1 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:07,466 KIM KARDASHIAN: Previously on The Kardashians... 2 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,135 So what's going on with your house? 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,720 - Well-- - Because you're gonna, 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,264 eventually, go back there. 5 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,182 You're my best friend. 6 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:18,977 KIM: It's so crazy because he's such a good friend 7 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,104 and he's such a good dad. 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:24,525 I meet my person. Why put you through that? 9 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,194 You're really livin' large these days. 10 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,530 I've gained a lotta weight here 'cause of my back. 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,740 You're kind of on that cusp of surgery. 12 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:35,744 KIM: I am taking Saint and his best friends 13 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,913 on a trip to London and Paris. 14 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,039 Look how cool this is. 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,958 ALLISON STATTER: O-M-G! KIM: Come on, guys. 16 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,335 Is such an amazing bonding experience. 17 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,420 What happens if he moves on? 18 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,172 How are you gonna feel about that? 19 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,926 Is she gonna regret not getting back with him? 20 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,178 What was mindset when you cheated? 21 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:57,599 - You're asking me? - Yes. Wh-Who else am I talking to? 22 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:01,353 ♪ dramatic, orchestral music playing ♪ 23 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:07,651 ♪ Keep Your Head Up by RlyRly playing ♪ 24 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:14,157 ♪ I got your back, if you've got my back I got your back ♪ 25 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,579 When you did that with my dad... 26 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,788 KRIS JENNER: Mm-hmm. - ...and you had four kids, 27 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,914 and you had a family... - Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,040 - ...and this whole thing. - Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,626 Yes, I know you were really young, 30 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,670 which is a big factor. 31 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:29,173 I think being really young and dumb 32 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:32,843 is... something that plays into it 33 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:37,681 because you don't really... understand the consequences 34 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,057 of your actions. 35 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:42,936 Appreciate the consequences. - But what was my dad not doing 36 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,355 that made you wanna look elsewhere? 37 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,527 I don't know 'cause he was such a great husband and such a great dad, 38 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:54,865 and I think that I fell into 39 00:01:54,865 --> 00:02:00,287 a situation where I thought that the grass was greener somewhere else, 40 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,663 and I made a huge mistake. 41 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,875 I-- That's, like, my life's biggest regret. 42 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,961 ♪ melancholy music playing ♪ 43 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:12,674 When I got divorced, Robert and I became best friends. 44 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,885 We talked on the phone all day long, 45 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,846 helped each other through things all the time. 46 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:23,018 And I did have regrets. I thought, "Wow, what was I thinking?" 47 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:27,272 So, I just want Khloé to be really careful 48 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:32,402 when she makes these decisions, and she has to let somebody go. 49 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,531 Ya know, I'm not proud of the way that I behaved 50 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:38,825 during that time, but ya know what? 51 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,161 Everything happens for a reason. 52 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:45,582 I really do live my life by thinking God has a plan. 53 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:50,045 KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: Mm-hmm. - And without that whole thing happening, 54 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,381 there never would've been Kendall and Kylie. 55 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,967 Right. [Kris sighs] 56 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,303 I just want you to be happy. 57 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:02,975 I already have my happily ever after with my kids. I'm totally happy. 58 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:06,270 When you have a partner, ya know, I always put that person first, 59 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,438 and I don't wanna put anyone first but my kids. 60 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,982 - Right. - Life is short. 61 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:13,026 My kids are this age only for-- - A minute. 62 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,070 - Literally a blink of an eye. - Yeah. 63 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,822 - And I have my kids and I... - Couldn't agree with you more. 64 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,157 - ...am proud of myself for... - Yeah. 65 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,994 ...being with them as m-- like, diving into them as much as I have. 66 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:26,123 'Cause it's really easy just to be like, "No, someone else do it." 67 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,958 - Mm-hmm. - But that's not what I wanna do 68 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,251 in my life right now... - Yeah. 69 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,587 - ...and it's not who I've ever been. - But how amazing for your kids, 70 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,797 and how amazing to have this experience with them 71 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,215 and be so present, 72 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,800 because a lot of people aren't. - Right. 73 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:43,390 I move very fast and make decisions quickly. 74 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:47,019 Khloé taking her time, that's amazing. 75 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,313 And I understand where she's at, 76 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,648 and I think it's at a really healthy place. 77 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:55,027 She is one of the strongest people I've ever met. 78 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,197 KHLOÉ: I wanna just enjoy my life with them. 79 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,908 And if I find a guy, then I'll find a guy. 80 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,785 - Yeah. - But it's-- that's not my top priority. 81 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,996 But I genuinely don't want anything right now. 82 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,873 - Yeah. - I don't want the responsibility 83 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,666 of another person. - Yeah. 84 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,502 So, give me time. 85 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:15,214 ♪ Make It a Good One by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 86 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,840 Deal. 87 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,635 ♪ It's our time, it's our life ♪ 88 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:22,638 ♪ Now make it a good one ♪ 89 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,643 ♪ C'est pour toi by Roxanne playing ♪ 90 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:36,568 ♪ singing in native language ♪ 91 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,491 You wanna come with me? 92 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,368 So, we just left London, 93 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,746 and our next leg on our soccer tour 94 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:51,959 is to Paris to see Paris Saint-Germain play. 95 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:56,296 And while I'm here, I have a little meeting with Choupette, 96 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,465 Karl Lagerfeld's cat, 97 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,010 because Choupette is supposed to be my date for The Met. 98 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,764 I wanna spend some time with her, get to know her, and just see if we vibe. 99 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,349 I want my phone! 100 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,643 We need to find it! - I heard. 101 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,144 You left it in the phone. 102 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,646 - No, I didn't. No. - Phone. 103 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,357 You left your phone in the phone? [kids laughing] 104 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:18,861 KIM: I think I'm still learning how to be a single parent, 105 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:22,239 and I just did the Jay Shetty podcast 106 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,032 where I spoke about parenting, 107 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,618 and I mean, I should be used to it now, 108 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,495 but everyone had a lot to say. 109 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:32,249 I'd say parenting is the thing that has taught me the most about myself. 110 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,877 And it's a really hard task when you have four kids, 111 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,880 and, you know, they all wanna be put to bed at the same time. 112 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,675 - Mm-hmm. - I think it's just those nights 113 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,552 when you can't divide yourself, 114 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,013 and you have to just work with what we have. 115 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,055 [bird tweets] 116 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,975 KIM: The struggles that my kids go through 117 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:53,854 really have nothing to do with the amount of help that I have. 118 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:59,860 Obviously, having nannies and a chef to help cook is beyond helpful. 119 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,363 It's all about family and enjoying these moments. 120 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,449 It takes a village to raise kids, 121 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:09,161 but at the end of the day, your kids only want you. 122 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,711 David Beckham sent 'em jerseys. 