1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,716 KIM KARDASHIAN: Previously, on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,134 Hi, Milan! 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:12,054 Crazy feeling being in the Dolce store. 5 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,681 Hey, did you have fun with Tristan? 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,974 What'd you guys do? 7 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,019 KIM: He didn't tell me he was taking you shopping. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:19,937 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 9 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,980 All my kids hang up on me. 10 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,315 We gotta get your back better. 11 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:24,942 Do you want me to introduce you to Dr. Pat? 12 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,527 He's amazing. SCOTT DISICK: Yes. 13 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:30,489 Dr. Pat, meet the infamous Scott Disick. 14 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,406 I go by Lord. 15 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,283 You're so young. You can't live like this. 16 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,454 KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: What does that mean? I can't wait to be in my 40s. 17 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,624 30s have been a [bleep] disaster. [Dr. Pat laughs] 18 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,292 What happened at the hospital today? 19 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,088 Amari has the most severest type of epilepsy. 20 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,715 He has the worst type of seizures you can have. 21 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,342 Yeah. KRIS JENNER: Poor baby. 22 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,010 TRISTAN THOMPSON: Kids are growin' fast. - Yeah. 23 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,428 Lovin' the carpool in the morning. 24 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:56,557 KRIS: The most important thing right now is raising those kids. 25 00:00:56,557 --> 00:01:00,394 And I worry that Khloé, with this change of Tristan moving out, 26 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,062 there is gonna be a void there. 27 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,608 ♪ dramatic, orchestral music playing ♪ 28 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,533 ♪ Upside Down by Distance playing ♪ 29 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:22,374 ♪ Now you want my company ♪ 30 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,168 What if we, like, had a crazy handshake, 31 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,961 and then we were, like-- - We could. 32 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,588 'Kay, let's make it up. 33 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,842 - Twinkle, twinkle. - Like, scissors? 34 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,511 [both laugh] - No, we can't scissor, scissor. 35 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,514 Three, threesome. And then we can go. 36 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,516 [both laughing] 37 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:44,062 And that's it. - Okay, okay, okay. 38 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,441 BOTH: Twinkle, twinkle. Snap, snap. 39 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,736 KIM: Kylie is my twin flame forever. 40 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,113 She's definitely, obviously, like, matured so much, 41 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,157 having babies and growing up, 42 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:59,119 but, like, I haven't seen that, like, silly Kylie in a while. 43 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,623 She's back to, like, Tumblr Kylie. You guys know Tumblr Kylie. 44 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,832 How was Milan? 45 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,667 - So good. - Good. 46 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,794 It was a quick trip, but it's always fun. 47 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,796 I just got back from Milan, 48 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,633 and I thought a lot about Kourtney when I was there. 49 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,009 Kourtney messaged me. 50 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,678 And I wish I could share these experiences with her. 51 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,889 I just, like, got in and out, 52 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,225 got my work done, it was so cute. 53 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:25,395 I like when you wear those l-- ki-kinda looks too. 54 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,940 ♪ uplifting music playing ♪ 55 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:28,774 [Stormi grunts] 56 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,526 KIM: Oh! 57 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,779 You're really a cute girl. 58 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,489 You know what I heard? 59 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,700 I heard that the Tooth Fairy is really close to coming... 60 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,161 KYLIE JENNER: Mm-hmm. - ...if we have glitter on our feet. 61 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:45,207 So, let me check and see if my feet-- Is the Tooth Fairy gonna come? 62 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,708 [Kylie laughs] KIM: No. 63 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,252 She has a little black stuff on her feet. 64 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,127 [Kylie gasps] KIM: Oh, I do? 65 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,379 [Kim gasps] 66 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,881 Check out your feet! You have glitter on your feet! 67 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,967 [gasps] That's good luck, Stormi! 68 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,802 The Tooth Fairy's gonna come really soon. 69 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,220 How did I know? 70 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,265 Lucky girl. [Stormi giggles] 71 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:04,560 - I saw glitter on her feet, so... - I know, obviously. 72 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,686 [both laughing] 73 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:11,608 Um, so I'm gonna take Saint and four of his friends on a soccer tour. 74 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:17,114 We're gonna go to... London first to go to a Arsenal game, 75 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:21,827 and then we're gonna go to Paris to see the Paris Saint-Germain game. 76 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,620 Kendall will be there. 77 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,498 - Fun. - It'll just be so much fun. 78 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:31,003 My son, Saint, has had a newfound obsession, love for soccer. 79 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:35,841 So, I decide I wanna plan this, like, legendary trip of a lifetime. 80 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,593 I'm not a sports girl. 81 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:38,844 It's so fun... 82 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,846 - Really? - ...to be, like, a sports mom, yeah. 83 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,765 Yeah, you gotta, like, help me when Aire grows up a little bit... 84 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:44,683 - Yeah. - ...cause I'm, like, 85 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,684 I don't know what to do. 86 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,477 - I'm into it now. - 'Kay. 87 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,647 KIM: I love my girls, but a girl, like, 88 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:55,360 steals your clothes, has an attitude, you know. 89 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,197 There's nothing like being a boy mom. 90 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,199 Like, seriously, it's the best. 91 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:03,160 I gotta check out this house and see the hoarding vibes. 92 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,996 I don't have a hoarding problem. You're just a minimalist. 93 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,749 - Yeah. - And you don't have anything 94 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,958 in your house. - I do. 95 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,003 As far as, like, her having, like, one couch in her living room, 96 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,047 like, that's not me, you know? 97 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:18,175 Her house, like, echoes 'cause there's just no furniture, 98 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,219 and I'm, like, not down for that at all. 99 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,178 Come to my house, 100 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,514 and we're gonna do an organizing day, okay? 101 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:24,556 Absolutely. 102 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,183 I have to go. 103 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,810 BOTH: Twinkle, twinkle. Snap, snap. 104 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,187 [both laughing] 105 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,856 - That's good. It just feels right. - Okay. Okay, bye. 106 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,066 Bye. 107 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,193 See you later. 108 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:39,696 ♪ Bang! by AJR ft. Hayley Kiyoko playing ♪ 109 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,408 ♪ And the rumpus and ruckus are comfortable now ♪ 110 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,993 ♪ Been a hell of a ride ♪ 111 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,955 ♪ But I'm thinkin' it's time to grow ♪ 112 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,206 ♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪ 113 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,040 ♪ Here we go ♪ 114 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,752 ♪ So put your best face on everybody ♪ 115 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:57,005 ♪ Pretend you know this song everybody ♪ 116 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,549 ♪ Come hang ♪ 117 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,635 ♪ Let's go out with a bang! ♪ 118 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,387 ♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪ 119 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,680 ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Bang! Bang! ♪ 120 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,514 KHLOÉ: Scott? 121 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,515 Hi. 122 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,558 KRIS: My God. 123 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:08,976 Wow, that's some color. 124 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,477 - Oh. Mwah. - You look great. 125 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,937 - Thank you. - This is such a cute outfit. 126 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:15,148 Khloé and I are checking in on Scott today, 127 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,694 because I think his back has got him really down. 128 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:20,696 - I like suits on ya. - Well-- Thank you. 129 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,948 She only wears [bleep] suits. SCOTT: Well, not always. 130 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,325 Sometimes she wears, like, those hoochie dresses and shit. 131 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,660 When? SCOTT: What do you mean? 132 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,996 When she's in the club. - I'm right here. 133 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,747 KHLOÉ: She wears a suit all the time. - I love that. 134 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,749 Wait, so you're movin' around a little bit better. 