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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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KIM KARDASHIAN:
Previously, on The Kardashians...
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Hi, Milan!
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Crazy feeling being in the Dolce store.
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Hey, did you have fun with Tristan?
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What'd you guys do?
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KIM: He didn't tell me
he was taking you shopping.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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All my kids hang up on me.
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We gotta get your back better.
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Do you want me
to introduce you to Dr. Pat?
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He's amazing.
SCOTT DISICK: Yes.
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Dr. Pat, meet the infamous Scott Disick.
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I go by Lord.
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You're so young.
You can't live like this.
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KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: What does that mean?
I can't wait to be in my 40s.
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30s have been a [bleep] disaster.
[Dr. Pat laughs]
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What happened at the hospital today?
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Amari has the most
severest type of epilepsy.
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He has the worst type
of seizures you can have.
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Yeah.
KRIS JENNER: Poor baby.
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TRISTAN THOMPSON: Kids are growin' fast.
- Yeah.
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Lovin' the carpool in the morning.
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KRIS: The most important thing
right now is raising those kids.
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And I worry that Khloé,
with this change of Tristan moving out,
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there is gonna be a void there.
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♪ dramatic, orchestral music playing ♪
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♪ Upside Down by Distance playing ♪
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♪ Now you want my company ♪
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What if we, like, had a crazy handshake,
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and then we were, like--
- We could.
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'Kay, let's make it up.
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- Twinkle, twinkle.
- Like, scissors?
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[both laugh]
- No, we can't scissor, scissor.
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Three, threesome.
And then we can go.
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[both laughing]
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And that's it.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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BOTH:
Twinkle, twinkle. Snap, snap.
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KIM:
Kylie is my twin flame forever.
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She's definitely, obviously,
like, matured so much,
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having babies and growing up,
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but, like, I haven't seen that,
like, silly Kylie in a while.
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She's back to, like, Tumblr Kylie.
You guys know Tumblr Kylie.
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How was Milan?
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- So good.
- Good.
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It was a quick trip,
but it's always fun.
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I just got back from Milan,
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and I thought a lot
about Kourtney when I was there.
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Kourtney messaged me.
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And I wish I could share
these experiences with her.
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I just, like, got in and out,
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got my work done, it was so cute.
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I like when you wear
those l-- ki-kinda looks too.
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♪ uplifting music playing ♪
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[Stormi grunts]
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KIM: Oh!
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You're really a cute girl.
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You know what I heard?
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I heard that the Tooth Fairy
is really close to coming...
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KYLIE JENNER: Mm-hmm.
- ...if we have glitter on our feet.
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So, let me check and see if my feet--
Is the Tooth Fairy gonna come?
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[Kylie laughs]
KIM: No.
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She has a little black
stuff on her feet.
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[Kylie gasps]
KIM: Oh, I do?
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[Kim gasps]
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Check out your feet!
You have glitter on your feet!
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[gasps]
That's good luck, Stormi!
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The Tooth Fairy's gonna come really soon.
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How did I know?
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Lucky girl.
[Stormi giggles]
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- I saw glitter on her feet, so...
- I know, obviously.
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[both laughing]
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Um, so I'm gonna take Saint
and four of his friends on a soccer tour.
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We're gonna go to...
London first to go to a Arsenal game,
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and then we're gonna go to Paris
to see the Paris Saint-Germain game.
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Kendall will be there.
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- Fun.
- It'll just be so much fun.
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My son, Saint, has had
a newfound obsession, love for soccer.
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So, I decide I wanna plan
this, like, legendary trip of a lifetime.
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I'm not a sports girl.
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It's so fun...
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- Really?
- ...to be, like, a sports mom, yeah.
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Yeah, you gotta, like, help me
when Aire grows up a little bit...
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- Yeah.
- ...cause I'm, like,
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I don't know what to do.
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- I'm into it now.
- 'Kay.
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KIM:
I love my girls, but a girl, like,
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steals your clothes,
has an attitude, you know.
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There's nothing like being a boy mom.
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Like, seriously, it's the best.
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I gotta check out this house
and see the hoarding vibes.
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I don't have a hoarding problem.
You're just a minimalist.
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- Yeah.
- And you don't have anything
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in your house.
- I do.
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As far as, like, her having, like,
one couch in her living room,
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like, that's not me, you know?
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Her house, like, echoes
'cause there's just no furniture,
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and I'm, like, not down for that at all.
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Come to my house,
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and we're gonna do
an organizing day, okay?
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Absolutely.
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I have to go.
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BOTH:
Twinkle, twinkle. Snap, snap.
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[both laughing]
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- That's good. It just feels right.
- Okay. Okay, bye.
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Bye.
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See you later.
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♪ Bang! by AJR ft. Hayley Kiyoko playing ♪
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♪ And the rumpus
and ruckus are comfortable now ♪
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♪ Been a hell of a ride ♪
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♪ But I'm thinkin' it's time to grow ♪
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♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ So put your best face on everybody ♪
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♪ Pretend you know this song everybody ♪
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♪ Come hang ♪
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♪ Let's go out with a bang! ♪
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♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
- ♪ Bang! Bang! ♪
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KHLOÉ: Scott?
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Hi.
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KRIS:
My God.
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Wow, that's some color.
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- Oh. Mwah.
- You look great.
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- Thank you.
- This is such a cute outfit.
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Khloé and I are
checking in on Scott today,
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because I think his back
has got him really down.
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- I like suits on ya.
- Well-- Thank you.
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She only wears [bleep] suits.
SCOTT: Well, not always.
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Sometimes she wears, like,
those hoochie dresses and shit.
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When?
SCOTT: What do you mean?
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When she's in the club.
- I'm right here.
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KHLOÉ: She wears a suit all the time.
- I love that.
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Wait, so you're movin'
around a little bit better.
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How's your back?
- It still hurts pretty bad.
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I mean, I still think
I have to get surgery
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'cause I saw the other doctor.
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Wow.
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- So do you even do physical therapy?
- End of the day.
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But it doesn't help, like--
KHLOÉ: Oh.
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So, what's happening?
Are you dating anybody?
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- Oh, my God.
- That's so subtle. [chuckles]
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Well, I'm dying to know.
It's the question everybody wants to know.
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SCOTT: Really?
- Yes, it is.
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I've been too focused
on, like, the kids and me.
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KHLOÉ:
Are you ever lonely?
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Yeah, all the time.
KHLOÉ: Aw.
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I guess. I can't live
with just having my kids.
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I mean, they can't be my only--
- I can.
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SCOTT: Okay, then I can too.
- I can.
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- I could.
- Mom, you've never been alone.
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SCOTT: Ever.
- Ever.
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Literally, since you've been
out of MJ's [bleep] vagina,
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you've never been alone.
SCOTT: It is true.
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- So, calm down.
- Okay.
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Listen, I cannot help it that I'm popular.
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It's just something,
ya know, I was born with.
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But wait, Scott, do you
go anywhere to meet anybody?
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Where are you going at night?
- Like, strip clubs?
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[Khloé laughs]
- You're-- No, not strip clubs.
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If you had the opportunity...
SCOTT: Mm-hmm.
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...to meet the perfect girl,
what does that look like on paper?
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- Oh.
- Like--
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- You know, how tall are you?
- [chuckles] This guy.
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[laughs] Hey!
