1 00:00:12,384 --> 00:00:13,985 -(car horn honks) -(indistinct chatter) 2 00:00:14,052 --> 00:00:16,521 MULLHULLAND: Citizens of Denver, 3 00:00:16,588 --> 00:00:19,824 we are in the middle of an environmental crisis. 4 00:00:19,891 --> 00:00:22,761 The winters are bringing less and less snow. 5 00:00:22,827 --> 00:00:25,330 And now, we are facing a drought 6 00:00:25,397 --> 00:00:28,566 due to the effects of Global ManBearPig. 7 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:30,068 -A drought? -(overlapping chatter) 8 00:00:30,135 --> 00:00:32,203 -What? No. -ManBearPig? -What? ManBearPig? 9 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:36,040 ALL of Denver's water comes from streams up in the mountains, 10 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:39,778 but now, ManBearPig has decimated these areas 11 00:00:39,844 --> 00:00:42,380 and wreaked havoc on the upper mountain streams. 12 00:00:42,447 --> 00:00:45,450 And so, effective immediately, 13 00:00:45,517 --> 00:00:46,951 we are declaring a drought 14 00:00:47,018 --> 00:00:49,220 and cutting back on all the city's water. 15 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:52,023 -No! -You can't do that! -(overlapping shouting) 16 00:00:52,090 --> 00:00:54,592 What about our homeowners' association rules? 17 00:00:54,659 --> 00:00:57,996 Some of us are required to have nice, green lawns. 18 00:00:58,062 --> 00:00:59,431 You expect us to have 19 00:00:59,497 --> 00:01:00,865 -nice, brown lawns? -(overlapping shouting) 20 00:01:00,932 --> 00:01:04,602 I own 12 golf courses in the Denver Metro area. 21 00:01:04,669 --> 00:01:07,305 You're not cutting down on my damn water. 22 00:01:07,372 --> 00:01:10,375 Have you all forgotten about the Pi Pi? 23 00:01:10,442 --> 00:01:13,611 I have Denver's largest water park. 24 00:01:13,678 --> 00:01:16,815 All water parks are 50% pee 25 00:01:16,881 --> 00:01:19,284 and 50% water. 26 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,953 You-you can't forget about a Pi Pi. 27 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,823 Nobody wants to lose the water, but we're in a drought. 28 00:01:24,889 --> 00:01:26,825 -(shouting stops) -MULHULLAND: There simply isn't 29 00:01:26,891 --> 00:01:29,794 enough water coming to Denver from up in the mountains. 30 00:01:29,861 --> 00:01:31,729 And the water up there is being used 31 00:01:31,796 --> 00:01:33,398 for farms and agriculture. 32 00:01:33,465 --> 00:01:36,734 What kind of agriculture? 33 00:01:37,502 --> 00:01:39,737 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:41,506 --> 00:01:44,309 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 35 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:45,610 ♪ Da, da, da, da. ♪ 36 00:01:45,677 --> 00:01:47,245 How's it looking? 37 00:01:47,312 --> 00:01:49,547 They still look dry. 38 00:01:49,614 --> 00:01:52,684 Okay, then I'm gonna open the reserves. 39 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:55,620 ♪ If you ain't taking care of business ♪ 40 00:01:55,687 --> 00:01:59,324 ♪ This you must expect... ♪ 41 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:01,159 Yeah! 42 00:02:01,226 --> 00:02:03,895 ♪ When it's wet ♪ 43 00:02:03,962 --> 00:02:07,165 ♪ Oh, come on... ♪ 44 00:02:07,232 --> 00:02:09,467 (laughing) 45 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,305 ♪ Oh! ♪ 46 00:02:14,372 --> 00:02:16,307 ♪ Come on ♪ 47 00:02:16,374 --> 00:02:18,743 ♪ Oh! Yeah ♪ 48 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,713 ♪ Slippery when it's wet ♪ 49 00:02:21,779 --> 00:02:24,482 ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 50 00:02:24,549 --> 00:02:26,684 ♪ Slippery when it's wet ♪ 51 00:02:26,751 --> 00:02:29,454 ♪ Slippery, slippery ♪ 52 00:02:29,521 --> 00:02:31,322 ♪ Slippery when it's wet. ♪ 53 00:02:31,389 --> 00:02:33,625 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:41,099 (overlapping chatter, laughter) 55 00:02:41,165 --> 00:02:43,501 CARTMAN: Yeah, and so, and so then, so then 56 00:02:43,568 --> 00:02:45,036 Clyde said that if a chick uses hairspray, 57 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:46,971 you can actually light her head on fire. 58 00:02:47,038 --> 00:02:48,506 Nuh-uh. 59 00:02:48,573 --> 00:02:50,775 Yeah-huh, Tolkien. You guys want to see? 60 00:02:50,842 --> 00:02:52,343 Kenny, do you have matches? 61 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:54,712 Yeah, of course I have matches. 62 00:02:54,779 --> 00:02:56,581 Check this out, you guys. 63 00:03:00,051 --> 00:03:02,554 -BUS DRIVER: Eric Cartman. -(bus brakes) 64 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,389 Eric Cartman. 65 00:03:04,455 --> 00:03:06,591 What? You're ruining it. 66 00:03:06,658 --> 00:03:09,260 This is your stop. 67 00:03:09,327 --> 00:03:12,997 Oh. Right. 68 00:03:13,064 --> 00:03:14,966 Scuse-scuse me. 69 00:03:20,271 --> 00:03:22,140 Hey. Hey, guys. 70 00:03:22,206 --> 00:03:25,476 You want to come hang out at my house for a bit? 71 00:03:26,311 --> 00:03:28,513 Uh, no, that's cool. 72 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,915 It's not my fault that my mom lost her job 73 00:03:30,982 --> 00:03:33,451 and we had to move, you guys. It's really not so bad. 74 00:03:33,518 --> 00:03:36,087 Uh, yeah, maybe some other time. 75 00:03:36,154 --> 00:03:37,722 CARTMAN: My house is cool, you guys. 76 00:03:37,789 --> 00:03:40,391 -Kenny, you want to come chill? -I'm cool, dude. 77 00:03:41,192 --> 00:03:43,628 It's still way better than your house, Kenny! 78 00:03:43,695 --> 00:03:45,897 'Cause your family's poor! 79 00:03:46,831 --> 00:03:49,834 Your family's poor, Kenny. 80 00:03:53,938 --> 00:03:56,341 Hi, honey. How was school? 81 00:03:56,407 --> 00:03:59,077 Fuck you, Mom. 82 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,522 You doing anything, Tolkien? 83 00:04:11,589 --> 00:04:13,491 You want to come over to my house, play a board game? 84 00:04:13,558 --> 00:04:16,060 Oh, um, I should probably go home. 85 00:04:16,127 --> 00:04:18,830 Well, okay, you want to play a game over at your house? 86 00:04:18,896 --> 00:04:20,932 Yeah, uh, I-I don't know. 87 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,668 Sorry, I'm just... not in the best mood, I guess. 88 00:04:23,735 --> 00:04:27,338 Hey, are you still worried about Karen? 89 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:28,606 Yeah. 90 00:04:28,673 --> 00:04:30,141 Yeah, me, too. 91 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,776 But we all have to try to just be happy, you know? 92 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:33,578 No matter what happens with Karen. 93 00:04:33,645 --> 00:04:35,847 You're right. Okay, come on. 94 00:04:35,913 --> 00:04:38,349 RANDY: Hey. 95 00:04:39,117 --> 00:04:41,352 Stan, where do you think you're going? 96 00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:43,521 I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house 97 00:04:43,588 --> 00:04:44,622 for a bit, Karen. 98 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:46,257 No, you're not. 99 00:04:46,324 --> 00:04:48,259 Yes, I am, Karen. 100 00:04:48,326 --> 00:04:49,594 You better knock that off. 101 00:04:49,661 --> 00:04:51,562 I don't want you playing with Tolkien. 102 00:04:51,629 --> 00:04:53,197 Karen, just come back inside. 103 00:04:53,264 --> 00:04:55,433 I've told you I don't want our son 104 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,901 hanging out with those people. 105 00:04:56,968 --> 00:04:59,671 And exactly what do you mean by "those people"? 106 00:04:59,737 --> 00:05:01,239 I mean traitors 107 00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:04,609 who I hired to give my weed more street cred, 108 00:05:04,676 --> 00:05:07,345 and then go out and open their own weed business. 109 00:05:07,412 --> 00:05:09,347 You're not the only weed grower in this valley. 110 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:11,883 But I was supposed to be the only Black one. 111 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:14,652 WATER COMMISSIONER: Excuse me. 112 00:05:16,387 --> 00:05:18,356 You the owners of these farms? 113 00:05:18,423 --> 00:05:20,358 I own Tegridy Weed, 114 00:05:20,425 --> 00:05:22,827 the original marijuana farm on this street. 115 00:05:22,894 --> 00:05:24,896 Okay, and your name is... 116 00:05:24,962 --> 00:05:27,165 His name is Karen Marsh. 117 00:05:27,231 --> 00:05:30,968 You better get that fucking name out your fucking mouth. 118 00:05:31,035 --> 00:05:34,706 Well, gentlemen, I'm the Water Commissioner. 119 00:05:34,772 --> 00:05:37,942 Colorado Division of Water Resources. 120 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:40,478 I'm here to find out exactly what's going on 121 00:05:40,545 --> 00:05:43,381 with the city's water. Weed? 122 00:05:43,448 --> 00:05:45,049 The city's water? 123 00:05:45,116 --> 00:05:47,685 Well, you see, the water here is supposed to make its way 124 00:05:47,752 --> 00:05:50,722 to all the thirsty people down in Denver. 125 00:05:50,788 --> 00:05:53,091 And, uh... 126 00:05:53,157 --> 00:05:56,394 Well, there's a lot of thirsty people down there. 127 00:05:56,461 --> 00:05:58,463 I just want to see how much you farmers 128 00:05:58,529 --> 00:05:59,831 are actually using. 