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[Kim Kardashian]
This season, on The Kardashians...
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Hi, everybody!
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At the end of the day,
beyond all the glitz and the glam,
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we are just one, big, regular family.
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[bleep] that hoe.
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Listen, you little brat.
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[bleep] off.
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[♪ "Drama" by aespa playing]
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♪ I bring drama-ma-ma-ma ♪
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♪ With my girls in the back ♪
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♪ Girls in the back, drama ♪
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I've gotten the partner.
I've gotten the manufacturer.
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- I've gotten the funding together.
- You're a [bleep] doer, bitch.
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[Kim] Well, I'm saying watch,
for years, she's wanted to do this.
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Yeah. For years, I wanted
to [bleep] grow to be 5'8".
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Oh.
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You don't realize that you sometimes
have a stick up your ass?
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Sisters can be vicious and brutal.
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♪
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You are going through a lot right now
and you're taking it out on me.
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And I could, in a way,
handle it, but only for so long.
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Like, live your [bleep] life.
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Get out!
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Yeah, [bleep] lazy-ass bitch.
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Trust me.
This is nothing.
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I had my scan.
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[crying] They found a cyst
and, like, a little tumor.
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[Kylie Jenner]
Why is it okay? It's 2024.
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Like, to talk about
someone's looks so much?
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Yeah.
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Your personal life being
in the media can make anything
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10 times more stressful
than what it already is.
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Like, I've never cried about this before,
but I guess it does affect me.
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It would affect anyone.
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I will get involved
when I [bleep] wanna get involved
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because nobody will tell
me not to get involved
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when it comes to one of my kids.
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[Khloé Kardashian]
Why are you crying?
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[Khloé] She's not
gonna change her mind.
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You enable her.
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[Kris Jenner]
Growing up in the public eye,
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it's much more magnified
and it's much more emotional and scary
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when you're doing it
in front of the whole world.
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[laughter]
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- Woo!
- Cheers.
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Oh, Mom!
I don't have clothes on!
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[Kim]
Woo! I did it!
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[Khloé]
It is so [bleep] nice out here.
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[all]
Cheers!
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♪
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What if you have your baby on Halloween?
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- Who wouldn't want Halloween?
- You're a better girl than I.
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[whispers]
We knew that.
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She's ready to pop.
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What if your water broke, like, right now?
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[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
Well, let's not say that
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'cause I need to, like, have sex.
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I need a martini.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Kourtney yells]
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[screaming]
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[Khloé]
Woo!
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♪
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[♪ music climaxes]
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- [Kim] Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!
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Welcome back to Season Five,
mother-[bleep].
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♪
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ha ♪
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- [Melissa Kolker] It's wild.
- [Kourtney] I love being pregnant.
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- I thought you did.
- [Jessica Wolfson] I did.
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- You did, right?
- [Melissa] Yeah, I did.
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[crosstalk]
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I feel like I still get,
like, phantom kicks.
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[Kourtney]
I feel like it's empowering.
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It is, and to give birth and then
to, like, feed from your breasts?
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- Yeah.
- Like, just milk spurting out everywhere.
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You know Melissa Kolker has a trick?
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- No, I can't do it anymore!
- Oh, really?!
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I could get a good squirt
across the room and then--
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[Kourtney] Like, a long squirt,
more than I could squirt
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when I had tons of milk.
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It's really good for you.
So, like, I would take, like,
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a shot of it if I didn't feel well.
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- Do you drink regular milk?
- [Jessica] I do.
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- You would.
- [laughter]
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I would see that.
I can see that.
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I feel great.
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I feel the oxytocin
and all the good pregnancy
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hormones.
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I have, like, "pinch me" moments
all day long where I'm like,
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"Wait, we're, like, really having a baby."
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Hi, baby.
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[Travis Barker] [over phone]
Goin' on stage. I love you.
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I love you and I hope
you have the best show.
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- Do you want me to say your prayer?
- Sure.
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Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you
keep a wall of fire around Travis.
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May he have the best show and protect
him from the fire and the riser
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and keep his head clear
and his fingers safe
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and that he has the best show.
In Jesus's name. Amen.
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[Travis] Thank you, God. Amen.
I love you, babe.
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- I'll call you after my show.
- I love you. Have the best show.
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Mwah.
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How many weeks are you?
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- Thirty-one and a half.
- [Sarah Howard] Amazing.
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- Not really.
- [Sarah] She's like, "No."
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- [Melissa chuckles]
- [Kourtney] Um,
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- I--
- So, Travis left when?
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Uh, two days ago.
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[Kourtney]
We had planned a scan at home,
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so that all the kids could see the baby,
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and Travis was leaving--
about to leave for tour.
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The doctor who will come
to the house to do the scan
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is a high-risk doctor who's
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really detailed and thorough
at looking for everything.
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And something caught his eye
where he wanted me to see,
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um, a couple specialists
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and I had to go in for fetal surgery
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where, like, they do surgery on the baby,
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which was terrifying.
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You knew the night before
that you were gonna have it
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- in the morning.
- [Jessica] That's, like, so stressful.
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- So stressful. Yeah.
- [Jessica] And you were, like,
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- by yourself?
- Yeah, I was like, "Who can take me?"
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'Cause they were like,
"You can't eat or drink
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and someone has to drive you."
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And then my mom took me
and then that's when Travis flew home.
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The thing that was awful
was his Wi-Fi was broken on the plane.
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- [Melissa] Oh, my God.
- So, the whole time,
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- he couldn't get updated.
- [crosstalk]
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And you were already in the hospital
or you had the procedure?
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[Kourtney] He took off and then I think
I had it, like, a couple hours later,
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and I was sending him updates
and my mom was sending
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- him updates.
- [Sarah] And it was going green?
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- [crosstalk]
- Yeah, and he couldn't get, um, anything
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and he kept checking the whole--
every two hours on the plane.
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Like, "Can you reset the Wi-Fi?"
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And they were like, "It broke
on the last-- like two flights ago."
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By the time he got home,
I had already had my surgery
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'cause it was, like,
they had to do it right away.
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So, my mom took me to the surgery
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and then, Travis,
as soon as he landed,
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came straight to the hospital
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and then took over
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[Jessica]
He loves you so much.
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- [Melissa] Yeah.
- It's really, like--
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I said to him after, I was like,
"You're really my husband."
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[friends]
Aww.
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But he was, like--
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[Sarah] Didn't it feel good
to have that partnership,
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- though?
- Yeah, totally.
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Do they know how quickly
it manifested itself?
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- Because don't you get the scans often?
- [Kourtney] It was, it was quick.
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- Yeah, it was quick.
- [Sarah] So, you caught it early then.
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- The timing of it was miraculous.
- [Jessica] Oh, wow.
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Like, that, like, saved everything.
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I just feel so grateful that,
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ya know, how everything played out
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and for the doctors that really
helped to make the best decisions
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that really saved our baby.
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Dr. Rad was like,
"That was a trauma
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"and, like, I want you guys
to be able to, like, take a second
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and know that that was really traumatic."
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There's some superpower that I have that,
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in emergency situations,
I get really calm
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and then right when
we left I was like, "Okay."
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I could take a deep breath,
I could cry, I could get it out.
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I probably cried more than
you cried, [chuckles] um...
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I just know your whole
journey to get here,
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you just have such great faith
in-in a higher power that
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you knew that this was--
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- that you were gonna get pregnant.
- Mm-hmm.
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Like, when everyone was telling you,
"No, it can't happen. It can't happen."
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[exhales]
The whole thing.
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Literally, I feel like
I'm having a hot flash.
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- [Kourtney] Oh, my gosh.
- [Sarah] It's giving me anxiety.
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So many people, like,
they were s-so grateful that
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I posted something about it because
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they said so many people don't feel
comfortable even telling their friends
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or their family members
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because they're, like,
did they do something wrong,
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or different things.
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But my doctor's like,
"There's nothing that you did wrong.
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"It's not age-related.
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It's, like, just a super rare
thing that happened."
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But then I was like,
after this happened, I was like,
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"God's got this.
We're good.
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"This is a miracle
and we're just
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gonna be super positive."
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Your whole journey has just been--
it's a beautiful journey,
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but it's really, you know,
it's been intense
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- and you're at the finish line.
- Yeah.
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- And you feel good.
- I feel good.
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- But I also felt good, so I'm, like...
- [Jessica] Yeah.
