1 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,757 {\an8}This season, on The Kardashians... 2 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,300 Hi, everybody! 3 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:12,679 At the end of the day, beyond all the glitz and the glam, 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,181 we are just one, big, regular family. 5 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,266 that hoe. 6 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,600 Listen, you little brat. 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,685 off. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,689 ♪ I bring drama-ma-ma-ma ♪ 9 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,524 ♪ With my girls in the back ♪ 10 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,860 ♪ Girls in the back, drama ♪ 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,029 I've gotten the partner. I've gotten the manufacturer. 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,531 - I've gotten the funding together. - You're a [bleep] doer, bitch. 13 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,075 Well, I'm saying watch, for years, she's wanted to do this. 14 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:37,662 Yeah. For years, I wanted to [bleep] grow to be 5'8". 15 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:38,872 Oh. 16 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,625 You don't realize that you sometimes have a stick up your ass? 17 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,420 Sisters can be vicious and brutal. 18 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:49,049 You are going through a lot right now and you're taking it out on me. 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,135 And I could, in a way, handle it, but only for so long. 20 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,262 Like, live your [bleep] life. 21 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,472 Get out! 22 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,807 Yeah, [bleep] lazy-ass bitch. 23 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,559 Trust me. This is nothing. 24 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,520 I had my scan. 25 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,982 They found a cyst and, like, a little tumor. 26 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,609 Why is it okay? It's 2024. 27 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,737 Like, to talk about someone's looks so much? 28 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:11,821 Yeah. 29 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:16,242 Your personal life being in the media can make anything 30 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,828 10 times more stressful than what it already is. 31 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:22,332 Like, I've never cried about this before, but I guess it does affect me. 32 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,875 It would affect anyone. 33 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,170 I will get involved when I [bleep] wanna get involved 34 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,589 because nobody will tell me not to get involved 35 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,049 when it comes to one of my kids. 36 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,467 Why are you crying? 37 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:33,968 Just don't think I can do it. 38 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,345 She's not gonna change her mind. 39 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,429 You enable her. 40 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,972 Growing up in the public eye, 41 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:41,684 it's much more magnified and it's much more emotional and scary 42 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:43,561 when you're doing it in front of the whole world. 43 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:47,273 - Woo! - Cheers. 44 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,235 Oh, Mom! I don't have clothes on! 45 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:52,821 Woo! I did it! 46 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,406 It is so [bleep] nice out here. 47 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:56,491 Cheers! 48 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,995 What if you have your baby on Halloween? 49 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,873 - Who wouldn't want Halloween? - You're a better girl than I. 50 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:04,958 We knew that. 51 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,126 She's ready to pop. 52 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,503 What if your water broke, like, right now? 53 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,380 Well, let's not say that 54 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,924 'cause I need to, like, have sex. 55 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,717 I need a martini. 56 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,767 Woo! 57 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,610 Hi, Gypsy. - Hi! 58 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:36,156 Welcome back to Season Five, mother-[bleep]. 59 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:49,878 ♪ Hey ♪ 60 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,630 ♪ Ha ♪ 61 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,302 It's wild. I love being pregnant. 62 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,887 I thought you did. I did. 63 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,305 You did, right? Yeah, I did. 64 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,850 I feel like I still get, like, phantom kicks. 65 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,435 {\an8}I feel like it's empowering. 66 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:09,689 {\an8}It is, and to give birth and then to, like, feed from your breasts? 67 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,983 {\an8}- Yeah. - Like, just milk spurting out everywhere. 68 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,569 {\an8}You know Melissa Kolker has a trick? 69 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:17,488 - No, I can't do it anymore! - Oh, really?! 70 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,908 I could get a good squirt across the room and then-- 71 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,869 Like, a long squirt, more than I could squirt 72 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,537 when I had tons of milk. 73 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,456 It's really good for you. So, like, I would take, like, 74 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,707 a shot of it if I didn't feel well. 75 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,751 I only do plant-based milk, sorry. 76 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,544 Do you drink regular milk? I do. 77 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,504 You would. 78 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:36,591 I would see that. I can see that. 79 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,884 How are you feeling? 80 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:39,928 I feel great. 81 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:46,017 I feel the oxytocin and all the good pregnancy 82 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,602 hormones. 83 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:51,814 I have, like, "pinch me" moments all day long where I'm like, 84 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:54,692 "Wait, we're, like, really having a baby." 85 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,694 {\an8}Hi, baby. 86 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,613 Goin' on stage. I love you. 87 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,657 {\an8}I love you and I hope you have the best show. 88 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,784 - Do you want me to say your prayer? - Sure. 89 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:07,413 Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you keep a wall of fire around Travis. 90 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:14,045 May he have the best show and protect him from the fire and the riser 91 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:19,842 and keep his head clear and his fingers safe 92 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:23,596 and that he has the best show. In Jesus's name. Amen. 93 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,306 Thank you, God. Amen. I love you, babe. 94 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:28,059 - I'll call you after my show. - I love you. Have the best show. 95 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,143 Mwah. 96 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:30,645 How many weeks are you? 97 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,772 Thirty-one and a half. Amazing. 98 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,775 Kourt, do you want to talk about what happened? 99 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,444 Not really. She's like, "No." 100 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:39,862 Um, 101 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,739 - I-- - So, Travis left when? 102 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,366 Uh, two days ago. 103 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:47,495 The scare that happened. Talk us through a little bit of that. 104 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:51,416 We had planned a scan at home, 105 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,877 so that all the kids could see the baby, 106 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:57,714 and Travis was leaving-- about to leave for tour. 107 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:01,217 The doctor who will come to the house to do the scan 108 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:03,886 is a high-risk doctor who's 109 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:07,098 really detailed and thorough at looking for everything. 110 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:11,477 And something caught his eye where he wanted me to see, 111 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,438 um, a couple specialists 112 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,025 and I had to go in for fetal surgery 113 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,819 where, like, they do surgery on the baby, 114 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,529 which was terrifying. 115 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,823 You knew the night before that you were gonna have it 116 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,742 in the morning. That's, like, so stressful. 117 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,493 So stressful. Yeah. And you were, like, 118 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,871 - by yourself? - Yeah, I was like, "Who can take me?" 119 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,456 'Cause they were like, "You can't eat or drink 120 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,082 and someone has to drive you." 121 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:36,252 And then my mom took me and then that's when Travis flew home. 122 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:39,964 The thing that was awful was his Wi-Fi was broken on the plane. 123 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:42,050 Oh, my God. - So, the whole time, 124 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,052 he couldn't get updated. 125 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,763 And you were already in the hospital or you had the procedure? 126 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:50,433 He took off and then I think I had it, like, a couple hours later, 127 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,769 and I was sending him updates and my mom was sending 128 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,354 him updates. And it was going green? 129 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,231 Yeah, and he couldn't get, um, anything 130 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,984 and he kept checking the whole-- every two hours on the plane. 131 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,819 Like, "Can you reset the Wi-Fi?" 132 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:05,156 And they were like, "It broke on the last-- like two flights ago." 133 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:09,494 By the time he got home, I had already had my surgery 134 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,954 'cause it was, like, they had to do it right away. 135 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,539 So, my mom took me to the surgery 136 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,376 and then, Travis, as soon as he landed, 137 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,877 came straight to the hospital 138 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,880 and then took over and slept at the hospital with me. 139 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,298 He loves you so much. 140 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:23,966 Yeah. - It's really, like-- 141 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:27,261 I said to him after, I was like, "You're really my husband." 