1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,004 [♪ dramatic music plays] 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,923 {\an8}[Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians. 3 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:08,008 {\an8}Wow. 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,261 Being busy and working is my happy place. 5 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,596 Has Kim Kardashian slowed down? 6 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:15,015 No. 7 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:19,060 I have a new agent, but I have to prove myself. 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,062 - [Kris yells] - [Khloé Kardashian] This is the cutest 9 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,273 [bleep] thing I've ever seen. 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,358 Kourtney has Covid. 11 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,610 I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest. 12 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,321 She's a high-risk pregnancy. This is really crazy. 13 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,158 I have to go pack for Paris. Are you gonna come? 14 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,618 - [Khloé] I don't know. - [Kris Jenner] Oh, come on. 15 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:38,329 Here's to an amazing trip to Paris. 16 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,082 Khloé's not coming. I'm not in the mood to deal. 17 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,709 I know I'm insane. 18 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,461 Welcome to my mind. 19 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,547 [♪ dramatic music plays] 20 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,887 [♪ gentle music playing] 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,972 [bicycle bell dings] 22 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,768 [singing in French] 23 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,276 Tonight is our last night in Paris. 24 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,070 This is so great. 25 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,696 And then tomorrow, we watch Kendall 26 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,364 walk in the L'Oréal show. 27 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,908 Hi, hi. 28 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,451 And then it's back to Calabasas, 29 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,788 where we're gonna celebrate Kim in American Horror Story. 30 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,248 [indistinct chatter] 31 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,584 ♪ 32 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:33,510 This is so gorgeous. 33 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,679 It's so pretty. 34 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:39,766 Why do I feel like I'm on an episode of The Bachelorette? 35 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,268 [laughter] 36 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,270 I love being in Paris with Corey 37 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,398 because Corey and I started dating in Paris. 38 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:49,609 So, he always plans a really special night 39 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,152 for us while we're here. 40 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,781 - We have the moon, the full moon. - [Corey Gamble] Yeah. 41 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,200 [Kris] And we have the glittering Eiffel Tower. 42 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:59,953 - Yeah. - And we have us without kids. 43 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,038 - [Corey] Without kids. - Congratulations. 44 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,206 We made it through another 45 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,666 Paris Fashion Week, babe. 46 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,334 I used to say to Corey all the time 47 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:07,877 when I first started dating him, like, 48 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:11,005 "Why do you wanna date somebody older than you?" 49 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:12,924 I didn't get the age gap. 50 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:16,511 And then he taught me that age is just a number. 51 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,429 It's a [bleep] big number, 52 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,598 [laughs] but it's a number. [tongue clicks] 53 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,976 I'm gonna try this little goodie. 54 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,520 You can bite first and let me know how it tastes. 55 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,356 Listen, I can't explain someone's chemistry, 56 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,358 or why people fall in love, 57 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:34,654 but it's been an amazing almost 10 years, 58 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,823 and we have a great time. 59 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,408 I miss Khloé. 60 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,243 - Truth. - I wish she was here. 61 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,786 I don't know. She should've come. 62 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:45,081 She just makes life really fabulous. 63 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,708 [Facetime ringing] 64 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,376 Who doesn't answer the phone 65 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:52,005 from a girl who's calling from a Eiffel Tower shot? 66 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:56,009 - [ringing stops] - Listen, you little brat. 67 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:57,552 Maybe Kendall. 68 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,470 You give birth to people, 69 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,348 you expect a little respect in return. 70 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:05,685 Did I mention that children were overrated? 71 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,021 - [ringing stops] - All I wanna do is share some of this 72 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,858 with my kids since we're in the same city, a lot of us. 73 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,568 - Now we're trying Kim. - [ringing] 74 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,988 - And I'm drunk-dialing people. - [Corey laughs] 75 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:20,491 Is this a joke? Am I being pranked? 76 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:23,995 Really, kids? Not one of you can pick up the [bleep] phone? 77 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,415 Okay. I'll remember that. 78 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:29,000 - Okay, I'm gonna-- - You can call Kourtney. 79 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,752 She's, like, a romantic person, 80 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,087 - so she'd probably like a Paris call. - Oh. 81 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,964 She ain't doin' nothin' but pregnant. 82 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:39,344 - Hey, Mom. - Look at the background! 83 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,554 [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] That's so pretty. Look, babe. 84 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,556 - Hi, Trav. - Hi. How are you? 85 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,141 Hi. It's me and Corey. 86 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,392 What's up, y'all? 87 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,478 [Kris] We're having a, a little romantic d-- 88 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,896 - [phone beeping] - Oh! There's-- Okay, wait, 89 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,398 you're getting upstaged for-- Don't go anywhere. 90 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,275 Oh, nevermind. We'll call that one back. 91 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,985 [Corey] I knew to call y'all because 92 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,612 y'all the most romantic people in the world, 93 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,281 so I knew a Paris phone call to y'all would hit. 94 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,033 Exactly, and you knew she was 95 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,618 about to hang up with me for Kim 96 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,995 - and Corey was like-- - No, Kendall. 97 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,705 - For Kendall. - [Kourtney] Oh, Kendall. 98 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,123 Yeah, who's actually down the street, 99 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,375 and wouldn't answer our call. 100 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,542 We were just calling. 101 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:12,835 We know-- We're on baby watch. 102 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:16,130 That's what we're dedicating our lives to. 103 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:19,717 You'll be good. Uh, Travis leaves in about 30 minutes 104 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,720 to go to Spain. 105 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,431 - [Kris] Whoa, really? - [Corey] Long flight. 106 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,849 How long will you be gone? 107 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:28,935 - [Travis Barker] Sixteen days. - Okay. 108 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,228 - Oh, good. - Okay. 109 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,604 [Corey] Enjoy your last moments together 110 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,398 before he goes to the airport. 111 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,192 - We didn't mean to interrupt the lovers. - No. 112 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:38,278 - [Kourtney] Thank you. We love you guys. - [Travis] Thank you. 113 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,238 - We love you. - Alright, peace. 114 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,906 Okay, who else can we call? 115 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:45,243 I feel like we're prank c-call-- doing prank phone calls. 116 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,328 - [crosstalk] - Oh, here's Khloé! 117 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,373 Look at the Eiffel Tower! It's going off! 118 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,835 Oh, it's beautiful. And so glittery. 119 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,128 Well, we miss you. 120 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,254 We just wanted to tell you, 121 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,006 you were very, very missed. 122 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,757 Wait 'til I tell you the stories. 123 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:02,093 [Khloé] I just couldn't make it shake this time. 124 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,428 I get it. 125 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,471 I'm actually really disappointed 126 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,099 because I had so many fun things planned for her and I. 127 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,018 She's my partner in crime. 128 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,436 Kim is busy with 129 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,062 everything else she's doing, 130 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,106 and I was really looking forward 131 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,066 to hanging out with Khloé this week. 132 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:18,192 Where are you? 133 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,236 [Khloé] I'm outside. We're doing Halloween decorations. 134 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:23,823 Oh, how fun! That's so cute! 135 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,117 [Khloé] Okay, I gotta get ready for school pickup. 