[growls]
[fizzles, zaps]
[snarls]
[thunder rumbles]
[epic theme playing]
[intense music plays]
[battle cry]
-[grunting] -[Jun laughs]
-You'll have to do better than that, Kullersen.
-Oh-ho-ho, I'm about to unleash my inner Viking on you!
[cheering, laughter]
[electronic noises]
[growls]
-Feathers, wait, wait!
No, ugh!
TOM: [laughs] You'll never catch me, Wong!
[grunting, laughter]
-Hmm... Wow. You got a big heart, girl.
[battle cries]
[yells, grunts]
[laughs]
-Well, that didn't quite work, did it?
-Face it, Kullersen, you never stood a chance
against Jun Wong, the unconquerable!
[laughs]
[screams] I got webbed!
-Get it off of me! Get it off!
-TOM: Okay, okay, okay! Hold still.
-Come on, little dude. Let's get you somewhere safe.
-Is it off of me?! -Yeah. Yeah, you're good.
-Jun the "unconquerable"?
-In fairness, that spider was two centimeters wide.
-Doesn't matter how big it is. If it has eight legs, I don't like it.
[laughs]
TOM: Just be happy it wasn't on your head.
-[growling] -JUN: Ha-ha. Very funny, Kullersen.
[screeches]
[growling]
[sniffs] TOM: What's up, pal?
[roars, growls]
Guys... I think something's in the Lair.
-Something or someone.
-Everybody fan out.
[sniffs]
[screeches]
-[gasps] Psst, Feathers has something.
[tense music playing]
[roars]
-No, no, no! Please don't eat me, please don't eat me!
-[gasps] Eugene?!
-Pretty sweet hangout.
-[Feathers sniffs] -[laughs] Huh.
So, this is Dragon Club, huh?
You guys are so busted!
-Ugh, just get out of here, Eugene.
-Pfft, no way! Look how cool these things are.
That one sparks. Oh! That one's got two heads.
And check out this horn. [laughs]
[roars] Ah! Friendly... Not.
-Good girl. [growls]
-When you said there were dragons, Jun,
I-I didn't think you meant you all, like, have your own.
-The dragons don't belong to us, Eugene. They're our friends.
-Totally get it, Tommy.
Oh, and by the way, yours is super cool.
[roars] Ah!
-Okay, you saw the dragons. Time to go home.
-Uh, not even. I'm in the club now, right?
-I want a dragon. -Absolutely not.
-Come on! There's nothin' else to do around here.
And I always let you join me in cool things.
-You never let me play with you!
-Okay, fine, but still.
-Eugene, you can't just go and get a dragon.
It's not a car.
Guys, back me up here. He can't have one, right?
-Uh, how can I be in Dragon Club if I don't have a dragon?
-Easy. You're not in Dragon Club.
-[scoffs] I am now... or else.
-Or else what?
-I'll blow your little secret,
tell the whole world about dragons.
Check and mate, little sis. [tongue pop]
-See? He's always-- Ugh!
-Uh, can you just excuse us for one sec?
-Yes, please, talk amongst yourselves.
[roars] [whimpers]
-We're all thinking it, so I'm just gonna say it:
our dragons could eat him.
-Alex. -What?
-Okay, okay, I can't believe I'm saying this,
but, hypothetically, what if we just--
-Tom, no.
-We can't risk him spilling the secret, Jun.
-Nope. Mm-mm. Not happening.
-I don't know, man. Look at that guy.
-[yelps] -[screeches]
-[grunts] Hey!
-You want him on the team?
-I'm telling you, he's a menace. -I know, I know.
But imagine how much damage he can do
running around blabbing about the dragons.
At least if he has one of his own, he might wanna protect it.
-I still don't think we should take eating him off the table.
-Honestly, what dragon would even bond with him?
-That's it.
-What's it? -Uh-oh. I smell a Tom idea.
-Eugene! Okay, here's the deal. Hear me out. -I'm listening.
-It's not really up to us whether you get a dragon.
-Uh, then who's it up to?
-The dragon... It has to accept you.
-Right, so if you can bond with one, you can join the club. Good luck.
-And if you can't, then ya go home and keep your mouth shut.
-Or we'll feed you to the dra--
-Whattaya think?
-I think you're on! [laughs]
This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Not cheesecake, though. I'm lactose intolerant.
Ah! [struggles] Hold still, dragon!
You want me to fall off?!
Come on, Jun, make this thing chill out.
-Chill him out, Wu.
-[shivering] Okay, I walked into that one.
-Just relax, Eugene. Let Wu and Wei do the flying.
You should be looking for a dragon.
-Uh, I am looking.
Just don't see anything sporty enough for a guy like me.
-What about that one?
-Nah, too small.
[chuckles] That one's too long.
And that one's, ugh, what am I even lookin' at?
-That's a crystal.
-Yeah, too crystally.
-This is a waste of time.
Ugh, sorry it didn't work out, bro. We'll take you home.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jun Bug, slow your roll.