123 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,338 They're living it up. 124 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,966 I wish my boy thought that, that I'm the coolest mom ever. 125 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,593 Do you guys think I'm the coolest mom ever? 126 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,011 Yeah, Dylan does. - Mom. 127 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,889 KIM: Riley does. Okay. - My mom. 128 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,058 Oh, your mom's the coolest mama. 129 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:34,061 I'm second. I'm okay to be second to your mom, guys. 130 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,273 As long as my boy thinks I'm the coolest mom ever. 131 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,317 - Yeah. - Yeah. 132 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:44,071 The one thing everyone has in common is just the amount of time that we have. 133 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:47,866 And I'm raising four kids, and I-I split my time 134 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:52,037 between my work, my family, my four kids, 135 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,165 but I wanna make sure that my kids have 90% of that. 136 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,166 This is our hotel? 137 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,793 KIM: Mm-hmm. SAINT WEST: Oh, yeah. 138 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:01,588 ♪ Climb by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 139 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,299 ♪ Up to the mountaintop ♪ 140 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,554 ♪ So, I'm gonna climb ♪ 141 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,684 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 142 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,227 ♪ Let's get, let's get ♪ 143 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,813 ♪ Yeah, we runnin' in the clouds and we won't go home ♪ 144 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,732 ♪ If they try to turn it down, I'ma say, "Oh, no" ♪ 145 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,568 Lookin', lookin' pretty. 146 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:25,279 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 147 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,154 That piece came out good. 148 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,282 How 'bout that thing we had to make out of nothing? 149 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,450 Brad buffed this down a little more. 150 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,995 Yeah, it's much cleaner like this. - Right? 151 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,371 He pocketed it. 152 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,457 - Yeah... Just comes out. - Ooh, that's nice. 153 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,962 Why does it always look like a vagina in the middle? 154 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,506 Look at that thing. It's magnificent. 155 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,340 [door thumps] 156 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,886 Did I break it? SCOTT DISICK: Nah, you're good. 157 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,304 We got insurance. - Hey. 158 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,017 Wow! This is so nice. 159 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:58,228 I still very much have an interest in flipping homes. 160 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,230 SCOTT: Are you still thinkin' about doin' this? 161 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,064 Yeah. 162 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,691 I'm here at one of Scott's properties 163 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,318 that he's been working on for a while, 164 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,903 um, just to kind of check it out, 165 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:09,072 and then I leave right after, and I'm going to Paris for work. 166 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,408 This is gorgeous. 167 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,076 WORKER: Yeah, we did stone all the way in. 168 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,786 Travertine all the way in. KENDALL JENNER: So pretty. 169 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:18,207 But this is the life of building, if you wanna get into it. 170 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:21,001 Takes time. KENDALL: You're not scaring me. 171 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,961 Did you know that I might have to get back surgery 172 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,339 from that car accident I was in? - What? 173 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,049 Yeah. My back sucks. 174 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,260 I was with Mason, and we were out on the little dirt bikes, 175 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,430 and he was askin' me to teach him how to wheelie. 176 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,265 So I was wheelieing for him, 177 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:39,311 and I fell backwards right onto my tailbone, 178 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:42,022 and now I've got dual back problems. 179 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,400 What's shakin'? - I need someone to help me with my dog 180 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,027 because-- - Which? The new-- The Doberman? 181 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,654 Pyro, he's three years old. 182 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,865 - Why, what's he up to? - He's just wild. 183 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,075 I'm having serious issues with him. 184 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:56,119 - Like what? - He has a lot-- He's just so much, like-- 185 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,456 I swear he has, like, separate-- like, really bad separation anxiety, 186 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,874 and he's just-- - He's just hyper and loves you. 187 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,126 He's just a wild guy. He's, like-- 188 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,254 I have anxiety, and I think he has anxiety. 189 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,673 Right, you're freakin' out over him and getting more anxious. 190 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:08,590 Right. 191 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,760 Maybe I'm the problem. I don't know, maybe he feels my anxiety. 192 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,929 I could be the problem. - Do you have that much anxiety? 193 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,431 - Yeah, I've been really bad lately. - Lately worse than ever? 194 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,768 Yeah. It's one of the reasons why I'm, like, actually scared to have children. 195 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:22,729 [inhales] Can't not have kids because of it, but it is scary. 196 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,189 Honestly, the scariest part for me is 197 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,316 I'm like, am I just gonna get worse throughout life? 198 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,943 'Cause I feel like it's worse than ever right now. 199 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,736 And I'm just, like, the older I get, 200 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,947 is it just gonna get worse, and worse, and worse? - I think it'll get better. 201 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,576 I had it really bad and I got better. - Yeah, I hope. I hope. 202 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:41,039 I think I was about, like, eight... from what I remember. 203 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,166 But I thought it-- there was, like, something physically wrong with me. 204 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,169 Like, I made my mom take me to a heart doctor, 205 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,796 and a lung doctor, and a brain doctor, and all these people 206 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,132 'cause I thought something was wrong with me. 207 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,800 And, and at that time, too, 208 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,720 like, people didn't really talk about anxiety the way they do now. 209 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,848 I never knew that that's what that was until later in life 210 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,601 being like, "Oh, that's what that was that whole time." 211 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,852 And I had no clue. 212 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:02,853 Everybody's got a problem. 213 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:05,189 Yeah, I think that's the common misconception. 214 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,190 It's, like, we're all human, 215 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,483 and we all feel everything-- - Right, and it sucks that people judge 216 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:09,401 when-- - Right. 217 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,820 - "How the [bleep] could you be anxious?" - "How hard could your life be?" 218 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,864 Right. - "When you're pretty, you have money, 219 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,824 you work, you have a great job." 220 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,742 Yeah, great. - Yeah. 221 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,036 - Have all those great things on paper. - Yeah. 222 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,454 - But I don't feel great. - Yeah. 223 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,747 So, [bleep] you. 224 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,041 KENDALL: I have definitely struggled with a little bit of guilt 225 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,960 for even feeling anxiety or feeling unwell 226 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:32,424 because I-I do have a lot of blessings, and I am a really lucky person, 227 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,511 but we all have shit to a certain degree. 228 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:39,515 So, I think just a little more compassion would be nice. 229 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:42,809 I'm also such a control freak, so I wish I could, like, 230 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,479 fix it or stop it, like, immediately-- - I feel like everybody in your family 231 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,022 is control freaks. - I know. 232 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,857 I think we get that from Kris Jenner. 233 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:52,528 - I mean... she's a controller. - [laughs] She's a controller. 234 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:53,654 That's for sure. 235 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,660 ♪ Cheers To A Good Time by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 236 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:03,872 ♪ Woo! ♪ 237 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:08,460 ♪ Cheers to a good time, cheers to a good time ♪ 238 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,797 KHLOÉ: It's the best day of your life, huh? 239 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:12,798 Two Tweaks. 240 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:17,261 We are celebrating True's fifth birthday. True, you're gonna be five? 241 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,178 Right, Dream? 242 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,014 Miss True, what do you wanna say to the camera? 243 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,601 Look at the c-- down the barrel. 244 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,063 What are they squealing about? What?! 245 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,147 Get outta here! 246 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,483 I know my life is crazy stressful, 247 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:35,153 but when it comes to my kids, no matter what it is... 248 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,989 A real fishy. 249 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:40,409 ...I know how to leave everything at the door, 250 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,287 and I just immerse myself in kid land. 251 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,205 Don't fall in the pool. 252 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,708 You know, it's my baby girl, little Tutu's fifth birthday, 253 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,293 so it's, uh, exciting. 