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KRIS: I think Scott
probably has a crush on Khloé.
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Listen, I have a crush on Khloé.
Everyone has a crush on Khloé.
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The cameramen all have a crush on Khloé.
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Yeah.
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Paxy has a crush on Khloé.
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Ya know, if we could just
find somebody who comes close,
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we know what he's lookin' for.
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She's funny, she's kind,
she's sweet, she's cute.
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KHLOÉ/KRIS: Aw.
- She's, ya know,
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she's got all the characteristics I want.
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That's what I'm saying.
KRIS: Yeah.
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Obviously, I would never
look at Khloé sexually
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even though I make jokes like that.
- Ha!
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I just need somebody who doesn't
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give up on somebody, like, you know?
KRIS: Yeah.
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'Cause I have been through,
like, a lotta different things.
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- Yeah.
- I definitely know I'm not easy,
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and I'm not perfect.
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- None of us are.
- But I need somebody that
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I feel like I get--
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What's the word? Um--
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- Laid?
- No. Laid? Ew.
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[Kris chuckles]
- What?
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Ya horny animal.
KRIS: Nothing.
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- That didn't even fit in the sentence.
- No, she's just a horn dog. Nympho.
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They have to have a good sense of humor.
He's one of the funniest guys I know.
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He reminds me so much of my son, Rob.
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Rob.
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What do you think is
the perfect girl for Scott?
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ROB KARDASHIAN [over phone]:
I don't know. A [bleep] whore.
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Oh, never mind.
Okay, well, I'll talk to you l-- [laughs]
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I'll talk, I'll talk to you.
ROB: Yeah, I love you.
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Love you too.
ROB: Bye, Mom.
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[sighs]
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Whore. We'll just bleep it.
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You know what I would love to do, Scott?
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I would love to go
to a matchmaker for you.
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SCOTT: A matchmaker?
- Matchmaker.
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Is it a madam?
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- Basically.
- No! It's not a madam.
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It's somebody who's
really genuinely interested.
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KRIS/KHLOÉ: Hi!
SCOTT: Hi, my pumpkin!
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I would hope so, my darling.
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- She's the cutest.
- She's everything and more.
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P, I have a real question for you.
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I wanna talk to, like,
a matchmaker for your dad...
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PENELOPE DISICK: Yes.
KHLOÉ: ...but, like, what
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qualities should we look for in a girl?
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- Older.
- Yeah, older than what he's used to.
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Yes.
KHLOÉ: Yeah.
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KRIS: Okay.
- He was saying late 20s,
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but I said young 30s is fine.
- No. 20s?
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Whatever.
KRIS: Exactly.
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You're 40.
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[Scott laughs]
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You're not gonna date someone 19.
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- Ooh.
- I would.
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KHLOÉ: Yeah, he would.
- But it's not a good look.
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- But we gotta get over that...
- Yeah.
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...'cause you're not
gonna find the girl you want.
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- No.
- Good personality.
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KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm.
PENELOPE: She can be pretty.
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KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm.
SCOTT: Oh, I'm allowed to have pretty?
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Yeah.
SCOTT: Thanks.
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PENELOPE: Someone who goes to the gym.
KHLOÉ: Oh.
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'Cause you need
to go to the gym also.
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To motivate you.
I would screen them all first,
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but--
PENELOPE: Yeah.
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Alright, so we got the basics down.
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KRIS: 'Kay.
- I mean, but you never know
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until you meet somebody.
KRIS: We have enough to go on for now.
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Ooh. [exhales sharply]
[laughter]
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This isn't gonna get done
without some drastic changes here.
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So, I'm gonna take
matters into my own hands.
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I'm gonna get shit done.
I'm gonna make some calls.
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I'm gonna get some people.
And we're gonna make it happen!
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Okay?
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[mimics Penelope]
"You're 40." [laughs]
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- Oh! But it's the truth.
- I know, I'm just kidding.
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That was just so funny.
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♪
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♪ upbeat brass music playing ♪
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♪
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KIM: I am taking Saint,
and his best friends, and their moms
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on a trip to London and Paris.
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It's called our soccer mom tour trip.
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Alright, guys!
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Our boys love soccer,
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and they're obsessed with all the players
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from Mbappé, Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Saka,
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you name it, they're obsessed.
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Say, "London, here we come!"
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I try to find what my kids' passion is
and do a trip with them.
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I've taken Chicago
and her friends to San Diego.
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They love the zoos,
and the LEGOLANDs, and all of that.
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Luckily, Psalm just tags along, you know?
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North loves Paris and fashion,
so I took her to Paris.
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OLIVIER ROUSTEING:
You look so good.
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Saint loves soccer,
so I figured this is our trip.
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It's gonna be so much fun,
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and it definitely just is such
an amazing bonding experience.
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Guys, when we get to London,
we're on the field,
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we meet the players, we get the jerseys.
[moms cheering]
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What's it called, the pitch?
What's it called?
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The pitch, right? The pitch.
KIM: What?
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The field's called the "pitch."
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KIM: What's so fun is
Allison's mom, Shelli Azoff,
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and my mom are best friends.
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And when we were our sons' ages,
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they took us on a trip to London.
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Her dad, Irving Azoff, manages the Eagles,
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so we went on tour
with the Eagles from city to city.
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And it's just so cool
that we get to do this as adults now
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and have our boys
grow up the way that we did.
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The big question: when we get there,
are we gonna call soccer "football"?
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Football!
SAINT WEST: Soccer, soccer, soccer!
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Here's to the best
soccer moms in the world.
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ALLISON STATTER:
Soccer moms for the win!
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One, two, three, woo!
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[plane engines whirring]
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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[cars whooshing]
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Okay, so, listen,
we're looking for somebody--
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I think it's gonna be about a feeling.
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Khloé and I took everything that we know
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about what Scott might be
looking for to a matchmaker.
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And what she came up
with was five candidates
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of lovely women--
- Candidates.
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- That she thinks--
- Candidates.
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Candidates, that she thinks
that would be amazing.
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So, we're gonna see what happens.
- "Candi-dates"?
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This'll be--
Well, you know, like a candi-date.
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Candidate.
- No, just a candidate.
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- A candidate. Okay, a candidate.
- That's, that's just
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the only word.
- Yeah, right, okay. The only word.
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'Kay, what's this girl's name?
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KRIS:
Her name is Celine.
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Celine, 29.
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- Didn't we say 30 and over?
- No, we said 29.
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Hello, queens!
KRIS: Hi, Celine!
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- How are you?
- How are you?
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- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
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- Wow.
- You guys look beautiful.
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KHLOÉ/KRIS: Thank you.
- How are you?
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- She looks like one of us.
- How are you?
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- [laughs] That's a huge compliment.
- She does.
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- Thank you. You're too kind.
- Yeah, yeah.
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So--
- So,
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you own a lingerie line? Nice.
CELINE: Yes.
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I run it with my sister.
KRIS: Ooh.
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I love that.
CELINE: Yeah. And honestly,
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family's the most important thing to me.
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- I, I think--
- Do you have any kids?
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No. I want five to 10 kids.
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Oh, my gosh.
Do you care if some of them...
CELINE: No, more like four or five.
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...are not your own?
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I love kids so much that,
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we're open.
KHLOÉ: Just gonna take on-- Yes.
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KRIS: Yeah.