135 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,419 How's your back? - It still hurts pretty bad. 136 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,337 I mean, I still think I have to get surgery 137 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,839 'cause I saw the other doctor. 138 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:39,673 Wow. 139 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,175 - So do you even do physical therapy? - End of the day. 140 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,719 But it doesn't help, like-- KHLOÉ: Oh. 141 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,762 So, what's happening? Are you dating anybody? 142 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,640 - Oh, my God. - That's so subtle. [chuckles] 143 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,603 Well, I'm dying to know. It's the question everybody wants to know. 144 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,479 SCOTT: Really? - Yes, it is. 145 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:58,025 I've been too focused on, like, the kids and me. 146 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,277 KHLOÉ: Are you ever lonely? 147 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,362 Yeah, all the time. KHLOÉ: Aw. 148 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,824 I guess. I can't live with just having my kids. 149 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,118 I mean, they can't be my only-- - I can. 150 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,745 SCOTT: Okay, then I can too. - I can. 151 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,247 - I could. - Mom, you've never been alone. 152 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,248 SCOTT: Ever. - Ever. 153 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,667 Literally, since you've been out of MJ's [bleep] vagina, 154 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,835 you've never been alone. SCOTT: It is true. 155 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,879 - So, calm down. - Okay. 156 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,423 Listen, I cannot help it that I'm popular. 157 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,259 It's just something, ya know, I was born with. 158 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:27,888 But wait, Scott, do you go anywhere to meet anybody? 159 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,473 Where are you going at night? - Like, strip clubs? 160 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,183 [Khloé laughs] - You're-- No, not strip clubs. 161 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:34,770 If you had the opportunity... SCOTT: Mm-hmm. 162 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:38,482 ...to meet the perfect girl, what does that look like on paper? 163 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,566 - Oh. - Like-- 164 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,653 - You know, how tall are you? - [chuckles] This guy. 165 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,279 [laughs] Hey! 166 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,366 KRIS: I think Scott probably has a crush on Khloé. 167 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:51,370 Listen, I have a crush on Khloé. Everyone has a crush on Khloé. 168 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:54,456 The cameramen all have a crush on Khloé. 169 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,499 Yeah. 170 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,292 Paxy has a crush on Khloé. 171 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,712 Ya know, if we could just find somebody who comes close, 172 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,548 we know what he's lookin' for. 173 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:06,093 She's funny, she's kind, she's sweet, she's cute. 174 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,845 KHLOÉ/KRIS: Aw. - She's, ya know, 175 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,805 she's got all the characteristics I want. 176 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,014 That's what I'm saying. KRIS: Yeah. 177 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,433 Obviously, I would never look at Khloé sexually 178 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,269 even though I make jokes like that. - Ha! 179 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,770 - Yeah, yeah. - I just need somebody who doesn't 180 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,564 give up on somebody, like, you know? KRIS: Yeah. 181 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,858 'Cause I have been through, like, a lotta different things. 182 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,901 - Yeah. - I definitely know I'm not easy, 183 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,361 and I'm not perfect. 184 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,612 - None of us are. - But I need somebody that 185 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,489 I feel like I get-- 186 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,283 What's the word? Um-- 187 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,869 - Laid? - No. Laid? Ew. 188 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:32,911 [Kris chuckles] - What? 189 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,162 Ya horny animal. KRIS: Nothing. 190 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:39,209 - That didn't even fit in the sentence. - No, she's just a horn dog. Nympho. 191 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:43,255 They have to have a good sense of humor. He's one of the funniest guys I know. 192 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,591 He reminds me so much of my son, Rob. 193 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,551 Rob. 194 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:52,055 What do you think is the perfect girl for Scott? 195 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,810 ROB KARDASHIAN [over phone]: I don't know. A [bleep] whore. 196 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:02,357 Oh, never mind. Okay, well, I'll talk to you l-- [laughs] 197 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,735 I'll talk, I'll talk to you. ROB: Yeah, I love you. 198 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,320 Love you too. ROB: Bye, Mom. 199 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,154 [sighs] 200 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,616 Whore. We'll just bleep it. 201 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,492 You know what I would love to do, Scott? 202 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,746 I would love to go to a matchmaker for you. 203 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,748 SCOTT: A matchmaker? - Matchmaker. 204 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,333 Is it a madam? 205 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,877 - Basically. - No! It's not a madam. 206 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,671 It's somebody who's really genuinely interested. 207 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,715 KRIS/KHLOÉ: Hi! SCOTT: Hi, my pumpkin! 208 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,761 I would hope so, my darling. 209 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,889 - She's the cutest. - She's everything and more. 210 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,683 P, I have a real question for you. 211 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,144 I wanna talk to, like, a matchmaker for your dad... 212 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,104 PENELOPE DISICK: Yes. KHLOÉ: ...but, like, what 213 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:45,025 qualities should we look for in a girl? 214 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,819 - Older. - Yeah, older than what he's used to. 215 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:48,820 Yes. KHLOÉ: Yeah. 216 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,864 KRIS: Okay. - He was saying late 20s, 217 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,450 but I said young 30s is fine. - No. 20s? 218 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,743 Whatever. KRIS: Exactly. 219 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,787 You're 40. 220 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:57,996 [Scott laughs] 221 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,499 You're not gonna date someone 19. 222 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:01,708 - Ooh. - I would. 223 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,002 KHLOÉ: Yeah, he would. - But it's not a good look. 224 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,003 - But we gotta get over that... - Yeah. 225 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,547 ...'cause you're not gonna find the girl you want. 226 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,423 - No. - Good personality. 227 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,384 KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm. PENELOPE: She can be pretty. 228 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,636 KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm. SCOTT: Oh, I'm allowed to have pretty? 229 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,720 Yeah. SCOTT: Thanks. 230 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,473 PENELOPE: Someone who goes to the gym. KHLOÉ: Oh. 231 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,475 'Cause you need to go to the gym also. 232 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,311 To motivate you. I would screen them all first, 233 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,145 but-- PENELOPE: Yeah. 234 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,897 Alright, so we got the basics down. 235 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,107 KRIS: 'Kay. - I mean, but you never know 236 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,109 until you meet somebody. KRIS: We have enough to go on for now. 237 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,363 Ooh. [exhales sharply] [laughter] 238 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:35,617 This isn't gonna get done without some drastic changes here. 239 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,578 So, I'm gonna take matters into my own hands. 240 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,955 I'm gonna get shit done. I'm gonna make some calls. 241 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:43,041 I'm gonna get some people. And we're gonna make it happen! 242 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:43,959 Okay? 243 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,211 [mimics Penelope] "You're 40." [laughs] 244 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,213 - Oh! But it's the truth. - I know, I'm just kidding. 245 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,840 That was just so funny. 246 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,426 ♪ 247 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,849 ♪ upbeat brass music playing ♪ 248 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,524 ♪ 249 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:11,612 KIM: I am taking Saint, and his best friends, and their moms 250 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,864 on a trip to London and Paris. 251 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,283 It's called our soccer mom tour trip. 252 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,118 Alright, guys! 253 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,703 Our boys love soccer, 254 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,122 and they're obsessed with all the players 255 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:27,377 from Mbappé, Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Saka, 256 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,795 you name it, they're obsessed. 257 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,381 Say, "London, here we come!" 258 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,969 I try to find what my kids' passion is and do a trip with them. 259 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:40,057 I've taken Chicago and her friends to San Diego. 260 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,851 They love the zoos, and the LEGOLANDs, and all of that. 261 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:46,355 Luckily, Psalm just tags along, you know? 262 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,525 North loves Paris and fashion, so I took her to Paris. 