1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,629 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 2 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:07,216 KIM: Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,927 I know something that is hard for my mom. 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:13,514 Like, "Did I create them to get to this level?" 5 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,348 SCOTT: Right. 6 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,308 KRIS: The work, the fun, the family, 7 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:20,062 I'm grateful and blessed, but... it's a lot. 8 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:23,607 So, how'd your call go with Dolce, Domenico and them? 9 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,901 KIM: I got a call saying that they wanted me 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,946 to creative direct their fashion show in Milan. 11 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,240 I don't wanna pass this up. 12 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:35,327 - She's putting out all these vibes from my wedding, 13 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:38,038 looks that we so carefully curated. 14 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,207 - She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing. 15 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,458 - It's not rational. 16 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,795 - It's just, like, legit copying my wedding. 17 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,172 ♪ 18 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,096 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 19 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,350 - ♪ My whole life, people tell me how to live ♪ 20 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,644 ♪ My whole life, never had a [censored] to give ♪ 21 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,813 ♪ I'm all right, I don't need your two cents ♪ 22 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,107 ♪ I got money in the bank, snowflakes on my fist ♪ 23 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,442 ♪ If you tell me what to do, watch me bang up on my chest ♪ 24 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,112 ♪ I'm a woman, I'm the best, take offense, say less ♪ 25 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,993 - I swear this is where I came to get my license. 26 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,578 - ♪ This is my life ♪ 27 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:18,954 ♪ Hey! ♪ 28 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,039 ♪ Watch out, this is my life ♪ 29 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:25,252 - Hi. Thank you guys for... staying open. 30 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,714 CHRIS APPLETON: Today, we are with Kim, 31 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,551 and we are getting her driving license picture ready. 32 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,470 But it's a big deal 'cause you have to live with it for a long time. 33 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:42,394 - Yeah, but too many people live with driving licenses which are not cute. 34 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:49,568 No matter where Kim goes, me and Ariel have got her back. [chuckles] 35 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,992 ARIEL TEJADA: Duh. They say this is-- - I mean, this is, this is the most 36 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,494 important photo you'll ever take in your life. 37 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,540 - I'm turning 42. 38 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,842 That's why we all look so much better than, like, our, our grandparents did 39 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,846 when they were, like, 60 and-- You know? - Hm. 40 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,890 It's not the Botox? [Ariel laughs] 41 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:23,852 - My hopes for 42-year-old Kim is that 42 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:27,940 I really just wanna have fun, I want peace, I want calmness, 43 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,943 I want good vibes. 44 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,615 Yeah, everything. [chuckles] I want the whole world. 45 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:41,245 My height is 5'3 and a half. What does this say? 5'3". 46 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,415 - Get a [bleep] stick-- Get a, a height thing. 47 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,627 What are you talking about? Of course. - Kimberly, you're definitely, like, 5'2". 48 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,171 - I was gonna say, it's definitely 5'4". - [laughs] Five-- 49 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,382 - Oh! [laughs] - Yeah, I think 5'4". 50 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,678 KIM: Okay, guys. Thank you for waiting. 51 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,388 I really just want it to look good. 52 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,974 Like, why not bring a light and a glam team? 53 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,352 It's definitely crazy, but I don't care. 54 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,770 What if I went...? 55 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,647 [laughter] 56 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,483 - So, I'mma have you go do your 25-question knowledge test. 57 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,360 KIM: Wait, what? ARIEL: What? 58 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,194 - For real? 59 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,823 [laughter] - Oh, I was like, "I-I can do it." 60 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,659 ♪ 61 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,952 Are you gonna fix the hair? - Yeah. 62 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,078 KIM: Do you need a blow dryer? 63 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,539 Do we need to powder, like, there? 64 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,916 You guys, should I add "West" or no? 65 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,377 - No, I'm Kim Kardashian. 66 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,379 Oh, my God, I'm so nervous. 67 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,840 Just kidding, as long as I have photo approval. 68 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,466 Chin down. 69 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,846 BLANCA: You wanna keep your eyes focused on the blue circle. 70 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,681 CHRIS: This is gonna be-- - 'Kay, hold on, wait 'til I'm not smiling, 71 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:43,974 hold on. [laughs] 72 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,602 CHRIS: God, can you imagine? - What if I'm like...? 73 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,438 [Chris laughing] - Okay, hold on. 74 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,524 - I would die. - Okay, no wrinkles, no smiles. 75 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,651 BLANCA: It's gonna set up first. KIM: Okay. 76 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,111 BLANCA: Let me know when you're ready. 77 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,863 - Ready. And stop, dude. BLANCA: Ready? 78 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,072 - No. Just let me just move this. - Dude. 79 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,909 - Uh, I promise. You're gonna have to live with this for years. 80 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,660 You'll hate it. - Okay, okay. 81 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,661 Hold on. 82 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,665 [exhales] Okay. 83 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,084 BLANCA: Ready? Four seconds, here we go. 84 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,922 One, two, three, four. [shutter snaps] 85 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,216 - Can I see it? BLANCA: Yeah. 86 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,303 - Come on, guys. We all need to approve this. 87 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,681 ARIEL: Mm, can we try again? 88 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,558 - Maybe if you-- Can you come out a bit more? 89 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,519 So it's not so cropped. - Not so-- Yeah. 90 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:30,103 KIM: Yeah, is there any way to save this, 91 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,439 do another, and have 'em side by side? 92 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,650 ARIEL: Can you just AirDrop it to us really quickly? 93 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,319 CHRIS: You risk losin' it. 94 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,738 - I think you could do better. 95 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,782 - Shoulders back. Yeah. BLANCA: Ready? 96 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,616 KIM: Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:47,204 - Four seconds. One, two, three, four. [shutter snaps] 98 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,622 ARIEL: Moment of truth. 99 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,499 KIM: Oh, my God. 100 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,502 ARIEL: Wow. KIM: We're snatched. 101 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,963 - We're snatched. Looks really-- - Good, this one's good. 102 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,173 It looks exactly the same as the other one. [laughs] 103 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,175 CHRIS: She nailed it. 104 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,636 We work with many photographers along the time, Blanca, 105 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,513 and you, you got the shot. [Blanca chuckles] 106 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:05,848 - I wouldn't say we normally get it. 107 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,099 - In two shots? - In-- Yeah. 108 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:12,229 - We trusted our instincts. First is the worst, second is the best. 109 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,648 That's why I'm the second child. 