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{\an8}This season, on The Kardashians...
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Hi, everybody!
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At the end of the day,
beyond all the glitz and the glam,
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we are just one, big, regular family.
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that hoe.
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Listen, you little brat.
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off.
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♪ I bring drama-ma-ma-ma ♪
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♪ With my girls in the back ♪
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♪ Girls in the back, drama ♪
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I've gotten the partner.
I've gotten the manufacturer.
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- I've gotten the funding together.
- You're a [bleep] doer, bitch.
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Well, I'm saying watch,
for years, she's wanted to do this.
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Yeah. For years, I wanted
to [bleep] grow to be 5'8".
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Oh.
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You don't realize that you sometimes
have a stick up your ass?
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Sisters can be vicious and brutal.
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You are going through a lot right now
and you're taking it out on me.
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And I could, in a way,
handle it, but only for so long.
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Like, live your [bleep] life.
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Get out!
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Yeah, [bleep] lazy-ass bitch.
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Trust me.
This is nothing.
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I had my scan.
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They found a cyst
and, like, a little tumor.
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Why is it okay? It's 2024.
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Like, to talk about
someone's looks so much?
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Yeah.
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Your personal life being
in the media can make anything
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10 times more stressful
than what it already is.
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Like, I've never cried about this before,
but I guess it does affect me.
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It would affect anyone.
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I will get involved
when I [bleep] wanna get involved
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because nobody will tell
me not to get involved
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when it comes to one of my kids.
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Why are you crying?
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Just don't think I can do it.
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She's not
gonna change her mind.
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You enable her.
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Growing up in the public eye,
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it's much more magnified
and it's much more emotional and scary
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when you're doing it
in front of the whole world.
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- Woo!
- Cheers.
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Oh, Mom!
I don't have clothes on!
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Woo! I did it!
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It is so [bleep] nice out here.
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Cheers!
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What if you have your baby on Halloween?
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- Who wouldn't want Halloween?
- You're a better girl than I.
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We knew that.
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She's ready to pop.
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What if your water broke, like, right now?
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Well, let's not say that
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'cause I need to, like, have sex.
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I need a martini.
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Woo!
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Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!
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Welcome back to Season Five,
mother-[bleep].
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ha ♪
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It's wild.
I love being pregnant.
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I thought you did.
I did.
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You did, right?
Yeah, I did.
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I feel like I still get,
like, phantom kicks.
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{\an8}I feel like it's empowering.
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{\an8}It is, and to give birth and then
to, like, feed from your breasts?
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Like, just milk spurting out everywhere.
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{\an8}You know Melissa Kolker has a trick?
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- No, I can't do it anymore!
- Oh, really?!
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I could get a good squirt
across the room and then--
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Like, a long squirt,
more than I could squirt
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when I had tons of milk.
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It's really good for you.
So, like, I would take, like,
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a shot of it if I didn't feel well.
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I only do plant-based milk, sorry.
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Do you drink regular milk?
I do.
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You would.
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I would see that.
I can see that.
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How are you feeling?
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I feel great.
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I feel the oxytocin
and all the good pregnancy
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hormones.
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I have, like, "pinch me" moments
all day long where I'm like,
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"Wait, we're, like, really having a baby."
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{\an8}Hi, baby.
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Goin' on stage. I love you.
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{\an8}I love you and I hope
you have the best show.
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- Do you want me to say your prayer?
- Sure.
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Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you
keep a wall of fire around Travis.
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May he have the best show and protect
him from the fire and the riser
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and keep his head clear
and his fingers safe
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and that he has the best show.
In Jesus's name. Amen.
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Thank you, God. Amen.
I love you, babe.
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- I'll call you after my show.
- I love you. Have the best show.
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Mwah.
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How many weeks are you?
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Thirty-one and a half.
Amazing.
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Kourt, do you want to
talk about what happened?
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Not really.
She's like, "No."
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- I--
- So, Travis left when?
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Uh, two days ago.
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The scare that happened.
Talk us through a little bit of that.
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We had planned a scan at home,
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so that all the kids could see the baby,
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and Travis was leaving--
about to leave for tour.
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The doctor who will come
to the house to do the scan
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is a high-risk doctor who's
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really detailed and thorough
at looking for everything.
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And something caught his eye
where he wanted me to see,
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um, a couple specialists
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and I had to go in for fetal surgery
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where, like, they do surgery on the baby,
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which was terrifying.
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You knew the night before
that you were gonna have it
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in the morning.
That's, like, so stressful.
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So stressful. Yeah.
And you were, like,
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- by yourself?
- Yeah, I was like, "Who can take me?"
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'Cause they were like,
"You can't eat or drink
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and someone has to drive you."
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And then my mom took me
and then that's when Travis flew home.
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The thing that was awful
was his Wi-Fi was broken on the plane.
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Oh, my God.
- So, the whole time,
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he couldn't get updated.
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And you were already in the hospital
or you had the procedure?
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He took off and then I think
I had it, like, a couple hours later,
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and I was sending him updates
and my mom was sending
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him updates.
And it was going green?
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Yeah, and he couldn't get, um, anything
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and he kept checking the whole--
every two hours on the plane.
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Like, "Can you reset the Wi-Fi?"
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And they were like, "It broke
on the last-- like two flights ago."
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By the time he got home,
I had already had my surgery
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'cause it was, like,
they had to do it right away.
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So, my mom took me to the surgery
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and then, Travis,
as soon as he landed,
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came straight to the hospital
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and then took over
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He loves you so much.
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- It's really, like--
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I said to him after, I was like,
"You're really my husband."
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Aww.
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But he was, like--
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Didn't it feel good
to have that partnership,
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- though?
- Yeah, totally.
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Do they know how quickly
it manifested itself?
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Because don't you get the scans often?
It was, it was quick.
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Yeah, it was quick.
So, you caught it early then.
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The timing of it was miraculous.
Oh, wow.
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Like, that, like, saved everything.
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I just feel so grateful that,
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ya know, how everything played out
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and for the doctors that really
helped to make the best decisions
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that really saved our baby.
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Dr. Rad was like,
"That was a trauma
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"and, like, I want you guys
to be able to, like, take a second
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and know that that was really traumatic."
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There's some superpower that I have that,
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in emergency situations,
I get really calm
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and then right when
we left I was like, "Okay."
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I could take a deep breath,
I could cry, I could get it out.
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I probably cried more than
you cried, [chuckles] um...
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I just know your whole
journey to get here,
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you just have such great faith
in-in a higher power that
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you knew that this was--
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- that you were gonna get pregnant.
- Mm-hmm.
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Like, when everyone was telling you,
"No, it can't happen. It can't happen."
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The whole thing.
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Literally, I feel like
I'm having a hot flash.
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Oh, my gosh.
It's giving me anxiety.
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So many people, like,
they were s-so grateful that
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I posted something about it because
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{\an8}they said so many people don't feel
comfortable even telling their friends
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or their family members
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because they're, like,
did they do something wrong,
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or different things.
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But my doctor's like,
"There's nothing that you did wrong.
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"It's not age-related.
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It's, like, just a super rare
thing that happened."
