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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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{\an8}[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians.
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{\an8}Wow.
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Being busy and working is my happy place.
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Has Kim Kardashian slowed down?
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No.
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I have a new agent,
but I have to prove myself.
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- [Kris yells]
- [Khloé Kardashian] This is the cutest
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[bleep] thing I've ever seen.
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Kourtney has Covid.
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I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest.
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She's a high-risk pregnancy.
This is really crazy.
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I have to go pack for Paris.
Are you gonna come?
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- [Khloé] I don't know.
- [Kris Jenner] Oh, come on.
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Here's to an amazing trip to Paris.
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Khloé's not coming.
I'm not in the mood to deal.
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I know I'm insane.
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Welcome to my mind.
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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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[♪ gentle music playing]
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[bicycle bell dings]
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[singing in French]
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Tonight is our last night in Paris.
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This is so great.
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And then tomorrow, we watch Kendall
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walk in the L'Oréal show.
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Hi, hi.
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And then it's back to Calabasas,
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where we're gonna celebrate
Kim in American Horror Story.
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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This is so gorgeous.
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It's so pretty.
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Why do I feel like I'm on
an episode of The Bachelorette?
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[laughter]
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I love being in Paris with Corey
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because Corey and I
started dating in Paris.
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So, he always plans a really special night
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for us while we're here.
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- We have the moon, the full moon.
- [Corey Gamble] Yeah.
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[Kris] And we have the
glittering Eiffel Tower.
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- Yeah.
- And we have us without kids.
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- [Corey] Without kids.
- Congratulations.
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We made it through another
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Paris Fashion Week, babe.
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I used to say to Corey all the time
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when I first started dating him, like,
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"Why do you wanna date
somebody older than you?"
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I didn't get the age gap.
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And then he taught me
that age is just a number.
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It's a [bleep] big number,
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[laughs] but it's a number.
[tongue clicks]
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I'm gonna try this little goodie.
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You can bite first
and let me know how it tastes.
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Listen, I can't explain
someone's chemistry,
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or why people fall in love,
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but it's been an amazing almost 10 years,
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and we have a great time.
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I miss Khloé.
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- Truth.
- I wish she was here.
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I don't know. She should've come.
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She just makes life really fabulous.
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[Facetime ringing]
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Who doesn't answer the phone
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from a girl who's calling
from a Eiffel Tower shot?
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- [ringing stops]
- Listen, you little brat.
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Maybe Kendall.
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You give birth to people,
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you expect a little respect in return.
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Did I mention that
children were overrated?
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- [ringing stops]
- All I wanna do is share some of this
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with my kids since we're
in the same city, a lot of us.
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- Now we're trying Kim.
- [ringing]
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- And I'm drunk-dialing people.
- [Corey laughs]
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Is this a joke? Am I being pranked?
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Really, kids? Not one of you
can pick up the [bleep] phone?
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Okay. I'll remember that.
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- Okay, I'm gonna--
- You can call Kourtney.
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She's, like, a romantic person,
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- so she'd probably like a Paris call.
- Oh.
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She ain't doin' nothin' but pregnant.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Look at the background!
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[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
That's so pretty. Look, babe.
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- Hi, Trav.
- Hi. How are you?
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Hi. It's me and Corey.
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What's up, y'all?
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[Kris] We're having a,
a little romantic d--
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- [phone beeping]
- Oh! There's-- Okay, wait,
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you're getting upstaged for--
Don't go anywhere.
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Oh, nevermind. We'll call that one back.
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[Corey] I knew to call y'all because
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y'all the most romantic
people in the world,
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so I knew a Paris
phone call to y'all would hit.
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Exactly, and you knew she was
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about to hang up with me for Kim
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- and Corey was like--
- No, Kendall.
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- For Kendall.
- [Kourtney] Oh, Kendall.
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Yeah, who's actually down the street,
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and wouldn't answer our call.
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We were just calling.
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We know-- We're on baby watch.
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That's what we're dedicating our lives to.
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You'll be good. Uh, Travis leaves
in about 30 minutes
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to go to Spain.
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- [Kris] Whoa, really?
- [Corey] Long flight.
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How long will you be gone?
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- [Travis Barker] Sixteen days.
- Okay.
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- Oh, good.
- Okay.
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[Corey] Enjoy your last moments together
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before he goes to the airport.
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- We didn't mean to interrupt the lovers.
- No.
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- [Kourtney] Thank you. We love you guys.
- [Travis] Thank you.
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- We love you.
- Alright, peace.
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Okay, who else can we call?
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I feel like we're prank c-call--
doing prank phone calls.
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- [crosstalk]
- Oh, here's Khloé!
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Look at the Eiffel Tower! It's going off!
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Oh, it's beautiful. And so glittery.
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Well, we miss you.
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We just wanted to tell you,
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you were very, very missed.
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Wait 'til I tell you the stories.
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[Khloé] I just couldn't
make it shake this time.
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I get it.
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I'm actually really disappointed
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because I had so many fun things
planned for her and I.
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She's my partner in crime.
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Kim is busy with
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everything else she's doing,
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and I was really looking forward
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to hanging out with Khloé this week.
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Where are you?
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[Khloé] I'm outside. We're doing
Halloween decorations.
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Oh, how fun! That's so cute!
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[Khloé] Okay, I gotta get
ready for school pickup.
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We love you. We wish you were here.
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Right now, she's really happy
focusing on her kids,
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getting to bed early, working out,
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taking care of herself,
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so there's gotta be
a reason she's staying home.
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And so, we're just gonna let that ride.
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- I love you. [kisses]
- [Khloé] Love you too, bye.
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- Bye.
- [Corey] Bye-bye.
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Alright, so, we have a couple things left,
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and then we have the L'Oréal show.
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- So, I'm so excited.
- Which is back over there.
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Yeah, it's so good.
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'Kay, kiss.
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Hey, this is The Bachelor kiss.
Okay, hurry.
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Better kiss-- Bachelor kiss.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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- ♪ I'm gonna start livin' ♪
- Paris is always a good idea.
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Paris is always a good idea.
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- Love you.
- Love you.
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♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best for me ♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best
is good enough for me ♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best for me ♪
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♪ Nothin' but the best
is good enough for me ♪
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- Hey, Khloé.
- Hi, wow.
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{\an8}- [greeting Khloé]
- I didn't know what I was getting
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{\an8}invited over for; I thought I was
coming to hang out
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with you in bed.
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- We can do it all.
- [Khloé] Yay.
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I am finally Covid free,
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and now I just feel
really good and amazing.
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Nothing can phase me.
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{\an8}Okay, well, I did bring Twister
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{\an8}'cause I thought we were in bed together.
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- That's what I thought--
- Wait, you know I'm not allowed
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- to twist my body.
- Twister?
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I thought it could be fun,
or we could do a puzzle.
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- Wait, I love puzzles.