129 00:05:59,897 --> 00:06:01,265 Okay, well, we can show you... 130 00:06:01,332 --> 00:06:03,267 Well, you should check out his fucking farm. 131 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:05,536 If you're, if you're gonna check out anyone's water, 132 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:06,738 it should be his. 133 00:06:06,804 --> 00:06:09,841 All right, maybe I'll do that. 134 00:06:10,675 --> 00:06:12,310 (car door opens, closes) 135 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:14,412 (engine starts) 136 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:24,555 CARTMAN: ♪ I live in a hot dog ♪ 137 00:06:24,622 --> 00:06:27,759 ♪ On a lonely old hill ♪ 138 00:06:27,825 --> 00:06:30,595 ♪ People make fun of me ♪ 139 00:06:30,661 --> 00:06:33,798 ♪ And that's not cool ♪ 140 00:06:33,865 --> 00:06:37,034 ♪ I'm isolated from my friends ♪ 141 00:06:37,101 --> 00:06:39,470 ♪ Against my will ♪ 142 00:06:40,238 --> 00:06:42,774 ♪ My possessions are now condiments ♪ 143 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,209 ♪ And that is not cool ♪ 144 00:06:45,276 --> 00:06:48,279 ♪ And I don't want to live like this ♪ 145 00:06:48,346 --> 00:06:51,783 ♪ You don't know how I feel ♪ 146 00:06:51,849 --> 00:06:54,018 ♪ I've got no room to grow ♪ 147 00:06:54,085 --> 00:06:57,688 ♪ And it is just so not cool ♪ 148 00:06:57,755 --> 00:07:01,192 ♪ Just once in my life, I'd like cool stuff to happen ♪ 149 00:07:01,259 --> 00:07:04,829 ♪ Everything keeps changing, and I'm not adapting ♪ 150 00:07:04,896 --> 00:07:08,232 ♪ I'm crying like a girl, and it's super not cool ♪ 151 00:07:08,299 --> 00:07:12,236 ♪ And I just want something cool to happen ♪ 152 00:07:12,303 --> 00:07:14,772 ♪ To me ♪ 153 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:16,908 ♪ I've lived through such pain ♪ 154 00:07:16,974 --> 00:07:18,676 ♪ The word's been so cruel ♪ 155 00:07:18,743 --> 00:07:21,712 ♪ Something's got to happen, something that's cool ♪ 156 00:07:21,779 --> 00:07:26,617 ♪ I just want something cool to happen... ♪ 157 00:07:26,684 --> 00:07:28,386 This is it, right here. 158 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:36,060 ♪ To me. ♪ 159 00:07:36,127 --> 00:07:38,429 REALTOR: Okay, right this way, Mr. Cussler. 160 00:07:38,496 --> 00:07:40,665 You are going to love this property. 161 00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:44,969 It's over 30 acres, and it's in a real up-and-coming area. 162 00:07:45,036 --> 00:07:47,905 I think you could build an amazing home here. 163 00:07:47,972 --> 00:07:51,409 Yes. Yes, I believe I could. 164 00:07:51,475 --> 00:07:53,945 REALTOR: Now, it's about an hour commute from where you are in Denver, 165 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:56,347 but I think the potential here is fabulous. 166 00:07:57,582 --> 00:08:00,151 TALNUA CUSSLER: Oh, yes. 167 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:03,120 It looks absolutely ideal. 168 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:04,655 Do you like to entertain? 169 00:08:04,722 --> 00:08:06,324 Because you could easily build a ten-bedroom house 170 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:08,559 on this property. You could have a dedicated gym, 171 00:08:08,626 --> 00:08:10,094 even a full-size movie theater. 172 00:08:10,161 --> 00:08:12,230 Full-size movie theater? 173 00:08:12,296 --> 00:08:13,965 If you want, we can walk around the property. 174 00:08:14,031 --> 00:08:15,933 -It's a bit muddy, but we can... -That won't be necessary. 175 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,337 I'll take it. Full asking price. Cash. 176 00:08:19,403 --> 00:08:20,838 Oh-oh-oh. 177 00:08:20,905 --> 00:08:23,207 Da Da. 178 00:08:24,008 --> 00:08:27,879 -(knock on door) -Yes. Come in. 179 00:08:28,946 --> 00:08:30,948 Mom said you wanted to see me. 180 00:08:31,015 --> 00:08:32,950 Yes, Shelley, have a seat. 181 00:08:33,017 --> 00:08:35,853 Close the door, please. 182 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,255 (Randy clears throat) 183 00:08:37,321 --> 00:08:40,625 I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you, Shelley. 184 00:08:40,691 --> 00:08:42,159 Um... 185 00:08:42,226 --> 00:08:45,930 Can you tell me why everyone is calling me "Karen"? 186 00:08:47,498 --> 00:08:48,966 Don't worry about it. 187 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:51,502 Well, everybody keeps calling me Karen, 188 00:08:51,569 --> 00:08:53,104 and I don't get it. 189 00:08:53,170 --> 00:08:55,273 Is it, is it, like, a joke or something? 190 00:08:55,339 --> 00:08:58,976 "Karen" is a pejorative term for a white person 191 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:01,579 who acts overly entitled and demanding. 192 00:09:03,114 --> 00:09:04,982 Okay, well, that's fucked up. 193 00:09:05,049 --> 00:09:07,551 Don't you think that's a little, like, sexist? 194 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:08,986 I didn't start it. 195 00:09:09,053 --> 00:09:10,021 Well, who did? 196 00:09:10,087 --> 00:09:11,222 The Internet. 197 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,691 So-so now somebody is a Karen 198 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:16,494 just 'cause they want to be treated with some respect? 199 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,730 I deserve to not have people walk all over me, okay? 200 00:09:19,797 --> 00:09:23,067 I have the right to call the cops when things happen. 201 00:09:23,134 --> 00:09:24,969 That's fine, Karen. 202 00:09:25,036 --> 00:09:27,371 Shelley, I deserve to not have-- 203 00:09:27,438 --> 00:09:29,540 What the fuck is he doing here? 204 00:09:29,607 --> 00:09:31,943 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 205 00:09:33,377 --> 00:09:36,614 Excuse me, this is my property. 206 00:09:36,681 --> 00:09:39,350 Your soil seems very hydrated. 207 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,052 Must be getting lots of water. 208 00:09:41,118 --> 00:09:43,354 What are you saying, that I use too much? 209 00:09:43,421 --> 00:09:47,191 I use the water that my crops need and nothing more. 210 00:09:47,258 --> 00:09:49,860 Is that a Slip 'N Slide over there? 211 00:09:52,063 --> 00:09:55,299 That is an agricultural Slip 'N Slide, yes. 212 00:09:55,366 --> 00:09:57,835 Apparently, you know nothing about farming. 213 00:09:57,902 --> 00:10:00,204 Look, if you have any excess of water, 214 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:03,174 you might actually make some money, that's all I'm saying. 215 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,209 Make money? Wait, what? 216 00:10:05,276 --> 00:10:07,545 You heard of water transfers? 217 00:10:07,611 --> 00:10:10,047 See, you have a lease to use some of the water 218 00:10:10,114 --> 00:10:12,316 from your stream here, but what you don't use, 219 00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:14,518 you could actually sell the rights to. 220 00:10:14,585 --> 00:10:16,754 I already talked to your neighbor about it. 221 00:10:16,821 --> 00:10:18,222 Yeah, well, see, the thing is, 222 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:20,157 this farm is about Tegridy, 223 00:10:20,224 --> 00:10:21,892 not stupid water rights. 224 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:24,295 And if you want to keep coming here and bugging me, 225 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,263 then I would like to speak to your manager 226 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:27,999 because you are harassing me, 227 00:10:28,065 --> 00:10:30,334 and I am important. 228 00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:34,338 Well, have a nice day, Karen. 229 00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:36,307 It's Randy! 230 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:39,677 I know what Karen means. I'm not stupid. 231 00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:43,981 (video game guns blasting) 232 00:10:44,048 --> 00:10:46,183 What the water commissioner said is true. 233 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,252 We have water rights to use 10,000 gallons 234 00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:49,787 a month off our stream. 235 00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:52,690 If we could cut back our agricultural water use by 50% 236 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:54,992 and show that our excess water is making it down 237 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:56,560 to the Denver Reservoir, 238 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,162 then we'd have the right to sell it. 239 00:10:58,229 --> 00:10:59,663 You really think so? 240 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,232 I was a financial consultant 241 00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:03,367 before I was a weed farmer-- there's potential here. 242 00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:05,302 But how do we even prove the water 243 00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:07,238 from our farms makes it all the way to Denver? 244 00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:08,939 -Raingutter regatta. -What? 245 00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:11,342 We made those little boats in online COVID camp, remember? 