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But then I was like,
after this happened, I was like,
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"God's got this.
We're good.
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"This is a miracle
and we're just
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gonna be super positive."
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Your whole journey has just been--
it's a beautiful journey,
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but it's really, you know,
it's been intense
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- and you're at the finish line.
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- And you feel good.
- I feel good.
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But I also felt good, so I'm, like...
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...if I don't feel movement
for, like, five minutes,
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I'm, like, shaking him up.
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Because of the emergency
fetal surgery that I had to have,
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I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest
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because there's...
a hole in the amniotic sac
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from where they had
to go in to the surgery.
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So, I'm not allowed to drive,
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I'm not allowed to stand
for more than 20 minutes.
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I'm really not leaving
the house, in other words.
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Did you guys get
my baby shower invite?
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Yes.
I haven't seen it.
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- She never sent it to me.
- Oh, it's so cute.
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- It's so cute.
- Is it supposed to be a surprise, though?
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I don't know. I don't know.
- Like, the theme and everything?
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Yeah, I'm definitely not blowing that.
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I mean, I gave ideas
of, like, just vintage Disney...
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Yeah.
- ...but I don't know what--
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Okay, so you know
it's, like, Disney theme?
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My mom was asking me
about the food and I was like,
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"What? There's no mention of pretzels?"
Ya know, Mickey Mouse pretzels?
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And there's no Disneyland churros?
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We have to have those.
Those are iconic.
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How amazing would that be?
She agreed.
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And then, beyond that,
I was like, "You know what? Enjoy."
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I know how much she loves to do it
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and I think it's really one
of my lessons in life this year
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is to not plan, like,
overly plan and control.
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Okay, who wants to move that tray?
'Cause I'm not allowed to move anything.
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♪ Bring it on, ring the alarm ♪
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♪ Don't stop now, just be the champion ♪
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♪ You want a Maserati? ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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Last year, I made a commitment
to myself that I was gonna slow down.
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Wow.
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- Take some time off.
- ♪ No time to quit now ♪
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I was [bleep] lying to myself
'cause I've never been busier
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and it's just...
it's just who I am.
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Being busy and working
is my happy place.
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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I'm in New York.
I'm here for just 24 hours
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and I've got Paris coming up.
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♪ Live in a big mansion? ♪
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♪ Party in France? ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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Has Kim Kardashian slowed down?
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No.
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♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
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I'm running a business,
back and forth from meetings
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and I'm in law school
and on top of that,
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I'm a mom of four
and it is the most important job.
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♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
243
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I have a new agent.
244
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I sound so Hollywood,
but I'm not in that world yet.
245
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I have to prove myself.
246
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♪ Break it down ♪
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How are you going to do it all?
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I don't know.
I'm like, "I don't know."
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Love. Wow.
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Help me.
- ♪ You better work, bitch ♪
251
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S.O.S.
252
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ [echoes] Yeah ♪
254
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Hello?
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Season Five,
which means, by the way,
256
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if you add in the 20 seasons
we did previously
257
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and these five seasons,
that's 25 seasons.
258
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So, I think somebody should
give me a 25th anniversary gift.
259
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How 'bout that?
Aren't you glad you brought that up?
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Yello!
- There you are.
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Wow, somebody's lost a lotta weight.
262
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- Wearin' my new glasses, I see.
- Look at the glasses you bought me!
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- Hi.
- Oh, is that what you were tellin'
264
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- me about?
- Hi.
265
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,154
- Yeah, but I got you some.
- You look great!
266
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Scott looks great.
267
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:24,243
And I know that he has
really struggled the last year or so.
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You're really livin' large these days.
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I've gained a lotta weight here
'cause of my back.
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This is probably
the unhealthiest I've seen him.
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And I felt like he was
not in the best place
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and it made me really sad.
273
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Wow, you're really being healthy.
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- Lemme show you this trick.
- Lemme throw it.
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- Lemme throw it.
- To me?
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Scott.
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I get nervous
throwin' balls in your face.
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I'm used to someone with better aim.
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- Alright, you ready? Hello!
- Scott.
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Listen, I'm not
a [bleep] basketball player.
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Well, yeah, that's what I'm used to.
282
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- So, are you-- C-Can you not?
- Obviously. What are they like?
283
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,196
- Shooting hoops?
- Like, throwing balls in my mouth.
284
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Season Five, we are back,
almost like we never left.
285
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,995
It might feel that way to some.
Me.
286
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- Can you do a better job?
- Alright, hold on.
287
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Everything is really great right now.
288
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I think I'm still shedding my 30s.
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I just wanna be
with my kids, enjoy my home.
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Ha-ha. Yes!
291
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Just dumb, regular-shmegular shit.
292
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How's Mason?
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He's great.
He's been really unbelievable.
294
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And, like, we're closer than ever.
295
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And he's extremely excited
296
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about his new car that you
promised him in three years.
297
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,570
- So, he looks--
- Thirty-six months.
298
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- He'll be 14 in, like, two months.
- Yeah.
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Khloé, you used to drive
when you were his same age.
300
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But you lied to me and said that
I had a government license.
301
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- What?!
- So, you're the one who told me that
302
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- I was allowed to take the kids to school.
- Why-- Wait, what?!
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You drove the kids to school
304
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- without a license?!
- At 14!
305
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,006
And she said you had
a government license?
306
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,342
So, I couldn't drive and...
- This is insane.
307
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,593
...I was a great driver.
308
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A government-issued license
in the state of California
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is something I think I made up.
310
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A government-issued license is...
311
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bullshit.
312
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,024
It was a little bit
different back then.
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Don't judge me...
until you've walked in my shoes.
314
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,489
We're all going to jail.
315
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,200
She would've had
all of her kids taken away
316
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,286
- if this story came out when we were--
- Totally. Yeah.
317
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Oh, my God. Right.
- This one, I used to-- She used to--
318
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With my "government license"
before I could drive,
319
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,544
we would all go out
to, like, The Standard,
320
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,628
that hotel.
Yeah.
321
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,130
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the Mondrian.
322
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,300
- Mom got shitfaced.
- Really?
323
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,510
And she was like--
She-- And it was only her and I.
324
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,596
I'm driving on the freeway, I'm 15,
325
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,222
I'm not, like, qual-- like,
326
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,932
this is a lot for me.
Right.
327
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,685
And then she's just ha--
head hangin' out, whatever.
328
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,769
Like, that's not what you're
329
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,354
- supposed to do.
- No warning!
330
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All of a sudden, bleh.
And we're on the freeway.
331
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,360
- Oh, and it hits the car?
- It shoots back-- No, into me!
332
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,778
It comes back into the car?!
333
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,866
And I start crying.
I go, "Please! Mom, Mom!"
334
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,285
- And, and she kept throwing up.
- You are a role model.
335
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,163
No, listen, she was throwing up,
336
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,916
and I w-- I had this,
let me tell you, I know the coat.
337
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:21,086
Kim and her ex-husband,
the first one, bought me this coat.
338
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,464
It was the most expensive
thing I ever owned.
339
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,299
- It was shearling.
- To this day?
340
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,301
It was just--
I remember white shearling.