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...if I don't feel movement
for, like, five minutes,
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I'm, like, shaking him up.
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Because of the emergency
fetal surgery that I had to have,
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I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest
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because there's...
a hole in the amniotic sac
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from where they had
to go in to the surgery.
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So, I'm not allowed to drive,
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I'm not allowed to stand
for more than 20 minutes.
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I'm really not leaving
the house, in other words.
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Did you guys get
my baby shower invite?
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- [friends] Yes.
- [Kourtney] I haven't seen it.
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- She never sent it to me.
- Oh, it's so cute.
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- It's so cute.
- Is it supposed to be a surprise, though?
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- [Kourtney] I don't know. I don't know.
- Like, the theme and everything?
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- [crosstalk]
- Yeah, I'm definitely not blowing that.
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I mean, I gave ideas
of, like, just vintage Disney...
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- [Jessica] Yeah.
- ...but I don't know what--
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Okay, so you know
it's, like, Disney theme?
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- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- Okay.
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My mom was asking me
about the food and I was like,
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"What? There's no mention of pretzels?"
Ya know, Mickey Mouse pretzels?
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And there's no Disneyland churros?
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We have to have those.
Those are iconic.
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How amazing would that be?
She agreed.
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And then, beyond that,
I was like, "You know what? Enjoy."
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I know how much she loves to do it
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and I think it's really one
of my lessons in life this year
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is to not plan, like,
overly plan and control.
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Okay, who wants to move that tray?
'Cause I'm not allowed to move anything.
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[♪ "Work Bitch" by Britney Spears playing]
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♪ Bring it on, ring the alarm ♪
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♪ Don't stop now, just be the champion ♪
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♪ You want a Maserati? ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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Last year, I made a commitment
to myself that I was gonna slow down.
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Wow.
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- Take some time off.
- ♪ No time to quit now ♪
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I was [bleep] lying to myself
'cause I've never been busier
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and it's just...
it's just who I am.
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Being busy and working
is my happy place.
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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I'm in New York.
I'm here for just 24 hours
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and I've got Paris coming up.
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♪ Live in a big mansion? ♪
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- [camera clicking]
- ♪ Party in France? ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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Has Kim Kardashian slowed down?
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No.
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♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
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I'm running a business,
back and forth from meetings
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and I'm in law school
and on top of that,
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I'm a mom of four
and it is the most important job.
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♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
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I have a new agent.
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I sound so Hollywood,
but I'm not in that world yet.
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I have to prove myself.
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♪ Break it down ♪
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I don't know.
[softly] I'm like, "I don't know."
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Love. Wow.
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- [whispers] Help me.
- ♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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S.O.S.
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[♪ upbeat funk music playing]
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[birds cawing]
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ [echoes] Yeah ♪
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Hello?
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Season Five,
which means, by the way,
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if you add in the 20 seasons
we did previously
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and these five seasons,
that's 25 seasons.
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So, I think somebody should
give me a 25th anniversary gift.
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How 'bout that?
Aren't you glad you brought that up?
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- [Scott Disick] Yello!
- There you are.
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Wow, somebody's lost a lotta weight.
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- Wearin' my new glasses, I see.
- Look at the glasses you bought me!
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- Hi.
- Oh, is that what you were tellin'
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- me about?
- Hi.
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- Yeah, but I got you some.
- You look great!
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Scott looks great.
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And I know that he has
really struggled the last year or so.
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You're really livin' large these days.
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I've gained a lotta weight here
'cause of my back.
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[Khloé] This is probably
the unhealthiest I've seen him.
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And I felt like he was
not in the best place
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and it made me really sad.
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[Khloé]
Wow, you're really being healthy.
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- Lemme show you this trick.
- Lemme throw it.
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- Lemme throw it.
- To me?
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[laughing]
Scott.
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[Scott] I get nervous
throwin' balls in your face.
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I'm used to someone with better aim.
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- Alright, you ready? Hello!
- Scott.
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Listen, I'm not
a [bleep] basketball player.
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Well, yeah, that's what I'm used to.
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- So, are you-- C-Can you not?
- Obviously. What are they like?
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- Shooting hoops?
- Like, throwing balls in my mouth.
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Season Five, we are back,
almost like we never left.
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It might feel that way to some.
[whispers] Me.
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- Can you do a better job?
- Alright, hold on.
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[Khloé]
Everything is really great right now.
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I think I'm still shedding my 30s.
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I just wanna be
with my kids, enjoy my home.
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Ha-ha. Yes!
[clapping]
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Just dumb, regular-shmegular shit.
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How's Mason?
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He's great.
He's been really unbelievable.
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And, like, we're closer than ever.
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And he's extremely excited
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about his new car that you
promised him in three years.
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- So, he looks--
- Thirty-six months.
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- He'll be 14 in, like, two months.
- Yeah.
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But you lied to me and said that
I had a government license.
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- What?!
- So, you're the one who told me that
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- I was allowed to take the kids to school.
- Why-- Wait, what?!
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You drove the kids to school
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- without a license?!
- At 14!
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And she said you had
a government license?
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- [Khloé] So, I couldn't drive and...
- This is insane.
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...I was a great driver.
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A government-issued license
in the state of California
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is something I think I made up.
[chuckles]
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A government-issued license is...
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bullshit.
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It was a little bit
different back then.
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Don't judge me...
until you've walked in my shoes.
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We're all going to jail.
[laughs]
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She would've had
all of her kids taken away
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- if this story came out when we were--
- Totally. Yeah.
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- [Scott] Oh, my God. Right.
- This one, I used to-- She used to--
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With my "government license"
before I could drive,
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we would all go out
to, like, The Standard,
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- that hotel.
- [Kris] Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the Mondrian.
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- Mom got shitfaced.
- Really?
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[Khloé] And she was like--
She-- And it was only her and I.
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I'm driving on the freeway, I'm 15,
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I'm not, like, qual-- like,
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- this is a lot for me.
- [Scott] Right.
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And then she's just ha--
head hangin' out, whatever.
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Like, that's not what you're
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- supposed to do.
- No warning!
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All of a sudden, bleh.
And we're on the freeway.
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- Oh, and it hits the car?
- It shoots back-- No, into me!
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It comes back into the car?!
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And I start crying.
I go, "Please! Mom, Mom!"
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- And, and she kept throwing up.
- You are a role model.
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- [laughing]
- No, listen, she was throwing up,
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and I w-- I had this,
let me tell you, I know the coat.
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Kim and her ex-husband,
the first one, bought me this coat.
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It was the most expensive
thing I ever owned.
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- It was shearling.
- To this day?
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[Khloé] It was just--
I remember white shearling.
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It was navy suede on the outside.
That's what I was wearing.
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And you can't get acidic throwup
out of suede. Okay?
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I take her home,
we pull in, Mom is such a legend.
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You know when you go
on the house phone, you all call?
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- And she goes, "Bruce!"
- She all calls.
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-"Clean it up!"
-"Bruce, I need you to know I threw up
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and if we don't clean it now,
the paint's gonna peel!"
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He hosed my jacket down too
and R.I.P. to the jacket.
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Have you not seen that bullshit
she's doin' right now?
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Say whatever you want.
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There is this new documentary
about our family
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and apparently,
whoever, has been calling
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people that have either
once been in our lives
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or are in our lives
to do the documentary
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and no one really has agreed
to do it, except for Caitlyn.
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[interviewer] [in recording]
What was it like working with your wife?
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[Caitlyn Jenner] [recording]
Anyway, here we go.
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Ugh.
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Well, shoot me, I wanted
to be more than just a housewife.
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Okay, so...
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kill me.
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Caitlyn is completely free
to do whatever she wants.
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I do find it strange that she
would agree to do a documentary
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that I would imagine isn't trying
to paint us in the most beautiful light.
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I just know she wouldn't
like that about her.
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I got so many text messages saying like,
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"Doesn't that hurt your feelings,
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that, like, this is what, you know,
your stepdad says about you?"
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And it honestly doesn't.
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I had such a great stepdad who raised me.
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So, like, none of those
things that are said,
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even if twisted or whatever
are gonna make me think differently
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of, like, the, the life I had.
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People have pointed fingers
at her over the years
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as if she was the one
that instigated being mean
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or being unkind
or being this or being that
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00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,380
- or not understanding.
- No, she-- People didn't, Caitlyn did.
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- Caitlyn always made you look like that.
