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KIM KARDASHIAN:
Previously on The Kardashians...
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So what's going on with your house?
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- Well--
- Because you're gonna,
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eventually, go back there.
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You're my best friend.
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KIM: It's so crazy
because he's such a good friend
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and he's such a good dad.
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I meet my person.
Why put you through that?
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You're really livin' large these days.
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I've gained a lotta weight
here 'cause of my back.
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You're kind of on that cusp of surgery.
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KIM:
I am taking Saint and his best friends
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on a trip to London and Paris.
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Look how cool this is.
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ALLISON STATTER: O-M-G!
KIM: Come on, guys.
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Is such an amazing bonding experience.
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What happens if he moves on?
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How are you gonna feel about that?
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Is she gonna regret
not getting back with him?
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What was mindset when you cheated?
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- You're asking me?
- Yes. Wh-Who else am I talking to?
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♪ dramatic, orchestral music playing ♪
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♪ Keep Your Head Up by RlyRly playing ♪
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♪ I got your back,
if you've got my back I got your back ♪
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When you did that with my dad...
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KRIS JENNER: Mm-hmm.
- ...and you had four kids,
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and you had a family...
- Mm-hmm.
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- ...and this whole thing.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yes, I know you were really young,
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which is a big factor.
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I think being really young and dumb
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is... something that plays into it
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because you don't really...
understand the consequences
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of your actions.
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Appreciate the consequences.
- But what was my dad not doing
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that made you wanna look elsewhere?
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I don't know 'cause he was such
a great husband and such a great dad,
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and I think that I fell into
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a situation where I thought that
the grass was greener somewhere else,
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and I made a huge mistake.
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I-- That's, like,
my life's biggest regret.
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♪ melancholy music playing ♪
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When I got divorced,
Robert and I became best friends.
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We talked on the phone all day long,
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helped each other
through things all the time.
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And I did have regrets.
I thought, "Wow, what was I thinking?"
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So, I just want Khloé to be really careful
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when she makes these decisions,
and she has to let somebody go.
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Ya know, I'm not proud
of the way that I behaved
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during that time, but ya know what?
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Everything happens for a reason.
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I really do live my life
by thinking God has a plan.
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KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Mm-hmm.
- And without that whole thing happening,
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there never would've
been Kendall and Kylie.
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Right.
[Kris sighs]
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I just want you to be happy.
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I already have my happily ever after
with my kids. I'm totally happy.
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When you have a partner,
ya know, I always put that person first,
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and I don't wanna put
anyone first but my kids.
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- Right.
- Life is short.
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My kids are this age only for--
- A minute.
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- Literally a blink of an eye.
- Yeah.
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- And I have my kids and I...
- Couldn't agree with you more.
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- ...am proud of myself for...
- Yeah.
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...being with them as m-- like,
diving into them as much as I have.
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'Cause it's really easy just to be
like, "No, someone else do it."
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- Mm-hmm.
- But that's not what I wanna do
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in my life right now...
- Yeah.
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- ...and it's not who I've ever been.
- But how amazing for your kids,
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and how amazing to have
this experience with them
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and be so present,
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because a lot of people aren't.
- Right.
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I move very fast
and make decisions quickly.
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Khloé taking her time, that's amazing.
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And I understand where she's at,
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and I think it's
at a really healthy place.
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She is one of the strongest
people I've ever met.
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KHLOÉ:
I wanna just enjoy my life with them.
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And if I find a guy, then I'll find a guy.
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- Yeah.
- But it's-- that's not my top priority.
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But I genuinely
don't want anything right now.
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- Yeah.
- I don't want the responsibility
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of another person.
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So, give me time.
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♪ Make It a Good One
by Vanacore Music playing ♪
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Deal.
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♪ It's our time, it's our life ♪
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♪ Now make it a good one ♪
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♪ C'est pour toi by Roxanne playing ♪
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♪ singing in native language ♪
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You wanna come with me?
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So, we just left London,
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and our next leg on our soccer tour
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is to Paris to see
Paris Saint-Germain play.
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And while I'm here,
I have a little meeting with Choupette,
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Karl Lagerfeld's cat,
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because Choupette is supposed
to be my date for The Met.
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I wanna spend some time with her,
get to know her, and just see if we vibe.
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I want my phone!
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We need to find it!
- I heard.
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You left it in the phone.
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- No, I didn't. No.
- Phone.
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You left your phone in the phone?
[kids laughing]
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KIM: I think I'm still learning
how to be a single parent,
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and I just did the Jay Shetty podcast
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where I spoke about parenting,
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and I mean, I should be used to it now,
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but everyone had a lot to say.
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I'd say parenting is the thing that has
taught me the most about myself.
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And it's a really hard task
when you have four kids,
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and, you know, they all wanna be
put to bed at the same time.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I think it's just those nights
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when you can't divide yourself,
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and you have to just
work with what we have.
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KIM:
The struggles that my kids go through
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really have nothing to do
with the amount of help that I have.
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Obviously, having nannies
and a chef to help cook is beyond helpful.
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It's all about family
and enjoying these moments.
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It takes a village to raise kids,
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but at the end of the day,
your kids only want you.
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David Beckham sent 'em jerseys.
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They're living it up.
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I wish my boy thought that,
that I'm the coolest mom ever.
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Do you guys think
I'm the coolest mom ever?
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Yeah, Dylan does.
- Mom.
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KIM: Riley does. Okay.
- My mom.
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Oh, your mom's the coolest mama.
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I'm second. I'm okay to be
second to your mom, guys.
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As long as my boy thinks
I'm the coolest mom ever.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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The one thing everyone has in common
is just the amount of time that we have.
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And I'm raising four kids,
and I-I split my time
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between my work,
my family, my four kids,
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but I wanna make sure
that my kids have 90% of that.
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This is our hotel?
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KIM: Mm-hmm.
SAINT WEST: Oh, yeah.
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♪ Climb by Vanacore Music playing ♪
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♪ Up to the mountaintop ♪
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♪ So, I'm gonna climb ♪
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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♪ Let's get, let's get ♪
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♪ Yeah, we runnin' in the clouds
and we won't go home ♪
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♪ If they try to turn it down,
I'ma say, "Oh, no" ♪
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Lookin', lookin' pretty.
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♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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That piece came out good.
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How 'bout that thing
we had to make out of nothing?
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Brad buffed this down a little more.
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Yeah, it's much cleaner like this.
- Right?
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He pocketed it.
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- Yeah... Just comes out.
- Ooh, that's nice.
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Why does it always look like
a vagina in the middle?
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Look at that thing.
It's magnificent.
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[door thumps]
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Did I break it?
SCOTT DISICK: Nah, you're good.
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We got insurance.
- Hey.
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Wow! This is so nice.
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I still very much have
an interest in flipping homes.
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SCOTT:
Are you still thinkin' about doin' this?
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Yeah.
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I'm here at one of Scott's properties
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that he's been working on for a while,
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um, just to kind of check it out,
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and then I leave right after,
and I'm going to Paris for work.
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This is gorgeous.
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WORKER:
Yeah, we did stone all the way in.
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Travertine all the way in.
KENDALL JENNER: So pretty.
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But this is the life of building,
if you wanna get into it.
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Takes time.
KENDALL: You're not scaring me.
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Did you know that I might
have to get back surgery
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from that car accident I was in?
- What?
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Yeah. My back sucks.
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I was with Mason,
and we were out on the little dirt bikes,
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and he was askin' me
to teach him how to wheelie.
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So I was wheelieing for him,
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and I fell backwards
right onto my tailbone,
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and now I've got dual back problems.
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What's shakin'?
- I need someone to help me with my dog
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because--
- Which? The new-- The Doberman?
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Pyro, he's three years old.
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- Why, what's he up to?
- He's just wild.
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I'm having serious issues with him.