341
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:31,680
It was navy suede on the outside.
That's what I was wearing.
342
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,143
And you can't get acidic throwup
out of suede. Okay?
343
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:40,439
I take her home,
we pull in, Mom is such a legend.
344
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,359
You know when you go
on the house phone, you all call?
345
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,860
- And she goes, "Bruce!"
- She all calls.
346
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,947
-"Clean it up!"
-"Bruce, I need you to know I threw up
347
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,492
and if we don't clean it now,
the paint's gonna peel!"
348
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:56,664
He hosed my jacket down too
and R.I.P. to the jacket.
349
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,459
Have you not seen that bullshit
she's doin' right now?
350
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,752
Say whatever you want.
351
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,505
There is this new documentary
about our family
352
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:08,509
and apparently,
whoever, has been calling
353
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,303
people that have either
once been in our lives
354
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,806
or are in our lives
to do the documentary
355
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:19,561
and no one really has agreed
to do it, except for Caitlyn.
356
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,981
What was it like working with your wife?
357
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,565
Anyway, here we go.
358
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,650
Ugh.
359
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,403
Kris wanted to be more than
just a housewife.
360
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,448
Well, shoot me, I wanted
to be more than just a housewife.
361
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,158
Okay, so...
362
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,327
kill me.
363
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,998
Caitlyn is completely free
to do whatever she wants.
364
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,293
I do find it strange that she
would agree to do a documentary
365
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:48,924
that I would imagine isn't trying
to paint us in the most beautiful light.
366
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:53,262
I just know she wouldn't
like that about her.
367
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,515
I got so many text messages saying like,
368
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,225
"Doesn't that hurt your feelings,
369
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,395
that, like, this is what, you know,
your stepdad says about you?"
370
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,689
And it honestly doesn't.
371
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,316
I had such a great stepdad who raised me.
372
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,486
So, like, none of those
things that are said,
373
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:13,907
even if twisted or whatever
are gonna make me think differently
374
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,160
of, like, the, the life I had.
375
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,328
People have pointed fingers
at her over the years
376
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:21,540
as if she was the one
that instigated being mean
377
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,542
or being unkind
or being this or being that
378
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,378
- or not understanding.
- No, she-- People didn't, Caitlyn did.
379
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,464
Caitlyn always made you look like that.
Yeah, yeah.
380
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,591
That's what I'm tryin' to say,
but even more so now than ever.
381
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,760
Even a few years ago,
when she asked for, like, help
382
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,971
with the YouTube channel
and she still gave a helping hand.
383
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,056
She still tried to help.
384
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,725
She still went out
of her way and now this?
385
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,479
This was my dad for 24 years.
Like, it hurts me too.
386
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,689
- I could totally understand that.
- And I was very close to Bruce.
387
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,107
Right.
Bruce and I--
388
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,444
I used to lay in bed with him
and watch [bleep] Unsolved Mysteries
389
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,279
and all this shit all the time.
390
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,531
- He was an unsolved mystery.
- Ugh! [bleep].
391
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,283
Okay, what are we talkin' about?
392
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,369
Um, I have to go pack for Paris.
393
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,080
So, what are you--
- Are you coming?
394
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,290
What is Paris?
Paris Fashion Week.
395
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,375
Oh, my God,
I forgot about that.
396
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,919
Are you gonna come?
I don't know.
397
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,337
Oh, come on.
398
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,005
It's so chill.
Scott's gonna stay there
399
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,132
and take care of the kids,
do the carpool.
400
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,967
So much work.
You gotta get fitted.
401
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,344
Different outfit for every day.
402
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,387
- Different situations.
- No, I'm going for 12 hours.
403
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,848
- For what?
- I don't know, 'cause I'm with Kim.
404
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,142
There's a couple things
that are holding me back
405
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,853
from wanting to go to Paris.
406
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,691
School has just started
and the school routine is a routine
407
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,570
and especially, when Kim told me
we're in Paris for 12 hours,
408
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,573
that didn't really seal the deal for me.
409
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:40,702
Kim can fly by the seat
of her pants, but it's not me.
410
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,955
Like, I'm not gonna change who I am.
411
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,333
I was like, "You know what,
I actually don't care to do this.
412
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,043
I would rather be with my kids."
413
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,505
- I have to go pack. I'm a very busy girl.
- You don't pack yourself.
414
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,507
Well, I organize and I--
415
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,218
So, you throw it out there
and you say...
416
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,267
♪ Now I'm fresh and clean ♪
417
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,351
♪ I'm smellin' like a flower ♪
418
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,477
♪ And my dress is mean ♪
419
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,645
♪ I feel I got the power ♪
420
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,189
♪ Have self-esteem,
I'm beamin', dreamin' ♪
421
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,275
♪ Of the time I'm gonna have a night ♪
422
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,401
♪ Where's the party at? ♪
423
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,361
♪ I'm gonna take flight ♪
424
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,779
Hello?
425
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,116
Oh.
Hi, it's me!
426
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,243
Todd Kraines.
427
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,745
- Hi!
- Hey!
428
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,708
Tristan has just been signed
back to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
429
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,459
How are ya?
Good, how are you?
430
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,544
Good.
431
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,046
He is about to go to Cleveland
in the next couple days
432
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,215
and the bird's leaving the nest.
433
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,636
Go fly, little bird, go fly.
Don't come back anytime soon.
434
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,264
How's your day goin'?
Good. Packing.
435
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,310
I feel like the past
couple years have been,
436
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270
I don't know if traumatic
is too big of a word.
437
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,063
It's not.
438
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,691
But I feel like-- Okay.
I feel like the past couple years
439
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,695
or maybe the past decade
has really been a very
440
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,780
heavy time in my life.
441
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,910
And I don't necessarily get
a lot of time to just, like, heal.
442
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,953
I thought you weren't
packing a lotta stuff.
443
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,455
Even when you say
you're not packin' a lot,
444
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,748
- you still bring a lot.
- Oh yeah.
445
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,832
Right?
446
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,667
And so,
I am just taking time for me,
447
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,085
and I'm not doing anything special.
448
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,171
I'm not doing anything different,
449
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,757
but I just wanna be
in the moment more.
450
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,843
I wanna put my energy
into things that make me happy.
451
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,970
How are you feeling about leaving?
452
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,848
I guess it's bittersweet, it's a lot.
453
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,060
Going to Cleveland
and-and-and not having Amari there
454
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,353
with me is definitely
gonna be tough.
455
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,439
Well, he's better here
'cause this is where his doctors are
456
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,317
and it's better for him
to be around family and the kids.
457
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,152
That's gonna be the--
probably the challenging part,
458
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,738
not havin' that team,
that-that team at home
459
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,198
to lean on when things get tough.
460
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,617
I don't know if you remember
when you first came back here,
461
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,535
- that was a transition for you...
- Mm-hmm.
462
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,371
...not having your basketball routine
463
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,873
and then you're like...
"I'm doing this routine?"
464
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,500
Not like it's bad,
but you just had to, like,
465
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,294
get reprogrammed into doing that
466
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,838
and then it's basically
what you're gonna be doing now.