- [Kris] Yeah, yeah.
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That's what I'm tryin' to say,
but even more so now than ever.
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Even a few years ago,
when she asked for, like, help
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with the YouTube channel
and she still gave a helping hand.
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She still tried to help.
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She still went out
of her way and now this?
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This was my dad for 24 years.
Like, it hurts me too.
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- I could totally understand that.
- And I was very close to Bruce.
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- Right.
- [Khloé] Bruce and I--
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I used to lay in bed with him
and watch [bleep] Unsolved Mysteries
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and all this shit all the time.
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- He was an unsolved mystery.
- Ugh! [bleep].
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Okay, what are we talkin' about?
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Um, I have to go pack for Paris.
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00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,081
- [Scott] So, what are you--
- Are you coming?
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00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,292
- What is Paris?
- [Kris] Paris Fashion Week.
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00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,377
Oh, my God,
I forgot about that.
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00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,920
- Are you gonna come?
- [Khloé] I don't know.
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00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,338
[Kris]
Oh, come on.
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00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,007
- It's so chill.
- [Kris] Scott's gonna stay there
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and take care of the kids,
do the carpool.
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00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,969
- So much work.
- [Scott] You gotta get fitted.
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00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,345
Different outfit for every day.
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00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,389
- Different situations.
- No, I'm going for 12 hours.
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00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,850
- For what?
- I don't know, 'cause I'm with Kim.
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There's a couple things
that are holding me back
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from wanting to go to Paris.
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00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:29,693
School has just started
and the school routine is a routine
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00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:33,572
and especially, when Kim told me
we're in Paris for 12 hours,
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that didn't really seal the deal for me.
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00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:40,704
Kim can fly by the seat
of her pants, but it's not me.
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Like, I'm not gonna change who I am.
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00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,335
I was like, "You know what,
I actually don't care to do this.
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I would rather be with my kids."
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00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:51,507
- I have to go pack. I'm a very busy girl.
- You don't pack yourself.
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00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,509
Well, I organize and I--
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00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:56,220
So, you throw it out there
and you say... [snaps]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,268
♪ Now I'm fresh and clean ♪
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00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,353
♪ I'm smellin' like a flower ♪
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00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:05,479
♪ And my dress is mean ♪
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00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:06,647
♪ I feel I got the power ♪
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00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,191
♪ Have self-esteem,
I'm beamin', dreamin' ♪
430
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,276
♪ Of the time I'm gonna have a night ♪
431
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,402
♪ Where's the party at? ♪
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00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,363
♪ I'm gonna take flight ♪
433
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,781
Hello?
434
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:19,117
Oh.
Hi, it's me!
435
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,245
- Todd Kraines.
- [laughter]
436
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,747
- Hi!
- Hey!
437
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:27,709
Tristan has just been signed
back to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
438
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,461
- How are ya?
- [Tristan Thompson] Good, how are you?
439
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,546
[Khloé]
Good.
440
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,048
He is about to go to Cleveland
in the next couple days
441
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,217
and the bird's leaving the nest.
442
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:39,638
Go fly, little bird, go fly.
Don't come back anytime soon.
443
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:42,266
- How's your day goin'?
- [Tristan] Good. Packing.
444
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:46,311
I feel like the past
couple years have been,
445
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,272
I don't know if traumatic
is too big of a word.
446
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,693
But I feel like-- Okay.
I feel like the past couple years
447
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,697
or maybe the past decade
has really been a very
448
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,782
heavy time in my life.
449
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:02,911
And I don't necessarily get
a lot of time to just, like, heal.
450
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,955
I thought you weren't
packing a lotta stuff.
451
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,456
Even when you say
you're not packin' a lot,
452
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,749
- you still bring a lot.
- Oh yeah.
453
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:08,834
[Tristan]
Right?
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00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,669
And so,
I am just taking time for me,
455
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,087
and I'm not doing anything special.
456
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,173
I'm not doing anything different,
457
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,257
[groans]
458
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,758
but I just wanna be
in the moment more.
459
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,845
I wanna put my energy
into things that make me happy.
460
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,972
How are you feeling about leaving?
461
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,850
I guess it's bittersweet, it's a lot.
462
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:28,061
Going to Cleveland
and-and-and not having Amari there
463
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,354
with me is definitely
gonna be tough.
464
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,441
Well, he's better here
'cause this is where his doctors are
465
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:35,319
and it's better for him
to be around family and the kids.
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00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,154
That's gonna be the--
probably the challenging part,
467
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,740
not havin' that team,
that-that team at home
468
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,200
to lean on when things get tough.
469
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,619
I don't know if you remember
when you first came back here,
470
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,537
- that was a transition for you...
- Mm-hmm.
471
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,372
...not having your basketball routine
472
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,875
and then you're like...
"I'm doing this routine?"
473
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,502
Not like it's bad,
but you just had to, like,
474
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:54,296
get reprogrammed into doing that
475
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,840
and then it's basically
what you're gonna be doing now.
476
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,051
Like, it's just a reprogramming and...
477
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,471
it's a short time period
in the grand scheme of things.
478
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,681
Mm-hmm.
Daddy gotta go work.
479
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,850
The move in
and all of these changes,
480
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,978
it was still just
so overwhelming for me.
481
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,773
[Tristan]
Oh, they put the blinds up! Okay, awesome.
482
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:15,817
And so, now, like, even just
when he moved into his house
483
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,987
and I had my home back,
I was like, [sigh of relief].
484
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,697
[Tristan]
This is little Tutu's room.
485
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,282
[Khloé]
It's so cute.
486
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:26,662
Now that he's going to Cleveland,
I can imagine I'll just feel a relief.
487
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:28,497
[Tristan]
See the picture I have right here?
488
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:31,959
I don't care who it is.
I need a-- I need space.
489
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:35,420
I mean, we can just combine both houses
and just live one, big, happy family.
490
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,631
- No.
- Just make a big trail, like a,
491
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,050
like a big tunnel, you know?
492
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,426
- Like a overpass...
- Mm-hmm.
493
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,220
...from here to-to-to your house.
494
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,763
- [Khloé] That's normal.
- Yeah.
495
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,682
- Like--
- I know, we were a great dynamic duo,
496
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,100
you know, like,
peanut butter and jelly?
497
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,352
You know I'm always gonna
come with these: fire and ice...
498
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,272
salt and pepper...
499
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,733
Batman and Robin.
500
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,945
[Khloé] Like, come on, let's just--
You know where I stand.
501
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,406
Are you just naming,
like, random two things?
502
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:03,574
[Tristan]
Yeah.
503
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:06,159
Sometimes I hate
how much I have to think
504
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:10,539
and be on guard
to not do anything that might
505
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,792
ever give a glimmer that there's hope.
506
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:14,877
M'kay.
507
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,713
Thank you.
508
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:21,425
Okay, thank you.
You gotta let go.
509
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:25,429
- Don't walk so close to me.
- [Tristan laughs]
510
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,477
Yep. They really don't.
511
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,606
They just don't leave,
even when you ask them to.
512
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:37,191
They just keep stayin'.
513
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:42,988
Well...
514
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,365
alright.
515
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,536
[sighs]
It's never gonna end.
516
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,621
Bye.
517
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,919
[♪ upbeat music playing]
518
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,595
- Your dress is amazing.
- Okay, I'm excited to see.
519
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:07,804
And I would love you to try it--
520
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,431
- Of course.
- [Kendall Jenner] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
521
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,644
Season Five.
Welcome back.
522
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:15,979
- [producer] How's it goin'?
- It's goin' great.
523
00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:21,026
I wanna say something.
524
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:24,404
I feel like I am, obviously,
the most boring sister,
525
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,616
but, like, [laughing] genuinely,
like, I watched the show back
526
00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:30,244
and I'm just like,
"I talk about the same thing
527
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,537
over and over again."
528
00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:32,913
I'm always talkin'
'bout my baby horse,
529
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:35,749
my [bleep] horses,
and then, like, uh, my anxiety.
530
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:38,293
The type of anxiety that I suffer from.
531
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,254
Lot of anxiety in settings like this.
532
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:42,297
That's my horse right here,
the mixed colored one.
533
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,967
I'm having a baby... horse.
534
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:48,470
"Boring" is a really negative word,
that's for sure, 'cause I'm not boring,
535
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,097
and ask any one
of my best friends.