- [Khloé] I know!
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I thought we were hanging out in bed.
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- I didn't know you were, like, mobile.
- We're leaving.
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- No, we're leaving.
- No, but if you can go downstairs,
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[bleep] being in bed.
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[Kourtney] I'm pretty much on bedrest.
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The third trimester, I just haven't been
able to travel,
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but I've been having lots of visitors.
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[all saying goodbye]
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I miss going to my kids' activities
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and things like that,
but I know that it's all
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for a good reason.
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What did you pack in your hospital bag?
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Tell me if you have anything to add.
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"Cozy blanket. A nursing pillow."
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I definitely did not bring
a nursing pillow.
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"Outfit for baby to come home in." Yes.
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And then I had to bring
my cord blood box or whatever.
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Yeah, it's like an ice box
to send off the placenta
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and make into the capsules.
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I am so incredibly happy
for Kourt and Trav.
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I think we're all
just excited to meet him,
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and welcome him to this wild,
crazy, amazing family.
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- Oh, like a Beats pill thingy, speaker?
- Mm.
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Let's give Travis something to do.
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- [Khloé] 'Kay.
-"Playlist and speaker."
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[Khloé] Can I look at that book?
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[Kourtney] Yeah.
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So, I'm gonna go back to the beginning,
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and, like, fill stuff in.
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[Khloé] This is amazing.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I'm not a scrapbooker.
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I've never done this before
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until doing it for this gift
for my husband.
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Kourt, this is wild.
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Taking the time to really create something
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that's, like, telling a story,
I think is really special.
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Why didn't you go to Paris?
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I just didn't feel like
it was the place for me.
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I was just getting anxious
leaving the kids.
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Tristan's gone, and it's hard
for me to leave them,
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and I don't have, like,
a parent to stay with them.
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And then I was thinking,
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the whole family was out of the country,
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and I was like,
"What if there's an earthquake?
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What if there's something?
There's no parent."
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I just was freakin' myself out.
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Um, wait, where did Tristan go?
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To Cleveland.
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- For what?
- To play basketball.
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Oh, he plays on that team?
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- [chuckles] Mm-hm.
- The Cleveland team?
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- Mm-hm, he's back there.
- Whoa. Since when?
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- This year.
- I thought he played on the Lakers?
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- He-He went back to the Cavs.
- Wow.
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How do you feel that he's gone?
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I'm fine. It's just he's
a big help when he's here.
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- Mm-hm.
- And, you know, I don't have
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nannies at night,
which I might have to change,
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or at least have, like,
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someone be available sometimes.
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So, you have no one
that lives in right now?
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Mm-mm. And I'm just so hands-on--
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They're at school half the time,
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- but not Tatum.
- I know, but I make all of her lunches,
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I make her break-- Like, I do everything.
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- Yeah.
- And no one--
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I don't let anyone else do it.
Tristan has done it.
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But I'm so particular. [chuckles]
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Like, oh, my gosh,
I can't even think about that.
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Listen, I love my routine.
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I love being with my kids,
but being a parent is hard.
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And it's [bleep] every day
after 8:30 when True's asleep,
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I am, like, crawling like
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I'm Leonardo Dicaprio out of
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Wolf of Wall Street to my bed.
Like, how do I get there?
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Then you wake up again,
and you do it all over.
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I make the lunches and I started with
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the cookie cutter hearts
for the watermelon.
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Like, once you start the cute shit
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that you're so excited to do,
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God forbid you don't.
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But it's ama-- Like, at the same time,
it's, like, all you want.
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It's the weirdest [bleep] thing.
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'Cause you're exhausted,
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and you're like, "I'm-I'm gonna die."
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And then, literally, when they're asleep
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by 10:00, I'm like, "I miss them."
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Like, get it together, Khloé.
Snap out of it.
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Did you see my blood vial in there?
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What?
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No.
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'Cause you didn't keep goin'.
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- [Kourtney clears throat]
- Gotta see the blood. [chuckles]
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- It's a real thing of blood?
- Yeah.
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- For real? No.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
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But what was the point
to get it from the first time?
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Just to, like, have each other's.
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[Khloé laughs]
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To wanna show off
your blood vials is also like,
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"Alright, if that's what
you're into," but...
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It's very, like,
Billy Bob Thornton of them.
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And, like, my every minute of the day,
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do I wanna be, like,
harnessing a tube of blood?
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Not for me, but that's
what makes the world go 'round.
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[whispers] We're all different.
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[♪ intense string music plays]
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{\an8}Wow. Rock on with your bad self.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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♪ Feel the adrenalin,
it's takin' control ♪
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We're off to see Kendall
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walk in the L'Oréal show tonight.
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♪ We locked and loaded
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And we're ready to roll ♪
- So chic.
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So, this is a big night for Kendall
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because now she's
part of the L'Oréal team.
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[camera clicking]
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Alright, guys, let's go see Kendall.
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♪ We got that wild side ♪
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Just a little buzz over
to watch our Kenny.
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Kendall being chosen as the new face
of L'Oréal is such a big deal.
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Look at the Eiffel Tower.
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And there's nobody better
for this campaign,
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and I'm so excited
for this huge production.
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- ♪ We got that wild side ♪
- [paparazzi shouting]
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ We got that wild side ♪
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I just wanted to tell you welcome,
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{\an8}- and I hope you feel...
- Thank you.
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{\an8}- ...So much love tonight.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}And positive energy,
and that you have a blast.
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Thank you. You too.
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- Thank you so much.
- Okay, you're welcome.
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Tonight is the L'Oréal Paris Show.
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I am super excited. I feel really good.
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[Eva Longoria] When they said
they signed you, I was like... ohhhh
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{\an8}[Kendall Jenner]
Oh, my God! Stop. Thank you.
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{\an8}- I'm so happy.
- Whatever you need.
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{\an8}- Thank you.
- I want to work with brands
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that I resonate with,
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that I feel like I connect
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on what their goal or their motive is.
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So, working with L'Oréal,
like, fits in kind of perfectly,
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and what they stand
for is really powerful.
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Mom, you're here so timely
and on-- You're early.
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- I-- For once?
- The show's not for an hour
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- and 15 minutes.
- Who is always 15-- I'm an hour
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- and 15 minutes early.
- It's at nine.
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[♪ gentle string music playing]
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I wish you stayed back and watched
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The Golden Bachelor with us.
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I know... Well, guess what?
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- It was great. You should watch it.
- We have next--
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Well, you won't be home next week,
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but I'll watch it in memory of you.
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- And then we'll watch it, yeah.
- And then we'll catch up,
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and we'll watch it together.
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If I'm home, and I'm not
doing anything on Monday nights,
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then I have girlfriends over and we watch
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The Bachelor, sue me.
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It was just so genuine,
and it was so adorable.
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And he was just like--
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Like, the girl that got
the "First Impression" rose,
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he was like, "I'm giving this to you
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because of your presence
when you talk to me."
