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KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...
- Happy birthday, beautiful. - Ah, the birthday girl!
We all look up to you and you are pretty much now,
at this point, the leader of our family.
- I don't have time to take on those duties.
I just wanna lose it once. I wanna have a bad day and I can't.
Like, I can't even be overwhelmed and have a bad day
because... no one else has their shit together.
I will try my hardest to keep it together at all times.
- Sometimes I feel like I've helped build something that can be a curse.
- It could be really negative. - Mm-hm.
- Speaking of Dolce. - Speaking of.
- The tension is brewing and brewing,
and we're making this so much bigger than it needs to be.
Well, so what are you gonna do? Not talk to her forever?
- That's an option. [laughing] SIMON HUCK: Yeah.
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KIM: Hi. You're, like, in the middle
of getting your nails done. Hi, ladies. - I know. I said--
No, I said that we'll stop, take a break.
I just have to take this foil off, so that... I don't look crazy.
Also, my remote control died and I haven't been able
to turn the TV off. I don't even know what this is.
KIM: That's very you. - Is there a remote on the bed?
I brought that outfit with-- - Oh, it's on mute.
KOURTNEY: Oh, perfect.
- So tonight, Kourtney and I are finally gonna talk about Dolce & Gabbana.
First of all,
this all started when they wanted to do something with SKIMS.
- Yeah. Mm-hm. - I called you and I told you,
and I was like, "SKIMS wants to do this whole Dolce thing.
They want me to creative direct the show."
- Mm-hm. - "We're gonna have all the underwear
and the bras be SKIMS." - Right, and then I never heard about it
besides that knowing-- - No, then I said, "Hey, I--"
No, I called you and I said, "SKIMS is not doing it
because we couldn't get it together that quickly." - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
- So, I kept on saying, "I don't wanna do this
"because it's way too close to Kourtney's wedding.
- Mm-hm. - "I want it to be completely different.
"I want it to be such a different thing.
"If we can't get the SKIMS element in time,
why are we even doing this?"
That is what I wanted to do it for, like, SKIMS... - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
- ...and creative direct it, which was a cool thing.
Then they said to me,
"We're going ahead with a show of our archives.
"We would love to do it with you, but we're doing it anyway.
You can either creative direct it or not."
I remember calling you saying, "Hey, SKIMS isn't gonna do it.
I'm still gonna do it. Do you wanna come?"
'Cause I'm gonna fly everyone out. - You asked me if I wanted to come
and I said no.
I think it's a feeling of, "No, you don't have to ask my permission."
I'm not here to control you. - I thought I came to you.
I did. I mentioned it to you. - Mm-hm. Well, I remember on the call
I was like, "What are you calling me for? Are you asking for my blessing?"
And you're like, "I guess," 'cause I don't think-- You weren't like,
"Hey, I'd love to know how you feel about this."
You called after the deal was done and to tell me and give me a heads up.
- So, if I had called--
Okay, so if I had called and said, "Hi, I really wanna do this,"
what would you have said? - I don't know.
And I may have been like-- M-My usual personality
'cause I don't really care about stuff like that,
was to be like, "Oh, my God, do it. Take the money and run."
But... because it was my wedding, it really wasn't business for me.
It was such a special day.
I feel like it takes away from the specialness.
It feels awful that my sister used
my wedding as a business opportunity.
She chose the money over me.
That's why she never truly asked me.
It's not that she forgot to ask me or thought that I wouldn't care.
I think that she wouldn't have known what to do if my answer was no.
- But I also heard that, like, Kylie was doing a campaign before I was,
and so, I'm like, "Wait a minute. So, that's cool and--"
- It's not cool, but to me, that's more like Mom.
I don't really expect Kylie to call me or be like--
'Cause I think she's, like, in Kylie's world or whatever.
- My mom did the same deal for Kylie.
Not to creative direct, but, like, to be in a campaign.
Why wasn't that a topic of conversation?
It's something with me and I cannot figure out fully what it is.
- And the conversations were starting from my wedding,
and, obviously, like-- - No, it started at their fashion show.
Mom FaceTimed me and showed me a huge runway,
and they said, we wanna do a-- - It was in Venice, probably.
- "We wanna do a book with you
and we want you to do-- creative direct our fashion show."
- Mm-hm. - So they had had that idea.
- When I chose our designer for the wedding,
which there was, like, other options,
but that one felt really authentic to me
'cause we go there every summer for five years.
It's the life that I live, living La Dolce Vita
with ice creams and paparazzi and all the things that was like
your, eventually, your campaign.
[deep breath]
- I got married in Italy.
Am I saying you copied me by getting married in Italy?
Who performed at my wedding?
Andrea Bocelli.
Who performed at Kourtney's wedding?
Andrea Bocelli.
You stole my [bleep] wedding country
and my wedding performer.
Andrea Bocelli is my favorite male singer of all time,
but I'm copying her Dolce Vita lifestyle.
'Kay.
With, like, all due respect, everyone thought it was so sponsored,
and they thought it was like-- KOURTNEY: But it wasn't.
But I know that. I don't care what everyone thinks.
I didn't make that choice for my wedding because of money.
There was no financial reason,
and you didn't talk to me about this, so you didn't-- you wouldn't know,
but what they presented to me was new Dolce.
Like, lemons and... - Mm-hm.
- ...all-white, summery things.
I was like, "I need all the '90s archives looks,"
like, "That's what I need for my wedding."
Gothicy, a little more romantic Italian.
I pulled, like, all Monica Bellucci was like my mood board.
- Yeah.
- When we went to Milan for our first fittings,
Dani spent two days with Dolce's whole team
insisting on, like, "No, everything on Vogue.com.
"I want before anything on Vogue.com.
I want, like, '90s archives."
- Danielle and I made a PDF in 2017.
They flew in town and made me three archived looks.
- Mm-hm. - All with the crystals.
- Mm-hm. - I wore the white one
to the Celine Dion concert and they were like,
"We had never done our archives, blah blah blah."
- Mm-hm. - They hadn't done 'em since
until your wedding. - Mm-hm.