254 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,128 Um, bein' able to have all the cousins here, 255 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,338 and, and it's my mom's birthday today, 256 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,799 so I think it's a good way of, yeah, you know-- 257 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,968 you know, I got my angel in heaven, and I got my angel on Earth, 258 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,344 so we're celebrating both today. 259 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,389 So, it's a special day for-for me and the family. 260 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,934 That crazy Tweak! KHLOÉ: Oh, look at Tweak's ears! 261 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:06,894 [True Thompson giggles] 262 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,811 You know, it was Khloe's idea. 263 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,937 So, the fact that she brought it up, said, 264 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,355 "Hey, ya know, for your mom's birthday, 265 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,733 "instead of it being, like, h-- a heavy day, 266 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,942 "why don't we do it as, you know, 267 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,653 True's birthday party, your mom's birthday?" 268 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,198 So, incorporate it in one, so it means a lot. 269 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,410 MALIKA HAQQ: Who's birthday is it? True! 270 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,413 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 271 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,502 KHLOÉ: Thanks, Kourt. Thanks for coming. 272 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,254 KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN BARKER: Of course, we wouldn't miss it. 273 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,173 Hey, guys. KHLOÉ/KYLIE JENNER: Hi! 274 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,884 - Happy birthday! - Thank you! 275 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,302 I love my birthday. 276 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,136 KYLIE: Yay! 277 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,472 KHLOÉ: Storm, you've never looked better. 278 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,224 KRIS: Where's Truezel? 279 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:46,975 This is so cute. 280 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,393 Hi. KOURTNEY: Love you. 281 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,896 I'm, like, so exhausted, I can't even stand up. 282 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:51,980 I love you. 283 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,776 Oh, and you get to pick your own stickers. 284 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:56,610 Yeah. 285 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,030 KRIS: Stop it. 286 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,240 KHLOÉ: Hi. 287 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:08,247 A boom... Boom... Boom... Boom. 288 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,292 KRIS: They have cotton candy. 289 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,670 They have cake. - I'm on a no sugar. 290 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,338 - Oh, okay. - So, I can't have either of those. 291 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,340 Nope. Well, they have backpacks. 292 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,718 You can put your [chuckling] name on one, no sugar added. 293 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,137 There it goes. In the center now. 294 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,098 I like it in 'cause it's not as, like, 295 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,349 trying too hard. - Ah. Trying too hard? Oh, okay. 296 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,475 KHLOÉ: Yeah. - Well, that's good, yeah. 297 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,477 Just y-you're lined up. 298 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,812 Cheers. - Cheers. 299 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,438 Here we go, True. Hold on tight! 300 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,690 [kids screaming] 301 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:40,153 KHLOÉ: I can't believe my girl is five, and every year gets more and more special. 302 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,198 And I feel like we just had her fourth birthday, 303 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,826 the kitty birthday, like, in a blink. 304 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,620 So, it's nuts how quickly time flies, 305 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,623 and I just wanna savor every single moment with her. 306 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,585 She's my little angel, and I just love her so, so much. 307 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:58,172 Alright, can we give True a ride [panting] for her birthday? 308 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,756 You good? 309 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,925 You good? - Yeah, I'm great. 310 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,386 You cheer on True, and then you get to go by yourself. 311 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,930 CICI BUSSEY: Is he driving you crazy? 312 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,016 - I mean, yes and no. - Or is it livable? 313 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,185 - It's liva-- I mean, I've-I've survived this long. - Good. 314 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,187 Yeah, yeah. I figured that. [Khloé laughs] 315 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,151 [kids laughing] 316 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:24,031 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 317 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,033 ♪ singing in French ♪ 318 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:31,371 I am going to The Met with Karl Lagerfeld's cat as my date, 319 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,831 and I'm so excited. 320 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,792 I need to somehow get this hair outta my face. 321 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,003 Since I'm here on this soccer trip, 322 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,215 I figured it might be the perfect place to come and meet Choupette. 323 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,842 Guys, is this cat gonna like me? 324 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,678 [crewmembers laugh] CREWMEMBER: Are you nervous? 325 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:51,517 I'm nervous. I [laughing] literally feel like I'm going on a blind date. 326 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,852 Hi. How are you? Hi. - Hi, I'm Lucas. I'm Choupette's agent. 327 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,187 - So nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 328 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,813 Nice to meet you, too. - Thank you for coming here. 329 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,981 - Thank you. Welcome to Paris. - Hi. 330 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:58,982 - Françoise. - This is Françoise. 331 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,984 KIM: So nice to meet you. - Enchanté. Thank you so much. 332 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,902 KIM: Thank you. 333 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:05,405 LUCAS BÉRULLIER: And the lady. - Oh, my goodness! 334 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,659 [Françoise Caçote speaks French] KIM: Hi, Choupette. 335 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:13,455 I did my first fashion shoot ever when North was in my belly 336 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:17,334 with Karl Lagerfeld shooting it, and we shot a few times after. 337 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,669 I mean, he's a legend. 338 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:23,674 And I get what an honor it is to bring his baby, Choupette. 339 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:27,302 [softly] Oh, she wants to-- Hi, baby. 340 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,223 What a beautiful cat. 341 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,141 Choupette. 342 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,185 [Choupette hisses] - Oh, no, no. 343 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,397 Don't worry, she-she-she pretends. She won't do anything to you. 344 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,774 [Kim laughs] LUCAS: Chill, Choupette. 345 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,986 Aw, it's okay. I act like that sometimes, too. 346 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,572 I think Choupette is playing hard to get. 347 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,782 Maybe she just has to warm up, ya know? 348 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,286 She is... feisty, though. LUCAS: Mm. 349 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:56,999 KIM: Choupette is really key to my whole vibe for The Met this year. 350 00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,210 So, if we don't vibe, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 351 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:05,841 I just hope she warms up to me... 'cause this wouldn't be cute. 352 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,676 Please don't bite me. 353 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,137 [Choupette hisses] - Ooh! [laughs] 354 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,222 [Lucas speaking] 355 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,019 [whispers] Choupette, can I touch you? 356 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,020 [Françoise Caçote giggles] 357 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,063 KIM: Okay, we'll chill. 358 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,025 Hey, baby. LUCAS: She won't bite, but she's-- 359 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,444 [Choupette hisses] - Ooh. 360 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,030 [Kim fake cries] LUCAS: She's not, she's not mean. 361 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,364 She's-- - Okay. [laughs] 362 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,074 But you'll be able to-- We'll, we'll try to held her, 363 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,784 and I think-- Yeah, I think-- 364 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,246 So, I'm getting a little bit nervous, 365 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,457 and I think I just fully wanna pivot. 366 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,460 There's so many factors that I think could be negative, 367 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,587 especially with the cameras and the people, 368 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,256 even if she's scared from the cameras and not me. 369 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,300 [Choupette hisses] [Kim squeals] 370 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,886 KIM: I don't know if it's fair to Choupette. 371 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:55,807 So, I think I realized really quickly that... Choupette, 372 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,934 we're not a match. 373 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,102 [Choupette growls] [crewmembers reacting] 374 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,605 KIM: So, I am not bringing her to The Met. 375 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,066 [Françoise speaks French] [Choupette hisses] 376 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,569 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 377 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,244 KRIS: Look at the shark! 378 00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,745 Did you guys see the shark? 379 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,790 KOURTNEY: Oh, my gosh! That is so cool. 380 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,792 It's a shark and a stingray. KOURTNEY: Hi. 381 00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,044 - Mom, can we pet it? - No. 382 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,880 KRIS: Hi, guys. Hey, there's a, there's a shark over here. 383 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,007 A real shark! 384 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,969 I'm like the shark's publicist. 