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- Like what?
- He has a lot-- He's just so much, like--
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I swear he has, like, separate--
like, really bad separation anxiety,
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and he's just--
- He's just hyper and loves you.
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He's just a wild guy. He's, like--
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I have anxiety,
and I think he has anxiety.
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Right, you're freakin' out over him
and getting more anxious.
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Right.
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Maybe I'm the problem.
I don't know, maybe he feels my anxiety.
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I could be the problem.
- Do you have that much anxiety?
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- Yeah, I've been really bad lately.
- Lately worse than ever?
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Yeah. It's one of the reasons why I'm,
like, actually scared to have children.
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[inhales] Can't not have kids
because of it, but it is scary.
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Honestly, the scariest part for me is
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I'm like, am I just gonna
get worse throughout life?
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'Cause I feel like it's
worse than ever right now.
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And I'm just, like, the older I get,
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is it just gonna get worse,
and worse, and worse?
- I think it'll get better.
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I had it really bad and I got better.
- Yeah, I hope. I hope.
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I think I was about, like, eight...
from what I remember.
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But I thought it-- there was, like,
something physically wrong with me.
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Like, I made my mom
take me to a heart doctor,
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and a lung doctor,
and a brain doctor, and all these people
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'cause I thought
something was wrong with me.
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And, and at that time, too,
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like, people didn't really talk
about anxiety the way they do now.
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I never knew that that's
what that was until later in life
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being like, "Oh, that's what
that was that whole time."
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And I had no clue.
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Everybody's got a problem.
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Yeah, I think that's
the common misconception.
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It's, like, we're all human,
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and we all feel everything--
- Right, and it sucks that people judge
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when--
- Right.
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- "How the [bleep] could you be anxious?"
- "How hard could your life be?"
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Right.
- "When you're pretty, you have money,
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you work, you have a great job."
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Yeah, great.
- Yeah.
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- Have all those great things on paper.
- Yeah.
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- But I don't feel great.
- Yeah.
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So, [bleep] you.
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KENDALL: I have definitely
struggled with a little bit of guilt
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for even feeling anxiety or feeling unwell
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because I-I do have a lot of blessings,
and I am a really lucky person,
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but we all have shit to a certain degree.
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So, I think just a little more
compassion would be nice.
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I'm also such a control freak,
so I wish I could, like,
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fix it or stop it, like, immediately--
- I feel like everybody in your family
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is control freaks.
- I know.
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I think we get that from Kris Jenner.
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- I mean... she's a controller.
- [laughs] She's a controller.
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That's for sure.
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♪ Cheers To A Good Time
by Vanacore Music playing ♪
236
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♪ Woo! ♪
237
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♪ Cheers to a good time,
cheers to a good time ♪
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KHLOÉ:
It's the best day of your life, huh?
239
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Two Tweaks.
240
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We are celebrating True's fifth birthday.
True, you're gonna be five?
241
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,178
Right, Dream?
242
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Miss True, what do you
wanna say to the camera?
243
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,601
Look at the c-- down the barrel.
244
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What are they squealing about? What?!
245
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,147
Get outta here!
246
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,483
I know my life is crazy stressful,
247
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:35,153
but when it comes to my kids,
no matter what it is...
248
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A real fishy.
249
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:40,409
...I know how to leave
everything at the door,
250
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and I just immerse myself in kid land.
251
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Don't fall in the pool.
252
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You know, it's my baby girl,
little Tutu's fifth birthday,
253
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so it's, uh, exciting.
254
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Um, bein' able to have
all the cousins here,
255
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and, and it's my mom's birthday today,
256
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so I think it's a good way
of, yeah, you know--
257
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you know, I got my angel in heaven,
and I got my angel on Earth,
258
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so we're celebrating both today.
259
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So, it's a special day
for-for me and the family.
260
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That crazy Tweak!
KHLOÉ: Oh, look at Tweak's ears!
261
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[True Thompson giggles]
262
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,811
You know, it was Khloe's idea.
263
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,937
So, the fact that
she brought it up, said,
264
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"Hey, ya know, for your mom's birthday,
265
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"instead of it being,
like, h-- a heavy day,
266
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,942
"why don't we do it as, you know,
267
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True's birthday party,
your mom's birthday?"
268
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So, incorporate it in one,
so it means a lot.
269
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MALIKA HAQQ:
Who's birthday is it? True!
270
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
271
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KHLOÉ:
Thanks, Kourt. Thanks for coming.
272
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KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN BARKER:
Of course, we wouldn't miss it.
273
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,173
Hey, guys.
KHLOÉ/KYLIE JENNER: Hi!
274
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- Happy birthday!
- Thank you!
275
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I love my birthday.
276
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KYLIE:
Yay!
277
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KHLOÉ:
Storm, you've never looked better.
278
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KRIS:
Where's Truezel?
279
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This is so cute.
280
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Hi.
KOURTNEY: Love you.
281
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I'm, like, so exhausted,
I can't even stand up.
282
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I love you.
283
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,776
Oh, and you get
to pick your own stickers.
284
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:56,610
Yeah.
285
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,030
KRIS:
Stop it.
286
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,240
KHLOÉ:
Hi.
287
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A boom... Boom... Boom... Boom.
288
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KRIS:
They have cotton candy.
289
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,670
They have cake.
- I'm on a no sugar.
290
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,338
- Oh, okay.
- So, I can't have either of those.
291
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,340
Nope. Well, they have backpacks.
292
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You can put your [chuckling] name
on one, no sugar added.
293
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,137
There it goes.
In the center now.
294
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,098
I like it in 'cause it's not as, like,
295
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,349
trying too hard.
- Ah. Trying too hard? Oh, okay.
296
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,475
KHLOÉ: Yeah.
- Well, that's good, yeah.
297
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Just y-you're lined up.
298
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Cheers.
- Cheers.
299
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Here we go, True.
Hold on tight!
300
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,690
[kids screaming]
301
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:40,153
KHLOÉ: I can't believe my girl is five,
and every year gets more and more special.
302
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,198
And I feel like we just
had her fourth birthday,
303
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,826
the kitty birthday, like, in a blink.
304
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,620
So, it's nuts how quickly time flies,
305
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,623
and I just wanna savor
every single moment with her.
306
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,585
She's my little angel,
and I just love her so, so much.
307
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:58,172
Alright, can we give True
a ride [panting] for her birthday?
308
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,756
You good?
309
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,925
You good?
- Yeah, I'm great.
310
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,386
You cheer on True,
and then you get to go by yourself.
311
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,930
CICI BUSSEY:
Is he driving you crazy?
312
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,016
- I mean, yes and no.
- Or is it livable?
313
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,185
- It's liva-- I mean,
I've-I've survived this long.
- Good.
314
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,187
Yeah, yeah. I figured that.
[Khloé laughs]
315
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[kids laughing]
316
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
317
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,033
♪ singing in French ♪
318
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I am going to The Met
with Karl Lagerfeld's cat as my date,
319
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,831
and I'm so excited.
320
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,792
I need to somehow get
this hair outta my face.
321
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,003
Since I'm here on this soccer trip,
322
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,215
I figured it might be the perfect place
to come and meet Choupette.
323
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,842
Guys, is this cat gonna like me?
324
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,678
[crewmembers laugh]
CREWMEMBER: Are you nervous?
325
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I'm nervous. I [laughing] literally
feel like I'm going on a blind date.
326
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,852
Hi. How are you? Hi.
- Hi, I'm Lucas. I'm Choupette's agent.
327
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,187
- So nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
328
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,813
Nice to meet you, too.
- Thank you for coming here.
329
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,981
- Thank you. Welcome to Paris.
- Hi.
330
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:58,982
- Françoise.
- This is Françoise.
331
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KIM: So nice to meet you.
- Enchanté. Thank you so much.