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Like, he was so specific...
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- Wow.
- ...About why he gave it to her,
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And I'm just like, "Ugh, bless your soul."
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I'm so happy you have
something to look forward to...
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- [Kendall] Mom.
- ...Week to week.
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Please. I have, I have a life.
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I swear the show sees my dorkiest moments.
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Me just like freaking out
over Gerry the bachelor.
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Like, these are, like,
my dorkiest, whatever.
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I am in my grandma era for sure.
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[Producer] No, it's not an era...
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Oh, no, it's a life--
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- It's a lifestyle choice, yeah.
- [producer laughing]
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[Kris] Alright, everybody, see ya later.
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[traffic rumbling]
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[audience cheering, applauding]
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I think the show is gonna start, guys.
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- [♪ anticipatory music playing]
- Oh, there it goes.
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[♪ anticipatory music playing]
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[Kris] Oh, there it goes.
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[♪ thumping dance music playing]
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This show tonight is such a big deal.
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The crowds of people that
are surrounding the venue.
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Thousands and thousands of people.
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And we're so excited to watch
Kendall walk the runway.
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[audience cheering]
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[Kendall] It's amazing.
We're directly under the Eiffel Tower.
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It's so beautiful.
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The crowd is fun 'cause everyone's kinda
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shouting at you,
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and you're waving to everyone.
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[cheering]
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♪
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[Kris] It's magical. I mean, Kendall comes
out on the runway,
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and she has dancers.
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Kendall has backup dancers. It was so fun.
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Kendall! Woo!
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[Kendall] I definitely believe that
women empowerment is
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so, so important.
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[Kris] Kendall! Kendall!
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I feel like I-I've been, like, taught that
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with my sisters, and my whole life.
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We have this really beautiful
understanding of, like,
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let's all support each other,
and let's all lift each other up.
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So, um, yeah, I'm always here
to support a bad bitch.
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♪
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[Kris] Oh, I'm going to cry.
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I'm going to cry.
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It's so good.
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This is the perfect way to end Paris.
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Sitting underneath the Eiffel Tower,
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and my daughter's being
celebrated for who she is.
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It doesn't get any more special than that.
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It really doesn't.
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Are you crying?
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I'm so proud of her.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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♪ Watch me shine,
like sittin' on the sidelines ♪
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[Kim] Hello?
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{\an8}Mwah!
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[Kim] Paris was so much fun.
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And now, I'm having dinner
with Ryan Murphy and my mom,
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and I had no idea;
I saw it on the schedule today.
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This is exactly what happened
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when he asked me to do
American Horror Story.
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00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,219
So, I don't know, it's coming out soon.
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00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:56,348
Maybe it's just a cute catchup
and I have no idea.
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[Ryan Murphy] I love your little purse.
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00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,184
- What's in there? Lip balm?
- I-I was gonna say,
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"Ask me what's in it."
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- [Ryan] What's in your purse?
- I actually grabbed it
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- with nothing in it.
- [laughter]
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But typically, it would be a piece of gum,
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a powder puff, and a lipstick.
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This week is the premiere
of American Horror Story.
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I'm definitely nervous
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because I say really
kinda salacious lines,
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and crazy things in this.
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I just wanna--
I really wanna do a good job.
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Last time we all had dinner--
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Yeah, last time we had dinner,
I came out, and I had like,
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"Let's do some great
reality show about style."
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And you were like,
"No, I kinda wanna act."
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- [Kris laughing]
- And it was kinda great,
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and I was like-- and that put the
seed in my head,
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- and then we wrote that part for you.
- Yeah.
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[Ryan] Ya know, it's been
a really good experience.
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Although, I don't think Kim was prepared
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for how long the hours are.
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- It's hard.
- [Kim] It's no joke.
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[Ryan] It's no joke.
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You were really, really good
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to the point that they called me like,
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"Do you think Kim would
wanna do her own show?"
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[♪ downbeat music plays]
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[bleep]. What did I get
myself into? [laughs]
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00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,405
Can I really pull this off?
But I-I think I can.
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[Ryan] It's a really good idea.
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00:17:55,032 --> 00:18:01,246
So, Kim is the world's best,
most expensive divorce lawyer.
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00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,373
- Oh.
- [Ryan] And she has her...
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I have some experience.
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00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,835
[Ryan] ...Own firm, and the
Thing about her firm is
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that it's an all-female firm.
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00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,298
- On brand.
- [Ryan] ...And love. Very on brand.
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I know I don't need to add
another thing to my schedule,
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or another TV show, but it's so different
than what I do,
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00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,059
and it's such a challenge for me.
446
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,228
And I just-- I love the challenge.
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00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,855
So, I just wanna see this out.
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00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,649
[Ryan] When you're going through
a divorce,
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I would imagine that you become
very close to your lawyer,
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and tell them everything--
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I mean, there's even so many
fun moments with, like,
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Laura and I where I'm just like,
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00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,868
{\an8}"Don't ever let me do this again."
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Then the next one, she would be like,
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"Hi, you reminded me last time.
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Don't ever let you do this again."
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00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,792
[Ryan] Has she done all of your--
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- Two of 'em, but, like, enough to know.
- [Kris laughing]
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00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,546
- And then sh-- I was like, "On the...
- [Kris] That's so sad.
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00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,339
-"Has she done all of your divorces?"
- [Kim] ...Next one."
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00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,924
"D-Don't ever let me do this." Ya know?
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- [Kris] Yeah.
- And she just is, like, so funny.
463
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,511
Well, 'cause it-it has what
Sex and the City has,
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which is girlfriends.
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- It has, like, a bond...
- [Kim] Totally.
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00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:04,101
...Of women trying to get
Through an experience together.
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00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,602
- Yeah.
- [Ryan] Well, the fun of it is,
468
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,063
"Not only am I a lawyer,
but I play one on TV."
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00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,732
- Like, that's the best catchphrase ever.
- Totally.
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I mean, could she shoot it in Los Angeles?
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00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,944
[Ryan] Oh, it definitely has
to shoot in LA.
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- [Kris] Okay.
- Yeah.
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00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,530
[Ryan] I mean, we have to, like,
build a sound stage
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outside your back door.
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00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,616
- Okay.
- Yeah.
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00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,702
You just have to juggle the two shows.
477
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,746
You've got this show, and something new,
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00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,875
which you were able to juggle
even when it was in New York.
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00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:32,588
Once I finish law school, I am golden.
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00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:36,466
- When is that?
- I take the Bar 2025.
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00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,968
Got it.
482
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,137
Well, I think, when you
put your mind to something,
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you make it happen.
484
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,390
- [Kim] Mm-hm.
- [Kris] And as long as you guys
485
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,683
can figure out how many days a week.
486
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,101
If it's a couple, two, three days a week,
487
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,394
I think you could
488
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,272
possibly do that
if you take other things out.