385 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,720 PHOTOGRAPHER: Beautiful. Love it. 386 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,223 You look so cute today. 387 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,100 TRISTAN THOMPSON: Papa. Say, "Thank you." 388 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,854 Hi... Hi. TRISTAN: Say, "Hi, Lovie." 389 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,773 KRIS: Ya gotta love a great kid's birthday party, 390 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,693 and I am such a sucker for a great party favor. 391 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,653 Happy birthday, True. I love you. 392 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,530 [kisses] 393 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,282 Da, da, da, da, da. KRIS: So delicious. 394 00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,872 I think 395 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,083 it's probably really confusing to people 396 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,460 because Tristan and I get along so well, 397 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,547 but I think other people... want more, 398 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:12,217 and I just-- I know where I'm comfortable, 399 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,053 and I'm comfortable with where it's at right now, 400 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,347 which is... a modern family. 401 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,391 It's really [bleep] weird. 402 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,976 It's weird. [laughs] 403 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,978 Daddy of the Year. 404 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,980 Daddy. Best Father. - Appreciate it. Yes. 405 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,316 - Best Father Award. - [laughs] I try. I try, man. 406 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,694 In the house, all the energy you bring to the house... 407 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,571 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - ...and then all the positivity, 408 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,324 and then with the kids, and then everything that's goin' on. 409 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:38,202 And now it's a whole, it's, like, your house finished, 410 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,829 and then it's, like, Khloé gon' be crying. 411 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,332 - Yeah. - [laughs] All the energy. 412 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,292 TRISTAN: I'm two steps away, so I-I can always come back. 413 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,793 I always come back. [laughs] 414 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,670 So, it's like that's good for everybody. 415 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,880 - Yeah. - The kids and everything, you know. 416 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,382 If Papa's at the house, the house is whole, right, Papa? 417 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,385 Right, Papa? [Corey Gamble laughs] 418 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,763 TRISTAN: Gotta keep it goin', keep the good times goin'. 419 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,724 - Do you guys want coffee? - I don't drink coffee. 420 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,059 - You just don't drink sugar. - I'm actually-- 421 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,185 - You don't drink coffee. - No caffeine. 422 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,061 You don't drink soy. 423 00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:07,689 I'm caffeine-free right now, soy-free, sugar-free. 424 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,817 What else? Gluten-free. - Wow. 425 00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,696 - Free of everything, babe. - Wow. 426 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,906 Alcohol-free. 427 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,371 [kids laughing] - You guys look so cute. 428 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,581 KHLOÉ: True, it's Tweak slime! 429 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:28,293 Tristan is moving out this week, and it is bittersweet. 430 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:32,256 Like, my biggest fear, initially, is about True. 431 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,925 Tatum's too young to know what's going on. 432 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,719 But True, is this gonna [bleep] her up, 433 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,473 that she's-- Basically, to her memory, 434 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,184 has never remembered her dad living with her. 435 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,646 And now all of a sudden, he's living with her and puts her to bed every night. 436 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:51,984 And she has this great relationship that I don't want to do anything 437 00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,652 that's gonna be damaging to her. 438 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,697 I guess it's destined that the parent's gonna screw up their kid at some point, 439 00:19:56,697 --> 00:20:01,201 but I wanna try to avoid screwing up my daughter as long as possible. 440 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,036 TRISTAN: Let's go, Tutu! 441 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:07,249 KHLOÉ: Oh, wait, what?! What?! Jack, wait-- 442 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,668 [kids yelling] KHLOÉ: Excuse me! 443 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:13,130 How can you guys start without the mom?! 444 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:16,842 There's just been a lotta sadness with losing Tristan's mom, Andrea, 445 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:21,847 and trying to acclimate Amari into just a new life, essentially. 446 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:22,931 It's been a lot. 447 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,976 [all cheering] - Yeah, yeah! 448 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,936 Kick its butt! 449 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:33,150 ♪ soft music playing ♪ Yeah! Go True! 450 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:37,070 Today, having it be such a joyous day, it's been magical. 451 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,405 Oh, my gosh! 452 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:42,117 And where you're just not thinking about anything that's too heavy 453 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,286 'cause we're at a five-year-old's birthday party. 454 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:45,996 Okay. 455 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,626 One, two, three. 456 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:55,923 ALL [singing]: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 457 00:20:55,923 --> 00:21:00,135 ♪ We're ready for the climb ♪ 458 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,848 ♪ We've come too far to change our minds ♪ 459 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,808 KHLOÉ: Yay! 460 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,061 I've loved every bit of today. 461 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:13,524 The happiness, and the balloons, and everything just makes you happy. 462 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,734 So, I don't know, maybe I threw this party for myself, 463 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,693 but I needed it. 464 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,487 Whatever it is, I needed it. 465 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,113 ♪ 466 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,741 Yay! [all cheering] 467 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,915 ♪ 468 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,461 ♪ Bonne Nouvelle by Flavia Coelho playing ♪ 469 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,296 ♪ singing in French ♪ 470 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,806 Wow, look how cool the stadium is. 471 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,143 Saint, you wanna change or you wanna wear this? 472 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,188 No, I wanna get, I wanna get the new jersey and kicks. 473 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:56,942 We are here at the Paris Saint-Germain field. 474 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,902 ALLISON: Let's take a quick picture right here. 475 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,696 KIM: All their favorite players play here. 476 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:04,032 Just such an amazing experience. This is, like, a dream come true. 477 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,368 Okay, at the count of three, name your favorite player. 478 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,953 One, two, three. 479 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,289 KIDS: Mbappé! [laughter] 480 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:13,083 KIM: Guys, look at how cool this is. 481 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:18,380 We are on the pitch... in Paris at the PSG game. This is crazy. 482 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:22,676 KIDS: Mbappé! KIM: S-Saint is, like, freaking out. 483 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:25,304 We're the ultimate soccer moms, guys. 484 00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,139 Seeing the players run out, 485 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:30,684 and the boys, like, light up screaming their names, 486 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,979 and all the fans are going crazy, and screaming for all the players. 487 00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:37,524 Like, it's such a fun experience that they're here on the field. 488 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,901 They get to see this all. 489 00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:41,528 Say, "Messi." KIDS: Messi! 490 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,905 They're freaking out. 491 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,823 We'll show you to the suite. KIM: Sure. 492 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:47,117 Suite! Look at those big marshmallows! 493 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,703 Guys, guys, we-we can control ourselves. 494 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,955 Guys, we-- SAINT: Neymar! 495 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,209 [gasps] Look-it, Neymar Jr. jerseys! 496 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,627 ALLISON: Whoa! 497 00:22:56,627 --> 00:23:00,255 Guys, we're living it up in Paris! ALLISON: Oh my God! 498 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,467 [announcer speaking French on PA] 499 00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:09,389 I don't know what they're saying, but I heard him say Mbappé. 500 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,808 ANNOUNCER: Mbappé again. Left foot this time. 501 00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,019 Likes to cut back to his right. 502 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,523 Why? Hi. KENDALL: 'Cause I was so late. 503 00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:18,649 - Hi. - Hey. 504 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:21,610 I'm in Paris 'cause I am working with a new brand. 505 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,195 I'm working with L'Oréal, 506 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:27,533 and I'm here to do our first round of big shoots. 507 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,284 I have four full days with them. 508 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,995 We're gonna go meet the players after the game. 509 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,163 KENDALL: Cute, Messi? 510 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,916 Kim happened to be in Paris at the same time 511 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,376 taking all her kids to a soccer game. 512 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,671 So, I rushed out of a fitting, and I'm here. 513 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,589 [crowd cheering] 514 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,217 ANNOUNCER: Dropped in for Messi brilliantly. 