:13,418 --> 01:22:15,126
Yeah, I'm loving this narrative.
Keep going.

1706
01:22:15,210 --> 01:22:18,793
She told me what to wear
and what to say and how to act

1707
01:22:18,876 --> 01:22:20,085
in order to make friends,

1708
01:22:20,835 --> 01:22:22,543
and it worked.

1709
01:22:25,543 --> 01:22:29,335
She instilled confidence in me
when I had none.

1710
01:22:30,710 --> 01:22:32,668
I was just an insecure hater

1711
01:22:32,751 --> 01:22:38,043
who hid in the corner judging all of you
for just being normal teenagers.

1712
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:43,793
But, I mean, none of us are--
are normal, really.

1713
01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:49,293
We're all flawed and insecure
and beautiful and ugly--

1714
01:22:49,876 --> 01:22:51,585
-You're not ugly.
-Oh, you either.

1715
01:22:51,668 --> 01:22:54,293
I couldn't see that from inside
my closed-minded shell.

1716
01:22:55,710 --> 01:22:56,876
Capri changed that.

1717
01:22:58,085 --> 01:22:59,168
Capri was special.

1718
01:23:00,210 --> 01:23:01,293
And I'm…

1719
01:23:04,835 --> 01:23:05,918
Wrap it up.

1720
01:23:06,418 --> 01:23:07,751
…just a freak show.

1721
01:23:08,335 --> 01:23:11,418
-[person 1] Boo! You suck!
-[person 2] What a fake.

1722
01:23:11,501 --> 01:23:14,710
Hey, Ghost Cheerleader,
can you, like, turn the music back on?

1723
01:23:14,793 --> 01:23:15,960
All right, posers.

1724
01:23:16,043 --> 01:23:18,501
-Put your mother freakin' hands up! Yeah!
-[all cheer]

1725
01:23:18,585 --> 01:23:22,251
[pop music playing]

1726
01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:27,418
-[cheering]
-Yeah!

1727
01:23:30,793 --> 01:23:32,710
[person] Cannonball!

1728
01:23:33,293 --> 01:23:34,751
[cheering]

1729
01:23:39,626 --> 01:23:41,126
[pop music fades, ends]

1730
01:23:51,335 --> 01:23:52,585
[blows]

1731
01:24:14,335 --> 01:24:15,835
[bell rings]

1732
01:24:18,501 --> 01:24:21,501
You'd think the ghost of
a dead cheerleader crashing her own party

1733
01:24:21,585 --> 01:24:22,876
would result in total chaos.

1734
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:26,293
But people like to find
an explanation for the inexplicable.

1735
01:24:26,376 --> 01:24:29,710
No, I'm telling you, dude,
someone laced the keg with Molly.

1736
01:24:29,793 --> 01:24:31,501
Brody told me.

1737
01:24:31,585 --> 01:24:34,626
But there were magnets attached
to the bottom of the Ouija Board.

1738
01:24:34,710 --> 01:24:36,626
I saw 'em when it flew over my head.

1739
01:24:37,210 --> 01:24:40,460
And others seem to simply ignore
what they cannot understand.

1740
01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:43,293
You missed an epic party, bro.
You hear what happened?

1741
01:24:43,376 --> 01:24:45,626
Coop streaked the crowd
and cannonballed into the pool.

1742
01:24:45,710 --> 01:24:46,835
[jock chuckles]

1743
01:24:48,293 --> 01:24:49,543
[Darby] <i>In the span of a month,</i>

1744
01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:51,085
- <i>I'd gone from…</i>
-[person] It's her!

1745
01:24:51,168 --> 01:24:52,335
<i>…invisible,</i>

1746
01:24:53,001 --> 01:24:54,543
<i>to queen bee,</i>

1747
01:24:55,460 --> 01:24:57,168
<i>to social poison.</i>

1748
01:24:58,876 --> 01:24:59,876
[shutter clicks]

1749
01:25:02,376 --> 01:25:04,085
[person] She totally lost her shit.