263 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,443 OLIVIER ROUSTEING: You look so good. 264 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,696 Saint loves soccer, so I figured this is our trip. 265 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,782 It's gonna be so much fun, 266 00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:00,953 and it definitely just is such an amazing bonding experience. 267 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,997 Guys, when we get to London, we're on the field, 268 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,708 we meet the players, we get the jerseys. [moms cheering] 269 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,794 What's it called, the pitch? What's it called? 270 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,754 The pitch, right? The pitch. KIM: What? 271 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,297 The field's called the "pitch." 272 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,884 KIM: What's so fun is Allison's mom, Shelli Azoff, 273 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,427 and my mom are best friends. 274 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,180 And when we were our sons' ages, 275 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,140 they took us on a trip to London. 276 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,935 Her dad, Irving Azoff, manages the Eagles, 277 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,980 so we went on tour with the Eagles from city to city. 278 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:31,817 And it's just so cool that we get to do this as adults now 279 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:35,571 and have our boys grow up the way that we did. 280 00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:39,449 The big question: when we get there, are we gonna call soccer "football"? 281 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,411 Football! SAINT WEST: Soccer, soccer, soccer! 282 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,414 Here's to the best soccer moms in the world. 283 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,375 ALLISON STATTER: Soccer moms for the win! 284 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,586 One, two, three, woo! 285 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,588 [plane engines whirring] 286 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:56,008 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 287 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,720 [cars whooshing] 288 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,684 Okay, so, listen, we're looking for somebody-- 289 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,519 I think it's gonna be about a feeling. 290 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,855 Khloé and I took everything that we know 291 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:13,483 about what Scott might be looking for to a matchmaker. 292 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:18,030 And what she came up with was five candidates 293 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,365 of lovely women-- - Candidates. 294 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,950 - That she thinks-- - Candidates. 295 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,162 Candidates, that she thinks that would be amazing. 296 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,080 So, we're gonna see what happens. - "Candi-dates"? 297 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,750 This'll be-- Well, you know, like a candi-date. 298 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,126 Candidate. - No, just a candidate. 299 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,836 - A candidate. Okay, a candidate. - That's, that's just 300 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,963 the only word. - Yeah, right, okay. The only word. 301 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,256 'Kay, what's this girl's name? 302 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,509 KRIS: Her name is Celine. 303 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,302 Celine, 29. 304 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:43,388 - Didn't we say 30 and over? - No, we said 29. 305 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,224 Hello, queens! KRIS: Hi, Celine! 306 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:46,433 - How are you? - How are you? 307 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,101 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 308 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,520 - Wow. - You guys look beautiful. 309 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,355 KHLOÉ/KRIS: Thank you. - How are you? 310 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,773 - She looks like one of us. - How are you? 311 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,192 - [laughs] That's a huge compliment. - She does. 312 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,277 - Thank you. You're too kind. - Yeah, yeah. 313 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,111 So-- - So, 314 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,738 you own a lingerie line? Nice. CELINE: Yes. 315 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,198 I run it with my sister. KRIS: Ooh. 316 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,533 I love that. CELINE: Yeah. And honestly, 317 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,201 family's the most important thing to me. 318 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,410 - I, I think-- - Do you have any kids? 319 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,287 No. I want five to 10 kids. 320 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,122 Oh, my gosh. Do you care if some of them... CELINE: No, more like four or five. 321 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:09,957 ...are not your own? 322 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,959 I love kids so much that, 323 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,794 we're open. KHLOÉ: Just gonna take on-- Yes. 324 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,295 KRIS: Yeah. - But, yeah, I'm-- I come from 325 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,757 a, honestly, a very traditional home, I'm Persian Jewish. 326 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,051 It's not, like, a huge priority, 327 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,470 but being Jewish is, like, a big plus for him. 328 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,265 CELINE: Of course, yeah. For me as well. - And so, that's, that's good. 329 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,892 Yeah. I was born and raised in LA. I went to Buckley-- 330 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,310 - Oh, how funny. - Oh, wow! Okay. 331 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,228 CELINE: Yeah, loved it. 332 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,354 I went there for 12 years. - Rob went to Buckley. 333 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,188 Yes. 334 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,108 I remem-- I remember seeing you and Kim there sometimes at some of the games. 335 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,317 It was really sweet. KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm. 336 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,819 Aw. - Wait, maybe she could date Rob. 337 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,487 CELINE: Yeah. [laughs] - Okay, well, one brother at a time... 338 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,822 - Okay. Alright. - ...and then we'll figure it out. 339 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,074 Oh, okay. Yes. [laughter] 340 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:48,287 Who are you... doing these screenings for on the date? 341 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,414 Listen... I'm a mom, 342 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:53,000 and I always have Rob in the back of my mind. 343 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,879 So, ya know, it's just like a little... thought. 344 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,755 KHLOÉ: Oh, is that it? - Yeah. 345 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,090 - Thought, period. - Just a thought. 346 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,217 I think I love you. CELINE: Yeah. I love you too. 347 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,261 KHLOÉ: I really think I love her. KRIS: That's so cute. 348 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,721 - Really nice. - I'll go on a date with you. 349 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,181 Keep drinkin' this wine... CELINE: I know! 350 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,265 ...we'll go leave together in a second. 351 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,018 - I know, right? There you go. - I love it. This is so cute. 352 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,104 - Okay. Okay, alright. - Good star... 'kay. 353 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,314 Mwah. See you guys. KHLOÉ: Mwah. 354 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,315 KRIS: See ya later. - Have a good day. 355 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,025 KHLOÉ: Mazel. KRIS: She's so cute. 356 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,527 - Her energy is so cute. - I loved her energy. 357 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,530 [sings] ♪ I believe in ♪ 358 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,450 ♪ Looove ♪ 359 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:29,453 This gets you thinking. I could do this all day, by the way. 360 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,205 Alright, next. 361 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,834 Okay, the next one. What's her name? 362 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,128 - Kaily-Kailyn? - Oh, God. 363 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,588 Kailyn is too close to Caitlyn. 364 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,757 Her last name wouldn't be Jenner, 365 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,218 it would be... Disick. - Mom. 366 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,385 Her name is Kailyn. - What does she do? 367 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,262 - She's a photographer. - Okay. 368 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,849 Don't you feel like we work for, like, The Bachelor 369 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,643 and we're interviewing the contestants? - She's so cute. 370 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,645 - We're like the-- - Laverne & Shirley. 371 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:59,274 We're like the Katy Perry and Lionel Richie of the dating world. 372 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,443 - What the [bleep] does that mean? - That means-- They're-- 373 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,780 They have American Idol. - No one knows this analogy. 374 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:08,534 Yes, they do. Katy and Lionel will get it. 375 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:09,368 Yeah. 376 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:11,912 ALL: Hi! KAILYN: How are you guys? 377 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,539 - Good, how are you? - Good. Are you Kailyn? 378 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,332 I am. KHLOÉ: Are we saying it right? 379 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,917 Yes, Kailyn. KHLOÉ: Oh, perfect. 380 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,585 This has gotta be really scary. 381 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,338 It is scary. It's scary, but I love it. KHLOÉ: We're very sorry. 382 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,172 Good, good. KAILYN: Yeah. 383 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,549 I know, it's a little intimidating, 384 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,885 but just-- we don't bite, I promise. - Okay, good to know. 385 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,679 I don't know 386 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:32,099 what kind of woman is the perfect woman for Scott. 387 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,727 Well, she's breathing and she's over 30, I'm-- that's a good start. 