515 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,720 Cuts back to his left and tries to sneak in. 516 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,556 KIDS [chanting]: Messi, Messi! 517 00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,683 You wanna sit here, Saint, and I'll sit over there? 518 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:54,935 Saint, you wanna sit here? 519 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:56,937 Okay, I'll scoot over one. KENDALL: Okay. 520 00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,357 So, Saint, you can get to know your Auntie Kendall better. 521 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:01,191 [Kendall laughs] 522 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:05,153 ANNOUNCER: Quickly to Mbappé... 94th minute. 523 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,155 Messi in the middle. Cannon shot! 524 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:07,990 [Kim cheers] 525 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,450 ANNOUNCER: And there the whistle from Willy Delajod. 526 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,329 One, two, three, and a four. 527 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:20,794 Oh. [laughs] Hi! How are you? 528 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:25,215 Neymar is out sick with surgery, but still FaceTimed my kids. 529 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,425 So nice. 530 00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:27,676 KID: Bye, Neymar! 531 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,554 - Soccer moms, we did it. - Soccer moms, we did it. 532 00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:31,889 [all cheer] 533 00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:33,765 KIM: We'll do it the same time next year. 534 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,809 ALLISON: But only if you guys behave. 535 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,020 You guys are gonna have to be really good. 536 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,479 Make really good grades. 537 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,482 - What do you say to Kim for organizing? - Yeah, what do we say to Auntie Kimmy? 538 00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:48,447 You know, Saint, he has, like, his soccer league that he's in, 539 00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,490 but he's never scored a goal. 540 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:54,620 First game back, scored three goals in the first game. 541 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,997 I feel like he was so inspired. 542 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,707 That's, like, a little win when we got home. 543 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,209 I was so proud of him. 544 00:25:00,501 --> 00:25:02,503 [Kim yelling] 545 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:05,297 ♪ Feet Are On The Ground by Vanacore Music playing ♪ 546 00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:08,926 ♪ Feet are on the ground ♪ 547 00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:16,308 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 548 00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,144 PHOTOGRAPHER: Go ahead and point it toward the camera. 549 00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:21,855 Cute. Then whip your hair and go back around. 550 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,857 Good. Cute. Look back. - I don't know if this hair whips. 551 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,067 [group laughs] PHOTOGRAPHER: Cute. 552 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:28,195 Someone tell me we caught that on video, the whole little runway in the kitchen. 553 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:31,823 Oh, yeah. Well, Hulu video. [laughter] 554 00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,743 Where are the cheerleaders at? GROUP: Woo! 555 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,245 KOURTNEY: Hype me up a little. 556 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:40,582 And then open up to me a little bit. Gorg. Love! Look back. 557 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,292 ♪ 558 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:45,587 Cute. - Oh, my God, that's so cute. 559 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,464 Yay, first shot over. 560 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:48,966 Yay. [group cheers] 561 00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,759 Lemme is growing. 562 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,721 We are coming up with new products all the time. 563 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:59,643 We are making my world-famous smoothie, 564 00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:03,522 but we are using some Lemme Sea, our Irish sea moss. 565 00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:07,484 With the new products, like, we're constantly doing content. 566 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:12,281 So, I put one cup of coconut water, a cup of blueberries. 567 00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:15,993 This is really good content here. [group laughs] 568 00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:19,580 And then I have a very specific blending technique, 569 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,331 and I start slow. 570 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,000 [blender whirring] 571 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,961 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 572 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:29,298 [blender speed increases] 573 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:32,509 [blender speed decreases] 574 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:36,513 'Kay, so I go, like, slow to high, 575 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:39,099 really high, and then back down 576 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:40,893 'til it's back to really slow. 577 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:45,397 And that's a masterpiece. 578 00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,316 Yes. 579 00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,736 Phil is taking notes. SIMON HUCK: Yeah, Phil, how are you doing? 580 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:53,655 This is a day in the Lemme office. KOURTNEY: Phil is-- Yes. 581 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,866 - You learn something new every day. - Definitely taking notes. 582 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:59,369 SIMON: A whole look today. KOURTNEY: A whole look. 583 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,205 This is so cute, yes. KOURTNEY: Am I sitting here? 584 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,290 SIMON: You're sitting here. I love this. 585 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:05,626 KOURTNEY: Thanks. SIMON: And I love those shoes. 586 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,837 KOURTNEY: They were actually part of my Halloween costume one year. 587 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:11,131 [laughter] SIMON: No, it looks so good. 588 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,508 CREWMEMBER: I'm the same way, too. 589 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,927 SIMON: No, 'cause there's days we come, we feel more pajama, 590 00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:16,428 we feel more, like, chill... KOURTNEY: Yeah. 591 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:17,387 - ...and then there's days-- - Sweats. 592 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:18,222 SIMON: Yes. 593 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:21,600 So, if the comment's on there, am I reading the comment? 594 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,809 Yeah. 595 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,187 But they'll just see it, too. 596 00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:26,188 KOURTNEY: Okay. 597 00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,567 Yeah. 598 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,861 Shout out to all the haters. 599 00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:35,405 You guys, I'm, like, ready to fall asleep. SIMON: Oh. 600 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,032 LIZ MULLER: But no caffeine. - Can we give you a matcha? 601 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,242 Oh, no, 'cause no caffeine. KOURTNEY: I'm not allowed. 602 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,953 Oh, my God. [laughter] 603 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:45,332 We have a little more. - I'm on the craziest thing of no-- 604 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,543 The caffeine would kill me, though, without it. 605 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:48,377 LIZ: Same. 606 00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:50,838 I'm on so much caffeine right now just to be here. 607 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,006 You ready for us? PRODUCER: Yeah. 608 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:56,760 Um... what are these comments? "Just girl, bye." 609 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,595 [laughter] 610 00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:03,475 Now we have to use that. [laughter] 611 00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:06,937 "Can the Kardashians just retire?" 612 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:08,313 That would be nice. 613 00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:12,067 Um... "A Kardashian wearing an Agnostic Front shirt. 614 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,778 Really, does she even know who they are?" 615 00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:20,158 Absolutely not. It is a shirt from my husband's closet. 616 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:22,244 "She never eats them on camera." 617 00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:24,121 - And we brought you a spit cup. - Um, and I bought you a spit cup. 618 00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:25,497 Okay. 619 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,625 [indistinct chatter] 620 00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,004 [group laughs] 621 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,132 - Perfect, perfect. So good. - That's so good. 622 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,134 Cute. 623 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:40,095 I think, like, silly criticism doesn't bother me. 624 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:43,640 I think when people get really extreme and hateful, 625 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:49,313 and are, like, so intense about it, it's a little jarring, I think. 626 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:54,359 But silly criticism is... just funny. 627 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,028 Have you decided what you're doing for your birthday yet? 628 00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:58,614 No. Like, we thought we were gonna be in New York 629 00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:00,574 for Saturday Night Live. - Oh, and you're not. 630 00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,951 But we're not because of his finger. 631 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:04,912 - I can't believe the pictures. - I know. 632 00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:07,456 We'll be on tour for our anniversary. 633 00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:08,916 I know, I keep forgetting about this 634 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:11,418 crazy world tour you're going on. - I know. 635 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:15,380 Travis has his Blink-182 tour coming up. 636 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,300 I am definitely going to 637 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,720 as many shows as possible. 638 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,349 [yawns] I'm tired thinking about it with no caffeine. 639 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,392 Oh, no, you need caffeine. You can't have a little, 640 00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,394 you can't have a little hit? - I need caffeine on the tour. 641 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:30,896 And just for every day. 642 00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:32,731 [yawns] 643 00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:35,651 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 644 00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:40,489 ♪ 645 00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:42,115 ♪ What time? ♪ 646 00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:48,830 Hello. KRIS: Hi, how are you? 647 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:53,502 This is like livin' the life of luxury at five o'clock in the morning. 