246 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,011 Oh, yeah. 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We did it! Yeah! -We totally did it, dude. 314 00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:40,424 As you can see, the water from Credigree Farms flows 315 00:13:40,491 --> 00:13:42,293 directly into Denver's water supply. 316 00:13:42,359 --> 00:13:45,229 Well, in that case, I suppose all your subscribers 317 00:13:45,296 --> 00:13:47,031 get to have more water from the reservoir. 318 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:48,532 Ah. Oh. 319 00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:50,868 You all make-a Pi Pi so happy. 320 00:13:50,935 --> 00:13:53,337 Now, my water park can have a-plenty a-water 321 00:13:53,404 --> 00:13:55,105 to mix with all-a the pee. 322 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,273 Of course, 323 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:57,541 you will have to prove 324 00:13:57,608 --> 00:13:59,276 that the flow of water is constant. 325 00:13:59,343 --> 00:14:01,111 We'll need a little boat to come through 326 00:14:01,178 --> 00:14:02,813 to the reservoir every day. 327 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,515 Every day? 328 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:08,152 Boys, I'm gonna need you to make a lot more boats for my stream. 329 00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:11,021 How do you feel about... 20 bucks a boat? 330 00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:13,224 20 bucks a boat? Hell yeah. 331 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,492 We're gonna be rich, dude. 332 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:19,163 Mom. Mom, I need to talk to you. 333 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,564 Come on, sit down. 334 00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:22,666 Eric, if you're going to yell at me again 335 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,735 about our home, I really don't have the strength. 336 00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:26,136 No, Mom. 337 00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:28,739 I'm never gonna need to yell at you ever again. 338 00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:30,341 We're gonna get out of here, Mom. 339 00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:32,376 What are you talking about? 340 00:14:32,443 --> 00:14:34,612 I've figured our way out of this hot dog. 341 00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,347 I don't know if you've seen, but there's a rich guy 342 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:38,048 building a big house across the street. 343 00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:39,950 We can live in that house, Mom. 344 00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:41,352 We can have him take care of us. 345 00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:43,320 Eric, how would we do that? 346 00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:46,690 Because we are gonna get you... 347 00:14:46,757 --> 00:14:48,692 fake tits. 348 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:49,560 What? 349 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,928 Breast implants, Mom. 350 00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:52,363 That's what rich guys like. 351 00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:53,631 You remember what Matt Damon said? 352 00:14:53,697 --> 00:14:55,532 Fortune favors the brave, Mom. 353 00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:57,501 When rich guys come up here and get one look at you with 354 00:14:57,568 --> 00:14:59,203 your big, sweet tits, they're gonna give us everything... 355 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:00,904 Eric, that's enough, okay? 356 00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:03,340 What do you mean it's enough? I've-I've figured it all out. 357 00:15:03,407 --> 00:15:05,209 Rich guys want a woman with nice titties, Mom. 358 00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:06,610 -It's very... -Okay. 359 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:08,879 Eric, I'm not comfortable talking about this. 360 00:15:08,946 --> 00:15:11,649 Well, I'm not comfortable living in a fucking hot dog. 361 00:15:11,715 --> 00:15:15,219 We live here because I gave in to you and quit my job. 362 00:15:15,286 --> 00:15:17,087 What do you want from me, Eric? 363 00:15:17,154 --> 00:15:19,189 I want you 364 00:15:19,256 --> 00:15:22,393 to get breast implants, Mom. (sniffles) 365 00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:24,762 So-so that rich guys like you, 366 00:15:24,828 --> 00:15:28,232 and we can go live in a sweet house. 367 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:29,767 Please, Mom, 368 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:33,170 I just want you to get fake tits. 369 00:15:33,237 --> 00:15:36,106 Eric, even if I wanted to, 370 00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:38,342 the fact is, we can't afford it. 371 00:15:38,409 --> 00:15:40,911 A surgery like that is very expensive. 372 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,146 Like, how expensive? 373 00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:44,248 At least $10,000. 374 00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:47,284 $10,000? 375 00:15:47,351 --> 00:15:48,919 Yes, Eric. 376 00:15:48,986 --> 00:15:51,622 We can't afford it? 377 00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:55,926 We can't afford it. 378 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,500 Chief. 379 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,736 -Chief, there's a big problem. -What is it? 380 00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:09,039 We've got a code red emergency call on 911. 381 00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:10,407 It's Karen. 382 00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:13,210 Oh, not Karen again. Jesus Christ. 383 00:16:13,277 --> 00:16:14,611 (phone beeps) 384 00:16:14,678 --> 00:16:16,613 Yes, Karen, how can we help you this time? 385 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,882 Okay, first of all, I know what it means 386 00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:21,352 when you call me Karen, so you can just knock it off. 387 00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:23,887 Secondly, secondly, my neighbor's kid 388 00:16:23,954 --> 00:16:25,322 is over here at my house. 389 00:16:25,389 --> 00:16:27,558 There's a kid trespassing at your house? 390 00:16:27,624 --> 00:16:29,626 No, my son invited him over 391 00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:32,396 for lunch, and my wife is making him hot dogs and tater tots, 392 00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:34,365 even though I said I don't want him here. 393 00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,467 Well, then what harm is he doing, Karen? 394 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:38,502 His family farm is shady. 395 00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:40,704 Did you know that they're doing a streaming service? 396 00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:42,373 I demand that you investigate. 397 00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:45,175 How did they manage to even show that their water 398 00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:46,377 goes through to Denver? 399 00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:48,479 Hello? Are you listening to me? 400 00:16:48,545 --> 00:16:50,547 I want to talk to your manager. 401 00:16:50,614 --> 00:16:53,550 I've already told you, Karen, I don't have a manager. 402 00:16:56,387 --> 00:16:57,921 Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. 403 00:16:57,988 --> 00:16:59,189 Can you believe that? 404 00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:01,492 The cops aren't even gonna do anything. 405 00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,127 Oh, well, at least you tried, Karen. 406 00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:05,095 -(chair scrapes floor) -It just doesn't make sense. 407 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:08,098 How is that traitor able to prove his water 408 00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:09,800 makes it down to Denver? 409 00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:10,934 Well, um... 410 00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,669 maybe he got some creative people 411 00:17:12,736 --> 00:17:14,705 to put something on his stream. 412 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,808 Yeah, I'll bet you he did. 413 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,177 He's got to be paying some expert or something. 414 00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:22,980 Oh, if I could find that guy, I'd pay him double. 415 00:17:23,914 --> 00:17:27,384 Well, you know, at camp, they had us build these... 416 00:17:27,451 --> 00:17:28,752 little boats, that, uh... 417 00:17:28,819 --> 00:17:30,587 They're kind of tough to make, but... 418 00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:34,458 I think that we could make you something. 