536
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,349
I am a good time, 'kay?
537
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,851
- It's gonna be fun. I'm excited!
- Yeah.
538
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:56,103
I am in Paris for Fashion Week.
539
00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,606
- I'm excited, perfect.
- [designer] It's supposed to be
540
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,691
super long.
541
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:02,651
I am walking the Victoria Beckham Show.
542
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,611
We have a L'Oréal fashion show.
543
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:05,696
You like?
544
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:07,906
And tonight, I have dinner with Kylie,
545
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,324
which I'm excited about.
546
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,618
I really love alone time with Kylie.
547
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,120
I think we're both pretty busy,
548
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,038
so when we get to have
these one-on-one moments,
549
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,748
it's always really special.
550
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:19,209
I know, you really did your thing, guys.
551
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:21,753
Right?
I mean, only the best for you.
552
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:22,838
[Kendall]
Thank you.
553
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:32,598
This [bleep] whore
just made me wait for an hour.
554
00:24:32,598 --> 00:24:34,099
Just have to take
a selfie really quick.
555
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,810
- [producer laughing]
- [laughs] No, no, seriously,
556
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,271
- I look really good right now.
- [laughter]
557
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:41,523
- [camera clicks]
- Hot.
558
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,318
Anyway, what, what were you saying?
559
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:47,654
Hi, Season Five.
It feels good to be back.
560
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,448
I haven't sat in this chair in a while.
561
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:50,949
What are you laughing at?
562
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,493
She just made me wait for an hour
563
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,788
in her hotel room
for her to do a photo shoot.
564
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,081
[Kylie]
Whatever!
565
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:01,084
- And now we are finally on our way.
- It's Fashion Week!
566
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,004
Well, you could've done
your photo shoot after dinner!
567
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:06,173
- But Kendall--
- And, and had some consideration
568
00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:09,051
- for my time.
- Oh, oh, that's gonna be really hard.
569
00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:12,137
[♪ French pop music playing]
570
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,729
♪
571
00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:26,401
[Kendall]
Did you try this? This is so yum.
572
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,654
- Are they hearts?
- Are they hearts?
573
00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:29,947
- [server] Yeah.
- So cute.
574
00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:31,657
[Kendall]
Oh, my God! So cute.
575
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,993
- How's everything with everything?
- [both chuckling]
576
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:38,664
My drama is that I went
to the Dolce & Gabbana show.
577
00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:40,123
They wanted me to, like, walk out
578
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,500
- right before the show.
- Mm-hmm.
579
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,793
[Kylie]
I was having the best time.
580
00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:45,295
I was, like, taking pictures,
I was just chatting with everyone.
581
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,380
Hi!
582
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:49,049
Then, as I walked out, Kendall,
583
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,592
and I saw everyone sitting,
584
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,345
- then I realized, "Oh, shit."
- Everyone's gonna say, yeah.
585
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:56,515
"Everyone sitting here
for the last hour is gonna think
586
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:58,767
- that they were waiting for me."
- Yeah, yeah. [laughs]
587
00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,352
The show started, it's fine.
588
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:03,605
And then, then, of course,
all these reporters that are there
589
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,023
start going on TikTok and like,
590
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:07,067
"Well, then, like, you know,
this is how the Dolce show went
591
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,862
"and Kylie held the show up
for 47 minutes.
592
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,530
We're all waiting there for Kylie."
593
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:12,865
And I'm like... [gasps].
594
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:15,367
Bonding with Kendall is the best.
595
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:20,664
I'm just so grateful to have
a sister so close in age to me.
596
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:22,165
I mean, she's, like, really old.
597
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:26,044
We accept each other for who we are.
Opposites attract.
598
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,965
That is true.
And we're just a good team.
599
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:32,968
- [laughter]
- Kendall.
600
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:40,434
[♪ "Amaryllis" by The London
West End Orchestra playing]
601
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,903
[Kris]
Can I get one that says "Kris"?
602
00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:52,404
[worker]
Absolutely.
603
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:56,658
[Kris] This is so cute.
I can't take it.
604
00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,411
Thank you, guys.
605
00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:01,788
Alright.
606
00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:07,002
I am so excited for Kourtney to see
what we've done for her baby shower.
607
00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,086
Hi!
608
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,671
Kourtney's favorite thing is Disney
609
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:13,133
and we've been going to Disneyland
since Kourtney was born,
610
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:16,762
so this is a very special place
in Kourtney's heart.
611
00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:18,305
[Mindy Weiss]
I'm gonna get those hats done.
612
00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:20,098
- Okay. Okay.
- I'll be right back.
613
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,893
[Kris]
So, I thought I'd bring Disneyland to her
614
00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:25,479
for her baby shower
and do it in my backyard.
615
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:29,024
A little Chrome Hearts
stroller never hurt anybody.
616
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:32,236
Listen, I'll have a baby shower today.
617
00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:35,697
I'm having a-a ball, by the way.
618
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:39,993
And we have our family tradition
of the baby bookcase.
619
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,079
So, we just filled that up with books.
620
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:43,580
This is so cute.
621
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:47,835
Oh, Kourtney just FaceTimed me.
622
00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,547
[FaceTime ringing]
623
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,552
- [Kourtney] [over phone] Hey, Mom.
- Hi, sweetheart.
624
00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,387
[Kourtney]
You're not gonna believe this,
625
00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:00,973
but I tested positive for Covid.
626
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,267
[Kris]
Oh no!
627
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:06,186
[♪ tense music playing]
628
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:07,604
Unbelievable.
629
00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:11,441
Can you please ask Mindy to come in?
630
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,861
Can she come in here right away?
631
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:15,904
It's important.
632
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,990
Wait, stand over there...
633
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:20,409
- because...
- Yeah?
634
00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:23,912
...Kourtney isn't able
to come to the shower.
635
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:26,832
- Seriously?
- Yeah, she's not coming.
636
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:29,001
Is she sick?
637
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,711
She has Covid.
638
00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:33,881
The morning of my baby shower,
639
00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,884
I woke up and tested positive for Covid,
640
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:39,303
right when I was
about to start getting ready.
641
00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:41,305
I want to cry.
642
00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:44,016
- I mean, it's just...
- I know.
643
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:47,186
...you've done such a beautiful job,
644
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:50,689
and it's just hitting me that--
I'm like, "Are you [bleep] kidding?"
645
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:54,776
You always have the best attitude.
I didn't know who else to tell.
646
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,612
I wanna hug you,
but I was with her too.
647
00:28:56,612 --> 00:28:58,864
- I'm just gonna keep my distance.
- [Mindy] Right.
648
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,991
- [Kris] I'm gonna get tested.
- [Mindy] And Travis has it too?
649
00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,534
- Or no?
- [Kris] Travis has Covid.
650
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,620
I'm, I'm kinda-
I'm, like-- I'm shaking.
651
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,705
I'm so-- I just want
Kourtney to be okay.
652
00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:10,209
She's a high-risk pregnancy.
This is really crazy.
653
00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:15,756
I was just wanting to make her happy.
So... dang!
654
00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:17,257
I don't know why I'm emotional,
655
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:21,303
but I just want her to be okay
and I'm a little worried.
656
00:29:26,052 --> 00:29:28,268
- [♪ intense music playing]
- [machine clunking]
657
00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:32,689
[Kourtney] [over phone] Travis is gonna
pick me up 'cause I can't drive.
658
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:34,024
Right.
659
00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:36,109
I didn't know what to do
and my mom was like,
660
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,612
"Well, you have to come
see the baby shower.
661
00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:41,198
Like, you have to see
what's going on over here."
662
00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:42,407
So I did.
663
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,952
So, we were just gonna
both come see it be--
664
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:47,538
hopefully, before people come,
we're gonna come now.
665
00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:49,456
- Okay.
- I don't know if you want us
666
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:52,793
to get outside of the car
and come see it and wear masks?
667
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,796
Yeah. Get out of the car
and then wear a mask
668
00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:58,590
- and come to the front door.
- Okay.
669
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:03,428
The first part of Travis's
European tour is over
670
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:08,642
and he flies home
and we test him for Covid.
671
00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:12,145
He wants to test.
He's negative.
672
00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:14,898
Okay, I'll see you in 10 minutes.
673
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:17,317
- Okay, I'll see you soon, bye.
- O-Okay, bye.
674
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,237
We make out for six hours
675
00:30:20,237 --> 00:30:24,032
and then, I feel that he is hot.