332
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,902
KIM: Thank you.
333
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:05,405
LUCAS BÉRULLIER: And the lady.
- Oh, my goodness!
334
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,659
[Françoise Caçote speaks French]
KIM: Hi, Choupette.
335
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:13,455
I did my first fashion shoot ever
when North was in my belly
336
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:17,334
with Karl Lagerfeld shooting it,
and we shot a few times after.
337
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,669
I mean, he's a legend.
338
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:23,674
And I get what an honor it is
to bring his baby, Choupette.
339
00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:27,302
[softly] Oh, she wants to-- Hi, baby.
340
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,223
What a beautiful cat.
341
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,141
Choupette.
342
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,185
[Choupette hisses]
- Oh, no, no.
343
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,397
Don't worry, she-she-she pretends.
She won't do anything to you.
344
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,774
[Kim laughs]
LUCAS: Chill, Choupette.
345
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,986
Aw, it's okay.
I act like that sometimes, too.
346
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,572
I think Choupette is playing hard to get.
347
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,782
Maybe she just has to warm up, ya know?
348
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,286
She is... feisty, though.
LUCAS: Mm.
349
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:56,999
KIM: Choupette is really key
to my whole vibe for The Met this year.
350
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,210
So, if we don't vibe,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
351
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:05,841
I just hope she warms up to me...
'cause this wouldn't be cute.
352
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,676
Please don't bite me.
353
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,137
[Choupette hisses]
- Ooh! [laughs]
354
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,222
[Lucas speaking]
355
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,019
[whispers]
Choupette, can I touch you?
356
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,020
[Françoise Caçote giggles]
357
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,063
KIM:
Okay, we'll chill.
358
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,025
Hey, baby.
LUCAS: She won't bite, but she's--
359
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,444
[Choupette hisses]
- Ooh.
360
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,030
[Kim fake cries]
LUCAS: She's not, she's not mean.
361
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,364
She's--
- Okay. [laughs]
362
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,074
But you'll be able to--
We'll, we'll try to held her,
363
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,784
and I think-- Yeah, I think--
364
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,246
So, I'm getting a little bit nervous,
365
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,457
and I think I just fully wanna pivot.
366
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,460
There's so many factors
that I think could be negative,
367
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,587
especially with
the cameras and the people,
368
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,256
even if she's scared
from the cameras and not me.
369
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,300
[Choupette hisses]
[Kim squeals]
370
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,886
KIM:
I don't know if it's fair to Choupette.
371
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:55,807
So, I think I realized
really quickly that... Choupette,
372
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,934
we're not a match.
373
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,102
[Choupette growls]
[crewmembers reacting]
374
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,605
KIM:
So, I am not bringing her to The Met.
375
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,066
[Françoise speaks French]
[Choupette hisses]
376
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,569
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
377
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,244
KRIS:
Look at the shark!
378
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,745
Did you guys see the shark?
379
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,790
KOURTNEY:
Oh, my gosh! That is so cool.
380
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,792
It's a shark and a stingray.
KOURTNEY: Hi.
381
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,044
- Mom, can we pet it?
- No.
382
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,880
KRIS: Hi, guys. Hey, there's a,
there's a shark over here.
383
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,007
A real shark!
384
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,969
I'm like the shark's publicist.
385
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,720
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Beautiful. Love it.
386
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,223
You look so cute today.
387
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,100
TRISTAN THOMPSON:
Papa. Say, "Thank you."
388
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,854
Hi... Hi.
TRISTAN: Say, "Hi, Lovie."
389
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,773
KRIS: Ya gotta love
a great kid's birthday party,
390
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,693
and I am such a sucker
for a great party favor.
391
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,653
Happy birthday, True.
I love you.
392
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,530
[kisses]
393
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,282
Da, da, da, da, da.
KRIS: So delicious.
394
00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,872
I think
395
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,083
it's probably really confusing to people
396
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,460
because Tristan and I get along so well,
397
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,547
but I think other people... want more,
398
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:12,217
and I just--
I know where I'm comfortable,
399
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,053
and I'm comfortable
with where it's at right now,
400
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,347
which is... a modern family.
401
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,391
It's really [bleep] weird.
402
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,976
It's weird. [laughs]
403
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,978
Daddy of the Year.
404
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,980
Daddy. Best Father.
- Appreciate it. Yes.
405
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,316
- Best Father Award.
- [laughs] I try. I try, man.
406
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,694
In the house,
all the energy you bring to the house...
407
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,571
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- ...and then all the positivity,
408
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,324
and then with the kids,
and then everything that's goin' on.
409
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:38,202
And now it's a whole,
it's, like, your house finished,
410
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,829
and then it's, like,
Khloé gon' be crying.
411
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,332
- Yeah.
- [laughs] All the energy.
412
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,292
TRISTAN: I'm two steps away,
so I-I can always come back.
413
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,793
I always come back.
[laughs]
414
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,670
So, it's like that's good for everybody.
415
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,880
- Yeah.
- The kids and everything, you know.
416
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,382
If Papa's at the house,
the house is whole, right, Papa?
417
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,385
Right, Papa?
[Corey Gamble laughs]
418
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,763
TRISTAN: Gotta keep it goin',
keep the good times goin'.
419
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,724
- Do you guys want coffee?
- I don't drink coffee.
420
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,059
- You just don't drink sugar.
- I'm actually--
421
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,185
- You don't drink coffee.
- No caffeine.
422
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,061
You don't drink soy.
423
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:07,689
I'm caffeine-free right now,
soy-free, sugar-free.
424
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,817
What else? Gluten-free.
- Wow.
425
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,696
- Free of everything, babe.
- Wow.
426
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,906
Alcohol-free.
427
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,371
[kids laughing]
- You guys look so cute.
428
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,581
KHLOÉ:
True, it's Tweak slime!
429
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:28,293
Tristan is moving out this week,
and it is bittersweet.
430
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:32,256
Like, my biggest fear,
initially, is about True.
431
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,925
Tatum's too young to know what's going on.
432
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,719
But True, is this gonna [bleep] her up,
433
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,473
that she's--
Basically, to her memory,
434
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,184
has never remembered
her dad living with her.
435
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,646
And now all of a sudden, he's living
with her and puts her to bed every night.
436
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:51,984
And she has this great relationship
that I don't want to do anything
437
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,652
that's gonna be damaging to her.
438
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,697
I guess it's destined that the parent's
gonna screw up their kid at some point,
439
00:19:56,697 --> 00:20:01,201
but I wanna try to avoid screwing up
my daughter as long as possible.
440
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,036
TRISTAN:
Let's go, Tutu!
441
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:07,249
KHLOÉ: Oh, wait, what?!
What?! Jack, wait--
442
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,668
[kids yelling]
KHLOÉ: Excuse me!
443
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:13,130
How can you guys start without the mom?!
444
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:16,842
There's just been a lotta sadness
with losing Tristan's mom, Andrea,
445
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:21,847
and trying to acclimate Amari
into just a new life, essentially.
446
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:22,931
It's been a lot.
447
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,976
[all cheering]
- Yeah, yeah!
448
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,936
Kick its butt!
449
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:33,150
♪ soft music playing ♪
Yeah! Go True!
450
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:37,070
Today, having it be such
a joyous day, it's been magical.
451
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,405
Oh, my gosh!
452
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:42,117
And where you're just not thinking
about anything that's too heavy
453
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,286
'cause we're
at a five-year-old's birthday party.
454
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:45,996
Okay.
455
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,626
One, two, three.
456
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:55,923
ALL [singing]:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
457
00:20:55,923 --> 00:21:00,135
♪ We're ready for the climb ♪
458
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,848
♪ We've come too far to change our minds ♪
459
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,808
KHLOÉ: Yay!
460
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,061
I've loved every bit of today.
461
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:13,524
The happiness, and the balloons,
and everything just makes you happy.