- When we go to your wedding,
a lot of the looks, like this gray pants and top, were my own
that we had just had in my archive from collecting it from over time.
- Mm-hm. - They said to me,
"Where, where did you get this?"
Like, "Oh, my God, we don't even have this in our archive anymore."
Then... when we got to doing the show,
I obviously had never seen your mood board.
But in all fairness--
- But I think it's just the way it went down.
I get these details, none of these details, it doesn't matter.
It all can make sense. - But there's only so many looks
in an ar-- in, in the '90s.
Like, there's only so many looks that you can choose.
- Right, but I'm saying-- Right, so I think it's--
They clearly did the '90s
after my wedding of me insisting--
Do you know how many times I used the word "'90s archives"?
I was like, "I need the '90s archives for my sisters.
"They are not gonna wear this other stuff.
This is what I need for them and myself."
I wouldn't expect you to know any of that,
ex-- but it's-- that's why I'm saying the biggest thing is, like,
no one called me to say, not Mom or yourself to be like,
"Hey, how do you feel about this? It's this much money.
I really wanna do it. How do you feel?"
But beyond that, it's my wedding. It's not just, like--
KIM: I'm really confused with
how this narrative
just literally came into her head.
The last thing I wanna do is fight with my sister.
The last thing I'd wanna do is intentionally hurt someone.
- We're allowing brands to do that by not just having conversations.
- But if you saw my intention,
they literally tried to have, like, black veils.
They wanted the Madonna look 'cause they wanted their iconic things.
Even though I had worn that look already,
I was like, "That's Kourtney's wedding."
And they were like, "No, this is Dolce."
- In all the photos-- When I look... - Like, this is our Dolce.
- ...at the photos, I'm like, "Is this my wedding?"
All your guys' photos,
the romantic vibes that everyone was, it's fine.
It's classic, Italian vibes.
But the point is it's, like, that was
the look of my wedding
legit looks the same. - I think that they looked really different.
I don't think so.
- The feeling, and the outfits, and the everything.
- I mean, there's only so many
Italian things. - Right, that's what I'm saying.
I'm happy to move on to the next and be done with shit.
- That's how I felt about the Christmas lights.
- E-Exactly, the one time I did something
that was slightly, like--
or that was copying you. - Oh, I'm telling you, I would be upset.
- Yeah. - I get it. I-I feel you.
I would be upset. - Yes, there's two parts
'cause it's-- one part is
me just wanting my own shit and my own identity.
- But you, you definitely have your own identity.
No one's trying to, like... rock out. - But it's, like, when--
But it's not that. That's not even my identity.
I think it's just, like, a need to be an individual,
and when I do have things that are mine,
I get protective over what feels like it's part of me.
I think also being curious to-- for yourself
about like what-- why do you need that?
You know, what is it that you need? Is it deeper than just the money?
I'm just saying on, like, a deeper level if you, like,
want to, like, learn about yourself,
I think it's like-- - Like, why would I wanna do it?
I thought, like, to challenge myself.
It's not just the money, it's so much more than that.
And if you don't know who I am to know that about me?
Like, your loss.
I never thought that I could really do anything on my own
and I was okay with that.
I was more, like, the doll that loved to get dressed up.
So, when I agreed to do this, I was like, "Okay, this is a challenge for me,"
and that was my lesson is that, like, I did it,
something in the fashion world that I was so insecure about.
I-- Every roadblock happened
to, like, push me to finally do something all by myself,
and have my own opinion and speak up for myself and do it all,
and I was terrified every step of the way.
But that's obviously what was meant to happen, you know?
- Mm-hm.
- But it was, like, a huge challenge where I was, like, crying inside.
- No, but I think I mean on a deeper level, why--
what is it about yourself,
and this is just a retor-- like food for thought
for later in life or whatever, but, like, what is it about yourself
that you
have to, like, have, like, everything?
Like, you can't, like, stop.
It's not good enough. - But it's more of a,
more than the material things.
- No, I think it's more than the material.
I think it's, like, proving... - It's not the material for me.
- ...that you can--
It's proving. It's-- I think it is financial, though, like.
Or, like, accomplishments.
It's, like, whatever it is at the moment that feels like that's the accomplishment,
or that that's for, like, the prize or whatever.
People are driven by certain reasons and they make you great,
but there's also something about being able to be
content and happy with, like, what you have
and not feel like you need more.
- Like, the last thing I wanna do is for you to think that I'm, like,
coming for you, and, like,
we don't even hang out as much anymore.
None of us do.
We haven't had a family dinner in God knows how long.
- I just feel like there's this underlying weirdness that's not spoken
because of, you know, this.
- But I don't know if it's just this is what we're saying.
It's been like this since
we, literally, fought in that-- Khloé's old house.
You know? And it's, like, been--
I think it started there.
- But then I think it was all good 'cause it was, like--
- But then you, you have been in Travisland.
Nothing wrong with that. We get it.
You're married, you're living your life,
you have your-- - But that doesn't mean I don't have, like--
Travis is at the studio,
he's gonna come home at nine o'clock or whatever.
Like, that doesn't mean I don't still have time.
I feel like I don't have time for a sisters' vacation.
I'm either with the kids, or I'm with Travis and his kids,
or all of us, and I feel we're in different places.
You know, that doesn't mean we can't do things together.
Khloé and I have been having more fun and, yeah, I'm down to, like, do more.
I think I just, like, wanna run when things like that happen
where I'm like, "Ugh, I don't wanna be a part of this."
I used to be mad or mean when I was hurt,
but now I feel like I avoid, like, I just don't really wanna be around,
and I have such a fulfilling life... without it.
The business and the check was more important than my feelings.
- I get that.
- That will affect our relationship, you know, and it has.
- I could tell you a million things that would make it make sense
and you could tell me a million things that would make it not make sense,
but all of this is, like, besides the point
because it happened... - Mm-hm.
- ...and we are where we're at.
There's nothing else that I could say, but I... totally understand.
I hear you. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that my choices... put us in this situation.