110 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,525 Thanks, guys. ARIEL: We love you. 111 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,277 CHRIS: Bye. - Couldn't have done that without you. 112 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,695 ARIEL: Bye. 113 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,866 ♪ 114 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:41,383 - Oh, my God, hello. KHLOÉ: Okay. What is happening here? 115 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,302 - We're doing, like, Lemme setups. 116 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,012 You look gorgeous. [Khloé chuckles] 117 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,764 - Darling. - No, you crushed. 118 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,809 Has our girl spoken to Kim yet? 119 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,603 - No, and that's sorta why I'm here. 120 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,688 I w-- feel like-- Well, I mean, think-- 121 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,565 Is that her behind me? - No. Oh no, it is. 122 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,524 KHLOÉ: Oh, my God. - Hi. 123 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,318 - Hi, guys. SIMON: Hi! 124 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,528 - Hi! - Hi. Oh. 125 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:03,947 Oh. - Oh, just one. 126 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,532 KHLOÉ: Yeah. Oh. SIMON: Hi. 127 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,867 - We're in the U.S. 128 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,620 - Oh, we are. - Wait, so you weren't going to, uh, 129 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,787 Baby 2 Baby, Bye Bye Baby, 130 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,664 or Baby 2 Baby? - I do the same thing. 131 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,666 ALL: Baby 2 Baby. - Oh, you are going? 132 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:18,128 You found something to wear? - No. So, I'm potentially going. 133 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,464 As of now, I don't have an outfit. - Okay. 134 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,133 I'm actually coincidentally going and sitting at the Dolce table. [chuckles] 135 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,343 KHLOÉ: Oh. 136 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:27,346 - Oh. - Speaking of Dolce. [chuckles] 137 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,931 - Speaking of. [Simon/Khloé chuckle] 138 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:30,933 - Whatever's going on with Kourtney and Kim, 139 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:33,018 the tension is brewing and brewing. 140 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:36,897 And the more time that goes by, the thicker the tension gets. 141 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,525 Like, let's just move on, we're making this so much bigger 142 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,651 than it needs to be. 143 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,028 Just tell her. Like, have the talk. 144 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,822 No, but for real, when are you, like-- 145 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,617 You have to just talk to Kim already 146 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:52,412 just to, like, move these things along in life. 147 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,413 - Yeah. 148 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,835 No, I think about it 'cause I feel like I can move on and be like, 149 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,628 "No one can kill your vibe," 150 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,589 you know, like, "You're gonna have a good day." - I, I believe you can in that way-- 151 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,049 - Yeah. - But I don't think you can 152 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,509 coexist with her, 153 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,052 and I don't think it's healthy for you, 154 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,138 but also, your guys' relationship is wild. SIMON: I also think Kim's ready 155 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,598 for the conversation. 156 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,517 - Yeah. - I feel like on the call that we had, 157 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,519 she was actually saying things like, 158 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,604 like-- If the sh-- Yeah. - Like if the shoe was on the other foot. 159 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,438 - She would be-- 160 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,982 KHLOÉ: She understands. KOURTNEY: If she felt bad, 161 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,067 don't you think she would reach out and say, 162 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,904 "Hey, I was thinking about it, and I really feel--" Blah blah blah. 163 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,031 Like, I don't think that she feels-- 164 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:31,118 - To my understanding, she's tried to talk to you, 165 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,120 but you haven't been ready to talk. 166 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,831 - Zero percent false. 167 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,457 KHLOÉ/KOURTNEY: Zero percent. SIMON: And she's reached out to you 168 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,627 to, like, apologize. - I mean, 100% false. 169 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,462 - Yeah. KHLOÉ: I'm still confused. 170 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,423 KOURTNEY/SIMON: Zero percent true. 171 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:49,469 - It comes from an old thing of us, like, 172 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,347 being 18 months apart. - Since... the day she's been born, 173 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,725 I feel like this has been brewing. - And just having, like, a more 174 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:58,353 competitive, like, nature as sisters. 175 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:02,983 And then, I think the one time I've even slightly 176 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,361 done anything that was similar to her, 177 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:09,907 which was, like, hang some Christmas lights in my entry 178 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:11,074 that were, like, similar... - Oh. 179 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,285 KOURTNEY: ...which I didn't even see hers at the time. - Christmas Light Gate. 180 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,120 - Like, didn't even know. 181 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,331 - Didn't even know and it was such a thing. KHLOÉ: It was-- 182 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,957 - But it was like-- - An actual thing? 183 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,543 KHLOÉ: A huge thing. - I feel like I go to, like, big extents 184 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,546 to, like, have my own thing. 185 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,216 But there's no, like, sense of loyalty, 186 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:31,678 or, like... feeling of, like, "Oh, how would I feel?" 187 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,890 It's almost like a greediness to, like, how-- 188 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:38,101 what can we do, and how many things, and everything moves so fast. 189 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:42,773 And I feel like we have it all, we have everything that we-- 190 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,983 more than we could want or need. 191 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,779 If I look at the photos from the fashion show, 192 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:51,865 like, half the time I'm like, "Is this my wedding?" 193 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,159 Like-- - But why can't you say that to her? 194 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:58,497 - Because I'm also, like, it's who she is to her core. 195 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:02,876 This is definitely not about a brand; it was about my wedding. 196 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,337 I didn't feel truly supported. 197 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,131 I think it's just that it's like a free-for-all. 198 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,134 It's like no, like, boundaries, 199 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:17,015 and it felt like there's no decency to, like, ask me how I felt about 200 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,269 her doing this so closely to my wedding. 201 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:24,648 It's also, like, no one j-just, like, gives a [bleep] about anything. 202 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,316 It's like the Wild West. 203 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:31,488 Like, we're just gonna take and do as we want, whatever's best for us. 204 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,491 - Well, so what are you gonna do, not talk to her forever? 205 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,536 - That's an option. [chuckles] SIMON: Yeah. [chuckles] 206 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,666 - Let's just go with our options here. 207 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:48,172 Have the talk soon, have it in six months when you implode. 