489
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,065
I think if you do Kardashians,
490
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,110
your new show, your kids, and the Bar,
491
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,404
that's four thi-- and you have SKIMS.
492
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,031
[Ryan] It's not like you're
shooting every day,
493
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,158
and you can plan your year accordingly.
494
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,326
Totally.
495
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,494
[Kris] As Kim's mom, I, of course,
496
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,788
worry about her being healthy,
497
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,707
and, you know, taking time for herself,
498
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,919
but being creative is what fuels her.
499
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,296
This is what makes her happy.
500
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,131
It's really clear to me now
501
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,009
that this is what she
loves more than anything.
502
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,179
And being a working mom, it's really hard.
503
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:26,725
The balance of, ya know,
motherhood, being a mom,
504
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,477
it's a challenge,
505
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,230
and it's a dance,
and Kim has to figure it out.
506
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,357
[Ryan] I don't know how you
would fit that in with your life,
507
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,524
but we'd have to figure it out.
508
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,818
I would have to figure that out.
509
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,820
[♪ gentle music plays]
510
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,579
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [bird cawing]
511
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,085
[Simon Huck] This is a lotta gifts.
512
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,586
{\an8}I have all these gifts to open,
513
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,630
{\an8}that I was opening them with the kids,
514
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,215
and they all ditched me, and I was like,
515
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,051
"This is not fun to open alone."
516
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,803
- [Simon] We can open--
- So, I was waiting for you.
517
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,971
[Simon] Yeah. We can open today.
518
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,639
How to die is the gift from Liz.
519
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,974
[Simon] Oh, to die.
520
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,059
I'm obsessed with this Nara.
521
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,353
- It's so good, though.
- [Kourtney] It's crazy.
522
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,981
{\an8}[Simon] Are you still collaging
for Travis's book?
523
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,358
[Kourtney] Oh, my God, yeah.
You have to see it.
524
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:19,528
[Simon] I cannot believe you
keep all this stuff.
525
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,364
This is insane.
526
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,032
I'm still working on it.
527
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,034
Oh, my God. And all the birthday cards.
528
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,453
When I first imagined doing a scrapbook,
529
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,205
I imagined it really differently.
530
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,374
Just, like, let's put the stuff in,
531
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,418
make it really neat and organized.
532
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,879
And then, it just became
this huge project.
533
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:42,009
But I think I could
finish it before the baby.
534
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,093
[crew laughing]
535
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,886
*Spoiler: It was not finished
before the baby.
536
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,388
Not even close.
537
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,057
How many hours have you put into this?
538
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,351
I mean, Veronique stayed for the weekend,
539
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,562
and we got through, like--
540
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,063
- We probably--
- She slept over?
541
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,274
- Twi-- Two nights in a row.
- You're joking.
542
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:01,028
And we did,
[laughs] we did this for hours.
543
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:05,407
You're a professional,
you can make one for every family member.
544
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,910
- You would have to spend--
- No one else deserves my energy.
545
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,995
[Veronique laughs]
546
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,621
No one's a perfectionist like I am
547
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,415
with the cutting and the stuff.
548
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:17,377
So, like, anything that's not perfect,
that was Veronique.
549
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,339
- [Liz laughing]
- I'll just say.
550
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,174
I'm like, "Did I not do enough with Phil?"
551
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,676
We've been together eight years.
I could fill a page.
552
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,345
[Kourtney]
Wait, what about our blood vial?
553
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,429
- [phone dinging]
- [Simon] This sick.
554
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,513
I didn't even wanna comment on it.
555
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,973
And is there still blood in it?
556
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,475
- [Kourtney] There is.
- Are you okay?
557
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,936
- Is that, like, healthy, safe?
- A biohazard, you see?
558
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,481
[Simon] That's cute.
559
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,399
- [phone chiming]
- Oh, I think he's going
560
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,859
- on stage.
- [Simon] That's him.
561
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,154
Hi, baby.
562
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,614
[Travis] Hi, baby. I'm goin' on stage.
563
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,909
Okay. Want me to say your prayer?
564
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,327
Yeah. You look beautiful.
565
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,661
Thank you.
566
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,331
Okay, dear Lord Jesus,
I pray that you keep
567
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:58,960
a wall of fire around Travis
and that he has a great show,
568
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,671
and that you protect his fingers.
569
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,216
And that he's safe on the riser,
570
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,512
and keep his head clear,
and that he's safe from the fire.
571
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,806
In Jesus's name. Amen.
572
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,641
Thank you, God. Amen. I love you, baby.
573
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,851
I love you. Have the best show.
574
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:16,895
Alright, have the best day.
I'll call you afterwards.
575
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,188
Mwah.
576
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,650
- Um, are we going down?
- [Simon] We're going down.
577
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,486
- [speaker] Hello.
- [Kourtney] Hi, guys.
578
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,071
- Hi, hi.
- [Kourtney] Am I sitting right here?
579
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,572
[speaker] Yeah, we have you all set up.
580
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,991
{\an8}- [Kourtney] Amazing.
- [Simon] Kourt, this is Peyton,
581
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,701
{\an8}- with Calm.
- [Kourtney] Hi.
582
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,954
{\an8}Lemme brought me this idea
583
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,956
{\an8}to do something with the Calm app.
584
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,458
{\an8}I've been saying this,
by the way, forever.
585
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,544
{\an8}'Cause you and Travis have
the most calming voices.
586
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:46,091
I'm reading a bedtime story,
like a sleep story?
587
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,177
It ties into Lemme Sleep.
Should we do this, guys?
588
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,887
[Peyton Gulley/Simon] Let's do it.
589
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:51,972
Hi.
590
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,849
[♪ gentle, upbeat music playing]
591
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,351
Wait, I--
Oh. Good, how are you?
592
00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:01,523
I'm pretty monotone in... General.
593
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,109
Yeah, I think it's gonna be iconic.
594
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:08,280
My monotone voice reading
a sleep story will be perfect.
595
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,199
Okay, I was gonna say I don't wanna do it
until it's right
596
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,951
'cause I'm really out of breath
597
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,662
easily in my pregnancy.
598
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,874
I think it'll be like
a one take type of thing.
599
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,459
What's your bedtime voice?
600
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:25,088
It's, like, very calm,
and I was just doing my
601
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,424
"what would I sound like if I was in bed
602
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,593
with my kids reading a bedtime story?"
603
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,887
"I'm Kourtney Kardashian Barker.
604
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:35,807
"Tonight we're gonna learn
about some new positions
605
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,560
as we drift slowly to sleep."
606
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,854
But I think it happens to be
607
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,773
my talking to Travis voice. [chuckles]
608
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:49,488
"How you sleep and who you squeeze
is totally up to you.
609
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,115
- [♪ gentle, relaxing music playing]
- Good night."
610
00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,617
- [applause]
- [Simon] Wow.