I'm happy for the experience,
but I'm... sad and sorry that that experience hurt you
'cause that's not what I would ever wanna do,
or ever wanna make you feel that way.
And I'm sad that, like... - Yeah.
- ...me choosing to do this would, like, hurt you or our relationship.
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- Thank you for apologizing
and acknowledging it. - You're welcome.
All right, I gotta go. - 'Kay.
KOURTNEY: Thanks, Paxy.
- Thank you.
- What? The fight?
PAXY: Yeah. - Yeah.
Um, I'll see you tomorrow. KIM: All right.
- P's at your house. - Okay.
- And she has her bag. - I love you.
- So, I'll bring 'em to school.
- Glad we talked.
- I'm really glad we talked. - Thanks for coming over.
- 'Kay. - And I'll see you in Palm Springs.
- Perfect.
♪ Don't think I'm weak ♪
♪ Won't fall for this again ♪
♪ You used to be my fire ♪
♪ To tell the truth you are a liar ♪
♪ Was in my corner like a fighter ♪
♪ And I'll say it again, yeah, I'll say it again ♪
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ALINA IOANI: Hi, I'm Alina.
- Hi. How are you? - Very nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you. - Thank you for coming in. Hi.
- So, she said that one in 20 patients,
they are people that come here to get the scan,
find something that they-- - That's potentially life-saving.
We find aneurysms in about 1% of the people,
and we find, uh, cancer in about 4% of the patients,
but the good news is that 95% of those cases
will be at stage one.
What we sell here is peace of mind
because once you come in-- [laughs] - I'll take some. Sold.
My birthday's coming up and every time I have a birthday,
I start focusing on my health,
and I start thinking about what I need to do to take care of myself,
and to be the best that I can possibly be.
So, this new scan, it is a complete body scan.
They can actually see the organs and the tissue,
and everything that's going on inside.
So, getting the scan is really important
because it tells me if there's anything going on
that I should be worried about on the inside.
- Yeah, 55 minutes alone is a dream come true.
I don't think I've had 55 minutes alone since 1978.
- So what are you going to watch?
- Oh, my gosh. I think a Dateline-- - Because we, we want your mind off.
- Dateline episode.
Listen, I plan on lasting a really long time.
I need a lot of energy because I have this really crazy life.
Six kids, 12 grandchildren, lots of other people in my life
that need my energy, my attention.
I want to be able to do all the things I wanna do.
[camera clicks] COREY: Got it. Ready to go.
- Love you, babe. COREY: Love you.
- I don't have any claustrophobia issues.
I'm fine in a tube.
[laughing] I actually would rather be in a tube.
Throw me in a tube, and turn on Hulu, and I'm happy.
TECHNICIAN 1: You okay? KRIS: Yep.
[indistinct chatter]
TECHNICIAN 2: Kris, you can see the TV. KRIS: Oh, wow,
that's so cool. - Still okay?
KRIS: Yeah. - Perfect, we'll cue up the movie.
- I cannot tell you how proactive I am in my healthcare.
My mother worked until she was 82.
That's such a great example for me
of someone who lived her life to the fullest,
and I really emulate that life that she's had.
- Man, you can see everything.
- To have something that keeps you going, I think that you live longer.
"Retirement" is not a word I will ever use.
- I bet she's in heaven in there. She's so happy.
She gettin' a scan, she watchin' TV, and it's quiet.
- Hello again. KRIS: Hi.
- How we doing? KRIS: Good. Thank you.
- That's good, we're all finished.
- How was it? - It was good. It was a nice little rest.
I'm just excited to get my results. Nervous.
- You was day-- You was daydreamin' about me.
- I was, the whole time. - Tell the truth.
KRIS: Thanks, everybody.
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KHLOÉ: What are we shooting? For the Net-a-Porter thing?
This is the whole? - Yeah.
WOMAN: This is all for you. - Oh, my God, okay.
Hi. KIM: Hi.
KHLOÉ: Didn't know you would come to my office today.
- Yes. Hi, guys.
What are you shooting? - Hi!
Um, I just shot something for Net-a-Porter.
- I have a meeting, I'm an hour late. I just can't get it together today.
- You okay? - [softly] No.
- Aw. - [cries] Just not okay.
Just having such a hard day today.
REPORTER: The fallout continues for Ye,
whose recent anti-Semitic comments have caused public outrage.
- It sucks, you know,
when someone doesn't see how different they are.
- I always will.
You'll always, like, hope that you'll see a glimpse of them,
and, like... I hope I do.
[crying] I'm just, like, I'm an hour late to that meeting
and I'm never late. - It doesn't matter. Nobody's--
- They flew in all the way from Belgium,
and I just can't get it together. - It's okay.
It's okay... That stuff doesn't matter.
It really doesn't.
- And I literally haven't changed my outfit in, like, two days.
I just have to get it together.
I just can't.
I don't know why.
- Of course, you do. - I always can and I just can't.
- I just can't.
- You don't have to get it together. You don't have to be strong all the time.
Like, you're allowed to go through this,
and have your feelings. You've been dealing with s--
Like, what you've been dealing with is not okay.
- It's really confusing for me.
It's so different than the person that I married
because that's who I loved,
and that's who I remember, and that's who I-- You know?
I'll do anything to get that person back.
I know, but I feel so bad for him. - I know.
- I don't even think he feels bad for himself.
I don't even know if he knows how. - Yeah.
I am heartbroken seeing Kim in so much pain.
- But, like, I just feel so bad. - Yeah.
I wish I could do something.
It's such a helpless feeling 'cause me watching Ye
is like watching a s-- car crash in slow motion.
Like, I feel terrible about everything.
Have you spoken to him?
- No. And it's like, "Should I reach out?"
- Do you know if that will make you feel better?
- No, I don't think-- He'll probably go off on me.
You know? But, like, I,
you know, then I, like, feel guilty that I posted something in support
of the Jewish community, then people dropped him today,
and I'm, like, is that my fault?
- No. - I posted that,
and did that, like, push them, and I should've just kept quiet.
- No, it's not your fault. - But I'm vocal about everything else,
and it's, like, I never know what to do.