208 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,507 SIMON: Yeah. It's gonna be an imploding. - Or what? 209 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,426 - I don't know. I don't-- - But the amount of energy 210 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,844 you're giving to him and I, 211 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,638 why don't you just give to her and let this be done? 212 00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:01,476 - 'Cause she's so intolerable to even have a conversation with, 213 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,271 that she's, like, on her phone the whole time, 214 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,772 can hardly look up, 215 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,150 really hard to engage with. - What if we put the phones 216 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,110 down for the talk? KOURTNEY: Yeah. 217 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,237 It just makes me wanna, like, run... 218 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,739 KHLOÉ: Mm. - ...the other way. 219 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:14,656 - Oh no. 220 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:17,784 KOURTNEY: I just thought, what else could you take from me? 221 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,412 Can I have anything that's mine? 222 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:24,875 Our family is so interconnected, and we always have been. 223 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,461 All of our businesses were all together. 224 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:30,631 But I think, like, for my survival, 225 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:36,637 I need my own identity, and I need just my own life. 226 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:40,349 I really love having some separation, 227 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:45,562 and having my own friends, and having my own, 228 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,190 you know, family. 229 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,650 - Hey, look, I never knew there was a problem 230 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,527 until I spoke to you, 231 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,529 and you were crying, and-- KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm. 232 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,322 - like, that's the first time I knew there was an issue, 233 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,366 and I was like, "Oh, my God." SIMON: Was this Milan weekend? 234 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,326 - This was in Milan. - Yeah. 235 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,371 - And she called just to say hi to me, and check on me, and then just-- 236 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,413 - Me? KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm. 237 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,581 And then just 238 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,834 started hysterically crying rightfully so. - Yeah. 239 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,753 - But I had not a clue there was an issue. SIMON: Right. 240 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,965 - I think one reason we have, as a family, 241 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:16,885 been able to not be complete 242 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,805 diva psychopaths 243 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,933 is because we have each other to, like, check each other. 244 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,268 SIMON: Yeah. KHLOÉ: Correct. 245 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,937 SIMON: But it sounds like, yeah, the conversation needs to happen. 246 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,398 And she wants that-- Kim, obviously, wants-- 247 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,691 She doesn't want the tension. 248 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,776 And she was, on that phone call 249 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,320 - very apologetic. She was ready-- - Kim wants to make it right with you. 250 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,073 - She's very-- She's very up and down, 251 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,742 depending on her mood. - She wants to make it right with you. 252 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,744 I'll make sure she's in a good mood. 253 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,454 I've already talked to her. - Well, no, it's not even a good mood, 254 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,874 it's the right mindset. - No, I've already talked to her. 255 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,458 - You know how, sometimes, she's in a mindset 256 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,085 where you're like, "You're my enemy?" 257 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:53,130 - I think you need to do a very tight structure with notes... KOURTNEY: Narrow, yeah. 258 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,674 - ...and to not go off the notes. - I think I'm gonna make a whiteboard. 259 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,758 SIMON: I think you actually-- 260 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,260 They can walk into a whiteboard. KHLOÉ: I think you should. 261 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:01,305 - A big one. I think you just-- - What if I just wrote, "Stay Away," 262 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:02,598 and then just... SIMON: Stay away. 263 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,850 - ...that's the end of the meeting? [chuckles] 264 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,852 ♪ 265 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,202 TRACY ROMULUS/KHLOÉ: Hi! 266 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,204 TRACY: Hello. KHLOÉ: You look so pretty, Trace. 267 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,915 TRACY: Thank you. What's the latest and greatest? 268 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,000 - Oh, my God, all the birthday drama, 269 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,959 as you know. TRACY: Oh, wait. 270 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,712 Okay, so how are we gonna surprise her? So, what's the plan for Friday? 271 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,965 Should we tell her Friday, get all-- the whole group chat together, 272 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,008 tell her in person? 273 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,762 - Me, Tracy, and Steph are planning this whole Vegas surprise for Kimberly. 274 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,972 We sorta just wanna scoop her up, 275 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,392 get her on a plane, go to Vegas for the night, 276 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,603 see Usher in concert, and come back home. 277 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,231 It's turned into such a thing, I know, 278 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:55,442 and I know you guys are so over it. TRACY: I'm so over it, honestly. 279 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,986 - Should we not go? - No, we're going. 280 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,446 - Yeah, we're still going, right? - We're going. 281 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,656 We're gonna have so much fun. 282 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,032 And you know what? She's gonna have fun. 283 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,408 She needs it. - I think so. 284 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,662 I call Kim, "Hey, like, what do you wanna do for your birthday?" 285 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,081 And she's like, "I guess we could have a dinner." 286 00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:13,627 Kim sends me the longest list of people that she wants invited, 287 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,380 and she just starts texting them, and telling them they're coming. 288 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:19,466 I'm like... [exhales] "What?" Like, this wasn't supposed to be a r-- 289 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,426 I didn't have a real dinner planned. 290 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,305 We were just doing some, like, casual dinner 291 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,683 because we knew what was coming the next day. 292 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:32,271 Out of the blue, I now have to plan a real sit-down proper dinner. 293 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,399 This has turned into a crazy shitshow. 294 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,984 TRACY: Wait, should we call Steph? - Yeah. 295 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,237 - We should game plan with her and see what she wants to do. 296 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,239 I feel like everyone else is excited 'cause they're not involved 297 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,448 in the planning. - Right. 298 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,450 STEPH SHEPHERD [on phone]: Hi. TRACY/KHLOÉ: Hi. 299 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,994 TRACY: Okay, so how are we gonna tell her? 300 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,829 So, are we just gonna pull her aside and say, 301 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,415 "Kim... no questions asked, 302 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,959 but we have a surprise planned for you tomorrow." 303 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,420 KHLOÉ: Shut the [bleep] up. TRACY: Like, don't ask us any questions. 304 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,047 - Get your glam done, and be ready by... - Get your glam done. 305 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,050 - ...five or whatever time we pick. - And then we're gonna come pick you up. 306 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,427 - Yeah, perfect. 