- But, yeah, I'm-- I come from
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a, honestly, a very traditional home,
I'm Persian Jewish.
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It's not, like, a huge priority,
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but being Jewish is,
like, a big plus for him.
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CELINE: Of course, yeah. For me as well.
- And so, that's, that's good.
329
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Yeah. I was born and raised in LA.
I went to Buckley--
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- Oh, how funny.
- Oh, wow! Okay.
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CELINE: Yeah, loved it.
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I went there for 12 years.
- Rob went to Buckley.
333
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Yes.
334
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I remem-- I remember seeing you and Kim
there sometimes at some of the games.
335
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It was really sweet.
KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm.
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Aw.
- Wait, maybe she could date Rob.
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CELINE: Yeah. [laughs]
- Okay, well, one brother at a time...
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- Okay. Alright.
- ...and then we'll figure it out.
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Oh, okay. Yes.
[laughter]
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Who are you... doing
these screenings for on the date?
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Listen... I'm a mom,
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and I always have Rob
in the back of my mind.
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So, ya know,
it's just like a little... thought.
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KHLOÉ: Oh, is that it?
- Yeah.
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- Thought, period.
- Just a thought.
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I think I love you.
CELINE: Yeah. I love you too.
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KHLOÉ: I really think I love her.
KRIS: That's so cute.
348
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- Really nice.
- I'll go on a date with you.
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Keep drinkin' this wine...
CELINE: I know!
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...we'll go leave together in a second.
351
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,018
- I know, right? There you go.
- I love it. This is so cute.
352
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,104
- Okay. Okay, alright.
- Good star... 'kay.
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00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,314
Mwah. See you guys.
KHLOÉ: Mwah.
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KRIS: See ya later.
- Have a good day.
355
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KHLOÉ: Mazel.
KRIS: She's so cute.
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- Her energy is so cute.
- I loved her energy.
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[sings]
♪ I believe in ♪
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♪ Looove ♪
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This gets you thinking.
I could do this all day, by the way.
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00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,205
Alright, next.
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Okay, the next one.
What's her name?
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- Kaily-Kailyn?
- Oh, God.
363
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,588
Kailyn is too close to Caitlyn.
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Her last name wouldn't be Jenner,
365
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,218
it would be... Disick.
- Mom.
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Her name is Kailyn.
- What does she do?
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00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,262
- She's a photographer.
- Okay.
368
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,849
Don't you feel like
we work for, like, The Bachelor
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and we're interviewing the contestants?
- She's so cute.
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00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,645
- We're like the--
- Laverne & Shirley.
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We're like the Katy Perry
and Lionel Richie of the dating world.
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00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,443
- What the [bleep] does that mean?
- That means-- They're--
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They have American Idol.
- No one knows this analogy.
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00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:08,534
Yes, they do.
Katy and Lionel will get it.
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00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:09,368
Yeah.
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ALL: Hi!
KAILYN: How are you guys?
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- Good, how are you?
- Good. Are you Kailyn?
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I am.
KHLOÉ: Are we saying it right?
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00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,917
Yes, Kailyn.
KHLOÉ: Oh, perfect.
380
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,585
This has gotta be really scary.
381
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,338
It is scary. It's scary, but I love it.
KHLOÉ: We're very sorry.
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00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,172
Good, good.
KAILYN: Yeah.
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I know, it's a little intimidating,
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but just-- we don't bite, I promise.
- Okay, good to know.
385
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,679
I don't know
386
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:32,099
what kind of woman
is the perfect woman for Scott.
387
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,727
Well, she's breathing and she's over 30,
I'm-- that's a good start.
388
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,272
Will you tell us
a little bit about yourself?
389
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,273
Yeah, of course.
390
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,693
Um, so I am from a small town
in northern California.
391
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,278
I'm very close with my family.
392
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,738
- Um, I'm in the pet industry.
- Oh, good.
393
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,116
I am single
for the first time in eight years.
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KHLOÉ: Hmm.
- So, I've been single for nine months.
395
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,995
I'm, like, in the groove of it now.
396
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,205
What are you looking for in a man?
397
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,208
I'm really looking
for someone who is genuine,
398
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and grounded, and nice.
399
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,589
Somebody who's loyal.
I think loyalty is really important to me.
400
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,382
- Yeah.
- Somebody who is strong.
401
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:09,011
Scott's not your guy. No, just kidding.
[laughter]
402
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,846
Okay, well, that's-- We're done.
403
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,181
Do you know anyone else?
404
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,141
Okay, I'm just kidding.
- Yeah. Maybe Rob.
405
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,267
[laughter]
406
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,686
Do you honestly think
he's, like, ready to settle down...
407
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,271
- Yeah, I do.
- ...and taking it seriously?
408
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,064
That's good.
- I do, I really do.
409
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,817
- What is Scott looking for in a partner?
- He loves beautiful cars.
410
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,695
He loves sports. He raced motorcycles.
- I can ski.
411
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,780
KRIS: He loves to ski.
- I grew up on dirt bikes.
412
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,781
- Well, so did he.
- Oh, nice.
413
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,867
Oh, there we go. That's fun.
KRIS: Yeah, yeah.
414
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,620
Is he willing to have more children?
415
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,247
- He is. We've asked him
that question and he is.
- Yeah.
416
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,875
- Okay. Okay. That's good.
- Um, but of course, they would have to be
417
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,544
accepting of his three others, of course.
- Of course.
418
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,297
Well, I love that you guys are doing this
and just screening people.
419
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,965
I think that's really cool.
KRIS: Yeah.
420
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,342
- I wish someone would do this...
- Right?
421
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,177
...for me one day. I'm not ready yet.
422
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,470
KRIS: Oh, honey, we will.
- When you're ready.
423
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,972
- When I'm ready--
- Yeah, wait 'til I talk to your sisters.
424
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,307
Oh, God. Okay.
425
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,893
When I'm ready to date,
I don't think I would be mad
426
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,478
if my sisters did this for me,
427
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,524
'cause they would probably be
better at picking than maybe I would.
428
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:08,111
I don't know. I don't trust
my own picking most of the time, clearly.
429
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,155
Thank you so much.
[thanking each other]
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KRIS: Be in touch.
- Okay.
431
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:12,574
Nice meeting you.
432
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,575
Have a good weekend.
CANDIDATE: You too.
433
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,786
God, if you could get
all four of them to do this for me,
434
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,621
that is, like, wow.
435
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:20,457
Those boys, if they make it
through the 10 minutes,
436
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,835
they should just go on a date
with me just for the torture
437
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,711
of having to talk to all four of them.
438
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,882
Everyone seemed really great,
which is really surprising.
439
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,051
Of course, this is,
like, a 10-minute thing,
440
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,553
but they seemed like that.
441
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,388
Well, I think it's
kind of like that with anybody.
442
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,389
[phone ringing]
- You get a--
443
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,724
- Oh, it's Scott. I love you.
- Oop. Oh, okay.
444
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,935
Hi.
SCOTT [on phone]: Yello.
445
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,104
- Hello, I'm here with mom.
- Hi.
446
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,481
This has been agony doing
this with Mom, by the way.
447
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,732
KRIS:
She loves me.
448
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,442
SCOTT:
I feel like Mom would be good at it.
449
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,319
- That's right, I am good at it.
