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{\an8}[Kim Kardashian]
This season, on The Kardashians...
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Hi, everybody!
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At the end of the day,
beyond all the glitz and the glam,
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we are just one, big, regular family.
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[bleep] that hoe.
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Listen, you little brat.
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[bleep] off.
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[♪ "Drama" by aespa playing]
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♪ I bring drama-ma-ma-ma ♪
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♪ With my girls in the back ♪
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♪ Girls in the back, drama ♪
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I've gotten the partner.
I've gotten the manufacturer.
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- I've gotten the funding together.
- You're a [bleep] doer, bitch.
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[Kim] Well, I'm saying watch,
for years, she's wanted to do this.
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Yeah. For years, I wanted
to [bleep] grow to be 5'8".
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Oh.
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You don't realize that you sometimes
have a stick up your ass?
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Sisters can be vicious and brutal.
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♪
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You are going through a lot right now
and you're taking it out on me.
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And I could, in a way,
handle it, but only for so long.
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Like, live your [bleep] life.
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Get out!
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Yeah, [bleep] lazy-ass bitch.
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Trust me.
This is nothing.
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I had my scan.
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[crying] They found a cyst
and, like, a little tumor.
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[Kylie Jenner]
Why is it okay? It's 2024.
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Like, to talk about
someone's looks so much?
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Yeah.
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Your personal life being
in the media can make anything
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10 times more stressful
than what it already is.
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Like, I've never cried about this before,
but I guess it does affect me.
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It would affect anyone.
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I will get involved
when I [bleep] wanna get involved
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because nobody will tell
me not to get involved
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when it comes to one of my kids.
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[Khloé Kardashian]
Why are you crying?
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Just don't think I can do it.
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[Khloé] She's not
gonna change her mind.
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You enable her.
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[Kris Jenner]
Growing up in the public eye,
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it's much more magnified
and it's much more emotional and scary
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when you're doing it
in front of the whole world.
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[laughter]
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- Woo!
- Cheers.
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Oh, Mom!
I don't have clothes on!
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[Kim]
Woo! I did it!
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[Khloé]
It is so [bleep] nice out here.
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[all]
Cheers!
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♪
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What if you have your baby on Halloween?
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- Who wouldn't want Halloween?
- You're a better girl than I.
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[whispers]
We knew that.
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She's ready to pop.
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What if your water broke, like, right now?
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[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
Well, let's not say that
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'cause I need to, like, have sex.
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I need a martini.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Kourtney yells]
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[screaming]
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[Khloé]
Woo!
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♪
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[♪ music climaxes]
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- [Kim] Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!
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Welcome back to Season Five,
mother-[bleep].
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♪
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ha ♪
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- [Melissa Kolker] It's wild.
- [Kourtney] I love being pregnant.
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- I thought you did.
- [Jessica Wolfson] I did.
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- You did, right?
- [Melissa] Yeah, I did.
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[crosstalk]
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I feel like I still get,
like, phantom kicks.
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{\an8}[Kourtney]
I feel like it's empowering.
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{\an8}It is, and to give birth and then
to, like, feed from your breasts?
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Like, just milk spurting out everywhere.
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{\an8}You know Melissa Kolker has a trick?
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- No, I can't do it anymore!
- Oh, really?!
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I could get a good squirt
across the room and then--
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[Kourtney] Like, a long squirt,
more than I could squirt
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when I had tons of milk.
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It's really good for you.
So, like, I would take, like,
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a shot of it if I didn't feel well.
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I only do plant-based milk, sorry.
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- Do you drink regular milk?
- [Jessica] I do.
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- You would.
- [laughter]
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I would see that.
I can see that.
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[Producer] How are you feeling?
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I feel great.
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I feel the oxytocin
and all the good pregnancy
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hormones.
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I have, like, "pinch me" moments
all day long where I'm like,
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"Wait, we're, like, really having a baby."
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{\an8}Hi, baby.
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{\an8}[Travis Barker] [over phone]
Goin' on stage. I love you.
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{\an8}I love you and I hope
you have the best show.
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- Do you want me to say your prayer?
- Sure.
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Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you
keep a wall of fire around Travis.
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May he have the best show and protect
him from the fire and the riser
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and keep his head clear
and his fingers safe
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and that he has the best show.
In Jesus's name. Amen.
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[Travis] Thank you, God. Amen.
I love you, babe.
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- I'll call you after my show.
- I love you. Have the best show.
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Mwah.
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How many weeks are you?
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- Thirty-one and a half.
- [Sarah Howard] Amazing.
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[Producer] Kourt, do you want to
talk about what happened?
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- Not really.
- [Sarah] She's like, "No."
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- [Melissa chuckles]
- [Kourtney] Um,
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- I--
- So, Travis left when?
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Uh, two days ago.
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[Producer] The scare that happened.
Talk us through a little bit of that.
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[Kourtney]
We had planned a scan at home,
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so that all the kids could see the baby,
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and Travis was leaving--
about to leave for tour.
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The doctor who will come
to the house to do the scan
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is a high-risk doctor who's
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really detailed and thorough
at looking for everything.
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And something caught his eye
where he wanted me to see,
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um, a couple specialists
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and I had to go in for fetal surgery
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where, like, they do surgery on the baby,
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which was terrifying.
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You knew the night before
that you were gonna have it
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- in the morning.
- [Jessica] That's, like, so stressful.
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- So stressful. Yeah.
- [Jessica] And you were, like,
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- by yourself?
- Yeah, I was like, "Who can take me?"
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'Cause they were like,
"You can't eat or drink
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and someone has to drive you."
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And then my mom took me
and then that's when Travis flew home.
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The thing that was awful
was his Wi-Fi was broken on the plane.
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- [Melissa] Oh, my God.
- So, the whole time,
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- he couldn't get updated.
- [crosstalk]
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And you were already in the hospital
or you had the procedure?
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[Kourtney] He took off and then I think
I had it, like, a couple hours later,
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and I was sending him updates
and my mom was sending
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- him updates.
- [Sarah] And it was going green?
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- [crosstalk]
- Yeah, and he couldn't get, um, anything
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and he kept checking the whole--
every two hours on the plane.
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Like, "Can you reset the Wi-Fi?"
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And they were like, "It broke
on the last-- like two flights ago."
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By the time he got home,
I had already had my surgery
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'cause it was, like,
they had to do it right away.
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So, my mom took me to the surgery
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and then, Travis,
as soon as he landed,
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came straight to the hospital
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and then took over
and slept at the hospital with me.
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[Jessica]
He loves you so much.
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- [Melissa] Yeah.
- It's really, like--
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I said to him after, I was like,
"You're really my husband."
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[friends]
Aww.
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But he was, like--
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[Sarah] Didn't it feel good
to have that partnership,
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- though?
- Yeah, totally.
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Do they know how quickly
it manifested itself?
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- Because don't you get the scans often?
- [Kourtney] It was, it was quick.
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- Yeah, it was quick.
- [Sarah] So, you caught it early then.
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- The timing of it was miraculous.
- [Jessica] Oh, wow.
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Like, that, like, saved everything.
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I just feel so grateful that,
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ya know, how everything played out
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and for the doctors that really
helped to make the best decisions
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that really saved our baby.
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Dr. Rad was like,
"That was a trauma
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"and, like, I want you guys
to be able to, like, take a second
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and know that that was really traumatic."
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There's some superpower that I have that,
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in emergency situations,
I get really calm
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and then right when
we left I was like, "Okay."
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I could take a deep breath,
I could cry, I could get it out.
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I probably cried more than
you cried, [chuckles] um...
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I just know your whole
journey to get here,
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you just have such great faith
in-in a higher power that
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you knew that this was--
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- that you were gonna get pregnant.
- Mm-hmm.
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Like, when everyone was telling you,
"No, it can't happen. It can't happen."
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[exhales]
The whole thing.