136 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,494 We love you. We wish you were here. 137 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:32,623 Right now, she's really happy focusing on her kids, 138 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,667 getting to bed early, working out, 139 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,210 taking care of herself, 140 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,379 so there's gotta be a reason she's staying home. 141 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,965 And so, we're just gonna let that ride. 142 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,884 - I love you. [kisses] - [Khloé] Love you too, bye. 143 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:45,219 - Bye. - [Corey] Bye-bye. 144 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,556 Alright, so, we have a couple things left, 145 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,850 and then we have the L'Oréal show. 146 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,685 - So, I'm so excited. - Which is back over there. 147 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,812 Yeah, it's so good. 148 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,481 'Kay, kiss. 149 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,567 Hey, this is The Bachelor kiss. Okay, hurry. 150 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,403 Better kiss-- Bachelor kiss. 151 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:05,073 [♪ upbeat music playing] 152 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:09,619 - ♪ I'm gonna start livin' ♪ - Paris is always a good idea. 153 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,621 Paris is always a good idea. 154 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,749 - Love you. - Love you. 155 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,459 ♪ 156 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:20,838 ♪ Nothin' but the best for me ♪ 157 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:26,260 ♪ Nothin' but the best is good enough for me ♪ 158 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:30,890 ♪ Nothin' but the best for me ♪ 159 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:37,522 ♪ Nothin' but the best is good enough for me ♪ 160 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,941 - Hey, Khloé. - Hi, wow. 161 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,442 {\an8}- [greeting Khloé] - I didn't know what I was getting 162 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,944 {\an8}invited over for; I thought I was coming to hang out 163 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,237 with you in bed. 164 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,072 - We can do it all. - [Khloé] Yay. 165 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,199 I am finally Covid free, 166 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,160 and now I just feel really good and amazing. 167 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,037 Nothing can phase me. 168 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,872 {\an8}Okay, well, I did bring Twister 169 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,749 {\an8}'cause I thought we were in bed together. 170 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,543 - That's what I thought-- - Wait, you know I'm not allowed 171 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,170 - to twist my body. - Twister? 172 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,548 I thought it could be fun, or we could do a puzzle. 173 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,966 - Wait, I love puzzles. - [Khloé] I know! 174 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,384 I thought we were hanging out in bed. 175 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,636 - I didn't know you were, like, mobile. - We're leaving. 176 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,012 - No, we're leaving. - No, but if you can go downstairs, 177 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,639 [bleep] being in bed. 178 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,142 [Kourtney] I'm pretty much on bedrest. 179 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:17,520 The third trimester, I just haven't been able to travel, 180 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,605 but I've been having lots of visitors. 181 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,149 [all saying goodbye] 182 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,318 I miss going to my kids' activities 183 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,863 and things like that, but I know that it's all 184 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,823 for a good reason. 185 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,075 What did you pack in your hospital bag? 186 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:32,910 Tell me if you have anything to add. 187 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,121 "Cozy blanket. A nursing pillow." 188 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,081 I definitely did not bring a nursing pillow. 189 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:39,167 "Outfit for baby to come home in." Yes. 190 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:43,296 And then I had to bring my cord blood box or whatever. 191 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:47,008 Yeah, it's like an ice box to send off the placenta 192 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,135 and make into the capsules. 193 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,972 I am so incredibly happy for Kourt and Trav. 194 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,975 I think we're all just excited to meet him, 195 00:07:55,975 --> 00:08:00,688 and welcome him to this wild, crazy, amazing family. 196 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:04,567 - Oh, like a Beats pill thingy, speaker? - Mm. 197 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,028 Let's give Travis something to do. 198 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,530 - [Khloé] 'Kay. -"Playlist and speaker." 199 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,366 [Khloé] Can I look at that book? 200 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,659 [Kourtney] Yeah. 201 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,745 So, I'm gonna go back to the beginning, 202 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,872 and, like, fill stuff in. 203 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,165 [Khloé] This is amazing. 204 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,458 Thank you. 205 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,376 I mean, I'm not a scrapbooker. 206 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:23,961 I've never done this before 207 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:27,798 until doing it for this gift for my husband. 208 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,800 Kourt, this is wild. 209 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,970 Taking the time to really create something 210 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:36,557 that's, like, telling a story, I think is really special. 211 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:38,434 Why didn't you go to Paris? 212 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:41,229 I just didn't feel like it was the place for me. 213 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,065 I was just getting anxious leaving the kids. 214 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,276 Tristan's gone, and it's hard for me to leave them, 215 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,570 and I don't have, like, a parent to stay with them. 216 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,655 And then I was thinking, 217 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,241 the whole family was out of the country, 218 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,034 and I was like, "What if there's an earthquake? 219 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,536 What if there's something? There's no parent." 220 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,995 I just was freakin' myself out. 221 00:08:57,995 --> 00:09:00,331 Um, wait, where did Tristan go? 222 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,415 To Cleveland. 223 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:04,085 - For what? - To play basketball. 224 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,170 Oh, he plays on that team? 225 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,589 - [chuckles] Mm-hm. - The Cleveland team? 226 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:12,301 - Mm-hm, he's back there. - Whoa. Since when? 227 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:14,554 - This year. - I thought he played on the Lakers? 228 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,098 - He-He went back to the Cavs. - Wow. 229 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,183 How do you feel that he's gone? 230 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:23,688 I'm fine. It's just he's a big help when he's here. 231 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,815 - Mm-hm. - And, you know, I don't have 232 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,984 nannies at night, which I might have to change, 233 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,193 or at least have, like, 234 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,237 someone be available sometimes. 235 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,656 So, you have no one that lives in right now? 236 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,075 Mm-mm. And I'm just so hands-on-- 237 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,702 They're at school half the time, 238 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,495 - but not Tatum. - I know, but I make all of her lunches, 239 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,414 I make her break-- Like, I do everything. 240 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,748 - Yeah. - And no one-- 241 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:45,084 I don't let anyone else do it. Tristan has done it. 242 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,545 But I'm so particular. [chuckles] 243 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:50,214 Like, oh, my gosh, I can't even think about that. 244 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,341 Listen, I love my routine. 245 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:57,096 I love being with my kids, but being a parent is hard. 246 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:01,058 And it's [bleep] every day after 8:30 when True's asleep, 247 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,603 I am, like, crawling like 248 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,771 I'm Leonardo Dicaprio out of 249 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:10,026 Wolf of Wall Street to my bed. Like, how do I get there? 250 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,070 Then you wake up again, and you do it all over. 251 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,905 I make the lunches and I started with 252 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,283 the cookie cutter hearts for the watermelon. 253 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,160 Like, once you start the cute shit 254 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,870 that you're so excited to do, 255 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,413 God forbid you don't. 256 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,541 But it's ama-- Like, at the same time, it's, like, all you want. 257 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,336 It's the weirdest [bleep] thing. 258 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,629 'Cause you're exhausted, 259 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,839 and you're like, "I'm-I'm gonna die." 260 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,841 And then, literally, when they're asleep 261 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,593 by 10:00, I'm like, "I miss them." 262 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:39,096 Like, get it together, Khloé. Snap out of it. 263 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,016 Did you see my blood vial in there? 264 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:43,934 What? 265 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,686 No. 266 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,022 'Cause you didn't keep goin'. 267 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,942 - [Kourtney clears throat] - Gotta see the blood. [chuckles] 268 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,362 - It's a real thing of blood? - Yeah. 269 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,530 - For real? No. - [Kourtney] Yeah. 270 00:10:56,530 --> 00:11:00,284 But what was the point to get it from the first time? 271 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,620 Just to, like, have each other's. 272 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,206 [Khloé laughs] 273 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,918 To wanna show off your blood vials is also like, 274 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,004 "Alright, if that's what you're into," but... 275 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,425 It's very, like, Billy Bob Thornton of them. 276 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,887 And, like, my every minute of the day, 277 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:24,725 do I wanna be, like, harnessing a tube of blood? 278 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:29,647 Not for me, but that's what makes the world go 'round. 