648 00:29:53,502 --> 00:29:55,754 So hungry. [Kris laughs] 649 00:29:55,754 --> 00:30:00,175 Scott's having an epidural today because I reached out to Dr. Snibbe, 650 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:04,388 and he put us in touch with Dr. Jang who's going to do the epidural. 651 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:07,057 Is anybody perkier at five a.m. than me? 652 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,893 Huh, huh? [laughs] - But you get up at five, or four, or three. 653 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:12,855 So, this is Dr. Snibbe's recommendation, 654 00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:14,189 the guy who did my hip. - The Snibbster, yeah. 655 00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:16,024 Snibs you right up. - Yeah. 656 00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:19,194 Well, you're not getting, like, a vasectomy or anything. 657 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:21,321 - No. - Wait, have you had a vasectomy? 658 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:22,614 - Yeah. - You did? 659 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:23,907 - Uh-huh. - Forgot. 660 00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:25,951 That's why I [bleep] all these random girls. 661 00:30:25,951 --> 00:30:27,494 - Scott! - I'm just kidding, 662 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,788 I don't have one. - Oh, my God, it's so early. 663 00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,665 I was too scared, just in case if, 664 00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:34,418 later down the road, maybe, I wanna have more kids or somethin'. 665 00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:38,589 Are we here? This is it? 666 00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:40,215 DRIVER: Yeah. - Okay, great. 667 00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,426 [elevator dings] 668 00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:47,181 - Oh, my God. I have PTSD. - Is this where she had her hip done? 669 00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:49,141 This is where I had my hip surgery. 670 00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:50,350 - Okay. - PTSD. 671 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,935 She has PTSD. 672 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:53,937 - I'm gonna need to be put to sleep again. - This is not about you. 673 00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:56,398 Oh, sorry, it's about Scott. Never mind. 674 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:59,276 Now listen, I have an announcement to make, ladies. 675 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:04,072 This one gets a little kooky after he wakes up from anesthesia. 676 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:06,200 We apologize in advance. 677 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,662 You know, Scott doesn't have much of a filter without anesthesia. 678 00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:13,707 It's not pretty. And he's just a little wild, you know? 679 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,584 He'll regret-- I'm, I'm dead serious. 680 00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,294 Some people might take that the wrong way. 681 00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:21,340 And in today's day and age, you don't wanna take any chances. 682 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:23,258 Just behave yourself. 683 00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:25,594 - But if any of you guys are up for it... - Stop! 684 00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,887 - ...that would be-- - No! 685 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:28,388 We're gonna get sued. - Just take care of me. 686 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:29,515 KRIS: Are you ready? 687 00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:31,099 You're gonna cut my penis off? [Kris laughs] 688 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:34,311 Then you're gonna have to get a bigger tool than that. 689 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,564 [mouths] What? NURSE: Just take off your shirt and put on the gown. 690 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,399 Where can I put the rat? 691 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:41,527 [phone ringing] - It's Keeks. 692 00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:43,403 NURSE: Quick temp for you. 693 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,406 KIM [over phone]: You're gonna be great. - Hi. 694 00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:49,117 KIM: Oh, hi, Mom! - Hi, sweetie. 695 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:52,579 We're do-- We need to, we need to get his IV in. 696 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,957 KIM: Okay, I just wanted to make sure you weren't there by yourself. 697 00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:56,750 Okay, love you. SCOTT: Thank you, love you. 698 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:57,668 Love you. 699 00:31:57,668 --> 00:31:59,878 - She was talking to me. - Oh. 700 00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:03,632 Do you do the IV? NURSE: Yeah, yeah. 701 00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:07,553 I love Scott so much, and I would do anything for him, 702 00:32:07,553 --> 00:32:08,971 and he's like my son, 703 00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:13,100 so... he's not gonna be showing up at something like this 704 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,518 and be by himself. SCOTT: Kris, I'm going. 705 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:17,980 What? Oh, honey, I love you. 706 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,357 SCOTT: Ta-ta. KRIS: Okay, you're gonna be great. 707 00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:21,984 Okay? [kisses] - Whoa, 708 00:32:21,984 --> 00:32:24,403 you can really bend over well with that new hip. 709 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,990 Oh, my God, look at you. - Yes! [laughs] 710 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,367 - The Snibbster. - Snibbster. 711 00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:31,869 SCOTT: Bye! - Bye, you're gonna be great. 712 00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:32,953 Love you. SCOTT: Love you. 713 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:34,746 KRIS: Enjoy the nap. SCOTT: Okay. 714 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,458 KRIS: I know Scott's in good hands, and I have a busy day. 715 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:42,462 I've got things to do so I'm out, but I know he's in a safe place. 716 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:43,672 Alright. 717 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:47,634 Who's gonna watch him when he wakes up? [laughs] 718 00:32:52,264 --> 00:32:55,267 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 719 00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:57,769 [machines beeping] 720 00:32:57,769 --> 00:33:00,772 Hey, Scott, who's picking you up today? 721 00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,608 ♪ music warps, stops ♪ 722 00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:05,986 I th-- I thought Kris was, but I guess she left. 723 00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:07,821 NURSE: Yeah, she had to go to the office. 724 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:09,615 I'm just wondering. - You wanna drive me home? 725 00:33:09,615 --> 00:33:11,658 NURSE: I'm sorry, I have to stay at work. 726 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:14,119 SCOTT: It's that goddamn new hip. 727 00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:16,622 She was runnin' around like Sonic the Hedgehog. 728 00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:18,749 [phone ringing] - Can't believe she left me. 729 00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:19,708 [machines beeping] 730 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,918 KRIS [over phone]: Are you done? 731 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:25,088 You left me? [Kris laughs] 732 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:29,051 I love Scott so much, and I would do anything for him. 733 00:33:29,051 --> 00:33:31,970 SCOTT: Maybe I'll see you over one of the holidays this year. 734 00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:34,389 [Kris laughs] 735 00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:42,856 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 736 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,656 ♪ 737 00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:52,866 Hey, how you feelin'? How's your back? 738 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:54,576 It feels okay. 739 00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:58,038 And I'm gonna rest today, I think, and just, like, ice, chill. 740 00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,623 Your mom was thinkin' about me. 741 00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:01,124 - How did it go? - She came with me. 742 00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:02,876 - She did? - The procedure was 15 minutes. 743 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:05,087 I woke up, she wasn't there. [Kendall laughs] 744 00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:08,298 That was nice. "I love you, I love you. 745 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:09,925 I gotta get going." 746 00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:12,094 You wake up anesthesia, and you hope that your, like, 747 00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:14,721 mom is standing there-- - Yeah, you could see a familiar face. 748 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,348 She's like, "I actually think I've got a meeting." 749 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:20,352 "Honey, I love you. You're gonna do great. I've got to get running." 750 00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:22,563 It's five in the morning. Where are you going? 751 00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:25,440 No one's even up. I'm, like, at five? 752 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,484 - She's insane, seriously. - Like, what are you doing? 753 00:34:27,484 --> 00:34:30,112 But by the way, it's-- She doesn't-- Don't take it personal. 754 00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:32,072 She would do it to me, too. - No, I would never do it to-- 755 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:34,199 I was surprised she came for the ride. [Kendall laughs] 756 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,452 I was excited enough for that. Like, she didn't even have to walk in. 757 00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,079 Ugh, it's always, "I gotta go film." 758 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,247 That's her best it seems. - It's e-- 759 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,249 Uh, "I cannot talk. KENDALL: "I have a meeting." 760 00:34:42,249 --> 00:34:43,876 - We're filming right now." - Yeah. [laughs] 761 00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:45,794 She loves that excuse. - "Hi, honey. 762 00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:47,629 "I know I haven't talked to you in a long time. 763 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:50,757 We're actually filming right now, so I cannot talk." 764 00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:52,676 Every time I'm like, "Reality show!" - Yeah. 765 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:54,261 "Reality show, you're allowed to pick up your phone." 766 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:55,637 - Yeah. - "You're allowed to talk. 767 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,764 It's part of the show. Keep on talkin'." 768 00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:00,267 I loved the conversation Scott and I had the other day, 769 00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:03,520 and I know he's been feeling a little anxiety lately, as have I. 770 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,523 So, I wanted to set up a little sound bath for us. 771 00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:08,066 I thoroughly enjoy them. 772 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:11,904 I find them very helpful, um, just to kinda chill me out, calm me down. 773 00:35:11,904 --> 00:35:14,907 ♪ mellow music playing ♪ 774 00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:18,952 Hoo, it's cold. - Oh, wow, what a setup. 