142 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:28,763 Aww. 143 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,431 But he was, like-- 144 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:32,308 Didn't it feel good to have that partnership, 145 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,476 - though? - Yeah, totally. 146 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,187 Do they know how quickly it manifested itself? 147 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,689 Because don't you get the scans often? It was, it was quick. 148 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,733 Yeah, it was quick. So, you caught it early then. 149 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:44,237 The timing of it was miraculous. Oh, wow. 150 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,823 Like, that, like, saved everything. 151 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,867 I just feel so grateful that, 152 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,869 ya know, how everything played out 153 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:56,082 and for the doctors that really helped to make the best decisions 154 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,167 that really saved our baby. 155 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,546 Dr. Rad was like, "That was a trauma 156 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,549 "and, like, I want you guys to be able to, like, take a second 157 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,926 and know that that was really traumatic." 158 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:11,472 There's some superpower that I have that, 159 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:15,351 in emergency situations, I get really calm 160 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:19,147 and then right when we left I was like, "Okay." 161 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,108 I could take a deep breath, I could cry, I could get it out. 162 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,528 I probably cried more than you cried, [chuckles] um... 163 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:29,115 I just know your whole journey to get here, 164 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,452 you just have such great faith in-in a higher power that 165 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,245 you knew that this was-- 166 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,372 - that you were gonna get pregnant. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:39,584 Like, when everyone was telling you, "No, it can't happen. It can't happen." 168 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,668 The whole thing. 169 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,587 Literally, I feel like I'm having a hot flash. 170 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,547 Oh, my gosh. It's giving me anxiety. 171 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:47,341 So many people, like, they were s-so grateful that 172 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,886 I posted something about it because 173 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:54,724 {\an8}they said so many people don't feel comfortable even telling their friends 174 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,642 or their family members 175 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,437 because they're, like, did they do something wrong, 176 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,563 or different things. 177 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,274 But my doctor's like, "There's nothing that you did wrong. 178 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,151 "It's not age-related. 179 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:09,780 It's, like, just a super rare thing that happened." 180 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,534 But then I was like, after this happened, I was like, 181 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,204 "God's got this. We're good. 182 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:20,833 "This is a miracle and we're just 183 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,835 gonna be super positive." 184 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,214 Your whole journey has just been-- it's a beautiful journey, 185 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,883 but it's really, you know, it's been intense 186 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,469 - and you're at the finish line. - Yeah. 187 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,763 - And you feel good. - I feel good. 188 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,474 But I also felt good, so I'm, like... Yeah. 189 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,768 ...if I don't feel movement for, like, five minutes, 190 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,561 I'm, like, shaking him up. 191 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:45,107 Because of the emergency fetal surgery that I had to have, 192 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,235 I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest 193 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:52,406 because there's... a hole in the amniotic sac 194 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:55,201 from where they had to go in to the surgery. 195 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,453 So, I'm not allowed to drive, 196 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:01,457 I'm not allowed to stand for more than 20 minutes. 197 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,168 I'm really not leaving the house, in other words. 198 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:06,379 Did you guys get my baby shower invite? 199 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,964 Yes. I haven't seen it. 200 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,049 - She never sent it to me. - Oh, it's so cute. 201 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,343 - It's so cute. - Is it supposed to be a surprise, though? 202 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,887 I don't know. I don't know. - Like, the theme and everything? 203 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,681 Yeah, I'm definitely not blowing that. 204 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:20,184 I mean, I gave ideas of, like, just vintage Disney... 205 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,727 Yeah. - ...but I don't know what-- 206 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,604 Okay, so you know it's, like, Disney theme? 207 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:24,897 Yeah. - Okay. 208 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:28,317 My mom was asking me about the food and I was like, 209 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:33,322 "What? There's no mention of pretzels?" Ya know, Mickey Mouse pretzels? 210 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,450 And there's no Disneyland churros? 211 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,411 We have to have those. Those are iconic. 212 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,664 How amazing would that be? She agreed. 213 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:45,167 And then, beyond that, I was like, "You know what? Enjoy." 214 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,920 I know how much she loves to do it 215 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:53,301 and I think it's really one of my lessons in life this year 216 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:57,388 is to not plan, like, overly plan and control. 217 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:01,309 Okay, who wants to move that tray? 'Cause I'm not allowed to move anything. 218 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:10,735 ♪ Bring it on, ring the alarm ♪ 219 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,780 ♪ Don't stop now, just be the champion ♪ 220 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,074 ♪ You want a Maserati? ♪ 221 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,534 ♪ You better work, bitch ♪ 222 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:22,788 Last year, I made a commitment to myself that I was gonna slow down. 223 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,873 Wow. 224 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,083 - Take some time off. - ♪ No time to quit now ♪ 225 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:29,795 I was [bleep] lying to myself 'cause I've never been busier 226 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:33,215 and it's just... it's just who I am. 227 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,885 Being busy and working is my happy place. 228 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:37,970 ♪ You better work, bitch ♪ 229 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,806 I'm in New York. I'm here for just 24 hours 230 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,600 and I've got Paris coming up. 231 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,934 ♪ Live in a big mansion? ♪ 232 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,062 ♪ Party in France? ♪ 233 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,563 ♪ You better work, bitch ♪ 234 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,565 ♪ You better work, bitch ♪ 235 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,567 ♪ You better work, bitch ♪ 236 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,904 Has Kim Kardashian slowed down? 237 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:56,739 No. 238 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,449 ♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪ 239 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,118 I'm running a business, back and forth from meetings 240 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,829 and I'm in law school and on top of that, 241 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:08,000 I'm a mom of four and it is the most important job. 242 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,335 ♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪ 243 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,419 I have a new agent. 244 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:14,256 I sound so Hollywood, but I'm not in that world yet. 245 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:15,883 I have to prove myself. 246 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,843 ♪ Break it down ♪ 247 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,804 How are you going to do it all? 248 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:23,015 I don't know. I'm like, "I don't know." 249 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,225 Love. Wow. 250 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,602 Help me. - ♪ You better work, bitch ♪ 251 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:27,770 S.O.S. 252 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,984 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 253 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:36,070 ♪ [echoes] Yeah ♪ 254 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,581 Hello? 255 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:51,377 Season Five, which means, by the way, 256 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:55,131 if you add in the 20 seasons we did previously 257 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,675 and these five seasons, that's 25 seasons. 258 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:02,888 So, I think somebody should give me a 25th anniversary gift. 259 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,641 How 'bout that? Aren't you glad you brought that up? 260 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,893 Yello! - There you are. 261 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,146 Wow, somebody's lost a lotta weight. 262 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:14,150 - Wearin' my new glasses, I see. - Look at the glasses you bought me! 263 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,568 - Hi. - Oh, is that what you were tellin' 264 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,652 - me about? - Hi. 265 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,154 - Yeah, but I got you some. - You look great! 266 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,947 Scott looks great. 267 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:24,243 And I know that he has really struggled the last year or so. 268 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,287 You're really livin' large these days. 269 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,581 I've gained a lotta weight here 'cause of my back. 270 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:32,334 This is probably the unhealthiest I've seen him. 271 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,212 And I felt like he was not in the best place 272 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,881 and it made me really sad. 273 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,966 Wow, you're really being healthy. 