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Literally, I feel like
I'm having a hot flash.
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- [Kourtney] Oh, my gosh.
- [Sarah] It's giving me anxiety.
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So many people, like,
they were s-so grateful that
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I posted something about it because
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{\an8}they said so many people don't feel
comfortable even telling their friends
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or their family members
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because they're, like,
did they do something wrong,
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or different things.
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But my doctor's like,
"There's nothing that you did wrong.
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"It's not age-related.
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It's, like, just a super rare
thing that happened."
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But then I was like,
after this happened, I was like,
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"God's got this.
We're good.
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"This is a miracle
and we're just
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gonna be super positive."
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Your whole journey has just been--
it's a beautiful journey,
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but it's really, you know,
it's been intense
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- and you're at the finish line.
- Yeah.
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- And you feel good.
- I feel good.
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- But I also felt good, so I'm, like...
- [Jessica] Yeah.
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...if I don't feel movement
for, like, five minutes,
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I'm, like, shaking him up.
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Because of the emergency
fetal surgery that I had to have,
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I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest
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because there's...
a hole in the amniotic sac
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from where they had
to go in to the surgery.
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So, I'm not allowed to drive,
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I'm not allowed to stand
for more than 20 minutes.
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I'm really not leaving
the house, in other words.
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Did you guys get
my baby shower invite?
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- [friends] Yes.
- [Kourtney] I haven't seen it.
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- She never sent it to me.
- Oh, it's so cute.
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- It's so cute.
- Is it supposed to be a surprise, though?
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- [Kourtney] I don't know. I don't know.
- Like, the theme and everything?
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- [crosstalk]
- Yeah, I'm definitely not blowing that.
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I mean, I gave ideas
of, like, just vintage Disney...
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- [Jessica] Yeah.
- ...but I don't know what--
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Okay, so you know
it's, like, Disney theme?
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- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- Okay.
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My mom was asking me
about the food and I was like,
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"What? There's no mention of pretzels?"
Ya know, Mickey Mouse pretzels?
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And there's no Disneyland churros?
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We have to have those.
Those are iconic.
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How amazing would that be?
She agreed.
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And then, beyond that,
I was like, "You know what? Enjoy."
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I know how much she loves to do it
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and I think it's really one
of my lessons in life this year
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is to not plan, like,
overly plan and control.
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Okay, who wants to move that tray?
'Cause I'm not allowed to move anything.
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[laughter]
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[♪ "Work Bitch" by Britney Spears playing]
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♪ Bring it on, ring the alarm ♪
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♪ Don't stop now, just be the champion ♪
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♪ You want a Maserati? ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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Last year, I made a commitment
to myself that I was gonna slow down.
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Wow.
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- Take some time off.
- ♪ No time to quit now ♪
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I was [bleep] lying to myself
'cause I've never been busier
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and it's just...
it's just who I am.
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Being busy and working
is my happy place.
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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I'm in New York.
I'm here for just 24 hours
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and I've got Paris coming up.
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♪ Live in a big mansion? ♪
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- [camera clicking]
- ♪ Party in France? ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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Has Kim Kardashian slowed down?
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No.
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♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
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I'm running a business,
back and forth from meetings
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and I'm in law school
and on top of that,
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I'm a mom of four
and it is the most important job.
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♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪
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I have a new agent.
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I sound so Hollywood,
but I'm not in that world yet.
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I have to prove myself.
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♪ Break it down ♪
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[Producer] How are you going to do it all?
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I don't know.
[softly] I'm like, "I don't know."
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Love. Wow.
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- [whispers] Help me.
- ♪ You better work, bitch ♪
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S.O.S.
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[♪ upbeat funk music playing]
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[birds cawing]
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ [echoes] Yeah ♪
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Hello?
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Season Five,
which means, by the way,
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if you add in the 20 seasons
we did previously
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and these five seasons,
that's 25 seasons.
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So, I think somebody should
give me a 25th anniversary gift.
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How 'bout that?
Aren't you glad you brought that up?
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- [Scott Disick] Yello!
- There you are.
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Wow, somebody's lost a lotta weight.
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- Wearin' my new glasses, I see.
- Look at the glasses you bought me!
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- Hi.
- Oh, is that what you were tellin'
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- me about?
- Hi.
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- Yeah, but I got you some.
- You look great!
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Scott looks great.
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And I know that he has
really struggled the last year or so.
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You're really livin' large these days.
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I've gained a lotta weight here
'cause of my back.
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[Khloé] This is probably
the unhealthiest I've seen him.
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And I felt like he was
not in the best place
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and it made me really sad.
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[Khloé]
Wow, you're really being healthy.
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- Lemme show you this trick.
- Lemme throw it.
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- Lemme throw it.
- To me?
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[laughing]
Scott.
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[Scott] I get nervous
throwin' balls in your face.
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I'm used to someone with better aim.
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- Alright, you ready? Hello!
- Scott.
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Listen, I'm not
a [bleep] basketball player.
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Well, yeah, that's what I'm used to.
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- So, are you-- C-Can you not?
- Obviously. What are they like?
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- Shooting hoops?
- Like, throwing balls in my mouth.
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Season Five, we are back,
almost like we never left.
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It might feel that way to some.
[whispers] Me.
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- Can you do a better job?
- Alright, hold on.
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[Khloé]
Everything is really great right now.
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I think I'm still shedding my 30s.
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I just wanna be
with my kids, enjoy my home.
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Ha-ha. Yes!
[clapping]
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Just dumb, regular-shmegular shit.
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How's Mason?
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He's great.
He's been really unbelievable.
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And, like, we're closer than ever.
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And he's extremely excited
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about his new car that you
promised him in three years.
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- So, he looks--
- Thirty-six months.
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- He'll be 14 in, like, two months.
- Yeah.
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Khloé, you used to drive
when you were his same age.
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But you lied to me and said that
I had a government license.
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- What?!
- So, you're the one who told me that
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- I was allowed to take the kids to school.
- Why-- Wait, what?!
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You drove the kids to school
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- without a license?!
- At 14!
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And she said you had
a government license?
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- [Khloé] So, I couldn't drive and...
- This is insane.
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...I was a great driver.
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A government-issued license
in the state of California
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is something I think I made up.
[chuckles]
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A government-issued license is...
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bullshit.
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It was a little bit
different back then.
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Don't judge me...
until you've walked in my shoes.
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We're all going to jail.
[laughs]
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She would've had
all of her kids taken away
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- if this story came out when we were--
- Totally. Yeah.
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- [Scott] Oh, my God. Right.
- This one, I used to-- She used to--
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With my "government license"
before I could drive,
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we would all go out
to, like, The Standard,
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- that hotel.
- [Kris] Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the Mondrian.
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- Mom got shitfaced.
- Really?
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[Khloé] And she was like--
She-- And it was only her and I.
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I'm driving on the freeway, I'm 15,
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I'm not, like, qual-- like,
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- this is a lot for me.
- [Scott] Right.
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And then she's just ha--
head hangin' out, whatever.
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Like, that's not what you're
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- supposed to do.
- No warning!
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All of a sudden, bleh.
And we're on the freeway.
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- Oh, and it hits the car?
- It shoots back-- No, into me!
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It comes back into the car?!
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And I start crying.
I go, "Please! Mom, Mom!"
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- And, and she kept throwing up.
- You are a role model.
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- [laughing]
- No, listen, she was throwing up,
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and I w-- I had this,
let me tell you, I know the coat.
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Kim and her ex-husband,
the first one, bought me this coat.
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It was the most expensive
thing I ever owned.
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- It was shearling.
- To this day?
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[Khloé] It was just--
I remember white shearling.
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It was navy suede on the outside.
That's what I was wearing.
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And you can't get acidic throwup
out of suede. Okay?
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I take her home,
we pull in, Mom is such a legend.