419 00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:37,795 And then we could float the boats downstream 420 00:17:37,861 --> 00:17:39,863 from the farm with little Tegridy sails 421 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:42,966 on them to show people where the water's coming from. 422 00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:45,002 Could you guys build me a test boat right away? 423 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:48,138 Oh, uh, yeah, we could probably build you something, yeah. 424 00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:51,074 I can't wait to see the look on that traitor's face 425 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:54,878 when he sees that we're in the streaming business, too. 426 00:17:57,548 --> 00:17:59,616 Last night, I had a dream that Ariana Grande 427 00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:01,118 was trying to fuck her own ass with a gun, 428 00:18:01,185 --> 00:18:03,720 but then she farted, and blood shot out her dick. 429 00:18:03,787 --> 00:18:06,890 (laughs) Ariana Grande? That's hilarious. 430 00:18:12,129 --> 00:18:13,163 STAN: Kyle. 431 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,798 Kenny. You guys, get over here. 432 00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:16,467 Sit down, you guys. We need to talk. 433 00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:19,336 What's going on, dude? 434 00:18:19,403 --> 00:18:21,505 Check this out. 435 00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:22,806 Where'd you get that? 436 00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:24,641 Making stuff for streaming services. 437 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,109 Holy shit. Really? 438 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:27,711 We made these for my family's farm. 439 00:18:27,778 --> 00:18:29,713 Then we took another deal to make them for Stan's. 440 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,615 So then we went out and offered boats to, like, 441 00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:33,016 three other farms, and now they want stuff 442 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,351 for their streams, too. 443 00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:36,286 -So, you guys want to help us? -I don't get it. 444 00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:37,855 You don't have to. We don't, either. 445 00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:39,356 You just have to make boats. 446 00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:40,791 But we want to keep it on the low 447 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,493 because we don't want other kids copying us. 448 00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:43,894 Are you guys gonna have Cartman help? 449 00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:45,562 No. He'll fuck it all up somehow. 450 00:18:45,629 --> 00:18:46,997 Okay, I'm in. 451 00:18:55,105 --> 00:18:57,474 (sighs) Fuck. 452 00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:07,518 Faster. Work faster. 453 00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:09,353 We need to be up and running. 454 00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:11,221 WATER COMMISSIONER: Excuse me. 455 00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:13,524 Mr. Cussler, is it? 456 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:15,359 Who are you? 457 00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:18,729 I'm the water commissioner. 458 00:19:18,795 --> 00:19:21,765 I just, uh, wanted to see what you're up to up here. 459 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:23,834 I'm not up to anything. Why? 460 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,370 Well, you know, there's a lot of streaming services 461 00:19:26,436 --> 00:19:29,106 starting up in this town, and, uh... 462 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:32,309 word on the street is you might be trying to outdo them all. 463 00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:35,412 They're all just small time creeks. 464 00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:37,814 When it comes to the Streaming Wars, 465 00:19:37,881 --> 00:19:41,051 I intend to be the Amazon... River. 466 00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:44,421 Yeah, well, you see, there's regulations, 467 00:19:44,488 --> 00:19:45,923 Mr. Cussler. 468 00:19:45,989 --> 00:19:48,492 There's state rules when it comes to streaming. 469 00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:50,561 And, uh, well, 470 00:19:50,627 --> 00:19:54,331 if you don't follow them, bad things can happen. 471 00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:57,634 Is that right? Boys? 472 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:03,206 I'm not some pissant little farmer, Commissioner. 473 00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:07,578 You want to threaten me, I'll threaten you right back. 474 00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:09,880 I didn't mean to threaten you, sir. 475 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,381 In fact, 476 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:13,784 I think I can help you. 477 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:16,787 (school bell rings) 478 00:20:28,999 --> 00:20:30,367 We've only got 20 minutes left, you guys. 479 00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:31,602 We've got to work faster. 480 00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:33,170 I'm waiting on more popsicle sticks. 481 00:20:33,236 --> 00:20:35,072 Come on, Butters, you have to speed up your station. 482 00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:38,742 I'm sucking down popsicles as fast as I can, fellas. 483 00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:43,747 There you guys are. 484 00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:48,785 How come you're in the home ec room during recess? 485 00:20:48,852 --> 00:20:50,687 Are those popsicle stick boats? 486 00:20:51,922 --> 00:20:55,125 Oh, yeah. We're just making some popsicle boats. 487 00:20:55,192 --> 00:20:57,594 We're gonna, you know, like, race them, you know. 488 00:20:57,661 --> 00:21:00,397 You're gonna race all those popsicle boats? 489 00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:02,799 Yeah, just, you know, 490 00:21:02,866 --> 00:21:04,601 race them, see which one wins. 491 00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:06,370 Right-right, fellas? 492 00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:10,007 Oh. That sounds like a fun activity. Um... 493 00:21:10,073 --> 00:21:11,875 I was just gonna ask you guys, 494 00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:14,544 do you know any way to, like, raise money? 495 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,814 What do you mean? 496 00:21:17,881 --> 00:21:19,216 We have no idea what you're talking about. 497 00:21:19,282 --> 00:21:21,051 Okay, I just... 498 00:21:21,118 --> 00:21:23,720 I need to try and raise some money because... 499 00:21:23,787 --> 00:21:25,489 my mom needs to have a surgery, 500 00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:28,592 and we can't afford it. 501 00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:32,863 Oh. Dude... 502 00:21:32,929 --> 00:21:34,998 How much does your mom need for her surgery? 503 00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:38,301 About $10,000. I'm sorry, you guys. 504 00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:41,505 Just go back to your boat races. I'll talk to you later. 505 00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:43,607 Cartman, wait. 506 00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:47,411 You actually can help us. 507 00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:48,412 Yeah. 508 00:21:48,478 --> 00:21:49,713 What do you mean? 509 00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,715 Look, dude, we're actually making money 510 00:21:51,782 --> 00:21:52,816 for a streaming service. 511 00:21:52,883 --> 00:21:54,384 -Really? -TOLKIEN: Yeah, come on. 512 00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:56,353 You can help us, and we'll cut you in on the profits. 513 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,422 Oh, my God, what-what streaming service is it? 514 00:21:58,488 --> 00:21:59,856 It's a bunch of different ones. 515 00:21:59,923 --> 00:22:02,059 Here, help me cut out these masts. 516 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,161 Okay, yeah, sure. 517 00:22:04,227 --> 00:22:06,663 And, Cartman, I'm sorry. 518 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:08,699 Thanks, Kyle. 519 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,235 ♪ ♪ 520 00:22:23,647 --> 00:22:25,148 It's a green boat. 521 00:22:25,215 --> 00:22:26,717 (crowd cheering) 522 00:22:26,783 --> 00:22:27,984 Anyone on the green boat 523 00:22:28,051 --> 00:22:29,686 streaming service can have their allotment 524 00:22:29,753 --> 00:22:31,455 of water for the day. 525 00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:33,290 Oh, here comes the white boat. 526 00:22:33,356 --> 00:22:34,691 (crowd cheering) 527 00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:35,959 Subscribers to 528 00:22:36,026 --> 00:22:37,594 Kush Country Farms Streaming service 529 00:22:37,661 --> 00:22:38,595 have their allotments. 