467
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,049
Like, it's just a reprogramming and...
468
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,469
it's a short time period
in the grand scheme of things.
469
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,680
Mm-hmm.
Daddy gotta go work.
470
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,848
The move in
and all of these changes,
471
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,977
it was still just
so overwhelming for me.
472
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,771
Oh, they put the blinds up! Okay, awesome.
473
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,816
And so, now, like, even just
when he moved into his house
474
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,986
and I had my home back,
I was like, [sigh of relief].
475
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,696
This is little Tutu's room.
476
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,281
It's so cute.
477
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,660
Now that he's going to Cleveland,
I can imagine I'll just feel a relief.
478
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,495
See the picture I have right here?
479
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,957
I don't care who it is.
I need a-- I need space.
480
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,419
I mean, we can just combine both houses
and just live one, big, happy family.
481
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,629
- No.
- Just make a big trail, like a,
482
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,048
like a big tunnel, you know?
483
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,425
- Like a overpass...
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,218
...from here to-to-to your house.
485
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,761
That's normal.
- Yeah.
486
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,680
- Like--
- I know, we were a great dynamic duo,
487
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,098
you know, like,
peanut butter and jelly?
488
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,350
You know I'm always gonna
come with these: fire and ice...
489
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,270
salt and pepper...
490
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,732
Batman and Robin.
491
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,943
Like, come on, let's just--
You know where I stand.
492
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,404
Are you just naming,
like, random two things?
493
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,572
Yeah.
494
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,158
Sometimes I hate
how much I have to think
495
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:10,537
and be on guard
to not do anything that might
496
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,790
ever give a glimmer that there's hope.
497
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,875
M'kay.
498
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,711
Thank you.
499
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,423
Okay, thank you.
You gotta let go.
500
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,427
Don't walk so close to me.
501
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,429
I believe it was season 2,
502
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,807
that you said once they get in,
they never leave.
503
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,476
Yep. They really don't.
504
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,604
They just don't leave,
even when you ask them to.
505
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,189
They just keep stayin'.
506
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:42,986
Well...
507
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,364
alright.
508
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,534
It's never gonna end.
509
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,619
Bye.
510
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,593
- Your dress is amazing.
- Okay, I'm excited to see.
511
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:07,803
And I would love you to try it--
512
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,304
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
513
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,181
Season 5.
514
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,642
Season Five.
Welcome back.
515
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,894
How's it goin'?
- It's goin' great.
516
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:16,978
Talk a little bit about that.
517
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:19,940
You feel like you're managing
anxiety better in your life?
518
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,024
I wanna say something.
519
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:24,403
I feel like I am, obviously,
the most boring sister,
520
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,614
but, like, [laughing] genuinely,
like, I watched the show back
521
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:30,242
and I'm just like,
"I talk about the same thing
522
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,535
over and over again."
523
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,911
I'm always talkin'
'bout my baby horse,
524
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,747
my [bleep] horses,
and then, like, uh, my anxiety.
525
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,291
The type of anxiety that I suffer from.
526
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,252
Lot of anxiety in settings like this.
527
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,295
That's my horse right here,
the mixed colored one.
528
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,965
I'm having a baby... horse.
529
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,468
"Boring" is a really negative word,
that's for sure, 'cause I'm not boring,
530
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,095
and ask any one
of my best friends.
531
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,347
I am a good time, 'kay?
532
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,849
- It's gonna be fun. I'm excited!
- Yeah.
533
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,017
I am in Paris for Fashion Week.
534
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,727
Oh my God, it's done.
535
00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,604
I'm excited, perfect.
It's supposed to be
536
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,689
super long.
537
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,649
I am walking the Victoria Beckham Show.
538
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,609
We have a L'Oréal fashion show.
539
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:05,694
You like?
540
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,904
And tonight, I have dinner with Kylie,
541
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,322
which I'm excited about.
542
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:11,616
I really love alone time with Kylie.
543
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,118
I think we're both pretty busy,
544
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,036
so when we get to have
these one-on-one moments,
545
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,746
it's always really special.
546
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,207
I know, you really did your thing, guys.
547
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,751
Right?
I mean, only the best for you.
548
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:22,836
Thank you.
549
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,596
This [bleep] whore
just made me wait for an hour.
550
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,097
Just have to take
a selfie really quick.
551
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,808
No, no, seriously,
552
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,269
I look really good right now.
553
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,521
Hot.
554
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,316
Anyway, what, what were you saying?
555
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,652
Hi, Season Five.
It feels good to be back.
556
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,446
I haven't sat in this chair in a while.
557
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,947
What are you laughing at?
558
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,492
She just made me wait for an hour
559
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,786
in her hotel room
for her to do a photo shoot.
560
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,079
Whatever!
561
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,082
- And now we are finally on our way.
- It's Fashion Week!
562
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,002
Well, you could've done
your photo shoot after dinner!
563
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,171
- But Kendall--
- And, and had some consideration
564
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,049
- for my time.
- Oh, oh, that's gonna be really hard.
565
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,399
Did you try this? This is so yum.
566
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,652
- Are they hearts?
- Are they hearts?
567
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:29,945
Yeah.
- So cute.
568
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,655
Oh, my God! So cute.
569
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,991
How's everything with everything?
570
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:38,662
My drama is that I went
to the Dolce & Gabbana show.
571
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,121
They wanted me to, like, walk out
572
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,498
- right before the show.
- Mm-hmm.
573
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,791
I was having the best time.
574
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,293
I was, like, taking pictures,
I was just chatting with everyone.
575
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,378
Hi!
576
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,047
Then, as I walked out, Kendall,
577
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,590
and I saw everyone sitting,
578
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:53,343
- then I realized, "Oh, shit."
- Everyone's gonna say, yeah.
579
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,513
"Everyone sitting here
for the last hour is gonna think
580
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,765
- that they were waiting for me."
- Yeah, yeah.
581
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,350
The show started, it's fine.
582
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,603
And then, then, of course,
all these reporters that are there
583
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,021
start going on TikTok and like,
584
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,065
"Well, then, like, you know,
this is how the Dolce show went
585
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,859
"and Kylie held the show up
for 47 minutes.
586
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,528
We're all waiting there for Kylie."
587
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:12,862
And I'm like... [gasps].
588
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,365
Bonding with Kendall is the best.
589
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:20,662
I'm just so grateful to have
a sister so close in age to me.
590
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,163
I mean, she's, like, really old.
591
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:26,042
We accept each other for who we are.
Opposites attract.
592
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:29,963
That is true.
And we're just a good team.
593
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:32,966
Kendall.
594
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,900
Can I get one that says "Kris"?
595
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,402
Absolutely.
596
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,656
This is so cute.
I can't take it.
597
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,409
Thank you, guys.
598
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:01,786
Alright.
599
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:07,000
I am so excited for Kourtney to see
what we've done for her baby shower.
600
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,084
Hi!
601
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,669
Kourtney's favorite thing is Disney
602
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,131
and we've been going to Disneyland
since Kourtney was born,
603
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,760
so this is a very special place
in Kourtney's heart.