462
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,734
So, I don't know,
maybe I threw this party for myself,
463
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,693
but I needed it.
464
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,487
Whatever it is, I needed it.
465
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,113
♪
466
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,741
Yay!
[all cheering]
467
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,915
♪
468
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,461
♪ Bonne Nouvelle
by Flavia Coelho playing ♪
469
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,296
♪ singing in French ♪
470
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,806
Wow, look how cool the stadium is.
471
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,143
Saint, you wanna change
or you wanna wear this?
472
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,188
No, I wanna get, I wanna get
the new jersey and kicks.
473
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:56,942
We are here
at the Paris Saint-Germain field.
474
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,902
ALLISON:
Let's take a quick picture right here.
475
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,696
KIM:
All their favorite players play here.
476
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:04,032
Just such an amazing experience.
This is, like, a dream come true.
477
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,368
Okay, at the count of three,
name your favorite player.
478
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,953
One, two, three.
479
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,289
KIDS: Mbappé!
[laughter]
480
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:13,083
KIM:
Guys, look at how cool this is.
481
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:18,380
We are on the pitch... in Paris
at the PSG game. This is crazy.
482
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:22,676
KIDS: Mbappé!
KIM: S-Saint is, like, freaking out.
483
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:25,304
We're the ultimate soccer moms, guys.
484
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,139
Seeing the players run out,
485
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:30,684
and the boys, like,
light up screaming their names,
486
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,979
and all the fans are going crazy,
and screaming for all the players.
487
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:37,524
Like, it's such a fun experience
that they're here on the field.
488
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,901
They get to see this all.
489
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:41,528
Say, "Messi."
KIDS: Messi!
490
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,905
They're freaking out.
491
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,823
We'll show you to the suite.
KIM: Sure.
492
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:47,117
Suite! Look at those big marshmallows!
493
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,703
Guys, guys, we-we can control ourselves.
494
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,955
Guys, we--
SAINT: Neymar!
495
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,209
[gasps]
Look-it, Neymar Jr. jerseys!
496
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,627
ALLISON:
Whoa!
497
00:22:56,627 --> 00:23:00,255
Guys, we're living it up in Paris!
ALLISON: Oh my God!
498
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,467
[announcer speaking French on PA]
499
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:09,389
I don't know what they're saying,
but I heard him say Mbappé.
500
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,808
ANNOUNCER:
Mbappé again. Left foot this time.
501
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,019
Likes to cut back to his right.
502
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,523
Why? Hi.
KENDALL: 'Cause I was so late.
503
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:18,649
- Hi.
- Hey.
504
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:21,610
I'm in Paris 'cause I am
working with a new brand.
505
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,195
I'm working with L'Oréal,
506
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:27,533
and I'm here to do
our first round of big shoots.
507
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,284
I have four full days with them.
508
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,995
We're gonna go meet
the players after the game.
509
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,163
KENDALL:
Cute, Messi?
510
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,916
Kim happened to be
in Paris at the same time
511
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,376
taking all her kids to a soccer game.
512
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,671
So, I rushed out of a fitting,
and I'm here.
513
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,589
[crowd cheering]
514
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,217
ANNOUNCER:
Dropped in for Messi brilliantly.
515
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,720
Cuts back to his left
and tries to sneak in.
516
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,556
KIDS [chanting]:
Messi, Messi!
517
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,683
You wanna sit here, Saint,
and I'll sit over there?
518
00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:54,935
Saint, you wanna sit here?
519
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:56,937
Okay, I'll scoot over one.
KENDALL: Okay.
520
00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,357
So, Saint, you can get to know
your Auntie Kendall better.
521
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:01,191
[Kendall laughs]
522
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:05,153
ANNOUNCER:
Quickly to Mbappé... 94th minute.
523
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,155
Messi in the middle.
Cannon shot!
524
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:07,990
[Kim cheers]
525
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,450
ANNOUNCER:
And there the whistle from Willy Delajod.
526
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,329
One, two, three, and a four.
527
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:20,794
Oh. [laughs] Hi! How are you?
528
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:25,215
Neymar is out sick with surgery,
but still FaceTimed my kids.
529
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,425
So nice.
530
00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:27,676
KID:
Bye, Neymar!
531
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,554
- Soccer moms, we did it.
- Soccer moms, we did it.
532
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:31,889
[all cheer]
533
00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:33,765
KIM: We'll do it the same time next year.
534
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,809
ALLISON: But only if you guys behave.
535
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,020
You guys are gonna have
to be really good.
536
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,479
Make really good grades.
537
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,482
- What do you say to Kim for organizing?
- Yeah, what do we say to Auntie Kimmy?
538
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:48,447
You know, Saint, he has, like,
his soccer league that he's in,
539
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,490
but he's never scored a goal.
540
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:54,620
First game back,
scored three goals in the first game.
541
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,997
I feel like he was so inspired.
542
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,707
That's, like, a little win
when we got home.
543
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,209
I was so proud of him.
544
00:25:00,501 --> 00:25:02,503
[Kim yelling]
545
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:05,297
♪ Feet Are On The Ground
by Vanacore Music playing ♪
546
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:08,926
♪ Feet are on the ground ♪
547
00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:16,308
♪ rock music playing ♪
548
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,144
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Go ahead and point it toward the camera.
549
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:21,855
Cute. Then whip your hair
and go back around.
550
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,857
Good. Cute. Look back.
- I don't know if this hair whips.
551
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,067
[group laughs]
PHOTOGRAPHER: Cute.
552
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:28,195
Someone tell me we caught that on video,
the whole little runway in the kitchen.
553
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:31,823
Oh, yeah. Well, Hulu video.
[laughter]
554
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,743
Where are the cheerleaders at?
GROUP: Woo!
555
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,245
KOURTNEY:
Hype me up a little.
556
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:40,582
And then open up to me a little bit.
Gorg. Love! Look back.
557
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,292
♪
558
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:45,587
Cute.
- Oh, my God, that's so cute.
559
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,464
Yay, first shot over.
560
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:48,966
Yay.
[group cheers]
561
00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,759
Lemme is growing.
562
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,721
We are coming up
with new products all the time.
563
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:59,643
We are making my world-famous smoothie,
564
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:03,522
but we are using some
Lemme Sea, our Irish sea moss.
565
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:07,484
With the new products, like,
we're constantly doing content.
566
00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:12,281
So, I put one cup of coconut water,
a cup of blueberries.
567
00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:15,993
This is really good content here.
[group laughs]
568
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:19,580
And then I have
a very specific blending technique,
569
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,331
and I start slow.
570
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,000
[blender whirring]
571
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,961
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
572
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:29,298
[blender speed increases]
573
00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:32,509
[blender speed decreases]
574
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:36,513
'Kay, so I go, like, slow to high,
575
00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:39,099
really high, and then back down
576
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:40,893
'til it's back to really slow.
577
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:45,397
And that's a masterpiece.
578
00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,316
Yes.
579
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,736
Phil is taking notes.
SIMON HUCK: Yeah, Phil, how are you doing?
580
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:53,655
This is a day in the Lemme office.
KOURTNEY: Phil is-- Yes.
581
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,866
- You learn something new every day.
- Definitely taking notes.
582
00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:59,369
SIMON: A whole look today.
KOURTNEY: A whole look.
583
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,205
This is so cute, yes.
KOURTNEY: Am I sitting here?
584
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,290
SIMON:
You're sitting here. I love this.
585
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:05,626
KOURTNEY: Thanks.
SIMON: And I love those shoes.
586
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,837
KOURTNEY: They were actually part
of my Halloween costume one year.
587
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:11,131
[laughter]
SIMON: No, it looks so good.
588
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,508
CREWMEMBER:
I'm the same way, too.