611
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,327
[Kourtney] I got a round of applause
612
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,661
just so you guys know.
613
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,497
And if you guys need anything else,
614
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,457
I was kinda joking about the one take,
615
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:04,336
but if we got it in the one take, amazing.
616
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,549
Sure... I'll do section three.
Okay, I'll do three.
617
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:13,053
I think I'm really in this zone of, like,
618
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,847
I just feel really calm and happy.
619
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:19,184
"Have a good day. Sweet dreams."
620
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:24,356
But, like, especially because
of the emergency fetal surgery
621
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,025
that I had to have, I'm just, like,
622
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,319
good vibes only.
623
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,780
Please, keep the bad vibes away.
624
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,490
- [Simon] How was it?
- Okay. Good.
625
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,325
- It-- Was it good?
- [Simon] How was-- No, it was great.
626
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,743
It sounded amazing.
627
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,828
[Liz Muller] Kourt, your baby shower
post is so cute.
628
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,872
People are so wild, though,
629
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,458
'cause they're, like, so confused
630
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:46,419
that I, like, wrote on
Kim's baby shower post.
631
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,338
Like, she posted our shower
and I was like,
632
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,173
"Thank you Mom and sisters
633
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,592
for the best social distanced
baby shower,"
634
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:53,927
something, like, wrote something nice.
635
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,512
[Simon] Yeah, I saw the comment.
It was nice.
636
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,807
And then everyone's like,
"Kourtney's trollin'."
637
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:01,560
You know they think that I'm, like--
that we, like, hate each other.
638
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,436
But also, I so badly wanted to be, like,
639
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:06,898
"By the way, I never knew
that call was filmed."
640
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,692
[Simon] Did she not tell you
when she called?
641
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,778
No, I just had a feeling that
it was filmed, like,
642
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,363
after the fact,
643
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,448
and then she was like, "Yeah."
644
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:18,535
And I'm like, "You're not using it."
But then...
645
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,830
It was too good not to use.
646
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:26,084
The phone call, people got
really analytical and deep.
647
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,128
So, we're all confused
and we're on a group chat
648
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,338
that's actually labeled "Not Kourtney",
649
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:34,175
so we know and have to funnel
what your friends are saying to us.
650
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,178
And have to figure out why
you're such a different person,
651
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,347
- and why you have this vendetta out.
- [Kourtney] [over phone] But do
652
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:41,141
you think that I would wanna
be a part of that?
653
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,727
You know, we're sisters.
I think people forget--
654
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,061
They always say, like, on our show,
655
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,896
like, "How are they gonna get through it?"
656
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,525
And they pick sides, and everyone gets
really riled up.
657
00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:53,612
I think there's, like,
this huge misconception
658
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,865
that Kourtney and I
hate each other. [laughing]
659
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,575
We really don't.
660
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,952
I'm sure a lot of people have had, like,
661
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,288
crazy fights with their siblings.
662
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,665
Maybe ours are more extreme.
663
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,917
I'm not sure. I really don't know.
664
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,502
The thing about Kourtney and I,
665
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:13,506
no matter how crazy things are,
no matter what's going on,
666
00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:14,924
if she needs something, I'm there,
667
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,760
if I need something, she's there.
668
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,763
And we'll always be that way
no matter what we're going through.
669
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,432
So, was it just the sisters on the
"Not Kourtney" group chat?
670
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,017
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- No one else?
671
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,435
[Kourtney] No friends.
672
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,437
[Simon] The amount of people
who've reached out to me to say,
673
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,606
"I knew you wouldn't be
on that group chat."
674
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,983
- Yeah.
- I'm like, honestly,
675
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,443
thank God.
676
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,528
[Kourtney] Thank God you weren't.
But you know what?
677
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:38,031
That's a characteristic that my mom
678
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,699
and Kim have had
679
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,076
for my whole life
680
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,577
of being like,
681
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,913
"Everyone's talking about you."
682
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,665
But there's no everyone.
683
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,918
And I'm so happy that
I just don't give a [bleep]
684
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,586
about any of that anymore.
685
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,422
[Simon] Yeah. No, and you and Kim
have subsequently made up,
686
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,091
- and it's all good now.
- Yeah.
687
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,425
Kim and I are great.
688
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,928
Everything's, like, back to normal.
689
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,304
We get along,
690
00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:03,932
we, like, really connect over the kids.
691
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:08,645
I can't even believe that a second
of energy was wasted on that.
692
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,021
[Peyton] You did very good Kourtney.
693
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,940
- [Kourtney] Really?
- [Peyton] You are a natural,
694
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,191
natural for the sleep story.
695
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,110
[Kourtney]
Think I have a new career, guys.
696
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,736
- Yeah.
- Truly.
697
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,154
[laughter]
698
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,241
[♪ upbeat music playing]
699
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,874
♪
700
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,879
- Hi!
- Hi!
701
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,715
- What's going on?
- Hi, cutie.
702
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:37,799
Why do you have your purse?
703
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,092
Where are you-- You going shopping?
704
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,301
I don't know.
705
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,011
You never know when you're
gonna need a little...
706
00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,346
...extra lip liner.
707
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:46,516
I did not go to Paris
for Fashion Week this year.
708
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,686
But that does not mean
that I don't have FOMO.
709
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:53,815
So, I cannot wait to get
the full down-low from Kylie.
710
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,358
And I love catching up with her.
711
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,985
Kylie, these little heels
that you're wearing,
712
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,695
- I just--
- [Kylie Jenner] You hate 'em?
713
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,239
Duh, I'm not a-- I'm, like, either a flats
714
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,782
or a stripper heel type of girl.
715
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,159
I like these because
716
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,202
- it's-it's more casual.
- That's like a micropenis.
717
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,996
[Kylie] We're not about
to shame micros right now.
718
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,165
Okay, we won't, but nobody wants them.
719
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,916
You just accept them.
720
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,294
That's not true. Some people like them.
721
00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:17,881
Hm. Maybe if they have
a micropuss. [laughing]
722
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,091
I think a micro-puss would be fascinating.
723
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,386
'Cause doesn't everyone
want a smaller puss?
724
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,972
I tend to have a larger puss.
725
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,475
Like, when I'm fat, it gets fatter.
726
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,977
'Cause when I was fat, I had Camille.
727
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:34,355
Now that I've been skinnier,
Camille disappeared.
728
00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:36,816
[both chuckling]
729
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,735
How was [in French accent] Paris?
730
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,696
- [Kylie] Paris was good.
- [Khloé] You looked incredible.
731
00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:45,158
[Kylie] Thank you.
Um, I saw Jordyn again in Paris.
732
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,243
- How was that?
- [Kylie] It was fun.
733
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,871
I think we have, like, a lot more,
734
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,873
like, healthy distance
in the relationship.
735
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:54,793
- Now it's, like, we talk once a month.