604
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,303
I'm gonna get those hats done.
605
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,096
- Okay. Okay.
- I'll be right back.
606
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,891
So, I thought I'd bring Disneyland to her
607
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,477
for her baby shower
and do it in my backyard.
608
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:29,022
A little Chrome Hearts
stroller never hurt anybody.
609
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,233
Listen, I'll have a baby shower today.
610
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:35,695
I'm having a-a ball, by the way.
611
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,991
And we have our family tradition
of the baby bookcase.
612
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,077
So, we just filled that up with books.
613
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,578
This is so cute.
614
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,832
Oh, Kourtney just FaceTimed me.
615
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,549
[over phone] Hey, Mom.
- Hi, sweetheart.
616
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,385
You're not gonna believe this,
617
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,970
but I tested positive for Covid.
618
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,264
Oh no!
619
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,602
Unbelievable.
620
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:11,439
Can you please ask Mindy to come in?
621
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,858
Can she come in here right away?
622
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,902
It's important.
623
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,987
Wait, stand over there...
624
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,407
- because...
- Yeah?
625
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,910
...Kourtney isn't able
to come to the shower.
626
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,830
{\an8}- Seriously?
- Yeah, she's not coming.
627
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,998
{\an8}Is she sick?
628
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:30,709
She has Covid.
629
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,878
The morning of my baby shower,
630
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,881
I woke up and tested positive for Covid,
631
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,300
right when I was
about to start getting ready.
632
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,302
I want to cry.
633
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:44,013
- I mean, it's just...
- I know.
634
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,183
...you've done such a beautiful job,
635
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:50,687
and it's just hitting me that--
I'm like, "Are you [bleep] kidding?"
636
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,774
You always have the best attitude.
I didn't know who else to tell.
637
00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,609
I wanna hug you,
but I was with her too.
638
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,862
I'm just gonna keep my distance.
Right.
639
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,989
I'm gonna get tested.
And Travis has it too?
640
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,532
Or no?
Travis has Covid.
641
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,617
I'm, I'm kinda-
I'm, like-- I'm shaking.
642
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,703
I'm so-- I just want
Kourtney to be okay.
643
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:10,206
She's a high-risk pregnancy.
This is really crazy.
644
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:15,754
I was just wanting to make her happy.
So... dang!
645
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,255
I don't know why I'm emotional,
646
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:21,301
but I just want her to be okay
and I'm a little worried.
647
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,687
[over phone] Travis is gonna
pick me up 'cause I can't drive.
648
00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,022
Right.
649
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,107
I didn't know what to do
and my mom was like,
650
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,610
"Well, you have to come
see the baby shower.
651
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,196
Like, you have to see
what's going on over here."
652
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,405
So I did.
653
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,949
So, we were just gonna
both come see it be--
654
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,535
hopefully, before people come,
we're gonna come now.
655
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,454
- Okay.
- I don't know if you want us
656
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,791
to get outside of the car
and come see it and wear masks?
657
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,794
Yeah. Get out of the car
and then wear a mask
658
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,588
- and come to the front door.
- Okay.
659
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:03,426
The first part of Travis's
European tour is over
660
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:08,640
and he flies home
and we test him for Covid.
661
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,143
He wants to test.
He's negative.
662
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,896
Okay, I'll see you in 10 minutes.
663
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,315
- Okay, I'll see you soon, bye.
- O-Okay, bye.
664
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,235
We make out for six hours
665
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:24,030
and then, I feel that he is hot.
666
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,908
Like, his head feels very warm.
667
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,077
But not because of making out.
668
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:32,121
Not-Not a making out
type of warm, like, a really warm.
669
00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:36,459
And then he tests positive for Covid.
670
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:40,213
The shower starts in 20 minutes, right?
I know. Uh-huh.
671
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:44,467
So, I think it's crazy to call 50 guests
672
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:47,428
or a hundred people and go, "Don't come."
673
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:51,224
I think they'll have fun--
With all this beautiful food
674
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,393
and everything going on here
that you guys have worked
675
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,894
for two days putting it together.
676
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,230
I think everybody comes by, has breakfast.
677
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,607
Yes.
- Some things you just
678
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,651
don't have any control of.
679
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:06,072
And the most important thing today
is Kourtney's health
680
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,783
and making sure her and the baby are okay.
681
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:13,705
Is that them?!
Okay, we're ready!
682
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,917
Okay. Start singing.
Here they come. They're right there.
683
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,838
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
684
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,131
Oh, my gosh.
685
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,216
♪ Hello, my baby ♪
686
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,135
♪ Hello, my honey ♪
687
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,722
♪ Hello, my ragtime, ragtime gal ♪
688
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,432
We really didn't know what to do.
689
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,726
If we should separate or what.
690
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:38,521
- Aww.
- ♪ Baby, my heart's on fire ♪
691
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:42,901
I stayed in the guest room
and we FaceTimed all night.
692
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:49,282
But I think that first six hours of just
making out was like, "I got Covid."
693
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,577
Aw, look at the "Baby Barker".
It's like Disneyland.
694
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,371
♪ Tell me, I'm... ♪
695
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,041
So cute.
- Thank you. Congratulations.
696
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,751
Thank you!
697
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,503
Looks so good. Thank you.
698
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:07,884
This is so cute.
They have, like, the little Mickey things.
699
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,470
Babe, the most important part right here.
700
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,430
The churros?
The churro station.
701
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,349
I told my mom she had to have that.
702
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,267
It was Disney-themed.
703
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,561
Oh, my God, look at the cake.
704
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,688
So cute.
The pretzels are so cute!
705
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,816
I needed pretzels and churros
and I got them both.
706
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,276
I need a pretzel.
707
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,986
Definitely indulges in that.
708
00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,155
Mom, this is crazy!
709
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,574
I feel like we just need to do it again.
710
00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:32,659
Okay.
711
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:33,868
Hi mom.
712
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,621
{\an8}Hi, is this the cutest?
Yeah.
713
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,539
Hi, Penelope.
Hello.
714
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,832
Did you see the cake, babe?
715
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,126
Oh, I didn't.
Oh, my gosh.
716
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,712
{\an8}This is the cutest ever, Mom.
717
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,798
{\an8}I'm not allowed to get near you.
718
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,716
{\an8}Oh, my gosh!
719
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,763
This is the longest
that I haven't been to Disneyland...
720
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,267
and so my mom, basically,
brought Disneyland to me.
721
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,231
{\an8}It's, like, couldn't be a more perfect
shower for me and Travis.
722
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,948
Let's just sit here
and then we'll tell everyone
723
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,700
not to sit here after us.
724
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,619
This is the cutest
thing I've ever seen.
725
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,914
Can those guys come
to my house later and just sing to me?
726
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,207
'Cause I love those little men.
727
00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:22,500
We'll send them over.
Yeah.
728
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,379
This baby shower that my mom
put together is so adorable.
729
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,007
{\an8}It's so Kourtney.
It is perfect.
730
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,133
One on each lap.
731
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:35,179
My mom thought about every little thing.
732
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,016
Everything in Kourtney's eyes
that she would want and love.
733
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,143
How cute is this Wishing Tree?