279 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,232 [whispers] We're all different. 280 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,151 [♪ intense string music plays] 281 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:37,238 {\an8}Wow. Rock on with your bad self. 282 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,825 [♪ upbeat music playing] 283 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,541 ♪ Feel the adrenalin, it's takin' control ♪ 284 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,252 We're off to see Kendall 285 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,379 walk in the L'Oréal show tonight. 286 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,922 ♪ We locked and loaded 287 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,006 And we're ready to roll ♪ - So chic. 288 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,550 So, this is a big night for Kendall 289 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,552 because now she's part of the L'Oréal team. 290 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,845 [camera clicking] 291 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,680 Alright, guys, let's go see Kendall. 292 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,682 ♪ We got that wild side ♪ 293 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:08,310 Just a little buzz over to watch our Kenny. 294 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:13,149 Kendall being chosen as the new face of L'Oréal is such a big deal. 295 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,442 Look at the Eiffel Tower. 296 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,278 And there's nobody better for this campaign, 297 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:21,282 and I'm so excited for this huge production. 298 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,827 - ♪ We got that wild side ♪ - [paparazzi shouting] 299 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,748 [indistinct chatter] 300 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,167 ♪ We got that wild side ♪ 301 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,668 I just wanted to tell you welcome, 302 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,961 {\an8}- and I hope you feel... - Thank you. 303 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,045 {\an8}- ...So much love tonight. - Thank you. 304 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,256 {\an8}And positive energy, and that you have a blast. 305 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,340 Thank you. You too. 306 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,967 - Thank you so much. - Okay, you're welcome. 307 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,594 Tonight is the L'Oréal Paris Show. 308 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,721 I am super excited. I feel really good. 309 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,599 [Eva Longoria] When they said they signed you, I was like... ohhhh 310 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,184 {\an8}[Kendall Jenner] Oh, my God! Stop. Thank you. 311 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,894 {\an8}- I'm so happy. - Whatever you need. 312 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,812 {\an8}- Thank you. - I want to work with brands 313 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,980 that I resonate with, 314 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,648 that I feel like I connect 315 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,067 on what their goal or their motive is. 316 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,862 So, working with L'Oréal, like, fits in kind of perfectly, 317 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,198 and what they stand for is really powerful. 318 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,910 Mom, you're here so timely and on-- You're early. 319 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,329 - I-- For once? - The show's not for an hour 320 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,331 - and 15 minutes. - Who is always 15-- I'm an hour 321 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,791 - and 15 minutes early. - It's at nine. 322 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,877 [♪ gentle string music playing] 323 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,962 I wish you stayed back and watched 324 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,589 The Golden Bachelor with us. 325 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:21,884 I know... Well, guess what? 326 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,636 - It was great. You should watch it. - We have next-- 327 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,054 Well, you won't be home next week, 328 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,931 but I'll watch it in memory of you. 329 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,724 - And then we'll watch it, yeah. - And then we'll catch up, 330 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,142 and we'll watch it together. 331 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,562 If I'm home, and I'm not doing anything on Monday nights, 332 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,272 then I have girlfriends over and we watch 333 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,024 The Bachelor, sue me. 334 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,860 It was just so genuine, and it was so adorable. 335 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,278 And he was just like-- 336 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,113 Like, the girl that got the "First Impression" rose, 337 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,615 he was like, "I'm giving this to you 338 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,909 because of your presence when you talk to me." 339 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,494 Like, he was so specific... 340 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,995 - Wow. - ...About why he gave it to her, 341 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,998 And I'm just like, "Ugh, bless your soul." 342 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,751 I'm so happy you have something to look forward to... 343 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,461 - [Kendall] Mom. - ...Week to week. 344 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,214 Please. I have, I have a life. 345 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,342 I swear the show sees my dorkiest moments. 346 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,511 Me just like freaking out over Gerry the bachelor. 347 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,013 Like, these are, like, my dorkiest, whatever. 348 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,724 I am in my grandma era for sure. 349 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,726 [Producer] No, it's not an era... 350 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,061 Oh, no, it's a life-- 351 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,980 - It's a lifestyle choice, yeah. - [producer laughing] 352 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,482 [Kris] Alright, everybody, see ya later. 353 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,693 [traffic rumbling] 354 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,866 [audience cheering, applauding] 355 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,785 I think the show is gonna start, guys. 356 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,955 - [♪ anticipatory music playing] - Oh, there it goes. 357 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,419 [♪ anticipatory music playing] 358 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,133 [Kris] Oh, there it goes. 359 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,304 [♪ thumping dance music playing] 360 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,057 This show tonight is such a big deal. 361 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,853 The crowds of people that are surrounding the venue. 362 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,980 Thousands and thousands of people. 363 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:02,067 And we're so excited to watch Kendall walk the runway. 364 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,695 [audience cheering] 365 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,948 [Kendall] It's amazing. We're directly under the Eiffel Tower. 366 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,116 It's so beautiful. 367 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,576 The crowd is fun 'cause everyone's kinda 368 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,660 shouting at you, 369 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,704 and you're waving to everyone. 370 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,414 [cheering] 371 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,500 ♪ 372 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,507 [Kris] It's magical. I mean, Kendall comes out on the runway, 373 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,426 and she has dancers. 374 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,971 Kendall has backup dancers. It was so fun. 375 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:34,767 Kendall! Woo! 376 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,852 [Kendall] I definitely believe that women empowerment is 377 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,270 so, so important. 378 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,774 [Kris] Kendall! Kendall! 379 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,818 I feel like I-I've been, like, taught that 380 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,445 with my sisters, and my whole life. 381 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,489 We have this really beautiful understanding of, like, 382 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,908 let's all support each other, and let's all lift each other up. 383 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,536 So, um, yeah, I'm always here to support a bad bitch. 384 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,829 ♪ 385 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,207 [Kris] Oh, I'm going to cry. 386 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,500 I'm going to cry. 387 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,002 It's so good. 388 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,214 This is the perfect way to end Paris. 389 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,716 Sitting underneath the Eiffel Tower, 390 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,928 and my daughter's being celebrated for who she is. 391 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,222 It doesn't get any more special than that. 392 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,974 It really doesn't. 393 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,225 Are you crying? 394 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,851 I'm so proud of her. 395 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,525 [♪ upbeat music playing] 396 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:32,825 ♪ Watch me shine, like sittin' on the sidelines ♪ 397 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,326 [Kim] Hello? 398 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,245 {\an8}Mwah! 399 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,123 [Kim] Paris was so much fun. 400 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,377 And now, I'm having dinner with Ryan Murphy and my mom, 401 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,921 and I had no idea; I saw it on the schedule today. 402 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,173 This is exactly what happened 403 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,634 when he asked me to do American Horror Story. 404 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,219 So, I don't know, it's coming out soon. 405 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:56,348 Maybe it's just a cute catchup and I have no idea. 406 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,933 [Ryan Murphy] I love your little purse. 407 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,184 - What's in there? Lip balm? - I-I was gonna say, 408 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,477 "Ask me what's in it." 409 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,146 - [Ryan] What's in your purse? - I actually grabbed it 410 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,356 - with nothing in it. - [laughter] 411 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,858 But typically, it would be a piece of gum, 412 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,359 a powder puff, and a lipstick. 413 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,154 This week is the premiere of American Horror Story. 