388 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,272 Will you tell us a little bit about yourself? 389 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,273 Yeah, of course. 390 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,693 Um, so I am from a small town in northern California. 391 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,278 I'm very close with my family. 392 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,738 - Um, I'm in the pet industry. - Oh, good. 393 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,116 I am single for the first time in eight years. 394 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,243 KHLOÉ: Hmm. - So, I've been single for nine months. 395 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,995 I'm, like, in the groove of it now. 396 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,205 What are you looking for in a man? 397 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,208 I'm really looking for someone who is genuine, 398 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,668 and grounded, and nice. 399 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,589 Somebody who's loyal. I think loyalty is really important to me. 400 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,382 - Yeah. - Somebody who is strong. 401 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:09,011 Scott's not your guy. No, just kidding. [laughter] 402 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,846 Okay, well, that's-- We're done. 403 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,181 Do you know anyone else? 404 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,141 Okay, I'm just kidding. - Yeah. Maybe Rob. 405 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,267 [laughter] 406 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,686 Do you honestly think he's, like, ready to settle down... 407 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,271 - Yeah, I do. - ...and taking it seriously? 408 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,064 That's good. - I do, I really do. 409 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,817 - What is Scott looking for in a partner? - He loves beautiful cars. 410 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,695 He loves sports. He raced motorcycles. - I can ski. 411 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,780 KRIS: He loves to ski. - I grew up on dirt bikes. 412 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,781 - Well, so did he. - Oh, nice. 413 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,867 Oh, there we go. That's fun. KRIS: Yeah, yeah. 414 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,620 Is he willing to have more children? 415 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,247 - He is. We've asked him that question and he is. - Yeah. 416 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,875 - Okay. Okay. That's good. - Um, but of course, they would have to be 417 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,544 accepting of his three others, of course. - Of course. 418 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,297 Well, I love that you guys are doing this and just screening people. 419 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,965 I think that's really cool. KRIS: Yeah. 420 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,342 - I wish someone would do this... - Right? 421 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,177 ...for me one day. I'm not ready yet. 422 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,470 KRIS: Oh, honey, we will. - When you're ready. 423 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,972 - When I'm ready-- - Yeah, wait 'til I talk to your sisters. 424 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,307 Oh, God. Okay. 425 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,893 When I'm ready to date, I don't think I would be mad 426 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,478 if my sisters did this for me, 427 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,524 'cause they would probably be better at picking than maybe I would. 428 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:08,111 I don't know. I don't trust my own picking most of the time, clearly. 429 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,155 Thank you so much. [thanking each other] 430 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,532 KRIS: Be in touch. - Okay. 431 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:12,574 Nice meeting you. 432 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,575 Have a good weekend. CANDIDATE: You too. 433 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,786 God, if you could get all four of them to do this for me, 434 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,621 that is, like, wow. 435 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:20,457 Those boys, if they make it through the 10 minutes, 436 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,835 they should just go on a date with me just for the torture 437 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,711 of having to talk to all four of them. 438 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,882 Everyone seemed really great, which is really surprising. 439 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,051 Of course, this is, like, a 10-minute thing, 440 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,553 but they seemed like that. 441 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,388 Well, I think it's kind of like that with anybody. 442 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,389 [phone ringing] - You get a-- 443 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,724 - Oh, it's Scott. I love you. - Oop. Oh, okay. 444 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,935 Hi. SCOTT [on phone]: Yello. 445 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,104 - Hello, I'm here with mom. - Hi. 446 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,481 This has been agony doing this with Mom, by the way. 447 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,732 KRIS: She loves me. 448 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,442 SCOTT: I feel like Mom would be good at it. 449 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,319 - That's right, I am good at it. - I've had two glasses of wine 450 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,153 because of her... - Yeah. 451 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,071 ...and I don't even drink anymore. 452 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,156 SCOTT: Ooh, you're drinkin' wine midday? 453 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,075 In the day. I'm day drinking. KRIS: Yeah, day drinking. 454 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,326 That's how crazy-- 455 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,078 SCOTT: Ya know, she's probably nervous too. 456 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,913 Time for me to head on out. SCOTT: Alright, love you guys. 457 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,332 But I'm being s-- I'm being serious. SCOTT: It's very cute that you're helpin' me with this. 458 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,293 I think some of these girls are super cute, 459 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,961 just for you to, like, go on a date with. 460 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:06,795 I'm not kidding. - Yeah. 461 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,838 SCOTT: Back in the game. 462 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:08,964 KRIS: Let's go! 463 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,883 Mission accomplished. 464 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:14,094 Great day, and can't wait to see what happens next. 465 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,683 ♪ elegant music playing ♪ 466 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:25,022 ♪ 467 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,860 SOCCER MOM: Josh needs to change. 468 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,778 Josh, let's go. Ryan, let's go. 469 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,780 Sainto, come here, let me change you real quick! 470 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,199 We only have 10 minutes. 471 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,326 ALLISON: You guys, come change quickly. [kids chattering] 472 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,245 ALLISON: Come change and then you can come back-- No. 473 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,706 KIM: We're in London, and we got a little bit of rest 474 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,375 so we can be ready for the Arsenal game tonight. 475 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,002 This is like a dream come true. 476 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,253 I played soccer, 477 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:52,466 so I wanna make sure that Saint has so much fun 478 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,593 and falls in love with the sport. 479 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:55,802 PERSON: Come on, boys. [kids yelling] 480 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,430 KIM: Yeah, wait, where's all the girls? Soccer moms? 481 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,183 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 482 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,519 You wanna sit here in the middle, Al? ALLISON: Sure. 483 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,812 ♪ 484 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,274 This is exciting, guys. KIM: I just, like, love that we can give 485 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,692 this experience to our boys. 486 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,277 - I know. - Like, they're gonna remember this 487 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,654 forever. - Forever. 488 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,571 [both chuckling] 489 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,324 So, this game, one of the players is gonna come and meet us. 490 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,617 I don't know who. 491 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,411 Yeah, there might be some cute guys. 492 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,914 Why are you all looking at me? SOCCER MOM: No, no, no, they're 19. 493 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,082 [laughter] 494 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,417 You know what I'm saying? I have age limits, guys. 495 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,669 And I'm-- - 18? 496 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,839 You're like, "After my last experience, I have age limits." 497 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,675 - I need just a little bit more age-appropriate. - Yeah. 498 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,344 - I need, like, 40s. You know? - Really? 499 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,346 - Yeah, yeah. - I like it. I'm into that. 500 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,516 Listen, when you're single and all your friends are married, 501 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:46,395 it's like you have... "desperation" written on your face 502 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:49,314 and everyone under the sun wants to hook you up with someone. 503 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:53,819 I'm genuinely just okay being by myself for a minute, 504 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:56,071 and the right situation will come my way. 505 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,323 Wait, what are you gonna wear to The Met? 506 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,117 And who's doing your glam, Chris and Mario? 507 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,910 KIM: Mm-hmm. - Great. 508 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,455 - What's the theme this year? - Karl Lagerfeld. 509 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,292 Like, I wouldn't go, but I'm also really petty like that. 510 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,085 How, like, that thing came out that was like, 511 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,754 "None of the Kardashians are invited to The Met." 512 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,174 It was, like, a big story. Just came out, like, last week, 513 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,884 and everyone was like, "Oh, my God, is this true? 514 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,635 Are you really not invited?" 