676
00:30:24,032 --> 00:30:26,910
Like, his head feels very warm.
677
00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:32,124
Not-Not a making out
type of warm, like, a really warm.
678
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:36,461
And then he tests positive for Covid.
679
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:40,215
- The shower starts in 20 minutes, right?
- [Mindy] I know. Uh-huh.
680
00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:44,469
[Kris]
So, I think it's crazy to call 50 guests
681
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:47,431
or a hundred people and go, "Don't come."
682
00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:51,226
- [Mindy] I think they'll have fun--
- [Kris] With all this beautiful food
683
00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:53,395
and everything going on here
that you guys have worked
684
00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:54,897
for two days putting it together.
685
00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:57,232
I think everybody comes by, has breakfast.
686
00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:59,610
- [Mindy] Yes.
- Some things you just
687
00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:01,653
don't have any control of.
688
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:06,074
And the most important thing today
is Kourtney's health
689
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,785
and making sure her and the baby are okay.
690
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:13,707
Is that them?!
Okay, we're ready!
691
00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:17,920
Okay. Start singing.
Here they come. They're right there.
692
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:21,840
[quartet] [singing]
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
693
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,133
[Kourtney]
Oh, my gosh.
694
00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:25,219
♪ Hello, my baby ♪
695
00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:27,137
♪ Hello, my honey ♪
696
00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:30,724
♪ Hello, my ragtime, ragtime gal ♪
697
00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:32,434
[Kourtney]
We really didn't know what to do.
698
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:34,728
If we should separate or what.
699
00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:38,524
- Aww.
- ♪ Baby, my heart's on fire ♪
700
00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:42,903
[Kourtney] I stayed in the guest room
and we FaceTimed all night.
701
00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:49,284
But I think that first six hours of just
making out was like, "I got Covid."
702
00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:52,579
Aw, look at the "Baby Barker".
It's like Disneyland.
703
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:55,374
♪ Tell me, I'm... ♪
704
00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:58,043
- [Kourtney] So cute.
- Thank you. Congratulations.
705
00:31:58,043 --> 00:31:59,753
[Kourtney]
Thank you!
706
00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:02,506
[Travis]
Looks so good. Thank you.
707
00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:07,886
[Kourtney] This is so cute.
They have, like, the little Mickey things.
708
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,472
[Travis]
Babe, the most important part right here.
709
00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:12,432
- [Kourtney] The churros?
- [Travis] The churro station.
710
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,351
[Kourtney]
I told my mom she had to have that.
711
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:16,270
It was Disney-themed.
712
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,564
Oh, my God, look at the cake.
713
00:32:18,564 --> 00:32:20,691
- So cute.
- [Kourtney] The pretzels are so cute!
714
00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:23,819
I needed pretzels and churros
and I got them both.
715
00:32:23,819 --> 00:32:25,279
I need a pretzel.
716
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:26,989
[Travis]
Definitely indulges in that.
717
00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:29,157
[Kourtney]
Mom, this is crazy!
718
00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:31,577
I feel like we just need to do it again.
719
00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:32,661
Okay.
720
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:36,623
- Hi, is this the cutest?
- [Penelope Disick] Yeah.
721
00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,542
- [Travis] Hi, Penelope.
- [Penelope] Hello.
722
00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:39,835
[Travis] Did you see the cake, babe?
723
00:32:39,835 --> 00:32:42,129
- [Kourtney] Oh, I didn't.
- [Travis] Oh, my gosh.
724
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:44,715
[Kourtney]
This is the cutest ever, Mom.
725
00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:46,800
[Kris]
I'm not allowed to get near you.
726
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,719
[Kourtney]
Oh, my gosh!
727
00:32:50,137 --> 00:32:53,765
This is the longest
that I haven't been to Disneyland...
728
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:58,270
and so my mom, basically,
brought Disneyland to me.
729
00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:03,233
It's, like, couldn't be a more perfect
shower for me and Travis.
730
00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:06,945
[♪ "Saturday's Game"
by Len Stevens playing]
731
00:33:09,948 --> 00:33:11,950
Let's just sit here
and then we'll tell everyone
732
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,702
not to sit here after us.
733
00:33:13,702 --> 00:33:16,622
[Khloé] This is the cutest
[bleep] thing I've ever seen.
734
00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:19,917
Can those guys come
to my house later and just sing to me?
735
00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,210
'Cause I love those little men.
736
00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,503
- We'll send them over.
- [Khloé] Yeah.
737
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:26,381
This baby shower that my mom
put together is so adorable.
738
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:29,009
It's so Kourtney.
It is perfect.
739
00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:30,135
One on each lap.
740
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,182
My mom thought about every little thing.
741
00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:38,018
Everything in Kourtney's eyes
that she would want and love.
742
00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:40,145
[Kim]
How cute is this Wishing Tree?
743
00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:42,773
And I believe that love is in the details.
744
00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:43,857
Hi!
745
00:33:43,857 --> 00:33:45,901
- [Atiana De La Hoya] Hi, how are you?
- Happy Sunday!
746
00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:47,194
Yes, very exciting.
747
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:49,363
[Khloé] [laughs]
She's like, "Yes."
748
00:33:49,363 --> 00:33:50,989
They're over there in their cage.
749
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:55,118
I'm not even hungry,
but I needed to have this.
750
00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:56,745
[Travis]
I think you can stay right here, babe,
751
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,414
and have people come in
and... you just, like--
752
00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:01,834
You're almost like a Disney character,
you just sit here and wave.
753
00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,752
- [camera clicks]
- [Khloé] Oh, my gosh!
754
00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:06,380
We gotta do them all over again.
755
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:07,840
How cute is this?
756
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,133
- It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
- [Kourtney] How cute is it?
757
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:13,637
I was, like, should we redo it
at my house in, like, two weeks?
758
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,347
- [Melissa] Yes.
- [Kourtney] And just have Mindy
759
00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:17,724
- bring everything there?
- Yeah, just keep everything ready to go.
760
00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:20,269
They have Mickey pretzels with cheese.
761
00:34:20,269 --> 00:34:23,188
- That was my one request.
- [Liz Muller] You look cute.
762
00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:25,482
- I did my own glam.
- [Liz] Wait, really?
763
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,234
- [Melissa] Oh.
- Well, I made glam leave
764
00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:29,570
'cause I tested right when they got there.
765
00:34:29,570 --> 00:34:31,947
We're outside.
You're far.
766
00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:33,532
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- You're fine.
767
00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:35,617
Now that we're here at the shower,
768
00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:40,831
everyone is telling us to stay,
and there's two chairs and a table
769
00:34:40,831 --> 00:34:44,251
that are so perfect,
that are far away from everyone
770
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:48,714
where I feel like we're
the king and queen of Covid.
771
00:34:48,714 --> 00:34:50,007
I'm gonna feed you cheese.
772
00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:52,301
Mm-mm, don't you dare.
773
00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:54,386
- [laughter]
- Never.
774
00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:01,852
Everyone felt comfortable
because we're outside
775
00:35:01,852 --> 00:35:05,647
and everyone wants us
to enjoy our baby shower.
776
00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:07,191
I got it this morning.
777
00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:10,027
Wow, I really almost came over there.
778
00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:12,613
[Travis] We can do
peak and pit from the far away.
779
00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:14,531
Yeah, we can do peak and pit,
should we get a megaphone?
780
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:16,450
- [Alabama Barker] No.
- [Travis] I love you.
781
00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:18,660
- [Kourtney] Thank you for coming.
- [Alabama] Of course. Love you.
782
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,287
- [Travis] Thank you for coming.
- Bye, you guys.
783
00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:21,997
- Thank you for coming. Bye, Pierce.
- Congratulations.
784
00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:23,457
[Khloé]
Hey!
785
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,250
[Kourtney]
Is that the distance we get?
786
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,002
I told her she can't say hi to you.
787
00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:29,796
We get to sit here.
I said, thank God Travis came.
788
00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,715
Imagine if I was here by myself?
789
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,217
Can we have a sign like at the zoo
790
00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:34,801
when it tells you what
kind of animal it is?
791
00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,054
- [Kourtney] Covid?
-"Has Covid."
792
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:39,473
[Kourtney]
You can come a little closer.
793
00:35:39,473 --> 00:35:41,308
- We're good.
- You look cute.