- I've had two glasses of wine
450
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,153
because of her...
- Yeah.
451
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,071
...and I don't even drink anymore.
452
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,156
SCOTT:
Ooh, you're drinkin' wine midday?
453
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,075
In the day. I'm day drinking.
KRIS: Yeah, day drinking.
454
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,326
That's how crazy--
455
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,078
SCOTT:
Ya know, she's probably nervous too.
456
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,913
Time for me to head on out.
SCOTT: Alright, love you guys.
457
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,332
But I'm being s-- I'm being serious.
SCOTT: It's very cute that you're
helpin' me with this.
458
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,293
I think some
of these girls are super cute,
459
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,961
just for you to, like, go on a date with.
460
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:06,795
I'm not kidding.
- Yeah.
461
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,838
SCOTT:
Back in the game.
462
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:08,964
KRIS:
Let's go!
463
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,883
Mission accomplished.
464
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:14,094
Great day, and can't wait
to see what happens next.
465
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,683
♪ elegant music playing ♪
466
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:25,022
♪
467
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,860
SOCCER MOM:
Josh needs to change.
468
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,778
Josh, let's go.
Ryan, let's go.
469
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,780
Sainto, come here,
let me change you real quick!
470
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,199
We only have 10 minutes.
471
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,326
ALLISON: You guys, come change quickly.
[kids chattering]
472
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,245
ALLISON: Come change and then
you can come back-- No.
473
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,706
KIM: We're in London,
and we got a little bit of rest
474
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,375
so we can be ready
for the Arsenal game tonight.
475
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,002
This is like a dream come true.
476
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,253
I played soccer,
477
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:52,466
so I wanna make sure
that Saint has so much fun
478
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,593
and falls in love with the sport.
479
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:55,802
PERSON: Come on, boys.
[kids yelling]
480
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,430
KIM: Yeah, wait, where's
all the girls? Soccer moms?
481
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,183
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
482
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,519
You wanna sit here in the middle, Al?
ALLISON: Sure.
483
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,812
♪
484
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,274
This is exciting, guys.
KIM: I just, like, love that we can give
485
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,692
this experience to our boys.
486
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,277
- I know.
- Like, they're gonna remember this
487
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,654
forever.
- Forever.
488
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,571
[both chuckling]
489
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,324
So, this game, one of the players
is gonna come and meet us.
490
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,617
I don't know who.
491
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,411
Yeah, there might be some cute guys.
492
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,914
Why are you all looking at me?
SOCCER MOM: No, no, no, they're 19.
493
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,082
[laughter]
494
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,417
You know what I'm saying?
I have age limits, guys.
495
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,669
And I'm--
- 18?
496
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,839
You're like, "After my last experience,
I have age limits."
497
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,675
- I need just a little bit
more age-appropriate.
- Yeah.
498
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,344
- I need, like, 40s. You know?
- Really?
499
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,346
- Yeah, yeah.
- I like it. I'm into that.
500
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,516
Listen, when you're single
and all your friends are married,
501
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:46,395
it's like you have...
"desperation" written on your face
502
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:49,314
and everyone under the sun
wants to hook you up with someone.
503
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:53,819
I'm genuinely just okay
being by myself for a minute,
504
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:56,071
and the right situation will come my way.
505
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,323
Wait, what are you
gonna wear to The Met?
506
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,117
And who's doing your glam,
Chris and Mario?
507
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,910
KIM: Mm-hmm.
- Great.
508
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,455
- What's the theme this year?
- Karl Lagerfeld.
509
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,292
Like, I wouldn't go,
but I'm also really petty like that.
510
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,085
How, like, that thing
came out that was like,
511
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,754
"None of the Kardashians
are invited to The Met."
512
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,174
It was, like, a big story.
Just came out, like, last week,
513
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,884
and everyone was like,
"Oh, my God, is this true?
514
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,635
Are you really not invited?"
515
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,971
So, like, there's something
about me that's like,
516
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,723
"Oh, I just wanna show up."
517
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,642
I mean, it was just, like, a thing
'cause I was never invited for s--
518
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,353
Like, I was, like, Kanye's plus one.
519
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,689
ALLISON:
Now, you get your own plus one.
520
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,066
I am bringing someone with me.
[Mom gasps]
521
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,610
ALLISON:
Who?
522
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:37,154
♪
523
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,617
[Mom gasps]
- Who? Oh.
524
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,745
Yeah.
525
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:49,249
I have no idea what I'm gonna
wear to The Met this year,
526
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,169
but I had the best idea to bring
527
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:57,007
Karl Lagerfeld's cat, his baby, Choupette.
528
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,009
They love the idea,
529
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:02,638
so I'm gonna meet
Choupette when we go to Paris.
530
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:05,557
So, I hope Choupette likes me.
531
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,020
- Girls, our first football game.
- Alright, let's go.
532
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,357
- Soccer moms unite!
- One, two, three, woo!
533
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:16,944
To football moms.
Who's ready?!
534
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,321
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
535
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,115
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
536
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,285
♪ Comin' up fast so
you better get ready ♪
537
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,496
KIM: Oh, my God.
ALLISON: Who's excited?
538
00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:30,123
KIDS: Me!
[indistinct chatter]
539
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,375
Look how cool this is!
540
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,669
ALLISON: O-M-G!
KIM: Come on, guys.
541
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:36,421
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh-oh, comin' up... ♪
542
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,508
KID: This is huge!
KIM: How cool, right?
543
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,718
We are at the Arsenal game.
544
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,680
It is so exciting
just to be in the stadium.
545
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,058
Our boys couldn't be
more excited for this game,
546
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,894
and it's just so fun
to see this joy in them.
547
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,688
KIDS [chanting]:
Go Arsenal!
548
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:55,607
No one's out there yet, boys.
Let's just wait.
549
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,111
I like soccer, but I never
had this, like, passion before.
550
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:01,280
And the fact that all
the boys love it so much
551
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,948
just makes it so much fun.
552
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:04,950
Guys, who's your favorite
player on Arsenal?
553
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,578
KIDS: Saka!
KID: Jesus!
554
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,454
[kids shouting]
555
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:11,999
[Saint speaking]
556
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:17,045
KIM: Oh, stop it, Saint.
These are the best seats.
557
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,048
- Oh, my gosh. Go in there.
- Get, get your jersey. Hurry, Saint.
558
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,552
I forgot Saint's red Arsenal jersey
559
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:27,973
that we specifically got for this trip
that, of course, I left at home.
560
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,183
I'm the worst.
561
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,728
Buddy. Aw.
[Saint cries]
562
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:35,105
Yeah, life is so tough.
563
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,733
It's really hard for me
to be really strict
564
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,026
and to discipline a lot.
565
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:39,985
Goodie bag?
566
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:42,613
Ooh. Saint, look, we have
a little goodie bag for you.
567
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:46,533
My parents weren't strict at all,
and sometimes, because I'm really busy,
568
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:50,579
it would be amazing if I had a partner
that would come in and tap me out,
569
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:53,749
and take over,
and, and handle it, you know?
570
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:55,584
But it can't happen like that.
571
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:57,503
Goalies are out on the field.
572
00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,505
Oh, look at the team.
The players are coming!
573
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,925
Oh, jump over.
By any means necessary.
574
00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:06,094
I do think that my household,
and even in our family,
575
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,222
it's, like, very female-dominated.