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You know when you go
on the house phone, you all call?
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- And she goes, "Bruce!"
- She all calls.
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-"Clean it up!"
-"Bruce, I need you to know I threw up
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and if we don't clean it now,
the paint's gonna peel!"
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He hosed my jacket down too
and R.I.P. to the jacket.
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00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,459
Have you not seen that bullshit
she's doin' right now?
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Say whatever you want.
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00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,505
There is this new documentary
about our family
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00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:08,509
and apparently,
whoever, has been calling
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people that have either
once been in our lives
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or are in our lives
to do the documentary
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and no one really has agreed
to do it, except for Caitlyn.
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[interviewer] [in recording]
What was it like working with your wife?
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[Caitlyn Jenner] [recording]
Anyway, here we go.
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Ugh.
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Kris wanted to be more than
just a housewife.
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00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,448
Well, shoot me, I wanted
to be more than just a housewife.
377
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,158
Okay, so...
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kill me.
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00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,998
Caitlyn is completely free
to do whatever she wants.
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I do find it strange that she
would agree to do a documentary
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that I would imagine isn't trying
to paint us in the most beautiful light.
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I just know she wouldn't
like that about her.
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00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,515
I got so many text messages saying like,
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"Doesn't that hurt your feelings,
385
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,395
that, like, this is what, you know,
your stepdad says about you?"
386
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,689
And it honestly doesn't.
387
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,316
I had such a great stepdad who raised me.
388
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,486
So, like, none of those
things that are said,
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even if twisted or whatever
are gonna make me think differently
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00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,160
of, like, the, the life I had.
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00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,328
People have pointed fingers
at her over the years
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as if she was the one
that instigated being mean
393
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,542
or being unkind
or being this or being that
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00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,378
- or not understanding.
- No, she-- People didn't, Caitlyn did.
395
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- Caitlyn always made you look like that.
- [Kris] Yeah, yeah.
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That's what I'm tryin' to say,
but even more so now than ever.
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Even a few years ago,
when she asked for, like, help
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00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,971
with the YouTube channel
and she still gave a helping hand.
399
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,056
She still tried to help.
400
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,725
She still went out
of her way and now this?
401
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,479
This was my dad for 24 years.
Like, it hurts me too.
402
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,689
- I could totally understand that.
- And I was very close to Bruce.
403
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,107
- Right.
- [Khloé] Bruce and I--
404
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,444
I used to lay in bed with him
and watch [bleep] Unsolved Mysteries
405
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,279
and all this shit all the time.
406
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,531
- He was an unsolved mystery.
- Ugh! [bleep].
407
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,283
Okay, what are we talkin' about?
408
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,369
Um, I have to go pack for Paris.
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00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,080
- [Scott] So, what are you--
- Are you coming?
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00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,290
- What is Paris?
- [Kris] Paris Fashion Week.
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00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,375
Oh, my God,
I forgot about that.
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00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,919
- Are you gonna come?
- [Khloé] I don't know.
413
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,337
[Kris]
Oh, come on.
414
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,005
- It's so chill.
- [Kris] Scott's gonna stay there
415
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and take care of the kids,
do the carpool.
416
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,967
- So much work.
- [Scott] You gotta get fitted.
417
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,344
Different outfit for every day.
418
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,387
- Different situations.
- No, I'm going for 12 hours.
419
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,848
- For what?
- I don't know, 'cause I'm with Kim.
420
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,142
There's a couple things
that are holding me back
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00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,853
from wanting to go to Paris.
422
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,691
School has just started
and the school routine is a routine
423
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,570
and especially, when Kim told me
we're in Paris for 12 hours,
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00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,573
that didn't really seal the deal for me.
425
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:40,702
Kim can fly by the seat
of her pants, but it's not me.
426
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,955
Like, I'm not gonna change who I am.
427
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,333
I was like, "You know what,
I actually don't care to do this.
428
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,043
I would rather be with my kids."
429
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,505
- I have to go pack. I'm a very busy girl.
- You don't pack yourself.
430
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,507
Well, I organize and I--
431
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,218
So, you throw it out there
and you say... [snaps]
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
433
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,267
♪ Now I'm fresh and clean ♪
434
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,351
♪ I'm smellin' like a flower ♪
435
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,477
♪ And my dress is mean ♪
436
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,645
♪ I feel I got the power ♪
437
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,189
♪ Have self-esteem,
I'm beamin', dreamin' ♪
438
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,275
♪ Of the time I'm gonna have a night ♪
439
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,401
♪ Where's the party at? ♪
440
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,361
♪ I'm gonna take flight ♪
441
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,779
Hello?
442
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,116
Oh.
Hi, it's me!
443
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,243
- Todd Kraines.
- [laughter]
444
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,745
- Hi!
- Hey!
445
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,708
Tristan has just been signed
back to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
446
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,459
- How are ya?
- [Tristan Thompson] Good, how are you?
447
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,544
[Khloé]
Good.
448
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,046
He is about to go to Cleveland
in the next couple days
449
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,215
and the bird's leaving the nest.
450
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,636
Go fly, little bird, go fly.
Don't come back anytime soon.
451
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,264
- How's your day goin'?
- [Tristan] Good. Packing.
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00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,310
I feel like the past
couple years have been,
453
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I don't know if traumatic
is too big of a word.
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00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,063
[Producer] It's not.
455
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,691
But I feel like-- Okay.
I feel like the past couple years
456
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,695
or maybe the past decade
has really been a very
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00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,780
heavy time in my life.
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00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,910
And I don't necessarily get
a lot of time to just, like, heal.
459
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,953
I thought you weren't
packing a lotta stuff.
460
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,455
Even when you say
you're not packin' a lot,
461
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,748
- you still bring a lot.
- Oh yeah.
462
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,832
[Tristan]
Right?
463
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,667
And so,
I am just taking time for me,
464
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,085
and I'm not doing anything special.
465
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,171
I'm not doing anything different,
466
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,255
[groans]
467
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,757
but I just wanna be
in the moment more.
468
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,843
I wanna put my energy
into things that make me happy.
469
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,970
How are you feeling about leaving?
470
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,848
I guess it's bittersweet, it's a lot.
471
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,060
Going to Cleveland
and-and-and not having Amari there
472
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,353
with me is definitely
gonna be tough.
473
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,439
Well, he's better here
'cause this is where his doctors are
474
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,317
and it's better for him
to be around family and the kids.
475
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,152
That's gonna be the--
probably the challenging part,
476
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,738
not havin' that team,
that-that team at home
477
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,198
to lean on when things get tough.
478
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,617
I don't know if you remember
when you first came back here,
479
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,535
- that was a transition for you...
- Mm-hmm.
480
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,371
...not having your basketball routine
481
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,873
and then you're like...
"I'm doing this routine?"
482
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,500
Not like it's bad,
but you just had to, like,
483
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,294
get reprogrammed into doing that
484
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,838
and then it's basically
what you're gonna be doing now.
485
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,049
Like, it's just a reprogramming and...
486
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,469
it's a short time period
in the grand scheme of things.
487
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,680
Mm-hmm.
Daddy gotta go work.
488
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,848
The move in
and all of these changes,
489
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,977
it was still just
so overwhelming for me.
490
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,771
[Tristan]
Oh, they put the blinds up! Okay, awesome.
491
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,816
And so, now, like, even just
when he moved into his house
492
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,986
and I had my home back,
I was like, [sigh of relief].
493
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,696
[Tristan]
This is little Tutu's room.
494
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,281
[Khloé]
It's so cute.
495
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,660
Now that he's going to Cleveland,
I can imagine I'll just feel a relief.
496
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,495
[Tristan]
See the picture I have right here?
497
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,957
I don't care who it is.
I need a-- I need space.
498
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,419
I mean, we can just combine both houses
and just live one, big, happy family.
499
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,629
- No.