734
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,770
And I believe that love is in the details.
735
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,855
Hi!
736
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,898
Hi, how are you?
- Happy Sunday!
737
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,191
Yes, very exciting.
738
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,360
She's like, "Yes."
739
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,987
They're over there in their cage.
740
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:55,116
I'm not even hungry,
but I needed to have this.
741
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,743
I think you can stay right here, babe,
742
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:59,412
and have people come in
and... you just, like--
743
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,831
You're almost like a Disney character,
you just sit here and wave.
744
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,750
Oh, my gosh!
745
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,377
We gotta do them all over again.
746
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,837
How cute is this?
747
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,131
It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
How cute is it?
748
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:13,634
I was, like, should we redo it
at my house in, like, two weeks?
749
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,344
Yes.
And just have Mindy
750
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,722
- bring everything there?
- Yeah, just keep everything ready to go.
751
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,266
They have Mickey pretzels with cheese.
752
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:23,186
That was my one request.
You look cute.
753
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,480
I did my own glam.
Wait, really?
754
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,231
Oh.
- Well, I made glam leave
755
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,567
'cause I tested right when they got there.
756
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,944
We're outside.
You're far.
757
00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,529
Yeah.
- You're fine.
758
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,615
Now that we're here at the shower,
759
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:40,828
everyone is telling us to stay,
and there's two chairs and a table
760
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:44,248
that are so perfect,
that are far away from everyone
761
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:48,711
where I feel like we're
the king and queen of Covid.
762
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,004
I'm gonna feed you cheese.
763
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,298
Mm-mm, don't you dare.
764
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,383
Never.
765
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:01,849
Everyone felt comfortable
because we're outside
766
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:05,645
and everyone wants us
to enjoy our baby shower.
767
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,188
I got it this morning.
768
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:10,024
{\an8}Wow, I really almost came over there.
769
00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,610
We can do
peak and pit from the far away.
770
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,529
Yeah, we can do peak and pit,
should we get a megaphone?
771
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,447
No.
I love you.
772
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,658
Thank you for coming.
Of course. Love you.
773
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,284
Thank you for coming.
- Bye, you guys.
774
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,994
- Thank you for coming. Bye, Pierce.
- Congratulations.
775
00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,454
Hey!
776
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,248
Is that the distance we get?
777
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:26,999
I told her she can't say hi to you.
778
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,794
We get to sit here.
I said, thank God Travis came.
779
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,712
Imagine if I was here by myself?
780
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,214
Can we have a sign like at the zoo
781
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,799
when it tells you what
kind of animal it is?
782
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,051
Covid?
-"Has Covid."
783
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,470
You can come a little closer.
784
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,305
- We're good.
- You look cute.
785
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,391
Thank you.
So do you.
786
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,852
This is, like, perfect
for you guys, in your castle.
787
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:49,272
Ah! Shit!
788
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,524
My God!
789
00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,068
We're gonna have a toast, everyone!
790
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,987
- Hi, guys!
- Hi!
791
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,407
We all wanna congratulate
Kourtney and Travis
792
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,034
for their beautiful, beautiful angel
793
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:05,204
that's gonna be here
in a couple weeks now.
794
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,665
It could be tomorrow.
It could be in two weeks.
795
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,500
- Let's hope for five.
- Five weeks.
796
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,460
Okay, five-week countdown.
797
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:15,423
We are just so happy to be here
and to see that your love flourish
798
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,966
and that what your love created.
799
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:20,761
Real genuine love
and a little angel that's coming soon.
800
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,347
Number 13 for the family.
801
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,642
- Mom has been crying all day.
- Wow! Lucky number 13.
802
00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,394
- That's right.
- 'Kay, your turn.
803
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:33,441
Oh! You guys, we're just praying
for a healthy and happy delivery.
804
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:36,360
We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky.
805
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,905
Oh... announced the name.
806
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,199
I don't think you were
supposed to say-- Baby--
807
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,117
That was just-- That's--
808
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:48,956
What I meant was, what I meant was
it's gonna be a very rocky day...
809
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:53,211
Come on, Mom.
We've been hiding names and bumps
810
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,172
and pregnancies and marriages
and everything for years.
811
00:36:56,172 --> 00:37:00,593
And at grandchild 13,
are you, like, losing it at this point?
812
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:03,179
Like, how do you let it slip?
How do you say the name?
813
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,765
I would just say, um,
just to add to that,
814
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:09,518
if his name is Rocky...
815
00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:13,814
{\an8}it's so fitting because he's such
a fighter and so are you guys.
816
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,524
And we love you.
And he's a rock star.
817
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,026
Yes.
- Here, here!
818
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:20,112
Long live Kourtney and Travis and baby!
819
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,907
Cheers!
820
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,662
Mm. He's moving,
right at that time.
821
00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,997
Well, note to self,
won't tell you any kids names
822
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,958
anytime movin' forward.
823
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,502
This is so perfect.
Thank you, Mom.
824
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,295
It's so thoughtful.
825
00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,506
- Thank you!
- Okay, you guys.
826
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,800
And can you imagine if
you didn't see all of this, babe?
827
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,885
Yeah. No, we had to see it.
This is so cool.
828
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:43,970
Is this exhausting?
829
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,472
It is exhausting.
I'm, like, outta breath.
830
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:47,765
Yeah.
831
00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:49,934
Are you?
832
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,478
You're not growing a baby.
No.
833
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:55,439
I wish I could do this for you.
Mm.
834
00:37:55,439 --> 00:38:01,904
I think it all turned out, after all,
at the happiest place on earth.
835
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:04,740
So, you know,
there's always a happy ending.
836
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:08,286
There might be
a lotta drama, as usual,
837
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,872
but at the end of the day,
there's always a happy ending.
838
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:13,749
And it's always about family.
839
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,591
- ♪ Who run the world? ♪
- ♪ Girls ♪
840
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,844
♪ Body like a goddess,
heaven sent, I'm woman ♪
841
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,637
♪ Queen, you know what I mean? ♪
842
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,389
♪ Watch out world, I'm comin' ♪
843
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,682
♪ Make life, break lives ♪
844
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,934
♪ Guess who's back in the house... ♪
845
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,019
♪ Cream of the crop ♪
846
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,854
♪ You do not know her,
so please watch your mouth ♪
847
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,689
♪ We're takin' over,
I'm queen, better bow ♪
848
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,524
♪ I'm here and I'm now... ♪
849
00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,235
I hope I fall asleep.
850
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,322
- Are you tired?
- Not yet.
851
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,906
You can just hang out with me.
852
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,825
- We can gossip.
- I know, but I have to sleep
853
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,411
'cause I have to work as soon as we land.
Yeah. Just kidding.
854
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:54,832
My mom,
Corey and I are going to Paris.
855
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,916
I mean, it's Fashion Week.
856
00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:59,587
There is just so much going on
that I'm so excited about.
857
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,088
Thank you.
858
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,257
Ooh. Thank you for doing that.
Thank you, thank you.
859
00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,426
Here, take that, take that.
860
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,511
- Here you go, babe.
- Thank you.