[Saint shouting]
576
00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:10,224
KIM: Should we take a girls' pic?
ALLISON: Yeah, let's do it.
577
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:13,352
KIM:
And I recently hired a manny.
578
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,896
I really wanted a male around
579
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,565
that was gonna be picking him up
and taking them to sports.
580
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:22,819
And I was scared outta my mind
to tell their dad that.
581
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,197
When he was dropping off the kids,
582
00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:26,949
Kanye introduced himself,
583
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:29,785
played two-on-two with Saint and him.
584
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:34,122
Has been so nice to him and saying,
"Hey, if you're gonna help raise my son,"
585
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,667
'cause he handed him the ball,
like, really easily or something,
586
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,336
and he's like, "Don't do that.
Make him go get it himself.
587
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,505
These are, like, some
of the rules that I would want."
588
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:45,592
And I was like,
"Oh, my God. Okay... That's great."
589
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,719
'Kay, turn around.
Take a picture with Pax.
590
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,556
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
591
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:51,932
ALLISON:
Here come the players.
592
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,475
Woo!
593
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:59,022
Saint. Hi. How are you?
So nice to meet you.
594
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,525
EDDIE NKETIAH: How are you, good?
Who's the biggest Arsenal fan here then?
595
00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:04,194
Me, me, me!
[laughter]
596
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,113
STAFF MEMBER: You can choose
what number you'd like best, Saint.
597
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:08,657
Okay.
598
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:10,659
Finally, happy kids.
599
00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:13,579
Oh, my gosh, look who came to see you!
[excited chatter]
600
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:16,498
KIM: This is all you want in life.
You just want happy kids.
601
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,750
You want everyone to be appreciative.
602
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:23,005
That's all I want,
and I feel like I finally got it tonight.
603
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:25,465
There is so much going on in my life.
604
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,969
Still in school,
my businesses that I'm running,
605
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:33,307
but I will make all the time in the world
to create memories with my babies.
606
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,601
KIDS:
Arsenal!
607
00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,562
And I know will mean the world to Saint.
608
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:40,063
[crowd yelling]
[whistle blaring]
609
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:43,233
KIM: If they win, we can go down
and meet them.
610
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,276
[excited gasps]
611
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:45,819
KIDS [chanting]:
Arsenal!
612
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,779
[crowd yelling]
613
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:52,409
I feel like North is, like--
lives her life like an only child,
614
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,827
does her thing.
615
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,163
Then the two little ones are a year apart,
616
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:59,541
so they're like twins almost,
and they're always together.
617
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,628
So, Saint loves the little ones,
618
00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:04,922
would love North if she'd
hang out with him, but she won't.
619
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:08,383
So, I wanna give him
a little bit of attention,
620
00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:10,802
and he's such a mama's boy and I love it.
621
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,597
And I know that those years
aren't gonna last forever.
622
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:19,561
Like, it's already-- he doesn't like me
to kiss him goodbye at school anymore,
623
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,605
and he gets so embarrassed,
and he looks around
624
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,650
and, like, sees where his friends are,
and, like, quickly hugs me and runs.
625
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,485
So, we're already there.
626
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:28,946
[whistle blares]
[crowd yelling]
627
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:30,948
ALLISON:
It's okay, guys! It was a great game!
628
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,658
KID: That was not!
ALLISON: It was.
629
00:25:32,658 --> 00:25:35,494
It was a good game up 'til the end.
630
00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:37,079
It was such a good game.
631
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,248
Ugh, Arsenal lost,
632
00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:43,001
but tomorrow I'm so excited
to go sightseeing
633
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:49,007
just to show them a little bit of London
and have fun in a whole new place.
634
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:52,469
♪ upbeat electronic music plays ♪
635
00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,559
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
636
00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,775
♪
637
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:10,821
KRIS:
Hello?
638
00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:12,865
SCOTT: Hi. What's happening?
KRIS: Hi.
639
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,366
Not much. Mwah.
640
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:18,912
After Khloé and I did
our matchmaking in honor of Scott,
641
00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:21,123
our final choice was Celine.
642
00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,666
Love that necklace.
643
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,209
I love this necklace.
SCOTT: Me too.
644
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:27,880
Celine had great energy,
had a great attitude.
645
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,048
So, I'm checking on Scott
646
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,842
because I know he had
his date with Celine,
647
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:34,428
and I am dying to know what's going on.
648
00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:35,637
So--
649
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:39,224
[Kris sneezes, laughs]
650
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,686
Was that, like, half an orgasm?
651
00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,189
Does that sound like an orgasm to you?
652
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,481
I'm out of the game.
653
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:49,693
So, on a brighter note...
how was the date?
654
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,320
Tell me everything.
655
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,280
First impression,
the moment she walked in the door,
656
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,282
where did you go, tell me the whole thing.
657
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,491
Hi.
SCOTT: Hi.
658
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,492
How are you?
SCOTT: How are ya?
659
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,369
- Nice to meet you.
- How ya doin'? Nice to meet ya.
660
00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,622
How's it going?
- Great.
661
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,707
Tell me something I don't know.
[chuckles]
662
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:07,503
Um... not the biggest dater,
I would say.
663
00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:09,129
Okay, so you're trying something new.
664
00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:13,467
Trying something new
that I heard is what people do.
665
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,802
Yeah, I get set up all the time.
It's fun.
666
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,055
- Really? And it's fun?
- Yeah, by my parents.
667
00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:20,182
Yeah!
- Are you Jewish?
668
00:27:20,182 --> 00:27:23,060
- I'm Jewish, yeah. Persian Jewish.
- Oh, okay. I love it.
669
00:27:23,268 --> 00:27:24,770
What was your first impression?
670
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:28,899
- She was optimistic, and happy, and...
- Uh-huh.
671
00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:32,319
...positive about so many
different things in life that I,
672
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:36,240
I really found a lotta good from her.
673
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,369
Scott can be a Debbie Downer
from time to time, just saying.
674
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:43,413
No offense to any Debbie out there,
675
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:47,960
but maybe somebody like Celine
could bring out the best in Scott,
676
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,421
because Scott's got this side
to him that's fabulous,
677
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:54,633
and we just need
the right person in his life
678
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:55,884
to bring back the joy.
679
00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,011
Mm-hmm.
- But she couldn't have been nicer.
680
00:27:58,011 --> 00:27:59,596
- Good.
- I probably talked to her more than
681
00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:02,391
I've talked to, like,
girls I dated for years.
682
00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:04,476
I said I want 10, 15 kids.
683
00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:07,479
No, I'm kidding.
Like, five, but I love kids.
684
00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:10,315
- You better get to work soon.
- I know, I gotta get to work.
685
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,526
Um, yeah, so, born and raised in LA.
686
00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:14,862
I live in Beverly Hills with my parents.
687
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:16,113
Traditional. Yeah.
- Oh, cute.
688
00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:17,114
Which is amazing.
- Totally.
689
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:18,448
I mean, the fact that you can go home
690
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,533
and hang with your family...
691
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,868
- Yeah.
- ...and, like, eat dinner with them.
692
00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:23,620
- Yeah, it's chill. Yeah, I love it.
- I mean, I'm-- Unfortunately,
693
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:24,830
I lost my parents,
694
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,583
but I always say, like...
- Sorry.