274 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,509 - Lemme show you this trick. - Lemme throw it. 275 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,761 - Lemme throw it. - To me? 276 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,890 Scott. 277 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,725 I get nervous throwin' balls in your face. 278 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,435 I'm used to someone with better aim. 279 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,313 - Alright, you ready? Hello! - Scott. 280 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,398 Listen, I'm not a [bleep] basketball player. 281 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,775 Well, yeah, that's what I'm used to. 282 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,860 - So, are you-- C-Can you not? - Obviously. What are they like? 283 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,196 - Shooting hoops? - Like, throwing balls in my mouth. 284 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:04,784 Season Five, we are back, almost like we never left. 285 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,995 It might feel that way to some. Me. 286 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,580 - Can you do a better job? - Alright, hold on. 287 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:13,125 Everything is really great right now. 288 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,962 I think I'm still shedding my 30s. 289 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,466 I just wanna be with my kids, enjoy my home. 290 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,135 Ha-ha. Yes! 291 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,597 Just dumb, regular-shmegular shit. 292 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,932 How's Mason? 293 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,851 He's great. He's been really unbelievable. 294 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,269 And, like, we're closer than ever. 295 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:36,774 And he's extremely excited 296 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,985 about his new car that you promised him in three years. 297 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,570 - So, he looks-- - Thirty-six months. 298 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,365 - He'll be 14 in, like, two months. - Yeah. 299 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,992 Khloé, you used to drive when you were his same age. 300 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:50,287 But you lied to me and said that I had a government license. 301 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,872 - What?! - So, you're the one who told me that 302 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:55,417 - I was allowed to take the kids to school. - Why-- Wait, what?! 303 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,253 You drove the kids to school 304 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,088 - without a license?! - At 14! 305 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,006 And she said you had a government license? 306 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,342 So, I couldn't drive and... - This is insane. 307 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,593 ...I was a great driver. 308 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:09,682 A government-issued license in the state of California 309 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,268 is something I think I made up. 310 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,771 A government-issued license is... 311 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,356 bullshit. 312 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,024 It was a little bit different back then. 313 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:23,279 Don't judge me... until you've walked in my shoes. 314 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,489 We're all going to jail. 315 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,200 She would've had all of her kids taken away 316 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,286 - if this story came out when we were-- - Totally. Yeah. 317 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,496 Oh, my God. Right. - This one, I used to-- She used to-- 318 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,124 With my "government license" before I could drive, 319 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,544 we would all go out to, like, The Standard, 320 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,628 that hotel. Yeah. 321 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,130 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the Mondrian. 322 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,300 - Mom got shitfaced. - Really? 323 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,510 And she was like-- She-- And it was only her and I. 324 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,596 I'm driving on the freeway, I'm 15, 325 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,222 I'm not, like, qual-- like, 326 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,932 this is a lot for me. Right. 327 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,685 And then she's just ha-- head hangin' out, whatever. 328 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,769 Like, that's not what you're 329 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,354 - supposed to do. - No warning! 330 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,190 All of a sudden, bleh. And we're on the freeway. 331 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,360 - Oh, and it hits the car? - It shoots back-- No, into me! 332 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,778 It comes back into the car?! 333 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,866 And I start crying. I go, "Please! Mom, Mom!" 334 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,285 - And, and she kept throwing up. - You are a role model. 335 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,163 No, listen, she was throwing up, 336 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,916 and I w-- I had this, let me tell you, I know the coat. 337 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:21,086 Kim and her ex-husband, the first one, bought me this coat. 338 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,464 It was the most expensive thing I ever owned. 339 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,299 - It was shearling. - To this day? 340 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,301 It was just-- I remember white shearling. 341 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:31,680 It was navy suede on the outside. That's what I was wearing. 342 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,143 And you can't get acidic throwup out of suede. Okay? 343 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:40,439 I take her home, we pull in, Mom is such a legend. 344 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,359 You know when you go on the house phone, you all call? 345 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,860 - And she goes, "Bruce!" - She all calls. 346 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,947 -"Clean it up!" -"Bruce, I need you to know I threw up 347 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,492 and if we don't clean it now, the paint's gonna peel!" 348 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:56,664 He hosed my jacket down too and R.I.P. to the jacket. 349 00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,459 Have you not seen that bullshit she's doin' right now? 350 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,752 Say whatever you want. 351 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,505 There is this new documentary about our family 352 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:08,509 and apparently, whoever, has been calling 353 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,303 people that have either once been in our lives 354 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,806 or are in our lives to do the documentary 355 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:19,561 and no one really has agreed to do it, except for Caitlyn. 356 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,981 What was it like working with your wife? 357 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,565 Anyway, here we go. 358 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,650 Ugh. 359 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,403 Kris wanted to be more than just a housewife. 360 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,448 Well, shoot me, I wanted to be more than just a housewife. 361 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,158 Okay, so... 362 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,327 kill me. 363 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,998 Caitlyn is completely free to do whatever she wants. 364 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,293 I do find it strange that she would agree to do a documentary 365 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:48,924 that I would imagine isn't trying to paint us in the most beautiful light. 366 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:53,262 I just know she wouldn't like that about her. 367 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,515 I got so many text messages saying like, 368 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,225 "Doesn't that hurt your feelings, 369 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,395 that, like, this is what, you know, your stepdad says about you?" 370 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,689 And it honestly doesn't. 371 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,316 I had such a great stepdad who raised me. 372 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,486 So, like, none of those things that are said, 373 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:13,907 even if twisted or whatever are gonna make me think differently 374 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,160 of, like, the, the life I had. 375 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,328 People have pointed fingers at her over the years 376 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:21,540 as if she was the one that instigated being mean 377 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,542 or being unkind or being this or being that 378 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,378 - or not understanding. - No, she-- People didn't, Caitlyn did. 379 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,464 Caitlyn always made you look like that. Yeah, yeah. 380 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,591 That's what I'm tryin' to say, but even more so now than ever. 381 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,760 Even a few years ago, when she asked for, like, help 382 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,971 with the YouTube channel and she still gave a helping hand. 383 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,056 She still tried to help. 384 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,725 She still went out of her way and now this? 385 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,479 This was my dad for 24 years. Like, it hurts me too. 386 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,689 - I could totally understand that. - And I was very close to Bruce. 387 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,107 Right. Bruce and I-- 388 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,444 I used to lay in bed with him and watch [bleep] Unsolved Mysteries 389 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,279 and all this shit all the time. 390 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,531 - He was an unsolved mystery. - Ugh! [bleep]. 391 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,283 Okay, what are we talkin' about? 392 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,369 Um, I have to go pack for Paris. 393 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,080 So, what are you-- - Are you coming? 394 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,290 What is Paris? Paris Fashion Week. 395 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,375 Oh, my God, I forgot about that. 396 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,919 Are you gonna come? I don't know. 397 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,337 Oh, come on. 398 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,005 It's so chill. Scott's gonna stay there 399 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,132 and take care of the kids, do the carpool. 400 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,967 So much work. You gotta get fitted. 401 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,344 Different outfit for every day. 402 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,387 - Different situations. - No, I'm going for 12 hours. 403 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,848 - For what? - I don't know, 'cause I'm with Kim. 404 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,142 There's a couple things that are holding me back 405 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,853 from wanting to go to Paris. 