794
00:35:41,308 --> 00:35:43,393
Thank you.
So do you.
795
00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:45,854
This is, like, perfect
for you guys, in your castle.
796
00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:49,274
- [loud bang]
- [Kris] Ah! Shit!
797
00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:51,527
- My God!
- [laughter]
798
00:35:51,527 --> 00:35:54,071
[Khloé]
We're gonna have a toast, everyone!
799
00:35:54,071 --> 00:35:55,989
- Hi, guys!
- Hi!
800
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:59,409
We all wanna congratulate
Kourtney and Travis
801
00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:02,037
for their beautiful, beautiful angel
802
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:05,207
that's gonna be here
in a couple weeks now.
803
00:36:05,207 --> 00:36:07,668
It could be tomorrow.
It could be in two weeks.
804
00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:09,503
- Let's hope for five.
- Five weeks.
805
00:36:09,503 --> 00:36:11,463
Okay, five-week countdown.
806
00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:15,425
We are just so happy to be here
and to see that your love flourish
807
00:36:15,425 --> 00:36:16,969
and that what your love created.
808
00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:20,764
Real genuine love
and a little angel that's coming soon.
809
00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:23,350
Number 13 for the family.
810
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:26,645
- Mom has been crying all day.
- Wow! Lucky number 13.
811
00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:28,397
- That's right.
- 'Kay, your turn.
812
00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:33,443
Oh! You guys, we're just praying
for a healthy and happy delivery.
813
00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:36,363
We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky.
814
00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:41,201
I don't think you were
supposed to say-- Baby--
815
00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:43,120
- [laughter]
- That was just-- That's--
816
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:48,959
What I meant was, what I meant was
it's gonna be a very rocky day...
817
00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:53,213
Come on, Mom.
We've been hiding names and bumps
818
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:56,175
and pregnancies and marriages
and everything for years.
819
00:36:56,175 --> 00:37:00,596
And at grandchild 13,
are you, like, losing it at this point?
820
00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:03,182
Like, how do you let it slip?
How do you say the name?
821
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:05,767
I would just say, um,
just to add to that,
822
00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:09,521
if his name is Rocky...
823
00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:13,817
it's so fitting because he's such
a fighter and so are you guys.
824
00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:15,527
- And we love you.
- [Khloé] And he's a rock star.
825
00:37:15,527 --> 00:37:17,029
- [Kim] Yes.
- Here, here!
826
00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:20,115
Long live Kourtney and Travis and baby!
827
00:37:20,115 --> 00:37:22,910
- [cheering, applause]
- Cheers!
828
00:37:24,745 --> 00:37:27,664
Mm. He's moving,
right at that time.
829
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:30,000
[Khloé] Well, note to self,
won't tell you any kids names
830
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,960
anytime movin' forward.
[chuckles]
831
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,505
This is so perfect.
Thank you, Mom.
832
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:36,298
It's so thoughtful.
833
00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:38,509
- Thank you!
- Okay, you guys.
834
00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:40,802
[Travis] And can you imagine if
you didn't see all of this, babe?
835
00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:42,888
- Yeah. No, we had to see it.
- [Travis] This is so cool.
836
00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:43,972
[producer]
Is this exhausting?
837
00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:46,475
It is exhausting.
I'm, like, outta breath.
838
00:37:46,475 --> 00:37:47,768
[producer]
Yeah.
839
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:49,937
Are you?
840
00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:52,481
- You're not growing a baby.
- [Travis] No.
841
00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:55,442
- I wish I could do this for you.
- [Kourtney] Mm.
842
00:37:55,442 --> 00:38:01,907
I think it all turned out, after all,
at the happiest place on earth.
843
00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:04,743
So, you know,
there's always a happy ending.
844
00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:08,288
There might be
a lotta drama, as usual,
845
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:11,875
but at the end of the day,
there's always a happy ending.
846
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:13,752
And it's always about family.
847
00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:20,551
[♪ "Woman" by Jade Josephine playing]
848
00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:22,594
- ♪ Who run the world? ♪
- ♪ Girls ♪
849
00:38:22,594 --> 00:38:24,847
♪ Body like a goddess,
heaven sent, I'm woman ♪
850
00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:26,640
♪ Queen, you know what I mean? ♪
851
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,392
♪ Watch out world, I'm comin' ♪
852
00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:29,685
♪ Make life, break lives ♪
853
00:38:29,685 --> 00:38:31,937
♪ Guess who's back in the house... ♪
854
00:38:31,937 --> 00:38:33,021
♪ Cream of the crop ♪
855
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:34,857
♪ You do not know her,
so please watch your mouth ♪
856
00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:36,692
♪ We're takin' over,
I'm queen, better bow ♪
857
00:38:36,692 --> 00:38:38,527
♪ I'm here and I'm now... ♪
858
00:38:38,527 --> 00:38:41,238
I hope I fall asleep.
859
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:44,324
- Are you tired?
- Not yet.
860
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,909
[Corey Gamble]
You can just hang out with me.
861
00:38:45,909 --> 00:38:47,828
- We can gossip.
- I know, but I have to sleep
862
00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:50,414
- 'cause I have to work as soon as we land.
- [Corey] Yeah. Just kidding.
863
00:38:50,414 --> 00:38:54,835
[Kim] My mom,
Corey and I are going to Paris.
864
00:38:54,835 --> 00:38:55,919
I mean, it's Fashion Week.
865
00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:59,590
There is just so much going on
that I'm so excited about.
866
00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:01,091
Thank you.
867
00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:03,260
- Ooh. Thank you for doing that.
- [Corey] Thank you, thank you.
868
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:05,429
[Kris]
Here, take that, take that.
869
00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:07,514
- Here you go, babe.
- Thank you.
870
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:11,143
Alright, guys.
Here's to an amazing trip to Paris
871
00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:12,895
- with a little--
- Twenty-four hours in Paris.
872
00:39:12,895 --> 00:39:14,771
Do you wanna know
where I'm going?
873
00:39:14,771 --> 00:39:17,900
So, I go to New York, six hours...
874
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:21,612
to Paris for 15 hours,
875
00:39:21,612 --> 00:39:24,489
to Atlantic City, to Milan.
876
00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:26,700
My plane's gonna go home,
pick up my kids...
877
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,410
When people are like,
"Why do you work so much?"
878
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:29,995
Like, "Okay, yeah, that's my vice,
879
00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:32,456
but what else do you
want me to be doing?"
880
00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:35,542
So, I'm actually gonna have
them drop me off in Milan.
881
00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:36,835
Do you want me
to be doing drugs?
882
00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:40,214
Like, if I'm addicted
to working and being busy,
883
00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:42,633
I don't think that's the worst thing.
884
00:39:42,633 --> 00:39:45,427
Then I have to go to Washington, D.C.
885
00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:47,346
How about,
"Let me do what I wanna do.
886
00:39:47,346 --> 00:39:49,139
You do you, I'll do me."
887
00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:52,309
So, that is how many places
in about four days?
888
00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:54,228
- A lotta places.
- Well, here's to your sanity.
889
00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:55,521
- Five days.
- That's impressive.
890
00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:57,439
Here's to safety,
and, uh, uh, good energy.
891
00:39:57,439 --> 00:39:59,149
- And a-a positive mind.
- Good energy--
892
00:39:59,149 --> 00:40:01,151
- Here's to Paris, guys, to Paris.
- Paris.
893
00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:07,241
Um, you wanted this bed?
894
00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:10,536
No, I don't,
I don't care where I go.
895
00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:13,247
You guys wanted
that second bed.
896
00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:14,331
- Sure.
- The double bed.
897
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,086
Oh. I was like,
"Who wanted this one?"
898
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:21,713
Khloé is unbearable these days.
899
00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:25,050
Khloé's not coming,
and honestly, she's just not feeling it.
900
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,718
When you're not feeling it,
901
00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:30,305
there's nothing that could force you
to come and have a good time.
902
00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:33,475
Like, you will just be miserable.
I'm not in the mood to deal.
903
00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:37,145
Kourtney is at the very end
of her pregnancy.
904
00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:40,232
I feel like someone has to be here,
even for all the kids.
905
00:40:40,232 --> 00:40:43,652
Like, God forbid
there's a natural disaster.
906
00:40:43,652 --> 00:40:45,070
I just feel like somebody
has to be here.
907
00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:48,156
I know I'm an overthinker.
I know I'm insane.