695
00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:32,045
...I couldn't [bleep] wait
to get outta my parents' house.
696
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:33,964
If I had any idea...
697
00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:36,049
- What life would be now.
- ...that I would've lost them young,
698
00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:40,012
I would've [bleep] lived
with them until I was...
- Yeah, I get it.
699
00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:42,181
Yeah, yeah.
- ...a [bleep] grandfather.
700
00:28:42,973 --> 00:28:46,602
The only thing I found,
like, not bad or good,
701
00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:48,604
but she was, like,
702
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:53,233
"I've never really met anybody
that I've cared enough to be with,
703
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:57,905
so I've never really dated long-term."
KRIS: Mm-hmm.
704
00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:01,825
Would be nice to have somebody
who had a little dating experience.
705
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,453
Yeah, just so you could see
what an asshole a guy is.
706
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:05,954
[Kris laughs]
- So then, like--
707
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:07,581
- Like, appreciate.
- You-- Yeah.
708
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:10,083
You've never had your heart broken?
709
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,669
Not, like, to a point that I'm, like,
710
00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,296
I don't know, like, gasping for air.
- You gave a [bleep]?
711
00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:15,714
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
712
00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:18,300
Have you always
been, like, this chipper?
713
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,261
- [chuckles] Yeah... I have. Yeah.
- Wow.
714
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,973
Have you had any hard times?
- Hardships?
715
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:28,185
I mean, the hard-- But, like--
- Nothing bad has happened to you?
716
00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,270
No, I lost my grandparents,
717
00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:33,315
but-- [laughs] No, that was, that wa--
- Wait, let me-- Were they 100?
718
00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:34,858
[Celine laughs]
719
00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:37,778
Actually, my grandpa
was 101 when he passed away.
720
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:39,988
- This is a [bleep] joke.
- I swear.
721
00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,406
Ever go to therapy?
722
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,992
- No. [laughs]
- Were you ever depressed?
723
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:46,328
- [laughing] No.
- Ever?
724
00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:48,747
I swear this isn't fake. No.
725
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,541
Do you cry at movies?
726
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,544
Sometimes, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
727
00:29:53,544 --> 00:29:55,045
Okay, 'cause if there was no,
728
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:57,422
then I was gonna-- a little sociopath-ish.
- If not, it'd be a little weird.
729
00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:58,423
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
730
00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:00,342
You're out with a serial killer.
731
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,969
- Good.
- Yeah, Khloé and Kris
732
00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:04,346
set you up with a serial killer,
733
00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:05,973
but she's chipper, so it's fine.
- By the way, that,
734
00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,975
I wouldn't be surprised.
[Celine laughs]
735
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,977
I knew they were tryna get rid of me.
736
00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:12,479
Those [bleep].
737
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:16,567
I would totally hang out with her.
Great energy, so sweet.
738
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:19,945
So, at the end,
we were tryna figure out, like,
739
00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,864
how do we part ways here, ya know?
740
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:24,575
I know this is, like, a blind date.
741
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:26,243
- Yeah.
- Like, I don't know
742
00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:29,329
how that works to see each other after,
743
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:32,791
but I feel like you
should be, like, my life coach.
744
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,918
[laughs] Okay.
745
00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:37,754
- I wanna learn to be this happy.
- Yeah, you will.
746
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:41,925
It's within you, I promise.
- But honestly, it's really, really cute.
747
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,093
Thank you.
748
00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:47,097
I do appreciate that you went
to a matchmaker and set me up.
749
00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:50,350
I think it was good for me
just to get outta my comfort zone.
750
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,687
I appreciated that you were into it.
751
00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:55,230
- Yeah.
- Like, you gave it a shot.
752
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,982
Ya know what,
at the end of the day,
753
00:30:56,982 --> 00:31:00,444
we're one family trying to make sure
754
00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:03,614
that we're all feeling
loved and appreciated--
755
00:31:03,614 --> 00:31:06,658
But we'd like to pawn you off
on somebody immediately.
756
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,368
But-- No, no.
757
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:09,912
We just want you to find...
758
00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:12,247
- I know. I get it.
- ...somebody that you enjoy
spending time with.
759
00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:15,209
That's all.
You were a really good sport.
760
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:18,253
I'm really happy that
Scott trusted Khloé and I,
761
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,088
that he embraced the situation.
762
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:23,467
At the end of the day,
love will come when it's supposed to.
763
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:27,429
I really believe that
Scott will find his person
764
00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:28,889
when the timing's right.
765
00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:31,934
So, even if they just become friends,
766
00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:33,977
then I say mission accomplished.
767
00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:38,357
I could probably pull some strings
and get you on The Bachelor
768
00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:39,566
if you wanna meet, like,
769
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,610
30 girls on the same night.
- I do not
770
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,070
wanna do that.
- No? Okay. [laughs]
771
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:46,490
Just checking.
- That sounds like a nightmare.
772
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:48,534
Or like a bad porno.
[Kris laughs]
773
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,619
[birds chirping]
774
00:31:51,954 --> 00:31:55,290
♪ regal orchestral music playing ♪
775
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,084
[horse whinnies]
776
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:01,129
♪
777
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,550
[bike bell dings]
778
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,344
KIM: Alright, guys, if anyone
has to go to the bathroom,
779
00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:10,430
we're gonna go to the London Eye,
so who has to go potty?
780
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,473
Anyone?
781
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,308
ALLISON:
Nope, just Kimmy?
782
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:14,643
Let's go, homies.
783
00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:17,271
[excited chatter]
ALLISON: Yay! London weather.
784
00:32:17,271 --> 00:32:19,273
♪ Spice Up Your Life
by Spice Girls playing ♪
785
00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:21,191
KIM:
The first stop, the London Eye,
786
00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:24,528
and then, shopping
for some fun sports stuff,
787
00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,822
and tonight we're gonna go to a musical.
788
00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:29,116
And this is sentimental to Allison and I,
789
00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:31,410
'cause our parents
would take us to musicals
790
00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:33,036
and it was, like,
our favorite thing to do.
791
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:36,915
♪ When you're feelin' sad and low ♪
792
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:39,793
♪ We will take you where you gotta go ♪
793
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,336
PERSON:
Oh, look, Buckingham Palace, boys.
794
00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:43,046
ALLISON:
Is this Westminster Abbey?
795
00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,631
This is where all the royal weddings are.
796
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:48,594
I was a Spice Girl for my talent show.
797
00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:52,306
[crosstalk]
I was Victoria. I was Posh.
798
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:53,182
Duh.
799
00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:55,350
Oh, they asked me if I would be her part.
800
00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:58,020
ALLISON: Oh yeah, I remember that.
- Mel C asked me.
801
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:01,982
Sporty Spice wrote a book
and signed it inside,
802
00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:04,234
and she sent it to me saying
that they're going on tour,
803
00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:06,612
and they need a Posh
and would I be the Posh.
804
00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:09,573
Could you imagine.
North is like, "Do it, Mom!"
805
00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:12,910
I mean, I'm sure she was joking,
but, like, when I was in high school,
806
00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:15,329
would I ever have thought
that this was, like, a thing?
807
00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:16,747
PERSON:
Saint, let's go. Hurry, let's go.
808
00:33:16,747 --> 00:33:18,457
I'm just, like, a girl from high school
809
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:21,668
that loved the Spice Girls,
and now they're asking me?