- I think it's really--
736
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,214
I think what I do love now is that
737
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:03,718
the narrative about us
online is also over.
738
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:05,804
Like, when we were seen
leaving that restaurant,
739
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,098
if it was a story for the day
or two days, whatever,
740
00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:12,644
- and then, now, it's, like, it's over.
- [Khloé] It disappeared.
741
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,729
- Yeah.
- People know that we're cool,
742
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,482
and no one's talking about it anymore.
743
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,775
I've always told you, like,
744
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,777
I never want you to have regrets in life,
745
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,863
and I, for sure, never
want you to have regrets
746
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,740
with anything that comes to me.
747
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,200
And I've told you, like,
748
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,077
when you were saying that
you miss her and whatever,
749
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,871
and I-I've never had an issue with you
750
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,915
keeping your friendships with anyone.
751
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,542
That's not my job in life.
752
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,752
I'm happy to have
this conversation with Khloé
753
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:41,005
'cause I think that people
don't really understand
754
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,091
how pure Khloé's heart is.
755
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,594
And even right after everything happened,
756
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,304
her energy was always the same with me.
757
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:51,266
She's like, "You need to do
whatever makes you happy.
758
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:52,600
"There's nothing more important to me
759
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,018
than you and your happiness."
760
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,520
And she's just very special.
761
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,105
And I wish more people knew
762
00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,440
how special she was.
763
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,276
I definitely get frustrated,
764
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:04,362
the whole narrative about her and I,
765
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,281
or her and you, or me and you, whatever.
766
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,825
- It's, like, this weird--
- It's an internet creative narrative
767
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,994
- that doesn't even exist.
- Totally.
768
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:15,164
And so, that is something
that I would love behind us all.
769
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:18,501
They're always pinning
the girls against one another.
770
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:21,462
And there's actually no beef.
771
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,716
I hate that you have to choose
Team Jordyn or Team Kylie.
772
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,593
And we're not like that.
773
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,803
Like, 'cause we're just living,
we're not, like, thinking that hard
774
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:31,723
about the situation anymore.
775
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,559
We just want happy,
peaceful, healthy lives.
776
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,102
- Yeah.
- That's all we want.
777
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:38,021
[Kylie] Ain't that the truth?
778
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,231
- Well--
- Mom's having dinner with someone.
779
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,524
Who is she having dinner with?
780
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,026
- There's some people--
- Ooh. Should we go?
781
00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,319
- [Khloé] Yeah.
- Let's just go.
782
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,112
Let's go ambush.
783
00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:48,406
I love just visiting my mom.
784
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,450
I would love if she gets pissed.
785
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,202
Oh, Kylie's with us. She won't get pissed.
786
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:56,581
Cameras included or not included.
787
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,416
[Kylie] Who the [bleep]
does she think she is?
788
00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,667
[Khloé] Yeah, who the [bleep]...
789
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,002
[Kylie] Having dinner without telling us?
790
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,545
We're her [bleep] favorites.
791
00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:04,339
[Khloé] Hi, Eric.
792
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,132
[Kylie] Mom?!
793
00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:08,009
[Khloé] Mom?!
794
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:11,721
- [Kylie] Mom?!
- Who are you having dinner with?
795
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,432
[Kylie] Mom?!
796
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:15,975
[Khloé] Mom?!
797
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:19,395
- [Kylie] What are--
- Who are you having dinner with?
798
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,772
What do you think you're doing tonight?
799
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,190
I'm watching Dancing with the Stars.
800
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,608
[Khloé] Mom!
801
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,984
It was all Kylie's idea
802
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,444
'cause you love her the most.
803
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:29,781
I do not love her the most.
I love you all the same.
804
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,865
Yep.
805
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,410
[TV playing]
806
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,913
- Well, this was much more...
- [Kylie] Yeah, this was--
807
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,623
...Anticlimactic than I assumed.
808
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,000
I thought, like, you were gonna
have an orgy or something.
809
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,295
- [Kris] No.
- [gasps] "Mom! Your vagina!"
810
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:46,506
[laughter]
811
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,299
[Kylie] Love you guys.
I actually have to go...
812
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,426
- [Khloé/Kris] Love you.
- ...'cause I wanna say bye to my kids.
813
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,928
- Bye! Love you!
- I'm s-so sorry.
814
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,513
Kylie really wanted to see you.
815
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:56,766
- [softly] Bye.
- Aww, course she did.
816
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,476
[Khloé] "What size shoe
does your mommy wear?"
817
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:02,105
- My mommy?
- M-My mommy. Malika's asking.
818
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,524
- Eight and a half or nine--
- 'Member when you had that foot surgery?
819
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,734
It's called bunion surgery.
820
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,236
- You're big--
- What is a bunion?
821
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,863
- [Kris] Oh, my God.
- [Khloé] Oy, look at this.
822
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,158
Oh, I know.
People can get really messed up.
823
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,577
But bunions are gross.
824
00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:19,163
I don't-- I'm not big with,
825
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,624
like, a lot of random body parts.
826
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:22,917
Like, even belly buttons.
827
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:26,004
Don't get me started on an outie, oy.
828
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,673
Talk about a micropenis.
829
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:34,303
And, like, the fact that you
don't have worse feet is wild.
830
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,388
Worse feet?
831
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,597
I have beautiful feet.
832
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,765
I know you have beautiful feet.
833
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:39,017
I have feet that would go on Onlyfans...
834
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,393
But you walk on heels.
835
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,729
- ...And make a fortune By the way.
- Oh.
836
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,939
People on Onlyfans show their feet?
837
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,275
There's foot fetishes
all around the world.
838
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,359
[laughs] What?
839
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,319
- And my-- Mom...
- Stop! [laughing]
840
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,280
...Kourtney and Travis
are probably the emperor
841
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,449
and empress of foot fetishes.
842
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,616
- Stop it.
- By the way.
843
00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:56,743
Mom, you know this, but...
844
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,327
No, I do not know this.
845
00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:00,621
- ...I have beautiful ballerina--
- Wait, what do you--
846
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,498
But what do you do with somebody's feet?
847
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,963
Khloé, no.
848
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,132
Okay, so, why are we talk-- Oh--
849
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,092
- [Khloé] The foot fetish.
- Can we go back to the bunions?
850
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:16,971
- [laughter]
- Because that's the conversation
851
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,806
- I was most comfortable with.
- Well, my point is
852
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:20,433
people have foot fetishes,
853
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,769
so I can make a lot of money off my feet,
854
00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:24,520
but I just haven't gone there yet.
855
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,522
Don't worry. Desperate times call for
desperate measures,
856
00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:27,607
and I will be there.
857
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,150
Do I get 10%?
858
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,402
If you get me my bunion surgery.