1750
01:25:05,251 --> 01:25:08,210
[kitty katxox]
<i>"Oh, my God. That is all Facetune."</i>

1751
01:25:08,293 --> 01:25:11,126
[Taylor] <i>You pretend to see dead people.
Hashtag cancel Darby Harper.</i>

1752
01:25:14,335 --> 01:25:16,793
[Darby] <i>The phrase,
"I wouldn't be caught dead with you"</i>

1753
01:25:16,876 --> 01:25:19,085
<i>has never been more accurate.</i>

1754
01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:32,668
[sighs] It's so weird to admit it now.

1755
01:25:32,751 --> 01:25:34,460
But you're my best--

1756
01:25:36,085 --> 01:25:37,835
My only friend.

1757
01:25:38,501 --> 01:25:41,293
Oh, come on. You don't wanna hurt
Gary's feelings, now, do you?

1758
01:25:42,001 --> 01:25:43,876
[scoffs] You're still here?

1759
01:25:44,543 --> 01:25:45,543
Yeah.

1760
01:25:46,251 --> 01:25:48,293
After you left the party, I realized…

1761
01:25:50,168 --> 01:25:52,126
I shouldn't have forced you
to become someone else

1762
01:25:52,210 --> 01:25:53,876
just so I could have a stupid party.

1763
01:25:55,126 --> 01:25:56,251
Sorry.

1764
01:25:56,335 --> 01:25:58,668
[inhales sharply]
Yeah, it was a pretty stupid party.

1765
01:25:58,751 --> 01:26:00,001
[chuckles]

1766
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:04,376
But, hey, at least
I got a cool pet out of it.

1767
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:06,835
-[dove cooing]
-[gasps]

1768
01:26:07,585 --> 01:26:08,876
[Darby] I named it Capricorn.

1769
01:26:10,835 --> 01:26:12,835
God, I can't believe I acted like

1770
01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,793
some kind of pathetic
attention-seeking haunter.

1771
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,085
Flying around?

1772
01:26:18,168 --> 01:26:19,626
Scaring high schoolers? Ugh.

1773
01:26:19,710 --> 01:26:20,835
[sighs]

1774
01:26:20,918 --> 01:26:22,585
[Capri] And now James is a mess.

1775
01:26:22,668 --> 01:26:26,251
He sits in front of a Ouija Board all day
and lays out cookies at night.

1776
01:26:26,335 --> 01:26:27,751
Like I'm Santa Claus or something.

1777
01:26:27,835 --> 01:26:28,835
Oh.

1778
01:26:29,543 --> 01:26:30,543
[Capri] Yeah.

1779
01:26:31,876 --> 01:26:33,501
Well, if it makes you feel any better,

1780
01:26:33,585 --> 01:26:35,918
I've totally blown it
with the guy I actually do like.

1781
01:26:36,001 --> 01:26:37,085
Wait, what?

1782
01:26:37,918 --> 01:26:39,668
I never got coffee with the donut.

1783
01:26:40,251 --> 01:26:41,293
Donut?

1784
01:26:41,876 --> 01:26:43,876
The guy you called social suicide.

1785
01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:45,626
Oh, God.

1786
01:26:46,418 --> 01:26:50,501
Don't listen to me,
or Taylor or Bree or Piper.

1787
01:26:51,168 --> 01:26:52,168
We're full of shit.

1788
01:26:53,210 --> 01:26:55,335
You're the one who should decide
who and what you like.

1789
01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:57,501
I'm digging this woke Barbie vibe.

1790
01:26:57,585 --> 01:26:59,293
[chuckles] Thanks. She's new.

1791
01:27:01,126 --> 01:27:02,585
How are you feeling about moving on?

1792
01:27:03,376 --> 01:27:05,835
I'm… [sighs] …so ready.

1793
01:27:06,418 --> 01:27:08,376
I've already confronted my worst fear.

1794
01:27:08,460 --> 01:27:10,585
Being in the same outfit
for more than a week.

1795
01:27:10,668 --> 01:27:12,251
[sighs]

1796
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,960
Anyway,

1797
01:27:15,126 --> 01:27:18,293
I felt pretty terrible about what I said
about your mom the other night.

1798
01:27:18,876 --> 01:27:21,960
And it made me realize
how selfish I've been all these years.

1799
01:27:22,043 --> 01:27:23,793
So I did some asking around.