530 00:22:38,662 --> 00:22:40,163 Escusi. Escusi. 531 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:43,500 Pi Pi's been a-waiting all day for his water ticket. 532 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:45,535 My water park need water. 533 00:22:45,602 --> 00:22:47,070 You'll just have to be patient. 534 00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:49,005 There's a lot of different streaming services now. 535 00:22:49,072 --> 00:22:52,042 Yes, there's a-too many streaming services. 536 00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,311 There's a streaming service for this-a, 537 00:22:54,377 --> 00:22:56,513 and streaming service for that-a. 538 00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:59,449 Pi Pi can't find his stuff-a. 539 00:22:59,516 --> 00:23:00,951 Why can't-a Pi Pi just have 540 00:23:01,017 --> 00:23:03,887 a one streaming service have-a everything? 541 00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:06,089 Pi Pi got a streaming service he like-a, 542 00:23:06,156 --> 00:23:08,258 and then-a Pi Pi's stuff not on it. 543 00:23:08,325 --> 00:23:10,560 Pi Pi so confuse-a. 544 00:23:10,627 --> 00:23:13,363 (scanner beeping) 545 00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:16,967 Yeah, yeah, we're getting more supplies now. 546 00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:18,401 You guys just keep building boats. 547 00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:19,903 We'll be there fast as we can. 548 00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:21,972 Dude, I'm starting to think we took on too much. 549 00:23:22,038 --> 00:23:24,040 -It's okay. -It's not okay. 550 00:23:24,107 --> 00:23:26,042 We haven't even finished Karen's boats yet. 551 00:23:26,109 --> 00:23:27,778 I do not want to piss Karen off. 552 00:23:27,844 --> 00:23:29,880 Tolkien, I've told you, don't worry about Karen. 553 00:23:29,946 --> 00:23:31,882 Everything's gonna be fine. 554 00:23:38,255 --> 00:23:41,925 Hello, boys. That's quite a haul you have there. 555 00:23:43,026 --> 00:23:45,529 My name is Mr. Cussler. 556 00:23:45,595 --> 00:23:47,597 I bought some property up here. 557 00:23:47,664 --> 00:23:49,399 I've been asking around, and, uh... 558 00:23:49,466 --> 00:23:52,335 I believe you're the ones responsible... 559 00:23:52,402 --> 00:23:53,770 for these? 560 00:23:53,837 --> 00:23:56,740 -Maybe. -Fantastic little boats. 561 00:23:56,807 --> 00:23:58,308 I'm a big fan of your work. 562 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:00,844 I have a nice stream going through my property, 563 00:24:00,911 --> 00:24:03,213 and I'd like you to make something for me. 564 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,950 -Oh, we're-we're pretty, uh... -We're pretty loaded up, man. 565 00:24:07,017 --> 00:24:08,485 Oh, I'm sure you are. 566 00:24:08,552 --> 00:24:11,888 That's why I'd like to make you an exclusive deal. 567 00:24:11,955 --> 00:24:14,424 I want 10,000 of your little boats, 568 00:24:14,491 --> 00:24:17,561 and I'll pay you $15,000. 569 00:24:17,627 --> 00:24:19,696 BOTH: $15,000? 570 00:24:19,763 --> 00:24:23,466 But I'm gonna need them right away. Say three days? 571 00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:25,869 I have... big plans. 572 00:24:25,936 --> 00:24:28,238 Dude, we can't make 10,000 boats in three days. 573 00:24:28,305 --> 00:24:29,906 We'll do it. 574 00:24:37,781 --> 00:24:40,650 Cartman, come on, that looks like shit. 575 00:24:40,717 --> 00:24:42,085 Come on what, Kyle? 576 00:24:42,152 --> 00:24:43,453 Look, I-I know we're making a lot of these, 577 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,156 but we still have to make them look nice. 578 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,258 -Does it really matter? -Yes, it matters. 579 00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:50,260 The streaming services are paying for nice boats. 580 00:24:50,327 --> 00:24:52,028 BUTTERS: (laughs) They don't give a fuck, Kyle. 581 00:24:52,095 --> 00:24:54,297 They're gonna take everything they can get. 582 00:24:54,364 --> 00:24:56,032 Everyone knows, at the end of the day, 583 00:24:56,099 --> 00:24:58,602 there's only gonna be, like, three streaming services, 584 00:24:58,668 --> 00:25:00,604 so they, like, everyone just wants to have their shit 585 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:03,073 on their stream and get bought out, you know? 586 00:25:03,139 --> 00:25:05,508 And they don't give a fuck how good anything is. 587 00:25:05,575 --> 00:25:08,245 And the people who made all the deals, they don't give a fuck 588 00:25:08,311 --> 00:25:10,847 'cause they're all gonna get fired anyway, you know? 589 00:25:10,914 --> 00:25:12,382 And everyone working at this streaming service 590 00:25:12,449 --> 00:25:14,384 is now working over at that streaming service. 591 00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:17,287 No one gives a shit about what fucking goes on in it. 592 00:25:17,354 --> 00:25:19,389 Butters, I-I think you've had too many popsicles. 593 00:25:19,456 --> 00:25:21,858 Yeah, I think maybe I've had one too many popsicles. 594 00:25:21,925 --> 00:25:22,926 (door opens) 595 00:25:22,993 --> 00:25:25,528 You guys, you guys, we did it. 596 00:25:25,595 --> 00:25:26,830 KENNY: What'd we do? 597 00:25:26,897 --> 00:25:30,033 We just got an offer for 10,000 boats. 598 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:31,968 It's $15,000, you guys. 599 00:25:32,035 --> 00:25:33,870 That's almost $3,000 each. 600 00:25:33,937 --> 00:25:36,373 -We're millionaires! -Whoo-hoo! 601 00:25:36,439 --> 00:25:39,943 Hey, hey, aren't you guys forgetting something? 602 00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,312 Cartman's mom's surgery? 603 00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:43,947 Oh, right. 604 00:25:44,014 --> 00:25:46,049 Well, what do you say, guys? 605 00:25:46,116 --> 00:25:47,817 With this money, before we do anything, 606 00:25:47,884 --> 00:25:49,252 we pay for Cartman's mom's surgery. 607 00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:51,221 You definitely have my share, Eric. 608 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:52,022 Mine, too. 609 00:25:52,088 --> 00:25:54,491 I really... 610 00:25:54,557 --> 00:25:57,227 really... don't fucking deserve you guys. 611 00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,029 Come on, let's get to work. 612 00:26:09,572 --> 00:26:11,608 (water pipes creaking) 613 00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:17,480 NEWS REPORTER (over TV): Just how bad could the water situation get 614 00:26:17,547 --> 00:26:19,950 for Park County farmers this summer? 615 00:26:20,016 --> 00:26:21,751 A new study says this year's snowpack 616 00:26:21,818 --> 00:26:24,654 has almost completely melted, and, once again, 617 00:26:24,721 --> 00:26:26,323 ManBearPig is to blame. 618 00:26:26,389 --> 00:26:28,758 That's right, Tom. It appears ManBearPig 619 00:26:28,825 --> 00:26:32,796 has done a lot more damage this year than originally predicted. 620 00:26:32,862 --> 00:26:34,597 As the spring thaws continue, 621 00:26:34,664 --> 00:26:36,366 we simply aren't seeing that much water 622 00:26:36,433 --> 00:26:39,102 from way up on the mountain peaks. 623 00:26:39,169 --> 00:26:41,271 If ManBearPig is truly out there, 624 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,473 then farmers might want to start looking 625 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:46,409 at the state of that snowpack, Tom. 626 00:27:02,092 --> 00:27:04,327 ♪ ♪ 627 00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:29,085 ♪ ♪ 628 00:27:52,709 --> 00:27:54,811 Over here. 629 00:27:54,878 --> 00:27:57,147 Here! 630 00:27:57,213 --> 00:28:00,150 What is all this? What happened? 631 00:28:00,216 --> 00:28:02,786 The housing market up here... 632 00:28:02,852 --> 00:28:04,187 it went crazy. 633 00:28:04,254 --> 00:28:06,156 We've just been selling properties 634 00:28:06,222 --> 00:28:08,158 without sleeping or eating. 635 00:28:08,224 --> 00:28:10,627 This property here was the last to get an offer. 636 00:28:10,693 --> 00:28:12,562 The seller countered, but we haven't heard back, 637 00:28:12,629 --> 00:28:14,164 and it's really a buyer's market. 638 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:15,398 Who's buying it all? 639 00:28:15,465 --> 00:28:17,967 Some rich guy from the city. 640 00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:19,569 (coughs) 641 00:28:19,636 --> 00:28:21,571 But we are currently taking backup offers, 642 00:28:21,638 --> 00:28:23,573 if you'd like. Do you have a broker? 643 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,209 We are really the best in town. My coworker Janice 644 00:28:26,276 --> 00:28:29,245 sold over 100 listings in 72 hours. 645 00:28:31,081 --> 00:28:32,215 Look at this. 646 00:28:32,282 --> 00:28:34,684 They were right about ManBearPig. 