The whole situation is sad,
and I don't know how to emotionally manage it.
Like, I'm conflicted because I don't ever wanna jump in
and be a part of a downfall for the father of my kids.
- It's not your fault, it's really not.
And I think, you know, he had so many opportunities
to retract what he said and he, like, would double down all the time.
None of us share these anti-Semitic views.
We think it's gravely irresponsible.
We're all very aware of the following that Kanye has,
and how his words can be... used to rile people up.
I think sometimes our silence speaks louder,
and what you did was not wrong.
- Yeah. - What you did had nothing to do
with what's happening right now. - Yeah.
People make their own choices and their own decisions,
and, like, I just--
- Kim, every single day I feel bad about Lamar,
every single day. - Yeah.
- I feel bad about Tristan not being on a team right now.
Lamar is forever gonna remembered
of being a drug user, and-- - That's his demons.
- Correct, but these are his-- these are Kanye's things,
but that doesn't mean we don't feel bad about it.
I'm not on your level, and I'm not going through
what you're going through right now, but I can relate.
It's okay that you're crying. It's okay that you have feelings.
You're such a good person, and that's why you feel like this,
and that's why your heart is breaking for him.
People have probably wanted to cancel him for a while,
and he's always said, "I'm, I'm not cancelable,"
or whatever the word is.
- Mm-hm. - And now, this is probably just the last thing,
but this too shall pass.
Kim feels all this pressure.
I know there's so much mounting up,
and there's only so much that one person can take,
and Kim wants to protect her kids from everything,
and who doesn't, but... just I wanna protect her.
I love you. I'm here, so just text me.
Poor Keeks... I love you.
KIM: It's really [bleep] hard.
It's really [bleep] hard, and I don't wish that upon anybody.
♪ melancholy music playing ♪
I'm never like a "woe is me" sad kinda person,
but there's times where I get overwhelmed.
There's so much to think about.
I'm so angry, but I'm also so sad.
Your instinct wants to be like,
"Wow," like, "I can never talk to this person again."
But then you think of your babies.
Thank you.
And so, I'm having a hard time figuring it out.
I'm going into a meeting with Axel Vervoordt
who is an amazing architect that Kanye introduced me to.
So, it's like bringing the best memories of Kanye,
of the best times that he gave me in our marriage.
And I'm always so grateful and so respectful,
and, like, I know that was all him,
but I need to move on.
I can't be held down by, like, bad choices, bad decisions, traumas.
Like, I just-- I can't.
- No, but for real, how many bedrooms is it gonna be in your--
- Well, it was gonna be two. Now, we're gonna make it five,
but these are other homes. - One for each sister!
- Yes. [laughter]
- This will be our getaway spot
to get away from the kids. KHLOÉ: This is the dating house.
KIM: Axel, he is like my design God.
He's helping design this guest house from top to bottom.
Sometimes I just literally can't get a break from my kids and all the cousins.
You know, there's 12 cousins,
so it would be-- - Well, some of them are arriving
by stork these days, so. [laughter]
- I am so grateful that I'm having this meeting today
'cause I'm just having a really hard day.
I really wanna sit with him, and talk to him,
and get my mind off of everything.
So, I want this house to be fully Axel. [laughing]
Like, fully, fully whatever you want. - Thank you. Thanks.
- I want this to be your project.
- Yes. No, they're beautiful. KIM: Mm-hm.
KHLOÉ: Yes. It's, It's beautiful. KIM: Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Axel, I wanna show you what--
- Yes.
KHLOÉ: Right. She needs that.
KIM: And Khlo, look, they found this. He gave this to me as a gift.
This was in the Samurai house, and it's a portrait--
KHLOÉ: No way! Oh, my gosh. KIM: And those are the beams.
I should frame it. KHLOÉ: That probably has such good energy.
- I know. - Yes.
- Yeah. - This is a warrior.
Like, he would tell me for years...
- Yes, you're the warrior. - ...that he wanted me to have
the Samurai house.
Axel Vervoordt used to always tell me, "You're such a warrior, and you need
to own the bones, the wooden beams of an old samurai's house,"
'cause he's like, "This house will bring you peace."
And then he brought me, like, a portrait of the samurai that day,
and it was carved out of a piece of wood that was in the samurai's home.
And it's just, like-- I held onto it and I just needed that.
- You know... how cosmic that is
'cause I think this is perfect timing that you gave this to her
'cause she's going through a lot, and I think she needs a little...
- Strength. - ...a reminder that she's a warrior.
I wholeheartedly believe in signs.
I believe that whatever we open our hearts to,
that's what we're going to receive.
Sometimes, there's no explanation for why things happen,
but you have to trust and you have to have faith.
- Cool, it's a portrait of the samurai. KHLOÉ: No, but you should, like,
hold it in your hands and, like,
absorb the energy. - I did.
- Like, it's so on par with what I've been trying to, like, tell Kim.
Like, you're gonna get through this. You're good, you're a warrior.
And then just for that to be dropped in her lap,
it's like validation from Axel.
- Okay, I get it. I gotta believe.
Thank you so much for being here. - Thank you s-- Mm. Thanks so much.
All of a sudden, I see you. - And let me know.
I'll text you so you have my number, and then if you ever see, like,
art pieces or think of anything cool,
just send it to me. - Oh, sure I do.
- Okay, perfect.
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
- Morning. WOMAN: Morning!
- Hello, Prenuvo.
- Hi, how are you? - Hi, Alina, how are you?
- It's good to see you again. - Good to see you.
- How you feeling? - I feel good. Why?
Should I not be feeling good? - You should absolutely be feeling good.
- Oh, good.
This is such a big scan because it reveals so much.
I just feel very anxious.
Hi. How are you? I'm Kris. - All right, so, let me introduce you to--
- Hi. Dr. Raj Attariwala. - Nice to see you.
- Dr. Raj has done more of these whole-body clinical diagnostic scans
than anyone else in the world put together.
PRODUCER: How are you feelin', Kris?