- Just make a big trail, like a,
500
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,048
like a big tunnel, you know?
501
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,425
- Like a overpass...
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,218
...from here to-to-to your house.
503
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,761
- [Khloé] That's normal.
- Yeah.
504
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,680
- Like--
- I know, we were a great dynamic duo,
505
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,098
you know, like,
peanut butter and jelly?
506
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,350
You know I'm always gonna
come with these: fire and ice...
507
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,270
salt and pepper...
508
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,732
Batman and Robin.
509
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,943
[Khloé] Like, come on, let's just--
You know where I stand.
510
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,404
Are you just naming,
like, random two things?
511
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,572
[Tristan]
Yeah.
512
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,158
Sometimes I hate
how much I have to think
513
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:10,537
and be on guard
to not do anything that might
514
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,790
ever give a glimmer that there's hope.
515
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,875
M'kay.
516
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,711
Thank you.
517
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,423
Okay, thank you.
You gotta let go.
518
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,427
- Don't walk so close to me.
- [Tristan laughs]
519
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,429
[Producer] I believe it was season 2,
520
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,807
that you said once they get in,
they never leave.
521
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,476
Yep. They really don't.
522
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,604
They just don't leave,
even when you ask them to.
523
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,189
They just keep stayin'.
524
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:42,986
Well...
525
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,364
alright.
526
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,534
[sighs]
It's never gonna end.
527
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,619
Bye.
528
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,917
[♪ upbeat music playing]
529
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,593
- Your dress is amazing.
- Okay, I'm excited to see.
530
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:07,803
And I would love you to try it--
531
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,304
- Of course.
- [Kendall Jenner] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
532
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,181
[Producer] Season 5.
533
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,642
Season Five.
Welcome back.
534
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,894
- [producer] How's it goin'?
- It's goin' great.
535
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:16,978
[Producer] Talk a little bit about that.
536
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:19,940
You feel like you're managing
anxiety better in your life?
537
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,024
I wanna say something.
538
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:24,403
I feel like I am, obviously,
the most boring sister,
539
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,614
but, like, [laughing] genuinely,
like, I watched the show back
540
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:30,242
and I'm just like,
"I talk about the same thing
541
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,535
over and over again."
542
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,911
I'm always talkin'
'bout my baby horse,
543
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,747
my [bleep] horses,
and then, like, uh, my anxiety.
544
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,291
The type of anxiety that I suffer from.
545
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,252
Lot of anxiety in settings like this.
546
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,295
That's my horse right here,
the mixed colored one.
547
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,965
I'm having a baby... horse.
548
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,468
"Boring" is a really negative word,
that's for sure, 'cause I'm not boring,
549
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,095
and ask any one
of my best friends.
550
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,347
I am a good time, 'kay?
551
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,849
- It's gonna be fun. I'm excited!
- Yeah.
552
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,017
I am in Paris for Fashion Week.
553
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,727
Oh my God, it's done.
554
00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,604
- I'm excited, perfect.
- [designer] It's supposed to be
555
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,689
super long.
556
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,649
I am walking the Victoria Beckham Show.
557
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,609
We have a L'Oréal fashion show.
558
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:05,694
You like?
559
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,904
And tonight, I have dinner with Kylie,
560
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,322
which I'm excited about.
561
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:11,616
I really love alone time with Kylie.
562
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,118
I think we're both pretty busy,
563
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,036
so when we get to have
these one-on-one moments,
564
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,746
it's always really special.
565
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,207
I know, you really did your thing, guys.
566
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,751
Right?
I mean, only the best for you.
567
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:22,836
[Kendall]
Thank you.
568
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,596
This [bleep] whore
just made me wait for an hour.
569
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,097
Just have to take
a selfie really quick.
570
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,808
- [producer laughing]
- [laughs] No, no, seriously,
571
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,269
- I look really good right now.
- [laughter]
572
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,521
- [camera clicks]
- Hot.
573
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,316
Anyway, what, what were you saying?
574
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,652
Hi, Season Five.
It feels good to be back.
575
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,446
I haven't sat in this chair in a while.
576
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,947
What are you laughing at?
577
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,492
She just made me wait for an hour
578
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,786
in her hotel room
for her to do a photo shoot.
579
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,079
[Kylie]
Whatever!
580
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,082
- And now we are finally on our way.
- It's Fashion Week!
581
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,002
Well, you could've done
your photo shoot after dinner!
582
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,171
- But Kendall--
- And, and had some consideration
583
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,049
- for my time.
- Oh, oh, that's gonna be really hard.
584
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,135
[♪ French pop music playing]
585
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,727
♪
586
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,399
[Kendall]
Did you try this? This is so yum.
587
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,652
- Are they hearts?
- Are they hearts?
588
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:29,945
- [server] Yeah.
- So cute.
589
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,655
[Kendall]
Oh, my God! So cute.
590
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,991
- How's everything with everything?
- [both chuckling]
591
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:38,662
My drama is that I went
to the Dolce & Gabbana show.
592
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,121
They wanted me to, like, walk out
593
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,498
- right before the show.
- Mm-hmm.
594
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,791
[Kylie]
I was having the best time.
595
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,293
I was, like, taking pictures,
I was just chatting with everyone.
596
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,378
Hi!
597
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,047
Then, as I walked out, Kendall,
598
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,590
and I saw everyone sitting,
599
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:53,343
- then I realized, "Oh, shit."
- Everyone's gonna say, yeah.
600
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,513
"Everyone sitting here
for the last hour is gonna think
601
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,765
- that they were waiting for me."
- Yeah, yeah. [laughs]
602
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,350
The show started, it's fine.
603
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,603
And then, then, of course,
all these reporters that are there
604
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,021
start going on TikTok and like,
605
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,065
"Well, then, like, you know,
this is how the Dolce show went
606
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,859
"and Kylie held the show up
for 47 minutes.
607
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,528
We're all waiting there for Kylie."
608
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:12,862
And I'm like... [gasps].
609
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,365
Bonding with Kendall is the best.
610
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:20,662
I'm just so grateful to have
a sister so close in age to me.
611
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,163
I mean, she's, like, really old.
612
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:26,042
We accept each other for who we are.
Opposites attract.
613
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:29,963
That is true.
And we're just a good team.
614
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:32,966
- [laughter]
- Kendall.
615
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:40,432
[♪ "Amaryllis" by The London
West End Orchestra playing]
616
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,900
[Kris]
Can I get one that says "Kris"?
617
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,402
[worker]
Absolutely.
618
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,656
[Kris] This is so cute.
I can't take it.
619
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,409
Thank you, guys.
620
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:01,786
Alright.
621
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:07,000
I am so excited for Kourtney to see
what we've done for her baby shower.
622
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,084
Hi!
623
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,669
Kourtney's favorite thing is Disney
624
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,131
and we've been going to Disneyland
since Kourtney was born,
625
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,760
so this is a very special place
in Kourtney's heart.
626
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,303
[Mindy Weiss]
I'm gonna get those hats done.
627
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,096
- Okay. Okay.
- I'll be right back.
628
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,891
[Kris]
So, I thought I'd bring Disneyland to her
629
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,477
for her baby shower
and do it in my backyard.
630
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:29,022
A little Chrome Hearts
stroller never hurt anybody.
631
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,233
Listen, I'll have a baby shower today.
632
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:35,695
I'm having a-a ball, by the way.
633
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,991
And we have our family tradition
of the baby bookcase.
634
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,077
So, we just filled that up with books.
635
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,578
This is so cute.
636
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,832
Oh, Kourtney just FaceTimed me.
637
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,544
[FaceTime ringing]
638
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,549
- [Kourtney] [over phone] Hey, Mom.
- Hi, sweetheart.
639
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,385
[Kourtney]
You're not gonna believe this,
640
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,970
but I tested positive for Covid.
641
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,264
[Kris]
Oh no!