589
00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,927
SIMON: No, 'cause there's days
we come, we feel more pajama,
590
00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:16,428
we feel more, like, chill...
KOURTNEY: Yeah.
591
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:17,387
- ...and then there's days--
- Sweats.
592
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:18,222
SIMON:
Yes.
593
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:21,600
So, if the comment's on there,
am I reading the comment?
594
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,809
Yeah.
595
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,187
But they'll just see it, too.
596
00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:26,188
KOURTNEY:
Okay.
597
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,567
Yeah.
598
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,861
Shout out to all the haters.
599
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:35,405
You guys, I'm, like, ready to fall asleep.
SIMON: Oh.
600
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,032
LIZ MULLER: But no caffeine.
- Can we give you a matcha?
601
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,242
Oh, no, 'cause no caffeine.
KOURTNEY: I'm not allowed.
602
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,953
Oh, my God.
[laughter]
603
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:45,332
We have a little more.
- I'm on the craziest thing of no--
604
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,543
The caffeine would
kill me, though, without it.
605
00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:48,377
LIZ: Same.
606
00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:50,838
I'm on so much caffeine
right now just to be here.
607
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,006
You ready for us?
PRODUCER: Yeah.
608
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:56,760
Um... what are these comments?
"Just girl, bye."
609
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,595
[laughter]
610
00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:03,475
Now we have to use that.
[laughter]
611
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:06,937
"Can the Kardashians just retire?"
612
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:08,313
That would be nice.
613
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:12,067
Um... "A Kardashian wearing
an Agnostic Front shirt.
614
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,778
Really, does she even know who they are?"
615
00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:20,158
Absolutely not.
It is a shirt from my husband's closet.
616
00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:22,244
"She never eats them on camera."
617
00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:24,121
- And we brought you a spit cup.
- Um, and I bought you a spit cup.
618
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:25,497
Okay.
619
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,625
[indistinct chatter]
620
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,004
[group laughs]
621
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,132
- Perfect, perfect. So good.
- That's so good.
622
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,134
Cute.
623
00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:40,095
I think, like, silly criticism
doesn't bother me.
624
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:43,640
I think when people get
really extreme and hateful,
625
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:49,313
and are, like, so intense about it,
it's a little jarring, I think.
626
00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:54,359
But silly criticism is... just funny.
627
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,028
Have you decided what
you're doing for your birthday yet?
628
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:58,614
No. Like, we thought
we were gonna be in New York
629
00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:00,574
for Saturday Night Live.
- Oh, and you're not.
630
00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,951
But we're not because of his finger.
631
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:04,912
- I can't believe the pictures.
- I know.
632
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:07,456
We'll be on tour for our anniversary.
633
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:08,916
I know, I keep forgetting about this
634
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:11,418
crazy world tour you're going on.
- I know.
635
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:15,380
Travis has his Blink-182 tour coming up.
636
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,300
I am definitely going to
637
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,720
as many shows as possible.
638
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,349
[yawns] I'm tired thinking
about it with no caffeine.
639
00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,392
Oh, no, you need caffeine.
You can't have a little,
640
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,394
you can't have a little hit?
- I need caffeine on the tour.
641
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:30,896
And just for every day.
642
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:32,731
[yawns]
643
00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:35,651
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
644
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:40,489
♪
645
00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:42,115
♪ What time? ♪
646
00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:48,830
Hello.
KRIS: Hi, how are you?
647
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:53,502
This is like livin' the life of luxury
at five o'clock in the morning.
648
00:29:53,502 --> 00:29:55,754
So hungry.
[Kris laughs]
649
00:29:55,754 --> 00:30:00,175
Scott's having an epidural today
because I reached out to Dr. Snibbe,
650
00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:04,388
and he put us in touch with Dr. Jang
who's going to do the epidural.
651
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:07,057
Is anybody perkier at five a.m. than me?
652
00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,893
Huh, huh? [laughs]
- But you get up at five,
or four, or three.
653
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:12,855
So, this is Dr. Snibbe's recommendation,
654
00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:14,189
the guy who did my hip.
- The Snibbster, yeah.
655
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:16,024
Snibs you right up.
- Yeah.
656
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:19,194
Well, you're not getting,
like, a vasectomy or anything.
657
00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:21,321
- No.
- Wait, have you had a vasectomy?
658
00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:22,614
- Yeah.
- You did?
659
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:23,907
- Uh-huh.
- Forgot.
660
00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:25,951
That's why I [bleep]
all these random girls.
661
00:30:25,951 --> 00:30:27,494
- Scott!
- I'm just kidding,
662
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,788
I don't have one.
- Oh, my God, it's so early.
663
00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,665
I was too scared, just in case if,
664
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:34,418
later down the road, maybe,
I wanna have more kids or somethin'.
665
00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:38,589
Are we here? This is it?
666
00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:40,215
DRIVER: Yeah.
- Okay, great.
667
00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,426
[elevator dings]
668
00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:47,181
- Oh, my God. I have PTSD.
- Is this where she had her hip done?
669
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:49,141
This is where I had my hip surgery.
670
00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:50,350
- Okay.
- PTSD.
671
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,935
She has PTSD.
672
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:53,937
- I'm gonna need to be put to sleep again.
- This is not about you.
673
00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:56,398
Oh, sorry, it's about Scott. Never mind.
674
00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:59,276
Now listen, I have
an announcement to make, ladies.
675
00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:04,072
This one gets a little kooky
after he wakes up from anesthesia.
676
00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:06,200
We apologize in advance.
677
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,662
You know, Scott doesn't have
much of a filter without anesthesia.
678
00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:13,707
It's not pretty.
And he's just a little wild, you know?
679
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,584
He'll regret-- I'm, I'm dead serious.
680
00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,294
Some people might take that the wrong way.
681
00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:21,340
And in today's day and age,
you don't wanna take any chances.
682
00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:23,258
Just behave yourself.
683
00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:25,594
- But if any of you guys are up for it...
- Stop!
684
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,887
- ...that would be--
- No!
685
00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:28,388
We're gonna get sued.
- Just take care of me.
686
00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:29,515
KRIS:
Are you ready?
687
00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:31,099
You're gonna cut my penis off?
[Kris laughs]
688
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:34,311
Then you're gonna have
to get a bigger tool than that.
689
00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,564
[mouths] What?
NURSE: Just take off your shirt
and put on the gown.
690
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,399
Where can I put the rat?
691
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:41,527
[phone ringing]
- It's Keeks.
692
00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:43,403
NURSE:
Quick temp for you.
693
00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,406
KIM [over phone]: You're gonna be great.
- Hi.
694
00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:49,117
KIM: Oh, hi, Mom!
- Hi, sweetie.
695
00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:52,579
We're do-- We need to,
we need to get his IV in.
696
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,957
KIM: Okay, I just wanted to make sure
you weren't there by yourself.
697
00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:56,750
Okay, love you.
SCOTT: Thank you, love you.
698
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:57,668
Love you.
699
00:31:57,668 --> 00:31:59,878
- She was talking to me.
- Oh.
700
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:03,632
Do you do the IV?
NURSE: Yeah, yeah.
701
00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:07,553
I love Scott so much,
and I would do anything for him,
702
00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:08,971
and he's like my son,
703
00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:13,100
so... he's not gonna be
showing up at something like this
704
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,518
and be by himself.
SCOTT: Kris, I'm going.
705
00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:17,980
What? Oh, honey, I love you.
706
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,357
SCOTT: Ta-ta.
KRIS: Okay, you're gonna be great.
707
00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:21,984
Okay? [kisses]
- Whoa,
708
00:32:21,984 --> 00:32:24,403
you can really bend over
well with that new hip.
709
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,990
Oh, my God, look at you.
- Yes! [laughs]
710
00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,367
- The Snibbster.
- Snibbster.
711
00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:31,869
SCOTT: Bye!