908
00:40:48,699 --> 00:40:50,033
Welcome to my mind.
909
00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,452
[Kim]
She needs to get out and live her life.
910
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:55,163
All arrows are pointing towards misery.
911
00:40:55,163 --> 00:40:58,709
She feels guilty for leaving
and she just should be home.
912
00:40:58,709 --> 00:41:00,210
Au revoir!
913
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:01,628
Ha!
914
00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:12,264
[♪ "Tout Paris" by ZOË playing]
915
00:41:13,223 --> 00:41:14,850
[bicycle bell rings]
916
00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,398
[FaceTime ringing]
917
00:41:21,398 --> 00:41:23,108
Thirty-minute countdown.
918
00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:25,110
♪
919
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,195
Hey!
920
00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:32,409
- Hey! Wait, is this Kylie?
- [Chris Appleton] No, Kim.
921
00:41:32,409 --> 00:41:33,911
- Oh!
- Hi!
922
00:41:33,911 --> 00:41:35,996
I saw Ariel and I was like,
"Wait, what?" [laughs]
923
00:41:35,996 --> 00:41:37,497
- Hey!
- Wait, are you walking in
924
00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:38,582
- the Victoria Show?
- Yeah.
925
00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:39,875
- Sorry. Hi.
- Hi, babe. How you doin'?
926
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,043
- You alright?
- Good. How are you?
927
00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:44,963
- 5:30.
- [Kim] I love that you're walking
928
00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:46,507
in all the shows right now.
929
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:49,259
- When do you leave? In the morning?
- [Kim] Tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.
930
00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:51,303
Um, and then you go home?
931
00:41:51,303 --> 00:41:54,556
I'm actually gonna go
to New York for a day.
932
00:41:54,556 --> 00:41:56,475
[Kendall]
Kim is only here for 12 hours.
933
00:41:56,475 --> 00:42:00,604
And I don't know why.
Like, God bless her soul.
934
00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:05,484
I have so much respect for the level
of give a [bleep] that she has
935
00:42:05,484 --> 00:42:10,113
and flying around to all these places
and more power to her, for sure.
936
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:13,784
But I just could never,
like, it's so much.
937
00:42:13,784 --> 00:42:17,955
Why is everyone
so concerned that I work a lot?
938
00:42:17,955 --> 00:42:20,874
Everyone just has a different
idea of what success is
939
00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,292
and looks like to them.
940
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:25,754
And I think you just should be,
like, nonjudgmental of what that is.
941
00:42:25,754 --> 00:42:27,172
It could look like anything.
942
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:29,091
I worry about her.
I really do.
943
00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:33,303
I think about her often in the sense
of I want her to take a break.
944
00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:34,721
Are you here tomorrow?
945
00:42:34,721 --> 00:42:35,889
- Yeah.
- What are you-- Are you--
946
00:42:35,889 --> 00:42:39,768
Do you have stuff tomorrow night...
at, like, 6:00 p.m.?
947
00:42:39,768 --> 00:42:41,687
I don't know.
What, what is-- What's happening?
948
00:42:41,687 --> 00:42:44,273
Because Ashleya, Kelsey, me, Hailey,
949
00:42:44,273 --> 00:42:46,024
like, everyone's coming over
and we're gonna watch
950
00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:48,068
The Golden Bachelor
if you wanna watch with us.
951
00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:49,361
- Oh, stop it!
- [Kendall] Yeah.
952
00:42:49,361 --> 00:42:51,071
- What time?
- [Kendall] Si-- We were gonna
953
00:42:51,071 --> 00:42:52,990
- watch it at six.
- [Kim] Wait, you're gonna watch what?
954
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:54,491
[Kendall]
Golden Bachelor tomorrow.
955
00:42:54,491 --> 00:42:56,785
- You're leaving, right?
- [Kim] Ugh, I'm dying to see it.
956
00:42:56,785 --> 00:42:59,079
- [Kendall] I'm so excited!
- [Kris] You guys are finally
957
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:01,623
- on my Bachelor bandwagon?
- You know, shut up!
958
00:43:01,623 --> 00:43:03,792
I've been on The Bachelor
with you for years.
959
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:05,210
- I know.
- You used to make me watch it
960
00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:06,295
when I was little.
961
00:43:06,295 --> 00:43:07,754
That's what I'm gonna
watch on the plane.
962
00:43:07,754 --> 00:43:09,631
- [Kris] It's on Hulu!
- [Kendall] You can get it on Hulu.
963
00:43:09,631 --> 00:43:10,716
You just download it.
964
00:43:10,716 --> 00:43:14,386
Do you remember when
we used to come to Paris
965
00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:17,598
- and I used to get you oatmeal and pasta?
- Oh, we're doing this right now?
966
00:43:17,598 --> 00:43:19,600
- Yeah.
- We're d-- We're getting sentimental?
967
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,893
- [Kris] Yeah.
- Okay.
968
00:43:20,893 --> 00:43:24,104
And now you have your own room.
You're all grown up.
969
00:43:24,104 --> 00:43:26,231
Oh, my God, Kendall,
have you seen the show--
970
00:43:26,231 --> 00:43:28,817
Is it, like,
Sexual Attraction or something?
971
00:43:28,817 --> 00:43:30,569
- [Chris] Naked Attraction.
- [Kim] Naked Attraction.
972
00:43:30,569 --> 00:43:32,571
- It's insane. It's pornography.
- It's insane.
973
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,573
- [Kendall] No. What is it?
- [crosstalk]
974
00:43:34,573 --> 00:43:35,657
Is it reality?
975
00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:37,367
No, they, like--
You-- They judge them by
976
00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:40,871
- their, like, naked bodies and they--
- [gasps] Stop. I love stuff like this.
977
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:44,374
Okay.
Come back in here--
978
00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:47,920
Sorry, I'm so popular.
Everybody wants to talk to me.
979
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,422
[Kris] You're my only friend in here.
[chuckles]
980
00:43:50,672 --> 00:43:51,882
Kendall, come here!
981
00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:55,052
Wait, no!
She's mine!
982
00:43:55,052 --> 00:43:56,720
- God!
- [Kendall] I'm being summoned here.
983
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,223
- I just want you for more than--
- I'll be right back.
984
00:43:59,223 --> 00:44:01,725
What is happening? God.
985
00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:07,189
I feel so desired in this
very moment and I love it.
986
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:09,608
Um, no, I'm kidding.
I mean, I'm not kidding,
987
00:44:09,608 --> 00:44:12,694
but everybody loves
feeling a little desire.
988
00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:15,864
What about the one
where you find your family?!
989
00:44:15,864 --> 00:44:18,534
I'm more afraid to keep
my mom waiting, for sure.
990
00:44:18,534 --> 00:44:20,244
Kendall, they zoom in.
991
00:44:20,244 --> 00:44:22,412
- Shut-- This is on TV?
- Yeah.
992
00:44:22,412 --> 00:44:25,332
Wait, Kendall, come back here!
I have no one to talk to!
993
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,334
- Look at this vagina on the girl's--
- No!
994
00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:29,086
We're like,
"What the [bleep] is this?"
995
00:44:29,086 --> 00:44:31,630
Kendall, I'm lonely!
996
00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:34,925
That is crazy.
I need to watch this show.
997
00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:39,513
- I'm back.
- Kim and I'll be there tonight...
998
00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:42,224
- [Kendall] Yup.
- ...to watch
999
00:44:42,224 --> 00:44:45,227
bringing her family to work day.
1000
00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:46,311
Indeed.
1001
00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:49,523
Indeed. I do actually
have to leave, though.
1002
00:44:49,523 --> 00:44:51,233
I won't see you, but you'll see me.
1003
00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:52,985
- Good luck!
- [Kendall] Thanks!
1004
00:44:54,278 --> 00:44:57,114
[♪ upbeat music playing]
1005
00:44:57,114 --> 00:44:59,408
- Oh, my God!
- I didn't even get no pictures with you.
1006
00:44:59,408 --> 00:45:01,034
Oh, my God, Kim.
1007
00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:03,495
- Thank you.
- That is stunning.
1008
00:45:03,495 --> 00:45:07,124
♪ Ooh, blame it on my attitude ♪
1009
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:11,044
♪ Blame it, blame it, blame it
on my attitude ♪
1010
00:45:11,044 --> 00:45:12,504
[♪ song concludes]
1011
00:45:12,504 --> 00:45:14,464
[cars honking]
1012
00:45:15,883 --> 00:45:19,219
Ooh, we're in a big traffic jam
in the middle of Paris.