642
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,184
[♪ tense music playing]
643
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,602
Unbelievable.
644
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:11,439
Can you please ask Mindy to come in?
645
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,858
Can she come in here right away?
646
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,902
It's important.
647
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,987
Wait, stand over there...
648
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,407
- because...
- Yeah?
649
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,910
...Kourtney isn't able
to come to the shower.
650
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,830
{\an8}- Seriously?
- Yeah, she's not coming.
651
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,998
{\an8}Is she sick?
652
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:30,709
She has Covid.
653
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,878
The morning of my baby shower,
654
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,881
I woke up and tested positive for Covid,
655
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,300
right when I was
about to start getting ready.
656
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,302
I want to cry.
657
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:44,013
- I mean, it's just...
- I know.
658
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,183
...you've done such a beautiful job,
659
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:50,687
and it's just hitting me that--
I'm like, "Are you [bleep] kidding?"
660
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,774
You always have the best attitude.
I didn't know who else to tell.
661
00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,609
I wanna hug you,
but I was with her too.
662
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,862
- I'm just gonna keep my distance.
- [Mindy] Right.
663
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,989
- [Kris] I'm gonna get tested.
- [Mindy] And Travis has it too?
664
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,532
- Or no?
- [Kris] Travis has Covid.
665
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,617
I'm, I'm kinda-
I'm, like-- I'm shaking.
666
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,703
I'm so-- I just want
Kourtney to be okay.
667
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:10,206
She's a high-risk pregnancy.
This is really crazy.
668
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:15,754
I was just wanting to make her happy.
So... dang!
669
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,255
I don't know why I'm emotional,
670
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:21,301
but I just want her to be okay
and I'm a little worried.
671
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,266
- [♪ intense music playing]
- [machine clunking]
672
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,687
[Kourtney] [over phone] Travis is gonna
pick me up 'cause I can't drive.
673
00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,022
Right.
674
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,107
I didn't know what to do
and my mom was like,
675
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,610
"Well, you have to come
see the baby shower.
676
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,196
Like, you have to see
what's going on over here."
677
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,405
So I did.
678
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,949
So, we were just gonna
both come see it be--
679
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,535
hopefully, before people come,
we're gonna come now.
680
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,454
- Okay.
- I don't know if you want us
681
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,791
to get outside of the car
and come see it and wear masks?
682
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,794
Yeah. Get out of the car
and then wear a mask
683
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,588
- and come to the front door.
- Okay.
684
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:03,426
The first part of Travis's
European tour is over
685
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:08,640
and he flies home
and we test him for Covid.
686
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,143
He wants to test.
He's negative.
687
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,896
Okay, I'll see you in 10 minutes.
688
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,315
- Okay, I'll see you soon, bye.
- O-Okay, bye.
689
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,235
We make out for six hours
690
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:24,030
and then, I feel that he is hot.
691
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,908
Like, his head feels very warm.
692
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,077
[Producer] But not because of making out.
693
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:32,121
Not-Not a making out
type of warm, like, a really warm.
694
00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:36,459
And then he tests positive for Covid.
695
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:40,213
- The shower starts in 20 minutes, right?
- [Mindy] I know. Uh-huh.
696
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:44,467
[Kris]
So, I think it's crazy to call 50 guests
697
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:47,428
or a hundred people and go, "Don't come."
698
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:51,224
- [Mindy] I think they'll have fun--
- [Kris] With all this beautiful food
699
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,393
and everything going on here
that you guys have worked
700
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,894
for two days putting it together.
701
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,230
I think everybody comes by, has breakfast.
702
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,607
- [Mindy] Yes.
- Some things you just
703
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,651
don't have any control of.
704
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:06,072
And the most important thing today
is Kourtney's health
705
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,783
and making sure her and the baby are okay.
706
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:13,705
Is that them?!
Okay, we're ready!
707
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,917
Okay. Start singing.
Here they come. They're right there.
708
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,838
[quartet] [singing]
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
709
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,131
[Kourtney]
Oh, my gosh.
710
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,216
♪ Hello, my baby ♪
711
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,135
♪ Hello, my honey ♪
712
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,722
♪ Hello, my ragtime, ragtime gal ♪
713
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,432
[Kourtney]
We really didn't know what to do.
714
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,726
If we should separate or what.
715
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:38,521
- Aww.
- ♪ Baby, my heart's on fire ♪
716
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:42,901
[Kourtney] I stayed in the guest room
and we FaceTimed all night.
717
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:49,282
But I think that first six hours of just
making out was like, "I got Covid."
718
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,577
Aw, look at the "Baby Barker".
It's like Disneyland.
719
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,371
♪ Tell me, I'm... ♪
720
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,041
- [Kourtney] So cute.
- Thank you. Congratulations.
721
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,751
[Kourtney]
Thank you!
722
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,503
[Travis]
Looks so good. Thank you.
723
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:07,884
{\an8}[Kourtney] This is so cute.
They have, like, the little Mickey things.
724
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,470
[Travis]
Babe, the most important part right here.
725
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,430
- [Kourtney] The churros?
- [Travis] The churro station.
726
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,349
[Kourtney]
I told my mom she had to have that.
727
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,267
It was Disney-themed.
728
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,561
Oh, my God, look at the cake.
729
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,688
- So cute.
- [Kourtney] The pretzels are so cute!
730
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,816
I needed pretzels and churros
and I got them both.
731
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,276
I need a pretzel.
732
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,986
[Travis]
Definitely indulges in that.
733
00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,155
[Kourtney]
Mom, this is crazy!
734
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,574
I feel like we just need to do it again.
735
00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:32,659
Okay.
736
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:33,868
Hi mom.
737
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,621
{\an8}- Hi, is this the cutest?
- [Penelope Disick] Yeah.
738
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,539
{\an8}- [Travis] Hi, Penelope.
- [Penelope] Hello.
739
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,832
{\an8}[Travis] Did you see the cake, babe?
740
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,126
- [Kourtney] Oh, I didn't.
- [Travis] Oh, my gosh.
741
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:44,712
{\an8}[Kourtney]
This is the cutest ever, Mom.
742
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,798
{\an8}[Kris]
I'm not allowed to get near you.
743
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,716
{\an8}[Kourtney]
Oh, my gosh!
744
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,763
This is the longest
that I haven't been to Disneyland...
745
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,267
and so my mom, basically,
brought Disneyland to me.
746
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,231
{\an8}It's, like, couldn't be a more perfect
shower for me and Travis.
747
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:06,943
[♪ "Saturday's Game"
by Len Stevens playing]
748
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,948
Let's just sit here
and then we'll tell everyone
749
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,700
not to sit here after us.
750
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,619
[Khloé] This is the cutest
[bleep] thing I've ever seen.
751
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,914
Can those guys come
to my house later and just sing to me?
752
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,207
'Cause I love those little men.
753
00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:22,500
- We'll send them over.
- [Khloé] Yeah.
754
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,379
This baby shower that my mom
put together is so adorable.
755
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,007
{\an8}It's so Kourtney.
It is perfect.
756
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,133
One on each lap.
757
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:35,179
My mom thought about every little thing.
758
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,016
Everything in Kourtney's eyes
that she would want and love.
759
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,143
[Kim]
How cute is this Wishing Tree?
760
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,770
And I believe that love is in the details.
761
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,855
Hi!
762
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,898
- [Atiana De La Hoya] Hi, how are you?
- Happy Sunday!
763
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,191
Yes, very exciting.
764
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,360
[Khloé] [laughs]
She's like, "Yes."
765
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,987
They're over there in their cage.
766
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:55,116
I'm not even hungry,
but I needed to have this.
767
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,743
[Travis]
I think you can stay right here, babe,
768
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:59,412
and have people come in
and... you just, like--
769
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,831
You're almost like a Disney character,
you just sit here and wave.