- I feel-- Well, you know, I'm always nervous
'cause you, you don't know what you're--
especially about my brain.
If the body falls apart, the brain needs to stay.
The brain needs to stay, so yeah, here we go.
All right. - So, um,
what we're doing here is we're actually looking through the brain.
So, here's all the cerebellar tissue,
and then we're coming up here into the higher-functioning
portion of the brain.
Your brain here looks perfect.
There's no concerning lesions whatsoever in your brain.
It, it looks good.
[laughter] KRIS: Thank God.
- Wow, like a camera's in your head.
That's great detail.
- Now, when we look through the lungs, and again, all that looks perfectly fine.
- Damn, you cannot cheat this machine. [Dr. Raj chuckles]
DR. RAJ ATTARIWALA: Here in the lower back, we can see that,
you know, we've probably had a little bit of low-grade back pain.
Ya see how this isn't perfectly lined up?
KRIS: Yeah. DR. RAJ: And so, it's probably
a little bit worse on your right side than
your left side is what we're seeing. KRIS: Yeah.
DR. RAJ: We can actually look at the liver.
Everything there looks perfectly fine.
- I see, I see a martini glass in there. [laughter]
Is that, is that weird? [laughter]
- We can actually see the, the hip replacement on the right side.
You can see how it's all black,
and that's because of the metal. KRIS: Titanium.
DR. RAJ: The titanium, exactly.
So, that's you. Any questions?
- Uh, no, you answered 'em.
[Dr. Raj chuckles] I'm, I'm thrilled.
I mean, it makes me feel good that you didn't find anything.
So, that's good news. - Yeah, no, I-- you're incredibly healthy.
Knowing your age, I'd kinda put you, like,
well into the-- in the 40s is, is kinda where your body fits.
- The 40s?! DR. RAJ: Yeah.
- I told you. - Babe!
- I told you. DR. RAJ: Yeah.
- Oh, my God, that's amazing. - I always tell her that,
but now, you'll get the credit. - I'm like a 40-year-old, babe.
Guys, I'm 40!
I am, literally, 40 years old... physically.
To hear that I'm young on the inside, makes me so happy.
Amazing.
And now that I think about it,
this isn't the first time I've been told I'm in my 40s.
- All my patients ask me, "What is your secret?"
- Yeah, you are. [chuckling]
- Well, you don't look a day over 41. - [softly] Oh, my God.
Can't wait to tell my kids I'm their same age.
I'm 40 again, guys.
I'm 40, and my brain looks great by the way.
♪
- Just no shoes on my new carpet.
- Oh, girl, you're talkin' to the right girl.
I hate shoes inside. KOURTNEY: Really?
KHLOÉ: Have you met me?
KOURTNEY: Yes, I have met you before. - Oh, thank goodness you've met.
- My socks don't match my outfit.
KHLOÉ: I don't think your outfit matches your outfit.
- It does.
- Kim has been through so much the past couple days,
the past couple years, to be honest, and this is what we do.
When one sister is having a tough time,
we are here for one another.
How are you feeling today? - Tired.
KHLOÉ: I bet. - Why? Did you not sleep?
- She's emotionally exhausted. KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- Thank God for my family. They are so supportive.
No matter what any of us are going through,
we will always be there to make sure that we're okay,
that our spirits are good.
- I'm throwing Mom's birthday party. - That's so nice of you.
- I said, "Mom, where's your birthday party gonna be, at your house?"
'Cause she's like, "Hold-- Don't forget. Hold November 3rd."
And then she's like, "I don't know actually."
And then I was thinking that's so not like her
to be like, "I don't know where my birthday party's gonna be."
- I think you think Mom is, like, senile or something?
Like, you've been questioning her. - No, I just think she's--
something's going on.
I was like, "Oh, my gosh, can I throw your birthday dinner?
I'd be happy to have it at my house if you want."
- It's so nice coming from you, too-- - And then I said--
I don't hate my mother like you think.
- I'm just saying it's very nice of you, that-- I-- that will go a long way.
I think Mom will be so appreciative that you...
- Yeah, no, I'm excited. - ...out of all of the kids.
- I'm so excited.
I thought of this idea of how funny would it be if everyone who comes to the party
is dressed like Kris Jenner?
- Make it nice for Mom. KOURTNEY: Like a little martini.
- Yeah, like, make it Mom. - Yeah, no, that's the point,
obviously. Thank you.
I've been throwing parties for a long time. - Make it Mom.
KOURTNEY: She's like, "I'm just excited to celebrate."
She's like, "No one-- This is the nicest thing anyone's done
for me in a long time."
I'm sure she says that to everybody. - That's so nice.
KHLOÉ: That's so nice.
[phone buzzing] - Hi!
KRIS [on phone]: Hi!
- I'm with Kourt, Kim, and me. KRIS: Yeah.
- This is all Kourtney.
How nice that Kourtney's doing this for you.
Not that we're really in, like, the most partying mood,
but I think we can all agree that
this party is probably what we all really need.
Let's let our hair down, pixie cut style.
- I knew it. - I knew it. I knew it!
♪ light music playing ♪
- Can I spend some quality time with you today?
I love my life with my babies.
What if I was like, "Oh, my God, there's a fire!
Oh, my God, oh, my God!"
Oh, that got your attention.
This week, in particular, has been so hard.
Obviously, there's just times in life when things get really hectic
and I think you just have to tune it all out
and realize that being a mom and being really present
is the most important thing.
Oh, my gosh, a Supreme store just opened up in our backyard.
- A store open, open in our backyard.
- I was just tryin' to see if you were paying attention.
[kids screaming]
Guys, guys, guys! Come back in.
[kids crying] Oh. Guys, guy-- What did you do?
I am in the trenches.
I mean, I'm the one, like, doing all the daily stuff all the time.
[child yelling]
- Mommy, I got my backpack.
- You wanna go pack your snack?
I do the morning routine. I do the night routine.
It's like a pit stop, like with race cars.
It's like, "Brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your teeth,
brush your teeth," you know, "Do your hair, do your hair, do your--"
It's like four in a row, like changing tires, like, really quickly.