1013
00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,805
[cars continue honking]
1014
00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:24,349
Does it say how much longer, guys?
1015
00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:26,268
[honking]
1016
00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:31,356
We are in this crush of traffic.
1017
00:45:31,356 --> 00:45:34,193
We know we're gonna be late.
We feel terrible.
1018
00:45:34,193 --> 00:45:35,903
We don't know what else to do.
1019
00:45:35,903 --> 00:45:38,989
It's, like, one road in
and one road out,
1020
00:45:38,989 --> 00:45:41,658
and it's stopped.
1021
00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,953
Do you wanna text Victoria
and tell her we're sorry we're late?
1022
00:45:44,953 --> 00:45:46,246
No.
1023
00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:48,332
[honking]
1024
00:45:48,332 --> 00:45:52,419
How far is the walk if we walked it?
Just outta curiosity.
1025
00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:57,299
I have such anxiety
because I'm never late.
1026
00:45:57,299 --> 00:45:59,593
I don't like to be late.
I like to be early.
1027
00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:01,345
Yeah, this isn't moving.
1028
00:46:01,345 --> 00:46:04,973
We gave ourselves plenty
of time to get there, over an hour.
1029
00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:08,143
And here we are in this mess.
1030
00:46:08,477 --> 00:46:12,356
And I'm so nervous that
we're not gonna make the show.
1031
00:46:12,356 --> 00:46:14,316
And I know how much
this means to Kim
1032
00:46:14,316 --> 00:46:17,319
because Victoria and Kim
are good friends.
1033
00:46:17,319 --> 00:46:19,321
And Kendall's walking the show.
1034
00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:22,991
[honking]
1035
00:46:25,566 --> 00:46:26,912
[honking]
1036
00:46:38,173 --> 00:46:40,926
[Kendall] Today, I am walking
the Victoria Beckham Show.
1037
00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:42,469
I'm really excited to be here.
1038
00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:44,972
I'm closing the show,
which is also such an honor.
1039
00:46:44,972 --> 00:46:47,641
And I love my look.
I can't wait for everyone to see.
1040
00:46:50,227 --> 00:46:51,812
[Kim]
Are they waiting for us?
1041
00:46:54,273 --> 00:46:56,358
[Kim]
The car ride took us an hour,
1042
00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:58,527
so we're 20 minutes late to the show.
1043
00:46:58,527 --> 00:47:00,612
And I'm not late like that.
1044
00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:04,324
I'm very respectful of people's time
and I feel really bad that we're late.
1045
00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:06,994
[reporters clamoring]
1046
00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:09,538
I'm just stressed out
'cause I just know what's gonna come.
1047
00:47:09,538 --> 00:47:12,541
And for everyone
to then start with this story
1048
00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:15,252
that we held up the show,
"Who do they think they are?"
1049
00:47:15,252 --> 00:47:16,545
And that Anna was mad.
1050
00:47:17,629 --> 00:47:18,964
[Kim]
That we don't like each other.
1051
00:47:18,964 --> 00:47:22,384
I think, if anything, I feel like
we have to be extra on time, early.
1052
00:47:22,384 --> 00:47:25,387
Just not give anyone
a reason to talk shit.
1053
00:47:25,387 --> 00:47:28,640
[♪ upbeat posh music playing]
1054
00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:36,481
Where's Kendall?
Wait a minute, did we miss Kendall?
1055
00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,694
I'm like,
"Maybe Kendall got stuck in traffic."
1056
00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:41,778
What's happening?
1057
00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:52,206
Kendall, I don't want you
to take this personally,
1058
00:47:52,206 --> 00:47:54,124
but I think I should let you know
1059
00:47:54,124 --> 00:47:58,962
that I did not see you walk
because I didn't recognize you.
1060
00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:00,672
It's so horrible.
1061
00:48:01,298 --> 00:48:03,300
[Kendall] My family, my friends,
they didn't recognize me,
1062
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:04,593
but I kind of love that.
1063
00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:06,678
I-I really--
I kind of love it.
1064
00:48:07,596 --> 00:48:11,183
That's, like, kind of always my goal,
is, like, being a chameleon, I guess,
1065
00:48:11,183 --> 00:48:14,937
in the sense of becoming
a different character, I don't know.
1066
00:48:14,937 --> 00:48:18,232
[♪ upbeat music playing]
1067
00:48:25,989 --> 00:48:28,116
She, she closed.
She was the last one.
1068
00:48:28,116 --> 00:48:29,660
So, she was the final look.
1069
00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:33,580
I should.
I need them.
1070
00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:37,960
She's the best.
1071
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,255
I came to support Victoria.
I came to support Kendall.
1072
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:46,260
I love seeing my mom.
I do wish Khloé was here.
1073
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,720
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay, I'll see you later.
1074
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,099
Khloé can be so stuck in a routine.
1075
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:54,393
She's not gonna
meet anyone in carpool.
1076
00:48:54,393 --> 00:48:56,645
She's not gonna
meet anyone at drop off.
1077
00:48:56,645 --> 00:49:00,440
She's only gonna meet people
when she does adult things.
1078
00:49:02,651 --> 00:49:08,740
I think Khloé would be happier if she
wasn't so, like, rigid about a schedule.
1079
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,952
Like, I'm not so stuck on things.
1080
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:14,788
- [crowd shouting]
- [traffic noise]
1081
00:49:18,709 --> 00:49:21,253
Next on, The Kardashians...
1082
00:49:21,253 --> 00:49:23,964
[Kris] Woo! Kendall!
1083
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:28,260
Malika wants to have another kid.
Why not get it from you?
1084
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:30,053
[Rob Kardashian] [over phone]
I can't [bleep] anymore.
1085
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:31,138
What?
1086
00:49:31,138 --> 00:49:32,848
Oh, I've always wanted
to bang ya. Let's do it.
1087
00:49:32,848 --> 00:49:34,141
[laughter]
1088
00:49:36,143 --> 00:49:39,021
[Kris] Tonight is the premiere
of American Horror Story.
1089
00:49:39,021 --> 00:49:41,315
[cheering]
1090
00:49:42,399 --> 00:49:45,485
I can officially apply
for a star on the Walk of Fame!
1091
00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:47,070
[Ryan Murphy]
You were really, really good.
1092
00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:49,531
They called me like, "You think Kim
would wanna do her own show?"
1093
00:49:49,823 --> 00:49:52,159
[bleep], what did I get
myself into? [laughs]
1094
00:49:52,159 --> 00:49:54,203
Can I really pull this off?
1095
00:49:54,203 --> 00:49:55,287
Well!
1096
00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:56,830
- [Kris] Gerry!
- Hello, everyone!
1097
00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:59,374
Kendall is a huge Golden Bachelor fan.
1098
00:49:59,374 --> 00:50:01,460
- Gerry!
- Hi. How are you?
1099
00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:02,544
[Kendall]
Nice to meet you!
1100
00:50:02,544 --> 00:50:04,630
Your house is a circus
because you have a lot
1101
00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:06,215
and you have a lot going on.
1102
00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:10,219
I wanna be more strict,
but I have a hard time saying no.
1103
00:50:10,219 --> 00:50:11,929
Like, Khloé is so tough.
1104
00:50:11,929 --> 00:50:13,639
Have you talked to her about this...
1105
00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:17,059
- No, because she's just very judgmental.
- ...'cause she-- Oh.
1106
00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:19,770
I am a rigid [bleep].
1107
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:23,357
[♪ upbeat music playing]
1108
00:50:41,917 --> 00:50:43,919
♪
1109
00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:01,603
[♪ music fades out]
1110
00:51:03,689 --> 00:51:06,567
- I can't say that, but au revoir.
- [laughter]
1111
00:51:06,567 --> 00:51:09,111
- Are-vwah?
- [producer 2] It's "O."
1112
00:51:09,111 --> 00:51:11,113
- [producer 1] Au revoir.
- [producer 2] Au re-- Au revoir.
1113
00:51:11,113 --> 00:51:14,283
- Hors d'oeuvre. Order-- What?
- [laughter]
1114
00:51:14,283 --> 00:51:16,577
[producer 1]
Maybe it's best you don't go to Paris.
1115
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,206
[bell tolls]