- Bye, you're gonna be great.
712
00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:32,953
Love you.
SCOTT: Love you.
713
00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:34,746
KRIS: Enjoy the nap.
SCOTT: Okay.
714
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,458
KRIS: I know Scott's in good hands,
and I have a busy day.
715
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:42,462
I've got things to do so I'm out,
but I know he's in a safe place.
716
00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:43,672
Alright.
717
00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:47,634
Who's gonna watch him when he wakes up?
[laughs]
718
00:32:52,264 --> 00:32:55,267
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
719
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:57,769
[machines beeping]
720
00:32:57,769 --> 00:33:00,772
Hey, Scott, who's picking you up today?
721
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,608
♪ music warps, stops ♪
722
00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:05,986
I th-- I thought Kris was,
but I guess she left.
723
00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:07,821
NURSE:
Yeah, she had to go to the office.
724
00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:09,615
I'm just wondering.
- You wanna drive me home?
725
00:33:09,615 --> 00:33:11,658
NURSE:
I'm sorry, I have to stay at work.
726
00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:14,119
SCOTT:
It's that goddamn new hip.
727
00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:16,622
She was runnin' around
like Sonic the Hedgehog.
728
00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:18,749
[phone ringing]
- Can't believe she left me.
729
00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:19,708
[machines beeping]
730
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,918
KRIS [over phone]:
Are you done?
731
00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:25,088
You left me?
[Kris laughs]
732
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:29,051
I love Scott so much,
and I would do anything for him.
733
00:33:29,051 --> 00:33:31,970
SCOTT: Maybe I'll see you over
one of the holidays this year.
734
00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:34,389
[Kris laughs]
735
00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:42,856
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
736
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,656
♪
737
00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:52,866
Hey, how you feelin'?
How's your back?
738
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:54,576
It feels okay.
739
00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:58,038
And I'm gonna rest today,
I think, and just, like, ice, chill.
740
00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,623
Your mom was thinkin' about me.
741
00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:01,124
- How did it go?
- She came with me.
742
00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:02,876
- She did?
- The procedure was 15 minutes.
743
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:05,087
I woke up, she wasn't there.
[Kendall laughs]
744
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:08,298
That was nice.
"I love you, I love you.
745
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:09,925
I gotta get going."
746
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:12,094
You wake up anesthesia,
and you hope that your, like,
747
00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:14,721
mom is standing there--
- Yeah, you could see a familiar face.
748
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,348
She's like,
"I actually think I've got a meeting."
749
00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:20,352
"Honey, I love you. You're gonna do great.
I've got to get running."
750
00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:22,563
It's five in the morning.
Where are you going?
751
00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:25,440
No one's even up.
I'm, like, at five?
752
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,484
- She's insane, seriously.
- Like, what are you doing?
753
00:34:27,484 --> 00:34:30,112
But by the way, it's-- She doesn't--
Don't take it personal.
754
00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:32,072
She would do it to me, too.
- No, I would never do it to--
755
00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:34,199
I was surprised she came for the ride.
[Kendall laughs]
756
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,452
I was excited enough for that.
Like, she didn't even have to walk in.
757
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,079
Ugh, it's always, "I gotta go film."
758
00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,247
That's her best it seems.
- It's e--
759
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,249
Uh, "I cannot talk.
KENDALL: "I have a meeting."
760
00:34:42,249 --> 00:34:43,876
- We're filming right now."
- Yeah. [laughs]
761
00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:45,794
She loves that excuse.
- "Hi, honey.
762
00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:47,629
"I know I haven't
talked to you in a long time.
763
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:50,757
We're actually filming right now,
so I cannot talk."
764
00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:52,676
Every time I'm like, "Reality show!"
- Yeah.
765
00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:54,261
"Reality show, you're allowed
to pick up your phone."
766
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:55,637
- Yeah.
- "You're allowed to talk.
767
00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,764
It's part of the show. Keep on talkin'."
768
00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:00,267
I loved the conversation
Scott and I had the other day,
769
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:03,520
and I know he's been feeling
a little anxiety lately, as have I.
770
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,523
So, I wanted to set up
a little sound bath for us.
771
00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:08,066
I thoroughly enjoy them.
772
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:11,904
I find them very helpful, um, just
to kinda chill me out, calm me down.
773
00:35:11,904 --> 00:35:14,907
♪ mellow music playing ♪
774
00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:18,952
Hoo, it's cold.
- Oh, wow, what a setup.
775
00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:21,580
KENDALL:
A sound bath is
776
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:25,167
a session where you lie down
and close your eyes,
777
00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:30,214
and someone comes
and plays crystal singing bowls for you,
778
00:35:30,214 --> 00:35:33,550
and it's very soothing and meditative.
779
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:37,221
[Scott grunts, mutters]
- [laughs] Oh, dear, are you okay?
780
00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:38,639
SCOTT:
Yeah, no, my back.
781
00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:41,266
INSTRUCTOR:
What I do is invite you to set...
782
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,809
[Scott coughs]
- ...an intention personally,
783
00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:45,395
silently to yourself, but--
- It's a new moon tonight?
784
00:35:45,395 --> 00:35:46,605
Yeah.
KENDALL: Or something, right?
785
00:35:46,605 --> 00:35:48,065
Shit, it is?
KENDALL: Yeah.
786
00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:50,359
Oh, God, I gotta cancel my date.
[laughter]
787
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,236
What I encourage you to do is,
788
00:35:52,236 --> 00:35:54,655
you know how you can feel
like a subwoofer in your body?
789
00:35:54,655 --> 00:35:55,489
You can just, like, act--
- Huh?
790
00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:56,782
You know when you're listening to music?
791
00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,659
Like, bass. Yeah.
- In your stomach?
792
00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:00,869
Yeah, you, like, feel it
in your body when it's loud.
793
00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,204
- I don't know, maybe.
- Like, if you're in the club.
794
00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:03,622
Or, like, in your car,
795
00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:05,624
turn it up.
- I don't actually listen
to music in my car.
796
00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:07,751
I try to have that time
for myself, which is weird.
797
00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:09,294
INSTRUCTOR:
M'kay. Alright, well, imagine that you've
798
00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:10,587
felt the bass in your body.
- I just don't get it.
799
00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,214
I'm sorry, I wanna get it.
- [laughs] Okay.
800
00:36:12,214 --> 00:36:13,465
INSTRUCTOR: Okay, I-I--
- I wanna feel the boom.
801
00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:14,925
INSTRUCTOR: I know what we're gonna do.
- Here comes the boom.
802
00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:17,219
I-- Can I, can I--
This is a tuning fork.
803
00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,303
Of course.
INSTRUCTOR: Kendall loves these.
804
00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:19,805
Yep.
INSTRUCTOR: You'll feel some bass.
805
00:36:19,805 --> 00:36:21,974
Here comes the boom.
[instructor laughs]
806
00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:25,018
INSTRUCTOR:
Imagine that, um, the sound waves are like
807
00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,980
little massage therapists' hands,
and you can, like, hear them.
808
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:30,566
Like, how little? Like a child?
INSTRUCTOR: As little as you want.
809
00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:31,733
Like a child's hands?
KENDALL: Scott!
810
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,943
- What?
- Pointless questions.
811
00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:34,278
What do you mean?
She said a little massage
812
00:36:34,278 --> 00:36:35,571
by a little person.
I don't know how little.
813
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,991
Oh. Uh-huh. That's cool.
- Does that feel okay?
814
00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:40,742
Mm-hmm.
- That's a lotta--
815
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:42,494
So, now you can feel it, like, in
816
00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:43,871
your body, right?
- Yeah.
817
00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:46,164
I'm gonna, I'm gonna get
two spots behind your head.
818
00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:48,375
SCOTT: Okay.
- Where the vagus nerve comes close to
819
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,710
the surface.