Okay, show me what you got.
[Chicago giggling] Gum?!
You can't have gum in your backpack for school, can you?
Chi, how do you spell your name? - C-H-I-C-A-G-O.
- Psalm, what does your name start with?
- P-S-A-L-M.
- Yeah! How do you spell your last name?
- W-E-S-T.
- Do you guys know what my name is? - Kimberly.
- Do you know what my name is? - Mommy.
- Yes, I knew you thought it was Mommy. - No, it was Kimberly.
- I know, but Psalmy thinks it's Mommy.
I am just in protection mode of my kids
and just try to hide everything.
Psalmy, do you wanna sleep in my bed tonight?
- No, you have to let me.
- Why do I have to let you over him?
SAINT: I haven't slept in your bed in so long, you know that.
- Hey! How are you?
How was your spelling test?
- I didn't, it's tomorrow.
- After all that? CHILD: Mommy!
- Guys, we're gonna have some dinner.
Phones down, let's go sit at the table.
It's just hard for me to figure out, like, if they don't know anything,
why wouldn't Dad come over for dinner?
Why isn't Dad at my things?
That kills me.
It's the one thing that gives me anxiety
'cause then I'm embarrassed if people are gonna say something
at a game or a function. Is it safe? Is it dangerous?
Is it, you know, I just wanna, like-- I-I just don't know what to do.
So...
I've been managing it the best way that I know how
because I want my kids to see a healthy dad.
You know, it's just a lot.
So, I take it, like, day by day.
[TV playing]
It's time for bath time. [kids screaming]
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
I'm so excited for you to see Malibu.
- I'm so excited. - Like, and see what you think.
- Ooh, opinions.
- I wanna just go have a good day with Khloé
and not think about anything negative.
I just wanna zone out.
I'm so excited. - Ooh, nice.
- Yeah, I love this area.
So, I bought a house in Malibu and this has been a dream of mine forever.
And it's just one of those like pinch-me moments
where I can't believe I, like, achieved a goal
that I really didn't think was realistic.
Look excited!
- Kimberly, oh, my gosh. Such a vibe.
Kim's Malibu house is so beautiful.
It's literally a little oasis.
It's a huge piece of land and she's right on the beach.
- I want you to envision this will all be concrete.
- No, obviously, I know how you do. - This won't be here.
This'll be a big, huge plant I think coming up
without that. - What about a tree?
- All this floor will be gone. Those will be all new windows.
Why don't we open it, so that you get a good view.
- Wow, Kimberly, you do manual labor?
I thought you would've summoned someone to do this for you.
- I thought this was all on a thing.
But is this not stunning or what? - No, it's so [bleep] gorgeous.
Look at this view. This looks like a painting.
KIM: It really does.
So, like, they're doing, like, a big TV there,
keeping the little fireplace,
and having this be, like, a tiny, little TV room.
This is also gonna be, like, a party house.
I definitely need to chill and watch TV.
- But if this is what you want your-- - There's a spider.
- You just said this is a party house.
- Yeah, but still with kids.
It's half party and half kids. - Oh, got it.
- Still has to be, like-- - So, Disney and then Disney After Dark?
- Totally, totally. - Got it, okay.
- It's definitely a dream to have a house in Malibu.
And I think people think like, "They have all this stuff,
and they do all these things, and, like, it's so normal."
Like, it's not normal. We know that.
- This is insane. Kim, this is the most beautiful house.
- Like, to wake up to this view.
It wasn't like, "Oh, I got a house in Malibu. No big deal."
It was, like, I stood on the beach, like, tears down my face.
Like, "Holy shit, I did this."
- Kim, this is your escape.
- Yeah.
KIM: This house is gonna be the craziest memories
for all of my kids, all of my nieces and nephews.
Like, I'm gonna need a playroom.
- But you don't need a playroom everywhere you go.
Do you wanna know where the playroom is?
- The beach. - It's called the [bleep] beach.
- Yeah.
This house just really represents to me,
like, a lot of the hard work that I've put in,
and it's, like, enjoying the fruits of my labor.
And then that's our beach.
So cool, right? KHLOÉ: So [bleep] cool.
KIM: It's new energy.
I'm so looking forward to creating so many memories here.
It'll be fab once it's done.
- Kim keeps saying that this is for the family,
and that this is where we're gonna have barbecues and our summers,
and it's all for the kids.
And, I mean, just her heart, how she thinks, it's amazing.
Congratulations, Joge. It's epic.
I cannot wait for these summers in Malibu and barbecues on the beach
'cause memories is all that we have at the end of the day.
♪
- I'm getting Kris'd.
I'm throwing my mom her 67th birthday dinner
because she had no plans.
I get major best daughter points.
She knows about the party.
She doesn't know that everyone is dressing up like her.
Can I see the photo? - Mm-hm.
- Yeah. Oh, my God. Who would want this hairstyle?
Kris.
KHLOÉ: Ow.
- Yes.
HAIRSTYLIST: So how many people are going?
KHLOÉ: She said 24.
- I am dressing up as my mom where she was Miranda Priestly.
So, I am the blonde Kris Jenner.
I am wearing the exact outfit that she wore when she was Miranda Priestly.
And it happens to be, dare I say, Dolce & Gabbana.
Which is just, you know, you can't make this up.
I'm sort of regretting not going black hair.
- No, you're the iconic one. Don't. - 'Kay.
- You're overthinking it. - 'Kay.
- Oh, my gosh, I think my mom is going to love
that the theme of her birthday dinner
is everyone dressed up as their favorite version of her.
Are you kidding? This is stroking her ego like no other.
She's gonna [bleep] love this.
- Everyone's gonna be jealous of you. - 'Kay, 'kay.
Okay, that's all I had to hear. Everyone's gonna be jealous of me. Great.
- At Kourtney's, so I have to leave at 6:45.
There has been so many emotions for me lately
that I am so excited just to be a completely different person.
So, I pick her iconic Christmas card one year.
- Is everyone doing the same thing, yeah? - Everyone's doing a wig.