307 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,220 - And we're dressed for our night. 308 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,305 - We're dressed for the night. - Yeah. 309 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,682 'Cause we go from the plane to dinner, 310 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,309 dinner to the concert. - To the concert. 311 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,060 And then after that, we're coming right back. 312 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,020 KHLOÉ: Love. - Perfect. 313 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,189 - Okay. Wait, guys, should I have Usher-- - Oh, my God. 314 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,690 - pull her up on stage or will she die? 315 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,900 KHLOÉ: She'll kill you. 316 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,651 TRACY: All right, so-- 317 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,820 - I do not wanna go up, not my thing. 318 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,780 - That would be cute, Khloé, you could go. 319 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,617 - Uh. Steph, you [bleep] go. - That would be cute. I love that. 320 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,327 STEPH: I could go. TRACY: Exactly. 321 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,745 KHLOÉ: How could I [bleep] go? 322 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:32,956 I don't want all those photos of me up there makin' weird faces. - True. 323 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,375 - Like, get the [bleep] outta here, all you people. 324 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,003 I'm actually not going to Vegas anymore. 325 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:40,464 ♪ 326 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,226 - All right, guys. 327 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,686 Hello? 328 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:58,899 Huh. 329 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,321 Anybody know where Kim is? 330 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,782 - Hi. - Hi. 331 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,325 - You're nice and dressed up. 332 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,911 KRIS: Kim is gonna be 42, 333 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,206 but what I think about today is when I was 42, 334 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,959 and where was I when I was 42, 335 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,503 and, honestly, that seems like yesterday. 336 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,046 You're gonna be 42. 337 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,174 When I was 42, I just had a baby at 41. 338 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,134 - That's crazy. - Isn't that crazy? 339 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,344 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 340 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,345 - I think I'm done. 341 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,265 - You have four kids... Probably. 342 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,724 - It's a lot. - I mean, I had six, 343 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,143 but I was a stay-at-home-mom... 344 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,646 - Yeah. - ...and took that job really seriously. 345 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,148 Like, I was so proud of you guys. - Yeah. 346 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,652 - I still am today. I mean, I'm-- couldn't be more proud. 347 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,404 I think we're so lucky. 348 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,365 When I was growing up, and even in the '80s 349 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,075 when you guys were born and little kids, 350 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,911 nobody really had a family, that I knew, 351 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,538 that all lived together... 352 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:55,581 - Yeah. - ...in the same neighborhood. 353 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,166 And I think that's what we're so blessed with 354 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,003 is the ability to communicate with each other, 355 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,797 the ability to love each other as hard as we do-- 356 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,592 - Yeah. - and that's what makes it so special. 357 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,218 But at the same time, 358 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,846 we've built this amazing life for ourselves, 359 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:14,850 and, sometimes, I feel like it can be... a curse. 360 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:24,568 - Sometimes, I feel like I've helped build something that 361 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,361 can also be a burden. 362 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,363 The haters. - Yeah. 363 00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,991 - They're so brutal sometimes, 364 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,995 and I feel like-- I feel bad that I've brought this 365 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:40,542 element, you know, to our lives, and it's hard, it's a struggle. 366 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,795 You know? - You shouldn't feel that way. 367 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,548 - It weighs heavy on my heart a lot. 368 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:51,929 Now, sometimes, I just feel guilty about... the other side of the coin, 369 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,891 that we've created this life, not only a big responsibility, 370 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,061 but it's also-- can be very negative. 371 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,439 - Mm-hmm, it can be really negative. - Mm-hmm. 372 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:07,152 I think that this life that we live, as beautiful as it is, 373 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,695 we get blamed for everything. 374 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,697 - Mm-hmm. - Everything's our fault. 375 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,867 - Khloé's responsible for Tristan cheating, 376 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,077 and having a ba-- or being-- 377 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,704 You know, and it's like, "Wait, what?" - Or if he lost a basketball game. 378 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,539 - Yeah. 379 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,541 - And I feel so bad for you guys 380 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:23,168 that you have to bear that on certain days 381 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,879 like... we sometimes experience, you know? 382 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,005 - Yeah. 383 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,049 I get where my mom is coming from 384 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,427 because this past year really has been wild for our family. 385 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,597 But all of this is a part of our journey. 386 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,933 God makes no mistakes. 387 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,185 All of this is happening for us 388 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,480 for the lessons that we have to learn here on this planet. 389 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,816 KRIS: Do you remember-- 390 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:46,817 This is gonna make me cry, 391 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:50,404 but do you remember when you were robbed in Paris, 392 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,073 and you were tied up and thrown into a bathtub, 393 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,783 and that-- the trauma of that, 394 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,952 and I remember you said, 395 00:17:56,952 --> 00:18:01,623 "Thank God it happened to me because if it happened to anybody else, 396 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,709 they wouldn't have been able to survive." 397 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,086 - Totally. - And it wouldn't have happened the same way. 398 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,173 But you, you know, kind of, 399 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:12,092 handle every situation like that. - Like, when it was done, I was just like-- 400 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,178 - Yeah. - "Thank God this was me 401 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:15,554 "and not one of my sisters... - Yeah. 402 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,932 - ...because it would, like, [bleep] them up for life." 403 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,017 - For life. 404 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,605 When my kids are in pain, I'm in pain. 405 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,607 When my kids hurt, I hurt. 406 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,734 And I never know what I'm gonna wake up to. 407 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:34,907 It could be the greatest day in the world and just feeling so blessed to be alive, 408 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:37,284 or it could be a little dark, 409 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:41,121 and there could be things going on that we can't control. 