406 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,691 School has just started and the school routine is a routine 407 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,570 and especially, when Kim told me we're in Paris for 12 hours, 408 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,573 that didn't really seal the deal for me. 409 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:40,702 Kim can fly by the seat of her pants, but it's not me. 410 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,955 Like, I'm not gonna change who I am. 411 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,333 I was like, "You know what, I actually don't care to do this. 412 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,043 I would rather be with my kids." 413 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,505 - I have to go pack. I'm a very busy girl. - You don't pack yourself. 414 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,507 Well, I organize and I-- 415 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,218 So, you throw it out there and you say... 416 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,267 ♪ Now I'm fresh and clean ♪ 417 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,351 ♪ I'm smellin' like a flower ♪ 418 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,477 ♪ And my dress is mean ♪ 419 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,645 ♪ I feel I got the power ♪ 420 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,189 ♪ Have self-esteem, I'm beamin', dreamin' ♪ 421 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,275 ♪ Of the time I'm gonna have a night ♪ 422 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,401 ♪ Where's the party at? ♪ 423 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,361 ♪ I'm gonna take flight ♪ 424 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,779 Hello? 425 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,116 Oh. Hi, it's me! 426 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,243 Todd Kraines. 427 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,745 - Hi! - Hey! 428 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,708 Tristan has just been signed back to the Cleveland Cavaliers. 429 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,459 How are ya? Good, how are you? 430 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,544 Good. 431 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,046 He is about to go to Cleveland in the next couple days 432 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,215 and the bird's leaving the nest. 433 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,636 Go fly, little bird, go fly. Don't come back anytime soon. 434 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,264 How's your day goin'? Good. Packing. 435 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,310 I feel like the past couple years have been, 436 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270 I don't know if traumatic is too big of a word. 437 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,063 It's not. 438 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,691 But I feel like-- Okay. I feel like the past couple years 439 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,695 or maybe the past decade has really been a very 440 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,780 heavy time in my life. 441 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,910 And I don't necessarily get a lot of time to just, like, heal. 442 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,953 I thought you weren't packing a lotta stuff. 443 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,455 Even when you say you're not packin' a lot, 444 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,748 - you still bring a lot. - Oh yeah. 445 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,832 Right? 446 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,667 And so, I am just taking time for me, 447 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,085 and I'm not doing anything special. 448 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,171 I'm not doing anything different, 449 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,757 but I just wanna be in the moment more. 450 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,843 I wanna put my energy into things that make me happy. 451 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,970 How are you feeling about leaving? 452 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,848 I guess it's bittersweet, it's a lot. 453 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,060 Going to Cleveland and-and-and not having Amari there 454 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,353 with me is definitely gonna be tough. 455 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,439 Well, he's better here 'cause this is where his doctors are 456 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,317 and it's better for him to be around family and the kids. 457 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,152 That's gonna be the-- probably the challenging part, 458 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,738 not havin' that team, that-that team at home 459 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,198 to lean on when things get tough. 460 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,617 I don't know if you remember when you first came back here, 461 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,535 - that was a transition for you... - Mm-hmm. 462 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,371 ...not having your basketball routine 463 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,873 and then you're like... "I'm doing this routine?" 464 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,500 Not like it's bad, but you just had to, like, 465 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,294 get reprogrammed into doing that 466 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,838 and then it's basically what you're gonna be doing now. 467 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,049 Like, it's just a reprogramming and... 468 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,469 it's a short time period in the grand scheme of things. 469 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,680 Mm-hmm. Daddy gotta go work. 470 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,848 The move in and all of these changes, 471 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,977 it was still just so overwhelming for me. 472 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,771 Oh, they put the blinds up! Okay, awesome. 473 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,816 And so, now, like, even just when he moved into his house 474 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,986 and I had my home back, I was like, [sigh of relief]. 475 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,696 This is little Tutu's room. 476 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,281 It's so cute. 477 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,660 Now that he's going to Cleveland, I can imagine I'll just feel a relief. 478 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,495 See the picture I have right here? 479 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,957 I don't care who it is. I need a-- I need space. 480 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,419 I mean, we can just combine both houses and just live one, big, happy family. 481 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,629 - No. - Just make a big trail, like a, 482 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,048 like a big tunnel, you know? 483 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,425 - Like a overpass... - Mm-hmm. 484 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,218 ...from here to-to-to your house. 485 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,761 That's normal. - Yeah. 486 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,680 - Like-- - I know, we were a great dynamic duo, 487 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,098 you know, like, peanut butter and jelly? 488 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,350 You know I'm always gonna come with these: fire and ice... 489 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,270 salt and pepper... 490 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,732 Batman and Robin. 491 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,943 Like, come on, let's just-- You know where I stand. 492 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,404 Are you just naming, like, random two things? 493 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,572 Yeah. 494 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,158 Sometimes I hate how much I have to think 495 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:10,537 and be on guard to not do anything that might 496 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,790 ever give a glimmer that there's hope. 497 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,875 M'kay. 498 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,711 Thank you. 499 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,423 Okay, thank you. You gotta let go. 500 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,427 Don't walk so close to me. 501 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,429 I believe it was season 2, 502 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,807 that you said once they get in, they never leave. 503 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,476 Yep. They really don't. 504 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,604 They just don't leave, even when you ask them to. 505 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,189 They just keep stayin'. 506 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:42,986 Well... 507 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,364 alright. 508 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,534 It's never gonna end. 509 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,619 Bye. 510 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,593 - Your dress is amazing. - Okay, I'm excited to see. 511 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:07,803 And I would love you to try it-- 512 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,304 Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 513 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,181 Season 5. 514 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,642 Season Five. Welcome back. 515 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,894 How's it goin'? - It's goin' great. 516 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:16,978 Talk a little bit about that. 517 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:19,940 You feel like you're managing anxiety better in your life? 518 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,024 I wanna say something. 519 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:24,403 I feel like I am, obviously, the most boring sister, 520 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,614 but, like, [laughing] genuinely, like, I watched the show back 521 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:30,242 and I'm just like, "I talk about the same thing 522 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,535 over and over again." 523 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,911 I'm always talkin' 'bout my baby horse, 524 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,747 my [bleep] horses, and then, like, uh, my anxiety. 525 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,291 The type of anxiety that I suffer from. 526 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,252 Lot of anxiety in settings like this. 527 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,295 That's my horse right here, the mixed colored one. 528 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,965 I'm having a baby... horse. 529 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,468 "Boring" is a really negative word, that's for sure, 'cause I'm not boring, 530 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,095 and ask any one of my best friends. 531 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,347 I am a good time, 'kay? 532 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,849 - It's gonna be fun. I'm excited! - Yeah. 533 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,017 I am in Paris for Fashion Week. 534 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,727 Oh my God, it's done. 535 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,604 I'm excited, perfect. It's supposed to be 536 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,689 super long. 537 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,649 I am walking the Victoria Beckham Show. 538 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,609 We have a L'Oréal fashion show. 539 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:05,694 You like? 540 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,904 And tonight, I have dinner with Kylie, 541 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,322 which I'm excited about. 542 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:11,616 I really love alone time with Kylie. 543 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,118 I think we're both pretty busy, 544 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,036 so when we get to have these one-on-one moments, 545 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,746 it's always really special. 