414 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,572 I'm definitely nervous 415 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,907 because I say really kinda salacious lines, 416 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,701 and crazy things in this. 417 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,995 I just wanna-- I really wanna do a good job. 418 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,538 Last time we all had dinner-- 419 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,415 Yeah, last time we had dinner, I came out, and I had like, 420 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,626 "Let's do some great reality show about style." 421 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,336 And you were like, "No, I kinda wanna act." 422 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,838 - [Kris laughing] - And it was kinda great, 423 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,590 and I was like-- and that put the seed in my head, 424 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,300 - and then we wrote that part for you. - Yeah. 425 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,093 [Ryan] Ya know, it's been a really good experience. 426 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,845 Although, I don't think Kim was prepared 427 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,014 for how long the hours are. 428 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,766 - It's hard. - [Kim] It's no joke. 429 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,975 [Ryan] It's no joke. 430 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,810 You were really, really good 431 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,437 to the point that they called me like, 432 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,355 "Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 433 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,317 [♪ downbeat music plays] 434 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,903 [bleep]. What did I get myself into? [laughs] 435 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,405 Can I really pull this off? But I-I think I can. 436 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,823 [Ryan] It's a really good idea. 437 00:17:55,032 --> 00:18:01,246 So, Kim is the world's best, most expensive divorce lawyer. 438 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,373 - Oh. - [Ryan] And she has her... 439 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,833 I have some experience. 440 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,835 [Ryan] ...Own firm, and the Thing about her firm is 441 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,004 that it's an all-female firm. 442 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,298 - On brand. - [Ryan] ...And love. Very on brand. 443 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:15,761 I know I don't need to add another thing to my schedule, 444 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:20,265 or another TV show, but it's so different than what I do, 445 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,059 and it's such a challenge for me. 446 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,228 And I just-- I love the challenge. 447 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,855 So, I just wanna see this out. 448 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,649 [Ryan] When you're going through a divorce, 449 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,693 I would imagine that you become very close to your lawyer, 450 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,112 and tell them everything-- 451 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,405 I mean, there's even so many fun moments with, like, 452 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,824 Laura and I where I'm just like, 453 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,868 {\an8}"Don't ever let me do this again." 454 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,703 Then the next one, she would be like, 455 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,747 "Hi, you reminded me last time. 456 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,332 Don't ever let you do this again." 457 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,792 [Ryan] Has she done all of your-- 458 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,544 - Two of 'em, but, like, enough to know. - [Kris laughing] 459 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,546 - And then sh-- I was like, "On the... - [Kris] That's so sad. 460 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,339 -"Has she done all of your divorces?" - [Kim] ...Next one." 461 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,924 "D-Don't ever let me do this." Ya know? 462 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,592 - [Kris] Yeah. - And she just is, like, so funny. 463 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,511 Well, 'cause it-it has what Sex and the City has, 464 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,012 which is girlfriends. 465 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,722 - It has, like, a bond... - [Kim] Totally. 466 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:04,101 ...Of women trying to get Through an experience together. 467 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,602 - Yeah. - [Ryan] Well, the fun of it is, 468 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,063 "Not only am I a lawyer, but I play one on TV." 469 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,732 - Like, that's the best catchphrase ever. - Totally. 470 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,818 I mean, could she shoot it in Los Angeles? 471 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,944 [Ryan] Oh, it definitely has to shoot in LA. 472 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,445 - [Kris] Okay. - Yeah. 473 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,530 [Ryan] I mean, we have to, like, build a sound stage 474 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,614 outside your back door. 475 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,616 - Okay. - Yeah. 476 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,702 You just have to juggle the two shows. 477 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,746 You've got this show, and something new, 478 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,875 which you were able to juggle even when it was in New York. 479 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:32,588 Once I finish law school, I am golden. 480 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:36,466 - When is that? - I take the Bar 2025. 481 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,968 Got it. 482 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,137 Well, I think, when you put your mind to something, 483 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,805 you make it happen. 484 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,390 - [Kim] Mm-hm. - [Kris] And as long as you guys 485 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,683 can figure out how many days a week. 486 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,101 If it's a couple, two, three days a week, 487 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,394 I think you could 488 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,272 possibly do that if you take other things out. 489 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,065 I think if you do Kardashians, 490 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:55,110 your new show, your kids, and the Bar, 491 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,404 that's four thi-- and you have SKIMS. 492 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,031 [Ryan] It's not like you're shooting every day, 493 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,158 and you can plan your year accordingly. 494 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,326 Totally. 495 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,494 [Kris] As Kim's mom, I, of course, 496 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,788 worry about her being healthy, 497 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,707 and, you know, taking time for herself, 498 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,919 but being creative is what fuels her. 499 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,296 This is what makes her happy. 500 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,131 It's really clear to me now 501 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,009 that this is what she loves more than anything. 502 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,179 And being a working mom, it's really hard. 503 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:26,725 The balance of, ya know, motherhood, being a mom, 504 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,477 it's a challenge, 505 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,230 and it's a dance, and Kim has to figure it out. 506 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,357 [Ryan] I don't know how you would fit that in with your life, 507 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,524 but we'd have to figure it out. 508 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,818 I would have to figure that out. 509 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,820 [♪ gentle music plays] 510 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,579 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [bird cawing] 511 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,085 [Simon Huck] This is a lotta gifts. 512 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,586 {\an8}I have all these gifts to open, 513 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,630 {\an8}that I was opening them with the kids, 514 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,215 and they all ditched me, and I was like, 515 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,051 "This is not fun to open alone." 516 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,803 - [Simon] We can open-- - So, I was waiting for you. 517 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,971 [Simon] Yeah. We can open today. 518 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,639 How to die is the gift from Liz. 519 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,974 [Simon] Oh, to die. 520 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,059 I'm obsessed with this Nara. 521 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,353 - It's so good, though. - [Kourtney] It's crazy. 522 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,981 {\an8}[Simon] Are you still collaging for Travis's book? 523 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,358 [Kourtney] Oh, my God, yeah. You have to see it. 524 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:19,528 [Simon] I cannot believe you keep all this stuff. 525 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,364 This is insane. 526 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,032 I'm still working on it. 527 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,034 Oh, my God. And all the birthday cards. 528 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,453 When I first imagined doing a scrapbook, 529 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,205 I imagined it really differently. 530 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,374 Just, like, let's put the stuff in, 531 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,418 make it really neat and organized. 532 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,879 And then, it just became this huge project. 533 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:42,009 But I think I could finish it before the baby. 534 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,093 [crew laughing] 535 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,886 *Spoiler: It was not finished before the baby. 536 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,388 Not even close. 537 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,057 How many hours have you put into this? 538 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,351 I mean, Veronique stayed for the weekend, 539 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,562 and we got through, like-- 540 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,063 - We probably-- - She slept over? 541 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,274 - Twi-- Two nights in a row. - You're joking. 542 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:01,028 And we did, [laughs] we did this for hours. 543 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:05,407 You're a professional, you can make one for every family member. 544 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,910 - You would have to spend-- - No one else deserves my energy. 545 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,995 [Veronique laughs] 546 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,621 No one's a perfectionist like I am 547 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,415 with the cutting and the stuff. 548 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:17,377 So, like, anything that's not perfect, that was Veronique. 