410 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,208 I don't know anyone who could've handled what you-- 411 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,918 I'm so proud of you... 412 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,711 - Thank you. - ...every single day... 413 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,463 - Thank you. - ...for the way that you live your life. 414 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,507 I wish that everybody knew how 415 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:54,051 beautiful and delicious your heart was. - But you can't-- Thank you. 416 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,220 - And they would never say one thing about you. - But you live in this guilt 417 00:18:56,220 --> 00:19:00,140 thinking like, "I wish I didn't," you know, "help all my kids get famous." 418 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,767 You just can't live like that. 419 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,354 This is also our journeys, and we wanted this, 420 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:08,190 and you just helped us fulfill our dreams, 421 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,150 and, like, what our potential was. 422 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,235 - Yeah. - You know? 423 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:15,280 Life is about hardships and how you get through them. 424 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,115 - Yeah. - And we know how to get through them. 425 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,867 - Yeah, we do. - It's the one thing we do. 426 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:24,873 I think, like... the Kardashians, like, we don't stoop... to anyone's level, 427 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,709 and we get through things, and we get through them together. 428 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,296 Thank God we have each other. Thank God we have that support system. 429 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,882 - Yeah. - That is what I base a lot of my sanity on. 430 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,425 Absolutely. - It's our saving grace 431 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,678 that we get to live life with one another. - It's our sanity. 432 00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,680 - Yeah, that's a gift. 433 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,890 And I hope you appreciate that gift. - Yeah. 434 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,226 No, I do... I do. 435 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,192 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 436 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,585 - Oh, my God, she's gonna love it. 437 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,003 I love it. 438 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:15,299 I am hosting Kimberly's birthday dinner 439 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,634 at her offices 440 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,763 because I really didn't know I was hosting a dinner until, like, Tuesday, 441 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,474 and it's Friday, so voila. 442 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,643 But how gorgeous is it? 443 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,645 ♪ 444 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,774 - Hi! Hi! KHLOÉ: Hi, Mom. 445 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,611 KRIS: This is stunning. 446 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:39,448 Khloé put so much love and passion into this, 447 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,074 and making it really special for Kim 448 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:45,579 because Kim's usually the one who's making everything so special for us. 449 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,915 Where's the birthday girl? Is she not here? 450 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:48,916 PERSON: Nope, we beat her. 451 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,001 - You look so good, Kourt. 452 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:55,047 She texts me at 7:55, "Is this an on-time kind of thing?" 453 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,216 - Today is Kim's birthday 454 00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,927 and no matter what's going on between us, 455 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,970 you know, we always show up for each other. 456 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:05,265 Of course, I'm going to celebrate my sister. 457 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,267 ♪ 458 00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:16,777 KYLIE: Hi! You look stunning! - Hi. 459 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:20,197 - Are you kidding me? - Oh, hold on. [chuckles] 460 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,198 Yes. 461 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,950 - No, you look amazing. 462 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,910 Oh, my God, bitch. 463 00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:29,581 This is, literally, your color. You look amazing! I'm serious. 464 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:34,419 Seriously, you really do. - Oh! Thank you. 465 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,088 ♪ 466 00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:48,308 COREY GAMBLE: Happy birthday, beautiful. - Ahh! The birthday girl! 467 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,312 KIM: Oh, my God, it's so beautiful. 468 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,649 Khloé created such a nice vibe at my office. 469 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,819 It's such a fun time with everyone that I love. 470 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:01,196 It's just so intimate and beautiful. 471 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:04,700 You look so pretty. - Hi, you look so pretty. 472 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,494 Happy birthday, bitch. 473 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,455 - Thank you. - You're an hour late to your own party? 474 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,583 Everyone, sit down! 475 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,501 [clinking glass] Let's sit down for dinner! 476 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:19,006 The birthday girl's here an hour late; let's sit down. 477 00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:21,675 - From a basketball game, I had to! 478 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:25,137 - Well, Tracy was at the same game and she's here. 479 00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:26,930 ♪ 480 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:35,772 - Yes. 481 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,108 - Okay. 482 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:45,866 - Well, I have you guys, so why do I need to invite anyone? 483 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,160 - It's not just us. 484 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:51,205 - Okay. 485 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:59,880 - I love everything, yes. Surprise me. Kind of. 486 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:04,760 - Yeah. 487 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,179 I'm surrendering this year, though. 488 00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:08,805 Surprise me. 489 00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:11,934 I can't control everything. 490 00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:15,854 - You can. 491 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,856 [indistinct chatter] 492 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:22,486 - I mean... 493 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,703 - Yes, I do, I know the whole thing. 494 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,914 PRODUCER: Wait, at the party? - Absolutely. 495 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,584 - Abso-[bleep]-lutely. 496 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,712 I knew everything because everyone has a big [bleep] mouth. 497 00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:43,257 Benny Medina called me, "Have fun in Vegas," 498 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:45,634 and he goes, "Oops, am I not supposed to tell you that?" 499 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:47,261 Shelli Azoff called me on my birthday, 500 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:49,388 and was like, "I'm so sorry I can't come to Vegas." 501 00:23:49,388 --> 00:23:51,640 And then she goes, "Shit, did I just ruin this for you?" 502 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,100 I knew the whole time. 503 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,477 But I'm a nice person, and I want people to feel like 504 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,564 their surprises are supr-- I'm a good actress. 505 00:23:59,022 --> 00:23:59,857 [clicks tongue] 506 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,984 Call me, Hollywood. 507 00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,820 - And you need to wear your thottiest, sexiest-- 508 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,155 KHLOÉ: You need to wear what Danielle has for you. 509 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,198 TRACY: Maybe tomorrow night if you wanna wear 510 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,741 the crystal bra and the crystal pants. - We'll see you tomorrow. 511 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,952 If you wanna wear your crystal outfit, tomorrow's the day. - Okay. 512 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:13,871 TRACY: Tomorrow's the night for that out-- that look. 513 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:14,705 - Okay. 514 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:17,541 So, I know Khloé's worked so hard on this surprise, 515 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:20,210 so I'm not gonna act like I know anything. 516 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:22,129 I don't wanna make 'em feel bad. 517 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,589 - Khloé! 518 00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:24,965 KHLOÉ: And we love you, 519 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,925 and eat your [bleep] Nobu, and shut the [bleep] up, 520 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:29,219 and have your lychee martini, bitch. 