- Vagus, baby.
820
00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:51,420
KENDALL:
Scott will not shut up.
821
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:54,840
He can't sit still,
and I can't say that I'm shocked.
822
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,217
[twinkling sounds]
- Sounds like Tinker Bell arrived.
823
00:36:57,217 --> 00:37:00,596
KENDALL: But there's, like,
the sounds affect your brain
824
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:05,517
in a certain way that
literally, like... calms you down.
825
00:37:05,517 --> 00:37:08,437
[gong tone vibrates]
826
00:37:08,437 --> 00:37:10,772
Here comes the boom.
I can feel it.
827
00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:13,233
INSTRUCTOR:
So, the gong can get pretty loud.
828
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:16,028
So, if it starts
to stress you out at all...
829
00:37:16,028 --> 00:37:18,739
- No, I like it.
- ...takes some nice deep breaths.
830
00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:19,573
Okay, good.
831
00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:22,242
[gong hums]
832
00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:27,456
[ambient nature sounds]
833
00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:30,918
Feel free to lay there
as long as you need to.
834
00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:34,880
No rush getting up whatsoever.
835
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,715
[Scott snoring]
836
00:37:38,675 --> 00:37:41,011
I may never do
a sound bath with Scott again.
837
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:45,349
No offense to him, but I would love
if he continued to do 'em on his own.
838
00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:47,392
But I-I prefer a sound bath by myself.
839
00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:49,228
Feel like a new man.
840
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:50,896
I felt the boom.
841
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:53,524
♪ twinkling music plays ♪
842
00:37:54,191 --> 00:37:56,860
♪ Not Yours Anymore
by Pete + Sara playing ♪
843
00:37:56,860 --> 00:38:01,949
♪
844
00:38:06,662 --> 00:38:09,790
- Hi.
- Hello, lovie. Did you do this for me?
845
00:38:09,790 --> 00:38:11,917
[earrings clink]
[Malika laughs]
846
00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,377
Now we're attached.
847
00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:14,878
It came right out.
- Ooh.
848
00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:16,588
♪ I'm not yours anymore ♪
849
00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:17,881
♪
850
00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:18,966
♪ Yeah ♪
851
00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:21,385
I'm so hungry.
I haven't eaten yet today.
852
00:38:21,385 --> 00:38:24,888
[bleep] hate everyone.
- Mm.
853
00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:28,016
Just when your day doesn't go right,
I want to [bleep]--
854
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,018
You wanna shut
the whole thing down, I get it.
855
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:34,189
What is special about mine
and Malika's relationship is
856
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:37,943
she gives it to me straight,
and she'll tell me how she feels,
857
00:38:37,943 --> 00:38:40,237
and-- but it's always said with love.
858
00:38:40,237 --> 00:38:41,738
MALIKA: Ooh, thank you.
- Thank you.
859
00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:43,657
Are you like this every day?
860
00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:45,075
Like what every day? This?
861
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,493
- Yeah.
- This is, like, the calmest
862
00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:49,371
I've ever been. [laughs]
- Oh, dear.
863
00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:50,789
No, am I like what every day?
864
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:53,500
Do you not have any joy?
865
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:56,003
Yeah, when I see my kids.
866
00:38:56,003 --> 00:39:00,048
- Tristan, is he still with you?
- No, he, um--
867
00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:04,720
Thank you so much.
He has moved into his home.
868
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,764
Tristan has officially now moved out,
869
00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:12,686
and he is at his home
a block away from mine. [laughs]
870
00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:15,439
Tristan just, like, walks over
871
00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:17,107
to do carpool
in the morning with the kids.
872
00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:19,401
Like, he's still very much there.
873
00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:22,905
And me and Tristan never shared
a bedroom or anything like that,
874
00:39:22,905 --> 00:39:26,491
so it's sort of the same thing,
but he's at a different house.
875
00:39:26,491 --> 00:39:28,619
Once the kids are asleep,
he goes to his house,
876
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,162
and I stay at mine.
877
00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:31,705
He didn't wanna go?
878
00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:35,459
No, I don't think he wanted to go,
but his house flooded.
879
00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:36,877
His mom just passed away.
880
00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:39,755
When all of that happened,
obviously, I was like, [sighs]
881
00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:42,674
"Okay... we got this."
882
00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:43,967
MALIKA: Yeah.
- Like, you move in here,
883
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:45,052
and then it just kept taking
884
00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:47,554
longer and longer,
how long they were there for,
885
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:49,097
which is fine and I'm--
886
00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:54,102
It was so good for him and True,
so good for him and Tatum, all of that.
887
00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:56,396
- Yeah.
- It was interesting for him and I
888
00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:59,816
because, prior to that,
Tristan and I were barely talking.
889
00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:02,903
And then I was just thinking,
how do I get--
890
00:40:02,903 --> 00:40:06,031
Like, how do we go back to normal now?
891
00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:08,700
I would really like for us
to do something fun together.
892
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,203
I think we should go to HomeGoods.
I think we should go to Target.
893
00:40:11,203 --> 00:40:14,206
I think we should go to the Four Seasons,
have lunch, and get a massage.
894
00:40:14,206 --> 00:40:16,667
Then I think we should go out.
895
00:40:16,667 --> 00:40:19,461
You need to do a little bit more for you.
896
00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:22,005
You were, like, the life of the party.
- I know.
897
00:40:22,005 --> 00:40:23,632
I'm still the life of the party.
898
00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:24,633
- What party?
- When I'm--
899
00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,093
- What party? What party do you go to?
- Well, when I go--
900
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:28,929
- You have to go to a party.
- When I go somewhere.
901
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,973
One day you have to get back out there.
902
00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:32,307
And I will. I just--
903
00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:37,896
Right now, I'm so [bleep]
overwhelmed with just life.
904
00:40:37,896 --> 00:40:41,483
Ya have to practice the thing
you want to become, eventually.
905
00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:43,610
After a while you start to go,
"You know what?
906
00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,362
"I can do all of these things
907
00:40:45,362 --> 00:40:47,698
"and still do some things
that make Khloé smile,
908
00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:50,701
"and give me something else
to talk about outside of my kids,
909
00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:53,620
"and Tristan, and Amari,
and tragedy, and all the--"
910
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,999
Like, you gotta give
yourself somethin' else.
911
00:40:56,999 --> 00:41:01,420
I really appreciate how much
people want me to get out, and socialize,
912
00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:02,337
and leave my house.
913
00:41:02,337 --> 00:41:04,798
I know it makes me
sound like a crazy person,
914
00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:08,635
but that's not what
is best for me right now.
915
00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,262
Like, where am I even going?
916
00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:11,972
What do you guys want me to do?
917
00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:13,348
What's out there?
918
00:41:14,099 --> 00:41:17,436
I don't think anything that great.
[laughs] Not right now.
919
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:21,148
My mom called me over... to her house.
920
00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:23,525
And she-- we were just chatting
about a bunch of things,
921
00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:27,571
and she was like, "You know, I just--
Don't get mad. I just wanna talk to you."
922
00:41:27,571 --> 00:41:32,075
And, and I typically know
that means it's about, like,
923
00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:36,663
either why am I, like, such a recluse
or, like, my romantic life.
924
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:38,540
That's interesting that people
keep saying that to you.
925
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,083
- Yeah.
- It's interesting.
926
00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:41,877
I mean, I love my mom
for so many reasons,
927
00:41:41,877 --> 00:41:45,422
but one of the main things
that it's so beautiful about her
928
00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:50,260
is how forgiving she is,
and how a lot of us are in my family...
929
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:52,387
- Mm-hmm.
- ...but her, specifically.
930
00:41:52,387 --> 00:41:54,640
'Cause being a mom,
931
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,310
if someone did
what Tristan did to my daughter,
932
00:41:58,310 --> 00:42:01,355
I would... probably castrate them...