515 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,971 So, like, there's something about me that's like, 516 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,723 "Oh, I just wanna show up." 517 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,642 I mean, it was just, like, a thing 'cause I was never invited for s-- 518 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,353 Like, I was, like, Kanye's plus one. 519 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,689 ALLISON: Now, you get your own plus one. 520 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,066 I am bringing someone with me. [Mom gasps] 521 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,610 ALLISON: Who? 522 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:37,154 ♪ 523 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,617 [Mom gasps] - Who? Oh. 524 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,745 Yeah. 525 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:49,249 I have no idea what I'm gonna wear to The Met this year, 526 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,169 but I had the best idea to bring 527 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:57,007 Karl Lagerfeld's cat, his baby, Choupette. 528 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,009 They love the idea, 529 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:02,638 so I'm gonna meet Choupette when we go to Paris. 530 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:05,557 So, I hope Choupette likes me. 531 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,020 - Girls, our first football game. - Alright, let's go. 532 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,357 - Soccer moms unite! - One, two, three, woo! 533 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:16,944 To football moms. Who's ready?! 534 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,321 ♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪ 535 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,115 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 536 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,285 ♪ Comin' up fast so you better get ready ♪ 537 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,496 KIM: Oh, my God. ALLISON: Who's excited? 538 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:30,123 KIDS: Me! [indistinct chatter] 539 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,375 Look how cool this is! 540 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,669 ALLISON: O-M-G! KIM: Come on, guys. 541 00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:36,421 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, comin' up... ♪ 542 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,508 KID: This is huge! KIM: How cool, right? 543 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,718 We are at the Arsenal game. 544 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,680 It is so exciting just to be in the stadium. 545 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,058 Our boys couldn't be more excited for this game, 546 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,894 and it's just so fun to see this joy in them. 547 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,688 KIDS [chanting]: Go Arsenal! 548 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:55,607 No one's out there yet, boys. Let's just wait. 549 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,111 I like soccer, but I never had this, like, passion before. 550 00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:01,280 And the fact that all the boys love it so much 551 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,948 just makes it so much fun. 552 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:04,950 Guys, who's your favorite player on Arsenal? 553 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,578 KIDS: Saka! KID: Jesus! 554 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,454 [kids shouting] 555 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:11,999 [Saint speaking] 556 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:17,045 KIM: Oh, stop it, Saint. These are the best seats. 557 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,048 - Oh, my gosh. Go in there. - Get, get your jersey. Hurry, Saint. 558 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,552 I forgot Saint's red Arsenal jersey 559 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:27,973 that we specifically got for this trip that, of course, I left at home. 560 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,183 I'm the worst. 561 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,728 Buddy. Aw. [Saint cries] 562 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:35,105 Yeah, life is so tough. 563 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,733 It's really hard for me to be really strict 564 00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,026 and to discipline a lot. 565 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:39,985 Goodie bag? 566 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:42,613 Ooh. Saint, look, we have a little goodie bag for you. 567 00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:46,533 My parents weren't strict at all, and sometimes, because I'm really busy, 568 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:50,579 it would be amazing if I had a partner that would come in and tap me out, 569 00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:53,749 and take over, and, and handle it, you know? 570 00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:55,584 But it can't happen like that. 571 00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:57,503 Goalies are out on the field. 572 00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,505 Oh, look at the team. The players are coming! 573 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,925 Oh, jump over. By any means necessary. 574 00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:06,094 I do think that my household, and even in our family, 575 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,222 it's, like, very female-dominated. [Saint shouting] 576 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:10,224 KIM: Should we take a girls' pic? ALLISON: Yeah, let's do it. 577 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:13,352 KIM: And I recently hired a manny. 578 00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,896 I really wanted a male around 579 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,565 that was gonna be picking him up and taking them to sports. 580 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:22,819 And I was scared outta my mind to tell their dad that. 581 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,197 When he was dropping off the kids, 582 00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:26,949 Kanye introduced himself, 583 00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:29,785 played two-on-two with Saint and him. 584 00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:34,122 Has been so nice to him and saying, "Hey, if you're gonna help raise my son," 585 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,667 'cause he handed him the ball, like, really easily or something, 586 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,336 and he's like, "Don't do that. Make him go get it himself. 587 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,505 These are, like, some of the rules that I would want." 588 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:45,592 And I was like, "Oh, my God. Okay... That's great." 589 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,719 'Kay, turn around. Take a picture with Pax. 590 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,556 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 591 00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:51,932 ALLISON: Here come the players. 592 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,475 Woo! 593 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:59,022 Saint. Hi. How are you? So nice to meet you. 594 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,525 EDDIE NKETIAH: How are you, good? Who's the biggest Arsenal fan here then? 595 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:04,194 Me, me, me! [laughter] 596 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,113 STAFF MEMBER: You can choose what number you'd like best, Saint. 597 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:08,657 Okay. 598 00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:10,659 Finally, happy kids. 599 00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:13,579 Oh, my gosh, look who came to see you! [excited chatter] 600 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:16,498 KIM: This is all you want in life. You just want happy kids. 601 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,750 You want everyone to be appreciative. 602 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:23,005 That's all I want, and I feel like I finally got it tonight. 603 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:25,465 There is so much going on in my life. 604 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,969 Still in school, my businesses that I'm running, 605 00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:33,307 but I will make all the time in the world to create memories with my babies. 606 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,601 KIDS: Arsenal! 607 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,562 And I know will mean the world to Saint. 608 00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:40,063 [crowd yelling] [whistle blaring] 609 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:43,233 KIM: If they win, we can go down and meet them. 610 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,276 [excited gasps] 611 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:45,819 KIDS [chanting]: Arsenal! 612 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,779 [crowd yelling] 613 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:52,409 I feel like North is, like-- lives her life like an only child, 614 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,827 does her thing. 615 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,163 Then the two little ones are a year apart, 616 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:59,541 so they're like twins almost, and they're always together. 617 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,628 So, Saint loves the little ones, 618 00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:04,922 would love North if she'd hang out with him, but she won't. 619 00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:08,383 So, I wanna give him a little bit of attention, 620 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:10,802 and he's such a mama's boy and I love it. 621 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,597 And I know that those years aren't gonna last forever. 622 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:19,561 Like, it's already-- he doesn't like me to kiss him goodbye at school anymore, 623 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,605 and he gets so embarrassed, and he looks around 624 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,650 and, like, sees where his friends are, and, like, quickly hugs me and runs. 625 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,485 So, we're already there. 626 00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:28,946 [whistle blares] [crowd yelling] 627 00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:30,948 ALLISON: It's okay, guys! It was a great game! 628 00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,658 KID: That was not! ALLISON: It was. 629 00:25:32,658 --> 00:25:35,494 It was a good game up 'til the end. 630 00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:37,079 It was such a good game. 631 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,248 Ugh, Arsenal lost, 632 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:43,001 but tomorrow I'm so excited to go sightseeing 633 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:49,007 just to show them a little bit of London and have fun in a whole new place. 634 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:52,469 ♪ upbeat electronic music plays ♪ 635 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,559 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 636 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,775 ♪ 637 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:10,821 KRIS: Hello? 