647 00:28:34,751 --> 00:28:36,953 There's not nearly as much snow as last year. 648 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:40,123 Yeah. There's a lot you can do with this property. 649 00:28:40,190 --> 00:28:42,025 It has explosive views 650 00:28:42,092 --> 00:28:44,327 and a southern exposure for those chilly winter nights. 651 00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:46,296 You can't sell all the land up here. 652 00:28:46,362 --> 00:28:48,031 Can't you see they just want the water? 653 00:28:48,098 --> 00:28:51,701 That's probably why they asked for the inspection contingency. 654 00:28:51,768 --> 00:28:53,570 We countered with an extra 20 days 655 00:28:53,636 --> 00:28:56,306 until close of escrow. (chuckles) We got them. 656 00:28:56,372 --> 00:28:58,141 There's no snow up here. 657 00:28:58,208 --> 00:28:59,943 There won't be enough water for South Park. 658 00:29:00,009 --> 00:29:02,378 You... 659 00:29:02,445 --> 00:29:04,380 You could have a walkout basement here 660 00:29:04,447 --> 00:29:06,449 with room for an outdoor kitchen. 661 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:11,221 Think of the entertaining potential. 662 00:29:11,287 --> 00:29:13,456 Do you like to entertain? 663 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,503 (yawns) 664 00:29:29,239 --> 00:29:31,474 (chickens clucking) 665 00:29:43,319 --> 00:29:45,555 (water rushing) 666 00:30:02,772 --> 00:30:05,308 "Cussler Industries"? 667 00:30:07,577 --> 00:30:09,812 Huh? Huh? 668 00:30:09,879 --> 00:30:12,115 Oh! 669 00:30:36,239 --> 00:30:38,474 ♪ ♪ 670 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,516 My streaming service! 671 00:30:51,487 --> 00:30:53,823 ♪ Happy surprise time ♪ 672 00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:55,525 ♪ To you ♪ 673 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:58,861 ♪ Something's happened that's cool... ♪ 674 00:30:58,928 --> 00:31:00,463 What is this, Eric? 675 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:03,566 ♪ Just sit down right here ♪ 676 00:31:03,633 --> 00:31:07,036 ♪ Your son has done something cool. ♪ 677 00:31:07,103 --> 00:31:08,304 Are you ready, Mom? 678 00:31:08,371 --> 00:31:10,907 (giggles) Yes. What is it, sweetie? 679 00:31:13,810 --> 00:31:16,446 -Wait a minute, Eric, what is this? -(door opens) 680 00:31:16,512 --> 00:31:19,882 Okay, hello, Mrs. Cartman. I'm Dr. Stevens. 681 00:31:19,949 --> 00:31:22,852 I understand you're interested in breast augmentation? 682 00:31:22,919 --> 00:31:24,287 That's right, she is. 683 00:31:24,354 --> 00:31:26,489 Well, there are a few options. 684 00:31:26,556 --> 00:31:28,658 We prefer the saline implants now. 685 00:31:28,725 --> 00:31:30,426 They-they can be put either under 686 00:31:30,493 --> 00:31:32,161 the chest muscle or on top. 687 00:31:32,228 --> 00:31:35,031 Did you have any idea what size breasts you wanted to achieve? 688 00:31:35,098 --> 00:31:36,666 The largest size. 689 00:31:36,733 --> 00:31:39,469 Eric, I've told you a hundred times, 690 00:31:39,535 --> 00:31:41,604 I'm not getting a boob job. 691 00:31:41,671 --> 00:31:45,441 Uh, I'm a bit confused here, Mrs. Cartman. 692 00:31:45,508 --> 00:31:48,511 Your procedure has already been completely paid for. 693 00:31:48,578 --> 00:31:51,247 -What? -Surprise! 694 00:31:51,314 --> 00:31:53,516 I raised all the money, Mom. It's done. 695 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:57,387 No, Eric. I said I don't want breast implants. 696 00:31:57,453 --> 00:31:58,888 You said we couldn't afford it. 697 00:31:58,955 --> 00:32:00,490 I went out, and I worked every day, 698 00:32:00,556 --> 00:32:02,425 and I got you the money for new tits, Mom. 699 00:32:02,492 --> 00:32:04,994 I'm fine with my body the way it is. 700 00:32:05,061 --> 00:32:07,864 You are, but rich guys aren't. Am I right, Doctor? 701 00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:09,932 Okay, uh, Mrs. Cartman, 702 00:32:09,999 --> 00:32:12,568 if you'd like to just go back up to the front office, 703 00:32:12,635 --> 00:32:14,304 they can refund all the money. 704 00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:18,074 No! No, Doctor, please, I live in a hot dog! 705 00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:20,343 Because he made me quit my job, 706 00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:21,811 and I promised myself 707 00:32:21,878 --> 00:32:24,380 I wouldn't give in to him ever again. 708 00:32:24,447 --> 00:32:27,550 Get fake tits or else I'll call the police, Mom. 709 00:32:27,617 --> 00:32:30,119 Do what you want, Eric. I am done with this. 710 00:32:30,186 --> 00:32:31,521 Fine, then I'll run away. 711 00:32:31,587 --> 00:32:33,456 You'll just have to run away, then. 712 00:32:33,523 --> 00:32:34,757 I'll go live with Grandma. 713 00:32:34,824 --> 00:32:37,160 I'm sure Grandma would love that. 714 00:32:38,094 --> 00:32:40,830 I've given in to you too many times, Eric. 715 00:32:40,897 --> 00:32:42,632 It stops now. 716 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:45,601 You're not gonna give in, huh? We'll just see about that. 717 00:32:45,668 --> 00:32:49,305 Doctor, keep those tits on ice. 718 00:32:51,374 --> 00:32:53,009 (door opens) 719 00:32:53,076 --> 00:32:54,610 (door closes) 720 00:33:01,484 --> 00:33:02,952 What is that? 721 00:33:03,019 --> 00:33:06,622 It's... it's a little boat. 722 00:33:06,689 --> 00:33:09,192 Stan, are you making stuff 723 00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:11,427 for other streaming services? 724 00:33:12,628 --> 00:33:15,164 Stanley? We had a deal. 725 00:33:15,231 --> 00:33:18,368 Are you making stuff for other streaming services, yes or no? 726 00:33:18,434 --> 00:33:21,337 Yes. This guy paid us a shitload of money. 727 00:33:21,404 --> 00:33:23,005 I paid you a shitload of money. 728 00:33:23,072 --> 00:33:24,841 Yeah, we make them for whoever pays us. 729 00:33:24,907 --> 00:33:26,776 We make stuff for Credigree, too. 730 00:33:26,843 --> 00:33:28,344 For Credigree? 731 00:33:28,411 --> 00:33:30,279 They're the enemy, Stan. 732 00:33:30,346 --> 00:33:31,748 You live here. 733 00:33:31,814 --> 00:33:34,083 You're exclusive to Tegridy Weed. 734 00:33:34,150 --> 00:33:36,519 (scoffs) Everyone is fighting and trying to get rich, 735 00:33:36,586 --> 00:33:38,221 and we're just in the middle doing our thing. 736 00:33:38,287 --> 00:33:40,456 Doing your thing. Wow. 737 00:33:40,523 --> 00:33:42,158 You're a fucking dick. 738 00:33:42,225 --> 00:33:44,026 How much money's enough, Stan? 739 00:33:44,093 --> 00:33:45,328 Cock-sucking cunt. 740 00:33:45,395 --> 00:33:47,463 -What is going on? -Oh, nothing. 741 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:49,732 Your son and his friends just made exclusive deals 742 00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:51,834 for multiple streaming services. 743 00:33:51,901 --> 00:33:52,969 Ugh. 744 00:33:53,035 --> 00:33:54,537 Oh, but I guess that's just Karen 745 00:33:54,604 --> 00:33:56,305 being Karen again, huh? 746 00:33:56,372 --> 00:33:58,508 Yeah, screw whatever Karen thinks. 747 00:33:58,574 --> 00:34:02,011 Maybe it's bad for business, but fuck Karen. 748 00:34:02,078 --> 00:34:03,780 Okay, I'm sorry. 749 00:34:03,846 --> 00:34:06,516 We're going to march right over to where this guy lives, 750 00:34:06,582 --> 00:34:08,518 and tell him that you can't possibly take on 751 00:34:08,584 --> 00:34:10,620 another streaming service without sacrificing 752 00:34:10,686 --> 00:34:13,823 -the quality of your product. -Rats. 753 00:34:19,562 --> 00:34:21,097 (clears throat) 754 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:33,509 Well, Mom, I guess I'll be leaving now. 755 00:34:33,576 --> 00:34:35,611 Oh, really? Where are you going? 756 00:34:35,678 --> 00:34:37,346 I can't do this anymore, Mom. 757 00:34:37,413 --> 00:34:39,882 If you won't listen to me, then I really don't have a choice. 758 00:34:39,949 --> 00:34:42,418 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that, Eric. 759 00:34:42,485 --> 00:34:44,821 I hope you take good care of yourself. 760 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,024 Okay, well, I guess I'll just ask you one more time 761 00:34:48,090 --> 00:34:49,859 if you would please get fake tits. I know... 762 00:34:49,926 --> 00:34:52,595 I'm not getting breast implants, Eric. 763 00:34:52,662 --> 00:34:54,197 Okay, that's fine. 764 00:34:54,263 --> 00:34:55,598 So, you're running away? 765 00:34:55,665 --> 00:34:57,366 Oh, I'm not running away, Mom. 766 00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,035 No, that would be the easy way out. 767 00:34:59,101 --> 00:35:00,837 You remember when I told you how easy 768 00:35:00,903 --> 00:35:02,638 breast enhancement would be, 769 00:35:02,705 --> 00:35:04,407 and you said, "If it's so easy, why don't you do it?" 770 00:35:04,474 --> 00:35:06,209 Well, I'm taking your advice, Mom. 771 00:35:06,275 --> 00:35:09,111 If you won't get fake breasts, then I will. 772 00:35:09,178 --> 00:35:11,614 -What? -I've already paid the clinic, 773 00:35:11,681 --> 00:35:13,416 and I'll just tell them that the implants were for me. 774 00:35:13,483 --> 00:35:14,917 You know it's 2022, right? 775 00:35:14,984 --> 00:35:16,819 You know they do surgeries like this to kids now? 776 00:35:16,886 --> 00:35:19,989 Guess I'll just go and get fake tits, Mom. 777 00:35:20,056 --> 00:35:23,559 Well, Eric, I guess that's just your choice. 