810
00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:23,337
Good, how are you?
- Big fan of yours.
811
00:33:23,337 --> 00:33:25,756
Oh, thank you.
Nice to meet you.
812
00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:28,967
♪ Hai Si Ja, hold tight ♪
813
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,969
[kids shouting]
814
00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:34,139
ALLISON:
You guys, there's the Big Ben!
815
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:35,349
Look, right there.
816
00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:37,142
PERSON: And then next to it
is the Houses of Parliament
817
00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:39,102
where they make all the decisions, yeah.
818
00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:41,980
You're hungry? How do we get off this?
819
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,190
Let's keep it movin'.
820
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:47,194
So, 7-year-old boys
need to be entertained 24/7.
821
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:51,281
[kids shouting]
KIM: So... we just have so much lined up
822
00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:53,492
because we need to tire them out.
823
00:33:53,492 --> 00:33:55,077
Next up, shopping.
824
00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:57,287
Guys, let's go to the basketball section.
825
00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:59,248
Guys, no playing soccer here, please.
826
00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:02,251
The boys don't know,
but I set up a call
827
00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:04,920
with their favorite player on Arsenal.
828
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,296
His name is Saka.
829
00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:08,048
PERSON: Come and say hello
to Saka, you guys.
830
00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:09,925
KIDS: Hi.
MOM: Hey!
831
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,343
[laughter]
832
00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:14,847
KID: You're my favorite player.
PERSON: And, and Saint, as well.
833
00:34:14,847 --> 00:34:16,181
BUKAYO SAKA [over phone]:
Thank you very much, thank you.
834
00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:17,683
PERSON:
Uh, Saka, even though I'm an adult,
835
00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:19,893
I'm also your biggest fan.
[all laughing]
836
00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:22,521
KID: We're gonna come back
if you win the Premier League.
837
00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:24,940
ALLISON: "When."
MOM: No, "when," "when," "when."
838
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:25,941
BUKAYO:
When, when.
839
00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:29,862
Well, thank you so much for taking
the time to say hi to my boys.
840
00:34:29,862 --> 00:34:32,656
They are your biggest fans, so thank you.
MOM: Aww.
841
00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:36,285
KIM:
Next up, Back to the Future: The Musical.
842
00:34:36,285 --> 00:34:37,244
Hi, how are you?
843
00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:39,162
My day's been exhausting,
844
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,081
but the boys are having a good time.
845
00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,128
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
846
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:47,713
[cheering]
847
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:50,257
The cast is so sweet and so much fun,
848
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:53,594
and everyone's just, like,
doing these funny TikTok dances.
849
00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:55,762
It's just such a cool experience.
850
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,140
Thanks, you guys.
[indistinct chatter]
851
00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:00,225
ALLISON: Great show.
You guys are awesome.
852
00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:02,728
♪
853
00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:05,147
Well, I think that was
a highly successful day.
854
00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:07,774
Soccer moms are invincible.
855
00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:09,359
It's St. Patrick's Day.
856
00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,945
My security is watching all of the kids,
857
00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:15,365
so that the moms
finally get to have some fun.
858
00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:18,577
♪ rock music playing ♪
[patrons cheering]
859
00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:20,412
Alright, we need this.
860
00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:22,247
Thank you for this amazing trip.
861
00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:23,874
Cheers, girls.
862
00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:27,544
We need a little drink
to deal with our kids.
863
00:35:29,338 --> 00:35:30,797
KIM: I am. How are you?
864
00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:32,216
KIM: Sure, sure.
865
00:35:33,592 --> 00:35:35,052
KIM: Oh, amazing!
866
00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:36,261
Of course.
867
00:35:39,598 --> 00:35:42,434
- Oh, congratulations! Good luck.
- Thank you. Thank you.
868
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:45,020
- Thank you!
- Thanks, you guys!
869
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:49,107
It's fun to be recognized
by a fellow law student.
870
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:51,109
It's just, like, fun
to walk into a random pub
871
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:55,447
with random people,
and, like, hang out and be normal.
872
00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:57,074
[cheering]
873
00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:03,413
[indistinct chatter]
KID: Come on, Kim!
874
00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:06,625
KIM: We get back,
and the boys are wide awake.
875
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,877
Hey! Where is--
I can't see with this hat!
876
00:36:08,877 --> 00:36:13,090
So, what else is there to do,
but play soccer in the hallways?
877
00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:15,801
[shouting]
878
00:36:15,801 --> 00:36:17,803
KIM:
Luckily, we have, like, the whole floor
879
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:21,390
'cause I would never let
my kids keep people up at night.
880
00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:23,642
But I will let them
play soccer in the hallways
881
00:36:23,642 --> 00:36:26,478
if that will tire them out
and put them to bed.
882
00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:28,480
So, game on.
883
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,693
[all cheering]
[screams] We won!
884
00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:36,613
These last few days
in London have been so amazing.
885
00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:40,868
Next up, we're heading to Paris
to go to the Paris Saint-Germain game.
886
00:36:40,868 --> 00:36:43,245
Give me a Guinness and I'll play!
887
00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:45,539
ALLISON:
You guys are so sweaty.
888
00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:52,337
♪ upbeat electronic music playing ♪
889
00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:05,809
- Hi.
- Hi... what are you doin'?
890
00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:07,436
Stealing my snacks again?
891
00:37:07,436 --> 00:37:11,440
- Always.
- Because you have nothing in your pantry.
892
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,441
Well.
893
00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,526
You are really addicted to these little
894
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,696
oranges. Mm-hmm.
- Cuties? Oh, now that's a problem too?
895
00:37:17,696 --> 00:37:21,158
No... I think it's great
that's your snack.
896
00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:23,744
All the orange trees that we have,
897
00:37:23,744 --> 00:37:25,787
they're all this big.
- Are big.
898
00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,581
- A little tart.
- But these are natural?
899
00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:30,876
They come this small,
or, like, we do something to make them?
900
00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,544
You think that they're on Ozempic?
901
00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:34,338
What?
- Probably.
902
00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:35,714
I don't know.
[laughing]
903
00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:37,758
That's a really good question.
904
00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,301
On another note,
905
00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:43,722
I'm really proud of Scott
that he went on his date with Celine.
906
00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:45,057
Forgot to tell you that.
- Stop.
907
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:47,059
No, he'll probably tell you
908
00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:49,102
things he wouldn't tell me, I feel like.
909
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:52,272
I think everything
with Scott went really well.
910
00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:55,567
I've been thinking a lot
about him and his happiness,
911
00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:58,695
but it also made me think
a little bit about Khloé,
912
00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:01,490
and where her head's at
and where her life is going.
913
00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:04,910
Speaking of dating,
what about you
914
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:07,663
and your dating life?
- What? I don't have a dating life.
915
00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:10,374
I'm not dating anyone.
- I know, but
916
00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:15,420
you and Tristan do spend a lot of quality
parenting, co-parenting time together.
917
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:20,217
What happens if he moves on
and you haven't moved on?
918
00:38:20,217 --> 00:38:22,553
How are you gonna feel about that?
919
00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:27,683
I mean, I don't know until I get there,
920
00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:29,810
but I want him to move on.
921
00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:33,105
Like, I want him
to find someone, and to be happy,
922
00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:35,440
and whatever that means.