638 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:12,865 SCOTT: Hi. What's happening? KRIS: Hi. 639 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,366 Not much. Mwah. 640 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:18,912 After Khloé and I did our matchmaking in honor of Scott, 641 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:21,123 our final choice was Celine. 642 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,666 Love that necklace. 643 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,209 I love this necklace. SCOTT: Me too. 644 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:27,880 Celine had great energy, had a great attitude. 645 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,048 So, I'm checking on Scott 646 00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,842 because I know he had his date with Celine, 647 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:34,428 and I am dying to know what's going on. 648 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:35,637 So-- 649 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:39,224 [Kris sneezes, laughs] 650 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,686 Was that, like, half an orgasm? 651 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,189 Does that sound like an orgasm to you? 652 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,481 I'm out of the game. 653 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:49,693 So, on a brighter note... how was the date? 654 00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,320 Tell me everything. 655 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,280 First impression, the moment she walked in the door, 656 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,282 where did you go, tell me the whole thing. 657 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,491 Hi. SCOTT: Hi. 658 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,492 How are you? SCOTT: How are ya? 659 00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,369 - Nice to meet you. - How ya doin'? Nice to meet ya. 660 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,622 How's it going? - Great. 661 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,707 Tell me something I don't know. [chuckles] 662 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:07,503 Um... not the biggest dater, I would say. 663 00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:09,129 Okay, so you're trying something new. 664 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:13,467 Trying something new that I heard is what people do. 665 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,802 Yeah, I get set up all the time. It's fun. 666 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,055 - Really? And it's fun? - Yeah, by my parents. 667 00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:20,182 Yeah! - Are you Jewish? 668 00:27:20,182 --> 00:27:23,060 - I'm Jewish, yeah. Persian Jewish. - Oh, okay. I love it. 669 00:27:23,268 --> 00:27:24,770 What was your first impression? 670 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:28,899 - She was optimistic, and happy, and... - Uh-huh. 671 00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:32,319 ...positive about so many different things in life that I, 672 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:36,240 I really found a lotta good from her. 673 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,369 Scott can be a Debbie Downer from time to time, just saying. 674 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:43,413 No offense to any Debbie out there, 675 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:47,960 but maybe somebody like Celine could bring out the best in Scott, 676 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,421 because Scott's got this side to him that's fabulous, 677 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:54,633 and we just need the right person in his life 678 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:55,884 to bring back the joy. 679 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,011 Mm-hmm. - But she couldn't have been nicer. 680 00:27:58,011 --> 00:27:59,596 - Good. - I probably talked to her more than 681 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:02,391 I've talked to, like, girls I dated for years. 682 00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:04,476 I said I want 10, 15 kids. 683 00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:07,479 No, I'm kidding. Like, five, but I love kids. 684 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:10,315 - You better get to work soon. - I know, I gotta get to work. 685 00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,526 Um, yeah, so, born and raised in LA. 686 00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:14,862 I live in Beverly Hills with my parents. 687 00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:16,113 Traditional. Yeah. - Oh, cute. 688 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:17,114 Which is amazing. - Totally. 689 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:18,448 I mean, the fact that you can go home 690 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,533 and hang with your family... 691 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,868 - Yeah. - ...and, like, eat dinner with them. 692 00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:23,620 - Yeah, it's chill. Yeah, I love it. - I mean, I'm-- Unfortunately, 693 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:24,830 I lost my parents, 694 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,583 but I always say, like... - Sorry. 695 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:32,045 ...I couldn't [bleep] wait to get outta my parents' house. 696 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:33,964 If I had any idea... 697 00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:36,049 - What life would be now. - ...that I would've lost them young, 698 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:40,012 I would've [bleep] lived with them until I was... - Yeah, I get it. 699 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:42,181 Yeah, yeah. - ...a [bleep] grandfather. 700 00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:46,602 The only thing I found, like, not bad or good, 701 00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:48,604 but she was, like, 702 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:53,233 "I've never really met anybody that I've cared enough to be with, 703 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:57,905 so I've never really dated long-term." KRIS: Mm-hmm. 704 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:01,825 Would be nice to have somebody who had a little dating experience. 705 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,453 Yeah, just so you could see what an asshole a guy is. 706 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:05,954 [Kris laughs] - So then, like-- 707 00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:07,581 - Like, appreciate. - You-- Yeah. 708 00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:10,083 You've never had your heart broken? 709 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,669 Not, like, to a point that I'm, like, 710 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,296 I don't know, like, gasping for air. - You gave a [bleep]? 711 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:15,714 Yeah, exactly, yeah. 712 00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:18,300 Have you always been, like, this chipper? 713 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,261 - [chuckles] Yeah... I have. Yeah. - Wow. 714 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,973 Have you had any hard times? - Hardships? 715 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:28,185 I mean, the hard-- But, like-- - Nothing bad has happened to you? 716 00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,270 No, I lost my grandparents, 717 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:33,315 but-- [laughs] No, that was, that wa-- - Wait, let me-- Were they 100? 718 00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:34,858 [Celine laughs] 719 00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:37,778 Actually, my grandpa was 101 when he passed away. 720 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:39,988 - This is a [bleep] joke. - I swear. 721 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,406 Ever go to therapy? 722 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,992 - No. [laughs] - Were you ever depressed? 723 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:46,328 - [laughing] No. - Ever? 724 00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:48,747 I swear this isn't fake. No. 725 00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,541 Do you cry at movies? 726 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,544 Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 727 00:29:53,544 --> 00:29:55,045 Okay, 'cause if there was no, 728 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:57,422 then I was gonna-- a little sociopath-ish. - If not, it'd be a little weird. 729 00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:58,423 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 730 00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:00,342 You're out with a serial killer. 731 00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,969 - Good. - Yeah, Khloé and Kris 732 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:04,346 set you up with a serial killer, 733 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:05,973 but she's chipper, so it's fine. - By the way, that, 734 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,975 I wouldn't be surprised. [Celine laughs] 735 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,977 I knew they were tryna get rid of me. 736 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:12,479 Those [bleep]. 737 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:16,567 I would totally hang out with her. Great energy, so sweet. 738 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:19,945 So, at the end, we were tryna figure out, like, 739 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,864 how do we part ways here, ya know? 740 00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:24,575 I know this is, like, a blind date. 741 00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:26,243 - Yeah. - Like, I don't know 742 00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:29,329 how that works to see each other after, 743 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:32,791 but I feel like you should be, like, my life coach. 744 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,918 [laughs] Okay. 745 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:37,754 - I wanna learn to be this happy. - Yeah, you will. 746 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:41,925 It's within you, I promise. - But honestly, it's really, really cute. 747 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,093 Thank you. 748 00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:47,097 I do appreciate that you went to a matchmaker and set me up. 749 00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:50,350 I think it was good for me just to get outta my comfort zone. 750 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,687 I appreciated that you were into it. 751 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:55,230 - Yeah. - Like, you gave it a shot. 752 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,982 Ya know what, at the end of the day, 753 00:30:56,982 --> 00:31:00,444 we're one family trying to make sure 754 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:03,614 that we're all feeling loved and appreciated-- 755 00:31:03,614 --> 00:31:06,658 But we'd like to pawn you off on somebody immediately. 756 00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,368 But-- No, no. 757 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:09,912 We just want you to find... 758 00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:12,247 - I know. I get it. - ...somebody that you enjoy spending time with. 759 00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:15,209 That's all. You were a really good sport. 760 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:18,253 I'm really happy that Scott trusted Khloé and I, 761 00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,088 that he embraced the situation. 762 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:23,467 At the end of the day, love will come when it's supposed to. 763 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:27,429 I really believe that Scott will find his person 764 00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:28,889 when the timing's right. 765 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:31,934 So, even if they just become friends, 766 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:33,977 then I say mission accomplished. 