861
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:11,140
Alright, guys.
Here's to an amazing trip to Paris
862
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,892
- with a little--
- Twenty-four hours in Paris.
863
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,769
Do you wanna know
where I'm going?
864
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,897
So, I go to New York, six hours...
865
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:21,609
to Paris for 15 hours,
866
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,487
to Atlantic City, to Milan.
867
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,697
My plane's gonna go home,
pick up my kids...
868
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,407
When people are like,
"Why do you work so much?"
869
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:29,992
Like, "Okay, yeah, that's my vice,
870
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,453
but what else do you
want me to be doing?"
871
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:35,539
So, I'm actually gonna have
them drop me off in Milan.
872
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,832
Do you want me
to be doing drugs?
873
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:40,211
Like, if I'm addicted
to working and being busy,
874
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,630
I don't think that's the worst thing.
875
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,424
Then I have to go to Washington, D.C.
876
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,343
How about,
"Let me do what I wanna do.
877
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,136
You do you, I'll do me."
878
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:52,306
So, that is how many places
in about four days?
879
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,225
- A lotta places.
- Well, here's to your sanity.
880
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,518
- Five days.
- That's impressive.
881
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,436
Here's to safety,
and, uh, uh, good energy.
882
00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,146
- And a-a positive mind.
- Good energy--
883
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,148
- Here's to Paris, guys, to Paris.
- Paris.
884
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:07,238
Um, you wanted this bed?
885
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,533
No, I don't,
I don't care where I go.
886
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,244
You guys wanted
that second bed.
887
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,328
- Sure.
- The double bed.
888
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,372
Yeah, that was supposed to be
for Khloé, right?
889
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,083
Oh. I was like,
"Who wanted this one?"
890
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,710
Khloé is unbearable these days.
891
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:25,047
Khloé's not coming,
and honestly, she's just not feeling it.
892
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,715
When you're not feeling it,
893
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:30,302
there's nothing that could force you
to come and have a good time.
894
00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:33,472
Like, you will just be miserable.
I'm not in the mood to deal.
895
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,143
Kourtney is at the very end
of her pregnancy.
896
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:40,229
I feel like someone has to be here,
even for all the kids.
897
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:43,649
Like, God forbid
there's a natural disaster.
898
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,067
I just feel like somebody
has to be here.
899
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:48,154
I know I'm an overthinker.
I know I'm insane.
900
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,030
Welcome to my mind.
901
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,450
She needs to get out and live her life.
902
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,161
All arrows are pointing towards misery.
903
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,706
She feels guilty for leaving
and she just should be home.
904
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,207
Au revoir!
905
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:01,625
Ha!
906
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,105
Thirty-minute countdown.
907
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,192
Hey!
908
00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:32,406
Hey! Wait, is this Kylie?
No, Kim.
909
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,908
- Oh!
- Hi!
910
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,993
I saw Ariel and I was like,
"Wait, what?"
911
00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,495
- Hey!
- Wait, are you walking in
912
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,579
- the Victoria Show?
- Yeah.
913
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,872
- Sorry. Hi.
- Hi, babe. How you doin'?
914
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,040
- You alright?
- Good. How are you?
915
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,292
Isn't it starting soon-ish?
916
00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:44,960
5:30.
I love that you're walking
917
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,504
in all the shows right now.
918
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,256
When do you leave? In the morning?
Tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.
919
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,300
Um, and then you go home?
920
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:54,553
I'm actually gonna go
to New York for a day.
921
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,472
Kim is only here for 12 hours.
922
00:41:56,472 --> 00:42:00,601
And I don't know why.
Like, God bless her soul.
923
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:05,481
I have so much respect for the level
of give a [bleep] that she has
924
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:10,110
and flying around to all these places
and more power to her, for sure.
925
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,781
But I just could never,
like, it's so much.
926
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:17,952
Why is everyone
so concerned that I work a lot?
927
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,871
Everyone just has a different
idea of what success is
928
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,289
and looks like to them.
929
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:25,751
And I think you just should be,
like, nonjudgmental of what that is.
930
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,169
It could look like anything.
931
00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,088
I worry about her.
I really do.
932
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:33,300
I think about her often in the sense
of I want her to take a break.
933
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,718
Are you here tomorrow?
934
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,886
- Yeah.
- What are you-- Are you--
935
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:39,765
Do you have stuff tomorrow night...
at, like, 6:00 p.m.?
936
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,684
I don't know.
What, what is-- What's happening?
937
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:44,270
Because Ashleya, Kelsey, me, Hailey,
938
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,021
like, everyone's coming over
and we're gonna watch
939
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,065
The Golden Bachelor
if you wanna watch with us.
940
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,358
Oh, stop it!
Yeah.
941
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,068
What time?
Si-- We were gonna
942
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,987
watch it at six.
Wait, you're gonna watch what?
943
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,488
Golden Bachelor tomorrow.
944
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:56,782
You're leaving, right?
Ugh, I'm dying to see it.
945
00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:59,076
I'm so excited!
You guys are finally
946
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,620
- on my Bachelor bandwagon?
- You know, shut up!
947
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,789
I've been on The Bachelor
with you for years.
948
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,207
- I know.
- You used to make me watch it
949
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:06,292
when I was little.
950
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,751
That's what I'm gonna
watch on the plane.
951
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,628
It's on Hulu!
You can get it on Hulu.
952
00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:10,713
You just download it.
953
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:14,383
Do you remember when
we used to come to Paris
954
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,595
- and I used to get you oatmeal and pasta?
- Oh, we're doing this right now?
955
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,597
- Yeah.
- We're d-- We're getting sentimental?
956
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:20,889
Yeah.
- Okay.
957
00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:24,101
And now you have your own room.
You're all grown up.
958
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,228
Oh, my God, Kendall,
have you seen the show--
959
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,814
Is it, like,
Sexual Attraction or something?
960
00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:30,566
Naked Attraction.
Naked Attraction.
961
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,568
- It's insane. It's pornography.
- It's insane.
962
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,570
No. What is it?
963
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:35,654
Is it reality?
964
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,364
No, they, like--
You-- They judge them by
965
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:40,868
their, like, naked bodies and they--
Stop. I love stuff like this.
966
00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:43,078
No, no no, I have to show you a clip.
Here, wait.
967
00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:44,371
Okay.
Come back in here--
968
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:47,916
Sorry, I'm so popular.
Everybody wants to talk to me.
969
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,419
You're my only friend in here.
970
00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:51,879
Kendall, come here!
971
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,049
Wait, no!
She's mine!
972
00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,717
God!
I'm being summoned here.
973
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:59,219
- I just want you for more than--
- I'll be right back.
974
00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,722
What is happening? God.
975
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:07,186
I feel so desired in this
very moment and I love it.
976
00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,605
Um, no, I'm kidding.
I mean, I'm not kidding,
977
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,691
but everybody loves
feeling a little desire.
978
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,861
What about the one
where you find your family?!
979
00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:18,530
I'm more afraid to keep
my mom waiting, for sure.
980
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,240
Kendall, they zoom in.
981
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,409
- Shut-- This is on TV?
- Yeah.