521 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,972 - [yells] Khloé, I sent you a text, read it! 522 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:35,058 - [yells] Okay, Mom! It's like Game of Thrones! 523 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,019 KRIS [yells]: This is wild! 524 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,146 - [yells] Oh, yes, Mom, go ahead! 525 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,105 KRIS: Okay. 526 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,942 So, Shelli and I... are gonna give a toast. 527 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:47,738 So, I just wanna say, before I have another martini, 528 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:51,325 as I said today when I wished you happy birthday, 529 00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:54,328 you are the strongest woman in the world. 530 00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,955 KRIS: You are a rock star, 531 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:59,166 and I'm so proud of you. - Wait, you sent Khloé the same text? 532 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,752 - What? - You sent Khloé the same text? 533 00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:03,003 [laughing] 534 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,922 KRIS: You are-- - Let her finish. 535 00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:06,173 Let her finish. - Stop it. 536 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:08,258 We all look up to you. 537 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:09,927 You're a superpower. 538 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,803 [Khloé laughing] And you are pretty much now, 539 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,722 at this point, the leader of our family. 540 00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:15,849 You're like the person we all go to when-- 541 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:16,850 Huh? - What? 542 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:19,478 - No, but she's like a-- she's magic. 543 00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:21,730 - Hey, I don't have time to take on those duties. 544 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:22,856 [guests laughing] 545 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,484 - I love you, I am so honored, 546 00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:28,237 but I'm not ready for you to pass the baton. 547 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,489 You need at least five more years. 548 00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:32,199 - I am in awe of every single day 549 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,701 the way you handle every single thing in life. 550 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:40,165 - I mean, if she wants to be, ya know? 551 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:43,168 It's not a cult that I'm following. [chuckles] 552 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:47,005 KRIS: Everything that comes your way, and not only do you do it for yourself, 553 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,550 but you do it for the rest of us. 554 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,968 KHLOÉ: Kourtney's on her best behavior. 555 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:53,804 Of course, they're not gonna duke it out here. 556 00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:54,638 Like, please. 557 00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:59,142 There's no tension, like... that anyone else would notice. 558 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,811 Any time my mom would, like, praise Kim, 559 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:02,604 which is what you do on someone's birthday, 560 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,940 you praise the birthday person, 561 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,859 I would just, like, try to stare at Kourt, 562 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:10,487 but, like, subtly, like, "Is she okay? Like, what's happening?" 563 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,616 - I just wanna tell you that thank you for choosing me to be your mommy. 564 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:18,036 I say that every night when I go to bed and I say my prayers. 565 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,663 You are somebody that-- 566 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:22,583 You handle all of us. You handle your kids. 567 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:28,172 I tell you this, I say to you, I don't think I could've done what you do. 568 00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:30,966 And I don't know what more I can say. 569 00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:33,760 But I-- You know, we all-- KHLOÉ: Mom, this speech is so amazing. 570 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,264 I love you. KRIS: Shut up! I'm almost done. 571 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,224 - Where's the hook? Bring-- KRIS: I don't need a hook. 572 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:42,227 - Get her. - You have had the [bleep] year from hell, 573 00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:43,645 and I'm proud of you. 574 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,023 [applause, cheering] 575 00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:49,610 KRIS: That's what I wanna say! - That's the best way to put it. 576 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,570 - Happy birthday to Kimberly. 577 00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:54,281 Cheers, everyone! - I love you guys. 578 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,866 KHLOÉ: Cheers! 579 00:26:55,866 --> 00:27:00,996 GUESTS [singing]: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 580 00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:05,626 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 581 00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:12,174 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Kimberly ♪ 582 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:18,889 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 583 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:21,975 [applause, cheering] 584 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:25,604 KHLOÉ: You better blow, bitch! Blow! 585 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,317 [applause, cheering] 586 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,277 - You guys, I feel like this is my year. 587 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:35,697 ♪ This is Gonna Be Good by Becca Lynn playing ♪ 588 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,242 - ♪ A little bit out of line ♪ 589 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,701 ♪ Catch it on the rewind ♪ 590 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,620 ♪ This is gonna be good, it's gonna be fine ♪ 591 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,997 ♪ It's gonna be all right ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 592 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,999 - ♪ A little bit out of line ♪ 593 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,209 ♪ Catch it on the rewind ♪ 594 00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,044 ♪ This is gonna be good ♪ 595 00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:51,255 - Today is the big surprise. 596 00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:54,007 So, the plan is Kimberly knows we're going somewhere, 597 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,551 and we're, essentially, gonna kidnap her, 598 00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:58,679 we're putting her in a party van... - Woo! 599 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:02,015 - ...with no windows that can see outside. 600 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,976 - I really don't know anything. 601 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:06,270 STEPH: You have no idea what we're doing? KIM: No. 602 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:09,815 I, literally, thought I was gonna be spending my birthday in bed with the kids. 603 00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:11,316 I was like so chill. 604 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,735 Today is my surprise birthday party. 605 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,780 I'm playing along because Khloé is the best, 606 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:20,742 and, like, I know she's worked so hard on this, 607 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,494 and I, like, don't wanna break her heart. 608 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,122 - Shh. Okay, they're coming out now. 609 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:28,709 - Okay... okay. - Okay, what's happening-- 610 00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:31,336 And I don't know where we're going, so. 611 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,714 I know we're going to Vegas, but I don't know why. 612 00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:37,301 I'm gonna, like, just hold on to that element of surprise. 613 00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:40,470 ALL: Girls night! [cheering] 614 00:28:42,139 --> 00:28:43,974 ♪ 615 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:47,394 - Get in the car! - Hello, birthday girl! 616 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,646 ♪ 617 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:50,856 - ♪ I was born ready ♪ 618 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,774 ♪ Straight up and steady ♪ 619 00:28:58,197 --> 00:28:59,406 - No. 620 00:29:03,202 --> 00:29:04,620 - ♪ I was born ready ♪ 621 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:08,290 ♪ I was born ready for anything, I am, I was born ready ♪ 622 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:11,585 - Where are we, guys? - You shall see. 623 00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,629 - Just a little low-key girls night. 