546 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,207 I know, you really did your thing, guys. 547 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,751 Right? I mean, only the best for you. 548 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:22,836 Thank you. 549 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,596 This [bleep] whore just made me wait for an hour. 550 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,097 Just have to take a selfie really quick. 551 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,808 No, no, seriously, 552 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,269 I look really good right now. 553 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,521 Hot. 554 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,316 Anyway, what, what were you saying? 555 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,652 Hi, Season Five. It feels good to be back. 556 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,446 I haven't sat in this chair in a while. 557 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,947 What are you laughing at? 558 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,492 She just made me wait for an hour 559 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,786 in her hotel room for her to do a photo shoot. 560 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,079 Whatever! 561 00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,082 - And now we are finally on our way. - It's Fashion Week! 562 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,002 Well, you could've done your photo shoot after dinner! 563 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,171 - But Kendall-- - And, and had some consideration 564 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,049 - for my time. - Oh, oh, that's gonna be really hard. 565 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,399 Did you try this? This is so yum. 566 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,652 - Are they hearts? - Are they hearts? 567 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:29,945 Yeah. - So cute. 568 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,655 Oh, my God! So cute. 569 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,991 How's everything with everything? 570 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:38,662 My drama is that I went to the Dolce & Gabbana show. 571 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,121 They wanted me to, like, walk out 572 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,498 - right before the show. - Mm-hmm. 573 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,791 I was having the best time. 574 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,293 I was, like, taking pictures, I was just chatting with everyone. 575 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,378 Hi! 576 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,047 Then, as I walked out, Kendall, 577 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,590 and I saw everyone sitting, 578 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:53,343 - then I realized, "Oh, shit." - Everyone's gonna say, yeah. 579 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,513 "Everyone sitting here for the last hour is gonna think 580 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,765 - that they were waiting for me." - Yeah, yeah. 581 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,350 The show started, it's fine. 582 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,603 And then, then, of course, all these reporters that are there 583 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,021 start going on TikTok and like, 584 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,065 "Well, then, like, you know, this is how the Dolce show went 585 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,859 "and Kylie held the show up for 47 minutes. 586 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,528 We're all waiting there for Kylie." 587 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:12,862 And I'm like... [gasps]. 588 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,365 Bonding with Kendall is the best. 589 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:20,662 I'm just so grateful to have a sister so close in age to me. 590 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,163 I mean, she's, like, really old. 591 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:26,042 We accept each other for who we are. Opposites attract. 592 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:29,963 That is true. And we're just a good team. 593 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:32,966 Kendall. 594 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,900 Can I get one that says "Kris"? 595 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,402 Absolutely. 596 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,656 This is so cute. I can't take it. 597 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,409 Thank you, guys. 598 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:01,786 Alright. 599 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:07,000 I am so excited for Kourtney to see what we've done for her baby shower. 600 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,084 Hi! 601 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,669 Kourtney's favorite thing is Disney 602 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,131 and we've been going to Disneyland since Kourtney was born, 603 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,760 so this is a very special place in Kourtney's heart. 604 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,303 I'm gonna get those hats done. 605 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,096 - Okay. Okay. - I'll be right back. 606 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,891 So, I thought I'd bring Disneyland to her 607 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,477 for her baby shower and do it in my backyard. 608 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:29,022 A little Chrome Hearts stroller never hurt anybody. 609 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,233 Listen, I'll have a baby shower today. 610 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:35,695 I'm having a-a ball, by the way. 611 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,991 And we have our family tradition of the baby bookcase. 612 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,077 So, we just filled that up with books. 613 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,578 This is so cute. 614 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,832 Oh, Kourtney just FaceTimed me. 615 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,549 [over phone] Hey, Mom. - Hi, sweetheart. 616 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,385 You're not gonna believe this, 617 00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,970 but I tested positive for Covid. 618 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,264 Oh no! 619 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,602 Unbelievable. 620 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:11,439 Can you please ask Mindy to come in? 621 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,858 Can she come in here right away? 622 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,902 It's important. 623 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,987 Wait, stand over there... 624 00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,407 - because... - Yeah? 625 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,910 ...Kourtney isn't able to come to the shower. 626 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,830 {\an8}- Seriously? - Yeah, she's not coming. 627 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,998 {\an8}Is she sick? 628 00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:30,709 She has Covid. 629 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,878 The morning of my baby shower, 630 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,881 I woke up and tested positive for Covid, 631 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,300 right when I was about to start getting ready. 632 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,302 I want to cry. 633 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:44,013 - I mean, it's just... - I know. 634 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,183 ...you've done such a beautiful job, 635 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:50,687 and it's just hitting me that-- I'm like, "Are you [bleep] kidding?" 636 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,774 You always have the best attitude. I didn't know who else to tell. 637 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,609 I wanna hug you, but I was with her too. 638 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,862 I'm just gonna keep my distance. Right. 639 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,989 I'm gonna get tested. And Travis has it too? 640 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,532 Or no? Travis has Covid. 641 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,617 I'm, I'm kinda- I'm, like-- I'm shaking. 642 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,703 I'm so-- I just want Kourtney to be okay. 643 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:10,206 She's a high-risk pregnancy. This is really crazy. 644 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:15,754 I was just wanting to make her happy. So... dang! 645 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,255 I don't know why I'm emotional, 646 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:21,301 but I just want her to be okay and I'm a little worried. 647 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,687 [over phone] Travis is gonna pick me up 'cause I can't drive. 648 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,022 Right. 649 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,107 I didn't know what to do and my mom was like, 650 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,610 "Well, you have to come see the baby shower. 651 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,196 Like, you have to see what's going on over here." 652 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,405 So I did. 653 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,949 So, we were just gonna both come see it be-- 654 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,535 hopefully, before people come, we're gonna come now. 655 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,454 - Okay. - I don't know if you want us 656 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,791 to get outside of the car and come see it and wear masks? 657 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,794 Yeah. Get out of the car and then wear a mask 658 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,588 - and come to the front door. - Okay. 659 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:03,426 The first part of Travis's European tour is over 660 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:08,640 and he flies home and we test him for Covid. 661 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,143 He wants to test. He's negative. 662 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,896 Okay, I'll see you in 10 minutes. 663 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,315 - Okay, I'll see you soon, bye. - O-Okay, bye. 664 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,235 We make out for six hours 665 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:24,030 and then, I feel that he is hot. 666 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,908 Like, his head feels very warm. 667 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,077 But not because of making out. 668 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:32,121 Not-Not a making out type of warm, like, a really warm. 669 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:36,459 And then he tests positive for Covid. 670 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:40,213 The shower starts in 20 minutes, right? I know. Uh-huh. 671 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:44,467 So, I think it's crazy to call 50 guests 672 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:47,428 or a hundred people and go, "Don't come." 673 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:51,224 I think they'll have fun-- With all this beautiful food 674 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,393 and everything going on here that you guys have worked 675 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,894 for two days putting it together. 676 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,230 I think everybody comes by, has breakfast. 677 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,607 Yes. - Some things you just 678 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,651 don't have any control of. 679 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:06,072 And the most important thing today is Kourtney's health 680 00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,783 and making sure her and the baby are okay. 681 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:13,705 Is that them?! Okay, we're ready! 682 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,917 Okay. Start singing. Here they come. They're right there. 