770
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,750
- [camera clicks]
- [Khloé] Oh, my gosh!
771
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,377
We gotta do them all over again.
772
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,837
How cute is this?
773
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,131
- It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
- [Kourtney] How cute is it?
774
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:13,634
I was, like, should we redo it
at my house in, like, two weeks?
775
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,344
- [Melissa] Yes.
- [Kourtney] And just have Mindy
776
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,722
- bring everything there?
- Yeah, just keep everything ready to go.
777
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,266
They have Mickey pretzels with cheese.
778
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:23,186
- That was my one request.
- [Liz Muller] You look cute.
779
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,480
- I did my own glam.
- [Liz] Wait, really?
780
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,231
- [Melissa] Oh.
- Well, I made glam leave
781
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,567
'cause I tested right when they got there.
782
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,944
We're outside.
You're far.
783
00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,529
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- You're fine.
784
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,615
Now that we're here at the shower,
785
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:40,828
everyone is telling us to stay,
and there's two chairs and a table
786
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:44,248
that are so perfect,
that are far away from everyone
787
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:48,711
where I feel like we're
the king and queen of Covid.
788
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,004
I'm gonna feed you cheese.
789
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,298
Mm-mm, don't you dare.
790
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,383
- [laughter]
- Never.
791
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:01,849
Everyone felt comfortable
because we're outside
792
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:05,645
and everyone wants us
to enjoy our baby shower.
793
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,188
I got it this morning.
794
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:10,024
{\an8}Wow, I really almost came over there.
795
00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,610
{\an8}[Travis] We can do
peak and pit from the far away.
796
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,529
Yeah, we can do peak and pit,
should we get a megaphone?
797
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,447
- [Alabama Barker] No.
- [Travis] I love you.
798
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,658
- [Kourtney] Thank you for coming.
- [Alabama] Of course. Love you.
799
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,284
- [Travis] Thank you for coming.
- Bye, you guys.
800
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,994
- Thank you for coming. Bye, Pierce.
- Congratulations.
801
00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,454
[Khloé]
Hey!
802
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,248
[Kourtney]
Is that the distance we get?
803
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:26,999
I told her she can't say hi to you.
804
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,794
We get to sit here.
I said, thank God Travis came.
805
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,712
Imagine if I was here by myself?
806
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,214
Can we have a sign like at the zoo
807
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,799
when it tells you what
kind of animal it is?
808
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,051
- [Kourtney] Covid?
-"Has Covid."
809
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,470
[Kourtney]
You can come a little closer.
810
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,305
- We're good.
- You look cute.
811
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,391
Thank you.
So do you.
812
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,852
This is, like, perfect
for you guys, in your castle.
813
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:49,272
- [loud bang]
- [Kris] Ah! Shit!
814
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,524
- My God!
- [laughter]
815
00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,068
[Khloé]
We're gonna have a toast, everyone!
816
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,987
- Hi, guys!
- Hi!
817
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,407
We all wanna congratulate
Kourtney and Travis
818
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:02,034
for their beautiful, beautiful angel
819
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:05,204
that's gonna be here
in a couple weeks now.
820
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,665
It could be tomorrow.
It could be in two weeks.
821
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,500
- Let's hope for five.
- Five weeks.
822
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,460
Okay, five-week countdown.
823
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:15,423
We are just so happy to be here
and to see that your love flourish
824
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,966
and that what your love created.
825
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:20,761
Real genuine love
and a little angel that's coming soon.
826
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,347
Number 13 for the family.
827
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,642
- Mom has been crying all day.
- Wow! Lucky number 13.
828
00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,394
- That's right.
- 'Kay, your turn.
829
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:33,441
Oh! You guys, we're just praying
for a healthy and happy delivery.
830
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:36,360
We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky.
831
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,905
Oh... announced the name.
832
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,199
I don't think you were
supposed to say-- Baby--
833
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,117
- [laughter]
- That was just-- That's--
834
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:48,956
What I meant was, what I meant was
it's gonna be a very rocky day...
835
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:53,211
Come on, Mom.
We've been hiding names and bumps
836
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,172
and pregnancies and marriages
and everything for years.
837
00:36:56,172 --> 00:37:00,593
And at grandchild 13,
are you, like, losing it at this point?
838
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:03,179
Like, how do you let it slip?
How do you say the name?
839
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,765
I would just say, um,
just to add to that,
840
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:09,518
if his name is Rocky...
841
00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:13,814
{\an8}it's so fitting because he's such
a fighter and so are you guys.
842
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,524
- And we love you.
- [Khloé] And he's a rock star.
843
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,026
- [Kim] Yes.
- Here, here!
844
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:20,112
Long live Kourtney and Travis and baby!
845
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,907
- [cheering, applause]
- Cheers!
846
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,662
Mm. He's moving,
right at that time.
847
00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,997
[Khloé] Well, note to self,
won't tell you any kids names
848
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,958
anytime movin' forward.
[chuckles]
849
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,502
This is so perfect.
Thank you, Mom.
850
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,295
It's so thoughtful.
851
00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,506
- Thank you!
- Okay, you guys.
852
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,800
[Travis] And can you imagine if
you didn't see all of this, babe?
853
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,885
- Yeah. No, we had to see it.
- [Travis] This is so cool.
854
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:43,970
[producer]
Is this exhausting?
855
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,472
It is exhausting.
I'm, like, outta breath.
856
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:47,765
[producer]
Yeah.
857
00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:49,934
Are you?
858
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,478
- You're not growing a baby.
- [Travis] No.
859
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:55,439
- I wish I could do this for you.
- [Kourtney] Mm.
860
00:37:55,439 --> 00:38:01,904
I think it all turned out, after all,
at the happiest place on earth.
861
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:04,740
So, you know,
there's always a happy ending.
862
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:08,286
There might be
a lotta drama, as usual,
863
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,872
but at the end of the day,
there's always a happy ending.
864
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:13,749
And it's always about family.
865
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,548
[♪ "Woman" by Jade Josephine playing]
866
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,591
- ♪ Who run the world? ♪
- ♪ Girls ♪
867
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,844
♪ Body like a goddess,
heaven sent, I'm woman ♪
868
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,637
♪ Queen, you know what I mean? ♪
869
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,389
♪ Watch out world, I'm comin' ♪
870
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:29,682
♪ Make life, break lives ♪
871
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,934
♪ Guess who's back in the house... ♪
872
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,019
♪ Cream of the crop ♪
873
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,854
♪ You do not know her,
so please watch your mouth ♪
874
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,689
♪ We're takin' over,
I'm queen, better bow ♪
875
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,524
♪ I'm here and I'm now... ♪
876
00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,235
I hope I fall asleep.
877
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,322
- Are you tired?
- Not yet.
878
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,906
[Corey Gamble]
You can just hang out with me.
879
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,825
- We can gossip.
- I know, but I have to sleep
880
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,411
- 'cause I have to work as soon as we land.
- [Corey] Yeah. Just kidding.
881
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:54,832
[Kim] My mom,
Corey and I are going to Paris.
882
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,916
I mean, it's Fashion Week.
883
00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:59,587
There is just so much going on
that I'm so excited about.
884
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,088
Thank you.
885
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,257
- Ooh. Thank you for doing that.
- [Corey] Thank you, thank you.
886
00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,426
[Kris]
Here, take that, take that.
887
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,511
- Here you go, babe.
- Thank you.
888
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:11,140
Alright, guys.
Here's to an amazing trip to Paris
889
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,892
- with a little--
- Twenty-four hours in Paris.
890
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,769
Do you wanna know
where I'm going?
891
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,897
So, I go to New York, six hours...
892
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:21,609
to Paris for 15 hours,
893
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,487
to Atlantic City, to Milan.
894
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,697
My plane's gonna go home,
pick up my kids...
895
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,407
When people are like,
"Why do you work so much?"