And I'm so excited to spend this night with North and all my sisters,
and see which versions of Kris Jenner show up.
- My God, you look so different. - [indistinct] This is cute.
KIM: North wanted to come with me
'cause she thought it was the funniest idea,
and she just wanted to be my mom in general,
on a, on a daily basis at a regular meeting in a black blazer.
It's so fun for her to have these memories with me.
- Mom, what if I actually cut my hair right there?
KIM: I would cry.
PERSON 1: She'd look like Kris. - I can't.
PERSON 2: Oh, my God!
KIM: Ugh, I can never have hair like this.
- No, I will not.
I'm gonna have extensions to the end of time.
[answers FaceTime]
KOURTNEY: Hi.
TRAVIS [on phone]: Oh, my gosh, babe.
- I've been Kris'd.
- Oh, my gosh, babe, I love it.
- Oh, no, you do not. [laughter]
I am Kris Jenner from Ariana Grande's Thank U, Next video.
- You look so much like your Mom.
- I know. It's crazy.
I'm like, "Who would ever choose to have this haircut?"
I'm not sure. I feel like a turtle.
- Can't promise you that.
PERSON: Matthew?
♪
♪ Light It by Dita playing ♪
♪ Light it up like boom ♪
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪
♪ Light it up like boom ♪
♪ You ready to ignite now ♪
♪ You ain't seen nothin' yet ♪
- Oh, caviar. Oh, Kourtney went all out.
- Oh, my God! I love it! KOURTNEY: Hey, you look so good.
- You look so good. - Does she know?
- Hi, guys! KOURTNEY: Hi!
Oh, my God, you look so good.
I love this one.
- Kylie is 1989 Kris Jenner.
Hey, Kourt, turn around. Let me see this.
This is the Thank U, Next Kris Jenner.
- I think I probably look the most like my mom when I have short hair.
- Would you die if I had this hair? - Thank U, Next, bitch.
Just give me a martini.
I can transform into Kris Jenner like that.
Hiii! You look incredible.
- Wearing a pixie short haircut is not for everyone.
Her daughters, like, all my sisters look so [bleep] good,
all of them with short hair.
I didn't think all of them could pull it off.
I really didn't, but they all look so good.
[indistinct chatter]
- Oh my-- [laughs] Oh, my God! What is happening?!
- Oh! You-- Oh, stop it.
North. That is so-- Wait. KYLIE: Happy birthday to--
Do you know what Kris I am? - Yes.
You're 1989 New Year's Eve. - With the red nails?
- This was our Christmas card shoot. You're my everyday vibe.
This is-- - But look it, you missed the best part.
She went to the prosthetic store and she got special.
- Wait, what? [laughing]
KRIS: What? What? KOURTNEY: Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God. And you're casual Kris
with the Juicy. - No, I'm from Thank U, Next.
- Stop. Your-- [laughs] - This is Ariana--
- How could you not-- - You're in my video!
- Do you know who that is?
- Oh, my God, Melanie!
Oh, my God!
You had my friends dress like me?! - You look so good!
- Hi, girls.
- I never would've imagined walking in to
dozens of mes.
You guys, I can't take this in.
[laughs] Just so crazy.
Where did you get this?
- From your closet. KRIS: Stop.
Wait, is this mine or is this yours? - No, I had it made.
- You actually guys look great with your hair like this.
I'm not gonna lie. [laughs] - I like it. I do.
- Obviously, I am the best Kris Jenner.
But I gotta tell ya, Kim nailed it.
And we have to take a group picture, Pierre.
KOURTNEY: Yeah, like, I showed this photo, Mom,
of all these people who dressed like you and they take selfies,
and then there's one video where everyone's standing there
and someone yells like, "Kris!"
And everyone turns, like-- - We should do that.
KRIS: How do we do that? - Kris, Kris!
[camera clicks]
- Should we all go to the table?
Come on, Krises. - Okay.
- It does kinda blow my mind.
We think my mom will be young forever,
and she acts so young and she looks so young.
I wanna soak up every moment with her at every age
'cause she just makes it look so easy.
- Everyone, search for your name. - They should just all say "Kris."
KHLOÉ: I know I told Kourtney to make it all about Mom,
but I really wasn't expecting this.
This is good.
Like, she made it all about Mom.
- When I thought of my mom,
I thought she would want corn chowder from The Ivy.
[all cheering] - Oh!
[applause] KHLOÉ: Wealthy!
KIM: Thank you.
KOURTNEY: It's all really thought out.
Every item on the menu are my mom's favorites from different restaurants.
The gelato's from Eataly. - So beautiful.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, we better get the apple tarte tatin.
GUEST 1: So pretty! GUEST 2: So yummy!
ALL [singing]: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
KHLOÉ: We love you. - Yay!
Thank you, guys. This was so beautiful.
KOURTNEY: A croquembouche. - Oh!
- A croquembouche. - This is literally my favorite.
- My mom makes me order that every Christmas Eve,
and not one person ever touches it.
- I will. I'll touch it. Ah! [laughter]
- Croquembouche.
- A croquembouche? - Croquembouche.
A croquembouche.
Does it look like a penis? No, it doesn't.
KOURTNEY: A croquembouche.
It's like little balls of cream-filled pastry puffs that are, like,
shaped kind of like a Christmas tree.
KRIS: They're little puff balls. KHLOÉ: Croquembouche.
I don't know what a croquembouche is, to be honest with you,
but we like to say croquembouche.
- Grab one, try it here. It's like-- Oh, it's so good.
- Thank God for the croquembouche.
And I also don't know if I'm doing, like, German accent.
I have no idea where croquembouche came from.
Crotch the butch.
So, it might be a French pastry, but I don't have a good French accent.
It might be American. Who the hell knows?
Mom, your croquembouche is showing.
- Okay, my croquembouche!
- And the word itself is just so good, a croquembouche.
- Her croquembouche is hangin' low. [laughing]
[glass clinking] PERSON: Yes, yes.
KATHY HILTON: You are family to me.
And Paris, of course, loves you and sends to you a big birthday wish.