683 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,838 ♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪ 684 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,131 Oh, my gosh. 685 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,216 ♪ Hello, my baby ♪ 686 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,135 ♪ Hello, my honey ♪ 687 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,722 ♪ Hello, my ragtime, ragtime gal ♪ 688 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,432 We really didn't know what to do. 689 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,726 If we should separate or what. 690 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:38,521 - Aww. - ♪ Baby, my heart's on fire ♪ 691 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:42,901 I stayed in the guest room and we FaceTimed all night. 692 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:49,282 But I think that first six hours of just making out was like, "I got Covid." 693 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,577 Aw, look at the "Baby Barker". It's like Disneyland. 694 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,371 ♪ Tell me, I'm... ♪ 695 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,041 So cute. - Thank you. Congratulations. 696 00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,751 Thank you! 697 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,503 Looks so good. Thank you. 698 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:07,884 This is so cute. They have, like, the little Mickey things. 699 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,470 Babe, the most important part right here. 700 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,430 The churros? The churro station. 701 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,349 I told my mom she had to have that. 702 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,267 It was Disney-themed. 703 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,561 Oh, my God, look at the cake. 704 00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,688 So cute. The pretzels are so cute! 705 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,816 I needed pretzels and churros and I got them both. 706 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,276 I need a pretzel. 707 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,986 Definitely indulges in that. 708 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,155 Mom, this is crazy! 709 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,574 I feel like we just need to do it again. 710 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:32,659 Okay. 711 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:33,868 Hi mom. 712 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,621 {\an8}Hi, is this the cutest? Yeah. 713 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,539 Hi, Penelope. Hello. 714 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,832 Did you see the cake, babe? 715 00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,126 Oh, I didn't. Oh, my gosh. 716 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,712 {\an8}This is the cutest ever, Mom. 717 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,798 {\an8}I'm not allowed to get near you. 718 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,716 {\an8}Oh, my gosh! 719 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,763 This is the longest that I haven't been to Disneyland... 720 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,267 and so my mom, basically, brought Disneyland to me. 721 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,231 {\an8}It's, like, couldn't be a more perfect shower for me and Travis. 722 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,948 Let's just sit here and then we'll tell everyone 723 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,700 not to sit here after us. 724 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,619 This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. 725 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,914 Can those guys come to my house later and just sing to me? 726 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,207 'Cause I love those little men. 727 00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:22,500 We'll send them over. Yeah. 728 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,379 This baby shower that my mom put together is so adorable. 729 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,007 {\an8}It's so Kourtney. It is perfect. 730 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,133 One on each lap. 731 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:35,179 My mom thought about every little thing. 732 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,016 Everything in Kourtney's eyes that she would want and love. 733 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,143 How cute is this Wishing Tree? 734 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,770 And I believe that love is in the details. 735 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,855 Hi! 736 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,898 Hi, how are you? - Happy Sunday! 737 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,191 Yes, very exciting. 738 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,360 She's like, "Yes." 739 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,987 They're over there in their cage. 740 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:55,116 I'm not even hungry, but I needed to have this. 741 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,743 I think you can stay right here, babe, 742 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:59,412 and have people come in and... you just, like-- 743 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,831 You're almost like a Disney character, you just sit here and wave. 744 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,750 Oh, my gosh! 745 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,377 We gotta do them all over again. 746 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,837 How cute is this? 747 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,131 It's the cutest thing I've ever seen. How cute is it? 748 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:13,634 I was, like, should we redo it at my house in, like, two weeks? 749 00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,344 Yes. And just have Mindy 750 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,722 - bring everything there? - Yeah, just keep everything ready to go. 751 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,266 They have Mickey pretzels with cheese. 752 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:23,186 That was my one request. You look cute. 753 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,480 I did my own glam. Wait, really? 754 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,231 Oh. - Well, I made glam leave 755 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,567 'cause I tested right when they got there. 756 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,944 We're outside. You're far. 757 00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,529 Yeah. - You're fine. 758 00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,615 Now that we're here at the shower, 759 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:40,828 everyone is telling us to stay, and there's two chairs and a table 760 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:44,248 that are so perfect, that are far away from everyone 761 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:48,711 where I feel like we're the king and queen of Covid. 762 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,004 I'm gonna feed you cheese. 763 00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,298 Mm-mm, don't you dare. 764 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,383 Never. 765 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:01,849 Everyone felt comfortable because we're outside 766 00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:05,645 and everyone wants us to enjoy our baby shower. 767 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,188 I got it this morning. 768 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:10,024 {\an8}Wow, I really almost came over there. 769 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,610 We can do peak and pit from the far away. 770 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,529 Yeah, we can do peak and pit, should we get a megaphone? 771 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,447 No. I love you. 772 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,658 Thank you for coming. Of course. Love you. 773 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,284 Thank you for coming. - Bye, you guys. 774 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,994 - Thank you for coming. Bye, Pierce. - Congratulations. 775 00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,454 Hey! 776 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,248 Is that the distance we get? 777 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:26,999 I told her she can't say hi to you. 778 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,794 We get to sit here. I said, thank God Travis came. 779 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,712 Imagine if I was here by myself? 780 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,214 Can we have a sign like at the zoo 781 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,799 when it tells you what kind of animal it is? 782 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,051 Covid? -"Has Covid." 783 00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,470 You can come a little closer. 784 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,305 - We're good. - You look cute. 785 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,391 Thank you. So do you. 786 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,852 This is, like, perfect for you guys, in your castle. 787 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:49,272 Ah! Shit! 788 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,524 My God! 789 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,068 We're gonna have a toast, everyone! 790 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,987 - Hi, guys! - Hi! 791 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,407 We all wanna congratulate Kourtney and Travis 792 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,034 for their beautiful, beautiful angel 793 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:05,204 that's gonna be here in a couple weeks now. 794 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,665 It could be tomorrow. It could be in two weeks. 795 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,500 - Let's hope for five. - Five weeks. 796 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,460 Okay, five-week countdown. 797 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:15,423 We are just so happy to be here and to see that your love flourish 798 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,966 and that what your love created. 799 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:20,761 Real genuine love and a little angel that's coming soon. 800 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,347 Number 13 for the family. 801 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,642 - Mom has been crying all day. - Wow! Lucky number 13. 802 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,394 - That's right. - 'Kay, your turn. 803 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:33,441 Oh! You guys, we're just praying for a healthy and happy delivery. 804 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:36,360 We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky. 805 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,905 Oh... announced the name. 806 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,199 I don't think you were supposed to say-- Baby-- 807 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,117 That was just-- That's-- 808 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:48,956 What I meant was, what I meant was it's gonna be a very rocky day... 809 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:53,211 Come on, Mom. We've been hiding names and bumps 810 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,172 and pregnancies and marriages and everything for years. 811 00:36:56,172 --> 00:37:00,593 And at grandchild 13, are you, like, losing it at this point? 812 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:03,179 Like, how do you let it slip? How do you say the name? 813 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,765 I would just say, um, just to add to that, 814 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:09,518 if his name is Rocky... 815 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:13,814 {\an8}it's so fitting because he's such a fighter and so are you guys. 816 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,524 And we love you. And he's a rock star. 817 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,026 Yes. - Here, here! 818 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:20,112 Long live Kourtney and Travis and baby! 819 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,907 Cheers! 820 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,662 Mm. He's moving, right at that time. 821 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,997 Well, note to self, won't tell you any kids names 822 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,958 anytime movin' forward. 823 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,502 This is so perfect. Thank you, Mom. 824 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,295 It's so thoughtful. 