624 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,757 Okay, ready? 625 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,759 Okay. - Okay. 626 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:21,887 - Open. 627 00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:24,431 Go. - Oh, my God. 628 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,433 [guests cheering] 629 00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,853 - Where are we going? 630 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,689 - Like, we have showgirls, we're going on a plane, 631 00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:36,276 obviously, it's nighttime already, so it can't be a location that's far. 632 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,654 We're not going to, like, Bermuda or something. 633 00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,322 She has no bags packed. 634 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:42,032 TRACY: Wait, can you guess where we're going? 635 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,660 KIM: I have no idea. - How do you not know where we're go-- 636 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:48,372 - Hello? Crystals, sparkly... Vegas. 637 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:52,417 - Vegas! Vegas! [cheering] 638 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:55,379 - [laughs] That was funny. - What are we doing in Vegas? 639 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:58,632 - Vegas, baby. KHLOÉ: Go to the plane. 640 00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:01,426 We're playing Usher music on the airplane. 641 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:05,264 Come on, Kim. Help me help you. 642 00:30:05,264 --> 00:30:07,015 You really don't know where we're going yet? 643 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:10,435 KIM: We're going to an Usher concert! [cheering] 644 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,982 - My God, we're going to a [bleep] Usher concert. 645 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:16,400 I figured it out! 646 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:22,823 Oh, my God, Usher in Vegas. Like, I heard the show's amazing. 647 00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:26,451 KHLOÉ: We're on our way to party, Kimberly! 648 00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,120 [cheering] 649 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:33,917 - Now, I'm so excited to be going to Vegas for my birthday with all my friends, like, 650 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,712 we're just-- a concert changes everything. 651 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,382 [cheering] 652 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:44,845 KIM: Oh my gosh. Okay, okay. 653 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:48,056 It's about that time. KHLOÉ: Jell-O shot time. 654 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,058 GUEST 1: Woo! GUEST 2: Cheers! 655 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,935 GUESTS: Cheers! 656 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:56,523 - I'm such an Usher fan. Who isn't an Usher fan, right? 657 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,442 Like, he's the best. 658 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:00,861 - Ahh. 659 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:06,408 - It's known there's gonna be turbulence. This is not a shock. 660 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:08,785 OLIVIA PIERSON: Vegas is always bumpy. 661 00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,078 [indistinct chatter] 662 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,080 KHLOÉ: It's just a little windy, so nobody-- 663 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,248 STEPH: I can wait too. KIM: Yeah. 664 00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,919 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Seatbelts on, ladies. 665 00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:20,714 KRIS: Well, I used to be a flight attendant, 666 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:25,677 so I'm really good at being calm on a plane when there's turbulence. 667 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:28,972 - Everything's okay. 668 00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:33,060 - But, you know, it seems a little extreme tonight. 669 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,480 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 670 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:45,405 KHLOÉ: I'm getting a little nervous. I don't love turbulence. 671 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:48,158 This isn't the way the party's supposed to start. 672 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:52,955 KRIS: Very scary. 673 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,044 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 674 00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:07,511 - This is some scary shit. 675 00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:13,016 KIM: 'They just said it was too windy, so we're gonna try one more time, 676 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,018 and if not, we have to go home. 677 00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,937 KHLOÉ: Are you serious? KIM: Yes. 678 00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:19,773 KHLOÉ: Okay. [chuckles] 679 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,862 - We go down and then we pull back up. 680 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:26,572 KRIS: Are we landing? 681 00:32:26,572 --> 00:32:27,573 - Twice. 682 00:32:27,573 --> 00:32:29,491 And that scared me. 683 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,035 The first time, I'm like, "Oh, you're joking." 684 00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:35,664 And once I realized it's not a joke, we actually can't land, 685 00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:37,624 I was like, "Okay, I'm not, I'm not messing with my life. 686 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,585 Like... let's go home." 687 00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:43,046 But it sucks. 688 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,298 PILOT [over speaker]: All right, ladies and gentlemen, 689 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:47,092 the ATC will not let us land in McCarran, 690 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:49,928 so, unfortunately, our only option is to go back out. 691 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:52,764 But, for now, if everybody can just please stay seated 692 00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:55,684 in case we, uh, encounter any more turbulence, 693 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:58,812 we should back, uh, to Camarillo shortly. 694 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:00,856 - We feel so terrible for everyone 695 00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:04,568 that has moved mountains to make this experience so wonderful 696 00:33:04,568 --> 00:33:06,737 for Kimberly on her birthday. 697 00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:08,947 You make plans and God laughs. 698 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:11,450 KRIS: Well, here we are, back home. 699 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:13,076 KHLOÉ: I can't wait to go home. 700 00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,287 GUEST: I just got really excited about home. 701 00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:16,997 KHLOÉ: Thank you guys so much. 702 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:21,251 KHLOÉ: No, thank you for making us safe. 703 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:25,506 Well, now, thank God we had a dinner last night. 704 00:33:25,506 --> 00:33:27,257 Although this was supposed to be yesterday, 705 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,218 and there was no wind yesterday. 706 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,012 KRIS: So, Kim, what do you wanna do? 707 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:34,389 TRACY: We're dressed up, like, let's do something. 708 00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:36,391 KRIS: I have some money, you guys. 709 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:38,435 KHLOÉ: Oh, thank God. 710 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:40,646 KRIS: I know, I actually have cash. 711 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,358 - Oh shit, there's a lotta people in here, guys. 712 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:45,609 KHLOÉ: Stop. [indistinct chatter] 713 00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:47,361 MALIKA HAQQ: Let's just do it. TRACY: Just do it. 714 00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:50,155 MALIKA: You guys, this is going to be our event for the evening. 715 00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,073 Let's do it. 716 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:53,283 KHLOÉ: We all know how much I love people. 717 00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:57,204 - Ya can. KIM: I can't. 718 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:59,206 Oh yeah, boa. - There's more. 719 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:01,834 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 720 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,085 KRIS: My God. 721 00:34:04,086 --> 00:34:05,587 Hi, guys. 722 00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:07,798 Are we gonna order back here? 723 00:34:08,257 --> 00:34:10,467 KHLOÉ: Totally normal. - Totally. 724 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:13,178 - We always try to make the best out of a bad situation, 725 00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:14,513 no matter what happens. 726 00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:18,433 What else is a girl to do except go to In-N-Out? 727 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,894 MALIKA: Kris. KHLOÉ: Mom. No, it's not a fan. 728 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:22,980 It's Malika yelling at you. - It's me. I promise. 729 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:24,731 - Oh. No, no, I was just, um-- 730 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,401 KHLOÉ: Mom. Just get in the [bleep] photo. KRIS: Okay! 731 00:34:27,401 --> 00:34:32,114 We have sequins, feathers, burgers. 