859
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,822
- [♪ upbeat dance music playing]
- ♪ I wanna be in on the action ♪
860
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,033
♪ I wanna be causin' reaction ♪
861
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,951
♪ I want 'em to feel, I want 'em to see ♪
862
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:40,870
♪ I want 'em to dance ♪
863
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,955
♪ Wanna be in on the action ♪
864
00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:44,457
♪
865
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,750
Thank you.
866
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:48,836
♪ Not gonna be a distraction ♪
867
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,088
♪
868
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,844
- [Khloé] Hi!
- [greeting each other]
869
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,180
[group chattering]
870
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,183
[Kris] Tonight is the premiere
871
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,728
of American Horror Story
starring Kim Kardashian.
872
00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,730
So, we're very excited.
873
00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:11,067
She Facetimed me from set in her makeup
874
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,819
and I didn't even know it was her.
875
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,779
So, you're in for a thrill.
876
00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:16,572
What time does the show come on?
877
00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:18,157
- [Corey] 7:00.
- 7:00.
878
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,283
[Corey] Yeah, so, you all should
879
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,743
probably get a drink or somethin'.
880
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:21,953
What do you guys want?
881
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,205
Make your friends a drink.
882
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,665
No, he has a person here for that.
883
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:26,999
- There's people here, Kris.
- [Kris] Oh.
884
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:28,960
I can get you a drink.
885
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,087
By the way, this isn't 15 years ago;
[indistinct] bossin' me around
886
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,588
- with the [bleep] wine.
- [laughter]
887
00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,590
That was 20 years ago!
When Reggie was around,
888
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:37,969
it was literally like,
"Mr. Football, how are ya?"
889
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,428
Scott, take the trash out.
890
00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,681
[laughter]
891
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,474
- [♪ dance music playing]
- ♪ Look at me now ♪
892
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,768
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
893
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,353
♪ I'm in the crowd ♪
894
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,647
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
895
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,149
♪ Look at me now ♪
896
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,067
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
897
00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,611
- [Kim] Hey, guys!
- [greeting each other]
898
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,113
- How are you?
- [all chattering]
899
00:35:57,113 --> 00:36:01,868
[Khloé] North, your side-eye
was on fuego right now.
900
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,495
- [chattering]
- I love your side-eye.
901
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,331
Kim, I didn't know
this was, like, real scary.
902
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,208
Well, these episodes aren't.
903
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,711
- 'Cause I don't do, like, real--
- [indistinct] scared.
904
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,796
Will you hold me? Hold me.
905
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:16,215
[muffled] Oh, my God. [chuckles]
906
00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:18,801
So, I don't like anything horror.
907
00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:22,263
I don't like to be scared.
Just, like, don't "boo" me.
908
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,849
Don't like, "Boo!" Like, [bleep] off.
909
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,185
I do not wanna be scared.
Life is scary enough.
910
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,812
{\an8}So, Kim, you have
no idea how scary this is?
911
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:33,691
No, I have no idea, like... If it's good.
912
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,234
- I mean, I'm sure--
- [Khloé] Of course, it's good.
913
00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:36,736
I just am like, "Oh, my God,
914
00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,529
as long as people don't say I'm awful."
915
00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,448
- Show's gonna start.
- Yes.
916
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:42,491
- [speaker] 'Kay.
- [Kris] We should go inside.
917
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,994
[Corey] I'm ready to watch
Kim get a Emmy.
918
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,454
[Kris] That is so good.
919
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:49,624
So cute! Northy, look it!
920
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,042
[Khloé] Scott, this is so cute in here.
921
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,251
[Scott Disick] Yeah. Cute, right?
922
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,836
Alright, are we ready to get started?
923
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:55,463
[Kim] Guys, I don't wanna watch this.
924
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,756
- Yes!
- [speaker] Are you sure?
925
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,424
Come on, Kimberly. Woo!
926
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:00,676
'Kay, can we turn all the lights off?
927
00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,386
[Corey] You almost knocked
over her wine.
928
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,972
[gasps] Mom, you knocked
her wine all over her pajamas.
929
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:06,682
- No, it's okay.
- [Kris] Oh, I'm so sorry.
930
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,934
- I just don't wanna get-- It's okay.
- Mom!
931
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,018
I just don't wanna get--
932
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,186
[Malika Haqq] Is there a napkin?
933
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,479
Scott, do you mind getting a napkin?
934
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:12,939
[Kim] Does anyone have a napkin?
935
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,023
We need a napkin!
936
00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,316
[Kris] It's right there!
937
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,901
- She has a whole stack of 'em.
- [Scott] Guys, guys, guys.
938
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,653
The show's gonna be hectic enough.
939
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,071
We don't need to fight each other.
940
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,281
It's like pandemonium. Oh, my gosh.
941
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:24,450
Everyone's freaking out.
How're we gonna fix it?
942
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,994
Do we need to put water on the couch?
943
00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,287
Maybe sit over there.
944
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,998
[Malika] Scott, you don't have
any fabric cleaner we can spray?
945
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:34,252
[Kris] This is why we have
a no red wine rule.
946
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,170
People wanna live their lives.
947
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:39,048
Mom, chill out. You're the one that
threw the blanket.
948
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,384
"Who has red wine with a cream couch?"
949
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,928
But then she'd complain
if there wasn't red wine here.
950
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,513
[Kris] I'll have it cleaned tomorrow.
951
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:50,601
The chaos over, like,
a couple drops of wine was wild.
952
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,479
Everything's okay, everybody.
We'll have that cleaned--
953
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:56,440
By the way, it's my couch!
I don't give a [bleep]!
954
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,858
[Kris] I'm gonna have it cleaned.
955
00:37:57,858 --> 00:38:00,653
Everyone just shut the [bleep] up,
956
00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,863
and turn the show on.
957
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:07,034
Can you get Scott's couch
cleaned tomorrow?
958
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:10,121
'Cause I spilled some red wine on it.
Thank you.
959
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,417
- Is everybody ready?
- [Kim/Natalie Halcro] Yes.
960
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,669
[Kris] Matthew's gonna send
somebody over here tomorrow
961
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,962
to clean the couch.
962
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,339
Okay, guys, should we turn the lights off?
963
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:21,966
[Kris] Scott can't wait for us to leave.
964
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:25,261
[Scott] I don't mind.
I'm getting a new couch, I mean--
965
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:28,055
[Kris] Oh, my God.
This is gonna cost me 20 grand.
966
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,851
[Scott] At least.
I'm already makin' the order.
967
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,227
[speaker] Okay.
968
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,063
[Scott] What the? Is that you, Keeks?
969
00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:38,816
- [speaker] It's Kimberly!
- [laughing] Imagine.
970
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,693
[Khloé] Would die if that was her.
971
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:44,155
It's interesting to see
'cause I never saw any of this.
972
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,033
I'm definitely nervous
because I put the time
973
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,118
and the energy in
to do something different
974
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,703
that was outside of my comfort zone.
975
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,914
- [♪ sinister pop music playing]
- [Scott] Dude, this is wild.