778 00:35:24,527 --> 00:35:26,195 Mom, I'm serious. It's 2022. 779 00:35:26,262 --> 00:35:28,231 They do these kinds of surgeries to kids now. 780 00:35:28,297 --> 00:35:29,665 Yes, I know. 781 00:35:29,732 --> 00:35:31,567 Okay, well, then I'm gonna go to the doctor, 782 00:35:31,634 --> 00:35:33,035 and I'm gonna go get breast implants. 783 00:35:33,102 --> 00:35:34,670 Okay. 784 00:35:34,737 --> 00:35:37,306 Okay, Mom, I'm going out the door. 785 00:35:37,373 --> 00:35:39,509 Okay, sweetie, be safe. 786 00:35:39,575 --> 00:35:40,910 Gonna go get fake tits now. 787 00:35:40,977 --> 00:35:42,712 If that's what you want, Eric. 788 00:35:42,778 --> 00:35:44,647 It's not what I want, it's what you're making me do, Mom. 789 00:35:44,714 --> 00:35:47,550 Okay, honey, well, I love you. 790 00:35:49,785 --> 00:35:52,722 -Okay, well, I'll see you. -Bye, honey. 791 00:35:56,526 --> 00:35:57,960 Gonna go get breast implants. 792 00:35:58,027 --> 00:36:01,264 I'll come pick you up when you're done. 793 00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:03,733 Cool. 794 00:36:18,247 --> 00:36:19,982 Come on. 795 00:36:25,521 --> 00:36:26,889 Yes? 796 00:36:26,956 --> 00:36:29,458 Hello, we'd like to speak with Mr. Cussler, please. 797 00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:30,826 For what? 798 00:36:30,893 --> 00:36:33,162 Well, I want to let him know that my son here 799 00:36:33,229 --> 00:36:36,432 made a streaming deal that he had no business making. 800 00:36:36,499 --> 00:36:37,600 Didn't you, Stan? 801 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,135 No, technically, no. 802 00:36:39,201 --> 00:36:40,436 Technically what? 803 00:36:40,503 --> 00:36:43,139 I'm afraid Mr. Cussler can't see you. 804 00:36:43,205 --> 00:36:44,874 Oh, really? Okay, well, 805 00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:47,944 you go and tell him that it's Karen Marsh, okay? 806 00:36:48,010 --> 00:36:50,079 And that I will talk to him right now. 807 00:36:50,146 --> 00:36:53,115 He can't talk to you because he's dead. 808 00:36:53,182 --> 00:36:54,717 What? 809 00:36:54,784 --> 00:36:57,453 Mr. Cussler's body was found several hours ago. 810 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,622 He was... attacked 811 00:36:59,689 --> 00:37:01,591 by ManBearPig. 812 00:37:04,827 --> 00:37:06,529 (indistinct radio chatter) 813 00:37:06,596 --> 00:37:07,930 Everyone keep this area clear. 814 00:37:07,997 --> 00:37:09,599 I need casts of the footprints. 815 00:37:09,665 --> 00:37:12,635 Keep your radios down. We don't want the press showing up. 816 00:37:12,702 --> 00:37:14,203 What's going on here? 817 00:37:14,270 --> 00:37:15,705 Aw, shit, it's Karen. 818 00:37:15,771 --> 00:37:17,139 (officers grumbling) 819 00:37:17,206 --> 00:37:19,675 Hey, look, my son was in business with this guy. 820 00:37:19,742 --> 00:37:21,744 You really think he was killed by ManBearPig? 821 00:37:21,811 --> 00:37:23,179 Take a look for yourself. 822 00:37:23,245 --> 00:37:26,048 Something tore him apart and shit in his face. 823 00:37:26,115 --> 00:37:27,917 Workers found him late this morning. 824 00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:29,819 The footprints are those of a pig, 825 00:37:29,885 --> 00:37:31,220 but the claw marks are those of a bear, 826 00:37:31,287 --> 00:37:33,656 and the excrement, clearly that of a man. 827 00:37:35,057 --> 00:37:37,627 Why would ManBearPig single him out? 828 00:37:37,693 --> 00:37:38,995 Apparently, this Cussler guy 829 00:37:39,061 --> 00:37:40,997 was taking advantage of the water supply. 830 00:37:41,063 --> 00:37:43,399 ManBearPig must've gotten some kind of vengeance 831 00:37:43,466 --> 00:37:45,201 for the rich guy's greed. 832 00:37:46,736 --> 00:37:48,404 Oh, no. 833 00:37:48,471 --> 00:37:50,806 Karen? What is it? 834 00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:53,309 Karen? 835 00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:54,744 It's just that... 836 00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:57,747 if ManBearPig was getting vengeance on Cussler, 837 00:37:57,813 --> 00:38:00,950 would he also want to come after my son? 838 00:38:12,461 --> 00:38:13,529 (knock on door) 839 00:38:13,596 --> 00:38:15,998 Ah, yes. Come on-a in. 840 00:38:16,065 --> 00:38:18,134 It's a-open. 841 00:38:19,368 --> 00:38:21,704 Hello, Pi Pi. Do you have a minute? 842 00:38:21,771 --> 00:38:24,907 Oh, my good friend from-a Credigree Farm-a. 843 00:38:24,974 --> 00:38:28,210 So nice a-you to visit. Mwah. Mwah. 844 00:38:28,277 --> 00:38:31,814 Look. Everything going good for-a Pi Pi water park. 845 00:38:31,881 --> 00:38:34,450 Everyone having fun. 846 00:38:34,517 --> 00:38:37,653 Yes, that's what I came to talk to you about. 847 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,422 Pi Pi, I'm sorry, but... 848 00:38:39,488 --> 00:38:41,924 I'm going to have to cancel my streaming service. 849 00:38:41,991 --> 00:38:44,360 What? Cancel-a Pi Pi? 850 00:38:44,427 --> 00:38:46,862 The drought is worse than everyone thought. 851 00:38:46,929 --> 00:38:49,131 ManBearPig did a lot of damage this year and... 852 00:38:49,198 --> 00:38:51,467 I don't have enough water for my crops. 853 00:38:51,534 --> 00:38:54,236 Oh, that's too bad. 854 00:38:54,303 --> 00:38:57,773 It's too bad 'cause now you fucked, a-huh? 855 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,643 I need my water rights back, 856 00:39:00,710 --> 00:39:02,478 or else my farm won't survive. 857 00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:04,947 Oh, you make-a Pi Pi cry. 858 00:39:05,014 --> 00:39:06,882 What-a you expect-a, huh? 859 00:39:06,949 --> 00:39:09,118 It's a drought everywhere. 860 00:39:09,185 --> 00:39:11,754 Why you think I buy your water? 861 00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:14,890 You can-a suck Pi Pi dick, huh? 862 00:39:14,957 --> 00:39:16,358 Hey, you son of a bitch. 863 00:39:16,425 --> 00:39:18,194 You knew what you were doing the whole time. 864 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,995 You think I'm just gonna sit here and take it? 865 00:39:20,062 --> 00:39:21,330 I'll call the water commissioner. 866 00:39:21,397 --> 00:39:24,166 Oh, no. No, you-you don't have to call him. 867 00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:25,835 He's right here. 868 00:39:28,571 --> 00:39:30,539 Afternoon, pal. 869 00:39:30,606 --> 00:39:33,342 How's the drought treating you? 870 00:39:33,409 --> 00:39:35,644 So, the water commissioner was working 871 00:39:35,711 --> 00:39:37,279 for you the whole time. 872 00:39:37,346 --> 00:39:39,548 Well, I don't have a problem kicking both of your asses. 873 00:39:39,615 --> 00:39:44,420 Oh, I'd be a little more worried about the other guy. 874 00:39:47,690 --> 00:39:49,625 (roaring) 875 00:39:49,692 --> 00:39:50,960 (screeching) 876 00:39:51,026 --> 00:39:53,863 ManBearPig. He's working for you, too? 877 00:39:53,929 --> 00:39:56,966 Everybody wants to get in the streaming business. 878 00:39:57,032 --> 00:39:58,467 You're the one who bought all the properties 879 00:39:58,534 --> 00:39:59,902 on the mountaintop. 880 00:39:59,969 --> 00:40:01,437 You just have it all figured out, don't you? 881 00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:05,141 Yeah, looks like-a Pi Pi has it all pretty figured out. 882 00:40:05,207 --> 00:40:08,110 Goddamn it, I'm not gonna let you... (screams) 883 00:40:12,782 --> 00:40:15,050 (screams) 884 00:40:18,788 --> 00:40:21,557 (choking) 885 00:40:21,624 --> 00:40:23,726 I'm sorry, Pi Pi can't hear you. 886 00:40:26,562 --> 00:40:27,797 (screaming) 887 00:40:35,838 --> 00:40:38,007 (screaming) 888 00:40:52,588 --> 00:40:54,190 How is he? 889 00:40:54,256 --> 00:40:58,160 I believe he's coming to, Doctor. 890 00:40:58,227 --> 00:41:00,262 (groaning) 891 00:41:01,463 --> 00:41:04,466 Hello, Eric. Just want to let you know everything went fine. 892 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:06,168 We're gonna let the anesthesia wear off 893 00:41:06,235 --> 00:41:08,204 a little more, and then we can let you go home. 894 00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:09,705 (stammers) 895 00:41:09,772 --> 00:41:12,007 Okay. Um, cool. 896 00:41:12,074 --> 00:41:13,642 CARTMAN'S MOM: Well, you did it, Eric. 897 00:41:13,709 --> 00:41:15,911 I hope you're happier now. 898 00:41:15,978 --> 00:41:18,080 They all said you were very insistent. 899 00:41:18,147 --> 00:41:20,115 That you said you'd cancel them if they didn't 900 00:41:20,182 --> 00:41:21,817 put breast implants in one of us. 901 00:41:21,884 --> 00:41:23,919 I-I... 902 00:41:23,986 --> 00:41:25,988 I-I have fake tits? 903 00:41:28,290 --> 00:41:29,992 CARTMAN'S MOM: They said that tube 904 00:41:30,059 --> 00:41:32,328 is for draining blood while the swelling goes down. 905 00:41:32,394 --> 00:41:36,298 Your breasts are swollen now as a reaction to the implants. 906 00:41:36,365 --> 00:41:39,568 Okay, well, now that you see how serious I was, 907 00:41:39,635 --> 00:41:41,170 what're you gonna do now? 908 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:44,206 I'm gonna go down and get some grocery shopping done. 909 00:41:45,174 --> 00:41:46,275 Mom? 910 00:41:46,342 --> 00:41:48,944 I will go to school like this. 911 00:41:49,011 --> 00:41:52,114 You're gonna have to give in at some point. 