732 00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:34,950 It's gonna be a party no matter where we are. 733 00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:36,743 - ♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪ 734 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:39,162 - Mom, it's-- I don't know how the [bleep] you've never been 735 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:40,622 to a fast-food restaurant. 736 00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:43,417 We don't need hundreds of dollars. TRACY: Oh, my God. [laughs] 737 00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:45,836 - My mom gave me $100. 738 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:50,924 - Yep. I don't think she-- She tried to give me 300. 739 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:55,137 I don't think she realized how much... fast-food restaurants are. 740 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:56,930 But-- 741 00:34:58,849 --> 00:35:00,184 - ♪ That's what I'm talkin' about ♪ 742 00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:03,061 - This is my vegan cheat meal. 743 00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:05,856 I'll have a plain cheeseburger with light onions. 744 00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,233 Cheese fries. Did you get cheese fries? 745 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:10,194 O-M-G. 746 00:35:10,194 --> 00:35:11,737 [indistinct chatter] KHLOÉ: Am I getting them? 747 00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:13,280 - Three of those. I ordered for you. OLIVIA: Yes. 748 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,282 KHLOÉ: Okay. - I have a cheeseburger, no spread 749 00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:17,826 with ketchup, mustard, pickle, extra well-done, 750 00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:19,703 a cheeseburger with grilled onions, 751 00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:22,289 a cheeseburger with grilled onions, extra well-done, 752 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:25,125 a cheeseburger, no lettuce, no tomato, with raw onions, 753 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:29,379 a double-double with, uh, onion, a double-double, no onion, 754 00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:33,383 four fries, two cheese fries, six soft drinks, a chocolate shake. 755 00:35:34,176 --> 00:35:36,428 That sounds right, right? KHLOÉ: Sounds perfect. 756 00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:38,472 - All right. $59.20, please. 757 00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:40,766 MALIKA: Thanks, Mom. TRACY: Thank you, Kris. 758 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,017 - You got it, guys. 759 00:35:42,518 --> 00:35:45,687 All right, kids, back in the car. Bye, guys. 760 00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:48,273 MALIKA: Everyone just left. - Um... 761 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:52,277 - Bye, guys... Have a good night. 762 00:35:53,195 --> 00:35:55,906 IN-N-OUT EMPLOYEE: Fifty-four, please! Guest 54! 763 00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:56,740 [Khloé scoffs] 764 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:59,660 - What did everybody order? Are we supposed to get their drinks? 765 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:03,330 [indistinct chatter] MALIKA: Honey, this is my life. I'm okay. 766 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,374 GUEST: I spoiled the l-- the surprises. 767 00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,919 - Happy birthday, Kim. [chuckles] 768 00:36:09,086 --> 00:36:11,088 KHLOÉ: Woo! KRIS: Happy birthday, Kim. 769 00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:12,673 MALIKA: Happy birthday. 770 00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,008 - M'kay, I'm gonna make o-one last toast. 771 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:17,386 STEPH: Toast it up. - Okay, guys. 772 00:36:17,386 --> 00:36:19,346 And this is my toast. 773 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,973 Kim's grandmother, 774 00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:25,227 my mother-in-law... used to say, 775 00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:28,438 "Show me who your friends are and I'll show you who you are." 776 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,566 - Aw. - And I think that you have 777 00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:32,985 the greatest friends, Kim, and you're so lucky, 778 00:36:32,985 --> 00:36:35,779 and they've done this beautiful evening for you 779 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:40,033 that didn't turn out exactly the way that you guys wanted. 780 00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:43,871 I've been a little down lately, just thinking about some of the negativity 781 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:46,039 that comes along with what we do. 782 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,001 But here we are having the best meal... - But we tried. 783 00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:52,838 - ...the best time, under the craziest circumstances. 784 00:36:52,838 --> 00:36:55,549 But it's times like this that I feel really blessed 785 00:36:55,549 --> 00:36:59,094 to have such an amazing family, such amazing friends, 786 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:03,098 and being here watching my kids have so much fun 787 00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:04,850 makes me really happy. 788 00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:08,061 And you guys are all the best, and thanks for being so great to my Kim. 789 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:09,396 - Love you. [crosstalk] 790 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,398 - Cheers. GUESTS: Cheers. 791 00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:17,154 - Kimberly, burgs, and fries! 792 00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:20,073 KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 793 00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:22,284 DOCTOR: How you feeling? - I feel good. Why? 794 00:37:22,284 --> 00:37:23,785 Should I not be feeling good? 795 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,955 - I'm getting Kris’d. 796 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:31,752 I'm throwing my mom her birthday dinner. Everyone is dressing up like her. 797 00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:34,379 - Oh, my God, what is happening?! 798 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,632 PERSON: Croquembouche. - Ohh! 799 00:37:36,632 --> 00:37:38,342 - A croquembouche. 800 00:37:38,342 --> 00:37:39,426 - Croquembouche. 801 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:40,552 - A croquembouche. 802 00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:41,929 [laughing] 803 00:37:42,304 --> 00:37:44,515 - You okay? - [crying] Not okay. 804 00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:47,851 It's so different than the person that I married. 805 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,561 I just can't. 806 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:52,940 That's who I loved and that's who I remember. 807 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:55,025 [cries indistinctly] 808 00:37:55,025 --> 00:37:57,402 [cries] I'll do anything to get that person back. 809 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:02,699 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 810 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:09,081 - ♪ Woo-ooh, ooh, woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 811 00:38:09,081 --> 00:38:10,958 - ♪ And rebels don't keep score ♪ 812 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:14,002 - ♪ Woo-ooh, ooh, woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 813 00:38:14,002 --> 00:38:15,838 - ♪ This is what we live for ♪ 814 00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:19,174 - ♪ Woo-ooh, ooh, woo-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 815 00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:21,468 ♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 816 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,887 ♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 817 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:26,265 ♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 818 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:28,600 ♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 819 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,061 ♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ - ♪ Rebels don't keep score ♪ 820 00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:34,314 - ♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 821 00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:36,942 - ♪ This is what we live for ♪ 822 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,031 - Oh no. 823 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:49,872 - Why would she do that then? 824 00:38:51,373 --> 00:38:54,376 ♪ suspicious music playing ♪ 825 00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:56,378 [ringback tone] 826 00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:58,964 - I have a bone to pick with you. 827 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,259 - I have a bone to pick with you. 828 00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:08,098 - So, you knew about the surprise for your birthday? 829 00:39:10,142 --> 00:39:11,977 [laughing] 830 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:17,900 - Stop deflecting. 831 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,276 [Kim screams] 832 00:39:20,652 --> 00:39:23,071 - You are a great actress. 833 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,781 Meryl Streep over here. 834 00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:28,535 - Okay... love you, bye. [Kim cheers] 835 00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:29,953 [call ends] 836 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:31,955 [bleep] liar. 837 00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:34,708 What a [bleep] bitch. 838 00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:39,421 [bell tolls]