775 00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:21,580 KENDALL: A sound bath is 776 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:25,167 a session where you lie down and close your eyes, 777 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:30,214 and someone comes and plays crystal singing bowls for you, 778 00:35:30,214 --> 00:35:33,550 and it's very soothing and meditative. 779 00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:37,221 [Scott grunts, mutters] - [laughs] Oh, dear, are you okay? 780 00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:38,639 SCOTT: Yeah, no, my back. 781 00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:41,266 INSTRUCTOR: What I do is invite you to set... 782 00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,809 [Scott coughs] - ...an intention personally, 783 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:45,395 silently to yourself, but-- - It's a new moon tonight? 784 00:35:45,395 --> 00:35:46,605 Yeah. KENDALL: Or something, right? 785 00:35:46,605 --> 00:35:48,065 Shit, it is? KENDALL: Yeah. 786 00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:50,359 Oh, God, I gotta cancel my date. [laughter] 787 00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,236 What I encourage you to do is, 788 00:35:52,236 --> 00:35:54,655 you know how you can feel like a subwoofer in your body? 789 00:35:54,655 --> 00:35:55,489 You can just, like, act-- - Huh? 790 00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:56,782 You know when you're listening to music? 791 00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,659 Like, bass. Yeah. - In your stomach? 792 00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:00,869 Yeah, you, like, feel it in your body when it's loud. 793 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,204 - I don't know, maybe. - Like, if you're in the club. 794 00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:03,622 Or, like, in your car, 795 00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:05,624 turn it up. - I don't actually listen to music in my car. 796 00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:07,751 I try to have that time for myself, which is weird. 797 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:09,294 INSTRUCTOR: M'kay. Alright, well, imagine that you've 798 00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:10,587 felt the bass in your body. - I just don't get it. 799 00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,214 I'm sorry, I wanna get it. - [laughs] Okay. 800 00:36:12,214 --> 00:36:13,465 INSTRUCTOR: Okay, I-I-- - I wanna feel the boom. 801 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:14,925 INSTRUCTOR: I know what we're gonna do. - Here comes the boom. 802 00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:17,219 I-- Can I, can I-- This is a tuning fork. 803 00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,303 Of course. INSTRUCTOR: Kendall loves these. 804 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:19,805 Yep. INSTRUCTOR: You'll feel some bass. 805 00:36:19,805 --> 00:36:21,974 Here comes the boom. [instructor laughs] 806 00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:25,018 INSTRUCTOR: Imagine that, um, the sound waves are like 807 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,980 little massage therapists' hands, and you can, like, hear them. 808 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:30,566 Like, how little? Like a child? INSTRUCTOR: As little as you want. 809 00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:31,733 Like a child's hands? KENDALL: Scott! 810 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:32,943 - What? - Pointless questions. 811 00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:34,278 What do you mean? She said a little massage 812 00:36:34,278 --> 00:36:35,571 by a little person. I don't know how little. 813 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,991 Oh. Uh-huh. That's cool. - Does that feel okay? 814 00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:40,742 Mm-hmm. - That's a lotta-- 815 00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:42,494 So, now you can feel it, like, in 816 00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:43,871 your body, right? - Yeah. 817 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:46,164 I'm gonna, I'm gonna get two spots behind your head. 818 00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:48,375 SCOTT: Okay. - Where the vagus nerve comes close to 819 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,710 the surface. - Vagus, baby. 820 00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:51,420 KENDALL: Scott will not shut up. 821 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:54,840 He can't sit still, and I can't say that I'm shocked. 822 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,217 [twinkling sounds] - Sounds like Tinker Bell arrived. 823 00:36:57,217 --> 00:37:00,596 KENDALL: But there's, like, the sounds affect your brain 824 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:05,517 in a certain way that literally, like... calms you down. 825 00:37:05,517 --> 00:37:08,437 [gong tone vibrates] 826 00:37:08,437 --> 00:37:10,772 Here comes the boom. I can feel it. 827 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:13,233 INSTRUCTOR: So, the gong can get pretty loud. 828 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:16,028 So, if it starts to stress you out at all... 829 00:37:16,028 --> 00:37:18,739 - No, I like it. - ...takes some nice deep breaths. 830 00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:19,573 Okay, good. 831 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:22,242 [gong hums] 832 00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:27,456 [ambient nature sounds] 833 00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:30,918 Feel free to lay there as long as you need to. 834 00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:34,880 No rush getting up whatsoever. 835 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,715 [Scott snoring] 836 00:37:38,675 --> 00:37:41,011 I may never do a sound bath with Scott again. 837 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:45,349 No offense to him, but I would love if he continued to do 'em on his own. 838 00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:47,392 But I-I prefer a sound bath by myself. 839 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:49,228 Feel like a new man. 840 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:50,896 I felt the boom. 841 00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:53,524 ♪ twinkling music plays ♪ 842 00:37:54,191 --> 00:37:56,860 ♪ Not Yours Anymore by Pete + Sara playing ♪ 843 00:37:56,860 --> 00:38:01,949 ♪ 844 00:38:06,662 --> 00:38:09,790 - Hi. - Hello, lovie. Did you do this for me? 845 00:38:09,790 --> 00:38:11,917 [earrings clink] [Malika laughs] 846 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,377 Now we're attached. 847 00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:14,878 It came right out. - Ooh. 848 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:16,588 ♪ I'm not yours anymore ♪ 849 00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:17,881 ♪ 850 00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:18,966 ♪ Yeah ♪ 851 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:21,385 I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten yet today. 852 00:38:21,385 --> 00:38:24,888 [bleep] hate everyone. - Mm. 853 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:28,016 Just when your day doesn't go right, I want to [bleep]-- 854 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,018 You wanna shut the whole thing down, I get it. 855 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:34,189 What is special about mine and Malika's relationship is 856 00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:37,943 she gives it to me straight, and she'll tell me how she feels, 857 00:38:37,943 --> 00:38:40,237 and-- but it's always said with love. 858 00:38:40,237 --> 00:38:41,738 MALIKA: Ooh, thank you. - Thank you. 859 00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:43,657 Are you like this every day? 860 00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:45,075 Like what every day? This? 861 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,493 - Yeah. - This is, like, the calmest 862 00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:49,371 I've ever been. [laughs] - Oh, dear. 863 00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:50,789 No, am I like what every day? 864 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:53,500 Do you not have any joy? 865 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:56,003 Yeah, when I see my kids. 866 00:38:56,003 --> 00:39:00,048 - Tristan, is he still with you? - No, he, um-- 867 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:04,720 Thank you so much. He has moved into his home. 868 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,764 Tristan has officially now moved out, 869 00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:12,686 and he is at his home a block away from mine. [laughs] 870 00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:15,439 Tristan just, like, walks over 871 00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:17,107 to do carpool in the morning with the kids. 872 00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:19,401 Like, he's still very much there. 873 00:39:19,401 --> 00:39:22,905 And me and Tristan never shared a bedroom or anything like that, 874 00:39:22,905 --> 00:39:26,491 so it's sort of the same thing, but he's at a different house. 875 00:39:26,491 --> 00:39:28,619 Once the kids are asleep, he goes to his house, 876 00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,162 and I stay at mine. 877 00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:31,705 He didn't wanna go? 878 00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:35,459 No, I don't think he wanted to go, but his house flooded. 879 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:36,877 His mom just passed away. 880 00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:39,755 When all of that happened, obviously, I was like, [sighs] 881 00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:42,674 "Okay... we got this." 882 00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:43,967 MALIKA: Yeah. - Like, you move in here, 883 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:45,052 and then it just kept taking 884 00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:47,554 longer and longer, how long they were there for, 885 00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:49,097 which is fine and I'm-- 886 00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:54,102 It was so good for him and True, so good for him and Tatum, all of that. 887 00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:56,396 - Yeah. - It was interesting for him and I 888 00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:59,816 because, prior to that, Tristan and I were barely talking. 889 00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:02,903 And then I was just thinking, how do I get-- 890 00:40:02,903 --> 00:40:06,031 Like, how do we go back to normal now? 891 00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:08,700 I would really like for us to do something fun together. 892 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,203 I think we should go to HomeGoods. I think we should go to Target. 893 00:40:11,203 --> 00:40:14,206 I think we should go to the Four Seasons, have lunch, and get a massage. 894 00:40:14,206 --> 00:40:16,667 Then I think we should go out. 895 00:40:16,667 --> 00:40:19,461 You need to do a little bit more for you. 896 00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:22,005 You were, like, the life of the party. - I know. 897 00:40:22,005 --> 00:40:23,632 I'm still the life of the party. 898 00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:24,633 - What party? - When I'm-- 899 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,093 - What party? What party do you go to? - Well, when I go-- 900 00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:28,929 - You have to go to a party. - When I go somewhere. 901 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,973 One day you have to get back out there. 902 00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:32,307 And I will. I just-- 903 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:37,896 Right now, I'm so [bleep] overwhelmed with just life. 904 00:40:37,896 --> 00:40:41,483 Ya have to practice the thing you want to become, eventually. 