896
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:29,992
Like, "Okay, yeah, that's my vice,
897
00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,453
but what else do you
want me to be doing?"
898
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:35,539
So, I'm actually gonna have
them drop me off in Milan.
899
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,832
Do you want me
to be doing drugs?
900
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:40,211
Like, if I'm addicted
to working and being busy,
901
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,630
I don't think that's the worst thing.
902
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,424
Then I have to go to Washington, D.C.
903
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,343
How about,
"Let me do what I wanna do.
904
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,136
You do you, I'll do me."
905
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:52,306
So, that is how many places
in about four days?
906
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,225
- A lotta places.
- Well, here's to your sanity.
907
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,518
- Five days.
- That's impressive.
908
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,436
Here's to safety,
and, uh, uh, good energy.
909
00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,146
- And a-a positive mind.
- Good energy--
910
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,148
- Here's to Paris, guys, to Paris.
- Paris.
911
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:07,238
Um, you wanted this bed?
912
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,533
No, I don't,
I don't care where I go.
913
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,244
You guys wanted
that second bed.
914
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,328
- Sure.
- The double bed.
915
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,372
Yeah, that was supposed to be
for Khloé, right?
916
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,083
Oh. I was like,
"Who wanted this one?"
917
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,710
Khloé is unbearable these days.
918
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:25,047
Khloé's not coming,
and honestly, she's just not feeling it.
919
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,715
When you're not feeling it,
920
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:30,302
there's nothing that could force you
to come and have a good time.
921
00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:33,472
Like, you will just be miserable.
I'm not in the mood to deal.
922
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,143
Kourtney is at the very end
of her pregnancy.
923
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:40,229
I feel like someone has to be here,
even for all the kids.
924
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:43,649
Like, God forbid
there's a natural disaster.
925
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,067
I just feel like somebody
has to be here.
926
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:48,154
I know I'm an overthinker.
I know I'm insane.
927
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,030
Welcome to my mind.
928
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,450
[Kim]
She needs to get out and live her life.
929
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,161
All arrows are pointing towards misery.
930
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,706
She feels guilty for leaving
and she just should be home.
931
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,207
Au revoir!
932
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:01,625
Ha!
933
00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:12,261
[♪ "Tout Paris" by ZOË playing]
934
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,847
[bicycle bell rings]
935
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:21,395
[FaceTime ringing]
936
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,105
Thirty-minute countdown.
937
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:25,107
♪
938
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,192
Hey!
939
00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:32,406
- Hey! Wait, is this Kylie?
- [Chris Appleton] No, Kim.
940
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,908
- Oh!
- Hi!
941
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,993
I saw Ariel and I was like,
"Wait, what?" [laughs]
942
00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,495
- Hey!
- Wait, are you walking in
943
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,579
- the Victoria Show?
- Yeah.
944
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,872
- Sorry. Hi.
- Hi, babe. How you doin'?
945
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,040
- You alright?
- Good. How are you?
946
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,292
Isn't it starting soon-ish?
947
00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:44,960
- 5:30.
- [Kim] I love that you're walking
948
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,504
in all the shows right now.
949
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,256
- When do you leave? In the morning?
- [Kim] Tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.
950
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,300
Um, and then you go home?
951
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:54,553
I'm actually gonna go
to New York for a day.
952
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,472
[Kendall]
Kim is only here for 12 hours.
953
00:41:56,472 --> 00:42:00,601
And I don't know why.
Like, God bless her soul.
954
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:05,481
I have so much respect for the level
of give a [bleep] that she has
955
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:10,110
and flying around to all these places
and more power to her, for sure.
956
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,781
But I just could never,
like, it's so much.
957
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:17,952
Why is everyone
so concerned that I work a lot?
958
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,871
Everyone just has a different
idea of what success is
959
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,289
and looks like to them.
960
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:25,751
And I think you just should be,
like, nonjudgmental of what that is.
961
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,169
It could look like anything.
962
00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,088
I worry about her.
I really do.
963
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:33,300
I think about her often in the sense
of I want her to take a break.
964
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,718
Are you here tomorrow?
965
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,886
- Yeah.
- What are you-- Are you--
966
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:39,765
Do you have stuff tomorrow night...
at, like, 6:00 p.m.?
967
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,684
I don't know.
What, what is-- What's happening?
968
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:44,270
Because Ashleya, Kelsey, me, Hailey,
969
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,021
like, everyone's coming over
and we're gonna watch
970
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,065
The Golden Bachelor
if you wanna watch with us.
971
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,358
- Oh, stop it!
- [Kendall] Yeah.
972
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,068
- What time?
- [Kendall] Si-- We were gonna
973
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,987
- watch it at six.
- [Kim] Wait, you're gonna watch what?
974
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,488
[Kendall]
Golden Bachelor tomorrow.
975
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:56,782
- You're leaving, right?
- [Kim] Ugh, I'm dying to see it.
976
00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:59,076
- [Kendall] I'm so excited!
- [Kris] You guys are finally
977
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,620
- on my Bachelor bandwagon?
- You know, shut up!
978
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,789
I've been on The Bachelor
with you for years.
979
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,207
- I know.
- You used to make me watch it
980
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:06,292
when I was little.
981
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,751
That's what I'm gonna
watch on the plane.
982
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,628
- [Kris] It's on Hulu!
- [Kendall] You can get it on Hulu.
983
00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:10,713
You just download it.
984
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:14,383
Do you remember when
we used to come to Paris
985
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,595
- and I used to get you oatmeal and pasta?
- Oh, we're doing this right now?
986
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,597
- Yeah.
- We're d-- We're getting sentimental?
987
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:20,889
- [Kris] Yeah.
- Okay.
988
00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:24,101
And now you have your own room.
You're all grown up.
989
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,228
Oh, my God, Kendall,
have you seen the show--
990
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,814
Is it, like,
Sexual Attraction or something?
991
00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:30,566
- [Chris] Naked Attraction.
- [Kim] Naked Attraction.
992
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,568
- It's insane. It's pornography.
- It's insane.
993
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,570
- [Kendall] No. What is it?
- [crosstalk]
994
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:35,654
Is it reality?
995
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,364
No, they, like--
You-- They judge them by
996
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:40,868
- their, like, naked bodies and they--
- [gasps] Stop. I love stuff like this.
997
00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:43,078
No, no no, I have to show you a clip.
Here, wait.
998
00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:44,371
Okay.
Come back in here--
999
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:47,916
Sorry, I'm so popular.
Everybody wants to talk to me.
1000
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,419
[Kris] You're my only friend in here.
[chuckles]
1001
00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:51,879
Kendall, come here!
1002
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,049
Wait, no!
She's mine!
1003
00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,717
- God!
- [Kendall] I'm being summoned here.
1004
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:59,219
- I just want you for more than--
- I'll be right back.
1005
00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,722
What is happening? God.
1006
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:07,186
I feel so desired in this
very moment and I love it.
1007
00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,605
Um, no, I'm kidding.
I mean, I'm not kidding,
1008
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,691
but everybody loves
feeling a little desire.
1009
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,861
What about the one
where you find your family?!
1010
00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:18,530
I'm more afraid to keep
my mom waiting, for sure.
1011
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,240
Kendall, they zoom in.
1012
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,409
- Shut-- This is on TV?
- Yeah.
1013
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:25,329
Wait, Kendall, come back here!
I have no one to talk to!
1014
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,331
- Look at this vagina on the girl's--
- No!
1015
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,083
We're like,
"What the [bleep] is this?"
1016
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,627
Kendall, I'm lonely!
1017
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:34,922
That is crazy.
I need to watch this show.
1018
00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:39,510
- I'm back.
- Kim and I'll be there tonight...
1019
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,221
- [Kendall] Yup.
- ...to watch
1020
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,224
bringing her family to work day.
1021
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,308
Indeed.
1022
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:49,520
Indeed. I do actually
have to leave, though.