976
00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:57,084
[group cheering]
977
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,838
[Kim] I don't know, I feel like
it could go really bad
978
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:04,383
and embarrassing for everyone if I suck.
979
00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:06,469
I just hope people like it.
980
00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:08,846
It's me, guys.
981
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,931
- [group cheering]
- [Scott] Yeah, baby.
982
00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:13,517
It's exhausting being
better than everyone.
983
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,437
- Oh, so, you're playing your mom?
- [Kris laughing]
984
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:19,148
All of that would wind up
in the bargain bin at Walmart.
985
00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,776
- I mean, no offense.
- I mean, none taken. That is true.
986
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,277
[Khloé] Kim, you're so cute.
987
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,571
- [group cheering]
- [Kris] So good, babe.
988
00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:28,240
[chattering]
989
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,159
Yeah, like, no matter what
they think I did--
990
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,660
But who knows? Are they lying also?
991
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,746
'Cause it's like when your kid's ugly,
992
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,374
of course, your family's
gonna be like, "It's so cute." You know?
993
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,834
Like, what are they gonna say, I suck?
994
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:43,381
- Kim, you're doing so great!
- Thanks, guys.
995
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,591
So, at least in this moment, I believe it.
996
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,718
But I'll wait for the reviews
997
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,929
and see if they were telling the truth.
998
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:52,973
This role seems perfect
for Kim K, not gonna lie.
999
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:54,683
- [Scott] I smell an Emmy.
- Please don't.
1000
00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:57,686
Oh, my God, everyone's saying
Siobhan is literally Kris Jenner.
1001
00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:58,979
That's what I said!
1002
00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:00,856
"Kim has the s-- Kim has
1003
00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:02,817
best preparation for this role."
1004
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,068
Nice.
1005
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,736
People were saying
really great things like,
1006
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,905
"Wow, we didn't wanna like it, but."
1007
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,324
Kind of like how I felt when I did SNL.
1008
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:11,700
They always wanna hate,
1009
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,328
and it's such a good feeling
1010
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,789
when people are responding
well to something.
1011
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,792
Kim, Ryan Murphy said
you were so good in this
1012
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,585
that he thinks you should do this
1013
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,504
for the rest of your life full time.
1014
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,381
[Khloé] This is a huge deal for Kim
1015
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:28,008
because the growth in her confidence
1016
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,510
of her taking risks,
1017
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,595
her saying like,
"You know, I can do this."
1018
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,597
Like, when there was
once a time in her life
1019
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,392
that she thought she needed somebody else
1020
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,561
to call the shots, direct her.
1021
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:41,772
And she felt almost like
she could do nothing on her own.
1022
00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:44,650
She needed a slew of people to ask.
1023
00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:47,611
Now she's just makin'
decisions on her own,
1024
00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:49,822
and that's what makes me the happiest.
1025
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,532
- [group cheering]
- [group applauding]
1026
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,410
- Good job, Kimberly!
- Yay, bravo.
1027
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,578
Great job, Kim.
1028
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,996
Amazing!
1029
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,623
- That was a lot of strength, babe.
- So good.
1030
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,042
You're a [bleep] actress!
1031
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,210
[Natalie] Oh, my God!
1032
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,004
Every week we'll meet here.
1033
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,630
Bring us to the Emmys
1034
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,466
Oh, my gosh, Scott is like,
"Please don't come back."
1035
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,885
I'm so proud of you.
Like, really, really good.
1036
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,219
You should be really proud of yourself.
1037
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,637
It was a strong version of you, Kimmy.
1038
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:15,389
Kim has actually
1039
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:18,601
taken on more than I ever thought
she would do this year.
1040
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,353
Alright, guys, we're gonna celebrate.
1041
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,606
[Kris] She has more energy
1042
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,733
than anybody I've ever met in my life.
1043
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:29,570
More ambition, drive, more creativity.
1044
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,740
[all cheering]
1045
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,575
And every year that goes by,
1046
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:38,746
she just seems to have
more impressive goals,
1047
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:42,166
and she meets every
single one of them. It's wild.
1048
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,626
[group laughing]
1049
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,128
Does this remind you of the Vegas days?
1050
00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,963
[group cheering]
1051
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:51,008
Can officially apply for a star
on the Walk of Fame now.
1052
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,092
[Kris] Yeah!
1053
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,844
I couldn't even believe it was
her,
1054
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:54,929
she was so good.
1055
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:58,140
- I am in my actress era.
- [group cheering, applauding]
1056
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,476
- [group] Cheers.
- [Scott] Cheers.
1057
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:03,562
[♪ upbeat dance music playing]
1058
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:07,441
{\an8}[Khloé] Next on The Kardashians.
1059
00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:09,109
{\an8}[Kim] It's my birthday week
1060
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:11,445
and I've been called to do jury duty.
1061
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,948
Feel like there's some
kind of O.J. Connection
1062
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,116
that'll get me out of jury duty.
1063
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,493
[chuckles] Just kidding.
1064
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,453
If untreated, dementia,
1065
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,205
Alzheimer's or Parkinson's could be
1066
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,373
- in my future.
- What did you say?
1067
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,124
- I can't hear.
- Your ears are fine.
1068
00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:25,209
[Khloé] We'll fix it.
1069
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,544
[doctor] Let's do another hearing test.
1070
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,170
[Kris] Okay.
1071
00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,173
This is the most excited
I've been in a really long time.
1072
00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,550
My mom pulled some strings
1073
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,677
and got Gerry to come over for dinner.
1074
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,345
- [greeting Gerry]
- Hello, everyone.
1075
00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,305
- [Kendall] Did you not see what I saw?
- [speaker] No.
1076
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:39,890
[Kendall] I saw his phone.
1077
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,017
I've seen some things
that I shouldn't've seen.
1078
00:42:42,184 --> 00:42:45,688
Is there any hope for Tristan
or has that door closed?
1079
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:46,939
[Khloé] Scott.
1080
00:42:47,856 --> 00:42:50,276
But it'd be nice
to grow old with somebody.
1081
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,530
[♪ dance music playing]
1082
00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:11,338
♪
1083
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,989
Um, you guys, Rob sent me that Footfinder.
1084
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:38,449
I don't know what that is.
1085
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,744
Said that they would pay me
$1,000,000 to show my feet,
1086
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,037
and I would do that.
1087
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,747
Wh-What do I have to do with my feet?
1088
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:45,956
A million bucks?
1089
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:47,124
[Producer] Who cares?
1090
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:50,794
I don't give a [bleep].
I was thinkin', like, $100.
1091
00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,630
You can like, walk on people's
backs.
1092
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,506
- [gasps] Yes.
- All that kind of stuff.
1093
00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:57,343
- I can let people massage my feet.
- [crew member gasping]
1094
00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:58,677
[laughter]
1095
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,012
Brilliant.
1096
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,059
[bell tolls]