- Kathy and I have known each other since Paris and Kourtney--
Is it Kourtney or Kimber-- were born, and never in a million years
could we have predicted where we are today.
- There's a Bible verse and it says, "To whom much is given, much is required."
- Every single person here at this table, no matter what happens to us in our life,
we show up for each other.
- It's, other than my, my husband,
my greatest relationship that I've ever had.
ALL: Aww.
- I love you so much.
- Oh, my gosh. The speeches.
- It's fascinating what you've done.
The empire you've built. She gives orders like a machine gun.
- Oh, my God. - And every day I learn,
every day I'm motivated.
I'm just so grateful, but so happy.
- You're the biggest cheerleader. I love you so much.
- Kris, uh, it's amazing.
From now on when I'm gonna need extra power,
I'm gonna wear this wig and I'm gonna get Kris'd.
[indistinct chatter] Cheers to you, Kris.
- I just wanna say about you that you are one of the most
incredible women I've ever met.
- The ping pong tournament.
It was all, "Darling!" And with the martinis.
- 1978... was a year. KHLOÉ: Oh... Yeah.
- But the most important thing about Kris really... is her heart.
Okay? It's her heart.
- I love you. I love you guys.
KHLOÉ: Feel like I'm at the Academy Awards.
- I mean, you have been a tiger, and you are a lion...
GUEST: Aww. - ...and you're the perfect matriarch.
- From another woman who supports other women. KOURTNEY: And anyone who gives
a speech to my mom, she's gonna give you one back.
[laughing]
- Take that.
KYM DOUGLAS: We were in the hospital together.
It was my first baby, it was Kris's 12th, and, um,
and she had a satin bed jacket.
She-- Her hair was fully done. The nails were done. I swear to God.
She had the La Scala salad and a stack of Vogue magazines.
- When Kendall was born, I remember that was the year,
guys, of the Macarena.
ALL: Oh!
- And then my mom just can't accept a speech.
So, like, if someone gives her a speech,
my mom would give one back.
- Sheila was the tennis buddy in the '80s. - Yeah.
- Most powerful woman that I know.
- And you are the queen.
- I love you so much, so deeply. - I know.
- I was like watching Serena and Venus Williams at a tennis game.
I'm like, "What the [bleep]?"
- And you look like you're 40. [laughing]
- Your girlfriends are so important. It's like a spouse.
- Oh, spouses come and go, honey. [laughing]
Honey. Keep your girlfriends. Get a new spouse.
- Cheers to that! - Yeah!
KRIS: Yeah! - Let's go, Kris.
- Thanks, you guys.
Thank you all for being the best friends to our mom.
That was my speech.
- It was amazing.
- Kourtney, you are something else.
Thank you so much for this idea and the creativity,
and you're amazing, and I-- you might have to be my favorite tonight.
[cheering]
- She said just for the night and it's almost over, guys.
- It expires at midnight, but, you know, who's counting?
- Let's go do karaoke. - [bleep] yeah.
Let's do karaoke. KOURTNEY: Guys, there's karaoke in the other room.
KRIS: Let's go.
KHLOÉ: I think everyone loves being Kris Jenner.
Everyone sort of has this air about them
that they're, like, powerful, and they control the room.
I love it. The confidence is incredible.
And I love the opulence of everyone.
I-I think all you people need a shot of tequila
because we're gonna do something really [bleep] fun!
- Woo!
♪
- Kim always gets, like, embarrassed by her and is, like, tone it down.
I'm like [bleep] turn it up. You're Kris [bleep] Jenner.
Don't let anyone dim your light. Be the boss bitch that you are.
And that's how I felt in this room with the sea of pixie-haircut women.
I [bleep] love this shit.
[bleep] yes. I'm gonna be Kris Jenner every [bleep] day.
♪
KOURTNEY: Khloé and I are just really vibing.
And when Khloé and I are like this, there's nothing better.
It's, like, we are Laverne and Shirley.
- Bye, guys.
KOURTNEY: All my other sisters sneak out kinda early,
but Khloé and I are ride-or-die tonight.
♪
- This meant so much to celebrate my birthday
with my kids, and my friends, and my family.
I will always be so thankful and grateful,
and feel so blessed for the amazing love that I get every year
and every day, for that matter.
I feel really loved. This is what it's all about.
And let's not forget I'm 40.
♪
KHLOÉ: Next on The Kardashians...
Is it what you wanted? It is? DREAM: Yes.
I am helping Rob plan Dream's birthday.
- For everything you have goin' on, you take care of so many people.
- I love mothering people. I don't know if they like that or not.
KIM: Oh, my God, Tristan called me today.
- About? - He's buying a house in Hidden Hills.
SCOTT: Is there a talks of chances?
KOURTNEY: We've all been talking about doing a Christmas album.
I think it's because we all are obsessed with Christmas.
KHLOÉ: Who's in charge here?
Who does the auto-tuning?
- That was the best thing.
- Guys, on another note, I have some very important news.
KHLOÉ: Oh God. KYLIE: You're pregnant.
KIM: I gotta stand up for this one.
KHLOÉ: Oh, what are you doing?
- I'm so excited. - Are you okay?
KYLIE: [exhales] So nervous. KIM: So--
KYLIE: What is it?
♪
♪ I was innocent, then all your sins started to show ♪
♪ I thought what we had was set in stone ♪
♪ I guess it wasn't a deal ♪
♪ I laid out my cards as I watched you fold ♪
♪ Don't think I'm weak, won't fall for this again ♪
♪ You used to be my fire ♪
♪ To tell the truth you are a liar ♪
♪ Was in my corner like a fighter ♪
- Oh, I just got on this coolest list, you guys.
The Hollywood Reporter's "30 Most Powerful Producers
in Unscripted TV." PRODUCER: Ooh.
- Wow, guys, thank you. I accept this award.
I thank God first, my family second.
Thanks, everyone, for voting for me.
It will always remain in my heart that this is one of my favorite jobs
♪ playoff music ♪ I've ever had in the universe.
Only been doin' it for 20 years. Ha... Better be.
They love me, they really love me!