1023
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,230
{\an8}I won't see you, but you'll see me.
1024
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,981
{\an8}- Good luck!
- [Kendall] Thanks!
1025
00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:57,111
{\an8}[♪ upbeat music playing]
1026
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,405
- Oh, my God!
- I didn't even get no pictures with you.
1027
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,031
Oh, my God, Kim.
1028
00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:03,492
- Thank you.
- That is stunning.
1029
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:07,121
{\an8}♪ Ooh, blame it on my attitude ♪
1030
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:11,041
{\an8}♪ Blame it, blame it, blame it
on my attitude ♪
1031
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,501
[♪ song concludes]
1032
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,461
[cars honking]
1033
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:19,216
Ooh, we're in a big traffic jam
in the middle of Paris.
1034
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,802
[cars continue honking]
1035
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,346
{\an8}Does it say how much longer, guys?
1036
00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:26,265
{\an8}[honking]
1037
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:31,353
We are in this crush of traffic.
1038
00:45:31,353 --> 00:45:34,189
We know we're gonna be late.
We feel terrible.
1039
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:35,899
We don't know what else to do.
1040
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,986
It's, like, one road in
and one road out,
1041
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,655
and it's stopped.
1042
00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,950
Do you wanna text Victoria
and tell her we're sorry we're late?
1043
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,243
No.
1044
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,328
[honking]
1045
00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:52,416
{\an8}How far is the walk if we walked it?
Just outta curiosity.
1046
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:57,296
{\an8}I have such anxiety
because I'm never late.
1047
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,590
I don't like to be late.
I like to be early.
1048
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,341
Yeah, this isn't moving.
1049
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:04,970
We gave ourselves plenty
of time to get there, over an hour.
1050
00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:08,140
And here we are in this mess.
1051
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:12,352
And I'm so nervous that
we're not gonna make the show.
1052
00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:14,313
And I know how much
this means to Kim
1053
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:17,316
because Victoria and Kim
are good friends.
1054
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,318
And Kendall's walking the show.
1055
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:21,278
We're so late.
1056
00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:22,988
[honking]
1057
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:26,909
[honking]
1058
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,830
I haven't seen Kendall walk in so long...
1059
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:32,956
...in person.
1060
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:36,293
You're not gonna miss her so just...
just relax.
1061
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,923
[Kendall] Today, I am walking
the Victoria Beckham Show.
1062
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,466
I'm really excited to be here.
1063
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,968
I'm closing the show,
which is also such an honor.
1064
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,638
And I love my look.
I can't wait for everyone to see.
1065
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,809
[Kim]
Are they waiting for us?
1066
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,186
No but the line is
like crazy to get there.
1067
00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,355
[Kim]
The car ride took us an hour,
1068
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,524
so we're 20 minutes late to the show.
1069
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,609
And I'm not late like that.
1070
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:04,321
I'm very respectful of people's time
and I feel really bad that we're late.
1071
00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,990
[reporters clamoring]
1072
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,535
I'm just stressed out
'cause I just know what's gonna come.
1073
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:12,538
And for everyone
to then start with this story
1074
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:15,249
that we held up the show,
"Who do they think they are?"
1075
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,543
- And that Anna was mad.
- [Anna Wintour] Hi.
1076
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,961
[Kim]
That we don't like each other.
1077
00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:22,381
I think, if anything, I feel like
we have to be extra on time, early.
1078
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:25,384
Just not give anyone
a reason to talk shit.
1079
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:28,637
[♪ upbeat posh music playing]
1080
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:36,478
Where's Kendall?
Wait a minute, did we miss Kendall?
1081
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,691
I'm like,
"Maybe Kendall got stuck in traffic."
1082
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:41,775
What's happening?
1083
00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:52,202
Kendall, I don't want you
to take this personally,
1084
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,121
but I think I should let you know
1085
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:58,959
that I did not see you walk
because I didn't recognize you.
1086
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,669
It's so horrible.
1087
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,297
[Kendall] My family, my friends,
they didn't recognize me,
1088
00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:04,590
but I kind of love that.
1089
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,675
I-I really--
I kind of love it.
1090
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:11,179
That's, like, kind of always my goal,
is, like, being a chameleon, I guess,
1091
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:14,933
in the sense of becoming
a different character, I don't know.
1092
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:18,228
[♪ upbeat music playing]
1093
00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:23,317
Did she walk out the whole time?
1094
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,861
'Cause my mom and I were like
"We missed Kendall."
1095
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:28,113
{\an8}She, she closed.
She was the last one.
1096
00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:29,573
{\an8}So, she was the final look.
1097
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,700
[Producer] I feel like you should get
a big pair of glasses.
1098
00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:33,493
I should.
I need them.
1099
00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:36,580
She is so sweet and kind to everyone.
1100
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:37,956
She's the best.
1101
00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:41,251
I came to support Victoria.
I came to support Kendall.
1102
00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:46,256
I love seeing my mom.
I do wish Khloé was here.
1103
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:48,717
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay, I'll see you later.
1104
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,095
Khloé can be so stuck in a routine.
1105
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,389
She's not gonna
meet anyone in carpool.
1106
00:48:54,389 --> 00:48:56,642
She's not gonna
meet anyone at drop off.
1107
00:48:56,642 --> 00:49:00,437
She's only gonna meet people
when she does adult things.
1108
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:08,737
I think Khloé would be happier if she
wasn't so, like, rigid about a schedule.
1109
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:11,949
Like, I'm not so stuck on things.
1110
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,785
- [crowd shouting]
- [traffic noise]
1111
00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:21,249
{\an8}Next on, The Kardashians...
1112
00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,961
{\an8}[Kris] Woo! Kendall!
1113
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:28,256
{\an8}Malika wants to have another kid.
Why not get it from you?
1114
00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:30,050
{\an8}[Rob Kardashian] [over phone]
I can't [bleep] anymore.
1115
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,134
What?
1116
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:32,844
Oh, I've always wanted
to bang ya. Let's do it.
1117
00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:34,137
[laughter]
1118
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:39,017
[Kris] Tonight is the premiere
of American Horror Story.
1119
00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,311
[cheering]
1120
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,482
I can officially apply
for a star on the Walk of Fame!
1121
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:47,067
[Ryan Murphy]
You were really, really good.
1122
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,528
They called me like, "You think Kim
would wanna do her own show?"
1123
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,155
[bleep], what did I get
myself into? [laughs]
1124
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,199
Can I really pull this off?
1125
00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:55,283
Well!
1126
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:56,827
- [Kris] Gerry!
- Hello, everyone!
1127
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,371
Kendall is a huge Golden Bachelor fan.
1128
00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:01,456
- Gerry!
- Hi. How are you?
1129
00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,541
[Kendall]
Nice to meet you!
1130
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,626
Your house is a circus
because you have a lot
1131
00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,211
and you have a lot going on.
1132
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:10,215
I wanna be more strict,
but I have a hard time saying no.
1133
00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:11,925
Like, Khloé is so tough.
1134
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,635
Have you talked to her about this...
1135
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:17,055
- No, because she's just very judgmental.
- ...'cause she-- Oh.
1136
00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:19,766
I am a rigid [bleep].
1137
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,353
[♪ upbeat music playing]
1138
00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:43,915
♪
1139
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,600
[♪ music fades out]
1140
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,560
[Producer] Au revoir.
1141
00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:06,563
- I can't say that, but au revoir.
- [laughter]
1142
00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:09,107
- Are-vwah?
- [producer 2] It's "O."
1143
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:11,109
- [producer 1] Au revoir.
- [producer 2] Au re-- Au revoir.
1144
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:14,279
- Hors d'oeuvre. Order-- What?
- [laughter]
1145
00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,573
[producer 1]
Maybe it's best you don't go to Paris.
1146
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:21,203
[bell tolls]