I'm just warmin' up.
Why don't ya trade in this dude for a much cooler rider, huh?
-The places we could go together!
-[roars]
-It's not about finding a cool-looking dragon.
-It's about connection and trust.
Showing the dragon who you really are, and in return, it does the same.
-Like I said, waste of time.
* *
-Oh, down there!
Aw, that one's got Eugene written all over it. [laughs]
[snoring]
Ho, ho, ho! Now that's a dragon!
-Uh, wait a sec, Eugene.
You've gotta be careful around those types of dragons.
-Pfft, you just don't want me havin' a cooler dragon than you.
-This should be good. Mm. -Jun's not lying, Eugene.
Watch yourself.
[snoring] EUGENE: Sup, drago?
[laughs] I'm gonna look so awesome riding on your back.
[grunting]
[yelps, yells]
-ALL: Ooh! -That's gotta hurt.
-Maybe I'll keep shopping. [thump]
Well? I don't see anything.
-[shivering] -Eugene, stay still.
Reach out your hand... Calmly.
-And-- -[loud roar]
[screams]
-[shivering] -You were so close, Eugene.
-Right up until the point you fainted and face planted.
[yelps]
[croaks]
-Aw, come on!
Is this thing even a dragon?
-Do I ride it, or does it ride me? -[chuckles]
Hello? Hello? [snaps] Hey. Over here.
[gurgles]
He doesn't even know where he is.
[munching] Huh?
[yells] Stop, stop! Get back!
Huh?
Ah!
[yells]
-[grunts] Aw, you okay?
Did that mean Eugene scare you?
-Him?! What about me?! -Face it.
You obviously aren't cut out for this.
-I can do anything you can do. I wanna go again.
And this time, you're gonna tell me your secret dragon whisper magic.
-There's no magic to this, Eugene.
-They can tell when someone's being a jerk.
You're not dragon rider material.
-[sputtering] Jerk? Me? Oh, that does it.
Kiss your dragon secret goodbye, losers.
I'm gonna need a ride back.
-[Jun groans] -[dragon roars]
Uh, yeah, so maybe we should come back later? [yelps]
-Come on! -Wait!
What was that noise? Where are we going?!
[suspenseful music playing]
-What are those things? -Flame Throwers.
-What are they doing this far into the Crystal Realm?
TOM: I don't know. This is way outside of their territory.
-Yeah, so let's escort these troublemakers back to where they belong.
-W-W-W-Wait. We're getting closer to them?
-Those little dragons need help. -This is kind of our thing.
-JUN: Let's go, dragon riders. -[Eugene yells]
* *
-D, left! Alex, right! Jun-- -On it!
[Eugene yelling]
-You can just let me off any time. -Too late.
-Oh, why did you drag me along on this stupid mission?!
-"Drag you along"?
You blackmailed us into bringing you down here.
-Jun, heads up! [gasps]
[yelling, grunting]
[breathing heavily]
-Agh! Eugene!
-What?! I didn't do anything! I'm literally just sitting here!
-Guys... we're supposed to be fighting the Flame Throwers, not each other.
-Focus up! -[beeping]
-It's my sensors.
Uh, looks like there's another disturbance north of here.
-It could be more Flame Throwers.
-All right, let's go.
EUGENE: [groans] Can't you just take me home?
* *
-Come on, we got 'em this time!
-Feathers, grita! -[roars, screeches]
-Come here, little guy!
-Ugh, those flaming ones are bad enough.
Get that little devil away from me.
-[bites] -Ah!
[grunts] Ah!
[yells]
Ah. [mumbling]
-Eugene, get back here!
Watch this little guy.
[breathing heavily, grunting]
Eugene, look out!
[yelps]
[screams]
[grunting]
[gasping]
No!
[croaks]
[screeches]
[roars]
-[sighs] There they go again.
-Whoa, Jun. That was pretty awesome.
-[Jun breathing heavily] -Is he okay?
-Yeah, he'll be all right. Just got a minor singed wing.
-Look what you did.
-Me?! I was tryin' to escape with my life!
-TOM: All right, enough. -[both growling]
We're dragon Riders. We watch out for each other.
That way nobody gets hurt.
-[beeping] -We got another one.
-Flame Throwers again? -I'd say it's likely,
but this location seems way too deep
in the Crystal Realm for them.
-That doesn't make sense. -Uh, newsflash: none of this makes sense.
-Okay, whatever's going on, let's figure it out.
[grunting]
-There you go, little guy. Eat two fish and call me in the morning.
[beeping]
ALEX: Oh, that's not ominous at all.
D'ANGELO: The Flame Throwers are circling those spires.
They shouldn't even be here.
-Maybe that's the clue to what they're doing in the Crystal Realm.
We need to get closer. They'll see us coming from the sky. Let's go on foot.
-Yeah, uh, that's cool. I'll stay back here. Thanks.
-Fine. Take your chances alone.
-Fine. I will. And my chances are awesome.
-[dragon roars] -Ah! They can probably use my help.