549 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,339 - [Liz laughing] - I'll just say. 550 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,174 I'm like, "Did I not do enough with Phil?" 551 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,676 We've been together eight years. I could fill a page. 552 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,345 [Kourtney] Wait, what about our blood vial? 553 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,429 - [phone dinging] - [Simon] This sick. 554 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,513 I didn't even wanna comment on it. 555 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,973 And is there still blood in it? 556 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,475 - [Kourtney] There is. - Are you okay? 557 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,936 - Is that, like, healthy, safe? - A biohazard, you see? 558 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,481 [Simon] That's cute. 559 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,399 - [phone chiming] - Oh, I think he's going 560 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,859 - on stage. - [Simon] That's him. 561 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,154 Hi, baby. 562 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,614 [Travis] Hi, baby. I'm goin' on stage. 563 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,909 Okay. Want me to say your prayer? 564 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,327 Yeah. You look beautiful. 565 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,661 Thank you. 566 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,331 Okay, dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you keep 567 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:58,960 a wall of fire around Travis and that he has a great show, 568 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,671 and that you protect his fingers. 569 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,216 And that he's safe on the riser, 570 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,512 and keep his head clear, and that he's safe from the fire. 571 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,806 In Jesus's name. Amen. 572 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,641 Thank you, God. Amen. I love you, baby. 573 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,851 I love you. Have the best show. 574 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:16,895 Alright, have the best day. I'll call you afterwards. 575 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,188 Mwah. 576 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,650 - Um, are we going down? - [Simon] We're going down. 577 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,486 - [speaker] Hello. - [Kourtney] Hi, guys. 578 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,071 - Hi, hi. - [Kourtney] Am I sitting right here? 579 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,572 [speaker] Yeah, we have you all set up. 580 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,991 {\an8}- [Kourtney] Amazing. - [Simon] Kourt, this is Peyton, 581 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,701 {\an8}- with Calm. - [Kourtney] Hi. 582 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,954 {\an8}Lemme brought me this idea 583 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,956 {\an8}to do something with the Calm app. 584 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,458 {\an8}I've been saying this, by the way, forever. 585 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,544 {\an8}'Cause you and Travis have the most calming voices. 586 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:46,091 I'm reading a bedtime story, like a sleep story? 587 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,177 It ties into Lemme Sleep. Should we do this, guys? 588 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,887 [Peyton Gulley/Simon] Let's do it. 589 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:51,972 Hi. 590 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,849 [♪ gentle, upbeat music playing] 591 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,351 Wait, I-- Oh. Good, how are you? 592 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:01,523 I'm pretty monotone in... General. 593 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,109 Yeah, I think it's gonna be iconic. 594 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:08,280 My monotone voice reading a sleep story will be perfect. 595 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,199 Okay, I was gonna say I don't wanna do it until it's right 596 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,951 'cause I'm really out of breath 597 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,662 easily in my pregnancy. 598 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,874 I think it'll be like a one take type of thing. 599 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,459 What's your bedtime voice? 600 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:25,088 It's, like, very calm, and I was just doing my 601 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,424 "what would I sound like if I was in bed 602 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,593 with my kids reading a bedtime story?" 603 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,887 "I'm Kourtney Kardashian Barker. 604 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:35,807 "Tonight we're gonna learn about some new positions 605 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,560 as we drift slowly to sleep." 606 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,854 But I think it happens to be 607 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,773 my talking to Travis voice. [chuckles] 608 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:49,488 "How you sleep and who you squeeze is totally up to you. 609 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,115 - [♪ gentle, relaxing music playing] - Good night." 610 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,617 - [applause] - [Simon] Wow. 611 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,327 [Kourtney] I got a round of applause 612 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,661 just so you guys know. 613 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,497 And if you guys need anything else, 614 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,457 I was kinda joking about the one take, 615 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:04,336 but if we got it in the one take, amazing. 616 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,549 Sure... I'll do section three. Okay, I'll do three. 617 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:13,053 I think I'm really in this zone of, like, 618 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,847 I just feel really calm and happy. 619 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:19,184 "Have a good day. Sweet dreams." 620 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:24,356 But, like, especially because of the emergency fetal surgery 621 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,025 that I had to have, I'm just, like, 622 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,319 good vibes only. 623 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,780 Please, keep the bad vibes away. 624 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,490 - [Simon] How was it? - Okay. Good. 625 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,325 - It-- Was it good? - [Simon] How was-- No, it was great. 626 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,743 It sounded amazing. 627 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,828 [Liz Muller] Kourt, your baby shower post is so cute. 628 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,872 People are so wild, though, 629 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,458 'cause they're, like, so confused 630 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:46,419 that I, like, wrote on Kim's baby shower post. 631 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,338 Like, she posted our shower and I was like, 632 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,173 "Thank you Mom and sisters 633 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,592 for the best social distanced baby shower," 634 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:53,927 something, like, wrote something nice. 635 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,512 [Simon] Yeah, I saw the comment. It was nice. 636 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,807 And then everyone's like, "Kourtney's trollin'." 637 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:01,560 You know they think that I'm, like-- that we, like, hate each other. 638 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,436 But also, I so badly wanted to be, like, 639 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:06,898 "By the way, I never knew that call was filmed." 640 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,692 [Simon] Did she not tell you when she called? 641 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,778 No, I just had a feeling that it was filmed, like, 642 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,363 after the fact, 643 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,448 and then she was like, "Yeah." 644 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:18,535 And I'm like, "You're not using it." But then... 645 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,830 It was too good not to use. 646 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:26,084 The phone call, people got really analytical and deep. 647 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,128 So, we're all confused and we're on a group chat 648 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,338 that's actually labeled "Not Kourtney", 649 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:34,175 so we know and have to funnel what your friends are saying to us. 650 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,178 And have to figure out why you're such a different person, 651 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,347 - and why you have this vendetta out. - [Kourtney] [over phone] But do 652 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:41,141 you think that I would wanna be a part of that? 653 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,727 You know, we're sisters. I think people forget-- 654 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,061 They always say, like, on our show, 655 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,896 like, "How are they gonna get through it?" 656 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,525 And they pick sides, and everyone gets really riled up. 657 00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:53,612 I think there's, like, this huge misconception 658 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,865 that Kourtney and I hate each other. [laughing] 659 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,575 We really don't. 660 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,952 I'm sure a lot of people have had, like, 661 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,288 crazy fights with their siblings. 662 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,665 Maybe ours are more extreme. 663 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,917 I'm not sure. I really don't know. 664 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,502 The thing about Kourtney and I, 665 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:13,506 no matter how crazy things are, no matter what's going on, 666 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:14,924 if she needs something, I'm there, 667 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,760 if I need something, she's there. 668 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,763 And we'll always be that way no matter what we're going through. 669 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,432 So, was it just the sisters on the "Not Kourtney" group chat? 670 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,017 - [Kourtney] Yeah. - No one else? 671 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,435 [Kourtney] No friends. 672 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,437 [Simon] The amount of people who've reached out to me to say, 673 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,606 "I knew you wouldn't be on that group chat." 674 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,983 - Yeah. - I'm like, honestly, 675 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,443 thank God. 676 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,528 [Kourtney] Thank God you weren't. But you know what? 677 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:38,031 That's a characteristic that my mom 678 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,699 and Kim have had 679 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,076 for my whole life 680 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,577 of being like, 681 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,913 "Everyone's talking about you." 682 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,665 But there's no everyone. 683 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,918 And I'm so happy that I just don't give a [bleep] 684 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,586 about any of that anymore. 