923
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,359
But with all that being said,
924
00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:42,739
I remember Lamar and I were s--
divorced already or separated, I forget.
925
00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:46,076
And the first time I saw him
with someone in a magazine
926
00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:50,247
or online somewhere,
and I remember it still stung.
927
00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:53,834
- Aww.
- But I didn't want to be with him.
928
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,335
- Yeah.
- But then after the first time I--
929
00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,795
like, then you get over it.
930
00:38:56,795 --> 00:38:59,214
And the same goes with Tristan.
931
00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:02,426
I imagine that the first time
he is with someone, yeah,
932
00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:04,094
it will sting a little bit.
933
00:39:04,094 --> 00:39:06,930
I don't know, but I think
that's probably normal.
934
00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:07,931
Yeah.
935
00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:11,810
I really worry for Khloé that if Tristan
does meet somebody one day
936
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,145
and does move on,
937
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,732
is she gonna regret... not
938
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:21,653
getting back with him fully... in a
939
00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:25,282
monogana--
940
00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:28,911
in a monoganam--
[chuckles] in a monoganous--
941
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:33,498
in a [bleep] one-on-one
relationship, okay?
942
00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:35,709
Can't say the word today.
[laughs]
943
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,920
I see how he looks at you.
944
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,590
I see, ya know, the effort
that he puts into you and the kids.
945
00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:43,175
Tristan's a great guy.
946
00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:46,053
If you don't think it infuriates me
947
00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:50,349
that I basically helped
mold this person to who he is,
948
00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:54,478
and now, the greatness of him
gets to be shared with someone else.
949
00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:56,563
Yeah, that's very frustrating for me.
950
00:39:56,563 --> 00:40:00,692
But that's no reason for me to just--
- To settle for something.
951
00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:02,903
Yeah.
- To settle for s-someone that didn't
952
00:40:02,903 --> 00:40:04,988
feel this way about me.
953
00:40:04,988 --> 00:40:07,407
Everyone was thinking about themselves,
954
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:08,325
everyone.
- Yeah.
955
00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:11,703
From all the girls,
they were thinking about themselves,
956
00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:14,540
to Tristan every time
this happened, like--
- Right.
957
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:16,750
- No one ever thought about me.
- Yeah.
958
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,503
And so, what I'm doing
right now is I'm thinking about me.
959
00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:23,882
It's frustrating that almost
my entire life of men,
960
00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:26,844
they all have to realize how great I am
961
00:40:26,844 --> 00:40:29,805
after they've showed me
how terrible they can be
962
00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:32,891
when I knew how great
they were to begin with.
963
00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:35,853
So, why can't someone see
how great I am to begin with?
964
00:40:38,647 --> 00:40:41,859
Why don't you ask Tristan
some of these questions?
965
00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:45,487
Like... how would he feel if I was--
966
00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:47,447
Oh, I already know.
He wouldn't be happy.
967
00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:50,826
Yeah, he would be devastated, I promise.
968
00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:52,035
Thanks.
969
00:40:52,703 --> 00:40:54,288
- Well, he would.
- Yeah, I know.
970
00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:58,876
But if you're gonna be devastated,
then why'd you do what you did?
971
00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:02,171
I don't think--
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
972
00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:05,090
I don't think he was thinking--
- What was the mindset when you cheated?
973
00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:07,259
You're asking me?
974
00:41:07,259 --> 00:41:09,845
Who, who the [bleep] else
am I talking to?
975
00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:14,266
♪
976
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:19,354
KIM:
Next, on The Kardashians...
977
00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:20,856
Hey, guys!
978
00:41:20,856 --> 00:41:22,941
KHLOÉ/KYLIE: Hi!
- Happy birthday!
979
00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:26,570
I am going to The Met
with Karl Lagerfeld's cat.
980
00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:28,614
[cat hisses]
[fake cries]
981
00:41:28,614 --> 00:41:30,032
Is this cat gonna like me?
982
00:41:30,032 --> 00:41:31,491
[cat growls]
[shocked chatter]
983
00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:34,411
- Do you have that much anxiety?
- Yeah, I've been really bad lately.
984
00:41:34,411 --> 00:41:36,872
It's one of the reasons why I'm,
like, actually scared to have children.
985
00:41:36,872 --> 00:41:38,081
SAINT:
I want my phone!
986
00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:40,000
We need to find it!
- I heard.
987
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,545
It takes a village to raise kids,
but at the end of the day,
988
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,547
your kids only want you.
989
00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:47,382
KHLOÉ:
Oh, wait! What?!
990
00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:49,801
How can you guys start without the mom?
- Oh, my gosh.
991
00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:51,428
- Daddy of the year.
- Yes.
992
00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:52,638
Best father award.
993
00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:54,181
CICI BUSSEY:
Is he driving you crazy?
994
00:41:54,181 --> 00:41:55,098
KHLOÉ:
Yeah.
995
00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:58,560
If someone did,
to my daughter, what Tristan did,
996
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:04,566
I would probably castrate them
and smile doing it.
997
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,029
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
998
00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:11,281
♪ Hand it over,
now go 'head and hand it over ♪
999
00:42:11,281 --> 00:42:12,115
♪ Let's go ♪
1000
00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:13,784
♪ Hey, come get it,
come get it, come get it ♪
1001
00:42:13,784 --> 00:42:16,161
♪ I've been waitin' all night,
but I'm, yeah, I'm too quick with it ♪
1002
00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:18,121
♪ Anybody, they just can stick with it ♪
1003
00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:19,957
♪ Yeah, they keep comin', they rushin' ♪
1004
00:42:19,957 --> 00:42:21,166
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
1005
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:22,334
♪ They just ain't fast enough ♪
1006
00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:24,378
♪ They too slow, they can't hang with us ♪
1007
00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:26,797
♪ Knock, knock
here I come right below ya ♪
1008
00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:28,340
♪ I'ma get it like I told ya ♪
1009
00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,676
♪ Now go 'head and hand it over now ♪
1010
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,761
♪ Hand it over,
now go 'head and hand it over ♪
1011
00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:33,762
♪ Now, hand it over ♪
1012
00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:36,265
♪ Hand it over,
now go 'head and hand it over ♪
1013
00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:39,935
♪ Hand it over, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
1014
00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:42,646
♪ Hand it over,
now go 'head and hand it over ♪
1015
00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:43,856
♪ I'ma get it like I told ya ♪
1016
00:42:43,856 --> 00:42:46,149
♪ Now go 'head and hand it over now ♪
1017
00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,404
Don't make this weird.
1018
00:42:50,404 --> 00:42:51,822
It's not a real crush.
- Scott-- Well, first of all,
1019
00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:53,740
Scott has a crush on you,
1020
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,742
but it's like a brother-sister crush
1021
00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:58,787
where he looks at you and admires--
- First of all, that's not a thing.
1022
00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:00,247
- Oh.
- There's no such thing
1023
00:43:00,247 --> 00:43:02,082
as a brother-sister crush...
- Well, no, I meant--
1024
00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:07,212
...unless you live in the six states
that legalize... incest.
1025
00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:09,298
And we don't do that here.
- That's-- Well, okay.
1026
00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:12,384
It came out wrong. I think I--
- Mm-hmm. No, no, we got it.
1027
00:43:15,387 --> 00:43:17,389
[bell tolls]