905 00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:43,610 After a while you start to go, "You know what? 906 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,362 "I can do all of these things 907 00:40:45,362 --> 00:40:47,698 "and still do some things that make Khloé smile, 908 00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:50,701 "and give me something else to talk about outside of my kids, 909 00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:53,620 "and Tristan, and Amari, and tragedy, and all the--" 910 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,999 Like, you gotta give yourself somethin' else. 911 00:40:56,999 --> 00:41:01,420 I really appreciate how much people want me to get out, and socialize, 912 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:02,337 and leave my house. 913 00:41:02,337 --> 00:41:04,798 I know it makes me sound like a crazy person, 914 00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:08,635 but that's not what is best for me right now. 915 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,262 Like, where am I even going? 916 00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:11,972 What do you guys want me to do? 917 00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:13,348 What's out there? 918 00:41:14,099 --> 00:41:17,436 I don't think anything that great. [laughs] Not right now. 919 00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:21,148 My mom called me over... to her house. 920 00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:23,525 And she-- we were just chatting about a bunch of things, 921 00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:27,571 and she was like, "You know, I just-- Don't get mad. I just wanna talk to you." 922 00:41:27,571 --> 00:41:32,075 And, and I typically know that means it's about, like, 923 00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:36,663 either why am I, like, such a recluse or, like, my romantic life. 924 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:38,540 That's interesting that people keep saying that to you. 925 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,083 - Yeah. - It's interesting. 926 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:41,877 I mean, I love my mom for so many reasons, 927 00:41:41,877 --> 00:41:45,422 but one of the main things that it's so beautiful about her 928 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:50,260 is how forgiving she is, and how a lot of us are in my family... 929 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:52,387 - Mm-hmm. - ...but her, specifically. 930 00:41:52,387 --> 00:41:54,640 'Cause being a mom, 931 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,310 if someone did what Tristan did to my daughter, 932 00:41:58,310 --> 00:42:01,355 I would... probably castrate them... 933 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:05,651 - For sure. - ...and smile doing it. 934 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:11,949 ♪ pensive music playing ♪ 935 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:15,702 KHLOÉ: What happened between me and Tristan, 936 00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:18,497 I've been cheated on by many people. 937 00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:20,290 I've dealt with it. I got it. 938 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:24,545 This other situation was the most wild thing. 939 00:42:24,545 --> 00:42:26,755 - Yeah. - And it's not only finding out 940 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:29,132 that he had someone else pregnant, 941 00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:34,805 but while I secretly had my own surrogate pregnant. 942 00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:38,016 Never in a million years would I have been blind-- 943 00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:40,310 like, would've thought that. 944 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,438 Cut to-- That's-- Then this whole year goes by, 945 00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:45,983 my son's not even one yet, 946 00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:47,484 and look how much has changed. 947 00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:50,696 I wasn't speaking-- I didn't speak to Tristan at all for six months, 948 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:51,822 not even about the kids. 949 00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:54,491 But, like, and now look, now we're back to being really good friends. 950 00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:56,493 Ooh. 951 00:42:56,493 --> 00:43:01,123 Like, I wanna date someone. Not now. I'm exhausted. 952 00:43:01,123 --> 00:43:02,165 What do they say? 953 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:04,668 "To get over somebody, you have to get under somebody else." 954 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:08,338 Like, I'm sure that's, obviously, a really easy route, 955 00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:11,300 and you're definitely distracting yourself 956 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,428 as to what... you need healing from. 957 00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:17,389 Someone's form of healing is not my form of healing. 958 00:43:17,389 --> 00:43:20,100 And that's not right or wrong, 959 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:23,228 but I just need to do what speaks to my soul. 960 00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:26,148 And if I felt like going out, if I felt like dating, 961 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:28,442 and if I was open to that right now, I would do it. 962 00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:29,776 There's nothing holding me back. 963 00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,988 I just genuinely don't have these feelings right now. 964 00:43:32,988 --> 00:43:37,659 But I wanna date people, I think, and, like, see what's out there. 965 00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:39,286 I want to feel 966 00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:42,706 proud, like, when I go into a room 967 00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:45,209 and I'm with my man, and I'm not-- - Yeah. 968 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:46,835 I don't think everyone's laughing at me 969 00:43:46,835 --> 00:43:49,463 for being a weak bitch for staying with someone. 970 00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:52,633 You are the furthest from a weak woman. 971 00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:56,303 It takes a very strong woman to forgive people. 972 00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:57,971 - Thank you. - It takes a very strong woman 973 00:43:57,971 --> 00:44:00,724 to be hurt multiple times by the same person 974 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:02,935 and still smile in their face. 975 00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:06,688 There's nothing weak about that. I don't care what anybody says. 976 00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:09,149 In an ideal world, I wish I was married, 977 00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:12,861 and that, you know, we had our family together. 978 00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:14,363 Like, that's what everyone wants. 979 00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:16,573 But I am not attracted to Trist-- 980 00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,992 Like, I'm not, like-- - Wow. 981 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:20,827 That's a big say. 982 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:22,746 You're still attracted to him, right? - Yeah, no, no, no. 983 00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:26,542 I know he's a very handsome-- No, no, Tristan is so handsome. 984 00:44:26,542 --> 00:44:29,378 He's a-- like a beautiful... 985 00:44:30,212 --> 00:44:32,297 - Creature. [laughs] - ...statue of a human. 986 00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,091 Like, I'm not, like, blind, 987 00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:37,761 but I can't think about, like, kissing him on the lips. 988 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:42,683 Like, none of that would-- It's just not in my wheelhouse. 989 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:43,600 MALIKA: Okay. 990 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,310 Maybe think about it this way. 991 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:47,771 Maybe you might wanna try to save your family. 992 00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:49,231 Maybe you might wanna... 993 00:44:49,231 --> 00:44:50,816 - But I have. - ...give this a shot despite-- 994 00:44:50,816 --> 00:44:54,236 I've tried to save my family a couple times, 995 00:44:54,236 --> 00:44:56,697 and you wanna make God laugh, tell him your plans. 996 00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:57,948 Guess what, buddy? 997 00:44:57,948 --> 00:44:59,741 I got no more plans. - That's right. 998 00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:02,369 - 'Kay? Stop laughing. - [laughs] Have it your way. 999 00:45:02,369 --> 00:45:06,039 Stop laughin' at me. I just want, 1000 00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:10,419 like, my life a little bit. - So, it's not never. 1001 00:45:11,128 --> 00:45:15,549 Well, I don't, I don't know. I don't... I don't, 1002 00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:19,928 I don't know what it is. It's definitely not now. 1003 00:45:22,347 --> 00:45:24,141 [sighs] 1004 00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:28,228 KIM: Next on The Kardashians... 1005 00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:31,857 Ladies! You ready to go on an adventure? 1006 00:45:31,857 --> 00:45:32,816 [neighing] 1007 00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:34,651 Do you wanna give the horses some cookies? 1008 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:36,028 Yeah, I don't wanna do it. 1009 00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:37,988 KRIS: Let me take a photo. Wait, Truezel, Truezel, 1010 00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:39,489 stand next to Stormi. 1011 00:45:40,032 --> 00:45:41,533 Is that your mom? - Lovie. 1012 00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,535 Are you okay? KRIS: They're fine. 1013 00:45:43,535 --> 00:45:47,581 She totally hijacks my date with my grandkids. 1014 00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:52,669 So, I decided I'm gonna do a TV show called American Horror Story. 1015 00:45:52,669 --> 00:45:56,757 I know I have to slow down, but I can't. 1016 00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:59,968 I'm about to go to Pelican Bay and visit a prison there. 1017 00:45:59,968 --> 00:46:02,095 No one comes here. Definitely not a Kardashian. 1018 00:46:02,095 --> 00:46:03,514 My last year incarcerated, 1019 00:46:03,514 --> 00:46:06,433 they spent over $100,000 and keep me in a cage. 1020 00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:09,978 How much therapy could you provide to stop them from goin' to prison? 1021 00:46:09,978 --> 00:46:12,397 This is what I wanna teach our boys. 1022 00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:15,150 Mom, you [bleep] up big time with me. 1023 00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:17,194 - I did not [bleep] up big time. - I will-- 1024 00:46:17,194 --> 00:46:21,532 There's issues that I have with my manager, not my mom. 1025 00:46:21,532 --> 00:46:23,700 - Khloé. - Who cares about my wound? 1026 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:24,868 Okay, I get the point. 1027 00:46:24,868 --> 00:46:27,996 I'm never [bleep] heard, and she likes to patronize me. 1028 00:46:27,996 --> 00:46:30,874 No, you misunderstood, okay? 'Cause you're just somewhere else. 1029 00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,000 You're spiraling. 1030 00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:36,588 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1031 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:42,761 ♪ singing in native language ♪ 1032 00:46:52,396 --> 00:46:54,398 ♪ 1033 00:47:06,577 --> 00:47:08,579 ♪ 1034 00:47:16,795 --> 00:47:20,132 Oh, what I could do to a piñata is... oof. 1035 00:47:20,132 --> 00:47:22,843 I'll probably go to jail. Beat the shit outta that piñata. 1036 00:47:22,843 --> 00:47:26,597 I don't know if we're teaching good things, though, with the piñata thing. 1037 00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:32,019 When a kid is beating the shit out of a... bunny with a baseball bat, 1038 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:34,646 and then you're being rewarded for 1039 00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:39,193 decapitating a poor little animal. 1040 00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:42,696 [laughs] Yeah, it bleeds candy. 1041 00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:47,326 [bell tolls]