912 00:41:52,181 --> 00:41:54,483 Mom? 913 00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:57,453 (school bell rings) 914 00:41:57,519 --> 00:41:59,388 Well, have you guys seen Butters or Cartman? 915 00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:01,357 -What the hell is going on? -I don't know, but we have 916 00:42:01,423 --> 00:42:03,092 a lot of boats to make, and recess is almost over. 917 00:42:03,158 --> 00:42:04,393 You guys. You guys. 918 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:06,295 There you are. What's wrong dude? 919 00:42:06,362 --> 00:42:10,132 Um, we need to stop making stuff for streaming services. 920 00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:11,300 What're you talking about? 921 00:42:11,367 --> 00:42:13,102 It's all getting really weird. 922 00:42:13,168 --> 00:42:15,971 The guy we made the deal with? He was killed. 923 00:42:16,038 --> 00:42:17,273 He was killed? 924 00:42:17,339 --> 00:42:19,708 I think we got greedy. I got greedy. 925 00:42:19,775 --> 00:42:21,877 We should've never gotten involved in the streaming wars. 926 00:42:21,944 --> 00:42:23,746 They've upset the balance of nature. 927 00:42:23,812 --> 00:42:24,780 Hey, whoa, whoa, Stan. 928 00:42:24,847 --> 00:42:26,482 We weren't greedy, okay? 929 00:42:26,548 --> 00:42:28,083 We made the money for a good reason. 930 00:42:28,150 --> 00:42:29,385 Yeah, dude. Don't forget, 931 00:42:29,451 --> 00:42:31,086 everything we did was for a good cause. 932 00:42:31,153 --> 00:42:32,087 CARTMAN: You guys. 933 00:42:32,154 --> 00:42:33,789 You guys, something 934 00:42:33,856 --> 00:42:36,392 is seriously wrong with my mom. 935 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:38,661 She's acting crazy. 936 00:42:38,727 --> 00:42:41,597 Are any of your parents acting weird at all? 937 00:42:41,664 --> 00:42:45,000 Hey, fellas, are we making more boats for the-- Whoa, hello! 938 00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:47,102 Jesus, what happened to you, Eric? 939 00:42:47,169 --> 00:42:49,204 Okay, okay, fine. I was hoping 940 00:42:49,271 --> 00:42:50,839 everyone would just be cool, 941 00:42:50,906 --> 00:42:53,642 but I guess we need to talk about the elephants in the room. 942 00:42:53,709 --> 00:42:55,411 This was not a choice. 943 00:42:55,477 --> 00:42:57,179 You guys, I... 944 00:42:57,246 --> 00:43:00,182 I live in a hot dog, okay? 945 00:43:00,249 --> 00:43:02,284 And all I want is to have a real home, 946 00:43:02,351 --> 00:43:04,653 and a room that is mine to sleep in at night. 947 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,088 To-- Is something funny, Clyde? 948 00:43:06,155 --> 00:43:08,157 (stifled laughter) 949 00:43:08,223 --> 00:43:09,892 Yeah, it's real funny. 950 00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:11,427 If I were you guys, I'd be super pissed 951 00:43:11,493 --> 00:43:13,195 at my mom because you worked hard for this money. 952 00:43:13,262 --> 00:43:14,997 All right, Cartman, stop fucking around. 953 00:43:15,064 --> 00:43:16,365 Obviously, those aren't real. 954 00:43:16,432 --> 00:43:19,068 I didn't say they're real. They're not real. 955 00:43:19,134 --> 00:43:20,970 They're silicone implants surgically inserted 956 00:43:21,036 --> 00:43:22,404 under the chest muscle. 957 00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:23,973 Nobody believes you actually got fake tits. 958 00:43:24,039 --> 00:43:25,474 These are real fake tits. 959 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:28,210 Kenny, feel them. Go on. feel them. 960 00:43:33,716 --> 00:43:35,150 Those are fucking real, dude. 961 00:43:35,217 --> 00:43:36,652 -What? -Thank you, Kenny. 962 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,520 Now, if we can all get our minds off fucking boobs 963 00:43:38,587 --> 00:43:40,856 for a second, something's happened to my mom. 964 00:43:40,923 --> 00:43:43,025 TOLKIEN: Mom? Mom, what's wrong? 965 00:43:43,092 --> 00:43:46,161 Mom, slow down, I can't understand you. 966 00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:49,565 What do you mean Dad is missing? 967 00:43:49,631 --> 00:43:51,667 See? 968 00:43:56,071 --> 00:43:58,707 I want to congratulate you, Pi Pi. 969 00:43:58,774 --> 00:44:01,210 It appears you've won the streaming wars. 970 00:44:01,276 --> 00:44:05,014 And I want to thank-a you for your service. 971 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,216 It's been-a nice working with you. 972 00:44:07,282 --> 00:44:10,085 (chuckles) You think it's over? 973 00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:11,754 You're gonna need me more than ever. 974 00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:15,290 Oh, but, uh, but I have-a everything I need now. 975 00:44:15,357 --> 00:44:17,526 Water? 976 00:44:17,593 --> 00:44:19,661 You silly little guy. 977 00:44:19,728 --> 00:44:22,464 You really think you own all the water now? 978 00:44:22,531 --> 00:44:25,200 You know who actually owns the water? 979 00:44:25,267 --> 00:44:27,102 The State of Colorado. 980 00:44:27,169 --> 00:44:28,837 Every drop that rains from the sky. 981 00:44:28,904 --> 00:44:31,673 Your little water rights won't mean anything when Arizona 982 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:34,810 comes knocking, when Kansas wants all their water. 983 00:44:34,877 --> 00:44:37,379 Oh, no. You make-a Pi Pi worry. 984 00:44:37,446 --> 00:44:40,949 You're gonna need me for a long time, buddy. 985 00:44:41,016 --> 00:44:43,585 You know who really own the water? 986 00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:44,920 Nobody. 987 00:44:44,987 --> 00:44:46,188 Now, the people a Denver, 988 00:44:46,255 --> 00:44:48,190 they think they have-a plenty of water, 989 00:44:48,257 --> 00:44:50,592 so they gonna go and use it all. 990 00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:53,429 And when all the water is-a gone, 991 00:44:53,495 --> 00:44:57,499 there's only one thing left for people to use. 992 00:44:57,566 --> 00:45:01,637 The one thing that-a Pi Pi have more than everybody, huh? 993 00:45:04,673 --> 00:45:07,743 No, no, no. It's good. It's completely safe. 994 00:45:07,810 --> 00:45:09,178 Just a little salty, eh? 995 00:45:09,244 --> 00:45:12,214 You're planning on selling piss? 996 00:45:12,281 --> 00:45:14,283 It's-a, it's-a destiny. 997 00:45:14,349 --> 00:45:16,418 All the fresh water go bye-bye. 998 00:45:16,485 --> 00:45:19,455 Everybody gonna have to wash their clothes in pee. 999 00:45:19,521 --> 00:45:22,157 Brush their teeth in pee, no? 1000 00:45:22,224 --> 00:45:24,626 And who has the most pee 1001 00:45:24,693 --> 00:45:26,695 in all the land-a? 1002 00:45:26,762 --> 00:45:29,264 Only a psychopath would speed up climate change 1003 00:45:29,331 --> 00:45:30,899 for his own profit. 1004 00:45:30,966 --> 00:45:34,236 Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig, 1005 00:45:34,303 --> 00:45:38,173 eventually, he gonna kill everybody. 1006 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,343 He just gonna kill you first. 1007 00:45:42,344 --> 00:45:44,546 -(screaming) -(roaring) 1008 00:45:50,052 --> 00:45:51,787 ("Use Me" by Bill Withers playing) 1009 00:45:51,854 --> 00:45:54,289 (water commissioner continues screaming) 1010 00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:03,499 ♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪ 1011 00:46:06,001 --> 00:46:09,738 ♪ All you want to do is use me ♪ 1012 00:46:12,908 --> 00:46:15,410 ♪ Uh-huh, but my answer ♪ 1013 00:46:18,046 --> 00:46:21,583 ♪ Yeah, to all that use me stuff ♪ 1014 00:46:24,987 --> 00:46:27,589 ♪ I-I-I, yes, I want ♪ 1015 00:46:27,656 --> 00:46:29,458 ♪ To spread the news ♪ 1016 00:46:29,525 --> 00:46:31,793 ♪ That if it feels this good getting used ♪ 1017 00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:34,229 ♪ Oh, you just keep on using me... ♪ 1018 00:46:34,296 --> 00:46:36,532 (laughter) 1019 00:46:37,633 --> 00:46:40,235 ♪ Until you use me up ♪ 1020 00:46:43,505 --> 00:46:46,775 ♪ Until you use me up ♪ 1021 00:46:51,246 --> 00:46:53,715 ♪ My brother ♪ 1022 00:46:56,351 --> 00:46:57,653 ♪ Sit me right down ♪ 1023 00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,255 ♪ And he talked to me ♪ 1024 00:47:01,857 --> 00:47:03,525 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1025 00:47:03,592 --> 00:47:06,195 ♪ And I want to spread the news ♪ 1026 00:47:06,261 --> 00:47:09,231 ♪ That if it feels this good getting used ♪ 1027 00:47:09,298 --> 00:47:13,368 ♪ Girl, you just keep on using me ♪ 1028 00:47:14,269 --> 00:47:17,339 ♪ Until you use me up ♪ 1029 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:23,679 ♪ Until you use me up ♪ 1030 00:47:27,249 --> 00:47:29,585 ♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪ 1031 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:36,325 ♪ All you want to do is use me ♪ 1032 00:47:39,461 --> 00:47:42,431 ♪ Uh-huh, but my answer ♪ 1033 00:47:42,497 --> 00:47:44,800 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1034 00:47:44,866 --> 00:47:48,537 ♪ Yeah, to all that use me stuff ♪ 1035 00:47:51,673 --> 00:47:55,644 ♪ I-I-I, yes, I want to spread the news ♪ 1036 00:47:55,711 --> 00:47:58,647 ♪ That if it feels this good getting used ♪ 1037 00:47:58,714 --> 00:48:02,618 ♪ Oh, you just keep on using me. ♪