685 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,422 [Simon] Yeah. No, and you and Kim have subsequently made up, 686 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,091 - and it's all good now. - Yeah. 687 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,425 Kim and I are great. 688 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,928 Everything's, like, back to normal. 689 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,304 We get along, 690 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:03,932 we, like, really connect over the kids. 691 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:08,645 I can't even believe that a second of energy was wasted on that. 692 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,021 [Peyton] You did very good Kourtney. 693 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,940 - [Kourtney] Really? - [Peyton] You are a natural, 694 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,191 natural for the sleep story. 695 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,110 [Kourtney] Think I have a new career, guys. 696 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,736 - Yeah. - Truly. 697 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,154 [laughter] 698 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,241 [♪ upbeat music playing] 699 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,874 ♪ 700 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,879 - Hi! - Hi! 701 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,715 - What's going on? - Hi, cutie. 702 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:37,799 Why do you have your purse? 703 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,092 Where are you-- You going shopping? 704 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,301 I don't know. 705 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,011 You never know when you're gonna need a little... 706 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,346 ...extra lip liner. 707 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:46,516 I did not go to Paris for Fashion Week this year. 708 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,686 But that does not mean that I don't have FOMO. 709 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:53,815 So, I cannot wait to get the full down-low from Kylie. 710 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,358 And I love catching up with her. 711 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,985 Kylie, these little heels that you're wearing, 712 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,695 - I just-- - [Kylie Jenner] You hate 'em? 713 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,239 Duh, I'm not a-- I'm, like, either a flats 714 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,782 or a stripper heel type of girl. 715 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,159 I like these because 716 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,202 - it's-it's more casual. - That's like a micropenis. 717 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,996 [Kylie] We're not about to shame micros right now. 718 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,165 Okay, we won't, but nobody wants them. 719 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,916 You just accept them. 720 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,294 That's not true. Some people like them. 721 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:17,881 Hm. Maybe if they have a micropuss. [laughing] 722 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,091 I think a micro-puss would be fascinating. 723 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,386 'Cause doesn't everyone want a smaller puss? 724 00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,972 I tend to have a larger puss. 725 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,475 Like, when I'm fat, it gets fatter. 726 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,977 'Cause when I was fat, I had Camille. 727 00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:34,355 Now that I've been skinnier, Camille disappeared. 728 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:36,816 [both chuckling] 729 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,735 How was [in French accent] Paris? 730 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,696 - [Kylie] Paris was good. - [Khloé] You looked incredible. 731 00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:45,158 [Kylie] Thank you. Um, I saw Jordyn again in Paris. 732 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,243 - How was that? - [Kylie] It was fun. 733 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,871 I think we have, like, a lot more, 734 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,873 like, healthy distance in the relationship. 735 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:54,793 - Now it's, like, we talk once a month. - I think it's really-- 736 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:59,214 I think what I do love now is that 737 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:03,718 the narrative about us online is also over. 738 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:05,804 Like, when we were seen leaving that restaurant, 739 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,098 if it was a story for the day or two days, whatever, 740 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:12,644 - and then, now, it's, like, it's over. - [Khloé] It disappeared. 741 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,729 - Yeah. - People know that we're cool, 742 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,482 and no one's talking about it anymore. 743 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,775 I've always told you, like, 744 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,777 I never want you to have regrets in life, 745 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,863 and I, for sure, never want you to have regrets 746 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,740 with anything that comes to me. 747 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,200 And I've told you, like, 748 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,077 when you were saying that you miss her and whatever, 749 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,871 and I-I've never had an issue with you 750 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,915 keeping your friendships with anyone. 751 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,542 That's not my job in life. 752 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,752 I'm happy to have this conversation with Khloé 753 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:41,005 'cause I think that people don't really understand 754 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,091 how pure Khloé's heart is. 755 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,594 And even right after everything happened, 756 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,304 her energy was always the same with me. 757 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:51,266 She's like, "You need to do whatever makes you happy. 758 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:52,600 "There's nothing more important to me 759 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,018 than you and your happiness." 760 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,520 And she's just very special. 761 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,105 And I wish more people knew 762 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,440 how special she was. 763 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,276 I definitely get frustrated, 764 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:04,362 the whole narrative about her and I, 765 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,281 or her and you, or me and you, whatever. 766 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,825 - It's, like, this weird-- - It's an internet creative narrative 767 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,994 - that doesn't even exist. - Totally. 768 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:15,164 And so, that is something that I would love behind us all. 769 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:18,501 They're always pinning the girls against one another. 770 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:21,462 And there's actually no beef. 771 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,716 I hate that you have to choose Team Jordyn or Team Kylie. 772 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,593 And we're not like that. 773 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,803 Like, 'cause we're just living, we're not, like, thinking that hard 774 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:31,723 about the situation anymore. 775 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,559 We just want happy, peaceful, healthy lives. 776 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,102 - Yeah. - That's all we want. 777 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:38,021 [Kylie] Ain't that the truth? 778 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,231 - Well-- - Mom's having dinner with someone. 779 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,524 Who is she having dinner with? 780 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,026 - There's some people-- - Ooh. Should we go? 781 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,319 - [Khloé] Yeah. - Let's just go. 782 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,112 Let's go ambush. 783 00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:48,406 I love just visiting my mom. 784 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,450 I would love if she gets pissed. 785 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,202 Oh, Kylie's with us. She won't get pissed. 786 00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:56,581 Cameras included or not included. 787 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,416 [Kylie] Who the [bleep] does she think she is? 788 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,667 [Khloé] Yeah, who the [bleep]... 789 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,002 [Kylie] Having dinner without telling us? 790 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,545 We're her [bleep] favorites. 791 00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:04,339 [Khloé] Hi, Eric. 792 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,132 [Kylie] Mom?! 793 00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:08,009 [Khloé] Mom?! 794 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:11,721 - [Kylie] Mom?! - Who are you having dinner with? 795 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,432 [Kylie] Mom?! 796 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:15,975 [Khloé] Mom?! 797 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:19,395 - [Kylie] What are-- - Who are you having dinner with? 798 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,772 What do you think you're doing tonight? 799 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,190 I'm watching Dancing with the Stars. 800 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,608 [Khloé] Mom! 801 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,984 It was all Kylie's idea 802 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,444 'cause you love her the most. 803 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:29,781 I do not love her the most. I love you all the same. 804 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,865 Yep. 805 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,410 [TV playing] 806 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,913 - Well, this was much more... - [Kylie] Yeah, this was-- 807 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,623 ...Anticlimactic than I assumed. 808 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,000 I thought, like, you were gonna have an orgy or something. 809 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,295 - [Kris] No. - [gasps] "Mom! Your vagina!" 810 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:46,506 [laughter] 811 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,299 [Kylie] Love you guys. I actually have to go... 812 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,426 - [Khloé/Kris] Love you. - ...'cause I wanna say bye to my kids. 813 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,928 - Bye! Love you! - I'm s-so sorry. 814 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,513 Kylie really wanted to see you. 815 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:56,766 - [softly] Bye. - Aww, course she did. 816 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,476 [Khloé] "What size shoe does your mommy wear?" 817 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:02,105 - My mommy? - M-My mommy. Malika's asking. 818 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,524 - Eight and a half or nine-- - 'Member when you had that foot surgery? 819 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,734 It's called bunion surgery. 820 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,236 - You're big-- - What is a bunion? 