933
00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:05,651
- For sure.
- ...and smile doing it.
934
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:11,949
♪ pensive music playing ♪
935
00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:15,702
KHLOÉ:
What happened between me and Tristan,
936
00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:18,497
I've been cheated on by many people.
937
00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:20,290
I've dealt with it. I got it.
938
00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:24,545
This other situation
was the most wild thing.
939
00:42:24,545 --> 00:42:26,755
- Yeah.
- And it's not only finding out
940
00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:29,132
that he had someone else pregnant,
941
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:34,805
but while I secretly had
my own surrogate pregnant.
942
00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:38,016
Never in a million years
would I have been blind--
943
00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:40,310
like, would've thought that.
944
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,438
Cut to-- That's--
Then this whole year goes by,
945
00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:45,983
my son's not even one yet,
946
00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:47,484
and look how much has changed.
947
00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:50,696
I wasn't speaking-- I didn't speak
to Tristan at all for six months,
948
00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:51,822
not even about the kids.
949
00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:54,491
But, like, and now look, now we're
back to being really good friends.
950
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:56,493
Ooh.
951
00:42:56,493 --> 00:43:01,123
Like, I wanna date someone.
Not now. I'm exhausted.
952
00:43:01,123 --> 00:43:02,165
What do they say?
953
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:04,668
"To get over somebody,
you have to get under somebody else."
954
00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:08,338
Like, I'm sure that's,
obviously, a really easy route,
955
00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:11,300
and you're definitely distracting yourself
956
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,428
as to what... you need healing from.
957
00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:17,389
Someone's form of healing
is not my form of healing.
958
00:43:17,389 --> 00:43:20,100
And that's not right or wrong,
959
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:23,228
but I just need to do
what speaks to my soul.
960
00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:26,148
And if I felt like going out,
if I felt like dating,
961
00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:28,442
and if I was open to that
right now, I would do it.
962
00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:29,776
There's nothing holding me back.
963
00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,988
I just genuinely don't have
these feelings right now.
964
00:43:32,988 --> 00:43:37,659
But I wanna date people, I think,
and, like, see what's out there.
965
00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:39,286
I want to feel
966
00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:42,706
proud, like, when I go into a room
967
00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:45,209
and I'm with my man, and I'm not--
- Yeah.
968
00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:46,835
I don't think everyone's laughing at me
969
00:43:46,835 --> 00:43:49,463
for being a weak bitch
for staying with someone.
970
00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:52,633
You are the furthest from a weak woman.
971
00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:56,303
It takes a very strong
woman to forgive people.
972
00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:57,971
- Thank you.
- It takes a very strong woman
973
00:43:57,971 --> 00:44:00,724
to be hurt multiple times
by the same person
974
00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:02,935
and still smile in their face.
975
00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:06,688
There's nothing weak about that.
I don't care what anybody says.
976
00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:09,149
In an ideal world, I wish I was married,
977
00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:12,861
and that, you know,
we had our family together.
978
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:14,363
Like, that's what everyone wants.
979
00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:16,573
But I am not attracted to Trist--
980
00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,992
Like, I'm not, like--
- Wow.
981
00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:20,827
That's a big say.
982
00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:22,746
You're still attracted to him, right?
- Yeah, no, no, no.
983
00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:26,542
I know he's a very handsome--
No, no, Tristan is so handsome.
984
00:44:26,542 --> 00:44:29,378
He's a-- like a beautiful...
985
00:44:30,212 --> 00:44:32,297
- Creature. [laughs]
- ...statue of a human.
986
00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,091
Like, I'm not, like, blind,
987
00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:37,761
but I can't think about, like,
kissing him on the lips.
988
00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:42,683
Like, none of that would--
It's just not in my wheelhouse.
989
00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:43,600
MALIKA: Okay.
990
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,310
Maybe think about it this way.
991
00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:47,771
Maybe you might wanna
try to save your family.
992
00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:49,231
Maybe you might wanna...
993
00:44:49,231 --> 00:44:50,816
- But I have.
- ...give this a shot despite--
994
00:44:50,816 --> 00:44:54,236
I've tried to save
my family a couple times,
995
00:44:54,236 --> 00:44:56,697
and you wanna make God laugh,
tell him your plans.
996
00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:57,948
Guess what, buddy?
997
00:44:57,948 --> 00:44:59,741
I got no more plans.
- That's right.
998
00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:02,369
- 'Kay? Stop laughing.
- [laughs] Have it your way.
999
00:45:02,369 --> 00:45:06,039
Stop laughin' at me.
I just want,
1000
00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:10,419
like, my life a little bit.
- So, it's not never.
1001
00:45:11,128 --> 00:45:15,549
Well, I don't, I don't know.
I don't... I don't,
1002
00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:19,928
I don't know what it is.
It's definitely not now.
1003
00:45:22,347 --> 00:45:24,141
[sighs]
1004
00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:28,228
KIM:
Next on The Kardashians...
1005
00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:31,857
Ladies! You ready to go on an adventure?
1006
00:45:31,857 --> 00:45:32,816
[neighing]
1007
00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:34,651
Do you wanna give
the horses some cookies?
1008
00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:36,028
Yeah, I don't wanna do it.
1009
00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:37,988
KRIS: Let me take a photo.
Wait, Truezel, Truezel,
1010
00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:39,489
stand next to Stormi.
1011
00:45:40,032 --> 00:45:41,533
Is that your mom?
- Lovie.
1012
00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,535
Are you okay?
KRIS: They're fine.
1013
00:45:43,535 --> 00:45:47,581
She totally hijacks
my date with my grandkids.
1014
00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:52,669
So, I decided I'm gonna do
a TV show called American Horror Story.
1015
00:45:52,669 --> 00:45:56,757
I know I have to slow down, but I can't.
1016
00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:59,968
I'm about to go to Pelican Bay
and visit a prison there.
1017
00:45:59,968 --> 00:46:02,095
No one comes here.
Definitely not a Kardashian.
1018
00:46:02,095 --> 00:46:03,514
My last year incarcerated,
1019
00:46:03,514 --> 00:46:06,433
they spent over $100,000
and keep me in a cage.
1020
00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:09,978
How much therapy could you provide
to stop them from goin' to prison?
1021
00:46:09,978 --> 00:46:12,397
This is what I wanna teach our boys.
1022
00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:15,150
Mom, you [bleep] up big time with me.
1023
00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:17,194
- I did not [bleep] up big time.
- I will--
1024
00:46:17,194 --> 00:46:21,532
There's issues that I have
with my manager, not my mom.
1025
00:46:21,532 --> 00:46:23,700
- Khloé.
- Who cares about my wound?
1026
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:24,868
Okay, I get the point.
1027
00:46:24,868 --> 00:46:27,996
I'm never [bleep] heard,
and she likes to patronize me.
1028
00:46:27,996 --> 00:46:30,874
No, you misunderstood, okay?
'Cause you're just somewhere else.
1029
00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,000
You're spiraling.
1030
00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:36,588
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
1031
00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:42,761
♪ singing in native language ♪
1032
00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:54,398
♪
1033
00:47:06,577 --> 00:47:08,579
♪
1034
00:47:16,795 --> 00:47:20,132
Oh, what I could do
to a piñata is... oof.
1035
00:47:20,132 --> 00:47:22,843
I'll probably go to jail.
Beat the shit outta that piñata.
1036
00:47:22,843 --> 00:47:26,597
I don't know if we're teaching good
things, though, with the piñata thing.
1037
00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:32,019
When a kid is beating the shit out
of a... bunny with a baseball bat,
1038
00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:34,646
and then you're being rewarded for
1039
00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:39,193
decapitating a poor little animal.
1040
00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:42,696
[laughs] Yeah, it bleeds candy.
1041
00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:47,326
[bell tolls]