767 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:38,357 I could probably pull some strings and get you on The Bachelor 768 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:39,566 if you wanna meet, like, 769 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,610 30 girls on the same night. - I do not 770 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,070 wanna do that. - No? Okay. [laughs] 771 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:46,490 Just checking. - That sounds like a nightmare. 772 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:48,534 Or like a bad porno. [Kris laughs] 773 00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,619 [birds chirping] 774 00:31:51,954 --> 00:31:55,290 ♪ regal orchestral music playing ♪ 775 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,084 [horse whinnies] 776 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:01,129 ♪ 777 00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,550 [bike bell dings] 778 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,344 KIM: Alright, guys, if anyone has to go to the bathroom, 779 00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:10,430 we're gonna go to the London Eye, so who has to go potty? 780 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,473 Anyone? 781 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,308 ALLISON: Nope, just Kimmy? 782 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:14,643 Let's go, homies. 783 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:17,271 [excited chatter] ALLISON: Yay! London weather. 784 00:32:17,271 --> 00:32:19,273 ♪ Spice Up Your Life by Spice Girls playing ♪ 785 00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:21,191 KIM: The first stop, the London Eye, 786 00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:24,528 and then, shopping for some fun sports stuff, 787 00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,822 and tonight we're gonna go to a musical. 788 00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:29,116 And this is sentimental to Allison and I, 789 00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:31,410 'cause our parents would take us to musicals 790 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:33,036 and it was, like, our favorite thing to do. 791 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:36,915 ♪ When you're feelin' sad and low ♪ 792 00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:39,793 ♪ We will take you where you gotta go ♪ 793 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,336 PERSON: Oh, look, Buckingham Palace, boys. 794 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:43,046 ALLISON: Is this Westminster Abbey? 795 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,631 This is where all the royal weddings are. 796 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:48,594 I was a Spice Girl for my talent show. 797 00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:52,306 [crosstalk] I was Victoria. I was Posh. 798 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:53,182 Duh. 799 00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:55,350 Oh, they asked me if I would be her part. 800 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:58,020 ALLISON: Oh yeah, I remember that. - Mel C asked me. 801 00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:01,982 Sporty Spice wrote a book and signed it inside, 802 00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:04,234 and she sent it to me saying that they're going on tour, 803 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:06,612 and they need a Posh and would I be the Posh. 804 00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:09,573 Could you imagine. North is like, "Do it, Mom!" 805 00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:12,910 I mean, I'm sure she was joking, but, like, when I was in high school, 806 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:15,329 would I ever have thought that this was, like, a thing? 807 00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:16,747 PERSON: Saint, let's go. Hurry, let's go. 808 00:33:16,747 --> 00:33:18,457 I'm just, like, a girl from high school 809 00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:21,668 that loved the Spice Girls, and now they're asking me? 810 00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:23,337 Good, how are you? - Big fan of yours. 811 00:33:23,337 --> 00:33:25,756 Oh, thank you. Nice to meet you. 812 00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:28,967 ♪ Hai Si Ja, hold tight ♪ 813 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,969 [kids shouting] 814 00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:34,139 ALLISON: You guys, there's the Big Ben! 815 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:35,349 Look, right there. 816 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:37,142 PERSON: And then next to it is the Houses of Parliament 817 00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:39,102 where they make all the decisions, yeah. 818 00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:41,980 You're hungry? How do we get off this? 819 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,190 Let's keep it movin'. 820 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:47,194 So, 7-year-old boys need to be entertained 24/7. 821 00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:51,281 [kids shouting] KIM: So... we just have so much lined up 822 00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:53,492 because we need to tire them out. 823 00:33:53,492 --> 00:33:55,077 Next up, shopping. 824 00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:57,287 Guys, let's go to the basketball section. 825 00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:59,248 Guys, no playing soccer here, please. 826 00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:02,251 The boys don't know, but I set up a call 827 00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:04,920 with their favorite player on Arsenal. 828 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,296 His name is Saka. 829 00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:08,048 PERSON: Come and say hello to Saka, you guys. 830 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:09,925 KIDS: Hi. MOM: Hey! 831 00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,343 [laughter] 832 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:14,847 KID: You're my favorite player. PERSON: And, and Saint, as well. 833 00:34:14,847 --> 00:34:16,181 BUKAYO SAKA [over phone]: Thank you very much, thank you. 834 00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:17,683 PERSON: Uh, Saka, even though I'm an adult, 835 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:19,893 I'm also your biggest fan. [all laughing] 836 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:22,521 KID: We're gonna come back if you win the Premier League. 837 00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:24,940 ALLISON: "When." MOM: No, "when," "when," "when." 838 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:25,941 BUKAYO: When, when. 839 00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:29,862 Well, thank you so much for taking the time to say hi to my boys. 840 00:34:29,862 --> 00:34:32,656 They are your biggest fans, so thank you. MOM: Aww. 841 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:36,285 KIM: Next up, Back to the Future: The Musical. 842 00:34:36,285 --> 00:34:37,244 Hi, how are you? 843 00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:39,162 My day's been exhausting, 844 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,081 but the boys are having a good time. 845 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,128 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 846 00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:47,713 [cheering] 847 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:50,257 The cast is so sweet and so much fun, 848 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:53,594 and everyone's just, like, doing these funny TikTok dances. 849 00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:55,762 It's just such a cool experience. 850 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,140 Thanks, you guys. [indistinct chatter] 851 00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:00,225 ALLISON: Great show. You guys are awesome. 852 00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:02,728 ♪ 853 00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:05,147 Well, I think that was a highly successful day. 854 00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:07,774 Soccer moms are invincible. 855 00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:09,359 It's St. Patrick's Day. 856 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,945 My security is watching all of the kids, 857 00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:15,365 so that the moms finally get to have some fun. 858 00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:18,577 ♪ rock music playing ♪ [patrons cheering] 859 00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:20,412 Alright, we need this. 860 00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:22,247 Thank you for this amazing trip. 861 00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:23,874 Cheers, girls. 862 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:27,544 We need a little drink to deal with our kids. 863 00:35:29,338 --> 00:35:30,797 KIM: I am. How are you? 864 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:32,216 KIM: Sure, sure. 865 00:35:33,592 --> 00:35:35,052 KIM: Oh, amazing! 866 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:36,261 Of course. 867 00:35:39,598 --> 00:35:42,434 - Oh, congratulations! Good luck. - Thank you. Thank you. 868 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:45,020 - Thank you! - Thanks, you guys! 869 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:49,107 It's fun to be recognized by a fellow law student. 870 00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:51,109 It's just, like, fun to walk into a random pub 871 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:55,447 with random people, and, like, hang out and be normal. 872 00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:57,074 [cheering] 873 00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:03,413 [indistinct chatter] KID: Come on, Kim! 874 00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:06,625 KIM: We get back, and the boys are wide awake. 875 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,877 Hey! Where is-- I can't see with this hat! 876 00:36:08,877 --> 00:36:13,090 So, what else is there to do, but play soccer in the hallways? 877 00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:15,801 [shouting] 878 00:36:15,801 --> 00:36:17,803 KIM: Luckily, we have, like, the whole floor 879 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:21,390 'cause I would never let my kids keep people up at night. 880 00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:23,642 But I will let them play soccer in the hallways 881 00:36:23,642 --> 00:36:26,478 if that will tire them out and put them to bed. 882 00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:28,480 So, game on. 883 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,693 [all cheering] [screams] We won! 884 00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:36,613 These last few days in London have been so amazing. 885 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:40,868 Next up, we're heading to Paris to go to the Paris Saint-Germain game. 886 00:36:40,868 --> 00:36:43,245 Give me a Guinness and I'll play! 887 00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:45,539 ALLISON: You guys are so sweaty. 888 00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:52,337 ♪ upbeat electronic music playing ♪ 889 00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:05,809 - Hi. - Hi... what are you doin'? 890 00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:07,436 Stealing my snacks again? 891 00:37:07,436 --> 00:37:11,440 - Always. - Because you have nothing in your pantry. 892 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,441 Well. 893 00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,526 You are really addicted to these little 894 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,696 oranges. Mm-hmm. - Cuties? Oh, now that's a problem too? 895 00:37:17,696 --> 00:37:21,158 No... I think it's great that's your snack. 896 00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:23,744 All the orange trees that we have, 897 00:37:23,744 --> 00:37:25,787 they're all this big. - Are big. 898 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,581 - A little tart. - But these are natural? 