Yeah, let's go.
* *
-Stay low.
-So, I do this, I get in the club, right?
-What? You've been begging to go home the whole time.
You don't even like me. Why do you even want to join us?
-Maybe I just wanna be a part of something.
Is that so hard to understand?
-Everything you're a part of, Eugene, crashes and burns.
This is too important.
Bond with a dragon, or go home and keep your mouth shut. That was the deal.
-Maybe I would've bonded with one already
if you weren't working against me.
-[gasps] Maybe I wouldn't work against you
if you weren't always working against me.
-Well, maybe I'll just tell Mom anyway.
-Why are you like this? -TOM: Shh!
-Are you guys trying to blow our cover?
-Do I have to separate you two?
BOTH: No.
-Just be quiet and we'll get through this and go home.
-What... is... that?
-I'm not six anymore, Eugene. Not falling for that one.
-Seriously, Jun! -[Jun gasps]
-Ah! -Incoming!
-Look out! -Hide!
[panting, grunting]
[yelling]
* *
[breathing heavily]
-Whoa!
What was that thing?!
-It's a Spider dragon!
Where did it go? Where did it go?!
-It doesn't look like a spider.
-It has eight legs! That's a spider in my book.
Ugh, ugh, I hate them!
-[dragon roars] -[Eugene gasps]
TOM: More of them?
This must be how they're getting into the Crystal Realm!
They're takin' a shortcut somehow.
They could overrun this place.
[both panting]
-Jun, I'm not good at this, okay? There, I said it!
-Look, I need you to keep it together. -I can't!
That spider thing is still out there somewhere... in the dark.
-Don't forget the Flame Eaters.
-Throwers. And you're not helping.
[Jun panting]
-Jun, come on, let's go.
I'm really freaked out. Get up, please!
-I... I can't.
[dragon roars]
-[gasps] -[screeches]
-We gotta leave. Now! Come on!
[Jun panting]
-We have to seal up that lava flow
before more of these Flame Throwers get through.
-Me and P are on it. Right, girl?
* *
-[gasps] -Fall back!
[growling, screeching]
-[grunting] Come on! This way!
[grunting]
-This is a dead-end!
-Oh, I'm sorry,
should I have not saved us from being barbecued?
Someone needed to make a decision!
-Yeah, instead, we get eaten! Big improvement!
* *
-Look out!
[screams]
[panting]
[sighs]
-Huh, huh? -[roars]
-[both panicking] -No, no, no, no, no, no!
-Huh? -[growls]
* *
[screeching]
ALEX: Where are Jun and Eugene?
TOM: They're going to have to take care of themselves.
We have our hands full.
[all grunt]
[growling]
[gasps]
[Jun panicking]
-Back off, spidey! Snack time's over!
[roars]
Ah! I take that back!
Do whatever you want, just don't swallow me!
-[roars] -Ah!
Ahh!
[Eugene panting]
-Eugene! -[grunts] Whoa!
Ah!
[grunting]
Yeah! Take that you flame eatin' thrower thing!
[roars] Whoa!
[screams]
Ekch! Gross! Get away from my face!
Watch the hair! Ah! You smell totally dank.
-[gasps] Eugene... I think it likes you.
-I wish it liked me less.
[chuckles]
-[dragons screeching] -[both gasp]
-[grunting] -Look out!
-Whoa, hey!
-Nice shot! -[screeches]
This is the weirdest, wackiest, coolest day of my life!
-We gotta help the others! -Right behind ya, sis.
Woo-hoo! [chuckles] Watch the claws.
-Tighten up, tighten up! Don't give them another inch!
-[gasps] -[screeches]
-We gotta hold our ground!
EUGENE: Oh no, you don't!
-Yeah! Web 'em up! -[screeches]
[Eugene cheering]
-Is it me, or is Eugene actually helping?
-Looks like he found himself a dragon.
-Whoa!
-Let's kick these flaming butts
back to the Fire Realm.
[grunting]
[screeching]
* *
-Get back in there!
-All right, can you patch that sucker?
-You are truly the master of webs. -[all cheering]
-We did it!
-The Wongs win the day!
[both laughing]
-BOTH: Uh! -[Eugene clears throat]
-I mean, uh, that was pretty cool.
Did anybody get it on video?
-No video! I'll print you up a manual.
-Good job, Eugene.
-[sighs] Yeah. Good job.
-Yeah. [awkward chuckle] You too.
-[both chuckling] -Yeah.
-Awkward. -[snickers]
-Jun, he did meet our challenge. -And rescue you.
-And, by proxy, us.
TOM: What's fair is fair, right?
-Fine... Provisional status.
[Eugene gasps]
-Hear that, Webmaster? We're in! [laughs]
And, um, [clears throat] look, if you stick with me,
I'll take good care of you. Promise.
[yells, grunts]
[laughing]
Okay, so I'm the leader, right?
Ah, you guys are so lucky to have me.
-[all sigh, groan] -[Eugene laughs]
[rumbling]
[roars]
* *