1800
01:27:24,376 --> 01:27:25,376
And--

1801
01:27:25,460 --> 01:27:26,460
[whooshing]

1802
01:27:27,335 --> 01:27:28,335
[Mom] Hi, Darby.

1803
01:27:30,793 --> 01:27:31,876
[Darby] You did stay.

1804
01:27:33,376 --> 01:27:35,001
-Yes.
-But you never--

1805
01:27:35,085 --> 01:27:36,626
I never wanted to leave you.

1806
01:27:38,043 --> 01:27:39,043
[sighs]

1807
01:27:39,626 --> 01:27:42,585
I tried to move on. But…

1808
01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:45,460
I wanted to make sure that you'd be okay…

1809
01:27:47,210 --> 01:27:49,043
and open up your heart to people again.

1810
01:27:49,126 --> 01:27:50,335
[chuckles]

1811
01:27:51,210 --> 01:27:52,376
Living people.

1812
01:27:52,460 --> 01:27:53,460
[chuckles]

1813
01:27:54,793 --> 01:27:55,793
And you have.

1814
01:27:58,876 --> 01:28:00,626
You were my unfinished business, Darby.

1815
01:28:00,710 --> 01:28:01,710
[sobs]

1816
01:28:04,085 --> 01:28:05,376
[inhales sharply]

1817
01:28:11,293 --> 01:28:14,460
[seagulls calling]

1818
01:28:14,543 --> 01:28:16,376
[Capri] Do you believe in reincarnation?

1819
01:28:17,335 --> 01:28:18,751
I was pretty fortunate in this life,

1820
01:28:18,835 --> 01:28:21,126
so I figure in the next one,
I'll level up and be…

1821
01:28:21,626 --> 01:28:23,835
-the next Meghan Markle or something.
-[chuckles]

1822
01:28:27,293 --> 01:28:31,668
Promise you'll look after James
and let him know that I moved on?

1823
01:28:32,918 --> 01:28:34,043
Yeah, I promise.

1824
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:41,876
Thank you for forcibly

1825
01:28:43,043 --> 01:28:45,001
and, at times, somewhat violently

1826
01:28:45,668 --> 01:28:47,168
pushing me out of my cocoon.

1827
01:28:47,668 --> 01:28:51,835
You are definitely the coolest,
most special-est person I've ever met.

1828
01:28:53,251 --> 01:28:54,918
Right back at you. Seriously.

1829
01:28:55,001 --> 01:28:56,043
Obviously.

1830
01:28:56,126 --> 01:28:57,710
[chuckles]

1831
01:29:09,085 --> 01:29:10,085
[chuckles]

1832
01:29:14,168 --> 01:29:15,293
[sighs]

1833
01:29:16,293 --> 01:29:17,460
Bye, bitch.

1834
01:29:30,585 --> 01:29:32,501
[Darby] <i>You know,
I don't consider high school</i>

1835
01:29:32,585 --> 01:29:34,210
<i>to be so torturous anymore.</i>

1836
01:29:34,293 --> 01:29:35,293
[James] Hey, Harper.

1837
01:29:35,376 --> 01:29:38,168
<i>My fake boyfriend turned out
to be a real friend.</i>

1838
01:29:38,251 --> 01:29:40,043
-[Darby] Harris.
-Yeah!

1839
01:29:40,126 --> 01:29:41,126
-Whoa!
-[laughs]

1840
01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:43,501
<i>And I stayed in cheer.</i>

1841
01:29:44,126 --> 01:29:47,335
<i>It makes me feel closer
to a couple pretty important people.</i>

1842
01:29:52,501 --> 01:29:54,001
[Gary] Hey, Darby.

1843
01:29:55,710 --> 01:29:56,751
Hey, Gary.

1844
01:29:57,210 --> 01:29:58,251
[Gary] Been a while.

1845
01:29:59,626 --> 01:30:00,626
Uh...

1846
01:30:01,126 --> 01:30:05,043
Listen, I-I wanna apologize
for the way I behaved.

1847
01:30:05,126 --> 01:30:06,793
What are you talking about?
You kidding me?

1848
01:30:06,876 --> 01:30:09,835
Come on. This-- This stuff
can get pretty confusing, right?