899 00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:30,876 They come this small, or, like, we do something to make them? 900 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,544 You think that they're on Ozempic? 901 00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:34,338 What? - Probably. 902 00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:35,714 I don't know. [laughing] 903 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:37,758 That's a really good question. 904 00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,301 On another note, 905 00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:43,722 I'm really proud of Scott that he went on his date with Celine. 906 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:45,057 Forgot to tell you that. - Stop. 907 00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:47,059 No, he'll probably tell you 908 00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:49,102 things he wouldn't tell me, I feel like. 909 00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:52,272 I think everything with Scott went really well. 910 00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:55,567 I've been thinking a lot about him and his happiness, 911 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:58,695 but it also made me think a little bit about Khloé, 912 00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:01,490 and where her head's at and where her life is going. 913 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:04,910 Speaking of dating, what about you 914 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:07,663 and your dating life? - What? I don't have a dating life. 915 00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:10,374 I'm not dating anyone. - I know, but 916 00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:15,420 you and Tristan do spend a lot of quality parenting, co-parenting time together. 917 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:20,217 What happens if he moves on and you haven't moved on? 918 00:38:20,217 --> 00:38:22,553 How are you gonna feel about that? 919 00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:27,683 I mean, I don't know until I get there, 920 00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:29,810 but I want him to move on. 921 00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:33,105 Like, I want him to find someone, and to be happy, 922 00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:35,440 and whatever that means. 923 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,359 But with all that being said, 924 00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:42,739 I remember Lamar and I were s-- divorced already or separated, I forget. 925 00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:46,076 And the first time I saw him with someone in a magazine 926 00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:50,247 or online somewhere, and I remember it still stung. 927 00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:53,834 - Aww. - But I didn't want to be with him. 928 00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,335 - Yeah. - But then after the first time I-- 929 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,795 like, then you get over it. 930 00:38:56,795 --> 00:38:59,214 And the same goes with Tristan. 931 00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:02,426 I imagine that the first time he is with someone, yeah, 932 00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:04,094 it will sting a little bit. 933 00:39:04,094 --> 00:39:06,930 I don't know, but I think that's probably normal. 934 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:07,931 Yeah. 935 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:11,810 I really worry for Khloé that if Tristan does meet somebody one day 936 00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,145 and does move on, 937 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,732 is she gonna regret... not 938 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:21,653 getting back with him fully... in a 939 00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:25,282 monogana-- 940 00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:28,911 in a monoganam-- [chuckles] in a monoganous-- 941 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:33,498 in a [bleep] one-on-one relationship, okay? 942 00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:35,709 Can't say the word today. [laughs] 943 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,920 I see how he looks at you. 944 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,590 I see, ya know, the effort that he puts into you and the kids. 945 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:43,175 Tristan's a great guy. 946 00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:46,053 If you don't think it infuriates me 947 00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:50,349 that I basically helped mold this person to who he is, 948 00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:54,478 and now, the greatness of him gets to be shared with someone else. 949 00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:56,563 Yeah, that's very frustrating for me. 950 00:39:56,563 --> 00:40:00,692 But that's no reason for me to just-- - To settle for something. 951 00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:02,903 Yeah. - To settle for s-someone that didn't 952 00:40:02,903 --> 00:40:04,988 feel this way about me. 953 00:40:04,988 --> 00:40:07,407 Everyone was thinking about themselves, 954 00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:08,325 everyone. - Yeah. 955 00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:11,703 From all the girls, they were thinking about themselves, 956 00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:14,540 to Tristan every time this happened, like-- - Right. 957 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:16,750 - No one ever thought about me. - Yeah. 958 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,503 And so, what I'm doing right now is I'm thinking about me. 959 00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:23,882 It's frustrating that almost my entire life of men, 960 00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:26,844 they all have to realize how great I am 961 00:40:26,844 --> 00:40:29,805 after they've showed me how terrible they can be 962 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:32,891 when I knew how great they were to begin with. 963 00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:35,853 So, why can't someone see how great I am to begin with? 964 00:40:38,647 --> 00:40:41,859 Why don't you ask Tristan some of these questions? 965 00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:45,487 Like... how would he feel if I was-- 966 00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:47,447 Oh, I already know. He wouldn't be happy. 967 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:50,826 Yeah, he would be devastated, I promise. 968 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:52,035 Thanks. 969 00:40:52,703 --> 00:40:54,288 - Well, he would. - Yeah, I know. 970 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:58,876 But if you're gonna be devastated, then why'd you do what you did? 971 00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:02,171 I don't think-- ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 972 00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:05,090 I don't think he was thinking-- - What was the mindset when you cheated? 973 00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:07,259 You're asking me? 974 00:41:07,259 --> 00:41:09,845 Who, who the [bleep] else am I talking to? 975 00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:14,266 ♪ 976 00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:19,354 KIM: Next, on The Kardashians... 977 00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:20,856 Hey, guys! 978 00:41:20,856 --> 00:41:22,941 KHLOÉ/KYLIE: Hi! - Happy birthday! 979 00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:26,570 I am going to The Met with Karl Lagerfeld's cat. 980 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:28,614 [cat hisses] [fake cries] 981 00:41:28,614 --> 00:41:30,032 Is this cat gonna like me? 982 00:41:30,032 --> 00:41:31,491 [cat growls] [shocked chatter] 983 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:34,411 - Do you have that much anxiety? - Yeah, I've been really bad lately. 984 00:41:34,411 --> 00:41:36,872 It's one of the reasons why I'm, like, actually scared to have children. 985 00:41:36,872 --> 00:41:38,081 SAINT: I want my phone! 986 00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:40,000 We need to find it! - I heard. 987 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,545 It takes a village to raise kids, but at the end of the day, 988 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,547 your kids only want you. 989 00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:47,382 KHLOÉ: Oh, wait! What?! 990 00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:49,801 How can you guys start without the mom? - Oh, my gosh. 991 00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:51,428 - Daddy of the year. - Yes. 992 00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:52,638 Best father award. 993 00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:54,181 CICI BUSSEY: Is he driving you crazy? 994 00:41:54,181 --> 00:41:55,098 KHLOÉ: Yeah. 995 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:58,560 If someone did, to my daughter, what Tristan did, 996 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:04,566 I would probably castrate them and smile doing it. 997 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,029 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 998 00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:11,281 ♪ Hand it over, now go 'head and hand it over ♪ 999 00:42:11,281 --> 00:42:12,115 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1000 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:13,784 ♪ Hey, come get it, come get it, come get it ♪ 1001 00:42:13,784 --> 00:42:16,161 ♪ I've been waitin' all night, but I'm, yeah, I'm too quick with it ♪ 1002 00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:18,121 ♪ Anybody, they just can stick with it ♪ 1003 00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:19,957 ♪ Yeah, they keep comin', they rushin' ♪ 1004 00:42:19,957 --> 00:42:21,166 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 1005 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:22,334 ♪ They just ain't fast enough ♪ 1006 00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:24,378 ♪ They too slow, they can't hang with us ♪ 1007 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:26,797 ♪ Knock, knock here I come right below ya ♪ 1008 00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:28,340 ♪ I'ma get it like I told ya ♪ 1009 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,676 ♪ Now go 'head and hand it over now ♪ 1010 00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,761 ♪ Hand it over, now go 'head and hand it over ♪ 1011 00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:33,762 ♪ Now, hand it over ♪ 1012 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:36,265 ♪ Hand it over, now go 'head and hand it over ♪ 1013 00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:39,935 ♪ Hand it over, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 1014 00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:42,646 ♪ Hand it over, now go 'head and hand it over ♪ 1015 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:43,856 ♪ I'ma get it like I told ya ♪ 1016 00:42:43,856 --> 00:42:46,149 ♪ Now go 'head and hand it over now ♪ 1017 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,404 Don't make this weird. 1018 00:42:50,404 --> 00:42:51,822 It's not a real crush. - Scott-- Well, first of all, 1019 00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:53,740 Scott has a crush on you, 1020 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,742 but it's like a brother-sister crush 1021 00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:58,787 where he looks at you and admires-- - First of all, that's not a thing. 1022 00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:00,247 - Oh. - There's no such thing 1023 00:43:00,247 --> 00:43:02,082 as a brother-sister crush... - Well, no, I meant-- 1024 00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:07,212 ...unless you live in the six states that legalize... incest. 1025 00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:09,298 And we don't do that here. - That's-- Well, okay. 1026 00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:12,384 It came out wrong. I think I-- - Mm-hmm. No, no, we got it. 1027 00:43:15,387 --> 00:43:17,389 [bell tolls]