821 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,863 - [Kris] Oh, my God. - [Khloé] Oy, look at this. 822 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,158 Oh, I know. People can get really messed up. 823 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,577 But bunions are gross. 824 00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:19,163 I don't-- I'm not big with, 825 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,624 like, a lot of random body parts. 826 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:22,917 Like, even belly buttons. 827 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:26,004 Don't get me started on an outie, oy. 828 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,673 Talk about a micropenis. 829 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:34,303 And, like, the fact that you don't have worse feet is wild. 830 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,388 Worse feet? 831 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,597 I have beautiful feet. 832 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,765 I know you have beautiful feet. 833 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:39,017 I have feet that would go on Onlyfans... 834 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,393 But you walk on heels. 835 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,729 - ...And make a fortune By the way. - Oh. 836 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,939 People on Onlyfans show their feet? 837 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,275 There's foot fetishes all around the world. 838 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,359 [laughs] What? 839 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,319 - And my-- Mom... - Stop! [laughing] 840 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,280 ...Kourtney and Travis are probably the emperor 841 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,449 and empress of foot fetishes. 842 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,616 - Stop it. - By the way. 843 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:56,743 Mom, you know this, but... 844 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,327 No, I do not know this. 845 00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:00,621 - ...I have beautiful ballerina-- - Wait, what do you-- 846 00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,498 But what do you do with somebody's feet? 847 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,963 Khloé, no. 848 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,132 Okay, so, why are we talk-- Oh-- 849 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,092 - [Khloé] The foot fetish. - Can we go back to the bunions? 850 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:16,971 - [laughter] - Because that's the conversation 851 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,806 - I was most comfortable with. - Well, my point is 852 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:20,433 people have foot fetishes, 853 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,769 so I can make a lot of money off my feet, 854 00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:24,520 but I just haven't gone there yet. 855 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,522 Don't worry. Desperate times call for desperate measures, 856 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:27,607 and I will be there. 857 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,150 Do I get 10%? 858 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,402 If you get me my bunion surgery. 859 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,822 - [♪ upbeat dance music playing] - ♪ I wanna be in on the action ♪ 860 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,033 ♪ I wanna be causin' reaction ♪ 861 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,951 ♪ I want 'em to feel, I want 'em to see ♪ 862 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:40,870 ♪ I want 'em to dance ♪ 863 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,955 ♪ Wanna be in on the action ♪ 864 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:44,457 ♪ 865 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,750 Thank you. 866 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:48,836 ♪ Not gonna be a distraction ♪ 867 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,088 ♪ 868 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,844 - [Khloé] Hi! - [greeting each other] 869 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,180 [group chattering] 870 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,183 [Kris] Tonight is the premiere 871 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,728 of American Horror Story starring Kim Kardashian. 872 00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,730 So, we're very excited. 873 00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:11,067 She Facetimed me from set in her makeup 874 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,819 and I didn't even know it was her. 875 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,779 So, you're in for a thrill. 876 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:16,572 What time does the show come on? 877 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:18,157 - [Corey] 7:00. - 7:00. 878 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,283 [Corey] Yeah, so, you all should 879 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,743 probably get a drink or somethin'. 880 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:21,953 What do you guys want? 881 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,205 Make your friends a drink. 882 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,665 No, he has a person here for that. 883 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:26,999 - There's people here, Kris. - [Kris] Oh. 884 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:28,960 I can get you a drink. 885 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,087 By the way, this isn't 15 years ago; [indistinct] bossin' me around 886 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,588 - with the [bleep] wine. - [laughter] 887 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,590 That was 20 years ago! When Reggie was around, 888 00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:37,969 it was literally like, "Mr. Football, how are ya?" 889 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,428 Scott, take the trash out. 890 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,681 [laughter] 891 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,474 - [♪ dance music playing] - ♪ Look at me now ♪ 892 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,768 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 893 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,353 ♪ I'm in the crowd ♪ 894 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,647 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 895 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,149 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 896 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,067 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 897 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,611 - [Kim] Hey, guys! - [greeting each other] 898 00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,113 - How are you? - [all chattering] 899 00:35:57,113 --> 00:36:01,868 [Khloé] North, your side-eye was on fuego right now. 900 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,495 - [chattering] - I love your side-eye. 901 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,331 Kim, I didn't know this was, like, real scary. 902 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,208 Well, these episodes aren't. 903 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,711 - 'Cause I don't do, like, real-- - [indistinct] scared. 904 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,796 Will you hold me? Hold me. 905 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:16,215 [muffled] Oh, my God. [chuckles] 906 00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:18,801 So, I don't like anything horror. 907 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:22,263 I don't like to be scared. Just, like, don't "boo" me. 908 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,849 Don't like, "Boo!" Like, [bleep] off. 909 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,185 I do not wanna be scared. Life is scary enough. 910 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,812 {\an8}So, Kim, you have no idea how scary this is? 911 00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:33,691 No, I have no idea, like... If it's good. 912 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,234 - I mean, I'm sure-- - [Khloé] Of course, it's good. 913 00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:36,736 I just am like, "Oh, my God, 914 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,529 as long as people don't say I'm awful." 915 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,448 - Show's gonna start. - Yes. 916 00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:42,491 - [speaker] 'Kay. - [Kris] We should go inside. 917 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,994 [Corey] I'm ready to watch Kim get a Emmy. 918 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,454 [Kris] That is so good. 919 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:49,624 So cute! Northy, look it! 920 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,042 [Khloé] Scott, this is so cute in here. 921 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,251 [Scott Disick] Yeah. Cute, right? 922 00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,836 Alright, are we ready to get started? 923 00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:55,463 [Kim] Guys, I don't wanna watch this. 924 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,756 - Yes! - [speaker] Are you sure? 925 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,424 Come on, Kimberly. Woo! 926 00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:00,676 'Kay, can we turn all the lights off? 927 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,386 [Corey] You almost knocked over her wine. 928 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,972 [gasps] Mom, you knocked her wine all over her pajamas. 929 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:06,682 - No, it's okay. - [Kris] Oh, I'm so sorry. 930 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,934 - I just don't wanna get-- It's okay. - Mom! 931 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,018 I just don't wanna get-- 932 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,186 [Malika Haqq] Is there a napkin? 933 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,479 Scott, do you mind getting a napkin? 934 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:12,939 [Kim] Does anyone have a napkin? 935 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,023 We need a napkin! 936 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,316 [Kris] It's right there! 937 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,901 - She has a whole stack of 'em. - [Scott] Guys, guys, guys. 938 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,653 The show's gonna be hectic enough. 939 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,071 We don't need to fight each other. 940 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,281 It's like pandemonium. Oh, my gosh. 941 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:24,450 Everyone's freaking out. How're we gonna fix it? 942 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,994 Do we need to put water on the couch? 943 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,287 Maybe sit over there. 944 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,998 [Malika] Scott, you don't have any fabric cleaner we can spray? 945 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:34,252 [Kris] This is why we have a no red wine rule. 946 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,170 People wanna live their lives. 947 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:39,048 Mom, chill out. You're the one that threw the blanket. 948 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,384 "Who has red wine with a cream couch?" 949 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,928 But then she'd complain if there wasn't red wine here. 950 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,513 [Kris] I'll have it cleaned tomorrow. 951 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:50,601 The chaos over, like, a couple drops of wine was wild. 952 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,479 Everything's okay, everybody. We'll have that cleaned-- 953 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:56,440 By the way, it's my couch! I don't give a [bleep]! 954 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,858 [Kris] I'm gonna have it cleaned. 955 00:37:57,858 --> 00:38:00,653 Everyone just shut the [bleep] up, 956 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,863 and turn the show on. 957 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:07,034 Can you get Scott's couch cleaned tomorrow? 958 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:10,121 'Cause I spilled some red wine on it. Thank you. 959 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,417 - Is everybody ready? - [Kim/Natalie Halcro] Yes. 960 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,669 [Kris] Matthew's gonna send somebody over here tomorrow 961 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,962 to clean the couch. 