825 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,506 - Thank you! - Okay, you guys. 826 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,800 And can you imagine if you didn't see all of this, babe? 827 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,885 Yeah. No, we had to see it. This is so cool. 828 00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:43,970 Is this exhausting? 829 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,472 It is exhausting. I'm, like, outta breath. 830 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:47,765 Yeah. 831 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:49,934 Are you? 832 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,478 You're not growing a baby. No. 833 00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:55,439 I wish I could do this for you. Mm. 834 00:37:55,439 --> 00:38:01,904 I think it all turned out, after all, at the happiest place on earth. 835 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:04,740 So, you know, there's always a happy ending. 836 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:08,286 There might be a lotta drama, as usual, 837 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,872 but at the end of the day, there's always a happy ending. 838 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:13,749 And it's always about family. 839 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,591 - ♪ Who run the world? ♪ - ♪ Girls ♪ 840 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,844 ♪ Body like a goddess, heaven sent, I'm woman ♪ 841 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,637 ♪ Queen, you know what I mean? ♪ 842 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,389 ♪ Watch out world, I'm comin' ♪ 843 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,682 ♪ Make life, break lives ♪ 844 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,934 ♪ Guess who's back in the house... ♪ 845 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,019 ♪ Cream of the crop ♪ 846 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,854 ♪ You do not know her, so please watch your mouth ♪ 847 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,689 ♪ We're takin' over, I'm queen, better bow ♪ 848 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,524 ♪ I'm here and I'm now... ♪ 849 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,235 I hope I fall asleep. 850 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,322 - Are you tired? - Not yet. 851 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,906 You can just hang out with me. 852 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,825 - We can gossip. - I know, but I have to sleep 853 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,411 'cause I have to work as soon as we land. Yeah. Just kidding. 854 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:54,832 My mom, Corey and I are going to Paris. 855 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,916 I mean, it's Fashion Week. 856 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:59,587 There is just so much going on that I'm so excited about. 857 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,088 Thank you. 858 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,257 Ooh. Thank you for doing that. Thank you, thank you. 859 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,426 Here, take that, take that. 860 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,511 - Here you go, babe. - Thank you. 861 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:11,140 Alright, guys. Here's to an amazing trip to Paris 862 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,892 - with a little-- - Twenty-four hours in Paris. 863 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,769 Do you wanna know where I'm going? 864 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,897 So, I go to New York, six hours... 865 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:21,609 to Paris for 15 hours, 866 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,487 to Atlantic City, to Milan. 867 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,697 My plane's gonna go home, pick up my kids... 868 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,407 When people are like, "Why do you work so much?" 869 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:29,992 Like, "Okay, yeah, that's my vice, 870 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,453 but what else do you want me to be doing?" 871 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:35,539 So, I'm actually gonna have them drop me off in Milan. 872 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,832 Do you want me to be doing drugs? 873 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:40,211 Like, if I'm addicted to working and being busy, 874 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,630 I don't think that's the worst thing. 875 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,424 Then I have to go to Washington, D.C. 876 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,343 How about, "Let me do what I wanna do. 877 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,136 You do you, I'll do me." 878 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:52,306 So, that is how many places in about four days? 879 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,225 - A lotta places. - Well, here's to your sanity. 880 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,518 - Five days. - That's impressive. 881 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,436 Here's to safety, and, uh, uh, good energy. 882 00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,146 - And a-a positive mind. - Good energy-- 883 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,148 - Here's to Paris, guys, to Paris. - Paris. 884 00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:07,238 Um, you wanted this bed? 885 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,533 No, I don't, I don't care where I go. 886 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,244 You guys wanted that second bed. 887 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,328 - Sure. - The double bed. 888 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,372 Yeah, that was supposed to be for Khloé, right? 889 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,083 Oh. I was like, "Who wanted this one?" 890 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,710 Khloé is unbearable these days. 891 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:25,047 Khloé's not coming, and honestly, she's just not feeling it. 892 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,715 When you're not feeling it, 893 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:30,302 there's nothing that could force you to come and have a good time. 894 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:33,472 Like, you will just be miserable. I'm not in the mood to deal. 895 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,143 Kourtney is at the very end of her pregnancy. 896 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:40,229 I feel like someone has to be here, even for all the kids. 897 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:43,649 Like, God forbid there's a natural disaster. 898 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,067 I just feel like somebody has to be here. 899 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:48,154 I know I'm an overthinker. I know I'm insane. 900 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,030 Welcome to my mind. 901 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,450 She needs to get out and live her life. 902 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,161 All arrows are pointing towards misery. 903 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,706 She feels guilty for leaving and she just should be home. 904 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,207 Au revoir! 905 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:01,625 Ha! 906 00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,105 Thirty-minute countdown. 907 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,192 Hey! 908 00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:32,406 Hey! Wait, is this Kylie? No, Kim. 909 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,908 - Oh! - Hi! 910 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,993 I saw Ariel and I was like, "Wait, what?" 911 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,495 - Hey! - Wait, are you walking in 912 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,579 - the Victoria Show? - Yeah. 913 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,872 - Sorry. Hi. - Hi, babe. How you doin'? 914 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,040 - You alright? - Good. How are you? 915 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,292 Isn't it starting soon-ish? 916 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:44,960 5:30. I love that you're walking 917 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,504 in all the shows right now. 918 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,256 When do you leave? In the morning? Tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. 919 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,300 Um, and then you go home? 920 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:54,553 I'm actually gonna go to New York for a day. 921 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,472 Kim is only here for 12 hours. 922 00:41:56,472 --> 00:42:00,601 And I don't know why. Like, God bless her soul. 923 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:05,481 I have so much respect for the level of give a [bleep] that she has 924 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:10,110 and flying around to all these places and more power to her, for sure. 925 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,781 But I just could never, like, it's so much. 926 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:17,952 Why is everyone so concerned that I work a lot? 927 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,871 Everyone just has a different idea of what success is 928 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,289 and looks like to them. 929 00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:25,751 And I think you just should be, like, nonjudgmental of what that is. 930 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,169 It could look like anything. 931 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,088 I worry about her. I really do. 932 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:33,300 I think about her often in the sense of I want her to take a break. 933 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,718 Are you here tomorrow? 934 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,886 - Yeah. - What are you-- Are you-- 935 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:39,765 Do you have stuff tomorrow night... at, like, 6:00 p.m.? 936 00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,684 I don't know. What, what is-- What's happening? 937 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:44,270 Because Ashleya, Kelsey, me, Hailey, 938 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,021 like, everyone's coming over and we're gonna watch 939 00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,065 The Golden Bachelor if you wanna watch with us. 940 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,358 Oh, stop it! Yeah. 941 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,068 What time? Si-- We were gonna 942 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,987 watch it at six. Wait, you're gonna watch what? 943 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,488 Golden Bachelor tomorrow. 944 00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:56,782 You're leaving, right? Ugh, I'm dying to see it. 945 00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:59,076 I'm so excited! You guys are finally 946 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,620 - on my Bachelor bandwagon? - You know, shut up! 947 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,789 I've been on The Bachelor with you for years. 948 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,207 - I know. - You used to make me watch it 949 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:06,292 when I was little. 950 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,751 That's what I'm gonna watch on the plane. 951 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,628 It's on Hulu! You can get it on Hulu. 952 00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:10,713 You just download it. 953 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:14,383 Do you remember when we used to come to Paris 954 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,595 - and I used to get you oatmeal and pasta? - Oh, we're doing this right now? 955 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,597 - Yeah. - We're d-- We're getting sentimental? 956 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:20,889 Yeah. - Okay. 957 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:24,101 And now you have your own room. You're all grown up. 958 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,228 Oh, my God, Kendall, have you seen the show-- 959 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,814 Is it, like, Sexual Attraction or something? 960 00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:30,566 Naked Attraction. Naked Attraction. 961 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,568 - It's insane. It's pornography. - It's insane. 