982
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:25,329
Wait, Kendall, come back here!
I have no one to talk to!
983
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,331
- Look at this vagina on the girl's--
- No!
984
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,083
We're like,
"What the [bleep] is this?"
985
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,627
Kendall, I'm lonely!
986
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:34,922
That is crazy.
I need to watch this show.
987
00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:39,510
- I'm back.
- Kim and I'll be there tonight...
988
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,221
Yup.
- ...to watch
989
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,224
bringing her family to work day.
990
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,308
Indeed.
991
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:49,520
Indeed. I do actually
have to leave, though.
992
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,230
{\an8}I won't see you, but you'll see me.
993
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,981
{\an8}Good luck!
Thanks!
994
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,405
- Oh, my God!
- I didn't even get no pictures with you.
995
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,031
Oh, my God, Kim.
996
00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:03,492
- Thank you.
- That is stunning.
997
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:07,121
{\an8}♪ Ooh, blame it on my attitude ♪
998
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:11,041
{\an8}♪ Blame it, blame it, blame it
on my attitude ♪
999
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:19,216
Ooh, we're in a big traffic jam
in the middle of Paris.
1000
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,346
{\an8}Does it say how much longer, guys?
1001
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:31,353
We are in this crush of traffic.
1002
00:45:31,353 --> 00:45:34,189
We know we're gonna be late.
We feel terrible.
1003
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:35,899
We don't know what else to do.
1004
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,986
It's, like, one road in
and one road out,
1005
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,655
and it's stopped.
1006
00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,950
Do you wanna text Victoria
and tell her we're sorry we're late?
1007
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,243
No.
1008
00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:52,416
{\an8}How far is the walk if we walked it?
Just outta curiosity.
1009
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:57,296
{\an8}I have such anxiety
because I'm never late.
1010
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,590
I don't like to be late.
I like to be early.
1011
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,341
Yeah, this isn't moving.
1012
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:04,970
We gave ourselves plenty
of time to get there, over an hour.
1013
00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:08,140
And here we are in this mess.
1014
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:12,352
And I'm so nervous that
we're not gonna make the show.
1015
00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:14,313
And I know how much
this means to Kim
1016
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:17,316
because Victoria and Kim
are good friends.
1017
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,318
And Kendall's walking the show.
1018
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:21,278
We're so late.
1019
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,830
I haven't seen Kendall walk in so long...
1020
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:32,956
...in person.
1021
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:36,293
You're not gonna miss her so just...
just relax.
1022
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,923
Today, I am walking
the Victoria Beckham Show.
1023
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,466
I'm really excited to be here.
1024
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,968
I'm closing the show,
which is also such an honor.
1025
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,638
And I love my look.
I can't wait for everyone to see.
1026
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,809
Are they waiting for us?
1027
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,186
No but the line is
like crazy to get there.
1028
00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,355
The car ride took us an hour,
1029
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,524
so we're 20 minutes late to the show.
1030
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,609
And I'm not late like that.
1031
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:04,321
I'm very respectful of people's time
and I feel really bad that we're late.
1032
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,535
I'm just stressed out
'cause I just know what's gonna come.
1033
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:12,538
And for everyone
to then start with this story
1034
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:15,249
that we held up the show,
"Who do they think they are?"
1035
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,543
And that Anna was mad.
Hi.
1036
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,961
That we don't like each other.
1037
00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:22,381
I think, if anything, I feel like
we have to be extra on time, early.
1038
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:25,384
Just not give anyone
a reason to talk shit.
1039
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:36,478
Where's Kendall?
Wait a minute, did we miss Kendall?
1040
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,691
I'm like,
"Maybe Kendall got stuck in traffic."
1041
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:41,775
What's happening?
1042
00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:52,202
Kendall, I don't want you
to take this personally,
1043
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,121
but I think I should let you know
1044
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:58,959
that I did not see you walk
because I didn't recognize you.
1045
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,669
It's so horrible.
1046
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,297
My family, my friends,
they didn't recognize me,
1047
00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:04,590
but I kind of love that.
1048
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,675
I-I really--
I kind of love it.
1049
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:11,179
That's, like, kind of always my goal,
is, like, being a chameleon, I guess,
1050
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:14,933
in the sense of becoming
a different character, I don't know.
1051
00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:23,317
Did she walk out the whole time?
1052
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,861
'Cause my mom and I were like
"We missed Kendall."
1053
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:28,113
{\an8}She, she closed.
She was the last one.
1054
00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,573
{\an8}So, she was the final look.
1055
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,700
I feel like you should get
a big pair of glasses.
1056
00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:33,493
I should.
I need them.
1057
00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:36,580
She is so sweet and kind to everyone.
1058
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:37,956
She's the best.
1059
00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:41,251
I came to support Victoria.
I came to support Kendall.
1060
00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:46,256
I love seeing my mom.
I do wish Khloé was here.
1061
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,717
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay, I'll see you later.
1062
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,095
Khloé can be so stuck in a routine.
1063
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,389
She's not gonna
meet anyone in carpool.
1064
00:48:54,389 --> 00:48:56,642
She's not gonna
meet anyone at drop off.
1065
00:48:56,642 --> 00:49:00,437
She's only gonna meet people
when she does adult things.
1066
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:08,737
I think Khloé would be happier if she
wasn't so, like, rigid about a schedule.
1067
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:11,949
Like, I'm not so stuck on things.
1068
00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:21,249
{\an8}Next on, The Kardashians...
1069
00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,961
Woo! Kendall!
1070
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:28,256
{\an8}Malika wants to have another kid.
Why not get it from you?
1071
00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:30,050
I can't [bleep] anymore.
1072
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,134
What?
1073
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:32,844
Oh, I've always wanted
to bang ya. Let's do it.
1074
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:39,017
Tonight is the premiere
of American Horror Story.
1075
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,482
I can officially apply
for a star on the Walk of Fame!
1076
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:47,067
You were really, really good.
1077
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,528
They called me like, "You think Kim
would wanna do her own show?"
1078
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,155
, what did I get
myself into?
1079
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,199
Can I really pull this off?
1080
00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:55,283
Well!
1081
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:56,827
Gerry!
- Hello, everyone!
1082
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,371
Kendall is a huge Golden Bachelor fan.
1083
00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:01,456
- Gerry!
- Hi. How are you?
1084
00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,541
Nice to meet you!
1085
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,626
Your house is a circus
because you have a lot
1086
00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,211
and you have a lot going on.
1087
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:10,215
I wanna be more strict,
but I have a hard time saying no.
1088
00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:11,925
Like, Khloé is so tough.
1089
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,635
Have you talked to her about this...
1090
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:17,055
- No, because she's just very judgmental.
- ...'cause she-- Oh.
1091
00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:19,766
I am a rigid [bleep].
1092
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,560
Au revoir.
1093
00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:06,563
I can't say that, but au revoir.
1094
00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:09,107
Are-vwah?
It's "O."
1095
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:11,109
Au revoir.
Au re-- Au revoir.
1096
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:14,279
Hors d'oeuvre. Order-- What?
1097
00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,573
Maybe it's best you don't go to Paris.