962 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,339 Okay, guys, should we turn the lights off? 963 00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:21,966 [Kris] Scott can't wait for us to leave. 964 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:25,261 [Scott] I don't mind. I'm getting a new couch, I mean-- 965 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:28,055 [Kris] Oh, my God. This is gonna cost me 20 grand. 966 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,851 [Scott] At least. I'm already makin' the order. 967 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,227 [speaker] Okay. 968 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,063 [Scott] What the? Is that you, Keeks? 969 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:38,816 - [speaker] It's Kimberly! - [laughing] Imagine. 970 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,693 [Khloé] Would die if that was her. 971 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:44,155 It's interesting to see 'cause I never saw any of this. 972 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,033 I'm definitely nervous because I put the time 973 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,118 and the energy in to do something different 974 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,703 that was outside of my comfort zone. 975 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,914 - [♪ sinister pop music playing] - [Scott] Dude, this is wild. 976 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:57,084 [group cheering] 977 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,838 [Kim] I don't know, I feel like it could go really bad 978 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:04,383 and embarrassing for everyone if I suck. 979 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:06,469 I just hope people like it. 980 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:08,846 It's me, guys. 981 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,931 - [group cheering] - [Scott] Yeah, baby. 982 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:13,517 It's exhausting being better than everyone. 983 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,437 - Oh, so, you're playing your mom? - [Kris laughing] 984 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:19,148 All of that would wind up in the bargain bin at Walmart. 985 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,776 - I mean, no offense. - I mean, none taken. That is true. 986 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,277 [Khloé] Kim, you're so cute. 987 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,571 - [group cheering] - [Kris] So good, babe. 988 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:28,240 [chattering] 989 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,159 Yeah, like, no matter what they think I did-- 990 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,660 But who knows? Are they lying also? 991 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,746 'Cause it's like when your kid's ugly, 992 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,374 of course, your family's gonna be like, "It's so cute." You know? 993 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,834 Like, what are they gonna say, I suck? 994 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:43,381 - Kim, you're doing so great! - Thanks, guys. 995 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,591 So, at least in this moment, I believe it. 996 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,718 But I'll wait for the reviews 997 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,929 and see if they were telling the truth. 998 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:52,973 This role seems perfect for Kim K, not gonna lie. 999 00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:54,683 - [Scott] I smell an Emmy. - Please don't. 1000 00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:57,686 Oh, my God, everyone's saying Siobhan is literally Kris Jenner. 1001 00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:58,979 That's what I said! 1002 00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:00,856 "Kim has the s-- Kim has 1003 00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:02,817 best preparation for this role." 1004 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,068 Nice. 1005 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,736 People were saying really great things like, 1006 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,905 "Wow, we didn't wanna like it, but." 1007 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,324 Kind of like how I felt when I did SNL. 1008 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:11,700 They always wanna hate, 1009 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,328 and it's such a good feeling 1010 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,789 when people are responding well to something. 1011 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,792 Kim, Ryan Murphy said you were so good in this 1012 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,585 that he thinks you should do this 1013 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,504 for the rest of your life full time. 1014 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,381 [Khloé] This is a huge deal for Kim 1015 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:28,008 because the growth in her confidence 1016 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,510 of her taking risks, 1017 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,595 her saying like, "You know, I can do this." 1018 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,597 Like, when there was once a time in her life 1019 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,392 that she thought she needed somebody else 1020 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,561 to call the shots, direct her. 1021 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:41,772 And she felt almost like she could do nothing on her own. 1022 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:44,650 She needed a slew of people to ask. 1023 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:47,611 Now she's just makin' decisions on her own, 1024 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:49,822 and that's what makes me the happiest. 1025 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,532 - [group cheering] - [group applauding] 1026 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,410 - Good job, Kimberly! - Yay, bravo. 1027 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,578 Great job, Kim. 1028 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,996 Amazing! 1029 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,623 - That was a lot of strength, babe. - So good. 1030 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,042 You're a [bleep] actress! 1031 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,210 [Natalie] Oh, my God! 1032 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,004 Every week we'll meet here. 1033 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,630 Bring us to the Emmys 1034 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,466 Oh, my gosh, Scott is like, "Please don't come back." 1035 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,885 I'm so proud of you. Like, really, really good. 1036 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,219 You should be really proud of yourself. 1037 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,637 It was a strong version of you, Kimmy. 1038 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:15,389 Kim has actually 1039 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:18,601 taken on more than I ever thought she would do this year. 1040 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,353 Alright, guys, we're gonna celebrate. 1041 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,606 [Kris] She has more energy 1042 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,733 than anybody I've ever met in my life. 1043 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:29,570 More ambition, drive, more creativity. 1044 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,740 [all cheering] 1045 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,575 And every year that goes by, 1046 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:38,746 she just seems to have more impressive goals, 1047 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:42,166 and she meets every single one of them. It's wild. 1048 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,626 [group laughing] 1049 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,128 Does this remind you of the Vegas days? 1050 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,963 [group cheering] 1051 00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:51,008 Can officially apply for a star on the Walk of Fame now. 1052 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,092 [Kris] Yeah! 1053 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,844 I couldn't even believe it was her, 1054 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:54,929 she was so good. 1055 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:58,140 - I am in my actress era. - [group cheering, applauding] 1056 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,476 - [group] Cheers. - [Scott] Cheers. 1057 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:03,562 [♪ upbeat dance music playing] 1058 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:07,441 {\an8}[Khloé] Next on The Kardashians. 1059 00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:09,109 {\an8}[Kim] It's my birthday week 1060 00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:11,445 and I've been called to do jury duty. 1061 00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,948 Feel like there's some kind of O.J. Connection 1062 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,116 that'll get me out of jury duty. 1063 00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:17,493 [chuckles] Just kidding. 1064 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,453 If untreated, dementia, 1065 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,205 Alzheimer's or Parkinson's could be 1066 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,373 - in my future. - What did you say? 1067 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,124 - I can't hear. - Your ears are fine. 1068 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:25,209 [Khloé] We'll fix it. 1069 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,544 [doctor] Let's do another hearing test. 1070 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,170 [Kris] Okay. 1071 00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,173 This is the most excited I've been in a really long time. 1072 00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,550 My mom pulled some strings 1073 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,677 and got Gerry to come over for dinner. 1074 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,345 - [greeting Gerry] - Hello, everyone. 1075 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,305 - [Kendall] Did you not see what I saw? - [speaker] No. 1076 00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:39,890 [Kendall] I saw his phone. 1077 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,017 I've seen some things that I shouldn't've seen. 1078 00:42:42,184 --> 00:42:45,688 Is there any hope for Tristan or has that door closed? 1079 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:46,939 [Khloé] Scott. 1080 00:42:47,856 --> 00:42:50,276 But it'd be nice to grow old with somebody. 1081 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,530 [♪ dance music playing] 1082 00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:11,338 ♪ 1083 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,989 Um, you guys, Rob sent me that Footfinder. 1084 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:38,449 I don't know what that is. 1085 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,744 Said that they would pay me $1,000,000 to show my feet, 1086 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,037 and I would do that. 1087 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,747 Wh-What do I have to do with my feet? 1088 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:45,956 A million bucks? 1089 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:47,124 [Producer] Who cares? 1090 00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:50,794 I don't give a [bleep]. I was thinkin', like, $100. 1091 00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,630 You can like, walk on people's backs. 1092 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,506 - [gasps] Yes. - All that kind of stuff. 1093 00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:57,343 - I can let people massage my feet. - [crew member gasping] 1094 00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:58,677 [laughter] 1095 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,012 Brilliant. 1096 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,059 [bell tolls]