962 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,570 No. What is it? 963 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:35,654 Is it reality? 964 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,364 No, they, like-- You-- They judge them by 965 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:40,868 their, like, naked bodies and they-- Stop. I love stuff like this. 966 00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:43,078 No, no no, I have to show you a clip. Here, wait. 967 00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:44,371 Okay. Come back in here-- 968 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:47,916 Sorry, I'm so popular. Everybody wants to talk to me. 969 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,419 You're my only friend in here. 970 00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:51,879 Kendall, come here! 971 00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,049 Wait, no! She's mine! 972 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,717 God! I'm being summoned here. 973 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:59,219 - I just want you for more than-- - I'll be right back. 974 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,722 What is happening? God. 975 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:07,186 I feel so desired in this very moment and I love it. 976 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,605 Um, no, I'm kidding. I mean, I'm not kidding, 977 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,691 but everybody loves feeling a little desire. 978 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,861 What about the one where you find your family?! 979 00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:18,530 I'm more afraid to keep my mom waiting, for sure. 980 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,240 Kendall, they zoom in. 981 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,409 - Shut-- This is on TV? - Yeah. 982 00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:25,329 Wait, Kendall, come back here! I have no one to talk to! 983 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,331 - Look at this vagina on the girl's-- - No! 984 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,083 We're like, "What the [bleep] is this?" 985 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,627 Kendall, I'm lonely! 986 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:34,922 That is crazy. I need to watch this show. 987 00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:39,510 - I'm back. - Kim and I'll be there tonight... 988 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,221 Yup. - ...to watch 989 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,224 bringing her family to work day. 990 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,308 Indeed. 991 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:49,520 Indeed. I do actually have to leave, though. 992 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,230 {\an8}I won't see you, but you'll see me. 993 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,981 {\an8}Good luck! Thanks! 994 00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,405 - Oh, my God! - I didn't even get no pictures with you. 995 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,031 Oh, my God, Kim. 996 00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:03,492 - Thank you. - That is stunning. 997 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:07,121 {\an8}♪ Ooh, blame it on my attitude ♪ 998 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:11,041 {\an8}♪ Blame it, blame it, blame it on my attitude ♪ 999 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:19,216 Ooh, we're in a big traffic jam in the middle of Paris. 1000 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,346 {\an8}Does it say how much longer, guys? 1001 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:31,353 We are in this crush of traffic. 1002 00:45:31,353 --> 00:45:34,189 We know we're gonna be late. We feel terrible. 1003 00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:35,899 We don't know what else to do. 1004 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,986 It's, like, one road in and one road out, 1005 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,655 and it's stopped. 1006 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,950 Do you wanna text Victoria and tell her we're sorry we're late? 1007 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,243 No. 1008 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:52,416 {\an8}How far is the walk if we walked it? Just outta curiosity. 1009 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:57,296 {\an8}I have such anxiety because I'm never late. 1010 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,590 I don't like to be late. I like to be early. 1011 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,341 Yeah, this isn't moving. 1012 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:04,970 We gave ourselves plenty of time to get there, over an hour. 1013 00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:08,140 And here we are in this mess. 1014 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:12,352 And I'm so nervous that we're not gonna make the show. 1015 00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:14,313 And I know how much this means to Kim 1016 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:17,316 because Victoria and Kim are good friends. 1017 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,318 And Kendall's walking the show. 1018 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:21,278 We're so late. 1019 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,830 I haven't seen Kendall walk in so long... 1020 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:32,956 ...in person. 1021 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:36,293 You're not gonna miss her so just... just relax. 1022 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,923 Today, I am walking the Victoria Beckham Show. 1023 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,466 I'm really excited to be here. 1024 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,968 I'm closing the show, which is also such an honor. 1025 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,638 And I love my look. I can't wait for everyone to see. 1026 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,809 Are they waiting for us? 1027 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,186 No but the line is like crazy to get there. 1028 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,355 The car ride took us an hour, 1029 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,524 so we're 20 minutes late to the show. 1030 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,609 And I'm not late like that. 1031 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:04,321 I'm very respectful of people's time and I feel really bad that we're late. 1032 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,535 I'm just stressed out 'cause I just know what's gonna come. 1033 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:12,538 And for everyone to then start with this story 1034 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:15,249 that we held up the show, "Who do they think they are?" 1035 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,543 And that Anna was mad. Hi. 1036 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,961 That we don't like each other. 1037 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:22,381 I think, if anything, I feel like we have to be extra on time, early. 1038 00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:25,384 Just not give anyone a reason to talk shit. 1039 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:36,478 Where's Kendall? Wait a minute, did we miss Kendall? 1040 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,691 I'm like, "Maybe Kendall got stuck in traffic." 1041 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:41,775 What's happening? 1042 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:52,202 Kendall, I don't want you to take this personally, 1043 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,121 but I think I should let you know 1044 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:58,959 that I did not see you walk because I didn't recognize you. 1045 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,669 It's so horrible. 1046 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,297 My family, my friends, they didn't recognize me, 1047 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:04,590 but I kind of love that. 1048 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,675 I-I really-- I kind of love it. 1049 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:11,179 That's, like, kind of always my goal, is, like, being a chameleon, I guess, 1050 00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:14,933 in the sense of becoming a different character, I don't know. 1051 00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:23,317 Did she walk out the whole time? 1052 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,861 'Cause my mom and I were like "We missed Kendall." 1053 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:28,113 {\an8}She, she closed. She was the last one. 1054 00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,573 {\an8}So, she was the final look. 1055 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,700 I feel like you should get a big pair of glasses. 1056 00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:33,493 I should. I need them. 1057 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:36,580 She is so sweet and kind to everyone. 1058 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:37,956 She's the best. 1059 00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:41,251 I came to support Victoria. I came to support Kendall. 1060 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:46,256 I love seeing my mom. I do wish Khloé was here. 1061 00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,717 - I'm gonna go. - Okay, I'll see you later. 1062 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,095 Khloé can be so stuck in a routine. 1063 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,389 She's not gonna meet anyone in carpool. 1064 00:48:54,389 --> 00:48:56,642 She's not gonna meet anyone at drop off. 1065 00:48:56,642 --> 00:49:00,437 She's only gonna meet people when she does adult things. 1066 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:08,737 I think Khloé would be happier if she wasn't so, like, rigid about a schedule. 1067 00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:11,949 Like, I'm not so stuck on things. 1068 00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:21,249 {\an8}Next on, The Kardashians... 1069 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,961 Woo! Kendall! 1070 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:28,256 {\an8}Malika wants to have another kid. Why not get it from you? 1071 00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:30,050 I can't [bleep] anymore. 1072 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,134 What? 1073 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:32,844 Oh, I've always wanted to bang ya. Let's do it. 1074 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:39,017 Tonight is the premiere of American Horror Story. 1075 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,482 I can officially apply for a star on the Walk of Fame! 1076 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:47,067 You were really, really good. 1077 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,528 They called me like, "You think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 1078 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,155 , what did I get myself into? 1079 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,199 Can I really pull this off? 1080 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:55,283 Well! 1081 00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:56,827 Gerry! - Hello, everyone! 1082 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,371 Kendall is a huge Golden Bachelor fan. 1083 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:01,456 - Gerry! - Hi. How are you? 1084 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,541 Nice to meet you! 1085 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,626 Your house is a circus because you have a lot 1086 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,211 and you have a lot going on. 1087 00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:10,215 I wanna be more strict, but I have a hard time saying no. 1088 00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:11,925 Like, Khloé is so tough. 1089 00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,635 Have you talked to her about this... 1090 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:17,055 - No, because she's just very judgmental. - ...'cause she-- Oh. 1091 00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:19,766 I am a rigid [bleep]. 1092 00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,560 Au revoir. 1093 00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:06,563 I can't say that, but au revoir. 1094 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:09,107 Are-vwah? It's "O." 1095 00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:11,109 Au revoir. Au re-- Au revoir. 1096 00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:14,279 Hors d'oeuvre. Order-- What? 1097 00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,573 Maybe it's best you don't go to Paris.