1849
01:30:09,918 --> 01:30:11,168
-Yeah.
-[chuckles]

1850
01:30:11,251 --> 01:30:12,751
Hey, by the way, you know.

1851
01:30:13,501 --> 01:30:16,626
They took Linda to a hospice.
She doesn't have long.

1852
01:30:17,251 --> 01:30:18,251
Wow.

1853
01:30:18,793 --> 01:30:21,210
-Gary, that's fantastic news. [chuckles]
-I know.

1854
01:30:21,293 --> 01:30:24,876
I know, I know, now we can finally
blow this pop stand, and--

1855
01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:26,626
and be together again.

1856
01:30:29,251 --> 01:30:31,085
-[smacks lips]
-Oh, shoot.

1857
01:30:31,168 --> 01:30:34,710
Um, I feel horrible about never
delivering that message for Mel.

1858
01:30:34,793 --> 01:30:36,543
-Oh.
-Do you know where his son lives?

1859
01:30:36,626 --> 01:30:40,251
That's okay, the, uh,
the donut took care of that.

1860
01:30:40,335 --> 01:30:41,751
-The what?
-The donut.

1861
01:30:41,835 --> 01:30:42,835
What do you--

1862
01:30:42,918 --> 01:30:46,418
-[Alex] Hey, Gary. Looking good.
-[Gary] Thanks. [chuckles]

1863
01:30:46,501 --> 01:30:49,251
-See you.
-[Alex] Take it easy, man.

1864
01:30:49,335 --> 01:30:50,335
[Darby] What?

1865
01:30:50,418 --> 01:30:52,293
Wait, you can see him too?

1866
01:30:53,751 --> 01:30:55,918
-Yeah.
-Why didn't you tell me?

1867
01:30:56,001 --> 01:30:57,210
I tried.

1868
01:30:57,293 --> 01:30:59,210
My first day here
I saw you talking to Gary.

1869
01:30:59,293 --> 01:31:01,418
But not something you just blurt out.

1870
01:31:01,501 --> 01:31:05,668
Then I tried to get you someplace private
to tell you, and you didn't show up.

1871
01:31:06,751 --> 01:31:07,751
Right.

1872
01:31:07,835 --> 01:31:09,626
Well, but-- but how?

1873
01:31:09,710 --> 01:31:12,710
I was in a coma last year
after a pretty bad car accident,

1874
01:31:12,793 --> 01:31:14,043
and when I woke up,

1875
01:31:14,126 --> 01:31:16,835
I became really good friends
with the guy in the bed next to me,

1876
01:31:17,335 --> 01:31:19,376
only to realize he had died
two days earlier.

1877
01:31:20,251 --> 01:31:21,210
Wow.

1878
01:31:21,293 --> 01:31:23,918
The head shrinker said it was
a psychotic hallucination.

1879
01:31:24,001 --> 01:31:25,335
-My parents freaked out.
-[scoffs]

1880
01:31:25,418 --> 01:31:26,585
Took me out of school.

1881
01:31:27,668 --> 01:31:30,168
I got so good at pretending
not to see the dead

1882
01:31:30,251 --> 01:31:32,543
that the dead didn't even know
I could see them.

1883
01:31:34,335 --> 01:31:36,376
You know, helping Mel cross over,

1884
01:31:36,460 --> 01:31:41,043
it was like, finally,
this curse felt like it could be a gift.

1885
01:31:42,835 --> 01:31:45,835
Yeah, uh, wow.

1886
01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:48,085
Look, I just need a second.

1887
01:31:49,043 --> 01:31:50,168
I can't believe this.

1888
01:31:50,251 --> 01:31:52,960
I mean, I've never been able
to talk to anyone about this.

1889
01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:56,710
Well, anyone that's living anyway,
except you, but you're not really here.

1890
01:31:56,793 --> 01:31:58,626
You're wherever you are. [chuckles]

1891
01:31:58,710 --> 01:32:00,543
Who are you talk-- Oh.

1892
01:32:02,126 --> 01:32:03,126
Hi. [chuckles]

1893
01:32:03,793 --> 01:32:06,001
Wait, you-- you can see them too?

1894
01:32:06,501 --> 01:32:07,751
Yeah, sure. I see them,

1895
01:32:07,835 --> 01:32:09,001
and I see them.

1896
01:32:11,543 --> 01:32:12,543
And I see you,

1897
01:32:13,751 --> 01:32:15,085
Darby Harper.

1898
01:32:15,168 --> 01:32:16,376
[chuckles]

1899
01:32:17,501 --> 01:32:21,293
Well, I'm reopening my business
and currently taking applications.

1900
01:32:21,376 --> 01:32:24,251
Well, I-I was an assistant manager
at Jamba Juice.

1901
01:32:24,335 --> 01:32:26,126
Wow, impressive.

1902
01:32:26,210 --> 01:32:27,210
Reason for leaving?

1903
01:32:27,293 --> 01:32:29,751
Got committed to a psych ward
for seeing dead people.

1904
01:32:29,835 --> 01:32:31,585
-You're hired.
-It's a date.

1905
01:32:31,668 --> 01:32:32,918
[chuckles]

1906
01:32:34,626 --> 01:32:35,918
[Darby] Oh, G-- [chuckles]

1907
01:32:36,001 --> 01:32:37,085
[laughing]

1908
01:32:37,168 --> 01:32:38,543
That practice killed me.

1909
01:32:38,626 --> 01:32:40,626
[Todd] Yeah, it was brutal. [laughs]

1910
01:32:41,293 --> 01:32:42,668
I got a date with the donut.

1911
01:32:42,751 --> 01:32:43,751
Yeah, you do.

1912
01:32:44,251 --> 01:32:45,751
-Nice.
-That's so sweet.

1913
01:32:45,835 --> 01:32:47,293
-[Todd] Yeah.
-I love you.

1914
01:32:48,710 --> 01:32:49,751
[chuckles]

1915
01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:53,460
[sighs]

1916
01:32:58,960 --> 01:32:59,960
[Darby] Hey, what's that?

1917
01:33:00,460 --> 01:33:03,210
That is a light kit for your videos.

1918
01:33:03,293 --> 01:33:04,751
So you can get your glamour on.

1919
01:33:04,835 --> 01:33:09,418
Oh. [chuckles] Thanks, Dad.
You're the best. But…

1920
01:33:10,335 --> 01:33:12,001
Uh, you can return it though.

1921
01:33:12,085 --> 01:33:14,251
-I'm not making those videos anymore.
-Why not?

1922
01:33:14,335 --> 01:33:18,710
Mostly because social media makes us feel
insecure about the way we look

1923
01:33:18,793 --> 01:33:21,918
for the sole purpose of selling us
stuff we don't need. [chuckles]

1924
01:33:22,001 --> 01:33:25,460
Oh, now that
is the Darby Harper that I know.

1925
01:33:25,543 --> 01:33:26,876
-[chuckles]
-[Dad] So,

1926
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:29,585
are you going out with your friends
for dinner tonight?

1927
01:33:30,460 --> 01:33:35,793
Actually, I was thinking maybe we could
order pizza and share stories.

1928
01:33:40,710 --> 01:33:41,960
[Mom chuckles]

1929
01:33:44,335 --> 01:33:46,251
[Darby] We should do that together.

1930
01:33:46,335 --> 01:33:49,043
[Dad] Mm-hmm. I don't know if I could.

1931
01:33:49,126 --> 01:33:50,585
[Darby] You could.

1932
01:33:53,001 --> 01:33:54,501
Oh, that was before we moved.

1933
01:33:55,126 --> 01:33:56,710
-Yeah.
-That was the best.

1934
01:34:00,751 --> 01:34:02,835
The slide. We should have kept that.

1935
01:34:03,418 --> 01:34:04,751
[speaks indistinctly]

1936
01:34:41,043 --> 01:34:42,960
[sighs] Ah, that was so fun.

1937
01:34:46,876 --> 01:34:47,960
Wait, me too?

1938
01:34:58,251 --> 01:34:59,668
Hey. How are you?

1939
01:34:59,751 --> 01:35:01,251
I'm fine. How are you?

1940
01:35:11,626 --> 01:35:12,751
Get a room.

1941
01:35:14,918 --> 01:35:16,001
[chuckles]